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Oh, hey, friends, we're back.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons will start in just a moment.

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Alydin, Bonwyn and Dace are running through the streets of

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Intersmith and quickly following a fast disappearing trail of

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leaves that's leading to the Verboten Forest, making good

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time. The leaves are scattering, though, and as you

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get to the edge of the forest, all of you stop and

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have this sense of unease.

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Alydin, you begin to hear music playing from deep within the

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forest.

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Make a wisdom saving throw, please.

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I'm rolling dice.

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Roll it.

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Bonwyn, you don't hear it at this point.

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I hope there's just like a haunted piano somewhere.

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Just a nice old crone out there humming to herself and

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we're all freaking out.

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Oh, well, a four.

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Oh, shit.

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I ain't wise.

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I'm a child.

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It's my excuse.

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And not precocious enough to be wise.

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Not precocious enough.

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I'm working on it.

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Alydin, you hear this music.

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You're feeling compelled to move.

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You try to fight it off a little bit, but you hear what

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you what you think you hear is calls of Tally screaming for

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help in the forest.

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Do you guys hear that?

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No, it's Tally.

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It's Tally.

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This way.

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Take off.

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I'm running full tilt.

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I mean, I'm going to follow her.

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I don't hear it, but I'm also going to follow her because

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I'm not losing another kid.

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Tally!

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Alydin bolts off into the trees.

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Bonwyn and Dace roll an athletics check to see if you

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can keep up with Alydin as she begins like ducking under

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branches and skipping over logs.

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Like an adult could totally outrun a child, but the

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speed in which a child begins running is unreal.

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Pfft.

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14.

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Alydin takes off into the woods and like disappears from

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sight before you even realize what's happening.

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You hear their footsteps and you follow quickly behind.

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You trip and Dace kind of catches you as you're going

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and helps you to your feet and you make your way onto

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this path and you see Alydin up a hedge about 25 feet in

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front of you.

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Alydin, you turn to see if they're following you and you

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see them behind you.

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And up ahead, you see a clearing come into view.

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Moonlight is beaming down into this space and you

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hear Alydin, you hear the music getting louder.

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The closer you get, you hear calls from Tally echoing

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through the trees, drawing you into this space.

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Bonwyn and Dace, you continue to run.

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Alydin kind of stopped there for a moment and you

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make it up to her.

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Do you hear that?

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It's Tally.

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I don't hear anything.

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No, which way?

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Point toward the clearing.

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Over there, but I can hear the music too.

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Like the song, the music or banjo music or what

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kind of music do you hear?

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Banjo music, like the one the guy was singing.

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Well, we have to, we have to go to her.

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We do have to go to her.

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I agree.

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But I...

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Alydin, you begin to walk forward and Dace reaches

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out a hand to try to stop you.

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What do you do?

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I think I'm going to try and grab her hand,

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like to actually hold her hand.

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Okay.

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Because we're in the woods.

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I don't hear anything and I don't want to lose her.

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Yeah.

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So I'm going to grab her hand if she will let me.

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You have, well, you're feeling compelled to continue forward.

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So you tell me if you, if you let her.

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Oh, um, I, I think I, I, I'm a bit nervous.

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Can you, let's hold hands.

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I'm nervous in here.

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Okay, come this way.

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I don't stop walking, but, and I'm kind of like yanking on your arm.

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Like, come on, she needs us.

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Come on.

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The three of you make your way to the edge of this clearing

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and you step out into it.

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At this point, Bonwyn and Dace begin hearing faint echoing music as well.

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You don't yet hear the calls from Tali that Alydin is describing.

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And as you step out further into this clearing, Bonwyn, you step on something

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and the grass is tall.

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You step on something and kind of like your ankle rolls a little bit, not, not

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enough to like seriously injure you or anything, but you roll an ankle and

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you look down and the ground is littered with wooden toys.

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Oh, come on.

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Dace, Alydin, this is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

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This is-

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Sorry, now that we're in there, am I compelled to go anywhere else or am

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I where I was drawn to and now?

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You, Alydin, look to the far side of this clearing and like your dream, you

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see this large tree come into view and it's almost like the trees around the

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edge are moving to make way for this tree that now comes into view and you

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are, like your body's moving towards this, like you're pulling on, on

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Bonwyn.

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Bonwyn, whether you choose to try and stop her or not, she's moving towards

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the other side of this clearing where the same imagery isn't, isn't happening

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for you, but you do see this, this large oak tree with this bored out

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hole in the side of the trunk.

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Bonwyn, do you see that?

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Do you see that?

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I think she's in, come on.

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I think she's in there.

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Okay, but we have to like, let's maybe be sneaky because it's right.

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Sneaky.

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You're so good at that.

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Let's try and not just run into the scary hole in the scary tree in the

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scary woods.

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I think she pretends to tip toe, but it's like, when you're being

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compelled to a big tree with a hole in it, I can't talk sense into her.

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I know that, but I still have to try.

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You all step into the clearing and you're making your way across.

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And the, the moonlight is, is coming down on top of you.

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Um, Dace and Bonwyn making a wisdom saving throw at this point.

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You all continue forward and you're stepping between these toys that are

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littered all over the clearing.

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And as you get about halfway, the world around you begins to shudder and each

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of you find yourselves in a space, in a room, a child's room.

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And the more you kind of take in the, the, the feeling of this space,

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it is your room from when you were a child.

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Am I just like back in a shack or?

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You're actually just back in the hole you were hiding in for several

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months.

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Stop trying to get her stuck back in the hole.

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I don't want to be underground.

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I don't want to be in a cage.

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The kid hole.

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The kid hole.

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The kid hole, of course.

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as Alydin, she, her, my boss is mad.

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Carla maxed out as Bonwyn, Everbane, she, her number one daughter and

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live, laugh, love Tom Laird as Kavlaran gold weave, he, him.

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And now fuck it.

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Let's play.

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It will cut down to the Doc's Inventors myth.

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There's a, a large passenger ship that's pulled into port and we

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see bizarre and Kavlaran, and Clara following behind and Clara's waving

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to the, to the crew saying it was lovely.

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Thank you so much for teaching us all these games.

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Did, can you believe how many games they actually knew?

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More than I ever could have imagined.

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Tic tac toe gin rummy.

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Oh my goodness.

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I haven't played so many things since I was just a child.

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I feel like you're like some sort of card shark or something like that.

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Like you came away with like quite, quite a bit of gold.

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Like you kind of cleaned out.

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Seven pocket watches.

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People are mad.

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She stuffs, she stuffs some gold pieces into her purse.

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And you see the, we flashed to the crew who are like, who are waving, but also

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they have this defeated look on their face.

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Like she just hosed them for everything they were worth.

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Oh, Clara.

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Oh, that was just the most exciting, a couple of days on, on, on the, on the

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river there, wasn't it?

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And this is Vintersmouth.

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I haven't been out this far.

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Where are we going first, Bizarre?

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Uh, well, um, first I'd probably go back to my shop and home.

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So, uh, not a lot of space, but we'll make it work.

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I, you know, I've got a nice bed you can sleep in and I, I have a cot

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that I can put down in the storage area.

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So I, yeah, I don't, I'm not here to put you out, you know, we'll,

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we'll, we'll make it work.

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And I can help out around the store as much as you need.

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Um, uh, just to kind of, you know, get, get my feet back under me here

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and figure out what's what in Vintersmouth.

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This is a lovely town.

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Little, little torn apart in this area.

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Oh yeah.

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Is everything okay?

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Yeah.

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We had a problem with some monsters.

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Some monsters.

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Yeah, don't mean you didn't mention that on the boat.

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It must've been too busy with the game.

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Well, I was just awestruck.

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How did you learn to play cards like that?

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Don't tell those, uh, those ship boys, but, uh, I've played a few games in my time.

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They didn't know what hit them.

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Don't feel like I've seen this side of you, mom, but I'm very, very excited

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to see you open up a little bit.

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Gav, do you need to get anywhere?

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Or, uh, I was going to head back to the shop, check on Alydin

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cause I left Alydin in charge.

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Uh, so yeah.

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I mean that's, unless you're headed back to, uh, to Bench's place.

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Uh, yeah, I guess I should swing by my room and just make sure

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everything's good there.

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And yeah, then probably go see Bench.

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Maybe talk to Oak tomorrow.

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Probably not today.

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Maybe a tomorrow thing.

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Fair enough.

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Fair enough.

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Well, um, then yeah, we'll, we'll head on back to the shop.

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You're of course more than welcome to join us, but I'm just going

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to get my mom settled in and yeah, make sure everything is, uh, on

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the up and up with Alydin.

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Excellent.

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Start walking towards the shop and say, Gav, I'll see you.

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Yeah, we'll, uh, we'll catch you later.

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Clara's got like a new lease on life.

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She's like, springing her step.

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Stella got her groove back.

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Ritted the dead beat, right?

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She just lost like 180 pounds.

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She's slubbing it.

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Bizarre, you and Clara, you make your way through the streets.

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And so tell me all the sites here.

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Uh, you know, how far to, to the store?

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Where should I stop?

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What should I see?

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Who, who's good?

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Who do I stay away from?

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Well, I mean, everybody is fairly kind here in the town.

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I mean, it's once you get into the richer side of the town, which

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you'll, you'll obviously notice the difference between the two.

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But, um, my shop is right between a fantastic clothier and a nice

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barber, uh, so we can get you set up with any clothes that you need.

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Get your hair done.

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Um, you know, we have a couple of shops around, uh, there's

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a place called the hot block where my friend Bonwyn has their shop Everbanes.

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Uh, great place if you need any kind of utensils, metalwork or

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anything crafted for you, really.

267
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Um, oh, that sounds lovely.

268
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And, uh, I can't wait to meet all your friends.

269
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Yeah, absolutely.

270
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We're not going to meet a guy named, if you meet a guy named

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Ignatius, just, just say I'm good.

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Okay.

273
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Okay.

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Just say I'm good.

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Shady, shady character.

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I mean, just a weird dude.

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Like what are we?

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He's very upfront about his business.

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Uh, he runs an establishment called the quivering Hills and it's more of a house

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of what people would consider ill repute.

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So, well, all right, just so you know, if you go, it's your call.

282
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You live your life mom, but you know, Ignatius got us in some trouble

283
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and it kind of fell on us.

284
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So I don't necessarily like the guy, but fair, fair.

285
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Okay.

286
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Well, we'll stay away from Ignatius now.

287
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Yeah.

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So fast forward to romance between Ignatius.

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Oh, you son of a beach.

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Well, you just want your mom to stay away from him.

291
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It's a rebound, you know, like let her have a little wild fun.

292
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Yeah.

293
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Anybody knows how to show a woman a good time.

294
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It's probably Ignatius.

295
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Oh, God damn it.

296
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You can call me daddy.

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It's fine.

298
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Disgusting.

299
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I love it.

300
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I can't wait for this.

301
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I was that polymorph spell.

302
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But, you know, for the time being, before we get back,

303
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we can get some food at those buns dough, which talk of the town.

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Got to get got to get you from there.

305
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So good. Let's go.

306
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You make your way to those buns dough and grab some delicious

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pastries and coffees for for the next little bit.

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And you make your way to the shop and it.

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I mean, it's the late morning, but the closed sign is up.

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The shutters are drawn.

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The store, which by all intents and purposes should be open, is not.

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And you unlock it and go inside and things are things are dark.

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There are I mean, differences in the place is there are several hand

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drawn signs of people who are not allowed to shop behind

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behind the register.

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Like, I mean, how many are there?

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Well, like like like five, six that you can see.

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OK, yeah.

319
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The other one, she's still working on perfecting the sketch.

320
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The other wall was just go up to him.

321
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I look at some of the names.

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I'm like, I get it.

323
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That makes sense. That one's a shit.

324
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Jackson with an X.

325
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Oh, I say, well, it's odd that Hallidon wouldn't be here.

326
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So I wonder.

327
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Well, I want to get you settled.

328
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Just go ahead and mom, take your things upstairs.

329
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I need to.

330
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,000
I need to I have no idea where alladin would be at this point

331
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if they're not here, so I'm going to cast the sending spell.

332
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Reach out to Alladin and

333
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I'm going to send a 25 word message or less saying,

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hey, just got back.

335
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The shop's not open.

336
00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:04,960
Where are you? WTF.

337
00:16:05,879 --> 00:16:07,399
Yeah. No, my boss is mad.

338
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:11,159
And in case you need to know, Russ, for any reason,

339
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if the target is on if the target is on a different plane than me,

340
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there's a five percent chance that the message doesn't arrive.

341
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If you need that information.

342
00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:22,840
I do need that in five percent.

343
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,480
That's pretty good.

344
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Odd still. Yeah, it's a pretty powerful.

345
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That's five percent chance.

346
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All right.

347
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You wouldn't change your cell phone provider over five percent drop it now.

348
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It's close.

349
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But you wait a good

350
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a good long moment longer than you think you need to.

351
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And no message comes back.

352
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Oh, shit.

353
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:56,480
I'm going to tell my mom, Mom, just settle in.

354
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Chill. I'm going to.

355
00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:00,000
OK. Lock the door.

356
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,639
I have to go check on something.

357
00:17:01,639 --> 00:17:02,759
I think someone's in trouble.

358
00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:03,639
Oh, oh, OK.

359
00:17:03,639 --> 00:17:05,519
Well, if you need anything, you come get me.

360
00:17:05,519 --> 00:17:09,279
OK, I'm happy to help, but I'll just tidy up around here

361
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,920
until I hear from you, OK?

362
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:11,759
Much appreciated.

363
00:17:11,759 --> 00:17:14,240
I'll be back as soon as I can.

364
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,000
I'm so sorry.

365
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,480
I'm good to rearrange the shelves. Yes. No.

366
00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:19,440
OK, I'll just take my stuff upstairs.

367
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,920
OK, I tell you what, here here is a key.

368
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If you want to go walk around the city, just,

369
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you know, just maybe stay around the hot block and,

370
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you know, check out some of the stores around town.

371
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People are very nice, but I'm so bad timing.

372
00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:36,319
I hate to do this.

373
00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:37,799
Oh, no, no, I love you.

374
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And I'll be back. Of course.

375
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It's OK. Handle myself.

376
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You take off and door locked behind you.

377
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,440
Where are you headed?

378
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First thing first inclination would be to head to Everbane's

379
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and check if Bonwyn knows where

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Alydin is.

381
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Welcome to the middle, everybody.

382
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We're back, baby.

383
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,319
We're back. We missed you.

384
00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:06,759
So much. It's been a long time.

385
00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:09,960
You know, when you when you go away for a long time

386
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,120
and then you actually start to hear from people

387
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,160
that you've never heard of being like, hey, is this show still on?

388
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,920
What is going on?

389
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,440
Thank you for reaching out and connecting with us.

390
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,720
The show is still on, clearly.

391
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,920
You're listening to this episode.

392
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,039
Just a bunch of these dum-dums got sick.

393
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,799
Yeah, yeah.

394
00:18:29,799 --> 00:18:32,399
And then Amy followed up with also getting sick.

395
00:18:32,399 --> 00:18:36,119
Yeah, but I don't know what you're talking about, because she's pushing through.

396
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,279
Whereas we were like, yeah, we couldn't.

397
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None of us know. I absolutely could not.

398
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I was too sick.

399
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,039
We were all. I just love you more than they love you guys.

400
00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:48,599
So I just made that.

401
00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:50,399
Oh, wow.

402
00:18:50,399 --> 00:18:53,000
Wow. Sick Amy fucking comes for the headshot.

403
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,559
No kidding.

404
00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:56,359
Oh, we love you. We missed you.

405
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:57,919
And we're back. Yes.

406
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Yay.

407
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Excited to be back.

408
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,920
We got together in January, where we all got each other

409
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,680
sick from the intense makeout sessions that we all had, obviously.

410
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,200
That's right.

411
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:13,680
And planned a whole lot of things that we then now shifted down

412
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one month in terms of scheduling.

413
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,960
Yes. But we got new stories that we want to do, new games,

414
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new new bit of new structure coming to some Patreon

415
00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:26,600
places, tiers.

416
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,520
That's what those are called. Or plates, whatever plates.

417
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,800
Yeah. Yeah.

418
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:35,040
It's like we're setting a plate for you at the Patreon table.

419
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:39,160
You can come join us for the buffet at Patreon.com

420
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:43,000
slash dumb dragon cast, where there's a smorgasbord

421
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:47,040
of new bonus content for you each and every month.

422
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,040
Yes. You nailed that, Russ. Well done.

423
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,960
Yeah, that was really good. You really rolled into that.

424
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,560
Felt really natural.

425
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,160
I don't know if I said the website, though.

426
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,840
So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

427
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,920
One of the things part of the smorgasbord, is it the jello

428
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,320
with the skin on top?

429
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,920
Probably not, because that's good slash gross.

430
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,040
Is it the shrimp? It might be.

431
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,880
It could be. Is that you get an episode dedicated to you.

432
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:15,640
Yes, you do. Like today's patron, Paul Litch.

433
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,880
I know. It's scary.

434
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,759
It's Paul. Thank you so much.

435
00:20:20,759 --> 00:20:21,880
Litch with a T.

436
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,880
So maybe he's not an actual litch, but just like,

437
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,840
that's his secret to tell.

438
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,680
You're not. Yeah, no.

439
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,960
Well, I think maybe he's going to spill the tea.

440
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,720
Ancestrally was a litch, but it got changed

441
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:36,240
like when they came through spooky Ellis Island.

442
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,040
Yeah, exactly.

443
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,200
You got to cover things up if you're going to be

444
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,519
if you're going to be going that route.

445
00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:43,120
Exactly. No. Yeah.

446
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,920
We appreciate you, Paul, and you can be like Paul

447
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,840
and join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

448
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,519
for the all you can eat smorgasbord that we've got over there.

449
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,480
We're delicious. So delicious.

450
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,160
Right. And now we'll get you back to the episode.

451
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,079
Thank you for being here.

452
00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:01,120
Thank you for being patient as we all got healthy

453
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,120
and are now putting all of the good, good funnies

454
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,000
back out for you. That's right.

455
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,240
Next next episode, two episodes.

456
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We actually recorded around the table.

457
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:15,599
We did. So much fun.

458
00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:19,000
We got to like look each other in the eye

459
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,559
as we made bad decisions, as we made bad decisions.

460
00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:26,200
And it was so weird because Amy and I make a lot of eye contact

461
00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:30,679
virtually. Somehow we somehow know we make eye contact,

462
00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:33,200
but we are sitting right beside each other in real life

463
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,799
and we couldn't. It was a real change. Yeah. Yeah.

464
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:38,519
We had to turn and face each other, which was weird.

465
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,200
It was such a delight.

466
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,919
They're making us talk.

467
00:21:42,919 --> 00:21:45,119
And I feel like the delightfulness of it,

468
00:21:45,279 --> 00:21:48,919
fingers crossed, translates to the episodes.

469
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,839
I believe we'll talk about more how

470
00:21:52,639 --> 00:21:54,839
we'll talk more about how awesome it was next week.

471
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,200
So now get you back to this episode.

472
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,240
Thanks for being here, everybody.

473
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,599
We'll talk to you soon. Love you. Bye.

474
00:21:59,599 --> 00:22:01,119
Love you. Bye. Bye.

475
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:10,839
Bon, when you find yourself in your childhood bedroom,

476
00:22:11,679 --> 00:22:14,159
what does the space look like around you?

477
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,480
So this would be upstairs at Everbane's,

478
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,559
like where the living quarters are, because of course,

479
00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:22,639
it was the family shop before it was my shop.

480
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,519
I have now converted that into like a workout space.

481
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:29,000
But what was once my childhood bedroom?

482
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,879
And it's honestly, it's wonderful.

483
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,279
Like, it's so nice.

484
00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:38,279
Maybe too much.

485
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,000
Too many handmade metal signs from dad

486
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,159
that say like number one daughter and live, laugh, love.

487
00:22:46,519 --> 00:22:50,680
But it's nice. It's cozy.

488
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,920
There's there.

489
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,160
She has a little desk with her books from school,

490
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:59,240
a nice bed with a handmade quilt that her grandma made.

491
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Window looks out over over the hot block.

492
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,880
And it's lovely.

493
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,279
Bonwyn's parents are great.

494
00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:08,200
She had a lovely childhood.

495
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,519
And it's it's nice.

496
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,200
It's you know, she's got everything she needs in there,

497
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,440
including some secret hiding spaces,

498
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,960
because a girl's got to have those, too, right?

499
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,160
Absolutely.

500
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:28,160
You are instantly transported here into this.

501
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,440
And there's the warmth of the sun coming through.

502
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,640
And it feels feels safe and comfortable.

503
00:23:36,759 --> 00:23:39,880
You go and you run your hand along the quilt

504
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,000
that your grandmother made you.

505
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,359
And like the stitching is exactly as you remember it.

506
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,720
And the smell in the room just overwhelms your senses.

507
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,920
And you sit on the edge of the bed and you're instantly

508
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,200
transported to this space.

509
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,759
And you sit up on the bed and you like

510
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:06,039
you for this moment feel like you are child Bonwyn again.

511
00:24:07,799 --> 00:24:09,599
Your feet dangle at the same.

512
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,720
I mean, you're in, you know, say, dangle at the same distance

513
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,640
over the edge of the bed and you throw yourself back on your bed

514
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:22,640
and pull the pull the blanket around you and and sit back up.

515
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,760
And then on the other side of the room, you see your

516
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,840
favorite toy in a chair on the other side of the room.

517
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,360
What does that look like?

518
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,240
I think it is probably

519
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,360
an old kind of like slidey rocking chair

520
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:43,040
that my mom would have used when like when I was a baby to help rock me.

521
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,920
But it ended up in my room and it's got a bunch of cushions on it.

522
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,520
And also my favorite soft toy,

523
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,880
because there wasn't a lot of soft toys in Bonwyn's life.

524
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,120
A lot of a lot of metals.

525
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:00,520
And, you know, she loves those, obviously made her life with them.

526
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,800
But she has one soft stuffed pig that is just

527
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:11,559
destroyed, basically like it's squished, it's flat, it's a non color.

528
00:25:12,519 --> 00:25:16,519
But it was, you know, it's the one she's had since she was a tiny, tiny baby.

529
00:25:16,519 --> 00:25:19,159
It's her it's her favorite one.

530
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:27,119
You see this toy and like it, it's drawing you to it.

531
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:31,079
You get up off the bed and you run across and you you grab the toy

532
00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:34,960
and hug it tight and lean into this chair that begins rocking back and forth.

533
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,240
And as it begins rocking back and forth,

534
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:44,759
you begin to hear this music kind of permeate the space, quiet at first.

535
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:52,559
Then after a moment, it starts to pick up and you begin to hear

536
00:25:52,559 --> 00:25:57,279
like the sound of banjos echoing through.

537
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,759
And the music isn't isn't scary.

538
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:04,559
You're like, you know, you contextually, you adult Bonwyn

539
00:26:04,559 --> 00:26:07,679
know that everything is scary and terrifying.

540
00:26:07,679 --> 00:26:10,519
But suddenly everything is safe.

541
00:26:10,519 --> 00:26:13,559
And the door starts to creak open.

542
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:20,079
And that's where we'll cut to Alydin.

543
00:26:22,399 --> 00:26:27,759
Alydin, very similarly, you find yourself.

544
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:32,159
And now Alydin didn't have the same kind of upbringing,

545
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,600
but you find yourself in a safe space.

546
00:26:36,759 --> 00:26:40,519
Somewhere, you know, it might not even been that long ago,

547
00:26:40,519 --> 00:26:43,960
but you find yourself in a place where you feel comfortable.

548
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,600
Where do you find yourself?

549
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,200
I find myself in.

550
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,120
The little back room of the magic shop.

551
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:04,320
Oh, God, take you to the magic shop.

552
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,440
I have something in my eye.

553
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,040
Yeah, she finds herself in the back there and

554
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,720
is surrounded by the dusty jars

555
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:21,480
and scraps of paper that she's been keeping

556
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,160
and kind of practicing,

557
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,759
making her printing nice and neat so that she can redo

558
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:32,440
any, like, labels or price tags for him.

559
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,000
And yeah, she's just.

560
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,680
Just in the back room.

561
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:47,680
You are writing down price tags and and and

562
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,960
playing, not playing, but using things that may be

563
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:58,080
bizarre, probably didn't want you to necessarily

564
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,360
touch and play with, but you're you're not doing anything.

565
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,000
I'm so careful.

566
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,360
Yeah, no, you're you're being careful and you're

567
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,800
picking these things up and examining them and spinning them in your hands.

568
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,519
And as you place one of them down,

569
00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:19,480
you place it on top of a box that looks familiar.

570
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:25,079
This box is and I say it looks familiar.

571
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:33,000
It it has a it has a a feeling to it that as you place this

572
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:38,400
this beaker down on top of it, you quickly move it off,

573
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,880
knowing that this box is very important,

574
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,559
not just to you, but perhaps to Bazaar as well.

575
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:48,559
Like the box itself is is red and it has yellow and

576
00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:51,079
it has yellow kind of edging to it.

577
00:28:51,079 --> 00:28:53,759
It has a lock on it.

578
00:28:54,079 --> 00:28:58,559
You kind of patch your pockets and look around on the table

579
00:28:58,559 --> 00:29:00,879
and you can't find a key for it.

580
00:29:00,879 --> 00:29:03,119
I want to look in my bucket.

581
00:29:03,399 --> 00:29:05,639
You put a key in my bucket.

582
00:29:05,639 --> 00:29:09,679
You look down into your bucket and shimmering

583
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:14,919
in the bucket in this iridescent rainbow to it.

584
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,840
Is this skeleton key?

585
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:27,680
Oh, yeah. Oh, I pick it up like so careful, so slow.

586
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,840
Like I like there's something in this box.

587
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,440
I have to know.

588
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:38,039
I think. I think he would want me to know.

589
00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:41,320
I think Bazaar would want me to know.

590
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:47,319
You grab the key and there's a warmth that runs through your arm.

591
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:52,039
And you reach out and put the key into the lock.

592
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:55,000
And you hear it, hear it latch and click.

593
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,159
You turn it, you unlock the box.

594
00:30:00,639 --> 00:30:03,439
And like there's this

595
00:30:05,159 --> 00:30:08,559
small plume of what looks like dust

596
00:30:08,639 --> 00:30:11,240
that kind of comes up from the edge as the lock.

597
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,640
The latch clears and the box kind of tips open.

598
00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:21,200
A light begins to emanate from the seal in the top of the box.

599
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,920
Oh, Alydin is excited.

600
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,440
She runs her hands along the edges of the box and like.

601
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:33,279
It's the same warmth that's coming from this light slowly,

602
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,559
like just like ever so slowly.

603
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,200
You know, when you feel like you're the main character in a movie,

604
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,440
she's having her moment, her main character moment.

605
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:47,160
She's like, this is like the most important thing ever.

606
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:50,559
She opens the box.

607
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:56,759
You lift the lid on the box and light begins to pour out towards you

608
00:30:56,759 --> 00:31:00,120
and it dims and clears.

609
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:05,319
And sitting in the middle of this box is a small wooden toy.

610
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,000
What does the toy look like?

611
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,240
I'm going to give you Amy's answer first.

612
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,640
It is a small hamburger, a Royale with cheese, if you will.

613
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,200
Thank you so much. Oh, my God, thank you so much.

614
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,080
And it's stamped with B-A-M-F.

615
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,240
OK, but that's not what it really is, because it'd be crazy.

616
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:48,559
What is sitting there is one of those puzzle boxes,

617
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:54,480
one of the and not not like Rubik's Cube, but like.

618
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,840
I don't know how I'm trying to describe it.

619
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,920
We're like Hellraiser.

620
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,759
The Lammershants configuration.

621
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,799
Maybe I like Amy's face right now.

622
00:32:09,319 --> 00:32:12,120
Is it like like one of those ones where it doesn't look like it has anything,

623
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,880
but there's like a sliding panel and then you push a button

624
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,440
to be able to undo a magnet and a ball rolls

625
00:32:18,559 --> 00:32:20,080
shit like that.

626
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,080
Yeah, something like that.

627
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:25,120
There's like there's intricate carvings of

628
00:32:26,039 --> 00:32:28,160
runes or letters that

629
00:32:29,519 --> 00:32:31,120
Alydin can't make out.

630
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:37,440
And there are symbols and it feels somehow hollow

631
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,519
but heavy at the same time, like there's

632
00:32:41,519 --> 00:32:44,640
like there's something in it.

633
00:32:46,279 --> 00:32:48,440
And she shakes it and she hears nothing.

634
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:53,279
But there's a way to open the box, but there is no visible

635
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:58,519
hinges or any sort of seams

636
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,160
that Alydin can find.

637
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,640
You take this puzzle box and you go sit in one of the chairs

638
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,360
and chair squeaks beneath you.

639
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:13,160
And you're running it over in your hands and trying to decipher the runes.

640
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,960
And there's this wisp of light

641
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,120
that you don't really pay much attention to.

642
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,080
You're so enthralled with this this toy.

643
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,080
It begins to encircle your head.

644
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,200
And then goes out the back door.

645
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:36,319
And that's when you lift your head

646
00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:39,360
and you turn and you look towards the back door,

647
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,240
which is open and it's not usually open.

648
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,640
Not leaving the box, she is.

649
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,120
Just like obsessed with this box.

650
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,440
She walks over to the door and kind of peeks

651
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,120
out because she could have sworn that it was closed and

652
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,960
Bazaar always keeps it locked.

653
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,760
You poke your head out the door and it's it's dark.

654
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,640
It's pitch black, dark of night, and it feels

655
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:15,320
it feels off like there feels like something's not quite right.

656
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,280
But from somewhere in that darkness,

657
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:24,079
you hear the faint call of Tali.

658
00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:25,599
Tali.

659
00:34:27,079 --> 00:34:29,440
Alydin, where are you?

660
00:34:30,319 --> 00:34:34,400
She puts the puzzle box in her bucket

661
00:34:35,319 --> 00:34:40,639
and slowly steps out into the dark.

662
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,039
Tali.

663
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Tali.

664
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:49,920
Here, the creak of the door slowly closed behind her.

665
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:55,240
Here, the creak of the door slowly closed behind you as

666
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,639
the safety of the magic closet

667
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,079
leaves as the door latches.

668
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,720
You enter this dark space.

669
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,400
I'm in the dark again.

670
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,119
Do I feel like I'm outside or am I in one of those moments where

671
00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:20,799
the door shuts and it's just black?

672
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,079
We'll come back to you.

673
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:26,279
You just sit with that for a bit.

674
00:35:26,279 --> 00:35:28,679
Yeah, just wait there in the dark.

675
00:35:28,679 --> 00:35:29,679
You're used to it.

676
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:31,279
You've left your mind still.

677
00:35:33,639 --> 00:35:36,839
Kav, you were going to go see Bench or you were going to go back to your place?

678
00:35:36,839 --> 00:35:39,000
You're going to go have a drink, like.

679
00:35:39,279 --> 00:35:43,159
I was going to go see Bench, but I get waylaid by the handsome

680
00:35:43,159 --> 00:35:44,559
first officer from the ship.

681
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,039
Oh, OK.

682
00:35:47,039 --> 00:35:50,239
We we cut back down to the docks.

683
00:35:50,639 --> 00:35:57,599
And Kav, you are chatting with the first officer whose name

684
00:35:57,599 --> 00:36:01,639
I wish I pulled up all the fucking names because Jess gave me shit for giving

685
00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:04,679
someone an unnamed NPC.

686
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,039
Well, yeah, but we also explain that we don't want to just use their good

687
00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:11,119
names on potential throwaway characters.

688
00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:16,000
Look, Tom's making a pass at the first officer from the ship here.

689
00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:19,759
So I feel like he will be a throwaway character, but that's fine.

690
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,440
You don't know that. What if you really feel a connection?

691
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:25,599
You know, this is how Kav does it.

692
00:36:25,599 --> 00:36:27,799
Yeah, Kav keeps it easy breezy.

693
00:36:28,359 --> 00:36:30,719
Love them and leave them.

694
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,880
Set them free if they come back, yadda yadda.

695
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,759
File a restraining order.

696
00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:36,880
Oh, season three responses.

697
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,480
If it took me any longer than that, I would have just come up

698
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:45,519
with a name it at the exact threshold of time that Russell's willing to put

699
00:36:45,519 --> 00:36:51,440
into it before just saying like Garnie Gorsh Gorsh.

700
00:36:53,519 --> 00:36:56,000
Never mind. I don't talk to this person at all.

701
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,559
His name is Clark. He's so hot, but I can't.

702
00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:02,240
I mean, I just can't with the name Gorsh.

703
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:06,000
He's all. Can you imagine moaning that?

704
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,400
No, no.

705
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,800
It's a gnome named Gurgungl.

706
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,280
Yeah, that's a Gorsh, am I right?

707
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,960
You're talking to Gorsh.

708
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,800
No. I'm happy to talk to Gorsh.

709
00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:24,880
Gorsh. Gorsh is, well, I mean.

710
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,519
Yeah, let's go with Gorsh.

711
00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:29,639
Love it. Sorry.

712
00:37:29,639 --> 00:37:32,440
People who've given us names and we've found ourselves here.

713
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:37,000
The first mate of the of the captain of the captain,

714
00:37:37,159 --> 00:37:39,599
first mate of the ship that you just arrived on.

715
00:37:40,679 --> 00:37:42,599
Nice to see you back here.

716
00:37:42,599 --> 00:37:44,679
Is this where you're stopping or are you getting back on?

717
00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:48,280
Well, no, I'm you know, I'm here for the for the time being.

718
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,159
Do you want to go grab a drink or something?

719
00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:55,400
I'd love to. Yeah, we don't leave for, you know, here for the day at the least.

720
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:56,880
Is there a good spot around here?

721
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,039
There is a great spot.

722
00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:00,880
It's called the Brewed Awakening.

723
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,000
My buddy Benj runs it.

724
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,559
All right. Fantastic. Can't wait.

725
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:06,119
I can't wait. Just give me a moment.

726
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:09,639
I'll let them know I'm heading out and I'll be right down.

727
00:38:09,639 --> 00:38:11,719
Perfect. Hops up onto the ship there.

728
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:16,400
I'm sorry. This is an iconic, just like memorable

729
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,119
Dungeons moment.

730
00:38:18,119 --> 00:38:21,839
I don't think Tom's ever had a character that had any romantic interest.

731
00:38:21,839 --> 00:38:23,400
I don't think so either.

732
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,159
I like that it's been so easy, too.

733
00:38:25,159 --> 00:38:26,519
Till now, we just pointed it out.

734
00:38:26,519 --> 00:38:28,759
Now we're going to make it off.

735
00:38:28,759 --> 00:38:30,679
Yep. Yeah. Well, you know,

736
00:38:30,679 --> 00:38:33,679
like Russ named the love interest Gorsh.

737
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:34,960
That's true.

738
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,000
Which we haven't found out yet.

739
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,879
Oh, that's true.

740
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,239
So they haven't interacted on this voyage.

741
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,079
They've just been like eyeballing each other.

742
00:38:44,079 --> 00:38:45,319
Just like some knowing glances.

743
00:38:45,319 --> 00:38:48,599
Yeah, polite small talk, probably.

744
00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:49,599
But that's about it.

745
00:38:49,599 --> 00:38:52,279
Yeah, that doesn't sound like being on a ship.

746
00:38:52,279 --> 00:38:53,239
Yeah, it sounds like some.

747
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,480
Well, I'm trying.

748
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,159
Clara was running. That's true.

749
00:38:57,159 --> 00:38:59,159
There was some intense gambling going on.

750
00:38:59,159 --> 00:39:00,879
Yeah, right. That's right.

751
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:06,840
You wait a moment and you see this gentleman coming back down

752
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,760
and he calls to a couple of people, says, yeah, I'll be back soon.

753
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,079
Don't worry. I'll bring you back some food as well.

754
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,960
And he comes down and Kav, make a perception check.

755
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,800
Perception check.

756
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,000
Do you see his nameplans?

757
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,519
Is he wearing a uniform? Tell me more about it.

758
00:39:26,519 --> 00:39:29,440
I want to know, like, I mean, I would have to assume

759
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,159
he had some very tight fitting pants.

760
00:39:31,159 --> 00:39:32,320
And that's what drew Kav's interest.

761
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:36,679
This is what I'm wondering what Kav saw in him, that he was like, OK.

762
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,400
You can tell what kind of underwears he gets from chest of drawers.

763
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,559
You know what I'm saying? Absolutely.

764
00:39:41,559 --> 00:39:43,200
If any. None.

765
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,960
None. You said perception?

766
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:48,119
Yes, please. All right.

767
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:51,159
So that is a 16 after bonus. OK, 16.

768
00:39:51,159 --> 00:39:55,559
So, yeah, you see the first mate coming down

769
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:58,960
and, you know, describe the first mate for us.

770
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,480
What did draw Kav into this gentleman?

771
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:06,240
Well, he's got like a very nice, crisp uniform on.

772
00:40:07,039 --> 00:40:10,039
It's very white with some like navy blue accents.

773
00:40:10,519 --> 00:40:14,840
And yeah, just like a real nice, like sculpted butt in those pants.

774
00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:18,679
Kav has no idea what his face looks like.

775
00:40:18,679 --> 00:40:20,079
Oh, no. Yeah, no.

776
00:40:20,079 --> 00:40:22,559
Well, that's how we miss the name tag.

777
00:40:22,559 --> 00:40:26,079
Yeah, you see that sculpted

778
00:40:26,079 --> 00:40:29,840
button, those nice navy blue pants coming back down the gangplank.

779
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:32,679
And out of the corner of your eye, you see

780
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:37,279
Bazaar tear around a corner like full sprint

781
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:39,119
heading towards the hot block.

782
00:40:39,119 --> 00:40:41,880
And there is an intersection that kind of passes by.

783
00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:45,360
You see him like bolting.

784
00:40:46,199 --> 00:40:50,079
Bazaar. Sorry, sorry, one sec. Sorry.

785
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,199
What's up? Yeah, Kav.

786
00:40:53,199 --> 00:40:54,799
Hey, what's up?

787
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,360
You're in a hurry. What's what's shaking?

788
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,480
Oh, yeah, I I don't I don't know.

789
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,880
Alydin's not at the shop and a spell that I use to talk to people

790
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,760
didn't get answered.

791
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,360
And that means maybe they're not on this plane of existence anymore.

792
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,760
Oh, I don't know what that means for a child, but it's not right.

793
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:19,240
OK. Oh, I'm I'm I turn over to the first mate.

794
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:22,880
I'm I'm so sorry, but a friend of ours is missing

795
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,880
and I'm going to have to reschedule that drink.

796
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,119
That's that's OK. Is there anything we can do to help?

797
00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:33,000
I guess if you see a young girl with a bucket,

798
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,840
you let me know. All right.

799
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,079
OK, no other distinguishing characteristics.

800
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,720
Just a young girl with a red hair.

801
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,360
Well, I mean, red hair about yay high, you know, got it.

802
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,880
OK, poor looking.

803
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,640
Yeah, we'll keep an eye out.

804
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,039
Like I said, we're we're here all day.

805
00:41:50,039 --> 00:41:54,840
If you need any help, like we got a full crew, we can we can do

806
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,599
we can do something. Perfect.

807
00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:58,719
OK, thanks. Yeah, I'll let you know.

808
00:41:58,719 --> 00:41:59,840
Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

809
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,279
We didn't have a chance at Gorsh.

810
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,599
Gorsh. OK, yeah. Yeah.

811
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:07,360
Is that a family name?

812
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,320
Yeah, it was my my grandmother's name.

813
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,279
There's no time. We've got to go.

814
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:14,119
Because I say, man, like I'm going to Bonwyn's

815
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,480
going to Everbane's right now.

816
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,519
Check with Bonwyn, see if Bonwyn knows where she is.

817
00:42:17,519 --> 00:42:20,199
I just the lack of response.

818
00:42:20,519 --> 00:42:22,320
Yeah, that's crazy.

819
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,759
Yeah, OK. All right, let's go.

820
00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:28,119
Two of you book it down to the hot block and

821
00:42:29,199 --> 00:42:33,079
you make it to Everbane's and the door is ajar.

822
00:42:33,079 --> 00:42:35,719
And there's there's commotion inside.

823
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,960
And as you as you enter, you see Thane

824
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,079
and all of the children

825
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:47,719
that you've known to exist in and around Alydin.

826
00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:50,920
And there's June on the other side of the room

827
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,000
helping kind of wrangle and feed some some of the kids.

828
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,719
And Thane sees you enter and he calls you over.

829
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,960
He says, Bazaar, you're back.

830
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,239
Kav, good to see you.

831
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:06,400
So he he just he's something's wrong.

832
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,960
Something is not is not right. OK.

833
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:15,320
Bonwyn and Alydin and Dase have

834
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,800
so kids have been going missing.

835
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,800
Oh, Cedric was first.

836
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,760
We brought all the kids here.

837
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,519
Tally went missing while we while we were here.

838
00:43:27,519 --> 00:43:30,599
And then the three of them

839
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,039
followed this path like there's a banjo man.

840
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,360
And there's there's there's music.

841
00:43:38,559 --> 00:43:41,160
And like I don't

842
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,720
I can't explain it, but they followed these leaves.

843
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,840
They just said there was leaves and they had to follow them.

844
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,280
But they've been gone for two days.

845
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,320
Yeah, that's way too long to be gone.

846
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,960
Where are these leaves? Where do we go?

847
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,800
They went down to the there was a path to the forest.

848
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,000
June, June, are you are you OK?

849
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,400
I can take them as far as as far as I remember seeing.

850
00:44:04,519 --> 00:44:06,400
Oh, yeah, I got these little ones.

851
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,599
Don't you worry, you guys, come around, come around.

852
00:44:08,599 --> 00:44:09,720
I'm going to tell you a story.

853
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,760
Oh, is it a scary one again?

854
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,559
No, of course not. You're living the scary story.

855
00:44:14,559 --> 00:44:17,920
OK, good. Once upon a time, there was a vampire.

856
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,400
A vampire? Oh, wow.

857
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,800
That's not as scary as this.

858
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,720
Thane takes you out.

859
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,200
Did you guys just get back?

860
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,440
Yeah. Yeah, just got back.

861
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,320
Went to my shop.

862
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,039
Alydin's not there.

863
00:44:31,039 --> 00:44:34,599
Yeah, we've had we've had every every day since been gone.

864
00:44:34,599 --> 00:44:37,239
Like the the guard has been out looking like they

865
00:44:38,639 --> 00:44:39,880
and nobody's been able to find them.

866
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,279
They've been into the forest like they can't.

867
00:44:42,279 --> 00:44:45,679
Anyway, they're OK.

868
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,119
Banjo Man

869
00:44:48,839 --> 00:44:51,360
Bard came down was singing a song.

870
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,239
Kids picked up the song, started singing the song.

871
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,519
The song was creepy.

872
00:44:55,519 --> 00:44:59,480
Like the song was like really like, why do kids sing this song?

873
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,559
You know, talking about like a banjo man is going to come

874
00:45:02,559 --> 00:45:04,519
get you in your sleep kind of vibe.

875
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,039
That's terrifying. Not cool.

876
00:45:07,039 --> 00:45:08,800
And then what did they say?

877
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,000
And then there was Cedric went missing.

878
00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:12,800
There were there were leaves.

879
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,639
They were in a bag because Bonwyn put him in a bag.

880
00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:18,759
And then she said something about a shimmering musical note,

881
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:19,639
something like that.

882
00:45:19,639 --> 00:45:21,599
And you guys are walking towards the forest.

883
00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:24,880
The shimmering note where it was etched

884
00:45:25,159 --> 00:45:29,000
is etched into the into the floor, etched into the floor at the school.

885
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,159
OK.

886
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:35,039
Um, let's go see if we can find this trail.

887
00:45:35,039 --> 00:45:38,199
And then if we don't find anything there, that's our second stop.

888
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:39,559
Yeah, of course, of course.

889
00:45:39,559 --> 00:45:43,239
And he takes the lead and down the street

890
00:45:43,879 --> 00:45:46,639
towards the Verboten Forest and

891
00:45:48,839 --> 00:45:51,279
a large wind picks up at that point

892
00:45:51,279 --> 00:45:54,039
and leaves from the entire Verboten Forest

893
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,399
begin to move off of the trees and swirl around you.

894
00:45:57,639 --> 00:46:01,920
Bizarre, do you you sense

895
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,280
a similar feeling, not the same,

896
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,680
but a similar feeling to when you were down in the mine

897
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,639
and you saw that portal in front of you, like there was a

898
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,920
a disturbance, something that in you,

899
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,800
in the essence of your very being sensed

900
00:46:22,119 --> 00:46:25,760
was different about the space that you were in, a difference about the world.

901
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,600
Was there a disturbance in the force?

902
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,560
No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that.

903
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,760
Come at me, Lucas.

904
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,320
No, it's Josney.

905
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,720
They're going to get Josney now.

906
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,680
Yeah. Oh, boy.

907
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,080
You get this feeling and it's like the wind passes by

908
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,600
and it comes on as this chill as you continue forward.

909
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:46,760
You're unsettled.

910
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:53,360
You know that something has shifted in the direction that you are going.

911
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:59,800
Um, Cav, do you have all of your equipment with you?

912
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:04,160
Are you? I have a feeling this is giving me the same vibes

913
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,720
as what happened down in the mines.

914
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:09,039
Oh, shit. No. Oh, yeah.

915
00:47:09,039 --> 00:47:10,000
No, I have everything.

916
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,599
Like, I didn't even get a chance to go home.

917
00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:14,320
So. OK. OK. Just just double checking.

918
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,880
Um, like at least Bonwyn's with her.

919
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,320
We've got to go in there.

920
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,640
We'll get him back. It's going to be totally cool.

921
00:47:21,879 --> 00:47:23,119
We got this.

922
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,159
Yeah, we do. Let's get after it.

923
00:47:27,159 --> 00:47:30,480
Welcome home, am I fucking right?

924
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:41,559
Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 4 Episode 14, starring Amy More as Alydin,

925
00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:46,440
Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave,

926
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:51,159
Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

927
00:47:51,199 --> 00:47:54,960
Dialogue, editing and sound design of today's episode is by Russ More.

928
00:47:55,079 --> 00:47:59,159
Music is from Epidemic Sound and sound effects are from Epidemic Sound

929
00:47:59,159 --> 00:48:00,319
and Boom Library.

930
00:48:00,319 --> 00:48:02,920
Our amazing cover art is by Matt Garbutt.

931
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,519
And we'd like to say a huge thank you to our supporting producers,

932
00:48:06,519 --> 00:48:11,159
including Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, Kat Waterflame, Jacob Madden,

933
00:48:11,159 --> 00:48:15,759
Angaron Kiersen, Perry Matey, Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss

934
00:48:15,759 --> 00:48:17,079
and L.A. Branton.

935
00:48:17,079 --> 00:48:18,879
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936
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,720
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937
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,280
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938
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,800
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939
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:28,960
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940
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,200
But until then, have a great week and we'll talk to you soon.

941
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,760
It's a grumbly dog. Apologies.

942
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,880
No, these are just noises from inside the woods.

943
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:38,840
They're just forest.

944
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,760
Yeah, street noise. We're running down the streets.

945
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,800
We can hear people snoring through their open windows.

946
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:43,800
That's right.

947
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,160
Should I roll my speed?

948
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,760
Tally takes off and you. Nope.

949
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:51,440
What? I'm Alydin, Alydin, take, sorry, Alydin,

950
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,400
going to go save some kids and go fuck a sailor.

951
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,080
Hell, yeah.

952
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,320
I mean, I would have preferred the order had been the other way, but whatever.

953
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,440
He said he'd wait for me. It's fine.

954
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,440
Did he yell it like, oh, wait for you

955
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:07,720
till the end of the day.

956
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:09,240
And then you do have to.

957
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,840
And then we've got to get out of here.

958
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,160
Seems like you had a dodged a bullet. Kind of needy.

959
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,280
He's named after his grandmother.

960
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,120
That's where we'll wrap the episode.

961
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,120
There's no time.

962
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,600
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.
