1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,600 Don't go anywhere, Dumbgeons and Dragons will begin in a moment. 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:12,540 We hear the sound of the River River and pan over top of the latest shipments that have 3 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:13,540 come in. 4 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:20,160 We're winding our way down the streets of the Artisan District and we see Bonwyn heading 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:24,839 her way down towards the docks to pick up her latest shipment of ore and we see 6 00:00:24,839 --> 00:00:31,879 Alydin popping in and out of the store owner's fronts, slyly pocketing a fresh apple and 7 00:00:31,879 --> 00:00:34,039 some day old scones. 8 00:00:34,039 --> 00:00:40,320 Making our way through we hold on a very small door entrance packed between two other 9 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:46,480 storefronts, on one side the snip and twirl hair salon, on the other the threads 10 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,079 of fate, the tailor, InVintersmouth. 11 00:00:50,079 --> 00:00:57,239 And right in between those two stores is the Magic Closet by Bizard, doesn't look 12 00:00:57,239 --> 00:01:03,320 like too much from the outside, has a swinging sign out front denoting that this store, 13 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:09,519 which looks like it might just be a stairwell, is in fact somewhat of a special shop, 14 00:01:09,519 --> 00:01:11,719 a magic shop. 15 00:01:11,719 --> 00:01:14,759 There's a couple of kids who rush up to the door and open it with a jingle 16 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:21,120 of the bell and they run inside and to greet them, seated behind the desk, is Bizard the 17 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,120 Wizard. 18 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:27,080 Kyle, if you wouldn't mind describing Bizard. 19 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:34,280 Bizard is a, you know, not a very robust man, he's fairly frail and the appearance 20 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:37,219 of his age far surpasses his actual age. 21 00:01:37,219 --> 00:01:43,160 He has a salt and pepper coiffed hair, of course cut by the fantastic barbers over 22 00:01:43,239 --> 00:01:45,640 at the snip and twirl. 23 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:51,519 And in his eyes, as he looks up from behind the counter, you can see his eyes are green 24 00:01:51,519 --> 00:01:57,640 with specks of gray in them, they kind of shift around as he looks. 25 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:04,479 There is incense nearby that wafts through the air, leaving a pleasant aroma of cinnamon 26 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:14,000 and apples and a touch of indescribable arcane essence that is just enticing, it really draws 27 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:19,560 out the curiosity, especially of the younglings that are around town. 28 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:25,759 He sits up behind his very narrow countertop with very narrow shelves, they go very 29 00:02:25,759 --> 00:02:32,920 high up, a lot of hooks going up close to the ceiling, maybe like ten feet high, 30 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:40,280 which for any instance that he needs to access it, a quick summoning of the magical specter hand. 31 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:45,840 He will reach up and grab whatever the kids or whatever their clientele need so that 32 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,940 they don't have to worry about climbing too high. 33 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:53,480 But he sits up from his book that he's reading, sets it down, puts the bookmark 34 00:02:53,480 --> 00:03:01,000 inside of it, closes it, says, ah kids, hey, y'all come back for some more of those 35 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,280 good trick-playing stuff, y'all looking for some of those? 36 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you got in new this week? 37 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:10,240 Flashbang ones really, really scared my parents and they said I can't come back in so I've 38 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:17,759 told them that I'm just gonna go get some milk and eggs, but what do you got in new? 39 00:03:17,759 --> 00:03:21,560 Well, you don't have to lie to them about getting milk and eggs because let me show 40 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:27,000 you, as I pull out a cauldron and place it on my countertop, I take some milks, 41 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:32,680 I take some eggs, I mix it all together and I throw in just this random bag of powder 42 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:38,919 and whip it all together and it becomes this like oozing gel that just coagulates 43 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:39,919 together. 44 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:44,039 He pulls it out of the pot with a schlorping sound and lays it on the ground and he 45 00:03:44,039 --> 00:03:47,960 says, fake throw up. 46 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:54,360 Next time you want to fake ill and miss out on your lessons, you could use this 47 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,720 and stay home to do whatever you want. 48 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,720 Eww, that's so gross! 49 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,240 I know, it's really gross. 50 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,680 They reach up and grab for it and it's like slipping through their hands. 51 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:10,400 It feels like it feels so real. 52 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,520 Don't actually throw up, please. 53 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:17,240 He reaches into his pocket, the little kid, and puts some money up on the counter 54 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:22,560 and kind of starts trying to scoop it into his bag that he has on him. 55 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:26,720 Hopefully that will satiate your mischievous needs. 56 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,560 Oh, it absolutely will! 57 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,879 If you're looking for anything else or you have friends that want to procure some fake 58 00:04:33,879 --> 00:04:40,040 vomit as well, tell them to come my way and as long as they do, as long as they 59 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,399 tell me your name, James, you can just go ahead and take that with you. 60 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:44,399 Thanks, Bizard! 61 00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:45,399 And he runs out. 62 00:04:45,399 --> 00:04:46,399 I'll tell everyone! 63 00:04:46,399 --> 00:04:47,399 I'll tell everyone! 64 00:04:47,399 --> 00:04:48,399 Come on, Sarah! 65 00:04:48,399 --> 00:04:49,399 Let's go! 66 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:50,399 Ta-ta, James! 67 00:04:50,399 --> 00:04:51,399 Have a great day, Sarah! 68 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,380 Bizards run out and Dorse slams shut behind them, which shakes a couple of the things 69 00:04:55,380 --> 00:05:03,000 on the wall, and we leave Bizard, who heads behind his desk and returns to his book. 70 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:08,040 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast. 71 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:13,440 I'm your dungeon master Russ More, he him, and Dumbgeons and Dragons stars today, 72 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,840 Kyle Claset, as Bizard the wizard. 73 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:21,240 Believe me, I know where I got my green eyes and I love them, and I want to 74 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,400 hold on to them as long as I can. 75 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:28,879 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D production and supported by our patrons. 76 00:05:28,879 --> 00:05:33,120 Find out more at patreon.com slash D&Dcast where you can get access to a whole bunch 77 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:37,920 of exclusive audio to fill the time after you're all caught up on this show. 78 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:45,519 And now, fuck it, let's play! 79 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:51,139 There is the monumentous sound of giant bells ringing. 80 00:05:51,139 --> 00:05:57,579 This is the bell at the tower of Barnhart Swan's School of Magic Fighting and Dance, 81 00:05:57,579 --> 00:06:03,379 which is found in Kingstown, a few days' journey from Vintersmouth. 82 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:11,060 We are ten to twelve years earlier from present time, and the huge double wide doors 83 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:15,659 of the school burst open and rushing down the main staircase are the latest graduates 84 00:06:15,659 --> 00:06:17,659 of the school's senior class. 85 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:24,780 As they are all greeted by their parents and loved ones, and whisked off to have 86 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:32,940 a luxurious and decadent meal to celebrate their hard work, one student slowly exits. 87 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:38,620 That is Bizard, who we see in a much younger form. 88 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:46,340 Kyle, would you please describe Bizard as he's walking out and down this main staircase? 89 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:54,420 Yeah, Bizard obviously shows the skin and complexion of a much younger man. 90 00:06:54,420 --> 00:07:00,900 His eyes are almost completely green, only a few specks of gray dot them here and there, 91 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:09,420 and his hair has only started to receive just tidbits of white here and there. 92 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:14,020 Not coiffed, it's kind of a messy to-do as far as his hair goes. 93 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:19,419 He can't tame it worth anything, but it hasn't been his focus. 94 00:07:19,419 --> 00:07:27,299 He is still, despite having graduated, knows in a book, like in fact he probably should 95 00:07:27,299 --> 00:07:29,659 have returned it at this point. 96 00:07:29,659 --> 00:07:34,299 As he leaves the school, the book is snatched out of his hand, flies back through the 97 00:07:34,299 --> 00:07:41,819 double doors, and he goes, right, right, no tuition, no books, no tuition, no books. 98 00:07:41,819 --> 00:07:47,139 No point in spending more money there, not that I had to spend any, but we're done there. 99 00:07:47,139 --> 00:07:51,620 We can move on to our own thing now that we've taken all the knowledge that we can 100 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:55,980 from it and the time that they would give us. 101 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:58,139 Should I say bye to my father? 102 00:07:58,139 --> 00:08:00,819 Ugh. 103 00:08:00,819 --> 00:08:03,819 I should go see my mother. 104 00:08:03,819 --> 00:08:06,060 I will go see my mother. 105 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:08,500 I can't leave without seeing my mom. 106 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,819 My dad, hmm, we'll see. 107 00:08:12,819 --> 00:08:21,379 And he begins to make his way down the streets of Kingston to a small restaurant, kind of 108 00:08:21,379 --> 00:08:27,980 a hole in the wall kind of place, and he walks into the back door, and there you 109 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:30,620 see a scullery maid. 110 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:37,860 She turns around, she's got a white cap tied on like a bonnet, and has auburn hair, 111 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:44,300 and she turns around, a lazy eye kind of looks towards Bizard, and Bizard says, 112 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:50,820 Clara, mother, today was my graduation day, and I understand that you were unable to 113 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:59,700 get off work to come celebrate it with me, and I wanted to let you know that I understand. 114 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:07,460 I know, Biz, Biz, I'm so sorry, I tried to get it off, you know how it is around 115 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:12,180 here, they just, I'm the only one on this shift, I'm sorry. 116 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:22,460 I understand, and if dad was worth his salt, then you wouldn't be in this position, 117 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:25,100 but I don't want you to worry. 118 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:31,019 I will be leaving Kingston, I plan to head to Vincersmith. 119 00:09:31,019 --> 00:09:33,060 You're leaving Kingstown? 120 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:36,220 Yes, I'm leaving Kingstown. 121 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:37,259 I plan to hand to- 122 00:09:37,259 --> 00:09:38,259 When? 123 00:09:38,259 --> 00:09:43,340 Right, probably after I get done talking to you, if I can make up my mind whether I even 124 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:45,940 want to see father or not. 125 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:51,340 He was at home when I left, he was passed out, like he's not ever gonna know you 126 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,340 were there. 127 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:59,139 That sounds about right, it's either, either the chemicals from the hats, or more 128 00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:01,460 than likely the drink. 129 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:08,300 I want you to know, mom, that wherever I go, you know, plan is Vincersmith, I'm not sure 130 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:13,060 how long I will be there, or if my ventures will be successful. 131 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:18,700 Regardless of where I end up, regardless of where I go and what I do, I plan to 132 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:24,300 do what I can to alleviate any future stress for your life. 133 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:29,700 I don't want you doing this any more than you have to. 134 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:33,620 Biz, don't worry about me. 135 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:37,860 You get yourself set up, anything you can do, I'll of course be more than grateful, 136 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:46,740 but I've lasted this long, it's gonna take a lot to get me to see the darker side 137 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:47,740 of life. 138 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:53,660 I've always appreciated your outlook on life, I feel like it is what encouraged 139 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:57,420 me to seek after my passions. 140 00:10:57,459 --> 00:11:05,659 I know I didn't do a lot of things kids did around town, and early on cloistered myself 141 00:11:05,659 --> 00:11:11,899 away in the libraries and different archives that the city has to offer the public, 142 00:11:11,899 --> 00:11:14,139 so thank you for encouraging me. 143 00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:22,379 It's only through your words that I had the resolve to get myself into school. 144 00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:29,620 And he has a sly smile and kind of like a squint of like, hmm, kind of betraying the 145 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:34,299 nature of his method of getting into school. 146 00:11:34,299 --> 00:11:44,220 But I also, I don't want father to know that I'm sending you money. 147 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,700 Okay, well. 148 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:49,779 I don't, you, it's for you. 149 00:11:49,779 --> 00:11:51,580 It's not for him. 150 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:57,139 Okay, well, if we're to keep it from him, maybe you don't send it to the house, maybe 151 00:11:57,139 --> 00:12:01,580 you send it, well, you can send it here. 152 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:07,700 Yes, actually, I've already had a conversation with the owner. 153 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:13,180 We are going to make it as a part of your payment, we'll send it to him, he will 154 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:18,780 forward it on to you through your compensation, that way you don't have to worry about 155 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:26,939 any taxation or any issues, and he is going to also doctor any kind of payroll in case 156 00:12:26,939 --> 00:12:29,059 father would have become wise. 157 00:12:29,059 --> 00:12:31,299 You're too good to me, Biz. 158 00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:41,259 I don't, I, your father and I, we, when you signed up at that school, we, we hear 159 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:53,539 about the dangers of playing with, with magics, it worried me and it infuriated him, but 160 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:57,139 you've got a real chance, Biz. 161 00:12:57,139 --> 00:12:58,299 I recognize this. 162 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:02,899 You, I want you to be safe, okay? 163 00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:10,860 I know you have the skill, I know you, I've seen it, I know you, I've seen it. 164 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:15,060 It astonishes me every time you pull out one of your wild tricks, but I want you to be 165 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:19,460 safe and use it only when you need to, right? 166 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:22,300 Because you've seen some of those old guys up in the tower. 167 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,379 They shouldn't be that worn. 168 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:28,220 The only reason they're still standing is because they work at that tower. 169 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,220 It's true. 170 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:30,419 You're right. 171 00:13:30,419 --> 00:13:38,019 And I know I have received some of the graying in my eyes that accompanies the 172 00:13:38,019 --> 00:13:40,659 use of magic. 173 00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:45,740 Believe me, I know where I got my green eyes and I love them and I want to hold on to them 174 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,860 as long as I can, Mother. 175 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:54,179 She steps forward to you and puts a hand on your, on your cheek and just looks at you 176 00:13:54,179 --> 00:13:58,939 in the eye and says, write to me when you get there and let me know you're okay. 177 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,740 And then every week, okay? 178 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:02,740 Will do. 179 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:08,779 I'll write back when I can, but if you, if, if you don't hear from me, like, it's 180 00:14:08,819 --> 00:14:10,980 going to be okay. 181 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:15,819 I've trusted you so far in life and I'm going to continue to trust you. 182 00:14:15,819 --> 00:14:22,019 I know you can take care of yourself and if I'm able to offer any kind of help, 183 00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:24,179 I appreciate you taking it. 184 00:14:24,179 --> 00:14:26,579 You'll know where I'll be. 185 00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:30,779 Ventersmith first and I'll communicate if I have to go from there. 186 00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:35,339 She pulls you into a deep hug and there's just like a catch in her throat. 187 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:39,019 She pats you on the back and gives a little cough. 188 00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:44,379 Well, if you're, if you're going to get going, you might as well go now and swing 189 00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:47,460 by the home and get some of your things. 190 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:51,500 If you need, just make sure you keep quiet, okay? 191 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,580 I'll do my best. 192 00:14:52,580 --> 00:15:02,820 I'll try not to rouse the old codger, but we know how he is and I feel at least 193 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,420 I have a better handle on things than I used to. 194 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:12,140 So I love you, Mom, and I'll talk to you soon. 195 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:15,379 I love you too, Pace. 196 00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:18,379 You hear a call from the other room and it says, 197 00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:19,900 Clara, we need your help. 198 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:22,420 I got to go. I got to go. 199 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:25,420 I'll wait for your letter when you get there and be safe. 200 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:31,900 She kisses you on the forehead and turns and leaves the room quickly. 201 00:15:31,939 --> 00:15:38,899 I kind of wipe a little tear out of my eye and turn, make my way out the back door, 202 00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:45,579 head down the road and follow the all too familiar smell of the acrid chemicals 203 00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:52,139 that my father uses in his haberdashery to create hats for all those pompous 204 00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:55,620 nobles that he tries to hobnob with. 205 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:59,100 Make my way into the door as quietly as I can. 206 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:03,100 We'll be right back. 207 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,460 It's the middle. 208 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:08,379 Welcome to the middle, everybody. 209 00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:10,379 Oh, it's a special middle. 210 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:11,420 Great time. 211 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:14,779 It's a special middle. 212 00:16:14,779 --> 00:16:17,340 Normally when we have guests on, the guests are not in the middle, 213 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:18,300 but Kyle's here with us. 214 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,100 I'm not a normal guest. 215 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:20,700 It's true. 216 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,940 He's a regular cast member. 217 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:27,460 In fact, I'm the one sort of intruding here because I am not in this episode. 218 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,180 So it's kind of, yeah, the Russ and Kyle show. 219 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,019 And I love it. 220 00:16:33,019 --> 00:16:36,220 Well, look how the tables have turned. 221 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,740 Kyle's usurped us all. 222 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:43,660 This is really just the slow move in, like, yeah, Kyle's 223 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,019 going to be here for a couple of episodes. 224 00:16:45,019 --> 00:16:45,820 All right, bye, everybody. 225 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:47,180 We'll let you know when it's done. 226 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,139 Yeah, go on vacation. 227 00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:49,540 Don't worry about it. 228 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,500 I'm glad you're all here. 229 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,019 Fuck it. 230 00:16:52,019 --> 00:16:54,340 Let's play TNT. 231 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,060 Oh, no, I didn't bring my dice. 232 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,060 Yes, we're super happy to have Kyle back. 233 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:05,019 Playing a character who's got deep backstory in this world 234 00:17:05,019 --> 00:17:07,980 has been around for some time now. 235 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:11,340 And we're excited to explore that more next week. 236 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:14,580 Kyle, if you could sum up in a word 237 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:19,860 how you feel the next episode will go without any spoilers. 238 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:22,900 So now there's a lot of caveats to this. 239 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:23,940 What would that word be? 240 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:24,900 Let me think. 241 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:28,380 One word, unexpected. 242 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:28,860 Love it. 243 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:29,380 Yeah. 244 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,460 Yep. 245 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:34,019 I think that's a good way to look at it. 246 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,660 And Tom's here in the middle. 247 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,220 Tom just jumped into the middle. 248 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,180 Just popped in. 249 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,420 Jumping right into it. 250 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:40,500 On the fly. 251 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,940 Can't get rid of all of us, Kyle. 252 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:42,820 Nice try. 253 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:47,259 Ah, you got me, you dastardly kids. 254 00:17:47,259 --> 00:17:50,019 I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you kids. 255 00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:53,460 And it wouldn't be a middle without Amy, who's 256 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:54,299 slowly stumbling. 257 00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:55,819 Oh, also coming into it. 258 00:17:55,819 --> 00:17:58,140 This is a slow reveal middle. 259 00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,700 It's all happening. 260 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:01,460 I'm just here. 261 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:03,660 You can't hear anybody, but that's fine. 262 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,420 So we'll just wrap up this middle 263 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,380 here to say that Kyle's here with us playing 264 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,660 Bizard the Wizard. 265 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:12,299 And we're having a great time in this session. 266 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:16,019 And if you want to hear more of Kyle with us, 267 00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:18,460 come join us at Patreon, patreon.com slash 268 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:21,180 dumbdragoncast, where tonight as we record this, 269 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,940 we're recording some super special bonus content that's 270 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,740 going to be exclusive to patrons for a little bit, 271 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,220 at the very least, until we decide 272 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,460 what we're going to do with it. 273 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:31,220 But it's going to be a blast. 274 00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:33,740 Oh, and not to mention, get on over there to Facing Fate. 275 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:34,620 I came in late. 276 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,620 I don't know if we talked about that already. 277 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,100 Yeah. 278 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,700 Yeah, you can go over to Facing Fate. 279 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,019 Well, yeah, because Kyle plays with us there. 280 00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:44,259 Oh, yeah, Kyle plays with us over there too. 281 00:18:44,259 --> 00:18:45,299 That's very true. 282 00:18:45,299 --> 00:18:47,380 Look, I came in and said something relevant. 283 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:50,100 Everyone's eyes, you guys, everyone was like, 284 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,140 where are you going with this? 285 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:55,140 Yes, we play all sorts of things over there. 286 00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:56,100 Well, that's it. 287 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,260 That's the middle. 288 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:58,420 Everybody's here now. 289 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:01,620 And that's where we say, enjoy the rest of the episode, 290 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:02,820 and we'll talk to you soon. 291 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:03,320 OK, bye. 292 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:03,820 Bye. 293 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:15,460 You enter through the living room. 294 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:19,300 And before you head upstairs, you quietly close the door. 295 00:19:19,339 --> 00:19:23,619 You look around, and you see your father. 296 00:19:23,619 --> 00:19:25,460 You pause for a moment just to make sure 297 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:28,539 that you haven't stirred him, but he's in a deep slumber. 298 00:19:28,539 --> 00:19:32,819 He's got a loose leaf newspaper just kind of 299 00:19:32,819 --> 00:19:36,659 over the chest, falling onto the ground. 300 00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:41,460 There's a bottle on the table that is, you know, 301 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,819 two thirds empty. 302 00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:48,139 He's in a deep snore as you, if you choose to, 303 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:50,860 move towards the staircase. 304 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:54,980 Yeah, I'm going to move my way towards the staircase 305 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:58,220 as quietly as I can, minding the creaky boards 306 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:02,580 that I know from early on in my life. 307 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:06,820 You want to roll stealth with advantage, 308 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:09,259 because you've done this many, many, many times. 309 00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:10,340 Oh, yeah. 310 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,820 Stealth with advantage, roll to 10 and 11. 311 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:16,620 So that gives me a 13 total. 312 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,380 A 13, all right. 313 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,500 Yeah, you're minding the staircase. 314 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:24,820 You get near to the top, and there's a slight creak 315 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,860 as you would expect. 316 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:29,220 You move your foot just beyond. 317 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,740 You slink into your bedroom as you hear 318 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:34,140 the rumbling snores from downstairs. 319 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:38,340 I'm not picturing you have a lot of things 320 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,500 in this space. 321 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,340 No. 322 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:45,660 Maybe some childhood, like my one childhood toy, 323 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:49,980 which is honestly just a miniature version of a bookshelf 324 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,180 that I kept miniature books on. 325 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:53,019 I enjoyed that. 326 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,140 I was like, hmm, I've got my own little library. 327 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:56,380 This is enjoyable. 328 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,180 Maybe I'll do this when I grow up. 329 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,940 Gather my traveling clothes. 330 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,300 Of course, I go ahead and change 331 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,220 out of my graduation garbs, 332 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:08,100 and I leave those on the bed. 333 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:08,940 I leave them behind. 334 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,660 I don't take them with me. 335 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:14,860 I go ahead and don my traveling gear and clothes. 336 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,620 I'll pick up some food on the way out 337 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:21,620 from some of the patisseries and whatnot 338 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,700 that I know of around town before I leave, 339 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:30,780 and gather paper, quill, ink, 340 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:35,780 and the first book that I ever checked out 341 00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:40,340 from a library, The Legend of the Bladesinger. 342 00:21:41,339 --> 00:21:46,339 Supposedly, it's a mix of fiction and non-fiction. 343 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:49,579 At the heart of the story, there's truth, 344 00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:54,579 but it has been romanticized to make it more palatable 345 00:21:55,339 --> 00:21:59,339 for the non-scholarly, 346 00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:04,339 but it's what fueled my initial desire to learn more, 347 00:22:04,419 --> 00:22:06,500 because I could read between the lines. 348 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,420 You pack these up in your satchel, 349 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:12,900 and go to leave your room, 350 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:17,500 and you still hear the snores echoing up the staircase, 351 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,180 and you make your way back down to the front entryway. 352 00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:23,299 You haven't stirred your father. 353 00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:25,779 In fact, he makes a big cough 354 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,099 as you go to reach for the door, 355 00:22:28,099 --> 00:22:30,819 and you see him kind of flip over, 356 00:22:30,819 --> 00:22:32,940 and the newspapers go everywhere. 357 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:36,980 He's nearly falling off the couch itself. 358 00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:42,380 Seems to have taken to the bottle a little bit more today. 359 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:44,460 I guess he didn't have any clientele coming through, 360 00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:49,259 so let's see if we can make one more run at the register. 361 00:22:49,259 --> 00:22:51,940 And I go over to the cash register behind the counter 362 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:56,900 in an attempt to secure myself a few more traveling funds 363 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:57,940 before I head out. 364 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:02,900 What's the mechanism, if there is one on the register, 365 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:06,740 is it just a drawer, or is there any sort of physical? 366 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:10,340 Oh yeah, I'm imagining a full on register. 367 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:12,780 Either I've gotta get the key, 368 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:14,740 which I know is on his person, 369 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:19,740 or I've got to be deft enough to hit the no sale button 370 00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:21,460 and silence the bell in time. 371 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:26,460 Right, so which one are you gonna try to do here? 372 00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:30,500 He seems inebriated enough to, 373 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,060 I don't know, if the creek at the top of the stairs 374 00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:34,259 didn't wake him up, me opening and closing my door 375 00:23:34,259 --> 00:23:38,539 didn't catch him, it might be best to go for the key. 376 00:23:38,539 --> 00:23:42,339 I'm not as quick as others, 377 00:23:43,579 --> 00:23:46,500 but I trust in his inebriation 378 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,460 more than I trust in my own dexterity, 379 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,779 so the key it is. 380 00:23:51,779 --> 00:23:56,779 And I go over and he's always got like an overcoat on 381 00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:02,740 and the key is always kind of tied to an inside button, 382 00:24:03,619 --> 00:24:07,859 which is, it's the worst method of holding it on there 383 00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:10,220 because really it's not tied to the button, it's looped, 384 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:13,740 but the button being on the inside breast pocket, 385 00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:14,980 little complicated. 386 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:19,299 Still a better bet than trying to keep a bell quiet, 387 00:24:19,299 --> 00:24:21,619 that's gonna automatically ring. 388 00:24:21,619 --> 00:24:25,980 So I move my way over and start to slowly lift 389 00:24:26,259 --> 00:24:30,740 the breast pocket and reach my hand in to pilfer the key. 390 00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:33,940 Make a sleight of hand check please. 391 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,019 I bet I'm bad at that too. 392 00:24:39,339 --> 00:24:40,579 That's a 12. 393 00:24:42,019 --> 00:24:44,980 Okay, you turn your back to the door 394 00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:47,539 and this all crosses through your mind 395 00:24:47,539 --> 00:24:49,940 and you make your way over and you pull open 396 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:52,380 the overcoat, which is loose enough 397 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:57,380 that you're able to find the key, but it is tied on. 398 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:00,500 So you begin to loosen the knot itself 399 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,260 and there's another cough that comes from your old man 400 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:08,260 and he stirs, which you put your hands up 401 00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,780 to give him a moment to see if he settles. 402 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:17,740 And it appears that he has fallen back into slumber 403 00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:20,180 as you go back for the key. 404 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:26,019 And just as it loosens and you are pulling the key out, 405 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,539 there's a swift movement of his hand 406 00:25:31,539 --> 00:25:32,900 as he reaches for you. 407 00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:37,420 Make a dexterity saving throw for me. 408 00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:38,420 That's a 19. 409 00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:44,380 Okay, in his state, big hand reaches. 410 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:47,180 Sorry, we haven't really just described your father. 411 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,460 Bigger man, I'm picturing. 412 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:53,340 Yeah, he's a bigger man for sure. 413 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:58,019 Name is Terry and has pit stains usually. 414 00:25:58,019 --> 00:26:00,460 Of course, chemicals have changed the color 415 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:03,259 of his garments that he wears and everything. 416 00:26:03,259 --> 00:26:06,660 He is always wearing one of his own hats 417 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:10,180 regardless of how ridiculous and unstylish it is, 418 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,900 but he's always trying to sell it off. 419 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,299 Of course. 420 00:26:13,299 --> 00:26:16,819 But yeah, big hairy forearms, 421 00:26:16,859 --> 00:26:19,939 thick calloused hands from accidentally stabbing himself 422 00:26:19,939 --> 00:26:22,099 while drinking and making hats. 423 00:26:22,099 --> 00:26:24,619 Yeah, this big hand comes and reaches for you 424 00:26:24,619 --> 00:26:25,859 and you see it coming. 425 00:26:25,859 --> 00:26:28,980 He's not moving fast, he's inebriated. 426 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:31,899 He's just waking up, then he'd pause wide, 427 00:26:31,899 --> 00:26:34,059 kind of just bumps up against your leg 428 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:36,259 and you have the key in hand though 429 00:26:36,259 --> 00:26:38,220 and he's stumbling down saying, 430 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:41,220 I'm gonna get you, Gudge, get back here. 431 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,179 He's fallen onto the ground 432 00:26:43,179 --> 00:26:45,419 and he's trying to scramble up. 433 00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:47,300 What do you do? 434 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:50,019 I stop and I kind of just go, 435 00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:55,940 Terry, you are a mess of a man. 436 00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:59,860 How I managed to become who I am 437 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:04,860 with you as a father is absolutely beyond my understanding 438 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:09,940 and I actually graduated from a very prestigious school 439 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:12,259 which the fact that it confounds me 440 00:27:12,259 --> 00:27:14,420 should speak volumes alone. 441 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,500 You've missed the taxation payment yet again. 442 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,700 I found the note and I'm gonna go ahead, 443 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,980 take the taxes out of the till, 444 00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:26,820 go to the clerk and take care of it for you. 445 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:30,340 I will put the key back whenever I return home. 446 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,460 Go back to sleep, Terry. 447 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,940 Clearly going for deception at this point. 448 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:36,940 Oh yeah, yeah. 449 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:40,220 Yeah, roll deception with advantage. 450 00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:42,100 He's stumbling trying to get up 451 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,980 and looking at you like, what are you talking about? 452 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:45,820 The 16. 453 00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:48,820 Says that's one good thing you've done 454 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,340 since you've been born, son. 455 00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:54,420 You make sure it's paid or I'll find you. 456 00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:56,780 Absolutely. 457 00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,780 He kind of slumps down on the ground. 458 00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:01,180 Clean yourself up. 459 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,420 You clean yourself up. 460 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,940 Reaches for the bottle 461 00:28:04,940 --> 00:28:06,540 and kind of straightens his overcoat 462 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:08,260 which is all over the place. 463 00:28:08,260 --> 00:28:09,980 Puts his hat back on his head 464 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,260 that had fallen on the ground 465 00:28:11,299 --> 00:28:13,019 and takes a big swig. 466 00:28:13,019 --> 00:28:14,980 I make my way over to the till, 467 00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:17,460 use the key, open it up 468 00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:21,019 and I take half of what's in there, 469 00:28:21,019 --> 00:28:22,819 whatever that may be. 470 00:28:22,819 --> 00:28:26,059 Grab an envelope just in case he's looking, 471 00:28:26,059 --> 00:28:29,740 slip it in there, write a note on the outside of it, 472 00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:32,460 slip it into my traveling jacket pocket 473 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:36,819 and leave the key on the desk 474 00:28:36,819 --> 00:28:39,220 and I look at him and say, 475 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,860 I'll be back by dinnertime, Terry. 476 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:43,700 I leave. 477 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:45,220 You hear just a grumble. 478 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:47,660 It's incoherent and nonsensical 479 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:50,100 as he yells and the door slams shut 480 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:54,420 and you take two gold and five silver. 481 00:28:55,259 --> 00:28:58,259 Not bad haul, not a bad haul. 482 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:02,500 You make your way through the streets of Kingstown 483 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,779 which are bustling with people 484 00:29:04,779 --> 00:29:07,019 and everybody's kind of shoulder to shoulder 485 00:29:07,019 --> 00:29:09,140 bumping through this part of town 486 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:12,460 and you make your way towards the main city gates 487 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:15,060 which extends over a small stream. 488 00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:17,020 The guards, they don't stop you. 489 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:19,580 There's lots of people coming and going. 490 00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:21,580 There's shipments coming on a carriage 491 00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:24,220 and many people heading out to do whatever jobs 492 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:27,020 or adventures they see themselves fit to do. 493 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:32,259 One of the guard catches your eye and gives you a nod. 494 00:29:32,259 --> 00:29:35,060 You recognize him just for being around town 495 00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:36,980 but don't really know him 496 00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:39,380 and as you go over the stream 497 00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:41,860 and up top of this large hill 498 00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:45,299 that oversees the entire sprawling metropolis behind you, 499 00:29:45,299 --> 00:29:47,740 there's big plumes of smoke 500 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:50,259 coming up from the larger industrial style buildings 501 00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:52,180 and manufacturing plants. 502 00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:56,740 You see the school which is framed high on a street 503 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:58,940 on top of a hill inside the city 504 00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:01,740 with a large bricked wall around it 505 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:05,620 to keep the grounds contained. 506 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:09,900 You give one final look at the town behind you 507 00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:14,540 and head out on the road towards Vintersmouth. 508 00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:19,420 I give a sigh of contentment as I turn around 509 00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:22,340 and jump in the air, do a heel click 510 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:24,700 and say, let's make some magic. 511 00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:34,940 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season three, episode 10. 512 00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:38,860 This episode starred Kyle Klasset as Bizard the Wizard 513 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:40,860 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 514 00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:42,779 Also, Amy, Tom and Carla were hanging out 515 00:30:42,779 --> 00:30:43,620 in the middle there. 516 00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:45,539 Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted 517 00:30:45,539 --> 00:30:47,779 and sound design by Russ More. 518 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:50,299 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound 519 00:30:50,299 --> 00:30:52,420 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 520 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:54,779 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 521 00:30:54,779 --> 00:30:57,140 Our amazing cover art and character designs 522 00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:58,539 are by Matt Garbutt. 523 00:30:58,539 --> 00:31:00,940 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 524 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:02,900 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak, 525 00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:05,780 Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, 526 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:08,980 Craig Zeiss, Perry Matey, Angaron Kierzen, 527 00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:11,660 Old School Gamer D, L.A. Branton, 528 00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:14,380 Nathaniel Teeter, Luna and Aaron. 529 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:16,980 And a huge thank you to Cat Waterflame 530 00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:19,100 for the shop names Snip and Twirl 531 00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:21,019 and The Magic Closet, 532 00:31:21,019 --> 00:31:23,060 as well as French Canadian Will 533 00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:25,300 for the shop name The Threads of Fate. 534 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,740 We're building the little street corner there 535 00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:31,180 where Bizarre is spending some time. 536 00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:33,259 We'll find out more about that in the next episode, 537 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:34,100 I'm sure. 538 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,580 Hey, if you want to contribute to this world, 539 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:37,820 we need you. 540 00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:40,060 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 541 00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:42,779 and you can submit names and places 542 00:31:42,779 --> 00:31:45,080 and a whole bunch of other stuff like slang, 543 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,259 which we haven't really got into, 544 00:31:46,259 --> 00:31:49,420 but the city slang like fills out the world for us. 545 00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:51,140 You can do that over at Patreon, 546 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:53,060 plus a whole bunch of other bonus content. 547 00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,860 We've got another one with Kyle coming next week 548 00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:55,940 and it's gonna be a great time 549 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:57,259 and then I think we're all together 550 00:31:57,259 --> 00:31:58,779 and it's gonna be even better. 551 00:31:58,779 --> 00:31:59,900 Fun stuff. 552 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,740 All right, we'll talk to you soon, everybody. 553 00:32:01,740 --> 00:32:02,560 Have a great week. 554 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:03,400 We love you, bye. 555 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:08,380 There is a monumental, 556 00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:11,100 monumentous, monumental, monumental. 557 00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:14,780 There is the monumental sound, 558 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:17,640 monumentous sound of a bell. 559 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,900 I don't know which one sounds better, 560 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:20,000 but I have them both now. 561 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:20,840 You got them both. 562 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,200 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.