1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,200 Just hold on right there. Don't move. Don't move a muscle unless you're driving. Continue to drive. 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,040 Dumbgeons and Dragons will be starting right after this. 3 00:00:09,279 --> 00:00:17,199 Kav, you and Bench are leaned up against each other, standing inside of Oak's childhood bedroom. 4 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:27,440 On the right, you have a bed that seems slightly too small for the size of person that Oak is, 5 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:37,120 tucked in with a very neat plaid duvet. And to the left, there is what some could only describe 6 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:48,240 as a shrine, with a very lovely portrait of a lovely young woman who you've never met. 7 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:57,840 This woman has a short black bob cut. She's dressed in very professional attire, 8 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,960 button-down suit top, button-down blazer. Thank you. 9 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,719 She's wearing a power pantsuit. 10 00:01:06,719 --> 00:01:15,920 She's wearing a power pantsuit. There are stacks of pristine files all around this shrine. 11 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:23,280 There are glowing crystal orbs around the perimeter of the frame. 12 00:01:24,799 --> 00:01:28,960 It's very tasteful. It's very tasteful. It's not weird in any sense of the term. 13 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:37,359 And also, I'm picturing that character from The Incredibles. 14 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:38,719 Me too. 15 00:01:38,719 --> 00:01:39,359 Yes, Edna. 16 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:39,680 Okay. 17 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,079 Enid. 18 00:01:40,079 --> 00:01:40,640 Very much. 19 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:41,040 Edna? 20 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:41,439 Edna. 21 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,840 I was also thinking that. 22 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:50,240 Does it look like a vanity mirror that's surrounded in light bulbs? 23 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:51,200 Yes. 24 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:51,760 Okay. 25 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,359 But instead of being a mirror, it's a picture. 26 00:01:55,359 --> 00:01:58,880 It's a picture of that lady from The Incredibles. 27 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:04,800 Of that lady from The Incredibles. That's what you see. There's a dresser, often to the 28 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:11,439 right. I'm not going to tell you how you live your life, but all the drawers are closed. 29 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:18,159 Everything in this room is in pristine order. There's not a piece of dirty laundry outside 30 00:02:18,159 --> 00:02:23,840 of the basket. And Bench, who's leaning up against you, says, 31 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:31,199 uh, has a problem with, what is this? What am I looking at? 32 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:35,840 I have no idea, but I guess I owe you 10 bucks because, yeah, 33 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,439 he still does live with his parents. 34 00:02:39,439 --> 00:02:39,680 Well. 35 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:44,240 Did you get to meet his parents when you got to the house for them to let you into his bedroom? 36 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:54,960 A moment goes by and there's a little knock at the door and a very small older woman with 37 00:02:54,960 --> 00:03:06,480 very curly gray hair and a purple shawl and a tray that has two very tiny teacups 38 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:14,719 and a teapot that's very floral in nature comes walking into the room and says, 39 00:03:16,079 --> 00:03:20,799 well, as I said, Oak isn't here, but I brought you some tea and some biscuits. 40 00:03:20,799 --> 00:03:25,519 Uh, you are the nice boys who Oak went out with you just last night, right? 41 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,959 Yep. That's us. We had a great time with your son. Very, very fun, fun guy. 42 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:35,359 Yeah. Oak is a great, great guy. I'm just going to thank you for the tea. 43 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:41,280 Which one of you is, uh, uh, what does Oak, a best friend, Cav? 44 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,720 Oh, uh, yeah, that's, that's me. I'm, I'm Cav. 45 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:49,920 I've heard so much about you. Uh, you do have some improvements to make. 46 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,040 So Oak says, uh, but you're getting there. 47 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,520 That's, um, really nice to hear. 48 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:02,640 Well, uh, enjoy the tea. Uh, I don't know when Oak's going to be home, 49 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:08,320 um, but thank you for bringing his bag back. If, if he comes while you're here, 50 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:12,640 I'll just send him right up. Uh, you, um, mill about. 51 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:17,840 He holds up his teacup and does a little, uh, little cheersies with Bench and just 52 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:22,720 downs the hatch and then doesn't realize it's as hot as it is and like starts to like cough. 53 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:29,920 Oh dear. Oh dear. I'll get some water. Don't move. Help, help your friend. 54 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,160 And the woman rushes out of the room. 55 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:37,439 Bench is just going shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. 56 00:04:37,439 --> 00:04:42,240 Everybody. Ain't no party like a Cavalron party. 57 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:49,759 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast. 58 00:04:49,759 --> 00:04:54,719 I'm your dungeon master Russ More, he, him and Dumbgeons and Dragons stars Amy More 59 00:04:54,719 --> 00:04:56,479 as Alydin. She, her. 60 00:04:56,479 --> 00:05:00,079 I'm imagining them like baguettes because why wouldn't I? 61 00:05:00,079 --> 00:05:03,680 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, he, him. 62 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,159 No, we are friends. I just didn't think it was relevant. 63 00:05:06,159 --> 00:05:09,599 And Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane. She, her. 64 00:05:09,599 --> 00:05:14,560 I'd like everyone to just maybe give the one word to describe how they're feeling. 65 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,560 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a D&D production and supported by our patrons 66 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,079 at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. Join us today. 67 00:05:22,079 --> 00:05:25,680 Seven day free trial. And now fuck it. Let's play. 68 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:43,039 We're at Everbane's and the room is not as full as one would expect on a business 69 00:05:43,039 --> 00:05:50,079 association meeting night. As Bonwyn, you look around and you see that there are a few 70 00:05:50,079 --> 00:05:54,479 regulars. There's Nissa, the farrier. Thane, of course, is there. 71 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,959 June from Boston's mill has made their way down. 72 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:03,919 Neven, who helped you set up. And Chuckle Sock Snickersoul, 73 00:06:04,639 --> 00:06:08,879 the cobbler in town has made it out for tonight's event. 74 00:06:08,879 --> 00:06:13,519 You had put out several more chairs expecting more of the local artisans 75 00:06:13,519 --> 00:06:18,560 and business owners to come by and discuss if not the concerns that they have 76 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:24,639 at the very least to all criticize the meeting that the mayor called earlier in the day. 77 00:06:25,439 --> 00:06:30,000 Neven comes up to you and says, well, I don't know if anybody else is coming. 78 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,439 We've given them given them quite some time. This might be it for tonight. 79 00:06:33,439 --> 00:06:40,959 This might be it. I would have thought after that amazing speech this morning that 80 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:45,840 more people would come for, you know, the yelling at each other that we normally devolve 81 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:54,080 into. What worries me about the low turnout is not just that the crustless sandwiches 82 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:59,920 are going to go bad unless Thane eats them all, which hopefully they will. 83 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:07,280 But also, what worries me is are people just so used to it that they can't even be mad 84 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:10,960 anymore? They're not even angry. It's just apathy now. 85 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:16,560 Yeah, I would think nothing's going to change. Well, maybe that's maybe that's the point we 86 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:22,640 start with is how's everybody feeling? Just like everybody loves a good icebreaker. 87 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:28,560 Maybe see like in one word, what what are you feeling? 88 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,200 That's how you think I should start the meeting. 89 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,120 That's how I think you should start the meeting. 90 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:37,920 OK, even I mean, you've never you always give great advice. You're very successful 91 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,960 at business, though. OK, yes, yes, I am. Let's do it. 92 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,800 Everyone, if you could just. Yeah, I think we're going to start. 93 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:50,879 It's sort of a low turnout in light of the mayor's speech this morning. 94 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:59,360 Taxes going up again, just the general sort of state of, you know, the business community. 95 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:05,840 I guess what we're going to do is just take a moment to think and reflect 96 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,960 and then we're going to go around in a circle and I'd like everyone 97 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:12,720 to just maybe give the one word to describe how they're feeling. 98 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:17,840 And we are, of course, this was Neven's idea. So we are going to start with Neven. 99 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:24,000 Oh, yes. I'm feeling in one word. 100 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,560 One word, right. That was what you would like to start with. 101 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,600 One word. I'm feeling 102 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:35,920 frustrated. Great June. 103 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:41,200 Trepidatious. Oh, that's a good word. 104 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,879 That's a good word. Yeah. OK, Thane. 105 00:08:44,879 --> 00:08:51,840 Well, I mean, I'm hungry. Great. We got a lot of sandwiches. 106 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,120 So yeah, I saw that there's going to be some leftovers. It's great. 107 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,080 It's perfect. Chuck, how are you doing? 108 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:06,480 Unsettled. OK, and Nissa, what do you think? 109 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:16,240 Oh, yeah. Yep, I'm feeling demoralized. 110 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:24,000 OK, and I guess I'll go last and I guess pissed. 111 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,120 Yeah. Not the fun drunk kind, 112 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:35,120 but like the WTF kind. I'm not usually in for that kind of language, 113 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:41,679 but I have to say it is called for. It's just it's either that or I just, 114 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:44,240 I don't know, give up. And I don't want to do that. 115 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:52,159 So I'm going to hold on to anger as sort of a motivating force and keep working hard, 116 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:58,559 keep serving my customers well. And what can we do to improve the situation? 117 00:09:59,439 --> 00:10:04,959 Nissa here. I've been hearing rumblings that a lot of people are thinking about just 118 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:11,679 leaving and going to Kingstown. Like there's more opportunity there and less 119 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,480 bullshit. My cousin Farb left, 120 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,559 went to Kingstown. Yeah, and how are they liking it? 121 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,800 Haven't heard from them since. Well, that's either good or not good. 122 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,760 You should probably hopefully a good sign. Maybe send a letter. 123 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,560 No, we weren't that close. I see. 124 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:36,160 Yeah, I mean, I don't want that. Of course, I don't want that to happen 125 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,920 because I don't like I can't. This is third generation. 126 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:45,040 I can't leave Everbane, so I'm in. And you have all been here 127 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,839 working. I mean, second generation June. How you've been. 128 00:10:50,879 --> 00:10:53,919 We've all been here a long time, so forever. 129 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:56,000 Yeah, it's frustrating. 130 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,039 I was here before the Cobbles were laid down in the streets. 131 00:10:59,039 --> 00:11:04,799 So what do we do? First thought, best thought riot. 132 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:10,399 That's a good one. Talking with your mouth full. 133 00:11:10,399 --> 00:11:14,159 Sorry. Well, you caught me at a good moment there. 134 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:18,240 The egg salad. Quite nice. You should all try it. 135 00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:24,879 Riots. Good. I also had a similar thought of down with the government, but 136 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:30,719 that seems like it's going to need more than how many are we here? 137 00:11:30,719 --> 00:11:33,599 Six people. Probably more than six people, 138 00:11:33,599 --> 00:11:39,120 especially since all those soldiers have come in to deal with the pirates or whatever. 139 00:11:39,839 --> 00:11:41,919 Or take our money. Yeah. 140 00:11:41,919 --> 00:11:43,599 Are they dealing with the pirates? 141 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,360 I haven't seen a single pirate. 142 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,639 Yeah. I mean, that could be proof that they are dealing with them. 143 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,519 I don't know. I think that's what they want you to think. 144 00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:55,200 I say, fuck the police. 145 00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:58,720 You heard me. 146 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:03,040 Yeah, June. I mean, I'm with you, but what do we actually do? 147 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,279 Because there is only the six of us and like, you know, 148 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:10,240 the maybe six other people we were hoping were going to be here. 149 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,519 So that's 12. 150 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,759 Yeah, it's interesting that Bench didn't show up. He said he was going to be here. 151 00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:16,259 Yeah. 152 00:12:17,439 --> 00:12:23,120 Oh, I saw him and that new guy last night, drunk as a skunk. 153 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,720 Oh, yeah, they were painting the town. 154 00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:26,559 With their vomit. 155 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:27,059 Yeah. 156 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,919 They didn't invite anybody else out? That's unfortunate. 157 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:34,879 There was a third one with them, the one from the city hall. 158 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,480 Oh, yes, that uptight little guy. 159 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:43,759 The sniffly one who's all about the making sure the i's are dotted 160 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:45,519 and the t's are crossed on the papers. 161 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:48,000 Yeah, and like submitting things on time. 162 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,600 Oak. You guys mean oak? 163 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,720 Yeah, that's the one. 164 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,279 Oh my goodness. 165 00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:52,320 Yeah, that's the one. 166 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:56,800 Before the school shut down, well, we went to school together 167 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,720 and he was just like that. Like when he was 12 years old, 168 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,240 he was exactly like that. 169 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:07,519 Oh, so he'd be the one that's like, hey, teacher, you didn't assign us homework. 170 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,840 Yes, I was just going to say exactly that. 171 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,439 He literally did that. 172 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,879 You know, like a kind person. 173 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:20,079 But, oh, not really fun on a night out, I wouldn't think. 174 00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:24,319 You can't trust a guy whose clothes are that pressed. 175 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:25,519 That's what I always say. 176 00:13:25,519 --> 00:13:28,079 And I taught him when he was in the third grade. 177 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,199 Um, neither here. 178 00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:33,039 Okay, everybody, you don't actually have to like 179 00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:35,919 announce who you are at a time because there's just the six of us. 180 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,480 Well, usually there's somebody taking minutes 181 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,400 and then it's important afterwards. 182 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,280 Oh, you're right. You're right. 183 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,880 I apologize. 184 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,360 Also, Thayne, could you please start taking notes? 185 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:45,840 Yep. 186 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:50,800 Perfect, because I know I volunteered last time, but I'm just not good with it. 187 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:54,880 It was off the rails, like going back over those minutes there, chuckle socks. 188 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,720 Eligible. 189 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:03,440 Eligible and some really sort of graphic, funny, 190 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,320 but probably inappropriate doodles. 191 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:11,440 Well, there was just like a lot of double entendres that were happening last time. 192 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,080 And so I just, I got distracted. 193 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,520 As one does. 194 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,000 Yeah, on the notes. 195 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:25,440 Um, anyways, what I was going to say is that obviously Bench, not here right now, 196 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:30,160 but a friend of the business association has an in with, 197 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,880 if he's out painting the town, so to speak. 198 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,120 Has an in with somebody who this is, 199 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,320 we're talking about the same one who's come to investigate, right? 200 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,560 Right. Thayne, you were telling us about this, that like, 201 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,560 there's like a new guy who's from Kingstown and he's like investigating. 202 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,760 Kingstown's got the tattoos and yeah. 203 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,560 So that's, oh, well we should ask. 204 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,160 One in the same, I believe. 205 00:14:54,160 --> 00:15:00,880 So rather than riot, you're suggesting perhaps we ask for an introduction to the new, 206 00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:06,559 maybe gonna help from the inside guy. 207 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:09,519 Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. 208 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,519 Yeah, we can turn him and have a spy. 209 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,919 Maybe we don't even need to turn him. 210 00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:15,439 He's from Kingstown, right? 211 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,200 Well, I feel like I'm ambivalent about whether that's good or bad. 212 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:24,720 Well, I mean, what was your, your cousin's name was it? 213 00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:25,759 Florp. 214 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:26,980 Florp? 215 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,679 Yep. That's, that's what I said. 216 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:35,360 Well, I mean, Florp's on yet to be confirmed, 217 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,440 but could be having a great time in Kingstown. 218 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,680 That's enough for me to say that, you know, 219 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,760 maybe we at least need an introduction, figure out where they stand. 220 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,000 And if Bench likes them, I mean, Bench is. 221 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,360 Bench is one of the best. 222 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:55,120 Yeah. Okay, so plan A, introduction to investigator from Kingstown. 223 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:56,720 Plan B. 224 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,000 Riot and Molotov cocktails. 225 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,720 Whoa. 226 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,440 You got it, June. 227 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,399 Yes. You, and you work at the mill, 228 00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,800 so you've got a lot of flammables out there, so. 229 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,440 I sure do. 230 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,120 Okay. Well, let's strike that from the minutes there, Thane. 231 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:16,080 Just in case, just in case something comes back to us. 232 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,680 Oh, no paper trail. 233 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,399 Yeah, I know. 234 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:21,360 And I think this was before you started taking notes, 235 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,399 but maybe when June said fuck the police, maybe just get rid of that too. 236 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,600 Got it. Yep. 237 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,100 Perfect. 238 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,139 A lot of my stuff ends up being stricken. 239 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:31,700 You're too powerful, June. You're too powerful. 240 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,420 That's true. 241 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:36,420 Time to take a break and have ourselves some fun in the middle. 242 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:40,340 Hey, friends. 243 00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:43,620 We just wanted to dip in and say, hey, thanks for listening. 244 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,100 We appreciate you being here for this new season, 245 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:50,259 and it's a great time for you to tell all your friends who you've been like, 246 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:54,340 oh gosh, you should listen to this thing that's nearly 300 episodes long. 247 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:56,580 Now's a great time because it's five. 248 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,660 Come in on the ground floor. 249 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:03,220 Yeah, this is easier onboarding when there's just like five episodes instead of hundreds, 250 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:06,500 and then the great thing is there is still the hundreds. 251 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,620 Yes, so once they fall in love. 252 00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:12,660 So once they like us, there's so much of that delicious, delicious content. 253 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:13,220 So good. 254 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:19,299 But with this new and super awesome season that we got going on, 255 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,980 we are doing a downtime that's a little different, 256 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,500 and if you don't know what downtime is, 257 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:26,660 Carla's going to tell you. 258 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,740 Amy doesn't know what downtime is either. 259 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:29,460 No, I do know. 260 00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:33,299 I was waiting to see which of us you were going to tell 261 00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:36,740 the world was going to talk about the downtime. 262 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:39,860 So after we record our episodes, immediately after, 263 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:46,660 we have a little debrief that we call Dungeon's Downtime that's released to patrons, 264 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:51,220 and we are doing it a little bit different this season, 265 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,579 coming out the same day. 266 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:57,779 So you can listen to the episode and then immediately listen to a debrief on the episode, 267 00:17:57,779 --> 00:18:00,019 and sometimes that means like just laughing 268 00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:05,539 and then talking about the future for our characters and what we want to happen. 269 00:18:05,539 --> 00:18:06,259 It's real deep. 270 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:06,660 I don't know. 271 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:07,779 Are they still in the box? 272 00:18:07,779 --> 00:18:08,339 Really? 273 00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:10,660 Okay, I guess one day maybe they'll get out of the box. 274 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:14,180 And just say that it's not spoilers talking about the future, 275 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,900 it's hopes for talking about getting out of the box. 276 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:20,100 Or like maybe, or what about this idea? 277 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,260 We brainstormed during this time, 278 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:26,580 and so it could be a little sneak peek into the future, 279 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:31,540 or we could have completely let go whatever ideas have happened. 280 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:34,900 Or we could completely forget, and they're just gone. 281 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,660 And then in six months, you'll be like, 282 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,700 what about that idea? 283 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,180 And we'll be like, and that's the fun thing. 284 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:43,540 We'll say, that's a great idea you came up with all by yourself. 285 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,940 Then I would just gaslight them and be like, I never said that. 286 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,020 There was a legitimate recording. 287 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:51,619 We have proof, Amy. 288 00:18:51,619 --> 00:18:52,420 I don't believe you. 289 00:18:53,379 --> 00:18:55,460 But also, we used to do down times, 290 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,220 and they were kind of like short little snippets, 291 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,139 but we're really, we beefed them up. 292 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:02,099 Talking like 10 minutes, maybe a little longer, 293 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,139 really getting into the, like digging into the meat. 294 00:19:05,139 --> 00:19:06,180 No, that's not how that's said. 295 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,460 Yeah, you're digging into the meat. 296 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:08,019 Digging into the meat. 297 00:19:08,019 --> 00:19:09,059 We're digging into the meat. 298 00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:09,539 Yeah, that's right. 299 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,660 Just carving it out. 300 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:12,259 It's just like some big meat party. 301 00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:14,420 It's like some badgers just digging in there. 302 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,299 Yep. 303 00:19:15,299 --> 00:19:17,220 And with that, you can find those. 304 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,259 Took a gross turn there. 305 00:19:18,579 --> 00:19:20,099 Yeah, I'm sorry I said meat party. 306 00:19:20,099 --> 00:19:24,019 Yeah, you can find those at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 307 00:19:24,819 --> 00:19:26,099 Sign up at any tier there. 308 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,859 Seven day free trial at the five and $25 tiers. 309 00:19:30,579 --> 00:19:32,900 So you can come test it out, see if you like it, 310 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:36,259 and then stick around because not many people don't stick around 311 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,740 once they come join and hang out in the community. 312 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:39,220 That's true. 313 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,420 Have a great time. 314 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:43,539 And when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you. 315 00:19:43,539 --> 00:19:47,299 Like today's patron, Jeffrey Byrne. 316 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,379 Thank you, Jeffrey. 317 00:19:49,379 --> 00:19:50,180 Thanks, Jeffrey. 318 00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:53,379 We appreciate you sticking around. 319 00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:54,579 We do appreciate you. 320 00:19:54,579 --> 00:19:54,980 Being here with us. 321 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:56,740 Thank you so much for your support. 322 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:57,460 Absolutely. 323 00:19:58,579 --> 00:20:02,419 So you too can be like Jeffrey and join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 324 00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:06,099 And now, I'm pretty sure that's the end of the downtime. 325 00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:09,940 So we'll get you back to the episode and you have a great week 326 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,059 and we'll talk to you soon. 327 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,099 Love you. 328 00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:12,419 Bye. 329 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:13,940 Love you. 330 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:14,419 Bye. 331 00:20:14,419 --> 00:20:15,700 That's the end of the downtime? 332 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,779 And that's what I said. 333 00:20:19,779 --> 00:20:20,419 Yeah. 334 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:24,180 That's the middle downtime now. 335 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:24,659 Oh my God. 336 00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:25,220 It's a downtime. 337 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,899 Now we're doing a downtime in the middle. 338 00:20:26,899 --> 00:20:27,460 We can't do it. 339 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,419 Oh my God. 340 00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:29,299 Back away slowly. 341 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:40,980 We find ourselves in an alleyway. 342 00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:47,059 There's a pile of crates stacked up, some old milk cartons. 343 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,139 And a dumpster. 344 00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:53,539 And a door gets kicked open. 345 00:20:53,539 --> 00:21:00,339 And a stout half-elf, lovely middle-aged woman comes out. 346 00:21:01,299 --> 00:21:03,460 She's got an apron on. 347 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:06,259 It's all stained with pasta sauce and different foods. 348 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:10,819 And is carrying out a tray of what looks like some stale bread. 349 00:21:11,859 --> 00:21:16,579 She's making her way over to the dumpster and she pauses in the middle of the street. 350 00:21:16,899 --> 00:21:20,500 And looks both ways and then clears her throat. 351 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:28,099 Alydin peeks out from behind the dumpster. 352 00:21:29,139 --> 00:21:29,699 Looks around. 353 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,259 Looks like it's clear there, dear. 354 00:21:34,019 --> 00:21:36,179 Thank you so much, Miss Figglesworth. 355 00:21:36,179 --> 00:21:37,220 Oh, of course, dear. 356 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:38,819 How are you doing? 357 00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,339 How are the other kids doing? 358 00:21:40,339 --> 00:21:42,019 I haven't seen many of them around lately. 359 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:45,299 You know, there's been a lot of other soldiers 360 00:21:45,299 --> 00:21:46,579 roaming around these days. 361 00:21:46,579 --> 00:21:48,500 They have increased patrols, yeah. 362 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:52,659 It has made it hard for the kids to, you know, get out and... 363 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,180 You've been staying out of Dase's way? 364 00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:56,099 Oh, yeah. 365 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:00,339 Yeah, I think so. 366 00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:00,839 Okay. 367 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,460 Well, I've got a few here for you. 368 00:22:04,659 --> 00:22:06,500 She lowers the tray down for you. 369 00:22:07,779 --> 00:22:08,899 Oh, thank you so much. 370 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:12,019 You know, I don't have to take all of these. 371 00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:14,180 I think just three would do, I think so. 372 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,299 They're just going in... 373 00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:16,500 They're just going in the bin. 374 00:22:17,299 --> 00:22:20,500 It's closing time. 375 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,779 No one's going to miss these ones. 376 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:26,340 Take them, fill up, and here. 377 00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:28,100 And she reaches into her pocket 378 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:30,580 and pulls out this nicely wrapped cupcake 379 00:22:32,259 --> 00:22:34,019 and gives it to you and says, 380 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:37,940 share it, keep it for yourself, whatever you need. 381 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,420 Oh, now I've got that big decision to make. 382 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,580 And Alydin is taking the... 383 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:46,980 I'm imagining them like, 384 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:48,980 baguettes, because why wouldn't I? 385 00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:51,940 Because we're a baguette team. 386 00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:55,940 This is a baguette is like the official bread of Dumbgeons and Dragons, 387 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:58,100 so it's obviously a baguette. 388 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,500 And visit us at patreon.com slash dunndragoncast 389 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,620 for your free baguette. 390 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,380 Offer not valid. 391 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,340 Offer complete bullshit. 392 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,259 Alydin takes the baguettes 393 00:23:08,259 --> 00:23:09,539 and starts to put them in their bucket 394 00:23:09,539 --> 00:23:10,420 and starts saying, 395 00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:12,740 I got a bucket full, a bucket full of baguettes. 396 00:23:13,619 --> 00:23:15,220 And it's just kind of humming to herself. 397 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:19,059 Someone overhears this song you're singing to yourself 398 00:23:19,059 --> 00:23:20,659 and they get on their phone and they say, 399 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:26,500 Natasha, it's your cousin, Marvin, listen to this. 400 00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:36,980 It was Natasha Bedingfield, right? 401 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:37,619 I'm pretty sure. 402 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:38,580 Yeah, I think it was. 403 00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:43,940 We pan back down from the window above. 404 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:49,780 Alydin says, same time next week, 405 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:53,380 maybe if you have any leftovers. 406 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:55,140 Of course, yeah, I'll see you then. 407 00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:57,620 Okay, thanks. 408 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:00,260 If you get in trouble, 409 00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:01,940 you know you can come back here, okay? 410 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,860 Yeah, okay, but I don't get in trouble. 411 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:06,420 I know. 412 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:10,900 She turns and starts heading back towards the door. 413 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:14,020 And Alydin scurries away. 414 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,220 Kavlaran and Bench, 415 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:28,820 you're standing outside of Oak's house now. 416 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:31,140 You're just kind of fanning your tongue off 417 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:34,180 from the way too hot tea that was served to you 418 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,460 up in Oak's childhood bedroom. 419 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:43,700 So we went to the office and he was not there. 420 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:46,100 We found the bag, which we... 421 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:49,860 Did we leave the bag with Mrs. Oak? 422 00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:52,900 It didn't really make sense to take it. 423 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,259 Yeah, so we left the bag 424 00:24:56,259 --> 00:24:58,340 and then we came to the house 425 00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:00,019 and I don't find Oak. 426 00:25:00,019 --> 00:25:03,620 Maybe the worst happened. 427 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,019 Wait, what's the worst? 428 00:25:06,019 --> 00:25:08,420 He fell asleep in the dumpster somewhere 429 00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:11,220 and then got picked up and taken down to the landfill. 430 00:25:12,019 --> 00:25:13,299 I mean, that would be pretty bad. 431 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:17,380 Not that I know from personal experience or anything. 432 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:18,820 Yeah, no. 433 00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:22,259 I feel like that is the worst case scenario. 434 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,660 That's the absolute worst case thing that could have happened. 435 00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:29,220 I thought you were going to escalate 436 00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:31,460 to him being thrown in the trash 437 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,940 and then the trash being thrown into the compactor. 438 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:35,539 And it's a compactor and now he's just a small, cute... 439 00:25:35,539 --> 00:25:37,860 Yeah, and then there's space aliens that come out of it 440 00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:40,420 and he didn't have a Han Solo with him to escape. 441 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:40,980 Exactly. 442 00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:43,620 But yeah, glad to know that the worst case scenario 443 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:45,140 is just a little bit of dumpster sleeping. 444 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:46,019 That's good. 445 00:25:46,019 --> 00:25:46,519 Yeah. 446 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:51,380 I don't know where else we could go to find him. 447 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:57,220 Any good sandwich places around here? 448 00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:59,059 You know, he's always going on about sandwiches. 449 00:26:00,019 --> 00:26:03,779 Well, there's probably a pretty good sandwich place. 450 00:26:04,899 --> 00:26:06,259 Let's start walking. 451 00:26:06,259 --> 00:26:09,220 If only we had like a clue or something to go off of, 452 00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:10,500 like as a place where... 453 00:26:11,859 --> 00:26:13,859 Like, oh, because he's a meticulous person 454 00:26:13,859 --> 00:26:15,619 and he didn't have anything in his bag. 455 00:26:16,419 --> 00:26:19,379 Well, he had like the one empty potion 456 00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:20,579 and the one full potion. 457 00:26:21,139 --> 00:26:23,299 He did have the empty potion in his bag. 458 00:26:23,299 --> 00:26:23,859 Wait, what? 459 00:26:23,859 --> 00:26:24,899 Did I not show you? 460 00:26:26,179 --> 00:26:26,679 No. 461 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,080 You didn't tell me that there was a clue. 462 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,519 Did you keep the potion or did you give it back to Mrs. Oak? 463 00:26:34,519 --> 00:26:35,640 Do we have to go talk to... 464 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,920 I didn't think it was much of a clue. 465 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:42,440 No, I kept them in my bag just in case we needed to check on them or 466 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,640 lost and found them. 467 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,120 I don't know. 468 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,680 Let me see the fucking potions. 469 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,380 God! 470 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,200 Get to the potions! 471 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,700 Here I am. 472 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,680 Give me the potions. 473 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,840 Here I am, walking around streets, 474 00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:02,120 feeling like I got hit by a fucking four-horse carriage 475 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,039 and you're like withholding information from me. 476 00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:07,480 Well, no, I wasn't withholding. 477 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,279 I just didn't... 478 00:27:08,279 --> 00:27:09,720 I thought we were friends. 479 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:10,680 No, we are friends. 480 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,200 I just didn't think it was relevant. 481 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,720 I'm trying to get my business back. 482 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,840 Any clue is a good clue. 483 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,799 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 484 00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:17,480 Okay, all right, here's the potions. 485 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,680 God damn it. 486 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,799 Oh, yeah, okay. 487 00:27:20,519 --> 00:27:24,120 He takes a look at the potions and gives them a shake 488 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,040 and then looks at the insignia on top and says, 489 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,200 ah, this is sweet apothecary. 490 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,720 Maybe they know when he got them 491 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,920 or when he was in there last. 492 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,240 Maybe this is like maybe we went there last night. 493 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,200 Or maybe what they do. 494 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,240 Or maybe what they do. 495 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,120 Maybe what they do. 496 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:40,200 Yeah, are you very concerned with what the vials do? 497 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,080 Well, no, but just, you know, 498 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,360 surely if they sold it to him, 499 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,480 they'll be able to tell us. 500 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,400 Sure, yeah. 501 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,000 Just another way to find out, too. 502 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,800 Well, I'm just gonna drink a random potion. 503 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,240 Coward. 504 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,040 Didn't you hear that happen to Florp a while back? 505 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,960 Oh, is that what happened to Florp? 506 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,480 I thought it went to Kingstown. 507 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,080 No, no, no, no, no, no. 508 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,040 On his way, he stopped at the potion shop 509 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,640 and then they had like a deal of the day 510 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,680 on a mystery potion. 511 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,240 And you know, quite the gambler, that Florp. 512 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,760 So he took them up on it. 513 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,400 Oh, shit. 514 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,880 Oh, June's gonna be so upset. 515 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,120 We're not, take this to our grave. 516 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,200 Oh, okay. 517 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,640 We will never tell June 518 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,600 that her dear cousin Florp, 519 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,480 something happened to them because of a potion. 520 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,759 From what I was told, 521 00:28:28,759 --> 00:28:31,080 he just kind of blinked out of existence. 522 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,120 Wait, what? 523 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,600 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season three, episode five. 524 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,400 This episode starred Amy More as Alydin, 525 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,800 Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane, 526 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,360 Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave, 527 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,360 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 528 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,840 Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted 529 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,520 and sound design by Russ More. 530 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,640 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound 531 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,720 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 532 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,040 Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 533 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,440 Our amazing cover art and character designs 534 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,880 are by Matt Garbutt. 535 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,280 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 536 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,240 Gabriel Lynch, 537 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,280 Jessica Babiak, 538 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,240 Cat Waterflame, 539 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,200 Jacob Madden, 540 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,160 Christian Brown, 541 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,200 Craig Zeiss, 542 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,080 Perry Matey, 543 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,280 Ongarong Kiersen, 544 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,800 Old School Gamer D, 545 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:20,919 L.A. Branton, 546 00:29:20,919 --> 00:29:22,119 Nathaniel Teeter, 547 00:29:22,119 --> 00:29:22,759 Luna, 548 00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:23,639 and Aaron. 549 00:29:23,639 --> 00:29:25,559 And some more names that we want to thank 550 00:29:25,559 --> 00:29:28,039 of those who are helping build this world. 551 00:29:28,039 --> 00:29:30,279 Lord Eracken gave us the name June 552 00:29:30,279 --> 00:29:31,319 in Boston's Mill. 553 00:29:31,319 --> 00:29:32,680 We'll be learning more about them 554 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,200 as the time goes on. 555 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,879 French Canadian Will gave us 556 00:29:35,879 --> 00:29:37,960 Chuckle Sock Snickersoul. 557 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,119 Twiglets gave us Flight Figglesworth, 558 00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:41,720 who works at the Copper Kettle. 559 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,919 Lovely, dear. 560 00:29:42,919 --> 00:29:44,440 And Cat Waterflame provided 561 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,879 the sweet apothecary, 562 00:29:45,879 --> 00:29:46,519 which will... 563 00:29:47,399 --> 00:29:49,720 which may make a full appearance 564 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,160 in the next episode. 565 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,759 Join us today at patreon.com 566 00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:53,960 slash dumb dragon cast 567 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,960 with a free seven day trial. 568 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,720 You can help us build the world. 569 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,640 We've got so much bonus content 570 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,600 coming your way that... 571 00:30:02,279 --> 00:30:03,400 Are you even going to have time 572 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,279 to listen to it all? 573 00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:05,000 Probably. 574 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,759 Probably is the answer. 575 00:30:06,759 --> 00:30:08,600 Before, after, during that, 576 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,079 whatever. 577 00:30:09,079 --> 00:30:10,440 Did you know we have a newsletter? 578 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,240 There's a link tree 579 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,279 down in the description 580 00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:13,000 where you can sign up 581 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,880 for our newsletter, 582 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,400 get informed at the beginning of the month 583 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,279 of what's coming up, 584 00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:17,319 what's coming your way. 585 00:30:17,319 --> 00:30:18,200 We've got a lot of things 586 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,480 that we're very excited about 587 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,680 and we want you to know. 588 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:21,880 So sign up for that. 589 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,400 Join us on Discord. 590 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,240 Come join us on Patreon. 591 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,839 Those are the three main ones. 592 00:30:26,839 --> 00:30:29,240 If you're doing any or all of those, 593 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,680 we appreciate you. 594 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,120 So thank you for listening. 595 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,319 That's it for this week. 596 00:30:33,319 --> 00:30:34,839 We hope you enjoyed the fun. 597 00:30:34,839 --> 00:30:35,960 Have a great week 598 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,160 and we'll talk to you soon. 599 00:30:50,039 --> 00:30:52,519 Like, incinerated? 600 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:54,279 Well, no, just like one minute 601 00:30:54,279 --> 00:30:54,839 he was there 602 00:30:54,839 --> 00:30:55,799 and then the next second 603 00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:56,440 he wasn't there. 604 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,839 I don't know how to process this. 605 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,120 Let's go to Sweet Apothecary. 606 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,120 Maybe they can tell us 607 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,039 what potion Thorpe took 608 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,519 and maybe where Oak is. 609 00:31:13,319 --> 00:31:14,839 Oak, you and Bench 610 00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:17,000 are leaned up against each other 611 00:31:17,079 --> 00:31:22,359 in Cav, you and Bench. 612 00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:22,859 Fuck. 613 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,079 Herseus, you and Bench. 614 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,400 Kavlaran and Oak. 615 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,759 Nope, Kavlaran and Bench. 616 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:34,039 I don't know why I can't just 617 00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:35,720 fucking get one of your names right 618 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,279 all the time. 619 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,440 Natasha Beddingfield. 620 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,920 Natasha and cousin Marvin Beddingfield. 621 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,759 Dumbgeons and Dragons 622 00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:46,119 is a Dumb Dragons production.