1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,960 Hey, welcome back, friend. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,080 Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 3 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,519 The goblins have tossed another log on the fire. 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:21,440 And Alydin and Tally, you're you're you've scooched as close as you can. 5 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,760 It's very cold down here and you're trying to keep warm by the fire. 6 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:36,880 Do you think anybody up there told Bonwyn, was it, that we haven't come back yet? 7 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,600 How many days do you think we've been down here? 8 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,400 Well, how many times have you peed in that corner? 9 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,200 Well, a lot to start. 10 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,200 Not as many. 11 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:50,960 It was a lot. 12 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,359 Well, I like to be very hydrated. 13 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,439 As much as I can. 14 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:03,759 But they've given us a lot of, and she looks down, a lot of moldy bread. 15 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,679 And there was that one fish that was quite nice. 16 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,719 I know you didn't have much of it. 17 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:11,439 Too bony. 18 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,000 Too picky. 19 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:14,959 I got a kid. 20 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:17,000 It was bony. 21 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:17,959 I didn't want it. 22 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,640 So like 14? 23 00:01:21,759 --> 00:01:22,319 14? 24 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,280 Is that not normal? 25 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:29,200 No, Tally, we're going to take you to a healer. 26 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,040 Anyway, and it smells. 27 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:35,359 I just, I needed to say it. 28 00:01:35,359 --> 00:01:35,960 I'm so sorry. 29 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,320 But yes, of course they went and they told somebody because that's what I told them to do. 30 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,319 Well, okay. 31 00:01:42,439 --> 00:01:43,879 Well, I hope they show up soon. 32 00:01:44,079 --> 00:01:44,439 They will. 33 00:01:45,719 --> 00:01:48,799 Because after that fish, I'm going to need to do more than pee. 34 00:01:49,439 --> 00:01:57,359 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, He-Him. 35 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,479 Also with me today is Amy More as Alydin, She-Her. 36 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,239 At this point, you guys have been talking about it for so long. 37 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:05,759 Tally's taking two shits. 38 00:02:05,799 --> 00:02:09,199 Carla Maxstead as Bonwyn Everbane, She-Her. 39 00:02:09,319 --> 00:02:10,560 There's no schools anymore. 40 00:02:10,599 --> 00:02:11,800 History's mystery. 41 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,639 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, He-Him. 42 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,800 We could like maybe hold an axe or two. 43 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,920 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, He-Him. 44 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,880 Is Alydin capable of some stabbing? 45 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:29,480 With special guest Joe Fisher from Midnight Burger as Rinkip Selador, He-Him. 46 00:02:29,719 --> 00:02:34,920 I think maybe rats or some sort of rodentia carries messages. 47 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:35,360 I don't know. 48 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,120 It's a whole thing. 49 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,960 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon supported podcast. 50 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,360 Come see what we have for you over at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 51 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,120 It's more of us and it's exciting. 52 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,000 Okay, fuck it. 53 00:02:46,039 --> 00:02:47,240 Let's play. 54 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,159 And we cut to the tunnels. 55 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:07,520 The group of you are following the map that Bizarre you traced off the map on the floor 56 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:15,680 that you had seen and it's led you, everybody has the vague idea or even probably a pretty 57 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,840 good idea because you're all adults that know the city very well. 58 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:25,680 This tunnel system in particular, the one that the kids upstairs told you where 59 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,920 Alydin was supposed to be heading, leads out of the city. 60 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:37,159 But Rinkip and Bonwyn, this is a direction into an old settlement, which has been 61 00:03:37,159 --> 00:03:39,560 long since abandoned, the settlement of Lingersville. 62 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,040 So it's leading in that direction. 63 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:45,520 If both of you could roll a history for me, a history check. 64 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,400 I got a 13, I got a 14 history. 65 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:50,280 Perfect. 66 00:03:50,680 --> 00:04:02,920 These tunnel systems, you have heard stories that there was a large explosion some years 67 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,319 ago that destroyed a lot of these tunnel systems. 68 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:13,360 And as part of that explosion, there used to be a goblin settlement and it was thought 69 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,960 to have been destroyed by this explosion. 70 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:22,280 You are walking through these tunnels, all of you crouched. 71 00:04:22,319 --> 00:04:24,280 They are pretty tight, pretty narrow. 72 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:32,319 And you, after a couple hours following down, there is clear path. 73 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:36,360 You are following footprints of two small children. 74 00:04:36,759 --> 00:04:38,920 So you're not just wandering aimlessly for hours. 75 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,600 You are following bits of breadcrumbs, so to speak. 76 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:52,160 You come to a small alcove, which looks like there's a hole on one side of the wall, 77 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,920 which leads out and you can feel a bit of a draft coming into. 78 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:01,320 Looks like there's a lot of movement back through it based on what you're seeing 79 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,600 from the footprints in the dirt. 80 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,520 A lot of footprints, like how many footprints are we talking about? 81 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,879 Looks like you have been following two sets of footprints, presumably the two kids 82 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:14,639 you're looking for, but then suddenly there are lots of footprints. 83 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:15,279 Right. 84 00:05:15,719 --> 00:05:17,000 Like they came out of nowhere. 85 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,839 Like from all the goblins that surrounded them. 86 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:19,639 Came and got the kids. 87 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,040 But you see now there's like a swarm of footprints. 88 00:05:23,439 --> 00:05:24,040 And the hole. 89 00:05:24,159 --> 00:05:24,439 Yeah. 90 00:05:24,519 --> 00:05:27,319 No blood, no anything like that. 91 00:05:27,319 --> 00:05:31,199 Doesn't look like there was any sort of fight or scuffle. 92 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:33,920 There was a little bit of pee though, but that was just tally. 93 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:37,439 There's a scent of urine in the air, obviously. 94 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,279 But yes, it looks like perhaps an ambush of some sort may have happened here. 95 00:05:42,199 --> 00:05:42,399 Okay. 96 00:05:42,399 --> 00:05:47,079 Well now I'm sort of more worried because they were clearly happily just walking 97 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:54,000 along and then there's all these quite, I mean, these ones seem small, right? 98 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:55,040 These footprints? 99 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:56,959 What do they look like? 100 00:05:56,959 --> 00:06:02,360 I don't know if I've seen footprints like this before, but they seem familiar. 101 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,279 But lots of whatever it is. 102 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,000 So that's not ideal. 103 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,200 Well, I mean, what do we know about, what do we know about where we are right now? 104 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:20,760 We know that, you know, once upon a time, there was something here and by 105 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,400 something, I mean goblins, right? 106 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,320 Okay. 107 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,120 I'm learning something new about the city. 108 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:27,720 That's great. 109 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,000 This is news to me. 110 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,400 You guys don't know about the goblins? 111 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,000 No, I had no idea. 112 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,200 I mean, this is, this is some good. 113 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:40,439 Ex-Sheriff knowledge you've got Rin Kit, because I like growing up here, I know 114 00:06:40,439 --> 00:06:43,319 about Lingersville and it was abandoned, explosion. 115 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,479 Nobody really knows why it was so long ago. 116 00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:46,800 There's no schools anymore. 117 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,120 History's mystery. 118 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,879 But now you're saying, yeah, goblins. 119 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:58,759 So were they, I mean, can you just tell me what you know about the goblins? 120 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,159 Well, they're used to, okay. 121 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:01,560 So here's what happened. 122 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,360 Were they the, okay, perfect. 123 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:03,759 Thank you. 124 00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:07,120 What happened was, is that a while back, there was a place here. 125 00:07:07,199 --> 00:07:08,759 There was a, there was a settlement here. 126 00:07:09,159 --> 00:07:09,480 Okay. 127 00:07:09,519 --> 00:07:09,759 Yeah. 128 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,360 Lingersville is what it was called. 129 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:14,399 And, you know, I don't, nobody really knows what happened. 130 00:07:14,439 --> 00:07:15,639 A lot of people make assumptions. 131 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:16,319 They don't really know. 132 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,159 Something exploded. 133 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:25,439 There was an explosion and, and, and, and there goes Lingersville, not around anymore. 134 00:07:26,719 --> 00:07:31,399 There was also here, you know, an encampment of goblins. 135 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,720 Now, if you, now we, we know, you know, we know goblins. 136 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:34,960 Sure. 137 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:35,440 Goblins. 138 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:35,760 Fine. 139 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:41,840 And, and, and if there's anything that destroys goblins, it's explosions because 140 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,680 explosions pretty much kill all of the things. 141 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:45,200 Yeah. 142 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,760 Almost everyone's weak to explosion. 143 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,120 Yeah. 144 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,840 Everyone's got a little sensitivity to things exploding. 145 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,680 And so what happened was there was this explosion and I think we all just kind 146 00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:00,440 of assumed, you know, they're bye-bye goblins. 147 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:01,120 Yeah, okay. 148 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:01,600 Okay. 149 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:02,759 Goblins dead. 150 00:08:03,319 --> 00:08:04,920 Not a ridiculous assumption to make. 151 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:08,519 I don't think when in a big explosion happens, you usually just assume 152 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,360 everybody's dead. 153 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,560 That's why we don't look for the bodies anymore. 154 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,319 However, we've got some, that's right. 155 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:23,959 However, however, there's some, however, I know I need to apologize for that. 156 00:08:24,399 --> 00:08:28,360 I mean, the thing is we're seeing some strange footprints on the ground. 157 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:28,839 Are we not? 158 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:30,480 We are. 159 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:30,880 Yeah, all right. 160 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:31,280 We are. 161 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,160 So I mean, now that you say goblin. 162 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:38,080 I mean, it could be saying, I look, I don't want to, I'm not the type to spread 163 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,519 rumors around or anything like that. 164 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,120 I want to, I don't want to get in front of my skis about it, but I'm just 165 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,720 saying used to be goblins here, strange footprints on the ground. 166 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,240 Goblins are a little crafty. 167 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,759 Also kind of hard to like kill all of them because they are, there's always 168 00:08:50,759 --> 00:08:52,320 that one, you know what I'm saying? 169 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:56,040 So it's just like, and if there's one, I mean, you know, and so I'm just 170 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,160 saying, you know, add some time. 171 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,080 There's more goblins now because they just, they just duplicate. 172 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,560 If there's one, you know, that's what I've heard about goblins. 173 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,440 I don't know what you guys have heard about goblins, but it's like one goblin. 174 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,200 You leave it there for a while. 175 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,160 I thought if a goblin gets wet, it'll, it'll reproduce that way. 176 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,080 That's why you don't know. 177 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,280 That's a gremlin. 178 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,040 Shit, right. 179 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,360 And I think it applies to all. 180 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:21,160 I mean, you know, I just assume that about all monster 181 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,160 creatures is that they just multiply. 182 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:24,200 Is that wrong? 183 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,759 I'm well, I assume everything fucks. 184 00:09:27,759 --> 00:09:29,919 Well, I'm not saying they don't do that. 185 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:35,039 I'm just saying, listen, if there's one goblin, there's going to be more goblins 186 00:09:35,039 --> 00:09:39,600 eventually. That's what I think either by becoming more goblins or by just 187 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,600 getting the word out, like, Hey, I'm a goblin. 188 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,279 I'm here alone. 189 00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:43,000 Come here. 190 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:44,200 Right. 191 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:44,600 Yeah. 192 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:49,120 So goblin osmosis or goblin personals are the two. 193 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,319 Okay. 194 00:09:50,319 --> 00:09:56,519 They have a very complex communication system that can span miles sometimes. 195 00:09:57,399 --> 00:10:00,759 Miles and miles, you know, it's not pigeons. 196 00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:01,919 It's not carrier pigeons. 197 00:10:01,919 --> 00:10:05,480 We know that now, because as it turns out, pigeons do not do well underground, 198 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:12,960 but I think maybe rats or some sort of rodentia carries messages. 199 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,360 I don't know. 200 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,960 It's a whole thing where nobody's really sure. 201 00:10:16,439 --> 00:10:18,000 Scholars still argue about it. 202 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,639 But regardless, if there's one goblin here and the humans are gone 203 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:27,559 because of the explosion, then there could eventually be more goblins. 204 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:30,039 I'm saying that, okay, here's what I'm, let me wrap it up. 205 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:30,399 All right. 206 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:36,399 I'm saying that the goblin population could have rebounded faster, I think, 207 00:10:36,399 --> 00:10:38,000 than the human population would. 208 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,039 And now we've got all these footprints on the ground. 209 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:40,840 We're underground. 210 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,720 They love it there. 211 00:10:42,319 --> 00:10:46,960 I'm saying we could be, we could have a goblin situation right now. 212 00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:48,879 Goblin coded situation. 213 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,919 Close that circle right back up again. 214 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,159 Just like you always do. 215 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:53,679 Here we are. 216 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,000 I mean, I'm convinced. 217 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:00,519 Russ, can we like smell smoke or anything through that? 218 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,919 Because they have a fire inside there, don't they? 219 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:03,279 Yeah. 220 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:04,120 Yeah. 221 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:08,399 Have we noticed anything as we're just having a little meeting out here? 222 00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:10,319 Are you going to spread in fish? 223 00:11:10,319 --> 00:11:14,079 Because you would a hundred percent smell if someone's cooking fish in there. 224 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,599 I am so sad I didn't bring an NPC along because we would be talking about 225 00:11:17,599 --> 00:11:19,240 goblins for the next 25 minutes. 226 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,319 I know we would. 227 00:11:20,599 --> 00:11:21,000 Let's go. 228 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:21,559 Let's do it. 229 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:22,679 That's right. 230 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,199 This is what the downtime is for. 231 00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:26,399 I killed a weekend talking about goblins. 232 00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:27,000 Are you kidding me? 233 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I can do this all day. 234 00:11:29,479 --> 00:11:34,000 I wish you would join me in the middle, my friend. 235 00:11:34,399 --> 00:11:40,959 You could join us on Patreon and get an episode dedication. 236 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,919 Hey friends, welcome to the middle. 237 00:11:43,919 --> 00:11:46,519 It's, it's me here hanging out with you. 238 00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:50,480 So it's the biggest party that we have right now. 239 00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:56,360 I don't have a lot to tell you today, but what I do have is a very important thing. 240 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:01,600 It's the episode dedication, which sometimes when I record by myself, I forget to do. 241 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,240 But if you join us at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, not only do you get 242 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:11,320 access to a whole bunch of exclusive bonus content, I swear the cyberpunk 243 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:16,279 red session zero is coming out very soon, if not by the end of this week. 244 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,680 So look out for that. 245 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,920 Uh, but you also get an episode dedicated to you. 246 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,880 That's what I said. 247 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:30,360 And today's patron who gets the episode dedicated to them is nine LK nine LK. 248 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,720 Thank you very much. 249 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,120 Uh, nine elk, nine LK. 250 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:41,160 I feel 90, 90, nine LK, nine LK. 251 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:45,080 Uh, you know, it's like one of those vanity license plates that you're 252 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,400 trying to figure out as you're walking by. 253 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:52,360 Like it's probably literally just nine LK, but maybe there's 254 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,840 other deeper meaning to it. 255 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,800 So if there is, let us, let us know. 256 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:59,200 But, but this is, this is the great stuff you get, uh, when 257 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,720 Russ is hanging out by himself. 258 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,800 Uh, what are some other things that are going on? 259 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:06,840 Um, well, Joe has been playing with us now for a couple episodes. 260 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,440 He's in one more next week. 261 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:09,920 Really excited about that. 262 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,240 And we've been busy recording a whole bunch of other great 263 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,840 stuff with some other shows, uh, Dungeons and Drimbus. 264 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:19,480 We're going to be appearing, uh, in a cyber Monday feature 265 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,840 coming up on cyber Monday. 266 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,800 So a little bit of time to wait, but Carla and I went over there. 267 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:29,000 Um, we had some friends who, uh, from a show we've mentioned earlier 268 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,440 this season, uh, the looters podcast, uh, two of them. 269 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,879 Right after these Joe episodes are going to be coming to join us. 270 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,440 And then shortly after we start releasing those, we're going to be 271 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,400 appearing over on their show as well. 272 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,199 Uh, so make sure you're listening to all the different shows that we 273 00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:49,879 guessed on, cause that'll keep you busy, busy forever and for always. 274 00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:50,159 Right. 275 00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:53,079 Uh, we'll have more details about all of that as they come up. 276 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,879 And, uh, we'll let you know we're working on more always and forever. 277 00:13:57,159 --> 00:13:59,000 But I think that's the end of the middle. 278 00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:00,720 Uh, let's get you back to the episode. 279 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,720 It's a fun one and I hope you're enjoying it. 280 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,360 Have a great week. 281 00:14:03,439 --> 00:14:04,399 We'll talk to you soon. 282 00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:04,919 Bye. 283 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:10,560 Uh, let's, uh, let's, I mean, there's no, there's no danger in the hole. 284 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,760 Let's take a peek around. 285 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,480 Uh, so the footprints you've been following stop here. 286 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:19,000 Like they don't, nothing goes further really like there, there's some 287 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,560 commotion coming from kind of all directions, uh, but most of them do 288 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:27,760 appear to be that they're moving back through this, this newfound land. 289 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:31,800 Uh, and, uh, we're going to have a lot of, uh, we're going to have a 290 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,960 lot of people that are going to be that they're moving back through this, 291 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,760 this newfound hole in the side of this tunnel. 292 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,520 Um, who would like to be the one who looks through? 293 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,960 Because it's not big enough for everybody to kind of crowd around 294 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,000 and like three Stooges style look. 295 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:49,600 Uh, and you know, I, well, I mean, who's the, who's the quietest one? 296 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,040 You know what I mean? 297 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,680 Does anybody have any of that weird, you know what I mean? 298 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,040 Sweet, the sneaky stuff. 299 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,000 Anybody have any sneaky skills? 300 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,920 I'm not very, I have four axis. 301 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,120 I'm not sneaking anywhere. 302 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,480 There's a lot of clanking. 303 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,120 There's a lot of clank. 304 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,480 I clank everywhere I go, you know, they've heard, they've heard you at this point. 305 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,960 I mean, we all, we know they know, they know why I'm here. 306 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,240 They're all just sitting around, actually listening to the history 307 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:18,640 that they've never been taught generations before they were alive. 308 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:18,880 Yeah. 309 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,120 It was so long ago. 310 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:20,920 That's so true. 311 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:21,720 That's so true. 312 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,920 Uh, anyway, who, who can, who's, who's crafty, who's sneaky? 313 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,840 Anybody I'm pretty sneaky. 314 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,960 Can I try and, I mean, listen, first of all, I want to say, 315 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,560 I'll do it. 316 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,400 I'll go through. 317 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:33,800 Okay. 318 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,639 I'm not going to send anybody else out of there. 319 00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:39,639 I'm just saying I'm probably a bad choice, but I'll do it. 320 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,160 No, we appreciate your honesty. 321 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,160 I just, if you can give me a minute to take my axis off. 322 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:44,800 Here's to something. 323 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,519 If I take off all my axis, maybe I'm not so, maybe I'm not so loud anymore. 324 00:15:49,759 --> 00:15:53,240 I think it'd be better if you kept the axes on on the off chance. 325 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,120 Like you need to be ready with those axes. 326 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,560 I should keep the axes on. 327 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:57,960 Keep the axes on. 328 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:58,560 Absolutely. 329 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,120 Axe on through hole. 330 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:00,720 You're saying. 331 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,360 Yes. 332 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:03,400 Okay. 333 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:03,680 Great. 334 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:04,920 I'm going to get out. 335 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,879 Listen, I, because it's a cave, I'm not going to get out the great acts. 336 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,480 I'm just going to get out the battle acts. 337 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,320 And I'm just like, this is more of a cave acts. 338 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,920 I feel then the great access, right? 339 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:18,000 Cause I don't want to get it like lodged comically in the ceiling. 340 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:19,639 We all know that. 341 00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:21,519 Or do you not going to do that. 342 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,600 So embarrassing. 343 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,000 Yeah. 344 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,040 And the hard to fix. 345 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,200 Let me tell you, blacksmith. 346 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:26,480 Yeah. 347 00:16:26,759 --> 00:16:27,360 Hard to fix. 348 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:27,519 Yeah. 349 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,120 So, uh, okay. 350 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,720 So here's what I'm going to, I'm going to get, I'm going to. 351 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:36,000 Just take a just real quick look around the corner. 352 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:41,960 Listen, that decision took too long and I'm sorry, but it's good that we get it 353 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,920 all out in the open and we talk about it. 354 00:16:44,759 --> 00:16:46,040 I feel, uh, I agree. 355 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,120 Came to a consensus. 356 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:47,639 Yeah. 357 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,639 Uh, okay. 358 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,240 I am looking around the corner. 359 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,800 Did we make you a human? 360 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:54,920 Oh my God. 361 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,360 Did we make you a human? 362 00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:56,879 Yeah. 363 00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:58,120 That's why I haven't volunteered for it. 364 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:58,920 Cause I'm a human too. 365 00:16:59,440 --> 00:16:59,960 That's it. 366 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:00,639 You'd be human. 367 00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:04,400 You look, uh, so, uh, we're going to say that you had a, that had some 368 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,200 sort of a torture candle system, but as you go to look through the hole, 369 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:13,319 which is, uh, you know, blocks all light from behind you, uh, you look 370 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:17,319 through and it is a dark cavern that you cannot see anything. 371 00:17:17,759 --> 00:17:18,119 Okay. 372 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,200 All right. 373 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:25,559 I pull my head back through and I say, okay, so good news, I'm alive. 374 00:17:26,639 --> 00:17:27,920 My head is still on my body. 375 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:28,879 Bad news. 376 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,279 I can't see a fucking thing in there. 377 00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:31,240 It's completely dark. 378 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,680 So we're going to have to figure out something else. 379 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,839 We're going to have to, we're going to need a light source. 380 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,119 Which may alert. 381 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:39,440 I can just see in the dark. 382 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:44,599 So if we, could I just quickly, if I could just scooch around you, I could 383 00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:48,759 just, and then if it is just empty, no worries. 384 00:17:48,759 --> 00:17:51,680 I feel like seeing in the dark should be like some upfront information 385 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,319 that we should have had before we went into the cave situation. 386 00:17:54,599 --> 00:17:54,920 Right. 387 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:55,440 Okay. 388 00:17:57,079 --> 00:17:58,639 I mean, I told you about my axis. 389 00:17:59,360 --> 00:17:59,800 You're right. 390 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:00,360 You're right. 391 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,680 We didn't all explain what we were bringing to the table, but that is 392 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,920 something that I can, would you mind having a look-see through this 393 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:13,320 mysterious love to take just a little, little looky-loo through the hole. 394 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,320 Kyle is bizarre, like human human. 395 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,360 Yeah. 396 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,080 Wait, what do you mean by human human? 397 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,920 Like, for the most part, we're all half elves. 398 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,400 No, I am. 399 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,560 I am Hooman. 400 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,840 You're just straight up Hooman. 401 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:30,480 Okay. 402 00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:30,840 Yeah. 403 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:31,240 All right. 404 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,680 I'm a dwarf, Amy. 405 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:34,360 Just kidding. 406 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:34,960 I know that. 407 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:35,280 Yeah. 408 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:37,480 Okay. 409 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,560 What am I rolling? 410 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,720 Well, you're just putting your head through a hole right now. 411 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,480 So don't worry about rolling yet. 412 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:50,560 So you, you scooch aside Rinkep and Bon, when you put your 413 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,920 head through the hole and your eyes adjust for a moment and you 414 00:18:54,920 --> 00:19:01,560 see the same dim luminescence that I described an episode ago 415 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,360 to our good for now. 416 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:06,640 And so you see down below you, what comes into view is a, a 417 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,960 city of sorts. 418 00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:13,400 It is built with crudely constructed wooden structures. 419 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,880 You do pick up a light bioluminescence coming off of 420 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,279 different parts of those structures and up on the walls. 421 00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:27,359 Not enough that it would provide a huge amount of light for someone. 422 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:32,200 And now you can roll investigation to see if you see anything beyond that. 423 00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:35,879 That's an 18. 424 00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:42,440 You are taking a good surveillance of this. 425 00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:50,039 You do pick up a dim glowing orange light, like very dim, often to 426 00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:52,879 the far right of this city. 427 00:19:53,879 --> 00:20:00,240 Um, and you see, um, focusing for a moment, you see quick movements down 428 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,399 in the city, same bioluminescence. 429 00:20:02,399 --> 00:20:06,079 You don't pick up what figure or thing is moving, but you see quick 430 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,599 movements in and out of the buildings. 431 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:16,159 Um, and after a short moment, you hear what sounds like, um, pebbles 432 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,799 starting to roll down some of the hills off into the sides. 433 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:25,319 To clarify, you're saying city, but I'm picturing like, like 434 00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:31,799 settlement more, maybe like an Ewok village, but underground and goblins. 435 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:35,960 I don't know. 436 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,920 Your even sounds too fancy for me. 437 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,039 Shantytown. 438 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,639 Something Shantytown is probably better. 439 00:20:41,879 --> 00:20:42,159 Okay. 440 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200 That's what I'm picturing. 441 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,639 Goblin Shantytown. 442 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,200 It's a great username by the way. 443 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:46,599 Goblin. 444 00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:47,960 Hi, I'm Goblin Shantytown. 445 00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:49,279 It's very good. 446 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,160 Oh, band name, write it down. 447 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:57,879 Um, there is, there's, I'm going to say it probably is goblins. 448 00:20:57,879 --> 00:20:59,440 Cause there's like a lot of structures in there. 449 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,639 Clearly a bunch of creatures living in there, but sure. 450 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,399 So that's not great news. 451 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:05,839 I mean, it's not great news. 452 00:21:05,839 --> 00:21:06,480 There's a lot. 453 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,000 There could be better news coming out of the hole. 454 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,359 Let's just say goblins. 455 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:09,720 Yeah. 456 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:11,920 Um, there's a lot of them, I think. 457 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,680 Thank you for the air quotes on goblins, by the way. 458 00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:14,279 I appreciate it. 459 00:21:14,279 --> 00:21:17,039 Cause I don't want to commit in case it's not, you know, 460 00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:20,559 can you give me a rough estimate on how many goblins we're 461 00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:22,319 dealing with at this particular time? 462 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,159 Cause like 10 minutes from now could be more. 463 00:21:24,519 --> 00:21:25,559 Cause we know how goblins are. 464 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:26,599 We've discussed this. 465 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:27,079 Right. 466 00:21:27,399 --> 00:21:27,799 Right. 467 00:21:27,879 --> 00:21:28,240 Great. 468 00:21:28,279 --> 00:21:28,639 You're right. 469 00:21:28,639 --> 00:21:30,920 They're probably, it's going to be half again. 470 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,399 It's many. 471 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,720 We stay here long enough. 472 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,559 The longer we wait, the more goblins there are. 473 00:21:35,319 --> 00:21:35,960 Absolutely. 474 00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:40,839 Uh, Russ, I probably like, could make a guesstimate, right? 475 00:21:40,839 --> 00:21:43,119 Yeah, based on the size, based on the building. 476 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,319 Do a guesstimate roll. 477 00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:45,200 Sure. 478 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,879 Yeah, do a guesstimate roll. 479 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,720 Uh, we'll call it a three. 480 00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:53,039 I was going to say, whatever you roll, multiply it by a hundred. 481 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:53,599 That's too many. 482 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:01,159 Yeah, I rolled a three. 483 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,879 So you tell me what that means. 484 00:22:02,879 --> 00:22:10,039 You could probably guess this shanty size, presuming, uh, a 485 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:14,559 hierarchical structure of a two to four goblins per structure. 486 00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:20,319 There could be anywhere from 25 to 50 goblins in this town. 487 00:22:20,679 --> 00:22:21,599 That's a lot of goblins. 488 00:22:22,399 --> 00:22:22,639 Yeah. 489 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,000 Okay. 490 00:22:23,879 --> 00:22:24,960 I share that information. 491 00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:28,799 I mean, I feel comfortable assuming that they are the prisoners of goblins. 492 00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:33,159 I, I feel like, based on the information we have, that's, 493 00:22:33,159 --> 00:22:34,359 that's gotta be the case. 494 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:39,319 Um, so can anyone, I'm sorry, I can't speak goblin. 495 00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:40,240 Anybody? 496 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,079 I don't speak goblin. 497 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:41,519 No. 498 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,480 Okay. 499 00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:48,880 Um, so, uh, diplomatic relations, probably not maybe the best way to go about it. 500 00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:50,640 Hard to parlay and you can't speak. 501 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,519 Are they known for their diplomatic relations, the goblins? 502 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:59,360 I mean, I barely knew goblins were even in this, like, you're the one. 503 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,200 I feel like you're the expert in the room. 504 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:06,480 What I know of goblins, I'm going to say not really up for a parlay. 505 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:11,240 I'm going to say they're going to be more, you know, I mean, if you live 506 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:15,440 underground and hide from things, maybe not social. 507 00:23:16,759 --> 00:23:21,920 And so, yeah, so that's problematic because you would hope that just a 508 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,880 nice conversation would get us out of this. 509 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:28,400 If we could just explain that they're children and if we could just not, 510 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,240 yeah, that'd be, that'd be just mono a mono talk it out. 511 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,240 But I, I, I feel like that's not an option. 512 00:23:34,319 --> 00:23:34,640 Okay. 513 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,519 So what do we think? 514 00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:38,079 Just like get a hose down here and flood them out or. 515 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,519 Do we have a hose? 516 00:23:39,559 --> 00:23:40,079 Is that a, 517 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,160 Oh my God. 518 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,160 Does anyone have a hose? 519 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,640 No, I'm sorry. 520 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,320 Oh, that was a joke. 521 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,080 Just drown them all. 522 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,480 I mean, I thought, I mean, that sounds like a great idea, frankly, but. 523 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,200 Carla, that is borderline tie them up and throw them in the 524 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:51,800 river right there. 525 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:52,120 I know. 526 00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:53,840 I want it to get back to our roots. 527 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,960 Does anyone have any ideas? 528 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:04,160 Perhaps it's just a misunderstanding and they said, Oh, these goblins 529 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,720 escaped, they're bad goblins. 530 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:11,000 Let's, let's take them back and, you know, maybe just go in and. 531 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,080 I, I don't know. 532 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,080 Uh, 25 to 50 is either for us and. 533 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,600 Well, Bonwyn, you would know it. 534 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,400 Is Alydin capable of some stabbing? 535 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:30,400 I know Alydin's a little bit older than the other kids. 536 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,880 Can we farm out some of this battle to the children? 537 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,279 I'm just curious if we, if, if we. 538 00:24:36,279 --> 00:24:38,320 Delegation is the key to leadership. 539 00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:43,519 I mean, you have a sling and a screwdriver. 540 00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:45,919 I could be a murderous Dennis the menace. 541 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:46,319 You don't know. 542 00:24:46,639 --> 00:24:47,039 That's true. 543 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,159 I will say this. 544 00:24:49,319 --> 00:24:52,799 I don't know about the, about the murder, but she is very 545 00:24:52,799 --> 00:24:54,079 smart and very sneaky. 546 00:24:54,639 --> 00:24:56,480 So, okay. 547 00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:01,119 You know, if we could, if she sees a chance to escape, she will take it. 548 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,039 I know that for sure. 549 00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:05,919 I hope they didn't do something ridiculous, like pick up the cage 550 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,759 and try and walk. 551 00:25:06,759 --> 00:25:07,720 Can you imagine? 552 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:08,680 Oh my goodness. 553 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,799 Because that would be embarrassing for them. 554 00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:17,160 I'm looking at the situation here and it looks like they came from potentially 555 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,600 above to drop in on our friends. 556 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:26,079 So maybe if someone were to stay behind, make a scene, they would leave, 557 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,720 come down, rain down on that one person. 558 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:34,000 And that would free up the rest of our party to go down there and, and save. 559 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:34,440 All right. 560 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,839 So we need a, we need a distraction is what we need. 561 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,920 We need to distract the goblins so that the rest of the party can 562 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,040 move in and save the children. 563 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:41,560 So bait. 564 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:42,480 Yes. 565 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:42,760 Bait. 566 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:43,800 Just one person to be bait. 567 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,160 That's bait. 568 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:44,480 Yeah. 569 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:45,960 Okay. 570 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,360 I'll do that. 571 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:46,920 No, I. 572 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,200 Ren Kipp, on the off chance that some do stay back, I feel like 573 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,680 your martial prowess would be better served there. 574 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:58,040 I will stay back and I have means to be able to at least slow them 575 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:02,600 down as I make some kind of retreat if necessary. 576 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:02,960 Okay. 577 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,880 So I will stay back here. 578 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:11,360 I will get my torch out and y'all move forward as quiet as you can. 579 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:11,800 Of course. 580 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:16,080 Ren Kipp, all the axes, but, you know, walking wind chime. 581 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,920 I do need to wrap them in some sort of cloth. 582 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,440 I think that would be helpful in the future. 583 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,680 Note to self, you know, for next tunnel excursion, next tunnel 584 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,720 excursion of some sort of sheath. 585 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,400 They're hard to sheath is the problem. 586 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,960 Bon, when we could collaborate, figure out some kind of magical 587 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,760 adaptation to make an ax silent when it clangs against something else. 588 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:35,799 Yeah. 589 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,640 At this point, you guys have been talking about it for so long. 590 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,200 Tally's taken two shits. 591 00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:42,599 We cut back down. 592 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,000 The trolls are going to hate that though. 593 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,640 It's repellent. 594 00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:47,519 So it'll keep them. 595 00:26:47,519 --> 00:26:49,119 Oh my God, there are trolls down here. 596 00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:49,559 Yeah. 597 00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:50,879 Oh, I'm sorry. 598 00:26:51,079 --> 00:26:51,599 Goblins. 599 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:53,960 Now there are trolls. 600 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,599 See what you do. 601 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,119 Don't give Russ any ideas. 602 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,200 I'll just throw a troll in there now. 603 00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,599 So if y'all want to move forward, I'll wait until you're out of 604 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,680 sight and start making a ruckus. 605 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,519 All right. 606 00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:06,240 Okay. 607 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:06,480 Sure. 608 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:07,640 Thanks, Bazaar. 609 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,440 That's all right. 610 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,920 So, so are we all going through the hole and then we're splitting up? 611 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,759 Is that what's happening? 612 00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:18,559 And now we whisper because now we're, now we're talking about going 613 00:27:18,559 --> 00:27:21,920 through the hole, plan mode strategy strategy time. 614 00:27:22,279 --> 00:27:22,480 Okay. 615 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,400 So we're all going to go through the hole and we're going to split up. 616 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:24,920 Is that the deal? 617 00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:30,920 Yeah, I saw definitely there was a fire in a distance, not a lot of 618 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,920 movement around so we can all try and sneak. 619 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,000 Yes. 620 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,800 I feel like the fire. 621 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,000 How are you going to sneak? 622 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,120 Cause you cannot. 623 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,000 I think we got it. 624 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,080 I think we got to wait for the distraction part. 625 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,759 And then when they are distracted by the distraction, they're not 626 00:27:46,759 --> 00:27:50,039 really going to be listening for four axes in that case. 627 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,680 I say we stay together because I can see and then you can write and 628 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,279 then we can also, we could like maybe hold an ax or two. 629 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,800 Oh, so there's not just four clanging together at 630 00:28:00,799 --> 00:28:01,399 all times. 631 00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:02,480 If you would like to do that. 632 00:28:02,879 --> 00:28:04,480 Unless that's uncalled for. 633 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,079 I don't, I don't want to assume. 634 00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:08,000 I don't want to, no, no, no, we're all friends here. 635 00:28:08,039 --> 00:28:11,599 I have no problem with anyone doing any ax holding if it doesn't 636 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,359 encumber you in any, in an unnecessary way. 637 00:28:15,879 --> 00:28:18,240 No, um, Kav, great idea. 638 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,839 Then we, we all have axes. 639 00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:21,399 Great. 640 00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:22,079 Okay. 641 00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,799 So, uh, I'll take the, I'll take the great ax then, since I'm the 642 00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:30,319 ax guy and it's a little, okay, battle ax from one of you. 643 00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:33,720 And then a couple of, a couple of throwing axes. 644 00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:34,639 Okay. 645 00:28:34,919 --> 00:28:35,679 We're all ax now. 646 00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:36,319 This is fun. 647 00:28:36,319 --> 00:28:36,879 This is great. 648 00:28:36,919 --> 00:28:39,399 I guess all like dual fist, the throwing axis. 649 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:40,519 Um, sure. 650 00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:43,759 I mean, that's, I mean, that's what I do, but, uh, you know, 651 00:28:43,759 --> 00:28:46,839 the more impressive, I mean, I saw it and I was impressed by it. 652 00:28:46,839 --> 00:28:51,079 So their own ax path, you know, let's let's, okay, let's go. 653 00:28:51,079 --> 00:28:51,519 Let's do it. 654 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:53,039 I think we're ready. 655 00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:54,720 All right. 656 00:28:54,839 --> 00:29:00,119 So, so that I have it three of you, Rin Kip, Bonwyn. 657 00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:07,200 And Kavalarin going through this hole as previously described as barely 658 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,799 able to fit one of you through. 659 00:29:11,079 --> 00:29:11,679 It's fine. 660 00:29:11,679 --> 00:29:12,399 It's fine. 661 00:29:12,439 --> 00:29:13,159 We're doing it. 662 00:29:13,159 --> 00:29:14,319 You've committed to the bit. 663 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:15,319 Like we're doing it. 664 00:29:15,679 --> 00:29:18,799 Uh, and, uh, bizarre, you're staying back. 665 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:19,960 Is that what I understood? 666 00:29:20,119 --> 00:29:20,519 Yeah. 667 00:29:20,519 --> 00:29:24,720 I'm going to position myself like towards the, where we came in, like 668 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,359 behind the hole, where it looks like all of them dropped down from. 669 00:29:28,439 --> 00:29:29,119 Great. 670 00:29:29,159 --> 00:29:29,759 Cool. 671 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,440 Awesome. 672 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,640 Uh, who's going first? 673 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:35,119 Uh, Kav, can you see in the dark as well? 674 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,400 You have dark vision too. 675 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:36,759 Okay. 676 00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:39,480 So we should, um, I'll go first maybe. 677 00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:42,879 And then, um, Rin Kip can go in the middle. 678 00:29:42,879 --> 00:29:47,119 So he has, uh, two people who can see to help guide. 679 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:47,759 I appreciate that. 680 00:29:47,759 --> 00:29:48,119 Thank you. 681 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:48,759 Yes. 682 00:29:48,759 --> 00:29:49,279 Perfect. 683 00:29:49,319 --> 00:29:49,960 Absolutely. 684 00:29:50,279 --> 00:29:52,279 So I'm going to roll for tight squeeze. 685 00:29:52,279 --> 00:29:53,799 Tight squeeze. 686 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,200 There is like a path that they could take not going through this hole. 687 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,640 Yeah, there was, but yeah. 688 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:05,759 No, I'm just making sure I previously described when we entered. 689 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:06,360 Yeah. 690 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:06,560 Yeah. 691 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,000 That's what I thought too. 692 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,800 So long ago, there was so much goblin chat. 693 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,360 They're not going to expect this though. 694 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,000 Right. 695 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,800 Losing my shit over here. 696 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,160 They'll never go through that way. 697 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,880 Is what the goblins are saying. 698 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,200 And boy, would they be wrong. 699 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,720 So I was just standing there like, I didn't prepare the grease spell. 700 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,880 So that's, that's out. 701 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:28,520 That's on you. 702 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,240 That's on you. 703 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:30,440 Okay. 704 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,480 We're, we're doing it. 705 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,480 We're committing to the bit. 706 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,000 Yeah. 707 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:44,120 Dumbgeons and Dragons season three, episode 16, starring Amy More as 708 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:49,000 Alydin, Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 709 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:53,360 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard with special guest, Joe Fisher from 710 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,840 Midnight Burger as Rin Kip Celador and Russ More as your dungeon master. 711 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,920 Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted and sound design by Russ More. 712 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,000 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and Slipstream and 713 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,960 sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 714 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,040 Our amazing cover art and character designs are by Matt Garbutt and a 715 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,480 huge thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, Jessica 716 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,560 Babiak, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Angaron 717 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:26,080 Kierzen, Perry Matey, Craig Zeiss, Old School Gamer D, L.A. 718 00:31:26,079 --> 00:31:28,480 Branton, Nathaniel Teeter and Aaron. 719 00:31:28,559 --> 00:31:32,119 If you enjoy the adventure that you're listening to, we'd love for 720 00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:34,079 you to join us over on Patreon. 721 00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:34,599 Why? 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740 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,440 I'm not doing this wrong. 741 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,000 This is correct. 742 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:17,560 Make it up. 743 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,520 What was the settlement called? 744 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,240 It was called, it was called Lingersville. 745 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:23,280 Yeah. 746 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,279 How big is that hole? 747 00:32:25,839 --> 00:32:26,279 Not big. 748 00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:39,960 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.