[0.0s] It is the middle of the night on this first night of your adventure that you're slowly,
[14.4s] quickly finding out is more of just an excursion for a rich person in this town.
[20.6s] Bizard is the end of your first one.
[22.6s] You hear the jingle of the bell that you had set up and then a scream from Ignatius
[29.0s] and you quickly turn and now everybody wakes up.
[33.4s] Something is something's here.
[35.9s] Everyone rise.
[37.6s] Something's happening.
[38.5s] Okay.
[38.9s] Okay.
[39.3s] Okay.
[39.6s] Okay.
[41.0s] What is it?
[41.7s] Does anybody see it?
[42.5s] What kind of what kind of something?
[43.9s] I don't know.
[44.7s] Let's look around.
[46.5s] It might be a small animal.
[49.2s] It might be a ne'er-do-well as I said.
[52.8s] Hard to say.
[53.9s] You're all back to back to back to back looking out and around.
[58.0s] Ignatius is still sleeping occasionally screaming.
[61.8s] You hear just like a swift move through the tall grass and then another jingle of the bell off into your right,
[67.9s] which makes everybody turn and look.
[70.2s] Bench lets out a small scream as well.
[72.6s] Did anybody see it?
[74.5s] I didn't see it.
[76.1s] I mean something but...
[79.2s] We hear another jingle of the bell often often behind from where the sound is coming
[84.4s] and we cut ahead and Bench is holding a flaming stick and everybody's screaming as the bell continually is ringing around you.
[92.2s] You can't see anything yet.
[94.9s] You're all chaotically looking around trying to figure out what's happening.
[99.5s] Did anybody see it?
[100.5s] I don't know but it's coming from everywhere.
[102.3s] It's everywhere.
[103.1s] It's everywhere all at once.
[103.9s] It's all directions.
[104.7s] I think there's a lot of them.
[106.8s] We cut ahead again and you're completely surrounded by squirrels around this smoldering fire.
[113.7s] The burning stick has been tossed down and they are encircling your area.
[118.5s] I threw down some leftover key lime tart.
[120.9s] The leader of these squirrels slowly steps forward and dips like a little paw into it and takes a little nibble
[129.9s] and turns and looks at all of them and gives a quick nod
[134.3s] and we cut ahead and you're all seated around this smoldering fire.
[138.6s] All the squirrels are gone.
[141.3s] That was very, very close.
[143.7s] I think we could have died.
[145.9s] I mean, when there's a lot of something, no matter how small it is, it does become sort of frightening.
[151.2s] The dark gives the big shadows too.
[153.6s] Yeah.
[154.7s] I mean, I'm not really from around here.
[157.1s] Is like a roving squirrel gang just run of the mill?
[161.6s] Haven't spent a lot of time in the hill.
[163.5s] So but I don't think so.
[166.3s] And you all slowly look to the side where Bizard has cleaned up.
[173.4s] The dishes where there is a carcass of a rabbit and a squirrel.
[179.8s] Maybe, maybe they were upset that we ate one of them and that was an offering.
[185.9s] Maybe they thought that the pie was one of us.
[189.7s] Ooh, that's a very good possibility.
[194.2s] Oh, okay.
[195.1s] I mean, how many pies do we have left?
[199.0s] Oh, I brought one for each night.
[201.4s] We each had one tonight.
[203.3s] I didn't know how many nights we were going to be out.
[204.9s] So I assumed I've got like a crumb left.
[209.4s] Great.
[210.0s] Don't eat the crumb.
[212.2s] No problem.
[214.0s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast.
[219.0s] I'm your dungeon master Russ More.
[220.6s] He, him also with me is Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane.
[224.6s] She, her.
[225.4s] That will make sense.
[226.5s] Like what as more context is is revealed.
[229.6s] Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave.
[231.7s] He, him.
[232.6s] Uh, no, no, not, not, not.
[235.4s] I can feel it though.
[236.3s] And Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard.
[239.1s] He, him.
[239.9s] Okay.
[240.2s] Yeah.
[240.4s] Get the rope ready and I'll, I'll go down first.
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[256.7s] And now fuck it.
[258.0s] Let's play.
[259.5s] Your midday the next day, sun is shining bright overhead.
[273.1s] Everybody's feeling quite tired from the night previous where nobody
[277.2s] except for Ignatius got a restful night's sleep.
[280.6s] He's leading a few, uh, probably 10 or 15 steps ahead of everybody
[286.1s] as you're all dragging ass a little bit.
[288.2s] This is what's, uh, what's wrong with everybody?
[290.1s] Did you not sleep well on this night?
[292.0s] This first adventure is he's looking back at you walking backwards,
[295.8s] jauntily bouncing.
[297.5s] Oh, um, it just, uh, yeah, not a great sleep.
[302.4s] Not a, not a great sleep, but fortune favor.
[306.7s] Uh, the map in the middle of the night must have gotten a little wet
[310.3s] and has revealed an alternate path towards our treasure.
[314.8s] And he holds it up.
[315.7s] See, look, this line wasn't here when I looked at it right
[319.4s] before I went to bed.
[320.9s] I can only believe a secret line.
[323.4s] Yes.
[323.9s] Secret map.
[324.9s] A secret line.
[325.7s] Very exciting.
[327.0s] Must be the best way to get there.
[328.7s] The real way to get there.
[330.6s] Fortunately, it's going to the same place.
[334.0s] Perfect.
[334.8s] That means very, very convenient.
[336.8s] You are a master.
[339.5s] So we have one of two options.
[342.5s] We follow this secret line or we go on the original path as it was
[348.8s] intended to get the full experience for the adventure.
[353.8s] And he's nodding very deeply in this, looking for approval from
[358.3s] anybody in the group.
[360.2s] I just need one.
[361.3s] See, Ignatius, I think that you have become so masterful
[366.1s] at exploration that the answers were given to you.
[368.4s] And why should you say no to something that is handed to you
[374.3s] because you earned it?
[376.3s] That's a great question.
[377.6s] Good thought.
[378.7s] That is a good thought.
[380.7s] Well, perhaps another day then.
[382.1s] Perhaps another day we'll go out and we'll do the original
[384.8s] trek as was made by the pirates of old.
[389.1s] Yes.
[389.5s] Yes.
[389.7s] Yes.
[389.9s] Yes.
[391.2s] Okay.
[391.7s] Great idea.
[392.7s] In an effort to get straight to the goods, let's take this
[395.6s] line and see where it leads us.
[398.2s] See what treasures behold.
[399.7s] See what hopes and dreams we are to fulfill from here on out.
[403.4s] Cav nudges, bench in the ribs.
[405.6s] He said it again.
[408.1s] That means that maybe we actually get hopes and dreams.
[412.0s] As Ignatius says that and turns and is with even more
[417.5s] expediency following along this green dotted line path
[421.7s] towards the treasure.
[424.0s] Everybody else is left back behind.
[426.4s] Gothar and Darryl are trying to keep up as best they can
[429.6s] because it's their job to keep them keep them safe.
[432.8s] So hopes and dreams are a good thing.
[438.8s] It would be bad to leave him out here.
[441.9s] Right.
[443.5s] Oh, well, we can't leave him out.
[445.7s] That wouldn't be wouldn't be great.
[447.0s] I don't know.
[447.5s] I was just confirming that fact and maybe if nobody else
[452.2s] had agreed one of my best customers.
[455.7s] Fair, fair, you know, and not a bad guy.
[459.1s] Just just a little misguided.
[461.4s] That's all he's got some problems.
[464.8s] Yeah, I at least need him to make it back to town
[468.2s] because there are certain expectations of me coming out
[472.1s] here other than me just having a good time.
[475.4s] But but yeah, no, we need to make sure that he makes
[478.9s] it back to town.
[479.6s] Yeah, no.
[480.1s] Yeah, of course, I was not.
[481.3s] Yeah, I was not inferring that we should leave him to
[483.9s] die out here.
[484.7s] That would be that would be ridiculous.
[487.5s] That would be so silly.
[495.0s] Yeah, yeah, we need just adventures on the way and bench
[498.5s] picks up his pace a little bit to separate himself
[500.5s] from all of you.
[501.9s] Expectations like the treasure or what do you mean?
[505.3s] Bazaar.
[506.4s] Yeah, they're a little bit of that, you know,
[510.2s] because I was told this was a pirate treasure and the
[515.5s] assumptions that I had made and as to why I was not
[518.6s] able to attend some of the advisor meetings for the
[522.6s] mayor that there would be some returned funds,
[527.4s] whichever was procured.
[529.7s] So that being said, if there were to be procured
[534.6s] funds, we would find considerably less than what we
[540.1s] actually found.
[542.6s] So which I hesitate to say in front of an auditor if
[548.4s] I'm not mistaken, you just mean like a finder's
[552.1s] fee.
[553.3s] Yes, that's exactly what it is.
[555.5s] I think you're entitled to a certain percentage.
[559.6s] Yeah, because you know, there has to be some
[562.5s] return to the coffers from which they were stolen from
[566.4s] according to the understanding, you know, so if anybody
[570.6s] shows back up with any sum, there's an expectation of
[576.5s] a percentage of that sum.
[579.0s] Now, whatever that sum may be is to be determined.
[583.8s] At a later date.
[584.4s] If it's 41.
[586.1s] Yes, actually, yes, that actually goes really well
[590.0s] for nothing like having a capital auditor on the party
[594.5s] this.
[595.9s] Your services may be very handy.
[599.4s] So just to be frank with y'all, you know, I, you
[603.1s] know, I was going to mention it once we found the
[605.3s] treasure, but once I learned like, oh, that may
[607.9s] not be the case.
[608.7s] It's like, well, I may have a problem, but I don't
[612.0s] want you to think that you have a problem.
[615.0s] Okay, sure.
[616.5s] Yeah.
[618.4s] Bye.
[620.0s] Kind of shoot Bonwyn to look like I don't know what
[622.2s] the hell he's talking about.
[623.1s] I'm really sure I understand, but I mean, Bonwyn
[626.4s] just assumes it will make sense as more context
[629.8s] is is revealed in the moment.
[631.7s] I'm sure it'll click for me.
[634.3s] And you all catch up to Ignatius.
[637.1s] You've made your way into the mountains at this
[639.5s] point is kind of midday.
[641.9s] Now you're all sweating buckets because you've
[644.5s] been going quite quickly along this green line to
[647.4s] make sure that you're making good time.
[648.7s] So you could be back if not by the end of the day,
[651.6s] then first thing the next day you're following
[654.4s] behind him leading up this winding mountain path.
[657.8s] You're starting to get the idea that maybe you're
[661.4s] you're not falling.
[662.7s] You're not seeing any cave entrances.
[664.6s] You're not seeing any sign of like a real foot
[667.4s] path obviously because you drew the line, but
[671.4s] also like maybe Ignatius isn't following this
[674.7s] and as you're about to go confront him, you
[677.7s] see that he makes it up to this plateau and he's
[680.5s] standing there.
[681.3s] And as you round the bend to just kind of say,
[683.6s] hey, maybe we should turn back.
[685.4s] There's like a big Eureka.
[686.9s] Like we found it.
[688.9s] We found the X or at least where I believe
[693.9s] the X is look everybody.
[695.4s] There's an entrance to a cave.
[698.7s] Okay, great work.
[700.9s] Great job Ignatius.
[702.0s] Wow.
[702.8s] Wow.
[703.4s] This is the thrill of the adventure, isn't it?
[705.0s] This is this is what they this is what they tell
[706.9s] you about in the in the stories.
[710.0s] All those all those seafarers, all those river
[713.1s] pirates, all those people going out and fighting
[716.1s] monsters.
[716.8s] That's what this is all about, isn't it?
[718.6s] Sure.
[718.8s] We've only seen squirrels and rabbits and maybe
[720.9s] a few birds, but but like from here on out
[724.7s] who knows what's in front of us.
[727.7s] I mean the squirrels were pretty terrifying the
[729.7s] squirrel.
[730.6s] Oh, he missed that you were you were sawing
[733.6s] logs.
[734.0s] We had it doesn't matter.
[736.9s] Was there something scary about the squirrels?
[738.7s] I just saw them up in the trees.
[740.1s] I'm sure they were clustered into groups,
[742.6s] which is kind of unusual from my understanding
[744.9s] of squirrels, but then staring at us longingly
[747.7s] from a distance.
[748.8s] They're saying there's something nefarious
[750.7s] about that.
[751.1s] You know what?
[751.8s] Don't even worry about it.
[753.8s] Totally fine.
[754.5s] Not a big deal.
[755.3s] Onward into the cave and he followed by
[758.7s] Daryl and Gothar struck into this cave.
[762.2s] You follow obviously.
[765.1s] What do we see it?
[766.1s] It is like an obvious cave entrance.
[768.6s] It is an obvious cave entrance.
[771.5s] As you approach you're all looking around
[774.7s] trying to figure out like what might be here
[776.8s] if there is anything here.
[777.9s] So make an investigation role as you're
[780.0s] walking in.
[781.0s] So say any signs of wildlife or anything
[783.4s] like that would be good to note.
[786.3s] Oh man, these dice are so bad.
[787.9s] I got an eight.
[789.2s] It's a it's a one, but it wasn't a
[791.4s] crit fail.
[792.8s] So wait, you have a minus to your
[796.8s] investigation and you're an auditor.
[799.9s] Oh, I'm not a good one.
[801.9s] No one ever said cab was a good auditor.
[803.8s] That's why he keeps getting sent to
[806.2s] these far-flung places.
[807.8s] Yeah, I feel like you said that out
[810.8s] loud at some point, but I forgot it
[812.3s] or didn't know cabs like good socially
[815.3s] bad at his job.
[816.5s] Terrible job.
[817.7s] Perfect.
[818.3s] Yeah, I do remember you saying that
[820.3s] now.
[820.7s] He's just sort of like failed upward.
[822.7s] Yeah, glorious.
[825.5s] Okay.
[825.8s] So with an with a one you're happy
[829.8s] to be along for the journey with
[832.5s] an eight.
[833.9s] You see some rough tracks leading
[838.3s] to and from the cave with a 16
[843.4s] bond when you're able to see that
[845.4s] these tracks, although they are
[849.1s] old, they are bear tracks that
[852.2s] look like they have come to and
[854.1s] from you can't tell what's the
[856.2s] most recent is there's some some
[858.4s] time that has that has passed.
[861.8s] You know, being that you're out
[863.0s] there's no snow like it's not
[864.5s] hibernation season.
[865.8s] So if it were like you might
[868.0s] worry about like a sleeping
[869.1s] bear in there, but you pretty
[871.6s] sure that there's probably no
[874.7s] bear at least in the in the
[876.6s] phase of this cave.
[878.1s] Okay.
[880.0s] You all catch up to Ignatius
[882.8s] and Gothar and Darryl and you
[885.3s] find yourselves in this cave
[887.2s] entrance.
[888.4s] There isn't any animals in here
[893.3s] that you see looking around.
[895.5s] There's some piled up bones off
[899.1s] in the corner, which looks like
[901.1s] they're just small game.
[903.3s] There's some sticks and branches
[906.9s] that look like they've been
[907.8s] dragged up by something and at
[910.6s] the back of this cave is what
[913.9s] looks like a shaft that goes
[919.0s] deeper into the mountain and
[920.7s] it looks like it's been like
[922.0s] carved.
[923.8s] Something has created this
[925.1s] shaft.
[927.4s] Ignatius doesn't notice that
[928.8s] he's too busy like examining
[930.5s] the the hardened scat that
[932.7s] may that he's finding in the
[934.0s] corners on the floor probably
[937.1s] spawn when you would be the
[938.1s] first one to see this.
[939.9s] Well, luckily no bears
[941.4s] everyone.
[941.9s] I think we can agree that's
[943.9s] that's great.
[945.8s] Absolutely.
[946.6s] Was that a concern?
[948.8s] Well, I mean you you're
[950.3s] noticing the sign.
[951.8s] I saw it some tracks.
[952.9s] You know a bear probably
[955.2s] comes and goes from here,
[956.4s] but that's part of the
[958.8s] adventure, right?
[960.6s] Just maybe next part of the
[962.4s] adventure.
[963.0s] I will slow down before going
[965.1s] in and get somebody to check
[966.3s] for bears next time writing
[968.2s] a note.
[968.7s] It's a great plan.
[969.3s] It's a learning experience,
[970.6s] right?
[971.0s] Absolutely out on your first
[972.7s] adventure.
[974.7s] I think that if I notice
[977.1s] this, I'm not sure I want
[978.9s] to point it out to him.
[982.0s] Okay, just why I'm just
[983.2s] like making chit chat.
[986.2s] Okay, got it.
[989.1s] Like I'm thinking I want to
[990.4s] get home.
[991.2s] I don't really think there's
[992.3s] treasure here.
[993.4s] What are we getting into?
[996.9s] So I'm still contemplating
[998.6s] like do I point this out to
[999.7s] him and you like go down the
[1001.2s] thing and see there's nothing
[1002.4s] there or like he's continuing
[1005.2s] to look around.
[1005.8s] He hasn't noticed go Thor
[1008.2s] and Daryl are just following
[1009.5s] behind him.
[1010.2s] They're not actually looking
[1011.2s] around.
[1011.7s] They're just like also in
[1013.6s] the same boat given some
[1017.3s] time you bizarre would be
[1023.1s] able to come across it.
[1025.0s] So like we'll say that you're
[1026.3s] kind of still at the the face
[1028.1s] of trying to figure out like
[1030.3s] if in fact the bear tracks
[1032.1s] as as Bonwyn saying like
[1033.8s] clearly no bears here.
[1035.3s] So you haven't made it that
[1036.2s] deep in but if you were
[1038.9s] to venture in you too would
[1040.3s] be able to find it and I
[1041.4s] feel like cav.
[1042.6s] You're kind of playing
[1045.0s] watch right now at the at
[1046.8s] the face of the at the
[1048.2s] face of the cave benches
[1049.9s] there too.
[1050.8s] He's having a time he
[1052.5s] threatened to you know he
[1053.8s] brought up the fact that he
[1054.7s] might kill this rich person.
[1056.2s] So, you know, he's just
[1057.1s] playing a little cool right
[1058.4s] now just like squirrels
[1059.7s] really really freaked him
[1061.0s] out.
[1062.4s] He's a real city boy really
[1063.9s] freaked him out.
[1065.9s] I feel like I would maybe
[1067.0s] make eye contact like if
[1068.9s] if bizarre seems to be like
[1070.8s] noticing it I'll be like
[1074.0s] should we yeah like mowing
[1077.8s] should we tell him like
[1080.2s] bizarre would do the same
[1081.1s] thing like look over and be
[1082.4s] like pointing at it like
[1085.8s] hey everybody I found
[1087.1s] something interesting over
[1088.4s] here and he's often in a
[1089.9s] different corner you go
[1092.2s] over and sees like it looks
[1093.9s] like some sort of oil can
[1095.5s] why would there be an oil
[1096.7s] can up here he hands it
[1099.3s] to you and it is in fact
[1100.5s] and it does sound like
[1102.2s] it has some oil in there
[1103.5s] but it's like a rusted
[1104.6s] they you know picture like
[1106.2s] Wizard of Oz like that
[1107.4s] kind of like sure yeah
[1108.8s] with the long straw kind
[1110.6s] of end huh well that is
[1112.9s] strange tis tis why would
[1115.9s] a bear need an oil can
[1118.7s] stiff joints.
[1120.6s] Oh touche.
[1122.3s] Yep.
[1122.6s] Yep.
[1123.0s] I didn't think of that
[1124.6s] perhaps the bear has
[1125.8s] osteoporosis of some
[1127.3s] sort and this is just
[1129.5s] something to lube up them
[1130.8s] joints.
[1132.2s] Maybe while these guys are
[1133.2s] having this great meeting
[1135.3s] I settle up next to
[1138.3s] Bizarre like should we
[1140.3s] should we tell him or
[1142.7s] should we just go or I
[1144.7s] mean the worst thing that
[1145.5s] could happen is he goes
[1148.0s] down there himself and
[1149.5s] then if he doesn't make
[1151.1s] it back then that's not
[1151.8s] really our fault but I
[1153.6s] mean you're right there
[1155.6s] could be there could
[1156.7s] actually be treasure and
[1158.0s] I know you kind of need
[1161.0s] that yeah I mean it
[1163.4s] would help I've been
[1165.8s] giving a lot of rash
[1166.7s] reasoning for things to
[1167.7s] the mayor recently and I
[1168.8s] feel like I kind of need
[1169.9s] like something tangible
[1171.2s] this time but again I
[1174.0s] don't want that to be
[1174.8s] anybody else's problem
[1176.0s] then if I need to make
[1178.2s] something happen I will
[1180.4s] I mean we're already
[1181.2s] here right.
[1182.5s] Yeah.
[1183.5s] You know we yeah yeah
[1185.1s] we've already I mean the
[1185.8s] shop's not opening
[1186.6s] today.
[1187.9s] Yeah.
[1188.8s] Yeah.
[1189.3s] Okay.
[1190.5s] Oh my goodness I just
[1192.0s] noticed something for the
[1193.2s] very first time over here.
[1195.3s] What is it?
[1195.9s] What did you find?
[1197.1s] Come come take a look.
[1199.1s] Yes.
[1199.5s] Oh my goodness.
[1201.2s] Look at this.
[1202.1s] Look at this everybody
[1203.0s] would you get your eyes
[1203.8s] on this one.
[1204.4s] This is a cave that
[1205.5s] goes even deeper into
[1207.4s] the mountain.
[1208.5s] Oh I'm so excited.
[1210.4s] Are we going down there
[1211.7s] who's going first?
[1212.8s] I can't see the bottom
[1214.0s] it seems like it's very
[1215.0s] far down there.
[1215.9s] Oh I'm just as giddy
[1217.3s] as a schoolboy.
[1218.8s] Can I see anything
[1219.9s] into it?
[1220.4s] I do have dark vision
[1222.8s] also you know
[1224.7s] dwarf I'm good at
[1226.3s] caves.
[1228.4s] Yeah I mean you're
[1229.9s] inspiration when it comes
[1231.1s] to caves.
[1232.5s] I know what caves do.
[1234.4s] Yeah you look down
[1235.3s] and as your eyes are
[1236.4s] adjusting you don't
[1238.0s] really see anything
[1238.8s] but then they become
[1239.8s] clearer.
[1241.1s] About 15 feet down
[1242.7s] you see what looks like
[1244.6s] a metal cage
[1246.5s] that comes into view.
[1247.9s] There is look like
[1249.5s] some crude handholds
[1251.4s] on the wall on the
[1252.6s] opposite side.
[1253.6s] You could somebody
[1254.6s] could reach it
[1256.7s] but yeah there's a
[1257.8s] there's a there's a cage.
[1260.1s] I do have cave
[1262.3s] but it's actually called
[1263.3s] stone cunning.
[1265.4s] So if I made
[1266.9s] an intelligence check
[1268.9s] about the origin of
[1270.5s] stonework I'm proficient
[1272.3s] in history.
[1273.7s] So like
[1275.7s] I would be good at
[1276.6s] recognizing if this
[1278.0s] was something
[1280.6s] something dwarven
[1281.8s] or that
[1283.1s] that isn't just a
[1284.5s] weird creepy one
[1286.2s] off cage buried
[1287.7s] in the mountains.
[1289.0s] Much like Ken's job
[1290.5s] is just beach.
[1292.3s] Yeah my job is just
[1293.7s] cave.
[1295.4s] We're finding out so much
[1296.5s] about our characters.
[1298.4s] Okay is there a role
[1300.0s] to that or is it just
[1300.9s] a known thing?
[1301.8s] It's a history check.
[1303.5s] All right well give me
[1304.3s] a history check.
[1310.0s] Sure okay.
[1312.4s] You look down
[1314.3s] you you can immediately
[1315.6s] sense that this has been
[1316.6s] carved not just weather
[1317.8s] worn this this
[1319.2s] shaft that goes down
[1320.3s] into the tunnel
[1321.8s] but as soon as you see
[1323.3s] the cage itself
[1325.1s] like you get a
[1326.3s] distinct sense that
[1327.4s] this is carved by
[1328.9s] human or dwarf
[1330.0s] or some some sort
[1332.1s] for what looks to be
[1334.1s] like a mining cage.
[1335.6s] So there could be a
[1337.0s] pulley system inside
[1338.7s] you don't like
[1340.9s] it goes up a ways
[1342.6s] to you don't really see
[1344.2s] any fixed mechanisms
[1346.1s] but there could be something
[1347.0s] inside that allows movement
[1348.4s] for it.
[1349.8s] But yeah that's the sense
[1351.0s] you get.
[1352.4s] So there is a purpose
[1353.5s] not just a weird cage
[1354.7s] in a mountain.
[1355.5s] Perfect I feel better
[1356.5s] already.
[1357.8s] I think this
[1359.6s] was some kind of mining
[1360.8s] operation which would
[1361.8s] explain the oil
[1363.0s] and so I don't know
[1364.1s] if that cage
[1365.5s] moves.
[1366.4s] I'm not sure how related
[1367.7s] this would be to the river
[1369.0s] pirates and a treasure.
[1370.5s] Perhaps the river pirates
[1372.4s] moonlighted as as
[1374.1s] miners.
[1376.7s] You have to diversify
[1378.1s] your income portfolio.
[1380.5s] I mean a tough side hustle
[1382.2s] mining is a tough side
[1383.8s] hustle. But when the river
[1384.8s] runs a little lower hard
[1386.1s] to get those ships out
[1387.7s] maybe they retreat to the
[1389.0s] mountains to dig deep
[1391.9s] mining season.
[1392.8s] Yes.
[1393.5s] Yes mining season.
[1394.9s] Aha.
[1396.0s] Yes.
[1396.3s] Pirate in the summer
[1397.3s] miner in the winter.
[1401.1s] Well because like where do
[1401.9s] they go?
[1402.8s] Here apparently
[1404.8s] not for some time
[1406.2s] because of the bears
[1407.8s] obviously.
[1409.0s] Right. Right.
[1411.2s] I'm going to go see if we
[1412.0s] brought rope.
[1412.7s] I'll be right back.
[1415.0s] I mean I definitely have
[1416.1s] rope.
[1416.5s] Absolutely I have rope.
[1418.1s] I don't have rope.
[1420.0s] I have a bag of sand.
[1422.0s] I don't know why I brought
[1422.9s] that.
[1423.1s] But you can fashion into
[1424.4s] a magical rope.
[1425.9s] No I can throw it in
[1426.8s] somebody's eyes and run
[1427.8s] away.
[1428.4s] Oh smart.
[1429.0s] Yeah that's really good.
[1429.9s] Also it's also really
[1431.1s] helpful.
[1431.4s] Flying magical
[1432.1s] pockets in.
[1434.7s] And I said
[1436.1s] hey
[1440.1s] hey
[1443.2s] I said hey
[1446.3s] this is the middle.
[1448.7s] Welcome to the middle
[1449.6s] everybody.
[1450.4s] How you doing?
[1452.3s] Oh man.
[1454.5s] Dang good.
[1455.2s] Amy how are you enjoying
[1456.6s] Charis's adventure during
[1458.2s] this adventure?
[1459.5s] Don't speak in specifics
[1461.4s] but just vagaries.
[1463.0s] What's Charis's mindset?
[1466.0s] You know
[1468.2s] determined.
[1469.7s] Oh I like that.
[1471.5s] And adventurous.
[1473.0s] OK good.
[1473.9s] That's where she's at right
[1475.1s] now.
[1475.7s] This aligns with the
[1476.8s] potential idea I have
[1478.5s] in my head of where
[1480.9s] Charis slash Alydin is.
[1482.6s] So that's perfect.
[1483.8s] Love it.
[1484.1s] Joke's on you.
[1484.7s] I already know.
[1486.3s] Excellent.
[1487.1s] I can't wait to find out
[1488.2s] then.
[1490.1s] But we're having a great
[1490.8s] time and
[1492.4s] we would love for you
[1494.0s] to hang out with us
[1495.5s] more.
[1497.3s] Tom tell them about
[1498.5s] Patreon.
[1499.5s] Well I pull up a page.
[1501.5s] OK.
[1502.4s] Easy peasy.
[1503.2s] Patreon.com slash
[1504.8s] dumb dragon cast.
[1506.1s] Get all sorts of cool
[1507.1s] stuff when you're there
[1508.1s] like a dedication
[1510.0s] to a random patron for
[1511.2s] every episode
[1512.6s] which we'll come back to.
[1513.5s] We'll circle back to that
[1514.5s] with the face that Russ
[1515.4s] made. We're going to circle
[1516.4s] right back to it.
[1517.5s] You also get the
[1520.3s] adventures of which is a
[1521.5s] game I run every
[1522.9s] you get an episode every
[1523.7s] month with Russ
[1525.5s] playing a tabaxi
[1527.1s] bard named Opal Light
[1528.4s] Brightcliffs who is
[1530.0s] clinically insane.
[1531.7s] Oh yeah sure that too.
[1534.4s] And Amy and Carla are
[1535.4s] there too all the time
[1536.4s] playing different characters
[1537.5s] as well.
[1538.0s] Night Hunter for Amy
[1539.1s] and Elia for Carla
[1540.5s] and it's just rule
[1542.0s] of cool flies for
[1543.7s] that one.
[1544.2s] So if it's fun we're going
[1545.6s] for it.
[1546.8s] So there's a bunch of
[1547.5s] episodes of that.
[1549.0s] I think we just
[1549.9s] tell me more about the
[1553.0s] the shout out.
[1553.8s] We're going back to the
[1554.5s] dedication.
[1555.1s] Let's run back.
[1555.7s] All right.
[1556.0s] So when you're a
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[1558.2s] get an episode dedicated
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[1562.7s] Parrot.
[1564.0s] Thanks Tiffany.
[1566.7s] Thanks so much Tiffany.
[1568.4s] So you can be super
[1569.3s] cool like Tiffany
[1570.3s] if you join us on
[1571.4s] Patreon where there is
[1572.3s] also a seven day free
[1573.9s] trial is that correct
[1574.8s] Ross seven day free
[1575.8s] trial and when you
[1577.0s] sign up for three
[1578.4s] continuous month
[1579.5s] not three continuous
[1580.3s] month three three
[1582.4s] months for three
[1583.7s] months consecutive.
[1585.1s] Yeah consecutive
[1586.2s] they don't even need
[1586.7s] to be consecutive.
[1587.6s] You just sign up
[1588.1s] for three months.
[1588.7s] You could dip out
[1589.3s] and come back.
[1590.5s] You get some we
[1591.4s] send you some
[1591.9s] rewards with some
[1593.4s] merch.
[1594.3s] That's the word
[1594.8s] I'm looking for swag.
[1596.8s] I'm so excited that
[1598.5s] this is happening.
[1599.9s] The merch is actually
[1600.8s] starting to ship.
[1601.9s] So what we didn't
[1603.4s] tell our patrons on
[1604.6s] the gook hang we
[1605.4s] had last night
[1607.8s] as this is released
[1609.2s] is that the merch
[1609.9s] is starting to ship.
[1610.8s] We've been trying
[1611.3s] to figure it out
[1611.9s] and now it's
[1612.6s] working.
[1613.2s] We're getting there.
[1614.0s] Yes.
[1614.6s] Another thing you
[1615.4s] get if you're a patron
[1616.4s] gook hang which
[1617.2s] just means like
[1619.0s] you want you to
[1619.6s] hang out with us.
[1620.4s] Yeah.
[1620.9s] Once a month we
[1621.7s] do a hangout
[1622.5s] and we answer
[1623.4s] questions and
[1625.1s] there's a lot of
[1625.8s] questions a lot of
[1626.7s] people.
[1628.1s] There's separate
[1629.1s] channels in the
[1630.1s] discord.
[1631.0s] There's all
[1631.6s] sorts of bonus stuff.
[1632.7s] So out of all
[1633.8s] of those hundreds
[1634.5s] of things we just
[1635.5s] listed find the
[1636.7s] one that you really
[1637.9s] like and come for
[1638.7s] that.
[1639.1s] Yeah.
[1639.6s] Because you don't
[1640.2s] have to do
[1640.7s] everything.
[1641.5s] You don't have to
[1642.0s] do anything.
[1642.8s] No.
[1643.3s] No.
[1644.0s] We do.
[1645.1s] But you don't.
[1647.0s] You should do
[1647.5s] all the things
[1648.1s] but you don't
[1648.5s] have to.
[1648.9s] Or like pace
[1649.4s] yourself because
[1650.2s] they're going to
[1650.7s] be there.
[1651.6s] That's true.
[1652.3s] Let's get back
[1653.0s] to this adventure
[1653.7s] now as we
[1655.1s] have filled
[1655.9s] enough time.
[1657.8s] We did it.
[1658.6s] That's right.
[1659.7s] And didn't it all
[1660.3s] talk about
[1661.0s] cyberpunk red.
[1662.1s] Oh my God.
[1663.3s] Cyberpunk reds
[1664.5s] coming around
[1666.8s] the bend this
[1667.8s] entire time.
[1668.8s] I'm sitting
[1669.3s] here going I
[1670.0s] thought when
[1671.3s] are they going
[1671.8s] to bring up
[1672.3s] cyberpunk?
[1674.7s] When did they get
[1675.3s] to the fireworks
[1676.3s] factory?
[1676.9s] It's like a
[1677.3s] booster gang or
[1678.2s] tearing around
[1678.9s] the corner
[1679.5s] slinging lead.
[1680.2s] You never saw
[1680.9s] it come and
[1681.4s] here's cyberpunk
[1682.3s] red another
[1684.8s] new show
[1685.2s] coming for you.
[1685.6s] It's going to
[1685.9s] be great.
[1686.3s] Kyle's running
[1687.0s] it and then we
[1687.7s] can't we can't
[1688.5s] wait for you to
[1689.0s] hear session
[1690.0s] zero be
[1690.5s] coming out
[1691.0s] this month.
[1691.4s] We're just
[1691.7s] building characters
[1692.5s] and getting
[1692.9s] to know the
[1693.2s] world and
[1694.0s] then we're
[1694.3s] jumping into
[1695.2s] it and it's
[1695.7s] going to be
[1696.3s] a blast.
[1697.6s] It better be
[1698.1s] Kyle.
[1698.5s] Definitely.
[1699.0s] Oh,
[1699.7s] it's going to
[1700.1s] be.
[1700.7s] I'm so
[1701.2s] pumped like
[1702.5s] y'all
[1702.9s] y'all don't
[1703.3s] know.
[1703.7s] Okay,
[1704.1s] good.
[1704.3s] So good.
[1705.6s] Okay,
[1706.5s] that's the
[1707.0s] end of the
[1707.3s] middle.
[1707.6s] Thanks for
[1707.9s] real this
[1708.3s] time for
[1708.7s] wheels now.
[1709.7s] Bye.
[1710.1s] Love you.
[1710.4s] Bye.
[1713.0s] Okay,
[1713.3s] I guess
[1713.8s] we're going to
[1715.3s] we're going to
[1715.6s] go down
[1716.2s] there or
[1716.9s] who's got
[1717.2s] good upper
[1717.8s] body strength
[1718.7s] that looks
[1719.1s] like there
[1719.4s] might be a
[1719.9s] bit of a rock
[1720.3s] climb down.
[1721.0s] I don't have
[1721.4s] somebody said
[1722.3s] upper body
[1722.9s] strength.
[1723.5s] Yeah,
[1724.2s] I've got
[1724.6s] this.
[1724.9s] I've got
[1725.2s] these giant
[1725.8s] guns here
[1726.6s] and I've
[1727.0s] I've made
[1728.2s] it less
[1728.7s] weird for
[1729.1s] myself from
[1730.2s] our previous
[1730.7s] conversation
[1731.5s] so I can
[1731.9s] join the
[1732.2s] group again
[1733.0s] and I've
[1733.6s] calmed down
[1735.0s] now that
[1735.4s] there's a
[1735.7s] purpose for
[1736.3s] being here.
[1739.1s] Yes,
[1739.5s] I could
[1739.8s] go climb
[1740.2s] down into
[1740.6s] the cage
[1741.1s] if everybody
[1741.8s] is wanting
[1742.6s] to go
[1743.0s] down into
[1744.1s] the cage.
[1745.5s] I'm curious
[1746.1s] what's in
[1746.5s] there.
[1746.7s] There might
[1747.0s] be a
[1747.2s] mechanism
[1747.8s] or something
[1748.3s] that would
[1748.8s] that would
[1749.1s] lower it
[1749.6s] down
[1749.9s] deeper or
[1752.2s] Okay,
[1752.6s] let's
[1753.0s] go.
[1754.5s] Bench is
[1754.9s] going to
[1755.1s] roll
[1755.8s] athletics.
[1757.3s] He
[1759.1s] he's
[1759.3s] tall.
[1759.6s] He's a
[1760.1s] big guy.
[1760.7s] He can
[1761.0s] reach
[1761.2s] across
[1761.6s] and grab
[1762.1s] the the
[1762.5s] handholds
[1763.0s] is like
[1763.3s] maybe
[1763.6s] oh,
[1764.2s] hold on
[1764.7s] as he
[1765.0s] does that
[1765.3s] maybe we
[1765.7s] just tie
[1766.1s] me off.
[1767.3s] That's a
[1767.5s] great idea.
[1768.0s] I was
[1768.3s] going to
[1768.6s] suggest
[1769.0s] I was
[1769.2s] just going
[1769.5s] to go
[1769.8s] for it
[1770.3s] because I
[1770.6s] did so
[1771.0s] well on
[1771.3s] that rope
[1771.8s] ladder
[1772.2s] back at
[1772.6s] the audition.
[1774.8s] But
[1775.5s] maybe
[1776.0s] maybe
[1776.3s] yeah,
[1776.8s] I'd
[1777.0s] feel more
[1777.4s] comfortable
[1779.1s] just like
[1779.6s] a plummet.
[1780.4s] Perfect.
[1780.9s] Perfect.
[1781.3s] All right.
[1782.6s] Okay.
[1782.9s] I am
[1783.2s] pretty heavy.
[1783.9s] So like
[1784.3s] maybe
[1784.7s] three
[1784.9s] or four
[1785.5s] of you
[1786.4s] holding
[1786.8s] the other
[1787.2s] side
[1788.6s] and then
[1788.9s] it would
[1789.1s] be good.
[1789.5s] Okay,
[1790.0s] he
[1790.5s] reaches
[1790.9s] out.
[1791.3s] She's
[1791.7s] tied off.
[1792.4s] You're
[1792.6s] all bracing
[1793.3s] and holding
[1794.4s] and he
[1795.0s] begins
[1795.4s] to move
[1795.7s] down
[1796.0s] and you
[1796.3s] hear his
[1796.7s] feet
[1797.2s] after he
[1797.6s] disappears
[1798.1s] out of
[1798.4s] you
[1809.3s] It's a little
[1810.0s] tight
[1810.4s] fit.
[1811.2s] I don't
[1812.7s] okay.
[1813.6s] I'm
[1813.8s] inside.
[1815.1s] I see
[1816.4s] here's
[1816.7s] what I see.
[1817.1s] I see
[1817.4s] more
[1817.7s] cage
[1818.7s] on the
[1819.0s] side.
[1819.4s] There's a
[1819.7s] big
[1819.9s] lever
[1820.9s] and there's
[1821.3s] a looks
[1822.0s] like a
[1822.3s] chain
[1823.0s] in the
[1823.3s] middle
[1823.7s] here.
[1825.3s] Where does
[1825.6s] the chain
[1826.0s] go?
[1826.2s] Chain
[1826.5s] goes
[1826.8s] down.
[1828.5s] Chain
[1829.0s] goes
[1829.3s] down.
[1829.8s] Oh,
[1830.1s] chain
[1830.4s] goes
[1830.8s] up
[1831.1s] and to
[1831.3s] the side.
[1831.9s] It looks
[1832.3s] like
[1832.5s] this is
[1832.9s] the top.
[1834.3s] So
[1837.3s] so I
[1837.6s] could
[1838.5s] I don't
[1838.7s] want to pull the
[1839.2s] lever yet because I'm
[1840.1s] tied to the
[1840.6s] rope.
[1841.3s] Yeah,
[1842.3s] good
[1842.6s] good plan.
[1843.4s] Is it
[1844.2s] rusty?
[1844.9s] How's it
[1845.3s] seem?
[1846.0s] Oh,
[1846.4s] well,
[1846.6s] yeah,
[1846.9s] it's a little
[1847.5s] rust like
[1848.0s] I haven't
[1848.4s] been
[1848.6s] a
[1849.3s] she
[1849.8s] got it
[1850.2s] here.
[1852.4s] Yeah,
[1852.9s] yeah,
[1853.2s] yeah,
[1853.5s] it's
[1854.8s] I don't
[1855.4s] know what's
[1855.7s] going to
[1855.9s] happen
[1856.4s] if we
[1856.9s] pull this
[1857.3s] lever,
[1857.7s] but like it's
[1858.3s] a little
[1858.6s] rusty,
[1859.1s] but like
[1860.1s] I've seen
[1860.5s] worse.
[1861.7s] Well,
[1862.1s] hold on one
[1862.6s] second and I
[1863.4s] I'm going to
[1863.7s] go grab the
[1864.2s] oil can and
[1864.7s] be like
[1865.1s] catch.
[1866.4s] Yeah.
[1867.4s] Oh,
[1869.0s] thanks.
[1869.5s] Yeah.
[1874.2s] Well,
[1874.5s] that that
[1876.1s] greased it up.
[1878.7s] Does anybody
[1879.1s] want to come
[1879.5s] down with
[1879.9s] me before
[1880.7s] I pull this
[1881.2s] lever?
[1881.5s] Am I just
[1882.0s] going to
[1882.2s] go by myself?
[1884.1s] Well,
[1884.2s] is the
[1884.5s] room?
[1884.9s] It seemed
[1885.2s] like you
[1885.6s] are pretty
[1885.9s] tight in
[1886.4s] there bench.
[1886.9s] Well,
[1887.2s] I'm a
[1887.5s] big guy.
[1888.1s] Like it's
[1888.5s] probably room
[1889.3s] for like
[1889.7s] four normal
[1890.5s] sized
[1891.6s] people probably
[1893.3s] two other
[1893.9s] people with
[1894.5s] me.
[1895.5s] Okay.
[1895.9s] Okay.
[1896.4s] I mean I'm
[1897.2s] a lot shorter
[1897.9s] than you
[1898.6s] and like
[1899.4s] you were
[1899.8s] skinny too
[1900.7s] Bizards.
[1901.3s] So like
[1901.8s] maybe we
[1902.3s] can squeeze
[1902.9s] all four
[1903.4s] of us in
[1903.8s] here.
[1904.9s] If you
[1906.3s] can make
[1906.6s] sure to
[1906.9s] catch me
[1907.5s] if I
[1907.8s] fall,
[1908.2s] I'm
[1909.3s] fairly
[1909.7s] tired and
[1910.9s] already,
[1911.6s] you know,
[1912.1s] not made
[1912.9s] for the
[1913.4s] the climbing
[1914.0s] part.
[1914.9s] So
[1916.2s] I'm
[1916.5s] likely
[1917.0s] to fall
[1917.5s] if I
[1917.8s] try to
[1918.1s] climb
[1918.4s] down there.
[1918.8s] So
[1920.1s] we'll see
[1920.5s] what happens.
[1921.9s] Adventure.
[1922.5s] I mean,
[1922.7s] we'll keep
[1923.1s] the rope.
[1923.9s] I think
[1924.5s] we'll keep
[1925.2s] the rope and
[1925.7s] then you
[1926.0s] can kind of
[1926.4s] work down
[1926.8s] the rope.
[1927.5s] I mean,
[1927.9s] you're
[1928.2s] I think you're
[1928.7s] light.
[1929.1s] And your
[1929.5s] hand can
[1930.1s] catch you.
[1930.6s] No.
[1933.3s] Why not?
[1935.0s] I
[1935.4s] don't
[1935.9s] weigh
[1936.2s] just
[1936.6s] five pounds.
[1937.3s] There is
[1937.7s] a limitation
[1938.4s] to magic.
[1938.9s] You
[1939.0s] understand
[1939.9s] that it's
[1940.2s] not
[1940.5s] just
[1941.7s] the ad.
[1942.2s] No,
[1942.4s] okay,
[1942.7s] of course
[1943.1s] not.
[1944.1s] No,
[1944.4s] I'm
[1944.5s] not going
[1945.0s] to use
[1945.3s] my
[1946.5s] very
[1946.8s] simple
[1947.1s] spell
[1947.4s] to try
[1947.7s] to catch
[1948.1s] my
[1948.6s] my
[1948.8s] body.
[1949.6s] No,
[1949.9s] that's
[1950.1s] not how
[1950.4s] it works.
[1950.9s] Okay.
[1951.2s] Yeah,
[1951.4s] get the
[1951.7s] rope ready
[1952.2s] and I'll
[1952.7s] I'll
[1953.0s] go down
[1953.4s] first.
[1954.3s] Yeah,
[1954.5s] we'll
[1958.2s] Okay.
[1959.4s] There's
[1959.8s] there's
[1960.1s] enough time
[1960.6s] here that
[1961.6s] we can
[1962.2s] each take
[1962.7s] time to
[1963.6s] kind of
[1963.9s] go down
[1964.4s] here without
[1965.0s] any
[1965.2s] additional
[1965.7s] support
[1966.5s] or worry
[1967.3s] that you're
[1967.7s] all going
[1967.9s] to fall.
[1969.7s] Bench is
[1970.1s] ready to
[1970.5s] catch you
[1971.0s] if you
[1971.2s] slip.
[1972.4s] We've
[1972.6s] got you
[1973.2s] tied off
[1973.7s] to ropes.
[1974.4s] Like
[1974.6s] there's
[1974.9s] enough
[1975.5s] good things
[1976.0s] here.
[1976.4s] I don't
[1976.6s] think we
[1976.9s] need a
[1977.1s] roll.
[1977.4s] So
[1978.7s] I
[1978.9s] assume
[1979.9s] if
[1980.2s] we're
[1980.4s] talking
[1980.9s] four
[1981.3s] of us,
[1982.0s] obviously
[1982.6s] it's going
[1982.9s] to be
[1983.1s] the four
[1983.5s] of us
[1983.8s] here
[1984.6s] and
[1984.8s] Ignatius
[1985.3s] can
[1988.2s] he had
[1988.7s] kind of,
[1989.4s] you know,
[1990.0s] gone
[1990.5s] back and
[1991.2s] the bodyguards
[1991.9s] were with
[1992.3s] him.
[1993.8s] I mean he
[1994.3s] was going
[1994.6s] to send us
[1995.1s] anyway,
[1995.5s] right?
[1996.1s] Yeah,
[1996.6s] absolutely.
[1998.2s] You
[1998.4s] all find
[1999.0s] yourselves
[2000.6s] tightly
[2001.2s] packed
[2001.9s] inside of
[2002.6s] this
[2003.2s] cage
[2004.7s] in
[2005.3s] this
[2005.6s] mineshaft.
[2007.7s] Bench
[2008.8s] is like,
[2009.1s] okay,
[2009.7s] so I
[2010.1s] can't
[2010.3s] quite
[2010.6s] reach
[2010.9s] the
[2011.1s] lever
[2011.5s] anymore.
[2012.1s] If you
[2012.4s] want to
[2018.3s] Luckily you guys have been skipping leg day.
[2019.8s] There's kind of
[2020.4s] spacious down here.
[2021.4s] Yeah,
[2021.6s] right.
[2022.2s] Yeah.
[2022.6s] No,
[2023.2s] I've got to
[2023.6s] work on that.
[2024.2s] I don't
[2024.6s] want to
[2025.3s] don't want to fall
[2025.8s] too far
[2026.2s] behind.
[2026.6s] All right,
[2026.9s] pull the
[2027.2s] lever,
[2027.5s] Baldwin.
[2029.1s] I'm assuming
[2029.8s] it's like,
[2030.6s] yeah,
[2030.9s] like in the middle
[2031.6s] of the floor,
[2032.4s] like a
[2033.3s] yeah,
[2033.9s] yeah.
[2035.1s] Okay,
[2035.7s] cool.
[2036.4s] Well,
[2036.8s] I'm
[2037.1s] gonna
[2038.4s] try to
[2038.9s] move the
[2039.4s] lever
[2040.7s] a little
[2041.1s] bit.
[2041.8s] All right.
[2043.2s] Make a
[2044.0s] strength
[2044.6s] check
[2045.2s] for me,
[2045.7s] please.
[2046.9s] Am I
[2047.5s] strong?
[2048.1s] I do
[2049.9s] work with
[2050.3s] heavy
[2050.6s] tools all
[2051.4s] day.
[2051.8s] You do.
[2054.9s] You don't have to
[2055.3s] be strong to
[2055.8s] be strong.
[2056.9s] Nat 20.
[2058.1s] Damn.
[2058.7s] Strong as
[2059.1s] shit.
[2059.6s] All right.
[2060.8s] So yeah,
[2061.4s] you go to
[2061.8s] move it.
[2062.1s] This plays exactly
[2062.7s] into my
[2063.3s] blacksmithing
[2064.3s] muscles.
[2065.5s] I really
[2066.0s] like a
[2066.4s] Rosie the
[2066.9s] Riveter
[2067.4s] type situation
[2068.3s] going on here.
[2071.1s] So you
[2071.8s] begin to
[2072.3s] move the
[2072.7s] lever
[2073.4s] and so
[2073.7s] it's stuck.
[2074.5s] It's
[2075.6s] a little
[2076.0s] greased
[2076.4s] and bench is
[2076.9s] like,
[2077.1s] just
[2079.1s] and he
[2079.4s] puts a
[2079.6s] little more
[2079.9s] oil on
[2080.4s] it and then
[2081.1s] easily.
[2082.3s] It
[2082.7s] moves for
[2083.5s] you,
[2084.6s] which
[2085.5s] you hear the
[2086.0s] chain
[2086.5s] begin to
[2086.9s] go like
[2088.3s] and you
[2088.6s] begin to
[2088.9s] descend.
[2090.2s] You
[2090.6s] pull it
[2090.9s] back to
[2091.3s] stop
[2092.5s] so you
[2092.7s] don't
[2093.0s] just like
[2094.4s] go
[2094.6s] fast
[2095.3s] or
[2095.4s] plummet
[2095.9s] or anything,
[2096.5s] but then
[2096.9s] you do
[2097.2s] have
[2097.4s] control
[2098.0s] over it
[2098.5s] as you
[2098.9s] go.
[2100.6s] Okay,
[2101.0s] here
[2101.2s] we go.
[2103.9s] And
[2104.3s] you,
[2104.6s] Bonwyn
[2105.4s] moving
[2105.7s] the
[2105.8s] lever
[2106.7s] begin to
[2107.1s] move
[2107.3s] down
[2107.6s] through
[2107.9s] this shaft.
[2109.3s] The
[2109.4s] chain
[2109.7s] going
[2111.0s] up behind
[2111.7s] you and
[2112.3s] it
[2113.2s] is going
[2113.8s] into
[2114.3s] the side
[2115.0s] of this
[2115.5s] this mountain,
[2116.1s] but this
[2116.4s] whole
[2117.1s] machine
[2117.7s] is going
[2118.2s] down.
[2119.8s] You
[2120.1s] move
[2120.5s] down
[2122.2s] some
[2122.6s] way,
[2123.5s] somebody
[2123.9s] roll a
[2124.2s] survival
[2125.1s] who
[2125.5s] you think
[2126.0s] would be
[2126.4s] paying attention
[2127.3s] to how
[2127.8s] deep
[2128.1s] you're
[2128.3s] going
[2129.0s] if anybody
[2129.6s] is actually
[2130.1s] paying
[2130.3s] attention.
[2131.9s] I feel
[2132.2s] like if
[2132.6s] I'm in
[2132.9s] the middle
[2133.4s] controlling
[2133.9s] the thing,
[2134.3s] I can't
[2134.7s] even see
[2135.2s] anything.
[2135.8s] Yeah,
[2136.3s] because I'm
[2136.7s] surrounded.
[2138.9s] So,
[2139.5s] not me.
[2140.8s] I would be
[2141.3s] looking down
[2142.0s] just out of
[2142.7s] concern of
[2143.4s] being in an
[2143.9s] old,
[2144.2s] rusty
[2145.5s] cage.
[2145.9s] Yeah, this was a
[2146.2s] bad choice
[2146.8s] we've made.
[2147.5s] We went,
[2148.5s] we found an
[2149.1s] old,
[2149.4s] abandoned mine
[2151.0s] cart and
[2151.9s] just got in it.
[2152.7s] Let's do that.
[2153.6s] With that being said,
[2154.6s] even just
[2155.4s] looking down
[2156.1s] and trying to
[2156.7s] be like,
[2157.0s] am I going to
[2157.5s] live or
[2158.1s] die in this
[2158.7s] thing?
[2159.3s] I got a 16
[2160.3s] on survival.
[2161.9s] Okay,
[2162.4s] okay.
[2163.7s] And,
[2163.8s] Cav,
[2164.1s] you're just
[2164.4s] along for the
[2164.9s] ride right now?
[2165.9s] Cav's kind of
[2166.5s] looking like
[2167.2s] back the
[2167.7s] way they came.
[2169.5s] Okay.
[2170.2s] So,
[2170.5s] you're
[2170.9s] paying attention to
[2171.5s] how deep
[2171.9s] you're going.
[2173.7s] Bizard
[2174.7s] and Cav,
[2175.2s] you look
[2175.7s] back
[2176.2s] up.
[2177.0s] You see
[2177.4s] Ignatius
[2177.9s] pop their
[2178.3s] head over
[2178.9s] just quickly
[2179.7s] and you
[2180.0s] scream down,
[2180.7s] hey,
[2181.3s] you,
[2181.7s] you left
[2182.1s] without me.
[2184.2s] We'll send
[2184.7s] the next one
[2185.2s] up for you.
[2186.1s] Oh,
[2187.0s] oh,
[2187.4s] okay,
[2187.9s] great.
[2188.8s] Well,
[2189.0s] we'll just
[2189.4s] wait here
[2189.8s] patiently then.
[2191.1s] Hope nothing
[2191.8s] exciting happens.
[2192.9s] Don't want to
[2193.2s] miss out.
[2194.5s] His voice is
[2195.1s] getting quieter
[2195.8s] the further
[2196.3s] down you're
[2196.7s] going.
[2197.9s] Bizard,
[2198.3s] you notice
[2198.8s] that you've
[2199.1s] gone down
[2199.8s] or can
[2200.5s] roughly
[2201.0s] judge that
[2201.5s] you've
[2201.7s] gone down
[2202.2s] about
[2202.5s] a hundred
[2203.0s] feet
[2203.4s] when
[2204.1s] the
[2205.1s] the shaft
[2206.1s] opens up.
[2206.9s] It still
[2207.4s] continues
[2208.1s] to
[2208.6s] go down
[2209.1s] into the
[2209.4s] mountain,
[2209.7s] but opens
[2210.2s] up and there
[2210.6s] are two
[2210.9s] pathways
[2211.7s] on
[2211.9s] either side.
[2213.4s] Bonwyn,
[2213.8s] you see
[2214.2s] this as
[2214.5s] well,
[2214.8s] even though
[2215.2s] there's
[2215.4s] lots of
[2215.7s] legs around
[2216.3s] you.
[2217.0s] You are
[2217.3s] able to
[2217.6s] stop it
[2218.1s] there if
[2218.5s] you want to
[2218.8s] take a
[2219.1s] look down
[2219.7s] either way
[2220.3s] or see
[2220.7s] if you
[2220.9s] can see
[2221.4s] anything
[2221.8s] down either
[2222.2s] way.
[2223.5s] Yeah,
[2223.8s] definitely,
[2224.6s] definitely
[2225.1s] going to
[2225.3s] stop
[2225.6s] here.
[2226.5s] Anybody see
[2227.1s] anything?
[2229.9s] A little too
[2230.3s] dark for
[2230.7s] me.
[2231.6s] Need a
[2231.9s] torch.
[2232.2s] I have
[2232.5s] dark vision.
[2233.8s] Russ,
[2234.1s] can I
[2234.4s] see any?
[2234.9s] Yes,
[2235.9s] if you have dark vision.
[2237.4s] I also have
[2238.3s] dark vision.
[2239.0s] Okay,
[2239.4s] so the two
[2239.8s] dark visions
[2240.6s] roll
[2241.1s] an investigation.
[2243.1s] They'll
[2243.3s] say left
[2243.9s] and right.
[2244.4s] Who's
[2244.6s] looking left?
[2245.2s] Who's
[2245.4s] looking right?
[2246.2s] Cap's
[2246.6s] strong point.
[2248.4s] That's a
[2248.6s] nine.
[2249.7s] Nineteen.
[2250.7s] I'll be
[2251.1s] looking left.
[2252.5s] I'll be
[2252.8s] looking right then.
[2254.8s] This is my
[2255.2s] new favorite die,
[2256.0s] and now I've
[2256.5s] just jinxed
[2257.0s] it by saying
[2257.6s] that,
[2257.8s] but it's
[2258.1s] been rolling
[2258.5s] real good.
[2260.5s] Okay,
[2261.1s] Cav,
[2261.4s] you look
[2261.7s] down,
[2262.2s] and you
[2262.5s] can see
[2263.0s] just about
[2263.4s] to the
[2263.7s] end where
[2264.2s] there's
[2264.4s] like,
[2265.1s] it's
[2266.0s] dark,
[2266.5s] but you
[2266.8s] can see
[2267.1s] like the
[2267.6s] the way
[2267.9s] you're
[2268.1s] looking
[2268.8s] ends
[2270.6s] without
[2271.4s] much.
[2271.8s] You see
[2272.2s] like a
[2272.5s] loose
[2272.8s] tool,
[2273.5s] like a
[2273.8s] pickaxe
[2274.5s] and a
[2274.7s] hammer,
[2275.2s] but otherwise
[2276.7s] nothing
[2277.0s] down the
[2277.4s] way you're
[2277.7s] looking.
[2279.0s] Carla,
[2280.0s] nothing
[2280.4s] for the
[2280.7s] first little
[2281.1s] ways,
[2281.3s] but then
[2281.6s] there's
[2282.4s] what you
[2282.8s] can see
[2283.5s] is a
[2285.3s] you make
[2285.8s] out as
[2286.3s] somewhat of a
[2287.0s] clearing,
[2287.7s] and inside
[2288.3s] this clearing
[2288.9s] it looks
[2289.3s] like there
[2289.9s] are
[2291.7s] large
[2292.4s] wooden
[2292.9s] structures.
[2294.6s] Well,
[2294.8s] there's
[2295.1s] definitely
[2296.6s] something
[2297.0s] down that
[2297.6s] way.
[2299.7s] It's not a
[2300.1s] sign that
[2300.6s] says
[2301.4s] pirate
[2301.8s] treasure,
[2302.4s] but it's
[2302.8s] something.
[2303.6s] I mean,
[2303.9s] we should
[2305.7s] go look,
[2306.2s] right?
[2308.2s] Yeah,
[2308.6s] that makes
[2309.1s] sense.
[2309.8s] Okay.
[2311.2s] I believe
[2311.9s] you.
[2313.9s] Did we
[2314.2s] bring any
[2314.9s] torches?
[2317.1s] Bench is
[2317.5s] looking through
[2318.0s] his bag.
[2318.8s] I've got a
[2319.2s] candle.
[2320.8s] Yeah,
[2321.0s] candle,
[2321.5s] candle will
[2322.0s] work.
[2322.4s] Candle's
[2322.8s] great.
[2324.0s] Yeah,
[2324.2s] I can,
[2324.5s] I can make a
[2325.0s] candle work.
[2326.2s] Great.
[2326.6s] Here's a,
[2327.0s] here's a
[2327.3s] candle for
[2327.9s] you.
[2329.7s] So there's a,
[2330.4s] there's a
[2331.0s] door on
[2331.6s] either side of
[2332.3s] this cage.
[2334.0s] You get
[2334.5s] out and
[2335.0s] you're
[2335.2s] walking down
[2336.1s] and you
[2336.5s] make your
[2336.8s] way to
[2337.2s] this clearing.
[2339.4s] Carla,
[2339.8s] roll me
[2340.4s] 2D6,
[2341.3s] please.
[2345.2s] Uh,
[2345.7s] one and
[2346.3s] a three.
[2347.7s] Okay.
[2350.1s] You
[2350.3s] enter
[2351.1s] this,
[2352.9s] this
[2353.6s] cavern that
[2354.2s] opens up.
[2355.4s] There is
[2356.5s] another,
[2358.0s] on the other
[2358.4s] side,
[2358.7s] you can see
[2359.2s] that there is
[2359.8s] what looks like
[2360.5s] another shaft,
[2361.8s] but in
[2362.2s] between all
[2362.9s] of that,
[2363.3s] there are
[2364.2s] wooden and
[2365.0s] metal
[2365.4s] structures.
[2366.3s] They
[2366.6s] look like
[2367.1s] there may
[2367.6s] be,
[2370.4s] actually,
[2370.7s] roll history
[2371.5s] for me
[2372.0s] as well.
[2374.7s] Oh boy.
[2375.8s] Well,
[2375.9s] that's
[2376.2s] poor.
[2377.1s] That's
[2377.4s] a four,
[2378.9s] because it's
[2379.2s] not
[2379.5s] cave
[2380.1s] history.
[2380.7s] I am,
[2381.1s] I'm
[2381.3s] pretty,
[2382.0s] pretty
[2382.3s] cave-focused,
[2383.2s] my
[2383.5s] knowledge.
[2384.2s] Yeah.
[2385.5s] Everybody
[2386.0s] can go
[2386.4s] investigate
[2387.1s] these.
[2388.9s] I'll do so.
[2389.5s] I can
[2389.8s] either
[2390.1s] roll investigation
[2391.2s] or
[2391.5s] history.
[2392.6s] We'll
[2392.7s] give you
[2393.4s] everybody
[2394.0s] another
[2394.3s] chance there.
[2394.9s] You
[2395.0s] don't
[2395.2s] know what
[2395.5s] they are
[2395.8s] at first
[2396.3s] glance,
[2396.7s] but
[2397.0s] you
[2397.1s] history.
[2397.7s] That's
[2398.7s] much nicer
[2399.3s] for
[2399.5s] Cav.
[2400.1s] Yeah.
[2400.4s] What,
[2400.6s] minus
[2401.0s] two isn't
[2401.4s] good for
[2401.8s] you?
[2402.1s] It's
[2402.4s] not
[2402.6s] great.
[2403.4s] That's
[2403.6s] a 17.
[2405.9s] History,
[2406.4s] that is
[2406.7s] a
[2407.1s] 25.
[2409.3s] Damn.
[2410.9s] We got
[2411.2s] that
[2411.4s] candle lit.
[2412.4s] That's
[2412.6s] right.
[2412.9s] Now we can
[2413.3s] read
[2413.5s] these
[2413.9s] books,
[2414.3s] y'all.
[2414.7s] Now he
[2415.0s] knows what's
[2415.5s] up.
[2416.0s] Well,
[2416.1s] that's
[2416.3s] what you
[2416.6s] learn at
[2416.9s] Bernhard
[2417.3s] Swans.
[2418.5s] So you're
[2418.8s] going up
[2419.2s] to these,
[2419.6s] and maybe
[2420.1s] it's
[2420.3s] just the
[2420.9s] the air
[2421.3s] down here,
[2421.9s] Bonwyn.
[2422.5s] It takes
[2422.8s] you a
[2423.0s] minute,
[2423.3s] but as
[2423.6s] soon as
[2425.1s] you're
[2425.4s] able to
[2426.4s] also
[2426.8s] investigate
[2427.4s] these,
[2427.7s] like you,
[2428.4s] you all
[2428.9s] begin to
[2429.2s] get it,
[2429.5s] but
[2429.7s] Blizzard,
[2430.0s] you get it
[2430.5s] first,
[2431.2s] is that
[2431.9s] these
[2433.9s] large
[2434.6s] mining
[2435.1s] tools,
[2435.7s] like the
[2436.2s] closer,
[2436.7s] you're
[2436.9s] able to
[2437.3s] determine
[2437.8s] that one
[2438.1s] of them
[2438.4s] is a
[2438.7s] large
[2439.1s] auger.
[2441.5s] Also
[2442.1s] has
[2442.4s] rusting
[2442.9s] to it.
[2443.5s] The
[2443.6s] wood
[2444.0s] is
[2444.1s] broken
[2444.5s] in some
[2444.9s] places.
[2445.5s] Looks
[2445.7s] like they
[2446.0s] could be
[2446.3s] repaired
[2447.1s] or
[2447.2s] repurposed,
[2448.9s] but
[2449.1s] that's
[2450.3s] what you
[2450.6s] determine
[2451.1s] these
[2451.4s] are,
[2451.6s] and as
[2451.9s] you
[2452.1s] work your
[2452.4s] way
[2452.6s] through,
[2453.3s] there
[2453.6s] is
[2454.1s] another
[2454.5s] shaft.
[2455.0s] This
[2455.2s] one
[2455.4s] has a
[2455.7s] ladder
[2456.2s] attached
[2456.6s] to it.
[2457.6s] The
[2457.7s] ladder
[2458.1s] goes
[2458.4s] down
[2458.7s] further
[2459.1s] into the
[2459.4s] mountain,
[2459.8s] and the
[2460.1s] shaft
[2460.4s] continues
[2461.1s] up
[2461.4s] and
[2461.7s] out.
[2462.3s] You can
[2462.6s] see
[2462.9s] daylight
[2463.5s] coming
[2464.6s] from
[2464.8s] somewhere
[2465.1s] higher
[2465.5s] up
[2466.4s] in the
[2466.6s] mountain,
[2467.3s] leading
[2467.6s] you to
[2467.8s] believe
[2469.1s] for
[2469.4s] Bonwyn
[2470.0s] that this
[2470.3s] is
[2470.5s] probably
[2471.2s] an
[2471.4s] air vent
[2471.9s] of some
[2472.2s] sort
[2472.5s] that was
[2472.7s] created
[2473.3s] for
[2473.5s] the
[2473.6s] mine.
[2475.1s] Okay,
[2475.6s] well,
[2477.7s] the
[2477.9s] treasure
[2478.5s] could
[2479.0s] be
[2480.0s] some
[2480.4s] vintage
[2480.9s] mining
[2481.4s] tools
[2483.5s] if
[2483.8s] we
[2484.0s] choose
[2484.5s] to
[2484.9s] feel
[2485.2s] that
[2485.4s] way
[2485.6s] about
[2485.9s] them,
[2487.3s] or
[2487.5s] we
[2487.7s] could
[2487.9s] keep
[2489.1s] looking.
[2489.7s] Is there
[2491.7s] anything that you see,
[2492.7s] Bonwyn,
[2493.1s] that's kind of an
[2493.7s] indication as to
[2494.8s] what materials
[2495.9s] were being
[2496.2s] mined
[2496.5s] here?
[2497.8s] Oh,
[2498.1s] great
[2498.4s] question.
[2499.9s] I should
[2500.4s] know that,
[2501.3s] or like,
[2502.5s] what do you
[2502.8s] want me to
[2503.2s] roll?
[2503.5s] But I am
[2504.1s] the,
[2504.9s] the
[2505.2s] oars
[2505.7s] expert.
[2506.3s] I would
[2506.9s] think if anyone
[2507.7s] would know
[2508.1s] when the
[2508.3s] group
[2520.2s] pick up
[2521.7s] fragments
[2522.8s] of
[2523.6s] iron
[2525.4s] and
[2527.3s] roll me
[2527.9s] a D20,
[2529.2s] please.
[2530.9s] 12.
[2533.1s] And there's
[2533.7s] like a
[2534.3s] glittering,
[2537.4s] a glittering
[2538.3s] jewel,
[2539.4s] like a dust
[2540.3s] from a glittering
[2541.1s] jewel of
[2541.6s] some sort.
[2542.7s] You can't
[2543.1s] exactly
[2543.6s] place it,
[2545.8s] because it's
[2546.3s] just very
[2547.0s] small
[2548.0s] fragments,
[2549.4s] but looks like
[2550.1s] maybe there's
[2550.6s] something of
[2551.3s] value that
[2552.2s] they were also
[2552.8s] finding,
[2553.2s] along with
[2554.1s] just
[2554.8s] natural
[2555.4s] ore and
[2555.9s] iron.
[2557.3s] Well,
[2557.4s] definitely,
[2558.4s] definitely iron,
[2559.3s] but I don't
[2559.8s] know if you,
[2560.3s] if you bring
[2560.7s] the candle
[2561.3s] over,
[2561.5s] you can kind
[2562.0s] of see,
[2562.5s] it's like,
[2563.6s] there's like almost
[2564.3s] like mica
[2564.9s] or something.
[2565.4s] It's slightly
[2565.9s] reflective,
[2566.6s] which would
[2566.9s] lead me to
[2567.4s] believe it would
[2568.0s] be
[2569.5s] some kind
[2569.9s] of jewel
[2570.9s] or a
[2571.7s] crystal
[2572.3s] or something
[2572.9s] like that.
[2574.6s] I can see
[2574.9s] what you're
[2575.1s] talking about
[2575.5s] there.
[2575.7s] Yes.
[2576.1s] Yeah,
[2576.6s] yeah,
[2578.7s] so that's
[2579.4s] just micro
[2580.0s] particles of,
[2581.5s] of that.
[2582.0s] So,
[2584.0s] I mean,
[2584.5s] the mine is
[2585.1s] abandoned.
[2585.7s] So,
[2585.9s] I don't think
[2586.3s] we're going to
[2586.7s] find,
[2586.9s] like,
[2587.1s] a truckload
[2587.9s] of it,
[2588.4s] but
[2590.3s] maybe.
[2590.6s] Right.
[2591.7s] But who
[2592.1s] would abandon
[2592.7s] their mind
[2593.0s] without
[2593.6s] taking their
[2594.2s] equipment
[2594.7s] with them?
[2595.2s] Seems like
[2595.7s] kind of a
[2596.4s] ill-advised
[2597.3s] business
[2597.9s] decision to
[2599.7s] not take
[2600.1s] the equipment
[2600.6s] you paid
[2601.1s] for.
[2602.3s] Maybe,
[2602.7s] maybe they
[2603.1s] left in a
[2603.6s] hurry?
[2605.0s] Well,
[2605.6s] that's
[2606.1s] a very
[2606.5s] good point
[2607.0s] and
[2607.7s] makes one
[2608.2s] wonder why
[2608.8s] they would
[2609.2s] leave in a
[2609.7s] hurry.
[2610.6s] Yeah.
[2611.8s] Yeah,
[2611.9s] I don't
[2612.2s] love that.
[2613.3s] You
[2613.5s] hear
[2614.8s] up
[2615.4s] in,
[2616.7s] like,
[2617.0s] the,
[2617.5s] the ceiling
[2618.2s] of this
[2618.7s] cavern,
[2619.4s] you hear,
[2619.8s] like,
[2620.0s] a fluttering
[2620.7s] noise.
[2624.9s] I snuffed
[2625.5s] the
[2626.0s] candle.
[2628.7s] Plunged
[2629.1s] into darkness.
[2629.8s] Everybody
[2630.2s] can see,
[2630.6s] except you.
[2631.0s] Actually,
[2631.2s] Bench can't see.
[2631.8s] He's
[2632.0s] human too.
[2632.8s] I just
[2633.1s] don't know
[2633.4s] why he
[2633.7s] didn't
[2633.9s] light a
[2634.1s] candle.
[2634.5s] He was
[2634.7s] just going
[2635.2s] with it,
[2635.5s] saying,
[2635.8s] oh,
[2636.0s] everybody
[2636.4s] can see,
[2636.8s] I can
[2637.1s] see too.
[2637.9s] Makes
[2638.2s] sense.
[2638.9s] Typical
[2639.3s] Bench.
[2641.0s] Yeah.
[2643.5s] Everybody
[2644.4s] hear that?
[2644.9s] They think
[2645.2s] there's maybe
[2645.7s] the squirrels
[2646.3s] following us?
[2646.9s] I hope
[2647.4s] not.
[2648.2s] I don't
[2648.6s] think so.
[2649.7s] Maybe
[2650.1s] wings?
[2651.5s] It does
[2651.7s] sound like
[2652.1s] wings.
[2652.4s] Why did
[2652.7s] we turn
[2653.1s] out the
[2653.3s] light?
[2654.5s] In case
[2654.9s] it draws
[2655.3s] the attention
[2655.9s] of whatever
[2656.4s] is making
[2656.9s] that sound.
[2658.2s] Okay.
[2660.3s] So do we
[2660.8s] want to
[2661.0s] go
[2662.5s] back
[2664.4s] to the
[2664.7s] cage,
[2666.4s] down
[2666.7s] this
[2667.9s] he's
[2668.2s] pointing the
[2668.6s] wrong
[2668.8s] direction.
[2671.9s] No,
[2672.1s] he doesn't
[2672.4s] know
[2672.5s] where he's
[2672.8s] pointing.
[2673.7s] Back to
[2674.1s] the cage,
[2674.6s] down the
[2675.0s] ladder,
[2675.6s] go
[2675.8s] home.
[2680.2s] I'm
[2680.3s] willing to
[2680.7s] press
[2680.9s] forth.
[2682.2s] Me too.
[2683.0s] Okay.
[2683.9s] Me too.
[2684.4s] Like,
[2686.8s] lazy me
[2687.8s] says,
[2688.3s] let's
[2688.6s] take the
[2688.9s] elevator.
[2690.3s] Okay.
[2690.9s] Okay.
[2691.2s] Okay.
[2692.1s] I'm
[2692.2s] gonna
[2692.9s] hold on
[2693.4s] to your
[2693.8s] pack.
[2695.3s] For no
[2695.6s] particular
[2696.3s] reason,
[2697.4s] except
[2698.0s] to know
[2698.4s] where I'm
[2698.8s] going.
[2699.5s] Okay.
[2700.2s] Bazaard,
[2700.6s] have you
[2700.8s] got,
[2701.2s] you got
[2701.6s] him?
[2701.9s] Okay.
[2702.7s] We're
[2702.9s] all together.
[2703.4s] Okay.
[2705.5s] Trying not to
[2706.7s] disturb
[2707.3s] whatever made
[2707.8s] the sound.
[2709.4s] Let's do
[2710.1s] a
[2710.3s] group's
[2712.2s] stealth
[2712.6s] roll.
[2714.6s] Got to
[2714.8s] get at
[2715.0s] least two
[2715.4s] successes.
[2718.5s] Dirty
[2718.9s] 20.
[2719.4s] 16.
[2720.8s] 14.
[2722.3s] Okay,
[2722.5s] that's three
[2722.9s] successes.
[2723.5s] Bench
[2723.8s] got a
[2724.1s] three.
[2725.8s] Classic bench.
[2727.1s] Classic bench.
[2728.2s] I just needed
[2728.7s] two though.
[2729.8s] So you
[2730.3s] make your way
[2730.9s] back,
[2731.3s] hearing a little
[2731.8s] bit more of
[2732.2s] that
[2732.4s] fluttering
[2732.8s] sound.
[2733.1s] Make your
[2733.4s] way back
[2733.7s] to the
[2733.9s] cage.
[2736.1s] Close it
[2736.4s] back up.
[2737.2s] All right.
[2737.5s] Let's
[2737.9s] let's go
[2738.3s] down.
[2738.6s] Let's
[2738.8s] see what
[2739.1s] we see
[2739.4s] down here.
[2741.2s] Okay.
[2741.8s] Let's
[2742.0s] go.
[2742.4s] Let's
[2742.7s] go
[2742.9s] down.
[2743.3s] See
[2743.5s] what we
[2743.8s] see.
[2744.3s] You
[2744.5s] continue
[2745.2s] to
[2745.5s] go
[2745.8s] down
[2746.3s] and
[2747.1s] paying
[2747.4s] attention to
[2748.2s] the
[2748.5s] distance
[2749.1s] that you've
[2749.4s] been
[2749.6s] moving.
[2750.1s] You can
[2750.4s] relight
[2750.8s] the
[2750.9s] candle now
[2751.7s] as you
[2752.0s] kind of
[2752.4s] leave
[2752.9s] this
[2753.2s] area.
[2754.9s] You
[2756.9s] are
[2757.4s] about
[2757.9s] another
[2758.4s] hundred
[2758.9s] feet
[2759.4s] when the
[2759.9s] same
[2760.4s] thing
[2760.9s] opens
[2761.4s] back up
[2761.9s] left
[2762.4s] and
[2762.9s] right.
[2763.4s] Looking
[2763.9s] to the
[2764.4s] right,
[2764.9s] you're
[2765.4s] able to
[2765.9s] make
[2766.4s] out that
[2766.9s] there's
[2767.4s] a
[2767.9s] cave-in.
[2768.4s] You
[2768.9s] can't
[2769.4s] get
[2769.9s] much
[2770.4s] farther
[2770.9s] down
[2771.4s] that
[2771.9s] way.
[2772.4s] Looking
[2772.9s] to
[2773.4s] the
[2773.9s] left,
[2774.4s] you're
[2774.9s] able
[2775.4s] to
[2775.9s] see that
[2776.4s] this
[2776.9s] pathway
[2777.4s] extends
[2777.9s] down
[2778.4s] quite
[2778.9s] some
[2779.4s] ways,
[2779.9s] but it
[2780.4s] also
[2780.9s] looks
[2781.4s] like maybe
[2781.9s] there's
[2782.4s] another
[2782.9s] shaft
[2783.4s] that
[2783.9s] goes
[2784.4s] down
[2784.9s] further
[2785.4s] on that
[2785.9s] way.
[2786.4s] Looking
[2786.9s] down,
[2787.9s] it appears
[2788.9s] that there's
[2790.9s] a mineshaft
[2791.9s] cave-in
[2792.9s] itself
[2793.9s] further
[2794.4s] down.
[2794.9s] So, if you are
[2795.9s] to continue
[2796.9s] in this
[2797.4s] shaft,
[2797.9s] you need to
[2798.9s] get out
[2799.4s] and go
[2799.9s] to the
[2800.4s] left.
[2801.9s] Okay.
[2802.9s] Cave-in
[2803.4s] in one
[2803.9s] direction.
[2804.4s] I can
[2804.9s] see down
[2805.4s] a ways,
[2805.9s] and it doesn't
[2806.4s] look like
[2806.9s] it's clear
[2807.4s] either,
[2807.9s] so we
[2808.4s] can either
[2808.9s] go back
[2809.4s] up, or we
[2809.9s] can get out
[2810.4s] and go
[2810.9s] in this
[2811.4s] direction,
[2813.4s] where I think
[2813.9s] there might
[2814.4s] be another
[2814.9s] shaft down.
[2815.4s] What do you
[2816.4s] keep going?
[2817.4s] I guess
[2817.9s] we've gone
[2818.4s] this far.
[2818.9s] How far
[2819.4s] down do we
[2819.9s] think we've
[2820.4s] gone?
[2821.4s] Was it 200
[2821.9s] plus feet?
[2822.4s] I mean,
[2822.9s] pretty far,
[2823.4s] I think.
[2823.9s] Yeah.
[2824.9s] Yeah.
[2825.4s] Pretty far.
[2827.4s] Okay.
[2827.9s] Let's
[2828.4s] do it.
[2829.9s] You got the
[2830.4s] candle,
[2830.9s] lizard,
[2831.4s] I'll
[2831.9s] stick close
[2832.4s] to you.
[2833.4s] Yep.
[2833.9s] I've got it
[2834.4s] ready.
[2835.9s] Cage door
[2836.4s] opens.
[2837.4s] Uh,
[2837.9s] Kyle,
[2838.4s] roll me
[2838.9s] 2D6,
[2839.4s] please.
[2840.4s] Okay.
[2842.4s] That is a total
[2842.9s] of three,
[2843.4s] a one
[2843.9s] and a two,
[2844.4s] of course.
[2844.9s] Cause it
[2845.4s] couldn't
[2845.9s] be anything
[2846.4s] else.
[2847.4s] Uh,
[2847.9s] you're
[2848.4s] slowly making
[2848.9s] your way
[2849.4s] down this
[2849.9s] path.
[2850.4s] And as
[2850.9s] you,
[2851.4s] uh,
[2851.9s] get to
[2852.4s] these,
[2852.9s] this next
[2853.9s] shaft,
[2854.4s] there is a
[2854.9s] ladder
[2855.4s] sticking up
[2855.9s] out of it.
[2856.4s] It's a
[2856.9s] wooden
[2857.4s] ladder.
[2857.9s] Looks like
[2858.4s] there's a couple
[2858.9s] rungs that
[2859.4s] have cracked
[2859.9s] or broken
[2860.4s] from what
[2860.9s] you can
[2861.4s] see,
[2861.9s] but more or
[2862.4s] less,
[2862.9s] um,
[2863.4s] a quick
[2863.9s] investigation
[2864.4s] of it
[2864.9s] is able
[2865.4s] to tell
[2865.9s] you that
[2866.4s] it's
[2866.9s] reasonably
[2867.9s] sturdy
[2868.4s] enough
[2868.9s] for you
[2869.4s] to
[2869.9s] descend.
[2870.9s] Is this,
[2871.9s] so we're
[2872.4s] gonna go
[2872.9s] down
[2873.4s] this ladder
[2873.9s] that looks like
[2874.9s] it goes down
[2875.4s] the ways
[2875.9s] and I can tell
[2876.9s] because I can see
[2877.9s] perfectly clear.
[2879.9s] And there's
[2880.9s] nothing else
[2881.9s] in this
[2882.4s] room,
[2882.9s] right?
[2883.4s] You don't see
[2883.9s] anything.
[2884.4s] Okay.
[2885.9s] I feel like
[2887.9s] this is,
[2888.9s] this is the last one.
[2889.9s] We'll go down
[2890.9s] here.
[2891.4s] It's gotta be.
[2891.9s] If there's nothing.
[2893.9s] Like,
[2894.9s] we gotta
[2895.9s] go play act
[2897.9s] doing something
[2898.9s] for Ignatius
[2899.9s] anyway,
[2900.4s] right?
[2900.9s] So like,
[2901.9s] but one last try.
[2902.9s] Okay.
[2903.4s] Okay.
[2903.9s] Okay.
[2905.4s] You all
[2906.4s] one by one,
[2907.4s] I'm assuming
[2908.4s] the people who can see,
[2909.4s] sandwiching the people
[2910.4s] who can't see.
[2911.4s] That would be the
[2912.4s] nice way to do it.
[2913.4s] Great.
[2914.4s] Not that I wanted to
[2915.4s] lead you there,
[2916.4s] but that's what we're doing.
[2917.4s] Just hold that candle
[2918.4s] in your mouth,
[2919.4s] you're fine.
[2921.4s] You climb
[2922.4s] for,
[2923.4s] you know,
[2924.4s] long,
[2925.4s] it taking you longer
[2926.4s] to get down to this
[2927.4s] next opening.
[2928.4s] But as you,
[2929.4s] Bonwyn,
[2930.4s] get down to this
[2931.4s] first side shaft
[2932.4s] that opens up,
[2933.4s] the ladder does keep
[2935.4s] going down
[2936.4s] in considerable ways,
[2937.4s] farther than you can
[2938.4s] really make out.
[2940.4s] There is a shaft
[2941.4s] that opens up
[2942.4s] with what looks like
[2943.4s] another shaft down
[2944.4s] the other side as well.
[2945.4s] And as you
[2946.4s] get down
[2947.4s] and kind of step out
[2948.4s] just to survey the scene,
[2950.4s] you turn
[2951.4s] and you look
[2952.4s] and you see something
[2953.4s] skitter across
[2954.4s] your vision
[2955.4s] towards the shaft
[2956.4s] on the other side
[2957.4s] of this tunnel
[2958.4s] that you've just entered.
[2960.4s] Okay.
[2962.4s] Skittering thing.
[2963.4s] Big, small,
[2965.4s] role investigation.
[2967.4s] I can tell you.
[2968.4s] Maybe.
[2969.4s] That was bad.
[2970.4s] That was a bad roll.
[2972.4s] Ten.
[2974.4s] Ten's not bad.
[2976.4s] It, you would say,
[2977.4s] is
[2981.4s] size of a large dog.
[2984.4s] Cool.
[2985.4s] But yeah, you can't
[2986.4s] really make out
[2987.4s] what it is.
[2988.4s] Okay.
[2989.4s] Not huge,
[2990.4s] but not small.
[2991.4s] I mean,
[2994.4s] if it's a quadruped
[2996.4s] and it stood up
[2997.4s] on its hind legs,
[2998.4s] it's bigger than me.
[2999.4s] Oh, okay.
[3003.4s] I don't
[3005.4s] think that's
[3006.4s] treasure.
[3009.4s] Agreed.
[3010.4s] So I had said
[3011.4s] this is our last one.
[3013.4s] What do we think?
[3016.4s] Yeah, I mean,
[3017.4s] I
[3019.4s] I can barely see,
[3021.4s] so I'm good
[3023.4s] going back up
[3024.4s] at this point,
[3026.4s] but I'm not going to
[3028.4s] leave you behind
[3029.4s] if you continue
[3030.4s] to go down,
[3031.4s] either.
[3033.4s] And I mean,
[3034.4s] with a big,
[3035.4s] strong,
[3036.4s] guy like Bench,
[3037.4s] I'm sure there's
[3038.4s] no fear behind those eyes,
[3039.4s] so.
[3040.4s] No, yeah,
[3041.4s] you can see my eyes
[3043.4s] clearly as day.
[3044.4s] I feel like I want to save
[3046.4s] some energy to make sure
[3047.4s] we can get back up.
[3048.4s] So I'm happy
[3050.4s] if you are all happy
[3051.4s] to just
[3054.4s] make our way back
[3055.4s] to that
[3057.4s] cage car.
[3058.4s] Absolutely.
[3059.4s] Okay, great.
[3060.4s] Let's do that.
[3062.4s] You all begin
[3063.4s] moving back up the ladder.
[3066.4s] Bonwyn, as you're
[3067.4s] the last one back up,
[3068.4s] you hear that skittering
[3069.4s] sound off and to the side
[3070.4s] once more
[3071.4s] as you are
[3072.4s] moving back up the ladder.
[3074.4s] Cav, you're first up.
[3075.4s] You help Bench
[3076.4s] followed by a
[3077.4s] Bizard.
[3078.4s] Bonwyn, as you're about
[3080.4s] ready to get up,
[3081.4s] you feel a shake
[3082.4s] in the ladder
[3084.4s] that feels like
[3085.4s] something's
[3086.4s] either
[3088.4s] hit it
[3089.4s] or is also
[3090.4s] climbing up
[3091.4s] it now.
[3092.4s] Are you guys
[3093.4s] shaking the ladder?
[3094.4s] That's really not
[3095.4s] really actually
[3096.4s] that funny
[3097.4s] right now.
[3098.4s] Nope, not, not,
[3099.4s] not.
[3100.4s] I can feel it though.
[3101.4s] Okay.
[3102.4s] Not one bit.
[3103.4s] Okay, here I come.
[3104.4s] Double quick time now.
[3105.4s] You now hear
[3106.4s] scratching on the walls
[3107.4s] coming up from
[3108.4s] the shaft below.
[3110.4s] I assume you're
[3111.4s] booking it at this point.
[3112.4s] I am going
[3113.4s] as fast as I can.
[3115.4s] How sturdy
[3116.4s] and how connected
[3117.4s] is this ladder?
[3119.4s] Like, is it something
[3120.4s] that if Bonwyn gets up,
[3121.4s] I could like
[3122.4s] push over
[3123.4s] or is it like
[3124.4s] more in there?
[3126.4s] It was attached
[3127.4s] kind of
[3128.4s] along several points
[3129.4s] along the way.
[3130.4s] So while you could
[3131.4s] damage the top,
[3132.4s] like it would only
[3133.4s] get maybe
[3134.4s] six to ten feet down.
[3135.4s] So yeah,
[3136.4s] you book it back,
[3137.4s] you get in
[3139.4s] and you pull
[3140.4s] the lever,
[3141.4s] wrong way first
[3142.4s] of course,
[3143.4s] but then push it
[3144.4s] back the right way
[3145.4s] and begin
[3146.4s] climbing back up.
[3147.4s] The three guys
[3148.4s] obviously, two
[3149.4s] that can't see,
[3150.4s] you don't see
[3151.4s] anything beyond
[3152.4s] the kind of
[3153.4s] candlelight.
[3154.4s] Cav,
[3155.4s] you get
[3156.4s] just out of the
[3157.4s] glimpse of your eye
[3158.4s] something,
[3159.4s] as Bonwyn
[3160.4s] describes,
[3161.4s] something come up
[3162.4s] out of the shaft
[3163.4s] you're shorter
[3164.4s] so you see it longer.
[3165.4s] There's multiple
[3166.4s] of these creatures
[3167.4s] that are coming up
[3168.4s] and out the shaft
[3169.4s] and are
[3170.4s] like four-legged
[3171.4s] running towards you
[3173.4s] as this is
[3174.4s] slowly going up
[3176.4s] and you see them
[3177.4s] stop
[3178.4s] at the edge
[3179.4s] as you're looking down.
[3180.4s] Okay.
[3181.4s] Hated that.
[3182.4s] Yeah.
[3183.4s] Hated that.
[3185.4s] Okay, why is this thing
[3186.4s] so slow?
[3187.4s] Does it have like
[3188.4s] a second gear
[3189.4s] and we just don't know?
[3190.4s] I don't know.
[3191.4s] It felt so fast
[3192.4s] all the way down
[3193.4s] and now it's just nothing.
[3195.4s] You look back down
[3196.4s] and you see
[3197.4s] these creatures
[3198.4s] like piling on top
[3199.4s] of each other
[3200.4s] trying to reach
[3201.4s] to the other side
[3202.4s] where there are
[3203.4s] still rough
[3204.4s] handholds
[3205.4s] they're trying to.
[3206.4s] You see one
[3207.4s] kind of slip and fall
[3208.4s] and you hear
[3209.4s] a tumble down
[3210.4s] into the tunnel
[3211.4s] but then you see
[3212.4s] one get purchase
[3213.4s] on the wall
[3214.4s] and it's trying
[3215.4s] to climb up
[3216.4s] behind you slowly
[3217.4s] but it's
[3218.4s] it's climbing up
[3219.4s] the shaft
[3220.4s] as you're making
[3221.4s] the path
[3222.4s] that you saw
[3223.4s] that had the
[3224.4s] had the auger
[3225.4s] and the materials
[3226.4s] and you're making
[3227.4s] your way back up
[3228.4s] and you start to hear
[3229.4s] Ignatius.
[3230.4s] Oh good.
[3231.4s] It's coming.
[3232.4s] It's coming back up.
[3233.4s] They told us
[3234.4s] they'd come back.
[3235.4s] All right.
[3236.4s] We're going down next.
[3237.4s] Okay.
[3238.4s] Nope.
[3239.4s] Nope.
[3240.4s] What do you mean no?
[3241.4s] No.
[3242.4s] No.
[3243.4s] Certainly not.
[3244.4s] Nope.
[3245.4s] No.
[3246.4s] No.
[3247.4s] Is there something down there?
[3248.4s] Danger.
[3249.4s] Not treasure?
[3250.4s] Not there.
[3251.4s] Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 3 Episode 13.
[3262.4s] This episode starred
[3263.4s] Carla Maxted as
[3264.4s] Bonwyn Everbane,
[3265.4s] Tom Laird as
[3266.4s] Kavlaran Goldweave,
[3267.4s] Kyle Claset as
[3268.4s] Bizard the Wizard,
[3270.4s] and Russ More as
[3271.4s] your Dungeon Master.
[3272.4s] Dialogue Editing by
[3273.4s] Carla Maxted
[3274.4s] and Sound Design by
[3275.4s] Russ More.
[3276.4s] This episode featured
[3277.4s] music from Epidemic Sound
[3278.4s] and sound effects from
[3279.4s] Epidemic Sound,
[3280.4s] Boom Library,
[3281.4s] and Sound Ideas.
[3282.4s] Our amazing
[3283.4s] cover art and
[3284.4s] character designs
[3285.4s] are by Matt Garbutt.
[3286.4s] And a huge thank you
[3287.4s] to our supporting
[3288.4s] producers,
[3289.4s] Gabriel Lynch,
[3290.4s] Jessica Babiak,
[3291.4s] Cat Waterflame,
[3292.4s] Jacob Madden,
[3293.4s] Christian Brown,
[3294.4s] Angaron Kiersen,
[3295.4s] Perry Matey,
[3296.4s] Craig Zeiss,
[3297.4s] Old School Gamer D,
[3298.4s] L.A. Branton,
[3299.4s] Nathaniel Teeter,
[3300.4s] and Aaron.
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[3350.4s] Anyways,
[3351.4s] that's the end
[3352.4s] of the episode.
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