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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We will begin in just a moment.

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It's a beautiful bright sunny morning as the doors to City Hall burst open

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and Bench, Oak and Kavlaran come confidently walking out the front door.

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Hands on hips, guitars start up in the background.

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They all reach up and give a huge high five.

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Guess who's back in town today?

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Bench, Kav and Oak came to save the day.

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Been waiting all week, now it's time to play

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with those forms and fires Brood Awakening's on its way.

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We've been hustling, bustling through the night

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with Bench, Kav and Oak. We'll get it right.

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Signatures and stamps were ready to ignite.

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Brood Awakening's future's shining bright.

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The forms are back in town.

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The forms are back in town.

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The forms are back in town.

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A new chapter to crown.

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We said the forms are back in town.

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The forms are back in town.

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The forms are back in town.

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With Bench, Kav and Oak, we're tattoo buddies

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and we'll see you tonight at the Brood Awakening's

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opening, grand opening, grand opening ceremony.

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The forms are back.

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Bench?

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Sorry guys, got a little carried away there.

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Thanks for backing me up though.

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See you tonight.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons,

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a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast.

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I'm your dungeon master Russ More, he, him.

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And Dumbgeons and Dragons stars Amy More as Alydin.

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She, her.

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I've made a big mistake.

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Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him.

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Oh, okay, what's the best?

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Oh, fuck, you got me.

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And Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane.

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She, her.

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Bran always said, never believed her.

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Thought she was, you know, just telling me bedtime stories.

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There are the sound of quiet footsteps

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moving through a very enclosed tunnel space.

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And Tally pipes up and says,

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we've tried a couple nights,

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I think maybe we'll get through tonight.

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So what I heard,

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was that there is some sort of like party or something

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over at the Brood Awakening.

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Oh, so.

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Cause like Bench was gonna like

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not be able to have the Brood Awakening anymore.

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Oh, that would have been really bad

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cause Bench is super nice.

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Yeah, Bench is super cool.

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Yeah, everybody likes Bench.

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Why would they close it?

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Why would they not have a business?

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Well, I don't know if you've been listening,

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like I've been teaching you Tally,

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but lots of people are really sad

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about how much money that they have to give.

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Everybody has to give money.

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I don't have any money.

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We don't have to give money.

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Okay, but if we had money,

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we would have to give it?

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Yes.

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So why would we want to have money?

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Exactly.

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Yeah, the grownups are doing it all wrong.

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Fools.

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But because of that,

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I think everybody's gonna be over at the Brood Awakening.

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So tonight is the night.

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Okay.

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I think so.

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Okay.

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Well, okay.

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So we're here.

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I feel like we've loosened it.

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We've gotten some of the dirt away.

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Do we just give it?

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Can you hear anybody?

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Ellen puts her ear up against the wood.

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Nope.

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Nope, I don't hear anything.

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But you're gonna stay down here.

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I'm gonna stay down here.

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I'll be the lookout.

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Yes.

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And if anything goes wrong up there,

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you gotta run back and you gotta go tell the others.

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That something's gone wrong?

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Yes.

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And then what do you?

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Well, then you wait.

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And then we wait.

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And then you wait.

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And then we wait.

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You don't follow.

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Don't follow.

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Because that's not safe.

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That's not safe.

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But something's gone wrong.

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Yeah, but I can handle myself, Tally.

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Okay.

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What if they find out that I came in through a tunnel?

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Then other people know about our tunnels.

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So are you gonna close the tunnel once you get up there?

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So then they're not gonna know?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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But you're gonna keep an ear out.

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I will keep an ear out.

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And if I scream something like, Tally, run,

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they're not gonna know what I'm talking about.

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You're talking wild.

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Maybe you have an imaginary friend named Tally.

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Tally.

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I'm 14.

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Yeah?

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Okay, help me push.

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You don't have an imaginary friend?

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Help me push.

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Okay, yeah.

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Grown quieter.

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Sorry.

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You're groaning too loud.

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That's right.

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Pipe down on your groaning, Jesus.

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You wanna make a strength check?

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Oh, athletics check.

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I was gonna say, I am so strong.

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With advantage, because you have Tally's help.

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Let me see here.

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So that's a 14.

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Oh shit.

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I can't do it.

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I don't know.

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And then there's the

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sex tape we believe in lime dice okay so that's a 14 oh shit 14 okay it it pushes

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more than it has the previous nights you've managed to clear away some of the

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dirt around the seams that's looked like it's built up and packed in over

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the years you give it a good heave and and some more sand and dirt kind of

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falls down on top of you as it lifts up you think you hear something on the

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other side and you pause for a moment and then after it quiets down again you

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push and feel that the seam releases okay okay okay so here's what we're

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gonna do mm-hmm we're gonna open it okay but just enough for me to slide

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okay okay okay tally gets positions and puts puts her hands up and holds it

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straining underneath it so that you can just shimmy through and I for sure step

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on tally's shoulder of course yeah okay yeah you're doing it okay

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slowly to a point and then there's a sorry what I see you are up inside

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ever pains and you've only really been you know you've walked past it on

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your on your route through looking in so you see the forge where there's

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red light emanating from a grate that's it's illuminating portion of the room

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there's shadows are cast everywhere there's heavy tables off into the side

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and you see the faint outline of tools up on the wall and there is a

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bit of a glow from a back room you pause and you don't hear anybody you

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don't hear anything what do you do oh Alydin is going to very silently

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approach the room not dead-on obviously tiptoes to a wall and just

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you know scooches herself along the wall to try to peer around the corner

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to see what's what is making that light another forge yeah make a stealth

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role since you're trying to be super sneaky Carla do you want to make a

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perception role for no particular reason sure 12 only an 11 for me

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okay this isn't jail now you not as silently as you think you're moving

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through the room but fairly silently I'm child silent your child silent

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moving through the room making your way towards this back area where there

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is a bit of a flickering candle light coming from you peek through a crack

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in this doorway and you see inside that Bonwyn is in fact here what's Bonwyn

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doing Bonwyn is working on her latest order which is something quite

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unusual which she likes something she's never really worked on before her

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client Kahlu Kalei has never really likes to cut their fingernails which

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is like not the best like it's kind of gross but Bonwyn doesn't judge she

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want that gold so what Kahlu Kalei has requested is some sort of like

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fingernail weapon so what Bonwyn is making is a set of a full set of ten

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and they are basically like like armor and then a claw at the end like

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kind of vibe more like it's like armor so it articulates like you can wear it

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on your fingers and it will move and it comes to a very sharp sharp sharp point

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so so more of a Black Panther than Freddy Krueger yeah yeah they're quite

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ornate and beautiful and yeah super light and flexible because it's using

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that estral so they're gonna be really sharp like probably too sharp again this

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isn't Bonwyn's problem why does Kahlu Kalei even want these are they

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getting in scratching fights who knows but they look gorgeous and that's

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actually all that Bonwyn cares about she takes pride in things being

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functional and beautiful and that's what these are so she's quite

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concentrated because there's very small sort of points of articulation

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in each of the finger joints and things like that so she's probably got

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like a jeweler's loop or magnifying glasses or on her face with the light

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coming down and is just quite concentrated oh my god imagine poor

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poor Alydin out there peering in Bonwyn has put it on her hand and is

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testing it out and looking at the joints to see if they're moving

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totally I'm gonna die tonight yes right so you look through the door you see

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Bonwyn working away the door is only open like a crack though like if you

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wanted to get a full view of what you what was just described like you

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would need to do something in order to open the door you know to make

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your way in a little more or at least give you more of a wide view of the

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room it is really curious it doesn't want to get caught but really wants

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to know what she's doing back there I think what I think the curiosity wins

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out in Alydin and she looks around her for something small but heavy she

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picks up a chunk of ore and hucks it at the door the front door not her door to

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her office but like the front door of her establishment what she's hoping is

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that Bonwyn's gonna come out and inspect and then Alydin's gonna slip in the

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door Bonwyn has been so concentrating on this project because she needs to

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deliver in the next couple days that she hasn't really noticed the time

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because she is supposed to be going to benches tonight so she she sort of

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sits up suddenly of course and is like Fane Fane can you I think

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somebody's here or something and obviously no response and then kind of

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actually sits up and looks around and realizes like oh it's dark outside like

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she's just been totally concentrated on this it's like oh fine and so yeah had

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had it on one of her hands as she was like adjusting things takes it off

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puts it down and walks out and say hello is there anybody here and maybe

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goes to kind of near the front door to look and see if somebody you know

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sometimes people mock after hours or whatever it's not totally unusual heck

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Fane could have even come back and been like are you coming because the

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party started like two hours ago we're wrapping it up so yeah so Bonwyn

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comes out making their way towards the door you've tucked yourself away often to

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the side into the shadows as they make their way towards the door you're gonna

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try and bolt into the back room or sneak into the back room sneak in yeah

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all right no child can run quietly even Alydin knows this make another

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stealth role please she's sorty and she's all gangly and weird all right

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let's try this one oh fuck off it's a six and that's my plus three bonus

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you're in jail too so Bonwyn you making your way to the front to go see if

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there's somebody who knocked you you look down and you see this loose piece

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of ore that was what was thrown that you kind of stub your toe on and then

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you hear a gasp I walk in and I see the claws up you know probably didn't

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just lay them down you probably have like some sort of like hand mannequin

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yeah like a mold or something yeah just yes a hannigan is what I'm gonna

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call it now yeah with these giant claws and Alydin can't help her help

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herself she just goes like I've made a big mistake I mean of course Bonwyn

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hears this but also hears like the tone of that gasp is that this sounds

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like female and young probably so I don't think she's gonna like go back

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guns blazing I think she's going yeah I think she is curious also and maybe

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stealths her way back across the room to see what's going on and who's in there

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like she's armed at all times essentially with like heavy blunt weapons

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so she's not too worried not concerned yeah yeah definitely want me to stealth

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yeah let's roll a stealth see how much sneaking happens I think oh I do

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have good stealth so that is a 16 how long are you standing at the door

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watching me looking at this thing yeah I feel like it's a moment where I'm like come over to the

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door and and I see that it is this little ragamuffin so yeah I'm kind of

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just watching to see cuz I don't know is she gonna try and steal stuff

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is she what's she doing a great feeling when you know you have the

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upper hand and you're just like I wonder what's gonna happen next what

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choices is this person gonna play out so Alydin you're standing there for however long but you

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feels like ages after after an amount of time as you are inspecting looking

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at inspecting this thing that made you gasp you get the sense that

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there's somebody behind I don't think that Alydin goes up to inspect the

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item I think she sees super scary fucked up claw hand thing and goes oh no no no

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and she knows when to quit and so she's like backing it slowly probably

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being like oh okay no this wasn't this wasn't the place this wasn't the

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place mm-hmm okay no I'm just gonna go back down I think so and as she's

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slowly backing away I think backs straight up and it's like pretty cool

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hey yeah super sharp so dangerous I worked really hard on those for about

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a month I'm sorry you were telling me some sort of nonsense you're here to

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inspect you know what I'm just really sorry that's okay I mean it's not ideal

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you really shouldn't be coming in here no I know this was the wrong thing

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sneaking yeah sneaking in here wasn't I don't love it and at your door and I

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think I dented it too I'm really sorry about that too and now and I

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can pay you for that mm-hmm I think so so I can just come back later

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during business hours and and and I I can repair that door for you can you

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know just looks like it needs a good sand right okay yeah yeah yeah and then

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probably like a quick furnish yeah I mean those are those are words related

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to doors so that's I I can do that in the morning for you mm-hmm do you

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want to see that closer up and I point at the hand oh not realizing that that

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probably sounds really scary art are you honest you want to play a game

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yeah how it is like oh um you know it looks like real sharp are you gonna

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stab me with it oh just let me you know what it gives me a weapon to

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like make it a fair fight okay I have this bucket um and she starts

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like swing the bucket a little bit no no we don't need to fight I mean if you

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want to fight we can't but I didn't mean we were gonna fight no no no I

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just thought because you sort of gassed and I thought maybe you thought

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it was cool and I think it's cool I've been working so hard on this so

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let's like it's like scary cool it's um oh yeah it's really scary it's

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super dangerous I'm so too young to like know have something like that you

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know what you know what that's a great instinct yeah um but like coming in

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here wasn't I realize that now okay so I should like just go back okay um are

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you hungry yes oh there's some there's there's more than one of you where's

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that voice coming from

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hey friends thanks for being here hopefully having a great week I hope so

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Russ said he wasn't gonna be here and now he's here so I feel like it's

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really thrown off all the plans Russ that Amy and Tom and I made just with

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our eyes yeah oh yes we were you said I'm just gonna pop out can you

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weed for 10 minutes

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okay fair enough well I'm sorry to throwing you off I was gonna let the

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dog out but he's sleeping so I thought I could come join my friends but I

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guess not I mean you're definitely not supposed to wake sleeping dogs we

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know that yeah steer this ship honey go for it so we were gonna talk about

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book club we're gonna book club book club we meet quarterly all patrons are

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welcome you can go to patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and this month

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ha this quarter we're meeting on March 7th um so you still have time to

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read the book yeah if you're kind of keen that's like a week you got time

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you got time and this month we are reading a snake fell to earth by

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Darcy little badger and I've finished yet but it's a delight so far so read

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it come join us it's really fun absolutely and or don't read it come

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join us here's talk about this book and other things speaking of other

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things that happen for our patrons we dedicate an episode every time to one

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of our patrons so thank you Jordan McKenzie Jordan McKenzie doesn't that

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sound like a cool kid it's such a cool kid name maybe like he might not have

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been the quarterback but he was on the football or the cheerleader it's it

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could be like basketball team Jordan McKenzie that's fun okay I was

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thinking just like cool kid like not it not a sports kid like a kid I

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would think was cool so I guess Jordans are all things yeah so thanks

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Jordan if you're a Jordan out there you can be anything you want you can be

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anything you want it we just we just plotted out several different futures

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for you and that's it for today's middle place featuring like 75% less

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for us which you know put in the comments don't hurt my feelings

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okay we'll talk to you soon bye oh there's some there's there's more than

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one of you where's that voice coming from no that um I am a voice thrower

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Wow and you do different voices with the throwing that's really cool yeah

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join the circus or something that would be so cool um it's just I made a whole

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thing of like crudités and stuff and I'm heading out and I was gonna bring

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it with me but there's a lot so like if you wanted like some veggies and

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some cookies and it's fine maybe maybe just a couple for the road

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they're not poisoned right no no I wasn't actually going to bring a

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poison tray of food to my friends no I would these were okay I'm gonna

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eat these so yeah no no safe here let me just I'll just are you just right in

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the bucket yes please she holds her bucket bond when he put some stuff

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together to take two benches because she doesn't love the food there but I

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mean it's a lot of fried options and just it's nice to have something to

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snack on and it's kind of like a party atmosphere because brute

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awakenings back open you can bring something to a party yeah that's what

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she has also realized now that she's quite late so like probably she's the

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only one even gonna eat this food so yeah I'm Baldwin what's your name oh

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I I know um Alydin oh hey Alydin nice to meet you yes you too um you

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are very nice right now um considering that I am in here and and I did not get

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permission so you didn't get permission I you know what I could be

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wrong I'm usually a very good judge of character though I don't think you're

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gonna take anything no see I just like to look at stuff okay and what

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about your friend you want I'll put it I'll just put a couple extra things in

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that yeah that'd be great sometimes my throne voice is also hungry and likes

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the the cookies that have the raisins in it I'm tally oh my god tally and

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Bonway does move over obviously to where the voice is coming from it was

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huh you know my gran always said that there was tunnels that ran totally

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under the city but oh yeah that I didn't that I didn't really believe her

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but I should have no it's just a myth and if there are any noises coming

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and I'm gonna I'm gonna lift it up you know what you don't gotta it's a

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Matthew here as the door opens and you see yeah you see tally who's tally even

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smaller than Alydin yeah nice nice to meet you why don't you just come on up

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yeah of course I'm not gonna hurt you totally fine fancy meeting you here

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and I kind of like look down like huh yeah gran always said never believed

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her thought she was you know just telling me bedtime stories and I'm

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gonna put the thing back down and like push something over top of it there

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that's probably a good idea yeah tally hi we're gonna talk about this later

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about what about following directions I you didn't yell tally run I didn't but

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I also said that if anything happened that you run back I don't know if

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that's true well you know it's true you know it's true now tally what I'm sorry

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to do this in front of bond one we can't use these tunnels no more well I

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mean that's just one door there are many doors yeah I was gonna say I'm

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not telling you not to use the tunnels I'm just asking you to please

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not use the tunnel into my place of business oh I promise I won't insane

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sleeps down here I got my place upstairs it I would feel weird you guys

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seem very nice but if like a bunch of like I did not let's just assume that

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entrance is like we're the only ones who know about them well we were well

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I mean I did not know that you guys also live here cuz like that was super

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weird to come into somebody's house that we would never do that oops we

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thought we were just gonna see some like cool stuff and and see what you

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got going on here no it's um yeah um maybe if you like you could come back

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tomorrow or another time in the day to that door um yeah number one you got

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to fix that door and then maybe I could just show you around a little

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bit if you're curious about like what happens in here I can show you it's

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super interesting and cool we make all kinds of awesome stuff as they're

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listening to Bonwyn they're absolutely picking out on the food that tell or

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that's in Alydin's bucket they're just like mm-hmm mm-hmm why don't you

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I've actually got a get over to Brewed Awakening it's a whole thing they

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were closed anyway um yeah why don't you come back sometime Alydin Tally so

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nice to meet you and we will pay you back for the food and don't worry about

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that in fact yeah oh yeah well yeah cuz if you have money you have to give

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it away that's that's what they say absolutely ain't that the truth yeah

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especially in this town cuz we cuz we heard that Brewed Awakening and that

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bench almost it wasn't allowed to open it anymore yeah and we thought

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you know what if nothing else you guys should come to the next Business

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Association meeting because there's always lots of snacks and we mostly

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just get mad about you know the mayor and paying taxes and it's kind of a

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fun kind of a fun night but mostly snacks sounds fun okay we are an

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independently owned business independent contractors yes we do freelancers yes

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yes so we can help too we do work for free no no no what we will we work

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off we're gonna cuz cuz you gave us this stuff and that's super that was

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super nice of you but but we will like totally pay you back and and and and I

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have sandpaper over back home and yeah I will be here first thing in the

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morning fixing that door and as she's talking she's they're slowly moving

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back to the the front entry not the covered up tunnel like trying to move

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like a work and I think as we're like moving towards the door I'm like

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picking up the trays that I was gonna take with me and we probably all like

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sort of exit through the front door together and I very obviously like pull

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a big key out of my pocket and lock the door that's a good idea safety

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first yeah yeah well like I said wonderful to meet you both and I hope

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I see around and I kind of like throw a couple more things in the in the book

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oh thank you oh thanks Bonwyn yeah that's you're really kind um Tally we

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should go we're going yeah okay okay good night bye you're dead

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we cut over to the brood awakening and the door opens there's a there's a

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loud and joyous band playing and everybody's singing in chorus is bond

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when you enter with your your trays of crudite and everybody all together now I

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get knocked down

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June June you gotta keep it down days is just over there

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ah he gets it hey everybody sorry I'm late just congratulations bench oh thank

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you yeah rousing party having a great time so happy I put on it looks amazing

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in here I did that one wall over there didn't quite dry in time but you know

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the rest did so don't lean against that wall is your tip yeah yeah it's

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not great and you look and you see a guy who was leaning against the wall

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and steps away from it and his back is entirely pink a bond when they'll get

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you a drink put your platters down we got the we got fried stuff you know

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yeah Kavlaran just help yourself if you like to eat a vegetable up to you

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I've been known to dabble every now and then all right well yeah help

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yourself June oh everybody just to help yourself thing comes over and

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says what took you so long oh man the craziest thing just happened but I

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can I'll tell you later okay this is a party yeah no it's fine

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Cav was just telling me about is the work he's doing here oh okay is it

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really like numbers based because that I mean kind of but that's like the the

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the inner workings of it the overall scope is uh there's like a lot of

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money that gets spent in this town yeah have you seen that gold fountains

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yeah like the statues and change the statues face every other week it's it's

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pretty crazy right yeah so anyway yeah I was just I've been looking into like

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where this money's been being spent huh yeah I mean if you have any questions

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about like history down in the artisan district and and sort of the way the

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tax rate has risen from like you know sort of reasonable yeah a reasonable rate

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that like sort of kept us in in road repairs and schools and things and then

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kept increasing really steadily to about the 80% rate is that ridiculous

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whoa it is ridiculous June and the schools are closed and it's well I was

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gonna say like the roads look like they're in bad shape so is that not

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continued the level of care is not continued with the spending shitty

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roads dumb kids yeah that could be our town motto but I'd really rather it was

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sorry you probably don't want to talk about work here but we have like a

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business association meeting first Tuesday of every month at my place I

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at Everbane so if you want to like get a feel for how things are kind of

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in that district of the town so I'd love to come by oh my god I didn't

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even tell you the best part oh oh you got me yeah oh it's some snacks the best

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little sandwiches from tiny sandwich tiny sandoz and more yeah you might need

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to fight fame for the snacks cuz they usually get to clean up whatever is

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left yeah you don't have to fight me much they're looking pretty strong

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but I'll take it into consideration

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the evening carries on and everybody has a few drinks more and the band begins

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to quiet down and it's just the last few of you who are hanging out as

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benches cleaning up a little bit and ushering some folks out the door as

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he shuts the door behind a group of drunk individuals there's a what

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sounds like a heavy knock at the door and he takes a few steps away and then

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hears the knock and then walks back and opens the door and there's nobody

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there but there is a piece of paper that's been nailed to the door and he

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says oh what the fuck is this and you all turn at that and he pulls it

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off and he says oh oh they didn't shut me down it's good I've only been

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open less than 24 hours walks over and says adventurers wanted it looks like

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Ignatius is calling for a group of adventurers to go up into the

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mountains and he puts it down and goes back and picking up a few more

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glasses as he goes put that down in front of you yeah yeah I just did a

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new weapon for Ignatius so I kind of figured he'd be putting out the call

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soon call for what exactly oh um well sometimes the nobles I don't know if it

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was like this in Kingstown but they like to play at being like fun

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adventurers and they go off and they try and find treasure and like

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basically like hire normal people to like escort them out in to do an

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adventure I've been okay so that yeah they're essentially cosplaying yes yes

461
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:57,039
yes they're like just just playing at needing to work for money and that's

462
00:35:57,039 --> 00:36:03,519
fun it's like camping I mean your tone implies otherwise yeah yeah like

463
00:36:03,519 --> 00:36:08,939
camp like camping yeah yeah they usually bring someone to like cook

464
00:36:08,939 --> 00:36:13,199
fancy meals and carry all of their things but of course the adventurers

465
00:36:13,199 --> 00:36:18,519
just like do the work carry their own gear I mean it's not the worst way to

466
00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:24,119
spend a weekend I don't think but he pays okay he does pay okay you have

467
00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:31,279
that one fun one June that's right I shot a rabbit yeah it didn't see it

468
00:36:31,279 --> 00:36:35,199
come like one of those big rabbits yeah not like Kavlaran you're

469
00:36:35,199 --> 00:36:39,480
probably thinking like yeah who hasn't shot a rabbit but this is like one of those like a

470
00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:47,719
big rabbit yeah okay it had fangs it had fangs it's not just like you know a

471
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:51,679
little fluffy bunny terrifying rabbit it was pretty terrifying I don't shoot

472
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:58,800
things unprovoked it started and June just like stone-cold

473
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:03,320
killer if you're lucky sometime if June ever invites you over for tea you

474
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,199
can see that she has used the fur from the giant rabbit to make this

475
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,960
great cover for a couch and there's like a big tail it's like a cushion it's

476
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:18,160
incredible mm-hmm and it's antlers are on the wall mm-hmm okay June a lot more

477
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:22,520
hardcore than I initially thought I love it June is hardcore days ear

478
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:27,360
muffs Roger your muffs it up June what do you think about the cops fuck

479
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:32,400
the police yeah June's kind of hardcore love it yeah cav I mean we

480
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,720
know we had fun on boys night but like this is a this would be a great

481
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:40,760
way to get to know some of the nobles and see how they funnel money I mean you

482
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:45,680
said you you mentioned yeah we're like off of the mountains at some point too

483
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,400
like you've been around right yeah a hundred percent yeah I didn't even

484
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,840
think about going out there to like see this in action but that makes

485
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,760
total sense there's usually a bit of like a recruitment process you got

486
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:02,160
to kind of work through but look I mean do the stairs a couple times

487
00:38:02,159 --> 00:38:07,279
before and then you'll be okay well I mean we both know that's not true you're a big strap in person

488
00:38:07,279 --> 00:38:11,319
you're you're you're gonna be fine do you would you like to do it I mean I

489
00:38:11,319 --> 00:38:20,599
know Ignatius so does does the mayor ever go on these hmm okay but like

490
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:25,039
people who know the mayor close oh yeah yeah all of that class tight with

491
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:28,920
all of them yeah okay yeah totally like sign me up

492
00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:37,400
yeah that sounds great okay to like spy I mean just to get a general lay of the

493
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:42,800
land sure and maybe get a couple coppers to fix a fucking hole in your

494
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:59,420
Dory just put we hear the sound of a quiet conversation that is picking up

495
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:03,039
as we get closer to Alydin and Tali who are making their way back home

496
00:39:03,039 --> 00:39:09,080
through the streets I'm really I'm really sorry for saying saying that I

497
00:39:09,079 --> 00:39:13,159
was there she sounded very nice through the through the through the wooden the

498
00:39:13,159 --> 00:39:20,440
floor well we we're really lucky that she is nice you didn't see that claw

499
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:25,679
thing in the back room it was terrifying Tali listen you know I'm the

500
00:39:25,679 --> 00:39:29,679
bravest person so brave I mean you found those times you went in this

501
00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:35,519
time I was beat my pants I thought I was gonna die in the tunnels no with

502
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:39,960
the big claw hand glove thing yeah no that's that sounds very scary I'm glad I

503
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:44,039
didn't see that as I've I got in there I probably would have screened well and

504
00:39:44,039 --> 00:39:47,639
you know what though yeah that could have been a bad situation could you

505
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:53,280
should have just followed directions sounded it sounded fine I know I'm

506
00:39:53,280 --> 00:40:00,519
sorry it's okay you're little you have a lot to learn and don't eat all

507
00:40:00,519 --> 00:40:06,519
these you got to bring some back okay she pulls a bucket away from her as you

508
00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:12,559
round the corner towards the stables you see a couple people putting up

509
00:40:12,559 --> 00:40:19,199
signs on posts and doorways you kind of tuck off to the side as they're

510
00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:24,559
making their way past the stables and they keep going along their way not

511
00:40:24,559 --> 00:40:30,079
noticing you or hearing you you carry down slowly making sure they're gone

512
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:34,319
and then you go up to one of these signs and it's got a pile of gold in

513
00:40:34,319 --> 00:40:39,480
the center of the piece of paper and above it it says adventures wanted it

514
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:48,719
has a time and to meet outside the barracks the next day oh oh I think I

515
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:53,119
know how we can pay bond went back and when I say we I mean me oh yeah

516
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:56,000
of course tell you what you lost a little bit of trust I'm not gonna lie

517
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,679
I understand I also didn't break it break the door tally I didn't break the

518
00:41:01,679 --> 00:41:10,840
door I dented it with a rock I don't hear the difference breaking something

519
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,880
implies that it's a big break but here's the thing I don't like to be

520
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,639
in debt to no one of course these cookies they mean something these

521
00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:23,559
cookies mean I owe her a favor that door means I owe her a favor I do not

522
00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:33,119
like oh and people stuff so if I go and do this oh are you an adventurer what

523
00:41:33,119 --> 00:41:37,719
I could be absolutely you could be I'm really brave you're really brave I have

524
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:42,119
skills you have skills I could do this and then I can bring the money

525
00:41:42,119 --> 00:41:46,759
back and I can give what I owe to Bonwyn what we owe well we owe to

526
00:41:46,759 --> 00:41:53,000
Bonwyn collectively and then even probably have some left over to put a

527
00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:57,840
lock on our door a lock on our door you saw that big key that was a pretty big

528
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:02,920
key that that probably keeps pretty big things out that's right probably keep

529
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:08,079
those animals out you're gonna do this tomorrow mm-hmm yeah I think so she

530
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:17,960
rips it down folds it up puts it in her bucket

531
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:23,639
Dumbgeons and Dragons season 3 episode 8 this episode starred Amy More as

532
00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:29,159
Alydin Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave and

533
00:42:29,159 --> 00:42:34,039
Russ More as your dungeon master dialogue editing by Carla Maxted and

534
00:42:34,039 --> 00:42:38,240
sound design by Russ More this episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

535
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:43,240
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound boom library and sound ideas our

536
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:47,400
amazing cover art and character designs are by Matt Garbutt a huge

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Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss, Perry Mady, Ongarong

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Kierzen, Old School Gamer D, LA Branton, Nathaniel Teeter, Luna and Erin

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