1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,960 In one moment, Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin. 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:12,560 It's the sound of pebbles being tossed across the cage in the middle of this goblin cavern. 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:22,080 Tally looks ashamed on one side and, Alydin, you're tossing them towards your bucket, 4 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:27,719 looking a little disconcerted about the state of it right now. 5 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,119 I'm very, very sorry. 6 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:35,000 You know, it's okay. When you gotta go, you gotta go. 7 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,079 Yeah, thanks for your understanding. 8 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:37,579 Yeah. 9 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:46,759 Tally looks up and around and behind you, Alydin, you hear just the sound of a pebble 10 00:00:46,759 --> 00:00:50,120 or a rock kind of hit behind you and then roll towards you. 11 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:51,420 What? 12 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:51,920 What? 13 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:59,420 You turn around and you see, poking their head out from behind a structure, 14 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:06,060 not too far away from where you are, is a young-looking goblin. 15 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:09,900 They're looking at you wide-eyed, like you just caught them. 16 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:13,740 I give like a little hi, like a little wave. 17 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,460 They quickly reach down and grab another pebble, 18 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:22,940 toss it to you and give a quick wave and then duck back behind the structure. 19 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:32,220 I pick up the pebble that they had tossed to me and I put it in my pocket. 20 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:33,660 I don't have my bucket, do I? 21 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:40,540 Well, it's on the other side of the cage where Tally had just used... 22 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:43,180 Oh, that was the bucket? 23 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:44,380 Yeah. 24 00:01:44,379 --> 00:01:47,739 Oh, I thought he said your bucket. 25 00:01:47,739 --> 00:01:54,140 I had just assumed that the goblins were gracious hosts and gave us a place to shit. 26 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:56,060 No, it was definitely your bucket. 27 00:01:57,259 --> 00:01:59,340 You put that pocket in your bucket, which is good. 28 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:02,379 So she peed next to my bucket? 29 00:02:02,379 --> 00:02:02,879 Yeah. 30 00:02:03,739 --> 00:02:06,060 Oh no, my bucket's in a puddle of pee. 31 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:10,539 Yeah, that's where we'll leave it. 32 00:02:11,099 --> 00:02:11,599 Oh. 33 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:18,060 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast, 34 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:21,019 and I'm your dungeon master Russ More, he, him. 35 00:02:21,019 --> 00:02:24,859 Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, she, her. 36 00:02:24,859 --> 00:02:28,459 And if you hadn't been like acting so stupid and stuff, 37 00:02:28,459 --> 00:02:30,699 I would not have been able to squeeze out of those bars. 38 00:02:30,699 --> 00:02:34,139 Carla Maxstead as Bonwyn Everbane, she, her. 39 00:02:34,139 --> 00:02:36,939 Maybe just popping through that hole. 40 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:39,899 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him. 41 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:41,420 What the hell? 42 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:43,020 Where did that come from? 43 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:46,140 Kyle Klasset as Bizard the Wizard, he, him. 44 00:02:46,140 --> 00:02:48,620 Heads up, they're retreating from me. 45 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:54,300 With special guest Joe Fisher from Midnight Burger as Rin Kip Celador, he, him. 46 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:58,060 Like I said, they're not going to expect us to come through this way. 47 00:02:58,060 --> 00:03:00,700 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon-supported podcast, 48 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:01,980 and we want you to come join us. 49 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:03,740 Get a seven-day free trial. 50 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:06,060 Come check it out and see what it's all about. 51 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,140 And now, fuck it, let's play. 52 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:17,659 Bonwyn, give me a stealth. 53 00:03:17,659 --> 00:03:20,700 I think is probably the best way to sneak through this hole. 54 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,020 Give me a roll for suck it in. 55 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:25,580 That is a 23. 56 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,500 Wow, cool. 57 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,860 Oh, hey, shit. 58 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,460 As if Bizarre had prepped the grease spell, 59 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:37,580 you managed to slip quickly through this and everybody behind you 60 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:39,819 gives them a false sense of confidence. 61 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:42,539 I think, seeing how easy this is. 62 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:43,340 Made it look so easy. 63 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:46,939 And I'm quite round, so it's a bit confusing. 64 00:03:46,939 --> 00:03:48,620 False sense of confidence is where I live. 65 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:50,379 So the other two roll at disadvantage. 66 00:03:50,379 --> 00:03:52,379 So yeah, that was actually what I was thinking, 67 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:56,459 is the next people, because they see how easy it looks for Bonwyn. 68 00:03:56,459 --> 00:03:57,579 Bonwyn, you sneak in. 69 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:00,539 There's a little platform on the other side, 70 00:04:00,539 --> 00:04:02,299 a little landing rather than a platform. 71 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:07,900 You get down on, you quickly do a little look around 72 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,900 to make sure there's nobody immediately around you. 73 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:14,060 All signs point to clear as you are able to determine. 74 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,780 You give Rin Kip, who's following you. 75 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,899 Rin Kip, you're going to roll stealth at disadvantage, please. 76 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:21,259 Because he thinks it's going to be easy. 77 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:22,540 Here we go. 78 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:25,259 We've all seen someone do something and then go, I could do that. 79 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,500 12 and a 19, I've got a 12. 80 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,740 Oh, a 22. 81 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:32,860 Oh, OK. 82 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,620 So not bad. 83 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,620 So little noises you're coming through, 84 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,780 but you do manage to get through pretty OK. 85 00:04:41,899 --> 00:04:44,939 A little clanging of your armor, a couple of the axes. 86 00:04:46,379 --> 00:04:49,019 Did you distribute all the axes or you still have two? 87 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,340 I have the great axe. 88 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:51,899 The great axe. 89 00:04:51,899 --> 00:04:52,300 And then you hand it over. 90 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,980 And then I've distributed the other axes, yes. 91 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:54,780 Got it. 92 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:56,540 So yeah, just a little clanging of the armor 93 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,699 as you land down on the other side. 94 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,899 And Kavlaran, also with disadvantage, please. 95 00:05:01,899 --> 00:05:04,379 OK, first one was 13. 96 00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:05,500 Second is a 9. 97 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:09,019 Stealth is a plus 1, so a 10. 98 00:05:09,579 --> 00:05:09,899 10. 99 00:05:10,779 --> 00:05:13,500 OK, so we're getting progressively louder 100 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,420 the more people goes on here. 101 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,699 So Ring Kip gets through, lands on the other side. 102 00:05:18,699 --> 00:05:19,980 Bon, when you're looking around, 103 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,939 doesn't seem that you've roused any suspicions. 104 00:05:24,219 --> 00:05:28,860 And Kavlaran, you come through, but not gracefully. 105 00:05:29,899 --> 00:05:31,659 Oh, yeah, no, I was not expecting to. 106 00:05:31,659 --> 00:05:33,500 Yeah, no, you come through, 107 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:38,300 you realize that you are much taller than the two previous. 108 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,459 You have a harder time getting your legs through 109 00:05:40,459 --> 00:05:44,379 and you end up coming down kind of on your side and back 110 00:05:44,939 --> 00:05:47,819 as opposed to landing on your feet. 111 00:05:47,819 --> 00:05:50,220 So it was a little bit of a thud as you come through. 112 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:50,939 Back. 113 00:05:50,939 --> 00:05:51,180 Yeah. 114 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:53,899 Once I made it. 115 00:05:55,259 --> 00:05:55,740 Nailed it. 116 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:59,259 Once Kav gets through, that's when I start going, 117 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:02,139 oh, I'm so lost in these caves. 118 00:06:02,219 --> 00:06:04,139 I have no idea where I'm going. 119 00:06:04,139 --> 00:06:05,819 Oh, I dropped my sword. 120 00:06:05,819 --> 00:06:07,819 Clitter clatter, cling clang clang. 121 00:06:07,819 --> 00:06:09,259 Oh, I got to pick it up. 122 00:06:09,259 --> 00:06:11,899 There's a bunch of stuff I don't understand. 123 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:15,259 And just kind of ramble on like, you know. 124 00:06:15,259 --> 00:06:16,539 Sure, sure. 125 00:06:16,539 --> 00:06:17,019 Hold on. 126 00:06:17,659 --> 00:06:19,180 They went through a hole, right? 127 00:06:19,899 --> 00:06:21,819 And they landed on like a little ledge. 128 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:25,659 And then now you're making a ruckus at the hole. 129 00:06:25,659 --> 00:06:27,259 No, behind in the cavern. 130 00:06:27,259 --> 00:06:28,620 Behind, OK, so I was like, 131 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:31,259 isn't everyone just going to look over and be like, 132 00:06:31,339 --> 00:06:32,539 the fuck are these three people? 133 00:06:32,539 --> 00:06:33,339 Bizarre day. 134 00:06:33,339 --> 00:06:33,659 I'm back. 135 00:06:34,699 --> 00:06:38,060 I'm cupping my hand up towards the hole in the ceiling. 136 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:38,939 Oh, yes. 137 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:41,259 No, this was the part of the plan that made sense. 138 00:06:41,259 --> 00:06:43,099 Yeah, yeah, this is the part that was a good plan. 139 00:06:43,099 --> 00:06:44,139 Where we went after that was just. 140 00:06:44,139 --> 00:06:44,620 Yeah, yeah. 141 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,539 I just want to say though, we went through the hole, 142 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:47,659 they did not hear us. 143 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:48,379 OK, so. 144 00:06:48,379 --> 00:06:49,099 Absolutely. 145 00:06:49,099 --> 00:06:49,500 Nailed it. 146 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,860 Well, yeah, absolutely. 147 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:52,459 That's what I say when we get through the hole, 148 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:56,539 I'm like, see, like I said, they're not going to expect us 149 00:06:56,539 --> 00:06:57,980 to come through this way. 150 00:06:58,939 --> 00:06:59,580 Yeah. 151 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:01,259 So good job. 152 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:03,660 We cut down to Alydin. 153 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:07,100 The two of you are sitting there in silent shame. 154 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:10,220 One of us is shamed. 155 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:13,660 Yeah, I mean, both of you have a sense of shame 156 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:19,420 and you hear a voice off in the distance 157 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:21,180 echoing through the chamber. 158 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:23,900 Oh, no, I don't know what I'm doing. 159 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,819 I saw a cloud in here. 160 00:07:25,819 --> 00:07:26,460 Oh my god. 161 00:07:28,939 --> 00:07:29,740 Perfect. 162 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:30,220 Nailed it. 163 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:33,100 That's what you hear. 164 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:33,740 Exactly that. 165 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:35,580 Oh, what was that? 166 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:36,939 I don't know. 167 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:41,500 Sounded like an adult voice, 168 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,300 but why would an adult make a lot of noise? 169 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,500 So we can get out of here. 170 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:51,340 Should we try and move the move again 171 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,860 with the cage on top of us? 172 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:53,819 The cage, god damn it. 173 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,819 They leave, y'all can't find them all of a sudden. 174 00:07:57,819 --> 00:07:58,060 No. 175 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:00,379 Follow that cage. 176 00:08:02,379 --> 00:08:04,860 This rickety-built cage, 177 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,860 how close together are those bars? 178 00:08:07,579 --> 00:08:08,300 Oh, not very. 179 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:11,180 There's a lot of space. 180 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:12,240 Yeah. 181 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,219 Follow me, Tally. 182 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:14,719 Okay. 183 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:17,339 And I squeeze through the bars. 184 00:08:17,339 --> 00:08:19,659 Y'all could have fit through the bars the whole time. 185 00:08:19,659 --> 00:08:20,159 Yeah. 186 00:08:20,779 --> 00:08:21,740 We're children, god damn it. 187 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:23,259 We just went through a hole. 188 00:08:23,259 --> 00:08:24,939 I don't think we should be tested. 189 00:08:25,899 --> 00:08:26,860 There's no judgment here. 190 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:28,300 People with glass houses, Joe. 191 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:28,800 Come on. 192 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:31,420 I mean, we got through the hole. 193 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:33,419 Because we knew it. 194 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:35,820 Just in a space. 195 00:08:36,539 --> 00:08:37,100 Never mind. 196 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,899 Everybody's doing a great job. 197 00:08:39,899 --> 00:08:40,620 No, here's the thing. 198 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,379 There's two guards on me, right? 199 00:08:43,019 --> 00:08:44,059 There's two guards. 200 00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:46,139 You were moving the cage, though. 201 00:08:46,139 --> 00:08:49,419 I mean, why not move just your body? 202 00:08:49,419 --> 00:08:50,139 That was just a bit. 203 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:51,259 But now that- 204 00:08:51,259 --> 00:08:51,980 It was a good one. 205 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:52,460 It was great. 206 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:56,860 That was for their benefit. 207 00:08:56,860 --> 00:08:57,580 You know? 208 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,900 Like those goblins are going to have a story now 209 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:01,660 at the time they caught those two kids. 210 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:02,379 That's true. 211 00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:03,820 I love a good story. 212 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:05,740 Created like a little, yeah. 213 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:10,300 So I assume that their attention is diverted. 214 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,580 Yeah, so you hear that call. 215 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:12,379 It's echoing through. 216 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,580 It's continuing. 217 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:17,580 This person is increasingly making more noise and getting- 218 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:18,860 More confused. 219 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:22,300 More confused as they are declaring to the room. 220 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:23,500 What is a sword? 221 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,020 Am I alone? 222 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,220 I don't even know what a sword is. 223 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:29,180 I just dropped it. 224 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:29,820 Oh my god. 225 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:33,500 You see the two guards look to each other, 226 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,140 then look at you. 227 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:35,820 You see a bit of- 228 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:36,380 We shrug. 229 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:41,020 You see movement among other goblins. 230 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:42,060 They're grabbing spears. 231 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:45,020 They're grabbing shields, little pot lids, 232 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:45,820 more than anything. 233 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,700 And they are rushing off, 234 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,740 not straight towards where the sound is coming from. 235 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:53,740 They're rushing off into a different cavern. 236 00:09:55,019 --> 00:09:57,580 But there's a lot of them that have now moved 237 00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:59,019 and are going that way. 238 00:09:59,019 --> 00:10:01,899 One of the guards who's on you is going to follow them. 239 00:10:01,899 --> 00:10:05,500 One of them stays back and is watching you and the cage. 240 00:10:07,419 --> 00:10:10,460 I was going to say we should sneak through the bars, 241 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:13,180 but we're making some awkward eye contact right now. 242 00:10:13,899 --> 00:10:18,460 Yeah, maybe we sing the song. 243 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,539 They moved away from the song again. 244 00:10:20,539 --> 00:10:21,500 Oh yeah. 245 00:10:22,139 --> 00:10:23,659 I see that one about the box. 246 00:10:24,379 --> 00:10:26,220 Uh, the one about the box. 247 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:27,580 Yeah, that's on the left side. 248 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,620 To the left, to the left, 249 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:33,419 everything I own in the box to the left, 250 00:10:33,419 --> 00:10:36,139 in the pocket, in the bathroom, 251 00:10:36,139 --> 00:10:38,940 something that I don't know about. 252 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:44,460 I'm just a kid and I don't know what this song means. 253 00:10:45,179 --> 00:10:47,580 I've never had a relationship 254 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,220 that's lasted more than a week. 255 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,660 Go into some black prey. 256 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,740 Hello, darkness, my old friend. 257 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,139 Got some learning to do. 258 00:10:58,139 --> 00:11:01,660 Okay, this is a master class in avoiding copyright laws. 259 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:02,940 Yeah, right. 260 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:06,220 I say sing this song, completely different song. 261 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:09,180 Nailing it. 262 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,820 Let's see what the goblin does. 263 00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:16,860 The goblin is noticeably upset about it. 264 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:23,500 He sees all of it, or they see all of their friends rushing around, mobilizing. 265 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,580 They take a few steps away and they're looking at you. 266 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:29,659 They're fairly confident in how they've reinforced the cage 267 00:11:29,659 --> 00:11:31,419 since the last time you tried to make an escape. 268 00:11:31,419 --> 00:11:34,060 Those four holes, like post holes they dug, really did the job. 269 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,820 Yeah, they sunk it down a little bit. 270 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,500 They packed it in the dirt. 271 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,779 They tamped it down. 272 00:11:38,779 --> 00:11:39,980 This isn't going anywhere. 273 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:41,100 He's fairly confident. 274 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,779 He's looking up and watching. 275 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:50,059 You see him focused very clearly on the spot where you had previously snuck in. 276 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,699 Do you want to try and do something now? 277 00:11:52,699 --> 00:11:55,019 So he's not looking at you anymore. 278 00:11:55,019 --> 00:11:55,519 Yes. 279 00:11:56,860 --> 00:12:00,059 I want to slip through the bars. 280 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,139 What's around me? 281 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:07,019 Is it like a little tent village situation? 282 00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,740 Are they like little shed buildings? 283 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:14,139 Yeah, they're like crudely built shed structures. 284 00:12:14,139 --> 00:12:16,139 I want to hide behind one of those. 285 00:12:16,139 --> 00:12:18,700 Okay, so roll stealth, please. 286 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,700 This one's been rolling very well. 287 00:12:21,419 --> 00:12:22,139 Mind your business. 288 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:26,700 Nineteen. 289 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,220 Nineteen, love it. 290 00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:31,340 And tally behind you. 291 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:31,840 See? 292 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,980 Well, it was rolling very well. 293 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:34,700 Fucking tally. 294 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:41,180 So you quickly get out of these bars and make your way over to the nearest structure, 295 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:42,940 which is currently unoccupied. 296 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:46,700 Do you see look back and you give a call to tally. 297 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:54,620 And they appear to be stuck on some of the rope as they are trying to get through. 298 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:57,980 And they get all through but one of their feet. 299 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:02,060 And they begin to walk thinking maybe they're clear. 300 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:09,020 And they pull the entire structure down behind them, which turns the goblin back to them. 301 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:13,260 And that's where we leave that moment as we cut back up to our three adventurers 302 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:17,420 who we can say you're making your way down. 303 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:20,540 You see Bonwyn in particular and Kavlaran you can see too. 304 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:24,300 You see a lot of movement in the city after Bizard begins calling. 305 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:29,980 You see them all these different figures in the bioluminescence. 306 00:13:30,779 --> 00:13:36,139 You see them moving off into a far tunnel system on the other side. 307 00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:37,420 So they're not coming towards you, 308 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:40,300 but it looks like they're maybe mobilizing at a different spot. 309 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:45,259 Perhaps part of the plan idea that is actually working for you. 310 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:50,460 To get down to the city from where you are, there is a... 311 00:13:52,139 --> 00:13:53,980 I wouldn't call it a path. 312 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,740 I would call it like... 313 00:13:56,700 --> 00:14:01,100 Like a goat trail? 314 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,419 One person's walked there once before. 315 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:08,460 And it's a fairly steep incline. 316 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,580 Just one time. 317 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:10,139 One time. 318 00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:11,100 I didn't realize. 319 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:11,820 It was too steep. 320 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:12,940 It was a bad idea. 321 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,899 You see ass marks as you know they went down. 322 00:14:15,899 --> 00:14:20,940 I did say that it looked like a lot of the goblins and whatever commotion came through this. 323 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:26,540 So I'll retract that because that contradicts what I said previously. 324 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:32,700 It looks like one group of goblins and perhaps two half-elves have come through once before 325 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:35,500 and have made a little bit of a pack. 326 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,580 More all of them have rolled down this hill to get back down to the city. 327 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,900 And at this point... 328 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,660 So I see them all moving away. 329 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:43,980 Great. 330 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:45,740 Loving Bizard's plan. 331 00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,300 Can I see more like... 332 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:56,860 The only real landmark that you have is that orange glow from what you can presume is a fire 333 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,820 off and farther into the town. 334 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,860 Well, there's a fire in the distance. 335 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,700 I don't know where else to look. 336 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:07,660 So it seems like... 337 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,220 Let's just go for it. 338 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:10,780 I agree. 339 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:11,500 I say fire. 340 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,380 I say there's got to be something happening where the fire is. 341 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,420 So let's go check that out. 342 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:16,060 We have to... 343 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,340 Where there's smoke, there's fire. 344 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:18,060 Thank you. 345 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,020 There it is. 346 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:19,100 So... 347 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:19,820 Wrapping it up. 348 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:20,300 Thank you. 349 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:20,860 Boom. 350 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,060 Nice little button on that. 351 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:22,700 Let's do it. 352 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:23,340 Double quick time. 353 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,420 Let's just get over there and see while they're all distracted. 354 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:25,820 Here we go. 355 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:26,620 Love it. 356 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,740 The three of you quickly barrel down this. 357 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,260 Let's make an athletics roll each. 358 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:32,620 Okay. 359 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:33,980 That's a 10. 360 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,420 Not ideal. 361 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,300 That's a 14 for Cav. 362 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,020 Eight. 363 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:39,260 Ouch. 364 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,180 Jeez, the sum of us are rolling down that hill. 365 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:46,140 You do have a plus six for Ring Kip for athletics. 366 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,020 Oh, that's true. 367 00:15:47,019 --> 00:15:48,059 That's a 14 for it. 368 00:15:48,059 --> 00:15:48,779 Yes, yes. 369 00:15:48,779 --> 00:15:49,419 Yeah. 370 00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:50,620 Very athletic guy. 371 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,419 So athletic. 372 00:15:51,419 --> 00:15:53,100 I mean, you carry around to that many axes, 373 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,299 you're going to get pretty athletic. 374 00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:55,100 You know what I mean? 375 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,059 It's true. 376 00:15:56,059 --> 00:15:58,220 It's always leg day, right? 377 00:15:58,220 --> 00:15:59,179 He's axe ripped. 378 00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:02,939 You're all running down the side of this hill, 379 00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:04,779 trying to be quiet, 380 00:16:04,779 --> 00:16:06,939 but also at the same time not because, you know, 381 00:16:06,939 --> 00:16:08,860 presumably most of the goblins in the city 382 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,460 are moving back up and towards Bazaar, 383 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,139 who we'll cut back to in a moment here. 384 00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:14,379 You make it down to the edge of the city. 385 00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:16,620 You pause for a moment. 386 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,299 Very much like Rambo infiltrating like a POW camp. 387 00:16:21,259 --> 00:16:22,939 You watch one goblin. 388 00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:25,579 Yeah, you watch one goblin walking by, 389 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:30,620 just like picking his nose and flicking it, 390 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,740 and then stopping and standing in front of you. 391 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,899 And now he's in like the scratching his head, 392 00:16:35,899 --> 00:16:37,259 scratching his butt moment, 393 00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:39,500 a la Goldeneye, 394 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:43,899 that kind of behavior happening there. 395 00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:44,399 Sure. 396 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,220 Yeah. 397 00:16:46,159 --> 00:16:47,919 NPC behavior, you're saying? 398 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,279 Yep, exactly. 399 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,720 Like he will be the first to die. 400 00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:57,279 Something about he used to be an adventurer 401 00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,720 until he took an arrow to the knee. 402 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:02,879 There's more commotion happening up there, 403 00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:04,559 which sounds like maybe, you know, 404 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:08,079 somebody has arrived at this confused, 405 00:17:08,799 --> 00:17:10,799 confused individual's location. 406 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:12,639 We'll get there in a moment. 407 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,920 And he looks up and then turns back 408 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,200 and begins walking away, 409 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,120 which gives you a moment to duck 410 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,480 and weave through this town. 411 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:28,080 You manage to make it not very far. 412 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,280 Stop rolling my dice. 413 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,680 Your dice are working very well. 414 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,080 I'm not rolling to do good things to anybody. 415 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:36,800 Oh, fair enough. 416 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,320 Keep your hands off my dice. 417 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,200 That was my nat1 that you just stole. 418 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,840 You are making your way through the city, 419 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,680 thinking that everything's good. 420 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,000 You're bypassing all of these rogue NPCs 421 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:51,200 and make your way to where you can see 422 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,160 the glow of the fire. 423 00:17:52,799 --> 00:17:55,039 And there's a bit of a commotion up ahead. 424 00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:57,519 And you see one goblin 425 00:17:57,519 --> 00:18:01,279 trying to correct this structure 426 00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:02,400 in front of you. 427 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,840 And Bonwyn, you recognize Tally, 428 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,360 who seems to be stuck 429 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,360 inside of this wooden structure 430 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,240 and this goblin. 431 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,920 Roll insight. 432 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,040 It's a minus two. 433 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,040 16. 434 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:19,600 Oh, wow. 435 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,200 Yeah, 16. 436 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,400 This goblin is trying to lift this structure. 437 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,360 You get an idea that this goblin 438 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,080 is not actively at this point 439 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,520 trying to hurt Tally. 440 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,720 Like they're trying to get them free 441 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,400 perhaps so that they can put them back 442 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,840 in this structure. 443 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,960 That's the vibe you get. 444 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,680 There's no aggression towards them 445 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,360 or just frustrated. 446 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,400 He's been trying to put this tank up 447 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,079 for so long and you're not helping. 448 00:18:48,079 --> 00:18:49,200 The dog's barking. 449 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,640 The kids are crying. 450 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,039 Could we just get this through the instructions 451 00:18:53,039 --> 00:18:54,400 and he's just like, what? 452 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,120 So that's what you see. 453 00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:04,799 We'll be right back. 454 00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:06,880 It's the middle. 455 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,319 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 456 00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,319 Thanks for being here. 457 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:12,799 It's a lovely day 458 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:15,279 and I hope you're having a lovely day as well 459 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:17,920 because we've been releasing 460 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,240 and I say we've been releasing 461 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,079 like we've been doing it for a very long time 462 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,120 and there's many of them. 463 00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:25,759 We've released one 464 00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:27,759 and it's a session zero. 465 00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:29,120 So does it really count? 466 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,120 But it's a cyberpunk red 467 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,480 the game that we're playing 468 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,160 and it's getting some of the most 469 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:35,920 likes and feedback 470 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,519 out of everything we've posted. 471 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,160 Seriously, everybody's eating. 472 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:42,799 They're stoked. 473 00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:44,240 Drop the spoiler alert 474 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,519 for us for us next time. 475 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,920 But we say that because 476 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,599 I mean everybody enjoys 477 00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:56,559 all the things we do 478 00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:58,720 and they share their love 479 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,759 and affection for it. 480 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,079 The most engagement, 481 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,839 if I can use just a shitty marketing term 482 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,199 that we've had on anything. 483 00:20:09,199 --> 00:20:11,359 So like you should come join us 484 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:12,159 and listen to it 485 00:20:12,159 --> 00:20:13,199 because new episodes 486 00:20:13,199 --> 00:20:14,559 are going to be dropping for that 487 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:16,480 monthly moving forward 488 00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:18,319 and it's a whole lot of fun 489 00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:19,359 and Kyle's running it. 490 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:20,240 Did we mention that? 491 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:20,720 Yeah, he is. 492 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,599 Oh, yeah, that's right. 493 00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:22,240 Yeah, he is. 494 00:20:22,879 --> 00:20:24,720 So a bit of a different dynamic 495 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,559 for the group because I mean 496 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,879 I usually run games for the main feed. 497 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,199 Tom steps in on the Patreon stuff. 498 00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:32,399 Amy and Carla are in there. 499 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,240 Make dick jokes in the background. 500 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,080 But occasionally run a game. 501 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,680 But usually it's just the four of us. 502 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,080 Yeah, so having somebody else 503 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,920 run the game is super fun 504 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,120 and I'm very excited for it. 505 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,880 We've recorded the first episode 506 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,759 just need to put it together 507 00:20:45,759 --> 00:20:46,560 and get it out to you. 508 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,519 So it's the first of the month. 509 00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:52,320 So I hope it's the first of the month 510 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,360 as we release this. 511 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:54,800 It's been a day. 512 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,160 So we hope it's a perfect time to join 513 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,240 and when you do join. 514 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,920 Have I let anybody else talk yet? 515 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,640 I don't think so. 516 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,360 Well, sort of. 517 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,920 I didn't get to talk at all on one. 518 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,519 So that's true. 519 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:12,480 Take it away, honey. 520 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,519 Take it away. 521 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:14,960 So when you are a patron 522 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,480 you get an episode dedicated to you 523 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,840 like today's patron, Nick Jones. 524 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:24,880 Thank you, Nick. 525 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,200 Join us at patreon.com slash dumb 526 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,360 dragon cast to get in on the cyberpunk 527 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,519 and episode dedications 528 00:21:31,519 --> 00:21:33,200 and a seven day free trial. 529 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,879 You can come just you can come 530 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,799 taste that cyberpunk episode 531 00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:38,639 and give it back to us if you wanted to. 532 00:21:38,639 --> 00:21:40,480 But from the sounds of it, 533 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,119 you'll be hooked. 534 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,559 I know I am. 535 00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:43,279 All right. 536 00:21:43,279 --> 00:21:44,079 Well, let's get you back 537 00:21:44,079 --> 00:21:44,960 to the episode then. 538 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,599 Have a great week. 539 00:21:45,599 --> 00:21:46,240 We'll talk to you soon. 540 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:46,740 Bye. 541 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,279 Let's cut back up to Bazaar. 542 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,559 Bazaar, you're calling doing your thing 543 00:21:56,559 --> 00:21:58,079 and after not long 544 00:21:58,639 --> 00:22:02,319 you hear quick footsteps and movement 545 00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:04,000 and scuffles along the dirt 546 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,960 above and off into the other pathway 547 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,119 that they didn't go. 548 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:09,839 That they didn't go. 549 00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:10,960 Good thing they didn't go 550 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,480 because they're coming up that way. 551 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,919 Great thinking, everybody. 552 00:22:13,919 --> 00:22:14,639 It's working out. 553 00:22:14,639 --> 00:22:15,759 It's all working out. 554 00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:16,799 Three cheers for the whole. 555 00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:20,720 It doesn't take long 556 00:22:21,599 --> 00:22:24,960 before the room begins to fill up 557 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:25,519 with goblins. 558 00:22:25,519 --> 00:22:28,640 So I guess as the first few come in, 559 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,360 what do you do? 560 00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:32,559 So I've got my torch ready. 561 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,319 I didn't actually drop. 562 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,240 I mean, I didn't drop my scimitar. 563 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,759 I just clanged it on the wall. 564 00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:38,720 I'm standing there 565 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,120 and as soon as the first groups 566 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,840 converge onto that one point, 567 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,640 I begin to do the somatic components 568 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,840 of a spell. 569 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,360 Drawing out from my pocket 570 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,240 a small spider. 571 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,559 I let it crawl around my hand, 572 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:55,359 spinning a web, 573 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,119 and then I blast it forth, 574 00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,519 creating a 20 square foot cube 575 00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:02,639 of web on that point. 576 00:23:02,639 --> 00:23:03,119 Nice. 577 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:03,619 Perfect. 578 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:05,599 So like the feeling that you get 579 00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:07,279 when you walk through a spider web, 580 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:08,799 but like a hundred times worse. 581 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,399 Oh, big time. 582 00:23:10,399 --> 00:23:12,720 And my eye immediately just like 583 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,319 goes bloodshot. 584 00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:15,519 My left eye. 585 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,019 Love it. 586 00:23:16,639 --> 00:23:19,200 So 20 square foot. 587 00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:22,240 So yeah, you're absolutely able 588 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,279 to cover the two entrances. 589 00:23:26,319 --> 00:23:28,559 Goblins begin pouring in there. 590 00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:29,839 They do have weapons drawn 591 00:23:29,839 --> 00:23:30,559 that you can see 592 00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:34,240 and quickly get caught up in this. 593 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:34,960 Matt, you told me 594 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,079 I can't roll your dice, 595 00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:37,759 but I don't have my own dice. 596 00:23:37,759 --> 00:23:38,960 Boundaries, motherfucker. 597 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,460 Yeah. 598 00:23:39,839 --> 00:23:40,480 Yeah. 599 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,120 I mean, if you want to 600 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,480 roll any save DCs for them, 601 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,160 it's a 14 and a dex save. 602 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,680 They did not save. 603 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,680 So they are piling through 604 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,559 and getting caught up 605 00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:49,279 and then you can see 606 00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:50,799 that there are a few back further 607 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,200 and they're calling to each other 608 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,919 and a few of them turn around 609 00:23:55,919 --> 00:23:57,039 and they are running back 610 00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:57,919 the other direction. 611 00:23:59,599 --> 00:24:01,039 I begin spinning my blade 612 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:03,599 as a song begins to vibrate from it 613 00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:05,279 and I start moving towards 614 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,359 the ones that are caught in the web 615 00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:08,480 since they are restrained 616 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,399 and begin slashing. 617 00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:11,119 Ouch. 618 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,159 Oh shit. 619 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,639 And just cutting down goblins. 620 00:24:16,639 --> 00:24:17,440 I can't believe us. 621 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,519 Your brooms are missing all of this. 622 00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:21,039 He's shooting web walls. 623 00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:22,000 He's killing. 624 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,839 And we're just like running through the village. 625 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,759 I hope this is like an ongoing thing 626 00:24:25,759 --> 00:24:27,519 where like we just don't see 627 00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:30,240 Bazaar doing like these crazy amazing things. 628 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,039 It's like a goblin 629 00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:32,319 Benihana up there right now. 630 00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:33,759 It's just yeah. 631 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,720 Yeah, I evoke my blade song. 632 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,000 There's your ep title right there. 633 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,720 Goblin Benihana. 634 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,400 What song does it sing, Kyle? 635 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,319 Oh, it's just a humming vibration 636 00:24:42,319 --> 00:24:43,920 that matches the tunes of the bells 637 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,039 from Bernhard Swann's 638 00:24:45,039 --> 00:24:47,039 School of Magic Fighting and Dance. 639 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,759 As that song is singing 640 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:55,519 and perhaps being a call and answer 641 00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:57,680 of the cries of the goblins 642 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,639 on the receiving end, 643 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,240 we cut back down to the three of you. 644 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,119 You see this goblin 645 00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:04,559 trying to correct this structure 646 00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:05,200 and tallies there. 647 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,359 You don't see Alydin from where you are. 648 00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:07,920 What do you do? 649 00:25:08,559 --> 00:25:12,799 Oh, I think I'm just going to go 650 00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:16,319 and try and like knock over the structure 651 00:25:16,319 --> 00:25:18,720 or get tally out in some way. 652 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,079 If Alydin's not there 653 00:25:20,079 --> 00:25:21,039 because something bad happened, 654 00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:22,160 then something bad happened. 655 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,600 And if she's not there 656 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,559 because she's been sneaky, great. 657 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:27,600 Like either way, 658 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,519 I got to help this kid that's in a cage. 659 00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:31,200 Got it. Okay. 660 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,640 I do have an axe actually. 661 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,519 So I guess I could go up 662 00:25:33,519 --> 00:25:35,200 and axe the cage open. 663 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:35,759 Perfect. 664 00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:36,720 So she can be free. 665 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,360 Awesome. 666 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:37,839 So you're going to- 667 00:25:37,839 --> 00:25:39,519 Okay, everybody, axes. 668 00:25:39,519 --> 00:25:40,480 Okay. Axes. 669 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,720 Saves the day. 670 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,880 We do a flashback to Up at the Hole 671 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,720 where we did a quick training montage 672 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,400 with all the axes. 673 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,800 Surprisingly, with all the clanging of the axes, 674 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,000 they still didn't hear that. 675 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,360 Yeah. Couldn't hear it. 676 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,600 Amazing. 677 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,800 It has to be a scimitar 678 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,759 for them to be able to hear it. 679 00:25:57,759 --> 00:25:58,240 That's right. 680 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,560 Yes. So you are attacking the structure, 681 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,480 not the goblin at the structure. 682 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:02,880 Correct. 683 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,200 Got it. 684 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,720 So, I mean, the structure is not going to move. 685 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,600 Roll some damage. 686 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,960 So that's a three. 687 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,240 Three damage to cage. 688 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,680 Perfect. The cage explodes. 689 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,440 Wow. That was not much of a cage. 690 00:26:17,519 --> 00:26:19,920 What is that? Is it made of balsa wood? 691 00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:23,519 I mean, they weren't children. 692 00:26:23,519 --> 00:26:24,320 We're picking it up. 693 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:24,880 That's true. 694 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,680 So I feel like they- 695 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:26,080 Balsa wood. 696 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,120 Actually glued together. 697 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,080 That's a popsicle stick cage. 698 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,519 Wow. All right. 699 00:26:31,519 --> 00:26:33,279 And I say like, Tally, come on. 700 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:34,320 And I grab her. 701 00:26:35,039 --> 00:26:35,840 You grab her. 702 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,360 Alydin, you're in one of these structures. 703 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,920 As you get into the structure, 704 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,120 nobody sees you. 705 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,400 You don't see anybody. 706 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,720 So we'll back this up just a little bit. 707 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,000 You get into the structure 708 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,200 and inside of this structure, 709 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,160 you turn and look in Tally, 710 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,119 see Tally's stuck, 711 00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,119 the Goblin's going towards Tally. 712 00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,119 Then you hear a little noise coming from behind you. 713 00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:57,519 You turn and you look 714 00:26:57,519 --> 00:27:01,119 and you see the Goblin who tossed you the pebble 715 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,039 who looks big eyes and panicked 716 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,000 is looking at you and kind of like 717 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,880 gives you like a this way kind of hand motion. 718 00:27:11,599 --> 00:27:12,640 Kids trust kids. 719 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,119 I go over to the Goblin. 720 00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:19,599 And they duck out the back of this little structure 721 00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:23,599 and they like are calling for you to follow them. 722 00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:24,559 I do it. 723 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:25,119 Okay. 724 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,000 What an adventure. 725 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,079 Meanwhile, we're down here trying to find you. 726 00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:30,480 Right. 727 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,079 I'm on my own adventure. 728 00:27:32,079 --> 00:27:32,799 Fuck Tally. 729 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,480 She'll be fine. 730 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,039 Adults be damned. 731 00:27:35,039 --> 00:27:36,000 I taught her well. 732 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,519 So this is happening before the people have actually shown up. 733 00:27:39,519 --> 00:27:42,559 So you are following this Goblin 734 00:27:42,559 --> 00:27:44,160 who's weaving between structures 735 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,519 avoiding other Goblins as they pass 736 00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:50,080 and kind of you know you get a good sense 737 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,920 that they're they appear to be trying to help you. 738 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,400 Yeah. 739 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,680 They seem well intentioned. 740 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,279 And as they're leading you through the town 741 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,480 you catch out of the corner of your eye three adults 742 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,040 one of which you recognize as Bonwyn 743 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,640 one's familiar in Kavlaran 744 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,600 and a guy you've seen around town with a big mustache. 745 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,320 All wielding axes running through this town. 746 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,120 So you're now kind of behind them 747 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,440 as they're running to where they think you are. 748 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,040 What do you do? 749 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:31,279 From out of my bucket I pull a slingshot 750 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:36,720 and I bend down and pick up a smooth stone 751 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,600 because I'm not looking to impale anybody 752 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,440 and I take careful aim and I shoot it at Kavlaran's ass. 753 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:50,480 Okay so now we'll kind of bring this all together here. 754 00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:54,080 The three of you are at Bonwyn's just jumped 755 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,480 the structures exploded graded grab tally 756 00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,320 and Kavlaran you're hit swiftly in the ass with a stone. 757 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,160 Stings doesn't give you any damage but it stings a lot. 758 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,200 Yeah smooth stone. 759 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,440 Ow what the hell where did that come from? 760 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,720 You turn turn around. 761 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,120 Are they shooting at the stones now? 762 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,640 I think it's just the one over there. 763 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,200 Just one? 764 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,800 Who we're looking for. 765 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,279 All right. 766 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,160 Yes hello. 767 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:20,960 Oh see you. 768 00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:22,640 Oh sorry. 769 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,360 Hello. 770 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:23,680 Sorry. 771 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,040 We see you. 772 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,080 How far away am I? 773 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,720 How far does your slingshot shoot? 774 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,759 My slingshot will shoot as far as I fucking want it to shoot. 775 00:29:31,759 --> 00:29:34,000 That's not true it has a number beside it. 776 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,500 Fine. 777 00:29:35,059 --> 00:29:44,579 Fine it says 30 to 120 feet so 120 on the outside. 778 00:29:44,579 --> 00:29:47,140 Yeah so let's say you're let's say you're 30 feet away. 779 00:29:47,140 --> 00:29:49,380 Okay then I hit him square that's gonna leave a bruise. 780 00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:52,660 So you're now you've got the the three adults in front of you 781 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,940 and you've got this goblin who's trying to he's calling you over 782 00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:58,339 and like leading you out of the town basically. 783 00:29:58,339 --> 00:30:03,460 I gesture like just like come this way and I run 784 00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:06,100 and I follow the goblin hoping that my message got across. 785 00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:08,579 Kavlaran roll insight. 786 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:09,620 Oh no. 787 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:12,500 Tom rolls well it's gonna be okay. 788 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:14,740 I roll well. 789 00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:17,140 Kav's a bit of a dummy but I roll well. 790 00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:17,860 All right here we go. 791 00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:18,980 Insight. 792 00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:21,620 Oh it's a plus four all right we like that. 793 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:24,259 12 on the die so 16. 794 00:30:24,259 --> 00:30:25,059 16 love it. 795 00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:26,500 You get a sense that Alydin's going to 796 00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:30,259 is trying to lead you out you don't see the goblin that they're chasing though. 797 00:30:31,059 --> 00:30:32,420 All right guys. 798 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:35,140 Alydin we got it we got to go that way. 799 00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:36,100 Where are we going that way for. 800 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:38,980 She waved us over. 801 00:30:39,779 --> 00:30:42,740 We're getting waved by people now who's who's waving us. 802 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:46,980 Alydin was over there waving at us to I think to get out of the tunnels. 803 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,940 Okay well I'm so glad we came down here then 804 00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:54,019 because apparently they already are getting out but let's do this I guess. 805 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,860 I mean it seems like a win. 806 00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:59,539 I'm calling it a win I mean but I call most things wins. 807 00:30:59,539 --> 00:31:01,300 I will take credit for this. 808 00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:06,820 We hustle over all right let's let's all go here we go here we go. 809 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:10,980 I grabbed tally I smashed the thing I grabbed tally and I turned back to my friend so if 810 00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:14,900 they have both like just started running I'm going to follow them. 811 00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:18,100 The goblin that was there trying to correct the structure 812 00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:24,019 like is is like jumps back because you startled them clearly. 813 00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:28,340 And a lot of splinters a lot of splinters they're shielding their eyes they're trying 814 00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:33,140 to figure it out they're looking around as you grab tally and begin to motor. 815 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:38,580 They are starting to chase you but you look back and you see that they kind of 816 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:43,620 they don't put up a big fight like they start to to hold back as well. 817 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:44,820 They're too old for this shit. 818 00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:47,460 It was one week from retirement okay. 819 00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:50,740 It's the Danny Glover of goblins. 820 00:31:55,299 --> 00:32:00,579 So all of you now are weaving through unknowingly following this this tiny 821 00:32:00,579 --> 00:32:04,259 goblin child that Alydin is following. 822 00:32:04,259 --> 00:32:05,140 Solid plan. 823 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:12,819 You get out into this open clearing and there is a small calling it a rivers too much. 824 00:32:12,819 --> 00:32:17,460 It's a bit of a stream that goes through this this smaller tunnel system. 825 00:32:18,419 --> 00:32:20,339 It looks like Alydin ducks in there. 826 00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:22,579 Do you all follow in there? 827 00:32:22,579 --> 00:32:24,980 You would fit it would be tight for most of you. 828 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,059 But you got through that hole. 829 00:32:27,059 --> 00:32:28,339 Yeah we're used to that by now. 830 00:32:28,339 --> 00:32:35,139 Have we gone back towards where Bazaar is or different direction? 831 00:32:35,139 --> 00:32:36,819 Are we worried about Bazaar at all? 832 00:32:37,939 --> 00:32:40,500 I don't know this is the thing we're so far gone. 833 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,419 We made no plan after the distraction. 834 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,580 He can obviously handle himself. 835 00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:46,100 I am more worried about the goblins. 836 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:50,019 I for a moment got really scared that child was going to run in 837 00:32:50,019 --> 00:32:52,420 to where he was massacring goblins. 838 00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:55,300 I was like no the poor innocent goblin baby. 839 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:59,140 I mean I'm going to keep following because I don't know who we're following. 840 00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:00,340 I'm just following my friends. 841 00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:03,300 And yeah Rinkip you can't really see very much. 842 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:07,060 So you're just like leading you're blind leading the blind for you. 843 00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:09,700 You're running following everybody else. 844 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,060 We cut back up to Bazaar. 845 00:33:11,779 --> 00:33:14,019 What does the scene look like around you Bazaar? 846 00:33:16,179 --> 00:33:19,700 It depends on if goblins keep pushing into the web or not. 847 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:20,500 No they don't. 848 00:33:21,859 --> 00:33:25,379 The ones that are stuck there obviously you have taken care of them. 849 00:33:26,019 --> 00:33:28,579 But you see that they back off. 850 00:33:28,579 --> 00:33:31,379 They are not trying to come any closer to this. 851 00:33:32,899 --> 00:33:35,779 Does it look like they're running back towards the city? 852 00:33:35,779 --> 00:33:36,659 Make an insight roll. 853 00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:39,059 Okay can do. 854 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:45,460 Bazaar massacred friends and family members stuck inside of a web. 855 00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:46,259 That's an eight. 856 00:33:47,379 --> 00:33:49,460 Yes I don't know who the bad guy is. 857 00:33:51,299 --> 00:33:52,659 I mean come on. 858 00:33:54,579 --> 00:33:55,859 Yeah you see them backing up. 859 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,139 Some of them still have weapons drawn. 860 00:33:57,139 --> 00:34:01,299 Some of them are are are standing their ground a little bit more. 861 00:34:01,299 --> 00:34:05,940 But you see most of them filtering back down the tunnel which they came. 862 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:09,940 So back towards the city you can presume because that's where they all came up from. 863 00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:12,340 But they are hesitant. 864 00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:18,900 They came in quickly when you were making noise but they are very hesitant now. 865 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:20,659 Rightfully so. 866 00:34:22,179 --> 00:34:27,300 I am going to taunt them and make offensive hand gestures their way. 867 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:27,860 That'll do it. 868 00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:29,059 Okay. 869 00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:30,659 Come on. 870 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:35,700 Is this like a goading skill or is this just what you're doing? 871 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:38,019 No no this is just this is just what. 872 00:34:38,019 --> 00:34:38,980 Just making sure it's not a D&D thing. 873 00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:40,099 I'm just an asshole. 874 00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:41,300 No no no. 875 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:45,139 Yeah no well let me let me just double check real quick if I have anything actually 876 00:34:45,139 --> 00:34:46,659 now that I'm thinking about it. 877 00:34:46,659 --> 00:34:49,220 I don't so that's okay too. 878 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:55,619 But yeah no I would definitely be trying to like keep their attention as much as I can. 879 00:34:56,260 --> 00:35:02,019 Actually you know what if I if I can see one of them then I am going to cast 880 00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:03,220 frostbite at one of them. 881 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:04,579 Okay. 882 00:35:04,579 --> 00:35:07,460 The closest one needs to make a con save DC 14. 883 00:35:08,579 --> 00:35:09,619 Then that's a 12. 884 00:35:11,059 --> 00:35:16,579 Okay then that goblin takes 11 cold damage. 885 00:35:17,619 --> 00:35:21,619 That's not great for that goblin that has seven hit points. 886 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:26,420 So that goblin is one of the ones holding their spear standing their ground against you. 887 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:30,179 What does it look like when you when you cast frostbite? 888 00:35:30,739 --> 00:35:37,299 I pull out a like a small piece of metal and I kind of just like hold it on the tips of 889 00:35:37,299 --> 00:35:42,500 my fingers and you can see them start to turn a little black at the ends and then 890 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:50,099 I release the metal and this blast of just cold arcane energy like emits and it runs from it. 891 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:56,179 After that the goblin is frozen in spot and the two goblins that are flanking this one 892 00:35:56,899 --> 00:36:02,179 they look at their friend and then they turn and run like everybody's running away from you now. 893 00:36:03,219 --> 00:36:07,219 I mean they should have done that at the web part of things. 894 00:36:07,859 --> 00:36:09,940 You know that would have been the wise thing. 895 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:14,339 Yeah well the web was innocuous the web was sticky it was the blades afterwards. 896 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:17,699 Absolutely nothing innocuous about a giant spider web in the middle of the cave. 897 00:36:17,699 --> 00:36:24,019 Goblins have minus one wisdom so and no extra intelligence. 898 00:36:24,019 --> 00:36:24,899 Not deep thinkers. 899 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:29,059 Okay they are they actually haven't hurt anybody. 900 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:33,539 The remaining group is running away from you now. 901 00:36:35,139 --> 00:36:36,500 Okay what do you do? 902 00:36:37,139 --> 00:36:44,660 I'm going to yell out really loud heads up they're retreating from me. 903 00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:48,420 You poke your head through the hole yell that. 904 00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:52,980 So Bonwyn based on how we've described this Kavlaran and Rin Kip would be in front of 905 00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:57,699 you you have tally in tow you hear Bizard call to you. 906 00:36:57,699 --> 00:37:00,500 You would be able to respond to him at this moment if you want. 907 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,099 They're retreating from me. 908 00:37:02,099 --> 00:37:04,019 Okay we're on our way out save yourself. 909 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,740 I don't even know if we're on our way out. 910 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:08,980 Will do. 911 00:37:11,619 --> 00:37:12,179 Good call. 912 00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:19,139 Okay you're going presumably Bizard you're going to try and just head back the way you 913 00:37:19,139 --> 00:37:19,539 came. 914 00:37:19,539 --> 00:37:22,739 Yes I'll stick around for a moment just to make sure. 915 00:37:22,739 --> 00:37:26,739 Have you seen this hole in the wall though if you consider maybe. 916 00:37:26,739 --> 00:37:30,739 It's very fun to go through I mean it doesn't look like it but it's great to go through 917 00:37:30,739 --> 00:37:32,019 you know it feels good. 918 00:37:33,699 --> 00:37:38,420 Yeah I'm a single person and I have to carry a torch so I'm like going to stand 919 00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:40,819 out like a sore thumb so got it. 920 00:37:41,699 --> 00:37:43,699 I'm going to try and you're not stupid like us. 921 00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:49,380 Based on the what I just got is like we're heading out like save yourself means 922 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:52,980 they have their way out and I can go where I need to go so. 923 00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:56,020 That's that's what I infer from that. 924 00:37:56,020 --> 00:38:01,620 You can hear where the where Bonwyn's voice is coming from and it's like you knew they 925 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:06,100 were heading off and towards the the orange glow of the fire it's off into the other 926 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:10,100 side of the city now so presumably they're either being chased or they've found another 927 00:38:10,099 --> 00:38:13,539 way out so you can hang around for a moment. 928 00:38:14,099 --> 00:38:21,059 You do hear movement back down off into the tunnel system where all these goblins had 929 00:38:21,059 --> 00:38:28,019 previously gone so you hear them coming back into the city grumbles calls amongst them 930 00:38:28,019 --> 00:38:33,059 but they don't appear to be moving back towards your friends on the other side. 931 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:34,340 Excellent. 932 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:43,380 The rest of you are climbing through this this creek system which the walls themselves 933 00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:50,659 are glowing with this blue aura of just moss and lichen and that sort of thing. 934 00:38:52,179 --> 00:38:56,980 Kavlaran you're up front you can see Alydin and now for the first time you see that 935 00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,820 Alydin is following somebody. 936 00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:00,900 Do you do anything with that information? 937 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:02,019 I just keep following. 938 00:39:03,059 --> 00:39:05,699 Seems like it's at least leading somewhere so. 939 00:39:05,699 --> 00:39:06,259 Great. 940 00:39:06,259 --> 00:39:11,139 I mean I would like that information I want to say you know if we are in fact following 941 00:39:11,139 --> 00:39:16,259 an infant goblin through a glowing cave I mean I feel like maybe that's pertinent 942 00:39:16,259 --> 00:39:21,860 information but I mean I don't know what do I know I'm just the axe guy. 943 00:39:22,739 --> 00:39:24,420 And the mustache guy. 944 00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:27,460 That's right don't downplay the mustache. 945 00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:29,779 And just the mustache axe guy. 946 00:39:29,779 --> 00:39:30,820 Let's go let's go. 947 00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:36,500 The tunnel system begins to widen and you can see daylight up ahead now so those who 948 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:40,180 couldn't previously see very well are now able to see more. 949 00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:45,860 You do get a glimpse as this begins to widen and you can see around everybody you do 950 00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:50,580 get a glimpse of a small goblin all of you up at the front leading you out and 951 00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:51,620 through this system. 952 00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:55,059 We've been following a goblin baby this whole time. 953 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,380 Okay I mean daylight's daylight am I right folks? 954 00:39:57,380 --> 00:40:00,740 That's fine I just maybe pass that information back next 955 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:04,100 time to the caboose of the situation. 956 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:10,740 Alydin hugs the there's got a goblino there's got to be a name for a bit like a small 957 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:16,900 child it's a goblino a goblino goblet goblet oh wait a minute that's a thing that's 958 00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:21,860 wait a minute that's already a word childish goblino childish goblino that's the one. 959 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:31,460 Alydin hugs the goblino and says thank you but I assume they understand what I'm 960 00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:39,059 saying like a like a they smile at you and they point out of the tunnel. 961 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,500 And I point to them and then back in the tunnel. 962 00:40:44,099 --> 00:40:46,980 And then they look at all of your friends and they look 963 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:51,460 look cautious with all of their axes. 964 00:40:52,019 --> 00:40:55,059 Oh um guys put your sharp things away. 965 00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:58,179 Are we at putting axes away time now? 966 00:40:58,179 --> 00:41:01,539 Do you really feel comfortable doing that or I mean we're out of the cave? 967 00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:07,300 Like the entrance exits right there and you're freaking out my friend. 968 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:12,980 I will put my axe away that is that I I agree sure sure sure sure yeah sure. 969 00:41:13,619 --> 00:41:14,500 What's your name? 970 00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:20,820 I look back at tally and I'm like like if you're gonna just throw moldy bread at me again I'm 971 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:27,059 not sure the goblino in front of you yeah I like it I like it goblin child just didn't 972 00:41:27,059 --> 00:41:32,340 sound right child the goblino in front of you squints I point to me and I say Alydin. 973 00:41:35,219 --> 00:41:42,420 They point to themselves and say brasp brasp brasp brasp it's tough to 974 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:48,740 one vowel it's brasp brasp okay bye thanks and I run. 975 00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:50,980 Let's get out of here. 976 00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:55,619 So you exit onto the river river like there's this is a small alcove off into the 977 00:41:56,340 --> 00:42:01,220 bend that comes into the city so you know a place where people go to fish but there's 978 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:06,820 nobody here right now and make out and make out you make your way back to the city and 979 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:14,340 back towards the stables where as you get there you hear knocking at the door and you see there 980 00:42:14,340 --> 00:42:19,620 are six children sitting on top of the door that's in the floor and there's knocking coming 981 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:27,700 from below and you hear Bazaar calling up hey can can you can you stop blocking the door 982 00:42:29,220 --> 00:42:32,740 the magic machine said we had to make sure that nobody came in or out 983 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:37,380 I think we should shoo the kids away I'm gonna shoo the kids away and we're like kids get off 984 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:42,180 the door oh okay okay okay okay okay okay Alydin you're back thank you for following 985 00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:46,820 directions oh it was very nerve-racking going out and finding Bonwyn you didn't tell us what 986 00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:52,660 Bonwyn looked like I knew you could figure it out it was a test they they look very proud 987 00:42:52,660 --> 00:42:58,900 of themselves and they go off into the back of the stable Tali kind of corrals them 988 00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:04,340 getting them out of there you open back up the door Bazaar you're you're allowed to come out now 989 00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:08,980 actually jokes on you I close the door Bazaar is in there for another whole episode 990 00:43:12,579 --> 00:43:21,059 just grab my blade all right let's do this no just kidding um hey thanks for finding us 991 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:26,980 of course I'm glad that you told the kids to come look for me you know I was told that 992 00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:32,900 it's good to have a plan B and I just learned this word contingency it's a really good one 993 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:37,699 um that's like it's a really fancy jerk way of saying just just in case yeah we I was worried 994 00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:43,940 when you didn't show up for the for the adventure oh I miss the adventure oh you did 995 00:43:43,940 --> 00:43:49,860 but you don't worry you did not worry it was not good you had more of an adventure than we 996 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:57,059 know like she like gestures like Bonwyn Tali's not there if you're trying to over well no but 997 00:43:57,059 --> 00:44:01,140 I also want to say it's in front of the boys fair enough so like Tali goes to the bathroom 998 00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:07,380 like a lot so like I think like we don't usually see like healers or whatever but like 999 00:44:08,019 --> 00:44:12,260 oh but we should probably 100 percent she tried to put my bucket I can arrange something 1000 00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:18,660 oh oh no I'm so sorry um yeah why don't you guys come to the shop in the morning 1001 00:44:19,219 --> 00:44:25,299 and yeah I I went to high school with a guy 1002 00:44:27,619 --> 00:44:34,420 we're gonna have to ambush her she's not gonna like it anyway um thanks everybody oh of course 1003 00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:40,099 no I give an awkward salute because I feel like I return it just like yeah 1004 00:44:40,099 --> 00:44:50,420 yeah you're Bizard right yes yes I am yeah Alydin correct yes thanks I heard you 1005 00:44:51,059 --> 00:44:56,259 because I recognize your voice because I've seen you around town and if you hadn't been like 1006 00:44:56,259 --> 00:45:01,539 acting so stupid and stuff I would not have been able to squeeze out of those bars so I 1007 00:45:01,539 --> 00:45:09,860 get that a lot oh fantastic thanks for being all stupid and stuff really let me do my thing 1008 00:45:10,099 --> 00:45:14,500 you know there's a time and a place for it and you just know how to kind of know how to read the 1009 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:21,139 cave oh um I think they have your thing and I point over to a group of kids who are 1010 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:28,500 surrounding this ball and they've got like a hungry look in their eyes like like you know 1011 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:34,099 they've discovered social media for the first time yes no that's that's fancy little 1012 00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:40,259 prototype still working on things this place this is where you make your home correct no 1013 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:46,739 I don't know who told you that okay then I guess that's not the case but if it were then 1014 00:45:46,739 --> 00:45:53,219 perhaps having someone come around and show you these cool new things that they happen 1015 00:45:53,219 --> 00:46:00,179 to be creating while also offering some form of education or instead of at your home you 1016 00:46:00,179 --> 00:46:06,500 could come to the shop after it closes down the magic closet and uh you know learn something 1017 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:10,419 more about the world yeah okay yeah that sounds cool like you know if I have time and stuff 1018 00:46:10,419 --> 00:46:17,859 because I take care of all these if you have time rats so and if anything maybe there will 1019 00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:23,219 be a good meal in it for you fade out on this scene and back to the Brewed Awakening where 1020 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:31,300 the adults have gathered back Ignatius is still calling for people to give their thoughts on 1021 00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:39,140 Charis as you enter just anybody who will say anything he says yes yes that is that is what 1022 00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:44,900 Charis is well known for the green hat they were did wear a green hat all the time 1023 00:46:45,619 --> 00:46:54,019 so bond when you're back you just missed the best the best eulogy of dear sweet Charis 1024 00:46:54,019 --> 00:47:00,180 is this thing still going it's still happening the memorial still so happy it's a relapsing 1025 00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:05,619 remitting pop-up memorial it sounds like this memorial needs like a 12-step program Ignatius 1026 00:47:05,619 --> 00:47:10,340 you okay I'm feeling better you're gonna head back to the quivering hills maybe yes back 1027 00:47:10,579 --> 00:47:15,620 to the quivering hills lock up uh you know make sure everybody's on their way I guess 1028 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:20,820 that's uh I guess that's about time for me uh Bench was really excited about people coming 1029 00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:24,500 in and sharing their stories though because every time they shared a story they bought 1030 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:30,820 another drink uh so that's okay we'll continue this tomorrow I feel like we could 1031 00:47:30,820 --> 00:47:36,420 everybody has enough stories to last all week as he's exiting the bird awakening 1032 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:42,260 I'm seeing like a new like like new income revenue like revenue for 1033 00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:52,019 is it like the brood awakening and the eternal sleep get your drinks and your funeral services 1034 00:47:52,019 --> 00:47:57,940 yes yeah only flash memorials nothing planned memorial marathon you die and it happens 1035 00:47:57,940 --> 00:48:03,619 immediately yeah even if you don't die apparently it happens immediately oh yeah yeah get ahead 1036 00:48:03,619 --> 00:48:08,819 of the game that's yeah even if you're just missing for two days yeah you all pull up to the 1037 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:13,779 side of the side of the bar and Bench pours you all your drinks and says well where'd you guys go 1038 00:48:14,339 --> 00:48:22,500 oh um around yeah you know just uh you just had to you know just uh from a perimeter around 1039 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:28,179 the it was it's great yeah everything worked out great yeah there are no goblins underneath 1040 00:48:28,179 --> 00:48:33,380 the city I didn't even think there could be so don't worry about that yeah no it wasn't 1041 00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:39,940 even on my mind I will just continue living my uh my blissful ignorant life uh and and be 1042 00:48:39,940 --> 00:48:45,940 okay with it all right well here you go have a good one and he moves over and uh when the scene 1043 00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:53,700 fades of the four of you and uh you all look to Bizard who's you've only now just realized 1044 00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:54,980 is covered in blood 1045 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:56,980 I'm 1046 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:08,820 Dumbgeons and Dragons season three episode 17 starring Amy More as Alydin, Carla Maxdead 1047 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:14,500 as Bonwyn Everbane, Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard 1048 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:20,019 with special guest Joe Fisher from Midnight Burger as Rin Kip Celador and Russ More as 1049 00:49:20,019 --> 00:49:25,380 your Dungeon Master. Dialogue Editing by Carla Maxdead and Sound Design by Russ More. 1050 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:29,940 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 1051 00:49:29,940 --> 00:49:35,219 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. Our amazing cover art and character designs are by Matt 1052 00:49:35,219 --> 00:49:40,099 Garbutt and a huge thank you to our supporting producers Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, 1053 00:49:40,099 --> 00:49:46,259 Kat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Angaron Kierzen, Perry Matey, Craig Zeiss, 1054 00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:52,340 Old School Gamer D, L.A. Branton, Nathaniel Teeter and Aaron. If you enjoy the adventure 1055 00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:57,140 that you're listening to we'd love for you to join us over on Patreon. Why? Well because 1056 00:49:57,140 --> 00:50:00,980 you get to spend more time with us and we get to spend time with you. 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