1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:20,719 Hello and welcome to the fifth wedding for Lord Harrison Goldweave. Your invitation, please. Oh, yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Please come in, grab a drink and have a seat on the bride or the groom side. Oh, it doesn't matter. Actually, take a seat wherever you like. Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 2 00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:44,719 We find ourselves in Kingstown in a beautiful banquet hall. People have started to show up for the wedding of Lord Harrison, who's a very well-known noble in the region. And we see our good friend Kavlaran come through the front doors looking a little lost, bewildered. How's Kav doing? 3 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:49,240 Kav's a little tired after his his trip over there, his unexpected trip. 4 00:00:49,280 --> 00:01:09,799 Yeah, you were approached by a page who basically said without warning that your father was preparing for his fifth wedding, and you found yourself here and you see an usher, you know, greeting people at the door. He looks over and sees you and gives you a raised eyebrows and a wave to come over to him. 5 00:01:10,039 --> 00:01:36,599 And I make my way over and I'm like, Hi, where do I go? Who do I talk to? You must know, right? Yes. Yes. You are the son, Kavlaran Goldweave. Yes. Yes, that would be me. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Your father is in the, well, it's the holding facility for for the husband's jail. 6 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,080 He's in groom jail. 7 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:53,440 He's in groom jail. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, dear. He's in groom jail. He's waiting for you. He was hoping that you would arrive just on time. Shall I announce your arrival? Or are you good to find your way back there? I know he's had two weddings here previously. 8 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:58,640 Yeah, you know what? I'm old hat with this venue. So not a problem. I'll just I'll see myself back there. 9 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:09,759 Love it. Well, I will I will tend to hear if you need anything, any direction whatsoever beyond where to find your father, you know where to find me. Yes. And your name was Benny Benson. 10 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:20,240 Benny Benson. Oh, that'll be an easy one to remember. Thanks, Benny. You're welcome. You're welcome, sir. Oh, no, put those down. And he rushes off towards the gift table. 11 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:37,520 All right. I make my way. I make my way back to where Papa should be. Yes. And I like knock our special little knock on the door. It's three short taps in a row. 12 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:39,560 He'll know. 13 00:02:39,560 --> 00:03:08,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast. And I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He him also with me today is Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave. He him. Yeah, I said hustle. Karla Maxted as Lady Marison the first. Like you did in college. Like that sort of experimenting or Amy More as Elowen the second. So you're saying there's there's still a shot. And Kyle Claset as Baroness Yiselle the third. It's the third grandson. Nobody wants to be the third grandson. 14 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:24,280 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast. And we'd love for you to join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. You'll get a seven day free trial to check things out. And now let's get right to it. Fuck it. Let's play. 15 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:51,520 Three short taps in a row go and you often the often the main chamber you hear music begin to drift down the hallways. You hear more guests. It's getting a little busier out there. And you hear from inside the deep voice of your father. Call in. Yes, please. Come in. I'm trying to tie my tie. 16 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,560 Papa, is that any way to greet your son? 17 00:03:55,120 --> 00:04:12,040 Kavlaran? Oh, I did the special knock. Oh, well, yes, you did. It's been quite a while since we've experienced that knock around here, though. Said you were out adventuring. Just there was kind of a rapid fire thing there for a little while. 18 00:04:12,359 --> 00:04:14,719 Yes. Well, when you know, you know. 19 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:28,279 Oh, yeah. Well, you always say I do. I do. I do thank the gods that you are here. I mean, I was hoping you would arrive before the seating became well, complicated, which it appears you have. 20 00:04:30,519 --> 00:04:32,399 What do you mean by complicated? 21 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:38,800 I don't suppose you've noticed how many familiar faces are already here on your way in. 22 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,639 No, I literally just got here. 23 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:46,399 OK, well, well, I mean, they all assured me that they behave and I believe them. 24 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:54,360 Truly, I just history suggests optimism is not my strongest skill. 25 00:04:56,519 --> 00:05:02,759 This matters, Kav, not because it's another wedding, because it's this one. 26 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:07,279 She deserves a day that isn't haunted by my poor judgment. 27 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:13,880 OK, all right. I don't even think I caught her name from the page that came to get me. 28 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,080 What? Sorry, what was her name? 29 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,160 Gwendovere. 30 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,840 Gwendovere. Oh, it's a beautiful name. 31 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,840 It is. She's a beautiful woman. 32 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,120 You're going to love her. 33 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:27,120 She's, of course, not replacing your mother. 34 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,680 Nobody, nobody could do that. 35 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:36,680 Look, Kavlar, and he he meets your eyes in earnest. 36 00:05:37,079 --> 00:05:42,319 I. I would prefer if there wasn't shouting today. 37 00:05:42,439 --> 00:05:50,639 Oh, OK. Well, the last couple of your weddings that I've been to, that has not been the case. 38 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:59,120 That is true. At the last couple of my weddings, not all of my previous wives were there, though. 39 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:04,399 Ah, yes. So here's. 40 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,560 I'm glad you're here, boy. 41 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,319 I need your assistance. 42 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:12,600 I don't I don't want I don't want shouting. 43 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:15,000 I don't want speeches. 44 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,959 I don't want tears unless they're appropriate. 45 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,000 He pauses. 46 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:28,879 Gives a bit of a rueful smile and says, I love love, my boy. 47 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,079 But love has a habit of leaving debris behind. 48 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,600 He gestures vaguely toward the hall. 49 00:06:36,199 --> 00:06:39,920 Marisandre will want accuracy. 50 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:47,439 Elluin will want meaning and Hizel will want entertainment. 51 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:53,160 And Corvela, he pauses and then looks at his shoes. 52 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,879 No, let's not borrow trouble, shall we? 53 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:05,719 I'm asking you not as my son, but as the most competent adult in the room to keep the peace. 54 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,920 Talk to them, distract them, if necessary, lie to them. 55 00:07:11,079 --> 00:07:12,600 I trust your judgment. 56 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,480 OK, so just like. 57 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:23,439 Hang with each of them equally so that none of them are jealous of any of the other ones or the new wife. 58 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:28,240 Yes, and if any of them look like they are about to start anything, 59 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:33,199 Kavlar, and you know, you know, the traditional signals that they give off. 60 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,000 If you could just shut her down. 61 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,759 OK, yeah, yeah. 62 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,720 I know it's an unfair thing to ask. 63 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,879 I've made a habit of those. 64 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,800 But if all goes well, no one remembers anything but the vows. 65 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,519 And that's all I want. 66 00:07:48,519 --> 00:07:49,879 Sure, I can do this. 67 00:07:49,879 --> 00:07:51,839 I can do this. 68 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,600 I can do this. 69 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,600 I can do this. 70 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,640 You have always been good at bAlydincing ledgers. 71 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,720 Consider this an emotional one, Kavlar. 72 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,000 I can do this. 73 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:11,760 He gives you a firm pat on the back and looks hard into your eyes and says, 74 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,840 I know you can. 75 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,920 Shall we seal it with our traditional father, son high five? 76 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,080 We certainly shall. 77 00:08:20,159 --> 00:08:23,479 He. Extends his hand high, 78 00:08:23,599 --> 00:08:25,519 but I start coming in low. 79 00:08:25,519 --> 00:08:30,120 And then he goes in for the windmill, which connects down low, 80 00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:32,919 says, gotcha classic. 81 00:08:35,199 --> 00:08:37,159 Describing knocks and high 82 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:40,279 five on a podcast has now perfect. 83 00:08:40,399 --> 00:08:42,799 It's my favorite thing. 84 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,720 Wait till you hear about the multifunctional sleeping bag, Amy. 85 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:51,800 Tell me more, baby. 86 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,399 Just wait, I'm going to describe a handshake to you later 87 00:08:55,399 --> 00:08:58,240 that's going to rock you to your core. 88 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,639 Amazing. 89 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,600 You finish your high five and he says, OK, well, we'll go get a good seat. 90 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,720 Things can start early as guests are arriving, you know, some of 91 00:09:10,399 --> 00:09:14,240 some of my lovely dear wives like to make a grand entrance. 92 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,240 And perhaps we can hit them off at the pass. 93 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,000 Yeah, I can do this. 94 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,159 I got this. You know it. 95 00:09:22,639 --> 00:09:24,159 Absolutely. Uh huh. 96 00:09:24,159 --> 00:09:25,919 I'm just going to. Yeah, I'm going to. 97 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:29,399 I'm going to just keep pepping myself up while I walk out of here 98 00:09:29,399 --> 00:09:30,440 and go get it done. 99 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:34,240 If you if you need absolutely need anything to have this. 100 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:39,399 Benny Benson, go see Benny and he will help you if you need anything. 101 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:43,120 Sorry, I didn't catch any great talking myself up. 102 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:46,919 The door shuts behind you and you find yourself 103 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,360 pumping yourself up, moving back to the hall 104 00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:53,159 where many more guests have arrived. 105 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:56,919 And you out of the corner of your eye, 106 00:09:56,919 --> 00:09:59,799 as you look up between one of these positive affirmations, 107 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,440 turn and look and see who is un 108 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,279 not unrecognizable. 109 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,759 You see some. I don't know who I see. 110 00:10:12,759 --> 00:10:15,480 You've never met any of these women before in your life. 111 00:10:15,639 --> 00:10:17,120 Even your own mother. 112 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,919 Sorry. It was for the maid. 113 00:10:20,159 --> 00:10:23,679 Yeah, you see your father's Lord 114 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:29,279 Harrison's first wife, Lady Marisande, enter the hall. 115 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:33,639 Carla, if you could describe Lady Marisande 116 00:10:33,639 --> 00:10:36,279 and what she's doing as she enters. 117 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:39,279 Lady Marisande is very tall, of course. 118 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:44,039 Also a half elf, very, very elegant of an age with your father. 119 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:46,399 So of of a similar age. 120 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:50,480 So beautiful, like natural gray hair in an updo. 121 00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:53,839 Very elegant, stern face, 122 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:58,919 let's say, not not smiling, quite austere looking. OK. 123 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:04,519 Oh, Kavlar, and I was so hoping I would get to see you. 124 00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:08,399 Oh, Lady M, it is wonderful to see you as well. 125 00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:11,120 How are you doing, dear boy? Where are you now? 126 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:14,120 You know, I've been a little bit of here and a little bit of there 127 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,120 and a little bit of other worlds and other planes of existence. 128 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,559 But right now, just like you did in college, 129 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:25,120 like that sort of experiment, I mean, adjacent to that. 130 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,799 A little more like you could reach out and grab it sort of thing 131 00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:31,519 this time, but still weird as fuck. 132 00:11:31,519 --> 00:11:34,399 Yeah, yeah. But anyway, Vinter Smith. 133 00:11:34,399 --> 00:11:35,799 I've been hanging out in Vinter Smith. 134 00:11:35,799 --> 00:11:37,399 Oh, interesting. 135 00:11:37,399 --> 00:11:40,679 Yes, I know a few of the noble families over there. 136 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:43,199 Oh, of course you do. Of course, you know, I know. 137 00:11:43,199 --> 00:11:46,840 I mean, there's Lord and Lady Bucket over there. 138 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:51,039 I know. I mean, I know all of the more distinguished guests 139 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:55,519 at this event. Of course, I have been in your father's life 140 00:11:55,519 --> 00:12:03,039 since he stole my youth and beauty for many, many years. 141 00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:05,679 Did you know there's an open bar, Lady M? 142 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,720 What's that? We have an open bar. 143 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,120 It's just right over here. 144 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:14,280 Oh, well, I could do with maybe a maybe a martini. 145 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:19,080 You know, alcohol always helps smooth these social occasions. 146 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,640 So absolutely perfect. 147 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,040 Every time you want to drink, you just like, give me a little signal 148 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,600 and I'll make sure a new one appears in your hand. 149 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,640 You're a very sweet boy, very, very sweet. 150 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,200 I fell a little far from the tree, but still relatively close. 151 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:39,400 The further from the male tree, probably the better in your case. 152 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,520 So well done. Of course, of course. 153 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,759 Yes. Oh, I've missed you, Lady M. 154 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:45,040 It's lovely to see you. 155 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,840 And I give you one little smooch on the cheek and then whisk myself away 156 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,600 to the bar, because that'll help. That's right. 157 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,440 I immediately steered her to the bar. 158 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,280 Yeah, great. Things are going good so far. 159 00:12:56,280 --> 00:13:01,400 Yeah. And as you turn and see Lady M walking towards the bar, 160 00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:04,840 you see turning away from the bar with a fresh drink in her hand. 161 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,799 Your father's second wife, Ellowin. 162 00:13:07,799 --> 00:13:12,600 Ellowin is also half elf, so tall, 163 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:16,600 very slight, almost kind of frail looking. 164 00:13:17,319 --> 00:13:20,319 She is wearing what 165 00:13:20,319 --> 00:13:22,559 some might 166 00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:28,679 see as a wedding dress. Yes. 167 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,880 Mm hmm. 168 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:35,080 Whether or not it is the wedding dress 169 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:41,120 that she wore when marrying Cav's dad, 170 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,120 she'll never tell, but she will tell you it is that same dress. 171 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,560 And this is not her first drink. 172 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:54,440 So she's already had a couple. 173 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,440 What what do they serve in? 174 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,720 What's the special? 175 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,720 Yeah, what's the special beverage? 176 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,120 Because, you know, there's always a theme drink. 177 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,200 Do they have a signature cocktail? 178 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,760 Yeah, I would hope so. 179 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,000 I'm assuming the new wife is very young, 180 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,560 so they must have a hashtag and a signature. 181 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,160 Oh, absolutely. There's a little like selfie station. 182 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,000 You know, they've got it all. 183 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,080 Yeah, no, they they have absolutely all of that. 184 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,640 And the signature cocktail 185 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:25,680 is called, as you see on the menu, the fifth times the charm. 186 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:31,160 It's a drink that it's. 187 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,960 Yeah. OK. 188 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,680 Drink the drink and she's had a couple of them. 189 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,440 Twenty twenty six is going to drink. 190 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,640 Listed beneath it are the ingredients, which are aged 191 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:50,920 brandy, elderflower liqueur, fresh citrus, a splash of sparkling wine. 192 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,880 And it's finished with a gold dusted cherry 193 00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:56,360 or citrus peel tied in a knot. 194 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,120 I hope it's a citrus peel. 195 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,120 Cherry seems extra creepy. 196 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,399 But like, you don't know which one until you get the drink. 197 00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:06,919 Yeah, it depends on which side of the bar you get it served from. 198 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:09,320 Right. There you go. 199 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:14,480 OK, let's do a middle. 200 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,559 We've already been doing a middle where we've been talking about lapping 201 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,440 timers. Yeah, that's true. 202 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,039 Well, welcome to it. 203 00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:25,439 We started in media res for the middle. 204 00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:28,599 Yeah. You're joining us now for an intense discussion 205 00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:33,719 about whether to start and stop a timer or hit lap pros and cons. 206 00:15:34,079 --> 00:15:36,319 I think what we've discovered. 207 00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:39,039 This is coming to you secretly in the middle is that Russ 208 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,919 just didn't know what lap did. 209 00:15:40,919 --> 00:15:44,439 Yeah. And it was, in fact, a good idea. 210 00:15:44,439 --> 00:15:46,039 Oh, of course. Yeah, of course it was. 211 00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:48,399 It's always a good idea. 212 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:52,039 But it seems silly because, you know, of how sportsy I am. 213 00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:55,480 That's true. That's very true. 214 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,720 I'm dying. You were a runner for a while. 215 00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:02,919 I did. When this podcast started, you were a runner. 216 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,879 That's true. It's true. 217 00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:08,439 And I constantly think of how I should do that again. 218 00:16:08,439 --> 00:16:11,000 But then don't. 219 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,840 So maybe that's the call. 220 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,439 This is that it was hard then. 221 00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:16,799 I'm remembering how hard it was. 222 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:21,840 And now my body's 10 years older than it was when I did it 223 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,400 and thought it was hard. 224 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,080 Every once in a while, I hop on just to see if I can do it. 225 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,000 And I can run straight for like 10 to 15 minutes. 226 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,680 OK, I'm glad you can still run when you need to do it. 227 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,720 When I need to. You never know when you're going to need to run. 228 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,520 I just put up a poster of a bear on the back wall. 229 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,800 Sure. Yeah. That gives me motivation. 230 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,720 Does that give you motivation? That gives me motivation. 231 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,280 By not looking at it? 232 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,280 By not looking at it. I know it's there. 233 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,839 So if I stop and get off that bear, still there. 234 00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:49,720 I got to keep going. 235 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,039 It's just a mirror of you. 236 00:16:51,039 --> 00:16:53,519 You're watching yourself running from a bear. 237 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,679 Just terrifying. It's not even a mirror. 238 00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:57,679 I just have the selfie cam on. 239 00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:05,639 So I have 10 to 15 minute videos of me being chased by a poster bear. 240 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,359 Love it. Do you yell too? Because no one's home. 241 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,639 No, nobody's home. The dogs freak the fuck out. 242 00:17:09,639 --> 00:17:11,039 Yeah, no. 243 00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:12,240 Yeah, nobody hears you scream 244 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,279 when you're running on a treadmill away from a fake bear. 245 00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:17,160 That's that was the original tagline for Aliens. 246 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,200 Makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. 247 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,639 Didn't land quite as well in focus groups, though. 248 00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:24,519 Oh, boy. They don't know what they're missing. 249 00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:26,319 This is our tightest middle yet. 250 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,599 It really is. Yeah. 251 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:29,119 Yeah, it's the most natural. 252 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,839 Hey, when you join us on Patreon at Patreon.com 253 00:17:31,839 --> 00:17:33,839 slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 254 00:17:33,839 --> 00:17:38,079 If I did actually have those videos, I might upload them, 255 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:39,000 but I probably would. 256 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:44,200 Oh, he doesn't know when he is turning tail before he gets through that door. 257 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,720 I would totally probably not post them. 258 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,160 Yeah, I don't want to be held to this. 259 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,759 Seems like something nobody needs. 260 00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:54,759 But what you do need is an episode dedication, right? 261 00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:56,759 Oh, and you can go there. 262 00:17:56,759 --> 00:18:00,319 You can sign up and then you get put into the randomizer. 263 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:02,080 And then we tell you. 264 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,000 Rob Lowe comes out. He tells you. 265 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,360 Oh, no. This is the floor. 266 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,759 Yeah. 267 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,000 Mm hmm. That's exactly. 268 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,279 Name every type of pasta you can. Go. 269 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,400 Oh, God. 270 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:19,040 But you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, Nathan Ervin. 271 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,920 Thanks, Nathan. 272 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,000 Thanks, Nathan. 273 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,640 Nathan, let us know. 274 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,720 Lap picture of a bear. 275 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,600 Any of that resonating with you? 276 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,960 Pasta, Rob Lowe. 277 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,759 You know, there's a lot of touch points in this one for Nathan. 278 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,120 Indeed. I feel like I certainly hope so. 279 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,440 Pulled this straight from Nathan's CV. 280 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,280 Yeah. You know, all of the experience in Nathan's life, 281 00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:42,599 we've really just rolled up right here. 282 00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:44,519 Imagine that was true. 283 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,920 I hope at least I hope it is too. 284 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,599 I hope it's not the bear thing. 285 00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:49,960 I hope it's also not the bear. 286 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,559 Well, the picture of a bear. Fine. 287 00:18:51,559 --> 00:18:53,079 But not an actual. Yeah. 288 00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:56,440 I hope on Nathan's resume, it's just like friends with Rob Lowe. 289 00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:59,200 That would probably hire him. 290 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:03,599 I often put on my resume credited next to Jeff Goldblum. 291 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:08,000 So yes, ask no more questions. 292 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,759 Please. Nothing else. 293 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,119 Yeah. But thank you very much, Nathan. 294 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,319 Patreon.com. 295 00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:18,160 I'm Dragoncast. We hope to see you over there. 296 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,839 Please come join us. 297 00:19:20,839 --> 00:19:23,119 Please, please, please. 298 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,400 Please, please, please. 299 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,319 Please. OK, hit the lap. 300 00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:31,000 How long was that one? 301 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,759 Oh, no, I didn't even hit the timer. 302 00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:34,759 Oh, boy. 303 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:35,440 Oh, we have to start again. 304 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,920 Get us back to the episode, Russ. 305 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,920 Get us back to the episode. 306 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,560 Take it back to the top. 307 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,320 Love you. Bye. 308 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,160 Love you. Bye. 309 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,039 As you are approaching Lady M, 310 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:50,480 you see Eloin coming with a fresh fifth 311 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,240 time's the charm in her hand. 312 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,320 Oh, well, if it isn't the replacement. 313 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,080 Lovely to see you. 314 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,360 Oh, are you? You as well. 315 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:05,160 You're looking good. 316 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,519 Yeah. Yeah. 317 00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:09,720 You know, that's so lovely. 318 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:14,080 I I wouldn't dare put on my wedding dress 319 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:19,160 from so, so, so many years ago. 320 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,759 But you are. 321 00:20:20,759 --> 00:20:23,320 Well, you're very brave, aren't you? 322 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,000 You're very brave. 323 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,759 After you two were finished, 324 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,400 you just after I was replaced by you against my will. 325 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,000 The heart wants what the heart wants. 326 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,640 Mm hmm. 327 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,800 Younger, hotter woman, I understand. 328 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,240 The heart definitely was the one that wanted that. 329 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,120 Listen, it wasn't all about. 330 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,960 Physical, they. 331 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,400 Wait a minute. 332 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,440 I mean, obviously, you didn't you didn't you didn't provide an heir, did you? 333 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:55,080 So, yes, that's why we're both replaced. 334 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:57,640 Yeah. 335 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,120 You hear the sound of catfight. 336 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:02,920 Rare. 337 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,000 You hear the sound of like moving of furniture 338 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,240 happening from the other side of the hall, loud enough 339 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,440 like somebody is now dragging a table behind them. 340 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,920 And you turn and look. 341 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,759 And, well, I mean, the three of you recognize immediately. 342 00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:20,920 Cav, you've allowed this conversation to go on. 343 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,640 That may not work in your favor. 344 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:27,240 You see Baroness Yaselle rearranging some furniture. 345 00:21:27,759 --> 00:21:29,880 Oh, there she is. 346 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:33,040 Yaselle, she makes me like you a lot better. 347 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,320 Hey, Lady M. That was almost a compliment. 348 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,680 Oh, I just have I just heard from Lord Lady Bucket 349 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,720 that they would love to have you for a minute. 350 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,200 Oh, that's so sweet. 351 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,400 They just welcome their third grandson. 352 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,880 I'll have to go say hello. 353 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,120 Perfect. Great. 354 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,920 I'll see you later. 355 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,200 I guess. 356 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,320 Hello and probably at the bar. 357 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,640 Well, and how are you settling in? 358 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,480 Everything good? Are you good? 359 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,040 Well, no, no, Cav. 360 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,560 OK, OK. 361 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:12,000 If if you were at the love of your life's fifth wedding. 362 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,680 Well, I mean, what you need to remember, though, 363 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,080 is that this is only the fifth official wedding. 364 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,880 If she says yes, there have been like 17 weddings. 365 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,600 Only four have stuck, though. 366 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,560 You're just saying that to be nice. 367 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,200 No, no, no, it's true. 368 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:32,240 I have a running list of the weddings I've attended. 369 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,559 It's almost double digits. 370 00:22:35,559 --> 00:22:38,400 OK, so you're saying there's there's still a shot. 371 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,799 There's still a shot. 372 00:22:39,799 --> 00:22:42,680 Absolutely. There's still a shot. OK. 373 00:22:43,519 --> 00:22:46,039 All right. You know, I could have been your mom. 374 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,480 I mean, that would have been wonderful if it had happened. 375 00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:53,880 But I'm so glad that we're so close. 376 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:58,000 Me too. You know, blended families are beautiful. 377 00:22:58,279 --> 00:23:00,480 And no matter what happens, 378 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,799 I hope you can always look to me as a kind of mother figure. 379 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,000 Of course. Now, unfortunately, speaking of mother figures, 380 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,200 I have to go deal with mine. 381 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,559 So I just I'll be back soon, though. 382 00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:15,960 I'd love to keep chatting, but I just, you know, 383 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,519 I got to go do that thing. Of course. 384 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:23,120 Yeah, no, I'm just I'm going to go talk to some of the bridesmaids. 385 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,720 Perfect. Perfect. Goodbye. High five. 386 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,120 Oh, yeah, for sure. 387 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:32,880 So we raise our hands up, but like up, like really, really high, like tiptoes. 388 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,240 But then we just stand there and wiggle our fingers 389 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,440 and we don't actually connect. It's perfect. 390 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,760 And as you depart this and head towards your mother, 391 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,480 Baroness Yaselle, the third, the third wife, 392 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,200 Kyle, if you could please describe Baroness Yaselle. 393 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,760 Well, quick question. Is Lord Harrison a human or an elf? 394 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,240 He is. 395 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,480 Well, he's let's let's say he's the elf. 396 00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:03,920 Yeah, but he's Elven. 397 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,960 Yeah. OK. 398 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,720 Then you see Baroness Yaselle bent over. 399 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,359 She's wearing a green dress. 400 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:16,119 It's like an a there's a asymmetrical aspect to it and some chiffon lace. 401 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,079 But her hair is kind of just bent over. 402 00:24:18,079 --> 00:24:23,079 She's like tugging this this table to like merge it with another one, 403 00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:27,879 dragging it over like slowly just hurt across the floor. 404 00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:31,599 And it's like, Cal, darling, come, come help me with this. 405 00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:33,359 It's it's heavy, please. 406 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,799 Kyle, I thought legitimately you were going to tell me 407 00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:38,919 that she had an A on her dress that was scarlet in color. 408 00:24:38,919 --> 00:24:42,559 And I was like, oh, my God, like this wedding is already off. 409 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,240 So your mom. Oh, my God. Yeah. 410 00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:52,599 Oh, first off, well, lovely to see you as always. 411 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,520 Yes. Peck on the cheek. 412 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,280 Yeah, we're not supposed to move the furniture, though. 413 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,520 You know that, right? 414 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,080 We got placed. 415 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,920 Well, I got placed to those fucking buckets and they have their new kid 416 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,440 and Mark Wilson or something. 417 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,920 Their grandkid. I don't know. Mark Wilson. 418 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,480 It's their third grandson. 419 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,880 Nobody wants to hear about it. 420 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,600 No, I mean, it's you're more than right. 421 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,400 I mean, maybe we won't just say that as loud as you did. 422 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,680 Just for people that are nearby and might overhear it. 423 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,720 But everyone agrees with you. 424 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,200 Nobody wants to hear about it. 425 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:36,000 Well, so you can you can get my spot switched, right? 426 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,120 If you go and ask your father pretty please. 427 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,200 And I could just honestly, I could switch some around and, you know, 428 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,960 say it was a servant or something that got something wrong. 429 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,000 Yeah, we can definitely we could definitely do that. 430 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,039 You know what, though, I will. 431 00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:56,160 I'll just go I'll pop over and talk to him real quick 432 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,119 and just make sure that that's like a OK. 433 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:01,960 Just because I know he had some reservations. 434 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,319 It was called like the Triangle of Sadness. 435 00:26:04,319 --> 00:26:08,920 He had it mapped out at one point and never between shall they twine, 436 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,880 you know, that sort of thing. 437 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,400 Well, ask him. I'll go ahead and get started. 438 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,440 Oh, OK. Yeah, I'll be real quick. 439 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,839 I'll be you better be you better. 440 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,440 It's going to be a great day, isn't it? 441 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,640 Are you excited? 442 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,720 Another mom. 443 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,080 I am excited. 444 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,880 I mean, do you think you'll have when it's all said and done? 445 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,000 You know, I think it's going to be about eight. 446 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Just it's been like it's picking up steam, it seems like. 447 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,440 So it's respectable. 448 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,440 Anyway, I'll be right back. 449 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,600 Oh, yes. 450 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,800 I go over and I start grabbing another table 451 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,800 and like pulling it somewhere else, switching cards. 452 00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:52,879 Russ, I'm going to hustle and hustle back to sweet papa. 453 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:57,639 OK, you turn and you look and you like you've clocked three of three of the wives, 454 00:26:57,639 --> 00:26:58,480 including your mother. 455 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,319 And, you know, as you're heading back towards your papa, it's 456 00:27:02,279 --> 00:27:05,559 very clear that there's definitely one missing. 457 00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:09,119 You haven't seen Dame Corvella yet, which has you a little nervous 458 00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:13,279 that she could arrive while you're, you know, tending to things. 459 00:27:14,159 --> 00:27:16,559 But yeah, first thing I thought of when I said I was going to go there, 460 00:27:16,879 --> 00:27:19,679 I was like, oh, my God, the fourth wife's going to show up and I'm not going to be there. 461 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:20,679 It's fine. All right. 462 00:27:20,679 --> 00:27:22,919 Tom's like, I said hustle. 463 00:27:22,919 --> 00:27:26,319 I hustle. I'm moving very quickly. 464 00:27:26,839 --> 00:27:29,519 Barry Allen, let me do a skills role. 465 00:27:29,519 --> 00:27:32,359 Book it back quick knock at the door and you open it. 466 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,559 And your father's sitting in there. 467 00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:37,519 He's he's sitting in a chair, head and hands 468 00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:39,639 resting on his knees. 469 00:27:39,639 --> 00:27:41,039 He's like, oh, Kavlar. 470 00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:43,359 And he just brushes himself off. 471 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,279 Is everything OK? 472 00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:47,119 Real quick, Papa, real quick. 473 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,839 If I had to pick a table to move mother sweet mother 474 00:27:51,399 --> 00:27:54,680 to that would not offend her, who would you suggest? 475 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,279 Is there a table on the patio? 476 00:27:57,279 --> 00:27:59,359 There might be one in the catio. 477 00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,519 Oh, oh, good one. 478 00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:03,839 That might seem like too much. 479 00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:05,839 Yeah, no, you could. 480 00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:07,759 Well, where did we have her place? 481 00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:09,039 We had her place with the buckets. 482 00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:10,079 They were next to the buckets. 483 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:12,079 Yeah, I thought they were great friends. 484 00:28:12,079 --> 00:28:14,039 I thought that would be I know she doesn't want to hear about 485 00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:15,559 the third grandkid is the whole thing. 486 00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:16,879 Yeah, well, you know how she gets. 487 00:28:16,879 --> 00:28:18,759 Nobody wants to hear about the third grandkid. 488 00:28:18,759 --> 00:28:20,319 Totally get that. 489 00:28:20,319 --> 00:28:23,159 Perhaps the Schneider Hounds. 490 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,440 Schneider Hounds. 491 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,799 Yeah, the Schneider Hounds. 492 00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:28,680 They're placed kind of center back, center back. 493 00:28:29,079 --> 00:28:31,319 It is close to the bar, which is a risk. 494 00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:33,399 But you know what? 495 00:28:33,399 --> 00:28:36,119 That bar is going to be liberally used today. 496 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,480 So I think we just we're going to try to keep everyone at the same level 497 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,559 and we'll see how that goes. 498 00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:42,599 All right. Well, I hope that I hope that works out. 499 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,480 The this everybody should be getting ready to be seated 500 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,040 for the ceremony here very soon. 501 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,800 Does it look like it's everybody's arriving and filling out? 502 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,800 I mean, people people are here. 503 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,560 Yeah. Great. 504 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,640 So far, I've seen one, two and three. 505 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,520 No sign of four. 506 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,640 But I got to get back out there. 507 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,760 Yes. No sign of Kroveliet. 508 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,960 OK, good, good, good. 509 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,760 Yeah. Yeah. 510 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,640 Again. Need anything? 511 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,560 Find Benny. Perfect. 512 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,600 Schneider Hounds got it. 513 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,440 Benny got it. Let's go. 514 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,520 You book it back down and you like 515 00:29:11,839 --> 00:29:12,920 clocking the room. 516 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,720 Where do we see a quick quick description? 517 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,279 Where do we see the three of you at this moment? 518 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,759 Lady Marison has gone to the buckets and is in. 519 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,160 Tell me all about Marklson. 520 00:29:27,359 --> 00:29:28,559 I'm in raptures. 521 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:32,319 Tell me all about this very important third grandson. 522 00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:36,200 Did you know I was forced out of my own marriage 523 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,519 before I was able to have children of my own? 524 00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:41,920 So I just am filled with envy. 525 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,200 We did hear that on child one and child two, 526 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,359 but child three's nose seems to have been, you know, 527 00:29:48,359 --> 00:29:50,000 corrected itself to the good. 528 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,480 So not the family. 529 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,160 Not the family schnoz. 530 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,000 No. Oh, wow. 531 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,279 Mm hmm. Yes. 532 00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:59,599 Maybe a milkman involved on this one. 533 00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,799 Eyes crossed or not cross? 534 00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:04,319 Well, if you tap the head just lightly, 535 00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:06,200 they uncross themselves. 536 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,200 Oh, perfect. 537 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,840 Well, that's wonderful progress. 538 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,240 I'm so happy for you. 539 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,120 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 540 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,039 And we transition over to Yissel. 541 00:30:16,039 --> 00:30:19,799 Yissel is talking to one of the one of the helpers 542 00:30:19,799 --> 00:30:20,759 that's setting up. 543 00:30:20,759 --> 00:30:24,799 She's saying, I need to introduce you to my son, Kavlaran. 544 00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:26,920 He absolutely would adore you. 545 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,039 And it's a perfect day for love. 546 00:30:29,039 --> 00:30:29,799 It is love. 547 00:30:29,799 --> 00:30:33,039 But we must put these chairs back over here, miss. 548 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,799 No, no, don't worry about it. 549 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,400 What was your name again? Erika. 550 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,600 Erika. Oh, such a lovely name, Erika. 551 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,040 Why don't you come come with me? 552 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,120 Let me introduce you to my son, Kav. 553 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,800 I know you've got work to do, but 554 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,840 it'll get done. Don't worry. 555 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:53,120 But yes, but they're facing the other side of the facing away from the OK. 556 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,560 OK, perhaps. Yeah. 557 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,120 Let's stop by the bar and I'll grab a drink before we meet him. 558 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,560 As you and Erika are walking back to the bar. 559 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,240 Sorry. 560 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,200 We passed by Eloin. 561 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:09,960 What are you doing? 562 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,680 Oh, Eloin is talking to the bridesmaids. 563 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:17,040 So on a scale from one to ten. Yes. 564 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,519 Like how? 565 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,440 Like how in sync are they really? 566 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,120 Oh, they seem to be very in sync, you know. 567 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,920 I asked for a number. 568 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,960 Well, I have never really quantified that. 569 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,600 Does she know his favorite color? 570 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,040 Does she know just the way he likes to yell? 571 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,320 What do you mean, just the me? 572 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,040 If she hasn't told you about it, she probably doesn't know. 573 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,120 What about in the bedroom? 574 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,080 It was that moment when Kav manages 575 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,040 to like reinsert himself in this conversation. 576 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,560 It's just getting good, Kav. Back off. 577 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,480 You know, you know, it's a rebel yell. 578 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,880 Eloin, that's all. 579 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,880 Oh, oh, that's what you were referring to. 580 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,520 Yeah, sorry, I thought we were talking about the bedroom before. 581 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,480 Yes. No, no, no. 582 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,440 OK, we're going to go. 583 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,560 I think I think I. Yeah, that's good. 584 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 585 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,800 Do warn her his needs are extensive. 586 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,440 Of course. 587 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,600 I can't believe we missed you at the bridal shower. 588 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,680 And like, we don't want to spoil any of the vows there, Eloin. 589 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,640 So maybe we'll just we'll we'll head over and find your seat. 590 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,280 Of course. 591 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,680 I'm at the front, right? 592 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,800 I would assume you would be. 593 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,040 She's going to walk confidently to the front row. 594 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,640 They always save the front row for the ex-wife. 595 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,000 That's what I thought. 596 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,759 Traditionally in a half-elf wedding. 597 00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:54,440 Kav, you are leading Eloin to her seat and see various situations around. 598 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,560 You're still looking around. 599 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:59,160 You don't see Corvella, which for you at this point is 600 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,120 a probably a godsend. 601 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:07,640 Yeah, like maybe, you know, this many wives have inviting them all to the wedding. 602 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,440 Probably a bad idea. 603 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,840 Who says I was invited? 604 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:21,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season four, episode 46, 605 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,840 starring Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 606 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:29,360 Carla Maxted as Lady Marizon the first, Amy More as Eloin the second, 607 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:34,760 Kyle Klasset as Baroness Yiselle the third, and Russ More as your dungeon master. 608 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,600 Dialogue, editing and sound design of today's episode is by Russ More. 609 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,040 Our community manager is Jessica Babiak. 610 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:45,040 Music is from Epidemic Sound and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound, 611 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,160 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 612 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,840 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. 613 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,360 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 614 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,440 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, 615 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,640 Angaron Kierzen, Perry Matey, 616 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,880 Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 617 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,560 Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, 618 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,720 L.A. 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