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[3.0s] It's the sound of pebbles being tossed across the cage in the middle of this goblin cavern.
[12.6s] Tally looks ashamed on one side and, Alydin, you're tossing them towards your bucket,
[22.1s] looking a little disconcerted about the state of it right now.
[28.3s] I'm very, very sorry.
[32.1s] You know, it's okay. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
[35.0s] Yeah, thanks for your understanding.
[37.1s] Yeah.
[38.6s] Tally looks up and around and behind you, Alydin, you hear just the sound of a pebble
[46.8s] or a rock kind of hit behind you and then roll towards you.
[50.9s] What?
[51.4s] What?
[52.6s] You turn around and you see, poking their head out from behind a structure,
[59.4s] not too far away from where you are, is a young-looking goblin.
[66.1s] They're looking at you wide-eyed, like you just caught them.
[70.6s] I give like a little hi, like a little wave.
[75.9s] They quickly reach down and grab another pebble,
[79.3s] toss it to you and give a quick wave and then duck back behind the structure.
[84.0s] I pick up the pebble that they had tossed to me and I put it in my pocket.
[92.2s] I don't have my bucket, do I?
[93.7s] Well, it's on the other side of the cage where Tally had just used...
[101.7s] Oh, that was the bucket?
[104.0s] Yeah.
[104.4s] Oh, I thought he said your bucket.
[107.7s] I had just assumed that the goblins were gracious hosts and gave us a place to shit.
[114.1s] No, it was definitely your bucket.
[117.3s] You put that pocket in your bucket, which is good.
[119.3s] So she peed next to my bucket?
[122.4s] Yeah.
[123.7s] Oh no, my bucket's in a puddle of pee.
[126.6s] Yeah, that's where we'll leave it.
[131.1s] Oh.
[134.1s] Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast,
[138.1s] and I'm your dungeon master Russ More, he, him.
[141.0s] Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her.
[144.9s] And if you hadn't been like acting so stupid and stuff,
[148.5s] I would not have been able to squeeze out of those bars.
[150.7s] Carla Maxstead as Bonwyn Everbane, she, her.
[154.1s] Maybe just popping through that hole.
[156.9s] Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him.
[160.3s] What the hell?
[161.4s] Where did that come from?
[163.0s] Kyle Klasset as Bizard the Wizard, he, him.
[166.1s] Heads up, they're retreating from me.
[168.6s] With special guest Joe Fisher from Midnight Burger as Rin Kip Celador, he, him.
[174.3s] Like I said, they're not going to expect us to come through this way.
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[186.1s] And now, fuck it, let's play.
[189.9s] Bonwyn, give me a stealth.
[197.7s] I think is probably the best way to sneak through this hole.
[200.7s] Give me a roll for suck it in.
[204.1s] That is a 23.
[205.6s] Wow, cool.
[207.5s] Oh, hey, shit.
[210.3s] As if Bizarre had prepped the grease spell,
[213.4s] you managed to slip quickly through this and everybody behind you
[217.6s] gives them a false sense of confidence.
[219.8s] I think, seeing how easy this is.
[222.5s] Made it look so easy.
[223.3s] And I'm quite round, so it's a bit confusing.
[226.9s] False sense of confidence is where I live.
[228.6s] So the other two roll at disadvantage.
[230.4s] So yeah, that was actually what I was thinking,
[232.4s] is the next people, because they see how easy it looks for Bonwyn.
[236.5s] Bonwyn, you sneak in.
[238.6s] There's a little platform on the other side,
[240.5s] a little landing rather than a platform.
[243.7s] You get down on, you quickly do a little look around
[247.9s] to make sure there's nobody immediately around you.
[250.8s] All signs point to clear as you are able to determine.
[254.7s] You give Rin Kip, who's following you.
[257.3s] Rin Kip, you're going to roll stealth at disadvantage, please.
[259.9s] Because he thinks it's going to be easy.
[262.0s] Here we go.
[262.5s] We've all seen someone do something and then go, I could do that.
[267.1s] 12 and a 19, I've got a 12.
[269.5s] Oh, a 22.
[271.7s] Oh, OK.
[272.9s] So not bad.
[274.6s] So little noises you're coming through,
[277.8s] but you do manage to get through pretty OK.
[281.9s] A little clanging of your armor, a couple of the axes.
[286.4s] Did you distribute all the axes or you still have two?
[289.7s] I have the great axe.
[291.3s] The great axe.
[291.9s] And then you hand it over.
[292.3s] And then I've distributed the other axes, yes.
[294.0s] Got it.
[294.8s] So yeah, just a little clanging of the armor
[296.5s] as you land down on the other side.
[298.7s] And Kavlaran, also with disadvantage, please.
[301.9s] OK, first one was 13.
[304.5s] Second is a 9.
[306.3s] Stealth is a plus 1, so a 10.
[309.6s] 10.
[310.8s] OK, so we're getting progressively louder
[313.5s] the more people goes on here.
[316.6s] So Ring Kip gets through, lands on the other side.
[318.7s] Bon, when you're looking around,
[320.0s] doesn't seem that you've roused any suspicions.
[324.2s] And Kavlaran, you come through, but not gracefully.
[329.9s] Oh, yeah, no, I was not expecting to.
[331.7s] Yeah, no, you come through,
[333.5s] you realize that you are much taller than the two previous.
[338.3s] You have a harder time getting your legs through
[340.5s] and you end up coming down kind of on your side and back
[344.9s] as opposed to landing on your feet.
[347.8s] So it was a little bit of a thud as you come through.
[350.2s] Back.
[350.9s] Yeah.
[353.0s] Once I made it.
[355.3s] Nailed it.
[356.6s] Once Kav gets through, that's when I start going,
[359.3s] oh, I'm so lost in these caves.
[362.2s] I have no idea where I'm going.
[364.1s] Oh, I dropped my sword.
[365.8s] Clitter clatter, cling clang clang.
[367.8s] Oh, I got to pick it up.
[369.3s] There's a bunch of stuff I don't understand.
[372.6s] And just kind of ramble on like, you know.
[375.3s] Sure, sure.
[376.5s] Hold on.
[377.7s] They went through a hole, right?
[379.9s] And they landed on like a little ledge.
[382.6s] And then now you're making a ruckus at the hole.
[385.7s] No, behind in the cavern.
[387.3s] Behind, OK, so I was like,
[388.6s] isn't everyone just going to look over and be like,
[391.3s] the fuck are these three people?
[392.5s] Bizarre day.
[393.3s] I'm back.
[394.7s] I'm cupping my hand up towards the hole in the ceiling.
[398.1s] Oh, yes.
[398.9s] No, this was the part of the plan that made sense.
[401.3s] Yeah, yeah, this is the part that was a good plan.
[403.1s] Where we went after that was just.
[404.1s] Yeah, yeah.
[404.6s] I just want to say though, we went through the hole,
[406.5s] they did not hear us.
[407.7s] OK, so.
[408.4s] Absolutely.
[409.1s] Nailed it.
[409.5s] Well, yeah, absolutely.
[410.9s] That's what I say when we get through the hole,
[412.5s] I'm like, see, like I said, they're not going to expect us
[416.5s] to come through this way.
[418.9s] Yeah.
[419.6s] So good job.
[422.2s] We cut down to Alydin.
[424.5s] The two of you are sitting there in silent shame.
[428.8s] One of us is shamed.
[430.2s] Yeah, I mean, both of you have a sense of shame
[433.7s] and you hear a voice off in the distance
[439.4s] echoing through the chamber.
[441.2s] Oh, no, I don't know what I'm doing.
[443.9s] I saw a cloud in here.
[445.8s] Oh my god.
[448.9s] Perfect.
[449.7s] Nailed it.
[452.1s] That's what you hear.
[453.1s] Exactly that.
[453.7s] Oh, what was that?
[456.2s] I don't know.
[459.6s] Sounded like an adult voice,
[461.5s] but why would an adult make a lot of noise?
[464.3s] So we can get out of here.
[468.3s] Should we try and move the move again
[471.3s] with the cage on top of us?
[472.9s] The cage, god damn it.
[475.6s] They leave, y'all can't find them all of a sudden.
[477.8s] No.
[479.4s] Follow that cage.
[482.4s] This rickety-built cage,
[484.9s] how close together are those bars?
[487.6s] Oh, not very.
[490.3s] There's a lot of space.
[491.7s] Yeah.
[493.2s] Follow me, Tally.
[494.2s] Okay.
[496.3s] And I squeeze through the bars.
[497.3s] Y'all could have fit through the bars the whole time.
[499.7s] Yeah.
[500.8s] We're children, god damn it.
[501.7s] We just went through a hole.
[503.3s] I don't think we should be tested.
[505.9s] There's no judgment here.
[506.9s] People with glass houses, Joe.
[508.3s] Come on.
[510.4s] I mean, we got through the hole.
[512.3s] Because we knew it.
[514.1s] Just in a space.
[516.5s] Never mind.
[518.6s] Everybody's doing a great job.
[519.9s] No, here's the thing.
[520.6s] There's two guards on me, right?
[523.0s] There's two guards.
[524.1s] You were moving the cage, though.
[526.1s] I mean, why not move just your body?
[529.4s] That was just a bit.
[530.8s] But now that-
[531.3s] It was a good one.
[532.0s] It was great.
[532.5s] That was for their benefit.
[536.9s] You know?
[537.6s] Like those goblins are going to have a story now
[539.9s] at the time they caught those two kids.
[541.7s] That's true.
[542.4s] I love a good story.
[543.8s] Created like a little, yeah.
[546.5s] So I assume that their attention is diverted.
[550.3s] Yeah, so you hear that call.
[551.6s] It's echoing through.
[552.4s] It's continuing.
[553.6s] This person is increasingly making more noise and getting-
[557.6s] More confused.
[558.9s] More confused as they are declaring to the room.
[562.4s] What is a sword?
[566.2s] Am I alone?
[567.0s] I don't even know what a sword is.
[568.2s] I just dropped it.
[569.2s] Oh my god.
[570.9s] You see the two guards look to each other,
[573.5s] then look at you.
[574.9s] You see a bit of-
[575.8s] We shrug.
[577.9s] You see movement among other goblins.
[581.0s] They're grabbing spears.
[582.1s] They're grabbing shields, little pot lids,
[585.0s] more than anything.
[586.8s] And they are rushing off,
[589.5s] not straight towards where the sound is coming from.
[591.7s] They're rushing off into a different cavern.
[595.0s] But there's a lot of them that have now moved
[597.6s] and are going that way.
[599.0s] One of the guards who's on you is going to follow them.
[601.9s] One of them stays back and is watching you and the cage.
[607.4s] I was going to say we should sneak through the bars,
[610.5s] but we're making some awkward eye contact right now.
[613.9s] Yeah, maybe we sing the song.
[618.5s] They moved away from the song again.
[620.5s] Oh yeah.
[622.1s] I see that one about the box.
[624.4s] Uh, the one about the box.
[626.2s] Yeah, that's on the left side.
[628.8s] To the left, to the left,
[630.6s] everything I own in the box to the left,
[633.4s] in the pocket, in the bathroom,
[636.1s] something that I don't know about.
[639.7s] I'm just a kid and I don't know what this song means.
[645.2s] I've never had a relationship
[647.6s] that's lasted more than a week.
[650.5s] Go into some black prey.
[653.7s] Hello, darkness, my old friend.
[657.2s] Got some learning to do.
[658.1s] Okay, this is a master class in avoiding copyright laws.
[662.5s] Yeah, right.
[663.7s] I say sing this song, completely different song.
[668.5s] Nailing it.
[670.7s] Let's see what the goblin does.
[674.8s] The goblin is noticeably upset about it.
[677.6s] He sees all of it, or they see all of their friends rushing around, mobilizing.
[683.5s] They take a few steps away and they're looking at you.
[685.6s] They're fairly confident in how they've reinforced the cage
[689.7s] since the last time you tried to make an escape.
[691.4s] Those four holes, like post holes they dug, really did the job.
[694.1s] Yeah, they sunk it down a little bit.
[695.8s] They packed it in the dirt.
[697.5s] They tamped it down.
[698.8s] This isn't going anywhere.
[700.0s] He's fairly confident.
[701.1s] He's looking up and watching.
[703.7s] You see him focused very clearly on the spot where you had previously snuck in.
[710.6s] Do you want to try and do something now?
[712.7s] So he's not looking at you anymore.
[715.0s] Yes.
[716.9s] I want to slip through the bars.
[721.1s] What's around me?
[722.1s] Is it like a little tent village situation?
[727.0s] Are they like little shed buildings?
[729.7s] Yeah, they're like crudely built shed structures.
[734.1s] I want to hide behind one of those.
[736.1s] Okay, so roll stealth, please.
[739.3s] This one's been rolling very well.
[741.4s] Mind your business.
[746.1s] Nineteen.
[747.3s] Nineteen, love it.
[749.7s] And tally behind you.
[751.3s] See?
[752.5s] Well, it was rolling very well.
[754.0s] Fucking tally.
[754.7s] So you quickly get out of these bars and make your way over to the nearest structure,
[761.2s] which is currently unoccupied.
[763.8s] Do you see look back and you give a call to tally.
[768.7s] And they appear to be stuck on some of the rope as they are trying to get through.
[775.4s] And they get all through but one of their feet.
[778.8s] And they begin to walk thinking maybe they're clear.
[782.1s] And they pull the entire structure down behind them, which turns the goblin back to them.
[789.0s] And that's where we leave that moment as we cut back up to our three adventurers
[794.2s] who we can say you're making your way down.
[797.4s] You see Bonwyn in particular and Kavlaran you can see too.
[800.5s] You see a lot of movement in the city after Bizard begins calling.
[805.2s] You see them all these different figures in the bioluminescence.
[810.8s] You see them moving off into a far tunnel system on the other side.
[816.1s] So they're not coming towards you,
[817.4s] but it looks like they're maybe mobilizing at a different spot.
[821.6s] Perhaps part of the plan idea that is actually working for you.
[827.2s] To get down to the city from where you are, there is a...
[832.1s] I wouldn't call it a path.
[834.0s] I would call it like...
[836.7s] Like a goat trail?
[841.1s] One person's walked there once before.
[845.6s] And it's a fairly steep incline.
[848.5s] Just one time.
[849.6s] One time.
[850.1s] I didn't realize.
[851.1s] It was too steep.
[851.8s] It was a bad idea.
[852.9s] You see ass marks as you know they went down.
[855.9s] I did say that it looked like a lot of the goblins and whatever commotion came through this.
[860.9s] So I'll retract that because that contradicts what I said previously.
[866.5s] It looks like one group of goblins and perhaps two half-elves have come through once before
[872.7s] and have made a little bit of a pack.
[875.5s] More all of them have rolled down this hill to get back down to the city.
[880.8s] And at this point...
[881.9s] So I see them all moving away.
[883.7s] Great.
[884.7s] Loving Bizard's plan.
[886.4s] Can I see more like...
[889.2s] The only real landmark that you have is that orange glow from what you can presume is a fire
[898.1s] off and farther into the town.
[900.5s] Well, there's a fire in the distance.
[905.1s] I don't know where else to look.
[906.7s] So it seems like...
[908.5s] Let's just go for it.
[910.2s] I agree.
[910.8s] I say fire.
[911.5s] I say there's got to be something happening where the fire is.
[914.4s] So let's go check that out.
[915.4s] We have to...
[916.1s] Where there's smoke, there's fire.
[917.3s] Thank you.
[918.4s] There it is.
[919.0s] So...
[919.1s] Wrapping it up.
[919.8s] Thank you.
[920.3s] Boom.
[920.9s] Nice little button on that.
[922.1s] Let's do it.
[922.7s] Double quick time.
[923.3s] Let's just get over there and see while they're all distracted.
[925.4s] Here we go.
[925.8s] Love it.
[926.6s] The three of you quickly barrel down this.
[929.7s] Let's make an athletics roll each.
[932.4s] Okay.
[933.3s] That's a 10.
[934.7s] Not ideal.
[936.7s] That's a 14 for Cav.
[938.3s] Eight.
[939.0s] Ouch.
[939.3s] Jeez, the sum of us are rolling down that hill.
[942.1s] You do have a plus six for Ring Kip for athletics.
[946.1s] Oh, that's true.
[947.0s] That's a 14 for it.
[948.1s] Yes, yes.
[948.8s] Yeah.
[949.4s] Very athletic guy.
[950.6s] So athletic.
[951.4s] I mean, you carry around to that many axes,
[953.1s] you're going to get pretty athletic.
[954.3s] You know what I mean?
[955.1s] It's true.
[956.1s] It's always leg day, right?
[958.2s] He's axe ripped.
[961.2s] You're all running down the side of this hill,
[963.7s] trying to be quiet,
[964.8s] but also at the same time not because, you know,
[966.9s] presumably most of the goblins in the city
[968.9s] are moving back up and towards Bazaar,
[970.5s] who we'll cut back to in a moment here.
[972.8s] You make it down to the edge of the city.
[975.3s] You pause for a moment.
[977.0s] Very much like Rambo infiltrating like a POW camp.
[981.3s] You watch one goblin.
[982.9s] Yeah, you watch one goblin walking by,
[987.3s] just like picking his nose and flicking it,
[990.6s] and then stopping and standing in front of you.
[993.7s] And now he's in like the scratching his head,
[995.9s] scratching his butt moment,
[998.4s] a la Goldeneye,
[999.5s] that kind of behavior happening there.
[1003.9s] Sure.
[1004.7s] Yeah.
[1006.2s] NPC behavior, you're saying?
[1007.9s] Yep, exactly.
[1009.3s] Like he will be the first to die.
[1015.5s] Something about he used to be an adventurer
[1017.3s] until he took an arrow to the knee.
[1020.9s] There's more commotion happening up there,
[1022.9s] which sounds like maybe, you know,
[1024.6s] somebody has arrived at this confused,
[1028.8s] confused individual's location.
[1031.6s] We'll get there in a moment.
[1033.6s] And he looks up and then turns back
[1035.9s] and begins walking away,
[1037.2s] which gives you a moment to duck
[1039.1s] and weave through this town.
[1041.6s] You manage to make it not very far.
[1050.2s] Stop rolling my dice.
[1052.4s] Your dice are working very well.
[1053.7s] I'm not rolling to do good things to anybody.
[1056.1s] Oh, fair enough.
[1056.8s] Keep your hands off my dice.
[1059.1s] That was my nat1 that you just stole.
[1062.2s] You are making your way through the city,
[1063.8s] thinking that everything's good.
[1065.7s] You're bypassing all of these rogue NPCs
[1068.6s] and make your way to where you can see
[1071.2s] the glow of the fire.
[1072.8s] And there's a bit of a commotion up ahead.
[1075.0s] And you see one goblin
[1077.5s] trying to correct this structure
[1081.3s] in front of you.
[1083.4s] And Bonwyn, you recognize Tally,
[1085.8s] who seems to be stuck
[1087.4s] inside of this wooden structure
[1089.4s] and this goblin.
[1091.8s] Roll insight.
[1096.0s] It's a minus two.
[1098.0s] 16.
[1099.0s] Oh, wow.
[1100.2s] Yeah, 16.
[1102.5s] This goblin is trying to lift this structure.
[1104.4s] You get an idea that this goblin
[1107.4s] is not actively at this point
[1110.1s] trying to hurt Tally.
[1111.5s] Like they're trying to get them free
[1114.7s] perhaps so that they can put them back
[1116.4s] in this structure.
[1117.8s] That's the vibe you get.
[1119.2s] There's no aggression towards them
[1121.7s] or just frustrated.
[1125.2s] He's been trying to put this tank up
[1126.4s] for so long and you're not helping.
[1128.1s] The dog's barking.
[1129.2s] The kids are crying.
[1130.6s] Could we just get this through the instructions
[1133.0s] and he's just like, what?
[1136.2s] So that's what you see.
[1140.8s] We'll be right back.
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[1222.9s] So a bit of a different dynamic
[1224.7s] for the group because I mean
[1226.6s] I usually run games for the main feed.
[1228.9s] Tom steps in on the Patreon stuff.
[1231.2s] Amy and Carla are in there.
[1232.5s] Make dick jokes in the background.
[1234.2s] But occasionally run a game.
[1236.1s] But usually it's just the four of us.
[1237.7s] Yeah, so having somebody else
[1240.1s] run the game is super fun
[1241.9s] and I'm very excited for it.
[1243.7s] We've recorded the first episode
[1244.9s] just need to put it together
[1245.8s] and get it out to you.
[1246.6s] So it's the first of the month.
[1249.5s] So I hope it's the first of the month
[1252.3s] as we release this.
[1254.1s] It's been a day.
[1255.7s] So we hope it's a perfect time to join
[1258.7s] and when you do join.
[1260.2s] Have I let anybody else talk yet?
[1261.9s] I don't think so.
[1262.6s] Well, sort of.
[1265.9s] I didn't get to talk at all on one.
[1267.9s] So that's true.
[1271.3s] Take it away, honey.
[1272.5s] Take it away.
[1273.5s] So when you are a patron
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[1293.2s] You can come just you can come
[1294.9s] taste that cyberpunk episode
[1296.8s] and give it back to us if you wanted to.
[1298.6s] But from the sounds of it,
[1300.5s] you'll be hooked.
[1301.7s] I know I am.
[1302.6s] All right.
[1303.3s] Well, let's get you back
[1304.1s] to the episode then.
[1305.0s] Have a great week.
[1305.6s] We'll talk to you soon.
[1306.2s] Bye.
[1311.9s] Let's cut back up to Bazaar.
[1313.3s] Bazaar, you're calling doing your thing
[1316.6s] and after not long
[1318.6s] you hear quick footsteps and movement
[1322.3s] and scuffles along the dirt
[1324.0s] above and off into the other pathway
[1328.2s] that they didn't go.
[1329.1s] That they didn't go.
[1329.8s] Good thing they didn't go
[1331.0s] because they're coming up that way.
[1332.5s] Great thinking, everybody.
[1333.9s] It's working out.
[1334.6s] It's all working out.
[1335.8s] Three cheers for the whole.
[1338.8s] It doesn't take long
[1341.6s] before the room begins to fill up
[1345.0s] with goblins.
[1345.5s] So I guess as the first few come in,
[1348.6s] what do you do?
[1350.3s] So I've got my torch ready.
[1352.6s] I didn't actually drop.
[1354.3s] I mean, I didn't drop my scimitar.
[1356.2s] I just clanged it on the wall.
[1357.8s] I'm standing there
[1358.7s] and as soon as the first groups
[1361.1s] converge onto that one point,
[1364.5s] I begin to do the somatic components
[1368.6s] of a spell.
[1369.8s] Drawing out from my pocket
[1371.4s] a small spider.
[1372.2s] I let it crawl around my hand,
[1374.6s] spinning a web,
[1375.4s] and then I blast it forth,
[1377.1s] creating a 20 square foot cube
[1380.3s] of web on that point.
[1382.6s] Nice.
[1383.1s] Perfect.
[1384.1s] So like the feeling that you get
[1385.6s] when you walk through a spider web,
[1387.3s] but like a hundred times worse.
[1389.4s] Oh, big time.
[1390.4s] And my eye immediately just like
[1392.7s] goes bloodshot.
[1394.3s] My left eye.
[1395.5s] Love it.
[1396.6s] So 20 square foot.
[1400.1s] So yeah, you're absolutely able
[1402.2s] to cover the two entrances.
[1406.3s] Goblins begin pouring in there.
[1408.6s] They do have weapons drawn
[1409.8s] that you can see
[1411.5s] and quickly get caught up in this.
[1414.2s] Matt, you told me
[1415.0s] I can't roll your dice,
[1416.1s] but I don't have my own dice.
[1417.8s] Boundaries, motherfucker.
[1419.0s] Yeah.
[1419.8s] Yeah.
[1420.5s] I mean, if you want to
[1421.1s] roll any save DCs for them,
[1422.5s] it's a 14 and a dex save.
[1424.2s] They did not save.
[1425.7s] So they are piling through
[1427.7s] and getting caught up
[1428.6s] and then you can see
[1429.3s] that there are a few back further
[1431.4s] and they're calling to each other
[1434.2s] and a few of them turn around
[1435.9s] and they are running back
[1437.0s] the other direction.
[1439.6s] I begin spinning my blade
[1441.0s] as a song begins to vibrate from it
[1443.6s] and I start moving towards
[1445.3s] the ones that are caught in the web
[1447.4s] since they are restrained
[1448.5s] and begin slashing.
[1450.4s] Ouch.
[1451.1s] Oh shit.
[1452.2s] And just cutting down goblins.
[1456.6s] I can't believe us.
[1457.4s] Your brooms are missing all of this.
[1459.5s] He's shooting web walls.
[1461.0s] He's killing.
[1462.0s] And we're just like running through the village.
[1463.8s] I hope this is like an ongoing thing
[1465.8s] where like we just don't see
[1467.5s] Bazaar doing like these crazy amazing things.
[1470.2s] It's like a goblin
[1471.0s] Benihana up there right now.
[1472.3s] It's just yeah.
[1474.7s] Yeah, I evoke my blade song.
[1476.7s] There's your ep title right there.
[1478.0s] Goblin Benihana.
[1478.7s] What song does it sing, Kyle?
[1480.4s] Oh, it's just a humming vibration
[1482.3s] that matches the tunes of the bells
[1483.9s] from Bernhard Swann's
[1485.0s] School of Magic Fighting and Dance.
[1490.0s] As that song is singing
[1491.8s] and perhaps being a call and answer
[1495.5s] of the cries of the goblins
[1497.7s] on the receiving end,
[1499.4s] we cut back down to the three of you.
[1502.2s] You see this goblin
[1503.1s] trying to correct this structure
[1504.6s] and tallies there.
[1505.2s] You don't see Alydin from where you are.
[1507.4s] What do you do?
[1508.6s] Oh, I think I'm just going to go
[1512.8s] and try and like knock over the structure
[1516.3s] or get tally out in some way.
[1519.0s] If Alydin's not there
[1520.1s] because something bad happened,
[1521.0s] then something bad happened.
[1522.2s] And if she's not there
[1523.6s] because she's been sneaky, great.
[1526.6s] Like either way,
[1527.6s] I got to help this kid that's in a cage.
[1529.5s] Got it. Okay.
[1531.2s] I do have an axe actually.
[1532.6s] So I guess I could go up
[1533.5s] and axe the cage open.
[1535.2s] Perfect.
[1535.8s] So she can be free.
[1536.7s] Awesome.
[1537.4s] So you're going to-
[1537.8s] Okay, everybody, axes.
[1539.5s] Okay. Axes.
[1541.7s] Saves the day.
[1542.7s] We do a flashback to Up at the Hole
[1544.9s] where we did a quick training montage
[1546.7s] with all the axes.
[1548.4s] Surprisingly, with all the clanging of the axes,
[1550.8s] they still didn't hear that.
[1552.0s] Yeah. Couldn't hear it.
[1555.0s] Amazing.
[1555.6s] It has to be a scimitar
[1556.8s] for them to be able to hear it.
[1557.8s] That's right.
[1558.2s] Yes. So you are attacking the structure,
[1560.6s] not the goblin at the structure.
[1562.5s] Correct.
[1562.9s] Got it.
[1563.9s] So, I mean, the structure is not going to move.
[1566.7s] Roll some damage.
[1569.6s] So that's a three.
[1571.0s] Three damage to cage.
[1572.2s] Perfect. The cage explodes.
[1574.8s] Wow. That was not much of a cage.
[1577.5s] What is that? Is it made of balsa wood?
[1582.6s] I mean, they weren't children.
[1583.5s] We're picking it up.
[1584.3s] That's true.
[1584.9s] So I feel like they-
[1585.7s] Balsa wood.
[1586.1s] Actually glued together.
[1588.6s] That's a popsicle stick cage.
[1590.1s] Wow. All right.
[1591.5s] And I say like, Tally, come on.
[1593.3s] And I grab her.
[1595.0s] You grab her.
[1595.8s] Alydin, you're in one of these structures.
[1598.2s] As you get into the structure,
[1599.9s] nobody sees you.
[1601.1s] You don't see anybody.
[1602.4s] So we'll back this up just a little bit.
[1604.7s] You get into the structure
[1606.0s] and inside of this structure,
[1608.2s] you turn and look in Tally,
[1610.2s] see Tally's stuck,
[1611.1s] the Goblin's going towards Tally.
[1613.1s] Then you hear a little noise coming from behind you.
[1616.1s] You turn and you look
[1617.5s] and you see the Goblin who tossed you the pebble
[1621.1s] who looks big eyes and panicked
[1623.8s] is looking at you and kind of like
[1627.2s] gives you like a this way kind of hand motion.
[1631.6s] Kids trust kids.
[1633.7s] I go over to the Goblin.
[1636.6s] And they duck out the back of this little structure
[1639.6s] and they like are calling for you to follow them.
[1643.6s] I do it.
[1644.6s] Okay.
[1645.1s] What an adventure.
[1646.6s] Meanwhile, we're down here trying to find you.
[1650.1s] Right.
[1650.5s] I'm on my own adventure.
[1652.1s] Fuck Tally.
[1653.5s] She'll be fine.
[1654.5s] Adults be damned.
[1655.0s] I taught her well.
[1656.0s] So this is happening before the people have actually shown up.
[1659.5s] So you are following this Goblin
[1662.6s] who's weaving between structures
[1664.9s] avoiding other Goblins as they pass
[1667.5s] and kind of you know you get a good sense
[1670.1s] that they're they appear to be trying to help you.
[1673.9s] Yeah.
[1674.4s] They seem well intentioned.
[1676.3s] And as they're leading you through the town
[1680.2s] you catch out of the corner of your eye three adults
[1684.5s] one of which you recognize as Bonwyn
[1687.0s] one's familiar in Kavlaran
[1690.6s] and a guy you've seen around town with a big mustache.
[1694.7s] All wielding axes running through this town.
[1699.4s] So you're now kind of behind them
[1701.1s] as they're running to where they think you are.
[1704.4s] What do you do?
[1705.7s] From out of my bucket I pull a slingshot
[1711.9s] and I bend down and pick up a smooth stone
[1717.7s] because I'm not looking to impale anybody
[1719.6s] and I take careful aim and I shoot it at Kavlaran's ass.
[1724.8s] Okay so now we'll kind of bring this all together here.
[1731.8s] The three of you are at Bonwyn's just jumped
[1734.1s] the structures exploded graded grab tally
[1736.5s] and Kavlaran you're hit swiftly in the ass with a stone.
[1741.4s] Stings doesn't give you any damage but it stings a lot.
[1744.2s] Yeah smooth stone.
[1746.4s] Ow what the hell where did that come from?
[1749.4s] You turn turn around.
[1751.6s] Are they shooting at the stones now?
[1754.2s] I think it's just the one over there.
[1756.6s] Just one?
[1757.2s] Who we're looking for.
[1758.8s] All right.
[1759.3s] Yes hello.
[1760.2s] Oh see you.
[1761.8s] Oh sorry.
[1762.6s] Hello.
[1763.4s] Sorry.
[1764.5s] We see you.
[1765.0s] How far away am I?
[1766.1s] How far does your slingshot shoot?
[1768.7s] My slingshot will shoot as far as I fucking want it to shoot.
[1771.8s] That's not true it has a number beside it.
[1774.0s] Fine.
[1775.1s] Fine it says 30 to 120 feet so 120 on the outside.
[1784.6s] Yeah so let's say you're let's say you're 30 feet away.
[1787.1s] Okay then I hit him square that's gonna leave a bruise.
[1789.4s] So you're now you've got the the three adults in front of you
[1792.7s] and you've got this goblin who's trying to he's calling you over
[1795.9s] and like leading you out of the town basically.
[1798.3s] I gesture like just like come this way and I run
[1803.5s] and I follow the goblin hoping that my message got across.
[1807.4s] Kavlaran roll insight.
[1809.1s] Oh no.
[1810.7s] Tom rolls well it's gonna be okay.
[1813.9s] I roll well.
[1814.7s] Kav's a bit of a dummy but I roll well.
[1817.1s] All right here we go.
[1818.4s] Insight.
[1819.6s] Oh it's a plus four all right we like that.
[1822.7s] 12 on the die so 16.
[1824.3s] 16 love it.
[1825.1s] You get a sense that Alydin's going to
[1827.2s] is trying to lead you out you don't see the goblin that they're chasing though.
[1831.1s] All right guys.
[1833.1s] Alydin we got it we got to go that way.
[1835.1s] Where are we going that way for.
[1838.1s] She waved us over.
[1839.8s] We're getting waved by people now who's who's waving us.
[1842.7s] Alydin was over there waving at us to I think to get out of the tunnels.
[1847.8s] Okay well I'm so glad we came down here then
[1849.9s] because apparently they already are getting out but let's do this I guess.
[1854.0s] I mean it seems like a win.
[1855.9s] I'm calling it a win I mean but I call most things wins.
[1859.5s] I will take credit for this.
[1863.4s] We hustle over all right let's let's all go here we go here we go.
[1866.8s] I grabbed tally I smashed the thing I grabbed tally and I turned back to my friend so if
[1871.0s] they have both like just started running I'm going to follow them.
[1874.9s] The goblin that was there trying to correct the structure
[1879.1s] like is is like jumps back because you startled them clearly.
[1884.7s] And a lot of splinters a lot of splinters they're shielding their eyes they're trying
[1888.3s] to figure it out they're looking around as you grab tally and begin to motor.
[1893.9s] They are starting to chase you but you look back and you see that they kind of
[1899.5s] they don't put up a big fight like they start to to hold back as well.
[1903.6s] They're too old for this shit.
[1905.5s] It was one week from retirement okay.
[1908.4s] It's the Danny Glover of goblins.
[1915.3s] So all of you now are weaving through unknowingly following this this tiny
[1920.6s] goblin child that Alydin is following.
[1924.3s] Solid plan.
[1925.1s] You get out into this open clearing and there is a small calling it a rivers too much.
[1932.8s] It's a bit of a stream that goes through this this smaller tunnel system.
[1938.4s] It looks like Alydin ducks in there.
[1941.2s] Do you all follow in there?
[1942.6s] You would fit it would be tight for most of you.
[1945.7s] But you got through that hole.
[1947.1s] Yeah we're used to that by now.
[1948.3s] Have we gone back towards where Bazaar is or different direction?
[1955.1s] Are we worried about Bazaar at all?
[1957.9s] I don't know this is the thing we're so far gone.
[1960.5s] We made no plan after the distraction.
[1963.4s] He can obviously handle himself.
[1964.6s] I am more worried about the goblins.
[1966.9s] I for a moment got really scared that child was going to run in
[1970.0s] to where he was massacring goblins.
[1972.4s] I was like no the poor innocent goblin baby.
[1976.4s] I mean I'm going to keep following because I don't know who we're following.
[1979.1s] I'm just following my friends.
[1981.0s] And yeah Rinkip you can't really see very much.
[1983.3s] So you're just like leading you're blind leading the blind for you.
[1987.1s] You're running following everybody else.
[1989.7s] We cut back up to Bazaar.
[1991.8s] What does the scene look like around you Bazaar?
[1996.2s] It depends on if goblins keep pushing into the web or not.
[1999.7s] No they don't.
[2001.9s] The ones that are stuck there obviously you have taken care of them.
[2006.0s] But you see that they back off.
[2008.6s] They are not trying to come any closer to this.
[2012.9s] Does it look like they're running back towards the city?
[2015.8s] Make an insight roll.
[2017.9s] Okay can do.
[2019.1s] Bazaar massacred friends and family members stuck inside of a web.
[2025.5s] That's an eight.
[2027.4s] Yes I don't know who the bad guy is.
[2031.3s] I mean come on.
[2034.6s] Yeah you see them backing up.
[2035.9s] Some of them still have weapons drawn.
[2037.1s] Some of them are are are standing their ground a little bit more.
[2041.3s] But you see most of them filtering back down the tunnel which they came.
[2045.9s] So back towards the city you can presume because that's where they all came up from.
[2051.2s] But they are hesitant.
[2053.2s] They came in quickly when you were making noise but they are very hesitant now.
[2059.8s] Rightfully so.
[2062.2s] I am going to taunt them and make offensive hand gestures their way.
[2067.3s] That'll do it.
[2068.7s] Okay.
[2070.3s] Come on.
[2071.4s] Is this like a goading skill or is this just what you're doing?
[2075.9s] No no this is just this is just what.
[2078.0s] Just making sure it's not a D&D thing.
[2079.0s] I'm just an asshole.
[2080.1s] No no no.
[2081.3s] Yeah no well let me let me just double check real quick if I have anything actually
[2085.1s] now that I'm thinking about it.
[2086.7s] I don't so that's okay too.
[2089.2s] But yeah no I would definitely be trying to like keep their attention as much as I can.
[2096.3s] Actually you know what if I if I can see one of them then I am going to cast
[2102.0s] frostbite at one of them.
[2104.0s] Okay.
[2104.6s] The closest one needs to make a con save DC 14.
[2108.6s] Then that's a 12.
[2111.1s] Okay then that goblin takes 11 cold damage.
[2117.6s] That's not great for that goblin that has seven hit points.
[2121.6s] So that goblin is one of the ones holding their spear standing their ground against you.
[2127.3s] What does it look like when you when you cast frostbite?
[2130.7s] I pull out a like a small piece of metal and I kind of just like hold it on the tips of
[2137.3s] my fingers and you can see them start to turn a little black at the ends and then
[2142.5s] I release the metal and this blast of just cold arcane energy like emits and it runs from it.
[2151.5s] After that the goblin is frozen in spot and the two goblins that are flanking this one
[2156.9s] they look at their friend and then they turn and run like everybody's running away from you now.
[2163.2s] I mean they should have done that at the web part of things.
[2167.9s] You know that would have been the wise thing.
[2169.9s] Yeah well the web was innocuous the web was sticky it was the blades afterwards.
[2174.3s] Absolutely nothing innocuous about a giant spider web in the middle of the cave.
[2177.7s] Goblins have minus one wisdom so and no extra intelligence.
[2184.0s] Not deep thinkers.
[2184.9s] Okay they are they actually haven't hurt anybody.
[2190.5s] The remaining group is running away from you now.
[2195.1s] Okay what do you do?
[2197.1s] I'm going to yell out really loud heads up they're retreating from me.
[2206.3s] You poke your head through the hole yell that.
[2208.4s] So Bonwyn based on how we've described this Kavlaran and Rin Kip would be in front of
[2213.0s] you you have tally in tow you hear Bizard call to you.
[2217.7s] You would be able to respond to him at this moment if you want.
[2220.5s] They're retreating from me.
[2222.1s] Okay we're on our way out save yourself.
[2225.1s] I don't even know if we're on our way out.
[2228.4s] Will do.
[2231.6s] Good call.
[2233.9s] Okay you're going presumably Bizard you're going to try and just head back the way you
[2239.1s] came.
[2239.5s] Yes I'll stick around for a moment just to make sure.
[2242.7s] Have you seen this hole in the wall though if you consider maybe.
[2246.7s] It's very fun to go through I mean it doesn't look like it but it's great to go through
[2250.7s] you know it feels good.
[2253.7s] Yeah I'm a single person and I have to carry a torch so I'm like going to stand
[2258.4s] out like a sore thumb so got it.
[2261.7s] I'm going to try and you're not stupid like us.
[2264.4s] Based on the what I just got is like we're heading out like save yourself means
[2269.4s] they have their way out and I can go where I need to go so.
[2274.2s] That's that's what I infer from that.
[2276.0s] You can hear where the where Bonwyn's voice is coming from and it's like you knew they
[2281.6s] were heading off and towards the the orange glow of the fire it's off into the other
[2286.1s] side of the city now so presumably they're either being chased or they've found another
[2290.1s] way out so you can hang around for a moment.
[2294.1s] You do hear movement back down off into the tunnel system where all these goblins had
[2301.1s] previously gone so you hear them coming back into the city grumbles calls amongst them
[2308.0s] but they don't appear to be moving back towards your friends on the other side.
[2313.5s] Excellent.
[2314.3s] The rest of you are climbing through this this creek system which the walls themselves
[2323.4s] are glowing with this blue aura of just moss and lichen and that sort of thing.
[2332.2s] Kavlaran you're up front you can see Alydin and now for the first time you see that
[2337.0s] Alydin is following somebody.
[2338.8s] Do you do anything with that information?
[2340.9s] I just keep following.
[2343.1s] Seems like it's at least leading somewhere so.
[2345.7s] Great.
[2346.3s] I mean I would like that information I want to say you know if we are in fact following
[2351.1s] an infant goblin through a glowing cave I mean I feel like maybe that's pertinent
[2356.3s] information but I mean I don't know what do I know I'm just the axe guy.
[2362.7s] And the mustache guy.
[2364.4s] That's right don't downplay the mustache.
[2367.5s] And just the mustache axe guy.
[2369.8s] Let's go let's go.
[2370.8s] The tunnel system begins to widen and you can see daylight up ahead now so those who
[2376.5s] couldn't previously see very well are now able to see more.
[2381.0s] You do get a glimpse as this begins to widen and you can see around everybody you do
[2385.9s] get a glimpse of a small goblin all of you up at the front leading you out and
[2390.6s] through this system.
[2392.3s] We've been following a goblin baby this whole time.
[2395.1s] Okay I mean daylight's daylight am I right folks?
[2397.4s] That's fine I just maybe pass that information back next
[2400.7s] time to the caboose of the situation.
[2404.1s] Alydin hugs the there's got a goblino there's got to be a name for a bit like a small
[2410.7s] child it's a goblino a goblino goblet goblet oh wait a minute that's a thing that's
[2416.9s] wait a minute that's already a word childish goblino childish goblino that's the one.
[2422.8s] Alydin hugs the goblino and says thank you but I assume they understand what I'm
[2431.5s] saying like a like a they smile at you and they point out of the tunnel.
[2440.5s] And I point to them and then back in the tunnel.
[2444.1s] And then they look at all of your friends and they look
[2447.0s] look cautious with all of their axes.
[2452.0s] Oh um guys put your sharp things away.
[2455.8s] Are we at putting axes away time now?
[2458.2s] Do you really feel comfortable doing that or I mean we're out of the cave?
[2462.8s] Like the entrance exits right there and you're freaking out my friend.
[2467.3s] I will put my axe away that is that I I agree sure sure sure sure yeah sure.
[2473.6s] What's your name?
[2475.5s] I look back at tally and I'm like like if you're gonna just throw moldy bread at me again I'm
[2480.8s] not sure the goblino in front of you yeah I like it I like it goblin child just didn't
[2487.1s] sound right child the goblino in front of you squints I point to me and I say Alydin.
[2495.2s] They point to themselves and say brasp brasp brasp brasp it's tough to
[2502.5s] one vowel it's brasp brasp okay bye thanks and I run.
[2509.9s] Let's get out of here.
[2511.0s] So you exit onto the river river like there's this is a small alcove off into the
[2516.3s] bend that comes into the city so you know a place where people go to fish but there's
[2521.2s] nobody here right now and make out and make out you make your way back to the city and
[2526.9s] back towards the stables where as you get there you hear knocking at the door and you see there
[2534.3s] are six children sitting on top of the door that's in the floor and there's knocking coming
[2539.6s] from below and you hear Bazaar calling up hey can can you can you stop blocking the door
[2549.2s] the magic machine said we had to make sure that nobody came in or out
[2553.5s] I think we should shoo the kids away I'm gonna shoo the kids away and we're like kids get off
[2557.4s] the door oh okay okay okay okay okay okay Alydin you're back thank you for following
[2562.2s] directions oh it was very nerve-racking going out and finding Bonwyn you didn't tell us what
[2566.8s] Bonwyn looked like I knew you could figure it out it was a test they they look very proud
[2572.7s] of themselves and they go off into the back of the stable Tali kind of corrals them
[2579.9s] getting them out of there you open back up the door Bazaar you're you're allowed to come out now
[2584.3s] actually jokes on you I close the door Bazaar is in there for another whole episode
[2592.6s] just grab my blade all right let's do this no just kidding um hey thanks for finding us
[2601.7s] of course I'm glad that you told the kids to come look for me you know I was told that
[2607.0s] it's good to have a plan B and I just learned this word contingency it's a really good one
[2612.9s] um that's like it's a really fancy jerk way of saying just just in case yeah we I was worried
[2617.7s] when you didn't show up for the for the adventure oh I miss the adventure oh you did
[2623.9s] but you don't worry you did not worry it was not good you had more of an adventure than we
[2630.4s] know like she like gestures like Bonwyn Tali's not there if you're trying to over well no but
[2637.1s] I also want to say it's in front of the boys fair enough so like Tali goes to the bathroom
[2641.1s] like a lot so like I think like we don't usually see like healers or whatever but like
[2648.0s] oh but we should probably 100 percent she tried to put my bucket I can arrange something
[2653.2s] oh oh no I'm so sorry um yeah why don't you guys come to the shop in the morning
[2659.2s] and yeah I I went to high school with a guy
[2667.6s] we're gonna have to ambush her she's not gonna like it anyway um thanks everybody oh of course
[2674.4s] no I give an awkward salute because I feel like I return it just like yeah
[2680.1s] yeah you're Bizard right yes yes I am yeah Alydin correct yes thanks I heard you
[2691.1s] because I recognize your voice because I've seen you around town and if you hadn't been like
[2696.3s] acting so stupid and stuff I would not have been able to squeeze out of those bars so I
[2701.5s] get that a lot oh fantastic thanks for being all stupid and stuff really let me do my thing
[2710.1s] you know there's a time and a place for it and you just know how to kind of know how to read the
[2714.5s] cave oh um I think they have your thing and I point over to a group of kids who are
[2721.9s] surrounding this ball and they've got like a hungry look in their eyes like like you know
[2728.5s] they've discovered social media for the first time yes no that's that's fancy little
[2734.1s] prototype still working on things this place this is where you make your home correct no
[2740.3s] I don't know who told you that okay then I guess that's not the case but if it were then
[2746.7s] perhaps having someone come around and show you these cool new things that they happen
[2753.2s] to be creating while also offering some form of education or instead of at your home you
[2760.2s] could come to the shop after it closes down the magic closet and uh you know learn something
[2766.5s] more about the world yeah okay yeah that sounds cool like you know if I have time and stuff
[2770.4s] because I take care of all these if you have time rats so and if anything maybe there will
[2777.9s] be a good meal in it for you fade out on this scene and back to the Brewed Awakening where
[2784.1s] the adults have gathered back Ignatius is still calling for people to give their thoughts on
[2791.3s] Charis as you enter just anybody who will say anything he says yes yes that is that is what
[2799.1s] Charis is well known for the green hat they were did wear a green hat all the time
[2805.6s] so bond when you're back you just missed the best the best eulogy of dear sweet Charis
[2814.0s] is this thing still going it's still happening the memorial still so happy it's a relapsing
[2820.2s] remitting pop-up memorial it sounds like this memorial needs like a 12-step program Ignatius
[2825.6s] you okay I'm feeling better you're gonna head back to the quivering hills maybe yes back
[2830.6s] to the quivering hills lock up uh you know make sure everybody's on their way I guess
[2835.6s] that's uh I guess that's about time for me uh Bench was really excited about people coming
[2840.8s] in and sharing their stories though because every time they shared a story they bought
[2844.5s] another drink uh so that's okay we'll continue this tomorrow I feel like we could
[2850.8s] everybody has enough stories to last all week as he's exiting the bird awakening
[2856.4s] I'm seeing like a new like like new income revenue like revenue for
[2863.4s] is it like the brood awakening and the eternal sleep get your drinks and your funeral services
[2872.0s] yes yeah only flash memorials nothing planned memorial marathon you die and it happens
[2877.9s] immediately yeah even if you don't die apparently it happens immediately oh yeah yeah get ahead
[2883.6s] of the game that's yeah even if you're just missing for two days yeah you all pull up to the
[2888.8s] side of the side of the bar and Bench pours you all your drinks and says well where'd you guys go
[2894.3s] oh um around yeah you know just uh you just had to you know just uh from a perimeter around
[2902.5s] the it was it's great yeah everything worked out great yeah there are no goblins underneath
[2908.2s] the city I didn't even think there could be so don't worry about that yeah no it wasn't
[2913.4s] even on my mind I will just continue living my uh my blissful ignorant life uh and and be
[2919.9s] okay with it all right well here you go have a good one and he moves over and uh when the scene
[2925.9s] fades of the four of you and uh you all look to Bizard who's you've only now just realized
[2933.7s] is covered in blood
[2935.7s] I'm
[2942.3s] Dumbgeons and Dragons season three episode 17 starring Amy More as Alydin, Carla Maxdead
[2948.8s] as Bonwyn Everbane, Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard
[2954.5s] with special guest Joe Fisher from Midnight Burger as Rin Kip Celador and Russ More as
[2960.0s] your Dungeon Master. Dialogue Editing by Carla Maxdead and Sound Design by Russ More.
[2965.4s] This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,
[2969.9s] Boom Library and Sound Ideas. Our amazing cover art and character designs are by Matt
[2975.2s] Garbutt and a huge thank you to our supporting producers Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak,
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