1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,500 Thanks so much for being here, friend. 2 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,700 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:12,000 Alydin, you were expelled from the chamber that we were in, the library. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,900 I thought you were just going to say school. 5 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:16,199 I got like what I do. 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,199 This is the real question. 7 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,300 This is the mystery. 8 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:20,600 What did Alydin do? 9 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:24,500 It's a real, it's a memento style game. 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,500 Alydin is also covered in tattoos. 11 00:00:26,699 --> 00:00:27,199 Okay. 12 00:00:27,699 --> 00:00:33,000 You're expelled from the chamber and then June came by and like grabs you by the arm 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,500 and said you haven't been in school enough. 14 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,399 You need to, you need to get over here. 15 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:38,600 Got to get my learning on. 16 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,700 You yelled back not to do anything cool while you were gone. 17 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,799 So everybody just sat on the curb. 18 00:00:43,799 --> 00:00:47,200 Like they just waited for three whole episodes. 19 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,000 Excellent. 20 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,700 This is good audio. 21 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,700 As they should. 22 00:00:50,299 --> 00:00:55,299 But we find you at school and this is, this is about a day later. 23 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,500 So you're reconnecting. 24 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,500 Bizard has joined you. 25 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:02,000 This isn't informal class right now. 26 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:06,900 I mean, it could very well be formal class, but Bizard has joined you. 27 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:14,900 You're expecting Cav in a little while and you are asking some questions about 28 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,200 one of the books that you pulled off of his shelves. 29 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,400 The book is Artificers. 30 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,300 Are they just in it for the clocks? 31 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,200 Are they just in it for the clocks? 32 00:01:25,299 --> 00:01:26,200 They have to read the book. 33 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,200 Yeah, we'll find out. 34 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:27,799 I'm sure. 35 00:01:29,099 --> 00:01:33,399 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon 36 00:01:33,399 --> 00:01:35,399 master Russ More, he, him. 37 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:38,899 Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her. 38 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,500 You haven't read the book. 39 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,400 Tom Laird is Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him. 40 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,599 The school of hard knockers. 41 00:01:45,599 --> 00:01:48,599 And Kyle Claset is Bizard the Wizard, he, him. 42 00:01:48,599 --> 00:01:54,799 The potent magic of the fae is so strong to make one forget that they need to use the restroom. 43 00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:57,399 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported show. 44 00:01:57,399 --> 00:02:03,700 So every twist, every triumph, every truly questionable decision is possible because 45 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:04,899 of listeners like you. 46 00:02:05,599 --> 00:02:09,300 Join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and now fuck it. 47 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,500 Let's play. 48 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:17,300 Alydin, how far did you did you get in into our reading? 49 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,000 How far was I supposed to go again? 50 00:02:19,099 --> 00:02:21,300 I mean, it's kind of like at your own pace. 51 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:26,100 This is, you're supposed to be motivated by wanting to learn because it's your own 52 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:33,000 craft and it's a really no no setting your own terms is is ideal because I want to 53 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,700 encourage you and not push you. 54 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:37,600 Well, I read nine chapters. 55 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,700 Nine chapters. 56 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,300 Okay. 57 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:40,600 Excellent. 58 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,100 Excellent. 59 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:49,700 So if I could read those, would you be willing to give me a presentation over 60 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,000 chapters one through three next week? 61 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:52,800 Sure. 62 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:57,400 But I mean, it was just kind of like, okay. 63 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:00,500 I tell you what made her a 14 year old about this book. 64 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,400 That's actually boring school stuff. 65 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,100 That's boring school stuff. 66 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:13,500 I I want you to put what you've learned into practice. 67 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,300 I want you to go through figure out answer for yourself. 68 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,000 Are you just in it for the clocks? 69 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:25,500 Because what does that you need to tell me what that means? 70 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:30,400 Well, it gives a whole new meaning to time as a construct for sure. 71 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:35,600 But I am not just in it for the clocks. 72 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:43,700 I don't know why I'm in it because I can be and I think that is pretty cool 73 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,500 and I want to know what I can do. 74 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,300 Okay. 75 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:51,800 You've told me just enough to make me realize what the point of the book is. 76 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,800 And I'm sure if I skimmed a little bit, it sounds like the point of the book 77 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,500 is not you haven't read the book. 78 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,300 No, I'm not an artificer. 79 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,400 It was recommended to me to give to you. 80 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:06,100 But if I were to make a guesstimation based on that and what you've just 81 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:08,500 told me are they in it just for the clocks? 82 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:09,400 Technically. 83 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,800 Yes, because it sounds like you want to know what makes things tick. 84 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,500 Oh, yeah. 85 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:15,900 Yeah, I see what they did there. 86 00:04:16,699 --> 00:04:18,300 Clever writing, clever writing indeed. 87 00:04:19,699 --> 00:04:27,100 So if you could because everything's got to intermingle with gears 88 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:33,300 and moving parts based off of what you've been telling me and I want 89 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:39,300 you to try to think of something that you want to make using this 90 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:46,900 knowledge and I want it to be practical beneficial for your everyday life. 91 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,600 This needs to serve you in making your life easier. 92 00:04:52,199 --> 00:05:00,600 Can I just add to my little duck guy and I bring out my little 93 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,900 absolutely there's nothing wrong with improving upon something 94 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,199 you've already started developing. 95 00:05:05,199 --> 00:05:08,500 It's actually giving you a leg up and being able to give you 96 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:12,600 a chance to go in and review work you've done with this new keen eye. 97 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,899 You may actually see some missteps that you took originally and 98 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:21,000 so you may not only be able to modify and add to it, 99 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,500 but overall improve it. 100 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:26,699 So I that's actually a great first place to start. 101 00:05:26,699 --> 00:05:34,899 So any ideas like I'm curious, you know, just with like the 102 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,400 springboard what you want to do with your duck kind of walks 103 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,800 in circles at the moment. 104 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:47,400 So he's not super mobile, but if I could get him to be more 105 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:55,000 mobile, I could maybe send him like on errands and stuff retrieval. 106 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,900 Okay, so retrieval that's that's useful especially because they 107 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,700 can probably looking at the size difference your duck can probably 108 00:06:03,699 --> 00:06:07,399 get places that you might not be able to so that could be helpful. 109 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,399 You're pondering this here bizarre. 110 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,899 You're the only two in this classroom right now and as you 111 00:06:15,899 --> 00:06:22,099 two are discussing a a bell in the room begins to ring which 112 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:25,699 causes you both to turn and this is like a larger size bell 113 00:06:25,699 --> 00:06:28,899 with a rope on it with the intent to like ring it to start 114 00:06:28,899 --> 00:06:31,699 the class but like it's ringing by itself. 115 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,300 That's unusual for you. 116 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:37,199 Alydin you look at it and the school's been doing some weird 117 00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:40,699 things since it's opened up and this is just one of the many 118 00:06:40,699 --> 00:06:42,400 things that's been happening. 119 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:45,800 Oh my God that thing again. 120 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:49,900 Did they change something with the like is it actually time 121 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:53,500 for class like how that's new. 122 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:57,500 We can't go by the bell system anymore because they 123 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:01,300 go off so randomly. 124 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:01,800 Hmm. 125 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,300 I'm thinking ghosts. 126 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,500 Yeah, that's a possibility. 127 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,699 I guess I don't know what's not a possibility now after 128 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:16,199 everything we've kind of gone through but hear footsteps 129 00:07:16,199 --> 00:07:19,500 now at distant footsteps coming down the hallway. 130 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,800 They sound familiar. 131 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,800 You could even place them to Kavlaran then we cut out 132 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:27,800 in the hall and we see Kavlaran looking into classrooms 133 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,300 trying to find Bizard and Alydin you get further down 134 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:35,199 the hallway of the school and like compared to the one 135 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:38,699 of the last times you were in Kavlaran like everything 136 00:07:38,699 --> 00:07:40,600 is looking very good in the school. 137 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,500 There's fresh coats of paint over a lot of the school. 138 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,199 There's fresh banners everywhere. 139 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:48,699 There's a mix of like new desks and some very old 140 00:07:48,699 --> 00:07:51,199 furniture as you're peeking your head in and out of 141 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,300 in and out of the classrooms and then you catch Bizard's 142 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:59,500 voice as he's explaining whatever lesson he and Alydin 143 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,500 are a couple doors ahead. 144 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,100 I'll make my way in there. 145 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:07,199 You go to open the door and you turn the knob and then 146 00:08:07,199 --> 00:08:11,000 are like hit by the door as it appears to be locked 147 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,900 even though the handle spun for you and a figurine of 148 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:19,300 like this lion's head which is in the form of a 149 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:23,500 knocker begins to speak to you and it says please 150 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:28,899 state your name and your purpose Kavlaran Goldweave. 151 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:32,799 I want to see my friends it pauses and you see it 152 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:36,000 like raise an eyebrow at a school. 153 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:36,899 Yes. 154 00:08:36,899 --> 00:08:37,299 Yes. 155 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:41,299 One of them is younger and one of them is there 156 00:08:41,299 --> 00:08:47,200 like mentor teacher wizard type the figurine disappears 157 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,899 for a moment and then reappears on the inside of 158 00:08:49,899 --> 00:08:54,299 the class and you both hear announced one Kavlaran 159 00:08:54,299 --> 00:08:58,100 Goldweave with questionable purpose for arrival. 160 00:08:58,199 --> 00:08:59,199 Shall I let him in? 161 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,699 Yes. 162 00:09:00,699 --> 00:09:01,100 Yeah. 163 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:01,899 Yeah. 164 00:09:01,899 --> 00:09:02,199 Yes. 165 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,600 Is this normal? 166 00:09:03,899 --> 00:09:06,199 Figuring disappears again and goes back into the 167 00:09:06,199 --> 00:09:10,899 hallway and he says you shall pass and the handle 168 00:09:11,199 --> 00:09:15,199 releases itself and the door slowly swings open new 169 00:09:15,199 --> 00:09:18,199 security measures so no more kids get snatched. 170 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:19,860 I mean would you say you're 171 00:09:19,899 --> 00:09:22,699 purpose was just I was coming to see you guys. 172 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:25,199 Okay, so not a very good security system if that's 173 00:09:25,199 --> 00:09:25,899 what it is. 174 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:29,799 I that's you just say my buddies in there. 175 00:09:29,899 --> 00:09:32,299 Well, I mean like I could hear you guys but I 176 00:09:32,299 --> 00:09:34,100 didn't give any names though. 177 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,899 So I'm actually kind of surprised it let me 178 00:09:35,899 --> 00:09:40,699 in to be fair that it did say that, you know, 179 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,299 it wasn't necessarily saying it's saying it's 180 00:09:43,299 --> 00:09:46,100 saying questionable purpose, but I guess we 181 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,799 could be like go ask questions, but we knew 182 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,300 the name. 183 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:52,500 So I want to go over and I want to investigate 184 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,700 this knocker. 185 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,500 Russ side question. 186 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,100 Did I hear how it introduced me to them? 187 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,200 Yes, it would have been muffled. 188 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,400 But yes, you would have you would have heard 189 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,200 it conversing with bizarre and I mean look 190 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,000 it's not the first time cabs been introduced 191 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,400 that way. 192 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,200 So it's fine. 193 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:12,000 You want to go investigate the knocker? 194 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,600 Yeah. 195 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,700 Okay, you go up to it and roll investigation, 196 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:15,100 please. 197 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,800 Is there anything what I guess what hold on 198 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,000 before you roll a hard knockers? 199 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,100 Thank you. 200 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,400 What do you what are you doing? 201 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,300 What are you looking for? 202 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,200 I'm just going to go see if I can talk to 203 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,700 it because it seemed to have a full-on 204 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,500 conversation with calf. 205 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:30,200 So sure. 206 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,600 What do you say to it? 207 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,500 Sup, bro. 208 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,300 It remains motionless in front of you. 209 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,200 Sure. 210 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,500 Can I turn around? 211 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:43,400 Maybe it only talks to adults only talks 212 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,400 to middle-aged white men. 213 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:44,900 I don't know. 214 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,400 All right. 215 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:47,400 Later. 216 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:49,300 Okay. 217 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,800 So the bell rings itself. 218 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,300 There's a security thing. 219 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,700 That's new tally runs through the door. 220 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:56,500 Alydin. 221 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,400 Are you done learning yet? 222 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,600 We're playing in the playground and we 223 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,500 want to see you do the thing to get that 224 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,900 maybe doesn't end up in the top of the 225 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,100 flagpole again this time. 226 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:05,900 Gotta know. 227 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,100 I look over a bizarre. 228 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:09,700 What are you learning? 229 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:10,300 What are you talking about? 230 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,600 What are you doing tally? 231 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,100 We have some things to figure out. 232 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,300 I appreciate you wanting to preserve 233 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,300 Alydin's childhood. 234 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:21,200 I'll make sure that Alydin makes up time 235 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,400 later to hang out with y'all. 236 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:23,300 Okay. 237 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,400 I overheard you talking about the weird 238 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:24,600 things. 239 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,100 Did you tell him about the hall pass that 240 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,400 like rewrites itself? 241 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,400 Okay, come and sit down and you start 242 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,000 talking. 243 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,400 Oh, okay. 244 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,300 She comes in sits down and she sits in 245 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,000 one of the one of the desks which are 246 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,700 very school desks with the chair attached 247 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:39,000 to them. 248 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,900 She sits in and it creaks like unusually 249 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:45,200 loud and she slaps it that stops it. 250 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,900 So yeah, there was this hall pass and 251 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:51,200 I had to a teacher wrote on it that 252 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,400 I was going to the washroom and then 253 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,900 I got down the hallway and I looked 254 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,700 at it and it said I was going to 255 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,300 the library. 256 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,400 So I went to the library and I got 257 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,600 some books instead. 258 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,100 You didn't pee in there, did you? 259 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,900 No, I didn't pee in the library. 260 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,300 Do you pee in the library? 261 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,400 No, but you were supposed to go to 262 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,000 the bathroom. 263 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,600 Did you just hold it from that point on? 264 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,500 Yeah, I still am. 265 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:13,800 Tally, it's recess. 266 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,900 How long ago was that? 267 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,600 A while. 268 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,500 Listen to your body girl. 269 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,100 Okay, that's not great little dude. 270 00:12:18,199 --> 00:12:20,299 Yeah, no, fair. 271 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,799 Thanks for saying so. 272 00:12:21,799 --> 00:12:23,399 I should probably go to the washroom. 273 00:12:23,399 --> 00:12:25,299 But yeah, strange things are happening 274 00:12:25,299 --> 00:12:28,399 and she stands up and now that 275 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,600 she's paying attention to it, 276 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,000 she's got like her legs crossed 277 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,299 and she's walking out the door 278 00:12:32,299 --> 00:12:34,100 and then the chair begins to 279 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,299 groan again and she slaps it 280 00:12:37,899 --> 00:12:38,699 every time. 281 00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:40,100 Yeah, sorry, yes. 282 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,399 Tally, quick question. 283 00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:43,000 Did you get distracted or did 284 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,500 you straight up forget that you 285 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,799 needed to use the bathroom? 286 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,100 That's a great question. 287 00:12:51,799 --> 00:12:52,299 Yes. 288 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:54,000 Yes. 289 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,899 I think I did forget about using 290 00:12:55,899 --> 00:12:56,799 the bathroom. 291 00:12:56,899 --> 00:12:57,399 Thank you. 292 00:12:57,399 --> 00:12:59,399 Go take care of yourself, please. 293 00:12:59,399 --> 00:12:59,899 Oh, yes. 294 00:12:59,899 --> 00:13:01,000 Okay, I'll be back. 295 00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:02,299 Zips out the door. 296 00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:03,899 I forgot to use the bathroom. 297 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,500 They're an odd one. 298 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,399 I kind of like them. 299 00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:08,399 It's not the first time. 300 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:13,399 Right, but like I piecing 301 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:15,199 the things together you can you 302 00:13:15,199 --> 00:13:16,600 can see the individual parts, 303 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,000 right? 304 00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:17,799 Oh, yeah. 305 00:13:17,899 --> 00:13:18,299 Okay. 306 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:20,500 The school's got fae all over it. 307 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:21,399 Absolutely. 308 00:13:21,399 --> 00:13:25,000 I mean, that's a memory changing 309 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,000 effect right there. 310 00:13:27,299 --> 00:13:28,500 Are we sure she didn't just get 311 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,500 distracted? 312 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,299 I really don't think it was a 313 00:13:32,299 --> 00:13:36,500 distraction because the I feel 314 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,899 like your body would still remember 315 00:13:37,899 --> 00:13:42,399 it and maybe the potent magic of 316 00:13:42,399 --> 00:13:45,100 the fae is so strong to make one 317 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,899 forget that they need to use the 318 00:13:46,899 --> 00:13:47,600 restroom. 319 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:50,699 Why would they do that? 320 00:13:51,399 --> 00:13:53,500 They it's it's chaos. 321 00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:56,199 Like think about the chaos. 322 00:13:56,399 --> 00:13:57,600 Like imagine if all of a 323 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,199 sudden Tally realized it and 324 00:14:00,199 --> 00:14:02,699 then was way way nowhere near 325 00:14:02,699 --> 00:14:03,399 a bathroom. 326 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,899 So people just be pee in 327 00:14:06,899 --> 00:14:08,600 their pants all up in this 328 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,699 joint and pooping everywhere. 329 00:14:10,699 --> 00:14:11,699 I have to say it like that 330 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,800 because we're in a school. 331 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,300 I mean, I hear you're not cool 332 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,600 if you don't pee your pants. 333 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,100 That's true. 334 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,600 I've heard that as well. 335 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,800 Okay, I have not heard that 336 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,100 but I will keep that in mind. 337 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,300 What what what do we do? 338 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,000 What do we what should we is 339 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,900 there anything to do about it? 340 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,500 Anyone new at the school? 341 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,500 Well, there's there's Mr. 342 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:40,700 McBiddle is new and candle is 343 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:43,299 new and Mrs. 344 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,299 Felt-Dashian is new. 345 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:46,700 Okay. 346 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,399 June's still around, correct? 347 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,399 Oh, yes. 348 00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:55,200 Nothing would happen without June. 349 00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:57,399 Then I think we need to talk to 350 00:14:57,399 --> 00:15:00,000 June about where these people 351 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:01,500 came from. 352 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,799 Yeah, like what are their 353 00:15:02,799 --> 00:15:03,700 credentials? 354 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,500 What are their credentials? 355 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,399 That's a very good question. 356 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,399 Let's go find her. 357 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,899 Why would they want to teach 358 00:15:11,899 --> 00:15:12,799 in this school? 359 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,100 What is their motivation behind 360 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,100 getting employed here? 361 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,200 What and that's just as 362 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,299 just trailing off. 363 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:25,799 Oh chat. 364 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,299 Wait, don't call it that. 365 00:15:27,299 --> 00:15:28,200 Oh God. 366 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,899 We're back with oh chat. 367 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,299 We're talking Oreos. 368 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,300 Yeah, baby. 369 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,600 Yeah, because what's in the middle? 370 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,500 The white stuff and us because 371 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,700 that's where we are right now. 372 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,500 Well done, Kyle. 373 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,700 Just what I think Kyle's going 374 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,600 to just going to like veer off 375 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,400 and bring it back. 376 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,400 No, we're just going to go harder 377 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,100 into it. 378 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,900 You got to go with the weird 379 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,000 owl references. 380 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,600 It always gets you 100% 381 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,400 every time. 382 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,000 Well, thanks for being here. 383 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,800 No chat. 384 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,900 We're glad to have you. 385 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,100 I hate it. 386 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,200 I know Kyle brought it back to 387 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:05,800 the middle Russ. 388 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,100 You didn't need to bring it back 389 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,399 back to oh chat. 390 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,000 He's just doing what I didn't. 391 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:10,700 Yeah. 392 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,200 Now, if you could bring it back 393 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,000 to oh town, that would be 394 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,700 appreciated. 395 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:16,600 All right. 396 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,500 I'll drop in exactly a 397 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,899 one and a half second clip. 398 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,899 Listen for it. 399 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,300 That's oh town. 400 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,500 Haven't heard them. 401 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,300 There they are. 402 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,100 Get them. 403 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,899 What are we talking about? 404 00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:30,800 Hey, when you join us on 405 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,700 Patreon, you get 406 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,600 not an Oreo, 407 00:16:34,899 --> 00:16:36,500 but you do get some 408 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,800 merch after three months, 409 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,800 which is a very fun thing 410 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,100 that we thought you would 411 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:41,700 like fun. 412 00:16:41,899 --> 00:16:42,500 It is fun. 413 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Every once in a while 414 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,800 because we get a little 415 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,600 notification saying like, 416 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,100 hey, one of your patrons 417 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:48,800 is going to get some 418 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,000 merch and I get excited 419 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,500 about it and I have nothing 420 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,200 to do with me. 421 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,500 Yeah, we don't get to be 422 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,399 there when you open the 423 00:16:55,399 --> 00:16:56,399 mail, which is always the 424 00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:57,500 most exciting part of 425 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,700 everybody's week when they 426 00:16:58,700 --> 00:16:59,700 get mail to open. 427 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,100 That's what I found with 428 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,200 Amy being away. 429 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,900 Is there a significantly 430 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,299 less Amazon boxes that 431 00:17:05,299 --> 00:17:05,700 come to me? 432 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,100 Busted. 433 00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:10,500 Nobody's knocked on my 434 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,799 door for a week. 435 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,600 It's been great. 436 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,400 The dogs are bored then. 437 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,500 Undisturbed work. 438 00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:17,200 No distractions. 439 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:17,799 Well, Russ, 440 00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:18,799 I got to ask because 441 00:17:18,799 --> 00:17:20,100 I'm very curious. 442 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:21,900 Do the people get to 443 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,700 choose what swag they 444 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:24,799 get or? 445 00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:26,000 That's a great question. 446 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 So when you join us 447 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,500 at the $5 tier, 448 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,900 you get a sticker 449 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,000 It's a nice big glow. 450 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,500 I think it's way too big 451 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,100 for most things. 452 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:38,600 It's good for a 453 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,600 refrigerator, right? 454 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,600 What I'm looking at 455 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,500 is because you can choose 456 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,900 the size and I'm always 457 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,500 like baker's spanner 458 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,600 always. 459 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,500 So you go for the 460 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,500 largest sticker. 461 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,700 So it takes up like 462 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,200 the back of an iPad, 463 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,100 I would assume. 464 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,200 I guess it's one of 465 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:53,800 those big ones. 466 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,000 And then our supporting 467 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,100 producers tier, 468 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,000 you get a lovely mug 469 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,400 that has like the 470 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,400 the field scene 471 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,500 that we have where 472 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,100 calves like bent over 473 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,800 like climbing up a mountain. 474 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,000 There's a 475 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,500 the slime off in the 476 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,500 corner that Amy says 477 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,400 looks like a dick. 478 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,300 So there's that too. 479 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,800 You also get an episode 480 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,700 dedicated to you. 481 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:18,500 Did you know that? 482 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800 I did know that. 483 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,700 Brand new. 484 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,400 Oh, you knew. 485 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,200 Okay, I knew. 486 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,000 I thought it was new 487 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,600 news. 488 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,800 This is the first 489 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,600 episode you've ever 490 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,100 listened to. 491 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,300 It could be new news. 492 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,400 And hey, welcome. 493 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,400 And if you're starting 494 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:29,900 right now. 495 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,100 Dip right in at a 496 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,400 totally random number. 497 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,500 I love that for you. 498 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,800 Carla picked up exactly 499 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,600 what I was thinking. 500 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,500 But today's patron is 501 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,700 Lonnie Vogler. 502 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,300 Thanks, Lonnie Vogler. 503 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,500 Thank you so much. 504 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,800 Are you a cartoon? 505 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,100 Not a cartoon character. 506 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,100 Like a 507 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,900 comics character 508 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,100 from 1977. 509 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:51,300 Because that's a 510 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,500 cool name. 511 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,600 Absolutely. 512 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,700 Lonnie Vogler, 513 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,500 private eye. 514 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,500 Lonnie Vogler from 515 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,700 the Daily Bugle here. 516 00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,600 Yeah, right. 517 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,600 Catch the news. 518 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,600 It's me, Lonnie Vogler. 519 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600 With my hands. 520 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:05,700 That's how you catch news, 521 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,100 right? 522 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,300 Yes, yes, yes. 523 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,200 Give it to me. 524 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,100 Yes. 525 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,600 Thanks, Lonnie. 526 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,400 Well, thanks, Lonnie. 527 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,200 Thanks, Lonnie. 528 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,600 Join us today at patreon.com 529 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,800 slash dumb dragon cast 530 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,700 and we hope to see you 531 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,200 over there. 532 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,100 And now we'll get you 533 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,000 back to the episode. 534 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:20,500 Okay, love you. 535 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:20,800 Bye. 536 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:21,400 Love you. 537 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:21,700 Bye. 538 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:22,500 Bye. 539 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,000 Cut to the front office 540 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,900 where you would expect 541 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:26,600 to find, 542 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,600 at the very least, June 543 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,000 or any of the other teachers. 544 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,900 And you walk in 545 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:33,000 in the front reception area 546 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,000 who there would be another 547 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,200 person there. 548 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,600 Ezzie Mae. 549 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,000 She sees you as you 550 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,600 walk in. 551 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,300 Oh, Alydin. 552 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,400 It's a pleasure to see you. 553 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,200 Well, we brought some 554 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:43,800 friends. 555 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,300 Nice to see you. 556 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,300 Bizarre. 557 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,400 And I'm sorry. 558 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,200 I don't know 559 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,000 your name. 560 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:49,600 Oh, hi. 561 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,200 I'm I'm Cav 562 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,100 or Cav Lauren, 563 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,200 whatever you prefer. 564 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,200 Nice to meet you, Cav. 565 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,300 We're here for some info 566 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,500 about credenzas. 567 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,500 Maybe you know something. 568 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,200 Credentials. 569 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,200 Oh, sorry. 570 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,300 Credentials. 571 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,000 Yeah, I was going to say 572 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,200 I know of a great credenza place, 573 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,200 but perhaps we can talk 574 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,000 about that later. 575 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,000 Credentials. 576 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,900 Who's credentials 577 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,700 and what inquiry 578 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,800 do you have about them? 579 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:13,800 Well, we've got 580 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,600 Faldashian. 581 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,400 This is Faldashian. 582 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:18,800 Yes. 583 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,300 She's a candle. 584 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,100 Candle. 585 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:22,800 Yes, candle's 586 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,900 a very keen historian. 587 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:27,500 Okay. 588 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:27,900 All right. 589 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,800 And then I just 590 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,600 I made a note. 591 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,900 It's just old bitty. 592 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:32,700 Is that right? 593 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,200 Oh, Mr. 594 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,900 McBiddle is probably 595 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,500 who you're referring to there. 596 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,400 Perfect. 597 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:39,800 Yes. 598 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:41,600 Yes. 599 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,400 There are three new instructors. 600 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,300 They came highly recommended. 601 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,800 Recommended by who? 602 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,400 Well, Mr. 603 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,300 McBiddle. 604 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,100 The new acting mayor, 605 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,100 Nina Madonna, 606 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,600 came recommended from her. 607 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,000 We go way back. 608 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:58,800 Oh, good. 609 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,300 Well, I really enjoy her. 610 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,600 She comes in every now 611 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,100 and again to check up on the students 612 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,400 and see how things are going. 613 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,000 If the funding is adequate. 614 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:06,900 So Mr. 615 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,500 McBiddle and Mrs. 616 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,700 Faldashian came from Kingstown. 617 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,000 They were educators there 618 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:12,700 whom 619 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:13,800 Ms. 620 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,000 Madonna knew very well. 621 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,000 Candle came from 622 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,000 not Kingstown. 623 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Candle came from 624 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,800 another small town 625 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,100 not too far from here, 626 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,400 Roysville. 627 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,800 She was also 628 00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:28,899 looking for a move. 629 00:21:28,899 --> 00:21:29,899 She was an instructor 630 00:21:29,899 --> 00:21:31,399 there in a small school 631 00:21:31,399 --> 00:21:32,700 looking to move up 632 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,200 to a bit of a larger 633 00:21:34,599 --> 00:21:34,899 state. 634 00:21:34,899 --> 00:21:36,000 Came in an interview. 635 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Did very well. 636 00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:38,399 Knows a lot about the 637 00:21:38,399 --> 00:21:39,299 different areas. 638 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,200 Unfortunately, 639 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:40,700 though, 640 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,000 she's not feeling 641 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,700 well today, 642 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,000 as you probably noticed 643 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,099 in your history class 644 00:21:45,099 --> 00:21:45,500 earlier, 645 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,099 Alydin. 646 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,500 I noticed. 647 00:21:47,799 --> 00:21:48,099 Yes. 648 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:48,599 So Mr. 649 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,000 McBiddle had to fill in. 650 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,000 He struggles with certain 651 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,200 subjects sometimes, 652 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:54,599 but 653 00:21:56,099 --> 00:21:56,700 that said, 654 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,299 he's a great administrator, 655 00:21:58,299 --> 00:21:59,500 steps in on math 656 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,900 like nobody's business, 657 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:01,900 and can read an 658 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,200 okay, 659 00:22:04,299 --> 00:22:05,799 an okay substitute 660 00:22:05,799 --> 00:22:06,600 plan. 661 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,500 He kind of just wings it, 662 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:08,900 though. 663 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:09,200 Like, 664 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,400 why do they even do that 665 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,600 work some of the time 666 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,600 when he's filling in? 667 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,299 So in history, 668 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:13,700 he has a 669 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,799 little bit of trouble. 670 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,799 That's good. 671 00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:19,400 That's good. 672 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,500 A little bit of trouble. 673 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,900 I'm going to write that one down. 674 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,200 And she does. 675 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Title of episode. 676 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,600 A little bit of trouble. 677 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:27,900 Oh, you, 678 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:29,500 Kavlar, 679 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,100 you know, 680 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,700 I'm sorry you didn't 681 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,200 necessarily say where you work, 682 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:34,900 but knowing 683 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,200 Madonna, 684 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,600 do you happen to work 685 00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:39,200 over there, 686 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,100 or at least 687 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:41,799 go there frequently? 688 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:42,000 Look, 689 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,299 it's like a little bit of a gray 690 00:22:43,299 --> 00:22:44,600 area at the moment. 691 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,900 I'm not exactly sure. 692 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:46,900 I think so, 693 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:48,600 but like last the other day, 694 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,799 I was just like guarding 695 00:22:49,799 --> 00:22:50,200 stuff. 696 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,000 So I don't know. 697 00:22:51,299 --> 00:22:51,799 Yes. 698 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,700 You haven't been fired. 699 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,100 Not to my knowledge. 700 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,200 Oh, 701 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:56,600 okay. 702 00:22:56,799 --> 00:22:57,000 Well, 703 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,200 we have some paperwork 704 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,900 that I need to get to City Hall. 705 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,100 I just need to get it to City Hall. 706 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,600 I don't need anything done with it. 707 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:03,799 Okay, 708 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:04,900 we can probably handle that. 709 00:23:05,799 --> 00:23:06,200 Yes, 710 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,799 it's down in the basement. 711 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,500 There's a basement? 712 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:10,799 Oh, 713 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:11,100 yes, 714 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,100 there is a basement. 715 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:12,900 I mean, 716 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,600 everything's pretty calm up here. 717 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,900 I could just give a hauler out 718 00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,700 to June and make sure 719 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,200 she knows that I'm stepping away, 720 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,600 but we could go take a peek 721 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,200 downstairs, 722 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:21,900 grab that, 723 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,000 and then if you wouldn't mind, 724 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,400 being that you're so connected over there, 725 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,400 if you could take that back to City Hall for me. 726 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,600 I can certainly drop it off for you. 727 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:31,500 Thank you. 728 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:31,900 Thank you. 729 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:32,200 Thank you. 730 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,500 I'm just going to zip out front here. 731 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,900 I let June know that we're headed down 732 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:37,200 to the basement just in case anybody else shows up. 733 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,800 One moment and she 734 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:40,700 heads out the front door for disappears 735 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,300 for a second. 736 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,000 Funny that we're actually getting to the bottom 737 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,800 of things here some somehow. 738 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,700 I kind of thought like 739 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,100 she said we a lot. 740 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,100 So I kind of thought she like wanted us 741 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:54,700 to go with her, 742 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,200 but then not. 743 00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:57,900 Okay, I don't know. 744 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,400 Well, I think we're going to go with her. 745 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,299 I think she's just telling June. 746 00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:03,200 Oh, okay. 747 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:03,799 Gotcha. 748 00:24:03,799 --> 00:24:04,400 Gotcha. 749 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,100 I can't wait to see the basement. 750 00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:07,799 I wonder what's down there. 751 00:24:08,299 --> 00:24:09,900 Wonder if there are old school records. 752 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:11,500 I would assume all sorts of fuckery. 753 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,799 You can't say that in school. 754 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,900 She comes back in. 755 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,400 Sorry, 756 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,299 that's a dollar in the swear jar, 757 00:24:17,799 --> 00:24:18,799 but we can head out 758 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,400 head out right away. 759 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,799 Russ, can I roll an insight check? 760 00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:24,599 Sure. 761 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:28,899 You don't want to pay that fucking dollar. 762 00:24:28,899 --> 00:24:29,299 Is there? 763 00:24:29,299 --> 00:24:31,000 Well, no, I'm fine with paying the dollar. 764 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,200 Look, we just discussed. 765 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,299 I'm maybe on a dollar. 766 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:36,599 If you can't pay the fine, 767 00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:37,399 don't do the crime. 768 00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:39,200 But no, 769 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,599 I just want to know that like 770 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,899 there's no like underlying like, 771 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:44,200 ooh, 772 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,799 got to get them to the basement 773 00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:46,599 for something. 774 00:24:46,899 --> 00:24:47,500 Oh, sure. 775 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:47,700 Yeah. 776 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:48,700 Roll an insight. 777 00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:49,299 All right. 778 00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:50,599 I mean, 779 00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:51,899 it was a four on the die. 780 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,000 So I'm just going to go ahead 781 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,800 and not even look at what the bonus was. 782 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,100 So, 783 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:56,300 okay. 784 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,100 We'll say that 785 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,700 being that you 786 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:01,500 you as the player have suspicions 787 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:02,400 have 788 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,100 had those suspicions, 789 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,400 but nothing that she's given off 790 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,700 since perhaps obscure paperwork 791 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,000 has come into play 792 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,100 has has really triggered anything. 793 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,100 She seems to know the names of all the people 794 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,100 she needs seems to 795 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:17,800 you know, 796 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,400 be able to connect a few dots 797 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,100 that make enough sense for you that 798 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,600 everything she's saying seems up and up. 799 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:24,500 We'll lead the way. 800 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,000 I can't wait to see. 801 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,400 As we're walking, 802 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,200 I'm going to 803 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:29,900 ask Ezzy. 804 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:30,400 Ezzy, 805 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,600 where's Royceville? 806 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,100 I'm 807 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,000 not familiar with 808 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:36,600 where that is. 809 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,700 Royceville is just beyond 810 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,100 the Mee Mountains. 811 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,100 If you go 812 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,600 more down into the south there, 813 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,000 you have to go through some of the forested area. 814 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,300 There is a bit of a 815 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,900 the cowbird swamp. 816 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,800 You have to go through that. 817 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,000 It's a bit of a trek, 818 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:55,500 but then you make it to this 819 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:58,000 lovely fielded area 820 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,300 where there's lots of 821 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,700 rare bird species. 822 00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:03,600 It's a lovely region. 823 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,000 A lot of people travel there 824 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 just for that reason alone, 825 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,600 but there is a small town there 826 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,300 with a few families 827 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:12,800 and a very small school. 828 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,900 You're probably not going to find it 829 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,400 on one of like the 830 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,700 the older maps in the school. 831 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,200 It's really just a stopping point 832 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:21,700 and 833 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,100 well, I mean since a lot of people 834 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,600 have been into birding, 835 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:27,299 it's 836 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,799 it's really starting to flourish, 837 00:26:29,799 --> 00:26:32,000 but not quite as fast as 838 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,100 as perhaps Candle would have liked 839 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,000 to gain more experience. 840 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,200 I think their goal is to make it to Kingstown 841 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:38,900 one day. 842 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:39,500 Good to know. 843 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,200 Good to know. 844 00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:41,799 Thank you. 845 00:26:41,799 --> 00:26:43,400 She leads you down the hall 846 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,500 and out the back 847 00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:46,000 of the school 848 00:26:46,299 --> 00:26:47,600 where there is 849 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,100 a small staircase that goes down 850 00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:52,400 and then there is a 851 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,400 like a double wide cellar door 852 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,100 thinking of like Twister movies 853 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:58,100 where they pull them open 854 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,200 and she goes in. 855 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,000 I mean every horror movie that has 856 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,400 an exit to the basement ever. 857 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:03,800 Yeah. 858 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,300 Yeah. 859 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:05,600 I don't know what you're talking about. 860 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,800 I said Twister movies. 861 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,200 I said tornado natural disaster movies. 862 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,500 Yeah, those were horror movies. 863 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,400 Yeah, I mean that's a horror in their own right. 864 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,300 For those of us scared of nature. 865 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,000 Yeah, fair. 866 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,900 She goes and she pulls one up. 867 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,000 One of you fine gentlemen 868 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,400 wouldn't mind helping me here 869 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,300 just with the other door. 870 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:20,700 Oh, sure. 871 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:21,500 Yeah, absolutely. 872 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:22,400 Little creaky. 873 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,500 Yeah, that's all you can. 874 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:24,500 I got this. 875 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,200 I feel overlooked. 876 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,900 She she pulls one up. 877 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,900 Slams down. 878 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,300 You pull up the other side 879 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:32,500 and 880 00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:34,400 she she looks down 881 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,900 and there's a little 882 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,200 shelf with several candles 883 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:38,700 on it. 884 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,200 She grabs a few and lights them. 885 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,700 Says there's some there's some windows 886 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,500 down there. 887 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,900 But you know, this just helps us 888 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,300 see, you know, all the fine 889 00:27:49,299 --> 00:27:50,799 paperwork that we're looking for. 890 00:27:51,299 --> 00:27:52,799 She lights them for you 891 00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:53,899 and says follow me. 892 00:27:53,899 --> 00:27:54,899 She heads down. 893 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:55,599 There's a 894 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,000 few steps down into this 895 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,099 into what ends up being 896 00:28:00,899 --> 00:28:02,299 a pretty decently built 897 00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:04,099 more cellar area. 898 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:05,700 There's a lot of filing cabinets 899 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:06,700 all down the side 900 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:07,500 and she starts 901 00:28:08,899 --> 00:28:09,299 pulling. 902 00:28:10,299 --> 00:28:12,299 You know, I stacked it up here on the top. 903 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:13,299 Just one second here. 904 00:28:13,899 --> 00:28:14,500 She start 905 00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:16,700 filtering through some of the pages. 906 00:28:17,399 --> 00:28:19,200 Don't mind me talk amongst yourselves. 907 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,399 I'll just be just a moment here. 908 00:28:22,399 --> 00:28:23,700 Looking, she's filtering. 909 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,700 This isn't it. 910 00:28:25,299 --> 00:28:25,899 Putting it down. 911 00:28:25,899 --> 00:28:27,599 Maybe June brought it back up and she 912 00:28:28,299 --> 00:28:29,299 off to the side there. 913 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,099 Alydin, what do you think of the basement? 914 00:28:32,099 --> 00:28:32,599 I mean, 915 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:34,599 it's okay. 916 00:28:36,099 --> 00:28:37,000 It's kind of 917 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:38,099 I don't know. 918 00:28:38,099 --> 00:28:40,599 I expected it to be maybe a little spookier. 919 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,399 Sure. 920 00:28:41,399 --> 00:28:41,799 Yep. 921 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,700 Well on the mundane side. 922 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,599 You hear her filtering through some pages 923 00:28:47,599 --> 00:28:48,799 and then she's like, 924 00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:50,200 oh, I think I think this is it. 925 00:28:51,399 --> 00:28:53,599 I'm just going to hold the candle here just a little close 926 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,500 and she's walking back over. 927 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,099 Not as you can see her. 928 00:28:57,099 --> 00:28:59,599 She's not really paying attention to where she's walking 929 00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:00,399 and she trips. 930 00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:03,000 The pages fly up into the air. 931 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,599 I'm going to cast control flame to put the candle out. 932 00:29:08,399 --> 00:29:09,000 Good thinking. 933 00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:11,200 Her candle, 934 00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:14,299 I assume it's just her candle you're targeting in that moment. 935 00:29:14,599 --> 00:29:15,799 Her candle snuffs out. 936 00:29:15,899 --> 00:29:17,000 She trips and stumbles. 937 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 The pages scatter across the floor. 938 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,299 Oh, no, I'm so sorry. 939 00:29:20,299 --> 00:29:21,000 And she goes to 940 00:29:22,299 --> 00:29:23,200 pick them all up. 941 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:25,599 Filtering them. 942 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,400 This is this is exactly what just get a moment. 943 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,200 I got a we can organize them perhaps up in the office. 944 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:36,099 Everybody roll a perception check while we're down here. 945 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:38,500 Nat 20. 946 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,700 That made up for that one. 947 00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:42,099 12. 948 00:29:42,099 --> 00:29:43,099 It did. 949 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,599 If only that was an attack roll. 950 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,900 That is going to be a 21. 951 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,000 Kyle, you can just let me have it. 952 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 No, I got a natural 19. 953 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:53,100 I didn't get a natural 20. 954 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:55,800 I mean your natural 20 still I think is better than that. 955 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,200 Yeah, it's totally better than mine. 956 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,600 What's your perception? 957 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,300 Perception zero. 958 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:01,500 Okay. 959 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,200 Well, I still think it's better. 960 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,300 Nat 20 is always better. 961 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:06,400 I perceive. 962 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:06,900 Yeah. 963 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,000 Some things. 964 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:09,700 Tell me what I perceive. 965 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:13,300 As he's picking up the pages bizarre and cab, perhaps 966 00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:14,200 you're helping a little bit. 967 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:19,100 Alydin you are just filtering through looking at some of 968 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:23,700 the some of the files that are in there pulling a few 969 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,799 open seeing some names and tossing them back closed. 970 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,500 You get down to one of the far cabinets and you feel 971 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,900 a draft coming through bizarre. 972 00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:36,000 You are clocking Alydin as she's walking back as 973 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,700 you've seemed a little hesitant to be down here, 974 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,200 but you see her like stand like dead still as this 975 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,100 draft hits you and I say hit it doesn't like no. 976 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:49,799 No, I yeah, no, no, but like it's it's a draft where 977 00:30:49,799 --> 00:30:51,200 there probably shouldn't be a draft. 978 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,700 Well, I get excited because I've been underground 979 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:56,200 before. 980 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,900 I don't know if you guys know this. 981 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,100 It's a bit of a thing around a couple times. 982 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:04,000 Yes, and I know that where there's a draft there's 983 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:10,700 oftentimes a new entry or exit point from the 984 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,000 chamber where you're at right now. 985 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,700 So I want to like follow that draft. 986 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,700 I'm holding out my candle. 987 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,099 I'm seeing the flame flicker flame flickering 988 00:31:20,099 --> 00:31:23,200 back and forth and it goes between two cabinets 989 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,400 that are too tight even for you to fit between 990 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:31,400 not too tight for you and I bring out Cogsworth 991 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:38,299 Quackington and I want to get him to waddle on 992 00:31:38,299 --> 00:31:42,799 him be between these two cabinets and kind of 993 00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:45,700 like light it up back there to see what's sure 994 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,399 what's back there. 995 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:47,599 Okay. 996 00:31:48,099 --> 00:31:49,799 Yeah, you place them down on the ground and 997 00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:54,799 little feet are moving back and illuminates 998 00:31:54,799 --> 00:31:55,599 on the other side. 999 00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:59,899 It's tight enough that the little curve to his 1000 00:31:59,899 --> 00:32:04,399 walk that he's got right now isn't like he 1001 00:32:04,399 --> 00:32:06,700 walks in a circle, but it's a large circle. 1002 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:08,000 It's a slight limp, right? 1003 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,500 You walk in with a limp. 1004 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:10,700 You're going to circle around. 1005 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:11,700 It's kind of like that. 1006 00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:14,900 But since there's the two cabinets, it just it 1007 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,099 keeps him on the straight narrow there. 1008 00:32:17,099 --> 00:32:21,299 So so you just walk forward pink pink pink. 1009 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,700 Yeah, a little bit go go. 1010 00:32:23,799 --> 00:32:26,500 You can see he gets beyond the cabinets 1011 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:30,000 and like the light beyond illuminates like 1012 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,299 a larger space than you'd expect and the 1013 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:34,700 draft stops. 1014 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,700 Wait, stop stop. 1015 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:40,700 Come back and it starts backing up. 1016 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:46,100 And then it it no longer has the the guard 1017 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,799 rails of the cabinet. 1018 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,900 So it like backs up into one of the cabinets 1019 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,900 just enough that it like throws it off 1020 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:54,400 kilter and tips over. 1021 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,200 Bazaar, do you see how it in like now down 1022 00:33:00,299 --> 00:33:02,799 like looking at my arm? 1023 00:33:03,099 --> 00:33:06,099 Yeah, man, you really need something to fetch 1024 00:33:06,099 --> 00:33:07,399 that for you now, don't you? 1025 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:08,799 I got you. 1026 00:33:08,799 --> 00:33:10,399 I'm gonna cast mage hand and I'll get the 1027 00:33:10,399 --> 00:33:10,700 duck. 1028 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,500 No, I can do it. 1029 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:13,399 Oh, okay. 1030 00:33:13,399 --> 00:33:14,899 I cast mage hand and it's about to go 1031 00:33:14,899 --> 00:33:15,399 through. 1032 00:33:16,099 --> 00:33:17,299 I wave at it. 1033 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,899 It slaps back a little bit and does like 1034 00:33:19,899 --> 00:33:22,200 thumb or gestures and then dissipates. 1035 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:23,899 I give it the middle finger. 1036 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,700 That's fair. 1037 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,000 It can be a dick sometimes as you didn't 1038 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:27,899 see though, did she? 1039 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:34,100 Dumbgeons and Dragons season 4 episode 55 1040 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,500 starring Amy More as Alydin, Carla 1041 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:39,100 Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, Tom Laird 1042 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,700 as Kavlaran Goldweave, Kyle Claset as 1043 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:44,300 Bazaar the Wizard and Russ More as 1044 00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:45,500 your dungeon master. 1045 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,500 Dialogue editing and sound design of 1046 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,500 today's episode is by Russ More. 1047 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,900 Our community manager is Jessica Babiak. 1048 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,100 Music is from Epidemic Sound and 1049 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,000 sound effects are from Epidemic Sound 1050 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,099 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 1051 00:33:58,099 --> 00:34:00,099 Our amazing cover art is by Matt 1052 00:34:00,099 --> 00:34:00,700 Garba. 1053 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,599 A huge thank you to our supporting 1054 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