1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,160 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:09,919 In the town of Vintersmouth, bureaucratic crimes are considered especially tedious. 3 00:00:09,919 --> 00:00:16,240 The municipal government employs two types of clerics, those who heal the wounded and those 4 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:23,519 who file the paperwork. When Kavlaran Goldweave, a half-elf cleric and auditor from Kingstown, 5 00:00:23,519 --> 00:00:28,800 discovered discrepancies in the mayor's ledgers, he did what any lawful good citizen 6 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:35,600 would do. He reported it. Now he stands accused of forgery and tampering with evidence. 7 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:42,719 The problem? Kavlaran once got locked in a supply closet for six hours. He regularly 8 00:00:42,719 --> 00:00:49,040 files documents in alphabetical order by the wrong letter. And last week, accidentally, 9 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:54,320 he laminated his own hand. These are his stories. 10 00:00:54,799 --> 00:01:00,079 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master Russ More, 11 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:04,400 he, him. Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her. 12 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:09,599 I wonder how these people fix their problems. Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, she, her. 13 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:13,680 We're making it Canadian and everyone has to wear a robe. Sorry. 14 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:19,680 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him. Oh, okay. Great. That's not upsetting in any 15 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:26,480 way, shape, or form. And Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, he, him. 16 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:30,960 Oh, dope. Now I know what we're going to do. With special guest this week from Greetings 17 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:35,760 Adventurers, Tim Lanning, he, him. If the clock is broken, just do it. 18 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:41,840 A quick shout out to our Patreon family who make this show possible and get 130 or more 19 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:47,440 exclusive episodes for their trouble. That's like a lot of D&D that you can get right 20 00:01:47,439 --> 00:01:53,200 now. Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. We hope to see you over there and now fuck it. Let's play. 21 00:01:57,759 --> 00:02:07,200 Kavlaran, Thurston, Lawfulgood, Benson Benson, and your entire team are led into the court. 22 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:13,840 The courtroom, very much like a lot of things at City Hall, is very well put together. 23 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:21,520 Very ornate and intricate carvings of judges come and gone. There are tapestries up on the wall. 24 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:27,439 The jury bench is empty as you enter. There are a few people in the audience. 25 00:02:28,159 --> 00:02:32,319 It's an audience for a gallery. A gallery. That's what it is. Yes. 26 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:40,719 That sounds more accurate than the crowd. The spectators. The fans. The pit of fans. 27 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:48,400 The running man. There's signs. Let Kav go. He didn't do it. Down with the auditor. 28 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,599 That sort of thing. I'm just a fan of law and procedure. I'm just here. 29 00:02:52,879 --> 00:03:02,639 Doddy McBottlebow, the local town gossip or newspaper reporter, is also there. As you enter, 30 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:12,880 Kav and your lawyer are led into the defense side of the courtroom. As you get settled in, 31 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:19,280 a couple moments later, you hear the doors open again and in comes the prosecution. 32 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:29,840 Crocker Shaw. Thurston, you recognize this guy as he enters. He is unnaturally tall. He's a 33 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:38,960 tiefling and has horns that curve sharply backwards. His skin is smooth and pale gray, 34 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:46,719 like the underside of a storm cloud, and seems to absorb torchlight rather than reflect it. 35 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:55,599 He's got no visible scars, no blemishes, no tattoos. Nothing is out of place. 36 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,079 Fuck. Smash. 37 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:10,240 He's wearing an impeccably tailored high collared black robe. Not the city's legal 38 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:16,319 robes, but a sleeker version stitched with subtle infernal motifs along the sleeves and hem. 39 00:04:16,319 --> 00:04:23,600 He has a silver cravat and is always perfect. His gloves always spotless. 40 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:35,120 He enters with four legal aides behind him who are carrying his tails on his outfit, 41 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:40,400 and he sees you, Thurston, as you kind of look back over your shoulder and he gives a 42 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,480 sly smile and nod as he goes and sits at the prosecution. 43 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:44,980 Fuck you. 44 00:04:46,879 --> 00:04:48,560 It's a pleasure to see you, Thurston. 45 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,320 Yeah, whatever. 46 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,000 Uh, so that's the Croker guy? 47 00:04:55,279 --> 00:05:00,719 Yeah, Shaw. We don't like Shaw. He's, uh, unnaturally good at this stuff. 48 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,199 Oh, okay. Great. That's not upsetting in any way, shape, or form. 49 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:14,000 Oh, yeah. The judge we got, great news. Shaw, probably four to nine times worse news. 50 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,639 Oh, okay. 51 00:05:14,639 --> 00:05:19,519 He's really good, but he's bad. So he would not defend you because you're innocent, 52 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:20,560 if that makes sense. 53 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:26,319 Russ, are we, the rest of us outside, because we are to be waiting to be called as witnesses? 54 00:05:26,319 --> 00:05:27,519 No, you're in the gallery. 55 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:33,199 All right. Things are loosey goosey here in Vindersmith. Who knows how the legal system works. 56 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:36,479 Yeah. When, when you're like, what am I wearing? I was like, oh crap, 57 00:05:36,479 --> 00:05:41,839 am I going to have to do like robes and powder wig? I don't know what the lore is. 58 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:43,039 I panicked. 59 00:05:43,039 --> 00:05:43,759 You did a great job. 60 00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:44,879 We're making it up right now. 61 00:05:44,879 --> 00:05:48,879 We're making it Canadian and everyone has to wear a robe. Sorry. 62 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:50,959 I'm not from Canada. 63 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,719 Welcome to the party. 64 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:57,040 They keep rubbing it in. 65 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,920 You really hit that R nicely right there. 66 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:05,279 Smash some Dunkin' Donuts and you guys can have that other stuff. 67 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,920 That maple syrup. 68 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:08,480 Yeah. 69 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,839 Jimothy Hortons. 70 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:17,040 You see Shaw neatly stacking, and all of his legal aides, neatly stacking papers 71 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,800 and reviewing everything as the jurors door opens. 72 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:26,640 And in walk 12 individuals who you recognize from around town, 73 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,600 but none of you have a very personal relationship with them. 74 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:37,759 After they all come in and are seated there, a couple of them are looking 75 00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:40,400 skeptically towards Kavlaran. 76 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,920 Juror number eight has a look about them that says that they're, 77 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,080 they're trying to get a read of you. 78 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:56,560 And juror number three is, there's something Kavlaran, 79 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,680 you catch something off about the way that they're looking at you. 80 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,680 But then they quickly look away once you kind of lock eyes. 81 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,240 After a moment, the, the guard comes in and says, 82 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,439 Judge Sterling Delacour now presides. 83 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,480 Judge Delacour enters from their chambers. 84 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:22,879 And they are statuesque in both presence and poise, 85 00:07:22,879 --> 00:07:26,560 a half elf of indeterminate age. 86 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:31,600 She carries herself with the composure of someone who spent decades 87 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:36,560 watching powerful people unravel in front of her and not blinking once. 88 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:42,000 Her olive skin tones, her features, sharply defined, 89 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:46,320 high cheekbones, angular jaw, eyes the color of polished amber. 90 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,520 Always watching and measuring. 91 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:50,480 Smash. 92 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:56,319 Silver streaked black hair is coiled tightly into a crown braid 93 00:07:56,319 --> 00:07:59,439 held in place by a modest iron circlet. 94 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:03,040 The only ornament she appears to be wearing. 95 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,879 She's wearing a deep Navy judicial coat, crisp and minimal, 96 00:08:06,879 --> 00:08:13,360 adorned with only the insignia of the Court of Public Integrity on one shoulder. 97 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:17,840 A silver scale broken on one side mended with gold 98 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:22,480 and beneath hints of well-maintained chain beneath her robe 99 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:27,439 suggests she's no stranger to the idea of proceedings turning violent. 100 00:08:27,439 --> 00:08:28,160 Oh, dope. 101 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,319 Now I know what we're going to do. 102 00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:31,199 I'm sorry. 103 00:08:31,199 --> 00:08:33,120 There's there. 104 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,080 It's scales. 105 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,519 One side is broken, but mended with gold. 106 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:41,279 It's like I wonder how these people fix their problems, right? 107 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,919 The way they describe it, it's not that big. 108 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:45,600 It makes sense the way they say it. 109 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,799 She speaks with a very low and resonant tone, 110 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:53,439 cutting through noise without needing to rise. 111 00:08:54,079 --> 00:08:58,799 And when she speaks, it feels like the room has agreed to listen. 112 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:03,439 And she looks over to the defense and then to the prosecution 113 00:09:04,079 --> 00:09:08,079 and sits down behind her bench looking out at the gallery. 114 00:09:08,079 --> 00:09:10,159 Look at us using law terms. 115 00:09:10,159 --> 00:09:15,519 It looks to you, Thurston, and to Kroker Shaw 116 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:18,159 and calls you up to her bench. 117 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:18,659 Go up? 118 00:09:19,439 --> 00:09:22,000 Are the two of you prepared? 119 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:24,000 Oh, absolutely. 120 00:09:24,719 --> 00:09:27,439 And have your list of witnesses? 121 00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:33,519 Kroker pauses for a moment and, as didn't want to interrupt, 122 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:39,439 we are prepared for today and things will go as expected, I think. 123 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:41,620 Mm. 124 00:09:42,719 --> 00:09:43,439 Whatever. 125 00:09:43,439 --> 00:09:48,719 He turns to you and puts out his hand for a handshake, Thurston. 126 00:09:49,919 --> 00:09:54,480 I'll shake it quickly and not very spiritedly. 127 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:55,199 Best of luck. 128 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,519 Thanks, Shaw. 129 00:09:57,519 --> 00:09:58,559 I appreciate it. 130 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:04,399 And I look over to the judge and I do one of those, this guy, this guy. 131 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:09,120 She looks up as she's writing some notes down on a page and 132 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,159 politely says, Mm-hmm. 133 00:10:13,839 --> 00:10:17,519 After a brief moment, everybody settles in their place. 134 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,240 And now for opening statements. 135 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,839 We'll start with the prosecution. 136 00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:29,360 And Kroker Shaw stands up and lightly clears his throat and walks over to the jury. 137 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:34,959 He says, Members of the jury, good morning. 138 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:40,879 In a moment, the defense will tell you this is a misunderstanding, 139 00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:47,680 a clerical mix-up, a matter of numbers, just decimal points and ink. 140 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:53,200 He paces slowly in front of the jury's box, hands behind his back. 141 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,160 But Vintersmouth knows better. 142 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:01,680 We've seen what happens when discontent is fed falsehood, 143 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:08,720 when civil servants reach too far cloaking ambition in the costume of integrity. 144 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:18,560 He walks slowly during this across to the defense and stands by you, Kavlaran, 145 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,080 gives a courteous nod. 146 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,800 There's no kindness in his eyes. 147 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,960 The accused did not merely file a report. 148 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,000 He fabricated entire documents. 149 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:35,440 He conjured a conspiracy from shadows and scribbles and then, as if by design, 150 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,919 vanished for three weeks while panic spread. 151 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:42,960 Turning back to the jury. 152 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,440 The ledgers he submitted to Kingstown altered. 153 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,360 The recipients listed widely misrepresented. 154 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,279 The totals inflated. 155 00:11:54,399 --> 00:11:58,240 We will show you copies, we will show you the originals, 156 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,560 and we will present expert testimony confirming the tampering. 157 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:07,519 He now moves towards the judge's bench, eyes on Delacour. 158 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,120 This case isn't about politics. 159 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,039 It's about accountability. 160 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,240 It's about the stability of our institutions. 161 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:23,519 When we allow fiction to masquerade as fact, we weaken the foundation of law itself. 162 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,360 This trial is not vengeance. 163 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,639 It is correction. 164 00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:32,159 And when the facts lie bare before you, I trust 165 00:12:32,159 --> 00:12:37,039 you will do what is necessary to protect the city from those who would torch it 166 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:38,240 in the name of truth. 167 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,800 He offers the faintest practiced bow. 168 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,639 The crown rests for now. 169 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:52,320 He looks to you, Thurston, as he goes and sits back down. 170 00:12:52,320 --> 00:13:04,080 I will take a quick shaky drink of water, check a note or three, 171 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:11,760 and then stand up and kind of stand in front of the jurors and jury. 172 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:17,440 Fine people of Venturesmouth, judge, everyone out in the gallery here, 173 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,960 thank you for being part of the process. 174 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,400 It means a lot to all of us. 175 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:27,840 You're going to hear a lot of fancy words thrown out. 176 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:35,519 You're going to hear a lot of misdirection, but I want to kind of focus our attention today 177 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:41,680 on the simple fact that this is a setup on my client. 178 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:48,400 We, as the defense, do not need to solve the ledgers. 179 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:52,079 We do not need to prove why they were cooked. 180 00:13:52,079 --> 00:13:54,079 We do not need to prove who did it. 181 00:13:55,199 --> 00:14:02,480 I am here to simply say my client didn't do it, and I will provide expert witnesses 182 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:08,879 of our own that will show that my client wouldn't do it, wasn't capable of doing it, 183 00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:15,840 and tried to do the right thing as they found the, I guess we will say, 184 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,840 inconvenient information that was passed to their office. 185 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:29,600 We have experts that will testify that, and I look kind of pointedly at the judge 186 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:36,480 and then at Shaw, the only piece of evidence we were allowed to see, not the originals, 187 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,759 but this exhibit, I'm just going to call it A because that's all we have, 188 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:49,279 because that's all the crown deigned to let us have, was doctored, magically. 189 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:59,840 The crown alleges that my client, through some conspiracy theory, did this to stir up unrest. 190 00:15:02,159 --> 00:15:04,559 There was a political agenda here. 191 00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:11,039 Again, simply put, we will show that there is no agenda because that was not something 192 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:17,039 that happened. It's going to be hard for us to prove a few negatives, but honestly, 193 00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:26,559 the crown's story here is a little too cut and dry for my taste, and if anyone in 194 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:31,279 Venter's mouth has been through any proceedings such as this before, we know this wouldn't be 195 00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:38,959 the first time. So thank you for your time, and just remember, truth is usually simpler 196 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:47,840 than fiction. As you go to sit back down, you hear just under his breath, Croker says, 197 00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:57,519 playing the incompetence trick again. If the clock is broken, just do it. 198 00:15:57,919 --> 00:16:07,279 Now's the time. 199 00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:09,360 Exactly. Now's the time for the middle. 200 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,799 The middle, where we talk about how Peggy is a nickname for Margaret and how that makes no sense. 201 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,480 Our usual middle topic, yeah? 202 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,759 Yeah, of course. 203 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:18,960 And not Pegafred. 204 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,759 Which you would know if you joined us over on Patreon as a supporting producer in the 205 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:27,039 live shows. Not the live shows, the backstage shows. 206 00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:30,639 Cut it in, it's funny, but that's right, still flows. 207 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:31,840 You know, it works. 208 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,639 They're live. 209 00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:36,559 All through September, did you hear? Might not have, because we've missed a couple, 210 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:40,879 but did you hear that we're having a big sale over on Patreon throughout September, 211 00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:42,960 where you can get 50% off your first month? 212 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,000 Okay, that's pretty good. 213 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,960 Pretty good deal. 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255 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,320 I'm throwing Jess in there, too. 256 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,519 You just got six new best friends. 257 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,400 When I woke up this name and I saw 258 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:53,200 when I woke up this morning and I saw Hannah's name, I was like, 259 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,759 this is going to be a good day because that's how long ago we knew. 260 00:18:57,759 --> 00:18:58,240 Oh, yeah. 261 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:58,960 Hours ago. 262 00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,600 Oh, yeah. 263 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,320 Absolutely. 264 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,560 Thank you, best friend Hannah Gilliwick and all of these best friends. 265 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,759 Come join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 50 percent off, 266 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:12,080 which means you get, I don't know, 18 weeks free. 267 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,440 We'll round it up. 268 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,440 It just keeps getting bigger every time I talk about it. 269 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,600 But we'll get you back to the episode where Tim Tim Lanning's with us. 270 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,559 Oh, yeah. 271 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,120 Love that guy. 272 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,240 Oh, Tim. 273 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:22,880 He's great. 274 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,160 You should go listen to his stuff, too. 275 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,960 Greetings, adventures and all the other things that are down in the description. 276 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,720 Bye for now. 277 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:29,360 Love you. 278 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:29,759 Love you. 279 00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:30,240 Love you. 280 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:30,740 Bye. 281 00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:40,000 Judge Delacour, who's taken a few notes as both opening statements have proceeded, 282 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,080 says, call your first witness. 283 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:49,199 Croker Shaw stands up and says, we would like to call one Oak to the stand. 284 00:19:49,199 --> 00:19:49,919 Oh, God. 285 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,960 Coming in from the back of the room, we see Oak. 286 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,559 Oak is a human. 287 00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:57,279 He's got very disheveled hair. 288 00:19:58,159 --> 00:19:59,439 He's got pocket protector. 289 00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:06,159 Light brown khaki slacks, belt done up a little too high 290 00:20:07,279 --> 00:20:10,559 so that his pants are a little bit flood pants at this point. 291 00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:19,119 And he skips in and pushes the door, pushes the swinging gate to get in 292 00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:25,359 and looks over to Cav and says and just kind of like finger guns. 293 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:28,480 I got you, buddy. 294 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:29,759 Is that good? 295 00:20:30,399 --> 00:20:35,679 I mean, if Croker's calling him and he's finger gunning you, I'm mixed messages here. 296 00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:36,399 I mean, I don't know. 297 00:20:36,399 --> 00:20:38,000 That's usually just how he says hi. 298 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:44,240 So you see him walk by the jury and he finger guns all of the jury members, too. 299 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:47,920 He's starting off bad. 300 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,920 That doesn't look good, but he's not our witness. 301 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,839 How many of them finger gunned back? 302 00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:52,880 Three, three. 303 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:55,599 A quarter. 304 00:20:57,599 --> 00:20:59,599 And goes up and takes a seat. 305 00:21:01,519 --> 00:21:04,400 Amy, what in this world do we put our hand on to 306 00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:07,440 say that we're telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth? 307 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,519 The Christian Bible. 308 00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:15,359 It's just the Christian Bible again. 309 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:16,480 If it works here, it works there. 310 00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:25,279 I think it is the written laws of Vinter Smith. 311 00:21:25,839 --> 00:21:35,359 So they compiled a book of laws and bylaws that all citizens agree to abide by. 312 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,200 Good answer, Amy. 313 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,079 It's like, do we have a Bible? 314 00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:46,480 I'm sure there's some form of religious text, but not so widespread that it would be 315 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,759 acceptable as the Christian Bible in particular. 316 00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:51,920 Much of the gods thing going on right now. 317 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,960 What do they put in the damn hotels? 318 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,720 The rules and regulations of how to participate in wing night. 319 00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:03,759 Yeah, that is true. 320 00:22:03,759 --> 00:22:07,039 Yeah, they put dried lentils in all of the hotels. 321 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:13,519 But Oak goes up and puts his hand on the laws and the guard says, 322 00:22:13,519 --> 00:22:19,200 do you swear to tell the whole truth and some of the truth and probably most of the truth? 323 00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:24,160 Oak looks back and says, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so. 324 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,160 I mean, I'll tell everything I know. 325 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:34,640 Shaw gets up and he slowly walks over looking to the defense and says, 326 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:41,040 Mr. Oak, would you consider yourself a close friend of the defendant? 327 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,280 Oak looks back and says, well, yeah, yeah, of course. 328 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,200 I mean, he and I, we're best buddies. 329 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,560 We went out and did best friend things. 330 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,120 We got tattoos together. 331 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,320 We had beverages. 332 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:02,720 We had, well, we talked about the best foot scrub 333 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,839 that we could, Shaw stops and says, thank you, that's enough. 334 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:13,440 And yet, despite your closeness, you claim to have no knowledge 335 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:18,480 of these allegedly forged ledgers until after they were submitted. 336 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:26,160 Says, well, yeah, no, I didn't know that that's what Cav was doing. 337 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,200 He looks over at Cav, kind of nervous. 338 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,440 Kind of shoot him a little, like, I'm sorry face. 339 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,640 See, like, crestfallen. 340 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,920 Like, I thought we were good buds. 341 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,960 I thought he'd tell me. 342 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:37,920 Oh, yeah, a little bit. 343 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,920 That's the kind of vibe, yeah. 344 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:44,559 Do you know of anyone else other than the accused who had access 345 00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:48,160 to those ledgers before they were reported to Kingstown? 346 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,680 Well, do I know anybody else? 347 00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:02,400 I mean, Cav hangs out a lot with Bonwyn and Buzard and Allen. 348 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,039 I don't know if they had it in particular. 349 00:24:05,039 --> 00:24:08,560 And Bench too, like, he's very close with them. 350 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,799 But again, no, I don't know. 351 00:24:11,759 --> 00:24:14,320 You trust the defendant implicitly. 352 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,080 That's commendable. 353 00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:20,560 Would you trust them with, say, falsified evidence 354 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,799 if you believed it served the greater good? 355 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:32,560 Well, I mean, I trust Cav with anything. 356 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,600 I trust Cav with anything. 357 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:39,039 But I don't believe that Cav would falsify anything. 358 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,039 Looks uncertain. 359 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:48,080 Shaw takes a step back and says no further questions. 360 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,320 I'll stand up. 361 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,360 Are we allowed to believe that your feelings are hurt? 362 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:58,720 That he didn't tell you about highly incriminating, illegal, dangerous information? 363 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:04,720 Well, not so much the illegality of it. 364 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,520 But yeah, I thought we were getting to be pretty good friends 365 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,800 who might share some of those things with each other. 366 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,480 If we thought maybe we were in trouble or like there was something going on. 367 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,640 Because I really, I thought, I thought we were. 368 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,120 Let me stop you there. 369 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,120 Your friendship is not part of the- 370 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:23,920 Oh, yeah. 371 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,720 Question here. 372 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,040 It's a matter of safety. 373 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:36,480 And is it true that if you were to get interesting information at work, 374 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,560 you would go and tell your mother about it? 375 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,280 Objection? 376 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,120 Relevance? 377 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:48,320 It's necessary for why my client did not tell you. 378 00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:49,359 Well, yeah, of course. 379 00:25:50,639 --> 00:25:53,439 I would, of course, tell my mother everything. 380 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,839 Mom and I were talking last night about coming here today. 381 00:25:58,879 --> 00:26:04,399 And how I was going to just tell all the truth that I know about Cav. 382 00:26:04,399 --> 00:26:05,439 And I would absolutely- 383 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:05,839 Thank you. 384 00:26:06,639 --> 00:26:08,079 The court appreciates that. 385 00:26:09,039 --> 00:26:10,240 And this is Tim talking. 386 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,679 Whenever I see real lawyers, they don't say the next thing. 387 00:26:13,759 --> 00:26:20,160 Which is like, obviously, he didn't tell you because your mom would get murdered. 388 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,000 They just look at the jury and sit down. 389 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,759 And I'm like, how am I supposed to know that? 390 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:30,400 Especially now that you know that juries are dumb. 391 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,320 So you have to really be explicit. 392 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,720 Because, yeah, you can't be like, well, dangerous things are dangerous, right? 393 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,240 And you like your mom alive, right? 394 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:42,740 Yeah. 395 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:47,359 But in your time of working with the accused, 396 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,319 have you noticed any other aberrations of misconduct? 397 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,720 Any other aberrations of misconduct? 398 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,120 No. 399 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,240 Well, no. 400 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,160 I mean, I come to work. 401 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,240 I do all of the paperwork. 402 00:27:02,319 --> 00:27:12,319 I make sure that everything, Cav, you kind of catch a look from him. 403 00:27:12,319 --> 00:27:15,759 Like he's about to say that he does all of your work, 404 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,079 but like he's probably holding it back. 405 00:27:18,079 --> 00:27:20,160 He's like, yeah. 406 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,559 I just give him like a real like, go ahead. 407 00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:23,279 No, it's fine. 408 00:27:23,279 --> 00:27:23,519 Yeah. 409 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:27,120 I mean, I did all the work. 410 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:31,839 I did my work and some of Cav's work. 411 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:38,400 And like nothing, everything checks and bAlydinces all across the board. 412 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,080 So Cav was not a motivated worker? 413 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:43,040 No. 414 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,680 Well, no, let me take that back. 415 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,040 I don't mean no. 416 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,880 I mean, he was really good. 417 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,960 Team morale is what Cav excelled at. 418 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:53,680 Like he was- 419 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,440 A personality hire. 420 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,640 I think, yeah. 421 00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:06,880 No, Cav was there to do a specific job and that was to audit the mayor's office. 422 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:13,200 But the mayor's office gave him another task, which was paperwork. 423 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,200 I see. 424 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,240 Well, thank you for your time. 425 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,520 No further questions. 426 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,400 Thank you. 427 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:20,880 Thank you. 428 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,600 Shaw stands back up. 429 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,000 Just one more question. 430 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,960 Was he Columbo? 431 00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:28,160 Right. 432 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,599 Get out of here, Columbo. 433 00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:30,799 You're not Columbo, Shaw. 434 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,640 You could not feel his, what do you call that jacket? 435 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,680 Not a duster, is it? 436 00:28:38,319 --> 00:28:42,480 Have you personally reviewed the figures in the ledgers? 437 00:28:43,599 --> 00:28:45,519 Well, no, I haven't. 438 00:28:46,319 --> 00:28:48,000 I haven't actually seen them. 439 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,359 They were taken to Kingstown apparently and then 440 00:28:54,320 --> 00:29:00,800 brought back here by that group that came from Kingstown to do the thorough investigation. 441 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,960 And then they were put into evidence. 442 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:13,200 He says, well, are you an expert in municipal budgeting or arcane forgery detection? 443 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,080 No, no, not at all. 444 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,560 I'm an expert in friendship and knowing when my friends are telling me the truth. 445 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,720 Friendship is magic. 446 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,280 I give him finger guns back, but like real subtly. 447 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:35,440 Yeah, no, he's like below the banister, but between the railings, like you can see, 448 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,960 like he's giving you finger guns. 449 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:38,880 All right. 450 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:47,360 He sits back down, looks over at you, Thurston, and his oak heads back out to the 451 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,800 gallery and oak kind of shrugs going back. 452 00:29:50,799 --> 00:29:54,639 He's not as chipper as he when he went in, but shrugs back a cab. 453 00:29:54,639 --> 00:29:56,159 Like, I hope I did a good job. 454 00:29:57,279 --> 00:30:01,759 Thurston Shaw looks over at you and says, you're your witness next. 455 00:30:03,039 --> 00:30:03,359 All right. 456 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,200 I call to the stand. 457 00:30:08,879 --> 00:30:09,519 Bizarre. 458 00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:20,720 Bizarre stands up, walks in, gets in the witness stand. 459 00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:27,519 The guard brings over the book of laws and says, do you swear to tell the truth, 460 00:30:27,519 --> 00:30:31,119 some of the truth, and probably most of the truth by the end of this? 461 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,240 I do. 462 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:34,559 Roger that. 463 00:30:35,119 --> 00:30:38,559 Slams it shut on your hand by accident and says, oh, son of a bitch. 464 00:30:39,119 --> 00:30:41,279 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 465 00:30:42,079 --> 00:30:42,720 Not cool. 466 00:30:44,639 --> 00:30:49,359 Mr. Bizarre, will you tell the court what you do for work? 467 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:57,680 Well, I previously was an advisor to Mayor Knops, but my primary position is the owner of 468 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,640 the store previously known as the Magic Closet. 469 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,360 Wonderful. 470 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:11,280 Then I would grab the evidence, the supposed copy of the municipal budget ledger excerpt 471 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:17,440 I'm bringing for the court and the judge and all you find people here. 472 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,200 The only piece of evidence we are provided to look at, not the originals, only this 473 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,640 makes me think anyways. 474 00:31:27,759 --> 00:31:29,200 What do you see in front of you here? 475 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:36,799 I see a document that you've provided to me the other day in preparation for the trial 476 00:31:36,799 --> 00:31:37,759 that we're in right now. 477 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:44,080 Using the magical abilities of identification, I was able to determine certain figures that 478 00:31:44,079 --> 00:31:50,559 shimmer under intense scrutiny, hidden glyphs that create inconsistency and a glyph that also 479 00:31:52,159 --> 00:31:58,399 causes misinformation to slowly bleed through as the document is being observed. 480 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,480 Interesting, interesting. 481 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:09,039 So you are alleging under oath that this document, the only document provided as the 482 00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:16,399 proof that my client cooked the books has been magically altered. 483 00:32:17,359 --> 00:32:17,680 Yes. 484 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:22,399 And if provided any further documentation, I'd be able to perform the same ritual to 485 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:24,000 determine any magical tampering. 486 00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:26,079 No further questions. 487 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:26,799 Thank you. 488 00:32:26,799 --> 00:32:32,799 Shaw stands up, comes over and has a copy of the ledger as well. 489 00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:35,839 And it's a pleasure to meet you, Bazaar. 490 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:41,280 You testify that you examined the ledger. 491 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:49,120 Was this before or after your mother moved in with a pirate captain and changed your store's 492 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,680 layout without your consent? 493 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,640 Objection. 494 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,280 Relevance? 495 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:54,560 Honestly. 496 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,080 He looks to the judge and says, goes to showing the current 497 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,480 level of stability in our witness's life. 498 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:08,480 Judge, my witness is not here because of being stable. 499 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,240 It's his ability with magic. 500 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:14,720 And as we know, oftentimes magic doers can be eccentric. 501 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,400 Withdrawn, withdrawn. 502 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:24,319 Bazaar, did you cast identify in the presence of neutral observers or did you perform 503 00:33:24,319 --> 00:33:31,120 your analysis alone in your closet full of whispering socks and self-holding trousers? 504 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:37,360 I did it in front of the court appointed attorney and their assistant. 505 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,040 So the defense? 506 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,120 Yes, yes, the defense. 507 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,800 And it wasn't the entire ledger. 508 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:52,880 It was the specific page of the document that was provided to Thurston. 509 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,040 Interesting. 510 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,680 Is it true you've accused your rival, 511 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:06,160 William Vanderhootz of plotting against you using enchanted pickles? 512 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,960 If they were enchanted pickles, then that was lost on me. 513 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:17,519 They just seemed like inferior magical products based off of my examination. 514 00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:22,800 And I wouldn't say that him being able to, what was the verb? 515 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,240 What was the wording that you used? 516 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,400 My rival? 517 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,039 Yes. 518 00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:28,000 Yes, your rival. 519 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:35,679 It seems well known in the city that one looks down at a note and says, 520 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:37,760 who you refer to as Billy Magics. 521 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:43,280 I wouldn't consider him my rival. 522 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,639 I'm very well established in this city. 523 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,440 Where's his store? 524 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:51,940 Get up. 525 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,639 Just have one more question. 526 00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:59,679 You claim to serve truth and magical transparency, 527 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:05,279 and yet you work directly for the mayor's office. 528 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,960 Doesn't that put you in an awkward position? 529 00:35:11,839 --> 00:35:15,199 Only if one is not able to separate from work itself. 530 00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:19,519 You have to be able to remain objective in many aspects of life, even within magic. 531 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,400 See, if you do not have objectivity in the ways you approach your profession 532 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:30,720 or your trade, then you will never be able to see it from outside of the looking glass. 533 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:36,160 He kind of walks by the jury and his hand drags along. 534 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,000 I apologize. 535 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,280 Final question, Master Wizard. 536 00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:48,880 Would you stake your entire shop, your business, your legacy, 537 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:56,240 on your certainty that Lee's ledgers were in fact tampered with? 538 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,720 Tampered with by whom? 539 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,800 That is part of the question, isn't it? 540 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:06,079 Who are you asking me that I would stake my claim on that they were tampered by? 541 00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:08,400 Who do you think tampered with them? 542 00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:12,160 I would say that I would put up my entire estate. 543 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:17,440 Objection. He does not have to answer who he thinks, as I said. 544 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,119 We are not here to prove who did it, just that it was done. 545 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:25,039 No further questions, Your Honor. 546 00:36:31,679 --> 00:36:37,760 Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 4 Episode 34 Starring Amy More as Alydin, 547 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,559 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 548 00:36:42,639 --> 00:36:46,799 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard with Russ More as your dungeon master, 549 00:36:46,799 --> 00:36:53,199 and special guest Tim Lanning from Greetings Adventurers, Naruto Revuto, and Tribulation 550 00:36:53,199 --> 00:36:58,079 Farce. Find more from Tim at geeklyinc.com and listen next episode. 551 00:36:58,079 --> 00:37:00,320 He's not going anywhere for a little while. 552 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,079 Dialogue editing and sound design of today's episode is by Russ More. 553 00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:08,480 Our community manager is Jessica Babiak. Music is from Epidemic Sound, 554 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,759 and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound and Boom Library. 555 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:17,200 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. And a huge thank you to our supporting producers, 556 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:23,680 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, Angaron Kierzen, Cat Waterflame, Perry Matey, Jacob Madden, 557 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:29,200 Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, L.A. Branton, and Chibs1012. 558 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:34,080 We'd love if you joined us today at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast for the amazing 559 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:39,600 community, all the bonus content, and so much more! 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