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Today's episode will start in just a moment. Go grab a snack. Hurry, hurry.

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If something rounds that corner, I'm readying a Frostbite spell.

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So you would have like gone, you would have hit. So as as you're being pulled back in,

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everybody now hears more movement from within this cavern. All of you see this light extending

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up into the roof. And often to the left and right you hear scratching and you hear climbing

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and you unless you make another move, it's not long before you see one of these creatures

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rush past the cavern. They don't rush down the cavern, but like you see a silhouette of

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them against this light run to from right to left. Oh, yeah, we found them. That's

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this is them. Yep. And that big light looks like however they're getting in. So I think

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that our goal is to close that up. Okay. How do we do that? Yeah, how do we do that? How does

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good question? How does one close a rift in time and space? This wasn't covered in any

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of the modules. Excellent question. We're going to learn through experience.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D actual play podcast. And I'm your Dungeon Master Russ

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Moore, he him also with me today. Tom Laird is Kavlaran Goldweave, he him. That's right,

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a whopping two. Kyle Claset is Bizard the Wizard, he him. Let's go clear our names,

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Cav, because we did this with special guests from I Seduce the Dragon, Christina Van Epps

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as Penance Olive Tree, she her hazard fee. Absolutely. And Ryan Keeley, she her as

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Bond and Cove, he him for wisdom damage. Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast and

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And now fuck it. Let's play. Another question is, who could have caused that rift to

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happen? It's a great question. Great question. Above my pay grade. Did they file a permit with

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the city? I would guess not. I don't think we have anything for magical portals, but

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we'll see. You really should. I feel like it could destabilize some important infrastructure.

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Yeah, that's a good point. You know what, I'll bring that up. I'll bring that up with Oak

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as soon as I see him next time. Next town hall meeting, you should really check. Yeah.

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Yeah. 100%. As you say that one of them comes around the corner and you see the

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Kavlaran and Bizard, you see the glowing red throat of this creature again, which you know

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is not a great thing. You see it come around and these beady red eyes and teeth and this

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one doesn't have the same tusks that you saw on the ones previous. And it looks like it's

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preparing to let a howl go straight down this corridor at you. As far as what you three,

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Bench, Bizard and Kav have known of these creatures. Let's roll for initiative.

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Oh, not 20, bitches. Not fucking 20, which means that is a 22.

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Nice. Speedy little guy. Young blood.

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Okay, so Bondin 22 pennants. 12. Kav. 7. Beautiful. Olds. Fresh. Fresh and naive. Bizard. 16.

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Keep up, dance boy. That's right. Got to be quick. Great. Cool. Love it. Bondin,

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you get to go first. I am going to go through, go for the throat with my quarter staff.

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That's great. Roll to hit. That's a 17 unnatural. Yeah, 17 is going to hit. That's going to be

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eight bludgeoning damage. Okay. Now with your monk abilities, are your attacks magical?

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They shouldn't be yet. I don't think you get that at level three. No, I was going to,

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but I am going to do a bonus action, which is magical. It's not magic because it's your

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astral self. You do get, your strikes are not considered magic for the purpose of

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overcoming resistance until a higher level. Got it. Okay. For example, I mean, not saying

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that there's resistance or anything, but you know. But just like maybe.

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Subpoenaed questions are being asked. Okay, so you're going, sorry, you're going in

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striking the throat. You do so and like it, it's hitting. With my quarter staff.

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With your quarter staff. Yeah, like it's, it's hitting like tough leather.

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It is a beefy creature that you're coming up against. And these creatures are large

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fiends. As you run up, they tower over. Good thing I got a sweet quarter staff.

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And then I would like to use my bonus action. Actually, should I just do an unarmed strike?

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So you got a couple of options for your bonus action. So you can summon. I'm thinking of

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saving the, yeah. Summon your arm, saving your arms. It lasts for 10 minutes.

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Oh, okay. So then I am going to want to sense, but, and then I want to spend a key point

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to fuel my arms of the astral self. It's not giving me an option to roll to hit.

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It's only giving me an option for damage. Yeah. You will, you, you're summoning them

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right now. So you use your action to attack and your bonus action is going to be to summon

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the arms. So on your next turn, you'll be able to hit with them. Hell yeah. Yeah.

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Then we will go to Bizarre. I am going to draw my sword and begin doing the steps

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that I learned through my schooling to begin my blade song. And as my,

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that'll be my bonus action. And as my action, I am going to cast, I'm going to

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cast magic missile on it, sending out three bolts of force damage. And that will be

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for 10 force damage. That's three bolts. Just kind of fire out. It's pretty cool. Perfect.

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So those zip over top of everybody. And, uh, Bond and you see these explosions like happen

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like right over top of you into this creature, which knocks it back. Um,

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and then in your closest, you see that, uh, that glowing throat begin to

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blow a little less with these hits. Brings us to penance. Does it still look like it's charging

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up to some kind of scream? Like it's, it's still getting ready to howl. It looks like it was

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perhaps interrupted at this moment. Okay. Not that it won't try, but it doesn't look like

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it's actively able to on its turn. Got it. So then I will hold back on one thing. I'm

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going to, um, once again, gripping tight to my holy symbol. I'm going to start to

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mutter a prayer in celestial and I'm going to use my Twilight sanctuary.

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So, um, channeling divinity, a, a sphere of dim Twilight light emanates from me

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to surround an area of a 30 foot radius. Everybody gets seven temporary hit points.

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Sick. Oh, hell yeah. And you cannot be charmed or frightened. Sick. That's awesome. Nice.

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So long as you are within my sphere, uh, which is of dim light, but that doesn't bother you

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right now because you can see through it. So we're all good to go. Um, so that is what I do

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for my action. And then as a bonus action, I am going to cast spiritual weapon. Oh, hell

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yeah. So I will raise my other hand. I've got one hand gripping my, my holy symbol,

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and I raised my other hand and a, uh, it looks like a axe, except for like the,

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the face of the axis, like several spikes. It's sort of like, if my holy symbol is like half

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of a many pointed star or is a full many points are the axis half of it where it's just like

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spikes coming out of a handle. Um, and that will raise up and slam down on top of this

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creature. Excellent. Okay. You got, uh, wait, Russ, did you say excellent?

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I believe that is correct. Yes. I believe that's what I said. Yes.

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Uh, I'm actually, no, no, I, I rolled the natural one on that. So I'm going to use a

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lucky, I'm going to burn one of my luck, uh, to not fail that all the stops because it

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was a cool move and I don't want to be, I don't want to absolutely beef it. That's a 17 to hit

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on the second go. 17. Also I'd be very unimpressed. Yeah. You lose a lot of confidence

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from, uh, this acolyte over here. I do that whole cool intro thing. And then something I

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just whiffed totally that would suck. Uh, eight damage from my spiritual weapon.

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Magic missiles bludgeon in. And then this weapon comes down on top and it is the first

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weapon that actually pierces the skin, um, of this creature. So blood begins to pour out around that

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hit. What color is it? It is a deep red bordering on black blood. Ooh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Right.

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Fondant doesn't like this. Fondant, it's really grossed out.

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Cav, you're up. Going to, uh, raise, um, his hammer in the air and call down a sacred flame

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upon this, uh, this beastie. What does that look like? And what do I got to do? Uh,

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you have to make a dexterity saving throw. Perfect. Of an undetermined amount until you

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tell me what it is. Then I'll tell you if you pass or fail. Uh, it's like a, it's like a very

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bright white light that, uh, that comes down. Awesome. Uh, that's going to be, uh, that's a

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nine. Uh, you have failed good, sir. Darn. You get nothing. You, uh, will take two radiant

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damage. That's right. A whopping two. Oh snap. I'll take it all. Fondant's very impressed.

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Bench's turn and Bench is standing at the back with his, uh, dagger and bread knife in hand and

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saying, you just let me know when it's time to throw the picnic basket. Okay. I will, uh, uh,

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I'm just going to hold in the fort here. Uh, he, he hesitates for a moment and then he's

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like, ah, well, I'm just going to, I'm just going to throw it. And he throws the dagger

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and it goes wide and skids into the room. He's like, ah, sorry, guys. Um, uh, big muscles. I don't,

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I don't know my strength at the, at this time. I'm going to stop now and, uh, uh, let, uh,

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let you all take over. Uh, he just cowishly walks back and is like, I'll just be here. You

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let me know when we got to, uh, make a sandwich. Sorry. Fondant back to the top.

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Poor Bench. I'd like a ham and cheese. And then I hit him with my quarter staff again,

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or at least I attempt to with my throat with, uh, hit him in the throat with my quarter staff.

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Ham and cheese coming up. Well, 12 will not, uh, uh, no, no, a 12 isn't going to hit. Um,

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so like you're close enough that you're going to hit it, but like the natural armor of it,

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like you don't do any damage for that. Okay. And then so my arms of astral self, 17.

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17 is going to do it. Yes. Do I get to slap him? Yeah, you do. Oh, I'm so excited. I picked,

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I picked this classic character because when Christina was explaining, um, what a monk could

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do and what this mechanic was, it, to me, it sounded like just bitch slapping someone

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repeatedly. That's basically it. Yeah. Yeah. And I do like, I do love a slap fight because

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I'm a little less awesome with, with blowing extra later arms. That is four wisdom damage.

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It's bludgeoning. It just uses your wisdom modifier. Okay. Yeah. It's, it's forced

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damage. It just uses your wisdom. You challenge it to us to touch the wisdom right out of them,

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which could, which, which could baffle it. Okay. We don't know. That's true.

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Battle of the wits. Okay. So it takes that damage. It is that monster's turn now,

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and it is going to, uh, actually try and back up from your position bond. And, um,

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so it will give you an attack of opportunity. If you would like to, can I roll intimidation?

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Sure. Absolutely. You can roll intimidation. How is that going to work for you? How is,

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I am blonde and fresh and new. Literally on a leash, but like, yeah.

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Don't worry little guy. I rolled a four. That's not going to work. That sounds about right.

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Yeah. Hell yeah. We'll be right back. It's the middle. Hi everybody. Oh, hey.

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Paul, come to the middle. Hey, it's the middle. It's good to have you.

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Glad you're here. Thanks for joining us. If this is your first adventure with us,

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because you joined us from I Seduce the Dragon to come listen to the great and amazing

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Ryan and Christina. Um, that was an exciting day. It just sounded like a creaky door.

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October. I do all the sound effects. Yeah. I'll change the credits to be from epidemic sound

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to Amy. Amy does all the sound with my mouth. Um, but yes, thank you for being here. And

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thank you again to Ryan and Christina for joining us from I Seduce the Dragon. Um,

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they're lovely and you should go listen to their show. Um, not just because they're amazing,

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but because Amy and Carla are going to be over there and continue to be over there

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this coming week. Yeah, that's right. The next, the second part of our two part, a little,

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um, horror one shot that we did over there will be released, uh, on the eighth next Wednesday,

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but they're doing a fun video pre-watch on the Tuesday, the seventh. Does this sound right?

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Monday, the seventh. I'm getting my days wrong. Monday. The pre-watch is on Monday.

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The episode comes out on Tuesday. There we go. The numbers were correct. The numbers were

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correct. The days were wrong. But if you go to their Patreon, you can sign up for that.

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You don't need to be a member of their Patreon, but you can go and watch along.

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All the details are there and Amy and I are going to hang. I put it in the calendar,

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so it's got to happen. Amy and I are going to go hang out in the, in the chat as well.

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Nice. Um, so we hope to see you over there and maybe Kyle and Tom will pop in.

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I mean, maybe. Yeah, it is very, it's a, it's a fun,

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it's fun. It's fun guys. It's fun. I'm looking forward to relistening because I have

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a goldfish's memory and I'm just going to be snickering alongside everyone. Like I wasn't

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actually there. It's also that podcast memory too, where like something happens and then it's

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immediately deleted from all my memory banks. Absolutely. It's like, I don't need to remember

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this. There's a recording of it that I can enjoy. That's gotta be why it is. But you

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don't need to commit it to memory because it's rolled, the tapes rolled. That's right.

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listen with us. Um, and then once you, once you listen to all of us specifically,

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dedicated to you, but also you get a whole bunch of extra bonus content. Uh, Tom,

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describe to us how the next session of the adventures of might go in your own words.

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Okay. Uh, Russ is still possessed working on cure, but also maybe not because they

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kind of like it this way. Not working very hard. Yeah. Like at 30% effort. No,

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it's fine. You don't know how I got possessed or what I'm possessed with. No, that's true.

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Or for how long or why you might like me better possessed than not possessed.

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But you can guess. You can get there. There might be some strong signs,

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but you also get an episode dedicated to you. Like today's patron, Sarah inskeep.

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That's fun. I would like to stay at your in sometime. Yes, indeed.

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For a moment, I was like, the fuck are you talking about? I know it took me a second.

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Like, okay, Tom, that's kind of a, kind of a weird thing to say.

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How do you know she runs an inn? Lorelai Gilmore, what's happening?

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I get it. Names. Names. Names. Thank you, Sarah. We're happy to have you here.

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Yeah, thanks, Sarah. Thanks, Sarah. Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. We hope to see you

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this amazing fun time right now. We'll get you back to it. Thanks, everybody.

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Have a great week. We'll talk to you soon. Love you. Bye.

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So what with yeah, so we'll give you the attack of opportunity. So just,

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I assume we're going to just punch it again or your quarter staff just roll

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to hit or roll another attack. I am going to use.

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You know what? I am going to use an unarmed strike because I know Kung Fu.

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And 19. All right. So as it's backing up, you're going to connect with another hit.

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Give me some damage. Four. It's not going to let out a towel, but it does let out this

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this like guttural bark out into the room. And you see around it in this room. Like

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there are four more figures that like scurry away and towards the light.

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Do they are they the same type of creature?

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They look to be the same type of creature. They look smaller,

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but they look to be the same type of creature.

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Bondin is convinced he's very intimidating.

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I think so. Yeah. That's the only explanation. However, is going to try to

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bite you. Now it's going to retreat. It's going to make this bark and then it's going to try to

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bite you. It gets two bite attacks. That's the first one's a nine to hit. Second one is a 17 to

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hit. So the second one hits. So you are going to take 10 piercing damage.

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Ow. But don't forget, Ryan, you also you have your temporary hit points that I don't think you put

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into your sheet yet. I did not. So I there's seven, right? So I'm only down three. Yeah.

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Cool. And then make a wisdom saving throw. Oh, wait, are you protected from being

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frightened from your aura? Yes, I ended on my turn, actually. So the so that he can still be

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frightened. But on my turn, I can choose to end that. Oh, so it'd still be active then. Yeah,

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it would still be active though. So wisdom threat saving throw or no. So he can get frightened,

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but you can stop him from being frightened on my turn. Yeah. On your turn. OK, so yes,

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please make them with I have to actively. I have to actively do it. Got it. 18. Not too

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shabby. OK, you are not frightened. So that one chomp comes down in front of you and

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misses the other connects with your shoulder and like this less huge gash because of the

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temporary hip points like torn tears through your shirts and like into your skin. But you are

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unphased as much as you can be being chomped by a big monster. But a scratch behind that

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monster. You see those four others retreating into the light. You see them like disappear

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one after the other as this final one in front of you is standing its ground.

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Bizarre, it is your turn. You said the final one standing its ground, so it does not

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show to be OK. You could roll insight to see if you can get gauge anything from

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what's happening behind it and what you can. Yeah, if you want 15, I really just I know the

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other ones are running. That's fine. This one does it seem like it's actually going to at

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some point bolt. So that's a 15. Yeah, you definitely get a sense that it's protecting

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everything happening behind it. But you can't with a 15 quite tell if it's going to stay

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in fight or if on its turn after everything gets through, if it's going to try and run

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as well with that. I guess what I'll do is try to make it less threatening by casting

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reduce on it. So I need a constitution save DC 14. I have a feeling it's going to have a

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good constitution. But science, we're experimenting and learning. This would be so

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good if it works, though. That's a that's only a 13. I didn't roll very good. OK,

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well, the target size is halved in dimensions. And OK, the reduction decreases size by

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one category from medium to small, for example. And the target also has disadvantage on strength

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checks and strength saving throws. And the it deals one D for less damage while it is

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reduced, shrinks down in front of you bond and is now like what was hulking over top of you is

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now horse sized in front of you. Nice move. Yeah. And I sneeze blood. And that's the end

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of my turn. Penance, it's you. OK, so how far back is what like the the rift that appears to be?

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I'm making an assumption that this is like the gate to the plane these things are coming from

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about how far back from us is that you were 50 feet back from Bondan.

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You didn't move on your turn last turn. So I'm going to say you're 80 feet from the rift.

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OK, I will move closer so that I can get everybody within my 30 foot radius of my

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Twilight Sanctuary. And I'll resolve that first, because everybody who ends their turn in there

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can get a benefit. So sorry. Yeah, you said you had cast that and I said you were close

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enough last time. So you would have been 30 feet. So minus. So you're actually 60

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feet from the rift. Yeah, that's perfectly easy. I'm going to give Bondan some more temporary

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hit points because he ended his turn in my in my zone. So he gets five and I will leave

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bizarre as is because seven is a pretty good number. So you haven't

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needed to use them yet. So I'll leave those. I am going to actually.

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Can I peek into the cavern at all? Is there like can I see like other

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stalactites on the ceiling? Is there anything? My goal is to try and collapse the area around

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the rift. You would have to proceed forward to the opening a little bit more because I said

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Bondan couldn't see in there until they were 10, 15 feet away. So if you do that,

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you'd be able to see up and in. And yes, there there would be

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stalactites hanging tight from the ceiling. The ceiling is probably 50 feet high.

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It's a rather deep cave or cavern that you're going into.

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That's totally fine for me. I'm going to try and orient myself as best I can. And I'm

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going to cast guiding bolt, which has a range of 120 so I can totally breach it to try and

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collapse the cavern over there in front of the rift. And I can do that at a higher level if I

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think that will be more effective. I mean, if you're dealing more damage,

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I would say that, yes, I think that would be more effective. So you're trying to

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close the rift, which in turn would trap this one final creature on this side. Yes.

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Yes. Yeah, we need one to get paid. We need one to get paid. That's what's up.

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That's true. So I'm going to do I will do

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guiding bolt. That's how she wraps up every single book. And then we got paid.

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I'm going to cast guiding bolt at second level to strike those rocks and try and

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collapse them down in front of the rift. Okay, no need to roll attack. Just give me

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damage on that because we're just hitting a wall or a ceiling. So that'll be 5d6.

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So that was 19 total. Tell me what your guiding bolt looks like. So I think this is going to be

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successful in this moment. I don't see why it wouldn't be. So your guiding bolt goes. Tell

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me what it looks like as this as enough boulder as enough stone and earth is coming down on top

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of it. So I sort of rush forward towards the mouth of this cavern. And after taking a quick

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glance around, I say another incantation in my my celestial prayer and I shoot forward a hand

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sort of like I'm making a throwing motion and a ball of glittering starlight emerges and

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streaks upwards towards the top of the cavern and smashes against those rocks.

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As it does the stalactites and the rocks begin to crack and and loosen. And then like in a

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cascade they release down on top of this cavern and begin building up and you see this creature

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look back at it and then turn back and that throat begins to get brighter again. Oh no.

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Oh boy. We got incoming. Throat punch it. And then as a bonus action,

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I'll hit it with my spiritual weapon. All right. Which is still there.

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That will be a oh god where are you spiritual weapon. That'll be an unnatural 20 to hit.

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And that does come on. That is 11 damage. As this is glowing like the glowing doesn't stop

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when it hits it but another huge strike comes in as this axe comes down on top of it.

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Blood begins pouring down the side of it. I mean it's a smaller smaller creature now.

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So it appears to do more damage to it and it lets out just like this grunt as this

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light continues to glow in its throat. And then we go to calve.

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Are there like more rocks above it that I could also knock down?

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Directly above the creature itself? Yeah.

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Yeah. All right. I really like what what Penance did with that guiding bolt there.

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So I'm going to do the same thing but just at a lower level.

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Sure. Same, not as advanced.

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Yeah. Just give me some damage then on that one.

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Absolutely. It's just 46. Hang on one sec.

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What? That's what my guiding bolt says.

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46. Okay. Thank you. Oh, I see. I remember I've got those things in my ears.

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46 would be quite the thing, wouldn't it?

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Just a smooth 46. 17 damage for us.

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So stones begin to fall. They're cascading down and like huge hits onto the creature.

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You want to roll me 2d6 for bludgeoning damage there?

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Sure. 8.

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So these stones are falling down on top of it and it's trying to sidestep.

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You see the throat begin to waver like it's still growing in intensity but it's wavering

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now that it's taking these damage, trying to avoid taking as much damage as possible.

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Whoa, is it gonna cry? Is it gonna cry? Oh, a little baby will cry.

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Bondin's feeling very confident.

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This is part of Bondin's intimidation. He just starts schoolyard mocking the-

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Now we learn why Bondin is homeschooled.

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100% and that's why it's an unnatural form.

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Bench is going to give bardic inspiration to Bondin and toss you a sandwich for that.

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Hell yeah.

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He's a sandwich bard?

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Yes!

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That's amazing.

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He's a sandwich bard.

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I mean he is now.

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I snatch the sandwich out of the air and eat it with the gusto of a teenage boy.

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And then that brings us back to you.

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Does this do?

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So you get a d6 on an attack roll, a saving throw, or an ability check.

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Okay, so there's a little baby now?

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It's smaller but yeah it's still the same creature because bizarre cast reduce.

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Okay and the other four have all-

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Yeah.

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Okay and so now all the four have gone into the rift.

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I'm gonna just keep on doing what I'm doing because I haven't learned better.

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I'm gonna roll a hit with my quarterstaff.

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Okay.

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And that is an unnatural 24.

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Damn.

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But it's a nat 20 plus four.

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Oh dang!

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Oh then yeah roll double on your dice there for damage.

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So the first one was nine and the second one was five.

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Oh wait no no no no no no no I rolled two dice at the same time.

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Sorry I apologize.

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D&D Beyond figured it out for me so it was the nine.

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Good D&D Beyond.

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It was the nine damage?

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Disregard the five.

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Describe to me what it looks like when you kill this creature, Bondan.

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Oh my gosh he's doing it!

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Monster hunting!

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Oh I- Bondan runs directly at the creature and leaps through the air with its quarterstaff

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in hand and smacks the creature so hard in the throat.

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Maybe it partially comes off?

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I don't know.

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And manages to do it with enough slack on his backpack leash to land in the superhero pose.

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Staff down.

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Knee down.

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Fists down.

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Bam!

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Because he's young and he can hit his knees with it.

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He can land his knees on hard stone and still get up and be okay.

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God we wish we were like Bondan don't we?

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Yeah I can do a flying leap and land on my knee!

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That is the true, that is the power fantasy that we're all pursuing in D&D is knees

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that don't hurt when you stand up again.

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Full mobility.

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God yeah.

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Amazing okay so yeah you land in the superhero pose and then as you do that the

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monster lets out one final shriek up to the ceiling and like releases the howl that it's

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been building which reverberates through this cavern and everything begins to fall

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and everything begins to shake.

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You have one action each to decide what you want to do before I'm going to tell

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you you've got to run to get out of here.

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Oh snap.

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This monster is too big to carry.

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The departments had come off when I hit it really hard in the throat with the neck.

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How off is this dude's head?

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You snapped its neck but it's a pretty like meaty creature like I don't think you took

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its head clean off unfortunately.

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I'm going to run towards the creature and start trying to chop its head off with my

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pen knife.

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Okay.

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Because we need evidence to get paid and that's that's one thing I've learned

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from pen itself.

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You're hacking away at this creature's neck and working at that.

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As you're doing that we'll go to Bazaard.

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Cavern shaking you see Bondan going up to the creature and trying to take a you know

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proof that they that this has been what you found and thought.

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What do you do?

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Looking at can we still see part of the glow from the rift?

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Yeah I'd say it's like peeking through in cracks like enough has fallen that it's

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covered the main main source of it but you still see it peeking through.

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A while ago I was tempted to but now I am going to take a moment stare study and try

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to recall any studies of like extra planar magic or anything in that realm and see

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if I recognize any kind of color association based off of what we've seen.

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Roll a history or an arcana.

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Arcana please.

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Ah it's a 14 on arcana.

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I'm going to say it looks familiar to you.

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It looks like you've read about it.

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It looks like you have a book that you know that you've read a passage about

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about some sort of other dimension.

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You can't place it in this moment be it the the panic the the stress of the

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the case but you've committed this what you've seen to memory so that you can go back

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and research this should you escape.

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Yeah I know the book I need.

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Yeah exactly.

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That's what I do.

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Okay penance.

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Bonded has the he's got the right spirit but the wrong tools.

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He's got the wrong tools for the job if only.

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I'm going to from from my belt I'll have to hand axe and with that and my spiritual

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weapon that still exists can can I help with some more serious like hacking to try and

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behead this creature.

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Now with the two of you going at this creature you are able to absolutely get through

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neck snapped bond and already picking away and now your weapons coming in.

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You were able to cleave the head off of this creature.

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Fantastic.

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Which brings us to Cav.

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Cav sees the the carnage of the head being removed and the inquisitive nature on

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Bazaar's face and he just kind of like slowly makes his way back towards the exit.

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It's like come on guys we've got to go.

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Packs away slowly.

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Spacks away slowly into the crowd disappears into the shrub.

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Bench sees what you're doing and although he's not very adept at fighting it's been

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found out he does have a lot of muscle so he after you cleave that head off he comes

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up and picks it up and starts pushing everybody through the entrance as stones

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continue to fall down behind you.

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Does it fit in the basket.

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I was also thinking put it in the picnic basket.

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It's a wicker basket so it's got some give to it so it's like it's coming out but

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enough that he can use it to help carry it out.

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So everybody now getting his head and running back out to the cave in is coming down

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behind you and you're climbing quickly up the ladder you make it back to the elevator

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and like there's this huge plume of debris and dust that follows behind you.

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There's this reverberating echo in your ears as you're making your way back up the

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elevator.

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The cave in appears to have stopped on that lower level though and although you hear

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movement from somewhere else in the mountain you feel like you're safe in this

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moment and you make it back up to the top where you're all standing around with

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this this monster head in the picnic basket and Bench looks to you all and says oh

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well that was more eventful than the last time we were down there can we go home now.

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I think that went pretty smooth honestly all things considered.

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I would agree I mean if a world-renowned monster hunter thinks so then I would have

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to agree and I do I do think so let's go get paid yeah let's go clear our names

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cav because we did this yeah you certainly helped as you say that I'm taking my ear

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plugs out and I'm like clear your names what do you mean.

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We kind of got blamed for it's a long story we'll tell you on the way back

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and you can tell me at the brothel.

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We cut back to the patio outside the brothel where Bondon and Penance are sitting

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counting their money on the table having been paid the 500 plus the 100 for the

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one monster that you were able to kill and return proof of

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hazard fee absolutely I'm counting out all of the coins I'm making sure that we

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got paid right and I I count out 50 of them and I slide them across the table

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at Bondon and I say that's for the killing blow you did good today kid.

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Bondon enters the brothel comes back approximately three and a half minutes

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later flushed and must and safe and that's where we'll end today's episode.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons season four episode six starring Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave

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Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard with Russ More as your dungeon master

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featuring special guests Christina Van Epps as Penance olive tree and Ryan Keely as Bond and Cove

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they join us from I Seduce the Dragon make sure you go find and listen to their adventures

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at istdpod.com dialogue editing and sound design by Russ More this episode featured music

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Sound Ideas our amazing cover art and character designs are by Matt Garbutt and

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