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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

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So we're gonna go get some water

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and be right back with Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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It'll start in just a moment.

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The three of you follow the banjo man inside of this house.

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The door creaks open and down at the end of a long hallway,

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you see him standing there with his banjo in hand

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and he plucks his strings and you feel the house shudder.

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The air vibrating with a sickening resonance,

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shadows stretch unnaturally

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and the wallpaper peeling like old skin.

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You hear the sound of a music box playing

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from somewhere within the house.

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It's tuning slowly into something warped and wrong.

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Then they emerge.

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A cello unfolds from a wardrobe,

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its body groaning as its spindly wooden legs

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creak forward, its strings snap and recoil

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like exposed tendons,

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deep bass notes rattling the air with every breath.

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A brass abomination slithers from the dresser,

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its twisting trumpet bells gasping like open mouths,

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golden surface streaked with something darker than rust.

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Violins twitch and lurch on the wall,

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their bow limbs scraping over their own strings,

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pulling out shrill discordant notes

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that burrow behind the eyes.

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Their whispered melodies slither into Alydin's ears,

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coiling around her memories, siphoning them away.

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And then the piano moves,

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a hulking thing with claw-like legs.

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Its lid snaps open and shut like a gnashing maw.

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Keys grind like splintering teeth,

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every note a fractured scream

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that sends reality skipping and stuttering

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like a broken record trying to play.

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Upstairs, we see Alydin's breath shudder

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and her body tremble.

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The room darkens,

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tightens as if the house itself is watching.

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Back downstairs in the doorway before you,

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the banjo man grins and says,

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dance with me, sweet thing.

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Let the music take hold.

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Roll for initiative.

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Oh, okay.

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Cause to the M.

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Cause we're fighting the scary music monster.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast

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and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, he, him.

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Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her.

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This is where the saying comes from,

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always we're too close.

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Carla Maxtad as Bonwyn Everbane, she, her.

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Great, I'm gonna do something really stupid then.

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Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him.

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I'm gonna like draw upon a force

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that I don't know too much about.

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And Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, he, him.

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Haha, screw you, I study daytonal music, bitch.

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We hope to see you over there and now fuck it,

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let's play.

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That's an 11.

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14.

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Wait, do I get to?

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Yeah, we'll roll you in.

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You will be unconscious for the first couple rounds

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at the very least.

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I also got 11.

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Oh my God, guys, I got nine.

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Oh.

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Tom, is it going first?

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Do Kyle and I have to do a roll off?

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Roll off, roll off.

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Oh, that was a seven, got much worse for me.

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That was a nine.

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Okay.

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Okay, now you can read dessert.

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11.

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Do it again.

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Bonwyn, okay, that's all of you.

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You see this.

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This list is gonna be like,

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this is initiative, gross scary piano,

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gross scary jello, banjo man,

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gross trumpets, gross violins,

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then we all get to go. Candelabra.

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Except for Amy.

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I'm snoozing.

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Yeah, a candelabra that's like very sexual

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for some reason.

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Yes.

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The door slams shut behind you

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and the walls shudder.

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Alydin, you're up first.

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I can't sleep.

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Yeah, okay, let's re-describe that

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knowing that you're up first now.

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The door slams shut behind you

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and the walls rumble as the wallpaper falls

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to the ground and these creatures lurch forward

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and down the stairs at you.

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Upstairs, Alydin is laying in her bed

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with the two parental figures

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who have music box faces standing over top of her,

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letting out this low droning note towards her body.

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As we pass through the room,

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we see the music box clicking ever so softly

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on the dresser.

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And we head back down the stairs

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and as all of these different creatures

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are coming down towards you,

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Bizarre, you are up first.

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Russ, quick question, the instruments that are around us,

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I don't imagine you would consider them creatures.

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What did I consider them?

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I did try to write down musical abominations.

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I would call them probably,

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well, I mean, it's the fae,

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so everything's fucking weird.

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But yeah, probably constructs or abominations,

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not fiends, because that would be more devil-y.

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Yeah, yeah, but then, yeah.

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Anyone else in Oliver Twist musical as a kid

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and now has like, consider them?

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Consider the machines constructs?

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No, just me?

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No, yeah.

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Okay, well, sorry for interrupting with that little beauty,

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but that's what's in my head now.

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Look, one other person

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who's been got that reference. No more Cotton-Eyed Joe.

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But now I've got Oliver Twist.

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How far away is the banjo man?

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Interesting question.

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Banjo man is- What is distance?

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Who is the banjo man?

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Perceptively to you, on the other side of this-

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I hate this answer.

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Hallway.

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Dope, dope, dope.

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He appears to be about, how long is a hallway?

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He appears to be about 25 to 30 feet from you.

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Jesus Christ!

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Damn, Elidette's fake parents are rich, hey?

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Right?

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Tell me you were like, you know, middle class.

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Me too, I was picturing,

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like I essentially was picturing your guys' house.

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I was like, nine feet.

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Yeah, that's what I was like, more like that.

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Well, you see, they bought the house back in 1982,

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when things were real good,

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and you're maximizing that dollar per square foot, so.

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Oh my God.

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Oh, dang.

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I like that.

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So, we have the hallway.

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Is there anything else, like what else?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So, you are standing in the front entry,

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like tiled front entry, door right behind you,

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a couple of transom windows.

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Off to the left, there is a living room area.

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You can take a quick glance in there,

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as all of this is at first initially happening.

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This is where the piano is coming out of.

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Behind the piano, there's a fireplace

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that looks like it has a low fire still burning in it.

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There's a sofa, and there is another egress

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out of that room, which, from what you can tell,

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may be a kitchen area.

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Down past a lot of the creatures

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that are coming at you down the hallway,

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you see there's a set of stairs that goes up upstairs.

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Weird.

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And then it looks like there are,

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from what you can see, two other doors

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down closer to where the banjo man appears to be.

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Aren't all stairs going upstairs?

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Unless you're upstairs already,

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and then they're going downstairs.

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But then that doesn't mean they don't go upstairs.

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If you're standing upstairs, your stairs cannot go up.

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I think we're slipping into

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another philosophical conversation,

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and I feel like whenever this happens,

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it becomes somehow very crushing for me,

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and I make some huge realization about the world.

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So let's just, can we just skip past this one?

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All good news is also bad news.

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Exactly, I don't want to go through that again.

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No good deed is actually a good deed,

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it's all selfish.

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Exactly, so the stairs go up and down, please?

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Please, guys?

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Yeah, the stairs go up and down.

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Unless you're upstairs, you can't go up the stairs.

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Russ, stop.

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I'm going to start by using my full movement

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to move up to him.

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How close does he get?

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Can you give him a little kiss?

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But, apologies if I didn't describe it well enough,

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between you and him are the trumpets and the violins

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coming at you.

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That's all happening in a narrow hallway.

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In a narrow hallway.

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I'm sorry, I'm trying to do just a quick sketch here.

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I pictured it right for once.

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Usually I'm way off.

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I can work with that,

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so I'm going to run towards the instruments

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that are there, and right as I get close to them,

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I'm in a bonus action, misty step,

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the rest of the way towards.

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Fuck yes, you will.

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It's so exciting every time Kyle can do stuff.

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Thanks, Bazaard.

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Coming in clutch every time.

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Absolutely.

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You want to misty step, yeah?

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Uh huh, yeah, it's teleportation.

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Kyle knows this could get fucky,

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but Bazaard does not.

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Bazaard doesn't know.

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Way to keep that knowledge from your character.

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I like making real choices for them.

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Yeah.

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Like this is what they do.

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Yeah, I'm nervous about every magic thing

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that I do right now,

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because God knows what the fuck is going on.

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For reasons.

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But it hasn't been taking as much of a toll on you.

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You're in the fae, right?

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It's true, it's true.

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Is that actually true,

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or is that Kyle forgetting to give flavor to his spells?

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No, I feel like Russ didn't.

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I thought Russ explicitly said that that was the case.

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I think we said in one of the first couple things,

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where yeah, it doesn't appear,

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you're still feeling like a pull,

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but it definitely doesn't feel like the same

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as what you are used to.

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Bazaard's gonna become a medical tourist to the fae.

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Yeah.

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Just dip in, refresh every so often.

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Get his top up and.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Bathe in the waters of Minnetonka.

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Okay.

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Yeah, you cast Misty Step.

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Roll a D20 for me, please.

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That would be a three.

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Oh, it's definitely gonna be good then.

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Comes in threes.

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You run forward, cast Misty Step.

269
00:11:20,919 --> 00:11:22,719
When, what does it look like

270
00:11:22,719 --> 00:11:25,199
when you normally cast Misty Step?

271
00:11:25,199 --> 00:11:26,679
When I normally cast Misty Step,

272
00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:28,319
there's an after image of myself

273
00:11:28,319 --> 00:11:31,559
that just kind of like settles to the floor like mist,

274
00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:35,719
and then I reappear, just a slightly damp boy.

275
00:11:37,399 --> 00:11:39,240
Just a little sweaty for some reason.

276
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,079
Cause that's like a misted portal?

277
00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:42,519
I ran out to the car and it was a little rainy,

278
00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:44,319
but I was back really quick.

279
00:11:44,319 --> 00:11:45,159
I like that.

280
00:11:45,159 --> 00:11:47,120
You step through the plain of water.

281
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:47,959
The water on the plain.

282
00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:49,799
Oh, you're going through the cool zone.

283
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,320
Yes, like the mist tent at the Dirty Festival.

284
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,360
I love this for you.

285
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,120
You're gonna be so refreshed.

286
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,520
So refreshed.

287
00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:01,520
So ahead of you, everybody else sees that Bizarre disappears

288
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,240
and there's the usual mist,

289
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,400
but then reappearing down at the end of the hall,

290
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,240
Bizarre, you reappear where you wanted to,

291
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,760
but you find yourself wrapped in thorny vines

292
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,760
that are piercing into your skin.

293
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,880
Oh, that sucks.

294
00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,480
Yeah, it's not great.

295
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:25,000
And you are going to take three piercing damage.

296
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,840
Okay.

297
00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:28,600
That was my bonus action.

298
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,399
So am I restrained?

299
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,200
Do I need to free myself?

300
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:36,279
Yes, you are considered restrained.

301
00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:40,240
Cool, I would like to do a dexterity based slip

302
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,360
out of my restraints as best I can.

303
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,200
Yeah, you bet.

304
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,720
That's a 14.

305
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,560
It succeeds.

306
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,639
How do you maneuver your way out of this?

307
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,040
Well, you know, like school taught me

308
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,240
to wear multiple cloaks on some occasions,

309
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,440
and I think this might've been one going into the face.

310
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,000
So the top cloak is caught up in the thorns,

311
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000
so I can just kind of slip out of that.

312
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,360
This is where the saying comes from,

313
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,879
always wear two cloaks.

314
00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:13,560
Always wear two cloaks.

315
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,399
Exactly.

316
00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:18,919
Now that nice cross-stitch sampler

317
00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:21,600
that Bazaard's mom made him that he has hung in the store

318
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,879
makes a lot of sense.

319
00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:24,240
Now we all get it, right?

320
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,799
Like always wear two cloaks, now I understand.

321
00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:27,799
Now we know why.

322
00:13:27,799 --> 00:13:29,039
It's gonna become a thing.

323
00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,000
Perfect.

324
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,360
In front of you though,

325
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,919
you look to where the banjo man was,

326
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:37,720
and the hallway has extended another 30 feet.

327
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,360
Calder, you son of a bitch.

328
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,639
He plays a little ditty on his banjo

329
00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:44,199
and just kind of chuckles at you

330
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,440
as he paces back and forth,

331
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,640
and then turns and starts walking down the hallway,

332
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:54,240
which is like unfurling itself before him now.

333
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,240
Bonwyn.

334
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,400
We remind me,

335
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,560
we don't know that Alydin is in this house.

336
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,800
We kind of think she might be,

337
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,480
but we have seen no proof of that, correct?

338
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,560
No, you have not.

339
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,240
Great, I'm gonna do something really stupid then.

340
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,080
Cool.

341
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:11,040
Because you said there's like a sort of parlor

342
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:13,719
off the hallway.

343
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:14,559
Yes.

344
00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,959
Yeah, there's like a living room area couch,

345
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,639
fireplace, and that's where the piano is.

346
00:14:19,639 --> 00:14:20,480
And that's where the piano is?

347
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,319
The piano's coming out of, yeah.

348
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,159
Great.

349
00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:23,480
Can I, hmm.

350
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,120
I would like to get to the fireplace.

351
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:30,079
Am I able to like do some kind of cool dodge

352
00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:32,559
around the piano, or?

353
00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:36,240
Well, you could disengage, which would.

354
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,799
I do have a cunning action that is a bonus action

355
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:45,200
that allows me to dash, disengage, or hide.

356
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,480
So could I do that?

357
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,520
You absolutely can.

358
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,360
So yeah, bonus action.

359
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,560
But then is it gonna eat me?

360
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,720
Well, if you disengage,

361
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,280
you remove the chance for opportunity attacks.

362
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,120
Oh, okay.

363
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,720
That would make more sense to call that

364
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,560
a cunning attack than be like,

365
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,600
oh, you're so cunning, you get eaten.

366
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,440
Yeah.

367
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,880
Okay, so I'm gonna use my bonus action

368
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,840
to disengage, and I'm going to get to the fire.

369
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,320
And then I'm gonna try and burn this fucking house down.

370
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,160
Okay.

371
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,000
Do it.

372
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:13,840
Burn the house down.

373
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,800
Because I don't know Alydin's in here.

374
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,800
My friends are here,

375
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,600
and it appears to be a wooden house

376
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,120
with a lot of wooden instruments that are all crazy,

377
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,320
but I don't know how crazy things work.

378
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,200
I know how fire works.

379
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,560
Everything burns.

380
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,399
Hey, y'all, what?

381
00:15:27,399 --> 00:15:28,240
Everything burns.

382
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,080
If I know anything.

383
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:29,920
Why don't we go to fire?

384
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:30,759
It's real dark.

385
00:15:30,759 --> 00:15:31,600
Yeah.

386
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,440
Everything burns.

387
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,000
So I'm going to assume that I probably

388
00:15:36,159 --> 00:15:39,759
have some things on me that are flammable.

389
00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:42,000
In fact, I'm sure in my inventory,

390
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,720
like explorers pack or whatever,

391
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,240
I have like- It's gotta be flint or something.

392
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,279
Yeah, I definitely,

393
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,159
well, I would definitely have- Molotov cocktail.

394
00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:49,399
Flint.

395
00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:51,919
But I would also have- Butane torch.

396
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,440
Flamethrower, you know, just like normal stuff.

397
00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:57,600
So I'm gonna maybe,

398
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,399
I probably have like a torch or something.

399
00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:01,080
I'm gonna light that in the fire

400
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,679
and just start trying to, like,

401
00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:04,639
the couch, the curtains.

402
00:16:04,639 --> 00:16:07,600
Is anything a non-natural fiber

403
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,519
that's just gonna go whoosh?

404
00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:10,360
That's what I'm hoping for.

405
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,199
Where's all the polyester?

406
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:12,159
That's what we need. Exactly.

407
00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:13,879
I'm looking for some foam cushions

408
00:16:13,879 --> 00:16:16,639
that are really dangerous to have in your home.

409
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:20,840
Yeah, so you zip over to the fireplace

410
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,960
and now you are just trying to, like,

411
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,639
not necessarily the piano or anything like that,

412
00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,039
but like the surroundings.

413
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,840
The whole fucking place.

414
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,679
Burn it down.

415
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:31,399
Yeah, like- To the ground.

416
00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:32,639
Yeah.

417
00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:33,759
I hate it.

418
00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:34,799
I hate this house.

419
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,360
Yeah, absolutely.

420
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:42,039
So you light that, you go over to the couch,

421
00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:43,600
you hold it there for just a second,

422
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,399
and yeah, it begins to smolder

423
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,919
and flames start on it.

424
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,720
Yeah, curtains, there's probably wooden furniture,

425
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,960
like just anything I can like start to try and get.

426
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,039
And in fact, hmm,

427
00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:57,319
if there's like a coal scuttle or something

428
00:16:57,319 --> 00:16:59,960
that I can like get some of the hot fire

429
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,240
out of the fireplace onto the floor,

430
00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:04,200
like anything.

431
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,039
Yeah, absolutely.

432
00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:06,400
I don't wanna be trapped in here, I hate it.

433
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,839
Hold on, sorry.

434
00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,240
This is what I'm picturing.

435
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:15,039
Group of adventurers, some quotation marks.

436
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:15,880
Yeah.

437
00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:20,120
Bus into this house with a really long hallway.

438
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,240
Lots of monsters, too.

439
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:26,240
The furniture freaks out, comes to life.

440
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,079
Yeah, that's why I wanna light it on fire.

441
00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:29,920
Just in case.

442
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,240
The whole couch comes alive, too.

443
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,640
But I'm imagining them being like home invaders.

444
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,480
And then all of a sudden, one disappears in front of them

445
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,559
and the other one just randomly starts just

446
00:17:41,559 --> 00:17:43,400
lighting shit on fire.

447
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,880
These people are unhinged, oh my God.

448
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,359
So getting back to your description,

449
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:52,000
we're only three turns into this first one.

450
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,559
Yeah, we're very chatty today.

451
00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:55,880
We are.

452
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,359
We may not wrap this adventure

453
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:58,200
if this is the way we keep going.

454
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,039
I know, but we're having so much fun.

455
00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:00,120
We're having a great time.

456
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,760
You have to find alternative needs

457
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:02,960
when you're a level two character.

458
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,960
I can't do anything.

459
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,800
I love this.

460
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,440
I'm missing more than 50% of my hit points.

461
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,720
Exactly, like none of us have a healing kit.

462
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,160
We can't do anything.

463
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,920
All we can do is like, I don't know.

464
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,640
I can handle the heat, can they?

465
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:21,040
Couch lights, curtains light.

466
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:26,040
Make a perception check, please.

467
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,600
Eight.

468
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,840
Love it.

469
00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:31,519
You're going lighting.

470
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:33,559
Smoke is beginning to fill the room

471
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,319
with like a mashing chord.

472
00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:41,919
The piano now is tottering back and forth

473
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,759
and trying to turn towards you.

474
00:18:43,759 --> 00:18:45,480
I'm gonna drop to my knees

475
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,879
so that I can avoid the smoke.

476
00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,799
Because I also took fire safety as a child

477
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:54,039
and went through a tiny house filled with smoke alone.

478
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,879
Yeah, so I don't wanna get smoked out

479
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,320
and maybe I can like sneak away from the piano again

480
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,240
if it's getting smoky in here, you know?

481
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,600
All right, all right.

482
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,440
That's my plan.

483
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,920
I do not want to engage with the giant mashing maw

484
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,200
of the piano.

485
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,080
Well, you know, to each their own.

486
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,840
Kavlaran, it's your turn.

487
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,760
All right, so the furniture's freaked out

488
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,120
and it started coming alive.

489
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,360
There's now fire spreading everywhere.

490
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,040
Yeah, off to your left, that room in particular.

491
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,280
You saw me run in and just start lighting shit on fire.

492
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,039
Great, great, great, yeah, okay.

493
00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:30,879
Yeah, fuck, I don't know.

494
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,559
I'm gonna kind of take stock of my situation

495
00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:37,879
and my current health issues.

496
00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:42,440
And I'm gonna like draw upon a force

497
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,039
that I don't know too much about

498
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:46,599
to attempt to heal myself.

499
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,559
All right.

500
00:19:48,559 --> 00:19:49,879
This is when we start praying.

501
00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:54,000
Yes, yes to God, something, anything, where are we?

502
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,200
Christ and Jim Bob.

503
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,559
The nice thing about Cure Wounds

504
00:19:57,559 --> 00:20:00,240
is you don't need to like roll to pass it.

505
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,279
No, you just do, yeah.

506
00:20:02,279 --> 00:20:04,680
Yeah, which is real good.

507
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,440
All right, D8, here we go.

508
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,279
That's a four and two,

509
00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:11,360
so that's six hit points that are coming back my way.

510
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,440
Describe what it looks like as Kavlaran does this,

511
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,720
because this is like the first, I'm assuming,

512
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,600
the first time for Kavlaran to actually

513
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,920
probably need this,

514
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,960
but to be able to actually call on it.

515
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,079
Yeah, because he doesn't really know like what,

516
00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:27,840
but he knows that they're in a world of trouble

517
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,559
and like he needs to bring his A game

518
00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:31,799
to like help everybody out.

519
00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:35,160
So he finds this like inner light, I guess,

520
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,079
to draw on and like a little bit,

521
00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:39,559
like a little bit of a shimmer for a half sec

522
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:43,200
as he like gets those hit points back.

523
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,039
I imagined a whole Sailor Moon experience.

524
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:46,880
I went there.

525
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,880
I hope I'm alive.

526
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,720
Not I.

527
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,040
Specifically when they like,

528
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,520
where she's not naked

529
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,800
and it wraps her up like bodice style,

530
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,120
that's what I was picturing for.

531
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:00,960
Okay, I love it.

532
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,920
I love that.

533
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,760
That's amazing.

534
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,600
Yeah.

535
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,200
Sailor Moon, just kidding.

536
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,480
Perfect, I love that.

537
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,960
And is that as an action or a bonus?

538
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,800
That's probably an action.

539
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,040
That is his action because it's a full spell, okay?

540
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,840
And in the meantime, I will also like

541
00:21:17,799 --> 00:21:20,879
make sure my Warhammer and Shield are like up and out

542
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:22,199
at the end of my turn.

543
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,039
Got it.

544
00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:25,959
You gonna move away from that firearm setting?

545
00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:30,279
I mean, I don't really have anywhere to go.

546
00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:32,000
I don't think it's gonna be a lot better.

547
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,839
That's a great point.

548
00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:34,000
That's a great point.

549
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,879
Unless I missed like a secret panic room,

550
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,399
I can chill out.

551
00:21:38,399 --> 00:21:39,279
Not that I described.

552
00:21:39,279 --> 00:21:40,559
So you gotta go investigating

553
00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:42,439
if you wanna try and find one.

554
00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:43,720
I'm gonna roll for panic room.

555
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,039
Yeah.

556
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:47,119
As a matter of fact, the door slides open

557
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:48,480
and Jodie Foster's in there.

558
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,319
What?

559
00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:52,119
Any room can be a panic room

560
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,000
if you just give me one fucking second.

561
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,839
Right?

562
00:21:54,839 --> 00:21:56,680
I will make it so.

563
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,240
Oh my God, that's my life motto.

564
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,559
You do this, light comes out

565
00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:07,639
and you heal yourself for six points,

566
00:22:07,639 --> 00:22:10,480
which hopefully gets you closer back to where-

567
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,480
Almost there.

568
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,879
Almost, baby.

569
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,360
Coming down the hallway,

570
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:20,360
these twisted trumpet tuba monstrosities

571
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,000
let out this swell and burst from their mouthpieces

572
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,520
in a 30 foot cone,

573
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,960
which everybody has left Kavlaran.

574
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,120
So Kavlaran, please,

575
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,640
please make me a constitution saving throw.

576
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,480
Oh, you should be-

577
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,280
Oh, it's probably extra good

578
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,320
that I did that.

579
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:45,240
There's still some of that like shimmer on there, right?

580
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,079
Yeah, right.

581
00:22:46,079 --> 00:22:48,480
It's like little like imperviousness

582
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,720
coming with it for a sec there.

583
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:55,079
All right, that's a 13 plus two, so 15.

584
00:22:55,079 --> 00:23:00,079
Oh, you feel this ear splitting compression

585
00:23:01,639 --> 00:23:03,079
come and hit you.

586
00:23:03,079 --> 00:23:06,079
And because you've braced yourself,

587
00:23:06,079 --> 00:23:07,879
you feel it like hit,

588
00:23:07,879 --> 00:23:09,679
you move backwards a little bit,

589
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,720
but definitely not what you could have.

590
00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:17,559
On a success, you're gonna take half damage though.

591
00:23:17,559 --> 00:23:22,559
So you are gonna take a little bit of force damage.

592
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:25,399
It's three.

593
00:23:25,399 --> 00:23:26,720
Oh, okay. Force damage.

594
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,159
Which means he rolled his X.

595
00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:29,599
Thunder damage rather, sorry.

596
00:23:29,599 --> 00:23:30,439
Yep.

597
00:23:30,439 --> 00:23:31,960
If that makes a difference.

598
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,799
I mean, it might.

599
00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:34,879
Let me just look at my features and traits real quick.

600
00:23:34,879 --> 00:23:36,240
Yeah, true.

601
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,079
Hasn't come up before.

602
00:23:37,079 --> 00:23:38,559
Wait, I am the thunder god.

603
00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:39,399
I can do this.

604
00:23:39,399 --> 00:23:40,919
Guys, turns out I'm Thor.

605
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:41,759
Yeah.

606
00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:43,279
I'm totally fine.

607
00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:44,559
If anything, it heals me.

608
00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:48,720
Behind you, Bizarre, the violins scrape off the walls

609
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:53,720
and their strings emit this unsettling atonal melody

610
00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:56,799
that slips into your mind.

611
00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:59,799
Make an intelligence saving throw.

612
00:23:59,799 --> 00:24:01,160
Oh, buddy.

613
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,000
That's 21.

614
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,359
Okay.

615
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,839
You feel this melody resonating into your mind

616
00:24:06,839 --> 00:24:09,839
and trying to like take hold of you.

617
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:11,480
You shake it off and you turn

618
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,720
and you see three of these violins

619
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,759
like bearing down towards you.

620
00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:16,640
Ha ha, screw you.

621
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,680
I study daytonal music, bitch.

622
00:24:20,839 --> 00:24:24,519
In the living room, the piano,

623
00:24:24,519 --> 00:24:26,799
it lets out this thunderous chord

624
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:31,079
and all around you, 40 feet.

625
00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:34,559
So that's gonna be Bonwyn and Kavlaran.

626
00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:37,799
Roll a D6, please.

627
00:24:37,799 --> 00:24:38,640
Yidoki?

628
00:24:39,599 --> 00:24:41,160
I don't know if I want it high or low.

629
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,680
I know, I got a one.

630
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,519
I also got a one.

631
00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:44,360
Okay.

632
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,160
Whatever happens, you guys are together.

633
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,000
We're together.

634
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,200
Okay, roll one more D6, please.

635
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,040
Oh, boy.

636
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,360
Four.

637
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,200
That's a six.

638
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,600
As this thunderous chord rings out,

639
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,120
reality around you begins to fracture

640
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,200
and you see the walls tear away

641
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,160
and as you, Bonwyn,

642
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,759
are going to light something else on fire and Kav,

643
00:25:06,759 --> 00:25:08,960
you're just trying to hold your ground

644
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,120
against this blast that's come forward for you.

645
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:15,640
You feel like the ground leave beneath your feet

646
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,759
and it's like you're falling through this space

647
00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:20,200
and then suddenly you're in another part of the house.

648
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,519
You still hear all the chaos happening.

649
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:25,519
Kavlaran, you are up at the top of the stairs.

650
00:25:25,519 --> 00:25:26,440
You can look down.

651
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,039
You see the violins climbing off the walls

652
00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:31,640
and moving towards Bizaard from your vantage point.

653
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,400
Bonwyn, you find yourself in the kitchen,

654
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,920
which is, for all intents and purposes,

655
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,600
very quiet at this point.

656
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,759
Nobody's in there right now.

657
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:45,640
So you've moved over a room

658
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,759
and then there's still one more.

659
00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:49,160
God.

660
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,280
I know, we're gonna die, Russ.

661
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,720
Who put so many bad guys in this?

662
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,840
So many bad guys.

663
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,200
Where is the cello?

664
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,680
The cello, I forgot to place the cello.

665
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,960
We'll put him in the hallway.

666
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,920
Cello's in the kitchen.

667
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,000
What, Russ?

668
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,240
You want to fight the cello now?

669
00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:08,920
No!

670
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,880
You know, cello's in the kitchen.

671
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,680
Cello's gotta move.

672
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,400
Cello doesn't move very far, though.

673
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,480
So it's gonna come to one of the open doors

674
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,319
of the kitchen.

675
00:26:19,319 --> 00:26:23,640
You see it, you hear it slumbering hops.

676
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,559
I was gonna say, how is it moving?

677
00:26:25,559 --> 00:26:27,279
Yeah, how's it ambulating?

678
00:26:27,279 --> 00:26:30,000
It's got like a wide base.

679
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,839
Wheelie shoes?

680
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:31,680
Does it have wheelie shoes?

681
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,319
It doesn't have, oh, it should have wheelie shoes.

682
00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:36,920
Yeah, it just kind of skids real cool guy-like.

683
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,560
And he's got a backwards hat.

684
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,560
And says, I'm gonna fuck you up on my next turn,

685
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,680
is what it says.

686
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,640
What's up, fellow you?

687
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,600
I want to be an upright base.

688
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,560
Welcome to the middle, everybody!

689
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,200
Hey there, honey.

690
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,680
Amy started a yawn train,

691
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,240
like, immediately before we pressed record.

692
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,440
Yeah, but then I got it together,

693
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,600
and now it's everybody else's problem.

694
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,680
That's why I immediately announced it was your fault.

695
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,240
I thought we were through it,

696
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,840
but then everybody else started.

697
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,480
I was like, three, two, and I was like, after yawn.

698
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,640
It's happening.

699
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,640
Anyway, we're all wide awake and excited to talk to you.

700
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,480
Absolutely.

701
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,320
Yeah, we're adults,

702
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,640
and we can stay up past nine o'clock.

703
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,480
Yes, we can.

704
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,320
Sometimes.

705
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,160
We're doing it right now.

706
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,240
We're doing it right now.

707
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,320
Always about me, it's only eight o'clock.

708
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,960
We might be able to stay on task

709
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,120
and talk about the thing that is exciting us.

710
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:29,960
Yes.

711
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,920
Like what, what are you excited about, Kyle?

712
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,160
Well, some Patreon stuff

713
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,080
that I think Russ knows a lot more about.

714
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:35,920
Oh, okay.

715
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:36,800
I think.

716
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,640
Wow.

717
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,480
That was good stuff.

718
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,320
Beautifully done.

719
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,160
I appreciate that.

720
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,000
That was good.

721
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,560
Usually we just go silent until he just picks it up.

722
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,320
Anybody spiked it right on Russ's face?

723
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,800
Hey, when you sign up for Patreon this month,

724
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,080
we have a great thing going on

725
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,279
where you will save 25% off either your first month

726
00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:56,600
if you want to sign up monthly,

727
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,560
or your first full year.

728
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,759
Whoa, 25% is huge.

729
00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:01,800
Between those two choices,

730
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,640
why would you choose the month?

731
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,360
Three months free.

732
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,080
That's such a good deal.

733
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,640
That was a huge deal.

734
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,320
So you can check that out when you sign up today

735
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,520
at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

736
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,440
25% off the first month or the first year.

737
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,880
When you sign up from now until April 30th

738
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,160
and then that offer disappears.

739
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,000
Oh no.

740
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,480
It's like it's just around for my birthday month.

741
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,320
Yeah, it is.

742
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,840
It's the Amy's birthday special.

743
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,280
Yeah.

744
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,280
So give Amy a birthday gift by buying a year

745
00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:34,639
and getting 25% off.

746
00:28:34,639 --> 00:28:35,920
What you doing?

747
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,639
Don't you think Amy deserves a gift?

748
00:28:37,639 --> 00:28:40,839
I don't get any of like kickback

749
00:28:40,839 --> 00:28:44,519
from that specifically in terms of that deal.

750
00:28:44,519 --> 00:28:47,000
But if you were to join on my birthday month,

751
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,480
like boy, would I be very excited.

752
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,319
And guaranteed May 1st,

753
00:28:51,319 --> 00:28:52,559
she's gonna come and be like,

754
00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:53,720
how many people signed up?

755
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,559
Where's my money?

756
00:28:54,559 --> 00:28:56,079
I need names.

757
00:28:56,079 --> 00:28:57,200
No, no kickback.

758
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,039
I need names.

759
00:28:58,039 --> 00:28:58,879
I want names.

760
00:28:58,879 --> 00:29:01,039
That's a nice set of shins you got there.

761
00:29:01,079 --> 00:29:04,119
It's gonna be terrible if something happened to it.

762
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,559
And when you are a patron,

763
00:29:05,559 --> 00:29:07,799
you also get an episode dedicated to you.

764
00:29:07,799 --> 00:29:09,399
Like today's patron.

765
00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:11,319
Let Russ take that into his own hands.

766
00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:12,879
Craig Zeiss.

767
00:29:12,879 --> 00:29:13,720
Thanks, Craig.

768
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,559
Craig.

769
00:29:14,559 --> 00:29:16,000
Thank you so much.

770
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,359
So glad to have you, Craig.

771
00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:18,720
You've been with us for so long.

772
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,559
Zeiss.

773
00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:20,379
I like that.

774
00:29:20,379 --> 00:29:21,220
It's good.

775
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,039
I also like, what do you guys think?

776
00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:25,119
Craig or Greg?

777
00:29:25,119 --> 00:29:27,159
Craig always seems a little bit cooler to me.

778
00:29:27,159 --> 00:29:28,599
No offense, Greggs.

779
00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:29,440
Yeah.

780
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,319
Well, I mean like, you know,

781
00:29:30,879 --> 00:29:33,879
is it just Craig or is it like Craigery?

782
00:29:33,879 --> 00:29:34,720
Oh, I hope it's Craigery.

783
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,539
I was just thinking that.

784
00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:39,439
What if your name was Craig Gregg Zeiss?

785
00:29:39,439 --> 00:29:42,159
Oh, then that would be incredible.

786
00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:45,079
Also your parents are hilarious.

787
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,519
Could be any of those things.

788
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,359
It could be.

789
00:29:48,359 --> 00:29:50,399
Or it could just be Craig Zeiss.

790
00:29:50,399 --> 00:29:53,319
You could be like Craig or Gregg

791
00:29:53,319 --> 00:29:56,079
and sign up at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

792
00:29:56,079 --> 00:29:59,559
right now and save 25% off your first month or year.

793
00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,639
So hope to see you over there.

794
00:30:01,639 --> 00:30:02,480
Yeah.

795
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,299
Do it.

796
00:30:03,299 --> 00:30:05,639
Okay, get you back to the episode now.

797
00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:07,000
You don't need to be sad about it.

798
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,839
Yeah, no, that's exactly the episode now.

799
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:10,119
Well, now we don't get to specifically talk

800
00:30:10,119 --> 00:30:11,599
to our listener right now.

801
00:30:11,599 --> 00:30:13,519
Are you sad because you don't get to tell him anymore

802
00:30:13,519 --> 00:30:15,399
about the sweet deal of 25% off

803
00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:17,240
either in one or three years?

804
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,519
Three times, that's what they say about ad copy.

805
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:21,000
You gotta mention it three times

806
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,839
comes in threes, gotcha.

807
00:30:21,839 --> 00:30:23,720
Comes in threes, gotcha, yeah, yeah.

808
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,559
Well.

809
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:26,839
So thank you, Kyle, for bringing that home.

810
00:30:26,839 --> 00:30:28,639
And we'll talk to y'all next week.

811
00:30:28,639 --> 00:30:29,480
Love you, bye.

812
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,279
Bye.

813
00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:37,319
Alydin, make an intelligence saving throw, please.

814
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,799
Okay.

815
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,319
That's an 18.

816
00:30:42,319 --> 00:30:43,160
18.

817
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,720
I got a plus four intelligence, so smart.

818
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,559
That's right.

819
00:30:46,559 --> 00:30:47,380
Hell yeah.

820
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:50,160
You awaken from this slumber that you are in

821
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:54,079
and your eyes slowly open through like your eye,

822
00:30:54,079 --> 00:30:57,799
your eyelashes, you see these two figures

823
00:30:57,799 --> 00:31:01,399
bearing down at the end of your bed on top of you.

824
00:31:01,399 --> 00:31:05,119
They, I mean, you're, I'm gonna assume

825
00:31:05,119 --> 00:31:07,440
you're gonna play it a little cool and not just shoot up,

826
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,879
but like they haven't noticed you're awake yet.

827
00:31:10,879 --> 00:31:12,799
So what do you wanna do?

828
00:31:14,359 --> 00:31:17,839
You are lying prone in the bed.

829
00:31:22,919 --> 00:31:25,119
I close my eyes and I wait for my friends to come.

830
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:25,960
I know.

831
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,559
No.

832
00:31:27,559 --> 00:31:29,400
Save me, please.

833
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,240
Kinda, I'm like, do I?

834
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,840
I hush like a little baby and I don't say a word.

835
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,240
Yeah, I don't know.

836
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,160
I don't know if it would be better to play it cool

837
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,279
or if it would take them by surprise

838
00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:42,440
if I shot up and just started swaying.

839
00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:46,120
I mean, maybe, cause you don't know we're downstairs.

840
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,000
You're probably just hearing all this like chaos.

841
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,640
I do hear a lot of noise.

842
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,840
Yeah, this is new for this house, obviously.

843
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,680
Yeah.

844
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,000
It's been very quiet except for the music box playing,

845
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,759
like a ticking clock kind of thing, but, and footsteps.

846
00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:04,600
But yeah, no, like it sounds like there is a battle

847
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,400
going on downstairs.

848
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:11,400
Well, I think that, yeah, okay.

849
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,640
Alydin kind of like comes to and

850
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,840
becomes aware of this ruckus happening.

851
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,640
And I mean, she pretty much thought

852
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:29,120
that she was like dying or dead.

853
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,960
And now she's not, and she's not gonna let them

854
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,360
take another opportunity to, cause this is what,

855
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:40,000
the second time she's woken up in this place,

856
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,039
second or third, I don't know.

857
00:32:42,039 --> 00:32:45,600
But I think she's gonna come out of it swinging.

858
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,880
She's gonna try to take them by surprise

859
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,360
and like, just, I don't know, fucking fist first

860
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,800
or like, is one leaning over me?

861
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,560
Can I like headbutt it?

862
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,400
I don't know.

863
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,720
They're at the foot of your bed.

864
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,560
Oh, fuck them.

865
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,880
Yeah, I know.

866
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,480
I did, I was clear and said it twice though.

867
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,480
You did, but that doesn't matter to my ears.

868
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,320
I know.

869
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:08,800
Okay, now hold on.

870
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,760
Now I am, I did forget that piece of information.

871
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,800
There's no way that she can spring up

872
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,400
and not immediately get caught by two adult size people

873
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,080
at the foot of her bed.

874
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,720
Ah, fuck, can you come back to me?

875
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,400
Do you wanna hold your action?

876
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,240
Yeah.

877
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,280
For the sound of something heroic happening outside?

878
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,040
Like what's happening right now?

879
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,240
Well, you don't know when it's heroic.

880
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,120
It just sounds like chaos right now.

881
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,720
It's like that scene in community

882
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,000
where they just go around lighting

883
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,520
the whole apartment on fire.

884
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,080
Uh-huh, pizza boxes turning around.

885
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,920
Yep, it's all that.

886
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,880
Oh god, it is the darkest timeline.

887
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,720
Okay.

888
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,920
Yeah, I'm gonna hold my action

889
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,320
because I'm trying to think about

890
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,559
whether or not it would be best to jump up

891
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:56,159
and make noise to try to alert.

892
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,759
That is what she would do.

893
00:33:57,759 --> 00:33:58,599
Okay.

894
00:34:00,599 --> 00:34:02,279
You got this.

895
00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:03,359
Did you wanna hold your action

896
00:34:03,359 --> 00:34:05,559
or do you wanna do the thing?

897
00:34:05,559 --> 00:34:10,559
Yes, so with all this very high intelligence

898
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,199
and quick thinking she's got going on,

899
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:14,279
she knows that she can't physically overpower them

900
00:34:14,279 --> 00:34:16,719
and touching shit has gotten her unconscious.

901
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:21,760
So she decides to, without even opening her eyes,

902
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,480
just start screaming.

903
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,560
Okay.

904
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,440
Just start screaming, help.

905
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,280
Okay.

906
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,240
Yeah, yeah.

907
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:33,480
Great.

908
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,720
I'll scream for you later if you need me to.

909
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,640
That's it.

910
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,840
Yeah, no, that's fine.

911
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,680
Um, help, I'm being raped.

912
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,040
You put it in your pants, Amy.

913
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,720
Jesus, sore you guys.

914
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,080
Who's even wearing pants?

915
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,079
God.

916
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,960
Okay, you yell help.

917
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:54,920
I do.

918
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,000
Just roll a D20 for me.

919
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,840
Make a loud roll.

920
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:57,840
Make a loud roll.

921
00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:00,440
That's a seven.

922
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,279
Okay.

923
00:35:01,279 --> 00:35:03,239
This is the quietest seven I've ever heard.

924
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:04,840
Seven, seven.

925
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,679
Seven, seven.

926
00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:11,400
This is a weirdly sexually charged episode

927
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,199
we have going on here.

928
00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:15,480
Well, in no way is it connected

929
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,159
to what's happening.

930
00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:20,320
Not everybody hears this, but Kavlarin,

931
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,360
you are at the top of the stairs.

932
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,559
You're maybe taking a step to move back down

933
00:35:25,559 --> 00:35:29,400
and behind you, in one of the closed doors,

934
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:34,159
there's one, two, three closed doors that you see.

935
00:35:35,039 --> 00:35:38,119
You hear Alydin call for help.

936
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,039
It's not your turn yet,

937
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,880
but you have that information now.

938
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:43,719
Okay.

939
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,280
And only you.

940
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,280
Back downstairs, Bizard, you were facing,

941
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:53,560
you had turned around for Violin, yeah?

942
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,160
Yeah, you said I looked back at him.

943
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,120
Yeah, so yeah, you're facing back

944
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,560
towards the front door.

945
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:03,240
You see Kavlarin disappear upstairs.

946
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,040
You couldn't have seen Bonwyn

947
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,720
from where you were at that time.

948
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,960
But yeah, you have three of these Violin creatures,

949
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,280
and then you look back,

950
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,880
and the banjo man's still getting darker,

951
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,840
walking further down this hallway.

952
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,760
Before you tell me what you want to do,

953
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,720
make a perception roll for me.

954
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,840
You got it.

955
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,320
That's a 16.

956
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,080
Up at the front door, there's a little bench,

957
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:35,080
and on the bench is just a cardigan or a sweater

958
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,080
that's just been laid there.

959
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,200
But there's a glint of metal underneath that

960
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,520
catches your eye.

961
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:47,440
It, from what you can tell, how,

962
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,400
you went to the School of Magic, Fighting and Dance,

963
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,280
so there's like some musicality that Bizard probably has.

964
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,120
Yeah.

965
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,200
Yeah.

966
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:58,960
It looks like two ends of a tuning fork.

967
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,800
And how far away would that be at this point,

968
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,280
or perceptively how far?

969
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,280
You're at, because you didn't move,

970
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,680
you didn't follow the banjo man,

971
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,760
so like you're about the 25, 30 foot mark.

972
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,600
With three violins and a cello who's now facing,

973
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,400
facing into the kitchen.

974
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,400
Cool.

975
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,120
Look at these violins, be like,

976
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,840
honestly, I don't mind atonal music,

977
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,840
but I think you're still not quite in tune.

978
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,400
So let me help you out.

979
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,240
And I'm gonna cast Mage Hand to grab the tuning fork

980
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,280
and give it a ding.

981
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,520
Okay, okay, cool.

982
00:37:39,519 --> 00:37:41,880
Yeah, I don't engage directly with enemies, you know,

983
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:42,719
I'll stay away.

984
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,639
Smart, smart, smart, smart.

985
00:37:44,639 --> 00:37:46,119
Apparently that's how you're supposed to play

986
00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:47,559
a magic character.

987
00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:48,880
What?

988
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,480
No, just get in there with your scimitar.

989
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,759
I like to just punch it up.

990
00:37:51,759 --> 00:37:54,119
I mean, there are times, time and a place,

991
00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:55,320
if I have the right spell set,

992
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,880
then if I had web right now,

993
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,519
you bet I'd be fucking on that shit.

994
00:37:59,519 --> 00:38:01,759
The tuning fork begins to ring,

995
00:38:01,759 --> 00:38:05,880
make an arcana or performance check, please.

996
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,719
Ooh.

997
00:38:09,679 --> 00:38:11,599
We're gonna go with performance.

998
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,280
All right.

999
00:38:14,199 --> 00:38:16,400
Wouldn't matter, I got a nine total.

1000
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,239
Okay.

1001
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,880
You hear it ring out kind of amid the chaos

1002
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,400
and like it swells,

1003
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:26,400
like there's this building tension that fills in the air

1004
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,239
and then it sucks back into the tuning fork

1005
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:31,119
and it just kind of,

1006
00:38:31,119 --> 00:38:34,920
it fades off into a normal kind of echoing ring.

1007
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:37,559
Okay.

1008
00:38:37,559 --> 00:38:39,320
Mage Hand was my action.

1009
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,279
With my bonus action,

1010
00:38:40,279 --> 00:38:44,559
I will pull out my scimitar and prepare a blade song.

1011
00:38:44,559 --> 00:38:46,639
Last one I can do before a long rest,

1012
00:38:46,639 --> 00:38:50,360
so hopefully that'll happen later.

1013
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,119
But yeah, that's gonna be,

1014
00:38:52,119 --> 00:38:54,400
I'm gonna back up,

1015
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,840
not facing the banjo man

1016
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,960
and like coax the strings towards me.

1017
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,840
Okay, okay.

1018
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,239
So you are moving as much as you can backwards

1019
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:05,799
and having them follow you down?

1020
00:39:05,799 --> 00:39:06,639
Okay, cool.

1021
00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:07,480
Love it.

1022
00:39:08,519 --> 00:39:09,359
They do that.

1023
00:39:09,359 --> 00:39:10,839
Bonwyn, you are in the kitchen.

1024
00:39:10,839 --> 00:39:14,480
Cello is facing you out the door to the hallway.

1025
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,799
Now that you're in this room,

1026
00:39:15,799 --> 00:39:20,799
you see another doorway that goes into a dining room space

1027
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:25,279
and the door out to the flame room where the piano is

1028
00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:28,920
and you hear its thunderous chords mashing

1029
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,279
as it's trying to move around in the space.

1030
00:39:31,279 --> 00:39:36,279
You see it actually catch a light one of the corners.

1031
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:41,040
I am going to say, and you can of course disagree,

1032
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,200
but that Bonwyn being a person that works

1033
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,640
like clanging hammers on anvils all day

1034
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,440
probably has some ear protection on her person

1035
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,640
that she's gonna put in her ears

1036
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,040
because it sounds, it's really stressing her out.

1037
00:39:55,040 --> 00:40:00,040
So loud in like not a nice loud fire forge kind of way

1038
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:02,400
but just chaos.

1039
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,680
So she's gonna do that.

1040
00:40:03,679 --> 00:40:08,679
Anything with that, anything based on a sound effect

1041
00:40:10,359 --> 00:40:12,399
will give you advantage on the saving throw

1042
00:40:12,399 --> 00:40:14,359
that comes along with it.

1043
00:40:14,359 --> 00:40:16,960
Then that was the one smart thing Bonwyn's gonna do.

1044
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,859
Number two, she's just gonna keep lighting shit on fire

1045
00:40:19,859 --> 00:40:21,799
guys, is there wine?

1046
00:40:21,799 --> 00:40:22,639
What do we have?

1047
00:40:22,639 --> 00:40:24,199
Like she's in the kitchen now.

1048
00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:26,719
So like there's probably more fuel.

1049
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,879
Exactly, like what do I find

1050
00:40:28,879 --> 00:40:32,879
that is like a weapon of opportunity?

1051
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,559
Yeah, like, is there a bottle of wine?

1052
00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:37,039
I can make them all a top cocktail and throw out the cello

1053
00:40:37,039 --> 00:40:40,000
or I can just start like, you know?

1054
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,840
Yeah.

1055
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,680
Lighten up tea towels and throw in the cello.

1056
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,320
This looks like a well stocked kitchen.

1057
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,840
So yeah, you do have tea towels.

1058
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:47,760
You have all of that.

1059
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,119
You've got tablecloths and napkins

1060
00:40:51,119 --> 00:40:52,160
and that sort of thing.

1061
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,840
The cabinets themselves all wooden.

1062
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,760
There is a small table in this room also wooden.

1063
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,079
Some sort of pot of oil.

1064
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:02,680
You do see, yeah, just a massive pot of deep fry oil.

1065
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,879
But there would be like cooking oil, for sure.

1066
00:41:05,879 --> 00:41:06,719
Thank you, Tom.

1067
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,799
That is totally a thing all people would have.

1068
00:41:09,799 --> 00:41:12,319
An unnecessarily large stack of doilies.

1069
00:41:12,319 --> 00:41:14,059
Exactly, exactly.

1070
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,839
Yeah, so I'm basically just gonna keep

1071
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,319
lighting shit on fire

1072
00:41:20,319 --> 00:41:22,239
because I don't know what else to do.

1073
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,679
I don't fully want to engage with the cello

1074
00:41:24,679 --> 00:41:26,879
but I'm not leaving this space.

1075
00:41:26,879 --> 00:41:28,440
Like I'm gonna just keep.

1076
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,440
Gonna burn it down.

1077
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,839
I am burning down the house, exactly.

1078
00:41:33,519 --> 00:41:36,359
Okay, love it.

1079
00:41:36,359 --> 00:41:37,199
You don't need no water.

1080
00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:38,679
Let the mother fucker burn.

1081
00:41:38,679 --> 00:41:40,440
Yeah, you spend your turn

1082
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,319
lighting as much as you can on fire.

1083
00:41:43,319 --> 00:41:45,159
Do you end your turn in this room

1084
00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:49,359
or are you gonna try and make your way further down?

1085
00:41:49,359 --> 00:41:51,599
If you go into the dining room area,

1086
00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:53,039
you're moving, you know,

1087
00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:54,960
you're moving closer to where Bazaar was.

1088
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,079
You don't know.

1089
00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:57,119
Right, oh yeah, right.

1090
00:41:57,119 --> 00:41:58,679
Cause there was like to the parlor

1091
00:41:58,679 --> 00:41:59,839
and then to the dining room.

1092
00:41:59,839 --> 00:42:01,799
So I guess I would move into the dining room

1093
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,720
after setting up some like,

1094
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,720
you know,

1095
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,320
lighten some oil and do it like,

1096
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,240
or pouring out oil and lighting it.

1097
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:12,400
Like just trying to do as much damage as I can

1098
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,240
in this room.

1099
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,080
And yeah, let's just keep.

1100
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,760
Like how we're lighting the house

1101
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,519
from the start moving into it.

1102
00:42:18,519 --> 00:42:19,360
Yeah, that's a great plan.

1103
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,440
Hoping there's a back door.

1104
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,880
Hoping there's a back door, yeah.

1105
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,600
There's some lovely French doors

1106
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,200
that lead out to the courtyard.

1107
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,840
Or does it just look like there's windows?

1108
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,160
I don't know.

1109
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,519
But Bonwyn doesn't know what else to do.

1110
00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:33,239
But now this seems like a good idea.

1111
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:34,079
Give me,

1112
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,920
this is gonna kind of happen, kitchen to dining room.

1113
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,960
Give me a perception or investigation check.

1114
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,199
I mean, you would have been looking around

1115
00:42:41,199 --> 00:42:42,920
for things that you could have.

1116
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,119
So yeah, investigation could work as well.

1117
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,320
I mean, still only an 11.

1118
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,599
Okay. Great.

1119
00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:50,960
I've got the fire bug.

1120
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,880
I am the fire starter.

1121
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,719
The progety, is it progety?

1122
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:55,559
The progety.

1123
00:42:57,079 --> 00:42:59,280
The prodigy talks about, that's me.

1124
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,360
Perfect.

1125
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,199
The twisted fire starter.

1126
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,480
You are just so wrapped up

1127
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:07,360
in continuing to light this house on fire.

1128
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,280
Kavlaran, up at the top of the stairs,

1129
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,080
you've just heard Alydin call out.

1130
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,640
You kind of look down the stairs.

1131
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,720
It has bizarre backs away further down the hallway.

1132
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,840
You can kind of get the,

1133
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,720
you see more light coming from the fires downstairs.

1134
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,040
But it does, you definitely do not get the sense

1135
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,760
that either of your friends have heard the same thing.

1136
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,600
Okay.

1137
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,800
Is there any indication

1138
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,600
as to where the cry for help is coming from?

1139
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,440
Yes.

1140
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,160
It sounds like it's coming from the door

1141
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,519
that is directly behind you.

1142
00:43:37,519 --> 00:43:39,920
So if you're, or sorry.

1143
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,680
You're standing at the top of the stairs.

1144
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,160
You were facing down the stairs.

1145
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,560
So you've got one door from that perspective

1146
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,080
directly behind you, one to your left,

1147
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:51,160
and then one further down the hallway that you see.

1148
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,400
There's like a banister that goes.

1149
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,240
Okay.

1150
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,039
Can I roll a perception check

1151
00:43:57,039 --> 00:44:01,239
to see if there's anything that's like weird about the,

1152
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,960
like the door or the handle or anything that might like.

1153
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,400
Yeah, for sure. Give me some spidey senses.

1154
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,000
Perception or investigation.

1155
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:08,840
Yep.

1156
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,840
Well, we're gonna do perception.

1157
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,239
Okay, right, yeah.

1158
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,159
I picked perception for a reason.

1159
00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:18,360
All right, 12 plus four.

1160
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,759
So 16.

1161
00:44:19,759 --> 00:44:21,480
That's four, 16, perfect.

1162
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,960
Sounds like enough to get through that door.

1163
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,360
Yeah. I would agree.

1164
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,119
It's a door, it's a push, not a pull.

1165
00:44:26,119 --> 00:44:31,119
It's, you don't see anything,

1166
00:44:31,639 --> 00:44:33,880
anything that jumps out weird about the door.

1167
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:38,880
What you do get from that is that not only do you

1168
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,319
hear Alydin screaming for help,

1169
00:44:41,319 --> 00:44:46,199
but inside there is this loud droning noise,

1170
00:44:46,199 --> 00:44:51,199
like a droning off-key note that you hear.

1171
00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:53,599
Okay.

1172
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,480
I mean, you're not supposed to touch doorknobs

1173
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,119
when there's fire around.

1174
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:01,440
Fire's downstairs right now.

1175
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,480
Fire's downstairs.

1176
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,319
You don't see it still though.

1177
00:45:03,319 --> 00:45:04,519
Don't touch the doorknob.

1178
00:45:04,519 --> 00:45:06,759
It was drilled into cab from a very young age.

1179
00:45:06,759 --> 00:45:07,599
Exactly.

1180
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:09,519
Yeah, the doorknob does not feel hot.

1181
00:45:10,679 --> 00:45:13,079
No, if I'm confident that that's where the sound

1182
00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:14,759
is coming from, then I'm gonna like try to kick

1183
00:45:14,759 --> 00:45:16,719
the door in and like get the fuck in there.

1184
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:17,960
Save me.

1185
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,559
Yeah, do it, please.

1186
00:45:20,559 --> 00:45:22,920
There's nothing stopping you, there's nothing behind you.

1187
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,920
You don't know what's on the other side, really,

1188
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,559
but yeah, you can kick in the door.

1189
00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:29,200
It splinters inside.

1190
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:33,280
Alydin, it startles you as the door flies open

1191
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,039
and you see Kavlaran standing there before you.

1192
00:45:36,039 --> 00:45:39,240
Kavlaran, you see Alydin who is sitting up

1193
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,880
in this bed that's right in front of you.

1194
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,639
There is a window behind the bed.

1195
00:45:43,639 --> 00:45:46,039
And off to your right as you're looking

1196
00:45:46,039 --> 00:45:47,840
in this room are these two figures.

1197
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,599
One appears more feminine, one more masculine.

1198
00:45:51,519 --> 00:45:54,320
And while their bodies are more humanoid,

1199
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,680
more human in nature, their heads are these two

1200
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,039
giant music boxes that are letting out

1201
00:46:00,039 --> 00:46:02,519
this droning note that you hear.

1202
00:46:02,519 --> 00:46:03,960
What do you wanna do?

1203
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:08,680
I would like to rush them with like the arm

1204
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,519
in the shoulder that's holding the shield

1205
00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:14,880
and like get them down or at least out of the way

1206
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,640
and tell Alydin to fucking get out of the room.

1207
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,480
Okay, so.

1208
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,880
You're not my dad.

1209
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:21,720
Cut.

1210
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,120
You don't know, you don't know.

1211
00:46:23,159 --> 00:46:25,480
Let's do just an unarmed strike.

1212
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,119
Well, maybe your arm technically.

1213
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,559
I mean, it's a shield though.

1214
00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:31,960
I feel like unarmed strike counts?

1215
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,279
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1216
00:46:33,279 --> 00:46:38,279
So roll plus strength and that should do her.

1217
00:46:38,639 --> 00:46:39,480
Okay.

1218
00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:41,880
15.

1219
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,159
So you charge into the room and you hit

1220
00:46:45,159 --> 00:46:46,839
like right between both of them,

1221
00:46:46,839 --> 00:46:50,960
knocking them off kilter, which sends them,

1222
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,559
it sends the sound like spiraling

1223
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:56,760
as they're falling backwards against this wall.

1224
00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,960
You've knocked them prone as they're trying

1225
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:02,320
to scramble and get up themselves.

1226
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,280
And now that you're in the room,

1227
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,800
carry forward your perception

1228
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,599
because that's all happening pretty quickly.

1229
00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:11,840
As you rush into the room and you turn

1230
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:16,079
and you look back at Alydin and the way you came,

1231
00:47:16,079 --> 00:47:18,760
you see that there's a broken floorboard

1232
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:23,800
underneath the dresser where there is a music box playing.

1233
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,320
But in this broken floorboard,

1234
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,000
you see this glint of metal,

1235
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,640
like flash up and towards you.

1236
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,120
I don't think I can do much else.

1237
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,680
I feel like I've had a very robust turn.

1238
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,880
Yeah, you've done it.

1239
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,720
There's a lot of things happening.

1240
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,200
Back downstairs, Bizarge,

1241
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,040
you're keeping distance from the trumpets,

1242
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,480
but still ushering them down the hallway.

1243
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:46,080
Is there anything they can do at range?

1244
00:47:47,079 --> 00:47:49,480
Ah, there is not.

1245
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,159
They're gonna continue to follow you down the hallway.

1246
00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:55,000
And as you turn and kind of look back over your shoulder,

1247
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,119
the banjo man appears to have disappeared.

1248
00:47:57,119 --> 00:48:00,199
But for you, the floor keeps moving.

1249
00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:02,519
So as far as back as you go,

1250
00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:07,360
it appears that this house will just keep creating space.

1251
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:11,079
The violins, sorry, you had the violins.

1252
00:48:11,079 --> 00:48:12,960
Trumpets were on calve.

1253
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,440
There's nobody there right now,

1254
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,519
so they don't do anything.

1255
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:18,800
The piano is on fire.

1256
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,200
It's gonna take some damage.

1257
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,440
Actually, Carla, you can roll that.

1258
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,320
You wanna roll me a d6?

1259
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,159
Mm-hmm.

1260
00:48:26,519 --> 00:48:27,360
What?

1261
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,240
You're there.

1262
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,880
Nobody's close enough to the piano

1263
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,079
to make that happen again.

1264
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,440
Then you lit the kitchen on fire.

1265
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:39,079
So the cello is gonna try and keep moving down

1266
00:48:39,079 --> 00:48:42,639
towards you in the dining room.

1267
00:48:42,679 --> 00:48:44,960
As all of these creatures are moving

1268
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,239
and dragging themselves down the hallway for you,

1269
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:49,719
we go back upstairs.

1270
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,480
Cav bursts into the door and is writing himself

1271
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,000
after having knocked your music boxhead parents

1272
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,119
down to the floor.

1273
00:48:57,119 --> 00:48:59,319
And he turns and looks back at you.

1274
00:48:59,319 --> 00:49:01,359
You're sat up in bed.

1275
00:49:01,359 --> 00:49:03,599
You see the window off to one side.

1276
00:49:03,599 --> 00:49:07,519
You hear the chaos and cacophony happening downstairs.

1277
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:08,440
What do you do?

1278
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,119
Um, I've shot straight up in bed

1279
00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:14,639
and watched Cav do something

1280
00:49:14,639 --> 00:49:18,720
that I've been like trying to figure out how to do.

1281
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:22,720
And so, as he turns to me and we lock eyes,

1282
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,440
I say, what are you looking at me for?

1283
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,760
Keep smashing them!

1284
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:27,760
Ha, ha, ha.

1285
00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:37,400
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season four, episode 21,

1286
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,960
starring Amy More as Alydin,

1287
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,440
Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane,

1288
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,800
Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave,

1289
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,119
Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard,

1290
00:49:47,119 --> 00:49:49,519
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1291
00:49:49,519 --> 00:49:51,119
Dialogue editing and sound design

1292
00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:53,280
of today's episode is by Russ More.

1293
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,720
Our community manager is Jessica Babiak.

1294
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:57,639
Music is from Epidemic Sound

1295
00:49:57,639 --> 00:49:59,800
and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound

1296
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,000
and Boom Library.

1297
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,680
Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt.

1298
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,440
And we'd like to say a huge thank you

1299
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,200
to our supporting producers,

1300
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:09,840
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1301
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,920
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1302
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,000
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1303
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,600
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1304
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,880
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1305
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,520
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1306
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,920
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1307
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,520
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1308
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,040
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1309
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,120
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1310
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,320
Hey, you have a great week.

1311
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,440
We'll talk to you soon.

1312
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,840
Hope to see you over there.

1313
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,240
Sorry.

1314
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:38,160
Be.

1315
00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:39,880
Oh.

1316
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,880
I have so many things to say.

1317
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:41,720
Can we talk now?

1318
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:42,559
Guest to be our guest.

1319
00:50:42,559 --> 00:50:43,480
I know, that's all I could think.

1320
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,600
I was like, what is this dark beauty and the beast shit?

1321
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:48,440
But it's so,

1322
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,720
but it's like peeling like old skin.

1323
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:52,559
Awful, awful.

1324
00:50:52,559 --> 00:50:54,960
Oh my God, you should have seen the faces

1325
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,760
that we all pulled.

1326
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,600
So like, oh my God, Russ.

1327
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,440
So descriptive.

1328
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,280
Visceral.

1329
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,120
So visceral.

1330
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,280
Thank you, Kyle is exactly the word

1331
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,519
I was looking for.

1332
00:51:04,519 --> 00:51:08,040
Oh, also like, yeah, nightmare, beauty and the beast.

1333
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,960
So, yay, here we are.

1334
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,040
And I've seen enough fucked up trumpets

1335
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,400
to know what a crinkly crunched up bell

1336
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,640
would look like trying to gasp for air.

1337
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,480
So that was very real for me.

1338
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,519
Yes.

1339
00:51:23,519 --> 00:51:24,840
All right, we're off to a good start.

1340
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,000
We're off to a good start.

1341
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,920
Everyone's a little bit upset.

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