1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,520 Don't go anywhere, Dumbgeons and Dragons starts in just a second. 2 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:14,280 Bizard and Kavlaran open the door, incense begins to pour out of this establishment. 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:21,640 There's blinking lights, a smoky air to the space as you enter the chest of drawers. 4 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:35,600 And the walls are completely lined with the most colorful, all different sizes of underwear that you've got more than you've ever seen or pictured before in your life. 5 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:46,320 And it takes a moment as you're kind of clearing the smoke from your eyes and popping right up in front of you is this older man, very, very skinny. 6 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:53,880 He's got a tan shirt with a brown vest over top. 7 00:00:54,119 --> 00:00:58,799 His pants are three sizes too big, and he's got them cinched up with a rope. 8 00:00:59,079 --> 00:01:07,280 And he comes jumping up to you and says, Good day, my friends, come into the chest of drawers. 9 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,519 What can I find for you? 10 00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:09,799 Shall we do some fittings? 11 00:01:10,239 --> 00:01:18,759 Yeah, yeah, um, Kavlaran, I don't know if you wanted to just drop by and pick up or if you know your size or if you wanted to get something custom. 12 00:01:18,799 --> 00:01:25,439 I mean, I won't lie, this place has changed a little bit for the last time I was here, and I just needed like a second to take it all in. 13 00:01:25,479 --> 00:01:27,280 Oh, we have made some improvements. 14 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,640 When was the last time you were here? 15 00:01:28,759 --> 00:01:30,519 It's been like a couple months? 16 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:31,759 Years. 17 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:46,359 There were some little market research that we did that said bright lights, incense was popular with the kids, we've got the music that I was about to turn on, it disappears in the back. 18 00:01:46,359 --> 00:01:47,040 Just give me a moment. 19 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,560 And then you hear just like this thumping bass coming from the back. 20 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,840 I'm working late because I'm a singer. 21 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:54,680 I assume. 22 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:58,280 I was expecting a lot more sitar, but all right, I'm into it. 23 00:01:58,799 --> 00:02:05,239 And he comes out and there's this disco ball begins lowering from the ceiling and says, what do you think? 24 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,040 I absolutely love it. 25 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,960 I knew people would. 26 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,240 Incense is a little much, maybe dial that back a bit. 27 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:16,120 Dial back the incense, he writes on his notebook, dial back the incense. 28 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:16,719 Okay, perfect. 29 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:17,080 Thank you. 30 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:17,360 Thank you. 31 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,360 Nobody said that before. 32 00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:24,000 Looking at you, looking at you two, um, tight briefs and a G string. 33 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:25,080 Yes. 34 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:26,000 Perfect. 35 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:26,719 Absolutely. 36 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,800 As long as it's a silk. 37 00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:30,400 Oh, yes, of course. 38 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,479 And he, uh, zips over to a shelf off to the side. 39 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:37,039 Wait, are you getting the G string or am I getting? 40 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:41,560 I mean, I was pretty sure I was getting it, but I guess we're going to see when he comes back. 41 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:43,240 We'll just buy whatever and we can take whatever. 42 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:44,199 Absolutely. 43 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:47,639 I was just wondering who was the G string and who was the brief. 44 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,240 Can't wait. 45 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,759 I like that the man is going to decide, right? 46 00:02:51,199 --> 00:02:52,479 I pick your panties now. 47 00:02:52,479 --> 00:02:55,319 It's fine. 48 00:02:55,319 --> 00:02:56,519 Less choices in my life. 49 00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:57,159 I'm all for it. 50 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,479 That Steve jobs situation. 51 00:03:01,159 --> 00:03:12,000 He comes over with this silver platter of a tray and there are four different types of, of, uh, tight briefs on one and four different G strings on the other. 52 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:18,639 Um, and he's like waving them back and forth in front of you as if waiting to see who picks them. 53 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:22,159 And then he drops the G strings in front of cav. 54 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,760 Says, yeah, did I get it? 55 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,720 Oh, yes, of course. 56 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,400 My good sir. 57 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,480 Nailed it in the hands. 58 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,240 He says there's no trying on what's your size. 59 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:35,960 We could, we could measure, but of course that that's entirely up to you. 60 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,800 Uh, I I'm a thick with two C's. 61 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,280 Thick with two C's. 62 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:46,840 Uh, he checks the label, called it thin with six eyes, thin with six eyes. 63 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,240 He looks at the label, called it again. 64 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,680 I haven't lost my touch. 65 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:51,600 No trying on. 66 00:03:51,639 --> 00:03:59,719 I mean, we could sure go into the back, try them on, try and keep whatever there's magic in this world. 67 00:03:59,719 --> 00:04:01,120 We'll just get them to clean it after. 68 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,719 If there's anything wrong with it, we can press to digitate it clean. 69 00:04:04,719 --> 00:04:05,159 It'll be fine. 70 00:04:05,159 --> 00:04:05,599 Perfect. 71 00:04:05,959 --> 00:04:06,280 Yes. 72 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:06,479 Yeah. 73 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:07,159 As you were. 74 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:07,680 Okay. 75 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,000 Hold on. 76 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,359 I'm sorry. 77 00:04:08,359 --> 00:04:08,680 Pause. 78 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,000 Does anybody else feel like press the digitation? 79 00:04:12,639 --> 00:04:16,199 All it does is alter the thing. 80 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:19,519 Like let's say you're cleaning a pair of dirty undies. 81 00:04:20,359 --> 00:04:20,680 Mm hmm. 82 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,399 Those undies are still technically dirty. 83 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:26,680 There's like just a layer of press the digitation over top of it. 84 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:27,759 Oh, it cleans it. 85 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,759 I, that's not, I feel about that spell. 86 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,159 I feel like- 87 00:04:32,159 --> 00:04:35,359 You're thinking more it went, like it took everything down to the, to the 88 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,000 crick and beat them on the rocks. 89 00:04:38,759 --> 00:04:40,959 Like, I feel like it's layered. 90 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:42,199 It is transmutation. 91 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:46,599 It's literally altering an item's, you know, contents and everything. 92 00:04:46,599 --> 00:04:46,879 Yeah. 93 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:51,360 In my heart, it's just a layer of, I don't know. 94 00:04:51,719 --> 00:04:53,120 Like Scotchgard or something? 95 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:56,839 Like a Scotchgard, like transmutating Scotchgard on the underwear. 96 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:04,000 The Robert Munch book where she colors herself with the amazing 97 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,360 never come off until you're dead markers. 98 00:05:08,159 --> 00:05:11,240 I mean, it's been a long time since I've read any of those. 99 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,600 Anyway, she finds it, she gets a peach one. 100 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:17,680 And after she had finished marking all over herself, she 101 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:18,920 colored over it with peach. 102 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:19,760 That's how I feel. 103 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,760 The cold meds are kicking in. 104 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:23,480 I'm so sorry. 105 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,400 Continue on. 106 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:24,920 Fair, fair. 107 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,640 No. 108 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,120 Amy's flying high tonight. 109 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:29,920 That's okay. 110 00:05:30,879 --> 00:05:33,520 You, the two of you go into the back and he says, call if 111 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,320 you need something seasonal. 112 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,840 You can just go ahead and bring it. 113 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:37,879 I'm always interested. 114 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:38,160 Same. 115 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:38,760 Love it. 116 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,560 Would you like some different fits? 117 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,400 No, you just, you bring me what you feel is best. 118 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,080 Dealer's choice. 119 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,720 Like you guys, did you ask his name? 120 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,960 Who's this gentleman choosing out your undies? 121 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:50,520 It's Mr. 122 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:51,000 Chest. 123 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,600 Obviously it's Mr. 124 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,439 Of drawers. 125 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,640 Chester drawers. 126 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,560 All surnames are after a trade, right? 127 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:04,640 It's Mr. 128 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,480 Chester drawers. 129 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:05,840 Yeah. 130 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,000 It's like Iceland. 131 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,320 That's how they do their last names, but not professional. 132 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,400 Oh, I thought you were talking about. 133 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,160 I thought you were making a joke about Iceland because it's not 134 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,480 ice, it's green. 135 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,280 No. 136 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:23,480 Cause they like name their last names after their dads. 137 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,240 Oh God, you guys. 138 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:26,800 We cut to the answer, Smith. 139 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,080 You doing okay? 140 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,680 I'm, I'm here. 141 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:34,400 Okay. 142 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,560 Well it's your turn next. 143 00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:43,360 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D and D actual play podcast, and I'm 144 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,040 your dungeon master, Russ More. 145 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,959 He, him also joining me today is Amy More as Alydin. 146 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:51,840 She, her, I'm going to wail on that bucket so hard. 147 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,120 Carla Max dead as Bonwyn Everbane. 148 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,800 She, her, I think we do it classic sleepover style. 149 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,800 Tom layered as Kavlaran Goldweave. 150 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,360 He, him. 151 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,079 I don't think you want it to be kept loose. 152 00:07:02,079 --> 00:07:04,720 If it's on the down low and Kyle class it as bizarre. 153 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,480 The wizard. 154 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:06,120 He, him. 155 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,640 I don't think that's actually a game. 156 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,040 I don't spend much time on boats. 157 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,240 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast where you can 158 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,760 join us at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 159 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,760 We have an entire other show over there called the adventures of 160 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,720 where we play more D and D and have just a really great time. 161 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,200 And Hey, don't forget next week. 162 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:27,000 We have a very special holiday episode. 163 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,800 Two of them actually coming out for you. 164 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,480 So, you know, stick around here. 165 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,160 Fuck it. 166 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,000 Let's play. 167 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:39,000 Alydin and a lot of the kids. 168 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:43,520 Oh, I think we said all of the kids were going to have a sleepover. 169 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,600 Big sleepover. 170 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,040 At Everbane. 171 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,160 Bane, Day said he would probably come, which is good. 172 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,040 Cause this is a lot of children for me to feel responsible for. 173 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,080 Although they've been taking care of themselves, but still. 174 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:54,640 Yeah. 175 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,600 I don't think they require a lot of extra care, but like, you don't 176 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,240 know how trashy they might trash the place. 177 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:00,960 They're children. 178 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:01,560 That's right. 179 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:05,879 It's been a very commotion filled evening. 180 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,079 Everybody's been tucked in. 181 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:13,639 Bonwyn and Alydin and Dase and Thane are all kind of just collecting 182 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:16,840 themselves in the, in the main areas. 183 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:21,120 Everybody's drifted off into the various, I guess, how many bedrooms do you have? 184 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,399 Not even really bedrooms. 185 00:08:22,439 --> 00:08:26,720 I think we do it classic sleepover style where we like pull all the beds 186 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,519 in and we're like in the big open space because we had just kind of 187 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,160 moved everything after monster destruction. 188 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,800 So things hadn't quite been set back up. 189 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:40,120 So like, and it's warm and cozy because we've like banked the, the 190 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:44,560 fires and the forages and like, you know, everybody's eating popcorn 191 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,000 and told scary stories. 192 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,840 And now they're all just kind of drifting off to sleep. 193 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,360 Maybe the four, I was going to say the four of us adults. 194 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,360 No, maybe the four of us. 195 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:59,800 I mean, Alydin totally is like, like in my little office that's 196 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:01,519 like off that main area. 197 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:02,279 All right. 198 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:07,399 As all of the kids are drifting off, door closes and the four of you are 199 00:09:07,399 --> 00:09:12,399 in the room and Dase looks around and sits down in one of the, on one of 200 00:09:12,399 --> 00:09:17,959 the stools that's in this space and says, do you need us to stay all night? 201 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:19,039 I don't think so. 202 00:09:19,039 --> 00:09:21,439 I mean, we're all here or I don't know. 203 00:09:21,439 --> 00:09:23,759 I guess we should be maybe doing watch. 204 00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:25,839 I think we do need you to stay. 205 00:09:25,839 --> 00:09:26,679 I've reconsidered. 206 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:27,159 Roger that. 207 00:09:27,159 --> 00:09:27,559 Yeah. 208 00:09:27,759 --> 00:09:32,679 We need to, we need to do a watch in case another kid wanders off or is taken 209 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:36,959 or got to figure out what's going on. 210 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,120 So maybe Alydin first watch because. 211 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:40,959 Yeah. 212 00:09:41,079 --> 00:09:42,439 Then you can get some sleep. 213 00:09:43,199 --> 00:09:43,519 Yeah. 214 00:09:43,519 --> 00:09:47,240 I would, I could do, I could do any watch. 215 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,120 Oh, I know you could, but I don't want you to have to. 216 00:09:50,519 --> 00:09:51,839 It's not a competition. 217 00:09:51,839 --> 00:09:52,519 Yeah. 218 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,039 Okay. 219 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,120 Do I like just sit by the door? 220 00:09:56,759 --> 00:10:00,639 Well, you can just find, you can pull a comfortable chair in there. 221 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,279 Okay. 222 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,039 And just watch closer to the fire. 223 00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:05,519 You could read a book or something. 224 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:09,759 I mean, we're not looking for, um, a mouse creeping in. 225 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:12,560 I don't think, I think it will be obvious if a kid gets up and 226 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,440 starts to like wander away. 227 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:20,840 And then just, um, I guess raise all hell, maybe bang this, 228 00:10:21,799 --> 00:10:23,080 give her a pod and ladle. 229 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,639 I take the ladle and then I lift my bucket and go, yes. 230 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:30,400 And then I put the ladle inside the bucket. 231 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:30,759 Yeah. 232 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:31,400 All right. 233 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,160 I got this. 234 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:33,200 You got this. 235 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:33,720 I got this. 236 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,480 And we'll be, we'll be just right in here. 237 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,520 A couple of us will be trying to just get a little rest as well. 238 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,759 So we can make it through the night, but yeah, we'll be right in here. 239 00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:42,960 Door will be cracked open. 240 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:43,680 Okay. 241 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,160 Okay. 242 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:45,520 I'm going. 243 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,400 You enter back into the space with all of the sleeping children, 244 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,680 a couple of them stirs. 245 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:57,440 You come in and look up at you and put their heads back down on their 246 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,560 pillows and drift off to sleep. 247 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:08,360 You sit in a chair that's reasonably comfortable over by one of the fires. 248 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,600 And what do you do? 249 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:17,200 I think what Alydin does is gets her bucket and takes a little pocket 250 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:23,680 knife out that she has and is just kind of like meticulously like scraping 251 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,520 off a little bit of rust on her bucket. 252 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,320 Like not making a huge man of noise. 253 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,080 She's not raising all hell or anything. 254 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:36,560 Um, but she's like, and like carving some, some pictures into her bucket 255 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:40,360 with the knife and just pretty much anything to keep herself awake. 256 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,000 Cause she does not want to fall asleep. 257 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,200 How embarrassing would that be? 258 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,280 How embarrassing? 259 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:45,240 So embarrassing. 260 00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:51,759 Uh, the night drifts on a little bit and your eyes begin to get a little heavy. 261 00:11:51,759 --> 00:11:53,639 Would you make a constitution saving throw? 262 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,000 Oh my God. 263 00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:56,799 I'm just going to roll on my iPad. 264 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:57,439 Oh no. 265 00:11:57,439 --> 00:11:58,439 It's like real life. 266 00:11:59,039 --> 00:11:59,519 Oh no. 267 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:00,959 I got a 19. 268 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,480 Oh, that's not like real life. 269 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,919 No plus two. 270 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 It's a 21. 271 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:09,360 I believe that Alydin would be like, I'm awake for 21 hours. 272 00:12:10,199 --> 00:12:11,399 Stay awake my whole life. 273 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:16,319 Yeah, your eyes begin to get a little heavy and you shake it off and 274 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,879 plaster them open as much as you can. 275 00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:21,720 I get up and walk around a little bit. 276 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,720 It's the blood moving. 277 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,600 It's always a good trick. 278 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:23,879 Yep. 279 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,919 No, definitely won't open a window. 280 00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:30,959 That might be how the banjo man gets in. 281 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:32,720 That shut Tom up. 282 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,000 Yeah. 283 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:33,559 What do you think? 284 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:34,120 Windows? 285 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,519 He didn't know he wasn't here. 286 00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:36,159 Yeah, it's true. 287 00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:37,120 Oh, fair. 288 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:37,480 Yeah. 289 00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,840 I mean, I was there for the creepy song. 290 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:40,679 Yeah, yeah. 291 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:51,400 You finish out your watch and next one in is Bonwyn comes in, sees you pacing 292 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,600 about the room at this point. 293 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,720 Okay, go to bed. 294 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,360 We got this. 295 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:56,840 You're good. 296 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,120 Did you see anything weird? 297 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,240 No, nothing weird. 298 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,720 Are you guys sure you're okay? 299 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,000 You don't need me to take another hour or two? 300 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,400 I tell you what, we'll wake you up if we need you. 301 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:06,360 Okay. 302 00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:15,480 I think maybe I have borrowed a book, let's say from June, since she used to 303 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,879 work at the school, perhaps she was like the keeper of the books and I'm looking 304 00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:26,039 to see if I can learn any more about like, it's like a folklore kind of book, 305 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:32,320 maybe about the banjo man or that weird treble clef kind of symbol that was 306 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,840 burned into the floor. 307 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,200 Symbol that was burned into the floor. 308 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,800 I'll roll library. 309 00:13:38,879 --> 00:13:40,000 Just kidding. 310 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,280 That's a cyberpunk roll. 311 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,399 History is probably the best. 312 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,920 What about something I'm good at? 313 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,560 Do you have a good investigation? 314 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:51,480 Cause like, I do have a good investigation, but yeah, I wouldn't 315 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,720 quite correlate, it's probably history. 316 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,160 Uh, that's not the worst 14. 317 00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:02,440 Crack open the book and you're flipping through the stories of all 318 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:06,160 the tales that, uh, that have been collected over the years. 319 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:14,280 And, um, you come across one that catches your eye about a person 320 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:20,000 who was down on their luck, spent some time traveling from city to 321 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,880 city, playing their music. 322 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,360 They weren't the best. 323 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:32,600 The moral of this tale is, um, all kind of wraps up into do what you 324 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,279 love and good things will come. 325 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:41,440 This tale though, as you continue to read on about this person, 326 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,360 it's all very, there's not a lot of specifics. 327 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,480 They never named the person in this tale. 328 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:53,080 They just call them the man or the, or the, or the person or the musician. 329 00:14:53,400 --> 00:15:00,280 It gets to a point and they are introduced to a being from the fey. 330 00:15:00,759 --> 00:15:03,160 This being makes them a deal. 331 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:09,200 You continue to play music every time you play, you will get better. 332 00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:17,840 And in return, you will bring people to the fey for this being. 333 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:22,400 The tale in and of itself, as you continue to flip the pages 334 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,720 as you're reading through, you find it isn't completely finished. 335 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:33,559 This goes on to, um, tell you how much this person has become like 336 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:37,360 this well renowned musician throughout the land. 337 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:43,360 And as you get to the last page, it stops kind of mid page as if the, 338 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:52,319 the person, as if the person writing it just stops at the end of the 339 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,960 stopped, it's in the middle of a phrase. 340 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:01,560 And then instead of what, um, you know, would come at the end, 341 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:07,760 the, uh, a proper piece of punctuation, there is a tiny musical note. 342 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:14,200 As you hit that, your eyes begin to get a little heavy. 343 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,680 If you'd make a constitution saving throw, please. 344 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:19,920 16. 345 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,040 Your eyes begin to get heavy and your, your head bobs. 346 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,760 And as that happens and you're kind of correcting yourself and you look 347 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:32,840 back down at the page, there's like what appears to be like a shimmer 348 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,720 across this, just this one page. 349 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,800 You flip back and forth a couple of times. 350 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,640 And, and then when you come back to it, that shimmers gone. 351 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,080 There's a hand taps you on the shoulder and it's DACE. 352 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,240 So is everything okay? 353 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,879 Yeah, Russ, I think I remember this right. 354 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:59,159 Wasn't there also like a shimmer thing on the actual, what was it on the 355 00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:01,480 leaf or on the etching that I did? 356 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,120 Or it was, yeah, it was on the musical note that looked like it 357 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:07,000 was scratched or burned into, okay. 358 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,519 On the actual one, not the copy. 359 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:09,839 Okay. 360 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,640 That's what I thought. 361 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,160 But before I started telling tall tales today, so I wanted to make sure. 362 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,880 Um, I'm, I'm good. 363 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,200 I think I found something. 364 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,079 What's that? 365 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:25,480 Well, you know, that etching that I showed you that burn kind of musical thing. 366 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:30,000 Well, the real one is like, had a bit of a, I don't know how to 367 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,960 explain it, like a shimmer on it. 368 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:37,079 Um, like something not of here. 369 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,759 And I was just reading in this book about this musician who makes a deal 370 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:45,200 with someone from the Faye to get excellent at music, but then they owe 371 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:51,039 this Faye creature people as payment. 372 00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:52,360 No, that doesn't sound good. 373 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,400 And I saw the same thing. 374 00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:55,200 Shimmer thing. 375 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:55,480 Right. 376 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:56,559 You see it? 377 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,680 Takes the book from you and I, I don't, I'm sorry. 378 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,400 I don't, I don't see any shimmer. 379 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,519 I hands it back. 380 00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:05,600 I mean, we go way back. 381 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,799 So you believe that I see these things. 382 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:08,400 Yeah. 383 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,480 I mean, it's also like, I believe that you've seen it. 384 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,640 It's also very late. 385 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:17,480 We've been up dealing with, you know, not saying that what I'm saying is I believe you. 386 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,960 There's a lot of strange things that are happening. 387 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,240 Indeed. 388 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,320 What do you know about the Faye? 389 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,800 I don't really know much. 390 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,320 Like the stories we used to tell when we were kids. 391 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,640 And like, they're just stories for boat and forest and like 392 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,800 spooky tales to tell at night. 393 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,040 No, that's, that's all that same thing. 394 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,960 I don't, I don't really know it. 395 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:42,400 If only we had him a wizard here who might know some things. 396 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,840 Of course he's off to Kingstown. 397 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:44,519 That's okay though. 398 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:45,160 Of course. 399 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:49,440 So like our one sort of real magical person. 400 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:53,560 Should look at diversifying that specialty. 401 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:54,600 Yeah. 402 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,720 I mean, he's normally always around, but this is, I mean, we could really 403 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,200 use some insight here. 404 00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,200 Do you think someone else might know? 405 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:07,880 Like, I mean, like some, some of the older folks down by my parents or June 406 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,880 or someone like, I don't know. 407 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,320 In the morning at the very Lacey, you know, you got this from June. 408 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,320 You said you can maybe check and see if she has all the old books from 409 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,880 the, from the schools, like at the mill. 410 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:22,800 I don't know. 411 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,280 Should we send the kids to stay at the old folks place with the old folks 412 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,280 or then will they be unprotected? 413 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:35,480 I, well, I mean, they'll, we give them warning when, before we send 414 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,160 the kids down to the old folks place. 415 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:37,720 Oh yeah. 416 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:41,960 I didn't think we should just send, you know, 30 random children down. 417 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:43,559 Yeah. 418 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:43,799 Yeah. 419 00:19:43,799 --> 00:19:44,319 I'll send a note maybe. 420 00:19:44,319 --> 00:19:47,600 Make sure that there are extra, extra festivities that they have running 421 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,400 around, you know, just put on pause while the kids are there. 422 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,079 Well, there'll definitely be some canoe rides. 423 00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:54,200 There's like 150 canoes kicking around that place. 424 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,200 My dad's gone nuts. 425 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,039 So, yeah. 426 00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:56,799 Okay. 427 00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:56,960 Yeah. 428 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,839 I think that'll be good. 429 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,440 That'll be good. 430 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:58,759 Yeah. 431 00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:00,000 Hey, well, just a thought. 432 00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:02,559 Um, let's, let's check that out in the morning. 433 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,120 Uh, but I didn't see anything other than, other than this. 434 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:10,760 And I think, and can I actually do like, just in case I was so engrossed, 435 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:14,360 like a head count, make sure everybody's still there. 436 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:14,640 Yep. 437 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,440 Rural investigation. 438 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,280 11. 439 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:17,960 Yeah. 440 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,800 You look around, nothing's changed. 441 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,040 I run out of fingers and toes. 442 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,160 I can't go higher. 443 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,440 You, you see all, basically everybody there that doesn't look like 444 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,440 there's any empty cots in the space. 445 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,120 Nothing's changed with the doors or windows. 446 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,240 Like everything is as you, as you left. 447 00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:36,240 Okay. 448 00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:37,400 I'm going to hit the rack. 449 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,559 You're in charge. 450 00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:38,759 Yep. 451 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:39,599 You got it. 452 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,359 Uh, Dase goes over as you head out into the other room and he's 453 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:47,640 tossing another couple logs on the fire just to stoke that back up. 454 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,680 And he sits back in the chair and notices there's a book beside 455 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,160 him and also starts reading. 456 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,400 We don't need Bazaar. 457 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,039 We're going to be so smart by the end of all this studying. 458 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:03,480 We'll be right back. 459 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:05,519 It's the middle. 460 00:21:06,079 --> 00:21:07,200 That way I don't have to worry about it. 461 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:08,119 Mm hmm. 462 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:08,879 There you go. 463 00:21:08,879 --> 00:21:09,359 Lovely. 464 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,200 Welcome to middle everybody. 465 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:11,720 Hello middle. 466 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,159 Hello. 467 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:12,879 Middle. 468 00:21:13,399 --> 00:21:14,359 How's everybody doing? 469 00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:15,599 Good. 470 00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:16,200 Real great. 471 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,240 Hey, fucking-tastic. 472 00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:19,000 Is that real? 473 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,159 Cause that automatically sounds sarcastic. 474 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:21,759 Uh-huh. 475 00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:22,440 Damn it. 476 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,079 That's fucking-tastic. 477 00:21:24,279 --> 00:21:26,240 That's the, that's the fucking-tastic. 478 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,799 That's the Tom situation that he was talking about earlier. 479 00:21:28,879 --> 00:21:29,359 Yeah. 480 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,839 Fan fucking-tastic. 481 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,119 Fan fucking-tastic. 482 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,519 Fan fucking-tastic. 483 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:33,960 You can't. 484 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,759 I don't think you can. 485 00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:35,879 Fan fucking-tastic. 486 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:36,480 Yeah. 487 00:21:36,639 --> 00:21:38,240 Fan fucking-tastic. 488 00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:39,759 Nah, it's too, it's too rabid. 489 00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:42,200 That one was definitely pretty aggressive. 490 00:21:42,399 --> 00:21:43,039 Yeah. 491 00:21:43,759 --> 00:21:44,240 Man. 492 00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:47,599 Well, we didn't swear at all in this episode until this point. 493 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:48,680 Oh wow, we did so good. 494 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,960 So now this one has to be explicit again. 495 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:50,919 Sorry everybody. 496 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:51,839 Oh well. 497 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,159 They should all just be labeled explicit. 498 00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:54,519 They are. 499 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,480 That's a good call. 500 00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:04,200 Yeah, no, just to catch all of those, uh, flamie kin sex room from season two, season one. 501 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,039 Any innuendos that happen to get by us. 502 00:22:06,039 --> 00:22:10,319 It's just a blanket of careful explicit. 503 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:10,799 Yeah. 504 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,319 Yes. 505 00:22:12,319 --> 00:22:17,160 Just, just assume that we're going to say something and it's going to be off-color. 506 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:17,559 Yeah. 507 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,720 That's just a good way. 508 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:23,400 And it might be sarcastic, but it might not be, depending on who says it. 509 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:23,759 It's true. 510 00:22:23,799 --> 00:22:24,319 Exactly. 511 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:31,359 But either way, it'll probably be profane air time. 512 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,559 My profanity comes from the heart. 513 00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:36,759 You know what else comes from the heart? 514 00:22:36,879 --> 00:22:37,359 What? 515 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,759 The love that we give our Patreon subscribers over at Patreon. 516 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,279 So much love. 517 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:46,439 You just go to patreon.com slash dump dragon cast. 518 00:22:46,439 --> 00:22:49,639 You sign up, you get a lot of great bonus content. 519 00:22:49,839 --> 00:22:51,000 There's a book club. 520 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,679 There's special discord channel. 521 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,400 All kinds of good stuff. 522 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,240 Maybe you can play with us. 523 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,320 But of course, also you get an episode dedicated to you. 524 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:07,519 Like today's patron, Lisa S Beasley. 525 00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:16,680 Lisa has recommended a couple of really good books to me in the discord. 526 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,840 So yeah, it's not just all D and D in there. 527 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,920 You can get book recs, get all kinds of good stuff, recipes, all 528 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:23,920 sorts of stuff. 529 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:24,840 Yeah. 530 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,320 And just getting to know people. 531 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,759 Just some nice people. 532 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,200 Yeah. 533 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:28,800 Yeah. 534 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,320 Oh, good times. 535 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:30,640 We're all over there. 536 00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:32,320 The love. 537 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:32,840 Yeah. 538 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,560 This is fan fucking-tastic. 539 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,920 No, see you can't say it. 540 00:23:39,039 --> 00:23:41,120 Fan fucking-tastic. 541 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:41,440 Nope. 542 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,440 Sorry guys. 543 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:43,720 I got a smile. 544 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,519 This is actually now our most swearing-est episode. 545 00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:48,400 Just trying to swear. 546 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,519 Yeah, but we're working out something. 547 00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:52,279 What if we, what if we flip it? 548 00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:58,399 What if we go fucking-fantastic, but not fan fucking-tastic? 549 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,399 No, see, yeah, it's the placement of the fucking. 550 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:05,680 It's cause in that situation, fuck actually fivils a grammatical role as an adjective. 551 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,879 And it's never like a positive adjective either. 552 00:24:09,879 --> 00:24:15,720 So, I mean, I mean, unless it's fucking great, fucking great, fucking great. 553 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:21,680 But if you're like inserting it in the middle of a word, it's not just on its own. 554 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,640 Fucking potato casserole. 555 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:24,240 Yeah. 556 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,240 See, if you put it in the middle. 557 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,519 I don't know, that sounded kind of pleasant. 558 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,519 Is sweet potato one word? 559 00:24:28,519 --> 00:24:30,279 Would it have to be something like po-fucking-tato? 560 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,240 Yeah, it'd be like po-fucking-tato. 561 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,519 Po-fucking-tato? 562 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,440 Look, I did it wrong, okay? 563 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,240 Did you notice Sam Weiss was like, po-fucking-tato. 564 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:42,320 Do you want me to sing a song and not rhyme at the end, like mash and boil and fuck them in a stew? 565 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,600 What about elevensies? 566 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,519 I was going to try to put fuck into that too, and I can't. 567 00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:49,600 Oh, wow. 568 00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:51,200 We fucking love you guys. 569 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,440 We fucking love you guys, it's true. 570 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,840 Yeah, 100%. 571 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,160 Thanks for listening, thanks for being here, thank you Lisa. 572 00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:03,640 Go join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, and I'll get you back to the episode. 573 00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:05,720 Have a fan-fucking-tastic day. 574 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,039 Fucking fantastic episode. 575 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,319 Fucking fantastic day, love you. 576 00:25:09,319 --> 00:25:10,319 Love you, bye. 577 00:25:10,319 --> 00:25:11,319 Bye. 578 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,400 Back in Kingstown, it's the next day. 579 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:24,680 Cav, you turned in the books, but then left them in the stack of papers on your desk to keep them... 580 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,800 Brilliant plan, if I do say so myself. 581 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:35,960 You're making one last stop by the office and you're swinging by your desk just to make sure that they are in fact hidden. 582 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,400 The piles have gotten taller since the last time you were there. 583 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:48,280 And as you're turning around to head back out, you hear a call from Comptroller Wiggum. 584 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,560 Hey, hey, Cavlarin, Cavlarin. 585 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:51,960 Say. 586 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:52,960 Oh, yeah, yep. 587 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,960 And you hear from the other side. 588 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,960 Cavlarin, you're back? 589 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:57,440 No. 590 00:25:59,040 --> 00:25:59,920 Good to have you. 591 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,880 Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, come into the office here, see? 592 00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:05,920 He starts heading back towards his office. 593 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,960 I go in and close the door. 594 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,200 She's always on it so fast. 595 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,360 I've been here like 30 seconds. 596 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,160 Everybody will know you're back. 597 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:18,759 But then don't worry, I'll correct it because we need you to be gone. 598 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:26,320 So I took the information that you gave me and I took it up to a couple of folks above me. 599 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:33,040 I'm not going to name names right now, but there's some serious interest in the findings that you have. 600 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,799 Yeah, just kind of played it a little loose with some, you know, what if kind of questions. 601 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:46,240 And well, let me tell you, there have been there have been some investigations into certain ladies, 602 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:49,879 business handleings. 603 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,440 Uh huh. 604 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:56,960 Just keep it keep it real loose and on the down low. 605 00:26:57,839 --> 00:27:00,440 OK, well, I think those are two different things. 606 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,240 I don't think you want it to be kept loose if it's on the down low. 607 00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:08,000 Well, this is new information for me because I usually just go report things. 608 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,279 This has some higher ups in it. 609 00:27:10,279 --> 00:27:11,960 I'm not really sure about reporting it. 610 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:18,640 But what I'm telling you is there are people perceptively on our side here. 611 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,519 So this is good. 612 00:27:19,519 --> 00:27:20,799 This is good news for both of us. 613 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,360 OK, we like that. 614 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,720 Like that. So we're going to send you back to Vintersmouth. 615 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,640 Keep things copacetic. 616 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,960 You don't have the books anymore. 617 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,200 You hid them somewhere. 618 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,960 Yes. Yes. 619 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,080 Perfect. Great. Love that for you. 620 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,080 And then give it a give it a week, maybe two. 621 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:48,080 And we'll send someone from our office to do some further investigations, 622 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:56,000 follow ups to certain reports in an effort to make move this to the next step. 623 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,320 And what is that next step? 624 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:04,240 Well, that's what we're that's what me and and a couple others 625 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,560 and are going to try and figure out here is the next step is we've got to 626 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:13,240 we feel we've got to cut off. 627 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:18,360 The supply. Of everything. 628 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,720 To the mayor. 629 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,040 OK, yeah, no, I think that's a good call. 630 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,480 Easiest way to do that, we figure, 631 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:31,440 is to shut the mayor and all of his closest cohorts down first. 632 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,839 OK, any any objections? 633 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,039 I don't think reason why that wouldn't work. 634 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,240 I mean, it's a lot of people to to shut down all at once, but. 635 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,839 Yeah, I'm pretty confident that'll work. 636 00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:51,759 You just I mean, based on the books, I mean, it's probably pretty evident. 637 00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:55,120 You still think every noble in the city is 638 00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:59,279 is also. At least has some 639 00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:02,279 handling of what has been going on. 640 00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:06,279 I mean, it might be too much to say every single one, 641 00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:09,640 but, yeah, I think for the most part, they all kind of know. 642 00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:15,200 All right. Well, 643 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,000 we'll come with a few people, then, you know, come in force. 644 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,720 We've got the military there. Yeah. 645 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,799 Uh huh. Well, those are our military. 646 00:29:24,159 --> 00:29:27,720 Well, I mean, you might want to just like, make sure that's the case. 647 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,919 They've been taking handouts for a while down there. 648 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,519 Really? He says you got those books on you. 649 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,200 I mean, not on my person, no. 650 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,399 Good. That was the test. You passed. 651 00:29:39,399 --> 00:29:41,599 Oh, all right. 652 00:29:41,599 --> 00:29:43,039 I love the easy ones. 653 00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:47,480 Yes. Well, we'll bring we'll bring some we'll bring some 654 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,279 lieutenant or commander, somebody, somebody who we can vet here. 655 00:29:53,279 --> 00:29:54,599 Like Lieutenant Dan? 656 00:29:54,599 --> 00:29:57,639 Well, we could bring Lieutenant Dan. Yeah, absolutely. 657 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:03,399 It wasn't my first go to, but Lieutenant Dan could could be an OK guy. 658 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,599 He's a good guy. We'll see if he's on the up and up. 659 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,079 Do a little internal vetting here. 660 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,879 This pen doesn't work. 661 00:30:10,879 --> 00:30:13,879 I'm just going to write down a different with a different. 662 00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:16,519 No, this this one works. 663 00:30:16,519 --> 00:30:18,920 Lieutenant Dan. 664 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:23,800 He's still in he's still in the he's still in the organization. 665 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,480 I mean, he retired last I saw, but it's been a little while 666 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,759 since I was really up to date. 667 00:30:29,759 --> 00:30:32,800 OK. Maybe it was a different Dan. 668 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,759 You continue doing your business. 669 00:30:34,759 --> 00:30:37,680 We want to keep you off the radar for a little bit. 670 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,560 So just whatever it is you usually do there. 671 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,080 I'm sure it's very similar to what you were doing here. 672 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,920 Yep. It's as much as possible all the time. 673 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,440 The two of you just lock eyes for like a. 674 00:30:49,519 --> 00:30:50,880 Like too long. 675 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,920 Cav continues nodding slowly. 676 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,800 Yep, that's what that's that's why we sent you to Vinter Smith 677 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,840 is because you loved your job so much. 678 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,960 So we're going to send you there. 679 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,920 You're going to continue doing what you're doing. 680 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:05,480 You may get a couple a couple of letters from us with some updates. 681 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,640 Don't worry. 682 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,240 We'll make sure that they are imbued with a certain 683 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,960 magic quality so that if they are taken before they get to you, 684 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,920 that they won't have the same message. 685 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,880 OK, I'm told that this is something that's possible. 686 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,000 I haven't handled much magic in my life, 687 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,120 but we've got a couple of people on on payroll now 688 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,840 who handle in these cipher systems. 689 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,360 Cool. I'll I'll have to ask my buddy Bizardo about it. 690 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,200 Yes. He may need to help you because 691 00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:40,720 it's entirely likely he will have to help me. 692 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,680 Yes. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. 693 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,880 Well, it's good that you have that out there. 694 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,040 Because if you couldn't read the message, this would make this very difficult. 695 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:53,120 But that said, we will send a few people out to further the investigation 696 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,960 and hopefully just to have a plan at that point to shut things down 697 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,200 and then start working out, 698 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,720 working out towards all of the nefarious people in those books. 699 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:04,880 I love it. 700 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:10,080 Mm hmm. And that and then all that whole plan checks out to you. 701 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,280 Yes, 100 percent all in. 702 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,599 Oh, OK. Good, good, good, good, good, good. 703 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,960 All right. Well, it's good seeing you. 704 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,920 Good to have you back. You're not back. 705 00:32:20,879 --> 00:32:23,799 I'll make sure to let everybody know that you have left again. 706 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:28,240 Perfect. Yeah, you came in left quickly. 707 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,240 Take a coffee on your way out. 708 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,359 It's the best coffee in the entire city. 709 00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:35,559 All right. We'll do. You pour yourself a coffee. 710 00:32:35,559 --> 00:32:38,720 It is still the same cold swill that you had 711 00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:41,240 that he served to Bizardo last time. 712 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,079 Good to see you, Kav. 713 00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:46,519 Uh, yeah, and I just kind of put the coffee down on the counter 714 00:32:46,519 --> 00:32:48,960 and duck out the door, duck out and down the hallway. 715 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:53,319 And we see Comptroller Wiggum go over to the to the cup 716 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:57,160 and says, oh, he forgot his cup and take any swigs out of it. 717 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,720 So I'll just I'll just finish this off here for him. 718 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,400 And he goes and sits behind his desk and puts his feet back up 719 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:09,120 and takes a long drink of that cold, cold coffee. 720 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,600 Ah, well, it's my favorite. 721 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,200 I like Comptroller Wiggum's is 722 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,640 like when the internet first came out, it's like, 723 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,560 I haven't dealt with this magic stuff. 724 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,440 Email, I don't know. 725 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,440 We've got an intern there young. 726 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,120 I'm sure they know how it works. 727 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,000 Down at the docks, 728 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,040 Bizard, you're waiting for Kav and the ship to leave 729 00:33:38,039 --> 00:33:42,559 and a lot of times passing and you're expecting your mother 730 00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:46,000 to arrive in hopes that she comes back to you with Vinter's man. 731 00:33:47,399 --> 00:33:51,440 You're scanning the crowd looking for either Kav or your mother. 732 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:57,639 And some time passes and you hear the bell of the ship 733 00:33:57,639 --> 00:34:01,319 behind you and a call for everybody to get on board. 734 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,960 You see coming through the crowd, you see Kav 735 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,559 who's got his bag and 736 00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:13,960 tucking in all of the G strings that he picked up at the chest of drawers. 737 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,599 All the shopping bags, like shopping bags. 738 00:34:16,599 --> 00:34:18,599 Yeah. Shopaholic. 739 00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:21,519 I closed my spell book. 740 00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:24,519 I've been spending the time, like looking up and also copying 741 00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:28,119 new spells that I bought from just going to different different shops 742 00:34:28,119 --> 00:34:31,480 around town and spending that money that I've earned. 743 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,159 So I kind of closed my book. 744 00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:38,239 Look up and I see Kav and I'm like, cool. 745 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,440 Still a little bummed that I'm not seeing my mom. 746 00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:44,440 But I look up Kav, give a wave. 747 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,319 Oh, Bizard, are you ready to go? 748 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,920 Uh, yeah, yeah. 749 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,559 I wasn't sure if my mom was going to stop by or not, but. 750 00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:58,839 We didn't stick around. 751 00:34:58,839 --> 00:34:59,759 The bell just rang. 752 00:34:59,759 --> 00:35:00,799 I'm sure you just heard it. 753 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,319 So, you know, this. Oh, shit. 754 00:35:02,319 --> 00:35:04,239 No, sorry. I was in my own little world there 755 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,880 thinking about all the shopping. 756 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,720 Yeah. Yeah, it's, you know, it is one thing I miss. 757 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,920 Miss about the King's 10 Kings town. 758 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,080 So, yeah, that's it. I'm. 759 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,240 I feel you on that. 760 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,840 No, we should catch this boat because I, you know, I need to get back. 761 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,440 I can't leave. 762 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,000 I don't want to leave Alydin, you know, with the responsibility 763 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,960 of the shop too long. 764 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,800 So, my God, of course, the shop. 765 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,960 Yeah, we know we should go right away. 766 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:38,559 Yeah, and I'm going to go over to like the harbor master, 767 00:35:38,559 --> 00:35:41,000 and I'm just going to say, hey, if 768 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,800 if this woman shows up 769 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,840 and asking about this ship, would you give her this note, please? 770 00:35:47,199 --> 00:35:48,760 Which woman? 771 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,720 Her name's Clara, and she'll be asking for Bizard 772 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,920 or the ship Hanny heading to Vintersmouth. 773 00:35:55,559 --> 00:35:56,760 If she shows up. 774 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,760 Of course, you can burn it, throw it away, throw it in the water. 775 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,440 It doesn't matter. 776 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,200 Oh, OK, of course, of course. 777 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,200 Yeah, no problem. He takes it from me and puts it in the pocket here. 778 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,240 Your name was Bizard. 779 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,639 Yes, yes. OK, that's good. 780 00:36:10,639 --> 00:36:12,360 Yeah. All right. 781 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,920 You got it. Well, you got your tickets. 782 00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:18,920 To have Lauren, that was, you know, 783 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,159 transportation was covered. 784 00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:21,960 Oh, yes. Yeah. 785 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:22,760 No, sorry. 786 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,360 And he reaches into like three different bags at the same time, 787 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,880 trying to find the tickets. 788 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,559 I know they're around here somewhere. 789 00:36:29,559 --> 00:36:32,079 G-strings flying in the air. 790 00:36:32,079 --> 00:36:35,199 Yeah. So you're fumbling for your tickets. 791 00:36:36,599 --> 00:36:39,159 The underwear juggle that's happening. 792 00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:43,599 Bizard, you take one last look over your shoulder 793 00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:46,719 and you see coming through the crowd 794 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,519 with a couple bags over her shoulder is your mother. 795 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,719 Oh, I rush over to I'm like, please hand me your bags, Mom. 796 00:36:55,159 --> 00:36:57,360 Oh, yeah, of course. 797 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,400 Yeah, it's still still time. 798 00:36:59,519 --> 00:37:01,039 Yes, yes, there's still time. 799 00:37:01,039 --> 00:37:05,000 This. You you are coming with me. 800 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,559 I. She looks down and then kind of back. 801 00:37:09,559 --> 00:37:12,320 And yeah, yeah, I'm I'm coming. 802 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,720 OK, OK, let's go. 803 00:37:15,559 --> 00:37:18,160 Let's go. She pauses for a moment. 804 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:22,480 She takes a couple steps and pauses and kind of looks back over her shoulder. 805 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,119 And you've moved ahead a little ways. 806 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:28,440 And as you turn to make sure she's there, you see her. 807 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,000 Struggling in this moment. 808 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,280 Mom, I. Yeah. 809 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:40,280 Do you do you want to go with me? 810 00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,360 Yes, yes, I do. 811 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,360 Do I actually believe her? 812 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,960 Roll insight. 813 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,000 That's an 11. 814 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,360 You definitely sense hesitation in her. 815 00:37:53,119 --> 00:37:57,440 But what you do feel that she wants to come with you. 816 00:37:57,639 --> 00:38:00,039 But there is an internal struggle 817 00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:04,320 that you feel just radiating off of her. 818 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:09,280 I'm going to put her bags down and we're going to pull her off to the side and be like, I. 819 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:15,760 I can tell that you want or that you would like to go. 820 00:38:17,079 --> 00:38:21,039 But something tells me you don't feel like you can go. 821 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,800 And I want to make sure because I'm the last thing that I want to do 822 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,400 is make you live a life of not your own choosing. 823 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,120 I'm not going to be that person. 824 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:38,760 She takes in what you say and she looks up at you. 825 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:45,280 And there's a shift in the tone and the feeling that she's giving off. 826 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,240 And she says, 827 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:52,800 bizarre, I've been living that for years. 828 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,280 I'm coming with you. 829 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,560 OK, your father is he'll stay here. 830 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,240 Maybe he'll come and visit. 831 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,200 He won't come and visit. 832 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,160 I wouldn't expect him to. 833 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,120 I'd love to see where you've made a home. 834 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:19,560 Very well, if this is if this is what you truly want. 835 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,240 I mean, it's what I want, but that doesn't 836 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,720 that's not what matters at the end of the day. 837 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,800 She grabs your hands and holds them tight. 838 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,400 And it's what I want. 839 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,800 Let's go. Your friend, maybe. 840 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,240 Why does he have so much underwear? 841 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:38,560 You know, and I kind of like tuck some in my bag. 842 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,880 I'm like, I don't, you know, just they're very comfortable. 843 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,680 And, you know, he likes his thing there. 844 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,800 OK, yeah, let's go. Let's go. 845 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,920 No hesitation here. 846 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,400 This is what I want. 847 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,000 OK, darn. 848 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,320 Grab her bags back up and start heading towards the heading 849 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,039 towards Kavlaran, who's maybe found the tickets by now. 850 00:40:04,039 --> 00:40:06,559 He's found the tickets, finally. 851 00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:10,920 You turn, you all walk up the gangplank and find a spot 852 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,480 in one of the galleys and set your things down. 853 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,599 And you're around a table. 854 00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:19,480 And there is this is a 855 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,800 more of a luxurious ship than the first one 856 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,360 that you came out to Kingstown on. 857 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,679 And someone comes around and serves you some tea 858 00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:34,079 and some small scones and and then moves on. 859 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,400 The three of you are having a pleasant moment. 860 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,840 And Kavlaran, your experience with Bazaard's parents 861 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,559 hasn't been that so far. 862 00:40:45,559 --> 00:40:48,639 So it's a nice feeling that is around the table as you 863 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,359 as you all look at each other. 864 00:40:51,359 --> 00:40:54,039 Well, I have to say, I'm 865 00:40:55,279 --> 00:40:56,879 I'm glad you decided to come, Mom. 866 00:40:56,879 --> 00:41:01,879 And Kavlaran, like, looks like we have a new citizen of Vintersmouth. 867 00:41:01,879 --> 00:41:06,159 So this is going to be good. 868 00:41:07,159 --> 00:41:07,759 This is going to be good. 869 00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:10,559 Are you set with everything that you needed to do here? 870 00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:12,719 Are we like good on all that? 871 00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:17,159 Totally good on everything here, or at least as good as can be. 872 00:41:17,159 --> 00:41:18,519 And good news. 873 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:21,839 I know the welcome wagon committee quite well in town. 874 00:41:21,839 --> 00:41:23,559 We'll get your mom set up real nice. 875 00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:25,559 Perfect. Perfect. 876 00:41:26,879 --> 00:41:29,920 Remind me to talk to you later 877 00:41:32,279 --> 00:41:35,199 about that noble Cressida Thorne. 878 00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:37,399 Remind me to talk to you about her. 879 00:41:37,399 --> 00:41:39,119 Oh, yeah, the one. 880 00:41:39,119 --> 00:41:42,079 Yep. OK, yeah, we'll we'll chat a little later. 881 00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:43,119 Mm hmm. 882 00:41:44,279 --> 00:41:46,920 So is there 883 00:41:47,279 --> 00:41:50,119 fun boat games 884 00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:54,159 that we can do? How long is the journey? 885 00:41:54,159 --> 00:41:57,759 Well, is it about I mean, it's about three days by land 886 00:41:57,759 --> 00:42:00,759 and day and a half by the 887 00:42:00,759 --> 00:42:03,679 by ship flies by if you're playing games. 888 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,759 It's true. This is true. 889 00:42:05,759 --> 00:42:08,319 I haven't played any boat games before, so 890 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,960 that could be fun. OK. 891 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,240 Let's play some boat games. 892 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:17,440 I hear one that's really fun is especially on a boat is trying to 893 00:42:18,199 --> 00:42:19,880 keep a marble within a circle. 894 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,519 You all hold a table together. 895 00:42:21,519 --> 00:42:25,840 And since the boat's swaying, it's quite a quite a dexterous challenge. 896 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,760 I don't think that's actually a game. 897 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,440 I don't spend much time on boats, Mom. 898 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,960 I'm going to be honest with you. 899 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,920 Well, it sounds like fun. 900 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,760 Let's try and see if we can get other people to come join us. 901 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:39,000 Beautiful. You all try and find a marble 902 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,840 or whatever you need to to set this game up. 903 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,840 And we it's the hottest game in Kingstown. 904 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,199 Circle marble boats. 905 00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:50,800 Fucking stupid. 906 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,280 Circle marble like this. 907 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,360 They didn't workshop the name or anything like marble puzzles, 908 00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:01,599 like table tip. No, no marble circle marble. 909 00:43:01,639 --> 00:43:03,880 I play the hell out of that game. 910 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:15,400 Alydin, you feel a cool breeze. 911 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,000 You look around and you find yourself 912 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,039 in this clearing in the forest. 913 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,800 So this has to be a dream. 914 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,160 You see a deer skip across 915 00:43:31,559 --> 00:43:34,079 the clearing and disappear into the trees 916 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:36,799 and some birds shoot up into the air. 917 00:43:44,199 --> 00:43:46,319 I want to look around for any, 918 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,879 I don't know, anything in a role investigation. 919 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,319 Oh, I can do that. 15. 920 00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:55,159 You are taking a moment 921 00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:59,559 and looking around and you're listening to everything you hear. 922 00:43:59,559 --> 00:44:01,639 You hear everything you'd expect. 923 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,320 You hear wildlife off in the forest 924 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:08,239 and breeze through the trees and the grass is tall 925 00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,960 and swaying in front of you. 926 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,559 And after a brief moment, 927 00:44:13,559 --> 00:44:18,360 you feel yourself beginning to move to the other side of the clearing. 928 00:44:19,119 --> 00:44:20,559 And on the other side of the clearing, 929 00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:23,759 you hear the soft sound of music beginning to play. 930 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:30,320 Oh, this, this, this, this is, this is not good. 931 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,640 Do I still have my bucket? 932 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,960 If I fall asleep with that bucket, do I have the bucket? 933 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,600 Yeah, you have the bucket. 934 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,760 OK. Yeah, you have your bucket. 935 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,080 Alydin takes out the ladle 936 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,840 and holds a bucket and just, 937 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,400 well, I mean, I'm moving toward 938 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,440 the like not of my own volition 939 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,720 kind of idea or like in a dreamy trance. 940 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:07,880 Like, yeah, you feel you feel yourself moving in this. 941 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,400 You can't there is no real choice in the matter. 942 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,079 Like you look, you can look around you, but yeah, 943 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,720 you're compelled at this moment to move to the other side of the clearing. 944 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,560 So bucket in one hand, ladle in the other. 945 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:28,520 I'm just prepped to if the minute I see anything, any tomfoolery happening, 946 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,840 I'm going to wail on that bucket so hard. 947 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,200 You make it about halfway. 948 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,600 It's going to be to the tune of the music. 949 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,880 And then it's a cowbell. 950 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,080 And Christopher Walken is going to come out of the forest. 951 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,360 I could just picture your moves. 952 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,240 More cowbell. 953 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,320 Don't fear the banjo man. 954 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,480 OK, I'm sorry. 955 00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:53,079 Yeah, you get about halfway through the clearing and then you 956 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:58,159 on the other side where the presumed music sound of music is coming from, 957 00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,199 you see this rippling shimmer 958 00:46:03,159 --> 00:46:05,280 in the trees on the other side. 959 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,639 Well, that has magic written all over it. 960 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:17,280 I'm kind of looking around as I'm going toward this magic 961 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:21,519 shimmery thing, just being like, oh, I don't like it. 962 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,600 And as you continue to walk forward, 963 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:29,920 the trees begin to move in the surrounding area 964 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:35,640 and they're like parting the way towards this one massive tree. 965 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,720 With this opening. 966 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,640 As soon as the trees start to move, 967 00:46:45,159 --> 00:46:48,199 Alydin is like moving. 968 00:46:48,279 --> 00:46:49,839 No, no. 969 00:46:49,839 --> 00:46:52,039 And she starts to wail on her bucket. 970 00:46:52,039 --> 00:46:55,000 And as you go to wail on the bucket, no sound comes out. 971 00:46:56,799 --> 00:46:59,759 What? You hit it again and again. 972 00:47:00,119 --> 00:47:02,799 What the hell? You see the bucket denting. 973 00:47:04,519 --> 00:47:05,319 Mm. 974 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,599 Um, I'm going to yell for help. 975 00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:10,879 Help. 976 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:12,840 Dase. 977 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,760 You hear your voice and then it's like it, the echo of it 978 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:18,559 sucks away. 979 00:47:20,599 --> 00:47:25,440 You see the tree get closer to it and hanging from the tree 980 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,920 and down around the base of the tree are wooden toys. 981 00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:32,920 Oh, this is so creepy. 982 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,760 The sound of the music gets louder. 983 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:40,360 And as you can almost reach out and touch the tree, 984 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,360 you're startled awake back in Everbane's. 985 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,400 Well, you guys, I saw a tree. 986 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:53,680 Thane is sitting in the chair and he looks like he was awake, 987 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,240 but he's definitely pretty groggy and he's Alydin. 988 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,119 Are you OK? Is everything all right? 989 00:47:58,119 --> 00:48:04,920 I had, well, I, yeah, I had the weirdest dream and. 990 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,720 I don't, and there was a tree and there were toys. 991 00:48:11,519 --> 00:48:13,640 And that music was playing. 992 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,360 You look around the room, make an investigation role. 993 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,840 How about a 23? 994 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,960 I'm really nailing it on my rolls today. 995 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:31,440 As you're describing this to Thane, you catch out of the corner of your eye. 996 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,720 The window on the other side is cracked 997 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,280 and you see leaves that have strewn into Everbane's. 998 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,640 And you look and you're counting the heads 999 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,800 of all the kids and Tally's missing. 1000 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,720 Thane, where's Tally? 1001 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,600 What do you mean? Tally's right. 1002 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,519 Uh, Tally, he calls out. 1003 00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,280 Tally. He goes into the back. 1004 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,720 Wake up, wake up. 1005 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,760 One of the kids is missing. How? 1006 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,840 I don't. I don't know. 1007 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,079 I did. I swear I didn't fall asleep. 1008 00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:14,160 I swear. And he goes back and checks out. 1009 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,600 How did you said you saw something? 1010 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,240 You said you heard something. 1011 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:19,200 The banjo man took Tally. 1012 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:26,280 I was in a dream and there was the shiny thing 1013 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:31,240 and I couldn't stop walking toward this big tree with a hole in it. 1014 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:35,120 And then the music that the banjo man was playing was so loud. 1015 00:49:35,319 --> 00:49:39,559 And then there were these these wooden toys everywhere on the ground. 1016 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,039 And and then I I woke up. 1017 00:49:43,039 --> 00:49:47,119 Oh, and I tried to bang on my bucket and I lift the bucket up 1018 00:49:47,599 --> 00:49:49,920 with the ladle and nothing. 1019 00:49:50,559 --> 00:49:52,000 No sound came out. 1020 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,119 You look at your bucket. 1021 00:49:53,119 --> 00:49:55,359 It looks the same as when you went to sleep. 1022 00:49:55,359 --> 00:49:57,319 It's not dented like you saw in the dream. 1023 00:49:57,679 --> 00:49:59,559 What do you mean a shimmery thing? 1024 00:49:59,559 --> 00:50:02,440 Because remember when we saw 1025 00:50:03,159 --> 00:50:07,119 the the carving in the floor where Cedric was taken and there was like 1026 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,559 like a ripple almost in the air. 1027 00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:13,400 Yeah, kind of like when it's really hot. 1028 00:50:14,039 --> 00:50:16,400 Yeah. You know, and you see. 1029 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,320 Yeah, it was like that. 1030 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,720 All all like around the trees and stuff. 1031 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,559 And look, and I point to the open window. 1032 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:29,840 Dase pushes past all of you and opens the front door. 1033 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:33,440 And you see him kind of disappear around a corner 1034 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,200 and calls out to you, Bonwyn. 1035 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,120 Come quick. Yeah. 1036 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,039 And I rush over. 1037 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,120 Alladin follows behind, obviously. 1038 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,760 Everybody follows behind. 1039 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,240 And you see this trail of these leaves 1040 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,840 leading up the road and towards the forest. 1041 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:57,120 And as the morning breeze picks up, they begin to blow. 1042 00:50:57,559 --> 00:50:59,680 He says, I think we've got to hurry to follow these. 1043 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,120 And he starts taking off. 1044 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,880 This would be the part in the movie 1045 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,960 where Alladin goes, this is something I have to do on my own. 1046 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,440 And the adults are like, no, no, absolutely, absolutely. 1047 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,480 I don't think so. 1048 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,000 Thane, stay here with the kids. 1049 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,880 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season four, episode 13, 1050 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,720 starring Amy More as Alladin. 1051 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,800 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane. 1052 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,880 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave. 1053 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,960 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard and Russ More as your dungeon master. 1054 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,720 Dialogue, editing and sound design by Russ More. 1055 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,280 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and Slipstream 1056 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,640 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 1057 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,440 Our amazing cover art and character designs are by Matt Garbutt. 1058 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,080 And a huge thank you to our supporting producers, 1059 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,800 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 1060 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,880 Christian Brown, Angaron Kierzen, Perry Matey, 1061 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:04,400 Old School Gamer D, Craig Zeiss, L.A. Branton, Barbara Sandersyke 1062 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,600 and Sarah Murphy. 1063 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,560 Regular episodes of Dumbgeons and Dragons will be on break for the holidays, 1064 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,240 and we'll be back with new episodes on January 8th. 1065 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,840 In the meantime, we'll have a bunch of new fantastic holiday content, 1066 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,240 including a two part one shot guest starring Abdul Aziz 1067 00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:23,720 from Spout Lore and Mall Brats run by Kyle called Santa Baby. 1068 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,480 That's starting next week, which we hope you're really going to enjoy. 1069 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:31,000 So until next time, happy holidays, happy new year. 1070 00:52:31,199 --> 00:52:35,360 And we hope you have a wonderful ring in of twenty twenty five. 1071 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,760 I don't dislike that idea. 1072 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,679 I'm not opposed to it. 1073 00:52:39,679 --> 00:52:40,719 I can't float it, though. 1074 00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,199 You guys have to take the reins on that. 1075 00:52:43,199 --> 00:52:44,480 OK. All right. Cool. 1076 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,079 We'll get we'll get halfway through this. 1077 00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:48,159 I'll be like, Russ, I just shit my pants. 1078 00:52:49,559 --> 00:52:50,840 Oh, I was just straight up 1079 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,199 going to throw you under the bus as soon as you came back. 1080 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,200 I figured. 1081 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,240 Russ, Amy's real tired and we should only do one episode. 1082 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,440 Because she she couldn't tell you, but we are telling you. 1083 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,360 I could go for two. 1084 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,200 I'm here and I'm drugged up. 1085 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,640 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.