1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:38,640 baby we're back who are you you zipped us off just to uh to saloon oh 3 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,560 completely forgotten about us regardless of if we would have come back with your 4 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:51,200 stuff we would have been off scot-free well no you said are you okay sorry oh 5 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:55,960 my goodness uh yeah sorry about that no you're right we would have came 6 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,120 back regardless because those are the kind of good people we are I guess 7 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:04,920 everybody well you've got everything on the list I will hand this over to you I 8 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:09,880 take it back and I say thank you very much and as you hold it in your hand 9 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,920 it bursts into flames and falls to the ground oh that's how it's supposed 10 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:21,240 to happen what was that sully I think that that sounded really bad it did 11 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,439 sound bad is it time to save the world glim I don't know but I think 12 00:01:24,439 --> 00:01:27,800 maybe we should start and I think we run out of the rusty bucket yeah 13 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,519 let's head towards that explosion this one's on you 14 00:01:31,519 --> 00:01:40,799 Judith I got it and up shooting from this cloud is this winged hideous demon 15 00:01:40,799 --> 00:01:45,039 that bursts up into the cloud and begins flying around and swooping down 16 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:50,039 trying to pick up people that are fleeing 17 00:01:57,799 --> 00:02:12,400 welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with 18 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:17,599 me today is Amy More are you sure there was a little hesitation there I 19 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:23,639 am really here don't trust them and I play Sullivan slight and Tom Laird yeah 20 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:29,760 that's me I play moot and Carla maxed it I am also here although my camera 21 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:34,920 isn't working so am I really here you guys don't know this could all be a 22 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:38,340 recording that I'm playing back to then be recorded to release as the 23 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:43,240 podcast let's see if I say any weird non sequiturs also I play glim Carla 24 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:49,900 that's so funny about ham sandwiches clearly been working on your tight 25 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:57,580 five yeah sandwiches very specific Judith would approve all the best 26 00:02:57,580 --> 00:03:01,980 comedy is specific Carla oh yeah she loves a good ham sandwich 27 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:11,259 mm-hmm Judith puts butter on her ham sandwiches if she does no she doesn't 28 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:20,719 it's margarine butter is just one step away from cheese 29 00:03:20,719 --> 00:03:26,219 Judith uses margarine classic mm-hmm Judith she's a base l-lady 30 00:03:26,219 --> 00:03:34,539 what a piece of bitch you know sometimes we do bonus content and I 31 00:03:34,539 --> 00:03:38,539 feel like mm-hmm Judith would have a pretty good little one-shot I don't 32 00:03:38,539 --> 00:03:40,939 think there'd be much high action but there would be something there'd be 33 00:03:40,939 --> 00:03:44,979 like buttered sandwiches or margarine sandwiches maybe for this game time I'll 34 00:03:44,979 --> 00:03:49,379 name my character mm-hmm Judith and no one will understand because it'll be too 35 00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:54,780 soon so good so if you've played in game time in the past and Tom played 36 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:57,739 in mm-hmm Judith and are just getting it once this it once the last 37 00:03:57,739 --> 00:04:03,299 episode plays there you go you were on the end yep but when you are a 38 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:09,700 patron you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron Mika or Micah 39 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:14,900 Sabzowicz thank you thank you so much thank you Mika or Micah both great 40 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:18,300 names yeah thank you so much you can find out more about joining us on 41 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:23,699 Patreon at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast now fuck it let's play 42 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:30,180 Wow he's not even gonna produce that in no he's just doing it all 43 00:04:30,379 --> 00:04:32,379 He's still going look at him go 44 00:04:37,379 --> 00:04:41,900 previously there was an explosion in the center of Prosker where you are 45 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:49,379 right now big demon bird thing flying up out of the earth ash and smoke 46 00:04:49,379 --> 00:04:54,300 falling all around you Eska and Moot running in from one side of the city 47 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:57,740 Sully and Glim running in from the other there's drums playing in the 48 00:04:57,740 --> 00:05:05,939 background it's very intense it's big big fight going on right now like a 49 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:11,300 battle of the bands like a battle the band just a bunch of guitar stings up 50 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:17,060 from hell Satan himself with a smoking guitar riffs 51 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:31,019 Grief digger. I'm here for it I would like to continue making music noises with your mouth so there's a 52 00:05:31,019 --> 00:05:34,040 bunch there's there's a demon we'll just cut in with you this is what you see 53 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:41,959 go as we run up and I see Moot and Eska running up I yell what what the 54 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:49,680 fuck you guys do you do this I don't I don't think we did this like it the 55 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:53,879 explosion was over there and we were over there yeah I know but you're doing 56 00:05:53,879 --> 00:05:58,279 some crazy magic stuff and now there's something flight oh my it's picking 57 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:06,740 people up we is there any people that seem to be in immediate need of 58 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:14,540 assistance like under debris or yeah that probably makes sense on fire etc 59 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:24,500 falling from the sky yes okay slow down you can see them what do you do and 60 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:29,680 then survey the scene there are three people who have who are like trying to 61 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:35,060 pull themselves out of the rubble you hear hideous noises coming up from 62 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:40,319 the center of this split in the earth there is one person who is being picked 63 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:47,340 up actively by this big bird creature and is being flown up into the air 64 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:52,420 Sully wants to get out a short bow quick and let loose an arrow at this 65 00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:57,340 thing that's the bird demon that's trying to pick up the person all 66 00:06:57,340 --> 00:07:03,819 right do so okay and then let's let's roll yeah let's roll for an 67 00:07:03,819 --> 00:07:07,560 initiative that's probably gonna be a good idea can I shoot my short bow first 68 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:16,980 or roll furnished it first fine that was a hard no hard no Amy ah 17 five 69 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:23,899 oh bring it up the rear someone has to put those guns away Tom never for our 70 00:07:23,899 --> 00:07:29,420 listeners Tom just fLexes muscles it's true and they were big guns 71 00:07:34,819 --> 00:07:41,339 it's a little AC DC for ya Sully you are up first oh well good thing you didn't 72 00:07:41,339 --> 00:07:45,579 just shoot your arrow good thing because it what I will now shoot my 73 00:07:45,579 --> 00:07:52,620 arrow all right so Sully gets out a short bow and he aims it at the 74 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:59,139 flying creature or the the swooping I guess creature and he goes come on 75 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:08,379 you can do this and it's a 24 24 will hit through the air your arrow flies 76 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:13,620 into this creature that has huge feathered wings like a fur back a big 77 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:18,779 eagle beak with teeth that lines at huge talons that sink into this person 78 00:08:18,779 --> 00:08:23,899 it's an ugly motherfucker I hate it I rolled the lowest damage I could 79 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:30,500 possibly roll so that's a six what type of damage is it pokey yeah it goes and 80 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:34,740 sticks in and then falls out and goes to the ground but you see just like a 81 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:40,540 little guys I made it bleed I made it bleed its own blood anything else you 82 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:44,780 would like to do bonus actions move actions I'm going to use help as a 83 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:52,500 bonus action what are you gonna do oh I'm going to look at glim and I'm 84 00:08:52,539 --> 00:08:57,019 going to it can help be like encouragement click on help and then you 85 00:08:57,019 --> 00:09:02,460 know what help does right I keep it does it just doesn't look clickable okay 86 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:05,820 you can lend your aid to another creature in a completion of a task when 87 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:08,820 you take the help action the creature and you gain advantage on the next 88 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:14,700 ability check to perform the task you're helping with it provides so so 89 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:19,019 I mean you don't really know what glim's doing I don't so I think you 90 00:09:19,019 --> 00:09:22,779 want to probably go around figure out what everybody's doing okay hold on I can 91 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:27,179 aid a friendly creature and attacking a creature within five feet of you or 30 92 00:09:27,179 --> 00:09:33,500 feet because I'm a mastermind whoo that's right I know thanks and I can 93 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:38,100 faint distract the target or in some other way team up to make your allies 94 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:42,059 attack more effective so if your ally attacks the target before your 95 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:45,659 next turn your first attack role is made with advantage so I could be like 96 00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:52,379 trying to get the attention of the big wing thing so that it stops doing bad 97 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:59,299 things that person and so that maybe glim can get around it and and this 98 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:02,539 is what happens when you give me bonus actions okay so what do you what 99 00:10:02,539 --> 00:10:06,059 do you that you were doing to try and distract this bird oh I'm waving my 100 00:10:06,059 --> 00:10:10,019 arms in the air and I take out another arrow and I'm like oh you 101 00:10:10,019 --> 00:10:15,220 like that you want another taste of this for the face okay the bird drops 102 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:22,899 the person from 40 feet in the air glim it's your turn how far away am I from 103 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:27,500 that person and I try and catch the person I thought they were swooping to 104 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:33,420 get a person they had picked up a person shot a bird that was carrying a 105 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:38,580 person I just poked it like a little yeah but then distracted it so it 106 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:42,300 dropped it for you now yeah it's always having a hard time being 107 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:45,940 straight up the good guy there was not right to make all these there was a lot 108 00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:48,860 on his own there was a lot of sweet guitar riffs off the top I understand 109 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:57,380 it's true okay glim yeah so what's your movement my movement is 30 feet 110 00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:06,980 mm-hmm I'd say if you dashed you could get underneath that person they 111 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:12,300 are falling from 40 feet in the air however I'm gonna try and catch them 112 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:17,200 okay but they're just gonna squish me but maybe they'll just knock me down or 113 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,620 something okay maybe I'll just break their fall a little okay so we're 114 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:26,340 gonna do so Sully was actively trying to help you so that's gonna 115 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,539 give you advantage on the strength check that you're going to need to 116 00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:35,620 make in order to catch this person because for every 10 feet they fall 117 00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:39,940 they're gonna take 1d6 bludgeoning damage which means that's coming down on 118 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:46,980 top of you if you fail you're going to take the full 4d6 bludgeoning damage 119 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:53,379 might die you guys yeah you might I've outlined what's gonna happen to you 120 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:59,500 do you still do it well I think I do go ahead I can't imagine Glenn being 121 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:03,860 like actually I'm gonna write down I think she just think she just is 122 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:08,700 gonna do it can I can I roll the damage for her I'm gonna write down the number 123 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:13,460 that you need to pass make a strength strength saving throw in order to catch 124 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:19,180 this person with advantage because of Sully's Sully's help help we're gonna 125 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:26,220 put that in quotation marks so the first one is a 16 and the next one is 126 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:30,899 a 17 all right probably not gonna be good enough I had written down the 127 00:12:30,899 --> 00:12:36,100 number that you needed to pass which was a 15 so you catch I thought it was 128 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:41,819 gonna be like 24 I'm being I'm being generous we are still baby characters 129 00:12:41,819 --> 00:12:48,419 we're such little babies I haven't given Glim her third level yet but 130 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:52,179 yeah so you managed to catch the person I think they I mean you you 131 00:12:52,179 --> 00:12:56,279 describe how you catch them and and avoid taking this damage like knowing 132 00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:59,819 that if you just like you know dead drop them that your arms are 133 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,740 gonna come out of their sockets yeah I was gonna say I can take some damage I 134 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:09,180 mean it's I am even if it goes the best it can go can't go that good can 135 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:14,520 it no you probably still take half like I don't want the damage but let's 136 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:20,580 be realistic they're coming from 40 feet there's a 9 10 12 you're gonna 137 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:25,300 see you're gonna take six bludgeoning damage as are they which 138 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:31,140 knocks them unconscious yeah I think so I like just run not really thinking 139 00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:36,820 about what I'm doing kind of with my arms out and I feel like catch is um 140 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:40,820 probably not an accurate description of what happens I think they probably 141 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:46,460 yeah I think they probably just kind of like land on me ish knock me down 142 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:50,500 kind of knock the wind out of me but I like break their fall enough 143 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:57,779 that I'm not super hurt but I am like the breath is knocked out of me and I'm 144 00:13:57,779 --> 00:14:03,779 not feeling great about this decision except that I am cuz I saved them oh my 145 00:14:03,779 --> 00:14:08,379 god Glim you're good you're a hero that was I made a really bad choice 146 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:13,779 anything else you can or would like to do I mean that was realistically I 147 00:14:13,779 --> 00:14:17,059 mean I have one action that's probably all sounds good but that was 148 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:23,460 a lot yeah it was good that's good I liked it demons turn so this bird has 149 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:32,660 caught your your sight there Sullivan slight yeah and I mean it's gonna dive 150 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:38,940 towards you and try and get you with it's gonna go try and go for its 151 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:50,220 beak and one of its talons so that's gonna be 15 doesn't hit and a 12 that 152 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:56,140 doesn't hit this bird flies towards you screaming in your direction and 153 00:14:56,140 --> 00:15:03,660 swipes at you you nimbly move out of the way as it swoops up and back into 154 00:15:03,659 --> 00:15:09,899 the air it passes through your sphere which would impose a quick opportunity 155 00:15:09,899 --> 00:15:14,579 attack oh yeah I want to do that I'm gonna say with my rapier I'm gonna try 156 00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:22,860 to slice at it as it goes past me for a 22 yes that will hit and okay 157 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:29,299 Amy don't roll the lowest amount of damage possible I've rolled the 158 00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:33,620 second lowest amount of damage possible I need to be more specific more 159 00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:41,779 specific on your little self pet dogs seven slashing okay nope piercing okay 160 00:15:41,779 --> 00:15:47,740 okay you hear screams of the the individuals who are trying to climb up 161 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:54,299 you look over everybody catches sight of these like they look like they're 162 00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:59,220 all mouth like they have these stubby little arms on like these like 163 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:05,220 almost like potato bodies but it's like bumpy flesh and it's like huge mouth 164 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:10,340 and teeth and it one person is clamped down on their legs with one of 165 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:14,060 these and there's another one running up and out towards another person it 166 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:23,660 is Moot's turn I see the one that dive bomb Sully and missed and I 167 00:16:23,659 --> 00:16:29,860 raise my hand and unleash three magic missiles at it now these are guaranteed 168 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,899 to hit but I do have to roll them these are going for the bird thing not 169 00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:38,459 the coming up out of the big growth the bird thing that was trying to 170 00:16:38,459 --> 00:16:45,699 trying to attack sell it on it okay first one oh that's five second one 171 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:57,900 that's four so nine so far and two is eleven eleven force damage yeah you did 172 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:05,779 yeah you found one that works good you knock this bird like off kilter 173 00:17:05,779 --> 00:17:11,700 and it it loses its bAlydince and like falls to the ground and there's this 174 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:16,180 hideous shriek that it lets out as it's scrambling to get back up I picture 175 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:20,220 like an x-wing when they get hit and they like spiral out of control yeah 176 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:24,180 kind of like that yeah and you would like me to roll for the surge table 177 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:37,140 please do okay that's a crit fail roll me some percentile die to see 178 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:46,740 what happens make it good okay come on not cheap good for me don't go for the 179 00:17:46,740 --> 00:18:01,740 sheep come on taller that is a 38 well you really like the 30s well that's 180 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:05,700 never a good sound seems like a bad sign he has a very delighted smile on 181 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:12,019 his face too it seems bad terrifying what the fuck is that okay so magic 182 00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:15,980 missiles go off you're feeling real good about yourself is this bird 183 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:20,460 shrieking in like trying to scramble up and then perfect hurting birds that's 184 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:28,380 moods ammo I like to drum and I like to hurt them and then one like right 185 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:33,460 in front of you one more in front of glim and sully and one like 40 186 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:44,019 feet off into the side so three flumps which look like floating like pillows 187 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:51,579 with big long eyestalks and long like jellyfish like tentacles pop up out of 188 00:18:51,579 --> 00:18:55,660 nowhere and they have this look on their eyes they look at you and 189 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:59,539 they're like they don't say anything because they didn't they don't speak 190 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:04,460 good but they have this look of fear and panic as soon as they see you moot and 191 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:09,579 then all three of them just bolt away from you and they're called flu flumps 192 00:19:09,579 --> 00:19:19,420 flumps flumps FLU MPH flumps yeah okay eska runs forward to this broken down 193 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:23,259 fountain that's like spurting water and just dribbling water where he you 194 00:19:23,259 --> 00:19:30,299 had previously seen him juggling when you had met and does the same thing you 195 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:35,740 moot you saw him out in the field just shapes this water moves it into a wall 196 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:41,859 that bursts between this demonic creature that's clamped onto this one 197 00:19:41,859 --> 00:19:46,660 person and bursts it off and pushes it away long enough for this person to 198 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:50,099 scramble up you see believe them bleeding from their legs as they're 199 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:54,600 trying to scramble up and out of this pit sully so you're saying that my 200 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,300 poking isn't hurting this thing I didn't say it wasn't hurting this thing 201 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:01,820 I just said it wasn't hurting this thing a lot well it's a good thing 202 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:09,600 all my all my attacks do the same thing okay so he's just going to 203 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:16,500 short bow it again cuz he can see it crawling looking all sad and shit 204 00:20:16,539 --> 00:20:31,859 14 yep no and as my bonus action I will use help again okay and I'm going to 205 00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:42,180 run over to glim I run over and I help you up because you know well that 206 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:46,019 actually does help because now cuz she was prone now I'm not prone 207 00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:51,460 anymore you don't have to use half your there we go yeah okay glim here's been 208 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:57,099 assisted up you've got this person in your arms what do you do I will I'll 209 00:20:57,099 --> 00:21:01,379 put the person down are they they're unconscious they are unconscious yeah 210 00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:05,980 okay I almost wonder if I was like under them I would have kind of 211 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:10,420 moved them off of me and then sully helped me up I don't know that I 212 00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:13,980 would have like dead lifted them from the they're just laying on the 213 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:19,259 ground now yeah how many of those mouth creatures are there three yeah yeah 214 00:21:19,259 --> 00:21:27,900 does each of them have a person in their mouth not actively one had a 215 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:32,019 person in their mouth but Eska managed to get them off with the shape water 216 00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:37,420 the other two are crawling but are being pursued in this moment haven't 217 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:47,620 okay I'm going to use my fire breath on them and I guess it depends how they are 218 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:53,240 positioned because it goes in a 5 by 30 foot line I'd say you can if you yeah 219 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,740 if you run to position yourself you'd be able to get there for within your 220 00:21:56,740 --> 00:22:03,180 movement yep okay then I am going to do that they have to make a deck 221 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:12,539 save dexterity is not their strong suit that one rolled a 17 that one rolled an 222 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:16,220 eight okay so the one that got the eight will get full damage the other 223 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:27,340 one will only take half damage okay it is baby characters um six damage or 224 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:31,539 three damage on the other one I must have rolled double sixes when I did 225 00:22:31,539 --> 00:22:38,099 it on birdie and Barty because I really yeah you know those guys it was full 226 00:22:38,099 --> 00:22:43,180 full damage that you did yeah because remember you were like I'm gonna scare 227 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:51,099 him away and then you for a full day and you're like oh no okay yes they 228 00:22:51,099 --> 00:22:57,539 take that damage and turn and lock eyes now you see that they have many 229 00:22:57,539 --> 00:23:05,299 eyes lock eyes on you the bird creature is going to get up and begin to flap its 230 00:23:05,299 --> 00:23:12,379 wings and move towards sully as it does so it emits this horrific screech and 231 00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:18,180 you see like the sound begin to move as it as it comes towards you you 232 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:23,819 have to make a Constitution saving throw everybody within 20 feet I'd say 233 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:31,579 probably glim to you ran back in that direction oh no so yeah no cuz you ran 234 00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:37,539 away from sully it had to go to sully which it can make it there no it's 235 00:23:37,539 --> 00:23:45,819 just gonna be sully 20 okay you are fine I rolled a 19 everybody yeah you 236 00:23:45,819 --> 00:23:50,419 feel like you feel like your your knees waver like this thing was 237 00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:58,180 trying to stun you and it swoops up back into the air kind of along like the 238 00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:03,539 roof lines at this point the other two creatures the one that got separated 239 00:24:03,539 --> 00:24:08,140 by the water it turns and starts running towards Eska and is going to 240 00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:14,539 make an attack with its big big bite mouth and that's a 20 not natural 241 00:24:14,539 --> 00:24:20,299 towards Eska who's going to take 11 piercing damage so this thing is like 242 00:24:20,299 --> 00:24:28,099 clamping hard down on Eska's leg who lets out a scream in severe pain and 243 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:32,460 agony the other two are going to rush towards you glim as you had 244 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:37,539 fire breath them one's going to attack for a nine with its bite the 245 00:24:37,539 --> 00:24:47,019 other for a 20 well 20 I'll do it okay that's going to be also 11 piercing 246 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:58,180 damage oh my god you guys I'm almost dead what you at one what don't do this 247 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:02,539 to Carla again that's fine yeah we didn't hey Carla 248 00:25:02,539 --> 00:25:11,180 want to level up the three two is enough for you that's good that's good 249 00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:16,420 clean fun is what that is removed it's your turn as yeah as you cast 250 00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:23,060 that last one as these flumps poofed up and out and you feel like you're 251 00:25:23,099 --> 00:25:29,259 anchored to the ground and to the air and to the flames you can feel billowing 252 00:25:29,259 --> 00:25:37,619 down in this pit below and you feel like this extra surge wash over you 253 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:46,139 like you're more in connected to your spells and to your you're more in 254 00:25:46,139 --> 00:25:52,539 touch unknowingly and inexplicably with nature around you you've leveled 255 00:25:52,579 --> 00:26:11,099 up we'll do stats after this battle if we survive welcome to the middle 256 00:26:11,099 --> 00:26:18,420 what oh I totally just like mmm right in there just like that just like that 257 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:33,460 you didn't even sing it though that's the thing that gets them to do it so 258 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:37,300 happy to not see you because that's creepy but you know just know that 259 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:42,880 you're there in our hearts in our hearts certainly and us in your ears 260 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:47,580 and maybe you in our Patreon maybe Patreon yes Patreon.com slash dumb 261 00:26:47,579 --> 00:26:55,740 dragon cat we made some changes over Patreon yeah I can has Patreon yeah we 262 00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:59,659 made some changes over there specifically to our fifteen dollar tier 263 00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:05,460 which is awesome sorry is there a label for that tier is that what you were 264 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:13,259 it's the in world tier yeah that part in where I come in confidently say the 265 00:27:13,259 --> 00:27:18,420 world tier thanks everybody yeah yeah 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a maze I just assume we're always in a 294 00:29:40,700 --> 00:29:44,059 maze this is mooclimb and sully who's saying that they can't be their first 295 00:29:44,059 --> 00:29:48,779 maze Wow big-time maze yep okay bye everybody 296 00:29:48,779 --> 00:29:59,140 bye all right um I see the two that have gone to attack glim and I kind 297 00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:03,340 of think to myself like boy it would be nice to throw two spells at them 298 00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:10,860 instead of just one and that's what happens so I cast fire bolt towards 299 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:14,620 well I wish I could cast it towards the two of them but I picked the one 300 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:22,420 on the right and as I throw this fire bolts its way I managed to throw a 301 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:26,780 second fire bolt somehow I'm not really sure how it happens to be 302 00:30:26,779 --> 00:30:30,500 perfectly honest with you maybe it's one of those like secret things if you just 303 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:36,500 you know wish it it'll happen so magic works it's just if you see if you if 304 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:42,859 you wish it it happens that is how it works so I rolled a 17 for the spell 305 00:30:42,859 --> 00:30:49,220 attack that is do you have to roll again for the second one sure yeah 306 00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:52,779 that probably makes sense 17 I don't even know 17 well assume you would 307 00:30:52,779 --> 00:30:55,700 have to yeah because it's the second second target right so I would 308 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:58,940 think you'd have to yeah I guess I mean it doesn't say in the little write-up 309 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:03,740 about twin spell but that makes sense to me 15 for the second both of those 310 00:31:03,740 --> 00:31:11,299 will hit give me some damage all right first one is a nine second ones 311 00:31:11,299 --> 00:31:14,660 an eight all right so nine to the one on the right Nate to the one on the 312 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:27,860 left these fire bolts go and a glim you smell their flesh char and sizzle like 313 00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:31,220 these things aren't like these things are only about like knee height so like 314 00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:37,040 the flames hit and then the smells just wafts over you but they are shrieking 315 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:43,880 below as they're chomping at and around you it is Eska's turn you out 316 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,120 of the corner of your eye and then the periphery see all of these snowballs 317 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:55,880 begin to swarm around Eska and this creature and the creature is going to 318 00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:03,840 crit fail so I'm gonna give them max I'm gonna give them max damage 18 319 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:09,400 snowball damage just like snowballs like almost like ice balls pelting 320 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:14,200 into this creature as it's like being moved around by all of these blasts of 321 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:23,280 cold Sully it seems like everyone's got a handle on these big mouth meanies 322 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:30,000 so Sully is going to let loose a short bow or she's gonna fling his 323 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:37,400 short bow into the air at the uh-huh yeah unorthodox I like it mm-hmm I 324 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:46,799 really like it no he's gonna let loose an arrow at the flying sucker oh for 325 00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:52,079 a crit fail maybe you did actually throw your short bow did I forget how 326 00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:56,960 to do arrows no I think how this is gonna work I'm not killing glim you 327 00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:07,759 can't make me that's the easy Russell kill Carlos character no I think what's 328 00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:11,640 gonna happen in this moment is you pull you draw your your bow back and 329 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:21,240 the the rope snaps yeah the bow snaps so it like it goes you pull it back 330 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,920 and just before it like the bow breaks and the arrow goes tumbling to 331 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:30,840 the ground I fact this is I knew I should have had one better well-made 332 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:38,560 god god he and he just shakes his fist in the air at this bird creature as if 333 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:46,440 it's its fault okay glim there are char-fried demon creatures in front of 334 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,800 you um are those ones dead or just crispified but still living they are 335 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,840 just crispified still living still chomping still screaming okay I am 336 00:33:54,840 --> 00:34:02,920 going to cast divine favor which will give me an extra D for radiant damage 337 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:13,360 on a hit and I am going to attack with my war pick okay which is a 17 yeah 338 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:21,320 17 will hit okay and then come on that's a terrible roll anyway nine 339 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:31,120 damage with the war pick and then an extra fuck off one radiant damage why 340 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:37,680 did you do all of Carla's roles for because I didn't get to do my turn tell 341 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:42,440 me how glim kills one of these mouth mods I assume you went towards the 342 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,200 one that really chomped down into you so yes that seems that seems 343 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:50,480 reasonable I mean you said they're only about knee high so I guess I 344 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:55,000 just bring down my massive frightening looking war pick right into the side of 345 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:01,039 it and maybe it even like gets a little bit like stuck on it and then I have to 346 00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:07,519 like pull it off I like black ichor type blood spurts up and out of it as 347 00:35:07,519 --> 00:35:14,840 it convulses as you leave it stuck on the ground there gross as that 348 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:22,039 happens beneath the other one glim and beneath the one at Eska's feet both of 349 00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:29,800 you see like this swirling black circle right beneath them it starts slow as 350 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:35,000 like smoke and dust being kicked up and then spins faster and faster and 351 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,400 faster until there's this hole that begins appearing below them and they 352 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,840 fall into this hole like it's trying to grab and scramble and then as 353 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:49,160 soon as they're out of sight the holes snap shut and you look up and you see 354 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:56,039 Charmy standing at her shop holding components in hand moving her hand 355 00:35:56,039 --> 00:36:00,720 back and forth as these holes disappear moot it's your turn the bird 356 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:04,840 is still in play all right sounds like something that you would say to 357 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,360 someone else that you're meeting for the first time but you're both on like 358 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,320 the secret mission totally I was gonna say it sounds like someone's 359 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:17,320 like a codename like the bird is still in play the eagle right like we haven't 360 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,320 gotten rid of Judas yet that bird is still in play 361 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:31,640 fucking Judith I guess I will throw off another magic missile because it 362 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:36,559 hits every time and it's delightful right all right magic missile coming 363 00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:47,420 at the bird thing once again for four seven ten force damage these magic 364 00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:52,639 missiles strike this bird hard as it's moving to swoop back towards Sully 365 00:36:52,639 --> 00:36:59,799 and knock it into this roof and as you look up and to this roof you see a 366 00:36:59,799 --> 00:37:04,840 dwarven man coming up and over the other side of this peak of this roof 367 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:12,720 Sully and Glim recognize him as bull nil thunder axe under task and he's 368 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:17,800 carrying one of the blades of ether that he was describing it's this 369 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:24,440 shining blue blade that he then drives down and into this creature who lets 370 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:31,840 out a shriek as it curls around this blade and you see like this light beam 371 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:44,079 out until the bird flops limp on the roof I rolled my wild magic table just 372 00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:49,320 just cuz it was annoying you're at your one or two and he pulls his blade 373 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:53,360 up and out and looks down to you I'll be down in a minute 374 00:37:53,840 --> 00:38:02,360 God bow hill thunder under that's good you did a great job hey we know that guy 375 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:07,120 he climbs down and Charmy comes out of her shop and they're surveying the 376 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,200 scene and they walk over and bull nil comes up to you and says well I 377 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,559 thought you were out to save the world what what why'd you have to bring it 378 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:19,039 here hey this wasn't us I don't think we 379 00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:24,119 brought this here also that was amazing both of you oh my goodness well 380 00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:28,880 they look like you needed a little assistance oh I definitely do and I sit 381 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:36,800 down because I'm very weak I broke my bow yeah I don't have any potions or 382 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,719 anything but Charmy comes over to you and says this one this one's on the 383 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:47,079 house and she casts cure wounds at a very high level and brings you back 384 00:38:47,079 --> 00:38:53,039 up to full thanks Charmy you're the best yeah well we make quite the team 385 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:56,599 we should all like go on the road together do you guys want to come save 386 00:38:56,599 --> 00:38:59,840 the world with us you weren't mentioned in the prophecy but you're 387 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:08,079 both amazing well yeah I think we have some cleaning up here to do it's been 388 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:12,599 a while since we've been on the road together that's not probably a great 389 00:39:12,599 --> 00:39:17,639 idea oh you guys used to adventure together sounds juicy let's dig into 390 00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:22,839 that later is there backstory there do you know what happened here no this pit 391 00:39:22,839 --> 00:39:27,239 these creatures do you know anything about that well that's a points up to 392 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:34,920 the bird that's a rock a bird demon from the abyss we all know what sound 393 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:40,079 those make yeah rock yeah exactly and Charmy says and the ones that were 394 00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:46,039 biting at your ankles there they're a ma demons different part of the abyss 395 00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:53,960 seems the wires are getting crossed down there you they're not supposed to 396 00:39:53,960 --> 00:40:00,559 be able to come up and under cities like this well the situation seems 397 00:40:00,559 --> 00:40:11,360 abysmal ha so did you guys used to date or we 398 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:22,320 shit yeah no I mean you can say that says oh we had a fling a few times we 399 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,799 were out on the road you know we traveled for quite a while yeah some 400 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:35,120 friends with beneficiary's but friends with friends who 401 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:40,280 friends who fucked that's right bone in buddy's bone yeah that's what that's 402 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,240 yeah I don't sure what you were trying to say but that's what I was 403 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:51,680 trying to say yeah yeah mm-hmm nice well no I don't think we can come 404 00:40:51,679 --> 00:41:00,319 with you I think we can help you and he looks down at his blade and then to you 405 00:41:00,319 --> 00:41:06,319 glim and says I asked you if you'd find the other one but maybe if you take 406 00:41:06,319 --> 00:41:12,679 this one it'll help you in your journey 407 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:17,000 are you sure I know you wanted the other one back maybe maybe we'll find 408 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,159 the other one I can bring them both back if you find the other one I'd 409 00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:30,599 love to see it but there's there's no more traveling in my future 410 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:41,079 this is for you he puts the blades hilt in your hand and let's go and as 411 00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:49,079 they're having that moment Sully like comes up beside like standing there 412 00:41:49,119 --> 00:41:55,719 expectantly like what presently bestow upon me kind of look on his face magical 413 00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:01,759 weapon am I yeah I could fix your bow so it doesn't break as he's yeah he's 414 00:42:01,759 --> 00:42:06,719 be so great yeah yeah he grabs it yeah just I'll get you on your get you on 415 00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:11,199 your way here I'll take it back and fix that up for you I'll find 416 00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:17,279 something fancy for it thanks Charmy looks to moot and says that was that 417 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:22,440 was a good shot there you look good you mean to shoot both of them at the same 418 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:28,320 time there well I thought it would be real nice if I could and then all of a 419 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:34,720 sudden I did Eska hobbles up behind you say I'm that was a really great 420 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:47,080 moot Charmy Charmy looks at us oh dear oh dear help this one too here's his 421 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:59,120 wounds like like hanging half off dragging himself over like the the 422 00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:05,679 group of you stop and discuss your recent encounter not really figuring 423 00:43:05,679 --> 00:43:09,880 out neither of them have any information on why it's happened or how 424 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:15,599 it has happened just that they are demons from the abyss and this type 425 00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:23,440 of travel straight up into the material plane is both forbidden but also not 426 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:29,800 supposed to be possible bowl nil fixes your your arrow and it's strong and true 427 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:36,880 and gives you fills up your quivers so you are back to full on all your 428 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,720 ammunition which I know you totally keep track of totally I keep track of 429 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:45,400 that for sure every arrow I can see it every time she uses it she makes 430 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,519 note she's got a big whiteboard I know it's weird you don't see it Russ 431 00:43:48,519 --> 00:43:51,200 because you're in the same room with her and she writes marks one 432 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:56,480 down every time you rest up for the night getting ready to head out the 433 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:02,760 next day and you fill up get to get some good grub at the rusty bucket the 434 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:11,760 next morning you walk back out front and Rolf and your carriage are out 435 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:18,560 front waiting for you I didn't think I'd ever get to see you again and I 436 00:44:18,559 --> 00:44:22,679 do that thing that people do with horses where you press their face up to their 437 00:44:22,679 --> 00:44:31,199 nuzzle that's the word our daughter uses that's what she what is that 438 00:44:31,199 --> 00:44:38,000 the snout snout the muzzle of the horse like the real flat I don't know if 439 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,960 anyone here has ever ridden a horse or anything you they like breathing in 440 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:47,559 your breath it's weird but so I do that with the donkey it's a real 441 00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:54,039 intimate loving moment that's nice I assume I hold you up so you can do that 442 00:44:54,039 --> 00:45:00,519 donkeys are short and their heads go down they eat off the ground just making 443 00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:07,099 a joke road but maybe you all climb aboard the carriage 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