1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,439 Hey you! You came back! Thanks for being here! 2 00:00:03,439 --> 00:00:05,919 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 3 00:00:05,919 --> 00:00:11,759 Bonwyn, you place this third book down onto the lectern. 4 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:16,640 You hear that same voice in your head that whispers this new phrase to you. 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,600 Knowledge is incidental. 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,359 The book begins to crack. 7 00:00:23,359 --> 00:00:29,359 Fractures move across the cover of the book and it feels cold to your touch. 8 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:37,679 The walls everybody hears and sees now begin to grind closer to your position and then stop. 9 00:00:37,679 --> 00:00:40,879 Can I move the book? Because it didn't like lock in? 10 00:00:40,879 --> 00:00:43,920 Okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna pick up the book and move it. 11 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,719 Okay, obviously that was the wrong one. 12 00:00:46,719 --> 00:00:49,439 Knowledge is incidental. 13 00:00:49,439 --> 00:00:53,600 So knowledge, not the same as truth. 14 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,000 Fair? Okay. 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,719 This is, like, I get it. I get it. 16 00:01:00,719 --> 00:01:05,920 Fair. So what's the real books? Did the walls stop? 17 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,359 Uh, the walls have stopped. 18 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,719 Oh, okay. 19 00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:10,640 Moved in like five feet. 20 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,920 Five feet! 21 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,520 Oh my god, I thought like an inch. 22 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,200 Yeah, I thought inches. 23 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:20,480 Uh, sorry. Yes, this room was not explicitly said. 24 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,840 It's fucking huge. 25 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,079 It's ten feet, guys. 26 00:01:24,079 --> 00:01:28,079 Ten feet is seven feet. 27 00:01:28,079 --> 00:01:34,400 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More, he, him. 28 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,920 Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her. 29 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,520 Gross, like it pooped it out. 30 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,640 Carla Maxstead as Bonwyn Everbane, she, her. 31 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,480 I'm holding fire, running at a paper creature. 32 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,359 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him. 33 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,280 Oh boy, oh boy. 34 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,239 And Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, he, him. 35 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,680 That's how you get to the end of the book. 36 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:00,240 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon-supported podcast and we'd love for you to join us today 37 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,359 at Patreon.com slash DumbDragonCast. 38 00:02:03,359 --> 00:02:06,079 You'll get a seven-day free trial to check things out. 39 00:02:06,079 --> 00:02:08,080 And now let's get right to it. 40 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,199 Fuck it, let's play! 41 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,000 Say the room is 20 feet. 42 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,159 So not unlimited future options. 43 00:02:18,159 --> 00:02:18,659 No. 44 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,419 So it moved in five feet from every side? 45 00:02:22,419 --> 00:02:26,099 Yes, like the room itself got smaller. 46 00:02:26,099 --> 00:02:27,699 Okay, we need a surefire bet. 47 00:02:27,699 --> 00:02:30,340 That's a big problem, we do not have this many options. 48 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:30,900 No. 49 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,859 Which means, Kav, Alydin, you need to be honest with yourselves. 50 00:02:34,819 --> 00:02:35,300 Okay. 51 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:36,500 Well, that's harsh. 52 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,099 That is a little real. 53 00:02:40,099 --> 00:02:40,579 Okay, though. 54 00:02:40,579 --> 00:02:44,579 Truth is sometimes harsh, but also surviving and is better than dying? 55 00:02:44,579 --> 00:02:48,180 Yes, she walks over and she picks up the book that says Alydin, 56 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,700 changed by what touched her. 57 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,939 This, there, there, there. 58 00:02:53,939 --> 00:02:54,740 And I- 59 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:55,460 Is that true? 60 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:59,300 Obviously, and I point to my eye. 61 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:03,460 Alydin, you throw the book down onto the lectern. 62 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:06,180 Alteration, irreversible. 63 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:13,460 And you hear a voice as it was described by Bizard and Bonwyn in your head. 64 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:20,659 And similarly, you feel a warmth emanating off of the book and you hear that soft click. 65 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:22,340 And then- 66 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:28,180 As I'm listening to this voice, I'm getting a little teary. 67 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:33,860 Wouldn't, you know, wouldn't admit it to anybody, but- 68 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:40,260 You hear, after that voice ends, like the warmth from the lectern begins to like 69 00:03:40,259 --> 00:03:42,179 radiate out towards you. 70 00:03:42,179 --> 00:03:45,780 And you hear the door on the opposite side of the room with the inscription on it, 71 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:51,219 which again said, only what is true may pass unrevised. 72 00:03:51,859 --> 00:03:54,500 You hear like a lock click. 73 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:58,259 And then the door slowly grinds open. 74 00:04:00,259 --> 00:04:01,139 Wait, did we do it? 75 00:04:03,459 --> 00:04:06,259 Alydin, it's okay to be changed by what touches you. 76 00:04:06,259 --> 00:04:10,099 We're all changed all the time by the things we experience. 77 00:04:10,099 --> 00:04:10,900 That's normal. 78 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:15,379 I'm sorry, this is the first time that this place is bullshit. 79 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:22,259 That book, I don't believe it because you're the same Alydin that I met. 80 00:04:23,699 --> 00:04:25,540 And while you may have been touched and you have that eye, 81 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:26,980 I think you're still the same person. 82 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,339 You just know a little bit more. 83 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,219 But is more knowledge change? 84 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:34,740 Oh my God, you guys, let's get out of this. 85 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:37,939 The semantics of the Weeping Archive are honestly exhausting. 86 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:40,500 No one changes you, but you, Alydin. 87 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:42,100 Okay. 88 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:48,500 So many, so many feelings. 89 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,740 You begin to move towards the door. 90 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:53,939 Get out of this fucking shrinketing room. 91 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:58,420 Alistair is one of the first ones there. 92 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:02,259 He was still looking at books as everybody was deciding what to place down. 93 00:05:02,259 --> 00:05:08,420 And he steps away and begins to move towards the door and like puts his hand on it and it 94 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:10,259 shoves back against him. 95 00:05:10,259 --> 00:05:11,779 Is it because you're so small again? 96 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:15,379 I, I don't, I don't think so. 97 00:05:16,819 --> 00:05:20,980 You hear the shelves around you begin to move. 98 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:27,699 Stone grinding against stone as the carved books slide back into the walls, 99 00:05:28,659 --> 00:05:34,180 sinking until the titles vanish entirely. 100 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:41,860 The whispering stops, not fading, but cut off like a quill snapped in half. 101 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:45,379 And from the far wall, something begins to unfold. 102 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:49,219 The wall that you, where there was a door when you came in. 103 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,939 Something begins to unfold. 104 00:05:51,939 --> 00:05:54,419 It is tall and wrong. 105 00:05:54,500 --> 00:06:00,819 A humanoid frame stitched together from layered parchment, cracked stone, and iron bindings. 106 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:05,620 Words crawl across its body, constantly rewriting themselves. 107 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:07,939 You recognize some of them. 108 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:12,020 Your names appear across the pages. 109 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:16,740 Its head turns with a grinding click where a face should be. 110 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:22,340 There's only a blank page until ink bleeds across it, forming a single phrase. 111 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:26,740 Entry conflict detected. 112 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:32,740 One arm ends in a blade of fused quills and sharpened paper. 113 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:36,340 The other drags a slab of stone etched with citations, 114 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:39,540 footnotes, and dates long scrubbed from history. 115 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:45,140 As it steps forward, the floor beneath it is rewritten, cracks, 116 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:47,380 sealing, dust reversing its fall. 117 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,540 Does not threaten you. 118 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:51,460 Does not warn you. 119 00:06:52,340 --> 00:06:56,740 It raises its blade across the parchment, across its face. 120 00:06:57,460 --> 00:07:00,020 It says, source required. 121 00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:01,780 Roll for initiative. 122 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:03,380 Shit, yeah. 123 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,300 Paper golems. 124 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:08,660 Scribe golems. 125 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:09,940 22. 126 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:11,940 20. 127 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:18,660 I just rolled a 19 accidentally into like the well of my dice holder, 128 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:20,740 and then I rolled it again in the middle. 129 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,220 Perfect. 130 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:22,980 19 plus one. 131 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:26,420 It's like, I want to reroll that because I don't know what to do. 132 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:27,060 Rerolled it. 133 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,500 It was the same fucking number. 134 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:30,260 That's what you got. 135 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:31,460 Rolling high is a curse. 136 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:33,300 I got a 19. 137 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:40,980 Bonwyn, this creature, this being, has just come out of the wall, 138 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:44,580 and while not clearly threatening, 139 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:47,780 does have an ominous tone about it, 140 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:53,380 as it has this giant blade and stone slab, 141 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,580 and has its eye, presumed eyes, 142 00:07:56,580 --> 00:08:00,180 where its eyes should be locked on all of you. 143 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:04,820 I'm going to use a bonus action and use Insightful Fighting, 144 00:08:04,820 --> 00:08:08,340 so I can make an insight check against that creature 145 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,660 and test it by its deception check. 146 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:11,620 Okay. 147 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:16,740 If I succeed, then I can use Sneak Attack even if I don't have advantage. 148 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:17,939 Okay. 149 00:08:20,019 --> 00:08:22,259 Deception is going to be... 150 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:24,740 That's a 10. 151 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:25,780 Okay. 152 00:08:26,579 --> 00:08:27,939 My insight was 12. 153 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:33,060 Also, I'll probably have one of my friends within five feet of it, 154 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:34,259 but just in case. 155 00:08:34,259 --> 00:08:34,659 It's good to know. 156 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:35,299 Absolutely. 157 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:36,419 Good to know. 158 00:08:37,779 --> 00:08:40,980 As previously mentioned, this room is 15 feet across. 159 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:41,539 Exactly. 160 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:47,139 It's close quarters in here. 161 00:08:47,139 --> 00:08:48,259 Indeed. 162 00:08:48,259 --> 00:08:49,459 And how tall is this thing? 163 00:08:49,459 --> 00:08:50,339 Real tall, right? 164 00:08:51,059 --> 00:08:51,699 Real tall. 165 00:08:52,419 --> 00:08:56,419 The ceiling of this space is quite large. 166 00:08:57,379 --> 00:09:00,579 The skylight, as described, is way up there. 167 00:09:00,579 --> 00:09:01,139 You don't even know... 168 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:06,579 Based on how you came in, in a straight hallway, 169 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:07,779 there's nowhere... 170 00:09:07,779 --> 00:09:09,699 You're in a different space. 171 00:09:09,699 --> 00:09:10,339 It's the fey. 172 00:09:10,899 --> 00:09:12,580 Or at least somewhere adjacent to it. 173 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,899 But yes, it is quite tall. 174 00:09:16,899 --> 00:09:23,460 Probably considered a large being, so it's not quite a large being. 175 00:09:24,019 --> 00:09:26,259 Somewhere between a medium and a large being. 176 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:30,660 Because large is going to take up two-thirds of this room. 177 00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:32,660 Okay. 178 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:40,019 Then I guess the only thing I can do is try and... 179 00:09:40,019 --> 00:09:44,100 Hit it with my short sword, because everything else 180 00:09:44,899 --> 00:09:47,699 is not going to work in such an enclosed space. 181 00:09:48,659 --> 00:09:52,419 Does your short sword contain any of the benefits 182 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:56,419 that you've obtained since bonding with the forge? 183 00:09:57,059 --> 00:09:58,019 I don't think so. 184 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:00,980 I don't even see anywhere where that happens. 185 00:10:02,579 --> 00:10:06,419 Well, you'd have to just declare that you've reforged your weapons. 186 00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:07,620 Oh, I see. 187 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,460 But if you haven't done that... 188 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:10,100 I haven't. 189 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,580 I'm still just like a little level three ding-dong. 190 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:16,900 Next time we... 191 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,980 To make kick-ass weapons, but not for myself. 192 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,060 Exactly. 193 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,580 Late to the adventuring game. 194 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,340 Yes, indeed, indeed. 195 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:24,840 Okay. 196 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,100 Oh, but that's a nat 20. 197 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:30,420 Hell yeah. 198 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:33,300 And then I'll also sneak attack on it. 199 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,019 Oh, yeah. 200 00:10:34,659 --> 00:10:40,100 So that is 23 damage. 201 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:47,299 You rush up to this being and slice into it, 202 00:10:47,299 --> 00:10:50,340 and it's like your blade grabs purchase 203 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:54,419 into the pages that begin to like roil around it. 204 00:10:54,419 --> 00:11:00,179 You feel them tear through, but then where a wound should occur, 205 00:11:00,899 --> 00:11:03,779 pages begin to fill back in over top of it. 206 00:11:04,179 --> 00:11:04,679 Neat. 207 00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:05,559 Alydin. 208 00:11:06,819 --> 00:11:07,319 Yeah. 209 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,980 I think instinct's going to take over. 210 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:18,340 She's going to take her sling out and she's going to slingshot. 211 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:18,980 Sure. 212 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:20,980 She's going to slingshot this bitch. 213 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:21,480 Love it. 214 00:11:24,259 --> 00:11:25,939 Would a 21 hit? 215 00:11:25,939 --> 00:11:27,699 21 is going to hit, yeah. 216 00:11:27,699 --> 00:11:28,199 Hell yeah. 217 00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:30,039 Nice. 218 00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:31,379 Five. 219 00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:33,059 Five bludgeoning damage. 220 00:11:34,019 --> 00:11:35,059 Not yes. 221 00:11:35,059 --> 00:11:38,980 So it shoots off, and you hear it like thud into the pages, 222 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:43,139 and then it gets absorbed into, and you hear it drop behind it. 223 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:44,579 Gross. 224 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,539 Like it pooped it out. 225 00:11:47,939 --> 00:11:48,579 Bizarre. 226 00:11:48,579 --> 00:11:52,899 So I'm going to pull out my sword and start up a blade dance 227 00:11:52,899 --> 00:11:57,620 while at the same time casting Bane on this creature. 228 00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:01,379 And so I'll need a charisma saving throw DC 13. 229 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:02,819 That's a nat 1. 230 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:09,460 And the charisma is not high, so I will tell you that's a minus 1. 231 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:10,100 Oh, wow. 232 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:10,980 Fantastic. 233 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,340 So until I lose concentration or in the spell, 234 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,500 the target must roll a d4 and subtract the number 235 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,420 from their attack rolls or saving throws. 236 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:20,980 OK. 237 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:22,020 That's my turn. 238 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:22,740 OK, Kav. 239 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:27,620 I mean, things are going great for our team so far, 240 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:31,540 so I think I'm just going to like ready an action 241 00:12:31,539 --> 00:12:35,379 to kind of see what this thing does and respond to it then. 242 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:36,659 OK. 243 00:12:37,379 --> 00:12:39,219 Somebody light this bitch up. 244 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,939 It is this creature's turn. 245 00:12:43,939 --> 00:12:45,059 It looks to Bonwyn. 246 00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:49,779 It's the phrase that was across its face wipes away, 247 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:54,339 and you see your name come up across. 248 00:12:55,139 --> 00:12:59,779 And you, for the purposes of mechanics 249 00:13:00,419 --> 00:13:03,860 and this creature, are now considered indexed. 250 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,220 There is no saving throw. 251 00:13:07,139 --> 00:13:09,860 You have disadvantage on your first attack roll 252 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:11,299 or saving throw each round 253 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:16,579 and are always the creature's preferred target 254 00:13:17,939 --> 00:13:21,939 unless somebody takes that that lovely privilege from you. 255 00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:27,699 So it is going to do an attack called forced citation. 256 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:30,900 You must make a charisma saving throw, please. 257 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,460 Well, that's a six. 258 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:34,900 Shit. 259 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:38,180 It points its sword in your direction, 260 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,379 which you're not far away, 261 00:13:39,379 --> 00:13:41,780 so like this is like right close to you. 262 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:47,460 You feel as if you are being restrained. 263 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,820 You feel something sharp, 264 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:52,020 like digging around the edge of your clothes, 265 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,580 like kind of cuts into your skin. 266 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,139 And you look down, 267 00:13:57,139 --> 00:14:00,420 you see these like ghostly spectral quills 268 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,060 that are pinning you in location. 269 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:07,220 You see this carving glowing text, 270 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:10,259 words that are smudged and blurred. 271 00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:12,580 You can't make out anything around you. 272 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:14,420 Nobody else sees this effect. 273 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,060 Bonwyn just freezes in place. 274 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:22,580 And that is its turn for the moment. 275 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:23,379 Alistair. 276 00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:24,820 What's this guy got? 277 00:14:25,779 --> 00:14:27,139 What's this guy got? 278 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:31,539 Not much, of course. 279 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,340 He does have some things. 280 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,779 He pulls from his hilt. 281 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:46,820 He pulls a dagger and he rushes towards screaming. 282 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:52,259 That's a 14 to hit, which will not hit. 283 00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:55,860 This creature, so he rushes towards 284 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,019 and like gets folded up in the paper 285 00:14:58,019 --> 00:15:01,299 and shot out to the side thrown against the wall 286 00:15:01,299 --> 00:15:02,580 and crumples to the ground. 287 00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:04,500 And you hear him like, oh God, 288 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:06,980 I'll try again. 289 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:07,860 I'll try again. 290 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,139 And he's trying to scramble up. 291 00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:14,659 Bonwyn, you can make at this point 292 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:18,580 another charisma saving throw 293 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,580 at the end of your turn to try and break free. 294 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,580 Okay, but I can't do anything anyway, 295 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,020 so I guess it's the end of my turn. 296 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,220 I ain't got no magic. 297 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,700 Yeah, so I guess what did you roll 298 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:28,900 for your charisma saving throw? 299 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,420 18, 18. 300 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:34,020 You are locked in this position. 301 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:39,220 You feel these narrowly cutting into your skin 302 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,740 as it's holding you there. 303 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:44,020 And then you manage to steal yourself. 304 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:47,860 Everybody else sees you now. 305 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:51,220 Your hair begins to smoke, 306 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,940 your eyes glow a little bright, 307 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:56,100 and you break free from whatever 308 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,419 this being has cast upon you, 309 00:15:58,419 --> 00:15:59,139 has done to you. 310 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,899 You regain your movement and snap free, 311 00:16:02,899 --> 00:16:04,100 but you can't, of course, 312 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,419 do anything until your next turn. 313 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,220 We're here. 314 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:15,940 We're doing it. 315 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,539 And it is. 316 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,980 It's the middle, you fool. 317 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,860 That's what I was waiting for. 318 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:22,980 You fool. 319 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,099 When we said I was ready, 320 00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:29,139 which I didn't say. 321 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:29,699 You didn't. 322 00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:31,139 But you sort of implied it 323 00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:32,659 because you said, okay. 324 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,659 Didn't you say, okay, it's like time to go? 325 00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:38,339 Everybody knows when I say, okay, 326 00:16:38,339 --> 00:16:39,219 it's like, all right, we're done. 327 00:16:39,219 --> 00:16:40,740 We're doing the thing. 328 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,259 Then I launched into it. 329 00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:43,620 I insulted you, 330 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:44,980 and now you're not even ready. 331 00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:47,059 Come on, you fool. 332 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:49,300 I'm sorry, Russ. 333 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:49,860 I can't believe it. 334 00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:51,300 I'm sorry I called you a fool twice. 335 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:51,940 I take it back. 336 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,060 It's okay. 337 00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,100 Okay, honey. 338 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,060 I wasn't calling you a fool. 339 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,660 I was just repeating Carla. 340 00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:57,160 Yeah. 341 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:58,580 Yeah. 342 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,340 Hey, remember when two minutes 343 00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:01,700 before I hit the camera on, 344 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,259 I spilled my full glass of water everywhere. 345 00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:06,580 Oh, I didn't know. 346 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:07,539 Then picked it up. 347 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:08,740 Picked it up. 348 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:09,860 Put it on the floor. 349 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,140 Proceeded to kick it over 350 00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:13,620 onto the rest of the stuff. 351 00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:14,580 Just took off the desk. 352 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,060 That's correct. 353 00:17:15,779 --> 00:17:16,279 Yeah. 354 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,319 But the desk is pretty clean now, though. 355 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:20,759 It's impressive. 356 00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:22,119 I got a mister for my plant, 357 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:23,000 and I misted it, 358 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,519 and then I realized it was dripping 359 00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:26,519 all over my books that I have back here, 360 00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:27,720 and I was like, well, that was bad. 361 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:28,220 Oh, no. 362 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,339 Oops. 363 00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:32,200 My hanging plants are all fake 364 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,759 just because I know that that'll forget 365 00:17:34,759 --> 00:17:36,359 that there's things underneath, so. 366 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:36,859 Sure. 367 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,879 Only the non-waterables get suspended. 368 00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:41,000 Yeah. 369 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,960 We're here now spilling water on everything. 370 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:48,600 I hope you have a dryer time. 371 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,279 Is this going to be relative to the fountain? 372 00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:54,920 Maybe it's fountain related because it's water. 373 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,279 Could be. 374 00:17:56,279 --> 00:17:56,759 Could be. 375 00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:57,480 I don't know. 376 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,480 I mean, the fountain is no longer a fountain. 377 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,279 It's, well. 378 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:00,920 I don't know. 379 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,720 I'm just like, we should write this upon people. 380 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,200 Yeah. 381 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,400 Are we going to have to bleep out 382 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,600 most of this conversation 383 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,039 because maybe it's not being put out. 384 00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:09,960 No, because it's definitely happened 385 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,319 in the regular episodes. 386 00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:12,360 We are there now. 387 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,000 I know we're like 12,000 episodes ahead, 388 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,040 so it feels weird 389 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,480 because we don't know what we can talk about. 390 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,240 We're future, man. 391 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,200 Hey, you could also be 12,000 episodes ahead 392 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,720 if you joined us on Patreon. 393 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,560 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 394 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,440 where you can get backstage. 395 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,600 You could be here right now. 396 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,720 Well, not here right now, 397 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,840 but like the equivalent to here in the future right now. 398 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,340 Yeah. 399 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,560 Yeah, that could be you. 400 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,920 While we make this magic. 401 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,480 This, you know what? 402 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,000 If this hasn't hooked you, this. 403 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,759 You want to see how this sausage is made. 404 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,279 We record the conversation. 405 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,519 We actually record three times as long 406 00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:54,680 and this is the cut tight version. 407 00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:57,640 I mean, we could. 408 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,680 We could. 409 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,440 We absolutely could. 410 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,759 Hey, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 411 00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:04,600 All that thing, all the things we just said, 412 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,160 the spilled water, the backstage, 413 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,759 spilling water backstage, 414 00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:12,440 but you also get an episode dedicated to you. 415 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:13,799 Did you know that? 416 00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:16,279 We might've mentioned it once or twice. 417 00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,240 I knew. 418 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,920 I don't know much, but I know that. 419 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,960 I thought it was a rumor, 420 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,480 but I'm glad you're confirming it. 421 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:27,000 And that episode dedication today goes to Angaron Kiersen. 422 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,640 Angaron. 423 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,400 Angaron, all right. 424 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,799 Oh, I know him. 425 00:19:31,799 --> 00:19:32,299 My guy. 426 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:33,640 Thank you. 427 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:35,319 Thanks, Angaron. 428 00:19:35,879 --> 00:19:38,039 But you too can be like Angaron 429 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,480 and that's saying a lot because Angaron, he's great. 430 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,440 He's a cool guy. 431 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,399 We know him. 432 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,759 We play D&D with that guy. 433 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:45,879 D&D with that guy. 434 00:19:45,879 --> 00:19:47,079 He's cool in French. 435 00:19:47,079 --> 00:19:48,200 He's cool, guys. 436 00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:50,759 Yeah, he's so punny. 437 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:52,759 He's a little joke assassin. 438 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,720 And it's so impressive. 439 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,879 Bilingually, so like such clever wordplay. 440 00:19:59,879 --> 00:20:01,399 How dare you, Angaron? 441 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,839 Some of us aren't good in our own language, 442 00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:05,960 let alone two. 443 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,720 You're very much a murder hobo, yes. 444 00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,480 That's what we appreciate about him. 445 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,119 Yeah. 446 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:10,680 About you. 447 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,359 But you too could be like Angaron. 448 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,920 And join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 449 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,279 And we hope to see you over there. 450 00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:19,480 And now I was going to say, fuck it, let's play. 451 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,839 Let's get you back to the episode. 452 00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:23,720 I mean, we are doing that, but that's not what this is. 453 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,039 This is getting back to the episode. 454 00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:26,839 Okay, I love you. 455 00:20:26,839 --> 00:20:27,079 Bye. 456 00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:27,480 Love you. 457 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,119 Bye. 458 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:28,519 Love you. 459 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:28,920 Bye. 460 00:20:30,759 --> 00:20:34,839 Russ, does it look like this creature or whatever it is, 461 00:20:34,839 --> 00:20:38,759 like, is surprised that Bonwyn was able to break free? 462 00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:44,359 Can you tell surprise on it if it doesn't have eyebrows? 463 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:44,919 Yeah. 464 00:20:44,919 --> 00:20:47,000 Well, it writes surprise on its face. 465 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:47,480 Yeah. 466 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,199 Surprise. 467 00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,439 I can see that all over his face. 468 00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:53,480 Surprise, surprise, surprise. 469 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,679 The question mark. 470 00:20:54,679 --> 00:20:55,159 Surprise. 471 00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:56,839 I'll take that as a no. 472 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:03,639 Mike, well, roll an investigation roll. 473 00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:04,679 All right. 474 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:08,759 Famously, very smart. 475 00:21:08,759 --> 00:21:09,319 Insight. 476 00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:10,839 Insight would probably be better. 477 00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:11,480 Insight. 478 00:21:12,199 --> 00:21:12,679 Oh, yeah. 479 00:21:12,679 --> 00:21:14,359 Insight is much better. 480 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:15,720 That's a 15. 481 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,359 No. 482 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:16,679 Okay. 483 00:21:16,679 --> 00:21:22,439 You don't get any sense of, well, you can glean things, 484 00:21:22,439 --> 00:21:25,240 but you don't get any sense of specific emotion. 485 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,319 Like, it feels autonomous. 486 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:31,319 It feels like it is doing its job right now. 487 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:32,359 Okay. 488 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,279 That's the sense you get from this creature. 489 00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:35,799 All right. 490 00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:36,919 Who's got the torch? 491 00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:37,639 What happened? 492 00:21:37,639 --> 00:21:38,119 I got it. 493 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,279 I assume we're fairly close in this teeny tiny room. 494 00:21:43,319 --> 00:21:46,599 I'm going to grab the torch out of his hand. 495 00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:47,240 Yes. 496 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,000 Just going to, for a sec, and I want to run 497 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,599 and I want to light this thing on fire. 498 00:21:53,799 --> 00:21:54,199 Okay. 499 00:21:54,199 --> 00:21:56,119 So you're running up to it with the torch. 500 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:56,439 Yeah. 501 00:21:56,439 --> 00:21:56,839 Right. 502 00:21:56,839 --> 00:21:59,639 Once again, our solution is burn it. 503 00:21:59,639 --> 00:22:01,079 Burn it to the ground. 504 00:22:01,079 --> 00:22:01,480 Yes. 505 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,480 It seems like a good idea for paper. 506 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,199 Paper? 507 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:04,680 Yeah. 508 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,160 Make me an attack role, please. 509 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,799 Oh, fuck. 510 00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:08,120 Here. 511 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:08,920 We're back, guys. 512 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,799 We're back. 513 00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:10,120 Four. 514 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,680 How do I not light it on fire? 515 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:17,559 How do I even trip getting from where I am to where it is 516 00:22:17,559 --> 00:22:20,360 and not even accidentally light it on fire? 517 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,039 I don't think you trip. 518 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,120 This isn't like a- 519 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:24,440 Oh, no. 520 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,200 Is it a mental situation? 521 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:26,519 No. 522 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:27,240 I don't think that. 523 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:32,039 Like, you grab it, but it turns and looks at you. 524 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,079 And everybody sees that it turns and looks at you, 525 00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:36,920 and you turn and run towards it, 526 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,559 and it creates this tunneling effect of paper around you, 527 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,480 and you run through it. 528 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,440 This is bullshit. 529 00:22:45,079 --> 00:22:48,839 While it's busy doing that tunneling thing, Russ, 530 00:22:48,839 --> 00:22:51,319 I want to hit it with some magic of my own. 531 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,799 I'd like to hit it with Guiding Bolt. 532 00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:54,920 Okay. 533 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,240 Love it. 534 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,960 Do I got a saving throw? 535 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,440 Yes. 536 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,399 You have- 537 00:22:59,399 --> 00:22:59,799 Oh, wait. 538 00:22:59,799 --> 00:23:00,039 No. 539 00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:02,279 I make a ranged spell attack against you. 540 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,359 Please do. 541 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,639 That is a 22 to hit. 542 00:23:08,279 --> 00:23:10,440 22 will hit, sir. 543 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,399 Okay, perfect. 544 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:17,559 That is 12 damage on the 4d6. 545 00:23:17,559 --> 00:23:18,039 12 damage. 546 00:23:18,039 --> 00:23:19,159 Fuck yes. 547 00:23:19,159 --> 00:23:24,039 So this thing disperses around Alydin 548 00:23:24,039 --> 00:23:26,119 as she runs through to the other side, 549 00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:29,079 closer near where Alistair is, 550 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,359 and as it's reforming, 551 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:34,279 your Guiding Bolt comes in and strikes this thing hard. 552 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:38,359 Pages explode out back towards Alydin. 553 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,039 You're not to take any damage from it, 554 00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:41,319 but it engulfs you. 555 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:44,759 You feel like you're still running through the tunnel that it created. 556 00:23:47,079 --> 00:23:54,759 There's no sound or roar like a normal creature would, 557 00:23:54,759 --> 00:23:58,119 but you hear it creak. 558 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,600 The sound of an old book opening. 559 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,440 As it takes that damage, 560 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:07,000 it will use its reaction to force you 561 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,680 to make an intelligence saving throw, sir. 562 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,960 Right in this diary. 563 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,280 He's our smartest guy. 564 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,520 He's read five books. 565 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,040 He's read at least five books. 566 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,920 That is an 11. 567 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,480 As it turns and looks at you as it takes this damage, 568 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,360 you see your name, like a Bonwyn's name, 569 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,759 a race in your name appear, 570 00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:33,799 and you feel this sharp pain in your head 571 00:24:33,799 --> 00:24:35,799 as you take seven psychic damage. 572 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,559 As you feel the action you have just made 573 00:24:41,559 --> 00:24:43,799 like reversing in your mind. 574 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,759 Interpret that how you will. 575 00:24:46,759 --> 00:24:47,799 It's Bazaar's turn. 576 00:24:47,799 --> 00:24:48,839 I don't really know how. 577 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,799 The next person to have an attack roll against this thing 578 00:24:53,799 --> 00:24:55,879 has advantage on their attack roll, by the way, 579 00:24:55,879 --> 00:24:57,399 because of the guiding bolt effect. 580 00:24:58,279 --> 00:24:58,759 All right. 581 00:24:58,759 --> 00:24:59,399 Fantastic. 582 00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:01,559 Now then that would be Bazaar. 583 00:25:01,559 --> 00:25:01,879 Cool. 584 00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:03,480 Well, I'm not going to do an attack roll, 585 00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:08,279 and this may seem counter, but I have my strategy. 586 00:25:08,919 --> 00:25:10,440 I'm going to cast Frostbite on it, 587 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,559 so I need a constitution save DC 14. 588 00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:15,639 That is only a six, sir. 589 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:16,359 All right. 590 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:20,200 So they will take nine cold damage 591 00:25:20,759 --> 00:25:22,599 and their next attack 592 00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:26,039 they had disadvantage on their next weapon attack 593 00:25:27,079 --> 00:25:28,599 before the end of its next turn. 594 00:25:29,399 --> 00:25:31,639 So if it does a weapon attack, you know. 595 00:25:31,639 --> 00:25:31,960 Okay. 596 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,440 So stacking effects minus a D4 from their attack rolls 597 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,879 and they have disadvantage. 598 00:25:37,879 --> 00:25:38,119 Yeah. 599 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,639 At least until the end of their next turn 600 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:40,599 for the disadvantage. 601 00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:41,720 Okay. 602 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,279 Sounds good. 603 00:25:43,319 --> 00:25:43,639 Love it. 604 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,480 That's my action. 605 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,480 Not doing anything with my bonus action 606 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,919 and staying where I am. 607 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:51,079 So yeah, that's my turn. 608 00:25:51,879 --> 00:25:52,279 Okay. 609 00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:53,399 We're back to Cav. 610 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:53,880 All right. 611 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:58,920 Some psychic damage was not really what he's loving, 612 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,040 but not so much grabs his war hammer 613 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,920 and like make some rush at this thing to attack it. 614 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,080 Gitchipull. 615 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,560 All right. 616 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,720 That is a 14 to hit. 617 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,160 At his advantage. 618 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,200 Advantage. 619 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,280 Yeah, I was going to say he didn't make an attack roll. 620 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,080 Oh, so I guess it's me then. 621 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:17,400 Okay. 622 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,200 Let's go again. 623 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,440 How often do you get your own? 624 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,120 I mean, that was a nat one. 625 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,680 So it was really good that that was wasted 626 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,240 on a not important situation. 627 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,080 14 unfortunately misses. 628 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,560 So similar effects like the pages 629 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,440 envelop around you as you find yourself 630 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,440 on the other side of this creature now. 631 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:36,840 What's up? 632 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,280 Welcome to the other side of the creature. 633 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,120 We're on this side of the room now. 634 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,000 Do you come here often? 635 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,240 Just right now. 636 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,280 Can stab it in the butt. 637 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:47,960 Oh my God. 638 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,600 We got to get there somehow. 639 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,040 That's how you get to the end of the book. 640 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:59,720 It turns around and faces Kavlaran. 641 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,200 Its name is across its face. 642 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,600 It tried to recharge an effect, 643 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,720 but that did not happen. 644 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,840 So it will take the blade that it was dragging 645 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,720 that was made of quills and swing at you 646 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,400 for a multi attack. 647 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,360 Two hits with it. 648 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,400 First one is a 12. 649 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,280 At disadvantage. 650 00:27:21,079 --> 00:27:23,480 Oh, so sorry then. 651 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,079 But I rolled two. 652 00:27:25,079 --> 00:27:25,879 So we will say. 653 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,559 Were you rolling them 654 00:27:27,559 --> 00:27:29,720 with the intention of those being two attacks? 655 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,599 I was going to do attacks. 656 00:27:30,599 --> 00:27:33,079 So we'll turn that into one attack. 657 00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:39,240 So the first one is a 12 minus a D4. 658 00:27:40,599 --> 00:27:43,079 So that's an 11 for the first attack, Kav. 659 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,440 No, won't hit. 660 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,480 Okay. 661 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,279 Second attack. 662 00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:48,519 Also at disadvantage. 663 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,200 Just the first attack. 664 00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:53,240 Then I will reroll just one. 665 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:54,759 That's less good. 666 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,519 That's an 11. 667 00:27:56,519 --> 00:28:00,119 So that probably still also won't do it. 668 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,160 So this blade you turn just in time 669 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,119 to see this blade in like matrix style 670 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,119 like it cuts over top of you 671 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,319 as these pages are swirling all around you. 672 00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,759 Alydin makes a quick one liner joke 673 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:17,799 as this blade swings by the both of you 674 00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:22,279 leaving you a little stunned as that occurs. 675 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,680 Alistair picks himself off the ground. 676 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,759 He loses half of his movement 677 00:28:28,759 --> 00:28:31,399 but then because things are like right up in him 678 00:28:31,399 --> 00:28:33,799 reaches to stab with the dagger 679 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,960 which is just enough. 680 00:28:36,919 --> 00:28:40,519 And we'll do five piercing damage. 681 00:28:42,839 --> 00:28:44,919 And then we're back to the top with Bonwyn. 682 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:50,360 You are now free of whatever restraint was placed upon you. 683 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:52,680 Get him, B. 684 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:58,759 Is there like paper scattered around 685 00:28:58,759 --> 00:29:01,240 or is it all like reforming back to it 686 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,640 when it like makes its tunnels and things? 687 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,720 The more hits it takes 688 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,279 the more papers are dispersed among the room. 689 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:11,160 So there definitely are papers all around the room. 690 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:11,660 Okay. 691 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,640 I really liked Alydin's fire idea. 692 00:29:16,519 --> 00:29:17,240 So I'm just gonna- 693 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,440 I thought you might. 694 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,440 I'm gonna do it the old-fashioned way 695 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,040 because I have like a flint and tinderbox 696 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:30,680 so I'm just gonna try and light some paper. 697 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,640 Could light an arrow on fire. 698 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,120 It's very close quarters but that's okay maybe. 699 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:43,400 Do I get disadvantage if I use a further range weapon? 700 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,960 You're in- yeah usually if you're on the underside 701 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,760 of the ranged weapons range 702 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,600 then it is at disadvantage 703 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,920 because there's so many things happening. 704 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 705 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:56,760 Okay. 706 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,040 Yeah, on either side of it, yeah. 707 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,000 How about this? 708 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:05,800 How about this? 709 00:30:05,879 --> 00:30:09,480 You might not know this but Bonwyn is a blacksmith. 710 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:09,960 Oh shit. 711 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:15,480 Part of her outfit is like gloves and tongs 712 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,480 that she always has with her. 713 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,119 Sure. 714 00:30:18,919 --> 00:30:22,599 So I'm gonna light some paper on fire 715 00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:27,079 and like go at it with fire within my tongs. 716 00:30:27,079 --> 00:30:27,879 Yeah. 717 00:30:27,879 --> 00:30:28,919 Yeah. 718 00:30:28,919 --> 00:30:29,639 Love it. 719 00:30:29,639 --> 00:30:30,359 Yeah, yeah. 720 00:30:30,359 --> 00:30:31,639 Amazing, go for it. 721 00:30:31,639 --> 00:30:35,079 So similarly make a melee attack. 722 00:30:36,039 --> 00:30:38,679 Roll as you run towards this creature. 723 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,720 Not running fire but yeah. 724 00:30:45,159 --> 00:30:46,839 Room filled with nothing but paper. 725 00:30:46,839 --> 00:30:47,399 Why can't we light it on fire? 726 00:30:47,399 --> 00:30:49,799 Why can we not light it on fire? 727 00:30:51,319 --> 00:30:52,199 That was a bad roll. 728 00:30:52,199 --> 00:30:53,159 That was a 12. 729 00:30:53,159 --> 00:30:58,199 So I'm just gonna see if I have anything that I can do. 730 00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:03,319 No, nothing I can do as a bonus action to help that. 731 00:31:03,399 --> 00:31:07,960 So again, I'm holding fire, running at a paper creature. 732 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,519 Okay, love it. 733 00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:13,240 The creature does not take any damage from this 734 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,639 but what does happen as you run through 735 00:31:15,639 --> 00:31:19,480 is it creates this vortex around you of other papers 736 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,799 and you connect with some of those other pages. 737 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,839 So there are pages now in the room that are alight 738 00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:28,839 and it is beginning to move among that. 739 00:31:29,399 --> 00:31:31,799 Yeah, so if something doesn't put it out 740 00:31:31,799 --> 00:31:34,519 by the time this creature's next turn happens, 741 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:38,039 it will likely take damage from that. 742 00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:40,359 Okay, thanks Russ. 743 00:31:41,879 --> 00:31:45,000 Thanks for rewarding my fun idea with something. 744 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,480 Alydin. 745 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,240 So enthused. 746 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,399 Just like, this fucking thing. 747 00:31:56,839 --> 00:32:00,359 Instead of running at it with my fire 748 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,800 because I see now, it can be lit on fire. 749 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,560 It's not like magically. 750 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,000 Elements in the space have lit. 751 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:07,500 Yes. 752 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:13,480 I'm going to try to focus really hard 753 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,880 and I'm gonna try to cast Mage Hand 754 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:25,960 to just instead of me running at it, 755 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,360 I'm gonna just Mage Hand it 756 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,440 into the middle of the paper tornado. 757 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,680 Okay, so you're just gonna hold it there. 758 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,480 Yeah, as the pages are flipping by 759 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,000 and just kind of like, it's less of an attack, 760 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,320 more of a, I'm doing this 761 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,920 and if you're running into me then that's your fault. 762 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,360 Why are you lighting yourself on fire? 763 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,320 Yes, exactly. 764 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,920 Okay, perfect. 765 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,480 That's what I wanna do. 766 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:58,279 So placement effect rather than trying to attack. 767 00:32:58,279 --> 00:32:58,599 Yeah. 768 00:32:58,599 --> 00:32:59,240 Yeah, sure. 769 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,160 Yeah, that's what I wanna do. 770 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,079 Yeah, I don't think an attack roll is necessary. 771 00:33:05,079 --> 00:33:06,519 Needed for that, you're placing it 772 00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:07,960 in the center of this being, 773 00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:10,839 trying to just light it on fire. 774 00:33:10,839 --> 00:33:14,519 So roll me a D6 for fire damage. 775 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,120 Yeah, two. 776 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:27,400 Okay, your Mage Hand takes some of this bundled up. 777 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,400 Sorry, you took the torch or the pages? 778 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:30,680 The torch. 779 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,080 The torch. 780 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,440 Your Mage Hand grabs the torch and just holds it in. 781 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,520 So it sees it coming and begins 782 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:40,280 to do the same swirling cyclonic effect around it 783 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,280 which you see the flame kind of flickering in and out 784 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,840 but then reforms over top of it. 785 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,160 You see burning embers begin to form 786 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,120 in the center of it and it, 787 00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,120 the face of this creature wipes clean of Kavlaran 788 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,600 and your name appears on it, Alydin. 789 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,720 I give it the finger. 790 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,680 I'm gonna let the listeners decide which one. 791 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,680 It's this one. 792 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,519 The pinky finger. 793 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:15,720 Pinkies up, yep. 794 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,240 So threatening. 795 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,440 Bizarre, back to you. 796 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,159 So there's fire happening in the space. 797 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:26,039 It looks like there's like a now burning core 798 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,920 because of the torch placed in the middle of it. 799 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,240 But it's still alive. 800 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,679 It's now just a zombie. 801 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:33,720 It's a fire zombie. 802 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,000 That we've made in this. 803 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,320 I've made everything deanfo much worse. 804 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,920 The one time fire wasn't helpful for us. 805 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,720 God damn. 806 00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:44,039 Who could have thought? 807 00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:46,679 At the risk of those attacks coming back around. 808 00:34:47,399 --> 00:34:47,960 You know what? 809 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,199 I'm gonna do a cantrip. 810 00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:51,879 I'm gonna cast control flame 811 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:55,639 and I'm gonna instantaneously expand the flame 812 00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:57,000 five feet in one direction. 813 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,119 So the flame from its core straight up through its face. 814 00:35:00,839 --> 00:35:01,339 Yes. 815 00:35:02,119 --> 00:35:03,079 Love it. 816 00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:03,579 Okay. 817 00:35:05,159 --> 00:35:07,399 Provided that wood or other fuel is present 818 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,480 in the new location and I assume paper. 819 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,480 Yeah, paper counts. 820 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,319 Amazing. 821 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:15,239 Roll me two D6. 822 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,240 Fire damage, please. 823 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,400 That's gonna be five fire damage. 824 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,360 Which is actually going to be 10 fire damage. 825 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,920 And please tell me how this destroys this creature. 826 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:30,760 Oh yeah. 827 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,440 So as it assembles the flame core around the torch 828 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,920 that is being held by Alydin's mage hand. 829 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,520 I flick my hand out just ever so slightly 830 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,520 just to like give it that little extra oomph 831 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,880 splits the core open and just kind of like 832 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,679 peels back in like layers of paper 833 00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:53,079 burning embers floating off 834 00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:57,079 and then that slowly engulfs the entire creature 835 00:35:57,079 --> 00:36:00,599 bringing it to just like a dusty ashy outline 836 00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:02,519 that's swirling around in circles 837 00:36:02,519 --> 00:36:05,639 and then ends into a spiraling pattern of ash on the floor. 838 00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:12,280 Oh, let's get some good audio of the clank of steel and stone 839 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,640 that ended up hitting the ground 840 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,240 after all the pages are burnt away. 841 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,440 Yeah, love it. 842 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,920 Yeah, production. 843 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,800 I'm the page master, bitch. 844 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:23,960 Oh yeah. 845 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,519 The creature before you engulfs in flame 846 00:36:30,519 --> 00:36:33,080 and as described the room is now clear. 847 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,840 All the pages have lit on fire 848 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,840 and are burning up in the corners 849 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,960 as everything is blowing around the space. 850 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,840 You see some of the pages as they're burning 851 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,199 the words crawling across its body slow 852 00:36:48,199 --> 00:36:50,119 and then freeze mid-letter 853 00:36:50,119 --> 00:36:52,280 and ink bleeds backwards 854 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,920 into the seams of parchment and stone 855 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,559 as if pulled by an unseen hand. 856 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,159 The quill blade that fell to the ground 857 00:37:01,159 --> 00:37:03,720 softens and collapses into loose pages 858 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:06,920 that scatter and also light on fire 859 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,199 fade into dust 860 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,600 and for a moment there's nothing. 861 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,960 Then the room itself seemingly exhales. 862 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,240 The shelves grind once more, 863 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,880 not in threat this time, 864 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,840 but in retreat. 865 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,920 Stone books slide back into the walls 866 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,720 and titles erasing themselves as they vanish 867 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,040 until the chamber is bare 868 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,280 save for that far wall. 869 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,120 Where a door should be 870 00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:41,079 there is now only stone, unbroken, unmarked. 871 00:37:42,359 --> 00:37:45,639 A pause stretches almost too long 872 00:37:46,759 --> 00:37:48,119 and the floor shivers. 873 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,880 Fine lines etch themselves outward 874 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,359 from a single point at the chamber center 875 00:37:55,159 --> 00:37:58,119 not cracks but deliberate marks. 876 00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:00,440 A diagram emerges. 877 00:38:01,319 --> 00:38:04,359 Circles, angles, intersecting paths 878 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,680 carved with impossible precision. 879 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,039 It's a map. 880 00:38:09,559 --> 00:38:12,120 Vintersmouth sits at its heart 881 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,120 not centered but pierced through 882 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,640 as if something passes through the city 883 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,160 rather than rests within it. 884 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,079 Three lines extend outward. 885 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,000 Two are still. 886 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,320 The third flickers 887 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,079 its edges blurring, shifting by the second 888 00:38:33,079 --> 00:38:34,679 sliding across the stone 889 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:37,239 like a shadow that can't decide where to settle. 890 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,719 As you watch, the line drifts slowly 891 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,880 away from the city, away from here. 892 00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:47,960 The air grows heavy. 893 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,759 Pressure builds behind your eyes 894 00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:53,000 like a thought trying to finish itself. 895 00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:55,079 You understand. 896 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,199 This was never an entrance. 897 00:38:58,199 --> 00:38:59,159 It was a marker. 898 00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:01,559 A false index. 899 00:39:02,199 --> 00:39:02,840 A test. 900 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,039 A way to see who would come looking 901 00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,880 and how they would read the record. 902 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,559 Behind you, faint and distant, 903 00:39:11,559 --> 00:39:13,400 the sound of quills resume 904 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,519 not here but elsewhere. 905 00:39:18,199 --> 00:39:21,079 The ink hesitates before writing 906 00:39:21,079 --> 00:39:22,279 as if considering you. 907 00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,400 The words appear uneven 908 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,079 pressure changing mid-stroke. 909 00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:30,039 Seeker accepted. 910 00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:34,840 Then, after a pause, entry requires contribution. 911 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,159 One final mark bleeds through the stone. 912 00:39:40,119 --> 00:39:43,880 Not words, but a name-shaped blur 913 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,440 half-formed and familiar. 914 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,639 The ground begins to shake and tremble 915 00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:53,719 and you look behind you 916 00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,480 at a path where again there wasn't one 917 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,760 with light down at the end of the tunnel begins to form. 918 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,800 Stone begins to fall from the walls 919 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,320 as Alistair grabs you and says, 920 00:40:08,199 --> 00:40:10,760 he runs over to the wall 921 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,760 and begins sketching the map that he sees 922 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,519 and the room is collapsing down around you. 923 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,480 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season four, 924 00:40:25,639 --> 00:40:30,360 season four, episode 51, starring Amy More as Alydin, 925 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,679 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, 926 00:40:32,679 --> 00:40:34,840 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 927 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,320 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, 928 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,039 and Russ More as your Dungeon Master. 929 00:40:40,039 --> 00:40:42,599 Dialogue, editing, and sound design of today's episode 930 00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:43,800 is by Russ More. 931 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,280 Our community manager is Jessica Babiak. 932 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,119 Music is from Epidemic Sound, 933 00:40:48,119 --> 00:40:50,280 and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound, 934 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,360 Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 935 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,079 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. 936 00:40:55,159 --> 00:40:57,559 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 937 00:40:57,559 --> 00:40:59,559 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, 938 00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:01,880 Angaron Kierzen, Perry Matey, 939 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,039 Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 940 00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:06,679 Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, 941 00:41:06,679 --> 00:41:10,920 L.A. Branton, Chibs1012, and Kudzu828. 942 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,279 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon-supported podcast, 943 00:41:14,279 --> 00:41:16,759 and all of our amazing community help make sure 944 00:41:16,759 --> 00:41:20,199 that we have adventures for you every single week. 945 00:41:20,199 --> 00:41:23,239 Come join us today, patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast. 946 00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:24,599 We hope to see you over there, 947 00:41:24,599 --> 00:41:28,759 and you have yourself, right now, a great week. 948 00:41:28,759 --> 00:41:30,759 Yes, and we'll talk to you very, very soon. 949 00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,000 Well, there's no lap option, 950 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,480 because I stopped it because we paused. 951 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,159 So now I'm gonna start and then lap. 952 00:41:39,159 --> 00:41:39,559 I did it. 953 00:41:39,559 --> 00:41:40,679 Well, fuck it, let's play. 954 00:41:40,679 --> 00:41:42,679 Welcome to D&D Dungeons. 955 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,199 Fuck it. 956 00:41:44,199 --> 00:41:45,799 That's Dumbgeons and Dragons. 957 00:41:45,799 --> 00:41:47,559 Play, yeah. 958 00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:48,759 Fuck it, Dragon Books. 959 00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:51,559 Dragon Books, Dragon Books. 960 00:41:52,279 --> 00:41:55,239 And that's where we'll end it. 961 00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:56,519 No, you're not here next week. 962 00:41:56,519 --> 00:41:58,119 I have to have a description to get you out of here. 963 00:41:58,119 --> 00:41:59,799 I know, but he ended on such a good line. 964 00:41:59,799 --> 00:42:01,079 I know, that was so good. 965 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:08,920 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D production.