1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,320 It's a day or so later after the rousing auditions as Ignatius called them for his new adventuring 2 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:22,320 group heading deep within the Mii Mountains in search of pirate treasure. 3 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:29,339 You all have your adventuring gear on, you're all ready to go and Ignatius has told you 4 00:00:29,339 --> 00:00:34,979 to meet him by the brothel which there's a convenient path that heads out over the hills 5 00:00:34,979 --> 00:00:41,299 and up to the mountains from that point, and as you all gather there we see Bench 6 00:00:41,299 --> 00:00:50,260 and Kav, two of Ignatius's bodyguards, Daryl and Gothar, and approaching the group 7 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:56,939 is Bonwyn who's coming up to the scene and you hear Ignatius calling out to the 8 00:00:56,939 --> 00:01:02,059 small group that he has ahead of him, rather too loud, he says our dearest 9 00:01:02,059 --> 00:01:08,140 Carys could not make it as you can see they are not here, they have not sent a note, 10 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:13,979 I've sent people to see if they are okay, if they are alive or dead. 11 00:01:13,979 --> 00:01:18,819 There is nobody in this town by the name of Carys which is unbelievable. 12 00:01:18,819 --> 00:01:23,459 We checked with all of the registrars, we checked with all of the licensees, 13 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:33,020 and we could not find them, so we will not sleep until we find Carys and bring them back to us, dearest Carys. 14 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:39,660 Kav puts his hand up. Have you considered maybe they just moved here? Did you check with the welcome wagon? 15 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:45,060 We have not checked with the welcome wagon. Gothar, please put a note when we get back, 16 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:50,940 check with the welcome wagon, we will find Carys. Thank you, thank you, Kav, was it yes? 17 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:57,700 Kavlaran, Kavlaran, lovely to have you, good idea, that was a good idea there, Kav. 18 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,899 Oh, you know what Bench? 19 00:01:58,899 --> 00:02:04,739 I think as this conversation is happening, Bonwyn has stopped a little ways away when she notices 20 00:02:04,739 --> 00:02:11,780 that Alydin isn't there because the whole reason she's there is that she was worried about 21 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:18,579 you know the child going out into the woods adventuring, so she sort of stopped in view, 22 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:21,540 but maybe, like, I don't know if they notice me or not. 23 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:22,260 Bonwyn! 24 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:29,939 Ignatius, hello, hello, I, um, hello. 25 00:02:29,939 --> 00:02:34,100 Hello, good to see you, you have come to join the crew. 26 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:36,980 Um, well, I- 27 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:43,540 Great, I'm glad to hear it, coming along. You know what, I did invite one other along here 28 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:48,260 who should be here momentarily, and he's looking around, looking up and down the streets, 29 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:58,660 um, when out of the brothel comes Bizard the Wizard, who anybody local to the community knows, 30 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:03,939 but for the crew here who maybe hasn't listened to both of the previous episodes, 31 00:03:03,939 --> 00:03:09,140 which have not fully come out yet, if you could describe Bizarre in his adventuring gear 32 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:11,780 as he's coming down towards the group. 33 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:17,380 I really like that you started it, Russ, like we had the opportunity to listen to both halves. 34 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:20,180 Yeah, what have you been doing, Tom? 35 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:22,820 Tom's the only one. 36 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:26,980 I mean, I'm unable to listen to an unfinished product in any way she performs, 37 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:28,580 so I don't know what you want from me here. 38 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:32,020 You could do, like, second round edits, we could all know what's happening except for Amy. 39 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:33,860 There we go, yeah, she'll appreciate it. 40 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:34,500 Absolutely. 41 00:03:35,939 --> 00:03:40,820 Uh, Bizarre's, uh, adventuring gear, you know, he's not wearing his, like, 42 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:45,060 nicer clothes that he would wear in his shop, so, like, instead of the, 43 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:48,260 the red shirt embroidered with butterflies and everything, it's kind of just, like, 44 00:03:48,579 --> 00:03:49,699 a green shirt. 45 00:03:49,699 --> 00:03:51,620 It's made to get dirty. 46 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:56,500 Um, honestly, it probably harkens back to, uh, to his, like, school clothes, 47 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,060 but, um, made to get into a mess. 48 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:03,139 He's got a nice, uh, overcoat and everything, his gnarled wooden staff with him, 49 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:08,340 and a spellbook still, you know, attached to the, to the sash around his waist. 50 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:11,219 Um, but yeah, and hair is not made up today. 51 00:04:11,219 --> 00:04:13,859 You don't, you don't do your hair when you're going on an adventure. 52 00:04:13,859 --> 00:04:16,099 It's just gonna get must up, so there's no point. 53 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:21,540 My dear friend from the mayor's office, Bizard the Wizard, will be joining us. 54 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:27,300 We, we must have some sort of magical influence on this if we're to find the treasure, right? 55 00:04:27,939 --> 00:04:29,300 I think so, Ignatius. 56 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:30,660 How are you doing today? 57 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:32,580 Oh, doing just fantastic. 58 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:35,060 Look at this fine group we have ahead of us. 59 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:37,780 All smiling, all ready to go, especially Bonwyn, 60 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:42,420 who looks like she was fully prepared to be here and coming on this adventure. 61 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:47,300 Absolutely ready to adventure without Alydin. 62 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:48,600 Charis. 63 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:50,740 Yes, dearest Charis. 64 00:04:51,379 --> 00:04:52,900 Everybody keeps saying Alydin. 65 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,180 I don't understand this. 66 00:04:54,180 --> 00:05:00,020 Uh, that's, must be, must be one of the kids' slang these days that I'm just not familiar with. 67 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:02,259 Uh, but, ah, here we go. 68 00:05:02,259 --> 00:05:03,860 Who knows a rousing song? 69 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:05,700 Hi-ho, hi-ho. 70 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:11,300 And he turns and he begins walking, uh, up the path and through the mountains 71 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:14,740 while, uh, his two bodyguards are at least following him, 72 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:20,660 leaving everybody to, uh, sit for a moment before you choose to go after Ignatius. 73 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:25,780 So Bonwyn, you, you know Ignatius a little bit, right? 74 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:26,100 Like- 75 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:26,740 For sure, yeah. 76 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:29,860 I've been making weapons for him for the years. 77 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:37,139 Is bursting into song and marching off like an everyday occurrence or- 78 00:05:37,939 --> 00:05:39,780 I mean, I'm not normally with him. 79 00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:45,220 I mean, normally he's running the brothel, so he's sort of doing, um, but I do feel like, 80 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:49,860 um, one of the workers at the brothel did tell me that every morning 81 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:54,020 they have to get together before they open the doors and do like a big cheer. 82 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:55,540 Wow, okay. 83 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:57,380 To kind of get them pumped up for the day. 84 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:01,220 Um, so I guess it is in character. 85 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:02,980 Okay, yeah. 86 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:03,300 Yeah. 87 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,220 Bazaar, do you spend a lot of time at the brothel? 88 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:05,860 Well, you know- 89 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:06,980 What do you, have you seen that? 90 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:07,860 I have, actually. 91 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:10,580 It's just part of the, uh, part of the morning get up and go, 92 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:13,620 get a little bit of energy going, bust out the positivity. 93 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:18,020 Um, you know, you just got to do these things to get ready for a nice day of business. 94 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:22,980 Uh, because you want to greet your customers with the kind of positivity that they deserve. 95 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:26,340 So, um, which I mean, there's got to be some positivity starting up. 96 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,100 The Smithy and everything, right, Bonwyn? 97 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,060 How's your father? 98 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:31,460 Oh, oh, that's kind of you to ask. 99 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:32,500 Um, they're great. 100 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:36,819 They're kind of retired down to the lake now and just, um, you know, 101 00:06:36,819 --> 00:06:40,420 driving each other a little bit crazy because he's used to being so busy. 102 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:46,500 But, you know, he's building decks and the neighbor's decks and just, he needs tasks. 103 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,219 Well, good. 104 00:06:47,219 --> 00:06:49,620 Glad to hear that he's getting some time off. 105 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:53,779 Of course, the shelves that y'all had helped me hang up whenever I first got into town 106 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:57,539 are still there, holding up all the magnificent trade that I have ready for 107 00:06:57,539 --> 00:07:00,180 all the clientele here in Vintersmouth. 108 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,899 So thank you again for that kind of help getting me set up. 109 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:07,700 I would, I would ask for more, but you did such a damn good job the first time 110 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,860 that I just haven't needed to fix anything. 111 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:12,100 Well, you know, new people come to town. 112 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:14,420 You've got to welcome them because everybody's, you know, 113 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:16,420 going to contribute something positive. 114 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:16,900 That's right. 115 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:18,420 We have a whole wagon for it. 116 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:22,020 There's some quick footsteps coming back to you and it's Ignatius and he's running back. 117 00:07:22,820 --> 00:07:25,460 And we, we got to the hills and you haven't come yet. 118 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:27,140 All right, another round. 119 00:07:27,139 --> 00:07:34,819 Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed. 120 00:07:34,819 --> 00:07:35,860 See, we all know this one. 121 00:07:38,899 --> 00:07:43,699 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast. 122 00:07:43,699 --> 00:07:45,459 I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 123 00:07:45,459 --> 00:07:49,539 He, him, also with me is Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane. 124 00:07:49,539 --> 00:07:50,259 She, her. 125 00:07:50,259 --> 00:07:55,459 I could just take this and do a like, you know, in green or something. 126 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:57,540 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave. 127 00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:58,180 He, him. 128 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:58,660 Oh, okay. 129 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,980 So like a marathon versus a sprint. 130 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,780 And Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard. 131 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:04,500 He, him. 132 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,180 Basically, once she makes it with some water, it's like a nice pitcher of sweet tea. 133 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:10,820 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Patreon-supported podcast. 134 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:14,020 Join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 135 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:17,060 and get yourself a free seven-day trial to see what's happening over there. 136 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:20,020 It's bonus content, hangouts, screen games. 137 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,300 It's a whole lot of fun. 138 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,660 And now, fuck it. 139 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:23,620 Let's play. 140 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:39,700 We are farther along the way. 141 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:46,580 We're down into some kind of the where the foison hills meet the mean mountains. 142 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:51,060 There's a lot of shrubbery and tall grasses that everybody's wading through. 143 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:57,940 Bench is up ahead clearing the way with his, what does he have, sickle. 144 00:08:57,940 --> 00:08:58,180 Sure. 145 00:08:58,180 --> 00:08:58,900 He's got a sickle. 146 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:01,140 Absolutely. 147 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,460 Bench is up and clearing the way with his sickle. 148 00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:10,420 Ignatius is singing another song way too loud at the back of the group. 149 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:12,900 Just driving everybody forward. 150 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:19,460 And it's getting near nighttime because the hills are quite a long ways. 151 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:26,580 And he had you meet late afternoon, which is the best time to start adventuring, he thought. 152 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:28,980 Anyway, really get that golden hour in there. 153 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:33,139 Yeah, I mean, it is it is magnificent here in this golden field. 154 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,060 It looks the light is gorgeous. 155 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:40,019 But how much longer do you think we have until we should take a break? 156 00:09:40,019 --> 00:09:42,900 Well, are you keen to travel at night? 157 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:48,019 Are you willing to risk that or perhaps we should go ahead and look for a safe place 158 00:09:48,019 --> 00:09:52,259 to set up camp off the road for fear of ne'er-do-wells who may travel it? 159 00:09:54,259 --> 00:09:57,539 Yeah, camp, setting up camp is probably making dinner. 160 00:09:57,539 --> 00:09:58,419 Yes, yes, yes. 161 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:00,019 Good point. 162 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:09,299 Ne'er-do-wells sound like just a great thing to add to our list of bingos to check off. 163 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:16,259 But perhaps, yes, perhaps we'll take the campfire and just settle in and see how the 164 00:10:16,259 --> 00:10:17,139 night treats us. 165 00:10:19,299 --> 00:10:21,860 I will start unpacking what I have here. 166 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:26,500 And you notice he doesn't have a bag and he just goes and finds a stump to sit on 167 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,580 and is looking. 168 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:35,220 He pulls out a wrinkled sheet of parchment and unrolls it and he's just examining 169 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,500 it there humming to himself. 170 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:44,500 So he didn't really say like who's doing what in the camp? 171 00:10:45,059 --> 00:10:50,259 No, I think it's Daryl and what was the other guard's name? 172 00:10:50,259 --> 00:10:50,820 Gothar. 173 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:52,259 Gothar. 174 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:55,779 Are these, I mean, I've already established I know most of the guards at the brothel 175 00:10:55,779 --> 00:10:56,820 so I probably know them. 176 00:10:56,820 --> 00:11:02,740 We'll say they're the two that you had tipped that first session we met them. 177 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:06,100 Guys, what were your strengths other than strength? 178 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:06,899 Other than looking at each other? 179 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:07,299 Of course. 180 00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:12,659 Yeah, I'm not much of a cook so I don't think I should do that but I'm 181 00:11:12,659 --> 00:11:16,579 happy to collect firewood, you know, do my turnout watch, I don't know. 182 00:11:16,579 --> 00:11:21,299 Let's just sort of figure out where everyone's strengths lie and just do that. 183 00:11:21,299 --> 00:11:23,219 Yeah, no, that sounds like a good idea. 184 00:11:23,219 --> 00:11:28,819 It looks like Bench is already trying to get a fire going or at least clearing a spot there. 185 00:11:28,819 --> 00:11:32,579 Yeah, I'm just putting some rocks around so we don't light the tall grasses on fire. 186 00:11:32,579 --> 00:11:36,419 We haven't picked a great spot for just wildfire spread. 187 00:11:36,419 --> 00:11:37,539 Yeah, just dry fire. 188 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,339 Yeah, just these dry hills. 189 00:11:40,339 --> 00:11:44,339 It's a drought time that we've come and we're like, hey, let's start a fire. 190 00:11:44,339 --> 00:11:45,379 Yeah, it's a great idea. 191 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:50,500 I don't know, just packing rocks around in a circle down on the ground. 192 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,939 It's too bad that kid couldn't come. 193 00:11:51,939 --> 00:11:55,219 They probably could have helped out with this lifting of rocks. 194 00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:56,980 Anyways. 195 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,259 Well, I think y'all got it. 196 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,779 If anything, I used to help my mother clean some dishes when we needed some 197 00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:02,419 extra money. 198 00:12:02,419 --> 00:12:08,500 So I'd be glad to take care of any post-dinner necessities such as cleaning things. 199 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,019 That's not a problem for me. 200 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,059 Great, great. 201 00:12:11,059 --> 00:12:11,559 Kav? 202 00:12:12,419 --> 00:12:13,139 You know what? 203 00:12:13,139 --> 00:12:19,059 It's been a while, but I used to do like the camp cook thing so I could take a stab 204 00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:20,259 at dusting off the skills. 205 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:21,459 Amazing. 206 00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:23,539 That'd be super. 207 00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:25,939 Did anybody bring food? 208 00:12:25,939 --> 00:12:26,500 Oh, yeah. 209 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,860 I mean, I have some, I assume we all brought some stuff to Lake. 210 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:34,820 I brought some sausages and, you know, that we can kind of make together into a… 211 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:39,300 Yeah, I brought some great bars full of energy. 212 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,100 That's what I brought. 213 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,259 Really just pumps the gut. 214 00:12:42,259 --> 00:12:43,620 I got a shake here, too. 215 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,340 Well, I mean, you got to maintain that intake, right? 216 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:49,060 Yeah, gotta keep it up. 217 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,139 I forgot it was that or the fried foods. 218 00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:52,019 It's kind of the only… 219 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:54,740 Protein and fats. 220 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:55,620 Fats and oils. 221 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:56,180 Yeah. 222 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:56,500 Great. 223 00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:02,340 Okay, well maybe while I'm getting firewood, I can also look for like some dandelion stems, 224 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:03,139 maybe some greens. 225 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:04,580 Absolutely. 226 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:05,139 Yeah. 227 00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:05,860 Okay. 228 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:06,899 We'll make it work. 229 00:13:06,899 --> 00:13:10,980 Everybody goes off and they get doing their own thing. 230 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:15,299 Let's roll for just to see how successful we are at this and that'll determine 231 00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:18,259 how we set up the next little jump cut here. 232 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:20,980 Kav, you are cooking. 233 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:23,299 Do you want to roll me a survival, please? 234 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:27,940 I would love to after I open my D&D Beyond Character Sheet. 235 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,140 You would think that, wouldn't you? 236 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:34,100 We were talking about weapons, Tom. 237 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:40,500 Going on an adventure, prepped everybody to roll dice. 238 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,060 Closed it. 239 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:42,660 Yep. 240 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:46,180 I had it open, looked for stuff, and then closed it when I was done with it. 241 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,060 Don't need this anymore. 242 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:47,620 Haven't played yet. 243 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:48,740 Done with this. 244 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,260 Not starting on like a two and a half hour session of D&D, nope. 245 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:57,220 Someone delivered you sweet, sweet desserts. 246 00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:58,980 I lost my mind. 247 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,140 All right. 248 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,660 Okay, so we're doing survival. 249 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:03,780 Yes, please. 250 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:08,420 Okay, that's a plus two for Kav and that's a net 20. 251 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:09,220 What? 252 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:09,860 Damn. 253 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:10,500 Dang. 254 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:10,980 Dang. 255 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:12,180 Boom. 256 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,420 Some good camp food. 257 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:19,380 So you were gifted in order to cook sausage. 258 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:20,660 Love it. 259 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:29,459 Protein bars, a protein shake, we'll say there is some bread or some muffins of some sort, 260 00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:38,179 and Ignatius would have brought, one of the only things he brought is like a 261 00:14:39,539 --> 00:14:42,259 six shakers of a variety of spices. 262 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:43,699 Love it. 263 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:43,939 Yeah. 264 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:52,180 What did Bizard bring for sustenance? 265 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:58,340 Bizard would have brought some concentrated liquid that basically once you mix it with 266 00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:00,580 some water, it's like a nice pitcher of sweet tea. 267 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:04,740 He loves his sugary things here and there. 268 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:09,060 So instant sweet tea pretty much, just mix it with some water, it's good to go. 269 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:14,580 That and probably some key lime tarts. 270 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,300 Love it. 271 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:15,860 Yeah. 272 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:18,820 Sounds nice after a long day of adventuring. 273 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:23,060 I thought maybe it was customary for Bizard to wear onions on his belt. 274 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:29,860 Well, I guess Russ, you want me to roll and see how good I do at my foraging? 275 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:30,740 Give me your foraging. 276 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:35,140 So probably also survival unless you want to roll. 277 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:35,620 Nature? 278 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:39,139 Yeah, nature would work there too, if that's better for you. 279 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,019 That's not a poisonous plant, thank God. 280 00:15:43,299 --> 00:15:46,019 Nature is better for me, so it's a dirty 20. 281 00:15:48,179 --> 00:15:51,860 I'm finding onions, I'm finding greens. 282 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,539 Spring onions out the wazoo. 283 00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:54,419 Amazing. 284 00:15:55,380 --> 00:16:08,180 Okay, then yeah, onions, greens, you are able to come across some small wildlife, 285 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,780 if that is of interest to you. 286 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:14,500 So you would be able to come across some rabbits or squirrels, nothing too big. 287 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:18,980 But if you wanted to bring something like that back, 288 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,300 and by bring something like that back, I mean hunt. 289 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:25,700 Yeah, I could hunt for something and then we'll save the sausages 290 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,020 for when we don't have fresh game. 291 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:28,740 Okay, there you go. 292 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,580 Yep, makes sense. 293 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:33,700 Rabbit and a couple squirrels based on that roll. 294 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:34,900 So you're keeping track of this, Tom, 295 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,820 because we're going to cut to you in just a moment 296 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:38,900 and describe this so we're getting there. 297 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:40,260 Ben? 298 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,700 While you master chef this up. 299 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:45,460 I'll start taking interest here. 300 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:46,900 Okay, rabbit, squirrels. 301 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,300 Doesn't open his character sheet, doesn't take notes. 302 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,300 Did we forget how to play? 303 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,460 You reeled them off so fast before, Russ. 304 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,940 I was like, oh, okay, like we're just going to say I made something great. 305 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,060 Let's go. 306 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:05,779 Okay, we got protein bars, protein shake, probably some bread. 307 00:17:05,779 --> 00:17:07,380 Bread, key lime tarts. 308 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,620 Sweet tea, key lime tarts, I mean. 309 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:10,180 Sweet tea. 310 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:14,580 A random assortment of six different spices. 311 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,539 Oh, and spices. 312 00:17:15,539 --> 00:17:16,259 Yeah. 313 00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:19,140 Well, I believe my famous six spiced rabbit will be coming into play. 314 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:25,460 No. Bench rolled a 19 for survival in building this fire. 315 00:17:28,659 --> 00:17:33,859 But there's not a lot of wood to come back with Darryl and Gothar as they rolled a six. 316 00:17:36,019 --> 00:17:40,099 All muscle, not a lot of adventuring substance. 317 00:17:41,139 --> 00:17:44,019 Well, maybe the fire is good because it is small, 318 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,940 because of all that dry grass we mentioned. 319 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,819 That's right, you just keep throwing grass on from around it 320 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,019 just to keep it going. 321 00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:50,899 Love it. 322 00:17:50,899 --> 00:17:53,859 And then Bizarre, you're going to be on cleanup duty. 323 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:59,220 Yeah, I feel like we're in a survival mode or a nature mode. 324 00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:01,619 Maybe a sleight of hand? 325 00:18:01,619 --> 00:18:02,579 Yeah, yeah, we'll do a sleight of hand. 326 00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:05,220 Acrobatic, how much are you showing off while you're doing this? 327 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:08,659 Oh, I'll use Mage Hand and make it a performance. 328 00:18:08,659 --> 00:18:14,579 He's kind of a showman behind his counter, so why not go ahead and make at least 329 00:18:14,659 --> 00:18:18,980 the most mundane aspect of surviving entertaining. 330 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:24,740 So, yeah, we'll introduce a little bit of my magical hand to help out here. 331 00:18:25,299 --> 00:18:28,019 And that's a 12 total. 332 00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:34,659 12 total, give you a couple plus with the Mage Hand. 333 00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:41,059 So we'll give you a 14, which is an absolute success. 334 00:18:41,059 --> 00:18:45,139 So everybody goes off and they find all of the things that they need. 335 00:18:45,139 --> 00:18:50,500 And for all intents and purposes, despite the fact that this is just a ragtag group of people who 336 00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:57,059 prepared for themselves, but not necessarily for all of them for the exact instance that 337 00:18:57,059 --> 00:19:01,139 they are experiencing right now, things are looking great. 338 00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,619 You all sit down as it's kind of dusk. 339 00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:08,099 The fire is going, Bench is tossing grass on to keep it moving for 340 00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:10,419 Cav who's putting together a delicious meal. 341 00:19:11,139 --> 00:19:14,419 And Cav, if you could describe the meal that you've put together for the group. 342 00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:25,700 Sure, it is a sweet tea glazed rabbit, six spice rabbit with squirrel and protein bar 343 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:26,899 slash shake stew. 344 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:29,379 Nice. 345 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:29,879 Delicious. 346 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,139 Right? 347 00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:31,619 Yum yum. 348 00:19:31,619 --> 00:19:34,259 My goodness, this is just a delight. 349 00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:38,179 They don't serve this back at any of the restaurants that I frequent. 350 00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:40,899 Perhaps you should put it on the menu next time you're over there. 351 00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:42,899 It really is delicious, Cav. 352 00:19:42,899 --> 00:19:44,419 Can I just do that? 353 00:19:44,419 --> 00:19:46,419 Can I put things on people's menus? 354 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,700 It's what I do all the time. 355 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,579 I go in and say what I want and then they give it to me. 356 00:19:50,579 --> 00:19:52,500 And then I say, you should put that on the menu. 357 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,619 And next time I go in there, it's on the menu, but I order something different. 358 00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:59,940 So it's like there's just this rolling menu everywhere I go. 359 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:01,779 It is quite a quite a treat. 360 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:06,740 I do love the excessively large menu when I pick a venue to eat at. 361 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,460 It's true. 362 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:10,899 It's best to not specialize in one specific thing. 363 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,180 It's best to diversify. 364 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:14,259 That way you've got something for everyone, right? 365 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:15,220 Sure. 366 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:15,460 Yep. 367 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,860 That makes a lot of sense why there's always a dish of the day 368 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:24,980 when I go to that restaurant around the corner because it's always so very unique. 369 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:26,420 Very specific. 370 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,300 Yes, yes. 371 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:31,700 Sometimes there's a lot of peanut butter involved. 372 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:35,540 Sometimes there's no peanut butter involved. 373 00:20:36,259 --> 00:20:37,860 Sometimes it's on toast. 374 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,220 Other times crackers. 375 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,900 But there's always like every second day there's peanut butter? 376 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,019 Give or take, yes. 377 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:50,180 And there's always a mention of peanut butter on the menu. 378 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:54,660 So either it will have peanut butter or it does not have peanut butter. 379 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:58,420 Or it explicitly does not contain peanut butter. 380 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:01,300 What about peanuts or butter? 381 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:04,420 Good question. 382 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,660 Oh, I haven't yet thought of this. 383 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,540 That's like a deconstructed peanut butter. 384 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,740 Yeah, you could say that. 385 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:14,900 He pulls out a small notebook and he writes it down. 386 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,500 Deconstructed peanut butter. 387 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,740 Get them on that next time. 388 00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:21,940 Gauthar, if I forget, please you do remember for me. 389 00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:23,460 Yes, yes, of course, of course. 390 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,180 Well, that was a delight. 391 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:29,300 I'm about ready for sleep. 392 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,780 Who's tidying this up again? 393 00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:33,140 Oh, that's me. 394 00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:33,940 I've got it taken care of. 395 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:34,420 Don't worry. 396 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:37,220 Y'all can relax and I'll take care of the dishes. 397 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:43,539 Make sure they're all properly sanitized so that we may enjoy yet another good meal tomorrow. 398 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,259 Fantastic, fantastic. 399 00:21:46,259 --> 00:21:48,100 Well, thank you for finding all those things. 400 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:53,460 Bonwyn and Gauthar and of course, I can remember Gauthar. 401 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:54,819 I can't remember Daryl. 402 00:21:54,819 --> 00:22:01,779 Gauthar and Daryl, thank you so much for going out and just being motivational support 403 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:02,420 for Bonwyn. 404 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,740 I feel like that was what you brought along to this. 405 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,819 I'm going to just roll up in here in this little sack beside. 406 00:22:08,819 --> 00:22:10,579 It's sleep time, yes? 407 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,299 Who's going to watch me while I sleep? 408 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:15,539 Well, we don't watch you sleep. 409 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:19,620 We watch the camp while people sleep. 410 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:24,740 Aren't you then by proxy watching people sleep? 411 00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:27,299 I suppose technically you're correct. 412 00:22:27,299 --> 00:22:28,500 We are watching. 413 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,620 We'll sort that out. 414 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:29,859 Don't worry. 415 00:22:29,859 --> 00:22:32,339 Seems very pedantic to break it down to that level. 416 00:22:32,339 --> 00:22:33,779 I have night terrors. 417 00:22:33,779 --> 00:22:36,019 I thought I should let everybody know that. 418 00:22:36,019 --> 00:22:36,660 Oh, good. 419 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:38,019 That is good to know. 420 00:22:38,019 --> 00:22:38,980 Sweet dreams. 421 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:40,579 And he's out. 422 00:22:40,579 --> 00:22:41,139 He's asleep. 423 00:22:41,859 --> 00:22:44,259 Do you think he'll actually have sweet dreams? 424 00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:45,460 He said he has night terrors. 425 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:48,180 So it's a real switch. 426 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:51,299 It's night terror, sweet dream, night terror, sweet dream. 427 00:22:51,299 --> 00:22:53,619 Like, oh, night terrors about the sweet tea. 428 00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:56,500 There's a lot of screaming that comes from the brothel 429 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,259 and I think I understand most of it now. 430 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:01,539 Okay. 431 00:23:03,779 --> 00:23:06,019 Well, damn, Kav. 432 00:23:06,019 --> 00:23:06,579 Good meal. 433 00:23:07,539 --> 00:23:08,660 Very delicious. 434 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:09,299 Thanks, Bazaar. 435 00:23:09,299 --> 00:23:10,099 Yeah, no problem. 436 00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:12,180 That was so good. 437 00:23:12,899 --> 00:23:15,700 You guys just want to like draw straws for watches or? 438 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,660 Yeah, that's probably a good idea. 439 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:16,740 Sure. 440 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,259 Yeah, that seems fair. 441 00:23:18,259 --> 00:23:19,460 I've got dry grass here. 442 00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:20,980 Just don't get it too close to the flames. 443 00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:23,700 Middle, middle. 444 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,019 Middle, middle. 445 00:23:28,579 --> 00:23:30,019 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 446 00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:30,660 How you doing? 447 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,139 We're having a great time on this new adventure 448 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:34,980 that we are embarking on here. 449 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,660 We love a new adventure. 450 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:38,340 We are out on an adventure. 451 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,580 Where's Alydin? 452 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:41,540 I mean, Charis. 453 00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:42,660 Where? 454 00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:43,140 Who knows? 455 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:43,860 I mean, Amy. 456 00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:47,060 Ignatius has sent out a city-wide search 457 00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:48,100 to find Charis. 458 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,420 Yeah, there's no one in the town with that name. 459 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,500 Yeah, it's going to be, it's going to be hard. 460 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,860 It's going to be quite the every, no stone unturned. 461 00:23:57,860 --> 00:23:58,259 That's right. 462 00:23:58,259 --> 00:24:01,540 That will be the next mystery is finding Charis. 463 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:02,740 No Charis left behind. 464 00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:04,980 No, no. 465 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:08,340 I am sad to have missed the episode, 466 00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:11,780 but I am excited to listen to it like a listener. 467 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:12,580 That's right. 468 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,460 It's all fun. 469 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:14,340 It's all exciting. 470 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,980 And what we do in the middle here, 471 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:18,740 when I don't forget and get called out, 472 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:21,540 is dedicate our episodes to a patron. 473 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:26,180 Like today's patron, Kayla Emerson. 474 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:26,900 Thanks, Kayla. 475 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,700 Thanks, Kayla. 476 00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:29,620 You're amazing. 477 00:24:30,259 --> 00:24:30,660 You are amazing. 478 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,940 So happy to have you here. 479 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,259 And you can be like Kayla, 480 00:24:34,259 --> 00:24:37,460 and come join us at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 481 00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:40,100 where you get a seven-day free trial. 482 00:24:41,539 --> 00:24:43,460 If you stick around with us for three months, 483 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,700 we throw you some merch. 484 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:46,660 Send you some swag. 485 00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:47,059 Swag, if you will. 486 00:24:47,059 --> 00:24:47,779 Rip it at you. 487 00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:51,220 Which comes via the mail. 488 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:56,660 So we actually hire the mail person to throw it at you. 489 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:57,059 That's correct. 490 00:24:57,059 --> 00:24:57,620 In our stead. 491 00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:58,180 Yeah, yeah. 492 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:00,980 We just got to, there's a special stamp you put on it. 493 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:04,740 Yeah, it's got a big old fist. 494 00:25:04,740 --> 00:25:05,460 It's like, they know. 495 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:10,259 I don't like this story we're making up. 496 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,339 They actually deliver it with a t-shirt cannon. 497 00:25:12,339 --> 00:25:13,059 It's quite fun. 498 00:25:13,059 --> 00:25:14,259 Oh, yeah, that's it. 499 00:25:14,259 --> 00:25:14,660 That's good. 500 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:15,860 What about the mugs? 501 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:16,740 Yeah, the mugs are amazing. 502 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,980 They also get delivered with the t-shirt cannon, 503 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:21,779 and it's more of like a try not to get hit situation. 504 00:25:21,779 --> 00:25:23,539 The sticker and the sweater are fine. 505 00:25:23,539 --> 00:25:25,380 It's the mug you got to watch out for. 506 00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:26,259 Look, fun fact. 507 00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:28,579 I've operated the t-shirt cannon before, 508 00:25:28,579 --> 00:25:30,900 and it's as delightful as you think it is. 509 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,300 I bet it's really fun. 510 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:36,500 So Tom's going to come door to door with his t-shirt cannon. 511 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:37,700 That's right. 512 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:40,580 I'll just road trip around the world, I guess. 513 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,220 The world. 514 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:41,860 The world. 515 00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:42,980 The literal world. 516 00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:44,660 I was going to say the U.S., and I was like, 517 00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:46,259 no, there's tons of, oh yeah, the world. 518 00:25:46,259 --> 00:25:47,380 All over the world. 519 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,940 Hey, you've been meaning to do a world trip, haven't you? 520 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:50,500 It's true. 521 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,259 I mean, I'm going to Japan this fall, 522 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,820 so I guess I'll pack the t-shirt cannon. 523 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:57,380 Just load them up and then pop that door on the airplane. 524 00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:58,500 Just drop them as you go. 525 00:25:59,299 --> 00:26:00,500 Chances are it'll be a Boeing, 526 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,619 and I won't need to do anything. 527 00:26:01,619 --> 00:26:04,019 Oh, sick Boeing burn. 528 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:05,779 Gotcha. 529 00:26:08,259 --> 00:26:10,019 And when you join us on Patreon, 530 00:26:10,019 --> 00:26:12,900 we've got some new content coming out next month, 531 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,339 which is not Boeing related. 532 00:26:15,059 --> 00:26:16,339 Cyberpunk Red. 533 00:26:16,339 --> 00:26:20,420 We are playing that game helmed by Kyle Clasett. 534 00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,740 Yeah, regular cast member Kyle Clasett. 535 00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:23,299 That's right. 536 00:26:23,299 --> 00:26:27,539 He's leading us into this scary tech world 537 00:26:27,539 --> 00:26:31,220 that I'm very nervous about, but very excited for. 538 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:31,700 You know what? 539 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:36,899 I had like a thought in my brain about Cyberpunk Red, 540 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:41,779 and then we saw the cartoon, the anime on Netflix, 541 00:26:41,779 --> 00:26:43,139 and it's so scary, you guys. 542 00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:45,619 This is a terrible world. 543 00:26:45,619 --> 00:26:46,099 Okay. 544 00:26:46,099 --> 00:26:48,659 I look forward to the awfulness of it all. 545 00:26:48,659 --> 00:26:50,259 Well, we'll bring the shenanigans. 546 00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:52,980 We can't help but do it. 547 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:55,460 It will be fine until Kyle's like, 548 00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:56,659 yeah, I've had enough of these, 549 00:26:56,660 --> 00:27:00,660 and then just blows everything up is probably how it will be. 550 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:04,259 Yeah, it's written in the stars, so no spoilers. 551 00:27:04,259 --> 00:27:06,580 We haven't got that far yet, but it could happen that way. 552 00:27:06,580 --> 00:27:07,460 It's true, yeah. 553 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,820 So the session zero that we ran where we're building out characters 554 00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,220 and figuring out the game in and of itself 555 00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:15,380 is going to be released to patrons next month, 556 00:27:16,019 --> 00:27:17,940 and then we're going to be releasing episodes monthly, 557 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:18,900 just like the adventures of it. 558 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,779 It's going to be a great time, and we hope to have you over there. 559 00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:24,820 But now we'll get you back to the episode. 560 00:27:24,820 --> 00:27:26,340 So thanks for being here, everybody. 561 00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:27,700 Have a great week. 562 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:28,420 Love you, bye. 563 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:30,180 Love you, bye. 564 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:31,779 Hashtag findAlydin. 565 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:34,580 No, Charis. 566 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:39,860 We're going to roll dice. 567 00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:41,860 Yeah, sure. 568 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,980 High roll, I guess low roll, because we're on short straw. 569 00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:48,500 Low roll gets to do it first. 570 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,220 Bench got a 19. 571 00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:50,340 I'm assuming a D20. 572 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:50,980 Yeah, let's go D20. 573 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:52,820 You roll a D6. 574 00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:53,940 I'm going to roll a D20. 575 00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:55,540 I roll a 6. 576 00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:57,460 I rolled a 10. 577 00:27:57,460 --> 00:27:58,420 I rolled a 5. 578 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,740 All right, so you all tuck in. 579 00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:08,899 Bizarre, you were up first, followed by Cav on this night of watch, 580 00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:12,740 and as everybody's getting ready for bed, 581 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:16,980 how nonchAlydint are you being about the Mage Hand? 582 00:28:16,980 --> 00:28:21,139 I think I'm, again, showing it off a little bit. 583 00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:25,780 So while I wouldn't normally casually use it, 584 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:30,420 I feel like I'm not normally invited on adventures. 585 00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:35,940 So Bizarre feels like because he also didn't really contribute to cooking, 586 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:38,660 he's trying to maybe overcompensate a little bit and say, 587 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,980 look, I can do this. 588 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,140 Nobody else can. 589 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:49,140 But for his next thing that he wants to do, 590 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:52,740 it would not be so out in the open. 591 00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:56,980 He'll kind of walk around the perimeter of the camp 592 00:28:56,980 --> 00:29:01,060 when he starts his watch and slowly muttering to himself 593 00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:04,900 and pulling out some of the material components that he needs. 594 00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,940 He's got a bell and this silver wire, 595 00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:11,940 and he goes around and sets up a triple arm, 596 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:14,660 a magical triple arm around the camp just in case 597 00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:18,100 his eyesight doesn't serve him as well. 598 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:24,580 And yeah, I'm going to set up a good alarm system around the campsite. 599 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:27,060 And that's a ritual. 600 00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:29,460 So it takes me about 11 minutes or so to do that. 601 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:32,900 Well, maybe while you're doing that, 602 00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:37,700 everybody else's experience with magic 603 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:42,180 probably isn't the biggest or the most involved. 604 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,540 So while you're finishing up, 605 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:49,779 you turn and you look and everybody's staring at you, 606 00:29:49,779 --> 00:29:55,779 not in a bad way, but like in a shock and awe way 607 00:29:55,779 --> 00:29:58,659 because you are doing magic that some of these people 608 00:29:58,659 --> 00:30:01,220 have only maybe heard stories about. 609 00:30:01,859 --> 00:30:06,659 And of course, your store is there 610 00:30:06,659 --> 00:30:09,299 and there is magical components and elements to that. 611 00:30:10,579 --> 00:30:13,379 But I'm going to say this group specifically 612 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:16,500 hasn't ever seen you putting away at the end of the day 613 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,180 using Mage Hand and that sort of thing. 614 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:22,340 So Bench for one, Jaw on the floor 615 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:25,860 as he was previously just setting up his bedroll 616 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:32,020 is like, everybody's seeing the hand, right? 617 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:32,420 Yeah. 618 00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:33,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 619 00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:34,340 Yeah. 620 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:36,580 Is that something normal in Kingstown, Cath? 621 00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:38,180 Like, this is not... 622 00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:41,620 Oh, yeah, no, I didn't even think twice about it. 623 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:44,580 A lot of magic shops up in Kingstown. 624 00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:46,900 So this is quite prevalent. 625 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,580 If they ever need anything off a high shelf, 626 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,660 they just like do the little hand thing. 627 00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:51,540 Wow. 628 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:53,380 That's exactly why I have it 629 00:30:53,380 --> 00:30:56,660 because again, Bonwyn, as you know, 630 00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:57,860 I do have some high shelves. 631 00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,140 It's a very narrow store. 632 00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,660 So I have to build up. 633 00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:03,540 I mean, really practical also. 634 00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:05,060 Looks so cool. 635 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:06,340 Thanks. 636 00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:06,980 Thanks. 637 00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:07,620 That's... 638 00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:08,020 Wow. 639 00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:10,420 You know, it's one of those things 640 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,580 you learn early and you use often. 641 00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:19,779 Of course, being as lower level as it is, 642 00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:22,019 you know, there's still a little bit of a taxation on it, 643 00:31:22,019 --> 00:31:23,860 but it's not nearly as bad as some of the 644 00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:27,300 more involved magical abilities 645 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,580 that can be learned 646 00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:31,220 at Bernhardt Swan School of Magic Fighting and Dance. 647 00:31:32,259 --> 00:31:34,340 Does it hurt? 648 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:37,779 Oh, it depends. 649 00:31:37,779 --> 00:31:39,460 Have you ever had a sty in your eye? 650 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:40,900 I don't know. 651 00:31:41,539 --> 00:31:42,660 You ever had pink eye? 652 00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:45,539 Oh, I've had pink eyes. 653 00:31:45,539 --> 00:31:46,820 I mean, that bench knows. 654 00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:47,300 Yeah. 655 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:47,779 Yeah. 656 00:31:47,779 --> 00:31:48,580 Okay. 657 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:50,740 So, you know, it kind of just aches a little bit. 658 00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:54,980 It's a little like it's tolerable, 659 00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:58,019 but it's only in the moment 660 00:31:58,019 --> 00:32:00,820 that the incantation is completed. 661 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:03,620 You have that sensation and then it fades, 662 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:10,980 but more involved magics can cause hour long migraines 663 00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:12,180 if you are not careful 664 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,100 or do not go through the process properly. 665 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,220 Some spells you have to expend that energy 666 00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:19,220 right off the cuff. 667 00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:20,900 Other ones require you to go through 668 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:22,100 a little bit of a ritual 669 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:24,900 and those don't take as much out of you 670 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:26,900 because of the time you put into them. 671 00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:28,980 So it really just depends. 672 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:30,180 Oh, okay. 673 00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:32,900 So like a marathon versus a sprint. 674 00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:33,460 Exactly. 675 00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:35,300 That's a very, very good metaphor. 676 00:32:36,019 --> 00:32:36,980 Okay, cool. 677 00:32:36,980 --> 00:32:39,540 Never decided to sprint if I don't have to, 678 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,180 so I wouldn't have thought of that myself, right? 679 00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:43,540 Why do that? 680 00:32:46,259 --> 00:32:47,540 So is that gonna happen? 681 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:49,700 That will take some getting used to, I think. 682 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:50,580 Okay, yeah. 683 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:51,220 All night. 684 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:52,980 It's gonna happen all night. 685 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:54,660 Okay, cool. 686 00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:55,300 Okay, great. 687 00:32:56,100 --> 00:33:01,460 Has anyone seen the map other than Ignatius? 688 00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:05,940 I just wanna see where we're all at on this adventure. 689 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:08,579 I think, you know, Ignatius, great leader. 690 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:12,980 No, no, I haven't seen the map. 691 00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:15,220 Okay. 692 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:15,860 Do we want to? 693 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,380 Gerold, Gothar, have you? 694 00:33:17,380 --> 00:33:19,059 Oh, no. 695 00:33:20,019 --> 00:33:22,100 Well, I mean like over shoulder, 696 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,059 it looks like a map. 697 00:33:23,779 --> 00:33:25,700 But no, not like explicitly. 698 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:28,340 He's very, like wants to be the one 699 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,019 to lead us to the treasure. 700 00:33:30,019 --> 00:33:30,819 Of course. 701 00:33:30,819 --> 00:33:31,939 Yeah, of course he does. 702 00:33:31,939 --> 00:33:33,779 He sleeps pretty soundly though. 703 00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:35,379 Like maybe we could get it. 704 00:33:37,779 --> 00:33:40,179 Are you concerned that we're going the wrong way? 705 00:33:43,299 --> 00:33:45,779 I think I would feel more comfortable 706 00:33:45,779 --> 00:33:48,099 if I had an idea where we were going. 707 00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:49,939 Yeah, that makes two of us. 708 00:33:49,939 --> 00:33:52,819 What kind of terrain we might be experiencing. 709 00:33:54,579 --> 00:33:55,079 Okay. 710 00:33:55,539 --> 00:33:56,819 Yeah, I just would feel better 711 00:33:56,819 --> 00:34:00,019 if I could like mentally prepare for what's to come. 712 00:34:00,019 --> 00:34:00,660 Okay. 713 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:03,059 Gothar, you hold down the left arm. 714 00:34:03,059 --> 00:34:05,619 Cav or Bench, you hold down the right arm. 715 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,379 We have to hold him down? 716 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:07,779 I thought you said- 717 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:14,500 I could just, could I just try more sneakily though? 718 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,380 Oh, I see. 719 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:17,139 Flails, like he flails. 720 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:18,900 We've caught it in the teeth before. 721 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,980 You know, he falls asleep in a chair, 722 00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:24,099 you go tap him, smack, you got a broken nose. 723 00:34:25,219 --> 00:34:26,420 So yeah, absolutely. 724 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,019 If you want to try and be sneaky about it, 725 00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:29,460 more power- 726 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:31,219 But sneaky with some- 727 00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:32,340 Some support. 728 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:33,380 For some restraints. 729 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,179 Okay, great. 730 00:34:34,179 --> 00:34:35,699 Like one person on each leg. 731 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:38,579 Surprisingly strong for just the bean pole that he is. 732 00:34:40,259 --> 00:34:40,759 Yes. 733 00:34:42,019 --> 00:34:43,380 Okay, let's give it a shot. 734 00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:44,019 Yeah, sure. 735 00:34:44,019 --> 00:34:44,820 Dare all this thing. 736 00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:47,139 Okay, so we gotta all go down at the same time. 737 00:34:47,139 --> 00:34:49,539 Otherwise, you know, arms like shoot up. 738 00:34:49,539 --> 00:34:51,380 Okay, so on three. 739 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,259 My God, there's four strong, strong men here. 740 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,019 Two, yeah, this is why we made sure 741 00:34:56,019 --> 00:34:57,139 that there were at least four 742 00:34:57,859 --> 00:34:59,699 people, just in case. 743 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,619 Just in case. 744 00:35:01,619 --> 00:35:05,059 So three, two, one, and jump. 745 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:07,460 And as you all jump on- 746 00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:08,579 Jump onto him. 747 00:35:08,579 --> 00:35:10,900 Jump onto him, and then I'll do a sleight of hand roll? 748 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,659 Yeah, sure, why not? 749 00:35:14,819 --> 00:35:16,579 You all jump onto his arms and legs 750 00:35:16,579 --> 00:35:19,059 and he begins screaming, eyes closed, screaming, 751 00:35:19,059 --> 00:35:21,219 and you can feel the tension beneath you. 752 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:24,500 Everybody make a strength saving throw against Ignatius. 753 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,219 It's not going to be a high check, but you could fail. 754 00:35:28,179 --> 00:35:28,980 That's a 15. 755 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:31,940 No. 756 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:33,860 This is where we lose Gozar. 757 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:36,900 That's a two if I'm helping in any capacity. 758 00:35:37,699 --> 00:35:40,019 I don't know that you are, because you've got Gozar, 759 00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:42,099 and Daryl, and Bench, and Chav. 760 00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:44,420 So if you want to sit this one out, that's fine. 761 00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:46,659 Yeah, a wizard would not, even, 762 00:35:46,659 --> 00:35:50,099 he'd be like, no, that's not my bag. 763 00:35:50,099 --> 00:35:53,619 Sure, everybody but Bench, who maybe is taking this 764 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:56,099 a little less seriously than everybody else, 765 00:35:56,099 --> 00:35:59,059 but Bench takes a foot right under the jaw, 766 00:35:59,619 --> 00:36:01,539 which clacks his teeth together, 767 00:36:01,539 --> 00:36:04,980 and you can see the stars swimming around his head, 768 00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:08,980 and then shakes it off and quickly moves down 769 00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,739 as he's screaming, he's like, okay, 770 00:36:10,739 --> 00:36:14,980 you can come in and sneak the map out of his pocket. 771 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:15,699 Now, he won't know. 772 00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:19,859 I rolled a 21 on my sleight of hand roll. 773 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,179 You know what, probably could have avoided all of this. 774 00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:23,380 He's pretty grappled. 775 00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:26,820 Yeah, so you are patting him down, 776 00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:30,980 and you find his satchel where he has it stored. 777 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,059 You reach in and pull out the parchment, 778 00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:35,940 and he says, okay, do you want to look at it 779 00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:38,019 and then put it back, or do we want to try 780 00:36:38,019 --> 00:36:40,260 and do this again, or just say maybe it fell out? 781 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,539 He'll believe it fell out. 782 00:36:41,539 --> 00:36:44,500 All right, on three, we just all jump off, okay? 783 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:48,180 Three, two, one, okay, dexterity savings right now. 784 00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:53,460 Oh, it's a seven. 785 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:55,619 Boom, 21 again. 786 00:36:55,619 --> 00:36:57,379 Okay, so everybody jumping back. 787 00:36:57,379 --> 00:36:59,219 So you and Gothar. 788 00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:02,579 I'm surprisingly dexterous for a dwarf. 789 00:37:02,579 --> 00:37:07,859 Absolutely, so Kav and Gothar, you get smacked by a hand. 790 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:08,980 You don't take any damage, 791 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:12,019 but just right across the cheek you get smacked. 792 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:16,339 Gothar takes a leg to the shin as you're trying to back up, 793 00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:18,500 and as a few seconds pass, 794 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:20,980 everything settles back down again, 795 00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:26,900 and he's, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. 796 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:30,260 Is there a feather that's slowly making its way down to him? 797 00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:32,100 And then every, okay, yep. 798 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:34,260 Absolutely, peaceful, nothing happened. 799 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:38,820 So you have the map now, you unfurl the map, 800 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:44,420 and it is vaguely, like it's crudely drawn, 801 00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,500 but it's vaguely, you see the mountains, 802 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:49,700 you see the river, river, you see the hills, 803 00:37:50,579 --> 00:37:54,099 but there is a red dotted line 804 00:37:54,659 --> 00:37:58,500 that basically loop-de-loops around 805 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:02,099 through the entirety of the hills and the mountains. 806 00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:08,340 There is an X on one of the mountains, 807 00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:11,619 the Khaki Mountain is what it's called. 808 00:38:12,339 --> 00:38:14,980 Khaki Mountain, and what's the scale on this map? 809 00:38:16,179 --> 00:38:18,420 How far are each of these dashes? 810 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:22,179 Is this a 15-day trip if we do all the loop-de-loops or? 811 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,859 If you did all the loop-de-loops, 812 00:38:25,859 --> 00:38:28,179 it would probably take you somewhere 813 00:38:28,179 --> 00:38:31,059 in the vicinity of seven to 10 days. 814 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:35,139 If you took a more direct route, 815 00:38:35,139 --> 00:38:39,460 it would probably take you two days tops. 816 00:38:40,099 --> 00:38:44,500 Okay, quick conference, guys. 817 00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:46,420 How long do we want to be out here? 818 00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:48,579 How much food do we have left? 819 00:38:48,579 --> 00:38:51,699 Because I feel like I could just take this 820 00:38:51,699 --> 00:38:57,139 and do a like, you know, in green or something and just. 821 00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:00,099 Just shoot us right there? 822 00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:02,019 Just shoot us right there. 823 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:09,139 I guess just check how much food do we have left? 824 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:10,980 I mean, not a ton. 825 00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:11,940 We didn't have the tarts. 826 00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:15,460 Kind of had to pull most everything together for dinner. 827 00:39:16,579 --> 00:39:19,139 We've still got the sausages and the tarts 828 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:20,179 and some of the sweet tea. 829 00:39:21,780 --> 00:39:26,099 Yeah, and I brought some grits for breakfast, 830 00:39:26,099 --> 00:39:28,980 but that's not going to take us too far. 831 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:34,420 I had assumed this was going to be just a one-night thing. 832 00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:37,699 I hadn't planned on keeping the shop closed too long. 833 00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:41,060 Oh, yeah, no, we were kind of all under that impression. 834 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,900 Well, I mean, Darryl, Gauthar, 835 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:48,740 if you need to like ear muffs for this, 836 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:50,100 then please feel free. 837 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:52,100 But maybe we just, you know, 838 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,020 we're just out here for a fun time. 839 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,460 This isn't our livelihoods. 840 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:58,340 In fact, it might be impeding our livelihoods, right? 841 00:39:58,340 --> 00:39:59,940 Bazaar, so it'd be better. 842 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:02,660 I could just get back to the shop sooner. 843 00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:05,940 So maybe just more of a direct route. 844 00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:08,019 Darryl and Gauthar have both ear muffed. 845 00:40:08,019 --> 00:40:09,460 They have their hands over their ears. 846 00:40:10,179 --> 00:40:11,940 I don't, you know, don't want to get them in trouble. 847 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:13,220 This is their livelihood. 848 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:14,019 No disagreement. 849 00:40:14,659 --> 00:40:15,460 Great. 850 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:17,860 Yep, yeah, no implications needed. 851 00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:20,019 And I have some ink, 852 00:40:20,019 --> 00:40:23,380 so I'm just going to just draw another line on top. 853 00:40:26,019 --> 00:40:27,700 And then I'm sure we can convince him. 854 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:30,340 That's the good line in the morning. 855 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:31,860 Perfect, perfect, perfect. 856 00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:34,980 All right, well, with that problem solved, 857 00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:38,579 I don't think we need to, you know, roll back up. 858 00:40:38,579 --> 00:40:40,420 Oh, you can take your hands off your ears, guys. 859 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:44,659 Yeah, so we're going to put the map just down beside. 860 00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:46,820 Maybe he looked at it in his sleep. 861 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:47,539 Fine, great. 862 00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:51,780 And then just beeline for that X. 863 00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:52,740 See what's there. 864 00:40:52,740 --> 00:40:54,740 It's probably nothing. 865 00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:56,579 And then come back. 866 00:40:57,699 --> 00:40:58,099 Yeah. 867 00:40:58,099 --> 00:40:58,599 Cool. 868 00:40:59,380 --> 00:41:01,380 Yeah, it'll be enough adventure for Ignatius. 869 00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:03,219 I certainly hope there's something there. 870 00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:05,220 Yeah, well, I mean, maybe there is. 871 00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:05,860 Maybe there is. 872 00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:08,660 Knowing Ignatius, though, maybe he drew this map. 873 00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:10,900 Oh, I see. 874 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,260 Hmm, I didn't think he drew it. 875 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:14,260 I just assumed he bought it from somebody. 876 00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:17,300 Somebody kind of maybe not totally honest. 877 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:20,660 Well, that could be too. 878 00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,020 I mean, could be as well. 879 00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,860 Six to one, half a dozen the other, I guess. 880 00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:26,900 Yeah, either way, I'd say the odds of us 881 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:30,740 finding treasure at the X are slim. 882 00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:32,980 You seem disappointed, Pizzai. 883 00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:39,220 Yeah, I mean, I was hoping maybe to get some extra funds 884 00:41:39,220 --> 00:41:44,100 to bring in some new wares from Kingstown. 885 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:46,260 And if that's not going to be the case, 886 00:41:46,260 --> 00:41:50,020 then I'm literally losing money by coming on this trip. 887 00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:54,900 And I don't appreciate that. 888 00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:56,660 It's being straight up. 889 00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:57,540 Yep, yep. 890 00:41:58,420 --> 00:41:59,300 It's bad for business. 891 00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:01,460 Yep, agreed. 892 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:04,660 As a fellow small business owner, not ideal. 893 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:07,539 But I mean, I guess I'm spoiled because I have Thane. 894 00:42:07,539 --> 00:42:11,140 So, you know, Everbane's is still open and rolling. 895 00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:13,860 But you're like, it's just you, right? 896 00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:18,340 Okay, well, let's try and wrap this up as quick as we can. 897 00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:20,340 Oh, yeah, yeah, no, great, great, great. 898 00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:21,700 All right, I'm glad we're all agreed. 899 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:23,780 Bizarre, you got first watch. 900 00:42:23,780 --> 00:42:27,220 And then I guess tomorrow we're making a run for that X 901 00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:29,060 on the khaki mountain. 902 00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:30,420 Yep, I've got it. 903 00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:32,180 I'll wake you if I notice anything. 904 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,900 I would not be surprised if somebody found us 905 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,740 with a man screaming in his sleep. 906 00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:39,539 But good luck sleeping to you and yours. 907 00:42:39,539 --> 00:42:41,780 And hopefully I'll have the same luck 908 00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:43,140 when it comes time for it. 909 00:42:43,139 --> 00:42:58,900 Dumbgeons and Dragons season three, episode 12. 910 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:02,179 This episode starred Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, 911 00:43:02,179 --> 00:43:04,500 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 912 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,900 Kyle Claset as Bizard the Wizard, 913 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:08,980 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 914 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:10,980 Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted 915 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:12,579 and sound design by Russ More. 916 00:43:13,139 --> 00:43:15,619 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound 917 00:43:15,619 --> 00:43:17,779 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 918 00:43:17,779 --> 00:43:20,099 Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 919 00:43:20,099 --> 00:43:22,500 Our amazing cover art and character designs 920 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:23,779 are by Matt Garbutt. 921 00:43:23,779 --> 00:43:26,179 And a huge thank you to our supporting producers, 922 00:43:26,179 --> 00:43:28,099 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, 923 00:43:28,099 --> 00:43:30,099 Kat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 924 00:43:30,099 --> 00:43:32,179 Christian Brown, Angaron Kierzen, 925 00:43:32,179 --> 00:43:35,779 Perry Matey, Craig Zeiss, Old School Gamer D, 926 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:38,819 L.A. Branton, Nathaniel Teeter, and Aaron. 927 00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:40,339 If you're loving what we're doing, 928 00:43:40,339 --> 00:43:42,259 come support us over on Patreon. 929 00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:45,220 I mean, the support that you give to us 930 00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:47,060 that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy, 931 00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:49,140 but also we like to give things back to you 932 00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:51,620 like bonus content and podcasts 933 00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:53,860 and live streams and hangouts 934 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:56,340 and all that great, great stuff. 935 00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:58,420 So patreon.com slash dumb dragging cast 936 00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:59,860 we hope to see you over there. 937 00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:00,820 Seven day free trial. 938 00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:02,500 Come give it a test at least. 939 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:03,780 We'd love to have you. 940 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:06,980 And now, that's all I've got. 941 00:44:07,780 --> 00:44:09,780 You can join us on Instagram or newsletter. 942 00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:12,100 Those are places that we hang out too. 943 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:13,860 We hope you enjoyed this episode. 944 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,340 It's really the first like adventure we've been on 945 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:19,380 and had a blast getting camp ready. 946 00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:21,620 I forgot how much fun traveling camp can be 947 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:23,220 if you're just having a goofball time, 948 00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:25,060 which was what we normally do. 949 00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:26,820 So now you have a great week. 950 00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:29,140 We'll talk to you soon, friends. 951 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:29,640 Bye. 952 00:44:31,780 --> 00:44:34,020 That's where we'll jump into the episode. 953 00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:36,180 Classic adventuring song. 954 00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:38,100 Classic Sugar Ray. 955 00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:41,140 Good times. 956 00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:48,180 I like on my end how the mic isn't even. 957 00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:49,220 Yeah, I can't hear anything. 958 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:50,500 It just completely cuts out. 959 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,340 So Russ just has this look of like 960 00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:54,740 screaming terror on his face. 961 00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:55,220 Yeah, that's great. 962 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:56,500 And we don't get to hear any of it. 963 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,060 It's delightful. 964 00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:58,980 Well, you'll find out next time 965 00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:01,300 on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 966 00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:03,940 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.