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[30.0s] baby we're back who are you you zipped us off just to uh to saloon oh
[38.6s] completely forgotten about us regardless of if we would have come back with your
[42.6s] stuff we would have been off scot-free well no you said are you okay sorry oh
[51.2s] my goodness uh yeah sorry about that no you're right we would have came
[56.0s] back regardless because those are the kind of good people we are I guess
[59.3s] everybody well you've got everything on the list I will hand this over to you I
[64.9s] take it back and I say thank you very much and as you hold it in your hand
[69.9s] it bursts into flames and falls to the ground oh that's how it's supposed
[73.9s] to happen what was that sully I think that that sounded really bad it did
[81.2s] sound bad is it time to save the world glim I don't know but I think
[84.4s] maybe we should start and I think we run out of the rusty bucket yeah
[87.9s] let's head towards that explosion this one's on you
[91.5s] Judith I got it and up shooting from this cloud is this winged hideous demon
[100.8s] that bursts up into the cloud and begins flying around and swooping down
[105.0s] trying to pick up people that are fleeing
[117.8s] welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with
[132.4s] me today is Amy More are you sure there was a little hesitation there I
[137.6s] am really here don't trust them and I play Sullivan slight and Tom Laird yeah
[143.6s] that's me I play moot and Carla maxed it I am also here although my camera
[149.8s] isn't working so am I really here you guys don't know this could all be a
[154.9s] recording that I'm playing back to then be recorded to release as the
[158.3s] podcast let's see if I say any weird non sequiturs also I play glim Carla
[163.2s] that's so funny about ham sandwiches clearly been working on your tight
[169.9s] five yeah sandwiches very specific Judith would approve all the best
[177.6s] comedy is specific Carla oh yeah she loves a good ham sandwich
[182.0s] mm-hmm Judith puts butter on her ham sandwiches if she does no she doesn't
[191.3s] it's margarine butter is just one step away from cheese
[200.7s] Judith uses margarine classic mm-hmm Judith she's a base l-lady
[206.2s] what a piece of bitch you know sometimes we do bonus content and I
[214.5s] feel like mm-hmm Judith would have a pretty good little one-shot I don't
[218.5s] think there'd be much high action but there would be something there'd be
[220.9s] like buttered sandwiches or margarine sandwiches maybe for this game time I'll
[225.0s] name my character mm-hmm Judith and no one will understand because it'll be too
[229.4s] soon so good so if you've played in game time in the past and Tom played
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[265.7s] Wow he's not even gonna produce that in no he's just doing it all
[270.4s] He's still going look at him go
[277.4s] previously there was an explosion in the center of Prosker where you are
[281.9s] right now big demon bird thing flying up out of the earth ash and smoke
[289.4s] falling all around you Eska and Moot running in from one side of the city
[294.3s] Sully and Glim running in from the other there's drums playing in the
[297.7s] background it's very intense it's big big fight going on right now like a
[305.9s] battle of the bands like a battle the band just a bunch of guitar stings up
[311.3s] from hell Satan himself with a smoking guitar riffs
[317.1s] Grief digger. I'm here for it I would like to continue making music noises with your mouth so there's a
[331.0s] bunch there's there's a demon we'll just cut in with you this is what you see
[334.0s] go as we run up and I see Moot and Eska running up I yell what what the
[342.0s] fuck you guys do you do this I don't I don't think we did this like it the
[349.7s] explosion was over there and we were over there yeah I know but you're doing
[353.9s] some crazy magic stuff and now there's something flight oh my it's picking
[358.3s] people up we is there any people that seem to be in immediate need of
[366.7s] assistance like under debris or yeah that probably makes sense on fire etc
[374.5s] falling from the sky yes okay slow down you can see them what do you do and
[384.5s] then survey the scene there are three people who have who are like trying to
[389.7s] pull themselves out of the rubble you hear hideous noises coming up from
[395.1s] the center of this split in the earth there is one person who is being picked
[400.3s] up actively by this big bird creature and is being flown up into the air
[407.3s] Sully wants to get out a short bow quick and let loose an arrow at this
[412.4s] thing that's the bird demon that's trying to pick up the person all
[417.3s] right do so okay and then let's let's roll yeah let's roll for an
[423.8s] initiative that's probably gonna be a good idea can I shoot my short bow first
[427.6s] or roll furnished it first fine that was a hard no hard no Amy ah 17 five
[437.0s] oh bring it up the rear someone has to put those guns away Tom never for our
[443.9s] listeners Tom just fLexes muscles it's true and they were big guns
[454.8s] it's a little AC DC for ya Sully you are up first oh well good thing you didn't
[461.3s] just shoot your arrow good thing because it what I will now shoot my
[465.6s] arrow all right so Sully gets out a short bow and he aims it at the
[472.6s] flying creature or the the swooping I guess creature and he goes come on
[479.2s] you can do this and it's a 24 24 will hit through the air your arrow flies
[488.4s] into this creature that has huge feathered wings like a fur back a big
[493.6s] eagle beak with teeth that lines at huge talons that sink into this person
[498.8s] it's an ugly motherfucker I hate it I rolled the lowest damage I could
[503.9s] possibly roll so that's a six what type of damage is it pokey yeah it goes and
[510.5s] sticks in and then falls out and goes to the ground but you see just like a
[514.7s] little guys I made it bleed I made it bleed its own blood anything else you
[520.5s] would like to do bonus actions move actions I'm going to use help as a
[524.8s] bonus action what are you gonna do oh I'm going to look at glim and I'm
[532.5s] going to it can help be like encouragement click on help and then you
[537.0s] know what help does right I keep it does it just doesn't look clickable okay
[542.5s] you can lend your aid to another creature in a completion of a task when
[545.8s] you take the help action the creature and you gain advantage on the next
[548.8s] ability check to perform the task you're helping with it provides so so
[554.7s] I mean you don't really know what glim's doing I don't so I think you
[559.0s] want to probably go around figure out what everybody's doing okay hold on I can
[562.8s] aid a friendly creature and attacking a creature within five feet of you or 30
[567.2s] feet because I'm a mastermind whoo that's right I know thanks and I can
[573.5s] faint distract the target or in some other way team up to make your allies
[578.1s] attack more effective so if your ally attacks the target before your
[582.1s] next turn your first attack role is made with advantage so I could be like
[585.7s] trying to get the attention of the big wing thing so that it stops doing bad
[592.4s] things that person and so that maybe glim can get around it and and this
[599.3s] is what happens when you give me bonus actions okay so what do you what
[602.5s] do you that you were doing to try and distract this bird oh I'm waving my
[606.1s] arms in the air and I take out another arrow and I'm like oh you
[610.0s] like that you want another taste of this for the face okay the bird drops
[615.2s] the person from 40 feet in the air glim it's your turn how far away am I from
[622.9s] that person and I try and catch the person I thought they were swooping to
[627.5s] get a person they had picked up a person shot a bird that was carrying a
[633.4s] person I just poked it like a little yeah but then distracted it so it
[638.6s] dropped it for you now yeah it's always having a hard time being
[642.3s] straight up the good guy there was not right to make all these there was a lot
[645.9s] on his own there was a lot of sweet guitar riffs off the top I understand
[648.9s] it's true okay glim yeah so what's your movement my movement is 30 feet
[657.4s] mm-hmm I'd say if you dashed you could get underneath that person they
[667.0s] are falling from 40 feet in the air however I'm gonna try and catch them
[672.3s] okay but they're just gonna squish me but maybe they'll just knock me down or
[677.2s] something okay maybe I'll just break their fall a little okay so we're
[680.6s] gonna do so Sully was actively trying to help you so that's gonna
[686.3s] give you advantage on the strength check that you're going to need to
[689.5s] make in order to catch this person because for every 10 feet they fall
[695.7s] they're gonna take 1d6 bludgeoning damage which means that's coming down on
[699.9s] top of you if you fail you're going to take the full 4d6 bludgeoning damage
[707.0s] might die you guys yeah you might I've outlined what's gonna happen to you
[713.4s] do you still do it well I think I do go ahead I can't imagine Glenn being
[719.5s] like actually I'm gonna write down I think she just think she just is
[723.9s] gonna do it can I can I roll the damage for her I'm gonna write down the number
[728.7s] that you need to pass make a strength strength saving throw in order to catch
[733.5s] this person with advantage because of Sully's Sully's help help we're gonna
[739.2s] put that in quotation marks so the first one is a 16 and the next one is
[746.2s] a 17 all right probably not gonna be good enough I had written down the
[750.9s] number that you needed to pass which was a 15 so you catch I thought it was
[756.1s] gonna be like 24 I'm being I'm being generous we are still baby characters
[761.8s] we're such little babies I haven't given Glim her third level yet but
[768.4s] yeah so you managed to catch the person I think they I mean you you
[772.2s] describe how you catch them and and avoid taking this damage like knowing
[776.3s] that if you just like you know dead drop them that your arms are
[779.8s] gonna come out of their sockets yeah I was gonna say I can take some damage I
[783.7s] mean it's I am even if it goes the best it can go can't go that good can
[789.2s] it no you probably still take half like I don't want the damage but let's
[794.5s] be realistic they're coming from 40 feet there's a 9 10 12 you're gonna
[800.6s] see you're gonna take six bludgeoning damage as are they which
[805.3s] knocks them unconscious yeah I think so I like just run not really thinking
[811.1s] about what I'm doing kind of with my arms out and I feel like catch is um
[816.8s] probably not an accurate description of what happens I think they probably
[820.8s] yeah I think they probably just kind of like land on me ish knock me down
[826.5s] kind of knock the wind out of me but I like break their fall enough
[830.5s] that I'm not super hurt but I am like the breath is knocked out of me and I'm
[837.8s] not feeling great about this decision except that I am cuz I saved them oh my
[843.8s] god Glim you're good you're a hero that was I made a really bad choice
[848.4s] anything else you can or would like to do I mean that was realistically I
[853.8s] mean I have one action that's probably all sounds good but that was
[857.1s] a lot yeah it was good that's good I liked it demons turn so this bird has
[863.5s] caught your your sight there Sullivan slight yeah and I mean it's gonna dive
[872.7s] towards you and try and get you with it's gonna go try and go for its
[878.9s] beak and one of its talons so that's gonna be 15 doesn't hit and a 12 that
[890.2s] doesn't hit this bird flies towards you screaming in your direction and
[896.1s] swipes at you you nimbly move out of the way as it swoops up and back into
[903.7s] the air it passes through your sphere which would impose a quick opportunity
[909.9s] attack oh yeah I want to do that I'm gonna say with my rapier I'm gonna try
[914.6s] to slice at it as it goes past me for a 22 yes that will hit and okay
[922.9s] Amy don't roll the lowest amount of damage possible I've rolled the
[929.3s] second lowest amount of damage possible I need to be more specific more
[933.7s] specific on your little self pet dogs seven slashing okay nope piercing okay
[941.8s] okay you hear screams of the the individuals who are trying to climb up
[947.7s] you look over everybody catches sight of these like they look like they're
[954.3s] all mouth like they have these stubby little arms on like these like
[959.4s] almost like potato bodies but it's like bumpy flesh and it's like huge mouth
[965.2s] and teeth and it one person is clamped down on their legs with one of
[970.3s] these and there's another one running up and out towards another person it
[974.1s] is Moot's turn I see the one that dive bomb Sully and missed and I
[983.7s] raise my hand and unleash three magic missiles at it now these are guaranteed
[989.9s] to hit but I do have to roll them these are going for the bird thing not
[992.9s] the coming up out of the big growth the bird thing that was trying to
[998.5s] trying to attack sell it on it okay first one oh that's five second one
[1005.7s] that's four so nine so far and two is eleven eleven force damage yeah you did
[1017.9s] yeah you found one that works good you knock this bird like off kilter
[1025.8s] and it it loses its bAlydince and like falls to the ground and there's this
[1031.7s] hideous shriek that it lets out as it's scrambling to get back up I picture
[1036.2s] like an x-wing when they get hit and they like spiral out of control yeah
[1040.2s] kind of like that yeah and you would like me to roll for the surge table
[1044.2s] please do okay that's a crit fail roll me some percentile die to see
[1057.1s] what happens make it good okay come on not cheap good for me don't go for the
[1066.7s] sheep come on taller that is a 38 well you really like the 30s well that's
[1081.7s] never a good sound seems like a bad sign he has a very delighted smile on
[1085.7s] his face too it seems bad terrifying what the fuck is that okay so magic
[1092.0s] missiles go off you're feeling real good about yourself is this bird
[1096.0s] shrieking in like trying to scramble up and then perfect hurting birds that's
[1100.5s] moods ammo I like to drum and I like to hurt them and then one like right
[1108.4s] in front of you one more in front of glim and sully and one like 40
[1113.5s] feet off into the side so three flumps which look like floating like pillows
[1124.0s] with big long eyestalks and long like jellyfish like tentacles pop up out of
[1131.6s] nowhere and they have this look on their eyes they look at you and
[1135.7s] they're like they don't say anything because they didn't they don't speak
[1139.5s] good but they have this look of fear and panic as soon as they see you moot and
[1144.5s] then all three of them just bolt away from you and they're called flu flumps
[1149.6s] flumps flumps FLU MPH flumps yeah okay eska runs forward to this broken down
[1159.4s] fountain that's like spurting water and just dribbling water where he you
[1163.3s] had previously seen him juggling when you had met and does the same thing you
[1170.3s] moot you saw him out in the field just shapes this water moves it into a wall
[1175.7s] that bursts between this demonic creature that's clamped onto this one
[1181.9s] person and bursts it off and pushes it away long enough for this person to
[1186.7s] scramble up you see believe them bleeding from their legs as they're
[1190.1s] trying to scramble up and out of this pit sully so you're saying that my
[1194.6s] poking isn't hurting this thing I didn't say it wasn't hurting this thing
[1198.3s] I just said it wasn't hurting this thing a lot well it's a good thing
[1201.8s] all my all my attacks do the same thing okay so he's just going to
[1209.6s] short bow it again cuz he can see it crawling looking all sad and shit
[1216.5s] 14 yep no and as my bonus action I will use help again okay and I'm going to
[1231.9s] run over to glim I run over and I help you up because you know well that
[1242.2s] actually does help because now cuz she was prone now I'm not prone
[1246.0s] anymore you don't have to use half your there we go yeah okay glim here's been
[1251.5s] assisted up you've got this person in your arms what do you do I will I'll
[1257.1s] put the person down are they they're unconscious they are unconscious yeah
[1261.4s] okay I almost wonder if I was like under them I would have kind of
[1266.0s] moved them off of me and then sully helped me up I don't know that I
[1270.4s] would have like dead lifted them from the they're just laying on the
[1274.0s] ground now yeah how many of those mouth creatures are there three yeah yeah
[1279.3s] does each of them have a person in their mouth not actively one had a
[1287.9s] person in their mouth but Eska managed to get them off with the shape water
[1292.0s] the other two are crawling but are being pursued in this moment haven't
[1298.4s] okay I'm going to use my fire breath on them and I guess it depends how they are
[1307.6s] positioned because it goes in a 5 by 30 foot line I'd say you can if you yeah
[1313.2s] if you run to position yourself you'd be able to get there for within your
[1316.7s] movement yep okay then I am going to do that they have to make a deck
[1323.2s] save dexterity is not their strong suit that one rolled a 17 that one rolled an
[1332.5s] eight okay so the one that got the eight will get full damage the other
[1336.2s] one will only take half damage okay it is baby characters um six damage or
[1347.3s] three damage on the other one I must have rolled double sixes when I did
[1351.5s] it on birdie and Barty because I really yeah you know those guys it was full
[1358.1s] full damage that you did yeah because remember you were like I'm gonna scare
[1363.2s] him away and then you for a full day and you're like oh no okay yes they
[1371.1s] take that damage and turn and lock eyes now you see that they have many
[1377.5s] eyes lock eyes on you the bird creature is going to get up and begin to flap its
[1385.3s] wings and move towards sully as it does so it emits this horrific screech and
[1392.4s] you see like the sound begin to move as it as it comes towards you you
[1398.2s] have to make a Constitution saving throw everybody within 20 feet I'd say
[1403.8s] probably glim to you ran back in that direction oh no so yeah no cuz you ran
[1411.6s] away from sully it had to go to sully which it can make it there no it's
[1417.5s] just gonna be sully 20 okay you are fine I rolled a 19 everybody yeah you
[1425.8s] feel like you feel like your your knees waver like this thing was
[1430.4s] trying to stun you and it swoops up back into the air kind of along like the
[1438.2s] roof lines at this point the other two creatures the one that got separated
[1443.5s] by the water it turns and starts running towards Eska and is going to
[1448.1s] make an attack with its big big bite mouth and that's a 20 not natural
[1454.5s] towards Eska who's going to take 11 piercing damage so this thing is like
[1460.3s] clamping hard down on Eska's leg who lets out a scream in severe pain and
[1468.1s] agony the other two are going to rush towards you glim as you had
[1472.5s] fire breath them one's going to attack for a nine with its bite the
[1477.5s] other for a 20 well 20 I'll do it okay that's going to be also 11 piercing
[1487.0s] damage oh my god you guys I'm almost dead what you at one what don't do this
[1498.2s] to Carla again that's fine yeah we didn't hey Carla
[1502.5s] want to level up the three two is enough for you that's good that's good
[1511.2s] clean fun is what that is removed it's your turn as yeah as you cast
[1516.4s] that last one as these flumps poofed up and out and you feel like you're
[1523.1s] anchored to the ground and to the air and to the flames you can feel billowing
[1529.3s] down in this pit below and you feel like this extra surge wash over you
[1537.6s] like you're more in connected to your spells and to your you're more in
[1546.1s] touch unknowingly and inexplicably with nature around you you've leveled
[1552.6s] up we'll do stats after this battle if we survive welcome to the middle
[1571.1s] what oh I totally just like mmm right in there just like that just like that
[1578.5s] you didn't even sing it though that's the thing that gets them to do it so
[1593.5s] happy to not see you because that's creepy but you know just know that
[1597.3s] you're there in our hearts in our hearts certainly and us in your ears
[1602.9s] and maybe you in our Patreon maybe Patreon yes Patreon.com slash dumb
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[1626.1s] it's the in world tier yeah that part in where I come in confidently say the
[1633.3s] world tier thanks everybody yeah yeah sorry Carla you were gonna take some
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[1649.1s] submit characters like name, class, race, and a quirk and then those will be NPCs
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[1672.8s] something like like Jeremiah is the name elf barbarian shards all the time that
[1684.7s] is an interesting work and because he'd have to tell us that that was happening
[1689.5s] I guess yeah there'd have to be some Foley effects in there I mean I
[1695.3s] thought it would be like talks with an Irish it depends how long you want this
[1706.4s] character stick around but the other thing that we're doing at that tier is
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[1776.9s] episode something fun is happening maybe a maze I just assume we're always in a
[1780.7s] maze this is mooclimb and sully who's saying that they can't be their first
[1784.1s] maze Wow big-time maze yep okay bye everybody
[1788.8s] bye all right um I see the two that have gone to attack glim and I kind
[1799.1s] of think to myself like boy it would be nice to throw two spells at them
[1803.3s] instead of just one and that's what happens so I cast fire bolt towards
[1810.9s] well I wish I could cast it towards the two of them but I picked the one
[1814.6s] on the right and as I throw this fire bolts its way I managed to throw a
[1822.4s] second fire bolt somehow I'm not really sure how it happens to be
[1826.8s] perfectly honest with you maybe it's one of those like secret things if you just
[1830.5s] you know wish it it'll happen so magic works it's just if you see if you if
[1836.5s] you wish it it happens that is how it works so I rolled a 17 for the spell
[1842.9s] attack that is do you have to roll again for the second one sure yeah
[1849.2s] that probably makes sense 17 I don't even know 17 well assume you would
[1852.8s] have to yeah because it's the second second target right so I would
[1855.7s] think you'd have to yeah I guess I mean it doesn't say in the little write-up
[1858.9s] about twin spell but that makes sense to me 15 for the second both of those
[1863.7s] will hit give me some damage all right first one is a nine second ones
[1871.3s] an eight all right so nine to the one on the right Nate to the one on the
[1874.7s] left these fire bolts go and a glim you smell their flesh char and sizzle like
[1887.9s] these things aren't like these things are only about like knee height so like
[1891.2s] the flames hit and then the smells just wafts over you but they are shrieking
[1897.0s] below as they're chomping at and around you it is Eska's turn you out
[1903.9s] of the corner of your eye and then the periphery see all of these snowballs
[1908.1s] begin to swarm around Eska and this creature and the creature is going to
[1915.9s] crit fail so I'm gonna give them max I'm gonna give them max damage 18
[1923.8s] snowball damage just like snowballs like almost like ice balls pelting
[1929.4s] into this creature as it's like being moved around by all of these blasts of
[1934.2s] cold Sully it seems like everyone's got a handle on these big mouth meanies
[1943.3s] so Sully is going to let loose a short bow or she's gonna fling his
[1950.0s] short bow into the air at the uh-huh yeah unorthodox I like it mm-hmm I
[1957.4s] really like it no he's gonna let loose an arrow at the flying sucker oh for
[1966.8s] a crit fail maybe you did actually throw your short bow did I forget how
[1972.1s] to do arrows no I think how this is gonna work I'm not killing glim you
[1977.0s] can't make me that's the easy Russell kill Carlos character no I think what's
[1987.8s] gonna happen in this moment is you pull you draw your your bow back and
[1991.6s] the the rope snaps yeah the bow snaps so it like it goes you pull it back
[2001.2s] and just before it like the bow breaks and the arrow goes tumbling to
[2005.9s] the ground I fact this is I knew I should have had one better well-made
[2010.8s] god god he and he just shakes his fist in the air at this bird creature as if
[2018.6s] it's its fault okay glim there are char-fried demon creatures in front of
[2026.4s] you um are those ones dead or just crispified but still living they are
[2030.8s] just crispified still living still chomping still screaming okay I am
[2034.8s] going to cast divine favor which will give me an extra D for radiant damage
[2042.9s] on a hit and I am going to attack with my war pick okay which is a 17 yeah
[2053.4s] 17 will hit okay and then come on that's a terrible roll anyway nine
[2061.3s] damage with the war pick and then an extra fuck off one radiant damage why
[2071.1s] did you do all of Carla's roles for because I didn't get to do my turn tell
[2077.7s] me how glim kills one of these mouth mods I assume you went towards the
[2082.4s] one that really chomped down into you so yes that seems that seems
[2086.2s] reasonable I mean you said they're only about knee high so I guess I
[2090.5s] just bring down my massive frightening looking war pick right into the side of
[2095.0s] it and maybe it even like gets a little bit like stuck on it and then I have to
[2101.0s] like pull it off I like black ichor type blood spurts up and out of it as
[2107.5s] it convulses as you leave it stuck on the ground there gross as that
[2114.8s] happens beneath the other one glim and beneath the one at Eska's feet both of
[2122.0s] you see like this swirling black circle right beneath them it starts slow as
[2129.8s] like smoke and dust being kicked up and then spins faster and faster and
[2135.0s] faster until there's this hole that begins appearing below them and they
[2139.4s] fall into this hole like it's trying to grab and scramble and then as
[2143.8s] soon as they're out of sight the holes snap shut and you look up and you see
[2149.2s] Charmy standing at her shop holding components in hand moving her hand
[2156.0s] back and forth as these holes disappear moot it's your turn the bird
[2160.7s] is still in play all right sounds like something that you would say to
[2164.8s] someone else that you're meeting for the first time but you're both on like
[2168.4s] the secret mission totally I was gonna say it sounds like someone's
[2172.3s] like a codename like the bird is still in play the eagle right like we haven't
[2177.3s] gotten rid of Judas yet that bird is still in play
[2185.3s] fucking Judith I guess I will throw off another magic missile because it
[2191.6s] hits every time and it's delightful right all right magic missile coming
[2196.6s] at the bird thing once again for four seven ten force damage these magic
[2207.4s] missiles strike this bird hard as it's moving to swoop back towards Sully
[2212.6s] and knock it into this roof and as you look up and to this roof you see a
[2219.8s] dwarven man coming up and over the other side of this peak of this roof
[2224.8s] Sully and Glim recognize him as bull nil thunder axe under task and he's
[2232.7s] carrying one of the blades of ether that he was describing it's this
[2237.8s] shining blue blade that he then drives down and into this creature who lets
[2244.4s] out a shriek as it curls around this blade and you see like this light beam
[2251.8s] out until the bird flops limp on the roof I rolled my wild magic table just
[2264.1s] just cuz it was annoying you're at your one or two and he pulls his blade
[2269.3s] up and out and looks down to you I'll be down in a minute
[2273.8s] God bow hill thunder under that's good you did a great job hey we know that guy
[2282.4s] he climbs down and Charmy comes out of her shop and they're surveying the
[2287.1s] scene and they walk over and bull nil comes up to you and says well I
[2291.2s] thought you were out to save the world what what why'd you have to bring it
[2295.6s] here hey this wasn't us I don't think we
[2299.0s] brought this here also that was amazing both of you oh my goodness well
[2304.1s] they look like you needed a little assistance oh I definitely do and I sit
[2308.9s] down because I'm very weak I broke my bow yeah I don't have any potions or
[2316.8s] anything but Charmy comes over to you and says this one this one's on the
[2320.7s] house and she casts cure wounds at a very high level and brings you back
[2327.1s] up to full thanks Charmy you're the best yeah well we make quite the team
[2333.0s] we should all like go on the road together do you guys want to come save
[2336.6s] the world with us you weren't mentioned in the prophecy but you're
[2339.8s] both amazing well yeah I think we have some cleaning up here to do it's been
[2348.1s] a while since we've been on the road together that's not probably a great
[2352.6s] idea oh you guys used to adventure together sounds juicy let's dig into
[2357.6s] that later is there backstory there do you know what happened here no this pit
[2362.8s] these creatures do you know anything about that well that's a points up to
[2367.2s] the bird that's a rock a bird demon from the abyss we all know what sound
[2374.9s] those make yeah rock yeah exactly and Charmy says and the ones that were
[2380.1s] biting at your ankles there they're a ma demons different part of the abyss
[2386.0s] seems the wires are getting crossed down there you they're not supposed to
[2394.0s] be able to come up and under cities like this well the situation seems
[2400.6s] abysmal ha so did you guys used to date or we
[2411.4s] shit yeah no I mean you can say that says oh we had a fling a few times we
[2422.3s] were out on the road you know we traveled for quite a while yeah some
[2426.8s] friends with beneficiary's but friends with friends who
[2435.1s] friends who fucked that's right bone in buddy's bone yeah that's what that's
[2440.3s] yeah I don't sure what you were trying to say but that's what I was
[2443.2s] trying to say yeah yeah mm-hmm nice well no I don't think we can come
[2451.7s] with you I think we can help you and he looks down at his blade and then to you
[2460.3s] glim and says I asked you if you'd find the other one but maybe if you take
[2466.3s] this one it'll help you in your journey
[2472.7s] are you sure I know you wanted the other one back maybe maybe we'll find
[2477.0s] the other one I can bring them both back if you find the other one I'd
[2481.2s] love to see it but there's there's no more traveling in my future
[2492.0s] this is for you he puts the blades hilt in your hand and let's go and as
[2501.1s] they're having that moment Sully like comes up beside like standing there
[2509.1s] expectantly like what presently bestow upon me kind of look on his face magical
[2515.7s] weapon am I yeah I could fix your bow so it doesn't break as he's yeah he's
[2521.8s] be so great yeah yeah he grabs it yeah just I'll get you on your get you on
[2526.7s] your way here I'll take it back and fix that up for you I'll find
[2531.2s] something fancy for it thanks Charmy looks to moot and says that was that
[2537.3s] was a good shot there you look good you mean to shoot both of them at the same
[2542.4s] time there well I thought it would be real nice if I could and then all of a
[2548.3s] sudden I did Eska hobbles up behind you say I'm that was a really great
[2554.7s] moot Charmy Charmy looks at us oh dear oh dear help this one too here's his
[2567.1s] wounds like like hanging half off dragging himself over like the the
[2579.1s] group of you stop and discuss your recent encounter not really figuring
[2585.7s] out neither of them have any information on why it's happened or how
[2589.9s] it has happened just that they are demons from the abyss and this type
[2595.6s] of travel straight up into the material plane is both forbidden but also not
[2603.4s] supposed to be possible bowl nil fixes your your arrow and it's strong and true
[2609.8s] and gives you fills up your quivers so you are back to full on all your
[2616.9s] ammunition which I know you totally keep track of totally I keep track of
[2620.7s] that for sure every arrow I can see it every time she uses it she makes
[2625.4s] note she's got a big whiteboard I know it's weird you don't see it Russ
[2628.5s] because you're in the same room with her and she writes marks one
[2632.0s] down every time you rest up for the night getting ready to head out the
[2636.5s] next day and you fill up get to get some good grub at the rusty bucket the
[2642.8s] next morning you walk back out front and Rolf and your carriage are out
[2651.8s] front waiting for you I didn't think I'd ever get to see you again and I
[2658.6s] do that thing that people do with horses where you press their face up to their
[2662.7s] nuzzle that's the word our daughter uses that's what she what is that
[2671.2s] the snout snout the muzzle of the horse like the real flat I don't know if
[2678.0s] anyone here has ever ridden a horse or anything you they like breathing in
[2682.0s] your breath it's weird but so I do that with the donkey it's a real
[2687.6s] intimate loving moment that's nice I assume I hold you up so you can do that
[2694.0s] donkeys are short and their heads go down they eat off the ground just making
[2700.5s] a joke road but maybe you all climb aboard the carriage and set off on the
[2707.1s] road to head towards Tamanthir which was where you were heading all along
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