1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. The door chimes and your senses are filled with the sweet aroma of all the great things that you find at. I just said the words. Sweet Apothecary. Sweet Apothecary. I even said the words after the fact. There's cinnamons. There's tamarins. There's rosewater hips. Probably. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Mint, mint, lavender, chives, onion, patchouli, bed, bed. It smells like bed. It smells like bed. It smells like comfort. That's what Amy means there. Yeah. Any time. The four of you. Now, I guess the question is, because Alistair has been kind of off doing his own thing for an adventure and a half year. How much does he get done doing his own thing? Well, I mean, it takes him a while to do anything. Yeah, it does. I'm just curious. How much does his own thing cost? 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:30,000 How much does this guy get done? Has he caught up with you at this point? Are you still just like getting your stuff and then you'll swing back and get him and be like, all right, we're going now. We decide we're taking him? No, yeah. He's got all like. Okay. Bizard said he wanted to like throw him over the threshold and make sure that nobody else got. I said we need to test her. Yes. We should just get. We should bring a wagon for him. Hey, we can't have him slowing us down. He is going to slow us down. You think he could pull a wagon? 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Not efficiently, Kyle, no. 5 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, he him. Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she her. Magic Daddy, what's my budget? Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, she her. Now I wait to see what sort of family we are. 6 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Tom Laird is Kavlaran Goldweave, he him. Oh, there's always a bud. And Kyle Clastet is Bizard the Wizard, he him. Damn. 7 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported show and right now we have a survey going on at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 8 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:32,000 You can join our Patreon at any of the tiers or the free tier to give us your feedback on what you want to see as part of the community. Thank you so much for your time, effort and energy. We can't wait to do more with this amazing community. 9 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:43,000 And now, fuck it, let's play. As the bells chime, from the back, Ursula Major and Ursula Minor come out to greet their guests. 10 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Oh, who do we have here, sister? Hello, friends. Sister, we haven't seen these folks in so long, have we, sister? It has been a long time, sister. Welcome. What do you need? 11 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Oh, um, well, we're going to be venturing on the road. On the road? Yeah, a little road trip. Where to? 12 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Oh, top secret, sister. They don't want to say. We have some secrets of our own, don't we, sister? 13 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Well, how about we tell you and we return for secrets of your own? Oh, we'll consider it, won't we? Secret secrets are so fun. 14 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Maybe we will. Um, so what do you think you need for your little road adventure? 15 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Gav, any thoughts? Well, I mean, I don't know about you, but I'm always getting banged up when we're out adventuring, so I guess something in like the healing potion department. 16 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Healing potion. We have just the thing. We have that really great salve. Oh, I love a salve. 17 00:03:52,000 --> 00:04:00,000 I think there's one in the back. Yes, it smells beautiful. Bergamot. You'll love it. Oh, OK. 18 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Yes, some of those healing potions will do quite nicely. Oh, do you have anything? We might be joined by a fellow who has trouble staying awake. 19 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Oh, so if you have anything like I've heard, there's something called caffeine that can help with that. We do have a special tea, a special morning thunder tea. Oh, we do. 20 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:37,000 That might help. I think so. I think that might help. And maybe a little dark chocolate. Oh, delicious too. Yes, wonderful idea. 21 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Antioxidants are fantastic for your skin. He's just bustling around the store and I'm putting things in a little basket. 22 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Now, do you think any of you who are not blessed with being able to see in the dark may need to be able to see in the dark? Because we do have something for that. 23 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:09,000 How's it going? That's me. Oh, you get one of those potion of Twilight Sight, sister. We'll need that. Twilight Sight. Here we go. 24 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:18,000 The last one. Dim light will become bright. Things won't be perfect, but it will it will assist, certainly. 25 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:27,000 OK, thank you. What does it taste like? Oh, what is that one, sister? Peppermint? 26 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:34,000 I think peppermint rosemary, I think. Oh, a little savory twist. You know, sometimes we like to mix it up. 27 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:43,000 OK, so it's not vile. I was just kind of bad at the potions thing, so I've never. Oh, did you try one of these yourself? 28 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:54,000 No, I never. I don't think I really got this far. The healing one's kind of where I was told to stop. Yes, yes. It can be a tricky business. 29 00:05:54,000 --> 00:06:03,000 We do specialize in unique flavors and scents here. It is a sweet apothecary, so indeed built in. 30 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Excellent. That black one swirly one up there on the shelf. What's that? 31 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:17,000 The ink blood tonic. This one here. We don't sell many of these, do we, sister? 32 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:23,000 We do not. This one. Oh, this mystery road trip becomes more intriguing. 33 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:31,000 This is going to allow you to see faint magical inscriptions in stone or in the air. 34 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:39,000 But be careful. You're looking to get a little sneaky. It's harder to lie with this one around. 35 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Harder to lie, but none of you would ever lie anyway, so don't worry about that. Won't even bother you. 36 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Yeah, I'll definitely take that one. That seems like that'll be useful. 37 00:06:51,000 --> 00:07:11,000 So if we were going somewhere, jeez, if we were going to meet someone who was sort of strange or maybe not, maybe local, who was powerful and we wanted to not be susceptible, is that anything? 38 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:16,000 I do have a little something. Let me see if I can find it back here. 39 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:25,000 She bustles behind the desk and is shuffling underneath. Oh, OK, so I have this fey dampening cordial. 40 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Oh, yes, sister, that is the one. It's made. Remember that cherry harvest two and a half years ago? 41 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Anyway, this will make you a little less likely to have the pants charmed off of you, so to speak. 42 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Indeed. This one is we really don't get a lot of requests for this, do we, sister? Oh, my curiosity is really getting the better of me. 43 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,000 I can't wait until you return to tell us all your secrets. 44 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Well, usually people want their emotions heightened to feel a lot more, but this one will bring it way down, way down, way down for an hour. 45 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:13,000 I'll give you a little card and it's got all the instructions, just everything written right on it. 46 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:21,000 As we discussed before, we don't have unlabeled vials just laying around. Everything's very clearly marked. 47 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,000 That'd be so dangerous, wouldn't it, sister? 48 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:29,000 So silly, never. So there's no like discount mystery bin. 49 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Oh, well, well, I mean, we didn't. 50 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Are you feeling a little risky? You might like to take a little gamble. 51 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I mean, it depends on how much that gamble will cost me. Oh, wonderful question, sister. 52 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 You're looking for a deal. For Kavlaran, what do we think? 53 00:08:51,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I don't know if you ladies know this, but I'm currently on leave from my job looking for a fun time. 54 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:07,000 I mean, I went back to work for like three hours, but it was just guarding this weird tunnel collapse thing. 55 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 So I don't think I'm like back to my normal job yet. 56 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:16,000 I see. So you're looking for the early retirement discount. 57 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 That would be great if available. Yes. 58 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:23,000 OK, well, sister, what do you think? 59 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I want to do it just so they'll tell us more about their adventure when they return. 60 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:33,000 I have to say I am intrigued. OK, well, we have to do it a fun way, though. 61 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,000 So maybe we'll just, sister, let's just gather a few things. 62 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Don't look. Oh, OK. And then you can just reach in and just grab it. 63 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Just grab the one that your heart calls to you. But they'll only be fun. 64 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 They'll only be fun. Retirement. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 65 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:56,000 We would never put anything dangerous. We don't sell anything dangerous, do we, sister? 66 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,000 That's right. No, sister, we do not. Certainly not a whole cabinet in the back. 67 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Not if you, you know, know how to use them. 68 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Nothing, darling. OK, perfect. 69 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Now turn around, as I said. OK, yep. 70 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:15,000 OK, no one look. Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. 71 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Jingle jangle. Hey, sometimes, um, like, do you guys have anything like that could make somebody not forget stuff? 72 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Hmm. Now are we thinking homework or something deeper? 73 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Hmm. Um, she looks over at Bizard and is like, remember when I was like in the house and then I was like forgetting stuff? 74 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Oh, sorry to overhear. So not homework. You're probably very good at your homework. 75 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000 You don't need any help with that, do you? Oh, absolutely. 76 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:58,000 No, I always get my homework done at school, so I don't have it, and it is then just schoolwork. 77 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Well, young lady, I think we have just the thing for you. 78 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Now you will forget, but then you can remember. 79 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:18,000 This is a memory salt suspension. You actually will smear it on your temples and you'll be able to recall something you've forgotten, 80 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:25,000 or at least you'll have a better chance of recalling something you've forgotten, but it will have to be within the last 24 hours. 81 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:31,000 OK. And as I mentioned, we do have very specific scents here at Sweet Apothecary in this one. 82 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:41,000 You will smell lake water for the rest of the day, so don't be alarmed by that scent. It is intentional. 83 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 I like that smell. That's OK. It is a nice smell, isn't it? 84 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Sort of chlorophyll and fresh water. Yeah. 85 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Bizard, what's my budget? 86 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Uh, don't worry about it. Magic Daddy. Magic Daddy, what's my budget? 87 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:05,000 We're also going to be getting everyone some healing potions, make sure that everybody's stocked with at least one. 88 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:10,000 I mean, I think between Bondwyn and myself as business owners, we... 89 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Oh, certainly. Don't worry about it. We need to be prepared for this trip. Absolutely. 90 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Yeah, so I believe just making sure that we're set on those. 91 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Alydin, this potion of Steady Hand, I want to get that for you in case because I know you work with your hands 92 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:33,000 and I want you to be ready in case we have a jarring situation. 93 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:38,000 And I believe in you, but I want to make sure that we're ready. 94 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:43,000 OK, I'm going to try not to read too much into it and let it affect my confidence. 95 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:53,000 I think we all need some help. For example, I see this bottle of anchoring draft and that seems like a good idea. 96 00:12:53,000 --> 00:13:02,000 No, you know, if there was perhaps some sort of portal, portal, portal, we might be able to avoid being, you know, 97 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:09,000 that seems like hopefully doesn't come up. Portal, portal, portal. 98 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Sister, did you hear that? Three portals. 99 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,000 The book. Have you read the book? Portals, portals, portals. 100 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 You have the pocket copy. 101 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Now you, young sir, are you ready for your mystery potion? 102 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Absolutely. 103 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Roll a d6, Tom. 104 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 OK. 105 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Thanks, Russ. You made it so beautiful. He put little icons and everything. 106 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Four. 107 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 This is funny for Cav. 108 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000 For you. Oh, yes. 109 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:43,000 And Cav's pulled out sort of a cloudy pale blue liquid. 110 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:49,000 This one, we call this the R&R tonic, the recall and revision tonic. 111 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:55,000 So for 10 minutes after you take this, you will be just a little bit smarter. 112 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:03,000 And you may in fact be able to, let's say, rephrase something that you said in the last minute. 113 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000 The world, this isn't time travel, of course. 114 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:12,000 But people listening to you will remember it as you restate it. 115 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Oh, interesting. OK. 116 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000 But. Oh, there's always a but. 117 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 There is always a but when we deal with the Weaview. 118 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 We'll maybe perhaps momentarily forget a minor detail. 119 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Just something trivial. Just something small. 120 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Indeed. I wouldn't worry about it and you'd only momentarily forget it. 121 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 So don't be willy nilly with this one. 122 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:38,000 But if you have you put your foot in your mouth, this may help. 123 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 OK. Quick question. 124 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Could that minor detail be something like forgetting to use the restroom? 125 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Oh, interesting question. 126 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,000 I wouldn't. I mean, I don't think so. 127 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Sister. It doesn't sound. 128 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 I know an odd question. I understand an odd question. 129 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Because it bears asking considering things. 130 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:06,000 That's more of a physical need as opposed to something in your brain that you would recall. 131 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Fair. That is a fair. 132 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Your body would be signaling to you that you needed to do that. 133 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:16,000 So you could have had the thought, oh, I should I should visit the restroom. 134 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:20,000 But then that thought may disappear, but your body will still be telling you. 135 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 So I wouldn't worry about that. 136 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 You won't need any diapers. 137 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Are you worried about wetting your pants at any given moment? 138 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Good. I can leave the diapers. Good. 139 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Yes. No diapers needed unless you need them for another reason. 140 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 We never judge, do we, Sister? 141 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 No judgment. 142 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000 This has been a blast. Great shopping experience. Great service. 143 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Always the best service here. 144 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Well, we do love what we do, don't we, Sister? 145 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 We absolutely do. And you know what? 146 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000 If you do what you love, you never work a day in your life, do you, Sister? 147 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 That's what we always say. 148 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:54,000 We cannot wait for you to come back from your little road trip adventure 149 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 and tell us everything about it. 150 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,000 And of course, we'll see you at the next business association meeting. 151 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Of course. Of course. 152 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Lovely to see you. 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support is what helps us do that. 241 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,000 So that's going on right now until June 30th. 242 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Make sure that you are doing the thing to come join us. 243 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Oh, and by the way, it's quite short. 244 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 It's not one of those surveys where you click and it's like 400 questions. 245 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Oh my God. 246 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000 When you do a bunch and then it's like 3% complete. 247 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Yes, exactly. 248 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 It is not that. 249 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 No. 250 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Like there's different kind of tracks that you can go through, 251 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,000 but less than 10 minutes for the longest of the possible questions. 252 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Unless you spend time on the long answers. 253 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Like that's on you. 254 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Hey, you want to write us an essay? 255 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 We'll read it. 256 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 As long or short as you want it to. 257 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Exactly. 258 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 100%. 259 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 So patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 260 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Come join the free community or, or, or the, or any of the tiers as well. 261 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 And fill out that survey. 262 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:15,000 It's pinned at the top of our Patreon and we hope to see you over there. 263 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Now, Loki's making complaints in the other. 264 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Loki is making complaints and saying, because who's supporting this episode right now? 265 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Who gets the shout out? 266 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Sorry, I got so wrapped up. 267 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Today's patron. 268 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Loki is a professional. 269 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000 And he knows that we are missing out on today's patron. 270 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000 And he would like you to see he stopped whining because he knows we're back on track. 271 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 That's right. 272 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 So when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you. 273 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Like I've been so lovely. 274 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Everybody's been so lovely to remind me. 275 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,000 But that patron is Matthew Miller. 276 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Thank you so much, Matthew. 277 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Sounds like it's another like superhero kind of name with the double. 278 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Or like a cool noir detective. 279 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Matthew. 280 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Yes, that's what I had in my hand. 281 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Matt Miller. 282 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Or an artist, Matt Miller. 283 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 I could see that. 284 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Oh, yeah. 285 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Whatever you do, Matt, you're great at it. 286 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 And we love you. 287 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Thank you for supporting us, Matt. 288 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Absolutely. 289 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Or Matthew. 290 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 If you're Matthew, if preferred. 291 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Fair enough. 292 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Or if you're a sports person, just call you Miller. 293 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Oh, OK. 294 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Good old last name. 295 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000 And if we get one of those surveys with I prefer Matthew, then we know. 296 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 We will. 297 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 That one will not be anonymous. 298 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 We'll know for sure. 299 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 So, yeah, Hunter is in. 300 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 We'll make a correction at that point. 301 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Thank you, Matthew. 302 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Thank you, Matthew. 303 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 And everybody else for filling out the survey. 304 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 We really appreciate it. 305 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Your feedback means a lot to us. 306 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 OK, we'll get you back to the episode, though. 307 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Love you. 308 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Bye bye. 309 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Bye. 310 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Everybody heads back out. 311 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 You've got all your potions in hand. 312 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Please note them in the places where you note your potions, because it's up to you. 313 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 If you remember, you have a healing potion. 314 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Not me. 315 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Only you can prevent not using your potions. 316 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 That's right. 317 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Just don't delete anything from that document yet. 318 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 I will copy and paste from it later. 319 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Sounds good. 320 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,000 And as you exit back out, everybody has a lot of things. 321 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:27,000 But, Bonwyn, you've been taking some time since a lot of these events have been happening. 322 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:39,000 And you've been spending that time in an attempt to connect more closely with the powers behind the forge. 323 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Ashutra, to be exact. 324 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Yes. 325 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:55,000 I don't believe perhaps you've mentioned this to anybody, but I'll allow you to perhaps transition to back to Everbains now. 326 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Oh, yes, yes. 327 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Everyone come in. 328 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 I made tea. 329 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 I made tea. 330 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Come in. 331 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 We're heading on our adventure very soon, and I hadn't mentioned it to anyone. 332 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,000 But you know, after that trouble with the forge, you know. 333 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Yeah. 334 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,000 And then being in that chamber and the book and putting that down. 335 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:26,000 And I thought it would be important to sort of spend more time attuning to Ashutra, who is, of course, my patron of the forge. 336 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 So what does that mean? 337 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Well, we mostly commune via creation. 338 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 So like making stuff? 339 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Exactly, Alydin. 340 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Exactly. 341 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:51,000 So I've been using my own imagination, which, as you know, is always kind of tended toward the martial and some of Ashutra's higher being kind of thoughts. 342 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,000 And I've created something for each of you. 343 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Whoa. 344 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 OK. 345 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Yeah. 346 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 And I'm really excited. 347 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,000 And I hope that you like them. 348 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000 I mean, I've seen your work. 349 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 You're so talented. 350 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Of course we'll like it. 351 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:19,000 I've done the whole thing like I normally do for my regular clients, where it's in like a very fancy box and it has a ribbon and the whole thing looks just absolutely gorgeous. 352 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,000 And I place something in front of Kavlaran and Alydin and Bizard. 353 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:28,000 And now I wait to see what sort of family we are. 354 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Are we a family that takes turns opening presents or are we a family that all opens presents at the same time? 355 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Carla also wants to know. 356 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000 I mean, look, when there's multiple presidents, I think everybody just free for alls. 357 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 But like one person, maybe we go around. 358 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 I don't know. I don't know. 359 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:47,000 I'll say this Bizard probably takes a moment and like just kind of like appreciates it. 360 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 So he'll he'll probably just take a moment. 361 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 So you'll do what you do. 362 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 And he's probably like maybe tearing up a little bit. 363 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Alydin's already opened. 364 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 OK, that's fair. 365 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 This is a child. 366 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 I mean, not a child, but a child, a child. 367 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000 OK, so Alydin opens. 368 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Bear with me. 369 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:12,000 OK, Alydin, this is something I've never made anything like this because it is a dagger, as you can see. 370 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:21,000 But it's not it's really more like you would use this for calibration more than for stabbing. 371 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:28,000 So the edge, it's very narrow and precise. 372 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,000 And there are metallic harmonics tuned to a magical strain. 373 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 What? 374 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:46,000 When you hit a construct or a magical object or a ruin or a barrier, you can use this blade to learn about that thing. 375 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Do I do I have to stab it with? 376 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 No. 377 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,000 No, no, because you don't want to just don't damage it. 378 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 I mean, it is it is a hearty weapon. 379 00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:11,000 But still, you also if you find something magical, an object or a barrier blocking your way, you can use this to stop one of its magical properties. 380 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 How did you do that? 381 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Well, it involved a lot of late nights at the forge and a lot of deep introspection and communing with the spirit of my long dead great, great, great, great, great, great grandma. 382 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000 So Alydin is just like, how do you run the waist? 383 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Thank you so much. 384 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 I love it. 385 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:39,000 For Bonwyn in this, like there's a lot of magical components that are imbued within these items. 386 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:46,000 And we'll obviously get to the other ones like Bonwyn herself, not inherently magical. 387 00:26:46,000 --> 00:27:05,000 So how I picture like these abilities coming into these like the forge in and of itself, whenever you you you create something with it, we had determined like it gives up plus one to certain aspects of the of the weapons ability. 388 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:19,000 But you have been able to really, as you mentioned, commune with Azhuthra and you feel like you are like her vessel for placing these abilities within. 389 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 That's what I was imagining too. 390 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Like I like commune with her and she is able to like work her magic through my hands slightly. 391 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Exactly. 392 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Cool. Cool. Cool. 393 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Kavlaran looks like someone's an only child and you've opened your present immediately. 394 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Well, you can't hand me something and expect you to not open it immediately. 395 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000 I wanted you to open it. 396 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 I wanted you to be happy and open it. 397 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:54,000 And Kav, what you see is a big war hammer. 398 00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:00,000 It's sort of like layered on each of the faces and it looks almost like overbuilt. 399 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000 It's like so big. 400 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000 It looks like you could hit it against over and over and over again. 401 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Does it look like I could get the like thing up to the top at the county fair? 402 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Oh, for sure. For sure. 403 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Absolutely. 404 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,000 So this is not enchanted to negate magic, though. 405 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:26,000 It is forged to introduce counter pressure into imposed systems. 406 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,000 So you will get, you know, it's it's very dangerous. 407 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000 You will be extra strong on on your attacks and when you create damage. 408 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:41,000 But when you hit a creature that is magic or affected by a magical effect, 409 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:47,000 you can suppress one minor magical effect on that creature. 410 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Oh, so say they've cast. Oh, goodness. 411 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000 They have a shield of faith up in front of them. 412 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000 You might be able to disarm that momentarily. 413 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Very cool. 414 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:07,000 And if you strike a surface, you will introduce structural contradiction, 415 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:14,000 which means in a 15 foot radius, creatures cannot be forcibly teleported. 416 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Magical classification or tracking effects fail 417 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:23,000 and charm or fear effects originating from system based magic are suppressed. 418 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:28,000 So it doesn't cancel spells, but it prevents structural enforcement. 419 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Like a little momentary reprieve. 420 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Indeed, indeed. 421 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,000 So if we're in a scary cave, I think the cave itself can't. 422 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Plus, you'll be more persuasive, more insightful. 423 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Thank you. Thank you so much. 424 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Oh, my pleasure. 425 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000 And for all three of you, you will, of course, have to spend some time 426 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:51,000 practicing and getting attuned to these new new. 427 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:57,000 I hesitate to say weapons, but let's say weapons or just like game changers. 428 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Oh, that's really sweet of you. 429 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000 That's very sweet of you. 430 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Bizard, are you going to open yours? 431 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Yeah, I am. 432 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:12,000 I wouldn't say thank you, Bonwyn. 433 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Growing up, gifts were something that were rarely received. 434 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:23,000 And when they were, it was always experienced from a place of love. 435 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:28,000 And I just thank you so much. 436 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Not since my mom or one of my mentors, Darius Rucker, back at the Academy. 437 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Well, Cav, you remember. 438 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:43,000 So, yeah, I start opening up the box. 439 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000 It's my pleasure. 440 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 And I did make it with love. 441 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,000 I put so much thought into making these just precisely for each of you 442 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000 because you've all come to mean so much to me. 443 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Bonwyn, you're going to make me cry. 444 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:05,000 So, Bizard, when you open your box, inside is a very rare, wondrous item. 445 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Ashutra's Margin Quill. 446 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,000 So, it's forged ironwood bound in ember-threaded metal, 447 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:20,000 and the tip is engineered to channel arcane flow with minimal turbulence. 448 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:26,000 So, you have reinforced arcane focus. 449 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,000 The quill stabilizes spell vectors as they form. 450 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000 You have editorial flow control. 451 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:39,000 When you cast a spell of first level or higher, you get to apply an adjustment, 452 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,000 one per spell, so you can exclude up to two creatures. 453 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000 You can increase or decrease the duration. 454 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,000 You can extend the range, or you can change the damage type. 455 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Damn. 456 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000 This shit's dope. 457 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Fuck yeah. 458 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000 That is... 459 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Structural insight. 460 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000 If you cast a divination spell or identity-like effect, 461 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000 you get advantage on associated arcana checks, 462 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:10,000 and you can ask one additional structural question about the system sustaining the magic. 463 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,000 And red line reality. 464 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000 When a creature succeeds on a saving throw against your spell 465 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,000 or a magical effect attempts to bind, categorize, or relocate you, 466 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,000 you can force a reroll or reduce the effect to partial. 467 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 It's the best fucking pen in the world. 468 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000 And the air will smell like heated ink when this occurs, 469 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000 because you got straight fire going through that quill. 470 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 That's insane. 471 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 That is so... 472 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 Damn. 473 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 That's a good list of shit, and I love it. 474 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,000 And for all of us, you'll notice each hilt, 475 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000 and I think it was more clear on yours, Bizard, 476 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000 but there's this faint metallic thread. 477 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 And that's for all of us. 478 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,000 We all have that, and when we are all together with these items 479 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 within 20 feet of each other, 480 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,000 we will gain advantage on a saving throw against force movement, 481 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:10,000 planar displacement, or magical classification effects. 482 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 So we're better together and stronger together, 483 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 just like we know that we are. 484 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Earth! 485 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 By our powers, come by! 486 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 I mean, I must be fire. 487 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Of course. Wind. 488 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Wait, no, it's air? 489 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 What's the magic? 490 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Air. 491 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Air? 492 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:35,000 I also made myself a dope item called Load Bearer's Edge. 493 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,000 This is a rapier, 494 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,000 and it is forged in a shoethrous heat 495 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,000 using interlocking micro-lattices layered through the steel. 496 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000 So this blade was not made to cut flesh. 497 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000 It was made to find fracture. 498 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 So I get some pluses, 499 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000 and it has a structural stress reader. 500 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000 So when I hit a creature that is adjacent to a wall, pillar, 501 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000 large object, or architectural structure, 502 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,000 or inside a magical construct, barrier, ward, or rune circle, 503 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 I get extra damage. 504 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 And this is so cool. 505 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000 I'm reading this as I go, Russ, and it's blowing my mind. 506 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Anchor the fracture. 507 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000 When a structure, portal, or magical boundary within 15 feet 508 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000 shifts, collapses, or destabilizes, 509 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000 you may stabilize it until the end of your next turn. 510 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000 So it can delay force teleportation, structural collapse, 511 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 or magical displacement of the structure. 512 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 So sick. 513 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Baller. 514 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 I also have some forge instinct, 515 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 my stone's wisdom, 516 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:44,000 where I can know about things just because of my innate knowledge. 517 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,000 So with this and the potions that we got 518 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:53,000 from those, the major and minor, 519 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,000 and the sweet apothecary, I feel like we have... 520 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 We're going to kick some ass. 521 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Yes. 522 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Absolutely. 523 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Or read books. 524 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000 I'm not... 525 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Well, you have to do both. 526 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Yeah. 527 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Studies don't stop just because we're on the road. 528 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 That's right. 529 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Well, then are we getting a wagon? 530 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Honestly, if we're going to bring Alistair, 531 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 we might want to bring a wagon. 532 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 I'm pretty sure we can secure something. 533 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000 I don't want to carry him. 534 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 Please, Magic Daddy, can we get a wagon? 535 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Yes. 536 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Yes, we can get a wagon. 537 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Yes. 538 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000 We hear, as we fade from this scene, 539 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000 we hear the sound of... 540 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Coconuts? 541 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 A slightly... 542 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Why would a wagon have coconuts? 543 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000 I don't know, because I thought maybe it was a horse. 544 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Exactly. 545 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Just the way you put your hands together 546 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 is like, coconuts, I get it. 547 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 You got it, yeah. 548 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,000 We hear the sound of just one slightly squeaky wheel 549 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:56,000 as we see Alistair being pulled in this wagon 550 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:01,000 and the four of you heading off into the Verboten forest. 551 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 4, Episode 60, 552 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 starring Amy More as Alydin, 553 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, 554 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 555 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, 556 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,000 and Russ More as your Dungeon Master. 557 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Dialogue, editing, and sound design of today's episode 558 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 is by Russ More. 559 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Our community manager is Jessica Babyok. 560 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Music is from Epidemic Sound, 561 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound, 562 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 563 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. 564 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 565 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, 566 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Angaron Kierzen, Perry Matey, 567 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 568 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, 569 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 and L.A. 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