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Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment.

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Yeah, I'll be right back with that registrar.

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What, what are you doing in this room?

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This is where I spend my time when the students aren't here. I make notes from the day. I log important events. Any gestures to the cabinets that are in the room?

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Oh, question for you. Please. You said this is where you stay when the when the children aren't here, when the students aren't here. Where did the students go?

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I presume the students went home for the day.

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Okay.

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Did you ever check upstairs? What do you mean?

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Nothing.

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How many how many students would be in this class for you to check on?

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Presently enrolled, as far as I recall, based on your questions, I have a feeling some things may have changed. But perhaps that is I that has changed. There were 37 students enrolled at this school.

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Do you do you know their names?

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I have a registrar of their names. Yes.

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Who is the baddest one?

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All students are here to learn and better themselves. There are no bad students.

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Who is the naughtiest one?

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There were some that tried the patience of the teachers. Yes. Rusty. Rusty was one.

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When when they were naughty, you know, shenanigans were happening. They've been told several times to stop. What kind of consequences are we talking about?

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Is your interest in the punishment of students?

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Well, yes, just to compare against my own experience, you know, I'd like to know what I'm getting into at this school. Or was discipline not within your purview here?

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It was just a marker of discipline. I imagine the discipline would be taken on by the teachers, which how many teachers did you say there were and what were their names?

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There were two teachers here when I was he as he as it's speaking, it appears to be gaining context from the things that you're saying.

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There were two teachers here. Last I recall, a dwarven fellow named Kill Darum and an educator went by the name of Demise.

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What's a dwarven's teacher's name again?

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Kill Darum.

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Kill Darum?

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It's better than Kill Delights.

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Kill Darum.

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And bring in the noise and bring in the fun.

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Less teaching to do comedy.

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Lessen the rule, was it?

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More, he, him. Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her.

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Are all students classified?

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Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him.

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Ask again later?

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And Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, he, him.

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Yes, please. And that, thank God. Thank you, little dice.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon-supported show, so every twist, every triumph, every truly questionable decision is possible because of listeners like you.

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Join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. And now, fuck it, let's play.

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But 270 years is not necessarily a long time for a dwarf.

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Okay, um, yeah, you were gonna ask something.

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Uh, well, yeah, no, I was just wondering, like, who made you? Is that rude?

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I did not know my manufacturer.

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Me neither.

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I'm sorry.

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So, like, the worst consequences I've gotten in school so far have been just detention.

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She looks over at Bizarre and goes, just kidding.

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Like, would the kids get detention here at this school?

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Children have received detention, writing of lines.

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Oh, line writing, yeah.

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Cleaning of various equipment around the school.

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There was never any ill intent towards the children, if that is what your question is.

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Well, you know, sometimes, you know, for their own good or whatever, that none of that happened here.

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Not under my watch.

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What city is the school in?

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This school resides in, and it looks like it's considering the three of you.

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This school resided in Vinter's mouth.

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Uh, that read was weird.

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Um, is this machine being shifty?

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I wouldn't expect it, but I've seen weird stuff.

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You can roll in sight.

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You're really liking those two tonight.

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Those twos.

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All right, that's a seven.

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I'm going to stop rolling you.

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What is happening?

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I'm getting all the twenties.

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These boys are rolling shit.

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All right.

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Yeah, unfortunately, yeah, you don't pick anything up off any sort of

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contextual feeling one way or the other.

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Who is the principal at this school?

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Well, the principalship was shared by the educators.

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Oh, so, so Keel and Demise?

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Correct.

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And who wears short shorts?

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Hmm.

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Oh, it got Russ with that one, guys.

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I don't know who wore short shorts, but boots with the fur was Demise.

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But she had the whole school looking at her.

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Twas hot in her.

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And that's where that will stop because it's in the school.

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You hear it's the school for children.

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I footsteps and a call downstairs.

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I have that registrar.

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Do you do?

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Is it safe to come down?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Thank you so much.

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Look at Alydin.

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Like, oh, I assume she's not like coming down the stairs.

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Is she?

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I thought she was like screaming from the top.

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Oh, she was screaming.

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She was very much not wanting to.

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Does anybody want to come get it?

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Sure.

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I'll, I'll, I'll be right there.

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All right, Cav, you quickly run up the stairs, grab the list.

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She says, is everything OK down there?

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We found some weird like automaton type thing that said it's like the

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guardian of the school.

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Anyway, gotta go figure this out.

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We'll be back.

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Oh, I like you have interpreted hall monitor as guardian of the school.

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I love that so much.

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I mean, what is a hall monitor if not the guardian of the school, Amy?

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I love it.

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That's someone who takes their job real seriously.

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Cav, you come back and have the registrar's list.

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So do you know how to play any cool games?

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I did not partake in playground games.

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I monitored the children.

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OK, but like X's and O's?

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I do know the rules for X's and O's.

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And did you play?

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No.

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Did no kids ask you to play?

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Children asked me to play.

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It was not my role to play.

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Did you want to play, but you didn't because it wasn't your role?

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There's been stuff I've wanted to do, but that I didn't because it wasn't.

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Like. For me.

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But I still wanted to.

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I was in charge of the children's safety.

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Russ, are there any other doors in this room, or is this kind of just

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like where this ends?

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This is where this room seems to end.

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So, yeah, in this room, there's the desk that this being was seated at.

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He's it's now standing in front of you.

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There are a few filing cabinets that do appear to have documents in them.

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Some of them are like, yeah, like a cracked open a little bit.

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How tall is this entity?

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He stands six foot four.

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Oh, so very big.

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He appears very tall in front of all of you.

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I think Cav is probably the tallest of the three of you,

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and he's still taller than Cav.

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So looking down at the floor, at the ruins that we're standing in,

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what sense can I make of what I'm seeing?

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Arconically, do you want to roll our comments, please?

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And that thank God.

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Thank you, little dice.

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That's going to be a 24. We're back.

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Damn, damn.

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Class is now in session.

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What you see just at a glance, without any sort of check,

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you see a faint circular etching in the floor.

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There's geometric precision that doesn't appear to be decorative in any way.

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It currently is not glowing.

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But when you did step inside, you saw that faint glow,

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which appeared at least context clues to activate this hall monitor.

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You see lines intersecting at odd angles

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that don't quite align with the room's general architecture.

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You spend some time as as it's talking

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and you catch something.

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The structure of the ruins resembles

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a sort of puzzle,

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and it has similarities to certain ruins that you saw in the library room.

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The geometry itself

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matches the ley line alignment diagram that you saw in that room as well.

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The magic itself, the ruins itself does not appear to be local.

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Nobody in town or nothing outside of these extra

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planar events where have you been able to tie to anything in particular.

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The system itself appears to be built

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with the same principles as the false entrance.

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And when you trace the outer ring with your eyes,

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the circle itself briefly appears larger,

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not physically, but conceptually.

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It's as though this room once existed inside something much bigger

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and then it snaps back really quick.

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OK, as you're examining it, you cross the ruins and enter into the circle.

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And as you do so, the bell that is on the hall monitor begins to tremble.

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You hear a slight

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tinkling of this bell.

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One room glows briefly.

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And you hear a whisper not coming from the hall monitor,

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but you bizarreed hear a whisper that says status pending.

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Does anybody else hear it or is it just bizarre?

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Just bizarre.

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I'm going to pull out the the the thread

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and see if there's any reaction from it.

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You pull it out and the thread tightens slightly,

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not violently, just enough to confirm that this place

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perhaps was once tied to what you're seeking.

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OK, I step out of the circle.

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The bell on the hall monitor stops vibrating and the room slowly dissipates.

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OK, I remember.

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I remember Bonwyn hearing it.

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So the voice that I heard in the false index after placing my

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tome on the pedestal repeated itself.

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And it's a lot of similar

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activity to the false index.

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What do you mean?

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Well, the I hold the thimble out and I heard the thread out

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and just kind of let the spool like float for a moment

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and then grab it up again and say also

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step in there and see if you hear what was the phrase that you heard again.

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Well, you don't even have to tell me just.

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See if you hear it.

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I don't think I said it out loud.

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Yeah, I step in to the circle.

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OK, because I trespassered.

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Alydin, you step in and

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you all hear the hall monitor's bell tremble again,

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and this time two rooms flicker.

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You know, after a brief moment, both go dark.

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You don't hear a voice, Alydin.

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The bell stops ringing as the lights go dark.

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I step back out and I shrug.

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Hmm. Nothing.

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Cav, you try. Yeah.

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OK, sure.

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Cav, you step in after Alydin exits and similar to Bazaar,

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one room illuminates a different room on the other side of the circle.

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Can I be walking around and sketching these rooms as I go?

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Sure. As they're doing things.

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I don't have specific images of them, but just right.

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I sketch rooms. Or Cav room or whatever.

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Same thing. The bell trembles.

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One of the rooms glows briefly and Cav, you hear a whisper,

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again, barely audible, that says status pending.

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Anything? Yeah, same sort of thing Bazaar had.

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Hmm.

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Why?

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Why us?

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Um, hey, why did they hear a voice and I didn't?

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I'm addressing the construct, obviously.

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I have an answer for that.

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OK, good.

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I love it when there's an answer for my question.

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Very rarely does it happen at all.

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So this is exciting.

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Welcome to the middle, everybody. How are you doing?

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Hey, we are right here.

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Wondering about you. Glad to be here.

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Oh, I'm doing great.

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You know, is living the dream of working at Target.

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Oh, shit. That's a that's a deep pull.

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It's that off screen is what that was.

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You know, it could be an inspirational time for Kyle

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just to motivate everybody is what it could be.

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That's right. Motivational words.

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What do you really want to be doing, man?

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Yeah. What do you really want to be doing?

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Because if, you know, you want to, you should try it. Yeah.

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What if you want to, like, help support your favorite podcast?

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Fucking. Oh, my gosh.

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There's a place you can do that, Carla.

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Wow. What?

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Tell me. How do I do it?

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He's the most coherent start to a middle we've had in a long time.

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Word of mouth on, like, social media.

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But if you're looking to get like something for something,

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a little squid pro crow, you know what I'm saying?

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Then we got that Patreon.

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We do. Hell, yeah, we do.

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We've had it for a while. We talk about it incessantly.

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But that's the only way to make sure people know about it,

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because they duck in, they duck out, they listen to the story.

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They wait till they get caught up.

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And then there's this constant reminder of us saying, hey,

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we love to do cool things.

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And because of your support and all of your amazing generosity

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and joining us in this community, it's allowed us to do it for.

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We're coming up on our 10 year anniversary next year, guys.

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Oh, my gosh. That's crazy.

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Damn. I'm adding it to the business agenda

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that we have to talk about our 10 year anniversary.

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OK, we got a plan for that all through year nine.

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We can't do what radio does and figure out they're halfway through

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a big milestone anniversary and then be like, well, let's do a day.

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Yeah. I mean, we could do that. Yeah.

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We'll see what happens, but let's endeavor to do better.

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Let's do we go like that.

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So good. Yeah, we got there.

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But Patreon, which when you come support us on Patreon,

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that's exactly what you're doing is you're supporting the stories

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that you love and us in creating those stories

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so that we can create more of them for you.

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Goes to help us cover the cost behind the scenes

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because making a podcast ain't free

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as much as it is free for the public.

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There's some things that come along with that.

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And it also allows us to go do really cool things like get together

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in the same city and play games together,

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which is an entirely different dynamic.

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And I'm not going to knocking on wood.

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Yes, not going to have to say it.

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Damn it, Russell.

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Come on. I want you can't lightning can't strike twice.

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It does. Yeah, it does.

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There's things specifically designed to attract it.

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And I feel like you saying that was one of them.

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Like you're a pneumonia lightning rod now.

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Yeah, it's going to come back twice.

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It's going to be that old ammonia.

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No, that's what I'm talking about.

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It's going to be the same.

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It's going to be the same.

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Monia is coming back for revenge.

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It's like, yeah, retro ammonia pneumonia.

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I joke because it was terrible.

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It was terrible.

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It was terrible.

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What wasn't terrible was that we all got to get together.

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And that was thanks to our patrons.

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It was. Yep.

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So Patreon.com slash dumb Dragoncast.

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And when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you

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like today's patron.

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Loading, loading.

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Thanks, Loading.

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Javier Lutegas.

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Thank you, Javier.

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Thank you, Javier.

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Thank you, Javier.

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Got it in one.

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Join us today at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragoncast.

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We hope to see you over there.

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Now we'll get you back to this episode.

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Thanks for being here. Love you. Bye.

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Love you. Bye.

325
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It looks to consider your question and then

326
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goes to it takes a couple steps towards you.

327
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Do you do anything?

328
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No, I don't back up or anything.

329
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I'm feeling pretty chill about this guy. Sure.

330
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I step forward a little bit.

331
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Sure, it it sees you step like, you know, kind of in the way

332
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and it pauses and takes a step back and

333
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turns to you, Bazaar, apologies.

334
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I am moving to the filing cabinet

335
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on the other side of the room.

336
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If you would just I can move further.

337
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No, sorry. Yeah.

338
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And I shove Bazaar.

339
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I go, Bazaar.

340
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I step back.

341
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Don't embarrass me.

342
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He kind of takes a side step around

343
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and Alydin nods and moves to the filing cabinet

344
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and pulls one open,

345
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begins filtering through some of the files.

346
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He pulls a thin folder

347
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that you can kind of see over his shoulder.

348
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It looks like it has some meticulous script on it.

349
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And he he pulls it over.

350
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I'm trying to like. Yeah.

351
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You see over you see

352
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the header that says transitional students

353
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hold until classified.

354
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Inside you see names without ages.

355
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You're kind of skimming through as he's going.

356
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Ages without names.

357
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Marginal notes like exhibits adaptive traits.

358
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Does not respond to standard placement.

359
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Re-evaluate after alignment event.

360
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And then one page as he's flipping through

361
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that he lands on that's blank

362
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except for a single line that says

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Alydin pending determination.

364
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And it is dated for three days from now.

365
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I don't think you can be classified.

366
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What does that even mean?

367
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Uncertain.

368
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Ask again later.

369
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How does one get classified?

370
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What are the classifications?

371
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Why can't I be classified?

372
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Oh, is there.

373
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Is it a test?

374
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Do you just look at?

375
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Do you just.

376
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Did you classify them?

377
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I'm pointing to Cav and Bazaar.

378
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It is not I who classifies.

379
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Who classifies.

380
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Can I see that?

381
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He hands you the file.

382
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Damn.

383
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I hand it back to Bazaar.

384
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I didn't really want to look at it right now.

385
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It was a blank page with my name on it.

386
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That's.

387
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So who classifies?

388
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I'll open it up and look at it.

389
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I don't believe I'm authorized to remember that.

390
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Somebody's authorized your memories?

391
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Tilts his head again.

392
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I don't believe I'm authorized to remember that.

393
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I don't like that.

394
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That seems wrong.

395
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Doesn't that seem wrong?

396
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I mean, it doesn't seem great.

397
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Seems ominous.

398
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Is Tally's name in there?

399
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Why would my name be in there?

400
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When did your name get in there?

401
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So you don't know who.

402
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Is it important to be classified?

403
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I'm gonna go back to my other one.

404
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What are the classifications?

405
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I like that question.

406
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Classifications are specialties or traits

407
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that may be deemed of interest.

408
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If I ask of interest to who,

409
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are you gonna say that you're not authorized

410
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to remember that?

411
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Believe I'm authorized to remember that.

412
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Okay.

413
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What was this school for?

414
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Education.

415
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In?

416
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All subjects.

417
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Including magic?

418
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Magic is categorized.

419
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I am not.

420
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You are though.

421
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Then what is my purpose?

422
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I don't think purpose and categorization

423
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are necessarily the same thing.

424
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You've told us to protect the kids.

425
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Are you protecting them from categorization

426
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or classification?

427
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I don't believe protection of classification is necessary.

428
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Have you found anything that determines

429
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whether classification is negative in those files?

430
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Flip through these files.

431
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Doesn't appear to-

432
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Are all students classified, Bessard?

433
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I don't think that's how it works.

434
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You've never worked school administration,

435
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so I can't say that for sure.

436
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Kav, do you know somebody who,

437
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do you have a contact that knew like administration

438
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for schools or something?

439
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I mean, not off the top of my head,

440
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but probably Oak knows someone.

441
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Should we ask June?

442
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June might know.

443
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Does June even know about this?

444
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That's a great question.

445
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Who is June?

446
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I think that's the answer.

447
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June's a good friend.

448
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I wanna have like an aside with Bessard

449
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and just be like, come here.

450
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Step out of the room, yeah.

451
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What are you thinking?

452
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I don't think that like this,

453
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I'm getting the feeling that this guy

454
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isn't inherently bad,

455
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but I'm getting the feeling like he has like a trigger

456
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maybe that will make him do something bad.

457
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I think you're onto something there

458
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based off of the runes on the floor.

459
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It appears, like I said, tied to the false index

460
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or the archive in general, so.

461
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Should we ask him about the archive?

462
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I don't think he's permitted to remember that.

463
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That upsets me.

464
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I know, it's okay.

465
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It'll be okay.

466
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I look down at CQ and I go,

467
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I permit you to remember everything,

468
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just so you know.

469
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We can go check with,

470
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we know June doesn't know about this thing.

471
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What we need to figure out is.

472
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Hold on, how do we know June doesn't know about this thing?

473
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That's actually a fair point,

474
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just because it doesn't know June

475
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doesn't mean June doesn't know about it.

476
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True. They could be like,

477
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hey, there's like this weird thing in the basement,

478
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don't touch it.

479
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And as the school administrator,

480
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like maybe there's some handoff from the previous one

481
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to explain what the hell's going on?

482
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I wanna give the benefit of the doubt.

483
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Like, can we keep him?

484
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I don't think that's a good idea.

485
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I do think that we take note of this event,

486
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recognize its potential,

487
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but other than some of the oddities

488
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going on in the classrooms.

489
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We should ask him about the oddities

490
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going on in the classrooms.

491
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True, maybe it's something related.

492
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That's the next direction.

493
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Let's go.

494
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Hey, Joe, mind if I call you Joe?

495
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What'd the kids call you?

496
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,960
They just said hall monitor, didn't they?

497
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They did.

498
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Is there another name that you would prefer to be called?

499
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I have not considered it.

500
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,920
Okay, well, yeah, consider it.

501
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,760
Would you call me Joe?

502
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,560
If you like it.

503
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I don't find it distasteful.

504
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,080
Okay, if you do, let me know.

505
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I'll call you Joe.

506
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I'll stop calling you Joe.

507
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There are some weird things happening in the school, Joe.

508
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Like desks, like growling at students

509
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and like moaning, kind of complaining.

510
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The bells are ringing all by themselves at weird times.

511
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,519
Also, there's this weird knocker

512
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that is like interrogating people

513
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before it's letting them inside of the classrooms.

514
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I just developed a list out of nowhere.

515
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What do you, have you seen anything like that?

516
00:27:47,639 --> 00:27:49,079
Isn't that weird?

517
00:27:49,079 --> 00:27:53,559
I don't believe I'm authorized to remember that.

518
00:27:53,559 --> 00:27:56,119
Then it glitches briefly.

519
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,000
The runes on the floor,

520
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,319
you said they look to appear like a puzzle piece.

521
00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:04,399
I'm going to try to manipulate,

522
00:28:04,399 --> 00:28:07,919
see if it's able to be manipulated like a slid

523
00:28:08,839 --> 00:28:11,559
to actually be solved like a puzzle.

524
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,919
Are we talking like one of those tile puzzles?

525
00:28:13,919 --> 00:28:15,000
Yeah, something like that.

526
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,319
I'm thinking more so like spinning the rings

527
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:20,159
to make the picture come together is where my head's at.

528
00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:23,559
But yeah, yeah, I like that.

529
00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:25,720
Let's go with it.

530
00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:29,159
Yeah, so you are,

531
00:28:29,159 --> 00:28:32,720
let's figure out how that works with the description

532
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,599
that I gave and what you pictured.

533
00:28:34,599 --> 00:28:39,599
So you see them as like physical pieces on the floor

534
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,680
or you see them like on a wheel in the middle of the floor.

535
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,440
Yeah, so you described them as like a geometric precision

536
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,280
and they don't seem to match up.

537
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,480
It's like they're like off kilter from each other.

538
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,600
So I'm imagining they probably need to be like shifted

539
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,200
so that the,

540
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,760
so essentially the ley lines that they're representing

541
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:05,760
are readjusted to look proper by magical standards.

542
00:29:05,799 --> 00:29:08,079
By magical standards.

543
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,039
So I'm thinking maybe there's a disconnect

544
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:12,519
because of the way the rune is right now

545
00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:17,519
and maybe altering that if I can will permit him.

546
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,799
Absolutely.

547
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:24,799
So you bend down

548
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,039
and find that the runes themselves

549
00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:33,839
are inlaid within this secondary piece.

550
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,120
It's not obvious the amount of dust,

551
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,480
the amount of clutter that's kind of in this room

552
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,680
wasn't obvious at first,

553
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,680
but you brush some of that away

554
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,960
and you find that you are able to manipulate them.

555
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,360
And as you manipulate them, the runes themselves,

556
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,560
like as you move this circle,

557
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,360
like it's moving like a lazy Susan.

558
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,640
The runes themselves begin to spin in place

559
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,760
as you move this structure.

560
00:30:02,839 --> 00:30:05,960
There are brief moments where the runes,

561
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,960
as when you step through it,

562
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,440
like some of them light up on the other side

563
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,920
and then quickly fade.

564
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,039
Every time one happens,

565
00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:18,440
there's a jingle of the bell on the hall monitor on Joe.

566
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,759
Every third or fourth light that lights up,

567
00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:25,480
there's like, it looks like Joe is glitching.

568
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,960
I'll let you decide how far you go

569
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,640
with that, seeing that response.

570
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,000
The first time I see a glitch result

571
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,400
in an erratic behavior that could hurt somebody,

572
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,600
I'm gonna stop.

573
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,720
Okay.

574
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,160
Yeah, we'll say like lights light up,

575
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,880
bells go for the first couple of times,

576
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,680
but then on like the third, fourth time,

577
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,040
you see the glitches, like the same subtle glitch,

578
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,720
but then like there's this rattle of his figure

579
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,120
and which causes you to kind of retract.

580
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:03,200
The, as the runes are spinning,

581
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,080
like you see the ley line picture

582
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,120
that was in the center of this, as I described,

583
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,040
which was the same that was up on the wall

584
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,160
in the previous room.

585
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,680
You see the same as it's all laid out,

586
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,040
you have a sketching of it from Alistair,

587
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,240
who unfortunately isn't here,

588
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,080
he would love this shit.

589
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,760
I'm sure.

590
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:29,759
You see it start to faintly glow,

591
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:31,680
like right as you stop.

592
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,519
Like it's just a low, like glowing hum.

593
00:31:34,519 --> 00:31:36,279
Doesn't look like it's fully illuminated,

594
00:31:36,279 --> 00:31:38,279
like all the runes, like they glue bright,

595
00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:39,839
but then they quickly fade.

596
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,440
Joe, are you okay?

597
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,640
I am fine.

598
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,000
Do you?

599
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,519
I feel fine.

600
00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:49,079
You feel?

601
00:31:49,079 --> 00:31:50,920
I don't feel, and he looks,

602
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,960
he's looking at you kind of for context.

603
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:57,960
I don't feel like I would bring anyone harm.

604
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,440
I meant, are you hurting?

605
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,519
Pauses, but doesn't respond,

606
00:32:03,519 --> 00:32:08,519
and then looks down at the clipboard

607
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,240
that's fused to its arm,

608
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,360
and he looks at it as if considering it,

609
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,840
like he hadn't since you guys walked in,

610
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,080
and lifts a couple of pages,

611
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,080
and pulls this card.

612
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,240
It's a parchment card,

613
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,560
looks like a thicker stock of paper,

614
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,280
and he goes to hand it to you.

615
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:39,280
Says, I forgot I had this.

616
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,440
He hands it to you and says,

617
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,600
this permits passage without escalation.

618
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,560
I believe it is incomplete.

619
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,960
He hands it to you, Alydin.

620
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,360
I reach forward and I take it.

621
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,560
Do I see something that is incomplete on it?

622
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,680
You see what looks like a hall pass or badge.

623
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,240
It's warm to the touch as you grab it,

624
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,720
and you see runes shift with names and rules.

625
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,320
As he hands it to you again, he repeats.

626
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,200
This allows passage without escalation.

627
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,120
I am not authorized to know why that would be necessary.

628
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,120
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season four, episode 57,

629
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,160
starring Amy More as Alydin,

630
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,440
Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane,

631
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,640
Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave,

632
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,160
Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard,

633
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,760
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

634
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,400
Dialogue editing and sound design of today's episode

635
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,640
is by Russ More.

636
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,080
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637
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,000
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638
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,080
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639
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,200
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640
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,960
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641
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,360
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642
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,440
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643
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,680
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644
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,880
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645
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,519
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646
00:34:10,519 --> 00:34:14,720
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647
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,200
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648
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649
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650
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651
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653
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654
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655
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656
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