1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,120 Nobody worry, Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 2 00:00:03,839 --> 00:00:13,800 The sound of grinding stone comes to a halt as you all look over and realize that you are now locked in this jail room. 3 00:00:14,679 --> 00:00:19,519 Nina looks over at Kav and says, well, you're right, they came for you. 4 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,879 But it appears all of the people are now stuck here. 5 00:00:23,359 --> 00:00:25,920 Hey, we just asked for privacy. 6 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,879 They're giving us privacy. 7 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,839 Bizard, they're going to let us out, right? 8 00:00:31,119 --> 00:00:31,559 Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:31,759 --> 00:00:33,759 I can ask if you want, just to double check. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,039 Yeah, yeah, because Thurston's on the clock, so they can't. 11 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:38,479 Right. My time runs out. 12 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:44,519 I got to get out and then I'll walk over and knock on the little, I guess, huge stone door. 13 00:00:44,519 --> 00:00:47,399 Like, hey, real quick, I just want to make sure that doesn't get open. 14 00:00:47,399 --> 00:00:48,840 I'm not supposed to be down here too long. 15 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,239 And I think I'm bringing my client up. 16 00:00:51,239 --> 00:00:54,439 So I'm a little confused why this is closed, but appreciate the privacy. 17 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,039 You hear from beyond the stone door. 18 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,519 Yeah, it's good. 19 00:00:58,519 --> 00:01:00,519 Yeah, you just take your time in there. 20 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:03,839 So you're confirming we are not trapped. 21 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:07,000 Confirming you are in that room. 22 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,519 And you're in that room. 23 00:01:09,519 --> 00:01:12,560 All right. Well, I have concluded my business with my client. 24 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,239 It was real quick. 25 00:01:14,239 --> 00:01:16,319 I would like to leave now, please. 26 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:19,599 No. 27 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,079 OK, I suppose. 28 00:01:22,079 --> 00:01:23,799 Right. You fucking piece of shit. 29 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:28,159 Well, yeah, we're we're locked in here. 30 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:35,359 It's a it's a classic, you know, thrown into a sorry hole and forgot about. 31 00:01:35,359 --> 00:01:40,759 So we might want to figure out who we eat first. 32 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,479 Things that scenario. What? 33 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:45,280 People panic in situations like this. 34 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,959 Nina's been down here forever. 35 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:49,679 They feed you right, Nina. Yeah. 36 00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:52,560 Oh, right. Sorry. 37 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,960 She's wasting away. 38 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,439 She's so she's so far away. 39 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,879 She's in the corner of the cell. 40 00:01:59,879 --> 00:02:03,480 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast, 41 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,439 and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 42 00:02:05,439 --> 00:02:08,879 He him also with me today is Amy More as Alydin. 43 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,759 She her my smell and poop. 44 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:13,000 Tom Laird is Kavlaran Goldweed. 45 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,400 He him heard Jeff and Kyle Claset is Bazaar. 46 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,759 The wizard. He him. 47 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:20,960 I don't think we're going to stop for snacks with special guests 48 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,360 this week from Greetings Adventurers, Tim Lanning, he him. 49 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:26,080 Miss the spot. 50 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,360 A quick shout out to our Patreon family who make this show possible 51 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:33,920 and get one hundred thirty or more exclusive episodes for their trouble. 52 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:38,120 That's like a lot of D&D that you can get right now. 53 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,560 Patreon dot com slash dumb dragon cast. 54 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,840 We hope to see you over there. 55 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,400 And now, fuck it. Let's play. 56 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,600 Nice and panic. 57 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,120 We need to take a breath. 58 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:53,280 Look around. They. 59 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,680 Let's just say that we benefit from 60 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,960 how cheap a lot of these people in power are. 61 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,200 There's usually accidentally a flaw. 62 00:03:03,319 --> 00:03:04,480 Am I right? 63 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:09,159 They're as incompetent as they are evil and usually more incompetent. 64 00:03:09,159 --> 00:03:12,439 So that's been my experience. 65 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:14,280 OK, all right. I like this one. 66 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,560 He seems to get it. 67 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,879 I told you he seemed really smart and nice. 68 00:03:17,879 --> 00:03:19,840 Oh, you said that. Thank you. 69 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,919 I mean, it's a lot. 70 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,319 Sir, we should put that down as a comment card 71 00:03:24,319 --> 00:03:27,919 or like a testimonial for our future clients. 72 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,479 Yeah, billboards. 73 00:03:29,479 --> 00:03:33,359 Alladin is going around and like feeling like 74 00:03:34,439 --> 00:03:37,199 like touching all, you know, like when Carla and I were trapped 75 00:03:37,199 --> 00:03:40,400 in that escape room and you guys were in the other room 76 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,079 and we thought like we are going to touch literally every single brick 77 00:03:44,079 --> 00:03:45,599 in that jail cell. 78 00:03:45,599 --> 00:03:48,199 And like none of them actually were anything. 79 00:03:48,199 --> 00:03:50,960 But you guys had a brick that was sparkly that you should have touched. 80 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,240 I know. I'm doing that right now. 81 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:56,879 I'm like just like just like there's got to be 82 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,719 there's got to be like a crack. 83 00:03:58,719 --> 00:04:01,560 There's got to be breeze coming for. 84 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,759 I don't know. Yeah. 85 00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:05,159 Feeling for something. 86 00:04:05,159 --> 00:04:06,599 I'm going to roll investigation. 87 00:04:06,599 --> 00:04:08,000 Oh, no, I don't have my dice. 88 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,799 I'm going to use the internet. 89 00:04:08,799 --> 00:04:09,919 You don't have your dice either. 90 00:04:09,919 --> 00:04:11,159 I'm going to use the internet. 91 00:04:11,159 --> 00:04:12,560 Not the only one. 92 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,240 Golly, my dice are literally right there. 93 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,879 It's just I'm going to help you look around like, 94 00:04:17,879 --> 00:04:19,319 oh, yeah, investigating. 95 00:04:19,319 --> 00:04:21,000 Yeah, I want to investigate as well. 96 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Yeah, everybody can investigate. 97 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,720 Oh, I've got plus five for investigation, bitches. 98 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,960 Oh, no, I'm just helping out and to give Amy advantage. 99 00:04:29,439 --> 00:04:31,199 Yeah, I want to roll investigation. 100 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:33,319 I got 15. 101 00:04:33,319 --> 00:04:34,400 Dean. 102 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,720 Bizarre gave you advantage. 103 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,040 Thank God. 104 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,720 Don't forget to check here and check there. 105 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,879 This is what? Oh, 24. 106 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,800 Oh, everybody outside of the current cells. 107 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,600 Nina and Cav are inside cells. 108 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,839 Nina doesn't bother to look for anything. 109 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:57,040 Cav, you may be looking around, but it's fruitless. 110 00:04:57,159 --> 00:04:58,120 What's that post? 111 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,439 What's this spoon here? 112 00:05:01,439 --> 00:05:04,920 Alydin, you're looking around trying to feel for air 113 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:09,759 and you you make your way kind of to the opposite end of this 114 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:11,079 of this area. 115 00:05:11,079 --> 00:05:13,439 There are six cells 116 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:19,759 and in the final cell, you feel the cell door is open 117 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,759 and you feel like a bit of a breeze. 118 00:05:22,759 --> 00:05:23,839 There aren't windows. 119 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:25,319 This is a very dark. 120 00:05:25,319 --> 00:05:28,560 It's only lit by like it's only lit by 121 00:05:29,399 --> 00:05:31,720 very dim torchlight. 122 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:36,920 But yeah, you feel a bit of a breeze coming out of this final cell. 123 00:05:37,199 --> 00:05:40,120 I want to like try to narrow it down by like 124 00:05:40,519 --> 00:05:43,480 moving around the cell and just holding still. 125 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:48,199 And you're making your way along and you you think you feel 126 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:52,160 where this where this is a very harsh, like cool air 127 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,800 that's coming in from a cracks around one of these stones first. 128 00:05:58,199 --> 00:06:00,800 She wants to pull on 129 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,560 on one of the torches, like on the wall, just in case. 130 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:06,519 You know, just in case you pull on them, 131 00:06:06,519 --> 00:06:08,040 they don't appear to move. 132 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,200 OK, fine. I go to the one 133 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,560 rock and the hand motions lately, guys. 134 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:19,080 It's just I'm going to the one rock and honka honka. 135 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,720 I want to, I don't know, like, try to like a wuga the rock. 136 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,240 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 137 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,759 Some hubba hubba. 138 00:06:26,759 --> 00:06:29,280 The rock. OK, you go up to the rock. 139 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:32,000 And as you are manipulating it, 140 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,480 accosting it, harassing it, whatever you want to call it, 141 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,560 getting your own charges to deserve being down here. 142 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,400 Yeah. Getting your rocks off. 143 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,600 Oh, it was great. 144 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,720 There it is. 145 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,280 It takes us a while to get there. 146 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:50,319 But, you know, you you push the rock and they get it 147 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,160 like depresses into the wall. 148 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:59,200 That's a great, wonderful, fully perfect timing. 149 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,920 Depresses into the wall and you feel it slide 150 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:07,360 in further until finally it collapses 151 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,160 inside some chamber that you can't quite make out 152 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,360 beyond the room that you're in. 153 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,240 But it appears that there is another chamber inside 154 00:07:16,439 --> 00:07:19,879 and you even hear the sound of like trickling water beyond. 155 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,879 Oh, bizarre. Do you find something? 156 00:07:21,879 --> 00:07:24,120 Yeah, look, I made a hole. 157 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:27,040 OK, yeah, that's listening on it. 158 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,639 OK, does the torch come off the wall? 159 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,639 Yeah, you can lift it off. Yeah. OK. 160 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:36,480 Lift it off and I say, you found it. 161 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:40,680 I can go in unless somebody else wants to check it out. 162 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,080 It's like this big. 163 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,439 I that's not necessarily a problem. 164 00:07:45,759 --> 00:07:48,080 What? I mean, 165 00:07:49,439 --> 00:07:53,080 do you think you could fit in there because I'd rather not have to? 166 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,480 But I can if I need to. 167 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,200 I mean, maybe I could probably fit in there. 168 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,960 You know, I'm a little stout, though. 169 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,480 You said how big was it? 170 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,240 Like this big. 171 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,520 And she holds her hands up like basketball. 172 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,920 I can. I can. 173 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,480 Let me let me try. 174 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,000 I've like dislocated my shoulders before. 175 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:13,879 Oh, God. 176 00:08:13,879 --> 00:08:17,400 You know, to try and get into some pretty sticky situations. 177 00:08:17,439 --> 00:08:20,879 You should be getting out of out of out of out of is way better. 178 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,240 He's like a snake. 179 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,600 Let me let me just get on the head of my job, too. 180 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,120 Alladin is already like trying to get halfway through this. 181 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,279 She went like arm first, arm head. 182 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,720 Amy's been through small holes. 183 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,480 I know exactly how this will go. 184 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:42,000 Ice is the barrens and Nina's cell still locked. 185 00:08:42,279 --> 00:08:43,600 Yes. Yeah. 186 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,720 Can I try to lockpick them? 187 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,879 Yeah, baby. 188 00:08:49,879 --> 00:08:52,200 Yeah, it's impossible. 189 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,039 Great to meet you. 190 00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:56,399 It's going to suck starving to death if we find any rats. 191 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,399 I got an eight. 192 00:08:58,399 --> 00:08:59,840 It's this is confusing. 193 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,480 Yeah. As you as you're trying, 194 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:06,879 like these are old rusted out locks like it as you put your tools in. 195 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,800 Like you feel like grinding. 196 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,519 And yeah, you're hard to get purchase on on the actual mechanism in there. 197 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,000 Might have to do a classic. 198 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,240 Maybe you should stand back situation. 199 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,200 What do you mean? 200 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,399 I'm going to blast. 201 00:09:20,399 --> 00:09:22,080 I'm going to blast your door open. 202 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,600 Oh, OK. 203 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:29,159 And she who she didn't get off her bed, but she squeaks like squeaks. 204 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,480 You know, I like it. 205 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,000 She squeaks back and far into the corner. 206 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,279 Kavlar, what he said, just like back into the corner. 207 00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:37,879 You heard Jeff. 208 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:40,000 I like this. This is good. 209 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,120 Nina and Kavlaran best friends forever. 210 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,600 Right. That's what Oakes says. 211 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:47,079 Oh, my God. Her and Oak are going to have it out. 212 00:09:47,159 --> 00:09:48,759 Don't worry. We don't have to. 213 00:09:48,759 --> 00:09:50,399 It's good that we found one of your friends down here. 214 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:52,559 That's great news. All right. 215 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:53,639 I has that. 216 00:09:53,639 --> 00:09:56,120 And I cast Eldritch Blast. 217 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:59,279 Boom. Yeah, he did the thing. 218 00:09:59,759 --> 00:10:02,240 That's right. Yeah, he did. 219 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,399 Is there a spell you want to cast in your warlock? 220 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,399 Well, have you heard of Eldritch Blast? 221 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,000 Pretty cool. You want to roll me some damage? 222 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,360 This door isn't going to move. 223 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,320 So I do. Let's go. 224 00:10:12,639 --> 00:10:13,639 Um, 225 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:17,799 ooh, so good. 226 00:10:17,799 --> 00:10:19,600 Eleven damage. 227 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,399 My two blasts of Eldritch Kablamo. 228 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,639 Two blasts. You're going door and door or you're targeting a singular door. 229 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,399 Singular door. 230 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:33,279 Are you going Nina's or Cavs Nina's? 231 00:10:33,879 --> 00:10:37,519 My mind was Cavs, but she moved and I would feel too uncomfortable 232 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:40,039 to not blasters. Right. Obviously. 233 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,199 OK. Yeah. 234 00:10:41,199 --> 00:10:44,399 Your two blasts go off and like the door 235 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,759 almost breaks off of its hinges. 236 00:10:46,759 --> 00:10:49,519 But the mechanism bursts free. 237 00:10:49,519 --> 00:10:52,199 A few splinters of metal shards shoot out. 238 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,600 Um, Cav, make a deck saving throw. 239 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,120 I can do that. 240 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,800 Oh, an 11. 241 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:03,960 Um, like, yeah, like just like you kind of skims your shoulder. 242 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,520 You feel it cut through through your shirt 243 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:12,680 and Nina leans forward and looks as you actually did it. 244 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,800 And she stands up and like brushes herself off 245 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,360 and starts heading out and says, thank you. 246 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,320 Thank you very much. 247 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,400 I yell from half in the hole. 248 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,200 Can someone grab some of those? 249 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,320 Grab some of those metal pieces for me. 250 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,040 Can you put some in my bucket? 251 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,840 Sure. Yeah, no problem. 252 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,520 Thanks, Cav. Inside the hole. 253 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:38,160 As you as you're pushing yourself through, you now realize that there's birth. 254 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:42,280 There's an odor coming from inside. Oh. 255 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,320 There's good odors. That's true. 256 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,280 It kind of smells in here. 257 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,639 It smells like what? Do I do I recognize the smell? 258 00:11:53,639 --> 00:11:55,839 It smells like, 259 00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:58,600 well, as you say, it kind of smells in here. 260 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,639 Nina comes around the corner and she says, darling, 261 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,679 I think that is the the town's old aqueduct. 262 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:11,839 Could be a particular place for some certain drainage. 263 00:12:13,319 --> 00:12:15,120 Am I smelling poop? 264 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,919 You're not not smelling poop. 265 00:12:16,919 --> 00:12:19,959 Oh, I think the legal term is gray water. 266 00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:22,039 Mm hmm. Yes. 267 00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:23,799 See, he knows everything. 268 00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:26,159 Do I see anything in here? 269 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:29,519 Um, did I go through without the torch? 270 00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:31,799 Well, Bazaar said he had the torch. 271 00:12:31,799 --> 00:12:33,279 So, yes, sure did. 272 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:34,319 He sure did. 273 00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:36,439 And if I land in poop, 274 00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:40,079 you your hand goes down to the ground and it's it's damp. 275 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,240 But it does feel like rather cave like, 276 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:49,279 like you're not in like you don't drop into sludge, 277 00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:52,560 a sludge, yes, any sludge or like slush of water 278 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,680 or anything like that. 279 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:57,080 Oh, I squeeze myself through it. 280 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:02,440 I was like, guys, it smells smells gross in here. 281 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,879 I stick my head through the hole and I'm like, 282 00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:08,080 can I have a torch? 283 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,320 I hand the torch over. 284 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,279 Careful the methane. 285 00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:12,159 Yes, that could change our plans and go up. 286 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,360 Boom. Real quick. 287 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,159 What? 288 00:13:14,199 --> 00:13:16,079 Oh, a boom. That's probably fine. 289 00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:17,799 Not a bad idea, then. 290 00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:20,519 If we're not inside of it, you might have to climb back. 291 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:21,639 Should I come? 292 00:13:21,639 --> 00:13:24,759 Should I come back out and then we throw the torch in? 293 00:13:25,759 --> 00:13:27,000 Yeah. OK. 294 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,679 And I squeeze myself back. 295 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:30,639 I'll pull you through. 296 00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:32,000 Maybe don't throw. 297 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,399 Don't throw it, because if we hit a doo doo pile, 298 00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:36,360 it might go away. We don't want that. 299 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,639 I tell you what. No, we can we can do this. 300 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:40,519 I cast mage hand. 301 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,159 I grab onto the torch. 302 00:13:42,159 --> 00:13:45,839 I float my mage hand through the hole as we stand safely in the hallway 303 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,799 and see if it blows up. 304 00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:50,759 How did you do that? 305 00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:55,600 Oh, it's it's a very, very rudimentary cantrip. 306 00:13:56,399 --> 00:14:00,519 You just have to imagine like your hand as it's an 307 00:14:00,519 --> 00:14:01,639 like an extension of your hand. 308 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:05,600 Imagine if you could stretch your arm out through the weave of the ether. 309 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,240 It's like that. 310 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,919 Like in my mind, you just see a hand, but in my mind, 311 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,160 my arm is stretching out through the hole. 312 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,960 So if you could like, you know, see in the ethereal plane, 313 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,200 that's what you would see, too. 314 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,320 It looks really weird, but it's it's really cool. 315 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,880 Anyway, let's see if this blows up. 316 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:25,040 She's just staring at her hand. 317 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,560 What are we talking about? Middle stuff. 318 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,960 Middle. Welcome to the middle, everybody. 319 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:36,120 You're here. It's a much more subdued middle than last week. 320 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,279 My choice for topic today, since Kyle isn't here. 321 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,679 You've got the talking stick. 322 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,720 Kyle, isn't he great? 323 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:48,039 Are you so glad that we played this super long con on him 324 00:14:48,039 --> 00:14:51,320 to make him be a permanent cast member? 325 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,240 And it worked. 326 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,360 And I'm so proud of us, guys. 327 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,159 We really made it happen. 328 00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,960 And he's wonderful. 329 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,039 He is. We sowed the seeds. 330 00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:03,320 Drew him in little by little. 331 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,560 Just for like a one one story arc. 332 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,480 It'll be nothing. 333 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,720 And now six years later, one of us. 334 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,440 And now he's flying into Edmonton in blizzards. 335 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,960 So exactly. Exactly. 336 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,400 That's how you know you're committed. 337 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,840 Yeah. He'll spin it and say, no, I tricked you, 338 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,240 which he probably did. 339 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,080 Let's be real. 340 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,120 But, you know, we can think that he is very clever. 341 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,400 He could have tricked us. 342 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,440 But why would he want to? 343 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,120 He still hasn't signed the contract, though. 344 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,520 So I don't know what he wants. 345 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,720 I don't know what he wants in this relationship. 346 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,800 Is him not being here a negotiating tactic? 347 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,320 Oh, that must be a business trip. 348 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,480 But no, no, no. 349 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,240 Anyway, Kyle, he's the best. 350 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,080 You know who else is the best? 351 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,040 Who? Our patrons. 352 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,160 This is so true. 353 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,720 They support us. 354 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,360 Um, emotionally and also financially. 355 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,040 Absolutely. 356 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,040 And we try to give them some value in return, 357 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:07,559 like extra episodes of other shows and see our faces 358 00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:08,959 every now and again. 359 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,519 You can come see our faces. 360 00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:12,039 You can hang out with us. 361 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,679 Watch us there, too. 362 00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:17,000 Don't forget, Kyle is normally here. 363 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,480 Exactly. So like, that's a huge selling point, right? 364 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,439 It's true. He's like handsome Jesus. 365 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,399 That's what he looks like. 366 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,639 Handsome Jesus. Oh, yes. 367 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,079 Handsome Jesus classic. 368 00:16:27,079 --> 00:16:28,439 That's right. 369 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:33,280 But our extra special number one tied with Kyle is our patron 370 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,600 that we're dedicating this episode to. 371 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,080 Who is Logan Moore? 372 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,960 Logan Moore. 373 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,800 Related. Is that your cousin? 374 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,000 I know. Any relation? 375 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,840 No relation that I'm aware of. 376 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,360 2-0, 1-0. What are we talking about? 377 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,960 Singular O. They're doing it. 378 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,120 Singular O. 379 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,520 Long lost cousin Logan. 380 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,800 I can't wait to see you at the family reunion, 381 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,560 even though my last name is not Moore. 382 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,320 So I won't be there. 383 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,520 You would definitely be at the family reunion. 384 00:16:58,439 --> 00:17:02,600 I do come to all of the Russ and Amy More family events. 385 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,480 You'll have your reunion crocs there. 386 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,279 It'll be a whole thing. 387 00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:07,400 Exactly. 388 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,440 Logan, I can't wait to meet you at the family reunion. 389 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:10,960 Me too. 390 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,319 You're the best. 391 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:13,879 It's going to be a great time. 392 00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:16,920 That family reunion that we're going to have. 393 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,720 The next event we have, that'll be our meet up, 394 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,079 is called a family reunion. 395 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:23,319 I like that. 396 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:27,200 And then in brackets, but not really for business purposes. 397 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,519 Oh, yes. 398 00:17:28,519 --> 00:17:31,279 It'll be the family reunion. 399 00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:32,799 Just put it there. 400 00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:34,240 Yeah, just a lot of quotes. 401 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,080 Lot of quotes. 402 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,279 No, for reals, Angela. 403 00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:38,960 Honestly, it's what I'll say. 404 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,680 Exactly. 405 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,720 Yeah. 406 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,279 OK, thank you for listening, everybody. 407 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,039 We'll get you back to the episode, which 408 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:50,759 is exactly how all trial episodes end up, 409 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:52,799 is with somebody in jail. 410 00:17:52,799 --> 00:17:54,080 Well, sometimes, yeah. 411 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,880 I mean, in Tom's case. 412 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,280 Maybe they get out. 413 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,520 Maybe they don't. 414 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,480 Dung dung. 415 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,560 That's how you have to end it. 416 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,240 Yeah. 417 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:02,760 For court. 418 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,560 OK. 419 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,160 Love you, bye. 420 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:04,920 Love you, bye. 421 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,560 Love you, bye. 422 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,440 Bizarre's Mage Hand takes the torch 423 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,400 and slowly moves through. 424 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,120 And as anybody's watching it, 425 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:17,880 the flame begins to die down until it's just a flicker. 426 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,720 And it disappears into the darkness 427 00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:27,559 until there's this huge bright flash that goes off. 428 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:32,120 And flames shoot out like a straight shot into the room. 429 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:36,360 And then it's quickly followed by a loud explosion 430 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,480 that echoes and shakes the walls. 431 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:43,279 Dust and stone begins to fall from the ceiling inside. 432 00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:48,400 And all of your ears are ringing at this moment. 433 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,559 Can't believe that happened. 434 00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:53,480 Thank you for not passing me the torch in there. 435 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,159 Maybe. 436 00:18:54,159 --> 00:18:55,519 Am I yelling? 437 00:18:55,519 --> 00:19:00,119 Maybe we should have given a warning before a warning. 438 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,720 We kind of did it in a roundabout way, I think. 439 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,159 Well, he explained an ethereal plane 440 00:19:06,159 --> 00:19:07,839 and there's something about a hand 441 00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:10,480 and then said, let's watch it. 442 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,519 So we did. 443 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,440 There was an implied potential explosion. 444 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,000 There was an implied. 445 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,519 I don't know. 446 00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:17,919 It was just cool. 447 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,960 That's a fireball, William. 448 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,240 Oh, where does that fuck around here? 449 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,720 Is Cav still in their cell? 450 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,480 We got to bust him out, too. 451 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,800 Yeah. 452 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,759 I want to try to redeem myself. 453 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,000 Fuck! 454 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,039 I did one. 455 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,759 Oh, you should do it like this. 456 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,640 Like. 457 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,200 No. 458 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,320 It's impossible. 459 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,519 I don't know how they did. 460 00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:42,440 I understand it one. 461 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,640 It's different locking mechanisms. 462 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,080 Like it's from an era by the past. 463 00:19:47,199 --> 00:19:48,399 This is why they discontinued these. 464 00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:51,199 They were too hard to. 465 00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:53,799 The guards couldn't even unlock them with the keys. 466 00:19:53,799 --> 00:19:54,839 There's no way to do it. 467 00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:56,559 The fact that they're in there right now 468 00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:58,720 is just mind boggling. 469 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,159 I'm going to blast him. 470 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:01,240 All right. 471 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,039 Again, Eldritch Blast, go Cav. 472 00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:06,960 Give me another dex save. 473 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,759 You're the only one on that side now. 474 00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:12,119 Only six for damage. 475 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:13,519 Hold on. 476 00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:14,199 Oh, 20. 477 00:20:14,199 --> 00:20:15,199 OK. 478 00:20:15,199 --> 00:20:16,199 Hell yeah. 479 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,039 Insight. 480 00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:18,640 Now you know exactly what's going to happen. 481 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,759 You're dodging all of the shards. 482 00:20:20,759 --> 00:20:22,559 There are more of them this time. 483 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,440 Nina comes out and says, I didn't think 484 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,240 he could move that fast. 485 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,519 That was beautiful. 486 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,039 That was good. 487 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:31,240 I think he's getting hungry. 488 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,440 Oh, that could be. 489 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,799 Yes, I have seen him move very fast 490 00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,920 to the free snack buffet. 491 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,519 Yes. 492 00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:39,160 Yeah, the sooner we're out here, 493 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,680 the sooner we can get some snacks. 494 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,240 I go for some hot dog or. 495 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,200 Oh, yes. 496 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:44,960 Like pizza. 497 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:45,799 I like pizza. 498 00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:49,599 Hey, I hate to spoil the party, 499 00:20:49,599 --> 00:20:51,799 but we kind of just blew up part of the city. 500 00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:54,680 I don't think we're going to stop for snacks. 501 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:55,200 No, no, no. 502 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,000 We need to get the fuck out of here. 503 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,480 The snacks are the reward. 504 00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,000 Yeah. 505 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,559 Yeah, no, once we get out, like she 506 00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:03,680 peeks her head through the hole, 507 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,480 this probably leads somewhere. 508 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,960 You said there are well-known tunnels 509 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,759 under this city. 510 00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:11,639 All we need to do is find the tunnels, 511 00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:13,480 and then we can get to the city hall. 512 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,879 We can get the evidence. 513 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,280 And then Bob's your uncle. 514 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,560 Cabs free. 515 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,320 I can disappear into the night. 516 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:20,720 Easy. 517 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,760 All's good. 518 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,160 Wait, where are those books? 519 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,360 You can't disappear. 520 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:25,960 Why not? 521 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,320 Because then we'll be on the run forever. 522 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,320 Why do you have to be on the run? 523 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,280 We kind of need you for some evidence, please. 524 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:32,760 For justice. 525 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,040 Well, yes, I get you the evidence. 526 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,480 Fine. 527 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,000 But do they need to see my face? 528 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,440 Like, I've been down here for three weeks, 529 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,800 and all I've seen is dreck. 530 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,880 Yeah, but I think it's pretty important 531 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,600 to be able to tell them that they couldn't find you, 532 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:51,440 and you were in a cell directly beneath the courthouse. 533 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,040 The people need to know. 534 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,040 OK. 535 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,040 Or we don't give them the satisfaction. 536 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,240 We say that we found you. 537 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,840 You weren't in jail, and you're 538 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,560 here to right the wrongs that 539 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,240 have been done in your name. 540 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,920 Whatever works best for the story. 541 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:15,840 I'm just here to support whatever you need from me. 542 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,400 I will supply the evidence. 543 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,880 We just have to get through that hole, which is now, 544 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,160 not surprisingly, much larger. 545 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:23,720 Yeah, thanks. 546 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,440 That's great. 547 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,320 I was not looking forward to squeezing through that. 548 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,920 It doesn't appear that the guards, maybe the guards left. 549 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,400 They just locked us in here and hoped that maybe we 550 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,080 ran out of oxygen. 551 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,840 Unrelated explosion, I guess. 552 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:37,200 I don't know. 553 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,240 Earthquake. 554 00:22:38,279 --> 00:22:40,200 She looks down at Alydin. 555 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,160 Mayor Knops is not a good person. 556 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,319 I know. 557 00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:46,359 OK. 558 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,559 They're both paid off by Mayor Knops. 559 00:22:48,559 --> 00:22:50,000 You've been down here three weeks. 560 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,480 You would have run out of oxygen. 561 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,120 They had the door open. 562 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,519 I've spent time in a box. 563 00:22:53,519 --> 00:22:54,359 They had the door open. 564 00:22:54,359 --> 00:23:02,160 She walks over, and she looks into the giant hole, 565 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,240 be like, let's get out of here. 566 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,160 Do any of you guys also have dark vision? 567 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,039 Yes. 568 00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:10,039 No. 569 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:16,000 So just you, sir, wizard. 570 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,519 How about you? 571 00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:19,279 We worked together for three years. 572 00:23:19,279 --> 00:23:21,680 Yes. 573 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,599 As advisors to the mayor. 574 00:23:23,599 --> 00:23:31,599 I had to really sell that I hated you, Bazaar. 575 00:23:31,599 --> 00:23:33,559 I know your name. 576 00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:34,920 I just fall back into it. 577 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,119 Oh, I don't care about Bazaar. 578 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,120 I've crawled through this hole. 579 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:42,200 I'm not slipping him secret notes that he's not seeing ever always. 580 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,360 I didn't see secret notes. 581 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,000 These are like those stories you read Benson where they're like, 582 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,640 oh, we're unrequited lovers hiding in dark circles. 583 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,960 Yes. 584 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,640 Retardant Flames is the most recent one I've read. 585 00:23:54,640 --> 00:24:01,600 I like this. 586 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,960 I like the sequel, Don't Extinguish My Love. 587 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,000 Yes. 588 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,200 I haven't got that far. 589 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,279 Don't tell me don't spoil it. 590 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:09,160 So mad. 591 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:14,200 What do I see in this tunnel that I've heard this cave cavern? 592 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,279 I've gone ahead. 593 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:16,799 I'm exploring. 594 00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:18,279 OK, you can you can all go in. 595 00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:20,200 The child does not have dark vision, right? 596 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:20,960 Yes, she does. 597 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,000 She's half elf. 598 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,680 Hail. 599 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,880 You go through and anybody else who? 600 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,440 Well, I mean, everybody else has to go through there at some point. 601 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,559 No, I'm good. Bye bye. 602 00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:31,039 I live here now. 603 00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:32,279 This is why I leave here. 604 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:33,200 It's going to be here. 605 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,519 Have a good one. 606 00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:39,200 Everybody goes through and it opens into more of like a cave inlet, 607 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:45,759 which there appears to be like tally marks on the inside of this cave. 608 00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:50,720 And you get in a little further and there's a skeleton on the floor. 609 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,000 Is tally dead? 610 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,519 Tally marks. 611 00:24:54,519 --> 00:24:56,359 Rust, what'd you do? 612 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,400 Not tally marks. 613 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,639 Tally marks. 614 00:25:00,639 --> 00:25:02,440 Wow. 615 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,319 Is that tally's last name? 616 00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:06,240 Is that tally's last name, Marks? 617 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,079 That could be tally's last name. 618 00:25:09,079 --> 00:25:11,439 I mean, she doesn't know her last name, but it's probably Marks. 619 00:25:11,439 --> 00:25:12,399 It's probably Marks. 620 00:25:12,399 --> 00:25:14,399 Yeah, you got me. 621 00:25:14,399 --> 00:25:16,319 Yeah, the child is dead. 622 00:25:16,319 --> 00:25:17,799 It is not. 623 00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:18,679 It's Bazaar's fault. 624 00:25:18,679 --> 00:25:20,439 It's Kyle's fault, everybody. 625 00:25:20,439 --> 00:25:22,119 Hi, how are you doing? 626 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,240 Like, that's the worst thing I've done on this podcast. 627 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,639 Any trauma on this podcast is Kyle's fault. 628 00:25:26,639 --> 00:25:29,159 Usually, yes. 629 00:25:29,159 --> 00:25:31,879 I would like to summon my familiar. 630 00:25:31,879 --> 00:25:33,759 OK. 631 00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:36,000 I kind of like reach into my. 632 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,039 Benson runs up behind you. 633 00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:41,480 Yeah, he's here the whole time. 634 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,000 You called? 635 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,319 All right. 636 00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:46,000 Let's let me go back to my specs. 637 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:52,279 Yes, I summoned a guy when I was looking up the one I could summon. 638 00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:55,960 I think it was a coding error in D&D Beyond. 639 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,879 But I was like, I just summoned a guy. 640 00:25:57,879 --> 00:26:00,319 Like, it's like a dude. 641 00:26:00,319 --> 00:26:03,039 It's like, I mean, I don't think they want you to. 642 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:05,879 But like some of the D&D Beyond, you know, if you click the button, 643 00:26:05,879 --> 00:26:08,319 I'm going to summon Jeffrey. 644 00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:14,519 It's a it's a could be summonable, but it's it's an it's an owl. 645 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,680 It's your kind of bog standard, 646 00:26:19,639 --> 00:26:22,599 sort of like what you think about an owl, what it is. 647 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,359 And I kind of reach into my 648 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,480 crumpled suit pocket and like kind of like pull out like I'm pulling out 649 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,240 like a handkerchief or something. 650 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,960 But you see like 651 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,000 glowing ethereal lines come out. 652 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,640 And then the owl goes and plays up like, all right, Murdock, go fly around. 653 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,880 Make sure we don't get, I don't know, ambushed or what have you. 654 00:26:46,559 --> 00:26:49,519 He just took an owl out of his pocket. 655 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,759 How's that for being a wizard? 656 00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:54,079 Kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding. 657 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,720 That's your thing, not my thing. 658 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,120 No, I mean, you know, it's a it's a good spell. 659 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,480 I don't know it. 660 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,279 So very impressive. 661 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:03,079 Owl flies off out of sight. 662 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:04,680 Alydin's like right beside you. 663 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,160 Teach me. All right. 664 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,960 Well, it's less of a teach and more of 665 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,759 make a couple of promises you got to keep or else situation. 666 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,480 You don't want to get into that kid, maybe 10 more years. 667 00:27:16,839 --> 00:27:17,599 She takes a step back. 668 00:27:17,599 --> 00:27:19,319 You don't have to get into that. 669 00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:21,359 No more years, none. 670 00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,359 Hey, hey, sometimes it's the best option. 671 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,839 I don't know. You can make a lot of promises. 672 00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,279 Thurston here, promises every day. 673 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,000 I keep my promises. 674 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,079 Some of them, too. 675 00:27:35,079 --> 00:27:38,200 Owl comes back, relays to you. 676 00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:40,680 What did we say? 677 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,079 You don't you don't see, but you can telepathically communicate. 678 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,680 In a sense, yeah. 679 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,680 Yeah. Yeah. 680 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:52,200 So, yeah, I communicate to you that there is more of a up around the bend. 681 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,799 There's more of a 682 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:58,960 a manmade structure, and it does appear to be like an old aqueduct. 683 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,600 There's a few 684 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,799 egresses down along the way as far as he could go within that time period 685 00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:08,200 and come back. 686 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,440 A lot of them do appear to be sealed off 687 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:16,360 by more structure, you could assume, based on how deep you've gone into the ground, 688 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,960 like almost like parts of city on top of the city kind of thing. 689 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,920 I relay the information. 690 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,759 So all we need to do is get to City Hall. 691 00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:30,599 And if we are at the courthouse, we shouldn't be too far. 692 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:38,440 Does anybody remember which direction the City Hall was? 693 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,960 I've been down here for three weeks. 694 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,440 Like left is right, the right is up, down is. 695 00:28:42,839 --> 00:28:44,759 That's why they have the spiral staircase. 696 00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:48,400 I was about to say, we turned right 36 times on the way down here. 697 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,440 It's very discombobulating. 698 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,480 That's why it's so confusing. 699 00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:55,480 They must have done that on purpose. 700 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,319 So you get disoriented coming down into the earth. 701 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,120 That makes me really upset. 702 00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:03,759 That there was reason for the thing that they did at the beginning. 703 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,519 And it worked. 704 00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:08,960 I usually love functional design, but not in this case. 705 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,039 Yeah, this is hostile architecture. 706 00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:11,880 Mm hmm. 707 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,160 Does anybody have any background in like city infrastructure? 708 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,279 Anybody? No. 709 00:29:18,279 --> 00:29:20,360 Cab, did you pay attention 710 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,759 when you spent that week in city infrastructure course? 711 00:29:24,079 --> 00:29:26,839 Yeah, you could probably muddle through. 712 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,720 I have a plus three in nature. 713 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,000 Can I like just tell which way is north? 714 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,079 With disadvantage, you could roll. 715 00:29:34,079 --> 00:29:34,879 All right. 716 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,200 Disadvantage, hey. Yeah. 717 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,680 Roll twice, take the worst. 718 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,400 All right. Well, that's pretty good. 719 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,839 It doesn't. Yeah, then 19. Yeah, that's great. 720 00:29:47,839 --> 00:29:50,839 And then the second one is a 19. 721 00:29:50,839 --> 00:29:52,839 It's a 15, not bad. 722 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,320 15 is not bad. That's great. 723 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,840 Yeah, Alydin, you've been stuck in a lot of underground places, 724 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:04,240 a lot of boxes, a lot of holes, a lot of ethereal places 725 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,200 where there is no perceptive north, south, east, west. 726 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,360 This place, all in all, seems rather easy to you. 727 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,040 And as everybody's trying to look around, 728 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,840 trying to get their bearings, it like comes to you 729 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,720 the direction that you need to go and you need to follow the aqueduct. 730 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,400 Like straight down. 731 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,680 And at least you get the good perspective of where City Hall is. 732 00:30:30,799 --> 00:30:32,720 We have to go this way. 733 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,720 She points down the aqueduct. 734 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,559 I'll trust you. 735 00:30:38,799 --> 00:30:41,360 Very well. Wow, that was easy. 736 00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:48,360 I mean, if you can't trust a 14 year old, who can you trust? 737 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,440 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season four, episode 37, 738 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:01,400 starring Amy More as Alydin, Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, 739 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:06,079 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, Kyle Klasset as Bizard the Wizard, 740 00:31:06,079 --> 00:31:10,039 with Russ More as your dungeon master and special guest Tim Lanning 741 00:31:10,039 --> 00:31:14,960 from Greetings Adventurers, Naruto Revuto and Tribulation Farce. 742 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:19,440 Find more from Tim at GeeklyInc.com and listen next episode. 743 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,519 He's not going anywhere for a little while. 744 00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:25,279 Dialogue, editing and sound design of today's episode is by Russ More. 745 00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:27,600 Our community manager is Jessica Babiak. 746 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,759 Music is from Epidemic Sound and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound, 747 00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:34,000 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 748 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,720 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. 749 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:41,120 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, 750 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:45,519 Angaron Kierzen, Cat Waterflame, Perry Matey, Jacob Madden, 751 00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:51,440 Perry Matey, Jacob Madden, Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, L.A. 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