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Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. The door to your motel room opens, Kav, and you step through two guards.

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I'm in the motel room?

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Yeah, but you got an ankle brace on.

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You're back at the divorced dad's hotel.

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It's the divorced dad's hotel. Yeah. The door to your hotel room opens and behind you two guards lead you in and then kind of step back and are standing guard.

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Outside of your room, the door closes and you find yourself in the room that you left.

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There's a slightly thicker layer of dust over everything.

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They clearly haven't sent housekeeping because you've left the do not disturb on there.

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Oh, it's the original sheets.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Look, as someone whose husband works in the hotel trade, I respect the fuck out of the DND.

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As you enter though, and as the door closes, your foot knocks into a folded up piece of paper on the ground.

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I grabbed the piece of paper.

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You pick it up. It looks like it was hastily folded and you open it and there are three lines written on it.

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It says, they're rewriting the truth, friend.

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Vintersmouth might forget, but I won't.

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Watch the stars. They're moving too fast.

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Someone as high as fuck when they wrote that.

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I miss our simple little town guys. Everything's so complicated.

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Everyone speaks in riddles now.

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Since when, too? Like this feels new.

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Oh boy.

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About three weeks ago, they all decided we weren't there for them.

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Everyone took a vote.

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Let's just be kind of more like Wacky now.

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Damn it.

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Let's give it a whirl.

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It's all that Wacky Wand Wednesday business.

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They have no idea.

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That's where it all started.

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There's catamine on the wands.

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Of course, that's it.

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That's it.

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The town's just a giant K-hole.

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Mystery solved.

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Oh God, you're going to have to have an age restriction now on that.

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K-hole was Cav's nickname in college.

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Oh God.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast,

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and I'm your dungeon master Russ More, he, him.

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Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her.

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Not a kid. 14.

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Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, she, her.

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I did say I gave really good strong hugs, so sorry.

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Do you want me to roll damage?

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Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him.

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No, not like on the network sitcoms.

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And Kyle Klasset as Bazaar the Wizard, he, him.

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Escorts dressed up as guards.

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And now fuck it, let's play.

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Watch the stars.

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Friend.

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Well, I mean, Oak's a friend.

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Bench is a friend.

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Bonwyn, the kid, and Bazaar are all friends.

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Somewhere, Alydin's ears are parking good.

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Not a kid. 14.

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Now, Russ, do I get the impression I'm free to leave the hotel room, or?

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Are they just going to follow you and that's fine?

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Or is it like a don't leave town kind of thing?

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Yeah, like am I a flight risk, but as long as I don't go,

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like they give me some leeway.

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Yeah, they're allowing you to kind of go between places.

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Obviously, you've been told by the guards

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that you're to go nowhere near the mayor's office.

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But you are a problem.

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Barely did when he worked there, guys.

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At this time, free to roam the city with escorts.

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So stop by the quivering hills.

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Go by the quivering hills, yeah.

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Guards.

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Oh, well, those are two very different things.

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You mean escorted?

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Being escorted around the town by armed individuals.

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Escorts dressed up as guards.

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Halloween, baby.

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Cuff them.

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All right, I would like to make my way to the Brood Awakening.

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OK, yeah, you clean up whatever you're doing

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and head back out with the two guards.

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They don't say much of anything to you

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unless you direct question or comment to them.

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Who are they required to make small talk

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if you make small talk with them?

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Or what's their directive?

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Are you trying to win them over?

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Contractually obligated?

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Contractually obligated to make small talk,

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but they will not initiate small talk.

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So is weather, hey.

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You know what, though?

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That's fucking ideal.

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Perfect.

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And you make your way to the Brood Awakening.

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It's before it opens.

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So the door is locked as you sidle up there.

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I do the super secret knock that Bench and I agreed upon.

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That's just three slow knocks.

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It's almost instantaneous.

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you hear a back door burst open

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and quick footsteps running towards the front,

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and the door swings open.

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You see Bench's huge smile on his face.

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You're here.

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You came back.

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He goes in to give you a hug,

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and the guards kind of like

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grab their handles or their swords.

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It's fine, guys.

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It's fine.

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Come on in, everybody.

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I assure you, too.

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Come on.

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It's good to see you.

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So I don't need the full explanation,

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but it's great to see you.

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Would you like a drink?

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I would love a drink.

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Thank you.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Have your taste changed in the last three weeks,

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or would you like the oatmeal stout?

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I mean, I'll take anything you want to give me,

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because it has been a hot minute.

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Okay, okay.

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Well, we'll put this little meat on your bones.

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He pours you a stout.

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I think I've got some...

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I don't have anything hot whipped up yet,

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but I've got some...

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I've got some pretzels and some beer nuts here.

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I'll make you something later.

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So tell me, tell me, what's...

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It's great to see you.

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You look good.

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Thank you.

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Have you done something different

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with the armed entourage behind you?

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The armed escort?

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I hear you're in a little bit of trouble.

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I mean, look, you try to expose some corruption

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and it turns out not the best course of action to do.

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Yep, yep.

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Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.

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But you know what?

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I'll know for next time.

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It's totally cool.

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Like, are you going back to Kingstown

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or do you have to, like, go to trial?

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I asked the hotel manager and he said, like,

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I'm already prepaid for a little bit,

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so I can at least stay.

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Yeah, I don't know if I'm, like, super welcome

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back in Kingstown or what,

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what's going on, what's happening.

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Don't know.

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Love it.

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Love it.

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Okay, well, I'm going to go whip up something

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You guys want anything?

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Says, uh, well, okay, I'll be right back.

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A question before you go, though.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Um, have you been watching the stars lately?

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Uh, like, like, just in the,

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like, the stars in the sky

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or, like, stars, like, famous people?

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Uh, well, I mean, I've seen them.

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Uh, is there some, is there,

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is this, like, a, like, a buddy,

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a buddy-buddy romantic moment

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where you were looking at the stars

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and was I looking at the stars

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and we were thinking of each other

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as we were looking at the stars,

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but not together?

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if they'd seemed different to you at all lately.

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No, I hadn't noticed. I hadn't noticed.

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That's, uh, I'll keep an eye out, though.

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No worries, no worries.

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Are they going faster?

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Is that, is that a, is,

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is the, is the world spinning

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at a much quicker rate

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now that there's other worlds?

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I spent the last few days in a hospital, so.

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Right. Right, right, right.

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Benchworks nights in his defense.

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Vinter Smith, notoriously a cloudy town,

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which we haven't established until right now.

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That's why there's vampires everywhere.

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It's, like, forks washing through.

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Yeah, that's right.

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No, no, not really.

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Let me, let me go get you something.

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I'll think on, I'll think on this riddle

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while I'm in the back there.

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Alright, cool. It's great to see you, Bench.

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We cut over to the school.

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And, Bon, when you're

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getting, going to pick up Alydin.

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Hey, June, how did the night go?

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Well.

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Easier, once you'd been to Brewed Awakening?

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Yep, a little, a little bit.

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Just, it was a long night.

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There was lots of, um,

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lots of night screaming.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, good news.

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Um, this morning

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I asked Thane to go talk to my parents

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and the, and everybody else, like, in their

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retirement community and see if they can maybe

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come and help with the kids

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and take shifts and do cooking, you know, like

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they, so.

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That would be amazing.

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I'm sure my parents will come and I'm sure a bunch

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of other folks will come too because

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helps on the way.

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Helps on the way. Feel lighter already. Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna, I gotta go

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talk to Alydin. She,

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she was really having some scary dreams

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last night. I'm sure lots of them were.

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She's been unusually quiet.

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unusual. Well, thanks for everything

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you're doing and yeah,

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we're circling the wagon, so

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help should be here soon.

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Thank you, Bon. And I'm gonna go

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find my girl

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Alydin. Make your way through

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as few kids that give you high fives

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and fist bumps on the way by and

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a real rock star

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in here. Of course. Yeah, you told some

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killer stories last night. Yeah.

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Um, and. That are all true

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they now believe. Of course. Yeah.

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Uh, and you

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make your way to find Alydin. Where

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does Bon win find Alydin this morning?

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Uh, I think

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like unusually for

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like Alydin would be up at the

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crack of dawn, probably bossing

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some kids around, getting stuff

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sorted. But she is

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still in bed.

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Not sleeping.

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Just

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just like teening?

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Kinda, yeah. Yeah. Like

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real pensive. Just

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a look of she has never had

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this many thoughts in her head at once.

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Yeah, which is saying a

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lot. She's been going through

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it her whole life. Hey, Alydin.

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Did you get back to sleep last night?

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Yeah.

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But it was the same stuff.

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Oh, really?

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It's like I didn't leave.

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Can a dream wait

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for you? Well,

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you know what? A month ago I would have said

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no, but now

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maybe?

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I found a very cryptic note

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from my great great great

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grandmother about the Forge

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thing, so... Can I read it?

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Of course.

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So I sent Thane to get my parents. I thought

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we should

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let's both go talk to Bazaar

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since he is the smartest magic guy

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we know.

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Find out about dreams, find out about

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cryptic notes and feeding sorrow

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to a Forge and just really cross

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our fingers he has some idea

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what's going on.

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Couldn't your great

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great great

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grandmother

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have maybe been a little

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more specific? Because it's like your

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whole job. Yeah, I

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flipped the note over hoping there was

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like... It's like your whole family's thing, right?

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Yeah, like what I mean

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by this is.

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But no, nothing. It's just

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mystery upon mystery. Do you have to cry

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on it? I don't know.

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Maybe.

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It's powered by tears.

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Seems counterintuitive though, more wet.

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But I don't know.

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But I kind of got to figure it out

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or Everbane's is done and it has

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been in the family for like

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six generations. Oh, man.

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Yeah, so

340
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I don't know, I thought maybe

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I'd buy you a cinnamon bun and we could go to

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the magic closet and just like

343
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Yeah. Yeah.

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Talk to Bazaar. See how he's

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doing. Maybe swing by the hospital

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and visit Cav, you know. Yeah,

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is he OK?

348
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Yeah, I think so. Well,

349
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I don't know. I

350
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I don't want to lay more on you, but I did hear

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that

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remember how the guards all like carried him away?

353
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Yeah. And that was so kind.

354
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Uh huh.

355
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Yeah, I guess they arrested him actually.

356
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Oh, yeah.

357
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Yeah.

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Not surprise.

359
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Not ideal.

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No, and they kind of have that look on

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their face too because like they weren't

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like, you know when you've

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stolen a few things, maybe

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too many things and then it's just

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a look of disappointment and like you're making

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them do their job?

367
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Yeah, it was like that.

368
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Right.

369
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So Cinnamon Bun?

370
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Yeah, let's do Cinnamon Bun and Magic

371
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Closet, hey? Oh, I heard

372
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that that is not the name anymore.

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Are you kidding? How?

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Cut to Bazaar and Mums

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Marvels. The two of you are standing

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out front looking at

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this beautiful sign.

378
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It's so colorful.

379
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I like it. I like the

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bird. Yeah.

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I wonder how Bazaar likes

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it. Why is it wearing a hat?

383
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I don't know.

384
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Is that bird a pirate?

385
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Kind of looks like

386
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that bird might be a pirate.

387
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Huh.

388
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That's weird. Yeah.

389
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Well, let's go see what the new

390
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shop's all about.

391
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Have I met Bazaar's mom

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yet? No.

393
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I don't think we've had an interaction.

394
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Okay. Alydin's a little nervous.

395
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None of us have, right?

396
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Or I guess obviously

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Cav has.

398
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There was a very awkward

399
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first interaction.

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But they were on the boat together.

401
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They go way back. But yeah, Alydin

402
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and I haven't met her.

403
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The door chimes and

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you enter and

405
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you are greeted

406
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with a plethora

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of pirate and nautical themed

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items.

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Alydin, you see entirely new

410
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merchandise everywhere. You see

411
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Bazaar's magical items. They've

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expanded since I previously

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described what Bazaar saw.

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But they're still kind of relegated to

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one wall at this moment.

416
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Wow. It's

417
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different. It's different in here.

418
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Hey?

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Real piratey. Yeah.

420
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Why? There's a tide

421
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chart. We live on a river.

422
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This is not

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Huh.

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This book about not

425
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tie-in could be

426
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for anybody.

427
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That's a lot of call for that here.

428
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We are a port city.

429
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Just ask Bazaar.

430
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Oh, thank

431
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
God. Bazaar, since you've

432
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been back and have kind of

433
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taken a look at many

434
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of the wands that children are just firing

435
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off and a lot

436
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of these new items,

437
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you've actually come- A lot of quality control.

438
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Absolutely. But you've actually

439
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come to find that some of the nautical

440
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items that you've found

441
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may contain curses.

442
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You're uncertain if

443
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you've pulled all of them off the shelves.

444
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So that's where we've kind

445
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of caught you is like containment

446
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
in the back. Come on.

447
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Come on back. I'm taking care of some things and

448
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Fuck. Yeah.

449
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Please come back.

450
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I've never been in the back room here

451
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before. Well, it's nothing fancy

452
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
but gets the job done.

453
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What is all this stuff? So

454
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all of this is

455
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the product

456
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
my mom, Clara, brought in

457
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which I think she

458
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
stepped out to meet with

459
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oh, God, I can't remember his names.

460
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
I've been thinking about so many other things.

461
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
I can't even remember the name of my own shop now.

462
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Well, it has changed recently.

463
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New sign. Looks great.

464
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It looks really good. People probably love it.

465
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Very. Jake, Jake the pirate

466
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Oh, God. Is he

467
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is he a pirate?

468
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Is it Captain

469
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Jacob? I have no clue. His name

470
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is Jake and like there's

471
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nautical things around so I'm kind of like

472
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pulling threads together.

473
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I'm more concerned about the cursed items that we have here.

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I mean,

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Alydin and I did meet a

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pirate named

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Jacob.

478
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Who may or may not be

479
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a cannibal. Excuse what?

480
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He does want to take over the city.

481
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We're leaning towards not a cannibal.

482
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Definitely a pirate.

483
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Definitely wants to take over the city.

484
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With that, there's a

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chime and you hear several

486
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heavier footsteps

487
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come into the store.

488
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Cav, you enter in

489
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followed by your two

490
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entourage

491
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and you hear voices coming from the back room.

492
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Hello?

493
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Is that Cav?

494
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It sounds like Cav.

495
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We're back here. Cav, come on. Come on to the back.

496
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Buddy, how you doing?

497
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Doing great. Got a couple of

498
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stragglers with me. Don't mind them though.

499
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They're just on the clock.

500
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Okay. Oh, you were

501
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
arrested. Oh,

502
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hey. Big time. That is

503
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Steve. Could you give us a minute?

504
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He's not going to run away. We can't go very

505
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far, Bonwyn. Just maybe out into the

506
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shop. Just our friend almost died.

507
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Keep the door open though.

508
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That would be appreciated.

509
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You know where I live.

510
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It's not really you we're concerned about,

511
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Bonwyn. I mean, I'm taking

512
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responsibility for this very injured

513
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man to not run away.

514
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Can you even run? Debatable.

515
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I couldn't really before.

516
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Cav, how you doing, buddy?

517
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And I give him a big hug and I'm like up to

518
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his waist, I guess?

519
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Might still be tender. Be careful.

520
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
No. And I did say.

521
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
That's face to belly button. I did say

522
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I gave really good strong hugs.

523
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
So, sorry. Do you want me to roll damage?

524
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
It's a well known fact. I know. It's okay.

525
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
It's the most damage you've rolled.

526
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
It's a little ouchy, but it's.

527
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Okay.

528
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Oh, record. Okay.

529
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I figured it was business.

530
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Yeah.

531
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Business. Business.

532
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Welcome to the middle.

533
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Welcome to the middle. Here we are.

534
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Hi.

535
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Here we are. See what I did there?

536
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I wanted it to happen, so I made it happen.

537
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Amy really took charge and I

538
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liked it. You know what I like to

539
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
focus on right now? Kyle's

540
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
shirt. Oh, yeah. It's so good.

541
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
The shirt's came in.

542
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Kyle's got some of our new merch he's

543
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
sporting. It looks fantastic.

544
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Do a little

545
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
turn on the catwalk and then.

546
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Catwalk.

547
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Oh, there we go. Oh, he's getting tangled.

548
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Nice.

549
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Yeah, it's so nice. We have new

550
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
styles, new storefront.

551
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
It's pretty dope.

552
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
How's the fabric, Kyle?

553
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Voluptuous.

554
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
You heard it here first. I'm excited to get mine.

555
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
I know. We'll get it sometime.

556
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
We'll get it sometime. Eventually.

557
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Postal strikes.

558
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Good things come to those who wait.

559
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Exactly. But that new store

560
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
is dumbdragons.dashary.com.

561
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Link will be

562
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
in the description when you

563
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
listen to this.

564
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Go check it out because

565
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
we switched to this new store.

566
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Just so you know, because

567
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
a lot of print-on-demand stuff, the margins

568
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
aren't great.

569
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
We have been getting, you know.

570
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
We get a little bit from it.

571
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
But this way, almost

572
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
50% of what you pay for

573
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
the item comes back to us as

574
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
the creators, which is huge.

575
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
We get to use that for upgraded equipment,

576
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
for getting actually physically

577
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
together for

578
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
shenanigans,

579
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
because that's our best stuff.

580
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
And maybe going to different

581
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
conventions and maybe some live shows.

582
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Like the possibilities are endless.

583
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Thank you.

584
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Thank you. But also,

585
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
if you do buy some

586
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
merch, send it to

587
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Jess over in the Discord.

588
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Not the merch.

589
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Send a picture.

590
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Send a picture.

591
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Is that not what I said?

592
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
You could just send Jess

593
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
some stuff.

594
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
If you buy something for yourself, buy something for Jess.

595
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
One for you, one for her.

596
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
She works real hard.

597
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Yeah, send a picture.

598
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
And we'd love to see

599
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
you sporting it out in the wild

600
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
because, you know, more questions about

601
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
the show is always better. And then you can

602
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
talk about all of the great things that happen

603
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
in the show.

604
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
That wasn't really

605
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
a great segue.

606
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
And today's patron.

607
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
That wasn't really a great segue.

608
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
That segue didn't work.

609
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
I was going to say, one thing that

610
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
you can't send to Jess is the dedication

611
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
that we give to each patron every

612
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
episode. You get to keep that

613
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
one for yourself. And Russ,

614
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
do you know who that dedication goes to?

615
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
That dedication

616
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
goes to Amber

617
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
W.

618
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
I've never known an Amber

619
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
that I didn't like.

620
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
So much better than Amber Single You.

621
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Yeah, yeah.

622
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
It's a big W.

623
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Wow, Tom.

624
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
And Nicole.

625
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Tom has said 10 words tonight.

626
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Fucking nailed it.

627
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Tom'd the shit

628
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
out of that thing.

629
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
We've missed you, Tom.

630
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Damn.

631
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
But that's the end of the middle.

632
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Thanks for hanging out with us, and we'll talk to you very, very soon.

633
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Get back to the episode. Love you, bye.

634
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Bye.

635
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Sorry, I just, it's so good to see

636
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
you. I'm sorry you got arrested

637
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
and like...

638
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
What'd they get you for?

639
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
You know, not super clear yet.

640
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Allegedly, they think I'm

641
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
some sort of mastermind who was cooking

642
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
the books for the city.

643
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
But they don't. No, they think so.

644
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
That's what I said. That's what I told them.

645
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Betty and Steve, you guys got the wrong man.

646
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Do you know...

647
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Bazaar starts laughing, one of the wands goes off,

648
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
and a fucking fireball bounces around the room.

649
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Jesus!

650
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Can I borrow that?

651
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
No, it's defective.

652
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
No, I need fire.

653
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Oh god, Bazaar, guys...

654
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
It's only, how long's it been since we've seen each other?

655
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
No time at all. I have a thousand things

656
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
I need to talk to you all about.

657
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Okay, hit us with it.

658
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Then so does Alydin, who is, maybe gets priority.

659
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Much less pressing, because

660
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
you know, it's not my livelihood

661
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
that's on the line here, and the honor

662
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
of my family.

663
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Okay.

664
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
That sounds very serious.

665
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Put that away. What's going on?

666
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Damn.

667
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
When you put it like that, Alydin.

668
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
So I can't light the forge at Everbane's

669
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
and I found a weird mysterious note

670
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
for my great great great great grandmother

671
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
who maybe I have to feed its sorrow?

672
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
What does that mean?

673
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
I said she should cry on it.

674
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
I found a mysterious note.

675
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Oh god, what did yours say? Was it also about fire?

676
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
No, mine was about the stars.

677
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Okay. Like celebrities?

678
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Nope.

679
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Oh. Like the stars.

680
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
The stars in the sky.

681
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Okay, what about them? Do you need to feed them sorrow?

682
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Whatever that means?

683
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
No, I don't.

684
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
I'll read you mine. It's pretty short.

685
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
It says they're rewriting the truth, friend.

686
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Vintersmouth might forget,

687
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
but I won't.

688
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Watch the stars, they're moving too fast.

689
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
I mean the beginning sounds like

690
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
they're just talking about them doing the double

691
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
reverse whammy thing on you with the books.

692
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Absolutely, that's 100% what that part's

693
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
referring to and then it's like

694
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
And then something about the stars.

695
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
It kind of goes off the rails for me.

696
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Okay, cool.

697
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Alydin, let's talk about your thing.

698
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Well, you know,

699
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
you got a message.

700
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Cav got a message.

701
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
I didn't get

702
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
like a note kind of

703
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
message. But I had this

704
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
really weird dream last night.

705
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
More than once. Dream message.

706
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Right? More like you just kept going back

707
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
to it. It just every time I would

708
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
wake up and fall back asleep, I was in the

709
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
exact same spot. So there was a tree, right?

710
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
And then there was like

711
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
all sorts of like clocks and stuff

712
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
hanging from it. And then there was like

713
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
a tiny little town of

714
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Vintersmouth with tiny little people

715
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
inside and the

716
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
hands were ticking. And then there was this

717
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
woman who looked like she was like maybe

718
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
part of the tree. I don't know. And then she

719
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
was like you're gonna change

720
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
you're gonna change the world and something

721
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
about screws and maybe springs.

722
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
And then, but am I

723
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
gonna be able to

724
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
do it and something about time?

725
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Okay, there's like a ton going on there.

726
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Sounds like how I would remember

727
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
a dream. Yeah, that was perfect.

728
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Thank you for putting that there though

729
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
so that Amy knows. So crystal clear

730
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
when you first wake up and then the minute

731
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
later it's gone. I was losing

732
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
it as soon as I was explaining it

733
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
to Bonwyn. Amy

734
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
was losing it. So all that's

735
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
happening and we still don't know where

736
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Dace is. And there's like a thousand

737
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
kids here now. So

738
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
how do the four of us

739
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
solve all of these problems? Wait,

740
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
wait, wait, Alydin, you said you were visited

741
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
by somebody in a dream. What did they

742
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
look like? So

743
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
she was, it was a woman

744
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
and her

745
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
eyes were like

746
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
so shiny. Like

747
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
like

748
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
like glass. And then

749
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
she had like

750
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
like plant

751
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
solder and stuff but like she was like

752
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
she wasn't like part of the tree but she

753
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
was kind of part of the tree because her skin

754
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
kind of looked like

755
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
like tree skin, right? Cool.

756
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
And

757
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
she was smiling at me but I didn't

758
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
feel like unsafe

759
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
but at the same time

760
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
you know when someone smiles at you like they

761
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
know something.

762
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
It was kind of like that.

763
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
And then she

764
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
said something about like

765
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
I'm gonna change the world and something about

766
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
screws and oh and fire

767
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
and fire. And she said something

768
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
changing the world

769
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
with screws and fire.

770
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Huh.

771
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Bizarre like stops

772
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
for a moment, moves the box of

773
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
like mishaps off the table

774
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
and grabs one of the books that he got.

775
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
There's a fire away from me.

776
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Yeah, grabs one of the books that he got from

777
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Kingstown.

778
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
He pulls out Fadeels and

779
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Hellish Pacts, the

780
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
intertwining of two realms.

781
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
And I want to look

782
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
through that book for a description of the lady

783
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
that she just told me about.

784
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
You know what I love about this guys is that it's like

785
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
you know in Buffy where like mostly a big thing

786
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
that they did was just like

787
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
go to the library and like research

788
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
things.

789
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Russ, do I see if Portals, Portals,

790
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Portals is amongst the books

791
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
that Bizarre

792
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
picked up onto the shelf?

793
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
I would pull out the whole stack and just set it there.

794
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
So yes, sorry, you are looking in

795
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
the book that you just said and you're trying

796
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
to find any sort of description

797
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
or

798
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
piece about this woman.

799
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Yeah, it says the book also

800
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
includes accounts of powerful entities,

801
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
both fae lords and arch devils,

802
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
using mortals as pawns in their plans

803
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
to open gateways between their domains

804
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
and the material plane, hence

805
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
the event that we just went through.

806
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
As you were

807
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
kind of transcribing and taking all these

808
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
things down, like it

809
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
jogs a memory, so roll investigation

810
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
with advantage please.

811
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Beautiful.

812
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Rolls.

813
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
You're doing it. That is going to be a

814
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
21 on investigation.

815
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Yeah, baby. You find a

816
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
passage on

817
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
this woman

818
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
who fits, there's

819
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
a lot there, so you know, take

820
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
your time for a moment and then

821
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
You know what, I can just read the passage

822
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
that I found right here in this book

823
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
on page 217. This seems

824
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
just of the impossible.

825
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Seems like based off of what I've seen,

826
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Alydin, you might have spoken to

827
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Ysera Thindleweft.

828
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
She did not tell me her name.

829
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Do you know her? Did you go to school

830
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
with her or something? Me? No.

831
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
I didn't go to school. No, I know

832
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
sweetheart, I know.

833
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
I didn't have a very good sleep last night.

834
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Yeah, that's fair. I meant Bazaar.

835
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I thought maybe Bazaar knows all kinds

836
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
of cool people. No, no.

837
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
So,

838
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
this person comes

839
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
from a book about arch

840
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
fey and demon lords

841
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
and similar to probably

842
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
who the banjo man made an accord

843
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
with. No pun intended.

844
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
But

845
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
yeah, so this is potentially

846
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
one of those beings.

847
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
So,

848
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
she used to be a mortal

849
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
named Ysera Emberlace

850
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
and then

851
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
vanished from this Artificer's

852
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Guild nearly 400 years ago.

853
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
So,

854
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
kind of applicable and odd that she

855
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
made this making sense.

856
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
So, she became a whispered caution,

857
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
an Artificer who pursues

858
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
an Artificer whose pursuit

859
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
of beauty and precision crossed into the domain

860
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
of the unknowable.

861
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Okay.

862
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
So, this is

863
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
someone who's confused.

864
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
So, she's

865
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
so she's like

866
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
so she's like

867
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
the banjo

868
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
man's

869
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
witch?

870
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
It's

871
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
maybe similar.

872
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Let's see. It goes on to say that

873
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Histagree agrees on very

874
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
little except for the fact that

875
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
she believed Artificer

876
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
was not merely, Artificing

877
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
was not merely a craft but a

878
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
spell-like song that invention

879
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
could tap into the same threads that

880
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
wove dreams and fey bargains

881
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
and memory itself.

882
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Um, last seen walking into

883
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
a rift that shimmered like starlight through

884
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
silk. A portal. Speaking of a loom

885
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
that spins not cloth but

886
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
consequence, not one followed, not one

887
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
no one dared.

888
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Can people just say things normal anymore?

889
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Does no one can say things normal anymore?

890
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Artificer? Are you an

891
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Artificer? What is an Artificer?

892
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Wow, I mean that's what I went to go get the

893
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
books to help me with. I mean I do have

894
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
these and I pull those three books

895
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
that I'd actually gotten

896
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
to the side and say

897
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
these were going to be what we

898
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
studied to get you

899
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
prepared. So yes, your track

900
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
was to be an Artificer.

901
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Okay.

902
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
They build stuff.

903
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Yes.

904
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
That's why I was saying in there that you know

905
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
maybe your hands are made to create and

906
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
not destroy.

907
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Why don't they just say a builder?

908
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Because that denotes

909
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
a more mundane meaning

910
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
than what you'll be doing.

911
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Seems unnecessarily

912
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
confusing.

913
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Can I rename myself whenever I become

914
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
something? You can give yourself whatever title

915
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
you want. Oh yeah.

916
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
This is all Alydin is thinking

917
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
about now.

918
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
As long as you feel like you've actually earned it.

919
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Conversation entirely.

920
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
What's my new

921
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
cool name and title going to be?

922
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Were there moths

923
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
around her?

924
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Hm? Moths?

925
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Yeah, moths.

926
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
I don't think so. I can't really

927
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
remember.

928
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
It's one thing not tracking. Do you think that it made it like

929
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
I'm going to dream about that again?

930
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Oh, I asked Bonwyn.

931
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
What is real and what is magic?

932
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Oh, I'd like to also ask that question.

933
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Like how do we know what is

934
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
like in my dream, was I

935
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
dreaming? Was I really some place

936
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
else with this strange

937
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
person and clock trees?

938
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Because previously I would just say

939
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
crazy dream. You know, everyone has

940
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
crazy dreams.

941
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
But like everything

942
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
that just happened to us seemed

943
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
that was like dreams.

944
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
I think for

945
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
those touched

946
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
either by

947
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
the ethereal weave

948
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
or by

949
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
divine right have

950
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
some connection to

951
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
a higher plane

952
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
when unconscious.

953
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
It's maybe when we get visited

954
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
by be it a god

955
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
or an

956
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
epiphany on a spell or

957
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
maybe what you experienced. So

958
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
it's hard to say.

959
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
But knowing your skills

960
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I would bet that it's not just

961
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
a dream. She's searching

962
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
through shelves and stuff

963
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
and finds an empty notebook.

964
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
And waves and goes,

965
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
if I go into the same

966
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
dream, I'm when I wake up, I'm

967
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
going to write it down. She puts it in her bucket.

968
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
That's a good idea. Dream Journal.

969
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Keep track of

970
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
them. That's already a thing.

971
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
I really thought I just.

972
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
No, you just invented.

973
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
I mean, I kind of just, you know,

974
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
you grabbed a journal and you said you're going to dream your

975
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
you're going to write down your dreams.

976
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
I've never heard of that before.

977
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
I think you invented that.

978
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
She opens a book and

979
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
and writes Alydin

980
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Dreamweaver.

981
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Our defensive dreamweaver is

982
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
a really cool title. That is

983
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
a cool title. I'm like

984
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
don't look at it. Oh, sorry.

985
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
She goes off into the corner.

986
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Dear diary. Well,

987
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
that kind of points us in a direction.

988
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
But your fire issue going on

989
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
at the

990
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
at the forge. Yeah.

991
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
So I got this note.

992
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
I mean, I'd still like to try the wand.

993
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
I like a simple

994
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
solution, but otherwise

995
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
sorrow. I have

996
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
to sacrifice something.

997
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
I mean, I have to

998
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
as Alydin so kindly

999
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
pointed out, it is my livelihood

1000
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
and legacy of my family.

1001
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
So you lost a memory

1002
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
in there, correct? Yeah.

1003
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Oh, yeah, you did. Yeah.

1004
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Remember, he was in ever veins.

1005
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
In ever veins. Yeah.

1006
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
But I don't

1007
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
remember.

1008
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
What else? You think

1009
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
you think maybe he took

1010
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
the memory that you typically offer.

1011
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Oh. To light

1012
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
the forge.

1013
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Do you think I've just been doing it unconsciously

1014
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
this whole time? Maybe.

1015
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Huh. I mean,

1016
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
does it have to be something tangible? I mean, I know

1017
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
the note reads like a note, but

1018
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
a voice, a voice you get back.

1019
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
You know, if you offer up a memory,

1020
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
you know, maybe it comes back to you.

1021
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
OK. I mean, I have some bad memories

1022
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
that I would be happy to give, but

1023
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
that probably doesn't really work, does it?

1024
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
It's got to be something you like.

1025
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Well, yeah, there's got to be

1026
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
two sides of the same coin.

1027
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
I don't know. Honestly, I

1028
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
think my dad's coming to help with the kids. I'm really just

1029
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
hoping he can figure it out.

1030
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
We can hope that. And I'm

1031
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
happy to go check it out, see if we can

1032
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
find out what's going on with it and give it

1033
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
give it my best crack.

1034
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
You know, no promises, though.

1035
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I appreciate it.

1036
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
This is so beyond my experience.

1037
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
If you guys use a wand, can I watch?

1038
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Yeah.

1039
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Yeah, y'all have to stand behind

1040
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
me, though.

1041
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Far behind me.

1042
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Because you're fireproof?

1043
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
No, no,

1044
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
but

1045
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
let's hope so.

1046
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
I do wear

1047
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
two cloaks so I can take one off.

1048
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Alydin then laughs and writes

1049
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
something in the journal.

1050
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Oh, while we're there,

1051
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Pawn, when I've been meaning to ask, as

1052
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
we make our way out the door, I assume,

1053
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
do giraffes

1054
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
mean anything to you?

1055
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
What do you mean?

1056
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Oh, I just

1057
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
happened to, while

1058
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
we were in there, there was a party and

1059
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
giraffes and you

1060
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
were there.

1061
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
You know, Neven?

1062
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
You know, like with

1063
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
the, yeah, well,

1064
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
she's my best friend and sometimes

1065
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
we just, I'll explain.

1066
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
I'll explain on the way.

1067
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
OK, sounds good.

1068
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
You walk out of the store and out into the street

1069
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
and everybody make

1070
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
and it's worked out so well

1071
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
in the fae, everybody make

1072
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
a perception

1073
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
check.

1074
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Oh, well,

1075
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
better than probably every

1076
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
roll I had last time we played.

1077
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
That's a 10. Yeah, also

1078
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
a 10 for me, so not good, but

1079
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
19.

1080
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
I'm busy.

1081
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Writing in my

1082
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
dream journal. Thinking a lot of

1083
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
deep thoughts.

1084
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Not right now.

1085
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Cav, you're not moving

1086
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
as fast as everyone else and Bazaar

1087
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
and Bonwyn are talking about

1088
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
giraffes and Alydin

1089
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
is writing in her journal and you're

1090
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
unusually attentive

1091
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
to everything around you right now,

1092
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
to your surroundings.

1093
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
You notice that

1094
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
your friend's

1095
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
footsteps appear

1096
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
to be moving backwards.

1097
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
I mean, I wasn't expecting that, Russ.

1098
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
I guess a call out for everyone to stop.

1099
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Guys, guys, stop,

1100
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
stop walking. Okay. Why?

1101
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
This is gonna sound crazy.

1102
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
I don't know if we have to start conversations

1103
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
like that anymore. Okay, yeah,

1104
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
you know what, after the last few weeks, fair.

1105
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
It really looked

1106
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
like y'all were walking backwards.

1107
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Like your footsteps

1108
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
were moving in reverse.

1109
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
I've been trying this dance called the Moonwalk

1110
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
that I picked up when I was in,

1111
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
but I'm not good at it, so.

1112
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Like our feet were pointing the wrong way?

1113
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Yeah.

1114
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Oh, gross. Like our top half

1115
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
was going like facing forward and

1116
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
and the feet were.

1117
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Yeah, I don't know what,

1118
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
I just, I don't know what's going on.

1119
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
What do you want for pain

1120
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
management?

1121
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
That's a good question.

1122
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
They weaned me off the good shit

1123
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
a couple days ago.

1124
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Everybody's kind of paying attention that

1125
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
if anybody does take a step.

1126
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Yeah, I was about to test it.

1127
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Yeah, you know, bizarre,

1128
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
you take a few steps forward, everybody's watching

1129
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
you do so, and then the

1130
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
footsteps are reversed.

1131
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
It appears as if you are walking

1132
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
backwards as you progress down the street.

1133
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
But he is progressing down the

1134
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
street. Yeah, yeah, he's walking normally

1135
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
as the footsteps appear to be going

1136
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
the other way. Walk forward,

1137
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
walk backwards, saying the backwards

1138
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
man, the backwards man, I can walk

1139
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
backwards fast as you can.

1140
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Nightmares about that, why?

1141
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
That's unnecessarily creepy.

1142
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Who's the backwards man? Don't put ideas

1143
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
into his head.

1144
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Earmuffs. Of course.

1145
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
It wouldn't be me, it'd be, you know,

1146
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
fucking Tom Green.

1147
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Yeah, but he'll make it into something

1148
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
super creepy. He's Canadian, we could get him,

1149
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
I'm sure of it. Hell yeah, dude.

1150
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Hell yeah. Yeah.

1151
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Write down Tom Green.

1152
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
You told me not to write things down.

1153
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Don't write anything down.

1154
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
We manifest. Except for this.

1155
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Tom Green. Yeah.

1156
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Yeah, I don't have an answer

1157
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
for this one. I'm going to

1158
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
jump in the air and see

1159
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
what my feet do. As you leave

1160
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
the jump, the footsteps

1161
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
appear to be reversed from where you were

1162
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
standing. And then as you land

1163
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
and then kind of take

1164
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
a couple steps as you land, they

1165
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
still appear to be going in the opposite

1166
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
direction. So my feet don't go

1167
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
in the inverse direction that I'm moving in all

1168
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
directions, because otherwise they would

1169
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
have gone up into my legs and that would have been

1170
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
very painful.

1171
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Glad it didn't work. Wow.

1172
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
I'm really glad it didn't work too, but that was the scientific

1173
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
end that I was expecting.

1174
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
I don't...

1175
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
This is magic,

1176
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
right?

1177
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
This is real?

1178
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Hold on, I pull out my spell book

1179
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
and I'm just flipping through and I'm like, come on, something,

1180
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
something, something's weird, we've got something here.

1181
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Nope, that's...

1182
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
But we can still go.

1183
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Alydin starts to walk forward

1184
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
toward everything. Yes, yeah, we can

1185
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
keep moving out and

1186
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I'm just flipping through my book as we

1187
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
continue on. We're just walking with our heads down looking at our

1188
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
right like, the fuck

1189
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
is happening? Alydin's the first one.

1190
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Ken's Google search would be, why walk backward?

1191
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Why backward walk?

1192
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Why feet not forward, backwards walk?

1193
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Alydin, you're the first one to

1194
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
move forward again

1195
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
and as everybody's looking

1196
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
at your feet, so you can only really,

1197
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
if you are all in fact looking at your feet,

1198
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
you start doing the

1199
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Running Man and

1200
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
with

1201
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
a...

1202
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
the air around you begins

1203
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
to ripple slightly

1204
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
and

1205
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
you are

1206
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
jumped forward 30

1207
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
feet down the street

1208
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
and in the space you were and in the space you

1209
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
appear, the air

1210
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
around you and those spaces

1211
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
appears like silk

1212
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
being pulled through water.

1213
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Bazaar? Alydin's the flash.

1214
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Uh, um...

1215
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Got something for this?

1216
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
And as you turn around to look at

1217
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Bazaar, everybody can see

1218
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
that one of your

1219
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
eyes... Which one? The left one or the right one?

1220
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Uh, odds is... Oh god.

1221
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Don't be the left. Odds is left,

1222
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
even's right.

1223
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Right. So your right

1224
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
eye appears to

1225
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
be glowing with

1226
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
what looks like a white

1227
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
moon-like color from a distance.

1228
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
I am going to...

1229
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
What am I gonna do?

1230
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Shit. Cat?

1231
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I don't want to move?

1232
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Do I see or feel

1233
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
anything different? You don't notice your eye

1234
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
situation yet. You just...

1235
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
it suddenly appeared 30

1236
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
feet down the street away from your friends.

1237
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
You describe this as

1238
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
a, uh, as like

1239
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
a shimmering like silk?

1240
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Yeah. Cool.

1241
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Uh, immediately as soon as I see

1242
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
it, I am going to Misty Step

1243
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
to Alydin and

1244
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
and just like, hug.

1245
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
It is a very similar

1246
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
effect. Slightly different.

1247
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
But very similar effect

1248
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
that happens as Bazaar appears in front

1249
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
of you. It's like a quick, ah!

1250
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Hug! Yep.

1251
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Cloaks around and I'm

1252
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
gonna try to start just backing up away from

1253
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
this, uh, this loom

1254
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
looking thing, I assume.

1255
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
As you're backing away in this

1256
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
this, uh,

1257
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
water effect, it begins

1258
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
to dissipate as you

1259
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
as you walk away from it.

1260
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
I think there's something wrong with that part of the road.

1261
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Uh, no. No, no, no. This was

1262
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
this reminded me of something

1263
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
that I read in the book, uh.

1264
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Did you read

1265
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
something in the book and you made this happen?

1266
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1267
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I'm glad I read the book because

1268
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
this might have

1269
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
been that, but the last time

1270
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
that Ysari, a person, was seen

1271
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
they, uh, were seen

1272
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
walking into a rift that shimmered like starlight

1273
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
through silk, speaking

1274
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
of a loom. She was talking about the

1275
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
remember that saying I said

1276
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
that spins not cloth but consequence.

1277
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
No one followed her in

1278
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
and no one dared.

1279
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
We almost should accidentally follow her in?

1280
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
I think you might almost have been

1281
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
pulled in.

1282
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
One day.

1283
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I know, I know.

1284
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons

1285
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Season 4, Episode 28

1286
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Starring Amy More as

1287
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Alydin, Carla

1288
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, Tom

1289
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Laird as Kavlaran Goldwave,

1290
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard

1291
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
and Russ More as your dungeon

1292
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
master. Dialogue editing and sound

1293
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
design of today's episode is by Russ

1294
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Moore. Our community manager is Jessica

1295
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Babiak. Music is from Epidemic

1296
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Sound and sound effects are from

1297
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Epidemic Sound and Boom Library.

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00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Our amazing cover art is by Matt

1299
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Garbutt. And we'd like to say a huge

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