1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 ernatey, Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin after a message from our sponsors. 2 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:16,440 We hear heavy bass tones and lights are flashing all over the deck as we see this 3 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:23,199 pirate crew dancing around. They've got their they're throwing their hats in the air. 4 00:00:23,219 --> 00:00:27,800 There's a guy standing behind a table who's who's got I mean, what can only be 5 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:34,240 described as a record player and he's scratching it as everybody has clearly taken something 6 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:44,040 and are just enjoying their time except for Kavlaran, Bonwyn, and Alladin who are in a 7 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,280 cage off to the side of the- 8 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,280 Another fucking cage. 9 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,679 You weren't going to be, but then you said it. 10 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:53,960 I didn't say it! 11 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,600 Somebody said it, so now it's happened. 12 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:02,359 You're off to the side of the deck of this large, which you now discovered is a pirate 13 00:01:02,359 --> 00:01:03,359 ship. 14 00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:07,840 The three of you are looking on this party that's happening in front of you. 15 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,840 Rage! 16 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,840 Hell yeah, brother! 17 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,840 Our new friends are just mingling, like, clearly. 18 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:19,359 Oh, they've been, yes, clearly they were supposed to be here. 19 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:20,359 Our shirt's off. 20 00:01:20,359 --> 00:01:22,719 We're throwing it around somewhere, you know? 21 00:01:22,719 --> 00:01:23,719 Perfect. 22 00:01:23,719 --> 00:01:25,719 Am I still gagged? 23 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,840 You are not gagged. 24 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,840 Cool. 25 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,840 That would have been a sad episode for Amy. 26 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,799 Wouldn't be surprised. 27 00:01:33,799 --> 00:01:42,239 And we move over to Chogar and Publgar and Tober who are approached by what you three 28 00:01:42,239 --> 00:01:46,920 presume is the captain and he comes up to them and says, oh, it's nice to see 29 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:47,920 you. 30 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,120 Captain Jacob, it's lovely to have you in the crew. 31 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,359 Now these three that you brought, did you bring them as recruits or did you bring 32 00:01:54,359 --> 00:01:55,359 them as food? 33 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,920 Well, that's kind of the predicament I'm in right now because, not going to lie, we went 34 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:03,200 over to the parents, like, you know, the retirement home. 35 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,239 Honestly, we should plunder that place, let me tell you. 36 00:02:05,239 --> 00:02:06,719 Right for the picking. 37 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:07,719 Right for the picking. 38 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:08,719 Hold on, hold on. 39 00:02:08,719 --> 00:02:10,199 We'll talk about plundering in a moment here. 40 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,400 Yeah, but it's good to know, good to know, okay. 41 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,840 But they said something about finger sandwiches and honestly, I just, I haven't been 42 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,840 able to get the thought out of my head now. 43 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:22,560 But at the same time, they were really delightful and really lovely and they 44 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,560 did bring us here. 45 00:02:23,759 --> 00:02:30,680 I think, against my stomach judgment, that they could bring a lot to the pirate team, 46 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:31,680 you know. 47 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:38,599 Okay, he kind of peeks around the hulking Cho'gar bubble guard and looks at you and 48 00:02:38,599 --> 00:02:44,599 raises an eyebrow and says, oh, I don't know, they look like, I've seen them 49 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:48,560 around before, they look like they're, that one there looks like he's part of 50 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:49,560 the government. 51 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,599 It looks like he's got a real government smell to him. 52 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,639 Government? 53 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,879 He's got a tattoo, there's no way he's part of the government. 54 00:02:55,879 --> 00:02:57,439 Oh, what's his tattoo of? 55 00:02:57,439 --> 00:03:01,039 It's like some awesome lines, like really good line work. 56 00:03:01,039 --> 00:03:02,039 Nice, nice. 57 00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:03,919 Okay, well, we'll have to check that out. 58 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:05,000 They lined it up really good. 59 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,959 It's a full back tattoo, it's like probably gang stuff or something, but. 60 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:13,919 A full back tattoo, all right, we'll have to check it out. 61 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:15,919 Hey, are you three cool? 62 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:19,319 Yeah, I'm cool, like you're going to give us some weed? 63 00:03:19,319 --> 00:03:20,319 Then yes. 64 00:03:20,319 --> 00:03:22,560 They're going to give us some weed? 65 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,520 They're cool. 66 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,039 Her dad told her not to do ecstasy, but I think it's an ecstasy kind of thing. 67 00:03:28,039 --> 00:03:30,080 I'm just going to throw that out there right now. 68 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,080 I fully agree. 69 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,560 Did you bring some? 70 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,800 Oh, I mean, maybe that old guy has some. 71 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,520 I mean, he was talking about it. 72 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,000 He talked about it so much. 73 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Yeah. 74 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:44,080 All right, well, we'll have to go check that out maybe a little bit later. 75 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,759 In the meantime, he throws a bottle up in the air and it smashes down on the 76 00:03:47,759 --> 00:03:49,759 deck, she says, let's dance. 77 00:03:49,759 --> 00:03:50,759 Rage. 78 00:03:50,759 --> 00:03:51,759 Seems real wasteful. 79 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:57,280 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast, and I'm your 80 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,759 dungeon master Russ More, he, him. 81 00:03:59,759 --> 00:04:03,640 Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her. 82 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,800 Do you want me to get back in the boat, go back and get your dad? 83 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,159 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, she, her. 84 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:12,319 We all are in love with the captain. 85 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:15,360 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him. 86 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,439 You might need to be a little more specific. 87 00:04:17,439 --> 00:04:21,079 With special guests from Looters, Ian Overton and Matthew Aberly as 88 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:22,719 Bubblegar and Cho-Gar. 89 00:04:22,719 --> 00:04:26,120 Oh, we still have those finger sandwiches in the bucket, though, right? 90 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,639 I mean, the sandwiches were for everyone. 91 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:32,359 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast, and you can join us 92 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:36,560 today, get a seven day free trial and get access to a whole bunch of bonus 93 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:40,000 content, including exclusive podcasts just for you. 94 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,959 Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 95 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:44,360 We'll see you over and now, fuck it, let's play. 96 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:52,840 We cut ahead and the entire pirate crew is passed out on the deck. 97 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,639 Wow, they raged. 98 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:59,000 Including Bubblegar and Cho-Gar, they've been partying all night long. 99 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:03,280 Bonwyn are all day long because we said it was morning last time. 100 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,960 And, you know, it's a midday, midday rager. 101 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,840 Dager. 102 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:13,319 Kavlaran Bonwyn and Alydin, you're looking out over, you hear 103 00:05:13,319 --> 00:05:19,040 snores now, everything has died down, and this is where we find you three. 104 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:22,800 OK, so in hindsight, maybe not the best idea to just like get in a boat with 105 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,399 some strangers or take them to your parents' house. 106 00:05:25,399 --> 00:05:27,240 So I'm going to that one's on me. 107 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,839 I should have. You guys are the adults here. 108 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:33,159 You are so right. I've been told multiple times that I'm a child. 109 00:05:33,159 --> 00:05:37,639 So this is kind of on you guys, I think, a little bit. 110 00:05:37,639 --> 00:05:41,839 That's fair. Kavlaran what are we going to what are we going to do here? 111 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:42,920 We got to get out of here. 112 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,680 Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's that's step number one of the plan. 113 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,560 But how do we make that happen? 114 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,520 How do we make that? 115 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,360 Oh, can we can we lift this cage? 116 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,360 Because the last time I was in a cage, 117 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,000 Tally and I just kind of could lift it up and and walk with it. 118 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,319 I mean, I guess it's worth the shot. 119 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:03,319 Yeah. What's the cage like for us? 120 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:08,439 It is definitely a a fully, fully secure. 121 00:06:08,439 --> 00:06:11,439 Not just like popsicle sticks sitting on the ground. 122 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,759 Not just popsicle sticks sitting on the ground. 123 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:16,519 Is it wooden or is it OK? 124 00:06:16,519 --> 00:06:17,759 Yeah, yeah, it's wooden. 125 00:06:17,759 --> 00:06:18,839 Wooden bars. 126 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:24,600 There appears to be some sort of locking some lock on the on the on the door itself. 127 00:06:25,759 --> 00:06:27,399 But it is wood. OK. 128 00:06:27,399 --> 00:06:29,519 They have taken your weapons. 129 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,519 You don't have your weapons on you. 130 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:34,600 They've taken your bucket. 131 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,959 I know. Our spare sandwiches were in there. 132 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:40,680 And other things. And all of your worldly possessions. 133 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:41,639 All of that as well. 134 00:06:41,639 --> 00:06:44,600 Super important stuff. 135 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,240 But everybody's passed out, so that's good. 136 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,199 I don't know, guys, what do we do here? 137 00:06:50,199 --> 00:06:51,600 Alydin, can you fit through here? 138 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,840 Like, can you just you're quite slight? 139 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:57,879 You just fit through the bars. 140 00:06:57,879 --> 00:06:59,480 Can I squeeze? 141 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,399 You went like this. 142 00:07:00,399 --> 00:07:03,519 So I don't know if it's like like lattice. 143 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,280 Yeah. And they're like little holes. 144 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,400 Yeah, I wouldn't say you could easily sneak out. 145 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,000 I don't do anything easily. 146 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,360 You could try, though. 147 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,480 Give it a try. Yeah, there's there's like maybe a corner joint. 148 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:22,640 I mean, if we could cavlar in, we could each like pull to try to. 149 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:27,080 Maybe a joint athletics versus dexterity. 150 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,000 Well, your your athletics to try and pull it apart. 151 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,839 To plus Alydin's dexterity to sneak through. 152 00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:38,560 That makes more sense. 153 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,600 All right. 19 for cav. 154 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,959 For athletics, 17 for me. 155 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:48,959 But I roll stealth. 156 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:52,000 I'm trying to sneak out of the cage. 157 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,160 Well, how about a 16? 158 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,680 Oh, love it. OK. 159 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,920 That is a big role for me. 160 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,439 I'm very excited. 161 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:01,600 Very pleased with myself. 162 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,080 So waiting for the just the perfect snore, 163 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,600 you both pull on the side, 164 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,720 Kavlaran Bowen both pull on the sides and make 165 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,680 just large enough hole that Alydin is able to sneak through 166 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,120 one of the joints in this cage. 167 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:22,960 Alydin, you get to the other side and you hear that you're right beside 168 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,480 Bubblegar and Chogar, 169 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:30,240 who let out another huge snore and one hand kind of comes across 170 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,399 and slaps down on the deck right beside you, 171 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,560 causing you to freeze for just to clarify, it's Chogar that's snoring, 172 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:37,600 not not Bubblegar. 173 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,200 Bubblegar doesn't snore. Fair enough. Yeah. 174 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,639 What now? Go get. 175 00:08:46,399 --> 00:08:47,399 Wait. 176 00:08:51,519 --> 00:08:54,080 What actually makes you want to get back in the boat? 177 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:56,080 Go back and get your dad. 178 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,360 Oh, I don't think you can. 179 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,680 You can't roll the boat all by yourself. 180 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,720 It's too big. 181 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,480 No, not with that attitude. 182 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,360 I mean, we know that you you give it a good try, 183 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:11,400 but yeah, probably can't just physically reach to get that done. 184 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:17,120 Yeah. Do we want to send Alydin to get our weapons 185 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:22,280 and things or try and see if we know who has a key to the lock 186 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,760 and like get us out to get out? 187 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,480 Hmm. Do we have every any memory of being put in the cage? 188 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,120 Yeah, we must know who locked it, right? 189 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,120 They gave you ecstasy before you came along. 190 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,639 Dammit. You completely reformed the whole group. 191 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,519 The captain locked the mech that you were tossed in. 192 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:42,960 The captain locked you in. 193 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:46,519 So you can presume that the captain, who you see, 194 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:52,279 leaned up against the the wheel of the mast. 195 00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:54,080 But the steering is the steering wheel. 196 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,800 Yeah, it's a steering wheel. 197 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:56,720 The helm. 198 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,200 They do not turn the mast to turn the ship. 199 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,120 Yeah, it's like the rudder, right? 200 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:02,960 Yeah, I know. 201 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:08,080 He is up by the wheel and like passed out on the side. 202 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,080 Looks to be sleeping as well. 203 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,840 I just remembered something. 204 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,600 I have thieves tools so I can try and pick the lock. 205 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:18,960 Love it. 206 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:22,240 Alydin, why don't you go get our stuff and come back here? 207 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,560 And I'm going to try and get me and Cav out. 208 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,279 If we like know where they put our stuff. 209 00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:27,200 We do, right? 210 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:27,920 They would have taken it. 211 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:28,799 We were drugged. 212 00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:29,839 We saw the whole thing. 213 00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:32,360 Yeah, you saw them go below deck with your stuff. 214 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:32,639 Yeah. 215 00:10:32,639 --> 00:10:33,000 OK. 216 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 All right. 217 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,759 OK. 218 00:10:35,759 --> 00:10:37,120 You be quiet. 219 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:37,519 All right. 220 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:39,799 Roll stealth for your sneaking away. 221 00:10:39,799 --> 00:10:41,879 Fuck. 222 00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:43,599 Oh, a 19, you guys. 223 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:44,879 It's just getting better. 224 00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:46,759 So yeah, very nimbly, 225 00:10:46,759 --> 00:10:50,479 soft-footed, moving between all these hulking pirates. 226 00:10:51,079 --> 00:10:52,679 You make your way back and out. 227 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:56,000 So they call me Alley Soft Paws. 228 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:58,759 Alydin disappears from view for you two. 229 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,039 Do you want to try your lockpicking? 230 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:02,440 So that'd be a sleight of hand. 231 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,440 OK. 232 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,639 I also have thieves tools. 233 00:11:07,639 --> 00:11:08,960 That's a 24. 234 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,960 It's in your bucket. 235 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,960 I took your bucket. 236 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,159 Wow. 237 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:13,440 24? 238 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:13,879 Goodness. 239 00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:14,600 Love it. 240 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,399 Some real Tom Rolls going on here. 241 00:11:17,399 --> 00:11:18,120 Well done. 242 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,240 Where do you keep your thieves tools 243 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,840 that they wouldn't have taken them away from you? 244 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,080 I think because I have 245 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,799 I'm always kind of wearing that leather apron, 246 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,040 like my blacksmith's apron. 247 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,280 There's a bunch of little pockets and stuff on it. 248 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,120 And it wouldn't seem like a weapon. 249 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,280 It's just a little box that has a variety of little, 250 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,040 you know, metal sticks in it for me to go. 251 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,280 Love it. 252 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,160 Perfect. 253 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,320 So you pull those out. 254 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,760 And as Alydin disappears, 255 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:45,840 you quickly and nimbly like hear the lock pop, 256 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,600 which causes 257 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,800 Bubblegar to stir. 258 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,240 Bonwyn, make a perception roll. 259 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,480 Okay. 260 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,360 To see if you notice Bubblegar. 261 00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:01,799 That's an 11. 262 00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,720 Pretty focused on that lock. 263 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,039 Yeah, you're focused on the lock. 264 00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:07,240 Bubblegar, your eye cracks open 265 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,759 and you see Bonwyn fiddling with the lock there. 266 00:12:11,759 --> 00:12:14,759 You're calling what you do with that information. 267 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:17,279 I'm going to stir my brother up awake as well. 268 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,440 I'll like bang my head against him 269 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,039 like a couple of times. 270 00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:21,879 Give him a little head butt. 271 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:23,519 Stop it, I'm sleeping. 272 00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:25,120 Cho-gar, Cho-gar, Cho-gar. 273 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:25,960 Shut up. 274 00:12:27,319 --> 00:12:29,879 Dinner's trying to get out right now. 275 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:33,319 The dinner's trying to get out right now. 276 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,079 The dinner's trying to get out. 277 00:12:35,079 --> 00:12:35,919 What? 278 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:37,879 Bonwyn, at this point, 279 00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:40,439 you've definitely noticed that they're talking to each other. 280 00:12:40,439 --> 00:12:42,319 It's not like code for I'm going to barf. 281 00:12:42,319 --> 00:12:43,360 Dinner's trying to get out now, 282 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,799 but brace yourself. 283 00:12:47,879 --> 00:12:51,679 I think I'll just leave it unlocked, 284 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,880 but then like act nonchAlydint. 285 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,880 Even though one of the prisoners is now gone, 286 00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:00,040 I'm just sitting cool and casual, 287 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,040 like nothing's happening, 288 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,360 hoping they just go back to sleep. 289 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,640 Maybe I'm humming like, 290 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,160 go to sleep. 291 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,960 Two of you roll investigation with this advantage 292 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,800 to see if you've noticed that Alydin is gone. 293 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,960 Gotcha. 294 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,680 Disadvantage for the Gopi's Amounts 295 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,840 of Drugs and Alcohol. 296 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,000 Five. 297 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,440 All right, so yeah, you notice that they're fiddling 298 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,280 with the lock. 299 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,640 You don't see that it's been popped 300 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,320 and you don't notice that you're missing a person 301 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,360 in this cage. 302 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,240 Yeah, I got a three. 303 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,080 I got a three. 304 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,520 So I definitely noticed less. 305 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,480 I'm still asleep. 306 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,320 I'm still asleep. 307 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,920 She's standing there so calmly and casually. 308 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,280 There's no way she could have been trying 309 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,400 to escape anyways. 310 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,120 I mean, look at her disposition. 311 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,240 Yeah, no. 312 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,560 And even if they wanted to get out, 313 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,480 this is pirate engineering here. 314 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,760 This is top of the line stuff. 315 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,840 There's no way that they could, you know, 316 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,440 fiddle with the lock and get out of there. 317 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,080 I'm fine. 318 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,480 I'll slowly drift back off to sleep. 319 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,440 Okay, great. 320 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:04,440 Below deck, Alydin, you swiftly move down 321 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,639 the stairs that are presented to you 322 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,360 and you find yourself in the hold of the ship 323 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:14,080 and there's crates on crates. 324 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:18,879 There's looks like fine textiles. 325 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:20,440 It looks like there's some pottery. 326 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,240 It looks like there's some huge paintings 327 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,720 that have coverings over them. 328 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,960 You see weapons. 329 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,320 You see piles of gold. 330 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:34,760 And tucked off and to the right, 331 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,760 as you go down there, 332 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,960 you see your weapon, your bucket 333 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,360 and any weapons that Bonwyn and Kavlaran had on them. 334 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,200 Yes. 335 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,960 Sneaky over there. 336 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,800 I do stop and look under to see 337 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,320 what paintings are under there 338 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:59,320 and I may dip down and snag a gold piece or two 339 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,040 for the children. 340 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,879 Of course, yep. 341 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:03,720 And then I remember that movie, 342 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,800 The Pirates of the Caribbean 343 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,639 and maybe it's cursed so I put it back. 344 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,560 No, I do take it. 345 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,560 Okay, so you take a gold piece? 346 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,600 I take three gold pieces. 347 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,440 Three gold pieces. 348 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,840 You wanna put that on your character sheet? 349 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,680 Yeah, I do. 350 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,720 Are you gonna make me put on my character sheet 351 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,400 and then immediately I'm gonna get frisked 352 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,240 and they're gonna take it 353 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,720 and I'm gonna have to take it off my character sheet? 354 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,560 I don't know. 355 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,240 It depends on how well you roll going back upstairs. 356 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,440 It's fucking bullshit. 357 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,880 And I don't have my, 358 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,080 I know Kav has a huge ax maybe or something. 359 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,240 My weapons are all small 360 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,280 so she could just chuck them in the bucket. 361 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,000 If she, I have daggers, it's fine. 362 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,840 Perfect. 363 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,640 Kav, you would have, 364 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:48,159 we've canonically said you carry your shield 365 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:49,960 and your hammer along with you. 366 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,600 Yeah, like all the time, right? 367 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,439 Yeah. 368 00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:54,960 So yeah, those two are the biggest ones. 369 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:59,960 Roll strength to see if you're able to lift Kav's hammer. 370 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,080 Okay. 371 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,919 Captain America mode. 372 00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:03,759 Thor's hammer. 373 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:07,960 I'm gonna shift it just a little bit. 374 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,759 Strength or athletics if you wanna apply something to it. 375 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:13,799 Yeah, let's apply my minus one to it. 376 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,640 Six. 377 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,560 Doesn't budge. 378 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,120 Yeah, you're able to take the shield. 379 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,880 You can gather up all of Bonwyn's material 380 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,520 into your bucket and any other, 381 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,120 as I said, there are some weapons down there. 382 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,000 Long swords, short swords, scimitar, 383 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,160 that sort of thing. 384 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,400 You could grab something else 385 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,120 but you can't with that roll lift the hammer. 386 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,800 Okay, I grab a couple daggers that are there 387 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,120 and just put them in my bucket. 388 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,039 So you grab those things, 389 00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:49,639 you take a quick peek at one of the paintings. 390 00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:51,879 Ian, what is the painting of? 391 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:54,039 It's a pretty sick bachelor party. 392 00:16:54,039 --> 00:16:57,159 There's neon lights flashing all over the place. 393 00:16:57,159 --> 00:16:58,200 Honestly, staring at the painting, 394 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,519 it kind of gives off a strobe effect. 395 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,879 Like you yourself are about a, 396 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:04,839 yeah, it feels like it's flashing at you 397 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:09,839 and standing there amidst all these body parts. 398 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,839 It's a feast of a bachelor party, mind you. 399 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,720 It's a cannibal feast. 400 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,439 There's the, what's the pirate captain's name? 401 00:17:17,439 --> 00:17:18,480 Captain Jacob. 402 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,399 Captain Jacob standing on a mound of limbs 403 00:17:23,799 --> 00:17:27,879 drinking wine out of a skull chalice. 404 00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:28,720 I love it. 405 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,359 I assumed stolen artwork but no, 406 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:34,000 custom artwork that they have on the pirate ship. 407 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,240 Good for them. 408 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,119 Arts appreciators. 409 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:38,679 Oh, I cannot unsee this. 410 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,640 We cut back upstairs. 411 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:44,200 Bonwyn, it appears that Cho-Gar and Bubble-Gar 412 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,000 have nodded off. 413 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,320 You see, I don't know which direction the sun, 414 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,400 the sun is setting. 415 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,279 You can tell the sun is setting now. 416 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,440 Like they've just been partying all day. 417 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,480 Real early partiers. 418 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,840 So they could get to bed on time, obviously. 419 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,840 Responsible. 420 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:01,680 Responsible. 421 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,200 I have work in the morning. 422 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,880 That's right, yeah. 423 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,799 Nobody else seems to be in the morning. 424 00:18:07,799 --> 00:18:10,119 Nobody else seems to be stirring. 425 00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:12,079 What are you and Kavlar in do? 426 00:18:12,079 --> 00:18:12,960 Kav, what do you wanna do? 427 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,599 Should we wait till we see her or like, let's just undo? 428 00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:19,960 I mean, if we could get out but remain out of sight 429 00:18:20,839 --> 00:18:23,720 for, you know, like Alydin's gonna know 430 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,200 that we're somewhere nearby, right? 431 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,039 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 432 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:27,879 She's really smart. 433 00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:31,919 So like so quietly, I'm gonna like undo. 434 00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:34,680 Somehow I'm picturing like a high school locker lock. 435 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,880 But I like, you know, with the loop, 436 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,000 so I like pull it off and open the door quietly. 437 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,600 It's like that, but more like one in an escape room 438 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,640 that kind of only works half of the time. 439 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,560 Don't even get me started, Russ. 440 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,440 Yeah, you pull that out and like slowly open it. 441 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:57,240 You're able to open it like just wide enough 442 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,640 that you'd be able to sneak out 443 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,640 without bumping into Bubblegar and Cho'gar. 444 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,920 Me and Kav are both larger, larger people. 445 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:09,920 So let's roll stealth to exit this situation. 446 00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:12,200 15. 447 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,040 Okay. 448 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,080 Also 15. 449 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,040 Okay, so order doesn't really matter. 450 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,120 The two of you slip out here. 451 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,759 There's a little stir from Cho'gar 452 00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:26,480 as you kind of soft step. 453 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,320 Which way are you going? 454 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,320 Are you going towards Alydin 455 00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:31,960 or are you going towards like the gangplank back there? 456 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,599 I guess correct me if I'm wrong. 457 00:19:33,599 --> 00:19:36,079 I somehow was picturing that she had to go 458 00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:39,879 to the opposite end to where we were to get downstairs. 459 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:43,200 So probably back towards the gangplank in theory. 460 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:47,399 Then she'll like come back and we won't be in the cage. 461 00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:48,240 Sounds good. 462 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,639 Okay, so the two of you make it out. 463 00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:52,240 You step quietly over top, 464 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,279 pausing as anybody kind of stirs 465 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,839 and make your way back to the gangplank. 466 00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:58,559 As you see Alydin coming up the other side, 467 00:19:59,759 --> 00:20:01,839 you turn, you lock eyes. 468 00:20:01,839 --> 00:20:03,839 You see each other. 469 00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:07,159 Alydin, make a stealth roll please. 470 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,319 Oh. 471 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:11,240 Ha ha ha ha. 472 00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:16,879 Ooh. 473 00:20:16,879 --> 00:20:17,720 Yeah, you did. 474 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,000 My bucket jangles. 475 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,799 Your bucket full of daggers. 476 00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:22,279 Ha ha ha. 477 00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:23,599 And sandwiches. 478 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,119 And sandwiches. 479 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:26,559 Finger sandwiches. 480 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,960 Ha ha ha. 481 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,079 And with that jangling of the bucket 482 00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:34,480 and three pieces of gold that you have taken, 483 00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:39,359 there's movement among those who are passed out. 484 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:44,359 Let's say Bubblegar, you wake up 485 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:47,359 and Alydin and Kavlaran, 486 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:50,079 you see that the captain begins to stir 487 00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:52,159 and catches eye of you and says, 488 00:20:52,159 --> 00:20:54,000 hey, hey, everybody get up. 489 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,400 I want to run like only a 14 year old 490 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,279 and run away from an adult. 491 00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:00,839 And I don't care who I step on. 492 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:03,920 Yeah, I also am now running. 493 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,759 Yeah. 494 00:21:04,759 --> 00:21:06,519 Two of you are running down the gangplank. 495 00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:09,200 Alydin, make a dexterity saving throw 496 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,799 as the pirates are getting up 497 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:14,200 and trying to grab at you as you're running by. 498 00:21:16,319 --> 00:21:17,359 God damn it. 499 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,599 How about an eight? 500 00:21:20,599 --> 00:21:21,440 No. 501 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,680 You make it past the first few 502 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,640 who are just waking up. 503 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,080 You make it over to the gangplank 504 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,200 when your foot is caught by Chogar. 505 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,680 Hey, just let go. 506 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,680 Just let go. 507 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,920 No, you're thinner. 508 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:34,759 Please. 509 00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:35,600 The captain calls out, 510 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,000 oh, hold that one tight. 511 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,640 And he leaps off the side, 512 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,560 grabs a rope and swings down. 513 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,880 Oh, like a bad ass. 514 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,720 Like a bad ass. 515 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,560 Yeah. 516 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,380 What's his role? 517 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,220 Roll for him, Russ. 518 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,060 I want to see how he looks. 519 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:48,519 Yeah, roll for a bad ass. 520 00:21:48,519 --> 00:21:50,000 That's an 18 on the dot. 521 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,840 God damn it. 522 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,519 He looks amazing. 523 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:54,200 Yeah, it's super impressive. 524 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,039 He looks so bad ass. 525 00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:55,879 That's my captain. 526 00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:59,359 Ho, ho, ho, ho, you're in the middle now. 527 00:22:01,639 --> 00:22:03,960 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 528 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,359 Thanks for being here. 529 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:06,200 Hey there. 530 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,680 Hey, thanks for being here. 531 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,519 What's up? 532 00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:09,680 We love you. 533 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,519 We do love you. 534 00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:11,359 We do love you. 535 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:12,279 This is very true. 536 00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:13,119 Lots of love. 537 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,200 We did a lot of hard prep going into this middle 538 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,000 and Kyle's just hitting all the bullet points 539 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:17,839 right out of the gate. 540 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:18,920 Wow. 541 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,200 I looked over the notes for the pre-middle meeting 542 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,880 and I said, I'm going to get this one. 543 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,720 Yeah. 544 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,920 This is mine today. 545 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,960 Not letting everybody else take this love. 546 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,200 Kyle, you got so red all of a sudden. 547 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,759 Is this the first time you've told an audience 548 00:22:32,759 --> 00:22:33,840 that you love them? 549 00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:36,000 It's just been a long time. 550 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,039 Oh my gosh. 551 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:38,880 You guys. 552 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,480 Well, send Kyle sweet messages 553 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,240 telling him that you love him too. 554 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,720 So yeah, we just wanted to pop in here, 555 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,039 tell you how awesome you are 556 00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:49,319 and that we're grateful that you're here. 557 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:50,720 Like an episode. 558 00:22:50,759 --> 00:22:52,400 And that, yeah. 559 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,240 You should go listen to- 560 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,680 A little light cannibalism. 561 00:22:55,680 --> 00:23:00,240 Just a little taste, just a little something. 562 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,680 Kyle wasn't here for this episode. 563 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,519 So he's- 564 00:23:02,519 --> 00:23:03,360 He doesn't know what I'm talking about. 565 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,200 Wait, they didn't tell me about the cannibalism. 566 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,000 I'm so playing along right now. 567 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,880 I'm glad I took the first bullet point 568 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,640 and not the one I didn't know about. 569 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,279 Not the cannibalism. 570 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,640 Well, that wasn't us so much 571 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,960 as our wonderful guests from Looters. 572 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,319 You should go listen to them. 573 00:23:20,319 --> 00:23:21,759 Yes, yes. 574 00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:24,599 We, being Carla and I, 575 00:23:24,599 --> 00:23:26,879 guest starred over on Looters as well, 576 00:23:26,879 --> 00:23:29,359 which there, as this comes out, 577 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,200 there's one episode, but there will be two, 578 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,240 which you should go have a listen to. 579 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,000 There's similar, similar character things 580 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,679 that happen throughout there. 581 00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:41,039 And it's a lot of fun. 582 00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:42,919 So go listen to those two episodes. 583 00:23:42,919 --> 00:23:44,599 Start from the beginning. 584 00:23:44,599 --> 00:23:45,439 Enjoy it. 585 00:23:45,439 --> 00:23:46,279 It's a great time. 586 00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:47,599 Hey, if you're enjoying the adventure 587 00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:48,720 that we're doing right now, 588 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,360 we would love for you to join us on Patreon, 589 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,160 patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 590 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,000 where when you are a patron, 591 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,680 you get an episode dedicated to you 592 00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:01,000 like today's patron, Michael Jansky. 593 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,720 Michael Jansky. 594 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,039 We love you a lot. 595 00:24:04,039 --> 00:24:07,920 And I feel very sorry if you got picked last 596 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,600 or called on last all the time 597 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,559 because your last name ended in Y. 598 00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:13,000 Unfair? 599 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,480 Start at the bottom. 600 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:18,240 I was thinking, oh, I'm so jealous of a cool last name 601 00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:19,960 because I have an interesting one now, 602 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,799 but I took it from my husband. 603 00:24:21,799 --> 00:24:22,640 Right. 604 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,680 Because my name before was Johnson. 605 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,880 It was like the most boring name that exists. 606 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,599 So anyone who had any, like a Y, amazing. 607 00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:30,559 That is really cool. 608 00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:31,400 Incredible. 609 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,480 As a teacher's perspective, 610 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,120 I was just like, almost at the end of the list. 611 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,200 Well, that's when the teacher does the reverse order 612 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,240 every now and again. 613 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,079 Yep, that's true. 614 00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:39,920 Awesome, right out. 615 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,740 It's on the teacher. 616 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:41,839 Yeah, yeah. 617 00:24:41,839 --> 00:24:43,519 Yeah, they're sitting, they think they get a nap, 618 00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:44,720 but no, they're back in. 619 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,559 Yeah. 620 00:24:45,559 --> 00:24:47,960 You're assuming they actually answer. 621 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:53,880 Ah, jokes, I just keep waiting for Carla. 622 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,720 And then we love you, that's it. 623 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,840 I just keep waiting for Carla to spring something on me 624 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,559 like she said she was going to. 625 00:24:58,559 --> 00:25:01,319 I was gonna say, we can say mean things about Tom 626 00:25:01,319 --> 00:25:02,840 because he's not here, 627 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,160 but then I couldn't follow through with it 628 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,160 because what am I gonna say about Tom that's mean? 629 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,000 I couldn't, right? 630 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,960 Well, he didn't buy Justin a birthday party. 631 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,559 No, he didn't buy his husband anything 632 00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:16,600 for his birthday, so that's some shopping behavior. 633 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,000 A little retreat. 634 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,840 Yeah, nope, nope. 635 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,680 No, didn't do that. 636 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,160 That would've been real thoughtful. 637 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:25,200 Tom, no, Tom's lovely, 638 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,280 and he's having a great day right now. 639 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,400 Not with us, so that's, yeah. 640 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,800 That's okay, I guess. 641 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,640 We'll allow it. 642 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,720 It'll be all right. 643 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,880 Okay, that's the end of this rambling middle. 644 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,160 We'll get you back to the episode. 645 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,000 Love you, bye. 646 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:38,840 Love you, bye. 647 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,680 Love you, bye. 648 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,760 When Cho-Gar doesn't let go of me, 649 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,640 can I grab a dagger out of my bucket 650 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,600 and just start stabbing him in a downward fashion? 651 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,600 It's fair, it's fair. 652 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,759 You can't, so before you stab Cho-Gar in his hand, 653 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,480 so Captain Jacob swings off the side, 654 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,000 his hair's growing back. Everyone is looking. 655 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,320 He's got long hair. Me and Cap, 656 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,440 I assume, have stopped just to watch. 657 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,120 It's amazing. I'm dumbfounded by it. 658 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:03,960 Captain! 659 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,500 And lands down in front of you, 660 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,720 Bonwyn and Kavlaran, 661 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:14,360 as you were running along the side of the ship, 662 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,640 and draws a sword, and he says, stop where you are. 663 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,440 You're distracted up there, Cho-Gar, 664 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,520 so you can give a shot to try and stab Cho-Gar's hand. 665 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,360 Or neck. 666 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,600 This will, I think, be the first time I've ever. 667 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,440 Stab someone. 668 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,640 Tried to stab a ghast. 669 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,480 Oh, I know. 670 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,360 Yeah. 671 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,200 We feel honored. 672 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,040 We are honored. 673 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:35,860 We are honored. 674 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:36,700 We are honored. 675 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:39,000 Dumbgeons, just, this is really. 676 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,300 It's a dream come true. 677 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,240 It's a Dumbgeons first. 678 00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:47,160 All right, I'm gonna take a dagger out. 679 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,720 You tried to stab Kyle when he first came along. 680 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,559 True. 681 00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:51,559 Yeah, but that's cause he was like, 682 00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:53,160 explicitly a bad guy. 683 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,000 Yeah. 684 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,839 Well, yeah. 685 00:26:54,839 --> 00:26:58,599 I assume these boys, we would make be our friends somehow. 686 00:26:58,599 --> 00:27:00,400 We still can be, I don't know. 687 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,120 Is he still the first chance? 688 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,039 You guys, I'm too little for this. 689 00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:07,279 Eight. 690 00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:08,819 Eight against your AC. 691 00:27:08,819 --> 00:27:09,660 Against my AC. 692 00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,039 No, against their AC. 693 00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:12,960 No, which I'm sure that will not hit. 694 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,759 I don't know how to play this game. 695 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,079 You stabbed down. 696 00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:18,319 You don't stab yourself or anything, 697 00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:19,360 cause that would be ridiculous. 698 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,440 Why would I make you do that? 699 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,559 But like, they have very thick skin 700 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,279 that's almost like leather hide. 701 00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:26,120 Like just kind of glints off. 702 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,759 And I don't have much force behind it. 703 00:27:27,759 --> 00:27:29,519 Just kind of poking you. 704 00:27:29,519 --> 00:27:33,039 So yeah, you reaffirm your grip on Alydin. 705 00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:35,960 Down in front of you two is the captain. 706 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,360 He says, look, look, look, look, look. 707 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,120 Stop what you're doing. 708 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,079 Stop what you're doing. 709 00:27:40,079 --> 00:27:41,740 We weren't gonna eat you. 710 00:27:41,779 --> 00:27:42,900 I promise. 711 00:27:43,779 --> 00:27:46,120 I mean, we weren't gonna eat you. 712 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:49,019 I don't know what they were gonna do. 713 00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:50,620 We weren't? 714 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:52,259 I thought that's kind of the impression we got 715 00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:53,620 that you said we were gonna eat them. 716 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:55,539 Look, we scare people. 717 00:27:55,539 --> 00:27:56,380 We say that we're gonna eat them. 718 00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:58,319 I kind of signed up for the eating. 719 00:27:58,319 --> 00:28:00,180 We got all the artwork done. 720 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,579 We spread the stories across. 721 00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:02,779 Ooh, cannibal pirates. 722 00:28:02,779 --> 00:28:04,279 That makes them really scary. 723 00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:06,900 But hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 724 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:07,740 All right. 725 00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:09,299 Go ahead. 726 00:28:09,299 --> 00:28:10,140 I can't eat her. 727 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:10,960 It's okay. 728 00:28:11,079 --> 00:28:13,880 Look, we don't mean you any harm. 729 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,519 You can roll insight. 730 00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:21,519 I mean, I was locked in a cage, which is great. 731 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,440 I don't want to roll for anything anymore. 732 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,279 Oh my God. 733 00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:26,400 So I have a minus two on insight. 734 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,519 So that is a six. 735 00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:29,000 I just trust everybody. 736 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,039 Oh, I got a six. 737 00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:31,640 I mean, I just saw him do that move. 738 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,799 I'm a little bit in awe of the captain 739 00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:36,660 even though he's a bad guy. 740 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:38,600 What did the captain? 741 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,000 Oh, it was worse than a six. 742 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,519 Oh, wow. 743 00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:42,359 Okay, so. 744 00:28:42,359 --> 00:28:43,180 Wow. 745 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:45,279 We all are in love with the captain. 746 00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:46,119 Yeah. 747 00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:46,960 You all are in love with the captain. 748 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,039 You don't have to be in love with him, 749 00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:48,880 but you get a six. 750 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,720 He's mad at us as fuck. 751 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:50,880 You give him at least a moment. 752 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,480 And he says, look, look, look, look, look. 753 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,559 We're not going to harm you. 754 00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:55,660 We've actually been in hiding here. 755 00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,640 Have you heard of like a ship 756 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,339 roaming around the lake for very long? 757 00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:02,180 Well, no. 758 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:04,680 You might need to be a little more specific. 759 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,119 We've been tucked away here. 760 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:09,039 Your mayor and his army goons 761 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:10,500 have driven off the pirates 762 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,859 and we can't even make a decent living anymore. 763 00:29:12,859 --> 00:29:15,319 Like I thought maybe if we got some new recruits 764 00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:16,200 that we could get out 765 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,240 and take on his little fake pirates 766 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,039 that he's got going on out there. 767 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,599 Sheath's sword is like, look, friendship. 768 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:27,920 Wait, did you say fake pirates? 769 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,839 Fake pirates. 770 00:29:28,839 --> 00:29:30,279 Let down, let down the girl. 771 00:29:30,279 --> 00:29:31,599 Let down the girl. 772 00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:32,599 Let down the girl. 773 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,599 We'll find you something else to eat later. 774 00:29:35,599 --> 00:29:38,480 The finger sandwiches at the retirement community. 775 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,200 We can take the canoe over. 776 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,960 We're unassuming we can get some fingers. 777 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,960 But they're not real finger sandwiches though. 778 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,519 There's not a finger involved. 779 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:51,200 Kick, kick and run, kick and run to Bonwyn. 780 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,759 Yeah, they let you run down to Bonwyn and Kavlaran. 781 00:29:55,759 --> 00:29:57,920 You notice that Alydin has everything 782 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,480 except for your hammer there, Kav. 783 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,079 Sorry, yes, you had a question. 784 00:30:02,079 --> 00:30:06,360 Fake pirates, could you expand on that 785 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,680 because the river pirates are pretty famous in Vindersmith. 786 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,080 Yeah, yeah, the river, river pirates 787 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,560 have been around for a long time. 788 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,920 And I've, you know, long, 789 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:19,800 eighth generation of pirateeer myself, you know. 790 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,000 The pirates themselves were driven out 791 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,960 some 20 years ago. 792 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,560 They started bringing in military more and more 793 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,840 to take the pair of the pirates. 794 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,320 You know, we haven't been stealing anything 795 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,200 for quite some time. 796 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,080 We go out in small boats. 797 00:30:36,799 --> 00:30:37,639 We get our supplies. 798 00:30:37,639 --> 00:30:38,480 We come back. 799 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,839 We bring new recruits who come and usually bring sandwiches. 800 00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:43,319 You hear Tauber up and he says, 801 00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:45,199 oh, that's what this says at the bottom here. 802 00:30:45,199 --> 00:30:46,919 Bring, bring food. 803 00:30:48,039 --> 00:30:48,919 Sorry. 804 00:30:48,919 --> 00:30:50,439 Well, we still have those finger sandwiches 805 00:30:50,439 --> 00:30:52,279 in the bucket though, right? 806 00:30:52,279 --> 00:30:53,319 I mean, we could. 807 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:54,559 That's not your bucket. 808 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,079 I'm clutching my bucket. 809 00:30:57,079 --> 00:30:59,639 The sandwiches were for everyone. 810 00:30:59,639 --> 00:31:01,079 They're communal sandwiches. 811 00:31:01,079 --> 00:31:03,359 Well, you should have thought about that 812 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,880 before you were being a jerk. 813 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,200 I wanted to swim with you. 814 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,880 I can't believe you're saying this. 815 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,920 You were gonna eat me. 816 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,000 I can't believe you're saying this. 817 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,040 I would have swam with you before I ate you. 818 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,960 It would have been fine. 819 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,960 No, it wouldn't have been fine 820 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,600 because it was gonna end up with me being eaten. 821 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,880 Do you have to wait 30 minutes 822 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,080 if you swim before you eat someone? 823 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:22,920 Exactly. 824 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,080 No, that's why we do the swimming beforehand 825 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,200 so I don't get a stomach cramp. 826 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,040 I have a very stomach cramp. 827 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,240 Okay, it's not like a palindrome situation 828 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,000 where it's the same one way as the other? 829 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,560 No, no, it's, yeah, no. 830 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,400 Gotcha. 831 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,720 It's a very weak constitution. 832 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,720 Let me tell you, I get sick super easy. 833 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,560 It's terrible. 834 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,360 It doesn't help with what Chogar's diet is. 835 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,840 I mean, Jesus, that guy eats some pretty nasty things, 836 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,680 let me just say. 837 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,800 They didn't call it Sheitz Creek for nothing. 838 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,240 So all I'm saying is the pirates 839 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,360 have been drawn out long ago 840 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:57,360 and your ruler over there, Nigel Knops, is that his name? 841 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,360 Yeah, Nigel Knops. 842 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,200 Yeah. 843 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,480 Not my mayor, actually. 844 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,319 He's my mayor though. 845 00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:09,559 Seems like nobody vote. 846 00:32:09,559 --> 00:32:10,400 Oh. 847 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,240 He would be. 848 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,059 Yeah, he would be. 849 00:32:12,059 --> 00:32:13,759 All right, so it seems like nobody voted for this mayor 850 00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:15,759 but he's still here somehow. 851 00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:16,600 Anyways. 852 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,360 I voted for him. 853 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,360 You voted for him. 854 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,680 All right, Chogar, stop voting for people. 855 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,080 I know you only get half a vote back in Sheitz Creek 856 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,880 but that counts for like 18 votes here in Vintersmouth. 857 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,559 Oh, electoral college system going on over here too? 858 00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:32,120 Oh yeah, it's not great. 859 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,640 Yeah, it's not an even split anywhere, huh, yeah. 860 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,000 Anyways, they've been bringing in more military. 861 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,840 You know what's not good for business in the military 862 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,440 and just security work is not having pirates 863 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,960 so they put different undercover military as pirates 864 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,640 to make it seem like there's pirates on the water 865 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,720 and steal things and take things. 866 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,040 They don't even do a very good job of it. 867 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,400 You guys seem tired. 868 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,400 Maybe you should just like retire. 869 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,560 There's no more business. 870 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,480 You've been driven out of business by the fake pirates. 871 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,840 There's a great old people's community right there. 872 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,000 Cesar's Gardens, have you heard of it? 873 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,080 It's really nice. 874 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,560 I have heard of Cesar's Gardens. 875 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,759 We pulled in there a couple times, yeah. 876 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,920 But we want to get back to pirating. 877 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,000 We want to be the best pirates 878 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,680 without the fear of the military coming after us. 879 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,960 I mean, some military here and there is fine 880 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,400 but not in the droves that they were coming at us with. 881 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,519 That's why I brought Cho-Gar and Bubble-Gar here 882 00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:34,440 and Topper. 883 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,480 Topper said they were some of the best pirates 884 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,000 in Sheitz Creek. 885 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,480 We're good pirates. 886 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,319 Real good. 887 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:41,880 So you want us to just canoe away 888 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,920 and leave you to pirate? 889 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,920 No, what I'm saying is there's a serious imbAlydince 890 00:33:49,759 --> 00:33:52,400 within your whole establishment. 891 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,279 There's gotta be some give and take. 892 00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:55,400 It can't all be good. 893 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,960 And he's creating a problem 894 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,759 where there is currently not a problem. 895 00:34:00,759 --> 00:34:02,280 That sounds like the mayor. 896 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,600 Yeah, I agree that that's... 897 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,759 Well, what I'm saying is 898 00:34:06,759 --> 00:34:09,000 I can't just pull this ship out here. 899 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,440 So maybe, maybe if we let you go, 900 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:17,360 you can help us move on from this place. 901 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:21,039 We can go back to being river pirates. 902 00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:25,119 The stories you've heard of cannibals, not true. 903 00:34:25,519 --> 00:34:26,880 We come, we take. 904 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:27,719 They're not? 905 00:34:28,759 --> 00:34:29,799 I'm sorry. 906 00:34:29,799 --> 00:34:31,400 I'm sorry. 907 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,799 This is supposed to be the coolest 908 00:34:32,799 --> 00:34:34,319 cannibal pirating band. 909 00:34:34,319 --> 00:34:35,759 Look, we're still cool. 910 00:34:35,759 --> 00:34:36,599 We're still cool. 911 00:34:36,599 --> 00:34:37,440 See, we had the big party. 912 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,880 This was like false advertising. 913 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,920 But the party was sweet. 914 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,759 The party was sick. 915 00:34:40,759 --> 00:34:41,719 That was a good rage. 916 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:42,559 Party was sick. 917 00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:44,599 And then that jump I made right off the end there, 918 00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:45,679 that was pretty awesome. 919 00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:48,039 Yeah, that was really cool. 920 00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:50,319 So what I'm saying is we have some force. 921 00:34:50,319 --> 00:34:51,880 We've got some more recruits coming 922 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,079 in the next little while. 923 00:34:53,119 --> 00:34:55,599 Maybe we could help you. 924 00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:57,639 You know, it sounds like you've got some issues 925 00:34:57,639 --> 00:34:59,920 with the electoral system, too. 926 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:04,400 Maybe we could help you take down some of the forces 927 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,400 and just like get a new leader in place. 928 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,279 Can we have a minute to talk? 929 00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:13,719 Oh, of course, of course, of course. 930 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,400 I mean, back towards the end of the cave, right? 931 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,639 Not near the mouth. 932 00:35:18,639 --> 00:35:21,400 We're just gonna, Chogar, Bubblegar, 933 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,039 you just come down here, stand with me 934 00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:24,720 at the mouth of the cave. 935 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,480 That way they can't run past us, okay? 936 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 937 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,760 Great, great, great. 938 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,599 So how you guys been? 939 00:35:29,599 --> 00:35:32,519 Is it kind of drift off? 940 00:35:32,519 --> 00:35:34,760 Listen, I don't have a whole lot of life experience 941 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,599 like you guys do, 942 00:35:35,599 --> 00:35:38,119 but it kind of doesn't seem like a great idea 943 00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:41,880 to get a bad pirate guy 944 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,800 to help you with your government problem. 945 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,320 I think that's really very astute of you, Alydin. 946 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,000 I agree. Why is it beyond your years? 947 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:55,960 I think we don't want to replace the corrupt mayor 948 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,320 with explicitly pirates, 949 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,400 seems like maybe not an upgrade. 950 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,440 There's gotta be like, you know, 951 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,280 kind of like a happy middle to get to. 952 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,760 Like maybe if Bench could be the mayor, 953 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,599 that'd be real cool. 954 00:36:11,599 --> 00:36:13,440 I mean, he has talked about it before. 955 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,440 Wow, okay. 956 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,440 Well, that's something to think about for the future. 957 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,000 Right now, what are we gonna do? 958 00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:22,280 Lie. 959 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,840 Okay. 960 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,000 I love it. 961 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,920 Simple, easy. 962 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,320 We won't die, hopefully. 963 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,440 Okay. 964 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,000 Alydin, great plan. 965 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,840 We turn around. 966 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,159 You come into the conversation, 967 00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:35,679 so the smell is just like, 968 00:36:35,679 --> 00:36:37,840 that's what causes the two head thing? 969 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,320 Or so we've been told. 970 00:36:41,519 --> 00:36:43,280 It's like a curse on the whole area. 971 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,119 Yeah. 972 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:45,400 We'll do it. 973 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,239 Fair enough. 974 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:47,079 You'll do it. 975 00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:47,960 You'll do what, sorry. 976 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,840 Well, I mean, you let us go 977 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,880 and we will. 978 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,720 What do you want? 979 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,559 Sow the seeds of dissent. 980 00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:57,400 Stage a coup 981 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,840 so that you can draw distraction, 982 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,120 pull some sort of military force away from the city 983 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,640 so that we can leave this little island 984 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,160 because it's getting a little cramped, 985 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,440 a little smelly in this cave. 986 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,280 I don't know if you noticed. 987 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,400 Sorry about that. 988 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,240 It's Choda. 989 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,280 I like to run a cleaner. 990 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,160 How could you? 991 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,000 I have noticed. 992 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 I bathe three times a day. 993 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,840 You lie. 994 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,120 Three times a day? 995 00:37:22,559 --> 00:37:24,000 Wow. 996 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,039 So you cause distraction. 997 00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:28,760 We pull out 998 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,840 and we take down some of the barracks 999 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,680 that's over there. 1000 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,960 We've done a little recon. 1001 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,280 There's some barracks action over there. 1002 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,559 Drive some of the military away. 1003 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:41,480 We get away and then, you know, 1004 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,440 everything's in turmoil. 1005 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,160 They're screaming in the streets 1006 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,120 because they don't know what's going on. 1007 00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:48,440 The government's gonna fall 1008 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,079 and then somebody will step up 1009 00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:53,839 and take claim as their rightful place 1010 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:55,319 as mayor of Vintersmouth. 1011 00:37:55,319 --> 00:37:58,039 Sounds like a reasonable assumption. 1012 00:37:58,039 --> 00:37:59,199 Yeah, that all sounds great. 1013 00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:01,279 That sounds like a super great plan 1014 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,960 for the city where we all live. 1015 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,920 Okay, great. 1016 00:38:05,079 --> 00:38:07,079 So we're just gonna go then. 1017 00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:07,960 We'll just. 1018 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,920 Did you leave our boat there though? 1019 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:13,079 Oh, the lovely canoe. 1020 00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:14,239 Yes, yes. 1021 00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:15,079 We did pull it up 1022 00:38:15,079 --> 00:38:16,359 so it didn't drift away, you know, 1023 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,720 just in case we needed to use it later. 1024 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:19,680 But yeah, absolutely. 1025 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,480 It's just down there. 1026 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,880 And I've got your word on this, yes? 1027 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,800 Absolutely. 1028 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,800 Absolutely. 1029 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,559 All right, roll a joint deception check, please. 1030 00:38:28,559 --> 00:38:29,960 I can vouch for them too. 1031 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,800 They wouldn't lie. 1032 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,559 They're, you know. 1033 00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:33,400 With advantage. 1034 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,360 19, with advantage. 1035 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,200 With advantage? 1036 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,400 Oh, all right. 1037 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,360 Oh, not 19 or something. For 17. 1038 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,880 17 plus zero, 16. 1039 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,480 Hey, we like it. 1040 00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:47,320 Captain has rolled an insight of 10. 1041 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,159 Okay. 1042 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:52,320 So you all destroyed that. 1043 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,559 All right, we can trust them, right? 1044 00:38:54,559 --> 00:38:55,400 Yeah, yeah. 1045 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,240 Absolutely. 1046 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,280 They gave us sandwiches. 1047 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,400 They've been nothing but cordial the whole time. 1048 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,240 Perfect. 1049 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,840 Did you see the canoe, the craftsmanship on that? 1050 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,760 Like that's, yeah, that's. 1051 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,599 Yeah, they're giving us the VIP treatment, 1052 00:39:06,599 --> 00:39:07,440 one might say. 1053 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,400 Excellent, all right. 1054 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,599 Well, we will. 1055 00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:11,199 So here's the plan. 1056 00:39:11,199 --> 00:39:13,840 We'll stay in line and wait for your signal. 1057 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,240 At your signal. 1058 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,039 We will put our plan into action. 1059 00:39:18,039 --> 00:39:19,079 Hopefully our new recruits, 1060 00:39:19,079 --> 00:39:21,120 our other new recruits show up in the time. 1061 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,440 So we've got it back up to a full crew. 1062 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,720 I just need a few more. 1063 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,720 And then, you know, we'll be on our way. 1064 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,240 We'll be back out on the water, 1065 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:34,039 back doing our pirate thing, back, you know, 1066 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:37,440 giving, nope, there shouldn't even be military pirates. 1067 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,840 That just seems weird. 1068 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,800 Well, I think, yeah, 1069 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,240 that's something that is probably a problem. 1070 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,520 Like pretend pirates. 1071 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,920 Yeah, yeah. 1072 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,400 Anyways, that's all I'm saying is there's corruption. 1073 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,960 And I just didn't know if you knew 1074 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,000 that there was corruption within your government, 1075 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 you know, not everybody knows that sort of thing. 1076 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,320 I mean, I had a pretty good idea. 1077 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,160 Oh, you did. 1078 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,000 You did. 1079 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,760 What was the tip off for you? 1080 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,560 Well, just all the opulent spending and high taxes. 1081 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,400 Right? 1082 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,600 Like where are they even getting all of that? 1083 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,880 The amount of gold. 1084 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,040 Like only a pirate would have that much gold. 1085 00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:13,880 All right. 1086 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,679 We trust you implicitly, right? 1087 00:40:16,679 --> 00:40:18,239 He looks back at Cho-Gar and Bubble-Gar. 1088 00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:19,639 We trust them implicit. 1089 00:40:19,639 --> 00:40:21,119 Implicitly. 1090 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,679 Implicitably. 1091 00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:23,759 That's right. 1092 00:40:23,759 --> 00:40:25,199 So we're gonna let you go. 1093 00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:29,279 Is there anything that we can give you 1094 00:40:29,279 --> 00:40:31,960 to help you with your part of the plan? 1095 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:36,960 Well, my friend Calf has this really nice hammer. 1096 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:38,719 Oh, yeah. 1097 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,039 It's like just right over there. 1098 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:42,360 Like that you took from him? 1099 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:43,720 I couldn't get that. 1100 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,000 I'm so sorry. 1101 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,840 Could we have that? 1102 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,680 Yeah, I know. 1103 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,840 We could give you your stuff back. 1104 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,680 Yeah. 1105 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,519 You need anything else? 1106 00:40:49,519 --> 00:40:50,360 You need money? 1107 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,200 You need weapons? 1108 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,039 You need, I don't know. 1109 00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:54,559 What kind of arms you got following behind you? 1110 00:40:54,559 --> 00:40:57,680 Like we could outfit your entire establishment 1111 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,920 right here, right now. 1112 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,960 There's really great paintings back there too. 1113 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:01,800 I don't know. 1114 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,840 There's one of the captain right here. 1115 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,680 Let me tell you. 1116 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,519 It'll inspire you. 1117 00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:05,800 They're very scary. 1118 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,680 You could put paintings up all over town 1119 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,920 and it's just like hints and signs 1120 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,240 that the pirates are trying to make their way back in. 1121 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,079 I like that. 1122 00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:15,159 And then they'll be like, yeah. 1123 00:41:15,159 --> 00:41:17,119 Maybe some money to bribe people. 1124 00:41:17,119 --> 00:41:17,960 Oh. 1125 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:18,800 Uh-huh. 1126 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,800 Money tucks. 1127 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,760 Okay, okay. 1128 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,920 Money, paintings. 1129 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,760 I haven't had underwear in 12 years. 1130 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,440 You're 14. 1131 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,400 Since you were two. 1132 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,480 It's been a while. 1133 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,320 Same pair. 1134 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,139 No pair. 1135 00:41:31,139 --> 00:41:31,980 Damn. 1136 00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:32,960 Just going commando. 1137 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,840 Wow, wow. 1138 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,519 It's breezy. 1139 00:41:35,519 --> 00:41:37,480 Well, let me see what we can find. 1140 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,840 We probably have some underwear that we can provide. 1141 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:44,600 Yeah, I mean, you, uh, uh, uh, uh, a tober. 1142 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,519 You just give them your underwear. 1143 00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:47,360 Tober. 1144 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,200 Yeah. 1145 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,960 Excuse me, you want me to get, 1146 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,120 do you want my underwear? 1147 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,120 I do not want his underwear. 1148 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,559 Uh, he doesn't want my underwear. 1149 00:41:57,559 --> 00:42:01,160 All right, well, we'll find you some underwear. 1150 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,680 They send some guys down 1151 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,280 and they come back with crates full as a, um. 1152 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,120 Of underwear. 1153 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,880 Of underwear specifically. 1154 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,280 Crates full of underwear. 1155 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,800 You have underwear for a lifetime if you wanted it. 1156 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,160 But also the, they bring back paintings. 1157 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,880 You've got this huge pile of stuff 1158 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,400 that they put on this raft 1159 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,920 and then they tie to the end of your canoe. 1160 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,240 Is there gold in there? 1161 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,400 Yeah, there's some gold in there. 1162 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,240 Yeah, yeah. 1163 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,400 For the bribery. 1164 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,760 Of course, for the bribery. 1165 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,720 Greased fingers. 1166 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,840 Well, you know, we're a little bit late. 1167 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,240 We haven't done a lot of, uh. 1168 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,640 Well, you've been out of work. 1169 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,760 We're trying to get back into the game. 1170 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,960 There's probably 75 gold in there. 1171 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,040 That should get you pretty far, I would think. 1172 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,240 You know, we need some. 1173 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,640 We gotta make our trip into town, 1174 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,000 get some food here in a little while. 1175 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,840 So, maybe I'll see you around 1176 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,480 before, you know, before the old signal goes. 1177 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,200 How many days do you think this is gonna take? 1178 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,720 Like, are we talking, like, 1179 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,800 what are you doing tomorrow? 1180 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,400 Oh, I don't think we'll be ready by tomorrow. 1181 00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,380 If we're doing a whole, like, 1182 00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:02,480 Psy-op with the paintings and the rumors 1183 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,320 and the bribery. 1184 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,160 Yeah, right, right. 1185 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,000 I think we're looking at, um. 1186 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,400 Oh, you gotta let it sit. 1187 00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:08,000 A while. 1188 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,680 Yeah, that's like a set the stage 1189 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,800 and see how it plays out sort of thing. 1190 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,240 Yeah, we're gonna play the long game. 1191 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,960 And we can make sure at the end of it, 1192 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,160 they all know it was orchestrated by you. 1193 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,760 Me, Captain Jack and Cho-gar Bubblegar. 1194 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,400 I thought you were Captain Jacob. 1195 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,240 I wanna make sure we're clear about that. 1196 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,240 Captain Jake, Captain Jacob and Cho-gar Bubblegar. 1197 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,160 Just if we're gonna start a rumor, I wanna. 1198 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,480 Yeah, no, we gotta make sure. 1199 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,320 Make sure it's the right name. 1200 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,160 You know, it's like what people close to it. 1201 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,079 It's a short name, pseudonym, yeah. 1202 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,480 Captain Jacob, that's me, that's me. 1203 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,319 All right, well, this is sounding like a great plan. 1204 00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:44,079 I trust you all like you're my children. 1205 00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:45,239 As you should. 1206 00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:46,079 Thank you. 1207 00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:48,159 So you've got everything you need. 1208 00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:50,840 You know where to find us if anything goes awry. 1209 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,679 Like send message back, okay? 1210 00:43:53,679 --> 00:43:54,519 You know what? 1211 00:43:54,519 --> 00:43:56,559 Strategically, you'll be, 1212 00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:58,119 if we don't hear from you, 1213 00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:00,759 some of our people up here, 1214 00:44:00,759 --> 00:44:01,960 you'll be reached out to 1215 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,119 just to see how the plan is coming along. 1216 00:44:05,159 --> 00:44:07,279 Okay, great. 1217 00:44:07,279 --> 00:44:09,799 We'll keep it incognito real down low. 1218 00:44:09,799 --> 00:44:12,920 Nobody's gonna know that there's pirates among them. 1219 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,639 We've been here the whole time. 1220 00:44:15,639 --> 00:44:16,480 Okay, great. 1221 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,319 I mean, it's getting dark, 1222 00:44:17,319 --> 00:44:21,960 so we should probably just paddle on off home, you know? 1223 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,799 Okay. 1224 00:44:22,799 --> 00:44:24,719 Hey, are there any monsters in this lake? 1225 00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,319 Oh yeah, just a couple. 1226 00:44:27,199 --> 00:44:28,839 Do it. 1227 00:44:28,839 --> 00:44:29,960 Yeah, they're big ones too. 1228 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,719 You probably wanna get back before it's dark 1229 00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,400 cause that's when they really come out. 1230 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,239 Great, great, great. 1231 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,720 Oh my God, I'm gonna tell the others. 1232 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,280 Captain Jacob goes back up the gangplank, 1233 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,120 leaving you with Chogar and Bubblegar here 1234 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,160 to help you get back into the water. 1235 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,520 Oh yeah, do you think if we get in, 1236 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,000 could you just push us, 1237 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,240 just push us off like you did last time? 1238 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,960 Yeah, do you want us to come with you maybe? 1239 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,800 I mean, we thought this was gonna be 1240 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:58,840 a whole cannibal thing, 1241 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,240 but it's not a cannibal thing. 1242 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,480 So I'm a little disappointed. 1243 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,320 Let me just say, 1244 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,200 to be perfectly clear, 1245 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,960 not what we signed up for. 1246 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,559 Color me disappointed as well. 1247 00:45:08,559 --> 00:45:09,800 Yeah. 1248 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,160 And you guys are gonna be coming across 1249 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,400 bodies and stuff like that. 1250 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,160 We could just be in the background. 1251 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,920 We don't have to interfere with you guys all that much 1252 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,680 and then we just come in and grab a little snack. 1253 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,519 Clean up crew. 1254 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:21,800 I'm gonna be honest, 1255 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,960 I don't come across a lot of bodies. 1256 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,800 I don't know if- 1257 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,400 Yeah, no, not in my day-to-day. 1258 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,240 Yeah. 1259 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,280 Not in your day-to-day. 1260 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,920 We're gonna change it from the inside, you know? 1261 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,920 Like, you know. 1262 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,400 I mean, you could ride back with us 1263 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,159 and then just keep heading south on the River River 1264 00:45:39,159 --> 00:45:40,519 and see if you find, like, 1265 00:45:40,519 --> 00:45:42,599 kind of the more cannibal vibe you're looking for 1266 00:45:42,599 --> 00:45:44,039 on a different ship. 1267 00:45:44,039 --> 00:45:46,119 Up to you, but- 1268 00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:49,280 I will say this captain's not about the cannibal stuff. 1269 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,119 No. 1270 00:45:50,119 --> 00:45:52,200 I was kind of here for the cannibal stuff. 1271 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,400 Yeah. 1272 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,079 Did the letter say cannibal stuff? 1273 00:45:57,159 --> 00:45:59,639 Look at this gorgeous painting right here. 1274 00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:02,759 I mean, this is the legend, the mythos around them. 1275 00:46:02,759 --> 00:46:06,480 And it's just, I think we should maybe give them a shot. 1276 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,079 We'll see what this captain, Captain Jack Spare, 1277 00:46:10,079 --> 00:46:13,960 or Captain Jacob has going for him. 1278 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,319 Yeah, buddy, don't give up on him yet. 1279 00:46:16,319 --> 00:46:17,159 Yeah. Okay. 1280 00:46:17,159 --> 00:46:18,239 We'll get to eat somebody someday. 1281 00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:19,400 I'll tell you what. 1282 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,839 And then we'll go swimming, huh? 1283 00:46:21,839 --> 00:46:23,440 That's right. 1284 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,599 I hope that for you. 1285 00:46:26,599 --> 00:46:27,599 And you. 1286 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:33,319 And as you push the canoe out into the water, 1287 00:46:33,319 --> 00:46:36,239 you're a little weighed down now with this raft of 1288 00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,799 a whole lot of stuff behind you. 1289 00:46:39,799 --> 00:46:41,119 Guys, we walked here. 1290 00:46:41,119 --> 00:46:46,000 You begin paddling back to Cesserus Gardens 1291 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,279 as Cho'gar and Bubblegar are waving at you 1292 00:46:49,279 --> 00:46:52,199 and getting smaller and smaller in the distance. 1293 00:46:52,199 --> 00:46:55,519 So we're definitely gonna have to report this, right? 1294 00:46:55,519 --> 00:46:56,719 Well. 1295 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,560 Just keep smiling and waving as we go, though. 1296 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,400 Okay. 1297 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,240 See you guys. 1298 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,080 Bye. 1299 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:02,920 Bye, new friends. 1300 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:03,760 I never want to see them again. 1301 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:04,600 Bye-bye. 1302 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,680 See you soon. 1303 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,720 That sound echoes over the water. 1304 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:10,080 And as you get about halfway and you see 1305 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,560 Cesserus Gardens off into the distance, 1306 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:16,880 we see just a quick movement in the water behind you. 1307 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,240 Oh, fuck. 1308 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:21,960 Last episode, we just got eaten by a sea monster. 1309 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:22,800 Yep. 1310 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:27,800 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season three, episode 19, 1311 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,680 starring Amy More as Alydin, 1312 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,160 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, 1313 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,600 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 1314 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,480 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, 1315 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,400 with special guests from Looters. 1316 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,880 It's a sci-fi Western TTRPG actual play podcast 1317 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,160 using the Stars Without Numbers gaming system. 1318 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,280 That's Ian Overton as Bubblegar 1319 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,440 and Matthew Aberly as Cho-Gar 1320 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,680 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 1321 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,680 Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted 1322 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,800 and sound design by Russ More. 1323 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,040 This episode featured music 1324 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,519 from Epidemic Sound and Slipstream 1325 00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:06,600 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 1326 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,000 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 1327 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,360 Our amazing cover art and character designs 1328 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,519 are by Matt Garbutt. 1329 00:48:12,519 --> 00:48:14,840 And a huge thank you to our supporting producers, 1330 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,920 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, Cat Waterflame, 1331 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,800 Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, 1332 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,920 Anger on Kiersen, Perry Matey, 1333 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,480 Craig Zeiss, Old School Gamer D, 1334 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,360 L.A. 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