1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,019 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. All of you have gathered in Everbane's and Bonwyn 2 00:00:08,019 --> 00:00:15,240 and Bizard, you in particular right now, are heads inside of the forge taking a look at the entire 3 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:15,919 situation. 4 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:24,960 Well, so you tried everything that you've been taught. You found this note. 5 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:32,039 Mm hmm. Yeah, I mean, to be totally honest, the forge is basically constantly running. I mean, 6 00:00:32,039 --> 00:00:37,600 we'll let it go out, you know, when I take my two weeks in the summer and Thane goes back home 7 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:45,320 to visit his family. And otherwise, it's just, it's just going for the entire year. So 8 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,159 okay, 9 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,560 you know, roll Arcana or Investigation. 10 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,320 Let's go with Arcana. 11 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,280 That's 14. 12 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,920 14 for me too, for investigation. 13 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:06,480 Bizard, do you want to roll with Advantage based on Bonwyn's roll, please? 14 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,640 Yeah. Oh, it was less. 15 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,879 Great. Cool beans. 16 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:11,320 Yeah. 17 00:01:11,719 --> 00:01:15,560 He actually got dumber when I came and stood beside you. Sorry. 18 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,439 Yeah, I can't believe you can't find it. 19 00:01:17,439 --> 00:01:23,159 My normie vibes were like, just like sinking into your magical skin. 20 00:01:24,719 --> 00:01:28,480 Bonwyn, when you back out of the main area and you're going to check other 21 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:37,599 components around and Bizard, you are, I mean, you're looking intently in here, 22 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:42,760 not really sure what you're looking for exactly. But as you like scoot away some 23 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:52,920 ash off like the, the, the bricks or stone, what is it made out of? Stone or brick? 24 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:58,120 I literally was just googling images of forges to be like, what does this look 25 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:58,200 like? 26 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,719 Mostly probably like cement, what I would assume. 27 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:01,439 Yeah. 28 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,040 Yeah. 29 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:07,040 But in an old timey world, probably like, just like a hearty stone. 30 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:10,840 Yeah. Yeah. Some river stones, you know, maybe. 31 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:11,479 Yeah. 32 00:02:12,439 --> 00:02:17,560 Oh yeah. If you Google forge and look at images, this is all exactly what I was 33 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:22,439 mixuring. It's like stone. It's open, but also has a top. 34 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,199 Excellent. Okay. So we're all seeing the same thing. 35 00:02:26,759 --> 00:02:27,039 Yeah. 36 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,360 Of course. Got to have the chimney. 37 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,480 I mean, I don't know. I'm seeing a very handsome fellow in a yellow and 38 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:36,840 blue outfit with an X-Men tag next to his name. 39 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,840 Your search history is very different. 40 00:02:40,039 --> 00:02:42,719 I feel like the rhythms are not aligned. 41 00:02:44,319 --> 00:02:45,599 Oh damn. 42 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,080 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D and D actual play podcast. 43 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,000 And I'm your dungeon master Russ More. 44 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,439 He, him also with me today is Amy More as Alydin. 45 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,120 She, her, and if that doesn't work, you're here. 46 00:02:58,199 --> 00:02:58,560 Carla. 47 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:58,879 Max. 48 00:02:58,879 --> 00:02:59,719 That is Bonwyn. 49 00:02:59,719 --> 00:03:00,400 Everbane. 50 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:04,080 She, her, when rolls her eyes like you can when you're an adult at your 51 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,759 parents, Tom Laird is Kavlaran Goldweave. 52 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:07,439 He, him. 53 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:07,919 Look, sir. 54 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,719 We've just been politely watching until this point. 55 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,560 And Kyle Claset is Bizard the Wizard. 56 00:03:13,759 --> 00:03:14,280 He, him. 57 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,199 Oh God. 58 00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:16,479 What did I do? 59 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:20,280 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast, and we'd love for 60 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:24,199 you to join us over at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast right now. 61 00:03:24,199 --> 00:03:28,079 When you sign up, you'll get a seven day free trial and instant access to 62 00:03:28,199 --> 00:03:31,599 so many amazing bonus episodes, more of what you love. 63 00:03:31,719 --> 00:03:35,120 Come find it today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 64 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,639 And now fuck it. 65 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:37,720 Let's play. 66 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:39,680 Okay. 67 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:44,800 So you scoot away some ash away from the mantle of the forge and your 68 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:49,280 fingers run along something that, that feels out of place and taking another 69 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:54,520 look at it, you see that there is an etching that's hidden behind like the 70 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,720 hearthstone, like right in behind there. 71 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,040 I'm going to look around for like a brush or something to really like 72 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,560 clean out the cracks and see if I can get a better definition on it. 73 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,240 This is a full one of those nice fireplace kids right there. 74 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,879 That's what he thinks about your brush. 75 00:04:12,759 --> 00:04:13,199 Yeah. 76 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:15,800 Not a fan. 77 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:16,480 Okay. 78 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,000 Oh, just a standard brush. 79 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,199 You're a wizard, man. 80 00:04:19,199 --> 00:04:19,680 Come on. 81 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:20,840 All right. 82 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:21,279 Fine. 83 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:21,560 Fine. 84 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:22,000 I'll cast. 85 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:22,879 I'm kidding. 86 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:23,199 I'm kidding. 87 00:04:23,199 --> 00:04:26,279 Cast gust and get ash and soot everywhere everywhere. 88 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:32,879 Hey, I just can't make your dogs happy, dude. 89 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:35,439 No one can, anybody want them? 90 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:41,839 I've told you, no, I have my own. 91 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:42,719 Yeah. 92 00:04:42,719 --> 00:04:45,920 So they get everything they want. 93 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:47,920 And yet maybe that's the problem. 94 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:48,240 Yep. 95 00:04:49,319 --> 00:04:50,120 Yeah, probably. 96 00:04:50,519 --> 00:04:51,159 Uh, okay. 97 00:04:51,399 --> 00:04:53,360 Whether you gust or whether you brush. 98 00:04:53,439 --> 00:04:55,040 I don't have gusts, so it's brush. 99 00:04:55,319 --> 00:04:55,759 Okay. 100 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,879 What about May's hand with a tiny brush? 101 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,040 Yes, I can do that. 102 00:05:01,079 --> 00:05:02,240 In fact, I do. 103 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,839 Just so you don't get any shit on you. 104 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,040 Because I have other things that I need to look at anyway while it's being cleaned away. 105 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:07,680 So go ahead. 106 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,040 Yes. 107 00:05:08,439 --> 00:05:12,639 Uh, you, uh, are able to see this etching now. 108 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:18,319 And it says to the flame, grief is the shadow of joy. 109 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,759 Both burn bright in its heart. 110 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,600 Bonwyn, have you ever noticed this etching? 111 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,759 Uh, no, like the manufacturer kind of thing on the inside. 112 00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:32,199 Uh, I, it may be it's from the manufacturer. 113 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:36,680 I know it doesn't look as a manufacturer. 114 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:37,519 I would say no. 115 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:38,519 Okay. 116 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:39,000 Okay. 117 00:05:39,159 --> 00:05:41,519 Well, no, I can see where you're touching now. 118 00:05:41,519 --> 00:05:43,079 That's not it up on the side there. 119 00:05:43,079 --> 00:05:43,920 You can see the thing. 120 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,039 And it also is just the EB that my dad did. 121 00:05:46,039 --> 00:05:47,639 I don't know why I said the manufacturer. 122 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:53,279 Cause obviously my dad just built the forge, but you know, it was, it was an 123 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,439 upgrade one from the one that like great, great graded me. 124 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:02,079 And he thought he could start a new business making forges, but were 125 00:06:02,079 --> 00:06:03,639 the only blacksmiths in town. 126 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:04,800 So I'm not sure. 127 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:05,919 Forge forgers. 128 00:06:06,919 --> 00:06:08,879 Oh, that could be something. 129 00:06:09,399 --> 00:06:10,519 Fane, write this down. 130 00:06:11,399 --> 00:06:11,800 Yeah. 131 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:12,279 Okay. 132 00:06:12,519 --> 00:06:13,560 Forgers. 133 00:06:13,599 --> 00:06:14,519 Forge forgers. 134 00:06:14,519 --> 00:06:16,479 Are we making forges now? 135 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:18,199 We might make fake forges. 136 00:06:18,719 --> 00:06:20,319 Why would we make fake forges? 137 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:22,399 You mean forging forge forgers? 138 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:28,120 The best part of waking is forges in your cup. 139 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:33,480 You know, I was thinking Folgers a second ago and I was like, how can this work out? 140 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,360 He just went for it. 141 00:06:37,519 --> 00:06:38,879 I don't wait for it to work out. 142 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:39,480 I just, that's right. 143 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,519 You just make it happen. 144 00:06:40,519 --> 00:06:44,000 If we learned anything from the business meeting before Russ got us all horribly 145 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,600 sick, it's that we're just going to take those shots. 146 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,680 We should just go for it. 147 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:48,439 Exactly. 148 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,000 Definitely. 149 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:49,079 Definitely. 150 00:06:49,079 --> 00:06:50,040 You don't know what's going to land. 151 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:50,319 Yeah. 152 00:06:51,439 --> 00:06:52,600 Um, no, I don't. 153 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:56,720 I never noticed, uh, I never noticed an etching in here. 154 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:01,480 It aligns with the note that you got, uh, to the flame. 155 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,360 Grief is the shadow of joy. 156 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,800 Both burn bright in its heart. 157 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:07,720 Okay. 158 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,440 Grief is the shadow of joy. 159 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,240 Grief is the shadow of joy. 160 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,080 Both burn. 161 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,360 So does that mean it wants, it's like the two sides of a coin. 162 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,600 So it can have joy or grief. 163 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,760 Let me look at the note again. 164 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,800 I mean, you know, when you. 165 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,639 Joy and grief remembers the truth of the hand that stokes it. 166 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,680 Blood and purpose, joy and grief. 167 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,040 These are the sparks it craves. 168 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,319 I think I understand, you know, that being the two sides of the 169 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:39,040 same coin and the shadow, you know, you. 170 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:44,639 Sometimes a shadow can, uh, diminish an actual person. 171 00:07:44,639 --> 00:07:46,680 You know, at, you know, at evening time, your shadow can be 172 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,360 much larger than you actually are. 173 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:48,759 Right. 174 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:52,040 I think that's a good metaphor for how, you know, grief can 175 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,759 overshadow the joy in your life. 176 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:58,319 Oh, that's really, that's, that's quite beautiful. 177 00:07:58,439 --> 00:07:58,639 Sorry. 178 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,480 How that relates to you. 179 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,599 I don't know how that forage. 180 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:02,360 I don't fucking know. 181 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,639 I don't know either. 182 00:08:04,199 --> 00:08:10,240 The thing is my business, the opposite of yours is very much, 183 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:18,599 uh, a hands-on touching, doing, thinking when I'm creating my weapons 184 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:22,240 and being creative in that way, but otherwise it's very. 185 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:25,079 It's not esoteric, you know? 186 00:08:25,199 --> 00:08:31,319 So that must've got lost between great, great, great grandma, 187 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,879 Malin and me. 188 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:36,799 Yeah. 189 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:43,960 What's something you can't live without? 190 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,279 And you can't say the forge because, well. 191 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:54,159 Um, gosh, I don't know. 192 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:59,319 Uh, well, I mean, up there on that shelf, you'll see there's 193 00:08:59,319 --> 00:09:02,159 like a really quite poorly made a dagger. 194 00:09:02,199 --> 00:09:07,000 That's the first thing that I ever made myself. 195 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:12,959 And I put it up there to remind me to keep progressing and that I can do this. 196 00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:17,000 And it's like, it's really important to me. 197 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:23,080 So it's not, you know, on the scale of things, I'm willing to give up. 198 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:28,960 I guess it's, I don't want to give up, you know, someone I love, but that 199 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,799 is a thing I love and that is important to me. 200 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,399 A lot of sentimental value. 201 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,039 A lot of sentimental value. 202 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,120 Absolutely. 203 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:38,639 So. 204 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,639 It was just something I imagine, you know, your father guided 205 00:09:42,639 --> 00:09:43,919 your hand on this graph. 206 00:09:43,919 --> 00:09:45,320 Of course, of course. 207 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,480 Important memory as well. 208 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:52,960 So many memories of, of, yeah, just time spent as a little one beside my dad 209 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,720 working and, and him helping me. 210 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:00,960 And yeah, but this was the first one he never laid a hand on. 211 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:06,920 He just watched and, you know, corrected me if need be, but I did it all myself. 212 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,160 So, oh, did he, did he do that thing where he comes by and goes, 213 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,320 interesting and walks away? 214 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,040 Yes. 215 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:13,440 Yes. 216 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,120 Oh, that's how you're going to do that. 217 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:15,360 Huh? 218 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:15,919 Yeah. 219 00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:17,480 What the fuck is that shit? 220 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:21,080 I mean, that's why part of me was glad when him and mom retired out to the 221 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,560 lake, because he would still do that. 222 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,840 Even though, and I would never tell him this to his face. 223 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:31,840 I am like 10 times the Smith he is. 224 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,600 Have you seen the things that I've made? 225 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,919 The weapons, the intricacy, the commissions that you have. 226 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:41,159 He was a very good Smith, but yes, exactly. 227 00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:44,919 It's just, it's, but he's still like, Oh, okay. 228 00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:45,360 Sure. 229 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:45,679 Yeah. 230 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,079 You could do it like that, I guess. 231 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:47,719 Okay. 232 00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:48,959 Follow up question. 233 00:10:50,599 --> 00:10:52,120 What's more valuable to you? 234 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,559 Cause like, you have to think about what you're offering here. 235 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,079 That you give that up. 236 00:10:56,079 --> 00:10:58,240 There's a potential of lost memory. 237 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,399 Uh, you know, they talked about how they lost their voice. 238 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,159 So, you know. 239 00:11:02,719 --> 00:11:03,240 Yeah. 240 00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:09,159 Is the loss of that memory, uh, worth relighting the forge to you? 241 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:14,519 I mean, I need the forge. 242 00:11:15,919 --> 00:11:23,879 To, to, for my livelihood, to make money, to help the kids, for Thane's employment. 243 00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:25,599 I mean, there's a lot counting on it. 244 00:11:27,199 --> 00:11:32,000 Not to mention, you know, like the pressure of legacy and I can't be the 245 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,479 ember bane that lets the forge go out forever. 246 00:11:35,719 --> 00:11:39,799 So I guess it is. 247 00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:42,399 I think it's worth it. 248 00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:45,919 I'm going to tell you this and I totally respect your decision and your view on 249 00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:51,240 this as somebody who was raised in a house expecting to take over a business. 250 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,240 You don't have to. 251 00:11:53,399 --> 00:11:56,799 You can do your own thing, but if you love this, keep doing it. 252 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:57,720 Obviously. 253 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:58,959 Yeah. 254 00:12:00,159 --> 00:12:01,240 Yeah, that's a really good point. 255 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,159 Thank you for that. 256 00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:03,480 Yeah, no problem. 257 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,559 But no, I had a wonderful, happy childhood. 258 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,240 So I would like to take over that. 259 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:08,159 Fantastic. 260 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:09,960 I'm happy to hear that. 261 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:15,879 Small, just minor judgments, but yeah, no judgment, just obliviousness. 262 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:20,320 Just, I kind of pictured when you were shit talking your dad, that Russ was 263 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,200 going to like pan the camera over and he was going to be right behind you. 264 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,600 I mean, you did ask him to come to town. 265 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,040 I did ask him to come to town. 266 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,440 Knock, knock, knock. 267 00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:35,800 But he wouldn't know, he still thinks it's his home. 268 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,400 No, it's not dad. 269 00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:41,000 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 270 00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:43,519 We're so happy that I didn't hit record. 271 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:48,720 I hit record on my local and I was like, well, I guess I'm the only one talking. 272 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:52,600 You went from, I'm not going to talk a lot to now you're the only one talking. 273 00:12:52,879 --> 00:12:55,360 Welcome to the middle only with Russ. 274 00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:58,120 I'm not going to talk a lot, but let me just start off talking. 275 00:12:58,199 --> 00:12:59,240 Anyway, we're in the middle. 276 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,039 We're in the middle and we're bullying Russ because we don't talk very well. 277 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:03,919 Because he's sick. 278 00:13:03,919 --> 00:13:06,519 Come back, it's okay, we're not trying to bully you. 279 00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:08,759 He actually has left the room now. 280 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,439 You know what I think about Russ, guys? 281 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:12,159 Tell me. 282 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,799 He's really hardworking and smart and kind. 283 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,399 Oh my God. 284 00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:17,120 He works so hard. 285 00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:19,480 I agree with all of these statements. 286 00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:21,439 He's like genuinely a good person. 287 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,840 It's, it's crazy. 288 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,199 Am I right back? 289 00:13:27,319 --> 00:13:27,840 Yeah. 290 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,879 Point of sale. 291 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,439 Real cash register over here. 292 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,759 Um, what are we talking about? 293 00:13:38,759 --> 00:13:39,199 Everybody? 294 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:43,360 You, you, nothing but terrible. 295 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,960 Nothing but mean things about you. 296 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,879 You'll find out when you, when you listen back. 297 00:13:46,879 --> 00:13:48,519 There's only mean things to say about me. 298 00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:49,199 So I get it. 299 00:13:50,439 --> 00:13:56,799 Uh, another thing Russ is, is prepared because, uh, we have patrons. 300 00:13:56,799 --> 00:14:01,079 You see, you can become one at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 301 00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:04,639 And as part of that, you get a bunch of stuff, including like 302 00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:09,559 special extra episodes of like a million extra episodes, I think approximately. 303 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:12,720 Yeah, just a little other show and all kinds of fun stuff. 304 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,919 But another thing you get is an episode dedicated to you. 305 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:17,319 Here he comes. 306 00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:18,360 The star of the show. 307 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,960 Russ More with today's patron. 308 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:22,799 Zombie army. 309 00:14:22,919 --> 00:14:24,679 Oh, thank you. 310 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,240 Oh, wow. 311 00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:28,199 That's probably our most terrifying patron. 312 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:28,600 Thank you. 313 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,439 Zombie army. 314 00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:33,120 Please stay with us happily. 315 00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:38,320 It is singular name, not even a hyphen or share situation. 316 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:39,919 Nice. 317 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:45,720 Well, if there's going to be a zombie army, zombie army, zombie army. 318 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,440 Army. 319 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:46,759 Yeah. 320 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:47,080 Love it. 321 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:47,360 Yeah. 322 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:47,879 Yeah. 323 00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:49,360 We got there. 324 00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:50,039 Yeah. 325 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:50,399 Yeah. 326 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:50,879 Yeah. 327 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,080 Thanks on the army. 328 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,080 Stay on our side. 329 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:53,799 I love it. 330 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:54,960 Yeah. 331 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,440 No, it's great to have you. 332 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,600 Um, I don't know what else we've talked about. 333 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,360 So if we feel like that's like great, 334 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,800 I think we've done it, you know, don't worry. 335 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,039 We did a great job. 336 00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:06,320 Well, you know, you always do a great job. 337 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:11,200 That's why I left you with confidence to go deal with the screaming 338 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,440 dog in the background. 339 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,680 That was fine. 340 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:14,080 Yeah. 341 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,399 Well, it's good to see you all for that brief period of time. 342 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:19,000 Let's get them back to the episode now. 343 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:19,759 Okay. 344 00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:20,440 Let's do it. 345 00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:21,399 Okay. 346 00:15:21,399 --> 00:15:22,039 Love you all. 347 00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:22,519 Bye. 348 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,320 The door burst open and your father enters. 349 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,480 Is it broken? 350 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,560 It's not broken. 351 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,519 It's not working, but it's not broken. 352 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,080 Come look, look for yourself. 353 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,440 I've tried everything. 354 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:40,399 Come and grabs a hammer off of a, uh, I'm going to watch him do like, just 355 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:44,320 watch a montage of him doing the exact same thing I did in the previous 356 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:49,399 montage, cause you know that like, but that's tapping it, he's looking at 357 00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:53,600 it, he's trying to throw fire or he gets you to run through everything 358 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,360 and he stands right over your shoulder. 359 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,039 Yeah. 360 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:56,480 Right. 361 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:57,920 Interesting. 362 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,879 Just sharing significant looks with Bazaar. 363 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,360 He looks at it and he's, he's perplexed. 364 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:16,120 And, and then you notice that there's like kind of, uh, some 365 00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:17,840 glint of recognition. 366 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,399 Where'd you say you went? 367 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:27,600 Well, um, I, we were, I don't know. 368 00:16:27,639 --> 00:16:28,800 What are we telling people, Bazaar? 369 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:34,240 Uh, to, uh, to find people in the woods. 370 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:34,800 Yeah. 371 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:39,120 Alydin and some kids were missing and that's sort of why to help. 372 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,240 And we went somewhere weird, dad. 373 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,680 I don't know what it was. 374 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:48,840 It was a weird place with scary things and monsters and a whole 375 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,639 bunch of children who we rescued. 376 00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:52,759 So that's good. 377 00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:56,320 Why do you ask? 378 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:03,120 Well, the Forge hasn't really gone out in a, in a long time. 379 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,920 Your mother mentioned you found like a letter. 380 00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:06,400 Yeah. 381 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,360 I found a letter from Malin. 382 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:12,559 So my great, great, great grandma. 383 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:19,400 And it, it's, um, it's pretty woo-woo about beating it. 384 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,400 What do you mean it's woo-woo? 385 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:25,680 Well, here you can, you can read it and also you probably already knew 386 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,400 this because you know this place inside and out, but Bazaar found 387 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,560 an etching inside, uh, the Forge. 388 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:33,519 Yeah. 389 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,640 You know about that one? 390 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,560 Yeah. 391 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,000 No. 392 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,840 Well, I mean, when we rebuilt it, we used a lot of the, the, the 393 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:47,160 material stone, of course, from great, great grands, uh, grands Forge. 394 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:55,600 Um, and, and yeah, I mean, it's never been, I've never had to 395 00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:59,199 relight it, my father's never had to relight it. 396 00:17:59,199 --> 00:18:00,959 His mother never had to relight it. 397 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:05,599 This is not to say, this is not a guilt trip. 398 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:11,679 Let me just preface it there, but this is to say that your great, 399 00:18:11,679 --> 00:18:15,480 great, great grandmother Malin, how many times can we say great? 400 00:18:15,639 --> 00:18:15,919 Yeah. 401 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,599 He's looking at the letter. 402 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:26,480 She made it, at least it's how it was told to me, is that she made 403 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:33,360 an offering through some sort of ritual so grand that it was to 404 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:38,320 keep the Forge lit and have her soul guide the hands of 405 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,799 everbanes throughout eternity. 406 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:51,200 For that to go out, are you sure you were just looking for kids in the woods? 407 00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:55,720 Well, we were definitely just looking for kids in the woods. 408 00:18:55,879 --> 00:18:58,879 Um, a lot of things happened. 409 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,279 There was instruments and they were attacking us. 410 00:19:01,279 --> 00:19:07,319 There was a man made out of a banjo, um, sort of he had a banjo 411 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:10,799 and then it, we were floating in memories in space. 412 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:15,079 This all sounds like the nonsense I was saying after that one weekend 413 00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:19,519 in high school when I was away for the night camping and I came home. 414 00:19:19,519 --> 00:19:22,599 I know that, but this really happened. 415 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:23,279 Yeah. 416 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:29,960 Uh, the, the way you just explained it sounds very familiar and it was 417 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,079 exactly the situation we were just dealing with. 418 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:39,000 Somebody was under or made a deal with this other, other planer being. 419 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:44,480 And, uh, it just kind of backfired on them. 420 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,079 And so we wound up in that realm. 421 00:19:49,079 --> 00:19:54,240 I think the, the Feywild is, maybe it could have been the shadow 422 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:59,799 fell as creepy as it was, but that's, that's where we were. 423 00:19:59,879 --> 00:20:00,919 So I'm just, yeah. 424 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:07,399 My G G G G ma no G G it. 425 00:20:07,399 --> 00:20:08,119 That's not easier. 426 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:12,159 I thought that might be easier than we could just call her grandma. 427 00:20:12,159 --> 00:20:12,919 Malin. 428 00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:14,079 Let's just call her Malin. 429 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,000 It's easier. 430 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:18,319 Um, you think she made a deal with the same thing that the 431 00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:19,879 banjo man made a deal with? 432 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:20,960 I mean, you're right. 433 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,119 And we're talking, this is two, this is a coincidence. 434 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:31,799 Everything that I've heard told and it's, it's piece by piece 435 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:37,639 kind of slowly coming back is there was nothing nefarious in the rituals. 436 00:20:37,639 --> 00:20:43,119 She's she did to keep it lit and as, as it's, as it's, I mean, it's 437 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:52,480 as it's outlined here and as it, as it was told, like she did it for good. 438 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:53,519 Yeah. 439 00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:58,720 I read it like she gave something to the fire as opposed to making a deal 440 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:01,799 with a outside scary entity. 441 00:21:02,039 --> 00:21:07,559 But I don't know how to give a thing to a fire, especially if the place 442 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,480 can't be made to hold the fire. 443 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,120 Exactly. 444 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:17,039 As I've never had to or seen, I don't have a lot of like firsthand 445 00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:19,200 information on when rolls arise. 446 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,640 Like you can when you're an adult at your parents. 447 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:26,640 Look, I've got an old, I've got several old boxes of books that have 448 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,800 been passed down that are just collecting dust. 449 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,080 Like maybe there's something in there. 450 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,480 Maybe there's more journal entries from Malin. 451 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:36,240 Maybe, maybe there's something that can give us a clue back at the house. 452 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,120 Great. 453 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:38,759 Thank you. 454 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,920 I don't know if this being an other worldly kind of situation or, you 455 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:47,640 know, something mystical, perhaps something from another plane could help out. 456 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,120 I kind of had a realization dreaming the other night and woke up with a 457 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,080 spell in mind. 458 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:58,120 And with the adventure that we went through the, you know, those portals 459 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,200 and everything, summoning came to mind. 460 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,520 And I will hear easier to be shown. 461 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:10,240 And I begin drawing an outline, a chalk circle on the ground, a lot of 462 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:14,120 squares, triangles, concentric, it's amazing. 463 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,320 It's like he's, it'll blow your mind. 464 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,160 Okay. 465 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,520 And in the center of it, kind of the elemental symbol for the fire plane. 466 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:28,319 And I sum it up, I sum it up a few mag or a few magma methods. 467 00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:29,920 Whoa. 468 00:22:32,079 --> 00:22:35,400 Which, what, what's happening? 469 00:22:36,519 --> 00:22:43,599 Just seeing if perhaps this could wind up getting things started again, kind 470 00:22:43,599 --> 00:22:47,119 of breaking the idea of what's being said, but maybe we can just, you 471 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:51,800 know, force it, uh, with a little, little devilish magic. 472 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:52,880 So, okay. 473 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:53,760 Oh, okay. 474 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,240 Uh, you don't want to read the books. 475 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,080 You just want to bring in fire monsters. 476 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:57,440 Okay. 477 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:57,800 Cool. 478 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,040 Yeah. 479 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,720 I mean, that's one way to do it. 480 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,080 Yeah. 481 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,040 No, that's so interesting. 482 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:07,400 Yeah. 483 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,360 I just totally dad commenting on your magic never done it himself. 484 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,440 No idea about it. 485 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:17,040 What, um, Kyle, what, what do I, what 486 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,000 are we looking at? 487 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:21,720 So we're looking at four of these little imp like creatures. 488 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,319 They're having, uh, they look very slender. 489 00:23:26,319 --> 00:23:29,720 They're flying with like very like kind of flamey and magmas 490 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,039 dripping off of their wings and off of their chin. 491 00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:33,480 They're a lot. 492 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,960 Their tongue is just like lava dripping out of their mouth. 493 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,399 Um, really sharp claws and nails and they're just kind of 494 00:23:38,399 --> 00:23:41,000 floating there like, Hey buddy, what's up? 495 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,839 And, or, well, Russ, you can do whatever. 496 00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:45,319 Yeah. 497 00:23:47,519 --> 00:23:47,919 No. 498 00:23:47,919 --> 00:23:48,079 Yeah. 499 00:23:48,079 --> 00:23:51,240 You've just summoned four methods into the space. 500 00:23:51,279 --> 00:23:53,279 You don't have any control over them, right? 501 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:54,399 No, I, I do. 502 00:23:54,679 --> 00:23:55,480 Yeah, you do. 503 00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:55,959 Yeah. 504 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,119 They're friendly to me and my companions. 505 00:23:58,639 --> 00:23:59,039 Got it. 506 00:23:59,079 --> 00:23:59,319 Yeah. 507 00:23:59,319 --> 00:23:59,639 It's not. 508 00:23:59,639 --> 00:23:59,959 Oh yeah. 509 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:02,279 It's not like summon minor demon or whatever. 510 00:24:03,799 --> 00:24:05,720 I'm actually conjuring minor elementals. 511 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,359 So they're actually elementals, not devils. 512 00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:07,759 My bad. 513 00:24:08,199 --> 00:24:08,639 Got it. 514 00:24:08,639 --> 00:24:08,879 Got it. 515 00:24:08,879 --> 00:24:09,000 Got it. 516 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,240 Yeah. 517 00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:10,879 How could you explain element? 518 00:24:10,919 --> 00:24:12,759 You're trying to dumb things down for me. 519 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,920 They look like they're from hell. 520 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:15,440 Yeah. 521 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:15,759 Yeah. 522 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:16,680 Sure. 523 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,879 Uh, how fun. 524 00:24:18,079 --> 00:24:18,440 Okay. 525 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:25,559 So maybe, um, maybe Bonwyn is like, sure, those are all of this. 526 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,680 And, and we'd obviously cleaned out the forge of everything to your, you 527 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,759 know, and I start like kind of getting some kindling back in there and trying 528 00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:37,319 like, okay, can you, yeah, try. 529 00:24:37,879 --> 00:24:38,119 Yeah. 530 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:38,720 Uh, okay. 531 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,839 Uh, jab, jab, jab, jib with a Y. 532 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:48,079 Go on in there and, uh, they go in there and they stand, you know, in a 533 00:24:48,079 --> 00:24:52,000 circle around each other and, uh, they just exhale their fire breath 534 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,279 right into the center of it. 535 00:24:53,319 --> 00:24:57,240 From the outside, you can see like this big burst of flame. 536 00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:01,159 You hear them kind of cackling to each other as they're trying to light this. 537 00:25:01,159 --> 00:25:03,679 You, you hear the crackle of wood. 538 00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:09,599 Um, and then everything is quickly extinguished and then like a plume 539 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,480 of smoke pours out and the methods come. 540 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,680 What if I put this in there? 541 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:22,200 Should I put, I'm going to put this in there and, and I, I take that 542 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:27,200 little dagger that I, that I had made and my dad doesn't know what's going on. 543 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:27,720 It's fine. 544 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,840 What, what are you doing with the, what, what are you doing with the dagger? 545 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:35,920 Well, I said I needed to, you know, give something and need to lose something. 546 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,640 And this is really valuable to me. 547 00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:42,759 So I thought maybe this could be a small sacrifice to the, to the flame in the 548 00:25:42,759 --> 00:25:45,880 forge and if that doesn't work, you're here. 549 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,600 Who's the creepy child in the corner? 550 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,120 Look, sir. 551 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,960 We've just been watching until the window. 552 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:00,000 Yeah. 553 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:00,840 No, that's, that's fair. 554 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,600 I mean, it's good to see all of you again. 555 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,640 Um, okay. 556 00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:04,080 Yeah. 557 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:05,600 Okay. 558 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,600 Um, that is a recharge ability that I have to do. 559 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,760 So I rolled four D six and I got three out of four sixes. 560 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,240 So three of them can do it quickly again. 561 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,040 So is it Jim with a Y that can't do it this time? 562 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,640 Yeah, poor Jim with a Y. 563 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,080 Okay. 564 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:25,280 The three of them pile back in, uh, with the dagger and same thing goes. 565 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,440 You're watching from the outside. 566 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:32,120 You see like a wood spark, um, around the blade and then same thing. 567 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:36,840 Everything seems like it gets like sucked into a place and then smoke 568 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:40,640 shoots back out, um, the dagger remains. 569 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,240 Um, and then the three of them pile back, or I guess four of them, because 570 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,880 they would have tried to go, all go in, four of them pile back out. 571 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,080 Thank you for trying to take some Tom's and grab it just in case it's 572 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,360 hot and I put it down. 573 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:57,640 Yeah. 574 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,160 Um, y'all, y'all, y'all are dismissed. 575 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:05,519 Y'all can, y'all can head on back and I break concentration on the, on the spell. 576 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,519 Uh, at the same time, like, uh, there is a loud ringing in my ears as blood 577 00:27:10,519 --> 00:27:12,080 just begins to pour out of them. 578 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:16,000 And I'm saying, Oh God, what did I do? 579 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:16,880 Oh my Bazaar. 580 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:17,720 Oh my God. 581 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,519 Is your friend okay? 582 00:27:18,519 --> 00:27:19,680 What's Oh my God. 583 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,840 Oh, okay. 584 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,160 Okay. 585 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,120 This, no, this is clean. 586 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,519 Let me, it's okay. 587 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,480 It's okay. 588 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,279 It's okay. 589 00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:26,200 Everything's good. 590 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:26,960 Shh. 591 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,240 Well, I'll just, okay. 592 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,000 I'm, I'm going to get a napkin. 593 00:27:30,599 --> 00:27:31,559 Is he okay? 594 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,839 I don't know. 595 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,559 I don't, I feel like I don't know anything anymore, to be honest. 596 00:27:37,759 --> 00:27:40,119 Why don't we go take a look through some of those books? 597 00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:41,119 Okay. 598 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,319 Maybe we'll find something. 599 00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:46,680 Maybe we can, maybe your mom will be back and she can patch up your friend's 600 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:51,640 head, uh, summons fire monsters, bleeds from his ears. 601 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,839 I actually really want mom to meet his mom. 602 00:27:57,839 --> 00:27:59,119 Cause I think they'll hit it off. 603 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,240 Uh, who's his mom? 604 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,720 Her name's Clara and she's, she's taking over. 605 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:04,200 Yeah. 606 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,400 No, Claire has been down for lemonade a couple of times. 607 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,840 Oh, Justin. 608 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,400 Okay. 609 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,000 Wow. 610 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,120 Even though she was kind of redoing the whole store. 611 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:12,400 Yeah. 612 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,240 She's been very busy. 613 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,040 I helped her with some of the shelter in there. 614 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,400 Wow. 615 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:17,760 Okay. 616 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,160 Great. 617 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,160 Did they like each other? 618 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:19,840 Oh yeah. 619 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,520 They hit it off. 620 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,600 Uh, they're starting a canasta club. 621 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:29,080 Of course they are looking for new members and he's pointing to cav. 622 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,000 Is cav been there this whole time? 623 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:31,360 This whole time. 624 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,480 Just quietly sitting in the corner with Alvin. 625 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:33,760 Yeah. 626 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:34,840 Oh, I'm in there. 627 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,240 I did not know. 628 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,400 I did say you were all there at the beginning. 629 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,360 Did you? 630 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:39,600 Yeah. 631 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,360 Oh, I missed that. 632 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,200 Cause that's where we left. 633 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,240 It was like, well, we're going to try and fix the forge. 634 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,760 So we all went there. 635 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,440 Whoops. 636 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,280 That's okay. 637 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,840 This cav in is two guards. 638 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,680 Yeah, like two guards. 639 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:49,880 Yeah. 640 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,880 Have I not paid my like peace bond or anything? 641 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,640 No, they're there. 642 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:55,400 Yeah. 643 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,960 The guards are waiting outside, but they, there's one at the 644 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,000 front, one at the back. 645 00:29:00,279 --> 00:29:02,319 Good thing they don't know about the tunnels. 646 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,680 I think everyone knows about the tunnels now, don't they? 647 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,799 Pretty wide knowledge now. 648 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,480 Maybe they don't know we have one. 649 00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:10,120 I don't think we want to go in there though. 650 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:17,799 We cut down to your parents place and your dad leads you into his 651 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:23,160 workshop and you see that he's been building lots of chairs and what 652 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:28,720 looks like bed frames, a lot of different pieces, presumably. 653 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,640 For the school says that, but just mind yourself. 654 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,759 Don't, don't step on anything sharp. 655 00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:35,120 They're here. 656 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,000 He grabs a couple of things and puts them up on the table. 657 00:29:38,079 --> 00:29:44,160 This is this, this kind of production level is so much, makes 658 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,840 so much more sense for stuff for the kids than just like pumping 659 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,000 out canoes like you were. 660 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,559 So I'm glad I've really perfected the canoe. 661 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,799 Uh, you know, they started, you know, the business is booming. 662 00:29:53,799 --> 00:29:55,880 Actually, there are lots of people trying it. 663 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,759 Uh, they're gorgeous, but this is like. 664 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,200 You're really making like a real material difference for those kids. 665 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:02,840 So thank you. 666 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:03,559 Oh, of course. 667 00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:04,000 Of course. 668 00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:07,400 Uh, here, give me a hand back here and he goes and goes to the back 669 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,559 and there's this huge stack of boxes. 670 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,960 It's gotta be one of these. 671 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,039 He's trying to reach up to the top there. 672 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:17,160 Hey, uh, you, you, uh, Kav was it right? 673 00:30:17,319 --> 00:30:19,559 You're going to come help me with the ones up top here? 674 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,120 Sure. 675 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,120 Yeah, absolutely. 676 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:21,480 Right. 677 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:26,519 You start handing them down, passing them out and it's opening up boxes 678 00:30:26,599 --> 00:30:31,000 they're coming down and maybe this one shuffles one to you. 679 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,279 Bonwyn, uh, there's old journals in here. 680 00:30:35,279 --> 00:30:36,799 I don't know how far back they go. 681 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,359 Oh my God. 682 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,240 Not mine. 683 00:30:38,359 --> 00:30:38,920 I hope. 684 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:43,279 Well, maybe this one's got the unicorn on it. 685 00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:44,839 All that might. 686 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:45,559 Okay. 687 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,079 Nobody read that. 688 00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:48,079 Okay. 689 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:48,480 None of you. 690 00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:50,400 Uh, we'll just put that back in the box. 691 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,079 Whoever finds it finds it and he passes it over to Bazaard. 692 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,960 Um, everybody's kind of looking through and trying to find what, uh, trying 693 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,799 to find anything of any value. 694 00:30:59,799 --> 00:31:02,720 Everybody want to roll either an investigation. 695 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:03,519 Yeah. 696 00:31:03,519 --> 00:31:04,759 Probably just investigation. 697 00:31:06,359 --> 00:31:06,960 Not one. 698 00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:09,839 I'm too embarrassed about the thought that someone might read that journal 699 00:31:09,839 --> 00:31:11,159 that I wrote when I was a lot of years old. 700 00:31:11,159 --> 00:31:11,639 You are very distracted. 701 00:31:11,639 --> 00:31:13,599 Snatching things from people's hands at this point. 702 00:31:15,359 --> 00:31:15,559 Yeah. 703 00:31:15,559 --> 00:31:17,159 I'm just going around looking like, yeah, yeah. 704 00:31:17,199 --> 00:31:18,240 No, no, not that one. 705 00:31:18,439 --> 00:31:20,319 No, no magic shit in that one. 706 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:20,919 Nope. 707 00:31:20,919 --> 00:31:21,240 Nothing. 708 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,439 There's nothing important in that one. 709 00:31:22,439 --> 00:31:23,039 Don't worry about it. 710 00:31:23,599 --> 00:31:24,919 1813. 711 00:31:25,679 --> 00:31:26,199 22. 712 00:31:26,399 --> 00:31:26,919 Oh shit. 713 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,199 Ooh, Alex. 714 00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:30,720 Do I have to roll a disadvantage? 715 00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:32,559 Wait, can I see out of my other eye? 716 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:35,119 Yeah, you can see your eyes. 717 00:31:35,559 --> 00:31:40,519 I feel like I probably makeshift an eye patch or something. 718 00:31:40,519 --> 00:31:45,879 So as to not concern people around me, I'm tired of getting asked 719 00:31:45,879 --> 00:31:47,720 questions, but my shiny eye. 720 00:31:47,759 --> 00:31:50,359 Which has actually been like counterproductive because now they're 721 00:31:50,359 --> 00:31:51,240 asking, what did you do? 722 00:31:51,279 --> 00:31:52,200 So many questions. 723 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,359 I'd just be like, I'm hooked it. 724 00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:54,079 Mind your business. 725 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,759 Alydin, you're tossed a small box and you're filtering through. 726 00:31:59,759 --> 00:32:01,279 There's only a few books in there. 727 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,319 There's, I mean. 728 00:32:03,319 --> 00:32:04,880 I'm good if it got tossed at me. 729 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:05,279 Yeah. 730 00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:06,640 Surprisingly. 731 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,400 A huge heavy box of books gets thrown at the child. 732 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:09,960 That's right. 733 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,880 Make a dexterity saving throw. 734 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:19,599 You pick out a book and something about this book reads like fairy 735 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:23,520 tale, but another part, there's a familiarity to it based on books 736 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,640 you've seen at Bazaar's. 737 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,480 The title of this book is Flames Beyond Fire. 738 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,880 Sounds like a romance novel. 739 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,440 Is there a shirtless man on the front? 740 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,800 Some sort of firefighter, I'm sure. 741 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,200 Tom, write that down. 742 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:39,840 It's so good. 743 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,680 Instant bestseller. 744 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,080 Yeah, that would be. 745 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:44,880 I want to flip. 746 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:45,920 I want to flip through it. 747 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,400 This looks important. 748 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,120 Yeah. 749 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,920 You flip through it and you start to see things. 750 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,920 I mean, you don't know what exactly they're telling you, but there's a way 751 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:01,440 in which this book is written that leads you to believe there are magical 752 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,160 components to this book. 753 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,040 Like it's very familiar from tomes that you've read of Bazaar's and 754 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:14,240 spell books and that sort of thing that he has at his shop and just the 755 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,680 way it's laid out, like this is jumping out to you, there's little 756 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,519 notes in some of the ledgers. 757 00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:21,360 Bazaar. 758 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:22,320 Yeah. 759 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:22,920 Yeah. 760 00:33:23,799 --> 00:33:24,560 I waved the book. 761 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,320 I think I got a good one. 762 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:27,840 Oh, okay. 763 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,080 Yeah. 764 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:28,920 Check it out. 765 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,160 Yeah. 766 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,600 I'll open it up and flip through it. 767 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,600 What's it called again real quick? 768 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,400 Flames Beyond Fire. 769 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,240 A Coral Between Lovers. 770 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,320 The fire's in my pants. 771 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,560 Something about burning loins. 772 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:46,480 Okay. 773 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,640 Who's the author? 774 00:33:48,759 --> 00:33:50,920 There is no author of this book. 775 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:51,759 Anonymous. 776 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,120 Okay. 777 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,240 Keep your secrets. 778 00:33:54,519 --> 00:33:56,320 This is the best, most dangerous books. 779 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:56,840 Yeah. 780 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,240 Make an arcana roll as you take a look through this book. 781 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,039 That's only a 10. 782 00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:04,519 Does anybody else have Reading Rainbow in their head? 783 00:34:04,519 --> 00:34:04,920 Yes. 784 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,320 So much. 785 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,880 You, as you begin flipping through this book, have a very, very 786 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:20,000 vague memory of like just a little side class that was put on at Barnhart Swans. 787 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:25,039 Speaking of which, you can get the shirts now on our store. 788 00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:26,079 Save it for the middle. 789 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,119 God damn it. 790 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,400 We're not going to have anything to talk about now. 791 00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:31,680 Oh, we're going to be fine. 792 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,400 It'll be all good. 793 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:40,039 You have a very faint memory of this very rare form of magical influence. 794 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,119 It was referred to you as Anima Bound Fire. 795 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,679 The concept is flames tied to identity and memory. 796 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:54,159 Without further investigation, that's kind of where you're left based on what 797 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:56,039 you're seeing as you're flipping through. 798 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,639 Anima Bounds is the main character. 799 00:35:04,279 --> 00:35:05,960 I am just writing a romance novel in my head. 800 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:06,599 Yeah, right. 801 00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:07,239 I mean, yeah. 802 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:15,480 Yeah, this is, I'd have to, I'd have to spend more time. 803 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:15,960 I'm right though, it's important, right? 804 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:16,600 Huh? 805 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:17,960 It's important, right? 806 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,720 Yeah, you know, it's a, it's a good find for sure. 807 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:26,680 Um, it talks in here about an Anima Bound Fire where, uh, specific 808 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:32,600 fires and flames can be tied to like identities or, or memories. 809 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,440 Um, shit. 810 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,200 Swear jar, and I hold up my bucket. 811 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,360 Hold up three fingers, three silver. 812 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,160 I'll get you later. 813 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:55,840 Um, I mean, that kind of confirms like the, like the loss of the memory. 814 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,280 Uh, like, do you remember seeing what the memory that was lost? 815 00:35:59,280 --> 00:35:59,880 What was inside there? 816 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:00,680 What was going on? 817 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,480 I can't recall right off hand. 818 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,960 The one that Bonwen lost? 819 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,040 The one that Bonwen lost. 820 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:06,320 Yeah. 821 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:16,640 It was just, just Everbane's and there didn't seem to be 822 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,480 anything super special about it. 823 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:24,240 It was empty, um, except for, you know, the things that are around. 824 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:30,400 He was smashing stuff, like picture frames and, and things like that. 825 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,760 I was just wondering if it's like a specific memory or the 826 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,160 idea of Everbane specifically. 827 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,000 Like, I don't know. 828 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,240 Maybe we got to go fix it. 829 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:44,920 I don't know. 830 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:46,840 Shit, I don't know. 831 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:47,520 That's not the one. 832 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:58,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 29, starring Amy More as Alydin, 833 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,920 Carla Maxted as Bonwen Everbane, Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 834 00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:07,599 Kyle Klasset as Bizard the Wizard, and Russ More as your dungeon master. 835 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,440 Dialogue editing and sound design of today's episode is by Russ More. 836 00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:13,760 Our community manager is Jessica Babiak. 837 00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:17,200 Music is from Epidemic Sound and sound effects are from 838 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,119 Epidemic Sound and Boom Library. 839 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,840 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. 840 00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:24,599 And we'd like to say a huge thank you to our supporting 841 00:37:24,599 --> 00:37:28,480 producers, Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, Cat Waterflame, 842 00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:33,039 Aguron Kierzen, Perry Matey, Jacob Madden, Old School Gamer D, Craig 843 00:37:33,039 --> 00:37:36,760 Zeiss, L.A. Branton, and Chibs1012. 844 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,360 Have you been enjoying your time with Dumbgeons and Dragons? 845 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,599 Well, thank you so much for being here. 846 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,240 If you're looking for more of what you love, come over to 847 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,599 patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where you're going to get a 848 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,000 seven day free trial. 849 00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:51,519 And when you're a patron for at least three months, we're going to 850 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,760 send you some merch based on the tier you're at. 851 00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:54,880 Come on over. 852 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,240 We hope to see you over there. 853 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,560 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 854 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,680 Have a great week. We'll talk to you soon. 855 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,320 Yeah, that's right. You tell them, Loki. 856 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,480 Paisley, don't everybody calm your shit. 857 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,560 I just hit record and said we're going to play. 858 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,560 Yeah, that's the those are the words they heard you saying, 859 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,440 I'm going to record. 860 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:23,680 And they were like, now, now scream, pull the cords off the table. 861 00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:26,839 How do we make that fuzz sound happen? 862 00:38:28,199 --> 00:38:29,679 We know they've been doing it. 863 00:38:29,679 --> 00:38:33,960 There's like a tiny and quite ill made little. 864 00:38:36,919 --> 00:38:38,759 Oh, my God, words. 865 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,039 Small knife, the word is thank you. 866 00:38:44,639 --> 00:38:45,719 What I'm here for. 867 00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:46,399 I appreciate it. 868 00:38:46,399 --> 00:38:47,839 What the banjo man took from you. 869 00:38:47,839 --> 00:38:50,199 That's right. The word dagger. 870 00:38:50,199 --> 00:38:53,079 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.