DUMBGEONS & DRAGONS

Season 2 • October 14, 2020

E61 - Coming Up from the Under

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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

baby we're back who are you you zipped us off just to uh to saloon oh

completely forgotten about us regardless of if we would have come back with your

stuff we would have been off scot-free well no you said are you okay sorry oh

my goodness uh yeah sorry about that no you're right we would have came

back regardless because those are the kind of good people we are I guess

everybody well you've got everything on the list I will hand this over to you I

take it back and I say thank you very much and as you hold it in your hand

it bursts into flames and falls to the ground oh that's how it's supposed

to happen what was that sully I think that that sounded really bad it did

sound bad is it time to save the world glim I don't know but I think

maybe we should start and I think we run out of the rusty bucket yeah

let's head towards that explosion this one's on you

Judith I got it and up shooting from this cloud is this winged hideous demon

that bursts up into the cloud and begins flying around and swooping down

trying to pick up people that are fleeing

welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with

me today is Amy More are you sure there was a little hesitation there I

am really here don't trust them and I play Sullivan slight and Tom Laird yeah

that's me I play moot and Carla maxed it I am also here although my camera

isn't working so am I really here you guys don't know this could all be a

recording that I'm playing back to then be recorded to release as the

podcast let's see if I say any weird non sequiturs also I play glim Carla

that's so funny about ham sandwiches clearly been working on your tight

five yeah sandwiches very specific Judith would approve all the best

comedy is specific Carla oh yeah she loves a good ham sandwich

mm-hmm Judith puts butter on her ham sandwiches if she does no she doesn't

it's margarine butter is just one step away from cheese

Judith uses margarine classic mm-hmm Judith she's a base l-lady

what a piece of bitch you know sometimes we do bonus content and I

feel like mm-hmm Judith would have a pretty good little one-shot I don't

think there'd be much high action but there would be something there'd be

like buttered sandwiches or margarine sandwiches maybe for this game time I'll

name my character mm-hmm Judith and no one will understand because it'll be too

soon so good so if you've played in game time in the past and Tom played

in mm-hmm Judith and are just getting it once this it once the last

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Wow he's not even gonna produce that in no he's just doing it all

He's still going look at him go

previously there was an explosion in the center of Prosker where you are

right now big demon bird thing flying up out of the earth ash and smoke

falling all around you Eska and Moot running in from one side of the city

Sully and Glim running in from the other there's drums playing in the

background it's very intense it's big big fight going on right now like a

battle of the bands like a battle the band just a bunch of guitar stings up

from hell Satan himself with a smoking guitar riffs

Grief digger. I'm here for it I would like to continue making music noises with your mouth so there's a

bunch there's there's a demon we'll just cut in with you this is what you see

go as we run up and I see Moot and Eska running up I yell what what the

fuck you guys do you do this I don't I don't think we did this like it the

explosion was over there and we were over there yeah I know but you're doing

some crazy magic stuff and now there's something flight oh my it's picking

people up we is there any people that seem to be in immediate need of

assistance like under debris or yeah that probably makes sense on fire etc

falling from the sky yes okay slow down you can see them what do you do and

then survey the scene there are three people who have who are like trying to

pull themselves out of the rubble you hear hideous noises coming up from

the center of this split in the earth there is one person who is being picked

up actively by this big bird creature and is being flown up into the air

Sully wants to get out a short bow quick and let loose an arrow at this

thing that's the bird demon that's trying to pick up the person all

right do so okay and then let's let's roll yeah let's roll for an

initiative that's probably gonna be a good idea can I shoot my short bow first

or roll furnished it first fine that was a hard no hard no Amy ah 17 five

oh bring it up the rear someone has to put those guns away Tom never for our

listeners Tom just fLexes muscles it's true and they were big guns

it's a little AC DC for ya Sully you are up first oh well good thing you didn't

just shoot your arrow good thing because it what I will now shoot my

arrow all right so Sully gets out a short bow and he aims it at the

flying creature or the the swooping I guess creature and he goes come on

you can do this and it's a 24 24 will hit through the air your arrow flies

into this creature that has huge feathered wings like a fur back a big

eagle beak with teeth that lines at huge talons that sink into this person

it's an ugly motherfucker I hate it I rolled the lowest damage I could

possibly roll so that's a six what type of damage is it pokey yeah it goes and

sticks in and then falls out and goes to the ground but you see just like a

little guys I made it bleed I made it bleed its own blood anything else you

would like to do bonus actions move actions I'm going to use help as a

bonus action what are you gonna do oh I'm going to look at glim and I'm

going to it can help be like encouragement click on help and then you

know what help does right I keep it does it just doesn't look clickable okay

you can lend your aid to another creature in a completion of a task when

you take the help action the creature and you gain advantage on the next

ability check to perform the task you're helping with it provides so so

I mean you don't really know what glim's doing I don't so I think you

want to probably go around figure out what everybody's doing okay hold on I can

aid a friendly creature and attacking a creature within five feet of you or 30

feet because I'm a mastermind whoo that's right I know thanks and I can

faint distract the target or in some other way team up to make your allies

attack more effective so if your ally attacks the target before your

next turn your first attack role is made with advantage so I could be like

trying to get the attention of the big wing thing so that it stops doing bad

things that person and so that maybe glim can get around it and and this

is what happens when you give me bonus actions okay so what do you what

do you that you were doing to try and distract this bird oh I'm waving my

arms in the air and I take out another arrow and I'm like oh you

like that you want another taste of this for the face okay the bird drops

the person from 40 feet in the air glim it's your turn how far away am I from

that person and I try and catch the person I thought they were swooping to

get a person they had picked up a person shot a bird that was carrying a

person I just poked it like a little yeah but then distracted it so it

dropped it for you now yeah it's always having a hard time being

straight up the good guy there was not right to make all these there was a lot

on his own there was a lot of sweet guitar riffs off the top I understand

it's true okay glim yeah so what's your movement my movement is 30 feet

mm-hmm I'd say if you dashed you could get underneath that person they

are falling from 40 feet in the air however I'm gonna try and catch them

okay but they're just gonna squish me but maybe they'll just knock me down or

something okay maybe I'll just break their fall a little okay so we're

gonna do so Sully was actively trying to help you so that's gonna

give you advantage on the strength check that you're going to need to

make in order to catch this person because for every 10 feet they fall

they're gonna take 1d6 bludgeoning damage which means that's coming down on

top of you if you fail you're going to take the full 4d6 bludgeoning damage

might die you guys yeah you might I've outlined what's gonna happen to you

do you still do it well I think I do go ahead I can't imagine Glenn being

like actually I'm gonna write down I think she just think she just is

gonna do it can I can I roll the damage for her I'm gonna write down the number

that you need to pass make a strength strength saving throw in order to catch

this person with advantage because of Sully's Sully's help help we're gonna

put that in quotation marks so the first one is a 16 and the next one is

a 17 all right probably not gonna be good enough I had written down the

number that you needed to pass which was a 15 so you catch I thought it was

gonna be like 24 I'm being I'm being generous we are still baby characters

we're such little babies I haven't given Glim her third level yet but

yeah so you managed to catch the person I think they I mean you you

describe how you catch them and and avoid taking this damage like knowing

that if you just like you know dead drop them that your arms are

gonna come out of their sockets yeah I was gonna say I can take some damage I

mean it's I am even if it goes the best it can go can't go that good can

it no you probably still take half like I don't want the damage but let's

be realistic they're coming from 40 feet there's a 9 10 12 you're gonna

see you're gonna take six bludgeoning damage as are they which

knocks them unconscious yeah I think so I like just run not really thinking

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about what I'm doing kind of with my arms out and I feel like catch is um

probably not an accurate description of what happens I think they probably

yeah I think they probably just kind of like land on me ish knock me down

kind of knock the wind out of me but I like break their fall enough

that I'm not super hurt but I am like the breath is knocked out of me and I'm

not feeling great about this decision except that I am cuz I saved them oh my

god Glim you're good you're a hero that was I made a really bad choice

anything else you can or would like to do I mean that was realistically I

mean I have one action that's probably all sounds good but that was

a lot yeah it was good that's good I liked it demons turn so this bird has

caught your your sight there Sullivan slight yeah and I mean it's gonna dive

towards you and try and get you with it's gonna go try and go for its

beak and one of its talons so that's gonna be 15 doesn't hit and a 12 that

doesn't hit this bird flies towards you screaming in your direction and

swipes at you you nimbly move out of the way as it swoops up and back into

the air it passes through your sphere which would impose a quick opportunity

attack oh yeah I want to do that I'm gonna say with my rapier I'm gonna try

to slice at it as it goes past me for a 22 yes that will hit and okay

Amy don't roll the lowest amount of damage possible I've rolled the

second lowest amount of damage possible I need to be more specific more

specific on your little self pet dogs seven slashing okay nope piercing okay

okay you hear screams of the the individuals who are trying to climb up

you look over everybody catches sight of these like they look like they're

all mouth like they have these stubby little arms on like these like

almost like potato bodies but it's like bumpy flesh and it's like huge mouth

and teeth and it one person is clamped down on their legs with one of

these and there's another one running up and out towards another person it

is Moot's turn I see the one that dive bomb Sully and missed and I

raise my hand and unleash three magic missiles at it now these are guaranteed

to hit but I do have to roll them these are going for the bird thing not

the coming up out of the big growth the bird thing that was trying to

trying to attack sell it on it okay first one oh that's five second one

that's four so nine so far and two is eleven eleven force damage yeah you did

yeah you found one that works good you knock this bird like off kilter

and it it loses its bAlydince and like falls to the ground and there's this

hideous shriek that it lets out as it's scrambling to get back up I picture

like an x-wing when they get hit and they like spiral out of control yeah

kind of like that yeah and you would like me to roll for the surge table

please do okay that's a crit fail roll me some percentile die to see

what happens make it good okay come on not cheap good for me don't go for the

sheep come on taller that is a 38 well you really like the 30s well that's

never a good sound seems like a bad sign he has a very delighted smile on

his face too it seems bad terrifying what the fuck is that okay so magic

missiles go off you're feeling real good about yourself is this bird

shrieking in like trying to scramble up and then perfect hurting birds that's

moods ammo I like to drum and I like to hurt them and then one like right

in front of you one more in front of glim and sully and one like 40

feet off into the side so three flumps which look like floating like pillows

with big long eyestalks and long like jellyfish like tentacles pop up out of

nowhere and they have this look on their eyes they look at you and

they're like they don't say anything because they didn't they don't speak

good but they have this look of fear and panic as soon as they see you moot and

then all three of them just bolt away from you and they're called flu flumps

flumps flumps FLU MPH flumps yeah okay eska runs forward to this broken down

fountain that's like spurting water and just dribbling water where he you

had previously seen him juggling when you had met and does the same thing you

moot you saw him out in the field just shapes this water moves it into a wall

that bursts between this demonic creature that's clamped onto this one

person and bursts it off and pushes it away long enough for this person to

scramble up you see believe them bleeding from their legs as they're

trying to scramble up and out of this pit sully so you're saying that my

poking isn't hurting this thing I didn't say it wasn't hurting this thing

I just said it wasn't hurting this thing a lot well it's a good thing

all my all my attacks do the same thing okay so he's just going to

short bow it again cuz he can see it crawling looking all sad and shit

14 yep no and as my bonus action I will use help again okay and I'm going to

run over to glim I run over and I help you up because you know well that

actually does help because now cuz she was prone now I'm not prone

anymore you don't have to use half your there we go yeah okay glim here's been

assisted up you've got this person in your arms what do you do I will I'll

put the person down are they they're unconscious they are unconscious yeah

okay I almost wonder if I was like under them I would have kind of

moved them off of me and then sully helped me up I don't know that I

would have like dead lifted them from the they're just laying on the

ground now yeah how many of those mouth creatures are there three yeah yeah

does each of them have a person in their mouth not actively one had a

person in their mouth but Eska managed to get them off with the shape water

the other two are crawling but are being pursued in this moment haven't

okay I'm going to use my fire breath on them and I guess it depends how they are

positioned because it goes in a 5 by 30 foot line I'd say you can if you yeah

if you run to position yourself you'd be able to get there for within your

movement yep okay then I am going to do that they have to make a deck

save dexterity is not their strong suit that one rolled a 17 that one rolled an

eight okay so the one that got the eight will get full damage the other

one will only take half damage okay it is baby characters um six damage or

three damage on the other one I must have rolled double sixes when I did

it on birdie and Barty because I really yeah you know those guys it was full

full damage that you did yeah because remember you were like I'm gonna scare

him away and then you for a full day and you're like oh no okay yes they

take that damage and turn and lock eyes now you see that they have many

eyes lock eyes on you the bird creature is going to get up and begin to flap its

wings and move towards sully as it does so it emits this horrific screech and

you see like the sound begin to move as it as it comes towards you you

have to make a Constitution saving throw everybody within 20 feet I'd say

probably glim to you ran back in that direction oh no so yeah no cuz you ran

away from sully it had to go to sully which it can make it there no it's

just gonna be sully 20 okay you are fine I rolled a 19 everybody yeah you

feel like you feel like your your knees waver like this thing was

trying to stun you and it swoops up back into the air kind of along like the

roof lines at this point the other two creatures the one that got separated

by the water it turns and starts running towards Eska and is going to

make an attack with its big big bite mouth and that's a 20 not natural

towards Eska who's going to take 11 piercing damage so this thing is like

clamping hard down on Eska's leg who lets out a scream in severe pain and

agony the other two are going to rush towards you glim as you had

fire breath them one's going to attack for a nine with its bite the

other for a 20 well 20 I'll do it okay that's going to be also 11 piercing

damage oh my god you guys I'm almost dead what you at one what don't do this

to Carla again that's fine yeah we didn't hey Carla

want to level up the three two is enough for you that's good that's good

clean fun is what that is removed it's your turn as yeah as you cast

that last one as these flumps poofed up and out and you feel like you're

anchored to the ground and to the air and to the flames you can feel billowing

down in this pit below and you feel like this extra surge wash over you

like you're more in connected to your spells and to your you're more in

touch unknowingly and inexplicably with nature around you you've leveled

up we'll do stats after this battle if we survive welcome to the middle

what oh I totally just like mmm right in there just like that just like that

you didn't even sing it though that's the thing that gets them to do it so

happy to not see you because that's creepy but you know just know that

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episode something fun is happening maybe a maze I just assume we're always in a

maze this is mooclimb and sully who's saying that they can't be their first

maze Wow big-time maze yep okay bye everybody

bye all right um I see the two that have gone to attack glim and I kind

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of think to myself like boy it would be nice to throw two spells at them

instead of just one and that's what happens so I cast fire bolt towards

well I wish I could cast it towards the two of them but I picked the one

on the right and as I throw this fire bolts its way I managed to throw a

second fire bolt somehow I'm not really sure how it happens to be

perfectly honest with you maybe it's one of those like secret things if you just

you know wish it it'll happen so magic works it's just if you see if you if

you wish it it happens that is how it works so I rolled a 17 for the spell

attack that is do you have to roll again for the second one sure yeah

that probably makes sense 17 I don't even know 17 well assume you would

have to yeah because it's the second second target right so I would

think you'd have to yeah I guess I mean it doesn't say in the little write-up

about twin spell but that makes sense to me 15 for the second both of those

will hit give me some damage all right first one is a nine second ones

an eight all right so nine to the one on the right Nate to the one on the

left these fire bolts go and a glim you smell their flesh char and sizzle like

these things aren't like these things are only about like knee height so like

the flames hit and then the smells just wafts over you but they are shrieking

below as they're chomping at and around you it is Eska's turn you out

of the corner of your eye and then the periphery see all of these snowballs

begin to swarm around Eska and this creature and the creature is going to

crit fail so I'm gonna give them max I'm gonna give them max damage 18

snowball damage just like snowballs like almost like ice balls pelting

into this creature as it's like being moved around by all of these blasts of

cold Sully it seems like everyone's got a handle on these big mouth meanies

so Sully is going to let loose a short bow or she's gonna fling his

short bow into the air at the uh-huh yeah unorthodox I like it mm-hmm I

really like it no he's gonna let loose an arrow at the flying sucker oh for

a crit fail maybe you did actually throw your short bow did I forget how

to do arrows no I think how this is gonna work I'm not killing glim you

can't make me that's the easy Russell kill Carlos character no I think what's

gonna happen in this moment is you pull you draw your your bow back and

the the rope snaps yeah the bow snaps so it like it goes you pull it back

and just before it like the bow breaks and the arrow goes tumbling to

the ground I fact this is I knew I should have had one better well-made

god god he and he just shakes his fist in the air at this bird creature as if

it's its fault okay glim there are char-fried demon creatures in front of

you um are those ones dead or just crispified but still living they are

just crispified still living still chomping still screaming okay I am

going to cast divine favor which will give me an extra D for radiant damage

on a hit and I am going to attack with my war pick okay which is a 17 yeah

17 will hit okay and then come on that's a terrible roll anyway nine

damage with the war pick and then an extra fuck off one radiant damage why

did you do all of Carla's roles for because I didn't get to do my turn tell

me how glim kills one of these mouth mods I assume you went towards the

one that really chomped down into you so yes that seems that seems

reasonable I mean you said they're only about knee high so I guess I

just bring down my massive frightening looking war pick right into the side of

it and maybe it even like gets a little bit like stuck on it and then I have to

like pull it off I like black ichor type blood spurts up and out of it as

it convulses as you leave it stuck on the ground there gross as that

happens beneath the other one glim and beneath the one at Eska's feet both of

you see like this swirling black circle right beneath them it starts slow as

like smoke and dust being kicked up and then spins faster and faster and

faster until there's this hole that begins appearing below them and they

fall into this hole like it's trying to grab and scramble and then as

soon as they're out of sight the holes snap shut and you look up and you see

Charmy standing at her shop holding components in hand moving her hand

back and forth as these holes disappear moot it's your turn the bird

is still in play all right sounds like something that you would say to

someone else that you're meeting for the first time but you're both on like

the secret mission totally I was gonna say it sounds like someone's

like a codename like the bird is still in play the eagle right like we haven't

gotten rid of Judas yet that bird is still in play

fucking Judith I guess I will throw off another magic missile because it

hits every time and it's delightful right all right magic missile coming

at the bird thing once again for four seven ten force damage these magic

missiles strike this bird hard as it's moving to swoop back towards Sully

and knock it into this roof and as you look up and to this roof you see a

dwarven man coming up and over the other side of this peak of this roof

Sully and Glim recognize him as bull nil thunder axe under task and he's

carrying one of the blades of ether that he was describing it's this

shining blue blade that he then drives down and into this creature who lets

out a shriek as it curls around this blade and you see like this light beam

out until the bird flops limp on the roof I rolled my wild magic table just

just cuz it was annoying you're at your one or two and he pulls his blade

up and out and looks down to you I'll be down in a minute

God bow hill thunder under that's good you did a great job hey we know that guy

he climbs down and Charmy comes out of her shop and they're surveying the

scene and they walk over and bull nil comes up to you and says well I

thought you were out to save the world what what why'd you have to bring it

here hey this wasn't us I don't think we

brought this here also that was amazing both of you oh my goodness well

they look like you needed a little assistance oh I definitely do and I sit

down because I'm very weak I broke my bow yeah I don't have any potions or

anything but Charmy comes over to you and says this one this one's on the

house and she casts cure wounds at a very high level and brings you back

up to full thanks Charmy you're the best yeah well we make quite the team

we should all like go on the road together do you guys want to come save

the world with us you weren't mentioned in the prophecy but you're

both amazing well yeah I think we have some cleaning up here to do it's been

a while since we've been on the road together that's not probably a great

idea oh you guys used to adventure together sounds juicy let's dig into

that later is there backstory there do you know what happened here no this pit

these creatures do you know anything about that well that's a points up to

the bird that's a rock a bird demon from the abyss we all know what sound

those make yeah rock yeah exactly and Charmy says and the ones that were

biting at your ankles there they're a ma demons different part of the abyss

seems the wires are getting crossed down there you they're not supposed to

be able to come up and under cities like this well the situation seems

abysmal ha so did you guys used to date or we

shit yeah no I mean you can say that says oh we had a fling a few times we

were out on the road you know we traveled for quite a while yeah some

friends with beneficiary's but friends with friends who

friends who fucked that's right bone in buddy's bone yeah that's what that's

yeah I don't sure what you were trying to say but that's what I was

trying to say yeah yeah mm-hmm nice well no I don't think we can come

with you I think we can help you and he looks down at his blade and then to you

glim and says I asked you if you'd find the other one but maybe if you take

this one it'll help you in your journey

are you sure I know you wanted the other one back maybe maybe we'll find

the other one I can bring them both back if you find the other one I'd

love to see it but there's there's no more traveling in my future

this is for you he puts the blades hilt in your hand and let's go and as

they're having that moment Sully like comes up beside like standing there

expectantly like what presently bestow upon me kind of look on his face magical

weapon am I yeah I could fix your bow so it doesn't break as he's yeah he's

be so great yeah yeah he grabs it yeah just I'll get you on your get you on

your way here I'll take it back and fix that up for you I'll find

something fancy for it thanks Charmy looks to moot and says that was that

was a good shot there you look good you mean to shoot both of them at the same

time there well I thought it would be real nice if I could and then all of a

sudden I did Eska hobbles up behind you say I'm that was a really great

moot Charmy Charmy looks at us oh dear oh dear help this one too here's his

wounds like like hanging half off dragging himself over like the the

group of you stop and discuss your recent encounter not really figuring

out neither of them have any information on why it's happened or how

it has happened just that they are demons from the abyss and this type

of travel straight up into the material plane is both forbidden but also not

supposed to be possible bowl nil fixes your your arrow and it's strong and true

and gives you fills up your quivers so you are back to full on all your

ammunition which I know you totally keep track of totally I keep track of

that for sure every arrow I can see it every time she uses it she makes

note she's got a big whiteboard I know it's weird you don't see it Russ

because you're in the same room with her and she writes marks one

down every time you rest up for the night getting ready to head out the

next day and you fill up get to get some good grub at the rusty bucket the

next morning you walk back out front and Rolf and your carriage are out

front waiting for you I didn't think I'd ever get to see you again and I

do that thing that people do with horses where you press their face up to their

nuzzle that's the word our daughter uses that's what she what is that

the snout snout the muzzle of the horse like the real flat I don't know if

anyone here has ever ridden a horse or anything you they like breathing in

your breath it's weird but so I do that with the donkey it's a real

intimate loving moment that's nice I assume I hold you up so you can do that

donkeys are short and their heads go down they eat off the ground just making

a joke road but maybe you all climb aboard the carriage and set off on the

road to head towards Tamanthir which was where you were heading all along

how to save the world I know I said I wouldn't ask but we almost there yet

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