1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,480 Dumbgeons and Dragons begins in a moment. 2 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:11,120 It's a beautiful day in Vintersmouth and we hear the sound of children running 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:16,399 through the playground outside of the school, which has been well repaired and 4 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:18,920 classes have actually started this past week. 5 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:26,960 We see Tally and Alydin walking through the playground, eyeing up a flagpole in 6 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,719 the middle of the school grounds. 7 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:35,880 So, Alydin, you've been like, we've been like trying to, trying to practice, but 8 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:40,000 it seems to only be able to get to do it like every, every once in a while. 9 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,399 Do you want to like try it right now? 10 00:00:41,399 --> 00:00:45,759 Where you, where you, where you, where you like point and then you just go? 11 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:49,039 What? 12 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,039 Oh, come on. 13 00:00:50,039 --> 00:00:54,320 It's like, we do this like every other day at least where, where you 14 00:00:54,799 --> 00:01:00,520 visualize yourself some, some distance over there, and then you make yourself 15 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,239 go and then there's like some water and some swirling things and then 16 00:01:04,359 --> 00:01:05,599 bam, you're over there. 17 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,480 Is this a dream you had? 18 00:01:10,359 --> 00:01:11,000 No. 19 00:01:11,599 --> 00:01:15,159 Quentin, do you remember seeing Alydin do that the other day? 20 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:15,560 Right? 21 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:16,000 Yeah. 22 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:16,920 We all saw that. 23 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:17,920 Yeah. 24 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,079 And then you were there and then you were over there. 25 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,000 And you're a little bit wet. 26 00:01:22,719 --> 00:01:22,920 Yeah. 27 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,879 You were a little, and you like, and shook your hair out like a dog. 28 00:01:27,079 --> 00:01:27,519 Remember? 29 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,040 I'm feeling gaslit and I really wild. 30 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:32,879 I'm just gasanding. 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,760 I haven't been here in 10 months. 32 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:35,840 I have no idea what's going on. 33 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,480 Did Alydin learn a new spell? 34 00:01:43,039 --> 00:01:44,519 Tally, you're crazy. 35 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,840 I don't know what you're talking about. 36 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:50,400 Tally walks over to Quentin and say, give me, can I have your ball for a second? 37 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:50,719 Okay. 38 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:51,760 Yeah, of course. 39 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,320 Okay, thanks. 40 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,760 And she turns towards the school and hucks it on top of the building. 41 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:56,960 Rude. 42 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:57,560 Thank you. 43 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:58,680 Been working. 44 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,359 I mean, Alydin, you're going to get it back, right? 45 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:01,680 Yeah. 46 00:02:01,719 --> 00:02:03,320 Now just do what you've been doing. 47 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,280 Just go up there and get it back for me. 48 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,080 Can you try? 49 00:02:11,159 --> 00:02:18,319 Alydin walks up to the, to the edge of the school and just jumps. 50 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,840 Terrible vertical. 51 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:22,719 I'll let it swerve. 52 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:33,079 Reaches up and see, I don't know if I can do it on command, but she's going to try to mage hand that business to get the ball. 53 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:33,519 Okay. 54 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:36,199 Make, you have mage hand. 55 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,239 And it's a cantrip. 56 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:37,840 Okay, cool. 57 00:02:38,039 --> 00:02:40,319 Yeah, but I haven't really used it in public. 58 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:41,239 So I'm like, really it. 59 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:41,840 Okay. 60 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,599 A little self-conscious about my mage hand. 61 00:02:43,799 --> 00:02:44,319 Yeah. 62 00:02:44,439 --> 00:02:47,639 As you focus, roll arcana. 63 00:02:48,359 --> 00:02:51,239 Just, we'll just use that as a base for. 64 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,400 I'm going to borrow your dice. 65 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,040 Yeah, for sure. 66 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:58,080 We'll just use that as a base for how confident you are in making this happen. 67 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,600 Amy is not very confident. 68 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,040 I can't. 69 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,000 Welcome back, everybody. 70 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,600 It's a one. 71 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,840 Make sure Russ keeps using those dice and he's rolling damage on us. 72 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:15,879 He's going to roll 20s. 73 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,240 Yeah. 74 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,120 I'm going to roll ones. 75 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,200 Shut up. 76 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,320 I mean, it's, it's still. 77 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:19,640 Whatever. 78 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:20,840 So we're just proving that the dice works. 79 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:25,920 I walk up to the school and I'm like, okay. 80 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:31,520 And I reach my hand out and like squint and I screw my face up. 81 00:03:32,439 --> 00:03:34,360 And I peek out from one eye. 82 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,879 You're straining and everybody's kind of crowded around watching you. 83 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:43,280 And you feel like the mage hand flicker. 84 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,240 You've done it before. 85 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,240 You know what it's supposed to do and look like, and you feel it like 86 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,560 flicker and then you hear like a little gasp and you close your eyes. 87 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:55,960 One more time and you feel like you are being swept away in a river. 88 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,039 Water is rushing around you. 89 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:03,360 You feel like fabrics being pulled all around your body. 90 00:04:03,759 --> 00:04:07,439 And then suddenly you feel between your hands. 91 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:09,360 You're grasping onto the flag pole. 92 00:04:10,439 --> 00:04:11,400 The top of it. 93 00:04:12,599 --> 00:04:13,080 Correct. 94 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,560 Everybody turns and looks and tally screams up. 95 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:21,360 I knew you could do it again. 96 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,040 Told you. 97 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,040 Get my ball. 98 00:04:24,759 --> 00:04:28,720 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast and I'm your 99 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,959 dungeon master Russ More, he, him. 100 00:04:31,079 --> 00:04:34,519 Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her. 101 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,680 We'd be sweating now. 102 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,680 Carla Maxstead is Bonwyn Everbane, she, her. 103 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,720 And his new dad. 104 00:04:42,079 --> 00:04:45,040 And Tom Laird is Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him. 105 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,040 I mean, I don't know if I would call what I did work, but. 106 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,560 Yeah, I was there. 107 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,399 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast and you can join 108 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:57,800 today or better yet, put it on your Christmas wishlist because your 109 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:02,040 friends and family can gift you a one to 12 month membership to 110 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,160 come join the community. 111 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:07,399 Find out more details at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast slash 112 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:11,160 gift for all the greatest gift ideas this holiday season. 113 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,279 And now fuck it. 114 00:05:12,319 --> 00:05:13,439 Let's play. 115 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:19,000 Bonwyn, it's been a while since we've seen you, since the trial has 116 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:25,639 ended, you've been, even during the trial, you've been spending time 117 00:05:25,639 --> 00:05:29,360 catching up on the work that you couldn't do while the Forge was out. 118 00:05:30,399 --> 00:05:34,800 Yeah, long list of custom jobs, including the job for Follon 119 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:39,360 Varam and his team of adventurers who, you know, are due in town 120 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,839 today and you're just putting the finishing touches on those things. 121 00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:47,879 You see Thane cleaning up their workstation and they come over and 122 00:05:47,879 --> 00:05:54,079 they say, so I don't, I don't know exactly like how we could have 123 00:05:54,079 --> 00:05:59,600 done this sooner, but Nina taking office even as acting mayor has 124 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,639 been really great. 125 00:06:01,439 --> 00:06:05,399 Yeah, I kind of hate to admit it, but I mean, she knows how to 126 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:10,600 get things done in a way that, you know, the last mayor certainly 127 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,280 did not. 128 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:16,800 I mean, I still wouldn't trust her with anything, but 129 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,920 I heard she was like an undercover, like a plant from Kingstown. 130 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:22,560 Huh? 131 00:06:23,439 --> 00:06:26,439 Like sent long time ago to kind of get in there. 132 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,879 I feel like they really allowed her to do some crimes as part of 133 00:06:30,879 --> 00:06:33,439 her undercover work, but I guess you'd have to. 134 00:06:33,439 --> 00:06:39,680 I don't know what a political undercover nature is, but yeah, 135 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:43,040 she's been doing, like there's, they're planning an election, but 136 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,600 like if she's running, I might just vote for her. 137 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,759 Have you seen they're tearing up the gold on the, on the 138 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:53,600 rich side of town and like reinvesting it everywhere? 139 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,759 Yeah, it's, it's kind of amazing actually. 140 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,840 Business association meetings are going to be, I think a lot 141 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,240 more chill or they're just going to have to invent things 142 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,079 to complain about. 143 00:07:05,519 --> 00:07:10,159 Yeah, I think I don't, I don't foresee a change in the tenor of 144 00:07:10,159 --> 00:07:16,919 attitudes at the business association meetings, but I don't know, generally 145 00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:20,800 it's just like kind of, kind of good from what I've seen. 146 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,240 I mean, I feel like I've barely left the forge, but. 147 00:07:23,439 --> 00:07:25,240 No, you've been locked up here. 148 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,759 You're doing some great stuff and it's kind of walks over to one of 149 00:07:28,759 --> 00:07:33,479 the tables where you have like stacks and stacks of all of the 150 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,680 wrapped boxes that you package all of your items in. 151 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,360 It's like, I haven't seen you pump out this much, this much stuff 152 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,160 in a, in a long time. 153 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,200 Like, is it, is it the eyes? 154 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:45,960 Like, is that helping? 155 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,439 Oh, um. 156 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,800 Sorry, I know. 157 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,000 No, I mean, that's, you, you have eyes. 158 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,080 You can see my eyes, you know. 159 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,040 Um, that they're on fire. 160 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:58,480 Yeah. 161 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,240 Yeah, yeah. 162 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:00,120 Yeah. 163 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,600 It's, uh, maybe it is. 164 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,080 I don't know. 165 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:08,520 Also, it just felt really good to be kind of back to normal, just 166 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:14,759 like tongs and hammer and using my brain and designing and rather than 167 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:20,400 all of the, uh, terrible, weird, spooky stuff that's been happening. 168 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:21,439 Yeah. 169 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,080 You know? 170 00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:23,520 I mean, it's still been weird. 171 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,280 Uh, like, yeah. 172 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,680 I mean, can I point at my. 173 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:31,759 Yeah, no, I mean, the eyes, rainbows coming out of, uh, puddles 174 00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:35,600 in the middle of the street and thinking you see something in 175 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,480 the reflection of a mirror. 176 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:39,799 It's not really there. 177 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:41,240 Like a forest or something. 178 00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:43,159 There's things happening. 179 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:44,159 Yeah. 180 00:08:45,039 --> 00:08:45,439 Yeah. 181 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,279 I don't know about that last one. 182 00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:47,919 What do you mean? 183 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:52,799 Oh, well, uh, I was walking by mirrors, mirrors, mirrors. 184 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,480 And, uh, of course. 185 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:56,200 And you got to check your look as you go by. 186 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,639 You can't not look in a mirror when you walk past it. 187 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,399 You got it. 188 00:08:59,399 --> 00:08:59,919 Exactly. 189 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,360 And it is by the way. 190 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,120 You look great. 191 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:02,399 Thank you. 192 00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:02,759 Thank you. 193 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:05,279 I was, uh, I wasn't fishing for compliments. 194 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:08,320 There was more just saying how this morning I walked by mirrors, 195 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:13,919 mirrors, mirrors, caught me, caught a second me, caught a third, not me, 196 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:18,120 somebody else walking through a forested space, then a me and then 197 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,960 backtrack there's a me again. 198 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,200 Uh, so. 199 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,800 So not, was it you in a forested space? 200 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,800 No, not me, somebody else. 201 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:31,320 Uh, just, no, I'd never seen the before in my life. 202 00:09:31,519 --> 00:09:35,120 They were, they had a very, like, I don't know how to describe it. 203 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,800 Like a floral attitude. 204 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,240 Like they were like, there were like vine, they were dressing 205 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,879 themselves in like vines and roughage. 206 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,800 I, that's the only way I could like lettuce leaves. 207 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,360 I'm sure it wasn't lettuce leaves. 208 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,200 It was out of my peripheral, but I mean, it would take your brain 209 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,080 a minute to just like catch up with what you even saw. 210 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,960 Did the forest look familiar? 211 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,519 Like it, was it like verboten? 212 00:09:56,519 --> 00:09:57,960 Was it something local? 213 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,960 I mean, it looked like a forest, but it definitely didn't 214 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:05,360 look like any like regular paths that we walked through verboten. 215 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:05,879 Hmm. 216 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,639 Well, I think that might be a you thing thing, or at least I have 217 00:10:09,639 --> 00:10:12,920 not seen any images for us, but I mean. 218 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,440 Yeah. 219 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:18,120 So I should probably, I should probably talk to somebody about that then. 220 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:19,800 Um, okay. 221 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,400 Yeah. 222 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:21,360 Yeah. 223 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:21,680 Great. 224 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:22,400 Great. 225 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,519 I mean, when Bazaar's back, he would be good. 226 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,040 You know what? 227 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,759 I just default to asking him about anything that's weird. 228 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,680 And that's probably not fair. 229 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,880 But he knows the most about weird stuff. 230 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,720 He does seem, he does seem to have a lot. 231 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,680 And if not, he's got a lot of books that seem to have even more weird stuff in them. 232 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,960 So that's super helpful. 233 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:40,680 Yeah. 234 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,720 But maybe later we should, let's do a walk by mirrors, mirrors, 235 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,680 mirrors, and see, see what we can see. 236 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,680 Maybe they're playing tricks. 237 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,480 Maybe it's more of this weird stuff. 238 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,640 Maybe there's one magic mirror and it's just that. 239 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:52,280 Yeah. 240 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:52,800 Yeah. 241 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,480 It could be that it could also be why we've been seeing like 242 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,480 animal shaped smoke coming out of Jimny's. 243 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,159 Those things could be related. 244 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,800 But around here lately, who knows? 245 00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:08,800 Hear a knock at the door and it slowly opens. 246 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:14,399 And Follan Varam followed by five other people come in behind him. 247 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:17,080 He says, sorry to bug you, Bonwyn. 248 00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:18,560 No bother at all. 249 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,560 I've been waiting. 250 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,320 I have this stack. 251 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:25,560 It is, I maybe shouldn't have wrapped so much. 252 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,000 I normally do for every custom job. 253 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,679 I do the wrap, but yes, no, it's good for you. 254 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:35,240 Good to reveal absolutely all along the way. 255 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,200 Now, this is wonderful. 256 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:36,639 Thank you. 257 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:42,559 Russ, there's another knock on the door and Cav opens the door 258 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:45,000 and it's like, oh, it's always a lineup here. 259 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,679 Cav, Cav, you can come in, too. 260 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:50,879 You can come in, too. 261 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,879 OK, I'll just I'll hang over here till they're all done, I guess. 262 00:11:55,919 --> 00:11:57,480 Well, we're doing like a big reveal thing. 263 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,519 It might be a while. 264 00:11:58,519 --> 00:11:59,560 Oh, OK. 265 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,120 I'll see all the see all the things. 266 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,680 I do. I mean, you're welcome to stay. 267 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,560 I think there is that's OK with you. 268 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,800 Of course. This is my Cav. 269 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,360 You guys met, right? 270 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,080 Yeah, I think so. 271 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,440 I'm not great with names, though. 272 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,000 Sorry. Oh, that's OK. 273 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,320 Follan Varam, nice to meet you. 274 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,080 Cav, Cav Lauren for if you want to extend. 275 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,360 You're the one that the trial. 276 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 277 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,120 That was me. 278 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,519 Our own little celebrity, Cav Lauren. 279 00:12:24,519 --> 00:12:27,240 Really put a spin on the whole town here. 280 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,320 I mean, when I came, you were complaining, not complaining. 281 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,560 You were stating. 282 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:35,320 I mean, I was probably complaining that there was just a lack of funding, 283 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,639 at least on this side of the town, and that seems to be turned right around. 284 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,000 Yeah, it's true. 285 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,159 It's pretty great. 286 00:12:41,159 --> 00:12:43,279 It is. School's open again. 287 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,840 Oh, amazing. Amazing. 288 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,000 Yeah. You worked at City Hall, didn't you? 289 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:53,840 I mean, I don't know if I would call what I did work, but yeah, I was there. 290 00:12:54,560 --> 00:13:00,759 So did they like because of the trial thing, did you like lose your position 291 00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,960 or like are you still working there? 292 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,879 Like, look, I'm not entirely sure. 293 00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:09,960 No one has like come to get me and I haven't been by to like 294 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,080 see if I still work there. 295 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,320 Are you still getting paid? 296 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,720 I can say as long as the checks clear. 297 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,600 They keep like slipping, 298 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,879 slipping some money under my door every couple of weeks. 299 00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:22,240 So they're paying you under your door. 300 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:25,919 Yeah, isn't that how everyone does it? 301 00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:27,759 I got to talk to Oak. 302 00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:30,200 You're just finding random money in your pockets. 303 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,000 Oak is sneaking in and slipping. 304 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,799 Oh, this is my bonus. 305 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,639 We cut back to the school 306 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,759 and several people have come to help you back down, 307 00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:47,519 Alydin, because whatever you've done to get up here, 308 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,720 you weren't able to replicate it to get back down. 309 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:51,680 That's embarrassing. 310 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,040 Surely you just slid down and went, whee. 311 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:54,880 Yeah, right. I'm a kid. 312 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,240 You're in a flake wall. 313 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,000 Anyways, there's a couple of people who have caught you at the bottom. 314 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,840 And are you doing OK? 315 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,080 Oh, yeah. Mm hmm. 316 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,440 OK. Yeah, no. 317 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,800 Tally rushes over. 318 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,360 See, you can. 319 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,760 It's like you're you're swept up in something and then you can move. 320 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,960 You've been doing I don't know why you can't remember. 321 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,320 Maybe you lose your memory. 322 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,840 Do you remember doing it right now? 323 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,000 Yes. OK. 324 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,720 How long have I been doing this for? 325 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,639 Can you get my ball from the roof? 326 00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,120 I'll work on it. 327 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,080 You can like, I can't just move. 328 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,039 Well, we saw it. 329 00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:32,120 You ended up on the flagpole. 330 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,639 I ended up on the flagpole. 331 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,000 That's true. She's got to work. 332 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:35,919 She's got to work on it. 333 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,679 She's got to practice next time. 334 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,000 Next time you get up on the roof. 335 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,879 Can you just get my ball back for me, though? 336 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,279 Yeah, for sure. 337 00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:43,759 OK, thanks, Alydin. 338 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,720 Well, you've been doing it since you got back from that place 339 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,720 that you talked about and then you had those dreams 340 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,360 that you were talking about with the person 341 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:55,639 who said like some I can't remember exactly what they said, 342 00:14:55,639 --> 00:14:58,040 but it sounded very scary in the dream. 343 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,200 And then you started doing that. 344 00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:04,360 You like jumped down the street, you said. 345 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,000 And then you've been practicing. 346 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,279 Listen, Tali, come here. 347 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:09,200 OK, come here. I'm here. 348 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,160 You have to shh. 349 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:11,600 Why? 350 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,720 About because I don't know what's going on. 351 00:15:15,759 --> 00:15:20,120 And obviously, I'm not very good at it yet. 352 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,480 OK, yeah, well, practice makes better. 353 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:27,360 Well, yeah, you don't necessarily need perfection. 354 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,279 You told me that. 355 00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:31,120 You don't need to be throwing kids balls up on the roof 356 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,000 and then telling me to go get it. 357 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,560 There was a crowd of kids. 358 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,639 They were excited. 359 00:15:37,639 --> 00:15:39,000 No, you looked great. 360 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,800 You were up on the flagpole. 361 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,639 The wind was blowing. 362 00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:44,920 The nice mist coming off of you 363 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,440 looked really elegant. 364 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:51,320 I'm just saying you looked like a hero. 365 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,920 I didn't get the ball. 366 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,640 Quentin doesn't care about that ball. 367 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,320 You look over. 368 00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:00,360 Quentin's just sitting sadly on the street. 369 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,920 Bouncing an invisible ball. 370 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,440 I throw balls up on the top of the roof every other day. 371 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,160 It's fine. 372 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,240 We'll get it back down. 373 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,280 I know we will. 374 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,480 I'm just saying he can go up there and get it right now. 375 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,320 He's just lazy. 376 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,160 Put me on stage. 377 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,680 I won't put you on the stage anymore. 378 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,360 I was just trying a pressure tactic. 379 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,400 Well, I didn't like it and it wasn't appreciated. 380 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,360 I'm sorry. 381 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,640 Now I feel silly. 382 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,480 I'm sorry. 383 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:30,920 So you want to go to the Dembuns though? 384 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,520 I mean, yeah. 385 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,800 Maybe go check on Bonwyn. 386 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,280 We haven't seen Bonwyn in a while. 387 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,760 She's been very busy. 388 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,280 She has been very busy. 389 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:44,000 Yeah, we could go to the Dembuns though and get some stuff 390 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,120 and then go see Bonwyn. 391 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,279 Let's bring traits. 392 00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:49,199 OK, let's go. 393 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,839 Back at the Forge, Follan and all of his crew 394 00:16:58,839 --> 00:17:01,079 have tested everything out, have brought everything out. 395 00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:04,399 Everybody is very thrilled with all of the work 396 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:04,839 you've done. 397 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:07,240 Follan comes over, I know we've got to settle up, 398 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,839 but this is amazing work. 399 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:14,439 The bAlydince in these, we cut ourselves three times, 400 00:17:14,439 --> 00:17:16,399 no fault of your own. 401 00:17:16,399 --> 00:17:19,240 No, I mean, they're so sharp you don't even notice at first. 402 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,240 Just slices. 403 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,959 I mean, that one guy, I'm not sure why. 404 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,240 You know, you don't run your hand up the blade. 405 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,519 What was he thinking? 406 00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:29,559 Well, look, my group is new. 407 00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:30,439 My group is new. 408 00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:31,759 New adventurers, I understand. 409 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,639 And we're trying something new. 410 00:17:33,639 --> 00:17:36,679 He was an accountant. 411 00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:40,119 And now we're going to go see if we can't track down 412 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:45,080 treasure and monsters and whatever else is happening. 413 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,120 That's amazing. 414 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:46,920 Right? 415 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,400 Russ, are they all a similar age to him? 416 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,480 Is this a bucket list situation? 417 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,000 Yeah, yeah, I think so. 418 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,200 Oh, I love that. 419 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:54,720 I love it. 420 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,600 Yeah, it's good. 421 00:17:55,600 --> 00:18:02,800 So yeah, looking like they're in their 50s, probably. 422 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,040 Have lived a good life, have done a lot of things. 423 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,600 This guy's clearly got money, 424 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,960 and he's bringing his friends along for an adventure. 425 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,840 It's what we could all hope for, right? 426 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,279 Sounds great. 427 00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:17,240 Which one of us is going to get money? 428 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,240 That person can bring the rest of us along. 429 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,799 Yeah, whichever one of us gets money. 430 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,840 Kyle's not here, so let's say Kyle. 431 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,759 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 432 00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:25,160 Kyle is hard. 433 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,360 He's got the business plan. 434 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,440 He knows what's happening. 435 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,519 Where are you going on your first adventure? 436 00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:31,799 Do you guys know yet? 437 00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:34,559 Well, yeah, we're going up into the Mi Mountains first, 438 00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:36,440 and then we're heading over, and there's 439 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,120 a little township over on the other side there 440 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,440 that we've heard some pretty good things about. 441 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:47,080 And there might be a lead on some buried treasure 442 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,840 off further into the marshland beyond there. 443 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,160 OK, cool. 444 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,200 I'm sure I told you this before, 445 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,400 but I couldn't live with myself if I didn't reiterate 446 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:56,880 it. 447 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,880 If you find what appears to be an old mine shaft, 448 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:03,759 an old factory shaft in the Mi Mountains, 449 00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:05,880 you do not want to go down there. 450 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,920 There is not treasure. 451 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,320 There is only terror. 452 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:10,920 Oh. 453 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,400 Not the fun adventure kind, the like you might die kind. 454 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,560 So just give that a pass. 455 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:20,000 Maybe go practice first before even thinking 456 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,240 about any of that. 457 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,000 Yeah, hey. 458 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,840 Practice would be really good. 459 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,760 He looks to you and Kav as well, 460 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:31,200 and he says, you two look like you 461 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,080 didn't usually sound like you may 462 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,360 have adventured a little bit. 463 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,200 I've done a little dabbling. 464 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:37,720 A little. 465 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,920 A little, yeah. 466 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,040 Yeah, we have. 467 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:40,560 Yeah. 468 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:46,520 So like what would it cost to bring the two of you along? 469 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,040 Oh. 470 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:48,840 Huh. 471 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,160 At that moment, I kick open the door. 472 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:52,960 Treats. 473 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:58,520 And Tally and I are like, we have snacks. 474 00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,520 Hey. 475 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,320 Hey, hey, hey. 476 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,040 Thank you. 477 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:02,560 Come on in. 478 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,040 Come on in. 479 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,240 We just did the big reveal. 480 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,319 You know all that stuff I was making? 481 00:20:06,319 --> 00:20:07,319 There's a lot of food. 482 00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:09,720 A lot of gesture to all of the people, 483 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,640 all decked out in their new armor and weapons 484 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,200 and all their cool new stuff. 485 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,960 How many people are we talking about, Russ, 486 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,599 when we say like, it's full of people? 487 00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:19,920 So what did I say? 488 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,720 There were five others with Folland. 489 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,160 So six unknowns to you, and then 490 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,400 Baldwin, Kav, and Thane, and then you and Tally. 491 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,079 OK, it's crowded in here. 492 00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:32,319 There's like 10 people shoved into the forge here. 493 00:20:32,319 --> 00:20:32,920 Yeah. 494 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,279 All right. 495 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,759 You thought it was hot before there was 10 people in here? 496 00:20:36,759 --> 00:20:38,119 We'd be sweating now. 497 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,319 Yeah. 498 00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:44,079 Are you guys having, I didn't, we didn't bring enough. 499 00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:45,639 Oh, no, no, no, that's OK. 500 00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:47,119 We're on our way out here. 501 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,279 I was just settling up with your friend here. 502 00:20:49,279 --> 00:20:51,399 And yeah, think on it. 503 00:20:51,399 --> 00:20:53,639 We're going to be in town for another couple days, 504 00:20:53,639 --> 00:20:55,279 just making sure we've got everything we need. 505 00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:56,960 Leaving pretty soon then, hey? 506 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,319 Yeah, well, we've been, like I've 507 00:20:58,319 --> 00:20:59,399 been in town for a while. 508 00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:02,319 They just got in last week. 509 00:21:02,319 --> 00:21:03,839 We had intended to go earlier. 510 00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:05,399 Have you done any training? 511 00:21:05,399 --> 00:21:09,919 Like, I know that June was doing like a side hustle thing, 512 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:14,639 where she was kind of doing some basic combat training 513 00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:16,879 and survival skills and things like that. 514 00:21:16,879 --> 00:21:17,480 You know, now that- 515 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,679 Might want to check it out. 516 00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:21,960 She is a well-rounded individual. 517 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,480 She's had a lot of different experiences, 518 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,439 not the least of which was teaching school, which 519 00:21:27,439 --> 00:21:32,000 gives you a lot of skills for facing wild animals out 520 00:21:32,319 --> 00:21:32,819 there. 521 00:21:32,819 --> 00:21:34,599 Oh, you mean her June Doe classes? 522 00:21:34,599 --> 00:21:35,960 June Doe classes. 523 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,119 That's what she calls it. 524 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:37,640 Yes. 525 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,839 Cav, thank you. 526 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:39,519 Thank you, yeah. 527 00:21:39,519 --> 00:21:40,400 You should check it out. 528 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,359 I will check it out. 529 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,799 I think I've seen some flyers up around town. 530 00:21:43,799 --> 00:21:45,640 So yeah, absolutely, we'll check that out. 531 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,880 See if she's got one before we want to head out. 532 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,440 And if it's close, we'll just make sure we catch one. 533 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,200 If they're as good as you say they are. 534 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,960 He turns and looks, and somebody else 535 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:59,359 has like dropped one of them through the top of their shoe. 536 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,079 Just barely missed their foot. 537 00:22:01,079 --> 00:22:04,679 Like pulled it out and like, we got a little practice to do. 538 00:22:04,679 --> 00:22:06,159 Yeah, there's scabbards for all those. 539 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:06,759 You're fine. 540 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,519 Maybe just put them away for now. 541 00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:10,039 Yeah, I'll put them back. 542 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:11,519 OK. 543 00:22:11,519 --> 00:22:13,399 Be careful with them. 544 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,119 Think on it. 545 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:14,799 We will. 546 00:22:14,799 --> 00:22:16,279 I'll check back in before we go. 547 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:21,960 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 548 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,199 Great to have you here. 549 00:22:23,199 --> 00:22:24,559 So happy you're here. 550 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:28,079 It's a beautiful, sunshiny day somewhere, 551 00:22:28,079 --> 00:22:30,439 and we're hope you're enjoying it. 552 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,120 Hopefully where you are, unless you prefer the rain, 553 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,160 then I hope it's raining. 554 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,920 I hope it's your best favorite weather. 555 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,759 Yes. 556 00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:39,600 But we're not here to talk about the weather. 557 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,120 Oh, no. 558 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,680 We're here to talk about Tom's favorite thing. 559 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,200 Oh, boy. 560 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:45,960 Pray tell. 561 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,720 Which is? 562 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,680 Which is? 563 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,080 Oh, it's a question for me. 564 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,120 I thought you were going to tell me. 565 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,120 I'm not going to tee up your favorite. 566 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,080 I'm not going to take that thunder. 567 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,400 Who am I, Justin? 568 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,519 I'm not going to take that thunder from you. 569 00:22:57,519 --> 00:22:58,360 I mean, maybe. 570 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,920 I don't know. 571 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,519 OK, favorite thing? 572 00:23:01,519 --> 00:23:04,000 Well, I'm kind of like thinking about homemade pasta, 573 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,480 because I did homemade pasta on the weekend. 574 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,000 You did homemade pasta on the weekend? 575 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,800 And it was so good, guys. 576 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,240 We're talking like a linguine, like a spaghetti. 577 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:16,000 We did a ravioli that was stuffed with pumpkin 578 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,960 and ricotta. 579 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:17,880 Yes, it was. 580 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,640 And then it was cooked in a brown butter 581 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,200 sage and walnut sauce. 582 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,600 Shit. 583 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,279 Is that recipe going to go up on our Discord? 584 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,840 I mean, it could. 585 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,519 I think it should. 586 00:23:29,519 --> 00:23:32,960 And if you join our Discord, which is entirely free 587 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,879 to get all of Tom's pictures of food, 588 00:23:35,879 --> 00:23:38,279 he posts some recipes, but mostly just pictures. 589 00:23:38,279 --> 00:23:39,759 You have to reverse engineer them 590 00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:41,279 to be able to remake them. 591 00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:42,359 Taste with your eyes. 592 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,240 I see we need the clues now. 593 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:44,920 Make the meal. 594 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,519 That's right. 595 00:23:45,519 --> 00:23:47,359 You see all of the layers. 596 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,279 Now put it together. 597 00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:50,599 But yeah, join us in our Discord. 598 00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:52,240 There's a link down in the description. 599 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,799 Pretty sure it's there. 600 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,759 So you can find it. 601 00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:58,200 Because if it wasn't there, you wouldn't be able to. 602 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,039 But it is there. 603 00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:00,319 I'm pretty sure it's there. 604 00:24:00,319 --> 00:24:02,119 Russ is like 80% sure it's there. 605 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,319 It's hidden somewhere. 606 00:24:03,319 --> 00:24:06,440 I've hyperlinked one period somewhere. 607 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,039 And now it's a scavenger hunt. 608 00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:09,960 Now you're on a quest. 609 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,359 If you can't find it, ask somebody in the Discord. 610 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:13,240 They'll help you out. 611 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:13,559 That's true. 612 00:24:13,559 --> 00:24:16,759 We have really lovely people in the Discord. 613 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,960 A lot of our patrons are in the Discord. 614 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,240 They are in the Discord. 615 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,720 And when you're a patron. 616 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,399 They don't put up with any of this bullshit. 617 00:24:23,399 --> 00:24:24,319 They do not. 618 00:24:24,319 --> 00:24:27,000 But they do get an episode dedicated to them. 619 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,359 Yeah, they do. 620 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:33,440 Today's patron, Faust the Heavenly Demonic Monster. 621 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,600 Oh, wow. 622 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,080 Sounds like a deal. 623 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,600 I knew we had some powerful listeners. 624 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,120 But I maybe underestimated how powerful. 625 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,960 I want to follow this person immediately. 626 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,280 Not on socials, but to the depths of hell. 627 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,320 To the edge of the world. 628 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,480 On a quest. 629 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,520 I mean, what are we fighting? 630 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,160 To the grocery store. 631 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:54,720 Whatever. 632 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,120 I mean, to infinity and beyond. 633 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:57,640 Oh, no. 634 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,160 Litigious. 635 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,480 Yeah. 636 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,320 Throw in the bed and the bath, too, while we're at it. 637 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,680 Let's fucking go. 638 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:04,720 You know it. 639 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,080 All right. 640 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,040 Well, thank you, Faust. 641 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:07,720 Yes, thank you. 642 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,400 Thank you. 643 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,880 And all the honorifics that follow it. 644 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,320 The Heavenly Demonic Monster. 645 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,200 That's the one. 646 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:14,920 You nailed it. 647 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,400 Not just any normal Faust. 648 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,120 That specific one. 649 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,600 So you, too, could be like Faust. 650 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,080 You could be a Faust of your own sort 651 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,040 at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 652 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,640 Where you get one week free. 653 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,160 When you sign up, it's pretty fun. 654 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,120 You can test it out. 655 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,080 See what you like. 656 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:38,320 And then hopefully you enjoy all of this. 657 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,680 All of this. 658 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,000 But slightly different. 659 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,920 Just how could you not? 660 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:44,440 How could you not? 661 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,520 You made it this far. 662 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,480 What are we, like, 800 episodes in? 663 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,800 You're still listening? 664 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,800 Like, obviously. 665 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,320 Come on now. 666 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,080 What is this middle? 667 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:51,720 10 minutes now? 668 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,040 You're still listening? 669 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,200 Come on. 670 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,880 We're obviously best friends. 671 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,160 If this is your first time, though, 672 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,680 give it some time, please, because you're super cool 673 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,240 and we just want you to just give us a chance. 674 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,040 But the rest of you, you get it. 675 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,040 Yeah. 676 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,240 Thanks for being here. 677 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,040 Time to get back to the episode now. 678 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,400 Love you, bye. 679 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,280 Love you, bye. 680 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,120 Kav, did you hear that? 681 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,520 He wants to hire us to go with them. 682 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,000 What? 683 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,880 Go with them where? 684 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,920 Where are you going? 685 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,000 Like on an adventure. 686 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,400 Adventuring. 687 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,599 You guys are leaving on an adventure? 688 00:26:29,599 --> 00:26:30,640 Well, no, no. 689 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,880 We haven't even talked about it. 690 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,039 He just offered. 691 00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:33,559 Yeah. 692 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:36,519 So something to think about, something 693 00:26:36,519 --> 00:26:39,160 to discuss amongst ourselves. 694 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:43,240 And I mean, we can just leave. 695 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,599 We need to talk to Bazaar. 696 00:26:44,599 --> 00:26:46,240 I need to talk to Thane. 697 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,359 We need to talk to you. 698 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,680 Like, there's a lot. 699 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,480 Oh, she beams. 700 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,000 What? 701 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,599 There's a lot of things to consider. 702 00:26:55,599 --> 00:27:00,759 Yeah, like who would stay back and babysit me? 703 00:27:00,759 --> 00:27:03,839 Do you feel like you need a babysitter? 704 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,400 I feel like you've really been taking care 705 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,960 of a lot of things yourself. 706 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,799 Yeah, you're right. 707 00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:13,000 I could probably stay back. 708 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:13,559 No, I think. 709 00:27:13,559 --> 00:27:15,200 I don't think that's what anyone meant. 710 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:15,839 No, no. 711 00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:18,079 Yeah, no, you would come with us. 712 00:27:18,079 --> 00:27:20,919 Because the school's open now, and the kids are all OK. 713 00:27:20,919 --> 00:27:23,599 And like, I don't know, I kind of feel like. 714 00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:25,639 You don't need to babysit anymore. 715 00:27:25,639 --> 00:27:29,519 Yeah, I feel like we're like a team, kind of. 716 00:27:29,519 --> 00:27:31,399 I do feel like we're a team. 717 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:35,599 I mean, whenever there's nobody else 718 00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:37,839 other than you two and Bazaar, 719 00:27:37,839 --> 00:27:41,159 I'd want to go into a weird other plane 720 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,599 with terrifying creatures with. 721 00:27:42,599 --> 00:27:45,439 Tally hands you a coffee and a muffin. 722 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,400 And you've got Tally to make sure the younger kids are OK. 723 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,840 And that's a really important job, 724 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,880 because you were doing that for so long. 725 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,080 I do rely on her a lot. 726 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,960 But now you can really trust Tally 727 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,640 to make sure everyone's OK. 728 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,840 I will put them through the same rigorous training 729 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:03,039 that I put you through today, Alydin. 730 00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:05,480 You're going to yell at them until they transport 731 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,279 themselves on top of a flagpole? 732 00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:10,720 The teachers can do that. 733 00:28:10,759 --> 00:28:13,600 You are there now, I think, Tally, 734 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:22,079 more for emotional support, for people as a confidant. 735 00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:23,759 OK. 736 00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:25,640 Solving problems on the playground. 737 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,680 Solving problems on the playground. 738 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,480 Just sort of a respected authority figure 739 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,039 among the children. 740 00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:33,079 Someone to look up to. 741 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,200 But don't get power creates. 742 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,079 OK, OK, OK, I'm on board with this. 743 00:28:38,079 --> 00:28:39,600 Yeah, so you guys brought treats. 744 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,000 What kind of treats did you get? 745 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,880 Oh, you know, they had some fresh doughnuts. 746 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,280 Oh, love it. 747 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,640 The filled muffins. 748 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,080 They're here, too. 749 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,920 I think they're the pumpkin muffins with the spiced 750 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,240 cream cheese inside. 751 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,160 Oh, all right. 752 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,000 Thank you. 753 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,960 That's so nice of you two to bring treats. 754 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,800 You guys have been so busy lately. 755 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:06,400 And Bazaar has been, like, really busy 756 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,760 and doing super important stuff. 757 00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:11,559 And so, you know. 758 00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:13,759 Yeah, I mean, the life of a small business owner, 759 00:29:13,759 --> 00:29:16,559 when you have a few weeks where you disappear, 760 00:29:16,559 --> 00:29:19,279 and then you're, well, first, you're fighting monsters. 761 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,720 The town half burns down. 762 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,119 Then you disappear. 763 00:29:22,119 --> 00:29:23,079 Then there's a court. 764 00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:26,279 Like, I mean, that's a lot to catch up on. 765 00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:28,400 Thank God for Thayn. 766 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,279 Thayn, seriously, you are a saint. 767 00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:33,559 You're amazing. 768 00:29:33,559 --> 00:29:34,160 Say no more. 769 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:34,799 Say no more. 770 00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:37,079 And he kind of puts his keys in his pocket. 771 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,079 I was just heading out. 772 00:29:38,079 --> 00:29:41,439 Are you heading down to Bench's tonight, Brood Awakening? 773 00:29:41,439 --> 00:29:41,960 Yeah. 774 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,559 Hey, swing past Mirror, Mirror, Mirror. 775 00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:46,399 We're going to as well when we leave. 776 00:29:46,399 --> 00:29:47,639 And just take a look. 777 00:29:47,639 --> 00:29:48,519 I'll let you know if I see anything. 778 00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:49,000 OK. 779 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,519 OK. 780 00:29:49,519 --> 00:29:50,559 Well, good to see everybody. 781 00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:52,639 I'll hopefully see you at the Brood Awakening. 782 00:29:52,639 --> 00:29:55,159 I appreciate you. 783 00:29:55,159 --> 00:29:58,399 What's he looking for at Mirror, Mirror, Mirror? 784 00:29:58,399 --> 00:29:59,399 Well, his beautiful face. 785 00:29:59,399 --> 00:30:00,519 I was going to say, Little Vane. 786 00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:01,839 But also, we saw something weird. 787 00:30:01,839 --> 00:30:02,639 What? 788 00:30:02,639 --> 00:30:04,359 What weird? 789 00:30:04,359 --> 00:30:07,240 Weird, like, so he's walking past the mirrors, 790 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:07,879 saw himself. 791 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,840 And then in one of the mirrors, he saw a figure in a forest, 792 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,600 not someone he recognized, kind of dressed 793 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,440 in flowers or something. 794 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,840 That sounds nice. 795 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,440 And then when he went back, like, did a woo, 796 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,640 they were, it was just a mirror again. 797 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,040 So something to keep an eye on. 798 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,160 You guys seen anything like that before? 799 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,920 Well, things have been kind of weird since we got back. 800 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:41,120 Uh, Tom and Amy, roll a D100. 801 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,120 Oh, oh. 802 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,400 Are we playing Cthulhu? 803 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,680 I'm worried. 804 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,960 Right? 805 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,160 34. 806 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,240 Nope, that's a 7. 807 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,000 37. 808 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,039 62. 809 00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:54,360 37. 810 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,880 Amy, that's what you've seen. 811 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,320 And 62. 812 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,360 OK, I dropped into the studio chat. 813 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,600 Amy, you can read yours there. 814 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,600 Yeah, no, I don't. 815 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:14,040 You know how when you're going walking down by the river? 816 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,520 Right, of course. 817 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:21,440 And it's, like, dusk, and it's so peaceful. 818 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,000 Golden hour, lovely. 819 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:28,320 And I just kind of like to sit and, you know, think. 820 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:34,320 And you know how sometimes the river just sings? 821 00:31:34,319 --> 00:31:37,240 Like through the majesty of, like, gurgles and burbles, 822 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,000 like of a river sort of sound? 823 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:39,919 Yeah, I love that. 824 00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:41,039 It's really soothing. 825 00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:54,480 More like a beautiful, like, ah, like, I don't know. 826 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,359 I can't sing. 827 00:31:55,359 --> 00:31:59,639 But like a voice, they're not saying words. 828 00:31:59,639 --> 00:32:03,200 And like, it's a river. 829 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,799 Huh. 830 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:07,360 I have not experienced that. 831 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,039 It sounds actually kind of gorgeous. 832 00:32:10,039 --> 00:32:11,960 I mean, it wasn't the worst thing. 833 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,080 Is it nice? 834 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,319 It seems maybe unsettling, but kind of lovely. 835 00:32:16,319 --> 00:32:19,080 Only at the golden hour, or? 836 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,720 Yeah, what's the hair on the back of your neck 837 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,200 like when you hear this? 838 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,519 Oh, great question. 839 00:32:24,519 --> 00:32:26,160 Great question. 840 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,319 Well, it stands up a little bit, 841 00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:30,880 and I get the goosebumps. 842 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,360 And sometimes you get that just from hearing beautiful singing, 843 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:33,840 so. 844 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,320 Yeah. 845 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,680 And I don't, like, I've been doing this thing 846 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,120 where I'm in one place, and then I'm in another place, 847 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,040 and I'm all wet. 848 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,560 And so I don't know, I kind of, like, maybe the river 849 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,520 is apologizing to me. 850 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,640 Oh, through song. 851 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,640 Oh, through song. 852 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,440 Yeah. 853 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,840 I'm damp most of the day. 854 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,440 I mean, I feel like literally anything 855 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,280 is possible in this town now, so. 856 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,240 That's true, yeah. 857 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:03,440 I've had, like, a little back of the neck thing lately, too. 858 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,400 You know, it hasn't been, like, very, like, moon forward 859 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:06,960 lately. 860 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,680 It's been kind of cloudy. 861 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,839 Well, I've been seeing that, like, the lanterns are glowing, 862 00:33:14,839 --> 00:33:18,559 but there's no oil in them. 863 00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:20,640 Maybe, is there a candle? 864 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,279 No, no, no candle either. 865 00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:25,000 Good question, though. 866 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,559 Firefly in there, something? 867 00:33:26,559 --> 00:33:32,679 Oh, the glowy things that Bazaar can do, the glowy magic. 868 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:33,799 Oh, maybe that's it, yeah. 869 00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:34,519 The glowy magic. 870 00:33:34,519 --> 00:33:36,359 When he does that, like, the hair on my neck 871 00:33:36,359 --> 00:33:38,079 doesn't stand up. 872 00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:40,559 Well, and he's, like, usually there. 873 00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:42,639 There to, like, make it happen. 874 00:33:42,639 --> 00:33:44,559 This is just like, you see a lantern, 875 00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:45,960 and you're like, oh, that's weird. 876 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,879 I thought it was empty of oil, but still glowing. 877 00:33:48,879 --> 00:33:51,799 100%. 878 00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:53,519 Convenient. 879 00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:56,200 Sure, yeah. 880 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,880 But also weird. 881 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:58,960 Also a little weird. 882 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,319 Are weird things happening again already? 883 00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:04,840 Did we bring weird things back with us? 884 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:09,639 Oh, Alydin, an insightful question. 885 00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:10,880 Is it our fault? 886 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,360 Is that what you're saying? 887 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,240 Well. 888 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,360 I mean, it might be. 889 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,880 It might be our fault. 890 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,679 They sound like nice things so far, 891 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,480 but I don't trust weird things, 892 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,679 whether they're nice or not. 893 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,800 I wish Bazaar was here. 894 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,960 Oh, me too. 895 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,240 Where is our weird stuff expert when we need him? 896 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,119 I could go get some books, but he really 897 00:34:31,119 --> 00:34:37,280 asked that I give him and his mom some time to. 898 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,240 And his new dad. 899 00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,519 Don't say that in front of him. 900 00:34:43,519 --> 00:34:45,880 No, he would be so mad. 901 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,240 It's not funny to him, and I understand why it's not. 902 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:52,440 There's a lot of raw emotion there, 903 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,679 but it's nice to see her so happy, isn't it? 904 00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:55,840 She sings. 905 00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:01,320 Not like the river, but dusting around the store. 906 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,480 So we can't ask him. 907 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,400 Tali, any ideas? 908 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,760 This muffin is very good. 909 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,160 Good. 910 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,200 Solid, solid, solid input. 911 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,519 Astute. 912 00:35:12,519 --> 00:35:13,240 I don't know. 913 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,200 Maybe go to the. 914 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,800 Maybe you could just go just call it for the day 915 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,880 and go to the Brewed Awakening with your friends. 916 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:20,960 I don't know. 917 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,760 I mean, there's nothing wrong happening, like bad. 918 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,040 There's nothing wrong happening. 919 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:26,640 Nobody's hurt. 920 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,400 We could gather some intel from other people. 921 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,840 I mean, it doesn't sound like it's just happening to us 922 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,160 who were in the weird place. 923 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,480 Thane's also seeing weird things. 924 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,080 And now we all know, and we're now 925 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,680 actively thinking about it. 926 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,160 So we could start noticing more. 927 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,200 Yes, gathering the clues. 928 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:53,120 This might be, Tali, a great time to, 929 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,320 let's do a little test. 930 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,120 If Alydin were to leave town and you were like the official 931 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,640 oldest kid, let's see how things would go. 932 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,680 Let's do a little test. 933 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:06,000 Why don't you head back to the school 934 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,160 and then let us know in the morning that things went OK. 935 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,600 Oh, yeah, sure. 936 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,640 I could do that. 937 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,360 Easy, peasy. 938 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,080 Yeah, lemon squeezy. 939 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,640 Hey, we totally trust you. 940 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,080 You're going to do a great job. 941 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,280 You can do this, Tali. 942 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,240 I trust that you trust me. 943 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:24,400 Are you guys going to eat all the rest of those muffins? 944 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,560 No, you go ahead. 945 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,760 You should take them. 946 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,960 Well, I want, and I take one and I put it in my bucket. 947 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,920 She picks them all up and she starts heading up. 948 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,640 Now that you're in charge, those 949 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,040 are also for the kids, right? 950 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,000 Oh, yeah, of course. 951 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,880 You just don't want them to leave them overnight 952 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,760 as she's heading out. 953 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,040 Because, you know, food left overnight that's out 954 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,760 just grows those tiny mushrooms. 955 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,600 She heads out into the street. 956 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,200 Wait, what? 957 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,880 OK, I think I think that's maybe 958 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,040 another one of those things. 959 00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:51,800 Maybe, or she's confused and she's 960 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,519 talking it when it gets all moldy. 961 00:36:53,519 --> 00:36:54,679 Like mold? 962 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:57,159 Does she think mold is tiny mushrooms? 963 00:36:57,159 --> 00:37:00,039 I mean, maybe, but also, I don't leave a lot of food around. 964 00:37:00,039 --> 00:37:02,920 You know what, it could be me neither. 965 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,519 Yeah, let's go to Brewed Awakening. 966 00:37:04,519 --> 00:37:06,360 Let's see what everyone else has seen. 967 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,079 Yeah. 968 00:37:08,079 --> 00:37:10,719 You all make your way down towards the Brewed Awakening. 969 00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,639 It's a, what time? 970 00:37:13,639 --> 00:37:15,440 I didn't say it was a beautiful day. 971 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,119 I didn't necessarily place a specific time. 972 00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:19,480 No, we sent her back to the school. 973 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,480 We sent her back to the school. 974 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,119 Thayne finished off for the day. 975 00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:23,079 So it's the end of the day. 976 00:37:23,079 --> 00:37:24,159 Like 2 PM. 977 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:25,800 Yeah, love it. 978 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,800 You're all heading down to the Brewed Awakening. 979 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,480 And there's a few people heading there. 980 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,800 It's a busy night. 981 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,760 And as you're all walking up, 982 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:41,519 you see a youngish man in perhaps two big robes. 983 00:37:41,519 --> 00:37:44,000 He's carrying a satchel that's bulging 984 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000 with papers and journals and loose scrolls that 985 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,800 are tied haphazardly together. 986 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,840 His glasses, you notice as he's kind of looking down 987 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,840 and trying to filter through this bag, 988 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,519 keeps sliding down his nose, and he 989 00:37:57,519 --> 00:37:59,559 keeps bumping them back up. 990 00:37:59,559 --> 00:38:02,119 And he's crossing the square towards the Brewed Awakening 991 00:38:02,119 --> 00:38:03,039 as well. 992 00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:06,199 And something catches his attention. 993 00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:09,760 And he trips on a cobblestone. 994 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,239 All of the papers, all of the parchment, 995 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:13,719 scraps everywhere. 996 00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,360 And he starts scrambling around. 997 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,000 A couple people are stepping over him. 998 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,160 One kind of passes. 999 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,559 I mean, I'm going to try and go help. 1000 00:38:19,559 --> 00:38:21,480 And nobody can stop to help at all. 1001 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,039 You guys rush over. 1002 00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:24,960 I expect more of the people of Vintersmouth, 1003 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,599 but I'm going to help him. 1004 00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:30,920 Oh, sweetheart, you got to watch where you're walking here. 1005 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,559 It's busy. 1006 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:32,800 It's everyone's heading to the pub. 1007 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,920 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1008 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,200 Thank you, thank you. 1009 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,440 This one was in a puddle. 1010 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,280 It's wet. 1011 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,280 He's scrambling. 1012 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:38,880 He puts it. 1013 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,240 He kind of just brushes it off and slips it in his bag. 1014 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,640 Obviously, I try and read these as I'm like, 1015 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,559 I can't even help it. 1016 00:38:43,559 --> 00:38:44,640 I just know how to read. 1017 00:38:44,639 --> 00:38:46,440 And when I see words, I know what they mean. 1018 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,799 What do I see? 1019 00:38:47,799 --> 00:38:48,719 You see? 1020 00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,159 Anything cool? 1021 00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:51,719 Is it just pictures of naked girls? 1022 00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,559 It's pictures of exclusively naked women. 1023 00:38:53,559 --> 00:38:54,920 And like being in Vegas. 1024 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,199 And he's just got flyers he's handing out. 1025 00:38:58,199 --> 00:38:59,400 No, it's not. 1026 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,480 They look academic. 1027 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,639 They look like there's perhaps 1028 00:39:02,639 --> 00:39:06,159 on some similar things that you've seen with Bazaar, 1029 00:39:06,159 --> 00:39:08,199 different magical scrolls. 1030 00:39:08,199 --> 00:39:11,599 You see different historical events that 1031 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,000 have happened through time. 1032 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,880 And as you're handing them back and he's collecting them, 1033 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,159 he quickly stops and looks down to the ground, 1034 00:39:20,159 --> 00:39:21,880 very distracted. 1035 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,760 And all you can see is a bit of glass. 1036 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,239 And he goes down and picks it up and holds it up 1037 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,320 to the light that's still left in the sky. 1038 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,000 And he says, oh, fascinating refractive qualities 1039 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,280 of this. 1040 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,320 Isn't that just glass? 1041 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,440 It's just glass, isn't it? 1042 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,519 What was I doing? 1043 00:39:39,519 --> 00:39:40,559 All your papers. 1044 00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:44,519 All your worldly possessions have spilled all over. 1045 00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:46,360 I don't think you're from here. 1046 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,960 New to Vintrosmith? 1047 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,320 Yes, yes, yes. 1048 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,920 And I'm Alistar. 1049 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,079 And then his eyes get very heavy. 1050 00:39:57,079 --> 00:39:59,799 And he looks like he paints. 1051 00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:00,320 Alistar. 1052 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,360 And falls to the ground. 1053 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,320 Can I try and catch him? 1054 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,639 You can. 1055 00:40:04,639 --> 00:40:05,519 What do I do, athletics? 1056 00:40:05,519 --> 00:40:07,920 Roll athletics, yeah. 1057 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,599 Oh, great. 1058 00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:10,239 Or dexterity. 1059 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,480 Calls on you, crushes you. 1060 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,480 Or acrobatics, crushes you. 1061 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,560 Oh, acrobatics is better. 1062 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,520 Oh, my dex is pretty good. 1063 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,080 Still only a 13, not a great roll. 1064 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,400 You see, and with just barely enough time, 1065 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,120 catch him as his head lolls back. 1066 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,560 And he begins snoring in your arms. 1067 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,560 Oh, my goodness. 1068 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,280 Is this one of the weird things we should 1069 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,600 have been keeping an eye out for? 1070 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,600 Are people going to just start falling asleep? 1071 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,240 I hope not. 1072 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,520 I barely caught this guy. 1073 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,760 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season 4, episode 40, 1074 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,120 starring Amy More as Alydin. 1075 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,680 Carla Maxstead as Bonwyn Everbane. 1076 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,120 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave. 1077 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,360 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard. 1078 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,680 And Russ More as your dungeon master. 1079 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,200 Dialogue editing and sound design of today's episode 1080 00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,480 is by Russ More. 1081 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,920 Our community manager is Jessica Babiak. 1082 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,840 Music is from Epidemic Sound. 1083 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,040 And sound effects are by R.E.A. 1084 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,840 And we're going to be talking about 1085 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,480 Music is from Epidemic Sound. 1086 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,519 And sound effects are from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, 1087 00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:13,720 and Sound Ideas. 1088 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,440 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. 1089 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,880 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 1090 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,200 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, Angaron Kierzen, 1091 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,400 Perry Matey, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 1092 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,000 Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, L.A. Branton, 1093 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,360 Chibs1012, and Kudzu828. 1094 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,120 We'd love if you joined us today 1095 00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:36,599 at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 1096 00:41:36,599 --> 00:41:38,119 for the amazing community. 1097 00:41:38,119 --> 00:41:40,920 All the bonus content and so much more. 1098 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,079 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 1099 00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:44,239 We'll see you over there. 1100 00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,159 But until then, have a great week 1101 00:41:46,159 --> 00:41:47,559 and we'll talk to you soon. 1102 00:41:48,759 --> 00:41:51,319 Is this Alydin or Amy amnesia? 1103 00:41:51,319 --> 00:41:53,559 Amy's pulling the, I am not yes. 1104 00:41:53,559 --> 00:41:54,960 Anding anything. 1105 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,119 I'm having trouble today. 1106 00:41:57,119 --> 00:41:59,199 I've had the worst couple of weeks. 1107 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:01,359 My brain can't. 1108 00:42:01,359 --> 00:42:03,239 It's hard to remember if things you can't remember 1109 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,960 because of game amnesia 1110 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,160 or because Alydin doesn't remember. 1111 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,000 That's true. 1112 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,960 I mean, I don't remember any of this. 1113 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,800 Me neither. 1114 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,040 Okay, I just wanted to make sure. 1115 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:17,240 I'm like, I either am just gonna guess and this or. 1116 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,360 Jess fully remembers all of it. 1117 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,320 Shut up, Jess. 1118 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,240 No, you don't. 1119 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,800 Usually how it works. 1120 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,760 God. 1121 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,880 I just need to know I'm not being gaslit 1122 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,440 and made to look stupid. 1123 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,280 You're not being gaslit. 1124 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,120 There's too much in my brain. 1125 00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:34,159 It happened once in the actual game 1126 00:42:34,159 --> 00:42:37,639 and then we went into trial mode 1127 00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:40,000 where everything got sidelined. 1128 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,119 I do not remember this. 1129 00:42:41,119 --> 00:42:44,039 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.