[0.0s] Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. [4.7s] We hear begrudging footsteps through the town of Vintersmouth. [7.8s] It's well past Alydin's and every other child's bedtime. [12.8s] I'm 14. I don't have a bedtime. [15.0s] As you communicate with the narrator of this story. [20.6s] I turn to the camera. [23.0s] You shut up. [26.3s] Don't tell me how I'm feeling. [28.0s] She says begrudgingly. [30.7s] You're making your way to Everbane's. [32.8s] Previously, Bonwyn and Kav and Bizard had told you it was too dangerous and something that you, as much as an adult as you were, perhaps now was not the first ritual to be part of. [46.8s] Since Bonwyn had decided to incorporate blood into the ritual. [53.7s] No risk. [54.9s] Don't worry. [55.4s] Everything's going fine. [57.0s] I'm 14. [58.2s] I'm not a kid. [59.6s] They think I can handle it. [61.2s] Okay, I'm going to go say, hey, maybe I can help. [66.3s] We've been through lots. [67.6s] Like, you can't just push me out. [69.6s] Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've been through lots. [73.4s] Yeah, okay. [75.1s] You turn the corner and you see Everbane's and everything looks fine from the outside. [80.1s] You see. [80.6s] Then it's probably fine. [81.8s] You see Kav's two guards seated on chairs out front there. [86.7s] One is asleep. [88.3s] I forgot about these two. [89.6s] We're just going to do a ritual. [91.2s] If you guys could just wait out here, that'd be great. [93.6s] It's personal. [94.4s] That's fine. [95.4s] Take a snooze. [96.3s] It's private. [97.6s] You see the two, one of them turns and looks and sees you and just kind of nods and then goes back to just crossing his arms and trying not to drift off as well. [107.8s] You find yourself now right in front of the door and one of them looks up and turns to you and says, did you miss the start of the ritual? [123.0s] They said they were going to cast. [124.0s] Like, you're usually hanging out with them. [125.7s] So I assumed you would be in there. [129.0s] They sent me to get something super important for the ritual. [132.7s] Cool, cool, cool. [133.3s] Yeah, well, so I'm just going to. [135.0s] Yeah, no, haven't heard much from inside there. [137.4s] So maybe they haven't started yet. [141.4s] Maybe I'm going to head in. [146.0s] OK, yeah, have fun. [148.1s] All right. OK, open the door. [151.3s] I know which way to put my hand. [153.9s] I don't know how to open a door. [155.9s] I open the door confidently like I've opened doors before. [159.4s] You reach for the hinge. [160.5s] You don't know what's happening. [161.5s] They're right. [164.4s] I can't do this. [166.6s] It's a swinging saloon door in the middle. [170.0s] They're hearing everything. [171.0s] I'm talking to myself about outside that swinging door. [174.3s] You quickly pull the door open, which covers your view from the guards. [179.6s] You see a wall of smoke and that smoke reaches out like a large hand grabs you and pulls you into Everbane's. [189.9s] And the door slams shut behind you, [193.1s] which stirs awake the second guard and he looks up and says, [197.5s] What did I miss? [199.2s] Oh, a kid, a kid showed up and that's about it. [205.5s] Nods and kind of drifts back off. [209.5s] Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast, [213.1s] and I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, he him. [215.7s] Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she her. [219.2s] OK, it's a one. [220.3s] Guys, great start. Great start. [222.3s] It's perfect. It's fine. [223.7s] Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, she her. [226.6s] Well, I just leave. I'm outside the shadow now. [229.5s] See you later. Bye. [230.8s] Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he him. [233.7s] The moral of the story here is hit the books a little bit. [236.8s] They just keep yourself sharp. [238.4s] And Kyle Claset as Bazaar the Wizard, he him. [241.3s] I think that's Bonwyn's nose. [243.0s] Or I guess Bonwyn has their nose. [245.8s] Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast, [248.8s] and you can join us today at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragoncast. [252.0s] There are so many amazing bonus episodes over there, [254.4s] which will help get you through the the slower schedule [257.8s] we have this summer and an amazing community [260.8s] that gets together every month at our monthly gook hangs. [263.8s] It's a great time. [264.6s] We hope to see you over there. [266.3s] And now, fuck it, let's play. [269.6s] Inside, Alydin, you are thrust into the center [274.6s] of this ritual circle. [276.3s] There are four glowing pillars around the perimeter. [281.6s] Bazaar and Kav seem to be in combat [288.2s] with what looks to be Kav's shadow. [292.2s] Grabsping onto one of the other columns [294.8s] is what looks to be Bazaar's shadow. [297.8s] Bonwyn is nowhere to be seen. [300.8s] The forge is billowing fire and smoke out of it. [305.6s] Runes and sigils that appear to be in Bazaar's writing [311.3s] are all glowing this magnificent white hot color. [317.3s] You want to roll an into initiative? [320.1s] Yes. [322.1s] Here's a nice of you. [324.1s] No, I will use my own day. [327.5s] Thank you very much. [329.5s] She won't be falling for that crap again. [331.5s] That's right. [333.5s] Don't want to sully your dice. [335.5s] But I'm going to pick the exact same one [338.5s] that you were rolling. [340.5s] OK, it's a one. [341.5s] Guys, great start. [342.5s] Great start. [343.5s] It's perfect. [344.5s] It's fine. [345.5s] Everything is fine. [347.5s] It's just initiative. [349.5s] It's just initiative. [350.5s] I got this one. [351.5s] Plus one. [352.5s] Plus one. [353.5s] That's a two. [354.5s] That's a two. [355.5s] Everything is fine. [356.8s] Great. [357.8s] You're pulled by this hand into the center of this circle. [363.8s] You see Bazaar and Kav there. [365.8s] Kav, you would be facing that direction towards the door. [368.8s] You see Alydin just appear in the center of this circle. [374.8s] I'll give you all just a little moment [377.8s] before we jump back into initiative. [379.8s] Oh, hey, guys. [380.8s] What are you doing here? [382.8s] I don't... [385.2s] I can help? [387.2s] Where's your shadow? [388.2s] What do you mean? [389.2s] What? [390.2s] Just look for the shadows. [392.2s] And I point to Kav's shadow, my shadow. [395.2s] Do I see my shadow anywhere? [398.2s] Is it attached to myself? [400.2s] Or is it gone Peter Pan style? [402.2s] You look down at your feet [404.2s] and you see your shadow tearing itself [407.2s] from your feet where it's connected. [410.2s] What the hell? [412.2s] Why you two? [414.6s] We go back into initiative order. [416.6s] Bonwyn, you are in the smoke. [419.6s] You were previously trying to grab a blanket, [422.6s] something to put out fire or cover one of the pillars [426.6s] to see if that could have... [428.6s] You were grabbed by something in the smoke [430.6s] and you tried to grab it, but it went through... [432.6s] Your hand went through it and onto your own wrist. [436.6s] You feel the pressure of this hand [439.6s] grasping tighter and tighter. [442.9s] You feel your joints and bones [444.9s] straining underneath the pressure. [447.9s] Your arms pulled forward [450.9s] until you can feel the table [452.9s] that these blankets are seated on. [455.9s] Rub up against your shoulder [458.9s] as you're being pulled through towards the wall. [461.9s] Just as quick as you were grasped and pulled, [465.9s] you see the face of your shadow before you. [469.9s] With its other hand, [472.3s] move through the smoke [474.3s] and I know if this hits, but if it doesn't... [478.3s] Does a 13 hit your AC? [480.3s] No. [482.3s] You see this clawed hand [485.3s] tear through the smoke around you. [488.3s] It releases your wrist, [490.3s] which causes you to step back a couple paces. [494.3s] Then you see your shadow [497.3s] begin to move through the smoke. [500.6s] It's not trying to hide. [502.6s] You see the figure displacing the smoke around it [505.6s] as it starts to circle you and get behind you [508.6s] where the ritual circle was that you ran from. [512.6s] We go back to the center with Kavlaran. [516.6s] Okay, so I'm still facing off against my shadow? [520.6s] You were facing off against your shadow. [523.6s] You would have also seen that Bazaar's shadow [526.6s] went towards one of the pillars. [529.0s] It appears to be doing something to it. [533.0s] Caused like a drain in the light that it was giving off. [537.0s] I don't want to imagine these are undead creatures [540.0s] in any way, shape or form. [542.0s] Turn undead is probably not going to be my friend [544.0s] in this situation. [546.0s] Do you want to make a roll? [548.0s] No. [550.0s] We have been suffering necrotic damage. [552.0s] Oh, that is true. [554.0s] All right, I'll happily make a roll. [556.0s] What would you like me to roll, Russ? [558.4s] Great question. [560.4s] Maybe religion or arcana? [569.4s] They're both minus twos for me, [571.4s] but that was a 17 on the dice, so 15. [574.4s] This isn't something Kav has ever had to deal with. [577.4s] And Kav hasn't had to use a lot of his abilities [580.4s] or has even known what his abilities are. [584.7s] The turn undead that you want to do, though, [587.7s] you're getting a strong sense [590.7s] that these creatures may react to it. [595.7s] Like, might be worth a shot, at the very least. [599.7s] Okay, and Kav remembers when he was told to pray [603.7s] before the ritual, and he takes that to heart [607.7s] and gives a little prayer [609.7s] towards his shadow that's in front of him. [613.1s] Okay. [615.1s] You have to make a wisdom saving throw. [618.1s] Does that prayer sound like, [620.1s] please, God, fuck off, fuck off? [624.1s] I've never asked you for anything [626.1s] in my whole fucking life, [628.1s] but if you do this for me right now, [630.1s] I swear to God. [632.1s] I will ask you over and over and over again [634.1s] because you're listening. [636.1s] Jokes on you. [638.1s] Wisdom saving throw, 15. [641.0s] You passed. [644.0s] So I don't think anything really happens then. [647.0s] Okay. [649.0s] Yeah, that doesn't really tell you anything. [651.0s] If you were to try it again. [653.0s] I don't know if you can try it again. [655.0s] Is it a one and done? [657.0s] I mean, it's a channel divinity skill, [659.0s] so I will read more about that. [661.0s] Okay. [663.0s] Unfortunately, they save. [665.0s] What does it look like as you try to pray [667.0s] that into existence, though? [670.0s] Yeah, like, Kav just kind of, [672.0s] he's still got a shield in front of him, [675.0s] but he drops his head a little bit [677.0s] but keeps his eyes on the shadow in front of him [680.0s] as he's kind of muttering under his breath. [682.0s] Okay. [684.0s] Got it. [686.0s] Yeah, your shield, [688.0s] any jewelry you have on you [692.0s] begins to glow, [694.0s] like a radiant glow [696.0s] that sends out this wave [699.0s] towards the shadow of yours, [701.0s] which does cause it to, [703.0s] like, [705.0s] disperse but then quickly reform. [707.0s] Okay. [709.0s] It is going to disengage [713.0s] from the two of you [715.0s] and [717.0s] begin to move to [719.0s] the column that is, [721.0s] or the pillar that is opposite [723.0s] the bizarre shadow. [725.0s] It is going to grasp onto it [727.9s] and you see it begin to do the same [729.9s] sort of [731.9s] procedure, same sort of ritual [733.9s] in and of itself. [735.9s] It's like it's beginning to siphon [737.9s] energy from this pillar. [739.9s] You even see around its hand [741.9s] cracks in the stone [743.9s] of the pillar begin to form. [745.9s] Bizarre! It's your turn. [747.9s] Okay. [749.9s] So, seeing these other two shadows [751.9s] trying to mess with these columns, [753.9s] I'm going to do the same, [756.9s] because they seem magical in nature, [758.9s] I want to try to bridge the gap between them. [760.9s] So, [762.9s] I don't know how this is going to work, [764.9s] but I'm going to try it anyway. [766.9s] I'm going to cast Armor of the Weave [768.9s] while I'm touching the column [770.9s] to hope that that bridges the gap [772.9s] between me as a metaphysical entity [774.9s] and them being as a [776.9s] magical entity. [778.9s] And then, sorry, [780.9s] remind me what Armor of the Weave is. [782.9s] Oh, it's Mage Armor. [785.8s] I like it when [787.8s] Kyle says anything that's [789.8s] I'm not sure how this is going to work, but [791.8s] it's a good sign something cool is [793.8s] going to happen. [795.8s] I like it when you rename stuff. [797.8s] You cast Armor of the Weave [799.8s] and place your hand [801.8s] directly on the pillar or just [803.8s] near the pillar? No, on the pillar. [805.8s] The spell casts normally, [807.8s] you touch the pillar. [809.8s] The pillar feels [811.8s] like cold stone. [814.8s] But as you [816.8s] touch it, you feel like this static [818.8s] electric, almost [820.8s] static shock begin to go through [822.8s] your palm. [824.8s] Make a intelligence saving [826.8s] throw, please. Beautiful. [830.8s] That's a 19. [832.8s] Oh, yeah, baby. [834.8s] Your hand is placed upon [836.8s] the stone. [838.8s] It feels cold beneath your hand. [840.8s] You feel this electric shock begin to course [842.8s] through your body, and [844.8s] the pillar before you begins [846.8s] to glow, [848.8s] emanate more light [850.8s] into the space. It even pushes [852.8s] back some of the smoke that's around [854.8s] it. As you kind of look out [856.8s] of your periphery to the other [858.8s] two pillars that you can see [860.8s] where the shadows are, [862.8s] you see what they're doing at that [864.8s] same moment is [866.8s] dimming, is like [868.8s] dulling the light. [870.8s] Even where their hands, [872.8s] what you could call their shadow hands, [874.8s] are placed around, you see [876.8s] fractures beginning to form [878.8s] on the pillar that they [880.8s] are touching. [882.8s] As you see that, you get this [884.8s] memory begins, [886.8s] it's not yours, but this memory [888.8s] begins to [890.8s] come into view for you. [892.8s] And these figures, [894.8s] they look, I mean, [896.8s] they are dwarven. [898.8s] They are, appear [900.8s] to be locked in a very [902.8s] similar ritual [904.8s] or battle that you are currently [906.8s] part of. They are fighting off [908.8s] the shadows around you, and you see [910.8s] one main figure who [912.8s] is primarily battling [914.8s] the image of themselves. [916.8s] You don't know [918.8s] who this person is, but [920.8s] there are some similarities [922.8s] that you see in terms of [924.8s] familial bloodlines that [926.8s] perhaps tie back to the [928.8s] Everpains. [930.8s] Gotcha. [932.8s] I think that's Bonwyn's nose, or I guess [934.8s] Bonwyn has their nose. [936.8s] One last question [938.8s] to wrap up my turn. [940.8s] These pillars, [942.8s] they seem like they're very obvious [944.8s] the structural support [946.8s] to the entire building. [948.8s] Yes, they are [950.8s] load bearing. Can I [952.8s] break one? [954.8s] Oh, no, no, no, seeing the others [956.8s] fracture, that's what concerns me. [958.8s] They're trying to bring this place down. [960.8s] Yeah, so I guess two [962.8s] components to that that you would [964.8s] pick up on, because you're the one who drew [966.8s] out the entire circle, or at least [968.8s] the majority of it, and the [970.8s] sigils, is yes, they [972.8s] are, appear to be load [974.8s] bearing for the structure of [976.8s] the building, but [978.8s] also, they are placed in such [980.8s] a way within this circle that they [982.8s] appear to be key components to [984.8s] the actual ritual itself. [986.8s] Gotcha. Man, Kyle's [988.8s] brain is thinking like, what did [990.8s] Bonwyn's ancestor do? Trap some kind [992.8s] of fire demon inside this [994.8s] forge, and it's like, [996.8s] who's actually the prisoner here? [998.8s] Are we? [1000.8s] You're like, phew, got that captured thing back. [1002.8s] I feel good about that. [1004.8s] As your turn ends, this [1006.8s] image before you, this memory before you [1008.8s] begins to fade away. [1010.8s] You go to Bonwyn. Oh, goodness. [1012.8s] Well, I just leave. I'm outside the shadow [1014.8s] now. See you later. [1016.8s] I go out the back door. [1018.8s] I order [1020.8s] homers into the shrubs. [1022.8s] You guys gonna deal with this [1024.8s] right? Oh my goodness. [1026.8s] Okay, what am I gonna do? [1028.8s] So first make a constitution saving throw for [1030.8s] being out in the smoke. [1032.8s] Yeah. [1034.8s] Oh, nat 20. Oh, thank God. [1036.8s] Remember my other ones were so bad. Oh, they were so [1038.8s] bad. [1040.8s] You're like holding your breath and [1042.8s] trying to just keep enough [1044.8s] energy to hold on and then you [1046.8s] get this second wind that pushes [1048.8s] you, like you tear yourself from the [1050.8s] hand that's holding you [1052.8s] and run quickly back [1054.8s] towards the [1056.8s] ritual circle where you [1058.8s] punch through and you see that since you [1060.8s] left, some pieces have moved [1062.8s] in terms of people in the place [1064.8s] are now [1066.8s] trying to interact [1068.8s] with the columns around [1070.8s] the circle. Yes. [1072.8s] So fun playing a character that doesn't, [1074.8s] well fun, challenging, that doesn't know how fucking [1076.8s] anything works. [1078.8s] I honestly feel like if Bonwyn saw [1080.8s] Bazaar touching [1082.8s] one of the columns, like [1084.8s] that's what she would go do that too [1086.8s] because do you know what the [1088.8s] fuck's going on? [1090.8s] Bazaar's the smart magic one. [1092.8s] Yeah. [1094.8s] Exactly. So you had entered [1096.8s] kind of coming from the back [1098.8s] of the building where your office is [1100.8s] so as you come back in [1102.8s] you see Bazaar by the column which would be [1104.8s] by the front door and then he's [1106.8s] between the two that the shadows [1108.8s] are on so there is one directly to your [1110.8s] right. Oh right [1112.8s] because there's four because cardinal [1114.8s] directions. [1116.8s] Unless there's only three cardinal [1118.8s] directions in this world Russ, what the fuck? [1120.8s] You're just telling us now? [1122.8s] East doesn't exist? What? [1124.8s] Oh my god. Yeah okay [1126.8s] thank you Russ, good clarification. [1128.8s] So I run in, quick scan [1130.8s] Bazaar's touching a column so I'm like [1132.8s] alright [1134.8s] and I touch the [1136.8s] one that no one is [1138.8s] touching. How is Bazaar [1140.8s] touching it? Like two hands [1142.8s] on, hugging it, what do you do? [1144.8s] Like I'm [1146.8s] grabbing that column. That's what I do too. [1148.8s] Hugging it like a tree. Like Bazaar [1150.8s] needs to go to HR after [1152.8s] Oh yeah I know, the way Russ just did it [1154.8s] he's keen at it like [1156.8s] The honking was the [1158.8s] really good one. [1160.8s] That's part of the spellcasting [1162.8s] there. [1164.8s] Abraka honka honka. [1166.8s] It's magic guys, trust me. [1168.8s] Yeah, yeah. [1170.8s] Practice it at the quivering hills [1172.8s] every day. [1174.8s] That's right, that's right. Okay [1176.8s] you, how do I die? [1178.8s] Yeah, yeah, yeah, no you don't die. [1180.8s] Make a [1182.8s] also an intelligence [1184.8s] saving throw please. Oh I'm actually not bad [1186.8s] at that, okay. It's a wisdom [1188.8s] I'm real bad at. [1190.8s] Oh I rolled real bad though, so that's a [1192.8s] nine. [1194.8s] Dead, instantly dead. [1196.8s] Insta-dead. [1198.8s] Well then we all get the hell out of there [1200.8s] because what are we doing this for if Bonwyn's dead? [1202.8s] That's right. Great point. [1204.8s] You touch your hand to the column [1206.8s] and similarly to as I had described [1208.8s] to Kyle, but you [1210.8s] wouldn't have seen that, [1212.8s] your hand touches it and it does feel like cold [1214.8s] stone beneath you. [1216.8s] The static shock that you receive [1218.8s] is more intense. [1220.8s] However, you're going to take [1222.8s] one lightning damage [1224.8s] which draws [1226.8s] your hand back and as you [1228.8s] are kind of cradling it, [1230.8s] you turn and look and you see [1232.8s] Malin come back into [1234.8s] view for you and she's kneeling [1236.8s] at the forge, her hand [1238.8s] still on [1240.8s] the coals as I had previously [1242.8s] described. Her hand and [1244.8s] arm begin to blacken [1246.8s] as she touches the coals [1248.8s] longer and then she whispers [1250.8s] to whatever [1252.8s] entity she is [1254.8s] doing her own ritual [1256.8s] to and she says [1258.8s] let the line live. [1260.8s] Let them remember. [1262.8s] And that quickly fades from your view. [1264.8s] I think that's all I would do [1266.8s] because what else am I going to do, like shoot [1268.8s] an arrow at the other column, [1270.8s] you know what I mean? You want to do a [1272.8s] quick free action, scream to the [1274.8s] room, do we have a plan? [1276.8s] Also, Alydin's [1278.8s] there, you wouldn't have seen Alydin before. [1280.8s] That was my plan. [1282.8s] I was going to be like, Bazaar, what do I do? [1284.8s] Okay, well I'll just [1286.8s] do this then. Alydin? [1288.8s] What are you doing here? [1290.8s] Uh-uh. [1294.8s] What are any of us doing here, [1296.8s] Bonwyn? Right, yeah. [1298.8s] Alydin's real philosophical [1300.8s] right now. Really questioning [1302.8s] life choices. Yeah. Yeah, [1304.8s] so is Bonwyn. What the fuck did I do? [1306.8s] You're considering your [1308.8s] options like I do after a hard day at school. [1310.8s] What could I do with my skillset? [1312.8s] Exactly. Like, [1314.8s] say we just destroyed this whole place. [1316.8s] What's next for Bonwyn? [1318.8s] What am I going to do? [1320.8s] Is this worth dying for? Yeah. [1322.8s] Not even that. Is it worth my friends [1324.8s] being hurt for [1326.8s] this fire being lit? [1328.8s] We wouldn't do it if we didn't [1330.8s] love you. You know, a lot of thoughts. [1332.8s] Says Alydin who didn't know what [1334.8s] the hell was happening when she opened the door. [1336.8s] No, my response technically [1338.8s] was, ehh. [1340.8s] The rest was Amy. [1342.8s] Fuck if I know. We're all just [1344.8s] looking over at Bazaar doing whatever [1346.8s] we're doing. Help! [1348.8s] Bazaar's like, I know stuff. [1350.8s] Fuck. [1352.8s] Can I do... [1354.8s] This is a bonus action, but that's okay. [1356.8s] Insightful fighting. [1358.8s] You make an insight check against a creature [1360.8s] you can see that isn't incapacitated [1362.8s] against its [1364.8s] deception check. And [1366.8s] if I succeed I can use my sneak [1368.8s] attack even if I don't [1370.8s] have. It basically just lets me [1372.8s] like, suss out something about [1374.8s] my opponent. [1376.8s] Right. [1378.8s] So let's say my shadow [1380.8s] if I can see it. Did it follow me? [1382.8s] Your shadow's not back yet. [1384.8s] Did follow you out into the smoke. You see [1386.8s] Bazaar and Kavlar in shadow. [1388.8s] Okay. [1390.8s] Whatever one is closest [1392.8s] to me. I mean it doesn't matter [1394.8s] because whatever I learn I'm going to just [1396.8s] apply to anyone. [1398.8s] So you do insight [1400.8s] and you do [1402.8s] deception. [1406.8s] Together. [1408.8s] Oh guys I'm so bad at insight. [1410.8s] Should have considered that [1412.8s] before. Oh well. [1414.8s] Eight. [1416.8s] That was very close. [1418.8s] Shadow got a nine. [1420.8s] Damn it. [1422.8s] Wait, wait, wait. [1424.8s] Is it a saving throw? No it's not. [1426.8s] Just a check. [1428.8s] Forgot I had bane on them. [1430.8s] We go to [1432.8s] Bazaar's shadow who [1434.8s] doesn't leave [1436.8s] the column [1438.8s] and the [1440.8s] fingers begin to extend [1442.8s] like the shadowy fingers begin [1444.8s] to extend around the column [1446.8s] and everybody hears [1448.8s] like a physical crack [1450.8s] in the stone beneath its hands [1452.8s] and part of the sigils [1454.8s] that are being lit around it [1456.8s] begin to dim like [1458.8s] they're moving in an upward fashion [1460.8s] throughout this column. [1462.8s] Guys I think, I think [1464.8s] the everbanes might be the bad guys. [1468.8s] Everyone's family [1470.8s] if you go back far enough [1472.8s] there's some terrible shit. [1474.8s] Questionable actions [1476.8s] and choice. Mine's not that far back. [1482.8s] Oh. [1484.8s] That's the end of that shadow's turn. [1486.8s] Let in. [1488.8s] Magic daddy, what do I do? [1490.8s] Take care of the shadows. [1492.8s] Mine. [1494.8s] Kill me. [1498.8s] The other me. [1500.8s] At first I thought you meant like serving them tea [1502.8s] or something. [1504.8s] Am I gonna go down and like hug my [1506.8s] shadow? It's still trying to remove [1508.8s] itself from me, is that still happening? [1510.8s] Yes, that is still happening. So it's like Peter panning [1512.8s] just like pulling. Can I [1514.8s] hug it? I like that idea. [1516.8s] No. [1518.8s] Well I see it trying to like [1520.8s] get away from me. I would [1522.8s] as a child I would instinctively go down [1524.8s] and see if I could like press [1526.8s] it to the floor like [1528.8s] can I keep it in one place? [1530.8s] Can I touch it if it's part [1532.8s] of me still? [1534.8s] You can absolutely try if that's what you want to do. [1536.8s] Yeah I wanna, I wanna kinda [1538.8s] bend down and see if I can't [1540.8s] grab [1542.8s] my shadow self [1544.8s] around like the ankle. Get back here [1546.8s] you. Get back in me. [1548.8s] That's right you scamp. Yes. [1550.8s] I mean you're a scamp. I assume your shadow [1552.8s] is also kind of a scamp. [1554.8s] I'm imagining a whole Peter pan experience [1556.8s] right now. It's playful, [1558.8s] it's naughty, like come on you guys. [1560.8s] I need a needle and thread. [1562.8s] I'm gonna sew this bitch back on here. [1564.8s] You're trying to like push it to the ground. [1566.8s] Yeah I'm trying to like [1568.8s] first off see if I can like touch [1570.8s] it like. Sure. Not like [1572.8s] you know like if I can feel like it's not just [1574.8s] floor under my hands. [1576.8s] Yes you reach down to touch [1578.8s] your shadow and you feel that there's [1580.8s] form there. It's not like touching [1582.8s] it's not like [1584.8s] touching you or a person. [1586.8s] But there is form to it. [1588.8s] And as you touch it, please [1590.8s] make a [1592.8s] saving throw, wisdom saving [1594.8s] throw. Just any saving throw. [1596.8s] Any saving throw, whatever you like. [1598.8s] Am I, am I [1600.8s] trying to be charmed? [1602.8s] No. [1604.8s] Oh, okay. How about [1606.8s] a 14? As you touch it, you [1608.8s] begin [1610.8s] to hear [1612.8s] this discordant [1614.8s] melody in your mind. Not again! [1616.8s] No! Fucking music! [1618.8s] Elegant is never gonna listen [1620.8s] to music again. Right? And whispers [1622.8s] begin to like come into your mind. [1624.8s] They're not anything that [1626.8s] is, you can't make out what they're [1628.8s] saying but it's like [1630.8s] something is whipping past [1632.8s] you really fast in whatever [1634.8s] space you're in at this moment. [1636.8s] You are going to take [1638.8s] three [1640.8s] psychic damage. [1642.8s] Damn. [1644.8s] Um, okay. [1646.8s] Can't, [1648.8s] if I take psychic, can I still [1650.8s] take a bonus action? [1652.8s] You can still take your action. That hasn't taken [1654.8s] anything from you. Oh, okay. Well, it has. [1656.8s] Well, it's taken part of your [1658.8s] mind, yep. [1660.8s] Um, [1662.8s] as I [1664.8s] touch it and I experience this, [1666.8s] I instinctively draw my [1668.8s] hand back and [1670.8s] I think I would like stomp. [1672.8s] I think I would stomp. [1674.8s] Try to stomp my shadow. [1676.8s] You know when you play Shadow Tag? [1678.8s] Yeah. [1680.8s] Little shadow stomp. So like an unarmed strike just [1682.8s] kind of boot it back in the ground. [1684.8s] Yeah. Sure. Yeah. [1686.8s] Yeah. [1688.8s] How about a 17? [1690.8s] 17 will hit. [1692.8s] Where are they going? Nowhere. [1694.8s] I've got zero damage on it so I don't [1696.8s] know what that means. Because you have a minus one strength. [1698.8s] Oh, fuck off. Okay, well that was just [1700.8s] out of anger. Yeah. [1702.8s] So like, yeah, you knock it back [1704.8s] which actually... Like, [1706.8s] get in there! Which actually [1708.8s] tears the one foot [1710.8s] free. Oh, fuck off! [1712.8s] I didn't roll like a bad roll. [1714.8s] You didn't. No, you helped it. This was really rude. [1716.8s] Yeah. Okay. [1718.8s] I want to [1720.8s] like, so the people like, can I [1722.8s] see all my people right now? [1724.8s] Yeah, since Bonwyn came back in, everybody is [1726.8s] now in the circle. [1728.8s] What kind of, like, in what state [1730.8s] am I seeing my friends? Are we talking [1732.8s] like, looking [1734.8s] pretty beat up? Are we looking... [1736.8s] Bonwyn's taking some damage. I'm not [1738.8s] beat up. Bizarre, I think [1740.8s] you took some damage. [1742.8s] Oh, no, not yet. Did Cav take [1744.8s] some damage? What do you mean yet? [1746.8s] Wait, what? [1748.8s] It's a power of positive thinking. [1750.8s] I did take a little bit of damage and I lost [1752.8s] the strength. Oh, right. [1754.8s] Oh, right, yeah, you got struck by the shadow [1756.8s] so I won't tell you why that happens, but [1758.8s] because you don't [1760.8s] know. You wouldn't know. But yeah, [1762.8s] Kavlaran [1764.8s] is looking weaker. Bonwyn has [1766.8s] a few scratches, not scratches, but cuts [1768.8s] on her because she took [1770.8s] some substantial damage. [1772.8s] And I got myself. [1774.8s] Her blood's just everywhere. [1776.8s] I look over, yeah, I guess if [1778.8s] you were using your own blood, you would be [1780.8s] kind of like [1782.8s] red-hand soaked in your own blood. [1784.8s] So I look [1786.8s] over at [1788.8s] everyone and my eyes stop on [1790.8s] Bonwyn and I [1792.8s] look like [1794.8s] scared, like as a child [1796.8s] sees an adult in an emergency situation, [1798.8s] terrifying. [1800.8s] And so [1802.8s] instinctively without [1804.8s] knowing this is what I'm doing, but as [1806.8s] a bonus action, I [1808.8s] cast Healing Word on her. [1810.8s] And I think I'd probably yell [1812.8s] something like, Bonwyn, what happened? [1814.8s] And Bonwyn can [1816.8s] have [1818.8s] 1d4 [1820.8s] plus [1822.8s] Spellcasting Modifier. [1824.8s] Just three. [1826.8s] Seven healing damage for you. [1828.8s] Max damage. [1830.8s] Max heals. [1832.8s] Take Baxi's damage. [1834.8s] You have fully [1836.8s] healed me, my sweet [1838.8s] angel. What does that look like? [1840.8s] What does that look like? [1842.8s] I think [1844.8s] it looks magic, guys. [1846.8s] I think it's like I'm seeing her [1848.8s] skin kind of [1850.8s] peel up [1852.8s] in real time and I'm like [1854.8s] what is happening? [1856.8s] And so is Bonwyn. [1858.8s] Bazaar is looking over like [1860.8s] I still got a [1862.8s] fucked up eye? [1864.8s] Yes. [1866.8s] That still exists. [1868.8s] We haven't solved that while I wasn't here, did we? [1870.8s] Because that would be cool. [1872.8s] I guess I'll be a part of it. [1874.8s] Happy sad. [1876.8s] You're doing it, Peter. [1878.8s] Okay. [1880.8s] At the top of the [1882.8s] round, everybody [1884.8s] please make an intelligence [1886.8s] savings [1888.8s] no, not an intelligence saving [1890.8s] throw. [1892.8s] Bazaar, you're going to make an arcana [1894.8s] or religion check. [1896.8s] Arcana, please. [1898.8s] Alydin, you are going to make an insight or persuasion check. [1900.8s] It's going to be a [1902.8s] persuasion. Bonwyn, you are going to make [1904.8s] a sleight of hand or performance check. [1906.8s] Sleight of hand? [1908.8s] Definitely. [1910.8s] Kavlaran, a history or investigation check. [1912.8s] Let's do history. [1914.8s] Alright. [1916.8s] Nat 20. [1918.8s] Is that a nat 22? [1920.8s] Oh my god. [1922.8s] This is some father [1924.8s] daughter shit. [1926.8s] We're magic, guys. [1928.8s] We got two more nat 20s? [1930.8s] 23, but yeah. [1932.8s] 50 was pretty good. [1934.8s] That's pretty good. [1936.8s] It was really shitty. [1938.8s] I've been rolling over a [1940.8s] over a 10. [1942.8s] I think this is important for Tom. He does not experience [1944.8s] low rolls very often. [1946.8s] He thinks a 15's low. [1948.8s] Just in this context. [1950.8s] I dream for 15s, Tom. [1958.8s] So I guess this [1960.8s] is a middle recording then. [1962.8s] Welcome to the middle. [1964.8s] Welcome to the middle that we're doing. [1966.8s] Surprise middle. [1968.8s] You didn't know you were here. [1970.8s] Jess, what do we have going on that we can tell people about? [1972.8s] Jess says so many things. [1974.8s] That you're totally prepared for this question. [1976.8s] How about the amazing [1978.8s] Instagram posts that Jess [1980.8s] is very worried [1982.8s] that [1984.8s] No, I know. [1986.8s] We know. [1988.8s] Exactly. [1990.8s] So Jess earlier today [1992.8s] doesn't believe that anybody's reading [1994.8s] the actual [1996.8s] newspaper image that she's [1998.8s] put together, which is fantastic. [2000.8s] There are little [2002.8s] snippets, things happening [2004.8s] around Vintersmouth. [2006.8s] Go check out our Instagram. [2008.8s] What's our handle? DumbDragonCast? [2010.8s] Yeah. [2012.8s] That's what it is. [2014.8s] And check out all the things that are happening in Vintersmouth [2016.8s] with every new episode dropped. [2018.8s] Two little tidbits of crazy things happening. [2020.8s] Some wild and wacky stuff. [2022.8s] Yeah, we're saying now [2024.8s] is canon, right? [2026.8s] By talking about it here. [2028.8s] Absolutely. [2030.8s] Everything in that newspaper written by [2032.8s] Doddy McBottlebow. [2034.8s] Oh, it's French. [2036.8s] Very French. [2038.8s] Jess, you should be [2040.8s] proud. [2042.8s] And people should be [2044.8s] bowing down to you because of how awesome [2046.8s] it is. Yeah. [2048.8s] Well, I don't know about that one, Jess. [2050.8s] Jess is saying all of these things. [2052.8s] You might get cancelled for that, but [2054.8s] that's fine. They can't hear you. [2056.8s] Don't worry about it. [2058.8s] It's coming straight from [2060.8s] the underground. [2062.8s] Don't post that one in the [2064.8s] WhatsApp, okay, Jess? [2066.8s] But otherwise, [2068.8s] check out our [2070.8s] Instagram. Jess is doing amazing things [2072.8s] over there that are all tied into the world [2074.8s] and you could be learning things. [2076.8s] But also join us on Patreon, patreon.com [2078.8s] slash dumb dragon cast, where when you are [2080.8s] a patron, you get an episode dedicated to [2082.8s] you. Like today's patron, [2084.8s] Boldmouse [2086.8s] the winged pollinator. [2088.8s] Wow. [2090.8s] Wow. [2092.8s] Weird that the thing [2094.8s] Jess was saying that was so cancelable [2096.8s] was about them. [2098.8s] Wow. [2100.8s] Jess, how did you [2102.8s] The foresight. [2104.8s] Amazing. [2106.8s] Well, thank you. We need more pollinators [2108.8s] out there. [2110.8s] We need more pollinators. [2112.8s] The more winged the better. Exactly. [2114.8s] Wait, are there [2116.8s] like non-winged pollinators? [2118.8s] I don't know. I said it and then I thought [2120.8s] are there non-winged pollinators? [2122.8s] Any time an animal brushes up against a flower [2124.8s] it's technically [2126.8s] pollinating. Technically they could be pollinating, right? [2128.8s] Am I pollinating right now? [2130.8s] Probably not right now. [2132.8s] When you walk through a field of wild [2134.8s] flowers you are though. [2136.8s] I pollinated earlier I guess than when I walked [2138.8s] the dogs. [2140.8s] I purposely pollinated with a paintbrush. [2142.8s] Hell yeah. See? [2144.8s] Purposely pollinated with a paintbrush. [2146.8s] There's so much [2148.8s] pollinating happening [2150.8s] and we're going to get you back to this episode. [2152.8s] Okay, get back to us. I love you. Bye. [2154.8s] Bye. [2156.8s] Okay, so a couple things [2158.8s] happen [2160.8s] as you make those checks. [2162.8s] From the forge itself [2164.8s] cracks begin to form [2166.8s] coming down the hearth and [2168.8s] into the floor and coming up [2170.8s] from those appears [2172.8s] to be a blood like liquid. [2174.8s] Oh good. [2176.8s] Coming up from the floor. [2178.8s] At the same time the [2180.8s] circle itself begins to [2182.8s] glow brighter. [2184.8s] The pillars that Bonwyn is [2186.8s] nearer and bizarre is on. [2188.8s] The light begins to wash away [2190.8s] some of the smoke behind it. [2192.8s] The ones that the two shadows [2194.8s] are on begin to illuminate [2196.8s] where those cracks were forming again. [2198.8s] It's still weaker [2200.8s] but something you did [2202.8s] or your presence being there [2204.8s] is giving more power [2206.8s] to this ritual circle. [2208.8s] At that moment [2210.8s] Bonwyn, your shadow reappears [2212.8s] in front of you and is going [2214.8s] to punch you right in the face. [2220.8s] You did take dodge. [2222.8s] So I have to roll with disadvantage. [2224.8s] Oh that's a nat one. [2226.8s] I don't think I can do worse. [2228.8s] Yep. [2230.8s] So your shadow [2232.8s] reappears in front of you and makes this quick [2234.8s] swipe. You [2236.8s] nimbly dodge out of the way kind of like [2238.8s] matrix style. Everything slows down. [2240.8s] And the hand [2242.8s] extends like the shadow arm [2244.8s] begins to extend as if it was trying [2246.8s] to wrap itself around you [2248.8s] but makes connection with the [2250.8s] pillar behind you and that same [2252.8s] what you could presume is that same [2254.8s] electric shock comes out [2256.8s] and blasts it back 10 feet [2258.8s] into the center of the circle. [2260.8s] It's going to take a small amount of [2262.8s] damage. [2264.8s] Yeah. [2266.8s] You see the shadow [2268.8s] slide back towards [2270.8s] you. So you're like you see it's back [2272.8s] out [2274.8s] in your shadow. It's turn. [2276.8s] It's going to [2278.8s] attempt to pull [2280.8s] free from your leg [2282.8s] which it does. So it pulls the second [2284.8s] leg free and is now standing [2286.8s] up before you. [2288.8s] It is also going to reach out to try [2290.8s] and attack you. [2292.8s] That's probably unsuccessful. That's a six. [2294.8s] Okay. [2296.8s] It's get up. It's off [2298.8s] kilter and you're like just grasping [2300.8s] at air in front of you. [2302.8s] It's the first time it's ever walked by itself. So it's [2304.8s] a little unsteady. Exactly. [2306.8s] Don't worry you'll get me next time Shadow. [2308.8s] I believe in you. [2310.8s] Kavlaran. [2312.8s] Your turn. Okay. [2314.8s] So there's still the two that are on the [2316.8s] other pillars or pillar. [2318.8s] Yes. Bazaards and [2320.8s] yours are on the pillars. [2322.8s] Bonwyn and Alydins are more center [2324.8s] in the ritual circle. [2326.8s] I'm going to take my [2328.8s] Warhammer and swing it like [2330.8s] parallel to the [2332.8s] column to try to like [2334.8s] take out one if not [2336.8s] two of these shadows if they're like [2338.8s] they would be on [2340.8s] opposite sides. So yeah. [2342.8s] I thought maybe there was two on one pillar. [2344.8s] Get a little double here. [2346.8s] Okay. I'm going to yeah I'm going to swing [2348.8s] like down to try to like [2350.8s] A detach it from the pillar [2352.8s] and B like [2354.8s] pound it into the ground. [2356.8s] Sounds good. Yeah. And I think [2358.8s] if I remember correctly I didn't write it down [2360.8s] but I think you were attacking Bazaard's shadow. [2362.8s] Perfect. Let's continue that. [2364.8s] It's 18 on the die [2366.8s] so that's a 19 to hit. [2368.8s] That will definitely hit. [2370.8s] Alright. And I'm going to turn it into like [2372.8s] the two handed version of my [2374.8s] Warhammer just to put like a little extra [2376.8s] Yeah. Fuck it up. Fuck it up Kav. [2378.8s] Have you guys hurt any of the shadows [2380.8s] yet? Yeah. Like [2382.8s] Yeah. Yeah. Maybe done some damage. [2384.8s] And that is eight bludgeoning damage. [2386.8s] Eight bludgeoning [2388.8s] damage. Okay. [2390.8s] Do you want to make a strength [2392.8s] check [2394.8s] just to see if the [2396.8s] power will contest strength [2398.8s] here just to see if it can hold on. I would love [2400.8s] to. That is 13. [2402.8s] Okay. So your hammer comes [2404.8s] down like on top of this shadow which [2406.8s] causes it to break free [2408.8s] from the column and now that [2410.8s] no longer touching it you see that there's like [2412.8s] a almost a [2414.8s] complete fracture through this one column. [2416.8s] It is glowing still [2418.8s] but you smash it into the [2420.8s] ground and like the shadow disperses [2422.8s] beneath you and is like [2424.8s] whisping around on the ground right [2426.8s] now. Okay. [2428.8s] Can I then as like [2430.8s] the rest of my turn [2432.8s] touch the column [2434.8s] to try to like not [2436.8s] have it crack any further. I don't [2438.8s] know like what I could do to help with that but [2440.8s] just like. Sure. [2442.8s] I'll give it one of the ease. [2444.8s] That's it. [2446.8s] That's it. [2448.8s] Look I saw [2450.8s] everyone else do it. [2452.8s] One in my turn. [2454.8s] As you touch it make an intelligence [2456.8s] saving throw please. Okay. [2458.8s] Let's see [2460.8s] here. My intelligence [2462.8s] never great but it was 17 [2464.8s] on the die so 15. [2466.8s] Okay. [2468.8s] Terrible. [2470.8s] Terrible. [2472.8s] I mean [2474.8s] good check. Terrible that you have a [2476.8s] minus two. [2478.8s] Oh yeah. No it's not great [2480.8s] when you were like oh everyone [2482.8s] I was like oh fuck me but then you [2484.8s] change it. [2486.8s] But then he went right back to intelligence. [2488.8s] I went right back to it. [2490.8s] Roll me a [2492.8s] D10 please. I mean look the [2494.8s] role of the story here is hit the books a little bit. [2496.8s] Just keep yourself sharp. [2498.8s] Stay in school kids. [2500.8s] Eight out of the D10. [2502.8s] So you see before you and not [2504.8s] you're facing the [2506.8s] stone and [2508.8s] an image [2510.8s] comes into view for you [2512.8s] and you see an [2514.8s] elderly dwarven woman seated [2516.8s] at her own forge. [2518.8s] You see her smiling [2520.8s] through tears. [2522.8s] Her hand is placed into the [2524.8s] forge so that's unsettling in and [2526.8s] of itself but then you hear [2528.8s] her whisper tell her [2530.8s] she's the last one. [2534.8s] And the memory fades. [2536.8s] Kavlaran's shadows [2538.8s] turn. It is going to make another [2540.8s] attack on the [2542.8s] column that it is on. [2544.8s] And at that moment you hear [2546.8s] as the memory begins to fade [2548.8s] you hear another crack of stone [2550.8s] come from behind you. [2552.8s] You turn and look and you see that your [2554.8s] shadow like it's [2556.8s] grown in size [2558.8s] and it is [2560.8s] like the energy that is poured [2562.8s] into this column is siphoning as [2564.8s] this crack echoes through the [2566.8s] space. It's going to give [2568.8s] that some [2570.8s] more damage. [2572.8s] And we will go [2574.8s] back to Bazaar. [2576.8s] Cool. I'm going to look back at the [2578.8s] orange glowing embers that are in the [2580.8s] forge. Begin a small [2582.8s] incantation and with my free hand [2584.8s] kind of whisk them up into [2586.8s] like this small little like [2588.8s] four beads of fire essence. [2590.8s] I'm going to fire two of those beads at [2592.8s] Kavlaran's shadow and [2594.8s] then wait no Kavlaran's shadow isn't there. [2596.8s] Kavlaran's shadow is on [2598.8s] your shadow pounded [2600.8s] into the ground so it's [2602.8s] there but not there right now. [2604.8s] So Kav's shadow, Alydin's shadow, [2606.8s] Bonwyn's shadow are all visible to you. [2608.8s] Alydin's shadow, [2610.8s] Bonwyn's shadow too. Okay. [2612.8s] Let me think about this. But [2614.8s] Kav's shadow is the only one [2616.8s] touching a pillar. Correct. [2618.8s] Cool. Then [2620.8s] all four of those are going to go at Kav's [2622.8s] shadow. Okay. Well I'll start off [2624.8s] by shooting one at a time just in case. [2626.8s] See what happens. Yeah exactly. [2628.8s] So these [2630.8s] kind of like swirl around in my hand and one [2632.8s] fires off in this like scorching ray [2634.8s] and that would be an 18 to hit. [2636.8s] That will hit. [2638.8s] And that will be 9 fire damage [2640.8s] to the shadow. Oh did we mention [2642.8s] it's a fire shadow? I mean it probably [2644.8s] is but still. Probably [2646.8s] but this is what I've got. [2648.8s] Amazing. [2650.8s] You two [2652.8s] hear this crack and then let off [2654.8s] this fire [2656.8s] this ray towards this shadow [2658.8s] which causes it to wither [2660.8s] beneath [2662.8s] the strike and let out that same [2664.8s] pressurized scream that you heard [2666.8s] when the ritual started. [2668.8s] Alright cool let's do that again then. Okay. [2670.8s] That's a 12 [2672.8s] to hit. 12 [2674.8s] does hit. Yep. [2676.8s] Alright that's another 9 fire damage. [2678.8s] Same thing so [2680.8s] two repeated like this [2682.8s] this figure is [2684.8s] trying to grasp on [2686.8s] continues to hold on but [2688.8s] you do appear to be doing [2690.8s] some damage to it. [2692.8s] That's a nat 20 on the third one. [2694.8s] Oh shit. Kill that shadow. [2696.8s] Alright. [2698.8s] Rolled lots of damage. [2700.8s] Yeah yeah let me roll my 2d6. Of course [2702.8s] the 2d6 it rolled for me on beyond is like [2704.8s] a 3 and a 1. [2706.8s] But you add that to a 7 [2708.8s] on the repeated die roll and that comes out [2710.8s] to 11 damage. 11 perfect. [2712.8s] Okay. And if it's [2714.8s] still standing we'll go ahead and throw the last one at it. [2716.8s] Yeah it releases from the [2718.8s] from the column and like turns to look [2720.8s] at you with [2722.8s] Kavlaran's face and these coal [2724.8s] eyes and it's like looking [2726.8s] like it's like moving towards you now. [2728.8s] Oh yeah definitely the last one [2730.8s] at it then. Okay that's [2732.8s] an 11 to hit. [2734.8s] 11 will not hit. [2736.8s] Alright we found our line. [2738.8s] Kind of like [2740.8s] oh shit fire and it goes off stray. [2742.8s] Yeah kind of disappears into the smoke [2744.8s] behind outside the [2746.8s] circle there. [2748.8s] You're still one hand [2750.8s] on the column or did you [2752.8s] move away? No no I'm still still one [2754.8s] hand on the column [2756.8s] regaining my sword and [2758.8s] keeping that song going so. [2760.8s] Sounds good. Yeah. Okay. [2762.8s] Bonwyn your turn. [2764.8s] Do I still have a hand on her? I pulled [2766.8s] it away right? You pulled it away when [2768.8s] it like shocked you. Let's see what I [2770.8s] can do. What's the closest one [2772.8s] or Cavs is the only one we can still [2774.8s] know. No mine's back. Yeah so yours [2776.8s] got like made contact [2778.8s] with that and was pushed [2780.8s] back 10 feet so would be [2784.8s] spatially the closest one to you [2786.8s] is your shadow. [2788.8s] And it's like standing there in the middle like [2790.8s] Keanu like you know like [2792.8s] Fishburne come at me. [2794.8s] Okay. [2796.8s] Well I just need to try [2798.8s] and hit it with something so that I can [2800.8s] also sneak attack on it so I guess [2802.8s] I'm gonna like [2804.8s] throw a dagger [2806.8s] at it. [2808.8s] Okay. Yeah. [2810.8s] And Alydin is like adjacent [2812.8s] to it which is [2814.8s] usually a contention of [2816.8s] you know sneak attack cause that's one of your [2818.8s] friends has to be within [2820.8s] melee range of it. [2822.8s] Oh my [2824.8s] god all my dice are in jail guys. [2826.8s] That was a nine. [2828.8s] And that's a plus six. [2830.8s] So I do nothing. [2832.8s] No I will [2834.8s] I tried nothing happened obviously [2836.8s] I just [2838.8s] threw a dagger in the middle of the room. [2840.8s] So I'm gonna [2842.8s] try and put my hands [2844.8s] back on the column since [2846.8s] that's what everybody's doing and I want to be [2848.8s] part of everyone. Sounds good. [2850.8s] Well together we are Captain Planet [2852.8s] so. Exactly. Since it's gonna come out of [2854.8s] us right. What do I what's safe? [2856.8s] That was intelligence safe. [2858.8s] Oh that was a good roll. [2860.8s] Good roll. Good roll. [2862.8s] 22. Oh yeah. [2864.8s] 22. Perfect. [2866.8s] Can I do one of these? Absolutely. [2868.8s] Can do. You've earned the rest. [2870.8s] You put your hands back [2872.8s] on and you feel [2874.8s] the energy begin to [2876.8s] course through your arm and up into [2878.8s] your body. It doesn't give you the same [2880.8s] you can feel the tingle of it. [2882.8s] But you can't [2884.8s] it doesn't shock you back. And as [2886.8s] you do that [2888.8s] the view of everything happening around [2890.8s] you kind of [2892.8s] washes away into this new memory [2894.8s] where you see [2896.8s] who [2898.8s] you can't place them but they [2900.8s] are one of the [2902.8s] ancestors that are around [2904.8s] and they are locked in combat [2906.8s] with what appears to be themselves [2908.8s] in shadow form. [2910.8s] Around them they have [2912.8s] other people who are [2914.8s] who are doing very similar things [2916.8s] to the group around you. [2918.8s] Your group around you. [2920.8s] But you see [2922.8s] in a quick moment [2924.8s] you see this [2926.8s] ancestor of yours [2928.8s] like [2930.8s] grapple their own shadow [2932.8s] and like the shadow begins [2934.8s] to become [2936.8s] a part of them. [2938.8s] And then the memory fades. [2940.8s] So I should have been [2942.8s] hugging my shadow. [2944.8s] I don't know. I still don't know [2946.8s] if that's good or bad. Like maybe that's why [2948.8s] she got evil, right? Like [2950.8s] You didn't see what happened. You just see like [2952.8s] We're doing shadow work, y'all. [2954.8s] I was just gonna say our shadow selves. [2956.8s] Shadow Bazaard [2958.8s] who was smashed into the [2960.8s] ground. [2962.8s] Cav you would be closest [2964.8s] to this as it kind of starts to [2966.8s] reform beneath you. [2968.8s] Like it's just at this point [2970.8s] not its full form [2972.8s] but like top torso [2974.8s] and one arm begin to [2976.8s] reform as this face starts to [2978.8s] come up from the ground. [2980.8s] It's going to try and take a swing at you [2982.8s] again. Probably not [2984.8s] successfully. That's a ten to hit. [2986.8s] That is not going to hit. [2988.8s] So it's like swinging at your [2990.8s] ankles as it's trying to reform [2992.8s] beneath you. Alydin, we're back [2994.8s] to you. What do I do, Magic Day? [2996.8s] Bazaard, should I [3000.8s] touch one? [3002.8s] Like I'm pointing at a pillar. [3004.8s] Touch the damaged one that Cav was touching. See if [3006.8s] it'll fix it. [3008.8s] How far away is it? Can I run over there? [3010.8s] Yeah, you're [3012.8s] in the Forge. [3014.8s] In the Everbane's, right? [3016.8s] We said the circle off the beginning was like 30 [3018.8s] feet across. So yeah, absolutely. [3020.8s] I want to run to the one that [3022.8s] Bazaard directed me to [3024.8s] and I want to [3026.8s] touch it. But not weirdly [3028.8s] like the adults are doing, like just like you'd [3030.8s] regularly touch a pillar. [3032.8s] Sure. [3034.8s] It's why we didn't want you part [3036.8s] of this ritual. [3038.8s] Too young for this. [3040.8s] Okay, intelligence saving [3042.8s] throw as you touch it. Smart kid. [3044.8s] I am a smart kid. Smart kid. [3046.8s] Oh shit, good thing I'm a smart [3048.8s] kid. 14? [3050.8s] I had a plus five. So as you [3052.8s] touch it, you begin to feel, you feel [3054.8s] the hairs stand up along [3056.8s] your arms as the energy is [3058.8s] building up. The pillar that you [3060.8s] are touching, there are cracks [3062.8s] in it. The [3064.8s] glow of the sigils begins [3066.8s] to glow beneath your hands. [3068.8s] And please roll [3070.8s] a d10. [3074.8s] Well, I never have to, I [3076.8s] never have to roll on a table, you guys. [3078.8s] I don't like it. [3080.8s] How about a seven? Lucky number [3082.8s] seven. Unless it's healing, [3084.8s] healing points to the pillar. [3090.8s] Yeah, that could possibly happen [3092.8s] maybe, probably not. As you touch [3094.8s] the electricity begins to course [3096.8s] through your body, hairs stand on end [3098.8s] and from beyond in the smoke [3100.8s] you hear a child cry for help. [3102.8s] But it sounds [3104.8s] like your voice. [3106.8s] Make a charisma [3108.8s] saving throw, please. [3110.8s] Oh no, is it going to be like a [3112.8s] I'm the real [3114.8s] Alydin. No, I'm the real Alydin. [3116.8s] Good. [3118.8s] How about a 17? [3120.8s] You, you hear you calling [3122.8s] for help, but as, as you succeed [3124.8s] on that. I yell not me, not me, [3126.8s] not me. It begins to fade [3128.8s] and like the smoke and like wind [3130.8s] billowing from outside [3132.8s] silences it. [3134.8s] Is my shadow [3136.8s] is it just standing there like all [3138.8s] stupid and stuff because I ran away from it [3140.8s] or is it following me? [3142.8s] We'll find out on its turn, but [3144.8s] yeah, it would be [3146.8s] where I left it essentially. [3148.8s] Alright, I'm seeing everyone else kicking the crap out of their shadow [3150.8s] so I'm like [3152.8s] shadow bad. So [3154.8s] keeping, I want [3156.8s] to do like a [3158.8s] it's going to be weird, but I'm 14 [3160.8s] everything's weird. So like I'm [3162.8s] sliding, I'm taking my hands off [3164.8s] the pillar, but at the same time I'm like attaching [3166.8s] my arm, like my body's never going to leave [3168.8s] the pillar. Okay. My back [3170.8s] is touching the pillar and I get out my [3172.8s] slingshot. Okay. And I want to like [3174.8s] pow. [3176.8s] Like this, all of this is very overwhelming [3178.8s] and my friends seem hurt and I don't know [3180.8s] what's going on. I'm mad. And [3182.8s] I'm hearing my voice and I think I'm having [3184.8s] flashbacks from [3186.8s] terrible banjo man situation [3188.8s] because I'm 100% traumatized. [3190.8s] I wonder how that's going to come up later. [3192.8s] So I'm going to [3194.8s] dig out the biggest [3196.8s] rock in my bucket, which probably isn't huge [3198.8s] because let's face it, I'm not carrying [3200.8s] my rocks. Giant rocks, it's heavy. [3202.8s] And I slingshot [3204.8s] it at [3206.8s] my shadow. [3208.8s] But as I do, there's a [3210.8s] faint glow to the rock [3212.8s] and to the slingshot [3214.8s] as it [3216.8s] creates [3218.8s] turns into a magical [3220.8s] weapon, which gives me a plus one bonus [3222.8s] to attack. Sick. [3224.8s] And plus one damage rolls. [3226.8s] Hell yeah. How about a 12? [3228.8s] We know 12 hits. [3230.8s] We know 12 hits? [3232.8s] We do know 12 hits. We hit the other one. [3234.8s] That's right. [3236.8s] He changes the rules for me [3238.8s] sometimes though. [3240.8s] And so that's going to be [3242.8s] da da da da [3244.8s] 1d4 plus [3246.8s] 1d5 [3248.8s] damage. And then [3250.8s] my [3252.8s] rock that I had slung [3254.8s] once it hits. [3256.8s] Are these like [3258.8s] are these corporeal [3260.8s] corporeal or like [3262.8s] is my rock going through [3264.8s] it? I tried to grab mine [3266.8s] outside and my hand went through. [3268.8s] Now that your rock is magical. [3270.8s] It's complicated. [3272.8s] Shadow creatures are complex. [3274.8s] So there is form [3276.8s] to them. [3278.8s] But they do have [3280.8s] player knowledge. They do have an ability [3282.8s] to like mist. [3284.8s] Right. Yeah. [3286.8s] So from what you could tell right now [3288.8s] there is something to aim at. [3290.8s] So I guess [3292.8s] I could tell you what happens to your [3294.8s] piece before you tell me what [3296.8s] happens to your rock. [3298.8s] So the glowing [3300.8s] rock shoots across [3302.8s] strikes into the shadow. [3304.8s] You see the shadow [3306.8s] where it hits. [3308.8s] Disperse and it lets out this hideous [3310.8s] scream that you heard from Cav's scream again. [3314.8s] Eyes locked on you. [3316.8s] The coals begin to [3318.8s] glow [3320.8s] as you see the rock like fall through [3322.8s] it and like skitter to the floor. [3324.8s] Unless something [3326.8s] changes. It doesn't skitter [3328.8s] to the floor. [3330.8s] It returns [3332.8s] to me. [3334.8s] Oh no I've lost that. [3336.8s] There's so much going on with an [3338.8s] artificer you guys. [3340.8s] I'm just like [3342.8s] I remember you taking that thing [3344.8s] whatever that was when we did your character [3346.8s] sheet at the repeating shot [3348.8s] Jess says. Thank you Jess. [3350.8s] But it comes back to me and [3352.8s] I think that's it. [3354.8s] If it comes back to me [3356.8s] will it go through it again? [3358.8s] And will it hit it from behind and can it see it? [3360.8s] Does it come back? [3362.8s] So your bag of rocks [3364.8s] continually has [3366.8s] a sustained source. [3368.8s] The one doesn't come back it just like you never run out. [3370.8s] Don't think you took [3372.8s] the Thor one that was [3374.8s] like a slingshot effect. [3376.8s] Correct. [3378.8s] So yeah that's it. [3380.8s] I guess a rock reforms in my bucket but I probably [3382.8s] don't notice. There's a lot going on. [3384.8s] Yeah you probably wouldn't be [3386.8s] necessarily. I'll probably notice later. [3388.8s] I'm going to recognize this rock. [3390.8s] I have not put any new rocks in my [3392.8s] bucket lately. It's been days. [3394.8s] Okay [3396.8s] make a perception check. [3398.8s] Just to see if you [3400.8s] How about a two? [3402.8s] Then you don't notice. Alright. [3404.8s] Well figures there's a lot going on. [3406.8s] Back to the top of the [3408.8s] ground. [3410.8s] So the cracks [3412.8s] on the floor and the blood coming up from the floor [3414.8s] continue and for you [3416.8s] Bonwyn [3418.8s] you see [3420.8s] that entity again that you [3422.8s] saw near the beginning of the ritual. [3424.8s] The anvil looking woman. [3426.8s] She's weeping flame [3428.8s] and she is [3430.8s] like a part [3432.8s] of this Malon memory [3434.8s] that you are seeing. [3436.8s] And she echoes like her voice [3438.8s] booms out with [3440.8s] grief in her. [3442.8s] And she says I did not want [3444.8s] her soul but grief [3446.8s] burns cleanest. [3448.8s] And then we go to [3450.8s] Shadow Bonwyn who's [3452.8s] going to [3454.8s] come to you Bonwyn [3456.8s] and again try to attack you. [3458.8s] That is [3460.8s] a [3462.8s] a [3464.8s] 16. Yep that'll do it. [3466.8s] Okay. Wait it attacked? [3468.8s] Yes. Okay I'm going to use [3470.8s] my bane on it to reduce it by a [3472.8s] d4. Okay. So it goes down [3474.8s] to 14. 14. [3476.8s] Is that better? [3478.8s] Better for me. Yeah perfect. [3480.8s] Then that is great. Yeah that [3482.8s] doesn't hit. It [3484.8s] like glides through the space [3486.8s] before you and is [3488.8s] swiping at you with what looks like [3490.8s] a form of [3492.8s] the dagger that you just sacrificed [3494.8s] for this. [3496.8s] It does miss so you don't [3498.8s] take any damage. But we will [3500.8s] go to Shadow Alydin [3502.8s] who was going to attack Alydin. [3504.8s] Alydin's shadow [3506.8s] let out this scream as it was [3508.8s] hit by the stone that Alydin [3510.8s] shot at it. And it's going to rush [3512.8s] towards Alydin, swiping [3514.8s] with its hands. Alydin's [3516.8s] nimbly dodging as she [3518.8s] tries to maintain contact [3520.8s] on this [3522.8s] on this column. [3524.8s] Like one finger touching. Yeah. [3526.8s] That's right. Like trying to dodge. [3528.8s] Like a car from a radio station. Exactly. [3532.8s] Kvlarin, your turn. [3534.8s] Okay. So you've got Bazaar's shadow [3536.8s] trying to reform at your feet. [3538.8s] You've got your shadow who is [3540.8s] being depleted by Bazaar. [3542.8s] Substantially depleted by Bazaar. [3544.8s] Okay. [3546.8s] Does Kav feel anything as his [3548.8s] you haven't said so I guess not. But [3550.8s] as his shadow is like [3552.8s] getting pummeled. [3554.8s] Like is Kav feeling that [3556.8s] somehow? That's a good question. [3558.8s] No. Great. [3560.8s] Shouldn't have even asked. [3562.8s] Don't want to put [3564.8s] don't want to give him suggestions. [3566.8s] Kav is suddenly [3568.8s] deep into the ground. He's on fire. [3570.8s] How many layers are happening here? [3572.8s] No. He doesn't [3574.8s] feel anything. Okay. [3576.8s] I want to cast light [3578.8s] on like the head of my Warhammer. [3580.8s] And then I want [3582.8s] to hold it in like the shadow's [3584.8s] face. [3588.8s] Okay. [3590.8s] The one that's like trying to crawl back out of the floor. [3592.8s] Yes. And now [3594.8s] light. Does it act as like [3596.8s] sunlight or is it just say it's bright? [3598.8s] Object sheds a bright [3600.8s] light in a 20 foot radius and a dim light [3602.8s] for an additional 20 feet. The light can be [3604.8s] colored as you like. Completely covering [3606.8s] the object with something opaque. Blocks the [3608.8s] light. So no it doesn't say. [3610.8s] Okay. Got it. [3612.8s] I will. You do what you want to do and then I'll [3614.8s] tell you. All right. Yeah. [3616.8s] I'm going to cast light on my [3618.8s] Warhammer. It's going to [3620.8s] shine in like a bright kind of [3622.8s] yellowish [3624.8s] light. And yeah I'm going to [3626.8s] hold it into the thing's face while I'm like [3628.8s] maintaining contact with the pillar. [3630.8s] And so I missed it. [3632.8s] Which shadow? The one that's like [3634.8s] crawling back out of the floor. I think it's Bazaar's shadow. [3636.8s] Got it. So [3638.8s] as you put this light into its face like [3640.8s] it lets out that shrill shriek again [3642.8s] and like disappears [3644.8s] into [3646.8s] the ground beneath it. [3648.8s] And I like look around like [3650.8s] yeah? [3652.8s] Looks like it worked. [3654.8s] And you're maintaining contact [3656.8s] on that form. [3658.8s] Great. [3660.8s] Love it. [3662.8s] Is Kavlaran's shadow's turn [3664.8s] who like this shadow [3666.8s] coming towards you Bazaar is like [3668.8s] falling apart. Your hits [3670.8s] on it have done some serious [3672.8s] damage to it. It is going to try and make [3674.8s] one jump towards you. [3676.8s] It's just a jump to the left. [3678.8s] That's [3680.8s] going to be a 20 [3682.8s] not natural to hit. [3684.8s] Well damn I only rolled a one [3686.8s] on my on my bane so it's a [3688.8s] 19 which still hits. Okay great. [3690.8s] So as it leaps towards [3692.8s] you it like [3694.8s] disappears [3696.8s] into some of the smoke and then you [3698.8s] feel its hand on your [3700.8s] shoulder behind you. You know what? [3702.8s] I'm going to reaction and cast [3704.8s] shield. Okay cool. [3706.8s] So give me a plus five to my AC for the [3708.8s] until the end of my turn or until the [3710.8s] beginning of my next turn I think. Okay [3712.8s] so yeah that I assume helps [3714.8s] helps that miss? [3716.8s] Yeah. Okay great. [3718.8s] It disappears before you but you [3720.8s] put up [3722.8s] put up the shield which glows [3724.8s] and emanates through the space [3726.8s] immediately around you [3728.8s] and you like feel [3730.8s] the hand [3732.8s] on you like these long fingers [3734.8s] come down over your shoulder but it like [3736.8s] slinks off [3738.8s] as it's trying to [3740.8s] grasp hold of you. [3742.8s] It's that awkward coworker who comes up behind [3744.8s] you and starts to give you a little shoulder [3746.8s] massage that you didn't ask for. [3748.8s] God. Your [3750.8s] turn now Bazaar. [3752.8s] Okay so that shield [3754.8s] fades. It's standing [3756.8s] right here next to me. [3758.8s] So [3760.8s] I am going to [3762.8s] I'm going to cast frost [3764.8s] bite. It needs to give me a constitution [3766.8s] save DC 14 [3768.8s] and whatever you roll [3770.8s] minus three from it for the bane. [3772.8s] Okay so it rolled a [3774.8s] seven minus [3776.8s] three so that's a four. [3778.8s] Perfect. It's going to take [3780.8s] 2d6. [3782.8s] So it takes seven cold damage [3784.8s] and [3786.8s] it has disadvantage on its next [3788.8s] weapon attack. [3790.8s] Okay. [3792.8s] One better. So you cast [3794.8s] frost bite on it. [3796.8s] Which you see [3798.8s] the the form [3800.8s] of Kavlaran's shadow begin [3802.8s] to solidify [3804.8s] as this frost begins to move through [3806.8s] it. The pressure I scream it lets [3808.8s] out until finally it shatters [3810.8s] and is taken away [3812.8s] by the wind and smoke that are [3814.8s] churning around. Only to get [3816.8s] reformed by the wind and smoke later. [3820.8s] Zero trust. [3822.8s] So that's my action. Don't have anything [3824.8s] with bonus action that I can do right now. [3826.8s] So I'm just going to say [3828.8s] Bonwyn I think you need to [3830.8s] make a choice. Do we want [3832.8s] to save this place [3834.8s] or do we want to let it fall? [3836.8s] I think we let it fall. [3838.8s] We have to stop this. [3840.8s] And then [3842.8s] then what do I do? [3844.8s] I've made a decision. I've shared it with the [3846.8s] group. You just sit down criss cross [3848.8s] applesauce and just wait for the building to collapse [3850.8s] on me. Yep. Well remembering [3852.8s] that I saw the [3854.8s] ancestor hug it out with the shadow. [3856.8s] Don't know how that played out [3858.8s] but I'll at least try. [3860.8s] It's a thing I can [3862.8s] do. So I like it. [3864.8s] Okay. And it's going to confuse [3866.8s] all of us because we didn't see what you thought. [3868.8s] And we just saw that bizarre [3870.8s] like decimated one [3872.8s] and that seemed good. As you step [3874.8s] forward and move to embrace [3876.8s] your own shadow [3878.8s] please make a wisdom or [3880.8s] charisma wisdom [3882.8s] or charisma saving throw please. [3884.8s] With [3886.8s] advantage [3888.8s] because two or more anchors [3890.8s] are stable. [3892.8s] So that [3894.8s] is a 15 or [3896.8s] yeah it's a 15. [3898.8s] Come here buddy. [3900.8s] I'm trying to charm it. [3902.8s] Come on. [3904.8s] Don't stay mad. [3906.8s] Get in. [3908.8s] Get in here. [3910.8s] Stop throwing shade. [3912.8s] You grasp the shadow [3914.8s] which is like wildly flailing [3916.8s] at you with this dagger but you get [3918.8s] inside of that and [3920.8s] embrace it and you feel [3922.8s] the shadow begin to merge [3924.8s] with you. Everybody around you sees [3926.8s] this as well. If you [3928.8s] have the capacity [3930.8s] to actually see it. [3932.8s] Some of us are a little busy. [3934.8s] You feel it move through you [3936.8s] and there's this warmth that comes from [3938.8s] it and as you [3940.8s] are like now hugging [3942.8s] yourself essentially [3944.8s] the shadow begins to extend. [3946.8s] Your own shadow begins to extend [3948.8s] in the light as normal. [3952.8s] You feel yourself [3954.8s] begin to glow and [3956.8s] the room [3958.8s] around you begins to [3960.8s] disappear [3962.8s] again into a new memory. [3964.8s] And you see [3966.8s] Malin at the [3968.8s] forge one more time. [3970.8s] And she's smiling faintly. [3972.8s] And she turns [3974.8s] and she looks at you. [3976.8s] Which she hasn't done yet. [3978.8s] Everything [3980.8s] is quiet except for the crackle [3982.8s] of the fire. [3984.8s] And she holds a small [3986.8s] ember. [3988.8s] And she looks up [3990.8s] now not at you but [3992.8s] through you. And she says [3994.8s] tell her the fire [3996.8s] was always hers. [4000.8s] As she herself begins to [4002.8s] fall apart into ash [4004.8s] on the ground. [4010.8s] That memory begins to fade and everything [4012.8s] else comes back and the wind begins [4014.8s] to pick [4016.8s] up and it gets echoing and you [4018.8s] hear this pressurized scream that echoes [4020.8s] out through the entire space. [4022.8s] You hear rumbling [4024.8s] in the walls beyond [4026.8s] the smoke that you can't see [4028.8s] through. [4030.8s] The hearth begins to [4032.8s] burn now with this golden [4034.8s] violet flame. [4036.8s] And the forge begins to [4038.8s] glow and emanate into the [4040.8s] space which causes all of the shadows [4042.8s] to let out [4044.8s] the same scream as they are [4046.8s] blasted into the smoke and [4048.8s] churned up. They are [4050.8s] now away. Everybody's on their [4052.8s] own pillar around [4054.8s] you as the sigils in the ground [4056.8s] begin to form. [4058.8s] You [4060.8s] see one last time this [4062.8s] entity, this weeping [4064.8s] woman [4066.8s] and you hear [4068.8s] maybe it's her voice, [4070.8s] maybe it's something else, but a voice [4072.8s] murmur in your head [4074.8s] and she says [4076.8s] she bled, you bled. [4078.8s] The fire [4080.8s] remembers both. [4082.8s] And there's this explosion [4084.8s] that comes, this more [4086.8s] sound than damaging [4088.8s] force that comes from the fire. [4090.8s] And the smoke begins to [4092.8s] fill in the ritual circle [4094.8s] and cover around everybody [4096.8s] else. And that lasts [4098.8s] for a moment [4100.8s] perceived too long [4102.8s] until [4104.8s] there's a silence and everything [4106.8s] disperses. [4108.8s] The cracks on the floor [4110.8s] are no longer there, the blood that was [4112.8s] there, except for a few spots [4114.8s] that you placed yourself around [4116.8s] has disappeared. [4118.8s] And the fire still glows [4120.8s] this golden violet flame [4122.8s] that you can feel [4124.8s] on you as you move towards [4126.8s] it. [4128.8s] Everybody else [4130.8s] you look around [4132.8s] and in this moment of quiet [4134.8s] the forge [4136.8s] looks as though it did [4138.8s] at the beginning of the ritual. [4140.8s] You quickly look down and your [4142.8s] shadows are where they should be. [4146.8s] Everything appears [4148.8s] calm. [4152.8s] Step on my shadow. [4154.8s] Okay. [4156.8s] Poke it with a stick. [4158.8s] I shuffle my feet, see if it moves with me. [4166.8s] Dumbgeons and Dragons, season [4168.8s] four, episode 32 [4170.8s] starring Amy More as [4172.8s] Alydin, Carla Maxted as [4174.8s] Bonwyn Everbane, Tom Laird as [4176.8s] Kavlaran Goldweave, Kyle [4178.8s] Claset as Bizard the Wizard, [4180.8s] and Russ More as your Dungeon Master. [4182.8s] Dialogue editing and sound design of [4184.8s] today's episode is by Russ More. [4186.8s] Our community manager is Jessica Babiak. [4188.8s] Music is from Epidemic Sound [4190.8s] and sound effects are from [4192.8s] Epidemic Sound and Boom Library. [4194.8s] Our amazing cover art is by Matt [4196.8s] Garbutt, and a huge thank you to our [4198.8s] amazing producers, Gabriel Lynch, [4200.8s] Jessica Babiak, Angaron Kiersen, [4202.8s] Kat Waterflame, Perry Mady, [4204.8s] Jacob Madden, Old School [4206.8s] Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, [4208.8s] L.A. Branton, and Chibs [4210.8s] 1012. We'd love if you joined [4212.8s] us today at Patreon.com [4214.8s] slash Dumb Dragon Cast for the amazing [4216.8s] community, all the bonus content [4218.8s] and so much more. Patreon.com [4220.8s] slash Dumb Dragon Cast will see [4222.8s] you over there. But until then, have [4224.8s] a great week and we'll talk to you soon. [4228.8s] You got brought in [4230.8s] and then rolled into initiative triumphantly [4232.8s] with a nat one. Yeah. [4234.8s] Right. Yeah. As I [4236.8s] do. Well, it's very scary. There's lots [4238.8s] of things happening. Why would I want to just be [4240.8s] like, I know what to do. I take it [4242.8s] back. I take it back. Let me out. [4244.8s] I just came back to ask everybody's [4246.8s] coffee order for [4248.8s] 10 buns though. [4250.8s] When they opened, I was just going to see. [4252.8s] And you see some [4254.8s] of these ghostly figures [4256.8s] that are around the room. Oh, no. [4258.8s] I said you couldn't see those, didn't I? Yeah. [4260.8s] Maybe you can. [4262.8s] Yeah. Yeah. [4264.8s] I just want to [4266.8s] make sure I phrase it correctly. [4268.8s] You see these things that been here the whole time. [4270.8s] No, you don't. They've been here [4272.8s] the whole. It's Sam Rice just everywhere [4274.8s] flying around. [4276.8s] Carla desperately trying to pass her action [4278.8s] for us not letting her. [4280.8s] That's what it looks like from the outside. [4282.8s] Right. [4284.8s] Russ is doing a lot of typing. [4286.8s] I never was. [4288.8s] I know. It doesn't bode well for me. [4290.8s] I just wasn't doing the autofill. I spell [4292.8s] something wrong. It's like, I can't [4294.8s] find the thing. I can do it too. [4296.8s] Me too, but it's just me touching [4298.8s] my dice. [4300.8s] Oh, yeah. I like it. [4304.8s] I'm trying [4306.8s] to read it off his screen. He's got the print [4308.8s] so small. Yeah, I know. I got to keep it small so you [4310.8s] can't see it. Once you [4312.8s] You don't have to keep it that small. [4314.8s] Once you get your new glasses, [4316.8s] I'm going to have to get a new strategy. [4318.8s] Maybe I'll get my new [4320.8s] glasses today.