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Kav and Bench are wandering the streets of Vintersmouth trying to figure out where the

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hell they left Oak the night previous. You'd just left the Suite Apothecary where you'd

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found out that Oak had on him a vial of breath freshener as well as potentially a love potion

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of sorts. Which you immediately thought was for you. Absolutely. You're going through

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your bag and your pockets trying to figure out like where it is and you reach into

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your left pocket and there is a small handful of sawdust which originally perhaps you

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overlooked or you didn't really care about. But now that you hold it in your hand, Bench looks

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down and says, hey, what's that? Sawdust? I'm not sure from what type of tree though.

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Bench bends down and squints very closely at it.

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Kav takes a little lick of it with his tongue. Nope, that didn't help.

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Well, if we look it's more like, what do we call it, shavings. Shavings, yes. So it's very thin,

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very fine. It's not like dust. Oh, is that not? I always thought it was sawdust. That's not

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what this is? It could be sawdust, but why am I little French now? Get on the chopper,

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there it is. Move back in the throat. He said the French tree is a muppet.

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You know, he's a fun guy. Okay. Yeah, no, it's like perhaps shavings of sorts.

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Some of these are a little smaller, obviously. What do you use shavings for?

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Pencils have shavings. Pencils have shavings. But you don't use them for anything.

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Do you often put pencil shavings in your pocket? No, I don't. How'd they get there?

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I don't know. This is going to be the mystery that breaks us. It's not missing Oak.

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How'd these pencil shavings get in my pocket? Side quest. Oak will be fine,

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he'll figure it out. He's from here. We gotta get to the bottom of these shavings.

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Bench and calve begin walking again. And as we pan out on the scene, as they're questioning

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these shavings or sawdust, they walk past a pet store. Roll perception.

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Oh, that's a 19 before any bonuses. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, 23. Holy jeez.

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It's really upsetting that you roll really well. Bench rolled an eight. So bench is

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perception. Bench is very focused on the shavings. But you walk by this pet store

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and it doesn't register at first. But once you get like 10 paces past, you stop because

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you feel like you saw something in the front showcase of this pet store, which causes you

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to turn around, where we find you now standing staring at Oak sleeping inside of a pet cage

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inside of the pet store. Bench, check it out. Have you figured out the shavings?

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No, even better. Just look at the window. He's like framing it. He's a prices rate model.

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How did he get it? Did we go to the pet store? I don't know. I guess. Did we buy anything?

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Do you have a peppy in your pocket? Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, a D&D fifth edition

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actual play podcast. I'm your dungeon master Russ More, he, him, and Dumbgeons and Dragons

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stars Amy More as Alydin. She, her. It's not like popping in and out of like a bakery or a

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market. The people who go in there have a reason to be in there. Tom Laird as Kavlarin

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He, him. Let's just take a little peek at your back here. Just confirm that for you. And Carla

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free trial. And now fuck it. Let's play. Bonwyn, you and Thane are exiting city hall

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where you just gone to try and find either Oak or Kavlarin, the new forensic auditor in town.

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Um, and the, the woman at the front desk has said that neither of them have shown up today.

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We see you walking past the enormous fountain, golden fountain outside the city hall, heading

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back down the stairs. And Thane says, don't all city workers have to be here during the day?

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I mean, I thought that was sort of how things worked. I mean, I've never, I've always been

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self-employed. I don't really know all these sort of like bureaucratic jobs work, but my

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understanding was that it was like a five days a week and you were expected to be there.

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Even if you were just like gossiping with your coworkers the whole time, even if you.

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It makes me nervous. Cause like every time Oak's out of the office, there's usually an

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increase in some sort of monetary gain for the city.

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Oh, I hadn't thought of that. But he hasn't been in, you think he'd have to like go in,

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get some kind of directive to be a little jerk and then head back out. He hasn't done

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that yet. That's true. That's true. But I am worried, like I want to meet this Kavlarin

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person. So what's the story? Are they already, are they already fighting to take down

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the government? And we missed it? I feel like, I feel like that's, that's like maybe,

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maybe they've got the paperwork, they've got it all in order. I don't know how these

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internal meetings work. I forgot Oak was with him. There's no chance that's what's

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happening. Assuming they're together, if they're both not here, you'd have to

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assume they're together. And yeah, Oak is not taking down the government. Oak's clearly

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the love child of Nina and the mayor. Like they are just in it to, in it to win it.

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Yeah. In it to waste it. Is that anything? It could be. Look at this fountain. This is

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what's inspiring these awesome jokes. Yeah, no, it's totally obscene.

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Where did they even get all this going? Yeah, I think we know. Maybe we make our

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way back. Maybe we find them as they're shaking down all of the artisans. Oh,

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okay. Hmm. I haven't even met Kavlar, but it makes me sad because like I'd sort of

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built up in my mind that he was going to be this crusader for justice. But you're

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right. Like maybe we can put this out there. Maybe he is. Maybe he's trying to just

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get them set up to a point where, uh, walk and talk, walk and talk. We got to

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move away from this fountain. I'm getting splashback here. I don't like it.

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Maybe he's trying to help us. He just doesn't know it yet. But he just doesn't

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know it yet. Or maybe he does know it, but like he just, because he doesn't know us,

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help us by incriminating, getting incriminating evidence. Oh, I mean, I guess we really don't

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have any idea. So are you, we don't even know these people. We don't even, I mean,

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I know Oak. We went to school together. Do we really know Oak? Well, I've known him

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for like decades. Yeah. But when was the last time you like hung out with Oak? Oh God,

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never. My boy. Exactly. Okay. So like his mom was like always a big presence. Uh,

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his mom's very sweet. Such a lovely lady. I don't know what happened. I think the last time

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I hung out with him was like, Oh God, Gerpret's seventh grade birthday party. So like it's been

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a minute. That's the last time I think we had a conversation. Me and Oak. We could go to

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Brew Awakening. Sure. Yeah. Cause he's like tight with Bench. So it's possible they're

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there. I mean, we're already here across the bridge, right? Let's do it. Ah, it's worth a

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shot. We're not, we're clearly, we're taking the day off too. So, you know, let's,

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let's enjoy our little staycation over here on the Richie side of the bridge. Business is

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slow right now. You know, let's take a moment for us. Breathe the fresh air that

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they have on this side of the river. They do have fresh air over here. It is nice.

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We cut inside of Tezu's, uh, the, the pet store

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and Bench and Cav are overlooking a sleeping Oak.

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When the proprietor Tezu, she comes out from the back as the bell rings and looks at you.

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It says he's been there all day. I tried to shake him awake a little bit and just

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snored a little louder. Do you know him? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how he ended up

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there, but we'd, uh, yup. That's, uh, that's Oak. Well, the door was left open in the back.

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I assumed somebody like stole some things, but they just moved. They moved the baby sheep that

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was in there and they stole the baby sheep. No, didn't steal the baby sheep. The baby sheep

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is in the back. They put it in another cage, but then this Oak here was, was inside the

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cage. So I, I couldn't put two and two together. Okay. Uh, well, I mean, that would be four.

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I know that one. Um, can we collect him for you? Please take him off my hands. Uh,

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won't, won't charge sticker price for him. I appreciate that. It's a buy one, get one sale.

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Yeah. Uh, yeah. Do you have any pets? I mean, we can, we can set you up with some nice feed.

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Uh, I don't know. Um, Bench, do you have any pets? Well, um, no, but I might be in the market

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for a sheep. Okay. Well, we'll, we'll circle back to that. I thought you guys are going

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to get a leash for Oak. Stop wandering. It's more of a harness situation. Um, okay. Well,

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yeah, we'll just, uh, we'll go grab him and we'll be out of your hair. Uh, lickety split.

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Don't even worry about it. Okay. Um, that's totally fine. If he, if he wakes up, uh,

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when he wakes up, I sure hope he wakes up. He does seem to be breathing still, right?

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You can see like a little bit of like fog of the glass where he's breathing.

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Feather. He's that close to the glass. Oh, he's like smushed up against it. Yeah.

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Uh, well, when he wakes up, if you can figure out like how, so I can prevent this from happening

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again, because people haven't been coming in today. Sure. Yep. Nope. Totally get it. Uh,

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again. I'm so sorry. I had to convince the guard that I wasn't selling people.

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I mean, has this happened before? No. Okay. Then that should have been a pretty easy

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conversation to have. Yeah. I mean it, the fact that I had to have the conversation though was

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well sure, but it wasn't a hard conversation is all I'm saying. You were pretty easy to explain.

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Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We'll, we'll just go grab him and we'll be,

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yeah, don't even, yeah, we'll just be right there. Bench, come on. Oh,

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it's just looking at the baby sheep is very soft and fluffy. Um, I give, I give, uh,

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okay. A little like slap on each cheek. Oh, you've got to get up. You've got to get up.

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Yeah. Let me lift the tiny baby up. Oh, you're late for work. Wait for life. Wait for work.

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Why didn't she wake me up? I knew that would work. I knew it. Why am I in here? Why does

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it smell? What's happening? Great questions. We'll just once take you home and we'll try to

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figure those out on the way. Okay. Okay. Hi. Hi, Tazoo. I'm not sure. I'll see you later.

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Probably not. Not today anyway. Well, I got to get some goldfish food later,

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but we'll save it. Maybe tomorrow would be better for that. Okay.

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The three of you slowly exit the establishment as Tazoo brings the sheep back out.

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Um, Bench looks longingly at the sweet sheep as it's tucked back into the cage in the front.

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Uh, the three of you are heading off down and back towards, uh, well, I assume Oak's home

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because he is looking very bad. Yeah, we got to get him cleaned up for sure. Yeah. Um,

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um, what happened last night?

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You know what? It's a great question and we don't really have the answer.

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Okay. But, um- Well, I'm glad you found me.

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I mean, we both got matching tattoos. Are you part of the, the matching tattoo brigade here,

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Oak? We got matching tattoos? And Oak's looking, he like pulls up his sleeves,

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checking his arms. He's looking at his shoulders, his chest, his back. He's like,

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I don't see anything. Well, let's just, well, just take a little peek at your back here,

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just confirm that for you. Uh, he turns around, you lift his shirt, um, and there's,

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up from the pants, uh, there is a page, uh, that runs up into a certain tramp stamp area

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down onto his posterior. Classy. Is there anything? A little small one, a little tiny,

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little tiny baby. Cool. Cool. Love it. Yeah. Oh, what a bonding experience we'll never remember.

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A hundred percent. Yeah. But hey, we've got the, we've got the proof of it. That's true.

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That's true. I don't have proof of many things. And, uh, as you tuck the shirt back

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down, uh, Bonwyn and Thayne, you walk around the corner and you see Benj and Oak, um,

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and with another man with them. And, uh, Thayne says, I think, I think that's them. Oh,

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why are they looking at Oak's butt? I don't know. Should we? I've already started to like

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raise my hand to wave, but now I'm a bit like, I'm starting to lower it because maybe

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they're having like a private moment on the public street. Uh, like one does.

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Bench definitely sees you, uh, do that. And he's, uh, hey, hey, hey, come on over Bench.

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How's it going, buddy? Oh, it's pretty good. Wild night,

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wild night. Uh, we just found Oak. He was in the sheep cage. I was, I was in the sheep's

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cage. We don't really know how he got there, but yeah, that's where you found him.

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Are you okay? Me?

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Yeah. I mean, your mom must be so worried. Were you out all night?

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Oh, I didn't even think of that. Were you guys partying at Tezos?

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I think so. Again, not, not super sure.

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I do have a lot of shavings in places and we have matching tattoos. You want to see?

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Oh, is that why, is that why you guys were, because we came around the corner and I thought,

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wow, they're really just staring at Oak's butt, hey?

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Yeah, they sure were.

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Cool. You guys got butt tattoos too?

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Uh, well, no, just, uh, Oak got that location. Um, yeah, you know, I got, uh,

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we got page one, two, and three, uh, of the, guess what? It's of the paperwork to save my

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business. Oh, Bench.

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Yeah. Yeah, this is maybe, this is maybe like, this might move up to now the second most

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embarrassing tattoo you have.

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Can't shoot a look at Bench.

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Maybe.

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I'm sorry, I'm being rude.

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Bonwyn, this is Kavlaran.

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Yeah, I'm just looking at Oak's butt, but it's, um, Bonwyn.

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Yeah.

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Proprietor of Everbane's, um.

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Oh, uh, the blacksmith, um.

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Yeah, yeah, so this is Thane. I think maybe you've met them?

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Uh, you know what?

191
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In passing, I think. Yeah, it's a pleasure to meet you.

192
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You look familiar, yeah.

193
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Yeah, yeah, nice to meet you.

194
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Yeah, so, uh, Thane does most of the, like, uh, heavy work. I've sort of moved

195
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more into, uh, finesse work. Yeah.

196
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Oh, cool. Any, uh, made anything, like, super cool lately?

197
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Oh, man, um, yeah, I mean, I've made, like, a really cool elven short sword.

198
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I'm working on this new thing where it's kind of, um, it's a really light metal.

199
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I have this really cool thing.

200
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And I feel like Bonwyn just kind of, like, really goes on and on,

201
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because this is her passion, right?

202
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Probably to the point that is, like, more than is strictly, like, interesting

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for literally anyone else.

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Cav was, like, actively engaged for the first minute, and then when it dragged

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on to, like, minute five, it was like, oh, okay, yeah.

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As I'm explaining the process of, like, how I smelt things, and then-

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Oak is, like, leaned up against Bench.

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Maybe at this point, I sort of, like, look at, like, I see that Thane is, like-

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He made the room.

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Yeah, a little bit, and I'm realized. Oh, Cavalern, I'm so sorry.

211
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It's, um, this is my whole life, so I didn't-

212
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No, totally cool, don't even worry about it.

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Sometime just swing by Everbane's, I'll show you some stuff.

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You'll see that it's cool, and I promise I won't explain to you

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the melting point temperatures anymore unless specifically asked.

216
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Okay, cool, that sounds awesome, actually.

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Thane, you'll be there, too?

218
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Oh, yeah, I'm there all the time.

219
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You need any, like, heavy work done?

220
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Absolutely here for you.

221
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Cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, yeah.

222
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Anyway, um, we should get Oak home.

223
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You guys just have the day off, or what are you doing?

224
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We had to find Oak because of the paperwork,

225
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and he didn't show up at work because he was in the sheep cage.

226
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Very late, yeah.

227
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Yeah, wow, Oak, you didn't go to work, and you didn't go home last night.

228
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To be fair, I was locked in a cage, passed out entirely,

229
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for what seems like, I don't, I don't, what day is it?

230
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Is it just one day?

231
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It's just the next day, yeah.

232
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Oh, wow.

233
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If that was a cage, I mean, it's not a cage, right?

234
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It's more of a pen.

235
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So you weren't really, like, trapped in it, right?

236
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You could have just stood up and, like, walked out, probably.

237
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I mean, I could, I-

238
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But you were sleeping.

239
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I don't, you know what, you were sleeping.

240
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I don't, I don't want to bug you.

241
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Wow, there's so much to unpack here.

242
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I am going to let you go,

243
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but you said you have tattoos of the paperwork to save your business.

244
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Does that mean Brewed Awakening is going to be open tonight?

245
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I think so.

246
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If we can get before, he's walking slow,

247
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so we've got to clean him up a little bit, get there before.

248
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But then, like, Oak, you're good with paperwork.

249
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It'll be done lickety-split.

250
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Yeah, I'll be done before I even start.

251
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Okay, you know what I was going to say?

252
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I'll meet you tonight for drinks,

253
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but maybe you guys need a night off from drinks.

254
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We're partying again tonight?

255
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,799
No, no, no, we're just going to, we're going to dial it back, like, 80%.

256
00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:05,119
Okay, well, maybe, maybe just some-

257
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Maybe some other time?

258
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Some little aperitifs or something.

259
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That's tiny sandwiches, right?

260
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Absolutely, yep.

261
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That's the tiniest of sandwiches.

262
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Cool, yeah.

263
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So you're thinking, like,

264
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so you guys are going to head to tiny sandwiches and more?

265
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I mean, probably at some point,

266
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but after the paperwork, we'll get him home,

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we'll get him dressed and ready,

268
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we'll do the paperwork,

269
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and then we'll probably go for tiny sandwiches and more, yeah.

270
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Perfect.

271
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Okay, well, Kavlaran, so great to meet you.

272
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Yeah, you too.

273
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Oak, take care of yourself, buddy.

274
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Thanks.

275
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And Bench, congratulations.

276
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Hey, thanks.

277
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I was so sad when I heard you closed down

278
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because of these fucking tax hikes.

279
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Fucking shit.

280
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Sorry, excuse me.

281
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Excuse me, Oak, Kavlaran, I apologize.

282
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Don't even worry about it.

283
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Kav is one of the good guys.

284
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He's like, he's here, he's getting paperwork done.

285
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Sure, it's tattooed on people,

286
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a little bit on all the dogs.

287
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A different level of doneness.

288
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Working outside the box.

289
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That's what Kavlaran does.

290
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Okay, well, if you're ever in the hot block,

291
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hop into Everbane's, me or Thane, always there.

292
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Cool.

293
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Yeah, will do.

294
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Awesome.

295
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Well, have a good afternoon, guys.

296
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Take care of Oak.

297
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Look at him, he's so green.

298
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He's not looking good, yeah.

299
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It's not great, yeah.

300
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Let's go, Francis.

301
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It's drunk Oak, very similar.

302
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Okay, fair.

303
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Or I guess hungover Oak.

304
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I think he's still drunk.

305
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He can still be drunk.

306
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And we are back in the stables

307
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and Alydin and Tali are planning what they intend to do

308
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this coming evening.

309
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No, how do you say that?

310
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Tonight.

311
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They're planning what they're going to do tonight.

312
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This coming evening.

313
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This coming evening.

314
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I don't know how time works.

315
00:24:05,599 --> 00:24:07,200
These are very formal children.

316
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They're planning their-

317
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Eight episodes in the same day,

318
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but it feels like there might have been a night time

319
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for some of them, but not really.

320
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Time's hard.

321
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So when we marked off the tunnels

322
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and what happens when we get inside

323
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of this establishment, Alydin?

324
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,760
Wow, that's a really big word, Tali.

325
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,040
Well, I heard it just across the street there.

326
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,960
Somebody was saying that they needed

327
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to set up an establishment

328
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and I put two and two together

329
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because of the context clues

330
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and I remembered I was a child.

331
00:24:46,639 --> 00:24:49,680
Yeah, you have an extensive vocabulary

332
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,359
that's quite impressive.

333
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,879
Well, thank you for saying so.

334
00:24:54,879 --> 00:24:56,480
So what are we going to do when we get in the place?

335
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:57,920
Well, we're not going to talk

336
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,359
as loud as you're talking right now.

337
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,680
No, of course not, but there's nobody around right now.

338
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,599
So there was a lot of clinking and clanking.

339
00:25:03,599 --> 00:25:05,039
That was definitely Bonwyn's.

340
00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:10,240
I say we just kind of snoop around, you know?

341
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,839
We're not, you know, we're like,

342
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,480
we go to the hot block, but we're not like,

343
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:21,359
it's not like popping in and out

344
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,079
of like a bakery or a market.

345
00:25:24,079 --> 00:25:26,160
It's the people who go in there

346
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,200
have a reason to be in there.

347
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,920
We've got no reason to be in there.

348
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,279
No, but we're going to go in at night

349
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:32,720
when there's nobody there, right?

350
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,120
That's right.

351
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,400
And that's why we're just like

352
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,000
going to look around, just see what's up.

353
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,120
Okay, okay, okay.

354
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,440
I hear that Bonwyn works on some super, super cool stuff.

355
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,400
Oh, yeah.

356
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,520
In the back, like fancy stuff.

357
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,400
Fancy stuff.

358
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,800
I heard that she makes daggers

359
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,200
that when you throw them, they fly so fast.

360
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,760
So fast.

361
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,560
And so straight.

362
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,440
So straight.

363
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,560
And it's so sharp.

364
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:57,280
It's so sharp.

365
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,360
That when it stabs into the person,

366
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,520
they can't even feel it.

367
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,640
Can't even feel it.

368
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,040
They take a few steps walking away

369
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,759
and they drop to the ground dead.

370
00:26:07,759 --> 00:26:08,799
Oh my gosh.

371
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,039
So we can't touch anything

372
00:26:11,039 --> 00:26:12,319
because that sounds dangerous.

373
00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:12,960
Absolutely.

374
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,159
Yeah, I think so.

375
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,720
But I think we can look around

376
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,279
and maybe just see what's going on in there.

377
00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:20,639
Maybe there are secrets.

378
00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:22,960
Maybe there's secrets?

379
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,240
Yeah, maybe there are secrets.

380
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,759
Oh, I love secrets.

381
00:26:25,759 --> 00:26:26,399
I know.

382
00:26:26,399 --> 00:26:28,240
So we go in and we find the secrets

383
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,240
and we don't stab each other

384
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,839
with flying dagger blades.

385
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,720
We're just not going to throw anything.

386
00:26:35,039 --> 00:26:37,359
We're going to stick to the normal rules, right?

387
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,039
Don't throw the things.

388
00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:39,440
Right?

389
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,159
You...

390
00:26:40,159 --> 00:26:42,240
Nobody will know that we were even there.

391
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:43,839
Okay.

392
00:26:44,639 --> 00:26:45,279
I love it.

393
00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:45,920
Yes.

394
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,839
Which means you gotta keep your mouth shut, Tally.

395
00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:52,000
Just like that.

396
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:52,639
Well done.

397
00:26:52,639 --> 00:26:53,680
Quick, quick, quick.

398
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,079
Okay.

399
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,200
I was just practicing.

400
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,680
You can keep practicing if you want to.

401
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,180
Okay.

402
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,799
And Alydin kind of like

403
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,079
smirks to herself like that.

404
00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:04,879
Idiot.

405
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,320
Alydin's famous,

406
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,000
let's see who can be quietest,

407
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,960
who can be quiet longest.

408
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,120
Let's play the quiet game, you guys.

409
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,760
And she kneels down

410
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,160
beside some crates and hail...

411
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,160
There's quite a lot of that in these parts.

412
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,560
Stables full of it.

413
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,600
Growing wild.

414
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,840
And sits down next to some hay bales

415
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,960
and takes a stick

416
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,279
and starts to sketch out

417
00:27:36,079 --> 00:27:38,400
what she remembers from the tunnels.

418
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:40,640
Left here, right here.

419
00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:42,480
Down.

420
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,360
Yep.

421
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:43,920
Over.

422
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,799
Okay. Across.

423
00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:45,759
Hey, what are you looking at?

424
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:47,860
Nothing.

425
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,600
I scuff it up.

426
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,140
What?

427
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,920
Well, well, I think it's just,

428
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,079
you know, when you have important information...

429
00:27:56,079 --> 00:27:56,799
Yeah?

430
00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:58,240
Not everyone needs to know.

431
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,200
But I was there.

432
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,840
You were there.

433
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,759
But Tally, you have terrible memory.

434
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,359
Well, that's...

435
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,279
I figured that's why you were drawing it on the ground

436
00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:06,960
so that we remembered where...

437
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,240
No, I love that about you.

438
00:28:08,879 --> 00:28:10,400
That's what makes you so good at secrets.

439
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,039
I tell you all the secrets

440
00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:14,720
and you forget them.

441
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,759
But not the word establishment.

442
00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:18,720
Yeah, no, that was...

443
00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:20,640
That was quite impressive.

444
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,119
I think so.

445
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,200
But some things,

446
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,960
if too many people know it,

447
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,839
it's gonna get out.

448
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:28,559
And if Dase finds out

449
00:28:28,559 --> 00:28:30,160
that there are tunnels under there

450
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,519
and I'm going under there

451
00:28:31,519 --> 00:28:34,639
and that we can get around

452
00:28:34,639 --> 00:28:35,519
and not be seen,

453
00:28:35,519 --> 00:28:36,960
he's not gonna like that.

454
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,440
No, he likes to see things.

455
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,720
He's such a jerk.

456
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,720
Always looking at stuff.

457
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:46,400
He's always watching me.

458
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,839
I feel like Tally would thrive

459
00:28:47,839 --> 00:28:49,279
with a word-of-the-day calendar.

460
00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:49,920
Oh, yeah.

461
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,119
Yeah, yeah.

462
00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:52,879
We'll invent one of those in the world soon.

463
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,519
Okay, great, great, great.

464
00:28:57,519 --> 00:28:58,319
Well, I'm looking forward

465
00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,680
to our adventure here tonight.

466
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,600
Should we rest up?

467
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,680
I'm gonna rest up.

468
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,519
Yeah, you should rest up.

469
00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:06,080
Okay.

470
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:06,560
I think so.

471
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,240
I'm just gonna pop out.

472
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,000
Just take a walk.

473
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:10,880
Great.

474
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,640
I'll hold down the fort.

475
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,160
Then don't you tell anybody.

476
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:14,880
Tell anybody what?

477
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,160
Exactly.

478
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,360
Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 3 Episode 8.

479
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,160
This episode starred Amy More as Alydin,

480
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,560
Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane,

481
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,120
Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave,

482
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,120
and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

483
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,600
Dialogue Editing by Carla Maxted

484
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,280
and Sound Design by Russ More.

485
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,400
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

486
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,480
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

487
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,800
Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

488
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,200
Our amazing cover art and character designs

489
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,640
are by Matt Garbutt.

490
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,040
A huge thank you to our supporting producers,

491
00:29:55,119 --> 00:29:56,000
Gabriel Lynch,

492
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,039
Jessica Babiak,

493
00:29:57,039 --> 00:29:58,079
Cat Waterflame,

494
00:29:58,079 --> 00:29:58,960
Jacob Madden,

495
00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,920
Christian Brown,

496
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:00,960
Craig Zeiss,

497
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,839
Perry Matey,

498
00:30:01,839 --> 00:30:03,119
Angaron Kierzen,

499
00:30:03,119 --> 00:30:04,639
Old School Gamer D,

500
00:30:04,639 --> 00:30:05,680
L.A. Branton,

501
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,879
Nathaniel Teeter,

502
00:30:06,879 --> 00:30:07,519
Luna,

503
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:08,399
and Aaron.

504
00:30:08,399 --> 00:30:10,480
And today we have another thank you to Cat Waterflame

505
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,799
who gave us the name Tezu

506
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:16,240
of Tezu's Pet Shop and Baby Sheep Emporium.

507
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,319
That's what it's called now.

508
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:19,039
Thanks, Cat.

509
00:30:19,039 --> 00:30:21,759
If you want to give us more names,

510
00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:23,359
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511
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,480
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528
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529
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,400
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531
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,880
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532
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,920
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533
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,000
Fuck it.

534
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,800
Let's play.

535
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,600
Are you done sanding?

536
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,200
Sanding.

537
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:07,680
Yeah.

538
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,120
Put my belt sander away.

539
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,320
Power sander out there.

540
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,440
I'm all done.

541
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,640
The circular saw is coming out next though.

542
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,640
So, you know, brace yourself.

543
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:21,200
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