1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,160 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:31,879 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master Russ 3 00:00:31,879 --> 00:00:39,159 More, he him. Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she her. Carla Maxted as Bonwyn 4 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:47,200 Everbane, she her. Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he him. And then Kyle's playing 5 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:54,159 a theremin, I love it. And Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, he him. Dumbgeons and 6 00:00:54,159 --> 00:00:59,439 Dragons is a Patreon supported show made possible by listeners like you. Join us 7 00:00:59,439 --> 00:01:04,640 today at patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast and get a free seven day trial to try 8 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:08,640 everything out over there. And now fuck it. Let's play. 9 00:01:12,719 --> 00:01:15,640 Dare is running real hard towards you. 10 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,200 Run so hard. 11 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:25,640 Bizard you had something prepped before. Absolutely give you that to try and stop 12 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:26,280 this bear. 13 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:32,680 Yeah, waving my arms as if I'm participating in this but really casting web to stop it 14 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:37,640 because it's going to charge I can have a feeling about it. So yeah, that's 15 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:43,799 going to be a DC 14 dexterity save. I'm going to center it right on it, make 16 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:45,040 it as difficult as possible. 17 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,680 That is going to be an 11. 18 00:01:48,799 --> 00:01:53,960 Okay, that is a fail. So it is restrained by the webs. They can take an 19 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:58,600 action using a strength athletics check to break it. DC 14. 20 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:04,840 Amazing. Okay, so this bear running towards you all fours you see it as the 21 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:09,920 light kind of shines down on it. These mushroom caps coming out of what 22 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:18,120 appear to be open wounds all along this bear's body has this well, I 23 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:22,200 mean, angry look as it's tearing towards you as these webs shoot up in 24 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:28,000 front of it and ensnare around it as it's scratching and clawing at it. 25 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,920 What do we do? Do we run? We can't outrun it. 26 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:35,400 You can start trying get down and I mean, I need to maintain 27 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:40,920 concentration on the webs and hope that this thing is weak. 28 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,920 Where are we? Are we there yet? 29 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,120 There's a giant bear. 30 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:46,920 Where? 31 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,720 It's covered in mushrooms. 32 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,240 Right there. 33 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,880 What if what can we pull and push this card and run? 34 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,680 I can push a cart. 35 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,400 And then you, Bizarre, do you just focus on your web? 36 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,160 I'm focusing and... 37 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,680 But then what? I think we have to fight it. 38 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,680 I know that's stupid, but Bizarre can't just stay here and concentrate 39 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,840 on the bear all day and then he's going to try and run away and then 40 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:10,360 it's going to chase him. 41 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,320 I think he said we put him in the cart. 42 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,640 Yeah, what if he sits in the cart and we like take off with him and 43 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,200 we run and he can like keep the concentration going. 44 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,880 Oh, smart. 45 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,360 I'm not thinking clearly. 46 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,400 Okay, that's a great idea. 47 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:26,120 You hear the snapping of the webs as it's trying to trying to break free. 48 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:31,040 Bizarre, as you climb into the back of the wagon, Alistair and whoever's 49 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:35,240 pulling, Alistair's pushing, whoever's pulling, you barrel off. 50 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,120 Okay, Cav, you're pulling. 51 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,400 Barrel off down this path. 52 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:44,240 Hey, Trees, if there's anything you can do right now to like do a little 53 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,560 like a wall, that'd be great. 54 00:03:46,599 --> 00:03:48,640 There's a pause as you hear 55 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:54,240 your voice delayed echo through the trees. 56 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:59,600 You hear a roar from the bear come as you're running down this path and 57 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,960 you hear that same wood creaking behind you. 58 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,480 Go faster. 59 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,440 Yeah, we're all just running and like I assume all pushing and pulling 60 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,680 and like go faster. 61 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,440 Since it snapped out of the web, I'm going to break concentration on that 62 00:04:15,479 --> 00:04:19,240 and I'm going to cast grease under it and try to make it fall. 63 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:21,199 Okay, yes, I'm going to cast banana peel. 64 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:24,240 Yeah, pretty much all of you moving down this hill. 65 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:30,120 You see it come over the crest of this hill and the grease spreads out 66 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:34,519 in front of it and like loses its footing like whoop whoop whoop whoop. 67 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,079 How embarrassing. 68 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:43,079 Oh, as Alydin, you see the roots extending from the side of the path, 69 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:48,599 making their way towards the bear itself, closing in on the path around it. 70 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,359 Oh, it's Alydin. 71 00:04:50,919 --> 00:04:52,120 The vines listen to you. 72 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:54,519 OK, please keep doing that. 73 00:04:54,759 --> 00:04:57,159 Thank you so much, Vine Lord. 74 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,839 I think that's what people would say. 75 00:05:00,319 --> 00:05:01,680 I would think so, yeah. 76 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:07,279 I don't know how I feel about it. 77 00:05:08,039 --> 00:05:11,959 The bear looks like it's like trying to scratch at the ground and 78 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:13,680 pick itself back up. 79 00:05:14,039 --> 00:05:20,519 It's kind of like when in the movies you actually get a dinosaur to fall down 80 00:05:20,799 --> 00:05:23,479 and then you are throwing the ropes over top of it. 81 00:05:23,879 --> 00:05:24,919 You think that's going to do anything? 82 00:05:24,919 --> 00:05:27,120 And you think it's going to do it and does it? 83 00:05:27,199 --> 00:05:27,879 Does it do it? 84 00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:36,039 Yeah, it manages to to get back up and the grease is pouring down the path. 85 00:05:36,039 --> 00:05:39,479 So give me a little extra room on this here. 86 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:45,840 But the roots reach and like wrap themselves around the hind legs of this bear 87 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,160 and it's clawing at them. 88 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,520 It looks like its attention has been drawn away from you 89 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:56,319 and is trying to bat away the roots and the vines that have have come out of the forest. 90 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,200 Run. Thank you. 91 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,960 So we just keep running, right? 92 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,120 Yeah. Where are we going? 93 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:05,439 Are we running back the way we came or we're running it like came from the side 94 00:06:05,439 --> 00:06:06,759 and we're continuing on? 95 00:06:06,759 --> 00:06:07,680 You continue running. 96 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:12,040 You hear the the echoing sound of this bear off in the distance. 97 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:18,639 You hear the snapping sound of trees and vines and that slowly fades away. 98 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:25,600 You crest over another hill and you see the same scene that you saw before. 99 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:30,960 You see smoke coming up off in the distance, but it doesn't look like it's any closer. 100 00:06:33,439 --> 00:06:35,120 Do you think that bear set that fire? 101 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,160 Did you bear set fires here in Vintresmith? 102 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,680 Well, bears don't have mushrooms growing out of them typically. 103 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,519 No, that was new. 104 00:06:44,519 --> 00:06:45,759 That was gross. 105 00:06:45,759 --> 00:06:48,079 Yeah. A poor bear. 106 00:06:49,439 --> 00:06:50,800 It was so mad. 107 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,639 I'm glad we didn't have to fight it. 108 00:06:52,639 --> 00:06:55,319 I've never fought a bear. 109 00:06:56,519 --> 00:06:59,519 Yeah, I fought a stag once. 110 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:02,159 It's just looking into the middle distance. 111 00:07:02,159 --> 00:07:10,439 Yeah, and just just reliving some trauma more. 112 00:07:10,439 --> 00:07:14,120 I still have its fucking thing with me that I keep forgetting that I have. 113 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:18,159 I can't even remember the word to it, guys. 114 00:07:18,159 --> 00:07:19,680 It's antlers. 115 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,680 Did you take antler? 116 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:21,680 It's hoof. 117 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:27,240 It's yeah, you had you had a lot of things that you took with you. 118 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,759 You had a lot of things that you took from it. 119 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:34,560 You used every part of it because you're a conscientious hunter. 120 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,560 Absolutely. 121 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,800 You touched elk. 122 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,519 So the antlers, yeah, you have the antlers of reflection. 123 00:07:41,519 --> 00:07:43,280 I have a hoof stone. 124 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,280 Oh. 125 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,480 You have an echoing hoof stone. 126 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,040 What does that do? 127 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:52,519 So once per day, you can use it to reroll a failed saving throw. 128 00:07:52,519 --> 00:07:53,680 God damn. 129 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:58,800 When you use it, you can hear your own voice whisper the successful outcome a moment before 130 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,280 it happens. 131 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:06,560 And you have the ink vial or somebody has the ink vial of the archive and antlers of 132 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,280 reflection. 133 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,600 Antlers of reflection are pretty cool. 134 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:14,199 I'm sure Bizard would have cast identify on that at least once. 135 00:08:14,199 --> 00:08:16,560 Like something similar. 136 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,879 So the antlers of reflection, the effect of those while carrying one, the user can 137 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:24,680 cast mirror image once per long rest. 138 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,079 Oh, shit. 139 00:08:26,079 --> 00:08:30,399 Yeah, this is the middle part of the show where we rediscover all the things we've already 140 00:08:30,399 --> 00:08:32,399 received. 141 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:33,720 It's my favorite part. 142 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,200 Like, what? I've never even heard of that before. 143 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,480 I always learned so much. 144 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,240 I know. 145 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,480 Bizard, Arcana or Insight. 146 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,120 Is this in reference to the smoke? 147 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:46,000 Uh, yes. 148 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,399 OK, I'm going to go with Arcana. 149 00:08:49,399 --> 00:08:50,399 Nineteen. 150 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:56,879 You pick up that this visual that you've seen now twice. 151 00:08:56,879 --> 00:09:00,840 I think you may can't remember if it was in the downtime or in the episode, but you 152 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:09,159 drew the illusion, the effect that if the sound is creating a distortion, perhaps there 153 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:12,720 are some visuals that are creating a distortion too. 154 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:22,920 There could be in your inventory something that may help with an illusory effect that 155 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,399 was recently purchased. 156 00:09:24,399 --> 00:09:28,200 The fade dampening cordial, maybe? 157 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:34,399 I would guess on the anchoring drought, since it seems like we're being displaced 158 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:41,600 and there's spatial distortion. 159 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,040 And then Kyle's playing a theremin. 160 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,560 I love it. 161 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,399 But who drinks it? 162 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:49,200 Can't be all of us. 163 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,120 It has to be one. 164 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,759 I mean, I didn't purchase that one, so I don't think I'm drinking it. 165 00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:56,639 I didn't either. 166 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,800 Oh, I thought somebody said they purchased it. 167 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,519 Well, I thought it was Bonwyn. 168 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:02,440 Yeah, I thought Bonwyn purchased it. 169 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:02,960 Did I? 170 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,680 I thought it was Alydin. 171 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,840 Oh, no, I was talking about wanting to not. 172 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,279 Yes, yes. 173 00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:12,439 Uh, OK, great. 174 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:14,759 See, this is why I need you guys. 175 00:10:14,759 --> 00:10:17,279 I already forgot. 176 00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:22,480 OK, I'm going to I got this from from the sisters. 177 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:25,959 So I'm going to look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. 178 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,480 What's it taste like? 179 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:28,959 Kind of like an apple cinnamon. 180 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:29,959 It's really good. 181 00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:36,000 You taste that and like there's this this warmth that washes over you. 182 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:40,039 Your feet begin to feel very heavy, like almost 183 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:44,919 like gravity has almost doubled where you are right now. 184 00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:49,240 And all around you, 185 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:53,319 like this distortion effect begins to wash away. 186 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:59,360 Nobody else witnesses this, but you see that in front of you now 187 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:03,839 where there was clearly one path, you see the smoke off in the distance. 188 00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:07,360 The the the path diverges. 189 00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:10,159 There is now two paths before you, 190 00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:14,000 the one that you were following and another that looks like it's going 191 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:19,440 towards where the smoke is more clearly. 192 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:24,480 So I Robert Frost it up and take a moment to consider which path to take, 193 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:28,039 because if I take one, I can't take the other. 194 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:31,440 In your, I guess, 195 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:37,080 an experience to this point, the one path that maintained is the one 196 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,000 when you previously saw this that you took before. 197 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,879 Right. OK, so there's I see. 198 00:11:44,879 --> 00:11:47,840 I think I see what's actually here now, and there isn't just, you know, 199 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:52,720 this path that you guys see that we've been on. Yeah, yeah. 200 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:56,840 But there's also a path right here. 201 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:02,120 But that is trees, but it's not. 202 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,600 It's not trees. I don't think it's trees. 203 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,960 I'm going to walk briskly in that direction, 204 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,720 but with an arm in front of me, because I'm not totally crazy. 205 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,920 I'm not going to break my own nose, but 206 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,120 in case this potion is playing a trick on him. 207 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,639 This is the platform nine and three quarters. 208 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,560 You have to go at it running. That's right. 209 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,840 And see what happens. 210 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:30,399 OK, Bonwyn cautiously, but also briskly, but with an arm up. 211 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,440 Yeah. Walks forward. 212 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:36,040 We're like, you see Bonwyn like right when you think they're going to hit 213 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:41,560 this huge red wood, walks through it. 214 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:45,600 You see this rippling effect of the image that you see before you. 215 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,880 Oh, shit. See, no broken nose. 216 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,320 Is this entire woods. 217 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,720 Just belong to the fey. 218 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:59,040 I don't know, but I do remember that this potion only lasts an hour. 219 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:02,040 So I think we should like 10 minutes. 220 00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:04,279 What? Really? Son of a bitch. 221 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:07,480 Time distortions fucked up. Let's go. 222 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,839 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 223 00:13:08,839 --> 00:13:10,759 The middle. Hey, here we are. 224 00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:12,839 Hold on. What's over there? 225 00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:14,399 Uh, did you? 226 00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:15,159 I hear you. 227 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:16,439 Crawling under the desk. 228 00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:19,399 This is a new kind of audio experience for the middle. 229 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:23,879 Yeah. Come with me under under the table to the audio interface that we have. 230 00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:28,439 No, we're here. We're here with you and for you and having a great time. 231 00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:31,799 And we got together 232 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,400 this past weekend. 233 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,320 Yeah, we did. 234 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,480 All of those things that we did were so magical. 235 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,840 It was so fun when we. 236 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,080 And then also when we. 237 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,160 Yeah, hold on. 238 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,120 Yeah, let's manifest what we what we think we did 239 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,280 and then check the boxes when we did. 240 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,560 So we got together. 241 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:54,080 We had a reasonable brunch time on the first day. 242 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,120 We were in Calgary. We were in Calgary. 243 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,840 We did karaoke. 244 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,840 Flights are booked, so we can't change that one. 245 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,560 So that's good. Yeah, it was karaoke. 246 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,480 Yeah. Yeah. 247 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,840 Either at a place or just in somebody's car. 248 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,600 One of them. Absolutely. 249 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,879 Yeah. 250 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:12,000 There was pasta and also clouds. 251 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,120 OK. Yeah. 252 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,200 Yes. Yeah. We got a little bit of rain. 253 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,759 And we got the moon showed up at one point. 254 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:20,000 Yeah. That was pretty dope. 255 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,840 I liked the weather more than I did in Texas. 256 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,360 OK. I would say. 257 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,680 Yeah, that was we saw some birds. 258 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,759 Yeah. So many birds. 259 00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:33,879 We talked about the show and the game and then played, 260 00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,840 probably played the game, too. 261 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,759 Yeah, we did all those things. 262 00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:39,559 Played a different game, maybe. 263 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:40,919 And maybe you saw us. 264 00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:42,439 Maybe you didn't. 265 00:14:42,439 --> 00:14:43,840 Yeah, I don't know. 266 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,720 I think we've covered just about everything 267 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,840 that we could possibly. 268 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,200 And it was a magical weekend. 269 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,840 We had the best time. 270 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,039 And we have so many pictures. 271 00:14:52,039 --> 00:14:54,799 Yes, we took so many pictures because we're so thankful 272 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:56,720 to Jess for taking all the pictures. 273 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,360 100 percent. And Kyle and Jess live in Canada now. 274 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,480 Yeah, it's just it's just where they are. 275 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,240 Yeah, nothing wrong there. 276 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,480 No. When you do get out of no. 277 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,360 When you do move to Canada, 278 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,080 you get an episode dedicated to Canada. 279 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:14,800 Yeah. 280 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,560 When you do move to Canada and also become a patron, 281 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:22,120 you can pay in Canadian dollars, which is slightly more than US dollars. 282 00:15:23,159 --> 00:15:25,560 Just the way the world works. 283 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,720 But you and you become a patron. 284 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:30,759 We got there at Patreon dot com slash Dumb Dragoncast. 285 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:35,040 You get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron. 286 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,240 My name is D. 287 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,040 D. 288 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,279 Heck yeah, D. 289 00:15:40,279 --> 00:15:42,440 D is D. 290 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:46,680 D is a lovely human. 291 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,720 Absolutely. 100 percent. 292 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,840 One of the best. 293 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,440 Are we allowed to plug D's show? 294 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,240 I think we're allowed to do whatever we want. 295 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,919 No, absolutely not. 296 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:01,360 Absolutely not. 297 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,519 I'm so sorry, D. 298 00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:03,840 I tried. 299 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,440 Yeah, look, I gave him a shout out. 300 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,240 He doesn't get a show plug. Come on. 301 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,399 Go talk to him about it on Discord yourself. 302 00:16:10,759 --> 00:16:11,759 That's right. 303 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:16,320 Yeah, no, D and Jess and Kat from the community 304 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,039 and many others in the community, too, 305 00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:22,000 all have their own actual play show, which is called 306 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:27,000 The Taramundi Chronicles, an improvised history of the universe. 307 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,440 Nailed it. 308 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,600 Got it. Jess threw up her hands. 309 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,080 No notes. No notes. 310 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,600 And you should listen to it. 311 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,799 You should listen to it. It's great. 312 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:38,399 Yeah. Wonderful people. 313 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:41,000 I helped with the first couple episodes on sound design, 314 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,399 but then after that, D took over and now it sounds infinitely better. 315 00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:46,759 D's amazing. D's amazing. 316 00:16:46,759 --> 00:16:48,559 Agreed. Thanks, D. 317 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,720 Be like D, which I'd say very honestly, 318 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,080 everybody should be like D. 319 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,400 Go to patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 320 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:02,400 And now we'll get you back to this episode where things are happening. 321 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,840 Oh, I love things. 322 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,200 Can't wait for that. 323 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:09,080 There are probably mushrooms. 324 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,200 Animals. 325 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,920 And there are problems to solve birds. 326 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,720 Like probably birds might be birds. 327 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,079 Calgary did have birds. 328 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,400 Oh, good call out. Good call out, Carla. 329 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,400 We probably opened the bird app to see what birds were in our area. 330 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:28,319 110 percent we did, which is not a dating app. 331 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,120 I was. It's actual birds. 332 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,880 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 333 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,400 All right. Well, on that note, have fun. 334 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,519 We'll talk to you soon. Love you. Bye. 335 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,960 OK, so we only have like 10 minutes. 336 00:17:42,079 --> 00:17:43,839 Should we? Should we keep running? 337 00:17:43,839 --> 00:17:46,000 I mean, I want to get away from the bear. 338 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,279 I want to know why they're blocking this path. 339 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,120 So I say we go in this direction. 340 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,960 Let's go. OK. 341 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,279 Let us hustle. OK. 342 00:17:56,279 --> 00:18:00,200 Everybody tears through this tree, which ripples. 343 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,319 And now you see a path before you. 344 00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:04,279 The illusion has broke. 345 00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:07,559 Oh, so we just need to get through that illusion and then we can see. 346 00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:12,240 It's like I get I was built for. 347 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,039 What's a dwarf? 348 00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:16,680 I was built for sprints, but not marathons. 349 00:18:16,839 --> 00:18:18,160 You know, that's right. 350 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:22,600 And you carry along this path with relatively minimal 351 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,600 distortion effect at this point, like you still occasionally 352 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:30,039 hear that sound, delay your footsteps, 353 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:34,279 making a double tap or maybe not even hearing them. 354 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:39,440 The the disappearing effect still is in place. 355 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,920 So you'll take a few steps and then they'll they'll be gone from you. 356 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:47,840 Um, you you continue on for 357 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,160 a couple more hours and it's getting late. 358 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,840 When you think you should be making camp, 359 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,880 the trees ahead of you begin to thin. 360 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,759 Beyond them, you see 361 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,240 the lake or what's left of it. 362 00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:12,000 You see a vast basin come into view. 363 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:16,160 Of cracked earth split like broken porcelain. 364 00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:22,920 There's a dam that stands at one end that appears to be intact. 365 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,279 Water not burst through or even trickling through. 366 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,799 At the center of the basin, faintly visible 367 00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:34,880 is a stone arch half submerged in dust. 368 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:38,640 It appears to be flickering. 369 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:42,480 Like a reflection trying to remember what it reflects. 370 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,880 On the other side of the lake, you see 371 00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:53,160 the worn down city of Lingersville. 372 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,400 You see buildings partially intact. 373 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,520 There's a schoolhouse that's still standing. 374 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,560 Vineyards charred and overgrown off in one direction. 375 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:11,359 You hear wind cutting through empty windows. 376 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,759 Oh, it's even creepier than I thought it would be. 377 00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:18,159 If I'm being honest, it's really creepy. 378 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:20,720 It's like a ghost town. 379 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,759 It's a ghost town, which I guess it is. 380 00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:25,079 But they're going to be ghosts. 381 00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:27,079 There's probably going to be ghosts. 382 00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:28,839 I don't know why. 383 00:20:28,839 --> 00:20:31,200 Did I mean, the arch, right, is that 384 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:35,319 did we just find it, what we were looking for that easily? 385 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:41,679 Is it? It looks like it's it looks like it's fading. 386 00:20:43,079 --> 00:20:47,599 Russ, does it look like, yeah, like what appeared in town 387 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,240 in Vindersmith? 388 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,079 From the distance that you're at, there are certainly similarities. 389 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:55,639 It's a stone arch, which appears to be 390 00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:59,960 you'd be able to determine even from here. 391 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:04,000 Looks like it's a different type of stone, more 392 00:21:04,319 --> 00:21:08,039 slate from the look of it. 393 00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:13,519 As previously mentioned, like it's half covered in. 394 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,440 What did I say? Dust. 395 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,160 Yeah. Yeah. 396 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,279 Because like an old lake bed is like dirt. 397 00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:20,680 Yeah. Sediment is like built up. 398 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,039 But yeah, there is a translucence to it. 399 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:28,039 You can see it there and then like almost like it glows 400 00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:30,319 and then a bright light and seems to be fading away. 401 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,680 Well, I was going to suggest we make camp, 402 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,440 but now we're here. So. Yeah. 403 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:43,120 Do we keep going or get a good night's rest and then face it tomorrow? 404 00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:45,360 What if it's not there tomorrow? 405 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,160 Oh, goodness, I hadn't considered that, 406 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,160 but everything is completely wacky here. 407 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,840 So. Yeah. 408 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,640 Or if we wake up somewhere else. 409 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,160 Oh, God. OK. 410 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:59,160 I'm going to pull out the spool of thread and see how it's reacting. 411 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,960 Kyle's good at this game. 412 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,840 Probably around the same time as like when when the lake came into view 413 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:08,200 and maybe even a little bit before, like you felt the same pull 414 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,720 and the like the cold. 415 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:11,720 What did I say? Cold. 416 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,039 It got cold towards it. Yeah. 417 00:22:14,039 --> 00:22:18,440 You felt it grow a little chilled in your in your breast pocket there. 418 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:23,360 And as you pull it out, you see the thread spinning on the spool 419 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:27,600 and a an extension of it is leading you 420 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:32,920 not towards the stone archway, but to the city itself. 421 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,720 Hmm. You see how it's flickering? 422 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:43,160 Wonder if. Maybe we need to fix something 423 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,400 because this thread's not taking us there. 424 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,280 Hmm. Like fix what? 425 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,560 I don't think it's anchored. 426 00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:57,839 I don't know if we go in like everything I've been reading, 427 00:22:57,839 --> 00:23:00,759 like if you go in and there's it's it's not. 428 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,679 It's not set. 429 00:23:03,679 --> 00:23:06,200 It could close or move behind you. 430 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,480 Wait, what would happen then? 431 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,919 Like, are we just lost in there? 432 00:23:10,919 --> 00:23:16,720 I could only assume that we we would be trapped in there at best. 433 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,240 I don't know. 434 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,119 I don't have any reports of anybody getting trapped in there 435 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:27,440 or not making it out because they didn't make it out. 436 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,240 So should we just go where the thread's leading us to see what? 437 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:36,320 We're talking about it being properly anchored and the thread is. 438 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,320 Acting like a stitching from one realm to the next. 439 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,440 So maybe. 440 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,200 The thread will take us to whatever we need to put back together. 441 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,840 Yeah, because the thread in town 442 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:59,200 pointed us like where the, you know, where the entrance was, so. Right. 443 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,039 I guess I trust the thread. 444 00:24:04,039 --> 00:24:06,400 I'd rather sleep inside, 445 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,799 even if a place doesn't have any windows. 446 00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:12,600 Oh, I mean, we weren't going to have to really sleep outside. 447 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,120 But, you know, if we don't want to go into the city, then 448 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,920 we can make arrangements outside of the town. 449 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,680 I say we just go in. We're here. 450 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,120 Yeah, let's do it. It's pointing us here for a reason. 451 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,519 And we came here to do it. 452 00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:27,640 And that doesn't mean we have to deal with it now. 453 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,240 But we can at least find a safe place, like Alydin said, with like a real roof. 454 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,480 And and. Yeah. 455 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:39,560 OK, yeah. To the city, to the city, to the city. 456 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,200 Is there a path around the lake or are we walking through the dry lake bed? 457 00:24:43,279 --> 00:24:44,920 There would be a path around. 458 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,320 Of course, so scenic, beautiful, beautiful lingers. 459 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,640 Or you could cut through your call. 460 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,920 Seems creepy. Yeah. 461 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,800 Downhill. I don't want to be like a hill. 462 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,680 So now, oh, see that, too. 463 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,440 I don't want to be like. 464 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,800 Horse in never ending story. 465 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,600 I know it's all dry, but I. 466 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,320 This is why you didn't bring a donkey. 467 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,800 Exactly, exactly. 468 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,160 You can lose Alistair in the mud pit, but not a donkey. Yeah. 469 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,000 I'd be sad. 470 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,560 That's I know that says a lot about me as a person, but I would be sad. 471 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,720 Oh, geez. 472 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,720 OK, well, let's take the scenic path. 473 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:31,280 You continue along the path around the lake and the the trees become thinner. 474 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,400 The closer you get to the city, everything appears to be like dried up. 475 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,960 Some of it charred like there was a fire at some point, 476 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,960 and at least some of the area. 477 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:49,680 But by and large, it looks just mostly like the source of life, 478 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:54,320 the source of water for this area dried up long ago. 479 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,080 What happened to the smoke in the distance? 480 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,720 Is that coming from? 481 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,840 You don't see it anymore. 482 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:08,840 Cool. You get to the edge of town and it becomes clearer. 483 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:13,640 But from what you saw on the other side, like a lot of the buildings 484 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,519 are in a very serious state of disrepair. 485 00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:23,879 Windows smashed and graffiti across some of them, walls half torn down. 486 00:26:23,879 --> 00:26:30,079 Like it looks like at some point, a group of people, teens, probably teens. 487 00:26:30,079 --> 00:26:30,759 I don't want to start 488 00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:34,599 besmirching teens immediately, but probably teens. 489 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,079 I mean, that said, it doesn't look like like a big raiding party. 490 00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:42,119 But yeah, perhaps a small group of people came and looted some things and then left. 491 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,519 As you make your way down, 492 00:26:45,519 --> 00:26:50,039 what you can assume once was Main Street, 493 00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:53,079 it leads you towards the schoolhouse, 494 00:26:53,079 --> 00:27:01,039 which is the only building in this town that appears to be structurally sound. 495 00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:02,200 Huh. 496 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:07,000 Do you think there's a, you know, like our friend in the basement? 497 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,519 Paper face? 498 00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:14,039 No, no, no, I meant our actual friend, the caretaker, 499 00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:16,599 with the roll call and the. 500 00:27:16,599 --> 00:27:18,200 You know, at the school. 501 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,279 Paper. Yeah, that was not the paper face we fought. 502 00:27:21,279 --> 00:27:23,839 Oh, OK, I thought paper face bad guy. 503 00:27:23,839 --> 00:27:25,839 We fought scary guy. 504 00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:29,920 And I meant nice Lake Automaton man. Right. Yes. 505 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,200 OK. Joe, too many people named paper face. 506 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,000 Everyone's calling their kids paper face these days. 507 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,839 It's confusing. 508 00:27:37,759 --> 00:27:40,200 Maybe especially the ones P.A.Y. 509 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,200 Right. P.A.R. Yeah, it's expensive. 510 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:50,639 Maybe. Maybe there's one of them, one of one of him here. 511 00:27:50,639 --> 00:27:51,599 Good place to start. 512 00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:55,599 I didn't think I'd hear myself saying this, but let's go to school. 513 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,720 Bizarre Beams with Pride. Let's go. 514 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,639 Oh, you walk closer. 515 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:05,839 And as you get closer, you see that the windows are intact, 516 00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:11,599 but opaque with some residue from from the decay of the town. 517 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:19,360 You see a bell rope that's rotted off into off into the distance 518 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:24,480 and a plaque that's half fallen, says Lingersville Academy, 519 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,000 in pursuit of excellence. 520 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:33,400 You step up the five stone stairs to the front entryway. 521 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,640 And who goes to open the door, which is closed before you. 522 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,920 Yvonne, when what kind of rocks are these? 523 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:45,120 Mm hmm. Yeah, tell me about those stone steps. 524 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,039 Anything interesting or something local? 525 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,120 It appears to be local stone, 526 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:56,519 nothing exceptional, but has held up considering everything around you, 527 00:28:56,519 --> 00:28:59,400 has held up incredibly well as far as you're concerned. 528 00:28:59,519 --> 00:29:02,440 Just like a local sandstone, Alydin, something, 529 00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:05,360 you know, probably from the quarry a couple of towns over. 530 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,320 Nothing, nothing weird, just just normal. 531 00:29:10,319 --> 00:29:13,720 I thought there was a joke being made because it's a schoolhouse rock. 532 00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:17,159 But that's I don't know if. 533 00:29:17,639 --> 00:29:19,720 But you were wrong. I was wrong. 534 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,559 Terrible, Kyle. Absolutely. 535 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,839 I'll open the door. 536 00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:32,720 I ain't I ain't scared of no school. 537 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,839 The door opens easily for you. 538 00:29:36,159 --> 00:29:39,159 It's weird considering it's been abandoned for so long. 539 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,800 Yeah, someone oiling hinges here, that's. 540 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,240 Feel strange. 541 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,519 Well, I mean, if there is a worker down there, then. 542 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,080 It makes sense. 543 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,640 True. Good sign, then, maybe. 544 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,600 Is the what's the thread doing now? 545 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,759 Bizarre would have if you've kept it out. 546 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:04,000 Yeah. And yeah, the thread has been. 547 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,560 As you've walked around the lake, like it's kind of kept a clock 548 00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:11,000 and now it's been pointing you towards the school. 549 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,799 OK, but nothing more specific. 550 00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:16,599 It's not like more, more, more, more elusive. 551 00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:18,759 It hasn't folded itself into a little arrow. 552 00:30:19,679 --> 00:30:23,079 In fact, as you get to the entry, Bizarre, 553 00:30:23,079 --> 00:30:27,279 you see that it respools itself now that you've reached the school 554 00:30:27,679 --> 00:30:29,599 and stop spinning. 555 00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:33,440 OK, tuck it back in a rest pocket inside. 556 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:38,519 Warm air greets you as the front doors push open. 557 00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,960 Without resistance. 558 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,919 The scent is dry paper, cedar shelves and polished wood. 559 00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:48,399 No dust hangs in the air. 560 00:30:48,399 --> 00:30:51,559 Brass coat hooks line one wall, each numbered 561 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,799 except for one engraved simply monitor. 562 00:30:57,279 --> 00:31:00,879 Across the foyer, a chalkboard bears a single message. 563 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,960 Welcome back. 564 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,759 The instant the last of you steps inside, 565 00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:10,920 fresh chalk scratches across the slate by itself. 566 00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:16,920 It reads, visitors, please await classification. 567 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,839 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season four, episode 62, 568 00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:29,039 starring Amy More as Alydin, Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, 569 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:33,759 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard 570 00:31:33,879 --> 00:31:36,240 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 571 00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:40,279 Dialogue, editing and sound design of today's episode is by Russ More. 572 00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:42,640 Our community manager is Jessica Babyok. 573 00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:46,799 Music is from Epidemic Sound and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound, 574 00:31:46,799 --> 00:31:48,920 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 575 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,480 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garba. 576 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,039 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 577 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:56,279 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, 578 00:31:56,279 --> 00:31:59,480 Angur Rangkirzan, Perry Matey, Count Waterflame, 579 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,519 Jacob Madden, Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss and L.A. 580 00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:06,839 Branton. Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported show, 581 00:32:06,839 --> 00:32:10,839 and because of our Patreon supporters, we get to keep telling bigger, 582 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,440 weirder, more heartfelt stories in this world we love. 583 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,319 And honestly, that's something we will never take for granted. 584 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:21,680 Join us today at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragoncast 585 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,920 and help us tell the stories that you want to hear. 586 00:32:25,119 --> 00:32:26,799 We hope to see you over there. 587 00:32:26,799 --> 00:32:29,079 Have a great week and we'll talk to you soon. 588 00:32:29,679 --> 00:32:34,639 You guys know we can add item to party equipment. 589 00:32:35,879 --> 00:32:38,199 No, that we all share. 590 00:32:38,199 --> 00:32:40,279 Oh, is that news? 591 00:32:40,279 --> 00:32:42,279 Where's that party inventory? 592 00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:44,000 I'm like, oh, damn. 593 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,119 We should probably start to put some stuff in there. 594 00:32:47,119 --> 00:32:48,639 Just knew that was there. 595 00:32:48,639 --> 00:32:51,039 Jess knows that, but that's not surprising. 596 00:32:51,039 --> 00:32:53,119 This is like 10 years ahead of the rest of us. 597 00:32:56,679 --> 00:32:58,319 I'm just saying we should put some of the shit in here 598 00:32:58,319 --> 00:33:00,559 because I'm like, when am I carrying antlers? 599 00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:02,639 Share the burden of remembering. 600 00:33:02,639 --> 00:33:04,159 OK. Yeah. 601 00:33:04,159 --> 00:33:06,359 Bizard, make a. 602 00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:08,919 What do we want to do here? 603 00:33:08,919 --> 00:33:13,039 Arcana, Arcana or don't itch your tattoo. 604 00:33:13,039 --> 00:33:15,279 I'm not itching it, I'm gently caressing it. 605 00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:16,000 Don't do it. 606 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,759 And making your shirt rub against it. 607 00:33:17,759 --> 00:33:20,000 Quit it. It's not me, it's the shirt. 608 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,919 A lot of semantics going on there, Russ. 609 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,720 Yeah, I know. Right. It's itchy. 610 00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:30,000 God damn. It's a ten minute hour. 611 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,960 They dampening cordial. 612 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,880 Oh, yeah. One hour anchoring draft. 613 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,440 No, no, I don't think they dampening cordial. 614 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,480 Oh, then none of that happens. 615 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,680 It was the anchoring draught draft. 616 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,480 I thought we were talking about the anchoring draught. 617 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,079 Yeah, that's what we were talking about. 618 00:33:46,079 --> 00:33:47,279 Is that what we were talking about? 619 00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:49,559 Oh, yeah. That's why my feet feel heavy. 620 00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:53,039 The fade dampening cordial. 621 00:33:53,079 --> 00:33:56,759 It would be more if you if there were charm effects. 622 00:33:56,759 --> 00:34:02,920 Yeah, well, let's just say it was a bottle of anchoring draught. 623 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,079 I think we did. 624 00:34:05,079 --> 00:34:06,599 Well, I thought that's what we said. 625 00:34:06,599 --> 00:34:09,599 OK, great. That's what we said. 626 00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:11,639 OK, we're all on the same page. Great. 627 00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:13,360 I know Carla and I are on one page. 628 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,039 You guys are on the other page. 629 00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:15,960 I like their page better right now. 630 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,719 So I'm going to ditch my page and jump onto yours. 631 00:34:18,759 --> 00:34:20,880 What a great anchoring draft. 632 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,360 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.