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[8.2s] Kav and Bench are wandering the streets of Vintersmouth trying to figure out where the
[16.2s] hell they left Oak the night previous. You'd just left the Suite Apothecary where you'd
[22.6s] found out that Oak had on him a vial of breath freshener as well as potentially a love potion
[31.3s] of sorts. Which you immediately thought was for you. Absolutely. You're going through
[37.0s] your bag and your pockets trying to figure out like where it is and you reach into
[41.8s] your left pocket and there is a small handful of sawdust which originally perhaps you
[51.0s] overlooked or you didn't really care about. But now that you hold it in your hand, Bench looks
[56.6s] down and says, hey, what's that? Sawdust? I'm not sure from what type of tree though.
[64.6s] Bench bends down and squints very closely at it.
[67.2s] Kav takes a little lick of it with his tongue. Nope, that didn't help.
[73.5s] Well, if we look it's more like, what do we call it, shavings. Shavings, yes. So it's very thin,
[81.8s] very fine. It's not like dust. Oh, is that not? I always thought it was sawdust. That's not
[87.6s] what this is? It could be sawdust, but why am I little French now? Get on the chopper,
[97.0s] there it is. Move back in the throat. He said the French tree is a muppet.
[102.6s] You know, he's a fun guy. Okay. Yeah, no, it's like perhaps shavings of sorts.
[109.8s] Some of these are a little smaller, obviously. What do you use shavings for?
[119.1s] Pencils have shavings. Pencils have shavings. But you don't use them for anything.
[124.8s] Do you often put pencil shavings in your pocket? No, I don't. How'd they get there?
[132.2s] I don't know. This is going to be the mystery that breaks us. It's not missing Oak.
[140.6s] How'd these pencil shavings get in my pocket? Side quest. Oak will be fine,
[144.7s] he'll figure it out. He's from here. We gotta get to the bottom of these shavings.
[149.0s] Bench and calve begin walking again. And as we pan out on the scene, as they're questioning
[159.2s] these shavings or sawdust, they walk past a pet store. Roll perception.
[169.7s] Oh, that's a 19 before any bonuses. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, 23. Holy jeez.
[176.8s] It's really upsetting that you roll really well. Bench rolled an eight. So bench is
[182.2s] perception. Bench is very focused on the shavings. But you walk by this pet store
[187.9s] and it doesn't register at first. But once you get like 10 paces past, you stop because
[194.6s] you feel like you saw something in the front showcase of this pet store, which causes you
[201.4s] to turn around, where we find you now standing staring at Oak sleeping inside of a pet cage
[210.6s] inside of the pet store. Bench, check it out. Have you figured out the shavings?
[216.2s] No, even better. Just look at the window. He's like framing it. He's a prices rate model.
[223.9s] How did he get it? Did we go to the pet store? I don't know. I guess. Did we buy anything?
[231.0s] Do you have a peppy in your pocket? Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, a D&D fifth edition
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[244.4s] stars Amy More as Alydin. She, her. It's not like popping in and out of like a bakery or a
[251.5s] market. The people who go in there have a reason to be in there. Tom Laird as Kavlarin
[256.9s] He, him. Let's just take a little peek at your back here. Just confirm that for you. And Carla
[263.1s] Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane. She, her. Let's enjoy our little staycation over here on the
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[279.0s] free trial. And now fuck it. Let's play. Bonwyn, you and Thane are exiting city hall
[295.6s] where you just gone to try and find either Oak or Kavlarin, the new forensic auditor in town.
[303.2s] Um, and the, the woman at the front desk has said that neither of them have shown up today.
[310.4s] We see you walking past the enormous fountain, golden fountain outside the city hall, heading
[318.9s] back down the stairs. And Thane says, don't all city workers have to be here during the day?
[326.6s] I mean, I thought that was sort of how things worked. I mean, I've never, I've always been
[333.8s] self-employed. I don't really know all these sort of like bureaucratic jobs work, but my
[338.7s] understanding was that it was like a five days a week and you were expected to be there.
[343.4s] Even if you were just like gossiping with your coworkers the whole time, even if you.
[347.0s] It makes me nervous. Cause like every time Oak's out of the office, there's usually an
[353.6s] increase in some sort of monetary gain for the city.
[358.6s] Oh, I hadn't thought of that. But he hasn't been in, you think he'd have to like go in,
[363.8s] get some kind of directive to be a little jerk and then head back out. He hasn't done
[369.3s] that yet. That's true. That's true. But I am worried, like I want to meet this Kavlarin
[375.2s] person. So what's the story? Are they already, are they already fighting to take down
[381.7s] the government? And we missed it? I feel like, I feel like that's, that's like maybe,
[389.9s] maybe they've got the paperwork, they've got it all in order. I don't know how these
[394.0s] internal meetings work. I forgot Oak was with him. There's no chance that's what's
[397.8s] happening. Assuming they're together, if they're both not here, you'd have to
[401.0s] assume they're together. And yeah, Oak is not taking down the government. Oak's clearly
[405.9s] the love child of Nina and the mayor. Like they are just in it to, in it to win it.
[413.9s] Yeah. In it to waste it. Is that anything? It could be. Look at this fountain. This is
[420.1s] what's inspiring these awesome jokes. Yeah, no, it's totally obscene.
[427.4s] Where did they even get all this going? Yeah, I think we know. Maybe we make our
[432.0s] way back. Maybe we find them as they're shaking down all of the artisans. Oh,
[438.9s] okay. Hmm. I haven't even met Kavlar, but it makes me sad because like I'd sort of
[443.3s] built up in my mind that he was going to be this crusader for justice. But you're
[447.0s] right. Like maybe we can put this out there. Maybe he is. Maybe he's trying to just
[452.5s] get them set up to a point where, uh, walk and talk, walk and talk. We got to
[457.8s] move away from this fountain. I'm getting splashback here. I don't like it.
[462.1s] Maybe he's trying to help us. He just doesn't know it yet. But he just doesn't
[469.7s] know it yet. Or maybe he does know it, but like he just, because he doesn't know us,
[474.6s] help us by incriminating, getting incriminating evidence. Oh, I mean, I guess we really don't
[482.8s] have any idea. So are you, we don't even know these people. We don't even, I mean,
[487.8s] I know Oak. We went to school together. Do we really know Oak? Well, I've known him
[493.3s] for like decades. Yeah. But when was the last time you like hung out with Oak? Oh God,
[498.2s] never. My boy. Exactly. Okay. So like his mom was like always a big presence. Uh,
[505.8s] his mom's very sweet. Such a lovely lady. I don't know what happened. I think the last time
[511.4s] I hung out with him was like, Oh God, Gerpret's seventh grade birthday party. So like it's been
[520.3s] a minute. That's the last time I think we had a conversation. Me and Oak. We could go to
[527.4s] Brew Awakening. Sure. Yeah. Cause he's like tight with Bench. So it's possible they're
[532.6s] there. I mean, we're already here across the bridge, right? Let's do it. Ah, it's worth a
[536.8s] shot. We're not, we're clearly, we're taking the day off too. So, you know, let's,
[541.2s] let's enjoy our little staycation over here on the Richie side of the bridge. Business is
[545.6s] slow right now. You know, let's take a moment for us. Breathe the fresh air that
[549.8s] they have on this side of the river. They do have fresh air over here. It is nice.
[556.7s] We cut inside of Tezu's, uh, the, the pet store
[561.1s] and Bench and Cav are overlooking a sleeping Oak.
[567.4s] When the proprietor Tezu, she comes out from the back as the bell rings and looks at you.
[574.2s] It says he's been there all day. I tried to shake him awake a little bit and just
[580.9s] snored a little louder. Do you know him? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how he ended up
[590.0s] there, but we'd, uh, yup. That's, uh, that's Oak. Well, the door was left open in the back.
[595.2s] I assumed somebody like stole some things, but they just moved. They moved the baby sheep that
[602.4s] was in there and they stole the baby sheep. No, didn't steal the baby sheep. The baby sheep
[607.5s] is in the back. They put it in another cage, but then this Oak here was, was inside the
[615.4s] cage. So I, I couldn't put two and two together. Okay. Uh, well, I mean, that would be four.
[623.2s] I know that one. Um, can we collect him for you? Please take him off my hands. Uh,
[633.8s] won't, won't charge sticker price for him. I appreciate that. It's a buy one, get one sale.
[641.3s] Yeah. Uh, yeah. Do you have any pets? I mean, we can, we can set you up with some nice feed.
[645.6s] Uh, I don't know. Um, Bench, do you have any pets? Well, um, no, but I might be in the market
[654.6s] for a sheep. Okay. Well, we'll, we'll circle back to that. I thought you guys are going
[660.1s] to get a leash for Oak. Stop wandering. It's more of a harness situation. Um, okay. Well,
[668.0s] yeah, we'll just, uh, we'll go grab him and we'll be out of your hair. Uh, lickety split.
[673.6s] Don't even worry about it. Okay. Um, that's totally fine. If he, if he wakes up, uh,
[679.0s] when he wakes up, I sure hope he wakes up. He does seem to be breathing still, right?
[683.7s] You can see like a little bit of like fog of the glass where he's breathing.
[688.0s] Feather. He's that close to the glass. Oh, he's like smushed up against it. Yeah.
[693.0s] Uh, well, when he wakes up, if you can figure out like how, so I can prevent this from happening
[699.4s] again, because people haven't been coming in today. Sure. Yep. Nope. Totally get it. Uh,
[706.7s] again. I'm so sorry. I had to convince the guard that I wasn't selling people.
[712.6s] I mean, has this happened before? No. Okay. Then that should have been a pretty easy
[718.3s] conversation to have. Yeah. I mean it, the fact that I had to have the conversation though was
[723.4s] well sure, but it wasn't a hard conversation is all I'm saying. You were pretty easy to explain.
[728.7s] Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We'll, we'll just go grab him and we'll be,
[733.1s] yeah, don't even, yeah, we'll just be right there. Bench, come on. Oh,
[736.6s] it's just looking at the baby sheep is very soft and fluffy. Um, I give, I give, uh,
[742.8s] okay. A little like slap on each cheek. Oh, you've got to get up. You've got to get up.
[749.1s] Yeah. Let me lift the tiny baby up. Oh, you're late for work. Wait for life. Wait for work.
[756.9s] Why didn't she wake me up? I knew that would work. I knew it. Why am I in here? Why does
[763.7s] it smell? What's happening? Great questions. We'll just once take you home and we'll try to
[770.2s] figure those out on the way. Okay. Okay. Hi. Hi, Tazoo. I'm not sure. I'll see you later.
[779.0s] Probably not. Not today anyway. Well, I got to get some goldfish food later,
[783.2s] but we'll save it. Maybe tomorrow would be better for that. Okay.
[788.4s] The three of you slowly exit the establishment as Tazoo brings the sheep back out.
[796.6s] Um, Bench looks longingly at the sweet sheep as it's tucked back into the cage in the front.
[804.1s] Uh, the three of you are heading off down and back towards, uh, well, I assume Oak's home
[811.6s] because he is looking very bad. Yeah, we got to get him cleaned up for sure. Yeah. Um,
[818.0s] um, what happened last night?
[824.2s] You know what? It's a great question and we don't really have the answer.
[830.0s] Okay. But, um- Well, I'm glad you found me.
[834.1s] I mean, we both got matching tattoos. Are you part of the, the matching tattoo brigade here,
[839.6s] Oak? We got matching tattoos? And Oak's looking, he like pulls up his sleeves,
[845.6s] checking his arms. He's looking at his shoulders, his chest, his back. He's like,
[851.8s] I don't see anything. Well, let's just, well, just take a little peek at your back here,
[856.8s] just confirm that for you. Uh, he turns around, you lift his shirt, um, and there's,
[865.8s] up from the pants, uh, there is a page, uh, that runs up into a certain tramp stamp area
[874.6s] down onto his posterior. Classy. Is there anything? A little small one, a little tiny,
[883.4s] little tiny baby. Cool. Cool. Love it. Yeah. Oh, what a bonding experience we'll never remember.
[891.1s] A hundred percent. Yeah. But hey, we've got the, we've got the proof of it. That's true.
[895.4s] That's true. I don't have proof of many things. And, uh, as you tuck the shirt back
[902.0s] down, uh, Bonwyn and Thayne, you walk around the corner and you see Benj and Oak, um,
[908.2s] and with another man with them. And, uh, Thayne says, I think, I think that's them. Oh,
[913.4s] why are they looking at Oak's butt? I don't know. Should we? I've already started to like
[917.8s] raise my hand to wave, but now I'm a bit like, I'm starting to lower it because maybe
[922.2s] they're having like a private moment on the public street. Uh, like one does.
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[1023.1s] Bench definitely sees you, uh, do that. And he's, uh, hey, hey, hey, come on over Bench.
[1031.3s] How's it going, buddy? Oh, it's pretty good. Wild night,
[1034.2s] wild night. Uh, we just found Oak. He was in the sheep cage. I was, I was in the sheep's
[1040.4s] cage. We don't really know how he got there, but yeah, that's where you found him.
[1045.8s] Are you okay? Me?
[1049.5s] Yeah. I mean, your mom must be so worried. Were you out all night?
[1052.9s] Oh, I didn't even think of that. Were you guys partying at Tezos?
[1056.2s] I think so. Again, not, not super sure.
[1060.2s] I do have a lot of shavings in places and we have matching tattoos. You want to see?
[1066.7s] Oh, is that why, is that why you guys were, because we came around the corner and I thought,
[1075.4s] wow, they're really just staring at Oak's butt, hey?
[1077.8s] Yeah, they sure were.
[1080.0s] Cool. You guys got butt tattoos too?
[1082.6s] Uh, well, no, just, uh, Oak got that location. Um, yeah, you know, I got, uh,
[1088.5s] we got page one, two, and three, uh, of the, guess what? It's of the paperwork to save my
[1095.3s] business. Oh, Bench.
[1099.1s] Yeah. Yeah, this is maybe, this is maybe like, this might move up to now the second most
[1106.0s] embarrassing tattoo you have.
[1109.7s] Can't shoot a look at Bench.
[1111.2s] Maybe.
[1114.4s] I'm sorry, I'm being rude.
[1115.9s] Bonwyn, this is Kavlaran.
[1118.1s] Yeah, I'm just looking at Oak's butt, but it's, um, Bonwyn.
[1122.6s] Yeah.
[1123.8s] Proprietor of Everbane's, um.
[1126.2s] Oh, uh, the blacksmith, um.
[1129.0s] Yeah, yeah, so this is Thane. I think maybe you've met them?
[1134.2s] Uh, you know what?
[1135.0s] In passing, I think. Yeah, it's a pleasure to meet you.
[1137.1s] You look familiar, yeah.
[1137.9s] Yeah, yeah, nice to meet you.
[1139.4s] Yeah, so, uh, Thane does most of the, like, uh, heavy work. I've sort of moved
[1143.8s] more into, uh, finesse work. Yeah.
[1146.5s] Oh, cool. Any, uh, made anything, like, super cool lately?
[1149.9s] Oh, man, um, yeah, I mean, I've made, like, a really cool elven short sword.
[1159.6s] I'm working on this new thing where it's kind of, um, it's a really light metal.
[1164.2s] I have this really cool thing.
[1165.6s] And I feel like Bonwyn just kind of, like, really goes on and on,
[1170.4s] because this is her passion, right?
[1172.2s] Probably to the point that is, like, more than is strictly, like, interesting
[1178.9s] for literally anyone else.
[1180.9s] Cav was, like, actively engaged for the first minute, and then when it dragged
[1184.3s] on to, like, minute five, it was like, oh, okay, yeah.
[1186.4s] As I'm explaining the process of, like, how I smelt things, and then-
[1190.6s] Oak is, like, leaned up against Bench.
[1193.5s] Maybe at this point, I sort of, like, look at, like, I see that Thane is, like-
[1197.9s] He made the room.
[1199.3s] Yeah, a little bit, and I'm realized. Oh, Cavalern, I'm so sorry.
[1205.0s] It's, um, this is my whole life, so I didn't-
[1209.8s] No, totally cool, don't even worry about it.
[1212.3s] Sometime just swing by Everbane's, I'll show you some stuff.
[1215.7s] You'll see that it's cool, and I promise I won't explain to you
[1219.4s] the melting point temperatures anymore unless specifically asked.
[1224.1s] Okay, cool, that sounds awesome, actually.
[1226.9s] Thane, you'll be there, too?
[1228.2s] Oh, yeah, I'm there all the time.
[1231.8s] You need any, like, heavy work done?
[1234.1s] Absolutely here for you.
[1237.0s] Cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, yeah.
[1240.7s] Anyway, um, we should get Oak home.
[1243.0s] You guys just have the day off, or what are you doing?
[1245.4s] We had to find Oak because of the paperwork,
[1248.1s] and he didn't show up at work because he was in the sheep cage.
[1251.4s] Very late, yeah.
[1253.3s] Yeah, wow, Oak, you didn't go to work, and you didn't go home last night.
[1258.7s] To be fair, I was locked in a cage, passed out entirely,
[1263.2s] for what seems like, I don't, I don't, what day is it?
[1268.4s] Is it just one day?
[1270.2s] It's just the next day, yeah.
[1271.5s] Oh, wow.
[1271.9s] If that was a cage, I mean, it's not a cage, right?
[1274.8s] It's more of a pen.
[1276.1s] So you weren't really, like, trapped in it, right?
[1277.6s] You could have just stood up and, like, walked out, probably.
[1280.2s] I mean, I could, I-
[1281.8s] But you were sleeping.
[1282.8s] I don't, you know what, you were sleeping.
[1284.6s] I don't, I don't want to bug you.
[1286.9s] Wow, there's so much to unpack here.
[1288.6s] I am going to let you go,
[1289.4s] but you said you have tattoos of the paperwork to save your business.
[1292.4s] Does that mean Brewed Awakening is going to be open tonight?
[1294.6s] I think so.
[1295.4s] If we can get before, he's walking slow,
[1298.9s] so we've got to clean him up a little bit, get there before.
[1301.9s] But then, like, Oak, you're good with paperwork.
[1304.7s] It'll be done lickety-split.
[1306.3s] Yeah, I'll be done before I even start.
[1309.0s] Okay, you know what I was going to say?
[1310.6s] I'll meet you tonight for drinks,
[1311.9s] but maybe you guys need a night off from drinks.
[1314.8s] We're partying again tonight?
[1316.7s] No, no, no, we're just going to, we're going to dial it back, like, 80%.
[1322.6s] Okay, well, maybe, maybe just some-
[1325.1s] Maybe some other time?
[1326.2s] Some little aperitifs or something.
[1329.4s] That's tiny sandwiches, right?
[1331.4s] Absolutely, yep.
[1333.0s] That's the tiniest of sandwiches.
[1334.5s] Cool, yeah.
[1335.4s] So you're thinking, like,
[1337.0s] so you guys are going to head to tiny sandwiches and more?
[1339.0s] I mean, probably at some point,
[1340.9s] but after the paperwork, we'll get him home,
[1343.5s] we'll get him dressed and ready,
[1346.2s] we'll do the paperwork,
[1347.4s] and then we'll probably go for tiny sandwiches and more, yeah.
[1350.1s] Perfect.
[1350.6s] Okay, well, Kavlaran, so great to meet you.
[1354.0s] Yeah, you too.
[1354.6s] Oak, take care of yourself, buddy.
[1357.0s] Thanks.
[1358.5s] And Bench, congratulations.
[1360.6s] Hey, thanks.
[1361.4s] I was so sad when I heard you closed down
[1363.8s] because of these fucking tax hikes.
[1365.4s] Fucking shit.
[1366.6s] Sorry, excuse me.
[1368.3s] Excuse me, Oak, Kavlaran, I apologize.
[1371.8s] Don't even worry about it.
[1373.0s] Kav is one of the good guys.
[1374.2s] He's like, he's here, he's getting paperwork done.
[1377.4s] Sure, it's tattooed on people,
[1379.4s] a little bit on all the dogs.
[1381.1s] A different level of doneness.
[1382.6s] Working outside the box.
[1384.5s] That's what Kavlaran does.
[1387.0s] Okay, well, if you're ever in the hot block,
[1389.1s] hop into Everbane's, me or Thane, always there.
[1392.3s] Cool.
[1392.8s] Yeah, will do.
[1394.5s] Awesome.
[1395.2s] Well, have a good afternoon, guys.
[1397.3s] Take care of Oak.
[1399.4s] Look at him, he's so green.
[1400.9s] He's not looking good, yeah.
[1402.3s] It's not great, yeah.
[1403.6s] Let's go, Francis.
[1407.3s] It's drunk Oak, very similar.
[1409.3s] Okay, fair.
[1409.8s] Or I guess hungover Oak.
[1411.0s] I think he's still drunk.
[1413.7s] He can still be drunk.
[1421.4s] And we are back in the stables
[1427.1s] and Alydin and Tali are planning what they intend to do
[1434.5s] this coming evening.
[1435.9s] No, how do you say that?
[1437.1s] Tonight.
[1437.8s] They're planning what they're going to do tonight.
[1440.7s] This coming evening.
[1441.8s] This coming evening.
[1443.2s] I don't know how time works.
[1445.6s] These are very formal children.
[1447.2s] They're planning their-
[1448.2s] Eight episodes in the same day,
[1449.8s] but it feels like there might have been a night time
[1451.8s] for some of them, but not really.
[1453.4s] Time's hard.
[1457.6s] So when we marked off the tunnels
[1461.1s] and what happens when we get inside
[1465.2s] of this establishment, Alydin?
[1468.2s] Wow, that's a really big word, Tali.
[1470.7s] Well, I heard it just across the street there.
[1473.0s] Somebody was saying that they needed
[1475.0s] to set up an establishment
[1478.0s] and I put two and two together
[1481.1s] because of the context clues
[1483.4s] and I remembered I was a child.
[1486.6s] Yeah, you have an extensive vocabulary
[1489.7s] that's quite impressive.
[1491.4s] Well, thank you for saying so.
[1494.9s] So what are we going to do when we get in the place?
[1497.1s] Well, we're not going to talk
[1497.9s] as loud as you're talking right now.
[1499.4s] No, of course not, but there's nobody around right now.
[1501.7s] So there was a lot of clinking and clanking.
[1503.6s] That was definitely Bonwyn's.
[1506.1s] I say we just kind of snoop around, you know?
[1511.2s] We're not, you know, we're like,
[1514.4s] we go to the hot block, but we're not like,
[1519.0s] it's not like popping in and out
[1521.4s] of like a bakery or a market.
[1524.1s] It's the people who go in there
[1526.2s] have a reason to be in there.
[1528.5s] We've got no reason to be in there.
[1529.9s] No, but we're going to go in at night
[1531.3s] when there's nobody there, right?
[1532.7s] That's right.
[1533.1s] And that's why we're just like
[1534.4s] going to look around, just see what's up.
[1536.0s] Okay, okay, okay.
[1537.8s] I hear that Bonwyn works on some super, super cool stuff.
[1541.4s] Oh, yeah.
[1542.4s] In the back, like fancy stuff.
[1545.5s] Fancy stuff.
[1546.4s] I heard that she makes daggers
[1549.6s] that when you throw them, they fly so fast.
[1553.2s] So fast.
[1553.8s] And so straight.
[1554.6s] So straight.
[1555.4s] And it's so sharp.
[1556.6s] It's so sharp.
[1557.3s] That when it stabs into the person,
[1559.9s] they can't even feel it.
[1561.5s] Can't even feel it.
[1562.6s] They take a few steps walking away
[1565.7s] and they drop to the ground dead.
[1567.8s] Oh my gosh.
[1569.9s] So we can't touch anything
[1571.0s] because that sounds dangerous.
[1572.3s] Absolutely.
[1573.0s] Yeah, I think so.
[1575.4s] But I think we can look around
[1576.7s] and maybe just see what's going on in there.
[1579.3s] Maybe there are secrets.
[1582.1s] Maybe there's secrets?
[1583.0s] Yeah, maybe there are secrets.
[1584.2s] Oh, I love secrets.
[1585.8s] I know.
[1586.4s] So we go in and we find the secrets
[1588.2s] and we don't stab each other
[1590.2s] with flying dagger blades.
[1593.4s] We're just not going to throw anything.
[1595.0s] We're going to stick to the normal rules, right?
[1597.4s] Don't throw the things.
[1599.0s] Right?
[1599.4s] You...
[1600.2s] Nobody will know that we were even there.
[1603.4s] Okay.
[1604.6s] I love it.
[1605.3s] Yes.
[1605.9s] Which means you gotta keep your mouth shut, Tally.
[1611.3s] Just like that.
[1612.0s] Well done.
[1612.6s] Quick, quick, quick.
[1613.7s] Okay.
[1614.1s] I was just practicing.
[1616.2s] You can keep practicing if you want to.
[1617.7s] Okay.
[1619.1s] And Alydin kind of like
[1622.1s] smirks to herself like that.
[1624.1s] Idiot.
[1625.1s] Alydin's famous,
[1626.3s] let's see who can be quietest,
[1628.0s] who can be quiet longest.
[1629.0s] Let's play the quiet game, you guys.
[1633.3s] And she kneels down
[1635.8s] beside some crates and hail...
[1642.4s] There's quite a lot of that in these parts.
[1645.5s] Stables full of it.
[1646.6s] Growing wild.
[1649.4s] And sits down next to some hay bales
[1651.8s] and takes a stick
[1653.0s] and starts to sketch out
[1656.1s] what she remembers from the tunnels.
[1659.7s] Left here, right here.
[1661.8s] Down.
[1662.5s] Yep.
[1663.4s] Over.
[1663.9s] Okay. Across.
[1664.8s] Hey, what are you looking at?
[1667.4s] Nothing.
[1668.7s] I scuff it up.
[1670.6s] What?
[1671.9s] Well, well, I think it's just,
[1673.9s] you know, when you have important information...
[1676.1s] Yeah?
[1676.8s] Not everyone needs to know.
[1678.2s] But I was there.
[1679.2s] You were there.
[1679.8s] But Tally, you have terrible memory.
[1682.7s] Well, that's...
[1683.4s] I figured that's why you were drawing it on the ground
[1685.3s] so that we remembered where...
[1687.0s] No, I love that about you.
[1688.9s] That's what makes you so good at secrets.
[1691.4s] I tell you all the secrets
[1693.0s] and you forget them.
[1696.0s] But not the word establishment.
[1697.8s] Yeah, no, that was...
[1699.6s] That was quite impressive.
[1700.6s] I think so.
[1701.9s] But some things,
[1703.2s] if too many people know it,
[1705.0s] it's gonna get out.
[1707.0s] And if Dase finds out
[1708.6s] that there are tunnels under there
[1710.2s] and I'm going under there
[1711.5s] and that we can get around
[1714.6s] and not be seen,
[1715.5s] he's not gonna like that.
[1717.0s] No, he likes to see things.
[1719.4s] He's such a jerk.
[1721.4s] Always looking at stuff.
[1725.4s] He's always watching me.
[1726.4s] I feel like Tally would thrive
[1727.8s] with a word-of-the-day calendar.
[1729.3s] Oh, yeah.
[1729.9s] Yeah, yeah.
[1731.1s] We'll invent one of those in the world soon.
[1735.0s] Okay, great, great, great.
[1737.5s] Well, I'm looking forward
[1738.3s] to our adventure here tonight.
[1740.3s] Should we rest up?
[1742.9s] I'm gonna rest up.
[1744.2s] Yeah, you should rest up.
[1745.5s] Okay.
[1746.1s] I think so.
[1747.3s] I'm just gonna pop out.
[1749.0s] Just take a walk.
[1750.6s] Great.
[1751.6s] I'll hold down the fort.
[1752.6s] Then don't you tell anybody.
[1754.2s] Tell anybody what?
[1755.6s] Exactly.
[1764.2s] Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 3 Episode 8.
[1767.4s] This episode starred Amy More as Alydin,
[1770.2s] Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane,
[1772.6s] Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave,
[1775.1s] and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.
[1777.7s] Dialogue Editing by Carla Maxted
[1779.6s] and Sound Design by Russ More.
[1781.8s] This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound
[1784.4s] and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,
[1786.5s] Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.
[1788.8s] Our amazing cover art and character designs
[1791.2s] are by Matt Garbutt.
[1792.6s] A huge thank you to our supporting producers,
[1795.1s] Gabriel Lynch,
[1796.0s] Jessica Babiak,
[1797.0s] Cat Waterflame,
[1798.1s] Jacob Madden,
[1799.0s] Christian Brown,
[1799.9s] Craig Zeiss,
[1801.0s] Perry Matey,
[1801.8s] Angaron Kierzen,
[1803.1s] Old School Gamer D,
[1804.6s] L.A. Branton,
[1805.7s] Nathaniel Teeter,
[1806.9s] Luna,
[1807.5s] and Aaron.
[1808.4s] And today we have another thank you to Cat Waterflame
[1810.5s] who gave us the name Tezu
[1812.8s] of Tezu's Pet Shop and Baby Sheep Emporium.
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[1863.4s] Fuck it.
[1864.0s] Let's play.
[1864.8s] Are you done sanding?
[1866.3s] Sanding.
[1867.2s] Yeah.
[1867.7s] Put my belt sander away.
[1869.1s] Power sander out there.
[1870.9s] I'm all done.
[1872.8s] The circular saw is coming out next though.
[1874.6s] So, you know, brace yourself.
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