1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,960 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. Kavlaranan, you're going to write in this ledger and nothing is happening. No indentation in the paper, no ink being written across the page. Nothing. 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,800 So I can't write in this. 3 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,199 Okay, well, that was a good thought. 4 00:00:22,039 --> 00:00:22,480 Yeah. 5 00:00:22,719 --> 00:00:24,240 Like, do you want to use my pencil? 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:33,840 I mean, I'm happy to try it, but I just, like, I can't even, like, dent the page. Like, it's going to accept writing on it. 7 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,400 But sure, toss me the pencil. 8 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:42,120 I rummage through my bucket and I throw him a pencil. Joe, can you write in it? Is it maybe just for Joe? 9 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:54,160 You go to scratch something with pencil and same thing, nothing. You hear the sound of the pencil scratching, but nothing is happening to the page. 10 00:00:55,039 --> 00:01:01,520 Joe looks at it and says, I don't believe that ledger is for me. 11 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,719 Do you know who it's for? 12 00:01:06,159 --> 00:01:08,040 I don't believe I'm authorized to remember. 13 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,400 Thought I got him that time, guys. 14 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:10,240 Yeah. 15 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:21,000 But if you cannot make a record in the ledger, perhaps the ledger is not ready for any sort of categorization or input. 16 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,840 This is, like, three pay grades above me, guys. 17 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,200 The ledger isn't ready? 18 00:01:28,439 --> 00:01:31,359 Well, you cannot affect the ledger, correct? 19 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,159 Yeah. 20 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:33,920 I cannot. 21 00:01:34,879 --> 00:01:37,359 Perhaps the ledger is not prepared. 22 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,159 Who prepares the ledger? 23 00:01:41,879 --> 00:01:43,920 Yeah. How do you, how do you prepare a ledger? 24 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,319 Specifically for education. 25 00:01:45,359 --> 00:01:46,599 Hypothetically speaking. 26 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:54,200 He's trying. Like, he's, you can tell, like, he's not immediately jumping to I don't believe I'm authorized to remember. 27 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:59,720 He, it looks like he is, like, going through any sort of categorization. 28 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,560 And he's Rolodexing in there. 29 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,760 It's just paper sounds. 30 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,720 He's flipping over. 31 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:14,400 Pauses in, like, his shoulder slump and he's, I'm sorry, I don't believe I'm authorized to remember. 32 00:02:15,319 --> 00:02:16,200 That's OK. 33 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,919 Don't worry about it, buddy. 34 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:19,840 We'll figure it out. 35 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:21,359 We'll figure it out. 36 00:02:22,199 --> 00:02:28,479 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, he, him. 37 00:02:28,479 --> 00:02:31,959 Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her. 38 00:02:31,959 --> 00:02:34,639 I know, not everything's a conspiracy. 39 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,639 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, she, her. 40 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,439 We've tried so many times. 41 00:02:39,439 --> 00:02:42,359 Tom Laird as Kavlaranan Goldweave, he, him. 42 00:02:42,359 --> 00:02:43,759 Interesting. 43 00:02:44,239 --> 00:02:47,280 And Kyle Clasett as Bizard the Wizard, he, him. 44 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,719 Damned if you do, damned if you don't. 45 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:54,319 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon-supported show, so every twist, every triumph, every 46 00:02:54,319 --> 00:02:58,639 truly questionable decision is possible because of listeners like you. 47 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:02,239 Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 48 00:03:02,239 --> 00:03:04,000 And now, fuck it, let's play. 49 00:03:06,239 --> 00:03:08,159 Hey, Joe, can I ask you a personal question? 50 00:03:10,159 --> 00:03:12,719 Do you hear anything when you stand in this circle? 51 00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:14,319 Like, does anything happen to you? 52 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,879 Because when I stood in it, like, I heard, yeah. 53 00:03:18,879 --> 00:03:20,000 And there was an effect. 54 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:20,800 No, no. 55 00:03:22,079 --> 00:03:24,639 He walks in and out of it a couple times. 56 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:25,680 Nothing happens. 57 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,800 Doesn't do anything, hey? 58 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:28,560 Me neither. 59 00:03:32,159 --> 00:03:35,280 What do you think, like, you're going to do when we, when we leave? 60 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:42,079 Just, like, take a break or you have some filing to do or are you going to be bored? 61 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,200 Go back to sleep? 62 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:50,400 Well, I will check the records and make sure everything has been maintained. 63 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,360 And then await further instruction. 64 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,840 Who is permitted to give you instruction? 65 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,280 I report upward. 66 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,720 But to whom? 67 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,120 I don't believe I'm authorized to remember. 68 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,680 Imagine the current headmaster or headmistress. 69 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:11,920 Do you know who the current headmaster is? 70 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:16,000 There was a change in who the headmaster was, 71 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,000 but for some reason that record is lost. 72 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:27,120 So you'll just stay here and wait? 73 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,960 You'll be here if we need to come back? 74 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,319 Correct. 75 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:31,920 Fantastic. 76 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,040 I hope to see you soon. 77 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:33,920 Great. 78 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:40,080 And he walks over to the filing cabinets and pulls them open. 79 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:44,399 Pulls one out and begins to read, thumbing through it. 80 00:04:46,639 --> 00:04:48,159 Guys, this feels weird. 81 00:04:49,599 --> 00:04:50,000 Yeah. 82 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,919 Should we take the ledger with us? 83 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,279 Oh, we're taking the ledger with us. 84 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:56,000 Absolutely. 85 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,319 Okay. 86 00:04:56,319 --> 00:04:57,759 In fact, Alydin, let me go ahead and start. 87 00:04:57,759 --> 00:04:58,639 Let me see that real quick. 88 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,959 As we walk to where we're going to walk, 89 00:05:02,959 --> 00:05:06,240 I'm going to be focusing on casting, identify on the ledger. 90 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,360 Where is it that we are going? 91 00:05:10,319 --> 00:05:11,519 Just walking out real slowly. 92 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:12,319 Okay, bye, Joe. 93 00:05:15,759 --> 00:05:17,919 Guys, he's going to be so lonely down here. 94 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,159 I highly doubt that. 95 00:05:20,159 --> 00:05:23,919 Yeah, honestly, he seemed like if he just went to sleep 96 00:05:23,919 --> 00:05:26,879 when you found him, I think it's okay. 97 00:05:28,879 --> 00:05:31,039 Should we tell June? 98 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:37,680 No, I say we keep it secret. 99 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,319 In fact, we're putting that bookshelf back, 100 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:45,920 and nobody needs to go down there and mess around with that. 101 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:47,920 I agree. 102 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:48,959 Seems safer that way. 103 00:05:49,759 --> 00:05:50,079 Okay. 104 00:05:50,879 --> 00:05:54,800 So Bizard, all of you are heading back up. 105 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:59,920 You hear cabinets opening and closing, filing through papers 106 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:05,600 as it kind of fades out as you get back up into the proper basement. 107 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,560 It sounds like you push the cabinet back against the hole in the wall, 108 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:16,160 and you cast identify as you get it back out into the light, 109 00:06:16,879 --> 00:06:19,439 and identify is just something that happens. 110 00:06:19,439 --> 00:06:20,640 Yeah, there's no- 111 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,920 Well, yeah, I mean, there's like a casting time and whatnot, but- 112 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,280 Yeah, sure. 113 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:29,600 So as that begins to reveal information to you, 114 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:34,480 so I mean, what you probably could have jumped to fairly quickly 115 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,800 is that the ledger is in fact magical. 116 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:42,080 You gather that it is dormant. 117 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:47,360 There's a sense that you get that it is not empty. 118 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,040 The pages are blank, 119 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,960 but the magical nature of it leads you to believe 120 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:59,439 that perhaps it is concealing some sort of information beneath it. 121 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:06,319 It is not cursed, it is not sentient, but it is also not complete. 122 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,439 The magic school that you get from that, 123 00:07:11,439 --> 00:07:13,120 because I believe that's something you get as well, 124 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:21,040 is a hybrid of abjuration, divination, and enchantment, 125 00:07:22,639 --> 00:07:24,959 but none of them are primary. 126 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:30,000 The dominant magical principle is continuity. 127 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,720 Okay, just to clarify something, 128 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:38,720 it says you learn its properties and how to use them. 129 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:42,320 Essentially, I've learned that this is not something for us to be used, 130 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,600 but more of a reference. 131 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,880 Is that what I've gathered? 132 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:45,380 Yes. 133 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:51,680 So yeah, you've gathered that the ledger records identities 134 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,720 that pass through institutional thresholds. 135 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,240 Okay, where are we headed? 136 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,160 Do we want to go talk to the historian? 137 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,520 Do we want to see Alistair? 138 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,560 I'm really, I need to think about this book a little bit more 139 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,080 before I really speak more to it, 140 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:13,200 but we need to think about Lingersville 141 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,080 and what's going to set us up best to head that way. 142 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,440 Yeah, what do we need? 143 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:22,000 I mean, other than supplies, weapons, etc. 144 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,720 What do we need to know before we go there? 145 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,840 Or what do we think we want to find out when we get there? 146 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:32,160 Yeah, I guess a little more detail on like 147 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,800 what exactly happened to the town. 148 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,300 Yeah. 149 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,000 That sounds like a historian. 150 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:39,920 Yeah. 151 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,800 Oh, so we should chat with Candle. 152 00:08:45,279 --> 00:08:46,000 Okay, cool. 153 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,600 Light up our situation a little bit, yeah. 154 00:08:48,399 --> 00:08:49,519 Very illuminating. 155 00:08:51,519 --> 00:08:52,019 Oh, no. 156 00:08:52,019 --> 00:08:55,220 They're going to be like this the whole time. 157 00:08:56,819 --> 00:08:58,419 Okay, cool. 158 00:08:59,059 --> 00:09:03,460 I bet that will make us really popular with this new historian. 159 00:09:04,819 --> 00:09:11,379 He probably, they, she probably loves jokes about their name. 160 00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:13,059 They've never heard before, probably. 161 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,620 Or a million times over. 162 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:16,899 Sure, they'll be all new. 163 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:21,299 Are they working in the school? 164 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,900 What's the time of day right now? 165 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:23,400 School. 166 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,220 We're in that basement. 167 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:28,100 I mean, you weren't in there at a super, you know, 168 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:32,980 there were a couple check-ins and you said to do them every 10 or 15 minutes or so. 169 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,660 So like no more than an hour. 170 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:35,880 Okay. 171 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:41,780 Yeah, enough time for basically Tally to go run, find, bond, win, and come back. 172 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,460 So it's like the end of the school day. 173 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:49,140 Yeah, post-lunch, you know, things are wrapping up. 174 00:09:49,139 --> 00:09:52,500 But yes, all educators should still be there. 175 00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:59,299 You enter back into the school and head towards the history class 176 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:05,620 and the bell rings and students begin to pour out of the of the rooms running off for the day. 177 00:10:06,179 --> 00:10:12,659 You walk into the history class and there a couple students kind of push past you 178 00:10:13,539 --> 00:10:22,100 as you are entering and inside you see a kobold dressed in a very nice cropped 179 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:25,860 pants and a very clean cut blouse. 180 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:34,500 She's wearing very small round glasses that extend down to the edge of her nose 181 00:10:35,139 --> 00:10:38,659 and she's erasing the chalkboard and she sees you come in and says, 182 00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:39,939 Alydin, did you forget something? 183 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,459 I actually didn't see you in class. 184 00:10:42,019 --> 00:10:42,980 Is everything all right? 185 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:44,660 Oh yeah, no, everything's fine. 186 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:49,620 Sorry, I'll make sure to get the notes from somebody. 187 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:50,500 Of course, of course. 188 00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:52,500 What can I do for you? 189 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:56,740 We just were wondering if we could ask you a couple questions. 190 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,139 Okay. 191 00:10:57,780 --> 00:11:06,420 These are, she just realizes the awkwardness of the situation of being a 14-year-old being like, 192 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:09,780 these are my friends here, these fully grown adults. 193 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:10,340 These are my peeps. 194 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,019 This is my posse. 195 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:15,060 This guy's my magic daddy. 196 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:25,860 This is my government worker and my mom weaponsmith. 197 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,060 There's lots of children with found family at this school, 198 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:31,379 so that makes a lot of sense. 199 00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:32,500 It's lovely to meet you all. 200 00:11:33,139 --> 00:11:34,180 Hi, Bonwyn. 201 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:35,460 It's really nice to meet you. 202 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,180 Bizarre. 203 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:36,680 Cav. 204 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:40,440 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 205 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,440 Once again, I find myself here. 206 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,160 Every time we come back to the middle. 207 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,440 We have a big announcement that you may have seen on our social medias, 208 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,280 something that we have been wanting to do for a very long time. 209 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,880 We've even tried. 210 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,400 We've even attempted. 211 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,000 We've tried so many times. 212 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,400 I think all of us have tried. 213 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,080 Wait, are we just making another podcast? 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273 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,600 C-O-R-Y. 274 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,640 Girl, Corey. 275 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,400 C-O-R-Y. 276 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,759 C-O-R-E-Y. 277 00:14:32,759 --> 00:14:33,639 There's a lot of options. 278 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,079 K-O-R-Y. 279 00:14:35,079 --> 00:14:35,720 Corey. 280 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,679 Center of the planet. 281 00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:39,079 On the first one, it was a C-O-R-Y. 282 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,439 Classic Corey. 283 00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:42,279 It's classic. 284 00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:42,919 I love it. 285 00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:43,879 Classic Corey. 286 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,799 Thanks, classic Corey. 287 00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:49,639 You could be classic too at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 288 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,519 just like Corey. 289 00:14:51,879 --> 00:14:52,840 Thanks for being there. 290 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,240 Get you back to this episode. 291 00:14:56,759 --> 00:14:57,879 Come on back now, you hear? 292 00:14:59,639 --> 00:15:01,319 Come on back now, you hear? 293 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,600 Y'all, come on back now. 294 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,640 Are we trying to interview? 295 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,600 No, I think that's... 296 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,400 I was just trying it on. 297 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,760 I think that's Midnight Burger. 298 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:09,879 Oh, is that what it is? 299 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,040 I thought it was John Wayne. 300 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,840 Now come on back, kick the dust off your boots anytime. 301 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,640 All right. 302 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,360 Love you, bye. 303 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,879 Love you, bye. 304 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,840 So I'm sorry, you had questions about... 305 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,720 Sorry, did you say what you had questions about? 306 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,720 No. 307 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,360 No, we didn't. 308 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:37,320 But we do have questions about Lingersville, if you're versed. 309 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,519 I've read up on Lingersville. 310 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,279 Very interesting historical moment in the transition from Lingersville 311 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,080 to Vintersmouth to Vintersmouth. 312 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:56,120 But yes, what do you know and what can I fill in? 313 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:01,399 Oh, I think the water went away and that's why. 314 00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:03,639 Yeah, basically just what happened. 315 00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:08,120 It's pretty weird that there was a water problem 316 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,279 and then the whole down basically moved. 317 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,840 I mean, that seems unusual. 318 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,399 Well, yes. 319 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,840 Well, Lingersville... 320 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,200 Well, let's take it back a little bit. 321 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,279 Lingersville was a vineyard settlement. 322 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,960 It centered on Lake Vochtig. 323 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:29,639 It was built on, as it was well known, remarkably pure water. 324 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:35,800 That was one of the calling natures of the town. 325 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:43,160 It flourished for some time, but then residents reported illness. 326 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:47,240 There were some strange behavioral effects. 327 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:52,440 A water contamination event occurred 328 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:59,080 that was directly, in the lessons that I received, 329 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,920 presumed to have caused the illness. 330 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:07,720 So the lake itself was dammed and the town was relocated 331 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,080 to what would become Vintersmouth. 332 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,720 And that's when the rise of this town occurred. 333 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,720 From a small settlement along the river expanding into, 334 00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:21,799 well, I mean, you could call it the much larger town that it is today. 335 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:29,640 And it was an unfortunate but well-managed transition 336 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:35,080 under quick action, civic leadership, and forward planning, 337 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,000 as all the lessons tell. 338 00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:41,320 Did anyone ever test the water and find out what happened? 339 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,440 It was interesting because there's mixed reports. 340 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,720 The contamination itself, I suspect, 341 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,880 based on what I've been able to research of my own, 342 00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:56,200 did not appear to be any sort of bacterial contamination. 343 00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,360 I have found discrepancies in the timeline 344 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:04,440 that don't quite match public records. 345 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,680 Oh, like what? 346 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:11,000 Well, records from the final year are incomplete 347 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:17,640 and the school records are, and I'm talking about here, 348 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,440 the school records are particularly sparse. 349 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:27,160 The relocation planning began before the contamination peaked. 350 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,960 Checking kind of the timing of all of these like 351 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,240 is led to believe that Vintersmouth was a town 352 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:41,559 that came because of the, quote unquote, fall of Lingersville. 353 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,840 Wouldn't call it that necessarily. 354 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,160 It was already being started. 355 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,920 Exactly. That's right. 356 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:58,519 Why would they do that if there wasn't a reason to move the town? 357 00:18:58,519 --> 00:18:59,720 That is a great question. 358 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:07,480 I have found in my travels some records that elude to the fact 359 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:12,440 that some families transferred wealth before the crisis. 360 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,920 And I suspect, I cannot confirm this, 361 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,440 but I do suspect that there was knowledge 362 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:26,120 ahead of public knowledge, if you know what I mean. 363 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:30,360 So you're thinking some like insider trading kind of shit going on. 364 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,160 Yeah. 365 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,519 Like the elites knew something was going to go wrong 366 00:19:34,519 --> 00:19:37,559 and started making plans to get out. 367 00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:42,919 Or did somebody poison the well? 368 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:50,519 That is a possible piece of the puzzle, yes. 369 00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,359 I can't substantiate that. 370 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:59,480 I've only kind of pieced together different transitions 371 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,879 and different ledgers and that sort of thing 372 00:20:01,879 --> 00:20:03,559 and come to my own conclusions. 373 00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:04,779 Right. 374 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:09,180 It's hard to stand on speculation when the evidence just isn't there sometimes. 375 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:09,740 Exactly. 376 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:16,059 When everything in the historical record points to the fact of the timeline 377 00:20:16,059 --> 00:20:17,980 that adds up, so to speak. 378 00:20:20,139 --> 00:20:21,339 Interesting, though. 379 00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:22,779 Also, I just love gossip. 380 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:27,819 I know it's historic, but the elites being bad, 381 00:20:27,819 --> 00:20:29,899 that just plays right into my worldview. 382 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,339 Well, that's excellent. 383 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:35,019 What do you... 384 00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:37,259 Well, it sounds like you know... 385 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,259 You're an Everbane, correct? 386 00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:42,699 So you've been here for some time, 387 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,179 or at least your family has, not necessarily you. 388 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:49,579 Oh, for sure, since, I mean, for many, many generations. 389 00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:52,379 I think going back that far. 390 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:56,539 The Everbanes go back, as you mentioned, some time. 391 00:20:56,539 --> 00:21:00,139 And the dam, as much as it was... 392 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,460 I mean, the dam was framed as a public health measure. 393 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:10,300 It required unusual structural reinforcement, 394 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,580 and they had to call in several smithing families. 395 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:16,860 And there are records that the Everbanes 396 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,780 may have been one of those families. 397 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:20,160 Huh. 398 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:24,380 I mean, it would explain why we ended up here. 399 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:28,220 I mean, a dwarven smithing family, 400 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:32,779 I mean, we're definitely still a minority in this town, right? 401 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,900 So that's interesting. 402 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,579 So you're saying you think my family 403 00:21:41,579 --> 00:21:44,220 might have helped build the dam to stop the... 404 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,140 Yes. 405 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:47,660 Yeah, well, I believe so. 406 00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:53,500 If what I've read holds true, then they may have been a part of it. 407 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:59,019 I don't... I have no knowledge or information 408 00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:01,819 that would insinuate them in any way, 409 00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:03,819 other than the fact that they were called upon 410 00:22:04,619 --> 00:22:08,539 to help the public health concern. 411 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:13,420 How did building a dam help the public health concern? 412 00:22:14,779 --> 00:22:19,099 Well, the lake in and of itself, 413 00:22:19,099 --> 00:22:22,460 with conflicting accounts, of course, 414 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:28,779 was believed to be the source of the contamination. 415 00:22:28,779 --> 00:22:30,380 So damming off the lake, 416 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:34,059 removing the water from the lake. 417 00:22:34,059 --> 00:22:35,819 So they just took all that water out? 418 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:40,619 Well, over time, if you cut off the supply, 419 00:22:41,339 --> 00:22:42,700 the lake will dry up. 420 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:43,200 Right. 421 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,460 Diverted the river, 422 00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:47,180 and that's how we have the stream going to Kingston. 423 00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,140 Used to be forked. 424 00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:51,980 If you've walked along up near there, 425 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,579 where the dam is quite prominent, 426 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:55,900 the river forked. 427 00:22:55,900 --> 00:23:00,539 And that's first pass, went down to Lingersville, 428 00:23:00,539 --> 00:23:03,660 and then a lesser stream came down this way. 429 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:07,579 After the damming, more flow came down this way. 430 00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:11,420 Wouldn't one assume if there was a contamination in the water 431 00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:14,460 that it would come from a source? 432 00:23:15,339 --> 00:23:16,380 One would assume. 433 00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:18,860 I have thoughts about where you're going with that, Alydin. 434 00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:19,339 I know. 435 00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:21,500 Not everything's a conspiracy. 436 00:23:22,539 --> 00:23:23,019 But maybe. 437 00:23:23,019 --> 00:23:23,980 But some things are. 438 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,900 No, I think this very much is. 439 00:23:27,259 --> 00:23:29,980 Because agreed, something's feeding the lake, 440 00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:33,900 and there's not a problem coming from elsewhere. 441 00:23:35,019 --> 00:23:38,539 So it's not like the river going down to Kingston. 442 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:40,460 Yeah, it's the same river. 443 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:41,339 It's the same river. 444 00:23:41,339 --> 00:23:44,299 So maybe there was something on the land. 445 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:48,220 It was passing through, or someone was doing something. 446 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,740 Like a runoff situation? 447 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:52,460 I think it was something they did at the bottom of that lake. 448 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:52,859 Yeah. 449 00:23:52,859 --> 00:23:55,259 Oh, are you saying you want to get to the bottom of it? 450 00:23:55,819 --> 00:23:58,059 Yeah, and I pull up my book, Portals, Portals, Portals. 451 00:23:58,059 --> 00:23:59,660 I'm like, how else could you get a contaminant 452 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,660 in through water that's not visible? 453 00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:04,140 Oh, interesting. 454 00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:05,980 This might be a conversation. 455 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:08,620 OK, is bottom of a lake in the index 456 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:10,299 a portals, portals, portals? 457 00:24:10,299 --> 00:24:12,380 It's so hard to say portals three times. 458 00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:13,180 Why is that? 459 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:13,980 It's really hard. 460 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:15,980 I don't know. 461 00:24:17,099 --> 00:24:18,940 The thing earlier sounded a lot harder. 462 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:22,059 It's probably because of the store, Portals, Portals, 463 00:24:22,059 --> 00:24:24,220 which you're probably equating it with. 464 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:28,940 More well-known than the book, Portals, Portals, Portals. 465 00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:29,500 Exactly. 466 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,180 So you kind of just stop after the two. 467 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:34,940 Thanks, Candle. 468 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:35,900 Of course, of course. 469 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,059 More knowledge is good knowledge. 470 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,779 You're a quick one, Alydin. 471 00:24:41,660 --> 00:24:43,180 You're asking really good questions. 472 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:43,660 Thanks. 473 00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:46,140 I'm sure they're going to get me into a lot of trouble one day. 474 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:49,259 Sounds like Alydin doesn't have to do that homework 475 00:24:49,259 --> 00:24:50,620 you mentioned earlier. 476 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,620 No, no, Alydin has to do that homework. 477 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,180 Won't take you long, Alydin. 478 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:57,900 Don't worry. 479 00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:00,060 We'll get it done before we head to Lingersville, 480 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:03,100 which, yeah, Alydin's going to be gone for a little while. 481 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,660 Oh, sorry, you're heading to Lingersville. 482 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,340 Oh, did I say that? 483 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:07,840 Yeah. 484 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,540 You did, but that's fine. 485 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:13,980 We're camping. 486 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:16,539 We just want to make sure that everything is fine 487 00:25:16,539 --> 00:25:18,700 and we're not going to get some sort of weird disease. 488 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:23,579 So you're going there to see if you're not 489 00:25:23,579 --> 00:25:24,700 going to get some sort of- 490 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:26,620 No, no, we came to check with you. 491 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,620 It was so nice meeting you. 492 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,860 Thank you so much for your information. 493 00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:32,620 That was fantastic. 494 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:35,900 We have a thing. 495 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:36,539 We got to go. 496 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:38,299 Oh, right, the thing, of course. 497 00:25:38,299 --> 00:25:39,099 The thing, right, guys? 498 00:25:39,099 --> 00:25:40,059 Are you ready for camping? 499 00:25:41,099 --> 00:25:41,500 Okay. 500 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,779 It's a family trip. 501 00:25:42,779 --> 00:25:43,279 Okay. 502 00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:44,620 Great. 503 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:48,700 Well, I'll see you in a couple days, it sounds like. 504 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,900 With the homework. 505 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:50,620 Let's go. 506 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:51,980 With the homework. 507 00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:53,660 Here, take a booklet. 508 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:55,819 This is what we'll be working on for the next two days. 509 00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:56,539 Okay, thanks. 510 00:25:56,539 --> 00:25:57,900 You actually have to read this one. 511 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,059 This is how I wish I could behave in real life. 512 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,099 Awkward conversation. 513 00:26:01,099 --> 00:26:02,220 I actually need to leave. 514 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:04,380 I just have to not be here right now. 515 00:26:04,380 --> 00:26:05,180 Just walk away. 516 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:05,680 Goodbye. 517 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:07,900 Yeah, I love it. 518 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,140 You exit the hallway and are heading back 519 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:14,140 towards the front entry into the open courtyard. 520 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,060 Kids are playing on the playground. 521 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:18,060 What do you do? 522 00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:18,940 Where do you want to go? 523 00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:21,340 Guys, are you sure we shouldn't tell anybody 524 00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:25,900 that there is a sentient paper hallmaster monitor 525 00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:27,180 being in the basement? 526 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:29,100 I don't want to tell Tally. 527 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,860 She's just going to go down there. 528 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:31,980 Yeah. 529 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,660 Yeah, no, we don't want the kids to know. 530 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,540 I mean, that was the one hard question I had, so. 531 00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:35,340 Yeah, but like. 532 00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:38,380 Okay. 533 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:38,780 Is it responsible? 534 00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:39,660 What's the benefit? 535 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,140 What's the benefit of letting someone know? 536 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,220 In case he gets out. 537 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:48,220 Never got out before, and he's been there 538 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:49,980 for like 250 years. 539 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,180 All right, so what you're saying is 540 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:57,180 you guys will be held responsible if anything happens. 541 00:26:57,180 --> 00:27:00,620 Well, I don't love the way that's framed. 542 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:01,900 I mean, that's kind of how it's been. 543 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:05,259 I mean, you know, Cav literally went on trial for something. 544 00:27:05,259 --> 00:27:05,580 True. 545 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:06,700 So we're kind of. 546 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:07,500 You know what? 547 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,380 We kind of are responsible, I guess, actually. 548 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,099 Thanks, Buzzard. 549 00:27:11,099 --> 00:27:11,740 You're right. 550 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:12,380 Yeah. 551 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,380 It sounded bad, but it's just accurate. 552 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:17,579 Yeah, we're responsible for everything that happens to us. 553 00:27:17,579 --> 00:27:19,339 So we're kind of responsible. 554 00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:21,680 Okay. 555 00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:22,960 Okay. 556 00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:25,180 Do you feel okay, Alydin? 557 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:26,460 Yeah, I guess so. 558 00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:28,140 See, if we told somebody and they went down there 559 00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:30,380 and got hurt, we'd also be responsible for that. 560 00:27:32,059 --> 00:27:33,819 Damned if you do, damned if you don't. 561 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:34,779 That's right. 562 00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:35,980 Okay, fair. 563 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:39,339 Are we bringing Alistair to Lingersville? 564 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:41,099 Oh, um. 565 00:27:41,099 --> 00:27:42,860 Yeah, we need a tester. 566 00:27:43,819 --> 00:27:44,319 What? 567 00:27:44,779 --> 00:27:45,279 What? 568 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:57,019 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season four, episode 58, 569 00:27:57,019 --> 00:27:59,099 starring Amy More as Alydin, 570 00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:01,339 Carla Maxdead as Bonwyn Everbane, 571 00:28:01,339 --> 00:28:03,579 Tom Laird as Kavlaranan Goldweave, 572 00:28:03,579 --> 00:28:06,059 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, 573 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,779 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 574 00:28:08,779 --> 00:28:12,539 Dialogue, editing, and sound design of today's episode is by Russ More. 575 00:28:12,539 --> 00:28:15,019 Our community manager is Jessica Babyok. 576 00:28:15,019 --> 00:28:16,859 Music is from Epidemic Sound, 577 00:28:16,859 --> 00:28:19,019 and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound, 578 00:28:19,019 --> 00:28:21,099 Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 579 00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:23,819 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. 580 00:28:23,819 --> 00:28:26,379 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 581 00:28:26,379 --> 00:28:27,339 Gabriel Lynch, 582 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:28,539 Jessica Babyok, 583 00:28:28,539 --> 00:28:29,740 Angaron Kierzen, 584 00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:30,619 Perry Matey, 585 00:28:30,619 --> 00:28:31,899 Count Waterflame, 586 00:28:31,899 --> 00:28:32,859 Jacob Madden, 587 00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,220 Old School Gamer D, 588 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:35,100 Craig Zeiss, 589 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,460 and L.A. 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