1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,160 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 2 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:17,039 The air in this space is shaking. You can feel waves emanating off of the banjo man. You hear 3 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:24,560 all of these memories shattering all around you. Kavin, Bonwyn, you've just docked at this memory 4 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:31,200 of Calder's where Bizard and... We've cut the engine and we've sidled right up. That's right, 5 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:36,480 where Bizard and Alydin are inside. There are horrors climbing up onto your platform 6 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:42,160 and all around this memory. Alydin, you look out and you see them. You see the two notes 7 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:47,439 that they have. You and Bizard are inside of this memory where there's still no real 8 00:00:47,439 --> 00:00:53,120 acknowledgement from the Calder that's in here to you. What do you do? 9 00:00:53,840 --> 00:01:00,080 I think I'm going to go over to the edge and say, 10 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:08,000 Bonwyn, maybe we need them all in here. I'm going to so very slowly and gently put my hand 11 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:14,400 through the barrier. I don't want to break it. Please, God, don't break. 12 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:21,360 It feels like you're reaching through marbles as your hand goes through it. 13 00:01:21,359 --> 00:01:25,760 I like marbles. I think I would like that sensory experience. I'm thinking right now, 14 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,359 that sounds great. I'm like, well, that seems nice, kind of like cool and smooth. 15 00:01:29,359 --> 00:01:33,120 It's like a small ball pit. For your hand. For your hand, yeah. 16 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:38,640 You extend your hand out. Bonwyn, you are next. We can do these kind of 17 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:46,000 at the same time. So yeah, Alydin reaches through and a hand out. You see horrors now. 18 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:52,239 They too see that the hand is coming out. It looks like they're moving quickly towards Alydin. 19 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,200 Alydin snaps fingers. 20 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,719 Oh, I was going to say, I assume Alydin's going for a high five. 21 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:01,680 So I reach up. 22 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,920 No. Now is not the time. 23 00:02:04,879 --> 00:02:06,960 And the memory breaks and everyone's dead. 24 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:12,479 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master, 25 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:17,199 he, him. Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her. 26 00:02:17,199 --> 00:02:21,039 I just had a terrible moment that if I opened it up, maybe I would see myself inside of it. 27 00:02:21,039 --> 00:02:24,000 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, she, her. 28 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,879 Obviously you guys, I didn't say it, but I was creating a lasso with my rope this whole time. 29 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:31,679 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him. 30 00:02:31,679 --> 00:02:34,000 With arms wide open. 31 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,959 And Kyle Claset as Bazaar the Wizard, he, him. 32 00:02:36,959 --> 00:02:39,839 You just need to place them just like that. 33 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:44,400 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast and we'd love for you to join us over 34 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:48,960 at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast right now when you sign up, you'll get a seven day 35 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:55,039 free trial and instant access to so many amazing bonus episodes, more of what you love. 36 00:02:55,039 --> 00:02:58,560 Come find it today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 37 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,840 And now fuck it. 38 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:00,480 Let's play. 39 00:03:00,479 --> 00:03:04,879 I will try Drew. 40 00:03:04,879 --> 00:03:10,959 I will try to put the notes in her hand. 41 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:11,919 Okay. 42 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,439 I mean, they're like notes with like the, there's like a skinny part. 43 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:15,759 Yeah. 44 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:20,079 Yeah, I'm thinking like, I can carry you so many wine glasses in one hand. 45 00:03:20,079 --> 00:03:20,639 Exactly. 46 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:21,199 Yeah. 47 00:03:21,199 --> 00:03:21,839 Exactly. 48 00:03:21,839 --> 00:03:28,159 Alydin, you feel the notes enter your palm and clasp them, pull them back through, 49 00:03:28,159 --> 00:03:28,959 I assume. 50 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,079 So slowly. 51 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,840 So slowly, gently. 52 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:37,920 Make a dexterity saving throw, please. 53 00:03:39,439 --> 00:03:41,120 Bonwyn, you do so as well. 54 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:42,800 13. 55 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,240 16. 56 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,760 Alydin, you feel resistance as it's hard to see, but you see one of these shadowy 57 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,680 creatures trying to grasp onto the music note itself. 58 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:56,400 Bonwyn, what do you do in response to that? 59 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,520 Oh, I'm going to hit it. 60 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:57,760 Okay. 61 00:03:58,399 --> 00:04:00,239 That's your creature, not the memory. 62 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:00,799 Of course. 63 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:01,120 Yeah. 64 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:01,439 Okay. 65 00:04:02,719 --> 00:04:04,879 Well, your dice will decide that, I guess, Bonwyn. 66 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:05,519 Yeah, right. 67 00:04:06,799 --> 00:04:07,439 Roll damage. 68 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:10,399 We'll say that success comes from the saving throw that you just did. 69 00:04:10,399 --> 00:04:11,039 Roll damage. 70 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:12,079 Okay. 71 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:21,920 So that is eight damage. 72 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:27,439 You stab into it and it lifts its head and lets out this shrill scream as 73 00:04:27,759 --> 00:04:30,319 its arm fractures off. 74 00:04:30,319 --> 00:04:31,199 Dramatic. 75 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:36,879 And this one disappears into the darkness, so now you quickly pull your hand back in. 76 00:04:36,879 --> 00:04:42,480 And as you do so, as these two notes enter this space, there is a... 77 00:04:44,879 --> 00:04:47,040 Explosion's not the right word to use right now. 78 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:52,399 There's a burst of energy that both you and Bizard feel in this space, 79 00:04:52,399 --> 00:04:55,040 and it begins to brighten a little bit. 80 00:04:58,079 --> 00:05:04,160 Alydin turns to Bizard and is like, eh, waving. 81 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:11,360 The whores outside are swarming this memory. 82 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,399 They're hitting at it. 83 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:13,519 They're biting at it. 84 00:05:13,519 --> 00:05:18,800 And we are just hoping that Bonwyn and Cav can help us. 85 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:25,759 These creatures are no longer even remotely paying attention to you, Bonwyn or Cav. 86 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:32,000 They are completely engulfing and swarming this memory, which it sounds like something 87 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:38,800 is like crushing down, like you're inside of a can and it's being crushed from the outside. 88 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,319 Bizard, it's your turn. 89 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,560 So there are four notes. 90 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:49,439 There's a distinguished environmental change as these notes came into this place. 91 00:05:49,439 --> 00:05:50,000 What do you want to do? 92 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:50,959 Does it have a monocle? 93 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:51,759 How distinguished is it? 94 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:53,839 Oh my god, Amy, I was just going to say the same thing, 95 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,880 but I was waiting to see if there was a pause because they didn't want to interrupt him. 96 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,160 I was like, suddenly everyone's wearing a top hat. 97 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,920 Tuxedos abound. 98 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,000 Bow ties. 99 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,840 From my experience with illusion magic, 100 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,560 would this change make it seem like something went from being ethereal to tangible? 101 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,760 I guess in a sense. 102 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:23,040 Okay, I'm going to try to just reach out and place my hand on Calder's shoulder. 103 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,440 That's nice, I would have slapped a bitch. 104 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:29,680 Yeah, you reach out and you touch him and for the first time in this space, 105 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,840 like you feel that he is solid and there. 106 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,440 As you touch him, he still does not acknowledge you though. 107 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:38,560 Rude. 108 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:39,840 Okay. 109 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:45,440 You see these four notes, the two that you already had, two that are in Alydin's hand, 110 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:51,280 and you look down at, oh and the music box. 111 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,360 Can't forget the music box is in there too. 112 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,040 Playing its tune over and over again. 113 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:04,400 Make an insight or intelligence check, please. 114 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:08,160 Okay, try this again. 115 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,600 That's a 10. 116 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:15,920 With Alydin's assistance, maybe you roll with advantage. 117 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:16,480 You got this. 118 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,240 You're both thinking about it very hard. 119 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,520 That's a 18. 120 00:07:22,159 --> 00:07:29,680 So with these four notes in place, with your ability to sense and feel Calder in this space, 121 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:34,079 you see the notes now. 122 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:41,120 Maybe it's your musical training, maybe it's just you've gone completely insane 123 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:45,839 and this place has taken your mind, but the notes begin to arrange themselves for you. 124 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:52,400 You see, you hear the loop of the music that's been playing constantly 125 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:59,600 and you see the notes that you have in front of you and you are able to see a pattern 126 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,400 in how the music's playing and the notes that you have in this space. 127 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:10,000 I begin to arrange the notes, turning back and I say, 128 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:12,399 Alydin, I think I know how the notes go. 129 00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:15,199 You just need to place them just like that. 130 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,839 They're like teasing us there. 131 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:24,399 And Alydin was like, oh, thank God, okay. 132 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:31,519 And as you place them and as you hear the loop get to the point where it starts, 133 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:34,000 you know, it hits the repeat and it goes back, 134 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,879 it begins to play the notes that you have in front of you. 135 00:08:40,639 --> 00:08:45,120 The correct melody plays and the last one sustains 136 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:50,480 and everything around you begins to shake violently. 137 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:57,440 Calder in this memory looks like he's having a eureka moment. 138 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:03,200 He gets up and you see, you see on the page, 139 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,559 which he's been writing and crumpling and writing and crumpling, 140 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:08,960 he's finished whatever this song is. 141 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,920 And as this correct melody plays, everything trembles. 142 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:19,920 You turn and look back out and you see the horrors backing off and away. 143 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:25,200 And through the darkness, you see the banjo man clutching his head 144 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:29,519 and screaming as cracks are racing across his body. 145 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:36,639 No, no, I just wanted to fix it to mend the song and make it whole. 146 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,439 And his form begins to dissolve. 147 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:45,360 The strings of his being snapped one by one like a broken instrument. 148 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,919 The floating fragments of reality begin to wither into dust. 149 00:09:49,919 --> 00:09:56,000 Everything in this memory, you feel closing in on you. 150 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,559 I grab Alydin and jump out of it. 151 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:03,600 Make an acrobatics or athletics check, please. 152 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,360 Yes. Yes, I will attempt that. 153 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,680 That's a seven. Take a picture. 154 00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:14,000 Okay. Send it to Jess. 155 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,879 Do I need to make one? Or did he just pull me into the abyss? 156 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,879 I didn't agree to this, but okay. I know, I know. 157 00:10:24,879 --> 00:10:27,920 I assume, I mean, obviously you guys, I didn't say it, 158 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:32,080 but I was creating a lasso with my rope this whole time on the other. 159 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,360 Very Wonder Woman-esque, of course. 160 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,720 You know, just like you do. 161 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,320 There's a little downtime, right? 162 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:38,639 Sure. 163 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:41,120 Cav and I are just like, what's going on in there? 164 00:10:41,759 --> 00:10:42,480 How you doing? 165 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,120 From the outside, Bonwyn and Cav, you see, 166 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:50,480 you feel this wave and you turn and you see the same thing from the banjo man. 167 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:55,519 You look back and you see Bazaard grab Alydin and run and jump. 168 00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:59,680 And it's, as they do, they come out of the memory 169 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,680 and it's like now they're floating. 170 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:07,920 They're unable to come back down towards the platform that you are on. 171 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,680 Cav, you're up next. What do you do? 172 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,080 Breaks out to define gravity. 173 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,600 I like floating so much better than falling. 174 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,720 So like, okay. 175 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,560 But also like in space, that is terrifying. 176 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,400 Oh, so terrifying, but you know. 177 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:30,000 I guess just like try to ready myself for whatever's going to happen with this. 178 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,360 Breaking situation. 179 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,520 Like you'd sing Creed, open arms and open your arms. 180 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,680 Catch them with arms wide open. 181 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:44,080 Like when we say we've come out and are floating away. 182 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,400 How far away are we from them? 183 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,840 Well, you were like right side by side. 184 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,440 So like, yeah, we were right beside and you're like going upwards. 185 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,520 You're on an upwards trajectory. 186 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,080 Okay. 187 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,120 Yeah, but like not reachable by me. 188 00:11:59,120 --> 00:11:59,840 What's your vert? 189 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,300 Yeah. 190 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,120 Oh, we know what the vert is because there's a high jump. 191 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,720 Oh, there's a high jump. 192 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,800 There's actually a mechanic for that in this game. 193 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,360 I have learned. 194 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,960 I thought jumping was just kind of like a... 195 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,360 It's equal to three plus your strength modifier. 196 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,040 Uh, high jump. 197 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:19,360 Not without some assistance unless you have a sweet vert. 198 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,840 I mean, I think I have an okay vert. 199 00:12:22,639 --> 00:12:24,080 It's not like overly great. 200 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,680 Can you run towards me and I'll like oof you up. 201 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,160 Love it. 202 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,200 Yeah, sure. 203 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:29,680 Love it. 204 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:29,920 Okay. 205 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,600 So you're going to run and... 206 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,480 I'm sturdy. 207 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,840 Like I can crouch down. 208 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,600 Oh, and you're strong too because you do it. 209 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:36,480 Exactly. 210 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:36,720 Right? 211 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:42,640 I tell Bonwyn, just like that night at the Quivering Hills dance party. 212 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,920 We did a bit of a thing. 213 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,360 It was quite impressive. 214 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,840 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 215 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,480 Oh, buddy. 216 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,000 Oh, Russ. 217 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,519 Oh, little Muppet Russ. 218 00:12:59,519 --> 00:13:00,800 Oh, that was great. 219 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,600 It's exactly what I was hoping it would be. 220 00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:06,720 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 221 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,680 Welcome to the middle. 222 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:11,840 Mostly maybe Kyle and I will just talk because as you heard Russ, he can't really talk. 223 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,120 Also, it's the middle of the day. 224 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,920 So like I feel like there's going to be some weird energy. 225 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,560 Yeah, yeah. 226 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,399 It's like the middle-est middle. 227 00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:22,960 Middle-est middle of the day instead of evening when we normally record these. 228 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,519 Yeah, yeah. 229 00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:24,879 We've had the day to get through. 230 00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:25,840 We're warmed up. 231 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,600 Ready to kind of cool down. 232 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,280 We'd be chilling with our people and, you know, playing D&D. 233 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,480 But we're here now. 234 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,800 We're going to do this damn thing. 235 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:39,600 And right before we started recording, I started bullying Kyle. 236 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,680 And I'm going to continue that because I thought it would be fun. 237 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,800 We always talk about, oh, we have this whole other game over on Patreon. 238 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,519 But if you don't have Patreon, you don't get to listen to it. 239 00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:50,960 We tell you Tom runs it. 240 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,519 And he is a very easy, breezy DM. 241 00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:54,080 Very true. 242 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:54,480 Yes, he is. 243 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:54,980 Yes. 244 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,800 But we never really talk about who we play. 245 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:04,159 And since Kyle is like the newest character over there and his character rules, 246 00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:06,480 I thought maybe he could tell us a little bit about him. 247 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,000 Yeah. 248 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,840 So Nash Salmon Treats. 249 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:17,120 He's a swashbuckling rogue ancestral guardian barbarian. 250 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,000 So that's the multiclass that he's playing. 251 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,600 But he's a lion or a leon, however you pronounce that. 252 00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:28,000 And he is named after his favorite treat. 253 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:34,000 It's part of his group's naming convention is that once you become the age of a warrior, 254 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,080 you name yourself after the favorite treats. 255 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,200 And my name's Nash Salmon Treats because that's what I do, yo. 256 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:48,800 So wait, is everybody in your group, is it like duck treats or is it like Oreo cookies? 257 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,279 Yeah. 258 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:49,759 Yeah? 259 00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:50,080 Yeah. 260 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,039 It's just whatever. 261 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,639 It's like, yo, this is what I associate with. 262 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,679 It's like, you get your choice because every time it's like, 263 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:58,799 okay, we're going out to battle. 264 00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:00,159 I'm making this up right now. 265 00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:02,959 But every time before an epic battle goes on, 266 00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:06,719 everybody gets to eat their favorite treat beforehand. 267 00:15:06,719 --> 00:15:09,199 Because it may be the last time they get to eat it. 268 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:09,839 Exactly. 269 00:15:10,399 --> 00:15:11,120 I love that. 270 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,039 And if you could, just to continue the bullying, 271 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:20,719 could you give us just like a few, just because Nash really has a vibe. 272 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:27,120 I would say, yeah, I just want you to, like, what does Nash sound like? 273 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:32,240 So Nash is probably me in college for many reasons. 274 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,399 But, you know, he's kind of just chill, just does his thing. 275 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,080 Not very smart. 276 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,240 Doesn't read books because that's nerd shit. 277 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,120 But he's very wise. 278 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:47,840 Like I found in our interactions with him, like he may not read good, but he- 279 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,519 He's willing to be introspective. 280 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:50,480 Doesn't read at all. 281 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:53,279 He's complicated. 282 00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:57,360 He also really gave Amy's character a lot to think about 283 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,639 because they were used to being the strong, powerful one. 284 00:16:00,639 --> 00:16:02,799 Why read a book when there's people to read? 285 00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:04,079 Those are what's happening in life. 286 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:09,039 See, that's exactly the kind of thing that Nash is always dropping. 287 00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:12,240 Yeah, so there's a little bit of Nash salmon treats for you. 288 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,360 Thanks, Kyle. 289 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,319 Yeah, no problem. 290 00:16:14,319 --> 00:16:17,039 If you do join our Patreon as well as getting to know 291 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:21,679 Nash Salmon Treats and our other characters better in our whole other show that we do over there, 292 00:16:22,319 --> 00:16:24,399 you also get an episode dedicated to you. 293 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:30,559 And this week's Patron Says Muppet Russ is- 294 00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:32,480 Dartbot Billy. 295 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,759 Thanks, Dartbot Billy. 296 00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:37,519 Dartbot Billy, not laughing at you. 297 00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:38,639 Just laughing at Russ. 298 00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:41,839 Dartbot Billy. 299 00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:46,399 I choose to believe that is not an avatar name. 300 00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:47,439 That is their real name. 301 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,039 That's their real given name. 302 00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:50,639 Yeah, I like it. 303 00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:53,840 Dart is actually maybe a pretty cool name. 304 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,959 Yeah, I think so. 305 00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:56,240 Dart, I can see, yeah. 306 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,279 Yeah, although I guess here in Canada or maybe in the U.S. too, 307 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,199 people say that means cigarette. 308 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,559 So maybe it's not. 309 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:08,400 Dartbot Billy altogether though, great given name. 310 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,799 And that's why you should name your next child. 311 00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:14,240 Yes, everyone listening, please name your next child Dartbot Billy. 312 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,799 Want to see a spike in that Dartbot Billy graph. 313 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:22,400 Yeah, 20 years from now, there'll just be like a uptick, like crazy. 314 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,880 People will be running for office. 315 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,000 And it started here with you becoming a Patreon member. 316 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,920 So if you too want to have an effect on the naming convention in history, 317 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,640 hop on over to our Patreon. 318 00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:38,880 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 319 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,400 Yeah, that's it. 320 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,519 Thanks, friends. 321 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:42,799 That was wonderful. 322 00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:44,399 We'll get you back to the episode 323 00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:47,279 and I will talk to you hopefully better next week. 324 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:48,559 Love you. 325 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:49,359 Bye. 326 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:49,759 Love you. 327 00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:50,079 Bye. 328 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,240 You are yeeting. 329 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,960 You're yeeting, Cav, up into the air. 330 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,399 Cav, you've been yeeting. 331 00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:01,200 You've been yeeting. 332 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,399 First I did the eating. 333 00:18:02,399 --> 00:18:03,599 Now I'm being eaten. 334 00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:04,159 It's just been the life. 335 00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:07,200 And then hopefully I can catch you guys back because again, 336 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:10,720 you're going to get them and then you're all just floating away. 337 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,480 The yeety becomes the yeeter. 338 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,480 The yeeter becomes the yeetee. 339 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,279 Carla, make a dex check with your lasso 340 00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:19,039 as all of this is happening. 341 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:20,160 Oh, a nat 20. 342 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:20,480 Shit, yes. 343 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:20,960 Oh, shit. 344 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,920 Finally, finally. 345 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,039 Take a picture. 346 00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:25,279 I've been saving it this whole time. 347 00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:26,160 For this moment. 348 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:26,799 OK. 349 00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:28,000 For this moment. 350 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:33,839 So Cav, you run forward and step into Bonwyn's hands 351 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:38,480 and she launches you up and towards Alydin and Bazaar 352 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,960 who are floating away and you grab hold of Alydin. 353 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:46,559 And then feel a tug at your foot as you see that the rope 354 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,200 that Bonwyn had is now around your ankle 355 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,400 and she's holding you there. 356 00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:53,600 All around you, everything is collapsing. 357 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:59,039 Memories are disappearing, but they're not breaking. 358 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:01,440 They're not fracturing the same way that they did. 359 00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:07,759 And as the void collapses, you feel now all pulled back 360 00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:12,240 down towards Bonwyn as she's trying to anchor you there. 361 00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:21,440 After a quick moment, everything goes completely dark 362 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,879 and then you feel cool grass under your hands. 363 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,839 You all find yourselves in the clearing. 364 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,039 Dawn is breaking. 365 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,160 Wait, would you say it's a breaking Dawn situation? 366 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,720 Maybe. 367 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,079 Are we sparkling? 368 00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:45,279 Did we become vampires? 369 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,839 Did anyone else feel weird that the end of the song was 370 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:52,160 da na na na na na? 371 00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:56,960 I mean, it is of such a clear ending. 372 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,440 Yeah. 373 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,640 It actually was a great choice. 374 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,799 The air around you still feels wrong. 375 00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:10,000 A distant rippling sound echoes across the space 376 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:15,359 like a great harp being tuned. 377 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:21,599 The wind carries a whisper, not of the banjo man, 378 00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:25,200 but of something older, something deeper. 379 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:32,240 You hear the song was merely a symptom. 380 00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:40,960 The fracture still lingers and we are listening. 381 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:44,480 The wind stops. 382 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,279 Everything's silent for a moment. 383 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,720 Alydin, you look down at your feet and the music box 384 00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:55,200 plays one final note and then stops. 385 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:04,879 Damn, I thought you were going to say it explodes. 386 00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:12,639 In your face, the two hill points you had, they're gone. 387 00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:17,599 You're still all dead. 388 00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:23,680 Alydin will bend down and pick up the box. 389 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,639 You hold it and it rattles like there's something loose or broken inside. 390 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,520 Do you want me to light that on fire for you or? 391 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,600 I just had a terrible moment that if I opened it up, 392 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,680 maybe I would see myself inside of it. 393 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,960 I pass it to Buzard. 394 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,520 Uh, I'm going to take it, okay. 395 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:47,520 I, you know, okay. 396 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,360 It deserves observation, to say the least. 397 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,960 You look across the clearing and the old warped tree 398 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:05,120 that you used to climb into the fey is fractured and split. 399 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,920 Still there, but it's like it's been axed in two. 400 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:22,400 And coming out of the woods around you, you see all of the missing children. 401 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:29,600 You see Tally run, sprint across the field towards you, Alydin. 402 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:34,400 Jump into your arms, which likely knocks you on your ass again. 403 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:36,960 Yeah. 404 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,840 You see Cedric and his eye that works too hard 405 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,920 and you see a whole bunch of other children all coming out 406 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,200 that you don't recognize. 407 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,440 They fill this clearing. 408 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,000 There's so many of them. 409 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,759 How long? 410 00:22:51,759 --> 00:22:52,960 June's going to be pissed. 411 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,880 I want to, I want to look for the oldest one. 412 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:01,599 You find a child that's 15 ish. 413 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,519 Of similar age to myself. 414 00:23:03,519 --> 00:23:05,039 Of similar age to yourself. 415 00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:06,240 Age is just a number. 416 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:13,279 Um, and I go up to them and where, where are you from? 417 00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:17,039 I'm, I'm from Kingstown. 418 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,000 Where, where am I? 419 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:24,000 Well, Vintersmouth ish. 420 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,519 There's a look of confusion. 421 00:23:26,799 --> 00:23:30,000 I look, I look to Bazaar and I, and I shrug. 422 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,759 I go, do we take them home with us? 423 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,359 I mean, we can't leave them out here. 424 00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:38,480 You know, we have a good space working with the school. 425 00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:40,640 We have a plan in place. 426 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:48,160 We can attempt to return those back to Kingstown, 427 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,680 but I, who knows how long this has been happening. 428 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,180 Um. 429 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,160 Do you guys have parents? 430 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,680 You see them look to each other 431 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,160 and a lot of them are shaking their heads 432 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,800 and couple are, couple are nodding, 433 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,160 but the majority of them appear to not. 434 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,200 You know, I bet you're hungry. 435 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,320 You've been through a lot. 436 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,560 Maybe we should, why don't we just go get a snack? 437 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,960 Everything's going to make more sense 438 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,480 or at least feel easier to deal with. 439 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,800 If we just maybe go have a snack. 440 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,200 What time is it? 441 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,440 Is Dem Bunsdoe open? 442 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,640 Oh, I bet they're open. 443 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,000 You guys are going to love this place. 444 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,560 It's so good. 445 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,759 My treat, come on. 446 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,600 You lead all these children out of this clearing 447 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,040 and back towards Vintersmouth 448 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,839 and we cut to those bunsdoe 449 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,720 where everybody's in the street outside 450 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,720 and you've, you've been. 451 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,039 Approximately how many children are we talking about? 452 00:24:52,879 --> 00:24:54,399 Let's say a number. 453 00:24:54,399 --> 00:24:54,899 Yeah. 454 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,279 Everybody roll a d20. 455 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:58,960 Oh boy. 456 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,039 Shit, things are about to get low. 457 00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:02,079 Not 20, no. 458 00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:02,879 Five. 459 00:25:02,879 --> 00:25:03,519 12. 460 00:25:03,519 --> 00:25:04,019 Six. 461 00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:06,480 Five, 12, six. 462 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,599 That's right, Kyle, what'd you get? 463 00:25:08,159 --> 00:25:08,879 I got an 11. 464 00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:16,399 11, and 18, 19, there are 49 children in total. 465 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,359 Oh wow, no wonder we couldn't find seating inside. 466 00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:23,440 As you get back to town though, 467 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:28,159 everybody who you pass is shocked to see you. 468 00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:32,399 You walk through the hot block 469 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:35,599 and Thane comes out of Everbane's 470 00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:38,159 and he sees you there, Bonwyn. 471 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,040 And he says, you're, you're, you're, you came back, you're back. 472 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:43,840 Of course, I mean, it's only, 473 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,320 we had to go get the children. 474 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:53,200 Well, he looks and you see a few people like, 475 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,400 not running, but like see you 476 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,880 and like they're going to go get somebody. 477 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,320 After hearing that, I'm gonna, 478 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,800 I, Bazaard's gonna go to that 15-year-old and be like, 479 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,640 you, you say you're 15-year-old, 15 years old. 480 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,080 What year were you born? 481 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,840 Fuck. 482 00:26:11,519 --> 00:26:12,880 You there, boy. 483 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,840 What year is it? 484 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:21,519 He tells you a year that is several years earlier. 485 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,680 So they're out of time. 486 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,080 Like they've been, they were trapped there. 487 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,400 He may be 15, but he should not be 15. 488 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:29,620 Yes. 489 00:26:31,519 --> 00:26:34,480 And Thane looks to you and he says, 490 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,040 you've been, you've all been gone. 491 00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:38,480 The kids kept disappearing. 492 00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:39,680 You found them. 493 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,799 That's amazing. 494 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:43,920 You see the guard running up the street 495 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:47,519 and he says, you've been gone for three, three weeks. 496 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,799 I thought he was going to say years. 497 00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:51,359 10 years. 498 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,480 No, not doing that again. 499 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,200 Three years would have been manageable though, but. 500 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:57,519 Yeah. 501 00:26:57,519 --> 00:26:58,799 Weeks is better. 502 00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:00,639 We looked for you everywhere. 503 00:27:00,639 --> 00:27:04,000 Like we couldn't, we couldn't find you or where you went. 504 00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:04,799 Yeah. 505 00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:07,119 It turns out a lot of things in this world 506 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,359 are not at all how I thought they were. 507 00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:12,160 I was stuck with a fake family. 508 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,240 There was this whole other world and we were on. 509 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,319 It's a lot Thane. 510 00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:18,240 It's a lot to explain. 511 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:20,799 Things aren't what they seem though. 512 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,920 He begins to help you like move these children down. 513 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,440 He's like, we're going to get you something to. 514 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,000 Okay. 515 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,799 Moving you to school. 516 00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:33,599 The guard has come and one of them looks to you 517 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,680 and says, where's, where's, where's Dase? 518 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,200 Where's, where's, where's the captain? 519 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,720 Where is Dase? 520 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:50,640 And I guess I look at Cav and I was, 521 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,160 because it was the four of us, right? 522 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:52,960 Yeah. 523 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,120 Like me and Cav and Bazaar and Dase. 524 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:01,760 Well, you, you and Dase and Thane went out. 525 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,040 Thane had to go back, 526 00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:06,240 but you and Dase went forward, 527 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,599 but then didn't save. 528 00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:10,399 And then Bazaar and Cav came after. 529 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:11,599 Oh God, it's all on me. 530 00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:12,639 It was just me and Dase. 531 00:28:12,639 --> 00:28:13,519 It's just you and Dase. 532 00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:14,399 Shit. 533 00:28:14,399 --> 00:28:15,440 And you're like, fuck that guy. 534 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,960 And then when I met up with them, 535 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,920 it was just me. 536 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,420 Fuck. 537 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,799 You know what though? 538 00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:24,480 You can't be held responsible for that. 539 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,879 This is crazy magic stuff. 540 00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:27,680 Definitely. 541 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,680 I definitely feel responsible in the moment. 542 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,880 Um, I'm not, I'm not sure what happened to him. 543 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,080 He was with me and then he wasn't. 544 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,279 And so he's, he's still back there? 545 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:45,920 I don't know. 546 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,960 He wasn't in the space we were. 547 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,279 So it's likely, yes, still there. 548 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,600 Getting back there though, 549 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,039 seeing that tree in the state it was, 550 00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:01,440 I doubt that is a route for us. 551 00:29:02,399 --> 00:29:02,899 Yeah. 552 00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:05,519 Because when we saw those memories, 553 00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:08,159 there was no, no Dase memories there, right? 554 00:29:08,159 --> 00:29:09,519 So he was somewhere else. 555 00:29:10,319 --> 00:29:11,200 Correct. 556 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,159 But what we do know is that the kids 557 00:29:14,159 --> 00:29:15,519 weren't just coming from here. 558 00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:18,240 So if we do need to go find Dase, 559 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,480 there has to be a portal near Kingstown. 560 00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:22,879 Because kids from Kingstown were taken. 561 00:29:22,879 --> 00:29:26,399 So we want to follow this through. 562 00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:27,519 We can't leave him there. 563 00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:31,519 Yeah, there's another way in. 564 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:33,680 We're going to have to take these kids home anyway. 565 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,879 And if we're going to go back in, 566 00:29:34,879 --> 00:29:37,759 we need to be better fucking prepared than we were. 567 00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:38,559 Yeah, we do. 568 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:41,839 Cav, I think you need to get to a doctor. 569 00:29:42,879 --> 00:29:44,159 As I'm like bleeding out. 570 00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:47,039 Yeah, like you're just looking a little rough. 571 00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:48,559 Cav's being so quiet. 572 00:29:48,559 --> 00:29:50,240 Guards have come and are like propping you up. 573 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,559 I'm actually leaning on the 15-year-olds 574 00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:54,000 to like prop myself up. 575 00:29:54,639 --> 00:29:56,960 Guards come and like shimmy themselves out from, 576 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,160 you know, away from the 15-year-olds 577 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,160 and are moving you towards the hospital. 578 00:30:03,519 --> 00:30:05,519 That's a really awkward sentence. 579 00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:08,079 The guards are moving you away from the 15-year-olds. 580 00:30:08,079 --> 00:30:10,079 They're taking you away from the children? 581 00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:10,579 Yeah. 582 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,680 Let's move this bloody beaten man 583 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,640 away from these kids. 584 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,600 You are violating your parole right now, sir. 585 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,640 In a way to make sure that he is taken care of. 586 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,600 You get these children to the school. 587 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,640 They're under watchful eye. 588 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,880 All of you are getting tended to, 589 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,040 patching any wounds you have. 590 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,440 I think Bizard would take a moment 591 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,040 to talk to the group and be like, 592 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:39,040 I wouldn't openly talk about what happened to anybody. 593 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,200 I don't think they would believe you. 594 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,320 And I don't need people worrying about you. 595 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,040 We don't need people worrying about us. 596 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,240 So I don't know. 597 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,400 Tell who you trust, but. 598 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:52,720 Right. 599 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,279 We were just lost in the woods. 600 00:30:55,279 --> 00:30:59,200 And then we found all the kids from years ago. 601 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,920 Think about how it sounds as an outsider. 602 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,360 Floating memories. 603 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,400 The whole experience. 604 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:08,160 It doesn't make sense. 605 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,600 A house filled with musical instruments attacking us. 606 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,200 It sounds crazy. 607 00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:14,640 It's absurd. 608 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,079 It's absurd. 609 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,279 But this is the world we've learned that we exist in. 610 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,360 Don't people need to know? 611 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,640 If they can't understand 612 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,960 because they weren't there to experience though, 613 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,759 it's just going to be like 614 00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:31,200 falling on deaf ears, won't it? 615 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,400 I think it would cause more chaos 616 00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:39,759 knowing about something so hard to understand 617 00:31:40,559 --> 00:31:43,920 than it would bring about curiosity. 618 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,839 I'm curious. 619 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:48,160 Like I kind of want to go back 620 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,079 and figure out why the hell 621 00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:52,480 I can't cast a spell without it backfiring on me. 622 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,519 Then it's our job to make sure that they stay safe. 623 00:31:59,200 --> 00:31:59,759 Exactly. 624 00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:02,160 We took care of one portal. 625 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,120 Maybe we can take care of the others. 626 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,279 I don't know. 627 00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:08,240 Take care of yourselves. 628 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:09,839 Rest up. 629 00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:12,000 We can catch up on this later. 630 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,279 You're going to have to teach me a whole lot more magic. 631 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,640 You're going to have to learn a whole lot more magic. 632 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,000 Way to put that back on me. 633 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,120 Well, we're going to get there together 634 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,240 because I have to learn a whole lot more magic too. 635 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,520 That shit was ridiculous. 636 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,200 It is funny. 637 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,240 I'm excited by it. 638 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,680 It's, you know, using my spells 639 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,760 and having them completely explode in my face, 640 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,120 you know, metaphorically speaking. 641 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,520 Was I speaking in rhymes? 642 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:38,980 Yeah. 643 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,020 Yeah. 644 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,540 Okay. 645 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:43,840 That wasn't on purpose? 646 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,440 No. 647 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,920 I thought it was a weird time to start some poetry. 648 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,560 Yeah, it felt odd. 649 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,880 And I, you know, it's not one of the best things that I do. 650 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,000 But, yeah, okay. 651 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,720 I'm done thinking about that place for now. 652 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:05,220 Yeah. 653 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,880 But I feel great now that I ate. 654 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:13,840 Food is good. 655 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,640 You all split up and return home 656 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,280 and we'll end on Bonwyn who has used... 657 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,519 How are you feeling walking back to Everbane's? 658 00:33:24,559 --> 00:33:26,559 Oh, terrible. 659 00:33:26,559 --> 00:33:30,799 I like basically just forgot about days. 660 00:33:30,799 --> 00:33:34,480 And I mean, you know, in further reflection and therapy, 661 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,119 I'm sure I'll come to realize there was a lot going on. 662 00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:40,319 And I was not the one that created the situation 663 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:41,920 that put us there. 664 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,319 But, you know, he was my friend. 665 00:33:44,319 --> 00:33:50,639 And I just like lost him in this scary, un-understandable place. 666 00:33:50,639 --> 00:33:53,679 So, yeah, feeling pretty bad. 667 00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:56,720 Feeling happy that we got the kids back. 668 00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:03,200 But, yeah, just feeling very guilty, I think. 669 00:34:05,839 --> 00:34:08,159 As you open the door to Everbane's, 670 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:13,519 the familiar warmth from the forge isn't there. 671 00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:19,760 You step in, you see Thane, who's returned. 672 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,320 He's trying to stoke the fire of the forge. 673 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:29,280 Hears you come in, so I went out, 674 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,960 I don't know how long ago, a couple days ago. 675 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,559 I haven't been able to get it back going. 676 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,600 Has anything else been weird here? 677 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,000 I mean, other than us missing? 678 00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:45,760 But here, here at Everbane, has anything been weird? 679 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,679 I mean, no, weird. 680 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,800 I don't think so. 681 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,920 He looks around, I don't know what you mean. 682 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,599 But no, like, I mean, 683 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,320 aside from not being able to get the forge going. 684 00:35:01,679 --> 00:35:02,880 Okay, well, let me try. 685 00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:08,559 You go over to it and inspect it. 686 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,039 There's no, you know this, like, the back of your hand. 687 00:35:13,039 --> 00:35:16,799 There's no physical damage to it or anything around it. 688 00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:21,279 And you go to light it. 689 00:35:23,199 --> 00:35:26,719 Any flame that enters it immediately gets snuffed out. 690 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:29,279 Flint won't spark. 691 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,039 Bellows won't stoke. 692 00:35:32,559 --> 00:35:34,480 The forge refuses to burn. 693 00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:44,079 Dumbgeons and Dragons, Season 4, Episode 26, 694 00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:49,039 starring Amy More as Alydin, Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, 695 00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:51,360 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 696 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,679 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, 697 00:35:53,679 --> 00:35:56,079 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 698 00:35:56,079 --> 00:35:59,840 Dialogue editing and sound design of today's episode is by Russ More. 699 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,320 Our community manager is Jessica Fabiuk. 700 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,159 Music is from Epidemic Sound, 701 00:36:04,159 --> 00:36:07,519 and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound and Boom Library. 702 00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:10,159 Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt. 703 00:36:10,159 --> 00:36:13,759 And we'd like to say a huge thank you to our supporting producers, 704 00:36:13,759 --> 00:36:16,400 including Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Fabiuk, 705 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,480 Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 706 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,559 Angaron Kiersen, Perry Matey, 707 00:36:20,559 --> 00:36:23,039 Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, 708 00:36:23,039 --> 00:36:24,159 and L.A. Branton. 709 00:36:24,159 --> 00:36:26,639 Have you been enjoying your time with Dumbgeons and Dragons? 710 00:36:26,639 --> 00:36:29,039 Well, thank you so much for being here. 711 00:36:29,039 --> 00:36:30,960 If you're looking for more of what you love, 712 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,000 come over to Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast, 713 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,239 where you're going to get a seven-day free trial, 714 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,400 and when you're a patron for at least three months, 715 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,280 we're going to send you some merch based on the tier you're at. 716 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,080 Come on over. 717 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,440 We hope to see you over there. 718 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,760 Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 719 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:46,720 Have a great week. 720 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,840 We'll talk to you soon. 721 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,640 All right, Dase. 722 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,680 I forgot about Dase. 723 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:51,920 Shit. 724 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:52,880 Where the fuck is Dase? 725 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,320 Oh, my God. 726 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,080 Did we leave Dase in the fae? 727 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,600 Absolutely. 728 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,360 What shit happened to Dase? 729 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,400 Did he come with us? 730 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,880 Yes, he had a childhood moment or something, 731 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,160 and then we didn't hear from him. 732 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:04,800 He disappeared. 733 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,920 God, we're going to have to go back for Dase. 734 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,000 Never mind. 735 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,200 I won't say that anymore. 736 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:14,320 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.