1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,719
Welcome, Dumbgeons and Dragons, we'll start in just a second.

2
00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:11,040
Bonwyn and Thane are quickly followed by Dace into Everbane's.

3
00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,679
How big were the scratches again?

4
00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,560
Oh, we'll show you.

5
00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,560
Big.

6
00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,559
Like, big.

7
00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:23,719
Okay, show me, show me what you got.

8
00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:26,000
Okay first of all, don't freak out.

9
00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,640
There's an intricate series of tunnels under the city.

10
00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:30,640
You're not freaking out.

11
00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:31,640
Do you know about this already?

12
00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,640
Well, no.

13
00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,719
Well, we had it.

14
00:00:35,719 --> 00:00:36,719
We had thoughts.

15
00:00:36,719 --> 00:00:37,719
Rumors.

16
00:00:37,719 --> 00:00:38,719
Yeah.

17
00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:39,719
No, it's not.

18
00:00:39,719 --> 00:00:46,700
It's just like you're throwing like there's scratches on a door that is in your place,

19
00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,840
but it's an under the ground place.

20
00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:55,079
That's also tunnels under the city and like just underneath all over.

21
00:00:55,079 --> 00:00:59,000
And I'm just trying to deal with it one second of time.

22
00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,920
So yeah, just processing more than anything.

23
00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:04,920
Makes sense.

24
00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:05,920
Makes sense.

25
00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:13,079
If you want to help Thane and I and you see that not only is there the table and

26
00:01:13,079 --> 00:01:17,879
the anvil, there's like a few other things piled on top.

27
00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:20,079
So we're going to need to move all of this.

28
00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:24,719
Okay, Thane will begin moving things off the desk and there you go, right?

29
00:01:24,719 --> 00:01:27,640
So did you see anything down there?

30
00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,640
Should I?

31
00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,640
He pulls out his sword.

32
00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,280
He starts to unsheathe it.

33
00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,079
Like should I just?

34
00:01:33,079 --> 00:01:34,079
Maybe.

35
00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:35,079
Okay.

36
00:01:35,079 --> 00:01:36,079
Cool.

37
00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:37,079
Cool.

38
00:01:37,079 --> 00:01:38,079
Cool.

39
00:01:38,079 --> 00:01:41,900
I mean, I'd rather you did and we didn't need it than we all like get eaten by

40
00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,120
a mutant bear or whatever.

41
00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,120
Bear.

42
00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,640
Well, I don't know.

43
00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,640
They're big.

44
00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,640
They're big scratches.

45
00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,640
You'll see.

46
00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,519
You only live once is what the kids have been saying on the street.

47
00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:55,339
So let's let's do it.

48
00:01:55,339 --> 00:01:56,920
Here we go.

49
00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:02,640
And I lift up the trap door and like with a quick swing, the sword comes down into the

50
00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,159
hole and there's nothing there.

51
00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,079
Well, but if there had been, you would have got it.

52
00:02:08,079 --> 00:02:11,000
I would have got it.

53
00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,379
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon

54
00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:17,840
master Russ More, he him.

55
00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:21,519
Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she her.

56
00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:27,520
Her brow is furrowed and her face is red and nothing happens.

57
00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,760
Carla Maxstead as Bonwyn Everbane, she her.

58
00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:36,320
I don't think it could have gotten here subterraneanly by a tunnel.

59
00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,340
And Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, he him.

60
00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:43,660
You are, you know, controlling the weave in a way, but really you are dancing

61
00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:44,660
with it.

62
00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:47,860
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast where you can get a seven day

63
00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:53,200
free trial if you sign up today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

64
00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:59,280
Now fuck it, let's play.

65
00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:04,460
So the three of you are standing over the door, Dace is processing what he's looking

66
00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:10,500
at on the underside and so holding up his his gloved hands to the size of the scratches

67
00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:16,100
and I mean, I see, I see.

68
00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:17,100
Yeah.

69
00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:25,099
Um, I have some other information as you're talking, he's closing the door slowly down

70
00:03:25,099 --> 00:03:26,099
to the ground.

71
00:03:26,099 --> 00:03:27,099
Yeah.

72
00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:31,579
And we're all working together to move everything back to push the thing doesn't have to

73
00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,579
talk about it.

74
00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:36,419
You're just that's the next step.

75
00:03:36,419 --> 00:03:41,740
OK, so a little while ago went on an adventure with Ignatius.

76
00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:42,740
Right?

77
00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:43,740
Yes.

78
00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:44,740
Yeah.

79
00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:45,740
Heard it went well.

80
00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:47,019
Oh, well, I mean, you definitely heard.

81
00:03:47,939 --> 00:03:48,939
Yeah.

82
00:03:48,939 --> 00:03:49,939
Yeah.

83
00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:50,939
Yeah.

84
00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:51,939
Yeah.

85
00:03:51,939 --> 00:03:52,939
Yeah.

86
00:03:52,939 --> 00:03:53,939
Yeah.

87
00:03:53,939 --> 00:03:54,939
Yeah.

88
00:03:54,939 --> 00:03:55,939
Yeah.

89
00:03:55,939 --> 00:03:56,939
I've seen Charis.

90
00:03:56,939 --> 00:03:57,939
I know Charis is OK.

91
00:03:57,939 --> 00:03:58,939
He puts quotation marks.

92
00:03:58,939 --> 00:03:59,939
Yes.

93
00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:00,939
Yeah.

94
00:04:00,939 --> 00:04:04,260
So while we were on that adventure, there actually was a little bit of danger.

95
00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:05,260
OK.

96
00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:06,980
Ignatius didn't experience any of it.

97
00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:13,520
So it didn't like make the rounds via, you know, town crier posters being hammered

98
00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,660
up or anything.

99
00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:16,939
But we found an old mine.

100
00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:19,180
Went down an old mine shaft.

101
00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:20,180
Great.

102
00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:22,180
Sounds good.

103
00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:28,459
Definitely had a close escape with some kind of creature that was trying to get

104
00:04:28,459 --> 00:04:29,459
us.

105
00:04:29,459 --> 00:04:30,459
Mm hmm.

106
00:04:30,459 --> 00:04:32,060
That had big claws.

107
00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:35,459
So OK.

108
00:04:35,459 --> 00:04:36,459
So you went.

109
00:04:36,459 --> 00:04:37,459
I mean, we couldn't be.

110
00:04:37,459 --> 00:04:38,819
And you woke up something.

111
00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:42,300
Well, we don't know that it was sleeping days.

112
00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,740
It could have just.

113
00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:47,819
It could have just been awake and like blissfully ignorant to our position.

114
00:04:47,819 --> 00:04:48,819
I'm not blaming you.

115
00:04:48,819 --> 00:04:49,819
I'm.

116
00:04:49,819 --> 00:04:50,819
I'm.

117
00:04:50,819 --> 00:04:52,420
I mean, if you blame anyone, blame Ignatius.

118
00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:53,980
He is the one that took us there.

119
00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:54,980
Don't worry.

120
00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:58,980
Next time Ignatius puts up flyers, I'm taking them all down and nobody will show

121
00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:05,540
up and Ignatius will wander off and maybe just not come back, not come back.

122
00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:07,420
Well, come on.

123
00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:08,420
Come on, Daisy.

124
00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:09,420
You don't want him to leave.

125
00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,420
No.

126
00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:11,420
Then the quivering hills will close.

127
00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:13,420
Then the quivering hills will close.

128
00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:15,100
Yeah.

129
00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,100
You know, you're right.

130
00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,100
You're right.

131
00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,100
OK.

132
00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,100
So.

133
00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:21,540
So I'm just saying that could be what the creature is.

134
00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:22,540
Just an idea.

135
00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:25,540
It was sort of some sort of subterranean clawed creature.

136
00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:27,700
You went into the Mii Mountains, though, right?

137
00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:28,700
So that's.

138
00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:29,700
Yeah.

139
00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,700
Others.

140
00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:31,700
It's quite far.

141
00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:32,700
Other side of the river.

142
00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:33,700
Yeah.

143
00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:39,540
I don't know these tunnels very well, so I don't know if they do go under

144
00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:47,860
the river because the city started on this side and then was expanded once royalty started

145
00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:48,860
to get in.

146
00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:52,580
I mean, I don't think it could have gotten here subterraneanly by a tunnel.

147
00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:54,620
Not that way, anyways.

148
00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,620
Interesting.

149
00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:57,100
Yeah.

150
00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,100
So it was just a thought.

151
00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,100
Yeah, I know.

152
00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,100
I appreciate it.

153
00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,100
Just, you know, throwing ideas out there.

154
00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,100
I've had bear.

155
00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,100
It's an underground bear.

156
00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,100
Of course.

157
00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,100
Wild bear.

158
00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:08,580
Yeah, that makes sense.

159
00:06:08,579 --> 00:06:15,300
And then there's this thing and this creature that chases you out of an old mine shaft

160
00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:20,099
that was that was sealed, that was closed, that was that was abandoned.

161
00:06:20,099 --> 00:06:21,099
Yeah.

162
00:06:21,099 --> 00:06:22,099
OK.

163
00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:23,099
Yeah.

164
00:06:23,099 --> 00:06:26,539
So if you just want to take that back to take it, you know, you're going to

165
00:06:26,539 --> 00:06:29,060
process it.

166
00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:34,339
It's more activity today than I usually see in a month.

167
00:06:34,339 --> 00:06:35,620
Yeah.

168
00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:41,699
I'm going to ask around some of the people, see if there's been lots of people hearing

169
00:06:41,699 --> 00:06:42,699
things.

170
00:06:42,699 --> 00:06:43,699
See if there's any similarities.

171
00:06:43,699 --> 00:06:44,699
Because people have been hearing things, right?

172
00:06:44,699 --> 00:06:45,699
That's what things are.

173
00:06:45,699 --> 00:06:46,699
Yeah.

174
00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:47,699
I see if they have these doors.

175
00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,699
Maybe that's what it is.

176
00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:50,459
Trying to find a way.

177
00:06:50,459 --> 00:06:52,180
Because they probably don't know, right?

178
00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:53,180
Like, I didn't know.

179
00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,180
Not many people do.

180
00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:59,340
There's only a few people left around who even knew that they could exist.

181
00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:02,660
OK.

182
00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:04,660
Anything else you need to report?

183
00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:06,460
Just the...

184
00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,939
Nothing else to report.

185
00:07:07,939 --> 00:07:11,300
But I wonder if you could just come into my office for a second, because I just want

186
00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,300
to show you something.

187
00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,300
OK.

188
00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:18,300
Unrelated to a creature.

189
00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:19,300
Sure.

190
00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,300
It's not a scary thing.

191
00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:23,820
I just feel like I should preface it, because I've given you a lot of information

192
00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:25,220
and none of it has been good so far.

193
00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,220
That's all good.

194
00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,220
OK.

195
00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:30,220
You show me something in your office.

196
00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:31,220
Follows you?

197
00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:32,220
Yes.

198
00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:35,180
There's a door behind me, because I just want some privacy from Thane.

199
00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:40,340
And then I go to my desk and pull out a little leather sack.

200
00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:41,340
You know the ones.

201
00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:42,340
There's money in it.

202
00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:43,340
It's like the...

203
00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:44,340
The coin bag.

204
00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:48,580
The fantasy equivalent of a big bag with a dollar sign on it.

205
00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:51,100
So you know Charis?

206
00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,580
Yeah, of course.

207
00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:53,580
Alydin.

208
00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:54,580
Yes.

209
00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:55,580
Yeah.

210
00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:56,700
So what if you didn't?

211
00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:59,820
What if you just didn't know who that was?

212
00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,740
Didn't know who her friends were?

213
00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,660
Just maybe left them alone.

214
00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,660
Like just totally left them alone.

215
00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:11,900
He looks at you and he has a very puzzled look on his face.

216
00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,699
Those kids have enough problems, Dees.

217
00:08:13,699 --> 00:08:16,660
Like we've got real issues here.

218
00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:18,259
Like real issues.

219
00:08:18,259 --> 00:08:21,680
Not even talking about whatever this murder creature is.

220
00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,540
We've got corruption.

221
00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,540
We've got criminals.

222
00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:28,819
We have a lot of problems that aren't just kids trying to live.

223
00:08:28,819 --> 00:08:29,819
Yeah.

224
00:08:29,819 --> 00:08:30,819
No.

225
00:08:30,899 --> 00:08:31,899
You're a good person.

226
00:08:31,899 --> 00:08:33,340
I know you are.

227
00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:38,220
So free Charis is what I'm saying, I guess.

228
00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:39,220
Great.

229
00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:40,220
Spread the word.

230
00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,539
I could do that.

231
00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:42,539
Great.

232
00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:43,539
Cool.

233
00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:45,240
Oh, also check out this thing I made.

234
00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:51,580
And you look over and I pull a switch or like a little lever and wings basically

235
00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:52,580
open up.

236
00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:53,580
They're on a stand and are like...

237
00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:56,580
And it's all knives.

238
00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:59,500
What are you...

239
00:09:00,259 --> 00:09:02,259
Special order?

240
00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:03,259
I mean, what are they even...

241
00:09:03,259 --> 00:09:04,500
They can't even walk wearing it.

242
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,500
What are they going to do with it?

243
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,500
But it looks amazing, right?

244
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:09,419
It does look pretty cool.

245
00:09:09,419 --> 00:09:10,419
And they're sharp.

246
00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,419
So don't touch it.

247
00:09:11,419 --> 00:09:13,899
You see as he reaches his hand out and pulls it back.

248
00:09:13,899 --> 00:09:14,899
Okay.

249
00:09:14,899 --> 00:09:17,259
Someone's going to hurt themselves, but they're going to look stunning.

250
00:09:17,259 --> 00:09:18,259
Great.

251
00:09:18,259 --> 00:09:19,259
Yeah.

252
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,259
That's amazing.

253
00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:22,259
You're making some cool stuff here.

254
00:09:22,259 --> 00:09:24,379
I really like it.

255
00:09:24,779 --> 00:09:29,179
We do like our next round of like armor upgrades.

256
00:09:29,179 --> 00:09:30,179
Put in a good word.

257
00:09:30,179 --> 00:09:31,179
Yeah.

258
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:34,340
I could definitely get you an improvement on that bad boy.

259
00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:38,340
And I pointed his sword that he had pulled out earlier that was like, you know, it's

260
00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:39,340
fine.

261
00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:40,340
It's serviceable.

262
00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:41,340
But...

263
00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:47,059
He looks down at it and nods knowingly and says, well, I'm going to go, like

264
00:09:47,059 --> 00:09:53,940
I said, ask around, do a little canvassing on the sounds and see if there's a pattern.

265
00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:56,420
If you need help.

266
00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:57,420
Of course, of course.

267
00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:02,580
Maybe not with the canvassing, because I have to work on my, you know, murder cape.

268
00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:03,580
But...

269
00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:04,580
Thank you.

270
00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:10,860
I'm going to go get some more information to see if anybody's heard anything continually.

271
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:16,980
If there's any stories, rumors of something that might fit the story that you told

272
00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:20,220
about your adventure with Ignatius.

273
00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:25,500
I'll come back and let you know what I've what I found out and see if there's anywhere

274
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,220
that you can help.

275
00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:30,860
I go and I kind of open the door and we're like making our way out.

276
00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,860
OK.

277
00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,899
If anybody says goblins, this definitely wasn't goblins.

278
00:10:34,899 --> 00:10:35,899
OK, bye!

279
00:10:35,899 --> 00:10:42,220
As he's out and you like close the door behind him, he's again like a dumbstruck

280
00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:43,220
face.

281
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:48,860
At least you didn't say pirates.

282
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:56,700
And then walks down the street and I don't know how hard you forced that that coin

283
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,700
on him.

284
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,899
But you look back down in your head and he didn't take it from you.

285
00:11:01,899 --> 00:11:02,899
Well, that's good.

286
00:11:02,899 --> 00:11:07,820
I feel better now knowing that I at least have someone in authority saying like,

287
00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:09,820
I'm not bugging the kids.

288
00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,419
Also I tried to give away some of my money, no takers.

289
00:11:12,419 --> 00:11:15,740
So now let's see what kind of trouble I can get into with it.

290
00:11:15,779 --> 00:11:19,779
We'll be right back.

291
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,779
It's the middle.

292
00:11:21,779 --> 00:11:23,779
OK.

293
00:11:23,779 --> 00:11:25,779
Filters.

294
00:11:25,779 --> 00:11:29,779
I feel like what is talking right now because right now I'm trying to run.

295
00:11:29,779 --> 00:11:30,779
He's doing it.

296
00:11:30,779 --> 00:11:31,779
Welcome to the middle.

297
00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:32,779
Oh, hey.

298
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,779
Oh, shit.

299
00:11:33,779 --> 00:11:34,779
It's happening.

300
00:11:34,779 --> 00:11:35,779
OK, here we are.

301
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:36,779
I panicked.

302
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:37,779
I didn't.

303
00:11:37,779 --> 00:11:38,779
I forgot how to start.

304
00:11:38,779 --> 00:11:39,779
I think that is how we start a middle.

305
00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:40,779
We just yell.

306
00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:41,779
It's the middle.

307
00:11:41,779 --> 00:11:42,779
Just scream.

308
00:11:42,779 --> 00:11:43,779
It's the middle.

309
00:11:43,819 --> 00:11:48,339
Almost at the end, I was going to say of season one, but of season three,

310
00:11:48,339 --> 00:11:50,659
but season one with these characters.

311
00:11:50,659 --> 00:11:53,059
Campaign two of season one.

312
00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:54,059
Chapter.

313
00:11:54,059 --> 00:11:57,620
Yeah, chapter go in there somewhere.

314
00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:00,620
Yeah, only 25 episodes this season.

315
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,459
Big finale coming up.

316
00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:04,579
And some people are just outraged.

317
00:12:04,579 --> 00:12:07,899
The Discord is going off the chain.

318
00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:08,899
Off the...

319
00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:09,899
It's palpable.

320
00:12:09,899 --> 00:12:13,699
Yeah, well, there's riots in the street.

321
00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,620
They're all lovely.

322
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,620
No.

323
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:22,220
But because we are taking a little break, those are big air quotes that I was putting

324
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,220
up there.

325
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:28,300
I think you could hear them because we're still going to, we're not just like going

326
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,300
to disappear.

327
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,300
No.

328
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:34,620
Can't do a 25 episode season like normal people and then just be like, we're taking

329
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,620
some time off.

330
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:39,740
They'll still be like a little something.

331
00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,000
I don't know what I'm allowed to say.

332
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000
So that's all I'm saying.

333
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000
Say whatever you want.

334
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,440
I think a little something is pretty good.

335
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:50,399
We haven't actually recorded the little something, so we can say literally whatever we want and

336
00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:51,759
we don't know if it's true.

337
00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:52,759
True.

338
00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:55,720
It's possible the little something could turn into a big something if we're not

339
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,720
careful.

340
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,200
Oh, that's very likely.

341
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,639
We do sometimes tend to get carried away.

342
00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:06,580
What will happen is there will still continue to be mini episodes, little tiny bite

343
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:09,240
size episodes.

344
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:15,240
If Kyle's premonition holds true, they could be normal sized episodes by accident.

345
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,240
Probably somewhere in the middle would be my guess.

346
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240
Normal episodes.

347
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,240
We can't guarantee.

348
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:24,519
They'll be around the third or the fourth as we are just getting into a stride and

349
00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:27,680
then forget that we have to end it.

350
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:32,320
But yeah, little short teaser episodes, maybe get to know some of the NPCs around

351
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:37,200
the city and just build up the world a little bit over the summer and then we'll

352
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,200
be back.

353
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:42,240
It's not that the season finale, so we're not ending the characters like we have done

354
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,879
in season one and season two where we start with new characters.

355
00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:47,320
This is going to be a continuation some more.

356
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:52,520
I think as Amy said before, we started recording chapters in this new campaign and we're

357
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,879
very excited about it.

358
00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:59,400
If you would like to continue to get full size episodes where we can guarantee that

359
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:03,480
they're full size episodes, you can come join us over on Patreon, patreon.com slash

360
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:08,399
where we have two, I promise I'm going to release cyberpunk red.

361
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:13,000
I promise I'm going to do two full exclusive podcasts over there.

362
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,440
The Adventures of and cyberpunk red, which come out monthly.

363
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,039
So those can be there for you.

364
00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:22,680
And when you are a patron, you also get an episode dedicated to you.

365
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,920
Like today's patron, Yannick Andreas.

366
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,920
Yannick.

367
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,920
Yannick.

368
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,920
Thank you.

369
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,920
Awesome.

370
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:30,920
Awesome.

371
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:31,920
Andreas.

372
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,920
I love that.

373
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,760
I have a thing for names.

374
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:39,320
Well, especially strong, powerful, strong, powerful names.

375
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,320
Yes.

376
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,320
Absolutely.

377
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,320
Commanding.

378
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,320
Just like Yannick.

379
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,320
Yannick's the boss.

380
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,320
We command you.

381
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,320
Or Yannick commands you to go to Patreon.

382
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,320
I don't want to put words in there.

383
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,320
Yannick compels you.

384
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,320
Yannick compels you.

385
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:55,080
Everybody, everybody asks really nicely in a very Canadian way.

386
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,560
Go to patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast day if you want and maybe you don't have

387
00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,560
to.

388
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:00,560
It's OK.

389
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,600
Let's just continue being here making funnies.

390
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,600
OK.

391
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,600
Have a great week.

392
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,600
We'll talk to you soon.

393
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600
Bye.

394
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600
Bye.

395
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600
Love you.

396
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600
Bye.

397
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:16,320
We hear their hushed conversation as we weave our way through the magic closet

398
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:20,600
through a back door and enter this secondary workspace.

399
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:25,400
Kyle, if you could describe this space of Bizards, which we haven't really seen

400
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,400
yet.

401
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,400
Yeah.

402
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:32,240
The front of the store is very well tended to, well taken care of.

403
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:37,000
And as you open the back door, it's just pushing through boxes and then just kind

404
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:42,620
of like organized chaos is how Bizards sees it.

405
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:48,439
But it is obviously just a mess of different ideas, different projects.

406
00:15:48,439 --> 00:15:56,000
Like each surface has like obviously a little like semi circle of just junk around like

407
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,799
a single project.

408
00:15:57,799 --> 00:16:01,679
He's got like about like three or four different little work spots that are kind of like that

409
00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:07,600
and then just boxes kind of overflowing, a little stacked up unevenly on different

410
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,000
shelves and everything.

411
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,960
They're labeled at least, whether the items in there are right or not, I mean,

412
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:15,960
Bizard knows at least.

413
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,960
So that's what's important.

414
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,960
Excellent.

415
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:22,299
This is where we find Alydin and Bizard and you are seated at one of these

416
00:16:22,299 --> 00:16:24,240
cleared away spaces.

417
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:29,680
The two of you each have a sandwich that you're unwrapping, having had a long day and

418
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:36,840
just getting a little energy before you dive into today's more extended lesson.

419
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,879
Thank you for going out and getting these sandwiches, Alydin.

420
00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:40,240
I appreciate it.

421
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,840
They look delicious.

422
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:46,320
Oh, yeah, no, they are really, really good.

423
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:53,240
So, so what are you going to teach me?

424
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:58,680
Oh, well, I kind of wanted to show you something I've been working on.

425
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:03,240
Of course, most of my items that I sell upfront, they're fun, gags, pranks, little

426
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,519
things like that, that I attribute to being magic.

427
00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:11,180
But I've got this new one that I've been working on.

428
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:14,559
It looks like a normal quill and I kind of go over to my desk and just kind

429
00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:19,839
of like clear out space a little bit so you can come up and stand next to me.

430
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:24,799
So you see, I've taken this quill here and I've hollowed out the pin of it.

431
00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:30,519
And right here, I've got a little coil, a very small coil of copper around an iron

432
00:17:30,519 --> 00:17:31,519
rod.

433
00:17:31,519 --> 00:17:32,519
I see it.

434
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,119
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to take these two little metal plates

435
00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:39,639
here, very tiny, and I'm going to attach them to those coils and then kind of lacquer

436
00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:46,019
over a little bit so that you can still make contact with them, but they're hard

437
00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:47,019
to see.

438
00:17:47,339 --> 00:17:48,940
And he kind of finishes this up.

439
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:54,299
It's a little bit of a rush, but it's like, I tell you what, grab that and try to use

440
00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:55,660
it as a quill.

441
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,180
Like to write something?

442
00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:59,180
Yeah, yeah.

443
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,180
Write down a note.

444
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,180
Jot down something.

445
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,180
Here's a piece of paper.

446
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,180
Okay.

447
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:04,180
Jot down your name.

448
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:09,059
And she spells out Alydin very, like she doesn't get the opportunity to write

449
00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:15,059
a whole lot, so it's just not a top priority for her at the moment.

450
00:18:15,099 --> 00:18:21,259
So it is all in capital letters and a bit shaky, but that's what she's working on.

451
00:18:21,259 --> 00:18:26,220
He kind of grabs it, he says, well, shit, that's not how it's supposed to be.

452
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:29,659
And he grabs it and there's a zap.

453
00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:32,500
That's what was supposed to happen.

454
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,299
Well, that's obviously a rush job.

455
00:18:35,299 --> 00:18:38,339
So you were going to electrocute me?

456
00:18:38,339 --> 00:18:39,339
It's just a little zap.

457
00:18:39,339 --> 00:18:40,339
It's just a little playful.

458
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:41,339
I'm a child.

459
00:18:41,339 --> 00:18:44,059
Oh, it's a little prank.

460
00:18:44,059 --> 00:18:45,059
It's nothing.

461
00:18:45,059 --> 00:18:46,059
Nothing harmful.

462
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:49,059
But listen, you told me, here's how you set it up.

463
00:18:49,059 --> 00:18:54,579
That was really mean, because you said that out in the front is all jokey stuff.

464
00:18:54,579 --> 00:18:57,740
And then I thought you were going to show me something really cool that you're working

465
00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:00,179
on that no one's ever seen before.

466
00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:02,500
And it's just another prank?

467
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,259
No, you are.

468
00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:13,779
So okay, tell me about the things that you have accidentally magicked.

469
00:19:14,259 --> 00:19:18,619
I've seen the coins the other day, saw that.

470
00:19:18,619 --> 00:19:19,619
What other examples?

471
00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:26,019
You asked me earlier, how do I know if I'm evoking the weave on purpose or not?

472
00:19:26,019 --> 00:19:28,139
What else have you done by accident?

473
00:19:28,139 --> 00:19:41,339
Well, I don't know, like, let's say I'm running from somebody and then I hide.

474
00:19:41,619 --> 00:19:44,539
I know it's not the best hiding.

475
00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:47,699
I know the best hiding spots.

476
00:19:47,699 --> 00:19:49,899
And it wasn't that.

477
00:19:49,899 --> 00:19:53,419
And I should have gotten caught, but they ran right past me.

478
00:19:53,419 --> 00:19:57,459
And I swear, like, it was the worst hiding spot.

479
00:19:57,459 --> 00:20:10,500
Okay, I'm trying to draw a connection for how you may be doing this.

480
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,420
Let's go back to the coins.

481
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:16,980
You were interacting with the coins.

482
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,299
You had a certain emotion.

483
00:20:18,299 --> 00:20:23,180
How do you know that you are evoking the weave on purpose?

484
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:29,019
When I first started, I had to focus on, it definitely comes from, this is an obvious

485
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:34,059
answer, but it comes from a place of purpose and intention put behind it.

486
00:20:34,059 --> 00:20:40,299
But being able to make something sympathetic to the request that you're making, it's

487
00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:44,099
kind of like a surrendering in a way.

488
00:20:44,099 --> 00:20:49,700
Like, yes, you are, you are, you know, controlling the weave in a way, but really you are dancing

489
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:56,779
with it and you have to, you have to accept it as much as it accepts you.

490
00:20:56,779 --> 00:21:03,139
So I feel like when we were talking earlier about the coins, you said you felt happy

491
00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:07,779
because it gave you a sense of security and safety.

492
00:21:07,779 --> 00:21:11,099
I want you to try that again.

493
00:21:11,099 --> 00:21:14,660
I want you to think about that sense of security.

494
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:17,139
But I don't want you to use money.

495
00:21:17,139 --> 00:21:27,660
I want you to, fuck, what do I got here, just, I tell you what, here, here's a piece

496
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:34,059
of tin, just a little tin foil, nothing big, focus on it.

497
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:38,619
Think about that sense that you get from money and see if, let's see if we can get

498
00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:39,619
something out of here.

499
00:21:39,619 --> 00:21:42,819
A hundred percent thought you were going to just hand me that pin again.

500
00:21:42,819 --> 00:21:46,940
I was going to say no sir.

501
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:57,579
Okay, so Alydin takes the little tin foil and she's looking at it, squinting her

502
00:21:58,179 --> 00:22:11,859
eyes, focusing really hard and her brow is furrowed and her face is red and nothing happens.

503
00:22:11,859 --> 00:22:14,500
I think this one is broken.

504
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:20,259
Well maybe I'll have to do more research to figure out a way that we can find out

505
00:22:20,259 --> 00:22:23,179
how you're doing this.

506
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:30,299
That being said, I haven't gotten the opportunity to pay you for your help.

507
00:22:30,299 --> 00:22:34,420
I know we've said lessons are going to be part of this, but I do want to make sure

508
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:39,019
that you're taken care of otherwise and your help is keeping me in stock at the store,

509
00:22:39,019 --> 00:22:43,779
so it's allowing me to take care of other things around here and there.

510
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:48,940
So here, and I hand over a silver.

511
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:52,380
There's your pay so far.

512
00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:58,620
Well, I thank you.

513
00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:59,620
Go on, take it.

514
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,500
It's yours.

515
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,220
Do with it what you will.

516
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:09,980
She gingerly takes it from his hand.

517
00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:15,940
They share an awkward stare as she slowly brings her hand over and drops it in the

518
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:18,580
bucket with a clink.

519
00:23:18,579 --> 00:23:25,899
It's as bizarre as, Alydin takes it, and I think I see where you're going with this.

520
00:23:25,899 --> 00:23:31,819
Nothing happens as you two are awkwardly staring at each other, but as Alydin's

521
00:23:31,819 --> 00:23:38,899
hand moves away and their face softens a little bit, you see the coin light up again

522
00:23:38,899 --> 00:23:43,699
the same way you saw a couple days previous, and as it drops into the bucket there's

523
00:23:43,819 --> 00:23:52,259
an emanating glow that comes up and out and then fades away after a few seconds.

524
00:23:52,259 --> 00:23:53,700
Am I seeing this too?

525
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,860
Just my.

526
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:57,340
Are you are you focused?

527
00:23:57,340 --> 00:24:01,220
Because I know I'm focused on tossing things.

528
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:02,420
That's exactly it.

529
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:07,980
Like I'm like it's I'm not even using my periphery because I'm like,

530
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:12,860
is it a trap that's like like, OK,

531
00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:15,860
I'm taking it right now.

532
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:17,820
It's going in the bucket.

533
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:22,580
So I probably am not yours looking like over my head.

534
00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:25,100
What's your passive perception?

535
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,500
Ten. I'm going to say you're more much more focused on bizarre.

536
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,620
And he's going to play another trick on you or something like that.

537
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:35,940
Zap your whoopee cushion or something like something's going to happen

538
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:37,420
that you're not expecting.

539
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:40,700
And you're just tossing it in as you would anything else that you find.

540
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:44,420
So, yeah, you don't really even if you do see a little bit of a glow,

541
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,420
you don't pay attention to.

542
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:48,860
Also, I think I'm kind of like it's been happening forever.

543
00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:51,740
So sometimes there's a little glow somewhere.

544
00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:53,740
I take note of this.

545
00:24:53,740 --> 00:25:00,500
I say, OK, actually, Alydin, I'm so sorry I was mistaken.

546
00:25:00,779 --> 00:25:02,860
I gave you the wrong amount of money.

547
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:04,259
It's supposed to be too silver.

548
00:25:04,259 --> 00:25:07,700
And I take a silver myself and I put it in the bucket

549
00:25:08,059 --> 00:25:09,980
and I look for the same reaction.

550
00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:11,980
You are placing the money in.

551
00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:13,339
I'm not handing it to her.

552
00:25:13,339 --> 00:25:15,900
OK, yeah, you place it in the bucket.

553
00:25:16,339 --> 00:25:17,779
It clinks in the bottom.

554
00:25:17,779 --> 00:25:21,380
There's no illumination that just happened.

555
00:25:22,539 --> 00:25:23,779
Thank you.

556
00:25:23,779 --> 00:25:28,579
Oh, so the same same sort of feeling, same sort of result

557
00:25:28,579 --> 00:25:31,380
from receiving the first bit of money and then the second bit.

558
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:34,500
Like I am not sure this is really happening for real.

559
00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:39,099
But I'm very, very grateful for your tutelage.

560
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:43,100
And so first, are you usually touching something

561
00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:45,300
whenever this magic happens to something?

562
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,540
Are you in contact?

563
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,340
I mean, with some form of item,

564
00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:53,540
like, technically, aren't we always touching something?

565
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:57,220
But yes, true.

566
00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,820
Your logic is not is not unsound.

567
00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:05,460
But yeah, every time that I've noticed it happening, I mean,

568
00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:09,100
Tally has told me a couple of times

569
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,299
because like I don't like sometimes I don't really see it.

570
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:16,660
But yes, I have. Yes.

571
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:21,460
OK, that gives me a direction to head.

572
00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:26,500
I think I know how we can help you figure this out.

573
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:30,579
However, I will have to see if I can have some books

574
00:26:30,579 --> 00:26:33,620
brought in from Kingstown, because otherwise I would be guessing.

575
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:38,220
But I feel like whenever you come into contact with something

576
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:43,500
and that's that that is it has to happen like me.

577
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:47,060
I know that a spell that causes something to light up

578
00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:51,700
like the coins I've seen, it does not necessarily involve touch.

579
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,500
Like people can light things up without touching them.

580
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,300
Well, that sounds not so much the case.

581
00:26:57,940 --> 00:27:00,220
It is. It is a little convenient.

582
00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:03,100
But I am betting

583
00:27:04,059 --> 00:27:07,539
right off the bat that you might have to make contact with those things

584
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:09,539
if my assumptions are correct.

585
00:27:09,539 --> 00:27:11,980
Well, OK, I'm excited.

586
00:27:12,779 --> 00:27:15,339
Good. Well, speaking of making contact with things,

587
00:27:15,339 --> 00:27:18,819
I'm going to make contact with this sandwich and my mouth

588
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:21,460
because I am hungry and it's been a long business day so far.

589
00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:32,180
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season three, episode 23,

590
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:36,579
starring Amy More as Alydin, Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everpain,

591
00:27:36,779 --> 00:27:41,180
Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard

592
00:27:41,299 --> 00:27:43,500
and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

593
00:27:43,779 --> 00:27:47,660
Dialogue Editing by Carla Maxted and Sound Design by Russ More.

594
00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:51,420
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and Slipstream.

595
00:27:51,579 --> 00:27:55,740
And sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library and Sound Ideas.

596
00:27:56,059 --> 00:27:59,500
Our amazing cover art and character designs are by Matt Garbutt.

597
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,100
And a huge thank you to our supporting producers.

598
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:06,019
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, Kat Waterflame, Jacob Madden,

599
00:28:06,299 --> 00:28:10,460
Christian Brown, Angaron Kierzen, Perry Matey, Craig Zeiss,

600
00:28:10,579 --> 00:28:12,420
Old School Gamer D, L.A.

601
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:15,380
Branton, Nathaniel Teeter and Sarah Murphy.

602
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:18,779
Join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragging cast.

603
00:28:18,819 --> 00:28:22,579
You'll get a seven day free trial and access to The Adventures Of,

604
00:28:22,579 --> 00:28:26,579
which we're just starting the new season of The Adventures Of,

605
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:29,619
where Kyle's going to be on that show.

606
00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:33,899
So it's the first time that he'll be in with Opal, Elia and Night Hunter.

607
00:28:34,059 --> 00:28:37,460
If you don't know who Opal and Elia and Night Hunter are,

608
00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:39,700
well, just come join us and take a look.

609
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:43,099
Join for a week and then realize that holy crowly,

610
00:28:43,339 --> 00:28:44,899
you need to be over there.

611
00:28:44,899 --> 00:28:47,740
Again, that's patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

612
00:28:47,819 --> 00:28:49,500
We hope to see you over there. All right.

613
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,940
You have a great week. We'll talk to you soon. Bye now.

614
00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:55,900
There was nothing there.

615
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,859
Well, but if there had been, you would have got it.

616
00:28:57,859 --> 00:28:59,299
I would have got it first. Yeah.

617
00:28:59,299 --> 00:29:01,900
RIP, Alydin. Yep.

618
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:05,220
Doctor.

619
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,299
Like Jesus just came to visit.

620
00:29:07,299 --> 00:29:08,819
Shit. Come on, Daisy.

621
00:29:08,819 --> 00:29:12,140
You don't want him to leave now and the quivering hills will close.

622
00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:14,180
Quivering hills will close.

623
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:17,019
Your mom wouldn't have anywhere to work.

624
00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:23,819
The word that came out of your mouth was direction.

625
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:29,019
And I 100 percent heard that gave me an erection

626
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:34,299
and had to just like Carly,

627
00:29:34,299 --> 00:29:38,420
I swear to God, when you listen back to the audience,

628
00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:42,940
like just just listen and just and just picture me.

629
00:29:43,099 --> 00:29:46,460
Absolutely. Just using every ounce of self,

630
00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:50,100
every ounce of self control I have not to like.

631
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:55,579
Yeah, Bazaar likes magic a lot.

632
00:29:55,579 --> 00:29:57,460
So happy. God.

633
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:59,940
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.
