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Hold on, Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in just a second.

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Bondon and Penance, you are seated in Kingstown at a diner just out on the patio.

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It's very nice.

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You've been in town for a couple days looking for a job, looking for something to fill your time.

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You've taken in all the sights there are to see.

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Kyle, what's Bizard's favorite place to go in Kingstown that Penance and Bondon might have checked out?

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Oh, let's see.

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Let's see.

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We already have a brettary but or a bakery.

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So let's go with a delicatessen and it is called the Little Roll.

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I figure it's appropriate for a game where you roll dice, I guess.

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Yeah, that's perfect.

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You know what?

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It's a games cafe too, a games delicatessen where you can sit down and play board games.

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The two of you are sharing in a card game, in a board game and you hear from across the courtyard

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the sound of a voice that is just yelling at the top of their lungs.

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Is anybody a monster hunter?

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Monsters.

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This is it.

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This is what we prepared for.

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All of this.

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Are you ready?

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Can I finish my pie quickly like two bites?

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Anybody?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Hello.

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I stand up.

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No.

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Hello.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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I stand up too.

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He pushes through the crowd.

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It's a very slight fellow.

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He comes up.

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He's got a big scroll in his hand.

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He's got a pack on his back.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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You are you both a booth.

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Both of you are monster hunters.

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Yes.

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Hello.

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My name is a monster trainer in training.

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Yes.

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Oh, in training.

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Perfect.

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My name is Penance Olive Tree.

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Yes.

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I'm skilled monster hunter.

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Don't mind them.

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This is my trainee.

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Okay.

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We were very training me to be a monster.

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Yes.

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They're one of the best.

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Have you tried their correspondence course?

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I haven't tried a correspondence course.

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Perhaps I should look into it.

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Penance Olive Tree has the best correspondence.

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Yes.

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Thank you, Bond.

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What are the details?

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What's the tell us about the job?

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I'll get the information about the correspondence course in

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just a moment.

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But yes, I'm Squire Gruitt and I come from the town of

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Vintersmouth where we have where we've had a problem.

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A monster problem, I assume.

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It's a monster problem both in size and in direct

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relationship to the creature that attacked the creatures

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plural that attacked the city.

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I've been sent to Kingstown to find the best monster

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hunters in order to come back and perhaps track it

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down, find where it came from and prevent it from

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coming ever again.

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Well, you've been very successful in that.

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You found us.

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Oh, good, good, good, good.

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I'm so excited.

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I'm quivering.

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And that was sorry.

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Penance Olive Tree and Bondin.

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Bondin, I don't know if I caught your last name.

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Bondin Cove.

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At your service.

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Bondin Cove, Bondin Cove.

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Love it.

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Okay, Bondin Cove, Penance Olive Tree.

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So the job in and of itself.

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He looks at the scroll, pays, oh goodness, is really

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unrolling the coffers there.

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Pays 500 gold.

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Is that for each individual beast that we're going

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to be slaying?

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I guess it depends how many beasts you find.

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If you find, let me see here, 500 gold.

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What would make you say yes to this?

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500 per beast?

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That seems to be a reasonable going rate.

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Yes, considering the scale of the problem that

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you're describing.

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It was a very big monster.

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It had large teeth and it ate a lot of people.

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What is a lot to you?

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How many is it?

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Like four?

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Like 12?

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Well, there were three of them in total.

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Two of them are deceased.

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So you can take a look at them.

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So one ran away.

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So there's one that we know of.

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So actually the 500 golds could still stand unless

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they have a brood somewhere.

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But how many did they kill?

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How are the other two killed?

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one of them was found deceased up on a rooftop.

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Did he leave a note?

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He did not leave a note.

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Did not leave a next of kin, unfortunately.

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is a whole brood and they're they're looking

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for this one monster that could be that could

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be an additional reward.

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I'm just going to pencil it in here and we

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can run it past the boss when we get back.

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That sounds good.

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We'll negotiate the finer terms with your

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employer Squire.

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Please do read the way.

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He tightens his pack.

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He says follow me and he pushes through the

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crowd before you.

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Hey Penance, can I sidebar you real fast?

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Yeah, Bono.

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What's up?

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What's up?

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What's up?

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If if I help you kill these monsters,

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will I have to pay for this portion of

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my training because I mean they're paying

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you an awful lot of money.

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Well, monster hunting is a very expensive

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job.

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You know, there's there's weapons and armor

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upkeep.

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You know, this is all the things you're

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going to have to learn when you go into

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the profession.

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You know, you have to there's there's cover

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charges will we can negotiate a discount

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based off of what's left over after

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Okay, but you did cover all of the

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the required equipment in module one

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and I showed up with every single

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thing that was listed in module three

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and you're going to see you're going

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to see it's going to wear down

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because you're going to be using

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that that you're going to be hitting

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things and it's going to get worn

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No, we're going to lose them in

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the cloud.

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Come on, come on, come on, come on.

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He him also with me today.

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Tom Laird is Kavlaran Goldweave.

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He him.

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I did forget you were there.

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It was such a blur with that day.

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Kyle Claset is bizarre.

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The Wizard.

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He him your choice of words are

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always very very peculiar.

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I don't like it.

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It's bad with special guests from

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I seduce the dragon Christina van

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Epps as penance olive tree.

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She her and it probably won't even

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chew small as a hole.

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You just punch your way right

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It'll be just fine and Ryan

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She her as Bond and Cove.

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He him wait.

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We cut to a rather grand office

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and seated in that office are

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Kavlaran and bizarre.

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Two of you are in the mayor's

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You've been called here for

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How long do you think we're

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Knowing the mayor I hard to

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say really depends on exactly

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why we're here.

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I was going to be my next

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Why are we here?

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it's not the one that one

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that would be worse for us.

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that's nothing.

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that happened the other night.

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you want to get some of the

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snacks that are in the in

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the cafeteria around the

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corner.

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I'm a little famished.

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I came here and I didn't shit

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and in walks Nina.

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Darling's darling's darling's

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it's a it's wonderful to see

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you.

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The mayor said he is going

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is too delayed and told me

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to come tell you what needs

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to happen and she gives you

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a very laser focused look as

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she walks into the room

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and she sits down in the

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mayor's seat behind the

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desk.

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You too.

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You've been up to something

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haven't you?

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Why whatever could you

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possibly mean?

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She looks to you bizarre.

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you look like you're very

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comfortable in it.

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very good cushion for

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my cushion.

285
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,299
Thank you for saying so

286
00:09:09,599 --> 00:09:11,299
no what I'm saying is

287
00:09:11,299 --> 00:09:13,799
you two have perhaps lured

288
00:09:13,799 --> 00:09:15,699
those terrible creatures here

289
00:09:15,699 --> 00:09:17,699
with Ignatius is adventure

290
00:09:17,699 --> 00:09:18,799
that he went on not too

291
00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:19,299
long ago.

292
00:09:19,299 --> 00:09:19,799
Yes.

293
00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:21,799
I I don't think that's a

294
00:09:21,799 --> 00:09:23,099
fair way to phrase it.

295
00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,600
Yeah, I don't know if lured

296
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,600
here is exactly like what

297
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,700
happened or not.

298
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,399
Ignatius said you went down

299
00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:31,899
into that cavern and you

300
00:09:31,899 --> 00:09:32,899
said there was something

301
00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:34,600
scary and you came back

302
00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,000
and then suddenly several

303
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,700
days later there are

304
00:09:38,899 --> 00:09:40,800
creatures in the city that

305
00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,100
we have never seen before.

306
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,000
You you could connect the

307
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:44,300
two.

308
00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:44,800
Yes.

309
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:45,399
Yeah.

310
00:09:45,899 --> 00:09:47,000
Okay, so you admit it

311
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,300
that it's happening great

312
00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,300
come in she yells and

313
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,899
two individuals come in

314
00:09:52,899 --> 00:09:53,799
through the door.

315
00:09:54,199 --> 00:09:55,699
If you Christine and Ryan

316
00:09:55,699 --> 00:09:57,100
if you could describe

317
00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,699
pennants and bond in

318
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,500
for us as they sure

319
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,100
I think pennants would come

320
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:02,899
in first.

321
00:10:02,899 --> 00:10:05,199
She is a tall

322
00:10:05,199 --> 00:10:06,500
and like decently

323
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,299
athletically built tiefling

324
00:10:08,299 --> 00:10:09,899
woman with

325
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,600
pale pink skin

326
00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:13,500
lightly freckled

327
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,399
and sort of like bluntly

328
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,100
cut black hair

329
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,100
that has two similarly

330
00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,500
black horns curling up

331
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,799
and around and wearing

332
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:23,400
some some decently heavy

333
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,000
armor looking very

334
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,200
like yeah,

335
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,800
I'm I'm super know

336
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,500
what I'm doing here.

337
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,300
I'm so confident and capable

338
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,000
bond in is about 16

339
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000
years old

340
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,200
blonde curly hair

341
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,400
slightly vacant look.

342
00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:39,200
He's a variant human

343
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:39,900
monk

344
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,300
and he is dressed as one

345
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:43,400
well slightly modified

346
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,600
because he's on essentially

347
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,400
what is his monk

348
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,800
rung spring up.

349
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,100
Yes.

350
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,200
That's great.

351
00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:56,500
And Nina says

352
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,600
these are two of the best

353
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,200
monster hunters in the region

354
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,300
and they've just got up the boat

355
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,100
from King's Town

356
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,100
and they've come to help us

357
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:04,900
with our problem.

358
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:05,600
Isn't that right?

359
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,500
Absolutely.

360
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,300
Yes point us at the problem

361
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,400
and we will slay it.

362
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:14,500
Excellent.

363
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,900
Well, as you may have heard

364
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,100
from the hallway

365
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,500
Kavlar in here.

366
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,400
Hi Tom.

367
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,300
If you wouldn't mind describing

368
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,700
Kavlar in for our friends.

369
00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,600
Certainly Kav

370
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,700
is a male

371
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:26,600
half-elf.

372
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,000
He's got a quite a

373
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000
bit of blonde hair

374
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,600
kicking around a big beard

375
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,000
and he's a little bit on the

376
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,800
larger side for frame.

377
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,400
Wait, there's thick elves.

378
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,400
There is in this world.

379
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,300
Do whatever we want in this

380
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:42,600
world.

381
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,200
That's right.

382
00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,800
And then she also points

383
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,800
to Bazaar and Kyle

384
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,000
if you could describe Bazaar

385
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,400
for us.

386
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,700
Yeah, Bazaar is a

387
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,300
you know medium height

388
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,300
about like 5'10 human.

389
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,800
He has these kind of

390
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,500
green eyes that are speckled

391
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,100
gray.

392
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,300
He's got some piercings on

393
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,900
his right eyebrow

394
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,500
and his hair is

395
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,600
is brown but has like

396
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,300
streaks of gray in it

397
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,300
making it a little bit more

398
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:08,000
salt and pepper.

399
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,400
He looks looks a little

400
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,800
bit older than

401
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,400
in some areas

402
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,400
and younger in

403
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,700
younger in the face,

404
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:15,500
but some parts of it

405
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,700
there's like crow's feet.

406
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,000
Yeah, but he's wearing

407
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,900
some he's wearing his

408
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,100
cloaks from the

409
00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:23,500
from the school that he went

410
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,000
to

411
00:12:25,299 --> 00:12:26,100
in Kingstown.

412
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:26,699
Cloaks?

413
00:12:26,699 --> 00:12:27,299
Yeah, yeah.

414
00:12:27,299 --> 00:12:27,799
Multiple?

415
00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:29,199
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

416
00:12:29,199 --> 00:12:30,899
It's a multi-layered

417
00:12:31,199 --> 00:12:32,199
kind of cloaking thing.

418
00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:32,899
You know, they make it

419
00:12:32,899 --> 00:12:33,699
really cumbersome.

420
00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:34,600
So we're not all

421
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,299
weak casting people.

422
00:12:37,399 --> 00:12:37,899
Is that

423
00:12:38,699 --> 00:12:39,899
is that is that something

424
00:12:39,899 --> 00:12:41,299
that my character would have

425
00:12:41,299 --> 00:12:41,899
seen before?

426
00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:43,000
Can I roll

427
00:12:43,299 --> 00:12:44,899
insight on this outfit?

428
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,199
Yeah, absolutely.

429
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,399
What are the vibes?

430
00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:50,500
What vibes are you picking up?

431
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,500
Because

432
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,500
I've heard of a hat on a hat

433
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,000
never a cloak on cloaks.

434
00:12:57,699 --> 00:12:58,699
I have a seven.

435
00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:00,100
A seven.

436
00:13:00,199 --> 00:13:01,699
Okay, seven.

437
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,600
There's some familiarity

438
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,000
having been in Kingstown

439
00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:06,500
as where Bazaar

440
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,600
the school that Bazaar

441
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,299
went to

442
00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:09,299
is.

443
00:13:10,699 --> 00:13:12,299
So you might have seen

444
00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:13,000
other people

445
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,100
but not made a connection

446
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,299
to the fact that

447
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,399
they came from a specific

448
00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:20,500
school or place in particular,

449
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,399
but it was

450
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
it was noticed in the city.

451
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,799
Okay, so

452
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,600
not the first time I've seen this.

453
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,600
Yeah, official attire

454
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,699
not normal at all.

455
00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:30,199
You're right.

456
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,600
As you may have heard

457
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,199
these two admit

458
00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:37,500
to the facts that they know

459
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,100
where the monster has come from.

460
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,600
So they will lead you

461
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:42,100
to where you need to go,

462
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:42,699
darlings.

463
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,799
Did you guys see if the one

464
00:13:44,799 --> 00:13:45,799
that died on the roof

465
00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:47,000
left a suicide note

466
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,700
because that seems very suspicious.

467
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,700
I have read every single one

468
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,700
of Pinnance Olive Tree's

469
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,100
guide to being a monster hunter

470
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,799
modules.

471
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,799
And I don't know if I've ever

472
00:13:58,799 --> 00:14:00,299
heard of a monster just expiring

473
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:00,700
on a roof.

474
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,000
Have you ever heard of that

475
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,299
monster olive tree?

476
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,299
I think that you're

477
00:14:06,299 --> 00:14:07,899
grabbing the wrong end

478
00:14:07,899 --> 00:14:09,100
of the right stick here.

479
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,200
We might want to

480
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,799
we were told that there's a swarm

481
00:14:11,799 --> 00:14:12,500
of these things.

482
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,299
We might want to

483
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,399
see if you do still have

484
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,399
a dead one

485
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,199
know what we're dealing with here.

486
00:14:18,699 --> 00:14:20,000
Did you rumble its pockets?

487
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,000
I don't remember them having

488
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,799
pockets, Bazaar.

489
00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:24,600
Did you see pockets?

490
00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:25,899
No, no pockets.

491
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,899
They did have some interesting

492
00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:28,799
innards though.

493
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,799
But yes, we do have a corpse.

494
00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:32,500
I've been kind of dissecting

495
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,600
it and going through and

496
00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:35,299
making sure that whenever we

497
00:14:35,299 --> 00:14:37,100
actually come across them

498
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,899
again, we're better prepared

499
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,299
and understand their

500
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,100
anatomy a little bit better

501
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,000
and what works.

502
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,199
What's the postmortem of the postmortem?

503
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,700
Postmortem seems like some fire

504
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,300
aspects that we used on them was

505
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,400
not too helpful.

506
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,800
They do seem to be

507
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,300
maybe fiendish in nature.

508
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,900
Yes, definitely not.

509
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,000
I would not say of this plane.

510
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,800
So it is curious how

511
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,200
they happen to come here.

512
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,900
And you say you

513
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,300
unleashed these things?

514
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,000
You two did?

515
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,600
I don't think that's a fair

516
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,900
phrasing again.

517
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,600
These these terms keep being

518
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,100
used. Nina, you've

519
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,500
your choice of words are always

520
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,899
very, very peculiar.

521
00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:21,800
And it seems to and you know,

522
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,300
I don't like it.

523
00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:25,000
It's bad.

524
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,899
No, we didn't release them.

525
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,000
They were there.

526
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,000
Uh-huh.

527
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,500
Where is there?

528
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,100
Maybe we maybe just woke

529
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:34,700
them up.

530
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:35,399
Yeah.

531
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,899
Okay.

532
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,500
So they went in and they

533
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,500
poked them and they said

534
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,100
they knock knock who's there?

535
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,899
Home that you can come destroyed.

536
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,000
That's what they told me.

537
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,500
I know that's not that's

538
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,199
not anywhere close to what

539
00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:49,799
we said.

540
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:50,899
What did you poke them with?

541
00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:51,699
Nothing.

542
00:15:51,699 --> 00:15:53,399
Actually, we so you didn't

543
00:15:53,399 --> 00:15:53,799
know.

544
00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:54,799
No, we ran.

545
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,699
Because we are so there's

546
00:15:57,699 --> 00:15:59,100
a mind you walk like a few

547
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,600
days in if you would actually

548
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,500
follow the Ignatius is going

549
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,399
to show it to us.

550
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:02,899
Oh, yes.

551
00:16:02,899 --> 00:16:03,799
We're going to go there.

552
00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:05,299
Yeah, I guess

553
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,199
if that's what has to happen,

554
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:07,699
Nina.

555
00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:11,299
I do have what has to happen.

556
00:16:11,299 --> 00:16:13,100
I do have a business to run.

557
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,699
And because some

558
00:16:16,899 --> 00:16:18,199
brothel owner wanted to go on

559
00:16:18,199 --> 00:16:18,799
an adventure.

560
00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:19,399
Now I'm

561
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,100
okay.

562
00:16:21,299 --> 00:16:21,799
Okay.

563
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:24,299
Fine.

564
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,199
We don't have we that's not

565
00:16:27,199 --> 00:16:27,799
in the budget.

566
00:16:27,799 --> 00:16:28,899
That's not in the budget.

567
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:29,500
Oh, yeah.

568
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,199
The the quivering hills

569
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,699
that comes out of your pocket

570
00:16:32,699 --> 00:16:33,500
if you want to visit

571
00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:35,199
that means I'm getting paid.

572
00:16:36,399 --> 00:16:38,299
That means do you whatever

573
00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:39,199
money you're paying me?

574
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,299
We have monster hunting first

575
00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:43,299
monster running first.

576
00:16:44,199 --> 00:16:45,699
Yes, we were also told that

577
00:16:45,699 --> 00:16:46,799
we could negotiate the deal of

578
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:49,000
our contract with the leader

579
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,299
here about

580
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,600
price per head essentially.

581
00:16:52,799 --> 00:16:53,299
Yes.

582
00:16:53,299 --> 00:16:53,699
Yes.

583
00:16:53,699 --> 00:16:55,199
You can negotiate with me.

584
00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:55,600
Yes.

585
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,000
Yes.

586
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,199
I mean the the squire was

587
00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:58,899
very clear 500 gold

588
00:16:58,899 --> 00:17:00,299
and that should be

589
00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:02,100
500 gold per creature

590
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,199
in this economy.

591
00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:04,000
There is going to be an

592
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,599
additional.

593
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:05,000
Yes.

594
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,099
Well, there is only one

595
00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:07,299
that we know of

596
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,299
and which one of you owns

597
00:17:08,299 --> 00:17:09,200
a brothel and what are the

598
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:09,900
there's going to be an

599
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:10,599
additional fee for the

600
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,500
extraplanar nature of the

601
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,799
being, you know, if it's not

602
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,399
a mundane monster that

603
00:17:15,399 --> 00:17:16,899
comes with additional risk.

604
00:17:16,899 --> 00:17:18,200
So there is a

605
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,000
hazard fee essentially.

606
00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:23,299
And how much is the

607
00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:24,500
standard rate for a

608
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,399
hazard fee like like

609
00:17:26,399 --> 00:17:28,399
50 50 silver

610
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,500
an additional hundred

611
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,799
gold additional hundred

612
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:31,200
gold.

613
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:31,599
Okay.

614
00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:33,899
Take notes 100

615
00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:36,299
gold 500 per

616
00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:37,399
monster.

617
00:17:37,399 --> 00:17:38,700
So if you carry the

618
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,200
four, we'll see what

619
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,299
you run into and then

620
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:42,500
make good on all of

621
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,599
the things that

622
00:17:43,599 --> 00:17:44,399
we have said here.

623
00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:45,500
Five hundred gold per

624
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,199
monster hundred if

625
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,500
they're extra planar

626
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:51,299
and then I'm going to

627
00:17:51,299 --> 00:17:52,299
put a little asterix.

628
00:17:52,299 --> 00:17:53,899
Please prove that

629
00:17:53,899 --> 00:17:55,199
it is from another

630
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,399
plane.

631
00:17:58,299 --> 00:17:59,000
Do you know just to

632
00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,699
make sure that we're

633
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:00,599
all on the up and up.

634
00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:01,399
Is that okay?

635
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,399
That sounds fine for

636
00:18:02,399 --> 00:18:02,599
me.

637
00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:03,399
How does one prove

638
00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:03,799
that?

639
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:05,099
How does one prove

640
00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:05,699
that you're the

641
00:18:05,699 --> 00:18:06,500
monster hunters.

642
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,199
Are you not?

643
00:18:07,199 --> 00:18:08,000
Well, this is actually

644
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
I'm a monster hunter

645
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
in training.

646
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
This this

647
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,700
is the famous

648
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,700
penance olive tree.

649
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:16,900
Yes, she has a

650
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,200
correspondence course.

651
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:19,400
Yes, that's it.

652
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,299
That's actually that's

653
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,099
any hurt.

654
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,099
Yes, the advanced

655
00:18:23,099 --> 00:18:23,900
course seven where we

656
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,599
discuss extra planar

657
00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:26,900
signs brimstone things

658
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,299
like that.

659
00:18:27,299 --> 00:18:28,099
You'll get there.

660
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,200
You'll get some on the

661
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,000
job training,

662
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,400
but these two you're

663
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400
going to be our guides.

664
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,299
Yes, you're going to

665
00:18:34,299 --> 00:18:35,900
lead us to their

666
00:18:36,099 --> 00:18:37,299
layer.

667
00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:39,000
I mean, and which

668
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,700
one of you owns the

669
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,299
brothel?

670
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,799
Oh, neither one of us

671
00:18:41,799 --> 00:18:43,099
own the quivering Hills.

672
00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:44,500
No, but yeah, we

673
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,799
can don't we can

674
00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:46,700
encourage him.

675
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,599
Don't encourage him

676
00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:48,700
that terribly run

677
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:49,399
quivering Hills.

678
00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:50,099
I might add.

679
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,700
Yeah, business

680
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,799
owner will leave

681
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:56,399
for multiple days

682
00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:57,200
without.

683
00:18:57,299 --> 00:18:58,500
I mean, I have I'm

684
00:18:58,799 --> 00:18:59,299
okay.

685
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,599
Doesn't matter Nina

686
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,399
stuff leader by the

687
00:19:02,399 --> 00:19:03,299
way brothel

688
00:19:03,299 --> 00:19:05,599
owner multiple days

689
00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:06,399
to the mines.

690
00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:07,200
Don't worry about it.

691
00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:08,899
Don't worry about it.

692
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,399
Monsters monsters first

693
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,700
Nina stands up from

694
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:13,600
the desk and she is

695
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,700
a very short person

696
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,000
about four feet tall.

697
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,000
She comes out from

698
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,700
around the desk and

699
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,800
she starts ushering you.

700
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,600
She's like great you

701
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,700
sign here and you

702
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,500
notice I've made the

703
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,500
amendments on the price

704
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,400
you sign here and

705
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,600
then we'll be on

706
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,700
your way and take

707
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:26,500
care of this monster

708
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,200
problem.

709
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,900
I'm read I'm signing

710
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:29,400
and reading at the

711
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,300
same time like yep.

712
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:30,800
Yep.

713
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,700
That sounds good.

714
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,400
All right.

715
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,100
I'm not allowed to

716
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,000
sign anything.

717
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:34,700
You're going to have

718
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,300
to sign for

719
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,299
it's the middle.

720
00:19:37,399 --> 00:19:38,799
Welcome to the middle.

721
00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:40,899
Hey, oh, well, hey talk

722
00:19:40,899 --> 00:19:42,299
about the episode that

723
00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:43,299
we're doing or the

724
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:44,299
Patreon stuff we're

725
00:19:44,299 --> 00:19:46,299
doing or the guests

726
00:19:46,299 --> 00:19:47,299
that are on the show.

727
00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:48,299
Oh my gosh.

728
00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:49,299
Aren't they amazing?

729
00:19:49,299 --> 00:19:50,299
There's so many topics

730
00:19:50,299 --> 00:19:51,299
to cover very

731
00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:53,299
special guests Ryan

732
00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:54,299
and Christina from

733
00:19:54,299 --> 00:19:55,299
I Seduce the Dragon are

734
00:19:55,299 --> 00:19:57,299
just wonderful and

735
00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:58,299
we highly recommend you

736
00:19:58,299 --> 00:19:59,299
check it out.

737
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,299
It's the middle.

738
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,299
It's the middle.

739
00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:02,299
It's the middle.

740
00:20:02,299 --> 00:20:03,299
It's the middle.

741
00:20:03,299 --> 00:20:04,299
It's the middle.

742
00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:05,299
I highly recommend that

743
00:20:05,299 --> 00:20:06,299
you go listen to their

744
00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:08,299
show, which BT dubs

745
00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:09,299
Amy and Carla are

746
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:10,299
showing up on their

747
00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:12,299
show next week as this

748
00:20:12,299 --> 00:20:13,299
is released.

749
00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:15,299
Swapping out.

750
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,299
We're going to do like

751
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,299
a live listen thing.

752
00:20:19,299 --> 00:20:20,299
Did you say wife swap?

753
00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:21,299
I did. I said wife swap.

754
00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:22,299
I mean it fits.

755
00:20:22,299 --> 00:20:23,299
Absolutely.

756
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:25,299
Did we not?

757
00:20:27,299 --> 00:20:28,299
Spit into my microphone

758
00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:29,299
for a second.

759
00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:30,299
Sorry Carla.

760
00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:31,299
Was that live listen?

761
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:32,299
Kyle needs a new

762
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,299
microphone FYI.

763
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,299
Yeah.

764
00:20:36,299 --> 00:20:37,299
They're doing on their

765
00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:38,299
Patreon, but anybody

766
00:20:38,299 --> 00:20:39,299
can join.

767
00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:40,299
They're doing like a

768
00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:41,299
live listen for both

769
00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:42,299
of the episodes.

770
00:20:44,299 --> 00:20:45,299
Hopefully I'm going to

771
00:20:45,299 --> 00:20:46,299
be there.

772
00:20:46,299 --> 00:20:47,299
It's right in the

773
00:20:47,299 --> 00:20:48,299
middle of the day.

774
00:20:48,299 --> 00:20:49,299
So I'm guessing Amy

775
00:20:49,299 --> 00:20:50,299
probably not.

776
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:51,299
I mean I don't think

777
00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:52,299
it'd be appropriate

778
00:20:52,299 --> 00:20:53,299
to play for my students.

779
00:20:54,299 --> 00:20:55,299
Probably not.

780
00:20:55,299 --> 00:20:56,299
Probably not.

781
00:20:56,299 --> 00:20:57,299
So that I can act

782
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,299
as the Amy surrogate

783
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,299
for the event.

784
00:21:00,299 --> 00:21:01,299
Perfect.

785
00:21:01,299 --> 00:21:02,299
And you can text me.

786
00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:04,299
Like LOL that part

787
00:21:04,299 --> 00:21:05,299
was so funny.

788
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,299
Yeah.

789
00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:09,299
But don't say

790
00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:10,299
contact.

791
00:21:10,299 --> 00:21:11,299
That was hilarious.

792
00:21:11,299 --> 00:21:12,299
That was so funny.

793
00:21:12,299 --> 00:21:13,299
Just put the minute

794
00:21:13,299 --> 00:21:14,299
marker on it.

795
00:21:14,299 --> 00:21:15,299
Canoe LOL.

796
00:21:17,299 --> 00:21:18,299
You'll know what it means.

797
00:21:18,299 --> 00:21:19,299
You'll know what it means.

798
00:21:19,299 --> 00:21:20,299
You heard it here first

799
00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:21,299
people.

800
00:21:21,299 --> 00:21:22,299
Listen for canoe.

801
00:21:22,299 --> 00:21:23,299
Canoe is the code word

802
00:21:23,299 --> 00:21:24,299
or the safe word.

803
00:21:24,299 --> 00:21:25,299
Or backpack.

804
00:21:25,299 --> 00:21:26,299
Either way.

805
00:21:27,299 --> 00:21:28,299
We'll find out next

806
00:21:28,299 --> 00:21:29,299
week on I Seduce

807
00:21:29,299 --> 00:21:30,299
the Dragon.

808
00:21:30,299 --> 00:21:31,299
So go to

809
00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:32,299
their website

810
00:21:32,299 --> 00:21:33,299
to find their show.

811
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:36,299
istdpod.com

812
00:21:36,299 --> 00:21:38,299
I Seduce the Dragon.

813
00:21:38,299 --> 00:21:39,299
That's right.

814
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,299
Not my STD.

815
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,299
It's not coming off.

816
00:21:42,299 --> 00:21:43,299
That's something different.

817
00:21:43,299 --> 00:21:44,299
Yeah not my.

818
00:21:44,299 --> 00:21:46,299
istdpod.com

819
00:21:46,299 --> 00:21:47,299
Also down in the description

820
00:21:47,299 --> 00:21:48,299
I've got all the links.

821
00:21:48,299 --> 00:21:49,299
Plus the link to their

822
00:21:49,299 --> 00:21:50,299
Patreon event

823
00:21:50,299 --> 00:21:51,299
so you can go sign up

824
00:21:51,299 --> 00:21:52,299
for it.

825
00:21:52,299 --> 00:21:53,299
It's totally free

826
00:21:53,299 --> 00:21:54,299
and it should work

827
00:21:54,299 --> 00:21:55,299
Jess tells me.

828
00:21:55,299 --> 00:21:58,299
So that's high praise

829
00:21:58,299 --> 00:21:59,299
for everything technology.

830
00:21:59,299 --> 00:22:00,299
That seems very

831
00:22:00,299 --> 00:22:01,299
organized.

832
00:22:01,299 --> 00:22:02,299
So I believe it.

833
00:22:02,299 --> 00:22:03,299
Absolutely.

834
00:22:03,299 --> 00:22:05,299
So yes it's a lot of fun.

835
00:22:05,299 --> 00:22:06,299
There's another episode

836
00:22:06,299 --> 00:22:07,299
coming out next week

837
00:22:07,299 --> 00:22:08,299
on our feed

838
00:22:08,299 --> 00:22:09,299
with Ryan and Christina

839
00:22:09,299 --> 00:22:10,299
that we're really

840
00:22:10,299 --> 00:22:11,299
looking forward to.

841
00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:13,299
And the couple

842
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,299
with Carla and Amy

843
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:15,299
over there

844
00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:17,299
just shipping our people

845
00:22:17,299 --> 00:22:18,299
all over the place.

846
00:22:18,299 --> 00:22:19,299
It's all happening.

847
00:22:19,299 --> 00:22:20,299
That's right.

848
00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:21,299
You know what I didn't pull

849
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:22,299
though is

850
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,299
which is a great segue.

851
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:25,299
Episode dedication.

852
00:22:25,299 --> 00:22:26,299
Is an episode dedication.

853
00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:28,299
I feel like it's been a while.

854
00:22:28,299 --> 00:22:29,299
Kyle tell people

855
00:22:29,299 --> 00:22:30,299
what they get

856
00:22:30,299 --> 00:22:32,299
when they sign up on Patreon.

857
00:22:32,299 --> 00:22:33,299
Well when you sign up

858
00:22:33,299 --> 00:22:34,299
on Patreon

859
00:22:34,299 --> 00:22:35,299
you get an episode

860
00:22:35,299 --> 00:22:36,299
dedicated to you.

861
00:22:36,299 --> 00:22:37,299
Yeah you do.

862
00:22:37,299 --> 00:22:38,299
Yeah you do.

863
00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:39,299
That does happen.

864
00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:40,299
Nailed it.

865
00:22:40,299 --> 00:22:41,299
And so like

866
00:22:41,299 --> 00:22:42,299
patreon.com

867
00:22:42,299 --> 00:22:43,299
slash dumb dragon cast.

868
00:22:43,299 --> 00:22:44,299
Yeah.

869
00:22:44,299 --> 00:22:45,299
We have this great process

870
00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:47,299
where you are put on a list

871
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,299
and then we take the time

872
00:22:49,299 --> 00:22:50,299
whenever that may happen

873
00:22:50,299 --> 00:22:52,299
it may be before the recording

874
00:22:52,299 --> 00:22:53,299
it may be on the recording.

875
00:22:53,299 --> 00:22:55,299
Might be as we speak.

876
00:22:55,299 --> 00:22:56,299
It could be happening

877
00:22:56,299 --> 00:22:57,299
as I'm saying this

878
00:22:57,299 --> 00:22:58,299
but

879
00:22:58,299 --> 00:22:59,299
I know that

880
00:22:59,299 --> 00:23:01,299
that this episode's

881
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,299
sponsored

882
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,299
kind of forgot the words

883
00:23:05,299 --> 00:23:06,299
now that I'm all the way through

884
00:23:06,299 --> 00:23:07,299
the whole thing.

885
00:23:07,299 --> 00:23:09,299
It's dedicated to

886
00:23:09,299 --> 00:23:10,299
the dedication.

887
00:23:10,299 --> 00:23:12,299
It's dedicated to

888
00:23:12,299 --> 00:23:15,299
Stan Sitzman.

889
00:23:15,299 --> 00:23:16,299
Stan.

890
00:23:16,299 --> 00:23:17,299
Stan.

891
00:23:17,299 --> 00:23:18,299
Thank you so much.

892
00:23:18,299 --> 00:23:19,299
Thanks Stan.

893
00:23:19,299 --> 00:23:20,299
Thanks so much Stan.

894
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:21,299
Thank you Stan.

895
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:23,299
I guess so Stan probably wants to

896
00:23:23,299 --> 00:23:25,299
sub dedicate it to

897
00:23:25,299 --> 00:23:26,299
Carl.

898
00:23:26,299 --> 00:23:27,299
Yes.

899
00:23:27,299 --> 00:23:30,299
Stan's going to dedicate it to Carl

900
00:23:30,299 --> 00:23:32,299
who's living down in hell.

901
00:23:32,299 --> 00:23:33,299
Where he belongs.

902
00:23:33,299 --> 00:23:35,299
Just writing Black Knight 2

903
00:23:35,299 --> 00:23:36,299
is what he's doing.

904
00:23:36,299 --> 00:23:37,299
Yes.

905
00:23:37,299 --> 00:23:39,299
Over and over and over and over.

906
00:23:39,299 --> 00:23:41,299
See Kyle now that you're in the club

907
00:23:41,299 --> 00:23:43,299
if and when

908
00:23:43,299 --> 00:23:44,299
if hold on

909
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,299
edit

910
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:49,299
if we ever get to a Black Knight 2

911
00:23:49,299 --> 00:23:50,299
see I don't know what you're talking about

912
00:23:50,299 --> 00:23:51,299
I didn't say anything.

913
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:54,299
If we ever get to a Black Knight 2

914
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:56,299
you would be part of that

915
00:23:56,299 --> 00:23:59,299
nightmare that is that production workflow

916
00:23:59,299 --> 00:24:00,299
of Black Knight.

917
00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:02,299
It was rough but it was worth it.

918
00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:05,299
But if you haven't listened to it listeners

919
00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:06,299
you should go listen to it.

920
00:24:06,299 --> 00:24:07,299
It's really good.

921
00:24:07,299 --> 00:24:08,299
Super fun.

922
00:24:08,299 --> 00:24:09,299
I'm a listener at this point.

923
00:24:09,299 --> 00:24:10,299
I need to go listen to it.

924
00:24:10,299 --> 00:24:11,299
Facing fate.

925
00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:13,299
It is high concept

926
00:24:13,299 --> 00:24:14,299
let's say.

927
00:24:14,299 --> 00:24:15,299
Yeah.

928
00:24:15,299 --> 00:24:16,299
There's a lot going on.

929
00:24:16,299 --> 00:24:18,299
I think I saw it referenced recently

930
00:24:18,299 --> 00:24:20,299
in the Discord so you know.

931
00:24:20,299 --> 00:24:21,299
Comes up every now and then.

932
00:24:21,299 --> 00:24:22,299
A lot of cool stuff over there

933
00:24:22,299 --> 00:24:24,299
especially for patrons.

934
00:24:24,299 --> 00:24:25,299
Oh.

935
00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:26,299
Come on over baby.

936
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,299
Bringing it back around.

937
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,299
So two action items go check us out on Patreon

938
00:24:29,299 --> 00:24:32,299
but then go listen to I Seduce the Dragon

939
00:24:32,299 --> 00:24:34,299
more importantly because they're lovely

940
00:24:34,299 --> 00:24:36,299
and you will really love their show.

941
00:24:36,299 --> 00:24:37,299
But that's it for now.

942
00:24:37,299 --> 00:24:38,299
Thanks for listening everybody.

943
00:24:38,299 --> 00:24:39,299
We'll get you back to the episode.

944
00:24:39,299 --> 00:24:40,299
Love you bye.

945
00:24:40,299 --> 00:24:41,299
Love you bye.

946
00:24:41,299 --> 00:24:42,299
Love you bye.

947
00:24:42,299 --> 00:24:43,299
Love you bye.

948
00:24:46,299 --> 00:24:48,299
We cut to a path that's traveling along the foothills

949
00:24:48,299 --> 00:24:50,299
on the way to the Me Mountains

950
00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:53,299
as our group is exiting Vintersmouth.

951
00:24:53,299 --> 00:24:55,299
Kavlaran and Bizard

952
00:24:55,299 --> 00:24:58,299
you are leading Penance and Bondon.

953
00:24:58,299 --> 00:25:01,299
I don't know how quiet it's been so far.

954
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:03,299
You seem like chatty people.

955
00:25:05,299 --> 00:25:09,299
But you find yourselves midday.

956
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:11,299
Are you actually normally very quiet?

957
00:25:11,299 --> 00:25:14,299
And you hear, you hear from behind you

958
00:25:14,299 --> 00:25:17,299
a sound of a familiar voice.

959
00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:19,299
Hey guys.

960
00:25:19,299 --> 00:25:20,299
Hey wait up.

961
00:25:20,299 --> 00:25:21,299
You forgot your snacks.

962
00:25:22,299 --> 00:25:24,299
You turn and you see Bench.

963
00:25:24,299 --> 00:25:26,299
He's running up behind you

964
00:25:26,299 --> 00:25:28,299
and for Penance and Bondon you turn

965
00:25:28,299 --> 00:25:32,299
and you see a very large human male

966
00:25:32,299 --> 00:25:35,299
thinking like a less put together

967
00:25:35,299 --> 00:25:38,299
Arnold Schwarzenegger kind of vibe.

968
00:25:38,299 --> 00:25:39,299
He's got a top knot.

969
00:25:39,299 --> 00:25:40,299
Okay.

970
00:25:40,299 --> 00:25:41,299
Big beer belly.

971
00:25:41,299 --> 00:25:42,299
Huge arms.

972
00:25:42,299 --> 00:25:43,299
Tiny legs.

973
00:25:44,299 --> 00:25:46,299
Is what, is what this man is running up behind you.

974
00:25:46,299 --> 00:25:47,299
Skip leg day?

975
00:25:47,299 --> 00:25:48,299
Yeah always.

976
00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:51,299
He's carrying a big picnic basket

977
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:52,299
and he's running up behind you

978
00:25:52,299 --> 00:25:53,299
and he says, guys, guys,

979
00:25:53,299 --> 00:25:55,299
oh hello, hello new friends.

980
00:25:55,299 --> 00:25:56,299
My name is Bench.

981
00:25:56,299 --> 00:25:57,299
I run the Brewed Awakening.

982
00:25:57,299 --> 00:25:59,299
I just wanted to bring snacks

983
00:25:59,299 --> 00:26:01,299
for everybody on your adventure

984
00:26:01,299 --> 00:26:04,299
because last time Ignatius didn't pack any snacks

985
00:26:04,299 --> 00:26:06,299
and I just wanted to make sure.

986
00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:07,299
Nina, Nina came and said

987
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,299
actually I had to come along too

988
00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:12,299
because I also woke the, the beast.

989
00:26:12,299 --> 00:26:14,299
Is what she told me.

990
00:26:14,299 --> 00:26:15,299
Oh yeah, yeah.

991
00:26:15,299 --> 00:26:16,299
You were there.

992
00:26:16,299 --> 00:26:17,299
I did forget you were there.

993
00:26:17,299 --> 00:26:18,299
It was such a blur that day.

994
00:26:18,299 --> 00:26:20,299
It was, it was a lot.

995
00:26:20,299 --> 00:26:21,299
It's a lot of fun, but.

996
00:26:21,299 --> 00:26:22,299
Yeah.

997
00:26:22,299 --> 00:26:23,299
Thank you for bringing some snacks along.

998
00:26:23,299 --> 00:26:25,299
It's very appreciated.

999
00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:26,299
Absolutely.

1000
00:26:26,299 --> 00:26:27,299
Because we were about to walk right out of the town

1001
00:26:27,299 --> 00:26:29,299
without even thinking about it ourselves.

1002
00:26:29,299 --> 00:26:31,299
So how about that?

1003
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:34,299
I punch my fist and my hand and I bow.

1004
00:26:34,299 --> 00:26:35,299
Oh.

1005
00:26:35,299 --> 00:26:37,299
And then I stand silently and awkwardly.

1006
00:26:37,299 --> 00:26:39,299
Oh, well nice.

1007
00:26:39,299 --> 00:26:41,299
Bench puts the picnic basket down

1008
00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:42,299
and does the same.

1009
00:26:42,299 --> 00:26:44,299
It returns it.

1010
00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:47,299
Is this what, is this what we do?

1011
00:26:47,299 --> 00:26:49,299
It's, it's what he does.

1012
00:26:49,299 --> 00:26:52,299
Sorry, we haven't been formally introduced.

1013
00:26:52,299 --> 00:26:54,299
Myself and my, my assistant here

1014
00:26:54,299 --> 00:26:56,299
are the hired monster hunters.

1015
00:26:56,299 --> 00:26:58,299
You were part of the incident

1016
00:26:58,299 --> 00:27:00,299
that released these creatures?

1017
00:27:00,299 --> 00:27:02,299
I was tagging along.

1018
00:27:02,299 --> 00:27:04,299
I did do pretty well at the audition

1019
00:27:04,299 --> 00:27:05,299
to be an adventurer.

1020
00:27:05,299 --> 00:27:06,299
Right.

1021
00:27:06,299 --> 00:27:08,299
So that allowed me to come along

1022
00:27:08,299 --> 00:27:10,299
on Ignatius's party.

1023
00:27:10,299 --> 00:27:12,299
And then we got in

1024
00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:14,299
and it was really scary.

1025
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,299
I don't know.

1026
00:27:15,299 --> 00:27:16,299
Have you guys been along,

1027
00:27:16,299 --> 00:27:18,299
have you both been along on

1028
00:27:18,299 --> 00:27:21,299
very many monster hunting adventures like this?

1029
00:27:21,299 --> 00:27:22,299
Countless.

1030
00:27:22,299 --> 00:27:25,299
This is my first monster hunting adventure.

1031
00:27:25,299 --> 00:27:28,299
I am an, I don't want to say acolyte,

1032
00:27:28,299 --> 00:27:30,299
but I have been studying

1033
00:27:30,299 --> 00:27:32,299
Penn and Solid Tree's works.

1034
00:27:32,299 --> 00:27:35,299
So this will be my first monster hunt.

1035
00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:36,299
My name is Bond and Cove.

1036
00:27:36,299 --> 00:27:38,299
Oh, it's nice to meet you Bond and Bench.

1037
00:27:38,299 --> 00:27:41,299
Bench, don't remember my last name,

1038
00:27:41,299 --> 00:27:42,299
but that's okay.

1039
00:27:44,299 --> 00:27:45,299
Nice to meet you Bench.

1040
00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:47,299
Don't remember your last name.

1041
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:51,299
So you guys were a little bit vague

1042
00:27:51,299 --> 00:27:52,299
about exactly what happened

1043
00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:55,299
other than you're totally not at fault for it.

1044
00:27:57,299 --> 00:28:00,299
I mean, it's not that we're not at fault.

1045
00:28:00,299 --> 00:28:02,299
It's just saying that we intentionally did it

1046
00:28:02,299 --> 00:28:04,299
or are guilty of it.

1047
00:28:04,299 --> 00:28:06,299
It's just very harsh wording.

1048
00:28:07,299 --> 00:28:09,299
And you know, it's,

1049
00:28:09,299 --> 00:28:10,299
we went on an adventure.

1050
00:28:10,299 --> 00:28:12,299
We went down into a mine

1051
00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:15,299
because that was what we were hired to do.

1052
00:28:15,299 --> 00:28:17,299
And all of a sudden,

1053
00:28:17,299 --> 00:28:19,299
this thing comes up out of the mine.

1054
00:28:19,299 --> 00:28:21,299
These things come up out of the mine.

1055
00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:23,299
And we're like, well, later,

1056
00:28:23,299 --> 00:28:26,299
cause no, I, you know.

1057
00:28:26,299 --> 00:28:29,299
What were you hired to go into the mine for?

1058
00:28:29,299 --> 00:28:31,299
Pirate treasure, adventuring.

1059
00:28:31,299 --> 00:28:32,299
Ooh.

1060
00:28:33,299 --> 00:28:35,299
There's not pirate treasure.

1061
00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:37,299
So other than fiendish,

1062
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,299
there's a bunch of these sleeping things.

1063
00:28:39,299 --> 00:28:41,299
Give me like a description here.

1064
00:28:41,299 --> 00:28:42,299
What are we doing with?

1065
00:28:42,299 --> 00:28:43,299
Let's see.

1066
00:28:43,299 --> 00:28:44,299
Are they flyers?

1067
00:28:44,299 --> 00:28:45,299
They climbers?

1068
00:28:45,299 --> 00:28:46,299
Big teeth, you said?

1069
00:28:46,299 --> 00:28:47,299
They're jumpers and climbers.

1070
00:28:47,299 --> 00:28:49,299
Jumpers, climbers, screamers.

1071
00:28:49,299 --> 00:28:50,299
Screamers.

1072
00:28:50,299 --> 00:28:51,299
Yep, absolutely.

1073
00:28:51,299 --> 00:28:52,299
They're screamers.

1074
00:28:52,299 --> 00:28:56,299
Big, big red throat, throats.

1075
00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:58,299
And like a toothy maw.

1076
00:28:58,299 --> 00:29:00,299
Yes, toothy maw.

1077
00:29:00,299 --> 00:29:03,299
You know, actually like,

1078
00:29:03,299 --> 00:29:05,299
I have a sketch of one, you know,

1079
00:29:05,299 --> 00:29:07,299
and I kind of pull out my little book

1080
00:29:07,299 --> 00:29:09,299
and I show you the sketches of the anatomy

1081
00:29:09,299 --> 00:29:11,299
as I've broken it down and everything.

1082
00:29:11,299 --> 00:29:13,299
Like you can see here, like the claws on it,

1083
00:29:13,299 --> 00:29:15,299
just absolutely gnarly.

1084
00:29:15,299 --> 00:29:17,299
Are these good sketches

1085
00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:20,299
or are these like crayon refrigerator drawing sketches?

1086
00:29:20,299 --> 00:29:22,299
Like where are we on the scale

1087
00:29:22,299 --> 00:29:24,299
of illustrative biological sketch?

1088
00:29:24,299 --> 00:29:27,299
You want me to do a performance, Russ?

1089
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:29,299
Yes.

1090
00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:30,299
Absolutely.

1091
00:29:30,299 --> 00:29:32,299
Drawing, please.

1092
00:29:32,299 --> 00:29:34,299
I got a 14.

1093
00:29:34,299 --> 00:29:36,299
Okay.

1094
00:29:36,299 --> 00:29:38,299
Yeah, they're pretty good.

1095
00:29:38,299 --> 00:29:40,299
Like they certainly aren't out of a medical journal

1096
00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:42,299
or anything like that,

1097
00:29:42,299 --> 00:29:48,299
but the detail there is pretty good

1098
00:29:48,299 --> 00:29:52,299
for an average person, not a monster hunter.

1099
00:29:52,299 --> 00:29:56,299
If you wanted to roll nature...

1100
00:29:56,299 --> 00:29:58,299
Would love to.

1101
00:29:58,299 --> 00:30:00,299
...would probably be a good way to see

1102
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,299
if you recognize or have heard

1103
00:30:02,299 --> 00:30:04,299
of this specific monster.

1104
00:30:04,299 --> 00:30:06,299
Yeah, that was a good one.

1105
00:30:06,299 --> 00:30:07,299
Should I roll nature too?

1106
00:30:07,299 --> 00:30:08,299
Why not?

1107
00:30:08,299 --> 00:30:10,299
You actually, yes, this would be...

1108
00:30:10,299 --> 00:30:12,299
Let me see if you, based on this description

1109
00:30:12,299 --> 00:30:14,299
and what we've discussed,

1110
00:30:14,299 --> 00:30:16,299
remember we've gone through the bestiaries.

1111
00:30:16,299 --> 00:30:18,299
Yeah, this will be like a pop quiz.

1112
00:30:18,299 --> 00:30:20,299
Bestiary.

1113
00:30:20,299 --> 00:30:22,299
What do you recognize about this?

1114
00:30:22,299 --> 00:30:24,299
What do you think it is?

1115
00:30:24,299 --> 00:30:26,299
Well, I have a 16.

1116
00:30:26,299 --> 00:30:28,299
So it's got a throat thing

1117
00:30:28,299 --> 00:30:30,299
and I might need earmuffs

1118
00:30:30,299 --> 00:30:32,299
if it makes loud noises.

1119
00:30:32,299 --> 00:30:34,299
So you got a 16.

1120
00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:36,299
Penance, you are letting

1121
00:30:36,299 --> 00:30:38,299
Squire take a guess at this.

1122
00:30:38,299 --> 00:30:40,299
I'm letting him go first.

1123
00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,299
I rolled an 18.

1124
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,299
I mean, both 16 and 18 are really,

1125
00:30:44,299 --> 00:30:46,299
really quite good.

1126
00:30:46,299 --> 00:30:48,299
So what you see is...

1127
00:30:48,299 --> 00:30:50,299
No, we're just going to turn the camera around.

1128
00:30:50,299 --> 00:30:52,299
This more or less is what you see.

1129
00:30:52,299 --> 00:30:54,299
Fun.

1130
00:30:54,299 --> 00:30:56,299
Oh, no.

1131
00:30:56,299 --> 00:30:58,299
That's a nightmare.

1132
00:30:58,299 --> 00:31:00,299
That's a nightmare.

1133
00:31:00,299 --> 00:31:02,299
I don't like that at all.

1134
00:31:02,299 --> 00:31:04,299
No, no, no.

1135
00:31:04,299 --> 00:31:06,299
The toothy bi was referring to.

1136
00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:08,299
How much bigger

1137
00:31:08,299 --> 00:31:10,299
is it than me?

1138
00:31:10,299 --> 00:31:12,299
Can it eat me in one bite?

1139
00:31:12,299 --> 00:31:14,299
Probably two.

1140
00:31:14,299 --> 00:31:16,299
I have an average-sized human.

1141
00:31:16,299 --> 00:31:18,299
Probably two, I would guess.

1142
00:31:18,299 --> 00:31:20,299
The ones that attack the town.

1143
00:31:22,299 --> 00:31:24,299
What's the odds of it

1144
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,299
eating me whole and then

1145
00:31:26,299 --> 00:31:28,299
surviving its stomach and being able to cut myself out?

1146
00:31:28,299 --> 00:31:30,299
Well, how well can you defend yourself?

1147
00:31:30,299 --> 00:31:32,299
Because that plays into the odds.

1148
00:31:32,299 --> 00:31:34,299
And if...

1149
00:31:34,299 --> 00:31:36,299
Well, it's not about me defending myself.

1150
00:31:36,299 --> 00:31:38,299
It's about, can it fit me

1151
00:31:38,299 --> 00:31:40,299
inside of it?

1152
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:42,299
Because the books we have at the monastery...

1153
00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:44,299
hole?

1154
00:31:44,299 --> 00:31:46,299
Yeah, yeah, no.

1155
00:31:46,299 --> 00:31:48,299
And it probably won't even chew.

1156
00:31:48,299 --> 00:31:50,299
Small as a hole, you just punch away right out.

1157
00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:52,299
It'll be just fine.

1158
00:31:52,299 --> 00:31:54,299
That throat is so large.

1159
00:31:54,299 --> 00:31:56,299
It gets bigger.

1160
00:31:56,299 --> 00:31:58,299
That is the starting point.

1161
00:31:58,299 --> 00:32:00,299
There is like an expanding

1162
00:32:00,299 --> 00:32:02,299
feature that

1163
00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:04,299
is unsettling.

1164
00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:06,299
Is this for the screaming or is there like a

1165
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,299
spewing that will still happen?

1166
00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:10,299
It's just the screaming part.

1167
00:32:10,299 --> 00:32:12,299
Okay, alright.

1168
00:32:12,299 --> 00:32:14,299
Deafening, loud scream, terrifying people.

1169
00:32:16,299 --> 00:32:18,299
So it's pretty cool.

1170
00:32:18,299 --> 00:32:20,299
Solid.

1171
00:32:20,299 --> 00:32:22,299
So for penance, probably not

1172
00:32:22,299 --> 00:32:24,299
forbidden, because you're not as trained.

1173
00:32:24,299 --> 00:32:26,299
No offense there.

1174
00:32:26,299 --> 00:32:28,299
He's just a little guy.

1175
00:32:28,299 --> 00:32:30,299
You've heard

1176
00:32:30,299 --> 00:32:32,299
stories.

1177
00:32:32,299 --> 00:32:34,299
You haven't ever seen one of these creatures.

1178
00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:36,299
You've heard stories of these creatures.

1179
00:32:36,299 --> 00:32:38,299
And they go by

1180
00:32:38,299 --> 00:32:40,299
several names within the stories, but the most

1181
00:32:40,299 --> 00:32:42,299
common one is called a howler.

1182
00:32:42,299 --> 00:32:44,299
On point, makes sense.

1183
00:32:44,299 --> 00:32:46,299
From what you've gathered,

1184
00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:48,299
they can be found

1185
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,299
and come from

1186
00:32:50,299 --> 00:32:52,299
another plane of existence.

1187
00:32:52,299 --> 00:32:54,299
I guess

1188
00:32:54,299 --> 00:32:56,299
for penance, I guess

1189
00:32:56,299 --> 00:32:58,299
this might be a question for Christina.

1190
00:32:58,299 --> 00:33:00,299
How trained actually

1191
00:33:00,299 --> 00:33:02,299
is penance?

1192
00:33:02,299 --> 00:33:04,299
And how much

1193
00:33:04,299 --> 00:33:06,299
do they actually have in their

1194
00:33:06,299 --> 00:33:08,299
vault of knowledge

1195
00:33:08,299 --> 00:33:10,299
about monsters?

1196
00:33:10,299 --> 00:33:12,299
I will say being a tiefling, I do think

1197
00:33:12,299 --> 00:33:14,299
I have a little bit of a leg up on knowledge of

1198
00:33:14,299 --> 00:33:16,299
fiendish things.

1199
00:33:16,299 --> 00:33:18,299
However,

1200
00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:20,299
definitely, I don't think I've ever actually

1201
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,299
encountered anything like this in real life

1202
00:33:22,299 --> 00:33:24,299
before.

1203
00:33:24,299 --> 00:33:26,299
So it's probably just going by

1204
00:33:26,299 --> 00:33:28,299
secondhand stories, things like that.

1205
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:30,299
Absolutely.

1206
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:32,299
Definitely haven't seen anything,

1207
00:33:32,299 --> 00:33:34,299
but you do know that they do exist

1208
00:33:34,299 --> 00:33:36,299
on a lower plane

1209
00:33:36,299 --> 00:33:38,299
from where you are now.

1210
00:33:38,299 --> 00:33:40,299
You've heard stories that they are

1211
00:33:40,299 --> 00:33:42,299
like wolves. They're pack

1212
00:33:42,299 --> 00:33:44,299
hunters.

1213
00:33:44,299 --> 00:33:46,299
They come in, which

1214
00:33:46,299 --> 00:33:48,299
Kavlaran and

1215
00:33:48,299 --> 00:33:50,299
Vizard would have seen firsthand.

1216
00:33:50,299 --> 00:33:52,299
They come in and they

1217
00:33:52,299 --> 00:33:54,299
hunt in packs and

1218
00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:56,299
tear apart their victims

1219
00:33:56,299 --> 00:33:58,299
quickly and voraciously.

1220
00:33:58,299 --> 00:34:00,299
So Goatzi meets a hyena.

1221
00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:02,299
Pretty much.

1222
00:34:04,299 --> 00:34:06,299
What else could you get?

1223
00:34:06,299 --> 00:34:08,300
They do

1224
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,300
give off a howl, which is intended

1225
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,300
to neutralize their enemy, and then they

1226
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,300
come in and feed when they're

1227
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:16,300
deafened and immobilized.

1228
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,300
Distance is your friend

1229
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:22,300
when approaching these ones.

1230
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,300
So you two, I look at Kavlaran

1231
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:26,300
and Vizard.

1232
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,300
Vizard?

1233
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,300
Vizard.

1234
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,300
One of those was an emphasis.

1235
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:34,300
Somewhere in the word.

1236
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,300
You two, you say you're adventurers.

1237
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,300
What exactly is your specialty here?

1238
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,300
Well, we'll take one step back.

1239
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:42,300
I work at City Hall.

1240
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,300
I was just coming along

1241
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,300
on the one adventure.

1242
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,300
So bureaucrats.

1243
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:50,300
Very much so.

1244
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,300
And I am a shop owner of

1245
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,300
magic prank items,

1246
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,300
which that's got to change considering

1247
00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:58,300
the recent events, and also

1248
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,300
an advisor to the mayor, so

1249
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:02,300
and, you know,

1250
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,300
graduated from Barnhart's

1251
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,300
Swan School of Magic

1252
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:08,300
Fighting and Dance in Kingstown

1253
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,300
about a decade ago,

1254
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,300
which these cloaks need to come off.

1255
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,300
It's too stuffy.

1256
00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:16,300
Pack those away.

1257
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,300
I wear it there to

1258
00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:20,300
it's a clout thing for the mayor. It's annoying.

1259
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,300
But, no,

1260
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,300
not an adventure at all. However, I

1261
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:26,300
do happen to have a few spells

1262
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,300
that could help out in this scenario.

1263
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,300
So are we

1264
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,300
all virgin monster hunters?

1265
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:34,300
Except for, obviously, pennant's olive tree.

1266
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,300
I mean,

1267
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,300
kinda, yeah. I've never

1268
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,300
made it a point to hunt a monster down.

1269
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:42,300
So, yes.

1270
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:44,300
I don't

1271
00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:46,300
feel the odd man out anymore.

1272
00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:48,300
This is gonna be exciting.

1273
00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:50,300
It's a fun little club.

1274
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:52,300
So, all of you then,

1275
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,300
we're just gonna

1276
00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,300
stay together

1277
00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:58,300
and you're not gonna get too

1278
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,300
close to anything that's making a lot of noise.

1279
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,300
How about that?

1280
00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:04,300
Absolutely. Now, where we're going, it's very dark.

1281
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,300
And it seems

1282
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:08,300
to be that

1283
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,300
light is kind of

1284
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:12,300
what, you know,

1285
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,300
probably what got their

1286
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:16,300
attention considering how dark it was.

1287
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:20,300
So they like the light, but

1288
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,300
the light doesn't hurt them, correct?

1289
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:24,300
No. I thought it might

1290
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:26,300
and that's why we set a lot of stuff

1291
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,300
on fire the other night. But that was

1292
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,300
not, it didn't work.

1293
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:32,300
Unfortunately.

1294
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,300
Did you test any other techniques?

1295
00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:36,300
I tried fire.

1296
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:38,300
I tried ice.

1297
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:40,300
I tried light. It was not

1298
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,300
very effective. Right.

1299
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,300
I have

1300
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:46,300
a regular weapon.

1301
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,300
It didn't seem to do too much

1302
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,300
damage.

1303
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:52,300
I don't know. Probably

1304
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,300
their abnormal nature

1305
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,300
gives them a little bit more defense,

1306
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,300
I would guess.

1307
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,300
I think what Bizard is very worried

1308
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:02,300
about is

1309
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:04,300
that he can't see in the dark

1310
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,300
and I, Bench, can't see in the dark.

1311
00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,300
Oh yeah, that too.

1312
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,300
Hey.

1313
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,300
Not going to be an issue.

1314
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:14,300
I give everybody finger guns like

1315
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,300
I got you. Don't worry about that.

1316
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,300
It won't be a problem.

1317
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,300
And I have a torch in my backpack.

1318
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:22,300
Penance, I am excited

1319
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:24,300
because there was,

1320
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,300
it looked like a self-published book

1321
00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:28,300
in our library that I happened to

1322
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,300
check out when I was doing my monsters.

1323
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,300
At least a little bit, skimmed through it

1324
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:34,300
just to kind of prepare myself.

1325
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,300
So familiar and

1326
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:38,300
you know, it's

1327
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,300
going to be interesting. I'm

1328
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,300
looking forward to it. I think that

1329
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,300
you'll be thoroughly impressed, you know,

1330
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,300
and should we all make it back

1331
00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,300
alive, then you'll

1332
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,300
be able to really

1333
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,300
hopefully dig deeper into

1334
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:54,300
my body of work when it comes

1335
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:56,300
to monster hunting and education.

1336
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,300
I love a good education. Can I make an insight check

1337
00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,300
on that? Because I

1338
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:02,300
am too young to understand the tone

1339
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:04,300
and tenor of this conversation.

1340
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:06,300
Sure.

1341
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:08,300
So I'm rolling against you

1342
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,300
in that five or is it?

1343
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,300
And I roll a 19.

1344
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:14,300
Oh snap. I want to know what Bizard

1345
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,300
thinks about

1346
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,300
yeah.

1347
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:20,300
I will tell you right off the bat

1348
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,300
Bizard is an avid reader

1349
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,300
and he would pour through the library

1350
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:26,300
and any kind of

1351
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,300
whether it's self-published or

1352
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:30,300
fully published, he reads it and

1353
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:32,300
he is genuinely curious

1354
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,300
having come across

1355
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:36,300
Penance's book and recognizing the name

1356
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:38,300
is one of those

1357
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,300
just remembers those kind of things

1358
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:42,300
that stood out in his schooling.

1359
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:44,300
So he's being genuine. He's

1360
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:46,300
interested to see, he doesn't

1361
00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,300
meet many of the authors

1362
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:50,300
from the libraries that he was in.

1363
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,300
So this is a unique

1364
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:54,300
opportunity for him.

1365
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,300
Is he star-struck?

1366
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,300
No. Or suspicious?

1367
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:00,300
Neither star-struck nor

1368
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,300
suspicious, just

1369
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,300
interested in the opportunity.

1370
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,300
Okay.

1371
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:08,300
With that in mind

1372
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,300
let's go see this mine

1373
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:12,300
and

1374
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:14,300
how important is it?

1375
00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:16,300
If we collapse this bad boy

1376
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,300
would that be a problem?

1377
00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:20,300
It's abandoned so

1378
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,300
no problem. Nobody's working it.

1379
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:24,300
Yeah.

1380
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,300
Fantastic.

1381
00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,300
What was mined there?

1382
00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:30,300
See the thing is that they didn't just

1383
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,300
come out of the mine. They came up

1384
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,300
through the ground.

1385
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,300
What?

1386
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,300
I assume

1387
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:40,300
the cavern passages that run

1388
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:42,300
underneath the Me Mountains and up to

1389
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:44,300
Vintersmouth are very

1390
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:46,300
extensive.

1391
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,300
Oh shit. Kavlaran, do you

1392
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,300
think those goblins are just...

1393
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:54,300
Oh, 100%. Absolutely.

1394
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,300
I wouldn't give it another thought.

1395
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,300
I look

1396
00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,300
back and forth between the two of them

1397
00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:02,300
and I have like a tingle of

1398
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,300
trepidation.

1399
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:06,300
Anyway, yeah, so

1400
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:08,300
collapsing the mine may not solve

1401
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:10,300
the problem. But we can try.

1402
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,300
The problem won't hurt.

1403
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,300
All we need to do is

1404
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:16,300
keep heading on this path and

1405
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:18,300
I remember

1406
00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:20,300
it fairly well, especially the non

1407
00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:22,300
circuitous path that

1408
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:24,300
Ignatius wanted to take us through.

1409
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:26,300
Yeah, more of a direct route will be a lot quicker.

1410
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:28,300
Yeah.

1411
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,300
Alright, well,

1412
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,300
let's go then.

1413
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:34,300
As we see this group continue along the path

1414
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,300
towards the Me Mountains, we

1415
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,300
cut ahead to

1416
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:40,300
the cave entrance where we had previously

1417
00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:42,300
seen our friends

1418
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:44,300
running for fear of losing

1419
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,300
their life to the monster that was

1420
00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:48,300
chasing them out of the cavern.

1421
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,300
As they enter the cave entrance

1422
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:52,300
and disappear into the shadows from

1423
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,300
view, we hear the sound

1424
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,300
of a low, echoing

1425
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:58,300
growl

1426
00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:00,300
coming from deep within

1427
00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:02,300
the mountain.

1428
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,300
Dumbgeons and Dragons Season

1429
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,300
4 Episode 4

1430
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:12,300
starring Tom Laird as Kavlaran

1431
00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:14,300
Goldweave, Kyle Claset as

1432
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,300
Zard the Wizard, with Russ More

1433
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:18,300
as your dungeon master, featuring

1434
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,300
special guests, Kristina Van Epps

1435
00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:22,300
as Pennant's olive tree, and

1436
00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,300
Ryan Keely as Bond and Cove.

1437
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:26,300
They join us from I Seduce the Dragon.

1438
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,300
Make sure you go find and listen to their

1439
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,300
adventures at istdpod.com.

1440
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,300
Dialogue, editing,

1441
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,300
and sound design by Russ More.

1442
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:36,300
This episode featured music from Epidemic

1443
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:38,300
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1444
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:40,300
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1445
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,300
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1446
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:44,300
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1447
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designs are by Matt Garbutt.

1448
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:48,300
And a huge thank you to our supporting producers.

1449
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,300
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica

1450
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,300
Babiak, Cat Waterflame, Jacob

1451
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,300
Madden, Christian Brown,

1452
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:56,300
Angaron Kiersen, Perry Mady,

1453
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,300
Old School Gamer D, Craig

1454
00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:00,300
Zeiss, L.A. Branton, and Sarah

1455
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,300
Murphy. Are you enjoying the story

1456
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,300
so far? Well, we couldn't do it without

1457
00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:06,300
you. In fact, we'd love for you to

1458
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,300
join us at patreon.com slash dumb

1459
00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,300
dragoncast, where when you sign up for a 7-day

1460
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,300
free trial, you're going to get access

1461
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,300
to an entire other show.

1462
00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:16,300
Two of them, to be exact. We've got

1463
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,300
The Adventures of and Cyberpunk Red.

1464
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,300
We hope to see you over there,

1465
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,300
patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast.

1466
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:24,300
And maybe we'll see you in the community.

1467
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:26,300
We're over on Discord. You have a great

1468
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:28,300
week. We'll talk to you soon.

1469
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:42,300
I mean, anything you want them to be.

1470
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,300
Yeah, we have a very nice thing about D&D.

1471
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:46,300
Speak it into existence kind of

1472
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,300
kind of chat like me wearing multiple

1473
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,300
cloaks. That's officially part of my

1474
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,300
school shit now. So

1475
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,300
I said I said a thing and

1476
00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,300
that's going to be it. And now it's

1477
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:58,300
forever. Exactly. We have a

1478
00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:00,300
poop helmet. We do.

1479
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:02,300
For safety.

1480
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:04,300
Okay. Well,

1481
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,300
sometimes you can pass

1482
00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,300
out. Yeah. If you poop too

1483
00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:10,300
hard, you pass out and you can block your head.

1484
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:12,300
And you call people a shithead, right?

1485
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:14,300
Yeah.

1486
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,300
We wouldn't mock them for sustaining an injury.

1487
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:18,300
That would be impolite. That's fair.

1488
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,300
Very callous. Depends on how funny

1489
00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:22,300
it was.

1490
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,300
I might.