1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons starts in just a moment. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:17,000 It's a beautiful morning as everybody's getting up and going to their respective shops and getting ready for the day. 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:24,000 We see everybody, we see Bizard heading down towards the Magic Closet, keys in hand, ready to open up the shop, 4 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:31,000 and Bonwyn exiting those buns doe with a coffee and croissant headed up to the hot block. 5 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,000 It has a few of them, probably for Thane and some of the others around. 6 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Kavlaran, we see you exiting Continental Breakfast in Hand headed towards City Hall. 7 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 It's been a bit since you've been there. 8 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:51,000 You took a few days off with the adventure and then just had the weekend all plugged in, you're ready to go. 9 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:58,000 And Allaton getting up very early, heading down towards the Artisan District. 10 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:03,000 And as everybody's bustling about and everybody's waking up for the day, we hear the town criers. 11 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Sounds in the street! Sounds in your homes! Where are they coming from? Who's watching us while you sleep? 12 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:17,000 They call this repeatedly throughout the day and everybody has been hearing things. 13 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,000 There's been, if you haven't heard them, you've known somebody who's heard them, 14 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:32,000 but like scratching noises coming from what can only be described as the floors of different businesses and homes within Vintersmouth. 15 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Are there zombies under the ground again? 16 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Yeah. 17 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Oh, fuck. 18 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:46,000 We jump ahead and we see Allaton weaving through people heading down Charles Street towards the Magic Closet 19 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:53,000 and it's, the open sign is turned over in the window and you look in through the window 20 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,000 and you see Bazaar tending to some shelves, putting some things away for the day 21 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000 as you are standing outside kind of looking through the window to see if he's there. 22 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:07,000 I watch him for a minute and I see that he's alone in there. 23 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 It's early. There are no patrons in. 24 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:17,000 So I want to just like really quickly like just like slip in. 25 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I know there's probably a bell or something, but I'm going to try my best not to bang it in a way that just like obnoxiously announces my presence. 26 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:35,000 So the door opens. There is a small bell, but you slide in just as it's just the slightest jingle. 27 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:40,000 You get in. Are you trying to, you're trying to not be seen as you enter? 28 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:45,000 I'm not trying to be not seen. 29 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Allaton wants to be seen and present, but to be recognized in such a way as not a disturbance or a disruption. 30 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:02,000 So it's not like I'm not Van Damme style kicking the door down being like, teach me bitch. 31 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I want to be like very, very respectful, very unassuming, very like, you know, when you have a minute, very Amy. 32 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I know all the fastest ways to get anywhere in this place. 33 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 If you can think of a way we can sexy that up. 34 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Well, we're not like going on a date. 35 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:39,000 I just want to talk to her about the city's finances and Kyle class it as bizarre. 36 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:45,000 The wizard, he him a large quantity of those all at once would be quite more destructive. 37 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast where you can get a seven day free trial. 38 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,000 If you sign up today at Patreon dot com slash dumb dragon cast. 39 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Now, fuck it. Let's play. 40 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Bizarre, it's been an early morning for you. 41 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:09,000 You've come, you've restocked the shelves after having a reasonably successful week. 42 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Can you hear a small jingle of the bell, which is a little early for most people to usually come in. 43 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 You don't usually kind of come around till the afternoon. 44 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 You tell me what you do as you hear the jingle of the bell. 45 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:27,000 You know, putting away stuff on the shelf and I hear the jingle of the bell and some very light footsteps and say, 46 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Oh, early start to the day. 47 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Who are we helping today? 48 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,000 And I turn a little bit as I continue putting things away and, 49 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Oh, Alydin, right? Is that correct? 50 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Yeah, yes. 51 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,000 How can I help you this morning? 52 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Oh, you know, well, I was just around and like I saw you putting away your stuff. 53 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:02,000 And I remember that you said that one time that maybe I could come and just like kind of check out your store. 54 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Yeah. 55 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Not in a case your store kind of way, but just in like a checkout your store kind of way. 56 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:11,000 And yeah, I just thought that maybe that I could do that today. 57 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Yeah. 58 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 If you're not busy. 59 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Not yet. 60 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 So absolutely. 61 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I tell you what, I've got a got a new package of supplies over there. 62 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Actually, if you'll go ahead and unwrap those careful though, the powder is a little flammable. 63 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 So just to make sure that you keep it away. 64 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,000 In fact, let me just move this candle up here real quick. 65 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 If you'll go ahead and start unpacking those, they're going to be in little envelopes. 66 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:40,000 I want you to take them and line them up on the shelf right over there. 67 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Unwrap them. 68 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 I'm not going to light them on fire. 69 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 I'm going to take the little envelopes and I'm going to put them on the shelf up there. 70 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Yes. 71 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Absolutely. 72 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 So. 73 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Okay. 74 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Now. 75 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 I'm sure she's scurried over. 76 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 She's excited. 77 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Fun thing about those. 78 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:59,000 You know, some of the some of the fireworks that you may have seen at the the mayor's 79 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 announcements and speeches and whatnot. 80 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,000 I've actually been able to take a little bit on the side for those and make a little 81 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 little popper things here and there and they make a little small explosion. 82 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:17,000 So now granted, not to give you any ideas, but a large quantity of those all at once 83 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 would be quite more destructive. 84 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:27,000 So, you know, I only get small batches in here and there, but certainly useful in 85 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 some situations. 86 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 So just, you know, just again, be careful. 87 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Not too much jostling. 88 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 But, yeah, they go. 89 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 They come in. 90 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 They come into play quite a bit with some of the. 91 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Well, I call it magic, but, you know, not everything. 92 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Magic is in the way that it affects you because, you know, I'm not I'm not sure how much 93 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:53,000 you know or how much has been explained to you about the magic in our world. 94 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:59,000 During this, Alydin had like already screwed over, started like unwrapping the package 95 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:05,000 and it's just like slowed down and is just completely and the minute you said 96 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:12,000 magic, her face was like, it's happening. 97 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:18,000 She's like in her monologues, just like, be cool, be cool. 98 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Oh, yeah, no, I've heard of yeah, I've heard of magic sort of before. 99 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Do you know what can what do you what do you know about it? 100 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Well, I went to Bernhard Swan School of Magic fighting and dance. 101 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:40,000 So I know quite a bit about it, but I, you know, I don't want to give away too much 102 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 because. Oh, is it a secret? 103 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Well, I mean, it definitely cost me a lot of money. 104 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Well, it didn't cost me a lot of money, but it cost a lot of money. 105 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:53,000 So you have to you have to have a lot of money to learn to use magic. 106 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 I had to have a lot of money to learn to use magic. 107 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:00,000 And while not everybody has that, that doesn't mean that there shouldn't be ways to 108 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:07,000 figure it out, because I mean, I've seen around the town, it seems like schools have gone to the wayside. 109 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:13,000 And certainly there wouldn't be a school that teaches what Bernhard Swans does. 110 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:21,000 But it doesn't mean I'm not keen on imparting some kind of knowledge to to those who want to learn. 111 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Granted, I'm not going to impart anything that is going to be detrimental to your health. 112 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 But, you know, if you want to learn some things, then. 113 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Yes, I do. Yeah. 114 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:38,000 OK. Well, then there will have to be a trade that goes on between these. 115 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:43,000 If you are gaining knowledge from me, then you will help me around my store here and there. 116 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Maybe perhaps do little fetchings for me to go down to the go down to the river 117 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:55,000 whenever supplies come in and pick up packages that I have brought in from Kingstown or other places. 118 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Does that sound like something you'd be interested in? 119 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Yes, sir. Yep. I could I could do that. 120 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 And I'm really fast, too. And I know everywhere. 121 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,000 I know all the fastest ways to get anywhere in this place. 122 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Fantastic. Well, let me let me ask you this. 123 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Why do you want to learn magic? 124 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:25,000 OK, so here is what I heard is that anyone can do magic. 125 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Anyway, that's that. Anyway, that's what we all like. 126 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,000 One of the older kids told that to me. 127 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:39,000 And then they went off on a caravan and said that they were going to go and do magic. 128 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:43,000 And they said that anyone can do it, but that it's really hard. 129 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 And you have to be like super strong and stuff. 130 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:54,000 But that like that everybody has it like in their bodies like blood. 131 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 There's truth to what you're saying. 132 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Everybody can learn to do magic now, whether they are able to handle the toll it takes on them is another thing. 133 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:11,000 You're right. They need to be strong, but not in the sense that like Binch is strong. 134 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. 135 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Like up here, she taps her temple. Exactly. Exactly. 136 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Bizarre finally like turns and kind of like kind of like, you know, squats down a little bit to get something from a low shelf. 137 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:31,000 And he's restocking things. But he looks at Alydin and he says, see my eyes. 138 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:38,000 See these great flex here. That is the trade off of doing magic. 139 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 You will injure yourself. 140 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:46,000 You will harm yourself either through slight pains, headaches here and there. 141 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Or, you know, larger magics, more complicated magics that come down the line have the potential to temporarily blind and eventually permanently blind. 142 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:01,000 If you are not careful with how you use it. 143 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:10,000 I want you to understand the repercussions upfront so that you can make a decision early as to whether this is actually something you want to follow through with. 144 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:14,000 So like it will blind everybody? 145 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:29,000 If they go too far, if they happen to overuse or rely on it too much, magic is magic can be used as a tool, but it can also be used as a crutch. 146 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 And if I teach you, I want you to understand it is not a crutch. 147 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000 You have to rely on yourself first. 148 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:42,000 And then in dire situations or situations that necessitate it, use magic. 149 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:49,000 So like if maybe I've maybe did a little bit of magic, like by accident. 150 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Hmm. 151 00:11:52,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Then that magic would likely not be as harmful as magic done with intent. 152 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:08,000 If you are somehow accessing the weave unknowingly, then you are not... 153 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 What's the weave? 154 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:16,000 There's a jingle of a bell as a man walks in and he's looking at some shelves. 155 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Hello? Welcome in. Welcome to the Magic Closet. How can I help you today? 156 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Alydin, I'm sorry, give me one moment. We have a customer to take care of. 157 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:34,000 And we cut to a shop that is overflowing with luxurious fabrics. 158 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Satin and whatever it was. What the fuck else is a good fabric? 159 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Silks. 160 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Silks and satins. Brushed velvets. 161 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:51,000 There's just a wall of tracks and polyester. 162 00:12:51,000 --> 00:13:00,000 And we see Bonwyn carrying a few less treats in hand, a few less breakfast items in hand. 163 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Come in and you hear humming in the background. 164 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,000 That of Nevins who is opening up shop for the day. 165 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Hey, I brought you something. 166 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 What did you bring me? 167 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 It's your favorite. 168 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:18,000 And she comes out. Oh, those buns though. They're pretty good. 169 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 So good. This one is almond paste stuffed. 170 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Almond paste. Love it. Thank you. 171 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 It's incredible. 172 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:32,000 She takes a bite. Sublime. Thank you so much. 173 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 My pleasure. 174 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000 This is probably going to be the best part of my day. 175 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 What are you doing tonight? 176 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Why? 177 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Well, I got invited to another of Ignatius' masquerades. 178 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Okay. Cool. 179 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 And I got a plus one. 180 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:59,000 And wondering if you want to go and just like, you know, see what's happening over there. 181 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Maybe give me an excuse to leave early. 182 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Wow. Well, you know I love you. 183 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 So I'm not going to say no immediately. 184 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:12,000 What is the theme of this particular masquerade? 185 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 I know he loves a theme. 186 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 He does love a theme. 187 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 The last one was of course the color green. 188 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 I think that's like every second one probably knowing Ignatius. 189 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,000 This one is animals of the wild. 190 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Oh. 191 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:36,000 He's veering away from just a color palette, which never goes well for anybody. 192 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 But animals of the wild is what he's going. 193 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 So I'm assuming lots of masks and furs and stuff. 194 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000 And she picks up just some huge bolts of fur. 195 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 So you're going to, what, be a bear? 196 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000 What are you putting together there? 197 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,000 I was hoping you could put together some cloth. 198 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 No, I'm not going to be a bear. 199 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000 I was going to be like a fox or something. 200 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 So it's sexy animals of the wild. 201 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Well, of course it's sexy. 202 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 It is at a brothel, I guess. 203 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 It's at the Quivering Hills. 204 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Oh, even if it's just the color green, it is sexy green. 205 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,000 It's how little green can you wear? 206 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 That was what the whole theme was. 207 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 That's the theme actually. 208 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 We can make it interesting. 209 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Will you? 210 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Help me. 211 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,000 I've heard about this animal. 212 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 I remember reading about it in school. 213 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Do you remember? 214 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:36,000 It's kind of yellow with brown spots and has a crazy long neck. 215 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Yellow with brown spots. 216 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Super long neck. 217 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 218 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Because I thought. 219 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:49,000 See if he even knows what a giraffe is. 220 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Yeah, 100%. 221 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 You want to be a giraffe? 222 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Well, okay. 223 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 It's going to be a stretch to make a long neck sexy giraffe. 224 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Well, I wasn't really worried about the sexy so much. 225 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:06,000 What I was thinking, though, is that then I would be tall. 226 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,000 I would make a big head, like a big neck comes out. 227 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 And Bonwyn's into this now. 228 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Now this is fun now. 229 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Isn't even like, oh, god. 230 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,000 100% because, again, sexy. 231 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,000 This is not what Bonwyn's describing at all. 232 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:33,000 You know, like a big kind of Papier-Maché tall head. 233 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,000 But my face would be here so I could see. 234 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 And it would be bAlydinced on my shoulder. 235 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Sure. 236 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,000 So many things are just so cute about this. 237 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 The Papier-Maché. 238 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Paper-Maché, my dear. 239 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 No, it's fancy. 240 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 It's sexy. 241 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Right. 242 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 We're going for it. 243 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 It's French. 244 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 You know what? 245 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 I've probably got some materials we can put this together. 246 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 We've got all day. 247 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I don't know how your schedule is looking. 248 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,000 But I can get a start on it if you've got to go get some things wrapped up. 249 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:08,000 I should at least let Thay know that I'm over here working on a really important project. 250 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Plus I have his breakfast. 251 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Okay. 252 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Well, I'll get started. 253 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I'll pull some materials. 254 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:23,000 And brainstorm how, if you can think of a way we can sexy that up, I am willing to consider it. 255 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Follow me. 256 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 It's the long neck. 257 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000 So everything you've described up to this point. 258 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:34,000 But you're you're just wearing next to nothing. 259 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 That would be sexy. 260 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 But maybe that's too much. 261 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 You don't want to draw too much attention to yourself. 262 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Maybe. 263 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Oh, you go. 264 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Maybe we create a two person costume. 265 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 One of us. 266 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000 I'm thinking you because you want to feel tall here. 267 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:02,000 So you one of us can be the front, the neck, and one of us can be the sexy caboose. 268 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Even you're making fun of me, aren't you? 269 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 You're making me. 270 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:14,000 I'm just building myself up here to be the sexy caboose. 271 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Okay. 272 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Yes. 273 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Yeah. 274 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Two person costume. 275 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 Great plan. 276 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 It's never. 277 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 You're the one that wants me to come with you. 278 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 I do want you to come with me. 279 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 You be a sexy fox. 280 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 I was thrown by the giraffe. 281 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 I'll be a giraffe. 282 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Here is my concession to sexiness. 283 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Okay. 284 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000 The body part could be really tight. 285 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Like a bodysuit. 286 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 So it's like very form fitting. 287 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 I've got some new stuff in. 288 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Yeah. 289 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 It's hugs. 290 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:49,000 It'll hug and that I can maybe get on board with. 291 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Sure. 292 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Okay. 293 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Yeah. 294 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 I'll be back. 295 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Niven's very excited now and she's going through all of the materials that she has 296 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:02,000 pulling yellows and browns and the most huggy of materials and seeing what she can 297 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:06,000 string up to make this a two person costume. 298 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 And you head back out into the street and head up to Everbane. 299 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Fair. 300 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,000 I honestly believe that she was just teasing me about the two person costume thing, 301 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 but I guess I'll find out. 302 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 We'll find out when we cut back. 303 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Yeah. 304 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 When we cut back to the masquerade ball. 305 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Middle, middle. 306 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Middle, middle. 307 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Welcome to the middle everybody. 308 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 How you doing? 309 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Doing pretty great. 310 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 I'm doing fantastic. 311 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Thank you for asking. 312 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Pretty good. 313 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Excellent. 314 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Well, we're happy that you're here having a great time. 315 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 As you always do. 316 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:46,000 And we appreciate you for being here with us. 317 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,000 I feel like somebody just stretched you out, right? 318 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 It's true. 319 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 We love you. 320 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,000 As if someone was making that hand motion, but no one was. 321 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 No. 322 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Russ was in his own mind, maybe. 323 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 He really was. 324 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Yeah. 325 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 That's happened a lot today. 326 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000 So we'll just jump right into it. 327 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 You should join us on Patreon. 328 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 And here's why. 329 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 We have a book club over there. 330 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 No buttering anyone up. 331 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Just straight to it. 332 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Straight in. 333 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Straight to the goods. 334 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Well, we've got book club. 335 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 And you know what? 336 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 We have to get straight to it because we're meeting on Monday. 337 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Yep. 338 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Yes. 339 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 That's right. 340 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 So we're meeting Monday, May 27th. 341 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Somebody quickly look at a calendar for me. 342 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 27th. 343 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 That sounds like a Monday. 344 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:38,000 The book is Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas. 345 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Adams? 346 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Adams? 347 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Yeah. 348 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 We got this. 349 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Oh, goodness. 350 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,000 I was going to say a different first name, last name. 351 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 I got a little messed up there. 352 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Well, now I wonder what you were going to say. 353 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:58,000 I was just glad you said the title because I continually, I'm like, Girk Gently. 354 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 And I'm like, no. 355 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Girk. 356 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,000 It is, if you haven't read it yet, you totally have time. 357 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000 It's a very short book or listen to the audio book. 358 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:14,000 I listen to a full cast recording main character played by a hobbit. 359 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 It's a delight. 360 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 How fun. 361 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Very, very good. 362 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Sweet. 363 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 I'm listening to an author. 364 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Not an author. 365 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Just a random author. 366 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Just a random author. 367 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Some random author picked it up. 368 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Neil Gaiman raised reading it for some reason. 369 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 He has a beautiful voice. 370 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000 They stop every once in a while and they like promote their own book. 371 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 It's kind of odd. 372 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:37,000 But no, the author himself is reading the book. 373 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,000 So I think that's kind of cool because he's reading it how he imagined it in his head. 374 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 I like that. 375 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Yeah. 376 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 So exactly. 377 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000 You definitely have time. 378 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 So come join us. 379 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 It is really fun. 380 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,000 We just talk about books and stuff and then other stuff also. 381 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 What time are we meeting? 382 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Probably 7 p.m. Pacific because my friend Tom lives on the West Coast. 383 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 That's me. 384 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000 He needs to eat dinner before he can come and join us. 385 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 You don't want cranky Tom who hasn't eaten dinner to be on that call. 386 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000 No, we don't want that. 387 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000 We just is swearing about Dirk Gently and we're like, no, he seems nice. 388 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Calling him Girk the whole time. 389 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Just making myself even madder. 390 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000 All of this sounds wonderful and great and I hope everybody can join us on Monday. 391 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,000 But if they can't join us on Monday, how often do we hold book clubs? 392 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Book club happens about quarterly. 393 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,000 We take turns picking and we have really run the gamut. 394 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000 I mean, Dirk Gently is pretty on brand, I think, for the podcast. 395 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 But we've had some romance. 396 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:42,000 We've done just everybody who's in book club gets a turn to pick the book and can pick whatever they want. 397 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000 So it's super fun. 398 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 I love it. 399 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,000 So you can join us at any tier at patreon.com slash Tom Dragoncast to join us at book club. 400 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 But you also get an episode dedicated to you. 401 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Like today's patron, Colin Murray. 402 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Thanks, Colin. 403 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Thanks, Colin. 404 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Thanks, Colin. 405 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Too cool. 406 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 You're awesome. 407 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 So you should be like Colin. 408 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I don't know if Colin's coming to join the book club, but Colin, you should come join the book club. 409 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Come join the book club, Colin. 410 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 We'd love to have you. 411 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,000 And we'll see it segway. 412 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Strong fish. 413 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Know how to get out of the bit is what I was always told. 414 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 You just yell, I need out. 415 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Somebody throw me a life. 416 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 We just star wipe and we're done. 417 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 That's right. 418 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Star white. 419 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 The rest of the episode. 420 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 I like it. 421 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 We love you so much. 422 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 Yeah, we love you. 423 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Have a good week. 424 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Indeed. 425 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 OK, bye. 426 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Bye. 427 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:46,000 City Hall is its usual slow self for the morning. 428 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Everybody is yawning and sipping their coffee as they walk around giving nods. 429 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Morning, morning, Jim. 430 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Cav. 431 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Cav. 432 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Good to see you. 433 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Oh, yeah. 434 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Hey. 435 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Nice to see you too. 436 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Cav can never remember anyone's name. 437 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000 A lot of buddies and pals. 438 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Hey, there. 439 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Hey, you. 440 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Passport. 441 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Lots of people walking past and you make it back to your office. 442 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Of course, inside your office is Oak, awaiting your arrival. 443 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000 And he hears the door creak open. 444 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 He says, you're here. 445 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 It's been so long. 446 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 I've missed you so much. 447 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 It's what have you been up to? 448 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Where you been? 449 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Who you seen? 450 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 You know, we were best friends. 451 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000 We got tattoos together. 452 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000 And then you and Bench just haven't called a lot recently. 453 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Oh, well, no. 454 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 See, it's actually a funny story. 455 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000 I kind of got roped into like this adventure thing. 456 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Well, of course. 457 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Yeah. 458 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 OK. 459 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000 So how did that go? 460 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000 You know, it wasn't the best. 461 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 It was. 462 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Well, it was kind of a waste of time. 463 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 But I did get to meet. 464 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Oh, what's his name? 465 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Bazaar. 466 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000 And I had some quality time with him. 467 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Yeah. 468 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 He seems super cool. 469 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:07,000 And we were kind of talking about how, like, everything's a little weird in this town. 470 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Like, what do you mean? 471 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Well, just like, you know, I was also chatting with Bonwyn there as well and just like. 472 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 You have so many friends. 473 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Yeah. 474 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Well, you know, it's just you got to get out there and like finding things to do 475 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 will connect you with other people. 476 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 You can't just like hole up at home all the time. 477 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000 No, of course. 478 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Yeah. 479 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Me and mom have been talking about going out, hitting the town one night. 480 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Yeah. 481 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Well, you know what? 482 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Your mom is super, super nice. 483 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 The nicest. 484 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,000 She just might not be like the best going out on the town person for you. 485 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 You know, she tried it once. 486 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 She hurt her hip. 487 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Really? 488 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 I'm not surprised by that one bit. 489 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 She makes a great wingman. 490 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:53,000 She really talked me up to everybody in the bar. 491 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Regardless of whether they wanted to listen. 492 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Have you met my handsome son? 493 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 I'm fucking dying. 494 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 He works for the government. 495 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Yeah. 496 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:13,000 But yeah, we're kind of chatting about how like things are weird in town. 497 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Like the money just doesn't seem to be being spent in the right places. 498 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Like we need to go visit a different shop. 499 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Like somebody's not doing well. 500 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000 We need to go buy some sandwiches. 501 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 No, no, more of like the taxes. 502 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Taxes. 503 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 The tax money from the town. 504 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Oh, the taxes. 505 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Right. 506 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Not a lot of gold statues and not a lot of like new schools, you know? 507 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Well, what the mayor says about schools is that they rot your brain. 508 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,000 So it was best to get, you know, like the mayor before him, 509 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,000 it just really solidified getting schools out of the situation. 510 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Oh, so it's been multiple, multiple mayors with this platform. 511 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Yeah. 512 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 I mean, it started slow. 513 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000 You know, they started just cutting funding, that sort of thing. 514 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Doing what they could with what they had. 515 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Cutting funding to the school? 516 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 This would never stand in Kingstown. 517 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Look, this is just the way it was. 518 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:17,000 And then, you know, over time, it's just we realized that schools weren't for everybody. 519 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 OK. 520 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000 We still have the one where, you know, on this side of the river, 521 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000 where some of the kids go. 522 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Sure. 523 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 But so it's only the one on this side of the room. 524 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 No other ones. 525 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Everything else has been shut down. 526 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Yeah, no, I. 527 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 It's a voucher system. 528 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 He doesn't see any problem with this. 529 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Yeah, no, there's just the one on this side. 530 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 I mean, what's the issue there? 531 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 What do they what do they do in Kingstown? 532 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Like schools on every street corner? 533 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 No, I mean, that's a little excessive. 534 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 But for every like kind of district or even neighborhood, 535 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:57,000 they have like a school there so that the local kids can go there. 536 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,000 I mean, you could just, you know, learn like I did. 537 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Learn from your ma until she sends you out and gets a job. 538 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 And then you learn from that person. 539 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000 And just like you're learning from me in this role, 540 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000 because I'm your your superior in this position. 541 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Supervisor, sure. 542 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Super. 543 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Ear. 544 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Ear. 545 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Visor. 546 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Superior visor is what I am. 547 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000 You're learning. 548 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 You're learning the ropes from me and the way we do things. 549 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000 I'm your inventors. 550 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 That's how we pass information along. 551 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 You know, it's OK. 552 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Speaking of superior visors, isn't Nina kick it around at all? 553 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000 I'd love to finally meet her. 554 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Yeah, Nina. 555 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 I thought I saw Nina today. 556 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 You did mention that you wanted to meet Nina. 557 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000 I brought it up at my last meeting with her. 558 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 My last one on one there with Nina. 559 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000 And, you know, she said she was interested. 560 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000 She would try and make some time. 561 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Well, we're not like going on a date. 562 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000 I just want to talk to her about the city's finances. 563 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 Right. Right. 564 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Well, you know, let's just go see see what Nina's up to right now. 565 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Yeah. 566 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000 I've got that part. 567 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Sure. Yeah, absolutely. 568 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000 What do you work? 569 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Yeah. 570 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 I mean, we could say. 571 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 I can leave this behind. 572 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Don't you worry about that. 573 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Oh, OK. 574 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Yeah. 575 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 I know. 576 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 I noticed you left a whole bunch of things there. 577 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000 I told you the adventure I went on. 578 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Yeah, it was the hidden paperwork as he's like walking down the hall. 579 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 There was the hidden paperwork floor and it was underneath the desk. 580 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000 It was tucked away. 581 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 I don't know. 582 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000 You can't hide paperwork. 583 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 I don't know what you're talking about. 584 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,000 And I find this attack on my character to be upsetting and out of place from you. 585 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000 You want to talk to Nina? 586 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 You're going to have to do your paperwork. 587 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 But after we talk to Nina. 588 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Look, I told you. 589 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000 I told you that I would get this meeting done. 590 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000 OK. 591 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 I told you that. 592 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 And I'm a man of my word. 593 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 So let's go talk to Nina. 594 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 OK. 595 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Awesome. 596 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Oh, my God. 597 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 That's the best pushover ever. 598 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,000 If you want to talk to Nina, you're going to have to get your paperwork done. 599 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000 But like after. 600 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000 After you talk to Nina. 601 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Also, canonically, Baldwin and Oak went to school together. 602 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 So I don't know what he's talking about. 603 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Not like school. 604 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 He's been drinking the Kool-Aid. 605 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Yeah, he's so like, no, no, school's bad now. 606 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Yep. 607 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Towing that party line. 608 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Good for me, but not for thee. 609 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000 That's right. 610 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:28,000 He went back home and told mama about it and said, no, Thomas Jefferson's the devil. 611 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,000 We hear those footsteps kind of fade out and the conversations fade out and then 612 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:38,000 pick back up and there's a small knock at the door and Oak calls in. 613 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Is Nina there? 614 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:47,000 There's a voice of a receptionist as you open the door and you see, who is it? 615 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 And do you have an appointment? 616 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Well, Kavlaran here. 617 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 I wanted to talk to Nina right now. 618 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Well, I mean, I just wanted to. 619 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Yeah, right now, right now. 620 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:04,000 You see the receptionist kind of nod her head and stand up and go into the next room. 621 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:10,000 And then after a moment, Oak looks at you and is like, yeah, yeah, we told them. 622 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:16,000 We're going to get we're going to get you the answers you need for for Kingstown, right? 623 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 That's the questions you're asking for. 624 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Yeah. OK, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Love it. 625 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,000 And then she comes back out and yeah, come on, come on in. 626 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Come on in. 627 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:31,000 Two of you walk through the door and it's a smaller office with a large desk inside of it. 628 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 Really want to dominate the space. 629 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 That's right. 630 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,000 There's two small stools on the one side. 631 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,000 It's confusing how the desk got in the room. 632 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Oh, yeah, no, they actually built the desk in the room. 633 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000 It was original inside. 634 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000 There's a large desk, two small stools. 635 00:31:53,000 --> 00:32:00,000 And you see seated behind is the lovely bob cut of Nina, who is taking a sip of her tea. 636 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000 And she puts it down. 637 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Yes, darling, come on in. 638 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Come in and close the door. 639 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000 What can I do for you? 640 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Come on. It's been too long. 641 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 I mean, I say too long. 642 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000 It's been I haven't talked to you not one bit. 643 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000 So please come in and let's catch up. 644 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Let's talk about all the things that you have on your mind. 645 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,000 And then you can send your report back to Kingstown and be on your way. 646 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Let's like we know it's what you want. 647 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 I mean, yeah, that sounds really good. 648 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000 Quick question, though. 649 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,000 How do I get the door closed with everything in the way of it? 650 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Oh, yes, yes, of course. 651 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000 Just come on in. 652 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000 Come in. 653 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,000 And she hops up on the desk and kind of elbows you off to the side. 654 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 So you just stand right there. 655 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000 Don't move, darling. 656 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 OK, all right. 657 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 You're over there. 658 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Everybody just hold your stools, hold your stools in your hands. 659 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000 OK, you have some good. 660 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 Good. 661 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 And then she pushes the door shut. 662 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 OK, now you put your stools back down. 663 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000 You sit back down. 664 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Well, lathering repeats once we're done here. 665 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000 But tell me what are your questions? 666 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Just mainly where's all the money from the taxes going if it's not going to just gold statues in town? 667 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:15,000 The taxes from the money go back to the cities, the infrastructures, the big meetings, the big, you know, paying all of the very high. 668 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Can we go back to that first one with the infrastructure there? 669 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Yes, yes, yes. 670 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Haven't you seen the lovely gold laden streets here on the sides of the river? 671 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 OK, well, there's like the one gold laden street. 672 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Yes. 673 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000 But every other street's not doing so great. 674 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 That is very bad for them. 675 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 But there is only so much money to go around. 676 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Oh, sure. 677 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Yeah, no, I understand that part. 678 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Why no schools? 679 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Oak here's saying schools bad. 680 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000 That's not the attitude that we have up in Kingstown. 681 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Oh, we don't say schools are bad. 682 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,000 We say schools are not necessary. 683 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 But why aren't they necessary? 684 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Dear Keflaren, education attains the minds. 685 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Oh. 686 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,000 There's too many things happening in schools that really just bring down the people. 687 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:07,000 So we prefer that they learn from their elders. 688 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,000 OK, so that comes free. 689 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000 A story driven narrative type history. 690 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Exactly, exactly. 691 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000 So they learn from their people and the community, 692 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000 and then they pick up all the things that they need, 693 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,000 and then they live a happy life without being burdened by 694 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000 how many years were they putting people through schools? 695 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 Are you wasting too much time? 696 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Get out into the workforce, am I right? 697 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 And she puts her hand up for a high five. 698 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Sure, it tentatively gives a high five. 699 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Yeah, I know what we're saying. 700 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000 All right, so there's your report. 701 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 I'll see you later. 702 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Oh, OK, can we like maybe, 703 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 I'm still going to be around for a few more days. 704 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Can we chat again in the future? 705 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Oh, you got more questions? 706 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 Well, I mean, this was just all very sudden, 707 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000 and I didn't really come with like my A game. 708 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 But yeah. 709 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 OK, OK, OK. 710 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Let me see. 711 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000 And she flips open her book. 712 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000 I could pencil you in. 713 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 I mean, you snuck into this appointment today, 714 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000 so that was right before the mayoral meeting, 715 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000 which we have in just a few moments. 716 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Can I go to things like that, 717 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000 or is that only for like the higher ups? 718 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 I will ask. 719 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 First point on the agenda. 720 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000 If Kavlaran can come to the mayoral meetings. 721 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Perfect. 722 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000 I will promise that I will ask that for you. 723 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000 And then we can discuss this 724 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:42,000 and any other questions you have in three weeks. 725 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Oh, that seems OK. 726 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 What if I just like swing on by now 727 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000 that I know where your office is? 728 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Kind of like today. 729 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 That would be lovely. 730 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 I enjoy that very much. 731 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000 And I will wait and with anticipation 732 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 right here in this seat, 733 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:03,000 I will be nowhere else in the building forever. 734 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000 OK, cool. 735 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Waiting for you to swing by. 736 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Alright, so yeah, I'll probably 737 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 I'll come back in like a day or two 738 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 and we'll chat again. 739 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,000 A day or two and she flips back. 740 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 There could be a brief moment 741 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 once my tea and perhaps at lunch 742 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000 that I could sneak in. 743 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 So yeah, if you time it right, 744 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 the day or two will be perfect. 745 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000 OK, awesome. 746 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Well, it's been nice to see. 747 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000 OK, so you got to stand up 748 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000 and move back to the corner. 749 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Oh, right, OK. 750 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Yeah, OK. 751 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 So I just I pick this up 752 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000 and I move over here. 753 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Yeah, yeah. 754 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000 You just go back to the corner. 755 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Oh, you over there. 756 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Yeah, sorry. 757 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000 OK. 758 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Just hold it. 759 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 And now you have to climb up 760 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000 on top of the desk too 761 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 because now there's a point 762 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000 of which you can't get around. 763 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Oh, yeah. 764 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 No, there's a whole rigmarole, isn't it? 765 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Sorry. 766 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000 OK, have a great day. 767 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000 See you next time. 768 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 You want to roll. 769 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 How much was Kavalarin 770 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 paying attention in that room? 771 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 He was paying attention 772 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 because he wasn't like there was 773 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 no room for the conversation 774 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 to go anywhere. 775 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000 So he was trying to pick up 776 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 like any sort of clue he could 777 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 while he was in the space. 778 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,000 So if you're looking for 779 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 that maybe an investigation role 780 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000 to see what you may have seen 781 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000 while you were in there. 782 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000 All right. 783 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Solid, solid rating on this 784 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 investigation skill for me 785 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 with my minus two. 786 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000 That's eleven actually. 787 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000 And Nina has behind the desk. 788 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 There are a couple of 789 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000 tall filing cabinets 790 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 and a small tea set 791 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000 that was behind her. 792 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 It did appear that one 793 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 of the cabinets, 794 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 two of the lower shelves 795 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000 that you would have seen 796 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 or been able to see 797 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 had some fairly sizable 798 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000 locking hardware on them. 799 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Is there a portrait 800 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,000 of Ronald Reagan? 801 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 That's how you know 802 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,000 that she's the bad guy. 803 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 There is a portrait of somebody 804 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 with a very poorly done toupee. 805 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 OK, I make a little mental note 806 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,000 of the locked cabinets. 807 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 You and Oak head back 808 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000 to your office 809 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000 and Oak says, well, it's time 810 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 to do that paperwork then 811 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 as you make small talk 812 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000 back down to work. 813 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Yeah, absolutely. 814 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Should we go for lunch 815 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 before that? 816 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Or like, what's the plan there? 817 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000 Go for lunch. 818 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 You just got here. 819 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 OK, well, I mean, 820 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,000 just to show you 821 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000 how much of a supervisor I am. 822 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Let's go for lunch now 823 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 and then we'll do the paperwork 824 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000 when we get back. 825 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000 OK? 826 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Awesome. 827 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons, 828 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 season three, episode 20, 829 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 starring Amy More as Alydin, 830 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everpain, 831 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 832 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, 833 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 834 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted 835 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 and sound design by Russ More. 836 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 This episode featured music 837 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 from Epidemic Sound and Slipstream 838 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 839 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 840 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Our amazing cover art and character designs 841 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000 are by Matt Garbutt, 842 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 and a huge thank you 843 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 to our supporting producers, 844 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000 Gabriel Lynch, 845 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Jessica Babiak, 846 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Cat Waterflame, 847 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Jacob Madden, 848 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Christian Brown, 849 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000 Onger Ong Kiersen, 850 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Perry Mady, 851 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Craig Zeiss, 852 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Old School Gamer D, 853 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 L.A. 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