1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,160 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:07,759 Bizard, Alydin and Kavlarananan are the three people in this room. 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:14,599 You've just been, Alydin in particular, you've just been handed this, what looks like a hall pass to you 4 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:21,359 by your new friend, Joe, aka the hall monitor. 5 00:00:22,039 --> 00:00:28,960 He hands it to you and he says, this allows passage without escalation. 6 00:00:29,199 --> 00:00:31,440 I do not know why that would be necessary. 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:39,359 At that you hear footsteps and a call from down the hall, coming down the stairs. 8 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:44,799 You hear the voice of Tally and Bonwyn and Tally says, I think, I think they're down here, 9 00:00:44,799 --> 00:00:46,400 but it's kind of creepy. 10 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,600 I don't want to go down here. 11 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,439 It is a little bit creepy down here. 12 00:00:49,439 --> 00:00:51,679 What are they, what are they doing down there? 13 00:00:51,679 --> 00:00:56,640 Well, they disappear down there and then somebody told me to go get you because you 14 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:07,280 guys all like to hang out and something about a person thing. 15 00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:14,319 It sounded fine the way that Alydin described it, screaming up the hall. 16 00:01:15,359 --> 00:01:19,599 Okay, I have drawn my weapon because what are we walking into? 17 00:01:19,599 --> 00:01:20,319 I don't know. 18 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:21,920 Well, I'm not walking into anything. 19 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:22,879 You have fun. 20 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:23,840 No, okay, yeah. 21 00:01:24,719 --> 00:01:25,599 Thanks, Tally. 22 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,280 Yeah, it is creepy. 23 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,040 They're just down there. 24 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,240 Okay. 25 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,280 You guys still down there? 26 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:33,520 Yeah. 27 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,480 Yeah, we're here for you. 28 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,520 Just follow their voices. 29 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,600 That's what I do when I get lost. 30 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,040 You scoot on out of here. 31 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,400 All right, we'll see you later. 32 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,720 I'll just set the timer again. 33 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,640 15 minutes. 34 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,440 You got it. 35 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,880 Hey, where, what's going on? 36 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:56,640 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More, He-Him. 37 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,159 Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, She-Her. 38 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:01,519 Would you know it if you saw it? 39 00:02:01,519 --> 00:02:04,560 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, She-Her. 40 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,879 Say something that only you guys would know. 41 00:02:06,879 --> 00:02:09,840 Tom Laird as Kavlarananan Goldweave, He-Him. 42 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,000 You are a pillar of the community. 43 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,120 And Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, He-Him. 44 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,719 I was really hoping you would say no. 45 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:22,400 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported show so every twist, every triumph, every 46 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:26,639 truly questionable decision is possible because of listeners like you. 47 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:32,000 Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and now fuck it, let's play. 48 00:02:36,079 --> 00:02:38,000 And sorry, we're in the basement of the school. 49 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,599 Of the school, yes. 50 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:43,759 You've gone down into, well you went down into a basement and then there's like a 51 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:47,199 sub basement that was behind some filing cabinets. 52 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:50,560 This whole town is under ridden with secrets. 53 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,799 Yes, exactly. 54 00:02:54,159 --> 00:03:00,399 So yeah, dust and cobwebs and you see an open door down at the end of this long hallway. 55 00:03:01,199 --> 00:03:03,280 And that's where the voices of your friends are coming. 56 00:03:04,159 --> 00:03:12,079 Make your way down there and step in and I will read aloud the description of this room 57 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,360 more or less again. 58 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:21,040 You see your three friends and they are surrounding a humanoid, a vaguely humanoid 59 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:21,439 figure. 60 00:03:21,439 --> 00:03:25,520 He's constructed of lacquered wood or they're constructed of lacquered wood, 61 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:30,080 brass hinges and layered parchment that stretches across a narrow frame. 62 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:37,120 A small iron bell hangs from one wrist and a clipboard is fused into the other arm. 63 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,240 The page is yellowed but pristine. 64 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:44,960 And where a face should be, there's only blank parchment. 65 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:52,240 And as you step into this room you see that on the floor there are runes that are faintly 66 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:57,200 etched in a circular manner around the room. 67 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:03,840 There are various filing cabinets all covered in a very thick layer of dust in this space. 68 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,320 And a desk on the opposite side. 69 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:13,759 And there looks to be just a few footsteps coming from that desk that end with this 70 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:14,799 figure in the middle. 71 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,360 Hi, friends. 72 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,319 Do I need this? 73 00:04:20,319 --> 00:04:24,560 And I show them my to be determined. 74 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,759 I don't think so. 75 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,199 Okay. 76 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,920 No, but I'm glad you're here. 77 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,480 Real quick. 78 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:32,159 We have a new friend. 79 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,159 This is Joe. 80 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:35,920 Hi, Joe. 81 00:04:36,879 --> 00:04:38,720 Violence is not necessary here. 82 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:40,319 Great. 83 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:42,480 Great. 84 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,840 Okay, I'm glad. 85 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,800 Joe is the hall monitor for the school. 86 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:53,439 Oh, the secret underground lair of the school? 87 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,000 No, just this one room school. 88 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,000 Oh, I see. 89 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,160 This part of the school that only exists. 90 00:05:03,759 --> 00:05:04,080 Okay. 91 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:09,279 Hey, you should stand inside that circle and see if you hear something familiar. 92 00:05:10,159 --> 00:05:12,240 Oh, that's that's really cryptic. 93 00:05:13,039 --> 00:05:13,759 Okay. 94 00:05:13,759 --> 00:05:17,680 Are you guys really my friends or you're freaking me out? 95 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:18,479 No, sorry. 96 00:05:18,479 --> 00:05:20,000 That only you guys would know. 97 00:05:22,079 --> 00:05:25,199 I have a pretty cool tattoo on my back. 98 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,719 Oh, you I mean, that's true. 99 00:05:26,719 --> 00:05:31,439 I feel like everybody might know about that stretch. 100 00:05:31,439 --> 00:05:33,279 I feel like Joe would think it was pretty cool. 101 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:34,640 Absolutely. 102 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,480 This is the target audience. 103 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,920 Joe is the target audience. 104 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:40,080 Okay. 105 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,360 Yeah, I'll stand in the circle and see if I hear something. 106 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:44,560 He's not dangerous. 107 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,480 Because I trust you implicitly. 108 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:47,760 Thank you. 109 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:52,480 I hope you're my real friends, not weird fake versions of them. 110 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,400 I would never be fake. 111 00:05:54,400 --> 00:06:00,720 Bonwyn, you step into this rune circle and immediately 112 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,320 everybody else sees that this is a different reaction. 113 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,560 The room itself reacts before the circle does. 114 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,960 The air grows warm. 115 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:18,800 The dust lifts, not swirling, but settling inward. 116 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,720 The bell on the hall monitor vibrates without ringing. 117 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,840 And then the runes flicker once. 118 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:28,880 Then they don't glow. 119 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:30,560 They steady. 120 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:37,680 You hear in your head, Bonwyn, you hear an older voice 121 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:42,320 than perhaps you've heard in to date. 122 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,400 Because you've been, everybody's been hearing voices. 123 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:52,240 It's older and slower and it says load bearing. 124 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,560 Then there's a pause. 125 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,240 Continuity through pressure. 126 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,400 You feel a heaviness in your shoulders 127 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:09,840 as though something unseen has settled there. 128 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,840 Do you hear anything? 129 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,640 Well, it said load bearing. 130 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,040 Did you guys hear that? 131 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:21,520 No. 132 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:21,760 No. 133 00:07:21,759 --> 00:07:23,680 Oh, load bearing. 134 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,839 Continuity under pressure. 135 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:29,199 It didn't say what it said when you put the book in the pedestal? 136 00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:30,639 That one time? 137 00:07:30,639 --> 00:07:31,139 No. 138 00:07:33,439 --> 00:07:36,240 Bizarre, roll me a perception, please. 139 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:37,839 Okay. 140 00:07:37,839 --> 00:07:42,159 This is Carla not remembering, but I'm pretty sure that was something different. 141 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:44,319 That is a 22. 142 00:07:45,039 --> 00:07:50,800 Bonwyn's describing this and you see on the opposite side of the rune circle, 143 00:07:51,439 --> 00:07:53,360 catches your eye before anyone else, 144 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:59,120 you see a new rune being etched into the outer ring. 145 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,360 It's metallic, not inked like the others. 146 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:07,600 And as you see that come to fruition, 147 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:12,080 a low tonal hum begins to fill the room. 148 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:15,759 Is that bad? 149 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,400 Should I jump out of here, guys? 150 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:22,240 Did that happen before? 151 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:22,560 No. 152 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,280 What's happening? 153 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:30,400 Joe freezes and then says very softly, 154 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:32,879 faculty? 155 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:36,080 No. 156 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,440 Infrastructure. 157 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,159 It looks at you, Bonwyn. 158 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,519 Doesn't say anything else. 159 00:08:51,359 --> 00:08:53,359 Infrastructure would make sense. 160 00:08:53,359 --> 00:08:55,599 Did he assign roles to you? 161 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:58,579 No. 162 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:01,120 Not cool enough for that, I guess. 163 00:09:02,879 --> 00:09:05,519 But you have like, oh, he's the hall monitor. 164 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,519 And he has a roster. 165 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:11,199 Oh, but he didn't say you were on the roster? 166 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,799 I'm, what did he say? 167 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,159 I'm unassignable. 168 00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:20,399 I'm yet to be assigned. 169 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,040 I feel like those are two very different things. 170 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,880 Pending determination. 171 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:27,680 Pending determination. 172 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,640 Okay, so we can just roll with what you said. 173 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,600 That was close enough. 174 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,320 Okay, infrastructure. 175 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,600 So I'm like, part of this place? 176 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:45,220 Maybe. 177 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,440 In ways. 178 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,840 I did feel when the words were spoken, 179 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,480 like a weight was put on me. 180 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,960 Not like a weight lifting, like the opposite, 181 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,840 like something settled on to me. 182 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,720 Well, you are a pillar of the community. 183 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,160 I mean, that's kind of a funny pun, 184 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,920 but also accurate. 185 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,800 Yeah, very accurate. 186 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,160 I mean, it's likely that your ancestors contributed 187 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:19,839 to the building, the creation of this building. 188 00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:20,799 For sure. 189 00:10:20,799 --> 00:10:22,159 Yeah, absolutely. 190 00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:24,719 Joe, do you know who built this place? 191 00:10:24,719 --> 00:10:25,519 Who built the school? 192 00:10:26,079 --> 00:10:28,879 I don't believe I'm authorized to remember that. 193 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,159 Oh yeah, Joe has a lot of problems with that. 194 00:10:32,159 --> 00:10:32,659 Right. 195 00:10:33,439 --> 00:10:36,559 Even though I might be related to them? 196 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:38,719 Was there an Everbane on your list? 197 00:10:38,719 --> 00:10:40,399 He looks at the clipboard, 198 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:43,120 and you don't see anything on the clipboard. 199 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,240 He's flipping pages. 200 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,679 No, I don't see an Everbane. 201 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:53,840 Let me check my files, 202 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,840 and he goes over to some of the cabinets. 203 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,919 Well, he's doing that. 204 00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:04,399 You guys, are we OK down here? 205 00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:05,919 Why did Stally have to set a timer? 206 00:11:05,919 --> 00:11:06,480 Still not sure. 207 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:06,799 Not sure. 208 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:07,299 OK. 209 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,680 Well, just in case. 210 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:10,320 Just a precaution. 211 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,039 OK, OK. 212 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,199 Just a check on us every once in a while. 213 00:11:13,199 --> 00:11:14,159 That's really smart. 214 00:11:14,159 --> 00:11:16,159 And thank you for sending her to get me. 215 00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:16,799 I didn't. 216 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:18,079 We didn't send. 217 00:11:18,079 --> 00:11:18,559 I'm kidding. 218 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:19,279 I'm fucking with you. 219 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,279 We were actually wondering how you got here. 220 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:25,439 Who brought you? 221 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:27,839 Are you actually Bonwyn? 222 00:11:27,839 --> 00:11:29,279 Oh my god, we didn't even check. 223 00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:32,159 We should have keywords or like, you know. 224 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:32,879 We should. 225 00:11:32,879 --> 00:11:34,159 Secret handshakes. 226 00:11:34,159 --> 00:11:34,719 Yeah. 227 00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:35,759 Yeah, password. 228 00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:38,240 So we know if someone tries to pick us up from school, 229 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,039 it's not our mom. 230 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,759 So Bonwyn, just so that you know, 231 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:43,919 this school's been doing really weird stuff lately. 232 00:11:43,919 --> 00:11:47,039 Like we're not, I don't think it's Joe's fault. 233 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,159 Like the school school? 234 00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:48,959 Yeah. 235 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:49,519 OK. 236 00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:53,839 Like desks are groaning, and the bell just kind of, 237 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,519 it has its own schedule. 238 00:11:56,159 --> 00:12:00,639 Hall notes, like hall passes have been changing. 239 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:02,240 OK. 240 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,919 So just more weird stuff, but specifically at the school. 241 00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:06,719 Yeah. 242 00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:07,519 But like. 243 00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:08,879 But everybody's safe? 244 00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:10,000 Are the kids all OK? 245 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:10,720 I don't know. 246 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,720 Tally got a hall pass to go to the bathroom, 247 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:17,439 and then it changed, and then she totally forgot to pee. 248 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:20,079 Oh, I hate it when that happens. 249 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:21,279 Yeah. 250 00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:21,759 But like. 251 00:12:23,199 --> 00:12:24,720 I still think that was weird, 252 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,840 because it's not like a, usually you, 253 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,759 people don't remind you, your body is like, 254 00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:30,639 oh, hey, remember? 255 00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:31,600 Exactly. 256 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:34,559 Oh, and there's a knocker that was talking. 257 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,439 Oh yeah, asking for a real question. 258 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,200 Oh. 259 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:39,680 Yes. 260 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,640 Was it being rude? 261 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,720 Like that book that was in the center of town, 262 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,480 and like calling people out? 263 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,280 I mean, not really. 264 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,280 It was just asking a visitor to the school 265 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,440 what they were doing, what they were doing there, 266 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,160 and who they were. 267 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,800 But like, it felt invasive at the time. 268 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,280 That's fair. 269 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,600 But it was to the door of the classroom we were in. 270 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,800 So not even the school. 271 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,240 True, just the classroom. 272 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,880 Kavlarananan was already in the school. 273 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,480 I'm not sure. 274 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,639 But I think Joe. 275 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:11,759 But no ink's been bleeding and attacking or anything, 276 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:12,480 so that's. 277 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,360 Not that I've seen. 278 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:13,680 No. 279 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:14,080 Okay. 280 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:14,720 No. 281 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,560 Okay, that's, I mean, that's better. 282 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,720 There is an obvious connection to that here. 283 00:13:23,039 --> 00:13:23,759 So. 284 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:29,759 This guy also has a roster from like 250 years ago. 285 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,720 Oh, interesting. 286 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,080 But no ever been on there. 287 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,639 I thought my family had been here that long, but. 288 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:41,120 Well, I mean, your family of craftsmen, perhaps. 289 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:46,960 They just constantly passing down the family business. 290 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,460 Yeah. 291 00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:52,159 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 292 00:13:52,159 --> 00:13:52,639 Jesus. 293 00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:53,680 It's the middle. 294 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,159 Right on into it. 295 00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:56,560 I just sometimes find myself in the middle. 296 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,879 You wander through on a darkened path. 297 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,399 I had no idea what they say. 298 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:00,720 The sun clears. 299 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,000 You think you're going to visit your grandma. 300 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,039 The sun clears. 301 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,120 And all of a sudden, you're in the middle. 302 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:05,759 Yes. 303 00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:06,879 Yeah. 304 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:10,879 On the trip to grandmother's house, we go down to the middle. 305 00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:10,960 Exactly. 306 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,080 Hey, have you got your grandma to listen to Dumbgeons and Dragons yet? 307 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:14,720 You should sign us. 308 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,360 My grandmas love us. 309 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,879 Grandmas can't get enough of us. 310 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:19,279 Saucy grandmas. 311 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:20,799 That's the untapped market. 312 00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:22,559 Saucy grandmas. 313 00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:26,319 Yeah, grandmas who, you know, live through that satanic panic 314 00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:30,559 and they're ready to play D&D. 315 00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:31,919 Yeah, we want their ears. 316 00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:33,200 We want them listening to us. 317 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,439 Dungeons is hot for grandmas. 318 00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:41,519 And you know what, a little kind of a schedule change we haven't been the most on 319 00:14:41,519 --> 00:14:43,840 because there's been illnesses and things happening, 320 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:48,240 but we are officially going to do bi-weekly for the next few weeks 321 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,399 just to kind of get back on track. 322 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:53,840 So there's no like, you know, expectation, all that sort of stuff. 323 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,120 But just to let you know. 324 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:57,600 That life is happening. 325 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,000 Let's just set an expectation so you don't have an expectation. 326 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,319 We're going to dial back the expectation that we had. 327 00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:04,720 Yeah. 328 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,160 Talk to your grandma. 329 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:10,800 She'll explain that sometimes life throws up some roadblocks. 330 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,879 And we're giving you time to go listen whether yes. 331 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:16,000 Go to her. 332 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,960 This would be a great summer time with your grandparents. 333 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:19,519 That's right. 334 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,279 Or elderly aunts and uncles. 335 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:23,200 Called your grandparents recently. 336 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,720 Listen party. 337 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,120 Be like, oh, okay. 338 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:27,279 Right. 339 00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:29,279 You don't know what to talk about with your grandparents. 340 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,800 You just sit down. 341 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,160 Nice hot cup of coffee. 342 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,200 Maybe some tea. 343 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,440 Let me tell you a little tale from Vinter Smith. 344 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,400 And press play. 345 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,080 Also, I think I've advocated this before. 346 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,920 But if you're over like helping them with tech stuff, 347 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,000 just subscribe to the podcast on their device. 348 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,240 Download the background. 349 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,200 They won't ever know. 350 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,160 It's totally fine. 351 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,600 Or maybe one day it pops up. 352 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,720 They're like, what's this? 353 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,520 What the hell is this? 354 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,160 They give it a listen. 355 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,759 So that's all we're talking about today is that we're going to slow down. 356 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:04,480 So you've got time to catch up with your grandparents, okay? 357 00:16:05,679 --> 00:16:06,319 You're welcome. 358 00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:06,799 Yes. 359 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,120 We're doing you a favor, it turns out. 360 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:13,279 And once you're all caught up or anywhere along the way that you deem necessary, 361 00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:15,840 please visit us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 362 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,120 Where when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you guys. 363 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,200 You can't see this, but I made a spreadsheet. 364 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,319 I can see it. 365 00:16:22,319 --> 00:16:23,120 Oh yeah. 366 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,399 Amy can see it. 367 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:25,360 It's real guys. 368 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,319 It's got check marks. 369 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,360 It has boxes to click. 370 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,480 It's got spots for episodes where we dedicated people. 371 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,480 She getting organized. 372 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,039 That's right. 373 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:34,960 Oh, sorry. 374 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,240 Episode dedicated to you. 375 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:40,480 Like today's patron, Zayde Von Sieger. 376 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,480 Thanks, Zayde. 377 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,120 Wow. 378 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,320 What a fucking awesome name. 379 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:44,560 I know. 380 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,000 I feel like I say that every time. 381 00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:51,120 I know, but I feel like everyone has an awesome name. 382 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,720 It's like no one has a bad smile because all have awesome names. 383 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:54,960 Yeah. 384 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,320 Thank you. 385 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,800 Zayde particularly has a nice smile though. 386 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,960 We probably all agree, right? 387 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,320 Warm. 388 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,520 Yes. 389 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,000 Warm. 390 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,640 Yeah. 391 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,800 Reaches the eyes really beautifully. 392 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,320 Zayde is someone who calls and catches up with their grandparents 393 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,200 and listens to Dumbgeons and Dragons all the time. 394 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,160 Absolutely. 395 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:16,320 Be more like Zayde. 396 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,039 Yeah, that's right. 397 00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:18,080 Be more like Zayde. 398 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:18,560 That's right. 399 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,519 Can't go wrong. 400 00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:19,759 Okay. 401 00:17:19,759 --> 00:17:21,519 Head over to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 402 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:22,400 We hope to see you over there. 403 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,640 Thank you so much for listening and we'll talk to you soon. 404 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,519 Get you back to the episode. 405 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:25,759 Love you. 406 00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:26,000 Bye. 407 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,720 How do I end these? 408 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,120 I don't know. 409 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:27,520 Love you. 410 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:27,760 Bye. 411 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,240 Bye. 412 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,280 Hashtag be like Zayde. 413 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:40,320 Joe's been filing through one of these cabinets and he pulls it pulls out the cabinet drawer 414 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:46,240 and it's stuck halfway and you can kind of see over his shoulder like all of the files 415 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:50,800 are old and worn and yellowing and he's filtering through and even like tries to 416 00:17:51,119 --> 00:18:00,319 pull back some and pulls out a folder and flips it open and he says and so you said 417 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:01,519 Everbane, correct? 418 00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:03,519 Yeah, Everbane. 419 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:03,759 Yeah. 420 00:18:04,399 --> 00:18:13,200 Holds a file with a header that you can see that says Lingersville Academy final roster. 421 00:18:13,519 --> 00:18:17,519 The pages stop mid year. 422 00:18:17,519 --> 00:18:24,960 Names fade toward the end but one name does jump out and he points to it and it says 423 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:30,400 Malin Everbrain Everbrain Malin Everbane. 424 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,720 She was a nerd. 425 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,480 That's what the kids called her to make fun of her. 426 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,519 That was hilarious. 427 00:18:35,519 --> 00:18:36,640 Malin Everbrain. 428 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,000 Everbrain over here. 429 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,120 Status on the roster says age 12. 430 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,200 Apprentice track. 431 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,120 Craft in brackets. 432 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:49,440 Malin that's that's my like great great great great great great grandma. 433 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:58,080 You know guys the one with the forge and the oh that great great great great great 434 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,880 great grandma and Lingersville. 435 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:07,040 Yeah that's the that's the town that's no more. 436 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,080 Yeah when was the last time someone checked? 437 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:15,440 If it is no more things aren't the same as they were before. 438 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:23,040 Yeah oh well we talked about going there didn't we we were gonna because the weird 439 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,720 things were happening and we were like let's go where the weird things are happening. 440 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:32,320 I think and then instead you guys came down to this much closer place where weird things 441 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,840 are happening so I get it. 442 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,920 Well it just kind of you know we were here talking about school and then. 443 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,880 Plus like it's really hot for a long walk like that right now. 444 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:46,000 It's true it's actually I mean it's it's nice down here subterranean you know. 445 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,400 Yeah. 446 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:46,960 Keeps it cool. 447 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:56,320 I do think that this was it all feels too convenient but it's kind of pointing back 448 00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:01,360 towards Lingersville something is just drawing us towards that I mean because 449 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:08,160 the students coming from there that's being tied to it this I don't know it seems like 450 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:13,279 it's the right direction to go and this just gives me maybe more confidence in that decision. 451 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:19,759 Yeah question did we ever get any information about whether or not the kids 452 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,960 who came back from the fae were in the roster? 453 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,960 Oh right yep. 454 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,480 Yeah we had discussed like oh we should see if some of those kids that have been away 455 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,320 for forever were from Lingersville. 456 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:40,000 No we have we would not have gotten any of that information to at this point. 457 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,159 No on the on the roster there are a few other names that you can see. 458 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:48,879 I would love those names what do we got we got a Knops we got a what do we got? 459 00:20:49,520 --> 00:21:04,400 Loris Harrison age 9 noble track civic studies Elric River RYVER age 14 military preparatory 460 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:16,800 Heron Linger age 16 advanced commerce Junel Foison age 11 athletics and navigation 461 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:28,079 and A Grieves age is redacted clerical apprentice and name is also partially redacted hence 462 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,440 just the A. 463 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:38,639 So the real founders of Lingersville it sounds like Linger and then Foison is yeah huh well 464 00:21:38,639 --> 00:21:41,119 it makes me uneasy but I don't have a good reason for that. 465 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,319 Right. 466 00:21:42,879 --> 00:21:46,720 Joe how long have you been the hall monitor here a long a long time? 467 00:21:47,279 --> 00:21:54,480 I've been the hall monitor since since the academy was founded. 468 00:21:55,039 --> 00:22:02,000 And who hmm this feels rude who made you? 469 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,519 Probably not authorized to remember that. 470 00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:09,599 Oh okay yeah of course you guys asked of course yeah. 471 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:14,000 I believe I used to report upward. 472 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,800 Right that makes sense. 473 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,080 Like to the headmaster? 474 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,760 I believe so. 475 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,280 Who was the headmaster? 476 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,920 I don't believe I'm authorized to remember that. 477 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,520 It's not like on any forms anywhere. 478 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,880 I was gonna say maybe a file somewhere. 479 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,760 Are we permitted to go through these files or? 480 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,120 Oh please. 481 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,280 He steps aside. 482 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,480 And I was really hoping you would say no I don't want to. 483 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,000 Yeah no there's so many. 484 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,200 That's like oh I don't know what we'd be looking for. 485 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,160 I tried that one with oak too it didn't work with him either. 486 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:50,800 Okay. 487 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,920 I've misplaced a ledger and he looks like he goes 488 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,120 I think deep into thought and then flips on his clipboard again. 489 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:03,680 I think himself goes over to one of the cabinets and begins searching through the files. 490 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:06,640 Not here. 491 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,800 Do you want us to help you look for it? 492 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,200 Yeah you give us like. 493 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:17,920 Tell us what it looks like and we're happy to help. 494 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,360 We're really good at finding stuff. 495 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,759 I don't remember the specifics of it but 496 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,560 there's something I feel important about it I just can't place it. 497 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,120 Would you know it if you saw it? 498 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,240 I hope I would. 499 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,759 Russ can I use my eye for detail to do a perception check 500 00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:40,400 to try and find a hidden creature or object or to uncover or decipher clues? 501 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,200 Sure. 502 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:46,079 I don't have a good plus for perception but let's see how she rolls. 503 00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:49,680 Not great that's a plus zero. 504 00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:51,359 12. 505 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,960 Okay you're looking around and like large I mean largely 506 00:23:58,879 --> 00:24:03,200 everything in this room has been untouched except for the couple drawers that he's 507 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,799 opened the footsteps of all of you around on the floor. 508 00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:14,880 You begin like checking drawers yourself and all of you and Bon when you get to a drawer 509 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,039 that seemingly won't open. 510 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,920 Do you do you have a key for this one Joe? 511 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:28,160 No none nope none no none none none none none none. 512 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,039 The drawers should not require any keys or locks. 513 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:39,440 Oh okay maybe I just need to really like put my weight into it so I kind of like 514 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,319 You can do it. 515 00:24:40,319 --> 00:24:45,680 Spread my leg lower center of gravity and just like really reef on it. 516 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,120 Sure uh roll a strength check. 517 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:52,480 Sure I do oh that's just a 10. 518 00:24:53,920 --> 00:25:01,519 You hear whatever is jamming it like like straining like you're picturing you putting 519 00:25:01,759 --> 00:25:06,480 your feet up like now pulling on it like in a bit of a comical style. 520 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:14,240 Part of it gives way a little bit so that like there's only just the faintest view 521 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,680 inside the drawer but it doesn't budge beyond that. 522 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,400 Can somebody do you guys want to try? 523 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,720 Oh oh oh okay okay um I want to cast Mage Hand. 524 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:31,759 I go over and I crack my knuckles and and I look a Bizard who probably looks like he's 525 00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:39,039 about to give some sort of like helpful like way to go and I was like I I got this I got 526 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:42,559 this I got this because I'm embarrassed from what happened last time so. 527 00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:43,120 Mind Hand. 528 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:54,640 Mind Hand so I want to essentially put my super thin little mage hand in and if I can 529 00:25:55,520 --> 00:26:02,640 if there's like a move that spatula that's blocking the that or grab files and slip them out 530 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:12,000 because sure it's open I'm sure a page with them out at least uh so I I do that I think 531 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,960 really hard and I try not to get into my own head about it. 532 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,759 Okay describe to me what it looks like as it as it works this is the second time you've 533 00:26:19,759 --> 00:26:22,480 done this today and you're feeling confident. 534 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:31,839 Oh yeah yeah I'm getting better um so as I'm thinking about it I'm doing a weird hand wiggly 535 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:43,119 motion which is unnecessary I'm sure um and then the same shiny color of my eye 536 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:48,079 is the color of my mage hand so um and it's kind of wispy and a little smoky and 537 00:26:48,079 --> 00:26:55,039 slips into the drawer and like yeah gropes around I guess I can't see it can't see 538 00:26:55,039 --> 00:27:00,159 just like whatever you touch pull it out yeah it's inside there is a single ledger in there 539 00:27:00,159 --> 00:27:05,839 that you you tamp around and grab and then you pull this book and like it strains against the 540 00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:11,519 the drawer as as Bonwyn's pulling at it to allow leaving just the littlest more room 541 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,680 um and pops out and it hands it to you. 542 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,480 You see that see that's amazing. 543 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,480 Well done yep great job. 544 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,839 What's in here? 545 00:27:23,839 --> 00:27:33,839 It is a blank ledger and on the inside cover though it says index subset dash educational 546 00:27:35,519 --> 00:27:36,720 nothing else is written. 547 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,319 What if we like hold it up to the light can we see where there was writing 548 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,399 and we make an etching on it. 549 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:43,200 What does it say again? 550 00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:48,079 Index subset dash educational. 551 00:27:48,079 --> 00:27:52,480 Didn't Alistair say that the archive is indexing? 552 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,839 I just saw that in my notes you guys. 553 00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:57,679 Yeah he did. 554 00:27:58,639 --> 00:28:03,679 So this is index are does it have to is it part of the same? 555 00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:07,679 Hey Joe do you know where the the weeping archives are? 556 00:28:07,679 --> 00:28:09,200 Worth a shot great question. 557 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:09,700 Yeah. 558 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:19,039 He looks down at the ledger and there's like a puzzled body language that he gives off and 559 00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:28,400 he says I don't believe I'm authorized to to remember that but that I believe is the 560 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,960 ledger that I was thinking of and he comes over and oh looks at it and. 561 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,279 Alydin you found it in the coolest way possible. 562 00:28:35,279 --> 00:28:36,080 Great job. 563 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,519 I think you found it Bonwyn. 564 00:28:37,519 --> 00:28:44,480 He looks at it takes it from you if you offer it flips through the pages I remember I 565 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,879 I don't know why I remember this book. 566 00:28:50,879 --> 00:28:56,160 Like it it may have been important or are you not supposed to know it but you do? 567 00:28:56,799 --> 00:29:00,559 I don't know and he closes it and hands it back to you. 568 00:29:00,559 --> 00:29:02,480 And sorry all the pages are blank? 569 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,319 Correct except for the inside cover. 570 00:29:04,319 --> 00:29:05,680 Where yeah yeah yeah. 571 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,880 Can you guys like I don't know like magic reveal. 572 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,640 I'm sorry I don't know how your powers are. 573 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:15,279 Oh let's write in it maybe it'll be like that book that oh writes. 574 00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:15,920 Let me try that. 575 00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:20,720 I hand it like I gesture towards Cav and I'm bizarre and I'm like 576 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:26,480 I don't want to what if I get sucked into the book I know that sounds stupid. 577 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,799 I mean you probably won't but I'll do it I'll do it it's fine. 578 00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:33,519 So Cav you go to write anything in the book? 579 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:34,799 Yeah. 580 00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:37,279 Does Joe seem worried about this as we're like? 581 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:37,519 No. 582 00:29:38,079 --> 00:29:38,720 Okay great. 583 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,359 Yeah not giving up. 584 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:43,119 I'll write out my job title at City Hall. 585 00:29:43,119 --> 00:29:50,079 You begin to write and it's it's like when a pen is out of ink like nothing appears on 586 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:55,920 the page nothing you want to write is there there's no indent in the paper as if you 587 00:29:55,920 --> 00:30:01,519 had just you know pressed too hard nothing happens to the page. 588 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,119 That's weird. 589 00:30:08,319 --> 00:30:14,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons season 4 episode 58 starring Amy More as Alydin, 590 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,319 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, 591 00:30:16,319 --> 00:30:18,480 Tom Laird as Kavlarananan Goldweave, 592 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,960 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, 593 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,680 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 594 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,440 Dialogue editing and sound design of today's episode is by Russ More. 595 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,920 Our community manager is Jessica Babyok. 596 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,920 Music is from Epidemic Sound and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound, 597 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,080 Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 598 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,800 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. 599 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,279 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 600 00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:43,440 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, 601 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,519 Angaron Kierzen, Perry Matey, 602 00:30:45,519 --> 00:30:47,759 Count Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 603 00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:50,080 Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, 604 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,440 and L.A. 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