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Hey, Dumbgeons and Dragons will start very soon.

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The three of you have heard there's a new bakery in town, the delightful Those Buns

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Dough, and you have all met in the morning on this fine weekend and are.

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You're missing a person.

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I thought I thought Bizard was was going to meet us, wasn't he?

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Well, I mean, he like wouldn't stop talking about going to this bakery.

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So I'm shocked he's not here.

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He's the one that told us about the grand opening.

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So I just assumed.

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I don't know.

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Maybe he had like a last minute rush order.

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I don't know.

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You either love carbs or you don't love carbs.

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It's true, but he loves carbs.

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I mean, we all love carbs.

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Then where is he?

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I don't know.

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I pictured like magic would take you like advanced planning and things.

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So like our rush orders things.

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Is that possible?

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Honestly, I have no idea.

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We should ask him when he gets here or when we see him next, because I'm going

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to be honest, I have no idea how magic works like at all.

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Maybe he was in some kind of like a dance fight competition because, you

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know, like from his school, maybe he still like meets up with the with the

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old crew.

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Oh, sure.

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Yeah.

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Mayor stuff.

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I mean, there's a lot of options.

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He's he's a busy guy.

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Secret lover.

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We don't know.

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We don't know him that well.

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Never even asked if he has a lover secret or not.

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I think that's going to be the first question we should ask him when we see

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him though.

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I don't know.

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It seems rude.

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I think the first thing we should do is tell him how delicious those

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buns dough is, even if it's not.

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I bet it's going to be though, right?

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Yeah, it's definitely going to be.

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Can you smell?

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It smells so good.

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We cut to the magic closet.

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Mm, bizarre.

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You are walking up to the door as you normally do in the morning.

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That's a weekend.

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So you're going in ahead of meeting up with your friends and your head down,

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getting your keys and you look up and there's a letter nailed to the door.

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Oh damn, what?

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OK, what is this?

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Pull the letter down.

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You open it up and inside is very simple message says meet Kenny in two days.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, things are I need to start planning for this meeting.

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Um, what do I have to do today?

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I mean, stores ready to go.

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What was I about to do?

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I'm sure I'll remember later.

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I need to I need to start planning.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast,

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and I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

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He him also with me today is Amy More as Alydin.

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She her.

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He's our other monsters in this week.

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Carla Max dead as Bonwyn Everbane.

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She her first question.

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Are you a river pirates?

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Because legally you have to tell us before we help you.

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Tom Laird as Kavlar in Gold Weave.

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He him.

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Well, interesting that you said you voted for different people.

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Did you have to vote at the same time or?

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Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard.

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He him.

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What do I have to do today?

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I'm sure I'll remember later.

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I need to I need to start planning with special guests from looters.

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Ian Overton and Matthew Aberle is bubble gar and show gar.

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Well, it's because you have the finesse to handle it.

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See, I'm much more coordinated.

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It's not it's not a finesse issue.

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It's a mass issue.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast.

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You can join us today at Patreon dot com slash dumb

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dragon cast if you're liking the adventure.

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No pressure.

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And now, fuck it, let's play.

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It is a beautiful weekend morning

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and Bonwyn and Kavlaran Alydin

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have gone down and picked up

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lovely coffee and pastries or juice and pastries for Alydin,

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who may not have developed the bitter taste of coffee.

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I don't know. Maybe it's coffee.

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I don't know. Maybe.

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OK, then it's all coffee.

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Everybody's got a coffee.

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Everybody's having a great time.

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But you just picked it up from the newly opened

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those buns dough, which is a lovely bakery

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that has just opened up in Vintersmouth.

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And as you're walking down to the docks

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to just kind of watch the river and the sunrise

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and see who's out and about on this fine day,

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you see a couple of very interesting characters.

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The first is a a small gnome.

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And I say small because the individual who's beside them

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is quite large by comparison.

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And they have two heads.

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If you, Matthew and Ian, could describe your character.

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All right. Well, first off, we're like six foot four.

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We're huge. We're gigantic.

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And we're like one and one half of us, I'd say.

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The half that's Matthew's side is it's really ripped.

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It's very muscular. Don't get me wrong.

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I'm muscular as well.

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However, it's like it's more like some leakage.

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There's some leakage over there.

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There's some leakage.

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I'm the I guess what you'd call my side's the more

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it's the brains and the bra.

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Best of both worlds.

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But we're a giant etingling and we have two heads.

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And when you see on the very brawny side

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of this creature is totally shaved bald head,

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a bunch of sort of like runic tattoos

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all over the just the head down to the neck.

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And it looks like it clearly stops wherever it looks like.

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There's a you know, like when you're sleeping in bed with someone,

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there's a clear line of the halfway point,

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like clearly where the the less brawny side exists.

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There's no tattoos at all. Completely stops.

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But there's a lot of veins on that head

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because that brain is just thinking so hard.

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It's really it's really using all of its brainpower because it's.

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Yeah, the one head is actually quite a bit larger than the brawny head.

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Like the brawny head, honestly, looks really small.

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Like everyone's just seen like like an ogre

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and their head's just too small for their body.

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That's his side. My side, however, is huge.

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It's you can tell there's a lot of stuff going on in there.

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A lot of things with a with a really thin neck that supports.

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Barely supports it.

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So these are the two individuals, call them three individuals you see.

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And they're holding up a sign.

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And on this sign is scrawled the words new in town, period.

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Snake Isle, question mark.

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People are walking past them a little bit taken aback

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because ettlings aren't very common at all in this world.

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I mean, you may have heard, depending on your history role,

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may have heard stories of them, but likely none of you have ever seen them

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outside of some scrawling in a book or something like that.

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Yes. Same question I was going to ask at that, Amy.

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Clarification, I.S.L.E. or A.I.

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We've made this mistake before.

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Please be very clear with the spelling.

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Are we going shopping or are we going on a trip?

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Well, roll history.

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That's the answer to the quick question. I.S.L.E.

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We fucked up a game before.

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Yeah, the three of you can roll history.

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See what we know about Snake Isle.

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Snake Isle.

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That is a 15 for me.

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I love it.

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Oh, 18. 14.

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All right.

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All right. So all basically the same, which makes total sense

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because Snake Isle there.

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So in the middle of Lake Vogtig,

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which is the lake off of Vintersmouth itself,

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that feeds out of the River River,

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there are three unique and individual small islands.

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And they call this the Snake Isle.

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So it is a well-known source.

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And of course, you all know it very well.

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But that's where it is.

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Do you think they're looking for Snake Isle?

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Do you think they want to go there?

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They just want directions.

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Do they know it's right there?

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Or just information about it, maybe?

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I mean, we could ask.

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Hey, excuse me. Hey.

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Oh, hi.

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Excuse me. Oh, they're talking to us.

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They're talking to us.

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Maybe. OK, you play cool, everybody.

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We're cool. I'm super cool.

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I know how to be cool. Yeah, we're super cool.

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Yeah. OK.

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Shut up, Cho'gar.

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My god, Tali.

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Just don't tell me to shut up, Bubblegar.

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I'm sorry, I'm the gnome beside them.

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Gnome beside them.

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Yes, there's a gnome beside them as well.

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Sorry, I thought you were Tali, my best buddy.

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I was like, shut up.

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Also, shut up, stranger.

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Just yelling at those strangers.

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Shut up, stranger.

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Excuse me.

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My name's not Tali.

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My name's Tauber.

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Uh, you can introduce yourself.

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I did that last time, and they plunked me into the ground.

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So as you were.

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This is Bonwyn.

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Hi.

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Alydin kind of like backs up, does not want to get

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crushed into the ground.

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Alydin, Kavlaran, are you looking for snake isles or?

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Looking in a sense of the term.

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OK, like do you need someone to take you there?

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We're on a magnificent quest, illustrious,

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one might call it.

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We're in search of this legendary bachelor party.

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And we heard it's going to be one

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of the most festive and elegant nights of the year.

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And we would be so gracious if we

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could have your assistance helping us find this place.

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Yeah, we're trying to rage.

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Fuck yeah, dude.

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OK, um, like a ton of experience in that neighborhood.

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I mean, you know, party, I mean a little bit,

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but like rage is a it's like a upper tier that I,

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I mean, personally, I haven't gone to.

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You can get there, brother.

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Oh, I love I love the confidence.

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We can take you there.

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The more the merrier.

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I want to go too.

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Oh, Alydin, I don't think that bachelor party probably

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is really the best place for you to go.

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Everybody's welcome at a bachelor party.

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Yeah, right.

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Of course.

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OK, I mean, she has a literal child, but, um,

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so you need what, like a guide,

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a guide to the Snake Isles.

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I'm not a child, I'm 14.

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I apologize, Alydin, you're right.

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Yes, yes, somebody, as we're new in town here,

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we just got off one of these lovely ships over here.

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He points back and there's a ship that's pulling away

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and going back up the river.

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That one right there, we got off

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and they told us to come to, he pulls out a scroll,

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Lake Vochtig, Snake Isle, near Vintersmouth.

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Somebody will help you.

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And maybe maybe that somebody's you.

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OK, first question.

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Are you river pirates?

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Because legally, you have to tell us before we have to.

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That's true. You do have to tell us.

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We're not pirates.

259
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No, no, not pirates.

260
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,080
I hate pirates.

261
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,080
They really upset me.

262
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,440
Pirates murdered his family.

263
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,480
We are not pirates.

264
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,360
Are.

265
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,240
See what you did there?

266
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,360
I saw what you did there.

267
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,280
Could I ask a DM question?

268
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,639
Well, this is actually more for the players,

269
00:11:34,639 --> 00:11:37,879
but what do Cho'gar and Bubblegar

270
00:11:37,879 --> 00:11:39,600
see who are talking to us?

271
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,160
Oh, great question.

272
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,400
I'm a 14-year-old half elf.

273
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,120
OK.

274
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,800
So short stature, super skinny.

275
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,440
I'm a street kid.

276
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:55,120
Short red hair and just pretty like hopped up on caffeine.

277
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,320
Carries a bucket.

278
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,760
Oh, yeah, no, I've got a bucket.

279
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,520
Carries a bucket.

280
00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,120
Don't forget about the bucket.

281
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,160
Are you wearing the bucket?

282
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,320
There's a lot of different things in the bucket.

283
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,240
No, no, no.

284
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,560
It's just like attached to my belt.

285
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,040
It's like a side bag.

286
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,240
Yeah, there's stuff in there.

287
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,440
Imagine like, absolutely.

288
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,440
Hell yeah.

289
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,160
OK, so 14-year-old half elf.

290
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,720
We've heard the 14-year-old part.

291
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:15,480
Yeah.

292
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,320
Yeah, canonically.

293
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,600
Dwarf blacksmith.

294
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:23,840
So short, round, gives a good hug.

295
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,279
You don't know that yet, but that's what I look like.

296
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,440
I look warm and cozy.

297
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,480
Warm and cozy, great.

298
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,159
So it's a very small party thus far.

299
00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:33,080
I feel like we're kind of towering over everybody.

300
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,279
Show off Bubblegar.

301
00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:35,000
Yeah, yeah.

302
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,159
Sure.

303
00:12:36,159 --> 00:12:41,040
Half elf, bit of a thicker gentleman as well.

304
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,560
Sports a beard.

305
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:46,720
Looks like he could be fun if he wasn't in office mode,

306
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,000
which he is like 80% of the time.

307
00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:50,240
But it's the weekend.

308
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:50,759
And?

309
00:12:50,759 --> 00:12:52,080
Oh.

310
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,279
Oh, we definitely, yeah, we've got

311
00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:54,879
to take this guy to the bachelor party.

312
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:56,039
Yeah, absolutely.

313
00:12:56,039 --> 00:12:56,720
100%.

314
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,919
Last time you went to a party,

315
00:12:57,919 --> 00:12:59,200
he got a tattoo on his back.

316
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,600
That is true.

317
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,120
Can we see the tattoo?

318
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,200
I mean, I guess.

319
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:05,679
Come on.

320
00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:06,399
For sure.

321
00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:07,159
OK, all right.

322
00:13:07,159 --> 00:13:08,360
Show us.

323
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,399
And yeah, Kav turns around, takes his shirt off

324
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,720
so you can see his back.

325
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,320
And Alydin, why don't you tell the fine folks

326
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,000
what they see?

327
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,600
Is it page one or page two?

328
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,360
It was page two.

329
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,080
I can't remember.

330
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:24,800
Page two of a contract with some paperwork.

331
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,879
So yeah, there's two other dudes out there

332
00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:31,440
with page one and page three.

333
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,879
He takes his job really seriously.

334
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,120
That's right.

335
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,800
That's some sick line work, man.

336
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,720
Oh, thank you.

337
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,440
Thank you.

338
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,600
So yeah, you're all from around here.

339
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,519
You know where, and he looks back at the thing,

340
00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:45,080
Snake Isle is?

341
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,639
Yeah, I mean, my folks were tired down at Lake Votig,

342
00:13:47,639 --> 00:13:52,240
so yeah, I definitely know the way there.

343
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:56,120
And then there is a few, there's no official transit,

344
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,879
but there's some folks with boats

345
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:01,319
who will run little water taxis, essentially, I think,

346
00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:02,480
for people to get out there.

347
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,679
Oh, that seems reasonable.

348
00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:04,720
I like a water taxi.

349
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,720
I like that.

350
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,439
Yeah, we like that.

351
00:14:07,439 --> 00:14:09,679
We like that, guys, water taxis

352
00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:12,000
and take these fine folks with us over to Snake Isle.

353
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,720
Yeah, we'll take them to their first bachelor party.

354
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,399
Their very first bachelor party.

355
00:14:15,399 --> 00:14:16,639
Yes.

356
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,559
Rage.

357
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,199
Where do you want to, I mean,

358
00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:25,399
Bond, when you know the area probably best,

359
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:28,000
where do you want to go to take these fine folks?

360
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,399
I know the area best.

361
00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:31,919
We haven't explored this area of the map,

362
00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:34,319
whereas none of us know anything.

363
00:14:34,319 --> 00:14:35,159
I know.

364
00:14:35,159 --> 00:14:38,840
But canonically, my parents have retired there,

365
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:43,360
so I feel like they are in a little place on the lake.

366
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:46,759
There's probably like 40 other little houses down there,

367
00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:50,399
and they have a communal games room and things like that,

368
00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:52,480
but each in their own little spot.

369
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,240
So, I mean, there's road access down to there

370
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,000
and then sort of all around the lake, let's say.

371
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,840
Yeah.

372
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,240
So, I don't know.

373
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,519
Is there a little town down there?

374
00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:02,759
We have not established that.

375
00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:03,600
Probably just like-

376
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,279
Yeah, there's like a bedroom community of sorts,

377
00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:10,440
I would say, specifically for perhaps retirees.

378
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,560
That's where they ship all your retirees off to

379
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,760
is the other side of the lake.

380
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,720
Get out of town, stop taking up space,

381
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,080
and go to the other side of the lake.

382
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,160
So, yes, let's go visit Bonwyn's parents.

383
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,960
Well, that's very lovely of you.

384
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,800
I look forward to this.

385
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,840
All right, pick up our bags, guys,

386
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,200
and I'll hop on your back like usual,

387
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,280
and away we go.

388
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,160
I like it when you're up here.

389
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,720
It feels like we have another brother.

390
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,360
A third head, one might say.

391
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,840
Three heads.

392
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,720
You know, three heads is better than two,

393
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,560
is what they say.

394
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,400
They do say that.

395
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,360
Specifically these two.

396
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,200
Yeah, these guys never get along.

397
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,039
It's fine.

398
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,440
You lead the way.

399
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,720
You give us the sites as we go,

400
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,759
because this is an entirely new place for us.

401
00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:53,399
We come from Scheitz Creek over on the other side

402
00:15:53,399 --> 00:15:54,600
of the May Mountains.

403
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,720
Have you heard of it?

404
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,800
I have not heard of that.

405
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,080
That's a nice place, or?

406
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,680
Smells terrible.

407
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,519
Beautiful.

408
00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:04,720
Smells terrible, but lovely place.

409
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,720
Like just, for your eyes, a magnificent.

410
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,759
Just got a new mayor.

411
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,039
Mayor, great leader.

412
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:12,879
This is what they call him.

413
00:16:12,879 --> 00:16:14,440
He's really turning the place around.

414
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,600
Said he's gonna take care of the smell.

415
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,440
Believe it when I see it though.

416
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,279
I didn't vote for him.

417
00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:19,200
Because it's pretty embedded.

418
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,480
I did.

419
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,560
You think you'd be nose blind to that after a while,

420
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,120
but it's so powerful, hey?

421
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:24,960
You just.

422
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,560
It is pungent, let me tell you.

423
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,440
There's like some gases in the lake,

424
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,639
some like sulfur, some,

425
00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,159
I don't know exactly what it is,

426
00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:33,480
but 10 miles away you're gonna smell it.

427
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,759
It's terrible.

428
00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:36,240
Great hot springs though.

429
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,080
Great hot springs.

430
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,440
Oh my god. Oh, okay, yeah.

431
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,680
Good place to stretch out.

432
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,000
Have some alone time.

433
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:42,440
Not that I can ever get that.

434
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,960
Me neither.

435
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,120
Well, interesting that you said

436
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,679
you voted for different people.

437
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:48,480
Did you have to vote at the same time?

438
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,159
Or one of you would like turn their head away

439
00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:53,120
and then the other scribble down a name

440
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:53,960
on a piece of paper.

441
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,080
How does that work?

442
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,120
We count as a half vote in our community.

443
00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:00,200
So each vote of ours is like 0.5.

444
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,039
Okay.

445
00:17:01,039 --> 00:17:02,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

446
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,159
Very cool.

447
00:17:03,159 --> 00:17:04,279
I don't mean to sound,

448
00:17:04,279 --> 00:17:06,559
I'm gonna try and ask this delicately.

449
00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:09,159
We don't have many single body,

450
00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:12,319
two head folks here in our town.

451
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:13,399
Is that pretty common?

452
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:15,839
Where you guys come from?

453
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,639
Yeah, no, it's super common.

454
00:17:17,639 --> 00:17:19,679
Yeah, no, the people like this are,

455
00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:21,480
yeah, everybody's like two heads.

456
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,960
Yeah. Wow.

457
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,159
Lots of heads everywhere.

458
00:17:24,159 --> 00:17:25,720
Lots of heads, so many heads.

459
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,720
It's really disembodied.

460
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,519
If one of you gets a cold,

461
00:17:28,519 --> 00:17:29,839
do you both get a cold?

462
00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,039
He gets cold all the time.

463
00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:32,159
I never get sick. No, no, I don't.

464
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:33,799
I know, that doesn't happen

465
00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:35,519
to what you're talking about.

466
00:17:35,519 --> 00:17:37,000
You can hear it in the sinuses.

467
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,200
All right, I sound fine.

468
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,720
I might.

469
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,759
You hear that?

470
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,839
I am breathing clear right now.

471
00:17:42,839 --> 00:17:44,079
Powerful breathing.

472
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:44,920
Powerful.

473
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,319
It must be the clear lake air that's rolling in

474
00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:49,759
that's really cleared them out.

475
00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:50,599
We might, you know,

476
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:52,559
we might hang out here a little while,

477
00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:54,720
just after the bachelor party.

478
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,599
Yeah. Right?

479
00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:56,440
Yeah.

480
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,240
It's a lovely location.

481
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,000
So we're like, I guess, walking,

482
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:01,920
bruising down.

483
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,279
We're on the boardwalk now.

484
00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:04,119
There's a boardwalk.

485
00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:04,960
There's a boardwalk.

486
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,960
It is disrepair,

487
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,360
because we are on the,

488
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,960
not the noble side of the river.

489
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,799
We're on the regular folks side of the river,

490
00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:15,120
but yeah, there's the boardwalk.

491
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:15,960
Oh yeah.

492
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,440
It's nice.

493
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,160
Just like some shady carnival games

494
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,000
along there.

495
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,840
Can we play some games?

496
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,000
Questionable ice cream shop.

497
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,840
We can't game.

498
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,680
I want to play a game.

499
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,039
I want to win a stuffed animal.

500
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,400
You didn't let me win one last time

501
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,440
and now you're gaining my way again.

502
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,279
I don't know why you do this all the time.

503
00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:33,079
You have terrible hand-eye coordination,

504
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:33,919
bubble guard.

505
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:35,599
It takes the amount of money we waste

506
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:37,919
with you playing is insulting.

507
00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:39,319
That's cause you never let me try.

508
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,279
You've never let me grow.

509
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,919
You've never wanted me to succeed.

510
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,599
I can't believe you.

511
00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:45,480
I have nothing to do with your vision.

512
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,199
Guys, we can fight about this later.

513
00:18:47,199 --> 00:18:48,439
You did lose a lot of money

514
00:18:48,439 --> 00:18:49,679
in that last town we were in,

515
00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:51,359
trying to put the rings on the bottles.

516
00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:52,199
I was so close.

517
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,720
I was so close.

518
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,559
Like 50 gold.

519
00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:58,079
You hit the floor more than you didn't.

520
00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,919
But that last one.

521
00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:01,359
It wasn't even close.

522
00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:02,759
That was all me.

523
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,559
It's a team effort.

524
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:05,480
It's a team effort.

525
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,720
We combined our efforts.

526
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,359
Oh my God, if Tally was attached to me,

527
00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:10,240
I think I'd kill it.

528
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,240
Oh, we've tried.

529
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,279
Well, most days, most weeks for sure.

530
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,640
Yeah, it gets real ruckus, you know.

531
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,279
Right about the middle of the week,

532
00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:19,879
they just had enough with each other

533
00:19:19,879 --> 00:19:20,839
and then it resets.

534
00:19:20,839 --> 00:19:22,720
You know, they have a little alone time.

535
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,680
They turn their heads away from each other

536
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,079
and think about what they've done.

537
00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:29,039
And then we go along our way,

538
00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:30,240
lather, rinse, repeat.

539
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,680
And how did you all meet?

540
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,680
Oh, bachelor party.

541
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,160
We're siblings.

542
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,000
Bachelor party.

543
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,360
Wife long friendships made.

544
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,200
That's nice.

545
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,160
That's right.

546
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,000
Could be you guys.

547
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,960
We don't know, you know.

548
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,759
If you guys like raging with us,

549
00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:45,680
it could just be, you know,

550
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,080
this is the new bachelor party crew.

551
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,400
Rage.

552
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,920
We just go bachelor party to bachelor party.

553
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,759
I can rage.

554
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,400
Yeah, yeah.

555
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,600
You got a small frame.

556
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,920
There's probably a lot of rage

557
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,279
built up inside of you.

558
00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:01,120
You have no idea.

559
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,360
You could turn into one of these guys

560
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,600
when you grow up.

561
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,440
What?

562
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,280
Really?

563
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,120
Who wouldn't want to be one of us?

564
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:07,960
I wouldn't want to.

565
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,000
If you come to Scheitz Creek,

566
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,200
I mean, just about everybody has two heads.

567
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,880
So maybe you'll get an extra head too.

568
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,800
Is it because of the smell?

569
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,640
Yeah.

570
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,480
Something like that.

571
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,320
Yeah.

572
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,360
I haven't really thought about that before.

573
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,880
So it's a punishment to get a second head

574
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,520
because then you have an extra nose

575
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,120
because of the terrible smell.

576
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,400
What happens when you need to go to the bathroom?

577
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,480
Have you ever kissed anybody?

578
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,960
What do you do when someone else is kissing

579
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,759
and they're attached to you?

580
00:20:32,759 --> 00:20:33,600
He made me watch.

581
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,160
Oh, that's real weird.

582
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,720
I thought like maybe you put a bag on your head

583
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,559
or something.

584
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:40,400
I thought I tried to, I tried.

585
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,960
He wouldn't let me though.

586
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,799
We usually stand in doorways.

587
00:20:43,799 --> 00:20:45,279
He stands on the other side.

588
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:47,720
That's a practical solution, of course.

589
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:52,720
We cut ahead to Bonwyn's parents' retirement community.

590
00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:58,079
You are walking along the road

591
00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:00,480
that winds along Lake Vogtig.

592
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:04,559
Off in the distance, you can see the faint outline

593
00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:08,799
of some islands in the middle of the lake.

594
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:10,880
As you get closer to the community,

595
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:15,880
you see that there are lovely log cabins.

596
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:20,400
There's little fires going, people out,

597
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,360
tossing horseshoes.

598
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,920
There's this nice arch that you walk up to.

599
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,559
This entire time, I've been asking

600
00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:29,880
just the most inappropriate questions.

601
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,200
We come up to the arch and I'm like,

602
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,600
so do you have to like rock, paper, scissors

603
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,760
for who wipes your butt?

604
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,400
No, he always does.

605
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,120
Well, it's because you don't have the finesse to handle it.

606
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,240
See, I'm much more coordinated.

607
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,520
It's not a finesse issue, it's a mass issue.

608
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:47,520
I can't turn, can't rotate well to my side.

609
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,840
Yeah, his bicep can hardly touch his back.

610
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,880
It's really embarrassing.

611
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,080
I mean, he's like stiff.

612
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,080
Imagine riding a run with this guy.

613
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:55,920
Are you kidding me?

614
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,680
Is that why you walk with your arm out like this?

615
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,280
And as you're walking up to the arch,

616
00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:01,599
you see a sign that says the name

617
00:22:01,599 --> 00:22:03,039
of the retirement community.

618
00:22:03,039 --> 00:22:04,960
And what's that called, Carla?

619
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,759
Cesarus Gardens is what the thing says.

620
00:22:08,759 --> 00:22:09,599
This thing.

621
00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:11,599
That's what the sign says when we approach.

622
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:15,160
Cesarus Gardens, where we send our old people,

623
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,879
is the motto below the sign.

624
00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:18,039
Perfect.

625
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:20,039
When you're here, you're old.

626
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,639
I'm feeling it already.

627
00:22:21,639 --> 00:22:24,279
One, two, three, four,

628
00:22:24,279 --> 00:22:27,960
we are in the middle now.

629
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,920
Welcome to the middle, everybody.

630
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,839
How you doing?

631
00:22:32,839 --> 00:22:33,680
You fuck.

632
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,519
What?

633
00:22:36,519 --> 00:22:38,480
Just a surprise middle, sort of.

634
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,319
In the middle.

635
00:22:39,319 --> 00:22:40,519
Yeah.

636
00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:43,639
Amy's bringing a certain kind of energy

637
00:22:43,639 --> 00:22:44,680
to this middle.

638
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,720
Listen, I was about to put candies in my mouth.

639
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,960
I know, you know they're in your hand.

640
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,160
And Russ just waited.

641
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,359
Just waited until it was like mid-mouth.

642
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,160
Amy's been sizing up her opportunity this whole time.

643
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,000
And then yelled out his stupid note,

644
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,839
she was waiting.

645
00:22:59,399 --> 00:23:00,240
I'm going to the middle.

646
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,079
You fuck.

647
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:06,559
Well, we're here in the middle of this episode

648
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:07,879
and we're playing.

649
00:23:07,879 --> 00:23:08,720
Not eating candy.

650
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,359
Definitely not eating candy, unfortunately.

651
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,879
We'll get there, don't worry.

652
00:23:12,879 --> 00:23:15,359
This will be a short middle, I promise.

653
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,319
Wink, wink.

654
00:23:18,319 --> 00:23:21,919
But we're playing a game with the folks from Looters.

655
00:23:21,919 --> 00:23:24,039
And they are a frigging blast

656
00:23:24,039 --> 00:23:25,240
and you should go check out their show.

657
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,319
You should.

658
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,240
Especially when Russ and I are on it.

659
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,079
That's right.

660
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,919
I think if timing is right,

661
00:23:34,919 --> 00:23:38,159
next week, we will, next week or the week after?

662
00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:39,000
I think next week.

663
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:39,839
I can't remember exactly.

664
00:23:39,839 --> 00:23:40,679
Yeah.

665
00:23:40,679 --> 00:23:43,960
There we are going to be on their show.

666
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,279
And sort of, if you haven't listened to them before,

667
00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:49,240
you should because they're fun and they're very funny.

668
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,439
But our episodes are pretty standalone-y.

669
00:23:52,439 --> 00:23:54,000
There's some standalone-y below.

670
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,839
You can just like dip in for those.

671
00:23:56,279 --> 00:23:58,559
Episode kind of thing happening.

672
00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:00,119
Yep.

673
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,679
So yes, they're a sci-fi space western.

674
00:24:02,679 --> 00:24:05,519
They use the Stars Without Numbers game system,

675
00:24:05,519 --> 00:24:08,199
which is like D&D in space.

676
00:24:08,199 --> 00:24:09,240
It's a lot of fun.

677
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:13,720
The whole thing is, I understand,

678
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,639
homebrew to Matthew's world.

679
00:24:16,639 --> 00:24:17,919
And Matthew plays with us here.

680
00:24:17,919 --> 00:24:19,559
He's Cho-Gar.

681
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,839
He's the game master over there.

682
00:24:23,439 --> 00:24:24,279
So much fun.

683
00:24:24,559 --> 00:24:26,240
We're actually going to try and arrange

684
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,240
the other cast members to come on with us

685
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,599
because they're a blast, too,

686
00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:31,079
and I think are really going to like this.

687
00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:32,000
Awesome.

688
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,079
That'd be so fun.

689
00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:36,599
But now, Amy's got to eat candy and...

690
00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:37,440
Priorities.

691
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,599
We've got big business things to work through.

692
00:24:39,599 --> 00:24:41,920
So we're going to let you get back to the episode.

693
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,480
We'll go take care of the business stuff

694
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,480
so you kids don't have to worry about it anymore,

695
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,319
okay?

696
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:47,160
You're welcome.

697
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,639
And don't worry, Mommy and Daddy aren't fighting.

698
00:24:48,639 --> 00:24:50,039
Not fighting.

699
00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:51,639
It's not your fault.

700
00:24:51,639 --> 00:24:53,160
That I didn't let her eat the candy.

701
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,040
Okay, bye everybody.

702
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:54,880
Bye!

703
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,400
Hey, we're back.

704
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,680
Amy's chewing candy.

705
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,519
So you're not going to hear her speak.

706
00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:04,240
But we forgot something really important.

707
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,400
If you support us on Patreon,

708
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,560
patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

709
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,279
then you get an episode dedicated to you.

710
00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:13,680
Like today's patron.

711
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,759
What does the episode dedication feel like in your soul?

712
00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:19,240
Stop stalling for time, Russ.

713
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,080
Tell us who the patron is.

714
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,800
I can't yet.

715
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:24,119
Kyle, what does it feel like

716
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,200
when you get an episode dedicated to you?

717
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,599
When you get an episode dedicated to you,

718
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:32,639
there is a light that just flares up in every chakra.

719
00:25:32,639 --> 00:25:37,159
And you reach the peak of nirvana.

720
00:25:37,159 --> 00:25:39,919
And then you realize like, wow,

721
00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:42,960
that was worth everything I've worked towards in life.

722
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,759
You heard it here.

723
00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:49,079
And that feeling is about to come to Wendy Bale.

724
00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:49,919
Thanks, Wendy.

725
00:25:49,919 --> 00:25:50,759
Wow, Wendy.

726
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:51,599
Thanks so much, Wendy.

727
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,360
I feel like I need to say congratulations.

728
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,400
But what I actually need to say is thank you

729
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,280
for your support, we love you.

730
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,760
Enjoy those chakras, all lit up.

731
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,680
Oh yeah.

732
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,600
See you from here.

733
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,080
Just pow, pow, pow.

734
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,680
If you want to feel that,

735
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,840
patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

736
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,400
that's the place to do it.

737
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,240
Just like Wendy.

738
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,560
It's even a seven day free trial.

739
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,400
Sure is.

740
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,320
We're going to let you get back to the episode now.

741
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,360
And we promise not to come back again.

742
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,200
This is it.

743
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,040
Well, we'll come back.

744
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:21,879
This was really rude of us.

745
00:26:21,879 --> 00:26:23,399
For the pre-recorded stuff, but yeah.

746
00:26:23,399 --> 00:26:24,240
Okay, bye now.

747
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,059
Bye.

748
00:26:25,059 --> 00:26:25,899
Love you, bye.

749
00:26:25,899 --> 00:26:26,720
Bye.

750
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,559
Bye.

751
00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:31,399
You walk into Caesaurus Gardens

752
00:26:31,399 --> 00:26:34,359
and it's filled with humans, half elves,

753
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,200
and a few dwarves from the community

754
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:43,039
who have come to spend their final glorious golden years

755
00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:47,720
just taking in all of the luxurious sights and sounds

756
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,599
that Lake Vogtig has to offer.

757
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,760
You wander through the community

758
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,040
and there are several calls to you particularly,

759
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,880
Bonwyn, because you come here quite regularly.

760
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,400
Oh yeah, I know lots of folks around here.

761
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,240
You betcha.

762
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,240
All the folks, yep.

763
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,600
And you finally make it to your parents' house,

764
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:08,600
which is a log cabin with a lovely garden out front.

765
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,640
Through the window you can see that your mother's there

766
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,440
and she catches a eye of you and everybody else

767
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,080
and you hear just a faint call inside,

768
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,120
presuming that she's calling to your father

769
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,240
and both of them come barreling out towards you.

770
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,920
Bonwyn embraces you in this huge hug.

771
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,960
Bonwyn, it's so good to see you!

772
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,840
Oh, it's so good to see you too.

773
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,200
Oh, the garden looks so great.

774
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,039
You guys have been working so hard.

775
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:34,880
Thank you, thank you.

776
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,920
Yes, your mother's been spending a lot of time on it.

777
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,720
Oh, well, you know.

778
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,559
Gotta keep busy.

779
00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:42,920
And of course their cabin is distinguished

780
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,600
because there's like a lot of wrought iron work,

781
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,280
like too much, but you know, retired blacksmith.

782
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,760
I mean like, cute little fence around the garden,

783
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,800
just every window, everything is adorned with.

784
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,600
My father's very good work,

785
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,280
but it's just maybe, maybe too much.

786
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,560
Tober kind of mentions as you're going through,

787
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,880
he's like, great, great, you do all this work, sir.

788
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,480
And then of course I'm the guy.

789
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,600
Yeah.

790
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,440
Damn it.

791
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,280
And then you as father.

792
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,200
Yes, yes, of course I did.

793
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,920
Bonwyn's taken over the business though.

794
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920
She can tell you about all the intricacies

795
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,880
of each piece that I've done here.

796
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,440
Oh, she's so talented.

797
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:23,240
Yeah, and they definitely want to hear about that.

798
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,160
We're just really stopping through these fine folks.

799
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,920
You didn't want to come in for snacks?

800
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,240
Oh, tell us who your friends are.

801
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,680
I would love a snack as well.

802
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,519
Yeah.

803
00:28:33,519 --> 00:28:35,440
We could, are these romantic friends?

804
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,840
Oh, mom, come on.

805
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,680
Let's.

806
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,039
Well, I'm just saying.

807
00:28:39,039 --> 00:28:40,080
I guess you actually don't know.

808
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,800
So, Alydin, this is, this is.

809
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,960
This is my mom and dad, Kavlaran.

810
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:47,960
Hey.

811
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,799
Nice to meet you.

812
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:51,119
Bubblegar, absolute pleasure.

813
00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:53,200
Cho-gar, lovely to meet you.

814
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,119
Do you want to come and rage?

815
00:28:55,119 --> 00:28:58,839
Yeah, so these folks are going to a bachelor party

816
00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:01,159
on the Snake Isles.

817
00:29:01,159 --> 00:29:03,240
So, ooh.

818
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,240
Oh, the Snake Isles.

819
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,759
You're invited if you want to come.

820
00:29:05,759 --> 00:29:07,639
Oh dear, do you know how long it's been?

821
00:29:07,639 --> 00:29:08,759
It's been a while.

822
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:10,240
Remember the rave?

823
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,720
Oh, the Snake Isle rave, yes.

824
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,480
I remember it like it was yesterday,

825
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,120
but also I remember very few details.

826
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,680
It's all just a blur.

827
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,480
Well, with all the ecstasy we have.

828
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,920
There was so much ecstasy that we had.

829
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,360
There was, lots.

830
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,200
I heard about that night.

831
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,319
I heard it was pretty crazy.

832
00:29:27,319 --> 00:29:28,240
I wish it could have been there.

833
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,799
I'm glad the tale has made its way to where,

834
00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:32,160
oh, sorry, where did you say you were from?

835
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,279
Sheitz Creek, smells terrible.

836
00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:36,480
Oh, smells terrible.

837
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,880
Yes, I've heard good things about Sheitz Creek.

838
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,519
Not the aroma, but the people.

839
00:29:41,519 --> 00:29:42,839
The people there are good people.

840
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,080
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

841
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,480
A lot of heads.

842
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,360
Four of the five senses are great.

843
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,440
Of course, yes.

844
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,560
Well, Sheitz Creek is great.

845
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:54,560
I've actually just been finishing up a canoe.

846
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,360
It might be a little small for you,

847
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,160
but we could give it a try.

848
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,640
Perhaps you want to take that over.

849
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,400
If not, if it doesn't work,

850
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,760
if it doesn't work,

851
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:07,160
you can go down to the rental office

852
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,720
and they can help you with a little boat or two

853
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,640
to get you across though.

854
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,280
Let's go get those snacks though.

855
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,440
Great, yeah, let's have some snacks.

856
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,360
Love some snacks.

857
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,000
And you know about the canoe thing,

858
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,080
we're six, four, mind you.

859
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,160
We're a really big guy.

860
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,280
And if we don't fit in the canoe,

861
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,680
just tie a rope around us and we're really buoyant.

862
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,720
We'll just float along with you guys, it's fine.

863
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,480
And it is usually how we get across the water,

864
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,320
isn't it?

865
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,920
Me floating on your back and you kicking your legs.

866
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,000
Yeah, good thing we found that ship

867
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,840
going down the river.

868
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,000
It was getting real choppy there for some moments.

869
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,880
It's really good bonding for us, I feel like.

870
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,560
You really are our third brother, Tober, that's your name.

871
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,400
And I know that.

872
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,360
Yeah.

873
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,520
It's Tober, Bubblegar, you know this.

874
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,960
I know that, I know that, I know that.

875
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,040
My brains, I'm just thinking about, I'm so smart

876
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,720
that I'm thinking about so many different things

877
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,960
all at once that it's sometimes hard for me

878
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,480
to remember people's names.

879
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,240
I stopped listening after they said snacks, so.

880
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,720
I hear ya.

881
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,920
Bonwyn, can I swim across?

882
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,000
I mean, do you know how to swim, Alydin?

883
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,640
I don't know.

884
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,080
Yeah, yes.

885
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,480
Okay, so if you were to demonstrate to me right now

886
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,320
what you would do with your arms

887
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,160
when you were going for a swim,

888
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,440
could you just do that quickly?

889
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,280
Alydin flaps around.

890
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,920
Okay, maybe not a swim across then.

891
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,000
Oh, well that's what I did when I went into the well

892
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,080
that one time and then Tali took three hours

893
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:33,920
to get me out.

894
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,040
Well, maybe later in the year we can come back here

895
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,000
and you could learn to swim not in a well.

896
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,840
Fine.

897
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,560
I mean, that's basically how we swim as well.

898
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,640
I think that'll go great.

899
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,880
That's where all the best swimmers learn how to swim

900
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,200
is in wells.

901
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,000
There's not very far to go.

902
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,960
You can get good position.

903
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,240
Oh, I think for her safety though,

904
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,680
maybe we just put some snacks in that bucket.

905
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,520
On rare occasion, I do agree with my two brothers,

906
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,720
Tobar and Bubblegar.

907
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,560
Great form.

908
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,720
Oh, thanks, you guys.

909
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,120
Well, here are the snacks.

910
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,160
What are these, little tiny finger sandwiches?

911
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,200
Oh, yeah, and you brought out the good cheese.

912
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,360
I did, I did bring out the good cheese.

913
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,320
There's fingers in these sandwiches?

914
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,160
Oh, no.

915
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,000
Well, you eat them with your fingers.

916
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,480
Oh, she got me really excited there for a second.

917
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,080
Not that I eat human body parts.

918
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,680
No, no.

919
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,480
Well, good thing we're dwarves then.

920
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,600
That's, yeah, that's totally fine

921
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,440
if you're eating human fingers, am I right?

922
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,799
Couldn't be me.

923
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:37,640
Oh, never.

924
00:32:38,519 --> 00:32:40,920
What an interesting group you're hanging out with here,

925
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,759
Bonner.

926
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:42,880
He would never.

927
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,799
Good, I'm glad.

928
00:32:43,799 --> 00:32:45,840
All right, well, we'll send you.

929
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,000
Yeah, I'll go get the canoe

930
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,160
and just meet you down by the lake, okay?

931
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,039
I'm gonna go put the sandwiches back inside.

932
00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:53,759
Okay, well, can I have one for her?

933
00:32:53,759 --> 00:32:54,759
Oh, yes, of course, sir.

934
00:32:54,759 --> 00:32:56,360
Yeah, okay, here you go.

935
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,960
Take your sandwiches and he zips behind

936
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,000
to go grab the canoe.

937
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:00,840
Oh, don't mind him.

938
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,120
He's just super awkward around new people.

939
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,560
Just go on down to the edge of the lake there

940
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,400
and he'll meet you there.

941
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,600
Bonwyn, honey, it's so good to see you.

942
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,440
Yeah, it's good to see you.

943
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,320
I'll come back for a real visit soon.

944
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,360
You really should.

945
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,240
You make your way down to the edge of the lake

946
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,760
and you're standing there for a moment looking out

947
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,520
and you do see the snake isles off in the distance.

948
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,080
There's a bit of mist and haze on the lake this morning

949
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,640
and then you hear the sound of a canoe being dragged

950
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,880
down from the house.

951
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,760
Doesn't have it on a cart.

952
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,879
Okay, I'm gonna maybe go help my poor old dad here.

953
00:33:37,879 --> 00:33:38,720
No, no, I've got it.

954
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,039
He also doesn't have it on the thing, on his shoulders

955
00:33:41,039 --> 00:33:43,119
where he can just walk, no, okay, well.

956
00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:44,960
I've got it, don't worry.

957
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,640
The canoe building's a new thing in retirement

958
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,879
so he just mostly was a blacksmith.

959
00:33:49,879 --> 00:33:53,000
We can help and I'll head over there too

960
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,359
to help lift it up.

961
00:33:54,359 --> 00:33:55,200
I won't.

962
00:33:57,079 --> 00:34:00,879
Well, yeah, thank you, yeah, I don't know.

963
00:34:00,879 --> 00:34:01,720
I gotta handle it.

964
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,279
Me and my dad are just trying to grab it

965
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:04,880
because it's so high in the air.

966
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:10,000
Well, thank you, thank you for your assistance.

967
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,400
Yeah, I mean, I made it extra wide

968
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,079
so it has had good stability.

969
00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:16,159
It seems like everybody had fit in there.

970
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:18,400
It's a long canoe, pretty wide.

971
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,280
Just haven't finished out the inside there.

972
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,240
It's a little pokey in some spots.

973
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,720
Just be careful as you're stepping in

974
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,079
but otherwise it floats just perfect.

975
00:34:29,079 --> 00:34:32,159
And paddles, Dad, you've got.

976
00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,679
Paddles, I'll go down to the rental office

977
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:36,639
and get you some paddles.

978
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:37,719
I didn't get that far.

979
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,960
I was so excited about showing you the boat

980
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,920
and he books it just down in just a little ways

981
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,960
and you see him come back out with several oars

982
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,440
under his arms.

983
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,799
Got these ones covered.

984
00:34:48,799 --> 00:34:52,159
Let me know how the feel is on the water here

985
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:55,599
especially being so loaded with your new friends here

986
00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:57,719
and he hands everybody an oar.

987
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,440
Thank you, Mr. Bonwyn's Dad.

988
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,440
Oh, you're welcome, Alydin.

989
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,400
It's lovely to meet you all.

990
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,320
So enjoy the bachelor party.

991
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,240
Don't take too much ecstasy is all I can say.

992
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,200
Okay, thanks, Dad.

993
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,440
Great, great tip.

994
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,280
Great.

995
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,120
Thank you for the ecstasy.

996
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,640
Are you supposed to take?

997
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,600
None, none.

998
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,440
Take none ecstasy.

999
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,960
Don't let the child take ecstasy.

1000
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,320
I was not going to, Dad.

1001
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,160
Thank you.

1002
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,160
I'm not a child.

1003
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,840
She's 14. She's 14.

1004
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,360
Oh, oh, of course.

1005
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,400
No ecstasy.

1006
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,920
No ecstasy.

1007
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,599
You never get to do anything with the sun.

1008
00:35:30,599 --> 00:35:32,320
No idea what ecstasy even is.

1009
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,320
So we're all in the canoe.

1010
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,160
You're about to find out.

1011
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,440
Oh my God, to be the 14 year old surrounded

1012
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:45,000
by adults on ecstasy like, oh, what's happening here?

1013
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,000
You all pile in right on the edge of the boat

1014
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:54,000
and it's a little bit on the shore of the beach still

1015
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,360
and you see a scaldering behind trying to help push you in.

1016
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,519
What are you big, big fellows,

1017
00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:06,000
maybe put your hand in the water

1018
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,880
and just give you a little, little nudge.

1019
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,440
Go ahead, Bubblegar, try.

1020
00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:13,440
I'll do it at the same time.

1021
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,239
It'll be like two of us are doing it.

1022
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,239
I can push.

1023
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,639
You know, I don't need Chogar to do anything.

1024
00:36:19,639 --> 00:36:20,800
Watch this, guys.

1025
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,400
And I'm gonna take my hand and I'll put it in the

1026
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,680
water and I'm just gonna start really roughly doggy paddling.

1027
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,960
Now, whether that goes anywhere or not, I don't know.

1028
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,240
Roll athletics.

1029
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,400
With it, with, I'm not even gonna give you an advantage.

1030
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,360
Cause there's an older gentleman helping you push.

1031
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,599
And I think I'm actively making it harder for him.

1032
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:42,440
Yeah.

1033
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:44,920
All right.

1034
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,119
That's an, that's an eight.

1035
00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:47,840
So I think I crush it.

1036
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:48,680
I think I do it.

1037
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,039
We started zooming by at lightning speed, right?

1038
00:36:51,039 --> 00:36:52,199
Scaldering behind push.

1039
00:36:52,199 --> 00:36:54,360
He's like, are you, are you sure you're doing anything?

1040
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,360
It's moving.

1041
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,199
No, it's moving.

1042
00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:57,759
It's definitely, it's moving a little bit guys.

1043
00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:58,599
Come on.

1044
00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:00,239
Well, you're moving the water.

1045
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,239
I'm gonna put my one arm in and do one powerful stroke.

1046
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,079
Oh, there you go.

1047
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:05,480
Oh wow.

1048
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,320
Wow.

1049
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,159
Look at that.

1050
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:08,039
See, it's a combined effort.

1051
00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:08,880
We work together.

1052
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,840
It works out really well.

1053
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,679
Team makes the dream work.

1054
00:37:11,679 --> 00:37:14,239
I'll always be stealing my credit, Bubblegar.

1055
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,719
Our credit.

1056
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,360
All right, we'll see you after your bachelor party

1057
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,039
as you drift away from the shore there.

1058
00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:24,519
Rage.

1059
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,840
Hey guys, I put a whole bunch

1060
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,599
of those little sandwiches in my pocket.

1061
00:37:28,599 --> 00:37:29,440
Oh, good call.

1062
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,260
That's really smart.

1063
00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:31,099
That's really smart.

1064
00:37:31,099 --> 00:37:31,940
The finger ones.

1065
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:32,780
Yeah.

1066
00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:33,620
Okay, nice.

1067
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,079
I'm hoping we're, our weight is dispersed

1068
00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:40,039
sort of correctly in this canoe.

1069
00:37:40,039 --> 00:37:42,400
We're not just like going around in a circle

1070
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,400
because we've got the, no, we did it right.

1071
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,320
We did good, Russ.

1072
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,160
Yeah, you did it right.

1073
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,480
What do you want me to roll for canoe bAlydince?

1074
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,240
I feel like you've bAlydinced it.

1075
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,840
You took some time there.

1076
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,700
Like it was hefty to get in there

1077
00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:58,000
because there was one older man

1078
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,840
trying to push you off the shore.

1079
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,640
We haven't quite dragged it into the water enough.

1080
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,840
So we were a little bit too on the shore.

1081
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,680
That's fine.

1082
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,800
It's like when you're not quite

1083
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,120
at the point of the snow hill on your sled.

1084
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,120
So you're just kind of scooching.

1085
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,000
They're from California.

1086
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,720
They don't know where to go.

1087
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,240
We need to like swap it out a little bit.

1088
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,360
I mean, we can hop out

1089
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,800
and then Aylin can hop out as well.

1090
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,960
Cause I think we're the best swimmers here in the group.

1091
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,320
And then that way that the canoe would be better bAlydinced.

1092
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,320
I'm ready.

1093
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,440
Yeah.

1094
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,920
Are we, are we getting more water?

1095
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,200
I could use a soak.

1096
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,519
Maybe let's, I mean, I vote against that.

1097
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:34,980
It's hard to get back in a canoe

1098
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:37,200
once you're out in the water.

1099
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,000
Plus we all want to go rage, right?

1100
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,440
So yeah.

1101
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,920
Would it slow down the raging?

1102
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,080
Yeah, that's a good point.

1103
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:44,900
Darn.

1104
00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,560
Maybe next time, maybe next time.

1105
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,280
Yeah, you're all such good swimmers.

1106
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,960
It looks like it's pretty far off in this.

1107
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,920
How big is this lake?

1108
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,920
I mean, it's, it's, it's pretty big, but we can,

1109
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,000
this is, this is fine.

1110
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,560
Canoe is a, is a totally fine way to do this.

1111
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,720
It's lovely.

1112
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,080
It's scenic.

1113
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,640
Ah, this is the most relaxed

1114
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,360
I think we've been on this entire journey.

1115
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,560
Isn't it right boys?

1116
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,880
Hey, are there monsters in this lake?

1117
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,000
Oh no, I don't think so.

1118
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,640
I've never heard anything about any monsters.

1119
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,880
Oh, I don't know.

1120
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,320
Keep your eyes out, I guess.

1121
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,640
I mean, all the kids say that there are monsters

1122
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,480
in this lake.

1123
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,400
Really? Really?

1124
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,920
I've never once heard that.

1125
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,160
Huh.

1126
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,160
Okay, well, I mean, please keep an eye out.

1127
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,120
That's maybe what we need you to do.

1128
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,000
Alydin scampers to the front of the boat

1129
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,840
and it's just like.

1130
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,360
You go set up watch and some time passes

1131
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,840
and the aisles are getting closer to you.

1132
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,080
The fog is getting a little heavier the closer you get,

1133
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,000
but you can still make out where you're headed.

1134
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,679
And you make your way into this pathway

1135
00:39:48,679 --> 00:39:52,920
or this straight between two of the islands.

1136
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,760
Tauber speaks up.

1137
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,559
Did they, they didn't tell us there were multiple.

1138
00:39:58,559 --> 00:40:00,559
Did they tell us where we should be?

1139
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,320
The island of snakes,

1140
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,400
the one with all that has all the snakes on it.

1141
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,960
Yeah, yeah.

1142
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,800
Is there a specific one with snakes

1143
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,480
or are they all just the snake aisles?

1144
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,160
Oh, it's plural, isn't it?

1145
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,600
Oh, shit.

1146
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,840
Yes, yeah, there's multiple.

1147
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,680
You know, we got it wrong on the form here.

1148
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,519
There's three of them.

1149
00:40:23,519 --> 00:40:26,440
I think if we just keep paddling around,

1150
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,320
we'll hear the rage.

1151
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,680
Yeah, probably hear the bachelor party, right?

1152
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,519
Yeah.

1153
00:40:31,519 --> 00:40:33,200
We could just eenie meenie miney moe it.

1154
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,080
That could be pretty fun too.

1155
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,600
Oh, I make a lot of my decisions like that.

1156
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,519
Yeah, a little coin flip.

1157
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:38,680
All right.

1158
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,800
All right, well, we've got one on the left,

1159
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,600
one straight ahead and one on the right.

1160
00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:44,079
Everybody quiet, everybody listen

1161
00:40:44,079 --> 00:40:47,319
and see if we hear any deep bases.

1162
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,719
No, no, I thought I did it by just my head.

1163
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,199
Yeah, that's okay.

1164
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:59,400
You see Tober looking back at his parchment

1165
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,679
and rolling it back up and thinking,

1166
00:41:02,679 --> 00:41:03,599
let's try that one.

1167
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,159
And he points to the one on the right

1168
00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:06,559
where there's a little inlet

1169
00:41:06,559 --> 00:41:08,719
that kind of cuts around an edge there

1170
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,679
into like this caved area,

1171
00:41:11,679 --> 00:41:15,599
but there's a nice place where you could pull up

1172
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:18,399
the canoe that you're in.

1173
00:41:18,399 --> 00:41:20,000
Like a little lagoon?

1174
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,719
A little lagoon, yeah.

1175
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,719
How big are these islands, Russ?

1176
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,039
Do people live on them or are they just

1177
00:41:27,039 --> 00:41:29,960
little islands people would boat out to and do things?

1178
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,279
They're little islands people would boat out to.

1179
00:41:33,279 --> 00:41:35,879
You pull into the lagoon and as you do,

1180
00:41:35,879 --> 00:41:40,879
you look around and everybody make a other perception

1181
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,440
or investigation depending on your state.

1182
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,399
Probably for you two, I'd want an investigation check

1183
00:41:50,399 --> 00:41:54,719
because you're actually looking for specific signs

1184
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:58,239
whereas everybody else is more just along for the ride.

1185
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,519
Do we both roll or is it like a singular roll?

1186
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:02,359
That's a great question.

1187
00:42:02,359 --> 00:42:03,639
I mean, you got four sets of eyes.

1188
00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:05,440
Oh yeah, we do have four sets of eyes.

1189
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,159
You got two sets of four eyes.

1190
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:11,519
No, two sets of eyes, that's what you've got.

1191
00:42:11,559 --> 00:42:12,759
Wait, do they have four eyes?

1192
00:42:12,759 --> 00:42:13,599
You should have mentioned.

1193
00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:17,480
18 eyes, two heads, 18 eyes.

1194
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,800
Buried the lead on that one.

1195
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,920
I got a 17.

1196
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,639
19.

1197
00:42:22,639 --> 00:42:23,480
24.

1198
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,320
Dammit.

1199
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,440
Beating you out again.

1200
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,280
Oh, I got a one.

1201
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,280
You're still looking for monsters on the lake.

1202
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,440
I'm looking for monsters.

1203
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,599
You've moved to the back now,

1204
00:42:32,599 --> 00:42:34,519
you're looking for monsters who are sneaking up

1205
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:36,840
behind you now that there's not much in front of you.

1206
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,840
Tom, what did Kavlaran get there?

1207
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,679
Nine for Kavlaran.

1208
00:42:40,679 --> 00:42:42,279
You're also looking for monsters.

1209
00:42:42,279 --> 00:42:43,119
You're also long for the ride.

1210
00:42:43,119 --> 00:42:44,879
Maybe you got a hand on Alydin,

1211
00:42:44,879 --> 00:42:46,039
making sure they don't fall out

1212
00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:47,639
as they lean over the edge.

1213
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,399
Everybody else coming up,

1214
00:42:50,399 --> 00:42:53,000
you see this large cave opening

1215
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:58,000
and for Chogar and Bubblegar and Bonwyn,

1216
00:42:58,799 --> 00:43:03,799
you catch sight inside of what looks to be a ship

1217
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,000
inside this deep tunnel.

1218
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,799
Like it's just, you can see the edge of it

1219
00:43:07,799 --> 00:43:09,279
sticking back out

1220
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,040
and then you're looking along the tree line,

1221
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,120
you don't see anybody,

1222
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,760
still don't hear any deep bases of a bachelor party.

1223
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,120
But yeah, you do see the outline

1224
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,080
of a ship inside this tunnel.

1225
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,560
Guys, I think I hear the deep base

1226
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,800
of a rave going on inside this cave.

1227
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,080
I feel like we need to go in here.

1228
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:24,920
I mean, you didn't mention

1229
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,920
this is a boat bachelor party.

1230
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,840
It's a yacht party, essentially.

1231
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,680
Wow.

1232
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,400
Yeah, really fancy.

1233
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,720
They may be playing some yacht rock.

1234
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,760
Oh yeah, motley crew.

1235
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,720
I feel I'm maybe not dressed for this party.

1236
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,600
This is fancy.

1237
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,960
No, it's okay.

1238
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,760
It's any dress code.

1239
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,720
It's like kind of do your own thing.

1240
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,840
It's very inclusive.

1241
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,200
They'll have a change of clothes, I'm sure of it.

1242
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,320
All right, let's get this.

1243
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,160
I'm gonna get,

1244
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,520
maybe I shouldn't be the one to hop out

1245
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,400
and pull us up to the edge.

1246
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,920
You guys hop out and pull us up to the edge, okay?

1247
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,920
All right, Bubblegar.

1248
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,760
All right, Chogar.

1249
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,640
If we're gonna do this together,

1250
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,720
it's gonna be you and me.

1251
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,520
I can't see it.

1252
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,360
Yeah, you go first.

1253
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,040
I'll follow your lead.

1254
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,040
No, after you, I insist.

1255
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,160
Chogar, you're making me look like a fool.

1256
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,120
That's what I thought.

1257
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,480
And then I grab the rope and I help pull it in.

1258
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:23,880
They do this every time.

1259
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,800
It's a real like who's on first kind of vibe.

1260
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:27,640
Who's on second?

1261
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,480
I don't know.

1262
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,840
You pull the canoe up to the edge

1263
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,080
and everybody climbs out

1264
00:44:34,079 --> 00:44:35,400
and you're making your way around

1265
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,440
to the edge of this tunnel

1266
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,360
and the edge of this cave.

1267
00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:41,039
I was just gonna say it's a tunnel.

1268
00:44:41,039 --> 00:44:42,759
There's just so many tunnels and caves.

1269
00:44:42,759 --> 00:44:44,799
It's a very subterranean adventure

1270
00:44:44,799 --> 00:44:46,559
that we're trying to put out

1271
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:49,039
through this entire first season.

1272
00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:52,519
And you see the boat comes into view.

1273
00:44:52,519 --> 00:44:55,239
You can't make out any markings on it.

1274
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:56,079
It is quiet.

1275
00:44:56,079 --> 00:44:59,039
You hear like this steady trickling of water

1276
00:44:59,039 --> 00:45:00,759
somewhere deep within the cave.

1277
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:02,800
And Tauber says,

1278
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,480
well, I'm just gonna go run up and check

1279
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,360
and see where everybody is.

1280
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,440
Maybe they went out on a little excursion

1281
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,840
see if they left anybody behind.

1282
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,680
How big's the boat?

1283
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,440
This place is so cool.

1284
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,080
I'm picturing a giant pirate ship,

1285
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,000
but you have not.

1286
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:14,840
Yeah, same here.

1287
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,680
It is a giant ship.

1288
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,760
Oh, okay, okay.

1289
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,960
Yeah, yeah, it is quite large.

1290
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,400
You don't see any flags

1291
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,400
or any sort of symbols on the ship.

1292
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,560
And no EDM yet.

1293
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:25,680
Like I can't hear anything.

1294
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,520
Nothing.

1295
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,640
There's no sign of ecstasy.

1296
00:45:28,639 --> 00:45:33,639
There's no open packages of drugs or paraphernalia around.

1297
00:45:34,319 --> 00:45:36,719
No smash bongs or anything like that.

1298
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:37,839
The party hasn't started.

1299
00:45:37,839 --> 00:45:38,679
Or even people.

1300
00:45:38,679 --> 00:45:39,839
Or even people, yeah.

1301
00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:40,679
Okay.

1302
00:45:40,679 --> 00:45:41,719
Yeah, yeah.

1303
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,079
You see Tauber run up

1304
00:45:43,079 --> 00:45:45,759
and there's a gangplank that's coming down to the side

1305
00:45:45,759 --> 00:45:46,599
and he runs up.

1306
00:45:46,599 --> 00:45:47,599
He's like, hey, is anybody here?

1307
00:45:47,599 --> 00:45:49,639
And he disappears on top of the ship.

1308
00:45:49,639 --> 00:45:51,000
This place is so cool.

1309
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,879
Do you think that maybe there's treasure in there?

1310
00:45:52,879 --> 00:45:54,599
I wouldn't be surprised.

1311
00:45:54,599 --> 00:45:55,440
Honestly, yeah.

1312
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,239
That's the type of party they throw you.

1313
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:58,440
It's a treasure party.

1314
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,880
That's why we're all dressed like treasure hunters

1315
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,639
and pirates and things.

1316
00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:06,800
Alydin B lines for it after Tauber.

1317
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,639
For the ship?

1318
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:08,480
Yeah.

1319
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,320
Okay.

1320
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,139
So you run after him.

1321
00:46:10,139 --> 00:46:12,840
Everybody else is standing around waiting.

1322
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,000
Party usually starts around.

1323
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:15,840
Ah, yeah.

1324
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:16,659
Yeah, maybe.

1325
00:46:16,659 --> 00:46:18,000
But party usually starts around 10.

1326
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,960
We showed up a little early.

1327
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:19,960
It's only nine o'clock.

1328
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,840
Nobody shows up to these functions on time.

1329
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,000
You gotta be fashionably late.

1330
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,559
That's why there's no drugs.

1331
00:46:25,559 --> 00:46:27,400
Who did you say was getting married again?

1332
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,920
Did you mention who the bachelor was?

1333
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,920
That's kind of one of the things

1334
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,300
about these bachelor parties we go to.

1335
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:40,200
It's just like, it's like an underground network.

1336
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,960
It's kind of like what you know, who you know,

1337
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,800
kind of thing.

1338
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,619
I don't know the guy getting married.

1339
00:46:43,619 --> 00:46:45,420
He doesn't know me, but I'm invited

1340
00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:47,320
because we're part of the same,

1341
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,119
it's kind of like a cult, you know?

1342
00:46:49,119 --> 00:46:52,039
Like a crew or something like that.

1343
00:46:52,039 --> 00:46:53,480
Yeah, that's a good way to put it.

1344
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,480
Alydin disappears on top of the ship.

1345
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,360
I'm in there.

1346
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,199
And then.

1347
00:46:58,199 --> 00:46:59,880
And I'm having second thoughts.

1348
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:03,500
Everybody hears this loud like wood mechanism,

1349
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,340
like a.

1350
00:47:06,039 --> 00:47:09,119
And coming up and over the ship

1351
00:47:09,119 --> 00:47:11,980
is this huge rope net.

1352
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:14,480
Everybody make a dexterity save auto.

1353
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,139
Oh, well that was very poor.

1354
00:47:16,139 --> 00:47:16,980
You're up in the ship.

1355
00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:17,820
I'm already in it.

1356
00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:18,639
So everybody on the grounds,

1357
00:47:18,639 --> 00:47:21,119
which would be Bubblegar, Chogar,

1358
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:23,760
and Kavlaran, and Bonalyn.

1359
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,079
Let's say 15 for cav.

1360
00:47:26,159 --> 00:47:27,599
For anything physical, Ian,

1361
00:47:27,599 --> 00:47:30,360
do you think that you and I should both roll

1362
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,599
and take the lower of the two?

1363
00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:34,360
What if we both roll a d10?

1364
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,519
What about averaging the two?

1365
00:47:36,519 --> 00:47:37,360
Add it together?

1366
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,199
Yeah.

1367
00:47:38,199 --> 00:47:39,019
That's good.

1368
00:47:39,019 --> 00:47:39,860
I like that.

1369
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:40,679
I like that.

1370
00:47:40,679 --> 00:47:42,079
All right, all right.

1371
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:42,920
I like that too.

1372
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,219
I got a nine, which tracks.

1373
00:47:46,219 --> 00:47:47,799
Oh, there we go, there we go.

1374
00:47:47,799 --> 00:47:49,599
I'm making a one right now, watch.

1375
00:47:50,639 --> 00:47:51,880
Four, okay.

1376
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,719
All right.

1377
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:53,559
13.

1378
00:47:53,559 --> 00:47:54,400
13.

1379
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,799
And 11 for me.

1380
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,200
So there's, and then the whistle of this net

1381
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,080
coming over top of you.

1382
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:05,280
Kavlaran, you manage to just barely jump out of the way.

1383
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,280
Like it catches your foot.

1384
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,480
But Bubblegar, Chogar, and Bonalyn,

1385
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,240
you are wrapped up in this

1386
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,320
and it like bolos around your feet

1387
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,400
and you all go down hard.

1388
00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:18,640
Kavlaran, you're knocked to the ground.

1389
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,519
You look up on the deck.

1390
00:48:20,519 --> 00:48:22,280
You're trying to pull this rope up

1391
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,800
and you see that there's a formidable mob

1392
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,360
of pirate-like individuals, all standing up on the deck.

1393
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,600
And they have Alladin who has her mouth tied

1394
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,680
and gagged up on the ship.

1395
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,880
The new recruits are here

1396
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,320
and it looks like they brought some friends.

1397
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,040
Yeah, they're here to rage with us.

1398
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:42,880
Rage.

1399
00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:46,599
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season three, episode 18,

1400
00:48:46,599 --> 00:48:48,880
starring Amy More as Alladin,

1401
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,480
Karla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane,

1402
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,920
Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave,

1403
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,720
Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard,

1404
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,680
with special guests from Looters.

1405
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,280
It's a sci-fi western TTRPG actual play podcast

1406
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,519
using the Stars Without Numbers gaming system.

1407
00:49:04,519 --> 00:49:06,760
That's Ian Overton as Bubblegar,

1408
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,720
who has been in the game for more than a year now.

1409
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,320
The Stars Without Numbers gaming system.

1410
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,400
That's Ian Overton as Bubblegar,

1411
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,520
and Matthew Eberle as Cho-gar,

1412
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,760
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1413
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,760
Dialogue editing by Karla Maxted

1414
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,880
and sound design by Russ More.

1415
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,120
This episode featured music

1416
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,600
from Epidemic Sound and Slipstream,

1417
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,720
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

1418
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:30,080
Boom Library and Sound Ideas.

1419
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,440
Our amazing cover art and character designs

1420
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:33,600
are by Matt Garbutt,

1421
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,920
and a huge thank you to our supporting producers,

1422
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,840
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak,

1423
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,920
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1424
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,039
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1425
00:49:44,039 --> 00:49:46,519
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1426
00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:48,480
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1427
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,960
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1428
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,039
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1429
00:49:53,039 --> 00:49:54,920
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1430
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,280
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1431
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,680
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1432
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,000
That's a game that Tom runs,

1433
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,840
and we have a lot of fun playing it.

1434
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,960
We're gonna be starting a new season very soon,

1435
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,600
and it's going to include Kyle,

1436
00:50:07,159 --> 00:50:09,319
who wasn't in it previously.

1437
00:50:09,319 --> 00:50:10,239
It's very exciting.

1438
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:13,000
And also we have a cyberpunk red campaign

1439
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,079
that we'll be releasing episodes monthly on Patreon,

1440
00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:17,639
before we figure out what we're gonna do

1441
00:50:17,639 --> 00:50:18,519
with it somewhere else.

1442
00:50:18,519 --> 00:50:20,360
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1443
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1444
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1445
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1446
00:50:24,519 --> 00:50:26,880
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1447
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,239
Okay, that's it for me.

1448
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,319
You have a great week.

1449
00:50:29,319 --> 00:50:30,199
I'll talk to you soon.

1450
00:50:30,199 --> 00:50:31,039
Bye now.

1451
00:50:32,519 --> 00:50:33,759
The one that you're going up to

1452
00:50:33,759 --> 00:50:36,199
is probably the largest of the three.

1453
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,560
There's a forested area to it.

1454
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:44,720
I like to think of the Vancouver Island,

1455
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:47,760
little pieces of the smaller islands.

1456
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,760
I can't think of the name of a specific one

1457
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,640
to give you a firm example of what I'm thinking.

1458
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:53,840
Like, Gabriel?

1459
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,520
Like Gabriel is huge, right?

1460
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,680
Gabriel is huge.

1461
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,760
Yeah, you know, yes.

1462
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,680
Like a third of the size of Gabriel

1463
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,520
is the size that you're going.

1464
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,520
It's a very local reference.

1465
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:04,360
Totally.

1466
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:07,200
I totally know what you guys are talking about right now.

1467
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,800
Everyone understands.

1468
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,880
This isn't for you, you're not from around here.

1469
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,720
You're not from around here are you?

1470
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:15,400
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