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There's the sound of scuffling around, there's moving of boxes, there's some digging in the

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ground. And Tally walks up to Alydin and says, so what happens if we find these tunnels?

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What do you mean what happens if we find the tunnels?

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Everybody's asking questions, right everybody? Like we've got like what if we find the tunnels,

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like they were like Kinney's guys probably have like a plan for what these tunnels are.

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If they're looking for tunnels, what's our plan for the tunnels? Like are we

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going to tell them or are we going to? Do we live in the tunnels now?

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Oh, we can live in the tunnels. Oh my God. No, we don't live in

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the tunnels. Listen, guys, having the tunnel information gives us leverage.

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Leverage against who? Not against anybody. It's just

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we have wants and needs. Wait, what's leverage?

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That is when you can use something that you have or you know to your advantage

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against someone else to get something you want. What do we want?

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Food. Treasure?

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Treasure. Well, I mean. What if there's treasure in them tunnels?

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I would love to like not live in this place.

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So you want to live in the tunnels? Because we're going to live in the

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tunnels with the treasure. Guys. OK, so if we know where these

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tunnels are, we can use them if we want to, to get around, to go different places in the city

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where we're like, maybe we're not so really welcome. And also, then if we know this

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and Kinney's men are desperate, maybe we can tell them for a price.

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You see? Then we get the treasure.

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Maybe. Maybe it's a real house. There's a house in the tunnels?

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Maybe it's consistent food tally. I just I can't with you right now.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast.

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I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. He him and Dumbgeons and Dragons stars

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Amy More as Alydin. She her again, never specified to dig necessary.

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Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave. He him or, you know, we could just

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dip five minutes early. And Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane. She her.

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I don't know if you're angling for me to pay for you to have a special visit

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when we get to the Quivering Hills, but I did just say dinner and drinks are on me.

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And now it's adventure time, baby. Fuck it. Let's play.

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We hear the sound of a door closing and Kavlaran, you walk back into your office

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and Oak is finishing up some paperwork for the day.

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It's nearly time to punch the clock, so to speak.

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He turns and looks and says, I'm just about done. We've got 18 more papers to file

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and we can probably do it if we both put our heads down

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like within the next five minutes. What do you say?

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I mean, that does sound like a plan. Yeah.

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Uh, or, you know, we could just dip out five minutes early.

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Dip out five minutes early.

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Yeah, just close the door and do this tomorrow.

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Um, but but Nina said that they were due by the end of the day today and that

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I would just I would just be really uncomfortable

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and I want to get the most out of boys night.

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And if we got to do papers.

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So you're you're telling me that you won't be able to stop thinking about these papers

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if they're not done before the end of the day.

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Just look at these papers like, look, this one cat in tree.

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We need to file that one.

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Look, uh, taxes raising.

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What does that even get filed in?

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Uh, oh, uh, that's going to get filed in the cat and tree department.

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We have a department for.

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There's a whole department for cat and tree staffed with eight people.

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I mean, well, right away, it feels like that's maybe a few too many people,

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like six too many people.

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This place has so many cats and so many trees

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that they're constantly just up there.

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If we didn't have a full department, the backlog in what would we even put it into

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like some sort of animal resources like that's not even reasonable.

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OK, well, I'll tell you what we will buckle down.

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OK, get this paperwork done great.

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So you can come and enjoy boys night with me and Bench at the Brewed Awakening.

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OK, great, great, great, great.

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I can't wait like Bench hasn't really wanted to hang out with me ever.

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And he's going back to scribbling on the papers and hands you a stack.

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He's only handed you two and he has the rest of them.

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What do you think Bench is going to be serving up tonight?

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And, uh, I don't know.

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I know that they're closed.

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So like we just like a friend's thing, right?

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This isn't like we're not paying for this.

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This is this isn't like a health and safety thing that we got to worry about.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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This is this is just total, total hangout time.

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Great, great, great.

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Ah, I've been waiting for a hangout time.

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Uh, so I'm done.

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OK, did you do your two?

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Uh, I did a pretty good job on them.

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I think I'd love to roll like some sort of persuasion roll.

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Are you trying to persuade or are you trying to deceive?

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I guess I'm trying to persuade him that I did a great job, even though, like,

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let's be honest, I probably try to deceive.

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I guess.

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Yeah.

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OK, so roll deception.

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Guess it just depends on which side of the coin you look at here.

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That's a nine.

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Look, I can see you really want to go out to boys night.

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We'll save these two for the morning and you can redo them in the morning.

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OK, because I can see right now that you haven't put

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down the proper forwarding address.

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You don't have to look any closer.

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OK, I mean, it's over your shoulder.

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OK, anyway, that's just I'll file these ones on the way out

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and we'll be on our way.

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Boys night.

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We hear the sound of a carriage rolling by Everbane's and inside,

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Bonwyn, you have finished the Estro blade for your client, Milord Ignatius,

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and are packaging it up for delivery.

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Neven has stopped by at the end of the day just to kind of hang out

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as they sometimes do and come along with you on this delivery.

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So that's a really cool blade.

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Like, how much did that one cost?

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Oh, I mean, rude.

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I mean, a lot.

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How about dinner and drinks are on me after we make the delivery?

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Geez.

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Nice.

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So OK.

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Yeah, it's it's a good one.

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But I mean, not to brag, but look at it.

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It's gorgeous.

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So such a fine point.

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I want to dare you to touch it, but I don't because it will cut you.

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Thanks for the warning.

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But look at I mean, jewels in the hilt.

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It's it's gorgeous and deadly.

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And here, take it.

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Take it just by the handle.

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Oh, how light it is.

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That's so light.

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It's like that.

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Look at the bAlydince on that.

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I don't know.

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That's what people say when they pick up pick up blades.

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But like, if I put my finger there.

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Exactly.

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You can just barely moves.

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Nice work.

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So did you you brought the silk?

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Perfect.

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Oh, yeah, of course.

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Here you go, Ignatius.

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You know, Ignatius is always like,

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head to toe green.

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It's kind of his cool signature look.

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So yeah, I've carved a perfect box.

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So it just will set in there nicely.

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The blade won't touch.

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And then I'll close that up.

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And of course, wrap it in the silk and with that ribbon.

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Can you pass me that?

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Yeah, here you go.

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Perfect.

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And then we tie it.

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And then as always, he'll just pull it and it will sort of drift down slowly

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and go and that box will kind of open up and the blade will present itself.

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And I mean, you know, that's why I can pay for dinner and drinks tonight

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because this isn't cheap.

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Because this sounds rather sexual in nature is what it does.

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I mean, he's going to be on board with it.

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I mean, Ignatius runs the brothel.

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So it's it all just makes perfect sense.

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Yeah, yeah, it's I mean, the classy brothel.

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Of course.

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Yeah, the quivering hills.

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I mean, I think I'm good.

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I'm ready.

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Let's get in the carriage.

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We'll head across the bridge, go to the quivering hills, drop this off,

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take in the sights, maybe if you're interested.

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And then dinner and drinks wherever you want to go.

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Love it.

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OK, the two of you grab the bag and lock the door behind or

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sit like an open halfway.

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We haven't described it.

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So I have an office and workshop kind of within the more open forge.

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So that's where we would be doing this.

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So I would like close and lock the door behind me

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because I have a safe where I keep, you know, the jewels and the estrel

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and the money and all that stuff.

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But otherwise, it is kind of more open concept because of all the heat

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and yeah, the forges and whatnot.

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So Thane can kind of wander freely everywhere else.

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Awesome.

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And as you lock it and you're heading back out,

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Thane, who's working on something, kind of catches you over their shoulder

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and says, all right, I'll lock up tonight.

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I'll close everything down.

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You have a great one.

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OK, yeah, just heading to the quivering hill.

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See you later.

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Don't have too much fun.

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I give him a big wink.

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I think we've looked everywhere.

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Have you found anything yet, Alydin?

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No.

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No, but I mean, this place is big.

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And let's face it, those two over there have been like

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digging in each other's spots the entire time.

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Get out of my way.

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No, get out of my way.

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I was looking here first.

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If we look here together, we'll just dig us twice as fast.

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Maybe we'll dig deep enough that the tunnels will make the tunnels.

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We could build our own tunnels.

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We could build our own tunnels.

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Alydin seems really excited about tunnels.

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Alydin, don't look over here.

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Well, we almost found the tunnel.

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We have a surprise, but not now.

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Just don't worry about it.

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We'll tell you later.

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I see what you mean.

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I see what you mean.

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OK, so where have you been looking?

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Well, if I was going to hide secret tunnels,

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there would probably be some kind of a trap door.

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So I appreciate, like, how hard they're working over there

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with their spoons and stuff.

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But we shouldn't have to dig down too far.

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Look, help me move these big crates,

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because I feel like wouldn't you put a big crate

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on top of something that you don't want anyone to see?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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OK, here I come.

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You want to roll a strength check with advantage,

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because hold on.

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I'll tell you if it's with advantage.

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It is not with advantage.

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Six.

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No, four.

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I'm a child.

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Everybody, we're going to need a hand.

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I just don't think we can get this.

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Everybody, come over here.

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Help us move this crate, OK?

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OK.

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OK, here I come.

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Pull like you've got purpose.

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Come on.

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All right, now roll with advantage,

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because you have eight kids.

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It's an 11 and a 3.

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11.

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The group of these children all pile on, at first,

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kind of all pile around all sides and are all pushing in.

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Are we doing it?

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No.

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Did it move?

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No, guys, we got to pick a direction.

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Pull toward me.

251
00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:16,340
You guys on that side, you push.

252
00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:17,139
You don't pull.

253
00:12:17,139 --> 00:12:17,700
OK.

254
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,139
We want it to go this way.

255
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:19,539
Got it.

256
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:19,860
OK.

257
00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:20,019
Great.

258
00:12:20,019 --> 00:12:20,580
OK.

259
00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:21,299
OK.

260
00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:23,620
All right, three, two, one.

261
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,259
And then you hear the crate sliding.

262
00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:37,620
And as it clears, there is a wooden panel underneath.

263
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,620
We'll flip my pancake, Tally.

264
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:40,340
You see that?

265
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,780
Oh, gosh.

266
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:42,740
That's no dirt floor.

267
00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:44,820
This is under the crate where we've

268
00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:46,420
been standing this whole time.

269
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,980
We've been digging for what seems like all day.

270
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,180
Yeah.

271
00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:54,899
Yeah, I, again, never specified to dig necessarily.

272
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,780
How else are you going to find tunnels in the ground,

273
00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:58,580
Alydin?

274
00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:03,220
We moved a box that was sitting on top of a trap door, Tally.

275
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:04,740
All right.

276
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,220
Well, that's why you make the big bucks around here.

277
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:07,860
Mm-hmm.

278
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:08,420
OK.

279
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,019
Can we see what's inside?

280
00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:10,899
Can you lift it?

281
00:13:10,899 --> 00:13:11,460
What's in there?

282
00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:11,939
Is it treasure?

283
00:13:11,939 --> 00:13:12,500
Yeah, can we go in?

284
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:12,980
Is it food?

285
00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:13,539
Is it treasure?

286
00:13:13,539 --> 00:13:14,179
OK, listen.

287
00:13:14,179 --> 00:13:15,539
You guys have to stay here.

288
00:13:15,539 --> 00:13:16,980
Tally, help me open this up.

289
00:13:18,019 --> 00:13:18,500
OK.

290
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,460
Yeah, we've already just shown that I'm very strong.

291
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,500
I can help with this.

292
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,019
It is a trap door.

293
00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:25,059
It is a piece of wood.

294
00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,220
Well, is it a trap?

295
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,699
Wait, is there like a code word or anything

296
00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:32,179
you want to see as a warning if someone's coming?

297
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:32,819
Yes.

298
00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:33,620
Mm-hmm.

299
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,059
Yeah, that's a good idea.

300
00:13:35,059 --> 00:13:35,379
Yeah.

301
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,699
Well, should we stick with the barn animal noises

302
00:13:37,699 --> 00:13:39,059
that we had them doing earlier?

303
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,220
Like the birds?

304
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,259
Yeah, but don't be so realistic this time, OK?

305
00:13:45,299 --> 00:13:46,340
Yeah, give us an example.

306
00:13:46,899 --> 00:13:47,399
OK.

307
00:13:49,139 --> 00:13:50,500
So like, ah.

308
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,379
Oh, that's good.

309
00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:52,419
Gubble, gubble, gubble.

310
00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:53,299
Oh, I like that one.

311
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,179
Yeah, OK.

312
00:13:54,179 --> 00:13:56,579
Oh, I like that combination of them.

313
00:13:56,579 --> 00:13:57,059
Yeah.

314
00:13:57,059 --> 00:13:57,379
OK.

315
00:13:58,019 --> 00:13:59,059
And do it loud, though, OK?

316
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:00,980
Yeah, yeah.

317
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:01,860
Yeah, yeah.

318
00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:08,100
I think that Alydin has probably snooped enough to check for a

319
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:12,379
a simple trap of some kind before just pulling it open.

320
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:14,019
You wanna make an investigation roll then?

321
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,139
Yes.

322
00:14:15,139 --> 00:14:16,379
All right, hold on, Tally.

323
00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:17,300
Okay, yeah.

324
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,500
I just wanna check this out.

325
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,139
I'll wait for your go.

326
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,340
16, 15, I know how to count.

327
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,659
You look and at first glance,

328
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:32,220
there's nothing that appears to be protruding

329
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,240
or any locking mechanism.

330
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,820
You run your hands along the side

331
00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,379
and you're able to find the perimeter

332
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:40,059
which has been like covered over with dirt.

333
00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:44,100
It doesn't look to you that there is any trap

334
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,939
that is going to be of danger to you

335
00:14:46,939 --> 00:14:49,460
in just lifting this panel.

336
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:53,659
Okay, hey, remember that time

337
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:57,659
that we lifted the chest

338
00:14:57,659 --> 00:15:01,179
from Sir Wrinkle Bottom's door?

339
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,580
Yeah.

340
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:07,340
And all that gross smell and smoke stuff

341
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,620
came out.

342
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,000
Yeah, that wasn't very good.

343
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,740
Okay, so it didn't look like the gross smoke stuff

344
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,860
was gonna come out, but it did.

345
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:17,700
So it could be like that.

346
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,460
So here's what we gotta do.

347
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,220
You guys, you guys go further back, further back.

348
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,660
Tally, we're gonna do like a lift and flip

349
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:26,660
for the lift. Lift and flip.

350
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:27,540
The lift and flip.

351
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:31,100
And then we're gonna run in the other directions.

352
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,460
It's gonna be a flip and then a run.

353
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:34,820
And then a run. Yes.

354
00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:35,820
Lift, run.

355
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:36,860
Yeah, but we have to lift it

356
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,379
and then we gotta flip it all the way off.

357
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:39,220
All the way off.

358
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,300
Okay, okay, okay.

359
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,259
Here we go.

360
00:15:41,259 --> 00:15:42,100
Okay, you got this?

361
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:42,919
Got it.

362
00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:43,759
Lift, lift with our legs.

363
00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:44,600
Lift, flip, run.

364
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,860
Three, two, one.

365
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,539
Door flips, both of you run back.

366
00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:54,700
There's this almost vacuum effect of dust

367
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:58,500
that has plumed out of the hole that you've revealed.

368
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,300
You can't see inside it.

369
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,659
You are all huddled behind some crates

370
00:16:02,659 --> 00:16:03,860
on the other side of the room.

371
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,420
You look and you see this dust settle back down.

372
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,940
Nothing's coming out of it,

373
00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,580
but you can't see down into

374
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,580
from the position that you're in.

375
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,620
It doesn't smell like that gross smoke.

376
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:20,620
No, it just smells like the warehouse, a little stale.

377
00:16:21,779 --> 00:16:24,820
All right, I'm gonna go take a look.

378
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:29,779
I creep quietly.

379
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,899
You make it to the edge and you look down

380
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:36,100
and it's very dark in this hole that opens up into.

381
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,139
It looks, at first glance,

382
00:16:38,139 --> 00:16:39,820
looks kind of like a cold cellar.

383
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:44,300
It goes down a few feet with a little bit of a ladder

384
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,180
and then opens up into a much larger room

385
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,100
that you can't get the full scope of

386
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,659
without going down the stairs.

387
00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:55,500
You do have visibility on a couple crates

388
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,540
that are open down in the bottom.

389
00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:00,720
You don't see anything of real value inside.

390
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,360
There's some burlap sacks kind of piled up

391
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,160
in one area that you have visibility on,

392
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,960
but if you want to see the rest of the room,

393
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,160
you'd have to go down the ladder.

394
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,920
Okay guys, it's really dark down there.

395
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,480
Yeah, it looks kind of scary.

396
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,019
I do see some sacks.

397
00:17:18,019 --> 00:17:19,440
They look empty,

398
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:24,000
but they definitely look cozier than what we've got.

399
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,839
So that's a plus.

400
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,960
Already, this was a great idea.

401
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,740
Yeah, that's gonna be great for the cold nights,

402
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,240
which are coming pretty soon.

403
00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:33,720
So yet again, I've saved us.

404
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,799
I guess, like, let's go down there.

405
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:37,980
Not you guys.

406
00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:41,120
Tally.

407
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,559
Okay. Okay.

408
00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:43,400
Okay.

409
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,799
So Tally and I are gonna go down.

410
00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,640
Okay, Benson, you're in charge.

411
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,279
I don't know if that's a great idea, but okay.

412
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:51,319
Yeah, well, Benson's next in line.

413
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:53,160
Like, it's just how it happens.

414
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,339
Apes, not Benson.

415
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:57,759
Just keep your, just keep it together

416
00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:58,839
for like five minutes.

417
00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:00,519
We're just gonna go down and have a look.

418
00:18:00,519 --> 00:18:03,899
Okay, we'll have the bird calls on ready.

419
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:05,799
All right.

420
00:18:05,799 --> 00:18:06,720
You're going down first or second?

421
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,879
I'm going down first.

422
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:11,279
Your footsteps on the ladder

423
00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:12,659
as you're making your way down,

424
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:16,000
and it's 10 rungs down

425
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,240
by the time you get to the bottom.

426
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:23,240
Either the ceiling of this hold is pretty low.

427
00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:24,779
It's only about six feet.

428
00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:26,319
So you don't have to duck or anything,

429
00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:29,079
but there's not much room to jump.

430
00:18:29,079 --> 00:18:31,159
Or for somebody taller,

431
00:18:31,159 --> 00:18:32,960
it's not much room to move around.

432
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,319
You get down, everybody has dark vision.

433
00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:39,000
Yes, I'm pretty sure.

434
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,119
Half elves do, dwarves do.

435
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,079
So you're able to see down here

436
00:18:45,079 --> 00:18:48,359
once you come down, your eyes adjust just a little bit.

437
00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:50,359
And there are,

438
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:54,519
like the room is lined with shelves and crates,

439
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:58,160
and it looks like it was at one point

440
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,000
used as a food storage room.

441
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:06,000
You don't see any egress from this room,

442
00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:09,720
but the walls are themselves lined with crates.

443
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,920
Some of them stacked almost to the seal.

444
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,200
Tally comes down behind you

445
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,359
and is kind of feeling around

446
00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:19,519
and kind of, and catches your back.

447
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,819
Anything that we gotta worry about?

448
00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:25,339
It's pretty quiet.

449
00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:28,579
Yeah, it just looks like an old cellar.

450
00:19:28,579 --> 00:19:31,220
Tally goes and moves and picks up some of the jars.

451
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:32,339
Some of these are still sealed,

452
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,139
like there's food inside of some of these.

453
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,299
How do you know it's food?

454
00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:38,379
Well, I can see inside this one,

455
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,740
and it looks like pickles.

456
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,179
Okay, well fair.

457
00:19:42,179 --> 00:19:43,019
There's some of these though

458
00:19:43,019 --> 00:19:44,579
that are in those dark jars.

459
00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:45,579
You gotta be careful.

460
00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:47,700
Why don't you start handing food up?

461
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:48,539
Okay.

462
00:19:48,539 --> 00:19:49,359
Actually, no wait.

463
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:50,200
Okay.

464
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,779
We're the only people who know about this place.

465
00:19:53,579 --> 00:19:55,220
Then this is the safest place to keep it.

466
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,619
Put it back, don't drop it.

467
00:19:57,619 --> 00:19:59,139
Okay.

468
00:19:59,139 --> 00:20:02,460
Slowly puts it back on the shelf,

469
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,700
places it down.

470
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:07,339
I did, I did, I did it.

471
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,700
Yeah, I saw that Tally.

472
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:09,539
Good job.

473
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:12,099
Okay, help me look through some of these crates.

474
00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:14,899
Like it is floor to ceiling crates in here.

475
00:20:14,899 --> 00:20:18,379
There's gotta be some good stuff that we could sell

476
00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:20,220
or barter with,

477
00:20:20,259 --> 00:20:25,000
or maybe even find another door or tunnel.

478
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,500
Wow, okay.

479
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,420
The two of you begin trying to lift the lids

480
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:31,279
off of some of these crates.

481
00:20:31,279 --> 00:20:33,819
And many of them are hammered down pretty tight.

482
00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:38,220
When you hear from up above...

483
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:43,779
That's the code.

484
00:20:43,779 --> 00:20:44,860
Everybody be quiet.

485
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,700
It's just you and me.

486
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,539
Do we go up?

487
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,380
Do we stay here?

488
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,380
Talk about what happens when they say the thing.

489
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:55,380
I quickly, like, climb up the ladder,

490
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:58,080
and say, put the lid on, put the lid on.

491
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,780
Three of the kids run over and are dragging the lid

492
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,980
back over the tunnel with you inside of it?

493
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:04,820
Yep.

494
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:05,640
Great.

495
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,480
I'm a child.

496
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,780
And then you hear footsteps flee off

497
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:11,260
as you are plunged into darkness.

498
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:14,420
As they slide it on, I go, hide, hide, hide, hide.

499
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,780
They scatter in the room.

500
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:22,940
Kavlaran and Oak.

501
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,900
You're making your way back to the Brood Awakening,

502
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,480
and Oak has been talking your ear off the entire way.

503
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,020
And it's like, Kavlaran, I've been really just thinking

504
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,440
that we would be perfect friends

505
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,820
ever since you stepped foot into the offices.

506
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,380
It's been, I just can't believe

507
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:39,300
we haven't had this opportunity since you've been here.

508
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,620
Like, it's been several weeks.

509
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:41,460
Yeah, you know.

510
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,780
Last person who was here,

511
00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:44,660
I just hung out with them immediately.

512
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,060
And then they were gone the next week.

513
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:51,019
Turns out, I've just had a super busy social life

514
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,019
since coming here.

515
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,659
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

516
00:21:53,659 --> 00:21:58,419
No, that's good that you're integrated into the community.

517
00:21:58,419 --> 00:21:59,539
That's a great thing.

518
00:21:59,539 --> 00:22:02,579
I'm just glad to be part of it now.

519
00:22:02,579 --> 00:22:04,419
Nice to finally like do this.

520
00:22:04,419 --> 00:22:05,740
It's long overdue.

521
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:06,940
Yeah, no, well, you know,

522
00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:09,139
we know each other as business professionals,

523
00:22:09,139 --> 00:22:10,500
but now we get to know each other

524
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,940
when we really cut loose, if you know what I mean.

525
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,379
Yeah, absolutely.

526
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,139
Ready for this?

527
00:22:18,139 --> 00:22:19,940
Ready, so ready.

528
00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:21,460
I've been prepping all day.

529
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:22,859
Haven't eaten a single thing.

530
00:22:22,859 --> 00:22:24,220
Wait, were you pre-gaming?

531
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,299
Well, no, no, it's like, I just, you know,

532
00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:28,980
know that Bench really makes good food.

533
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,500
So I just haven't been eating a lot,

534
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,379
knowing that it is probably gonna be some good grub.

535
00:22:34,379 --> 00:22:36,220
So makes it left some room.

536
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:38,179
Oh, yeah, I don't know

537
00:22:38,179 --> 00:22:39,740
if there's actually gonna be any food

538
00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:42,139
because like the kitchen shut down.

539
00:22:42,139 --> 00:22:43,419
It's part of the business license.

540
00:22:43,419 --> 00:22:45,940
So I think it's just gonna be like drinks

541
00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:47,660
and bar snacks.

542
00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,940
Great, then I've been preparing all day

543
00:22:51,059 --> 00:22:52,900
to get totally wasted.

544
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,259
That's what we're doing, right?

545
00:22:55,259 --> 00:22:58,380
I mean, it seems like that might be it, yeah.

546
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:00,860
But don't worry, I'll hold your hair if need be.

547
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:03,580
Oh, thank you, Kavlarna.

548
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,100
I really should have thought this one through.

549
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,299
Shutting down the restaurant

550
00:23:06,299 --> 00:23:08,100
probably wasn't the best idea for this,

551
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,500
but that's okay.

552
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,220
Street vendors will be out not too long

553
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:15,059
and then we can get some food if we need it.

554
00:23:15,099 --> 00:23:16,019
Absolutely.

555
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:19,379
You round the corner and you see the Brewed Awakening

556
00:23:19,379 --> 00:23:23,740
with the clothes sign and every other windows boarded up.

557
00:23:25,339 --> 00:23:26,659
He's waiting for us, right?

558
00:23:26,659 --> 00:23:27,819
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, he's there.

559
00:23:27,819 --> 00:23:30,139
You just gotta do the secret knock.

560
00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:31,339
I don't know the secret knock.

561
00:23:31,339 --> 00:23:32,579
All right, well, watch close.

562
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,419
Okay.

563
00:23:36,579 --> 00:23:39,019
Wow, that's a good knock.

564
00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:39,859
Did you get it?

565
00:23:39,859 --> 00:23:40,819
Do you need to see it again?

566
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:43,099
If I could see it again, that would be great.

567
00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:47,259
That's it, that's it.

568
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,099
That's the one.

569
00:23:48,099 --> 00:23:49,339
Yeah, so like this.

570
00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:54,339
We'll work on it some more.

571
00:23:54,339 --> 00:23:58,179
Okay, as the door swings open, bench is inside.

572
00:23:58,179 --> 00:24:02,019
He has colored sconces all over the walls,

573
00:24:02,019 --> 00:24:03,460
which is what he does when it's a,

574
00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:04,700
you know, it's a big party night,

575
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:07,379
but he's done so for the festivities here

576
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:09,579
and he's flexing as he opens the door,

577
00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:10,980
which he always does.

578
00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:13,659
Oh, come on in, come on in, get down.

579
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:17,100
Get under the tables so that the-

580
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:17,940
Under the tables?

581
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:19,620
Well, that's where the party starts.

582
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:20,940
Okay, let's do it.

583
00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:21,820
Get under the table,

584
00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:23,980
that way you don't end the night under the table.

585
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:25,700
Oak, bench, bench, Oak,

586
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,580
I don't know if you've met each other.

587
00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:28,740
Oh, we've seen each other around.

588
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,420
You came and shot me down last week.

589
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,860
Oak, you did it personally?

590
00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:33,580
I did do that.

591
00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:36,220
Well, I came along with the group

592
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,820
just to make sure that it was delivered

593
00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:41,060
and done properly and I apologize for that.

594
00:24:41,059 --> 00:24:44,220
You know, taxes, it's what the city runs on

595
00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:46,700
and you gotta keep up with them,

596
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:49,299
but we're not here to talk about business, are we?

597
00:24:49,299 --> 00:24:50,179
I sure hope not.

598
00:24:50,179 --> 00:24:52,859
No, no, we're not talking about business here.

599
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:55,419
Let me go get you some drinks.

600
00:24:55,419 --> 00:24:56,740
He goes behind the bar and says,

601
00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:58,220
what do you have?

602
00:24:58,220 --> 00:24:59,299
Oak, what do you normally order?

603
00:24:59,299 --> 00:25:01,700
Oh, I normally have something fruity

604
00:25:02,859 --> 00:25:03,980
with a little twist.

605
00:25:04,859 --> 00:25:05,740
Sure, yeah.

606
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:06,740
You got a pomegranate?

607
00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:09,179
Benched, do you have something fruity with a twist

608
00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,860
that would work well for Oak here?

609
00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:14,980
Oak and the fruity twist, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

610
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:18,019
You get, with the hard liquor

611
00:25:18,019 --> 00:25:21,019
is what will serve you up here.

612
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:24,180
This one, it has a squeeze of orange in it

613
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,740
and it's just straight whiskey.

614
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:27,860
Oh, that sounds really good.

615
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,539
Is everybody else gonna have one?

616
00:25:29,539 --> 00:25:32,259
Yeah, I mean, one of those sounds just Andy.

617
00:25:32,259 --> 00:25:33,779
Fantastic.

618
00:25:35,019 --> 00:25:36,820
Everybody gets their drinks and goes,

619
00:25:36,819 --> 00:25:39,460
all right, everybody to a great boys night.

620
00:25:41,579 --> 00:25:42,980
On the count of three,

621
00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:45,939
we're doing a lot of counting this episode.

622
00:25:45,939 --> 00:25:46,899
Cheers.

623
00:25:47,859 --> 00:25:49,339
And everybody puts their drinks back.

624
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,299
Make a constitution saving throw.

625
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:52,139
Oh, boy.

626
00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:55,179
Lightweight.

627
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:57,579
After bonus, that is a seven.

628
00:25:57,579 --> 00:25:58,419
Oh, wow.

629
00:25:59,299 --> 00:26:01,220
Kavlaran does not hold his liquor.

630
00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:02,379
Come on, Kavlaran.

631
00:26:02,379 --> 00:26:04,740
I mean, maybe not when it comes to Brandy.

632
00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:07,539
He might be more of a, like, ale type.

633
00:26:07,539 --> 00:26:10,620
Let's say you make your first few with advantage

634
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:13,420
because likely he's not gonna serve you

635
00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:16,380
the exact same thing as he's serving Oak.

636
00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:18,220
You also ate ahead of time.

637
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:19,700
I did.

638
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:20,660
That's a 19.

639
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:21,500
Okay.

640
00:26:22,819 --> 00:26:25,460
You take these drinks and they're pretty strong

641
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:27,819
but you're able to hold them

642
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:32,819
and Oak is like, whoa, that's something I...

643
00:26:34,819 --> 00:26:35,660
Yeah, I think...

644
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,019
It really burns on the way down.

645
00:26:37,019 --> 00:26:38,859
He used it as a paint thinner

646
00:26:38,859 --> 00:26:41,220
last time he redid the place, so.

647
00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:42,859
Yeah, no, it definitely tells.

648
00:26:42,859 --> 00:26:46,059
I love the orange, the florals,

649
00:26:46,059 --> 00:26:48,500
the florals in my nose.

650
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,779
Another one.

651
00:26:49,779 --> 00:26:50,620
Oh, wow.

652
00:26:53,819 --> 00:26:55,180
It's the middle.

653
00:26:57,779 --> 00:26:58,900
Hey, everybody.

654
00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:01,380
Thanks for listening.

655
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,059
Hope you're having a great day.

656
00:27:04,099 --> 00:27:05,299
I love these pauses.

657
00:27:05,299 --> 00:27:06,819
You hope we're having a great day?

658
00:27:06,819 --> 00:27:08,220
Or the listener?

659
00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:09,059
You know what, me too.

660
00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:10,740
Hope everybody's having a great day.

661
00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:11,579
Oh, yeah.

662
00:27:11,579 --> 00:27:12,419
Yeah, absolutely.

663
00:27:12,419 --> 00:27:13,259
Proxy for the listener.

664
00:27:13,259 --> 00:27:14,339
I'm not greedy with the great days.

665
00:27:14,339 --> 00:27:15,179
Everyone can have them.

666
00:27:15,179 --> 00:27:17,779
No, everyone could have a great day.

667
00:27:17,779 --> 00:27:18,899
We're in episode three.

668
00:27:18,899 --> 00:27:21,179
We're three episodes deep in this new season

669
00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:22,980
and we're just loving it.

670
00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:23,819
We do.

671
00:27:23,819 --> 00:27:24,980
We hope you are too.

672
00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:27,299
Figuring out these new characters is fun.

673
00:27:27,299 --> 00:27:28,379
Yeah, it's been really cool

674
00:27:28,379 --> 00:27:31,339
and seeing the lovely things people have been saying

675
00:27:31,339 --> 00:27:33,419
on the Discord is really, really, really nice.

676
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,259
People are nice.

677
00:27:34,259 --> 00:27:35,700
If you're not on that Discord,

678
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:37,300
you can't run over there.

679
00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:38,700
Like, just come.

680
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,019
Even if you don't do Discord,

681
00:27:41,019 --> 00:27:42,539
even if you don't know what I'm talking about.

682
00:27:42,539 --> 00:27:43,620
It's just happiness.

683
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,100
This is just like a chat community.

684
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:46,940
Come join us.

685
00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:48,180
Everyone's very nice.

686
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,100
Absolutely.

687
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,900
As a former person who didn't do Discord

688
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,580
and was terrified when Russ was like,

689
00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:55,460
hey, we need a Discord,

690
00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:57,259
it's really easy to pick up.

691
00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,380
So there is a link down in the description

692
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:02,500
of this episode and probably many of them,

693
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,660
but it's a link tree and it'll say,

694
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,740
take you to another page and then take you to Discord.

695
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:09,819
And then you'll have to, if you're new to Discord,

696
00:28:09,819 --> 00:28:11,059
you sign up for an account.

697
00:28:11,059 --> 00:28:12,700
And if you're not new, then it'll just bring you in

698
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,140
and you know what we're talking about.

699
00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:15,500
And it is free.

700
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,339
Oh yeah.

701
00:28:16,339 --> 00:28:17,180
It's free to come in.

702
00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:20,539
One concern that many people have is that the,

703
00:28:20,539 --> 00:28:22,019
spoilers, cause they're not caught up.

704
00:28:22,019 --> 00:28:23,900
So maybe you're listening to season three now,

705
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:27,380
but you're still catching up on season one or season two.

706
00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:29,500
We contain as much as we can

707
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,220
to some certain spoiler channels.

708
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,500
So you can mute those and then you don't see anything

709
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,140
until you're all nice and totally.

710
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:37,460
Our listeners are super respectful of that too.

711
00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:38,299
Like I don't see much crosstalk.

712
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,100
To be honest, there's not a lot of talk

713
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:42,420
about this business on there.

714
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:43,620
We're talking about pets.

715
00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:44,940
We're posting pictures of food.

716
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:45,779
Oh yeah.

717
00:28:45,779 --> 00:28:46,600
There's tattoos.

718
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,440
Plants.

719
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,279
People talking about music.

720
00:28:48,279 --> 00:28:49,700
Other podcast recommendations.

721
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:52,259
It's just like a bunch of nice people you can talk to

722
00:28:52,259 --> 00:28:54,660
about this show or not.

723
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:56,700
People getting together, playing their own games.

724
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,380
We're just the catalyst that brings you all together.

725
00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:01,740
And now there's this awesome community.

726
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,780
Yep.

727
00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:04,700
So that's what's happening over there.

728
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:08,060
Hey, we've, so since we're three episodes deep,

729
00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:10,740
we've forgotten to do something that we do,

730
00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:13,340
did every, every single frigging episode.

731
00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,180
Hundreds of episodes.

732
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:17,660
For literally hundreds of episodes.

733
00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:20,060
Slight change to format and our brains fall out.

734
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:23,860
So we are a Patreon supported show

735
00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:26,260
and you can join us at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

736
00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:27,700
And when you are a patron,

737
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:29,940
you maybe get an episode dedicated.

738
00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:31,259
If you remember.

739
00:29:31,259 --> 00:29:32,100
We're back on it.

740
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,460
We just missed a couple.

741
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,420
It's just been a bit.

742
00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:37,740
So today's episode is dedicated

743
00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:41,140
to one of our patrons, Perry Matey.

744
00:29:41,140 --> 00:29:42,220
You are awesome.

745
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:43,059
The best.

746
00:29:43,059 --> 00:29:43,900
That's all I got.

747
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:44,740
You're amazing.

748
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:49,299
Perry Matey is the username.

749
00:29:49,299 --> 00:29:50,420
So that's what we go by.

750
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:52,980
But that's our good friend, Sam,

751
00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:55,700
who we play game time with quite a lot.

752
00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:58,660
And they've just had a big event in their life.

753
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:01,259
And we got to celebrate it with them.

754
00:30:01,259 --> 00:30:02,340
So thank you.

755
00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:04,140
Thank you for being here, Sam.

756
00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:05,220
Love you, Sam.

757
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,059
We love you.

758
00:30:06,059 --> 00:30:09,180
Join us today at patreon.com slash dumb dragon.

759
00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:10,299
I'm being cagey about it

760
00:30:10,299 --> 00:30:12,819
because I don't know if they want to spill the beans.

761
00:30:12,819 --> 00:30:14,059
We knew what was going on.

762
00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:16,580
Maybe next week we'll get to spill the beans.

763
00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:17,660
Let us know.

764
00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:18,900
Okay.

765
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,220
That's all we've got for now.

766
00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:22,299
Join us at patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

767
00:30:22,299 --> 00:30:23,140
We love you all.

768
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:23,980
Have a great week.

769
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:24,819
And we'll talk to you soon.

770
00:30:24,980 --> 00:30:25,819
Bye.

771
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:31,139
Bonwyn and Neven,

772
00:30:31,139 --> 00:30:32,779
you've made your way across the bridge

773
00:30:32,779 --> 00:30:34,299
into the noble district.

774
00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:39,299
And the quivering hills are located

775
00:30:40,019 --> 00:30:41,939
on the far side of the noble district.

776
00:30:41,939 --> 00:30:44,539
So you make your way through.

777
00:30:44,539 --> 00:30:48,939
And the, I don't know how often you come over here.

778
00:30:48,939 --> 00:30:51,500
I guess I can leave that up to you.

779
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,779
Probably just for deliveries

780
00:30:55,779 --> 00:30:56,819
or I guess I would probably have some clients

781
00:30:56,819 --> 00:31:01,139
that would request me to come and plan what they're

782
00:31:01,139 --> 00:31:02,660
rather than them coming to me.

783
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:04,339
So, but only for that.

784
00:31:04,339 --> 00:31:07,139
I don't, I don't hang out on this side of the river.

785
00:31:08,259 --> 00:31:10,700
The two of you are walking through

786
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:13,619
and making your way to the quivering hills.

787
00:31:13,619 --> 00:31:18,619
And Neven taps your shoulder

788
00:31:18,779 --> 00:31:23,779
and the, the level of,

789
00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:29,299
rich bitch mentality over here, right?

790
00:31:29,299 --> 00:31:31,299
Well, I mean,

791
00:31:31,299 --> 00:31:34,700
I wasn't gonna say it in your company.

792
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:37,779
Like it's not, it's not exactly me.

793
00:31:37,779 --> 00:31:39,379
You know that, right?

794
00:31:40,259 --> 00:31:42,819
Like every time you look in the mirror, you mean?

795
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:46,299
Yeah, yeah, okay.

796
00:31:46,299 --> 00:31:47,420
I'm just kidding.

797
00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:48,339
You're lovely.

798
00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:49,579
Yeah, but I mean.

799
00:31:49,579 --> 00:31:53,579
Many people on this side of the river are lovely.

800
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:54,619
They are that.

801
00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:56,300
That's true.

802
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:57,140
Like everybody's just trying to do their best.

803
00:31:57,140 --> 00:31:59,980
But like the different, what I see here

804
00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:02,140
as like there's so much more,

805
00:32:02,140 --> 00:32:07,140
there's so much more fun and joy when I come visit you.

806
00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:10,220
Here it's like everybody's competing.

807
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:13,420
Yeah, it's definitely a different vibe

808
00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:15,140
than the hot block where it's like,

809
00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:17,820
loud and noisy and colorful and bright.

810
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:20,820
And here it's very, that's very calm.

811
00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:21,660
Very clean cut.

812
00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:24,180
People want to be dignified.

813
00:32:24,539 --> 00:32:26,539
And there's sort of no soul.

814
00:32:26,539 --> 00:32:28,539
No, yeah.

815
00:32:28,539 --> 00:32:29,860
Again, present company.

816
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:30,700
Of course, thank you.

817
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:31,539
Of course.

818
00:32:31,539 --> 00:32:32,380
Thank you for saying that.

819
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:33,220
No, it didn't.

820
00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:34,700
I wasn't digging for compliments or anything,

821
00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:38,539
but I just wanted to say that like this,

822
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:41,380
I'd throw it all away, you know?

823
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:43,380
I don't know if you're angling for me to pay

824
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,779
for you to have a special visit

825
00:32:44,779 --> 00:32:46,340
when we get to the Quivering Hills,

826
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,019
but I did just say dinner and drinks are on me.

827
00:32:48,019 --> 00:32:49,220
That's true, that's true.

828
00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:50,620
Yeah, fair enough.

829
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,340
I mean, nice try.

830
00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:55,100
Got to try a little bit, don't you?

831
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:59,060
You round the corner and nestled into the Foisen Hills

832
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,540
is the Quivering Hills,

833
00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:04,740
which is a very large building

834
00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:06,540
by comparison to everything around it,

835
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:07,580
which is saying something

836
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:10,780
because there are several story homes

837
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:14,460
and businesses that are a little more unusual

838
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:16,940
than the Artisan District

839
00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:19,940
and where you mostly spend your time.

840
00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:22,460
It's not like a steady stream of people,

841
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,059
but there are a few people going in,

842
00:33:24,059 --> 00:33:25,420
a couple of people coming out,

843
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,019
and as you make your way up these grand staircases,

844
00:33:28,019 --> 00:33:30,620
everything does have a grand staircase on this side.

845
00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:32,100
That's just...

846
00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:35,299
I'm imagining it like a manor kind of deal,

847
00:33:35,299 --> 00:33:37,180
like it's not like a business,

848
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:41,340
it's not a building, it's like a manor.

849
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:43,779
Yeah, totally, pillars, grand staircase.

850
00:33:43,779 --> 00:33:46,059
The fanciest of brothels.

851
00:33:46,059 --> 00:33:48,059
Yes, oh, absolutely.

852
00:33:48,059 --> 00:33:48,900
Upscale.

853
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:50,820
You make your way up to the front entrance

854
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:55,660
and there is, of course, a couple bouncers standing outside

855
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:57,420
and they look down at you.

856
00:33:57,420 --> 00:34:01,940
They're hulkingly tall men

857
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:04,340
in very clean-cut blazers

858
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:06,820
and they look down at you and say,

859
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:09,220
do you have an appointment?

860
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:13,780
Hey, boys, yeah, I need to see Ignatius.

861
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:17,619
Bonwyn, he's waiting for you.

862
00:34:17,659 --> 00:34:19,819
Straight in, up the stairs,

863
00:34:19,819 --> 00:34:21,259
you know where his office is, right?

864
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:22,579
Of course, yeah, you bet.

865
00:34:22,579 --> 00:34:25,940
And she's with me, so.

866
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:28,059
Tag along, that's fine.

867
00:34:28,059 --> 00:34:29,699
They open the door for you

868
00:34:29,699 --> 00:34:34,699
and inside everybody's in very luxurious satin robes.

869
00:34:35,099 --> 00:34:37,219
There are candles along the walls.

870
00:34:37,219 --> 00:34:40,699
There's a chocolate fountain in the middle of the room

871
00:34:40,699 --> 00:34:42,539
because that feels luxurious, right?

872
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,579
Oh, yes, nothing screams class

873
00:34:44,579 --> 00:34:46,699
like a chocolate fountain.

874
00:34:46,699 --> 00:34:51,699
It's weird how many brothels I've seen in shows.

875
00:34:51,699 --> 00:34:54,019
I have such a clear vision in my mind

876
00:34:54,019 --> 00:34:57,579
of velvet and chaise longs

877
00:34:57,579 --> 00:34:59,699
and half-naked men and women.

878
00:34:59,699 --> 00:35:02,259
Long rouge, kind of like.

879
00:35:02,259 --> 00:35:04,139
Yes, exactly.

880
00:35:04,139 --> 00:35:08,419
And I imagine because this is the fanciest brothel,

881
00:35:08,419 --> 00:35:11,899
we're gonna see all different types of,

882
00:35:13,739 --> 00:35:16,460
not just dwarves and elves and half-elves.

883
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:21,340
There are dragonborn and sort of more exotic,

884
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,740
something for everyone's taste.

885
00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:25,659
Exactly, all of that.

886
00:35:25,659 --> 00:35:27,220
And you make your way up,

887
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,780
observing the surroundings,

888
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:33,820
perhaps even a little bit more than yourself.

889
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:36,099
And you make your way up the stairs

890
00:35:36,099 --> 00:35:40,340
and to the office door of Ignatius,

891
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:42,940
which is at present time closed.

892
00:35:44,579 --> 00:35:45,820
Well, I'll just knock.

893
00:35:47,099 --> 00:35:47,940
Just barge in.

894
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,699
Who knows what's going on in there?

895
00:35:49,699 --> 00:35:51,220
Yes, just a second.

896
00:35:53,659 --> 00:35:58,659
You hear a scuffling of papers and a buckling of pants.

897
00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:01,260
Hey, Neven.

898
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,099
Yeah?

899
00:36:02,099 --> 00:36:04,460
No matter what you see in there, do not laugh.

900
00:36:05,619 --> 00:36:06,539
Okay.

901
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,380
I mean it.

902
00:36:08,539 --> 00:36:09,380
I mean it.

903
00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:10,220
Okay.

904
00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:11,059
This is a very important client for me.

905
00:36:11,059 --> 00:36:11,900
Of course, why would I laugh?

906
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:13,579
If you don't think you can handle,

907
00:36:13,579 --> 00:36:15,300
you, I'm just saying.

908
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,420
Okay.

909
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:18,180
Got it.

910
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:19,019
Yeah.

911
00:36:19,019 --> 00:36:20,260
Okay.

912
00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:22,579
And the door swings open

913
00:36:24,579 --> 00:36:27,500
where you see before you Ignatius.

914
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,460
What does Ignatius look like, Carla?

915
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:34,180
Well, as mentioned, Ignatius is dressed all in green.

916
00:36:34,180 --> 00:36:35,980
And you would think that if you were gonna go

917
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,780
for that cohesive of a color scheme,

918
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:38,619
it would all match,

919
00:36:38,619 --> 00:36:41,460
but it's somehow all weirdly different shades of green

920
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,579
that do not match.

921
00:36:43,539 --> 00:36:44,820
But all very high quality

922
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:47,460
and like quite ostentatious.

923
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:48,460
He is an elf.

924
00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:53,460
So tall, slender, dark hair, blue eyes,

925
00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:57,940
and you know, looks middle-aged, but he's an elf.

926
00:36:57,940 --> 00:37:00,900
So that could mean anything.

927
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:03,940
Should look elegant based on the quality

928
00:37:03,940 --> 00:37:05,539
and cut of the clothing,

929
00:37:05,539 --> 00:37:09,140
but Bonwyn suspects he's colorblind.

930
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:11,300
So he just picks all green so it matches,

931
00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:12,340
but he doesn't understand

932
00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:14,740
that there are different colors of green.

933
00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:16,460
So it's, yeah.

934
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:17,300
Yeah.

935
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,780
I'm gonna make a constitution saving throw

936
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:22,900
for your friend who lets out like a.

937
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:27,900
And I turn and I'm like, just really.

938
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,740
Can she turn it into a cough?

939
00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:33,820
Bonwyn slap her on the back harder than necessary.

940
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,380
Everything's green.

941
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:37,460
Like floor to ceiling.

942
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,180
This is lovely.

943
00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:41,020
Sorry.

944
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,820
Just a little tickle in the throat.

945
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:45,340
I'll just keep to myself.

946
00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:48,380
There's a washroom down the home even if you need to.

947
00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:51,260
I will excuse myself for just a moment.

948
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:52,460
Great.

949
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:56,260
And they excuse themselves to go use the washroom

950
00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:58,100
in which Ignatius lets you in

951
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:01,700
and two well-dressed people,

952
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:05,860
one male, one female, leave as you enter.

953
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:08,100
Says, yes, yes, come on in, Bonwyn.

954
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,860
It's a little early for the delivery.

955
00:38:09,860 --> 00:38:11,860
Is everything go okay?

956
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:15,140
It is truly the most beautiful thing I've ever made.

957
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:17,700
I think you're gonna be really pleased.

958
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:20,700
He says, bring it in, bring it in, put it on the desk.

959
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,140
Walks behind the desk.

960
00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:25,019
And as you enter, of course everything is green

961
00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:28,740
but like the room as you recall it

962
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:33,220
is like overflowing with very exquisitely

963
00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:34,380
put together books.

964
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:39,380
There's gold coins piling up out of drawers

965
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:42,220
and on top of desks.

966
00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:47,900
There's a huge chandelier in the middle of this room

967
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:52,619
that is completely made of gold and gem and jewels.

968
00:38:52,619 --> 00:38:55,340
Like the room itself is just one of the most

969
00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:58,660
exquisite places that you feel like you've ever been.

970
00:39:00,059 --> 00:39:00,900
I can't wait.

971
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:02,700
I've been waiting for this for so long.

972
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:04,700
Let me see, let me see, let me see.

973
00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:07,539
Well, please.

974
00:39:07,539 --> 00:39:09,019
And I sort of clear a spot

975
00:39:09,659 --> 00:39:10,500
and then I step back and say,

976
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,659
just tug on that little ribbon there and.

977
00:39:13,659 --> 00:39:15,139
He pulls the ribbon.

978
00:39:16,059 --> 00:39:18,739
And the silk sort of float away

979
00:39:18,739 --> 00:39:22,259
and the box kind of opens itself.

980
00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:26,380
You hear a gear move and it goes and it opens

981
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:27,500
and there's the blade.

982
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,139
My goodness, it's better than I could have thought.

983
00:39:30,139 --> 00:39:33,619
And this was used with the estrel, yes?

984
00:39:33,619 --> 00:39:38,139
Yes, this, I mean, I won't guarantee it won't break

985
00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:41,739
but I basically guarantee it won't break under normal use.

986
00:39:41,739 --> 00:39:43,739
It definitely will not break.

987
00:39:43,739 --> 00:39:48,739
And I don't want to encourage any violence.

988
00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:52,259
But normal use with this could entail a lot of things.

989
00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:54,659
It's very, please don't touch the blade

990
00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:56,980
and of course, free sharpening included for life.

991
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:59,579
So just get someone to send it to the shop

992
00:39:59,579 --> 00:40:01,299
and we'll get it sharpened up

993
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:04,019
but it's gonna hold an edge for a long time

994
00:40:04,019 --> 00:40:07,219
and please pick it up, see how it feels.

995
00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:12,220
Grabs hold of the handle and holds it steady.

996
00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:13,980
It's perfect.

997
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,060
The weight is just immaculate

998
00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:19,740
and he starts just waving it around in front of him.

999
00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:21,060
Just like this, yes?

1000
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:23,700
Oh, I haven't done much in sword

1001
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,020
but I knew that I needed one

1002
00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,980
and this was the one that I needed.

1003
00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:31,020
Oh my goodness, he continues just walking

1004
00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:32,620
around the room parrying

1005
00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:36,580
and jumping towards the wall and the sconces

1006
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:40,699
and gets it wrapped up in one of the large tapestries

1007
00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:42,179
that are hanging on the wall.

1008
00:40:43,059 --> 00:40:46,460
Oh, please, please allow me, allow me.

1009
00:40:48,259 --> 00:40:50,019
Perhaps I need to take a lesson or two.

1010
00:40:50,019 --> 00:40:53,340
Yes, I mean, if you need the name of a sword master,

1011
00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:55,380
I of course know many.

1012
00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:58,819
You could just maybe train with something less sharp.

1013
00:40:58,819 --> 00:41:00,059
Of course, of course.

1014
00:41:00,059 --> 00:41:02,819
I will go down to the sword master

1015
00:41:02,819 --> 00:41:04,699
and have them give me a lesson or two

1016
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:07,620
before I head out on an adventure of sorts

1017
00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:10,740
which I do have coming up here not too long from now

1018
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:11,820
which is why I needed this.

1019
00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:14,100
Do you? Yes, yes.

1020
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,900
What kind of adventure are you going on?

1021
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:20,020
There's apparently rumor has it up in the Mii Mountains

1022
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,020
a bit of a treasure hoard

1023
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,700
which is rumored to be stashed

1024
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:25,900
by one of the pirating groups.

1025
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:26,980
Interesting.

1026
00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:29,740
So heading out in the next couple of days

1027
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:32,260
I'll take in a few lessons,

1028
00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:34,540
recruit a few people to come help me

1029
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,820
and then just see how it goes.

1030
00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:40,739
That's what the adventuring ways do, adventurers do.

1031
00:41:40,739 --> 00:41:42,380
That's what I hear anyways.

1032
00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:43,779
Yeah, absolutely.

1033
00:41:43,779 --> 00:41:45,659
Yeah, I see quite a few in my shop

1034
00:41:45,659 --> 00:41:49,219
and they're always just very, just out for a good time.

1035
00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:52,300
The adventuring life.

1036
00:41:53,259 --> 00:41:55,460
Break out of these four walls, am I right?

1037
00:41:56,539 --> 00:42:00,699
You hear a clearing of a throat behind you

1038
00:42:00,699 --> 00:42:04,420
and you turn and you see Neven's everything done in here.

1039
00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:07,940
Yes, I think so, Ignatius, you're happy.

1040
00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:10,500
Yes, yes, totally happy.

1041
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,940
And he swings the sword again and nicks his fingers.

1042
00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:14,780
Ah, son of a...

1043
00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:15,980
That was on me.

1044
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:17,139
That was on me.

1045
00:42:17,139 --> 00:42:18,659
And maybe while he's doing that

1046
00:42:18,659 --> 00:42:23,139
I am gonna pocket a few of those kind of loose gold coins

1047
00:42:23,139 --> 00:42:25,380
because he's not gonna notice.

1048
00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:27,300
Sure, slight a hand with advantage.

1049
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,380
I think this is your first roll.

1050
00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:32,820
It is.

1051
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:34,300
That's a 16.

1052
00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:36,620
Perfect, yeah, you're able to grab,

1053
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:40,700
when I say they're literally like rolling out of drawers,

1054
00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:43,860
like you can grab a handful or two if you wanted to

1055
00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:46,860
and you manage while he's trying to wrap up

1056
00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:50,620
a piece of fabric around his hand to stop the bleeding.

1057
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:52,539
Yeah, and he's using that silk

1058
00:42:52,539 --> 00:42:57,300
that was really gorgeous and expensive and important, so.

1059
00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,380
This will stem the bleeding.

1060
00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:00,780
Yes, everything's fine in here.

1061
00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,460
I'll have somebody look at this in a moment.

1062
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:03,980
That was totally on me.

1063
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:05,579
No worries, no worries.

1064
00:43:05,579 --> 00:43:08,219
Not going to take any sort of legal action against you,

1065
00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:10,460
but we need to make sure that you're making

1066
00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:13,380
all the best weapons for my new adventuring party.

1067
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:15,659
That's right.

1068
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:18,539
I mean, it is now your sword and your hand

1069
00:43:18,539 --> 00:43:19,619
and your establishment, so.

1070
00:43:19,619 --> 00:43:21,059
Yes, yes, yes, of course.

1071
00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:23,860
I can send the doctor up on my way out

1072
00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:24,900
the house position.

1073
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:25,740
Good idea.

1074
00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:27,179
Yes, I'm gonna put this down here.

1075
00:43:27,179 --> 00:43:28,380
I'm getting a little lightheaded

1076
00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:30,579
and he sits down behind his desk.

1077
00:43:30,579 --> 00:43:32,219
Just let yourselves out.

1078
00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:35,580
Yes, please send the medical professionals up.

1079
00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:37,660
I won't move a muscle.

1080
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:38,740
I'll be right here.

1081
00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:42,540
Two of you walk back down the stairs

1082
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:45,380
where you're able to flag a doctor.

1083
00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:49,460
Yeah, I assume most of the finer sex work establishments

1084
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,140
would have an on-staff doctor,

1085
00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:54,900
so I'll send them up to 10 to Ignatius.

1086
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,180
And when we're leaving,

1087
00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:58,140
I'm gonna give those gold coins

1088
00:43:58,140 --> 00:44:00,540
to the two guys working the door.

1089
00:44:00,539 --> 00:44:01,420
Sure, yeah.

1090
00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:02,259
All done in there?

1091
00:44:02,259 --> 00:44:03,099
Oh yeah, you bet.

1092
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,940
Here, I got a little something for you.

1093
00:44:04,940 --> 00:44:06,300
You're working hard out here.

1094
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,460
It's gonna get cold tonight.

1095
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:10,179
Probably something to keep you warm.

1096
00:44:10,179 --> 00:44:11,739
Fret yourself to a warm mug of ale.

1097
00:44:11,739 --> 00:44:12,619
Oh, thanks so much.

1098
00:44:12,619 --> 00:44:13,500
Thanks so much, Bonwyn.

1099
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,820
Yeah, yeah, come any time.

1100
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,099
You're not around here very often,

1101
00:44:17,099 --> 00:44:18,219
but I appreciate it.

1102
00:44:18,219 --> 00:44:20,619
Not many people tip the bouncers.

1103
00:44:20,619 --> 00:44:23,019
And you two make your way back down the stairs.

1104
00:44:23,019 --> 00:44:27,779
Off to find a tavern or an inn

1105
00:44:27,779 --> 00:44:29,699
to celebrate the evening.

1106
00:44:30,539 --> 00:44:31,380
Yeah.

1107
00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:45,219
Back in Brewed Awakening.

1108
00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:48,380
Oak is up on a table.

1109
00:44:49,779 --> 00:44:51,099
Of course he is.

1110
00:44:51,099 --> 00:44:52,380
Boys night.

1111
00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:54,059
Swinging his shirt around.

1112
00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:55,699
Hey, give Lauren!

1113
00:44:55,699 --> 00:44:57,219
Hey!

1114
00:44:57,219 --> 00:44:58,619
Hey!

1115
00:44:58,619 --> 00:44:59,460
Yeah.

1116
00:45:00,019 --> 00:45:00,940
I'm right here.

1117
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:05,340
I thought you couldn't hear me for a second there.

1118
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:06,300
No, loud and clear.

1119
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:08,260
What's next on the plan?

1120
00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:11,699
I have you, I don't know.

1121
00:45:11,699 --> 00:45:12,900
I have something in mind,

1122
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:17,699
but I don't know if you've played it before or maybe.

1123
00:45:17,699 --> 00:45:19,900
It's called We Surely Haven't Done That.

1124
00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,900
Maybe you're familiar.

1125
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:24,179
I just never, I've heard of it.

1126
00:45:24,179 --> 00:45:26,260
I've surely never played it.

1127
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:29,220
So I got a drink and he takes a big drink.

1128
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:30,980
Okay, so you know the rules.

1129
00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:35,020
Yeah, we're gonna have to ask the questions

1130
00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:37,060
and do the thing before it gets too wasted

1131
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:39,500
and falls and cracks his head open.

1132
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,700
Then I got like a health and safety thing,

1133
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:44,180
workers compensation, I don't even know.

1134
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:45,060
Yeah, you know what, Pinch,

1135
00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:46,940
we've maybe over-surfed him a little bit here,

1136
00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:48,420
so we'll try to get through this pretty quick.

1137
00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:50,980
Okay, I'll help you down.

1138
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:52,740
No, thanks, thanks for that.

1139
00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:54,220
You see some at the table.

1140
00:45:54,220 --> 00:45:57,140
How do you play Surely Never Done?

1141
00:45:57,179 --> 00:45:59,500
Well, first you ask a question

1142
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,099
of what you surely haven't done.

1143
00:46:02,099 --> 00:46:04,659
I surely never been this drunk before.

1144
00:46:04,659 --> 00:46:06,099
And he takes another drink.

1145
00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:06,940
Just like that?

1146
00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:08,579
Oh, yeah, well, all right.

1147
00:46:09,779 --> 00:46:11,299
Pretty quick on the draw there, O.

1148
00:46:11,299 --> 00:46:12,139
Okay.

1149
00:46:12,139 --> 00:46:13,379
All right, here we go.

1150
00:46:14,299 --> 00:46:18,059
Surely I have never slept on a mountain peak.

1151
00:46:18,059 --> 00:46:18,900
Oh.

1152
00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:25,259
So you drink if you did it or not did it?

1153
00:46:25,259 --> 00:46:26,460
You drink if you did it.

1154
00:46:26,460 --> 00:46:30,420
Oh, I never slept on a mountain peak and bench.

1155
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:33,260
I slept on the mountain peak, a drink.

1156
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:35,500
I mean, it was a lower level mountain for me,

1157
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,340
but yeah, same.

1158
00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:38,220
What was the name of the mountain?

1159
00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:39,940
I was Lich Mountain.

1160
00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:43,019
Lich Mountain, whoa, you've been around, man.

1161
00:46:43,019 --> 00:46:45,820
That's like on the other side of the way.

1162
00:46:45,820 --> 00:46:48,220
Oh, yeah, there was a few years where I was younger

1163
00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:49,579
and I was traveling all over.

1164
00:46:49,579 --> 00:46:51,699
There were a few years where you were younger.

1165
00:46:51,699 --> 00:46:54,019
Wow, that's a statement and a half.

1166
00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:55,300
And he takes another drink.

1167
00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:56,820
Did you want to go next, ask a question?

1168
00:46:56,820 --> 00:46:59,620
Oh, yeah, surely.

1169
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:04,620
Oh, we surely haven't filed an 842

1170
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:09,900
when we were supposed to file a B794.

1171
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,060
Surely haven't done that.

1172
00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:14,220
I mean, it's very work specific.

1173
00:47:14,220 --> 00:47:15,660
I know I've never done that one.

1174
00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:17,420
There's no paperwork.

1175
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:19,380
I mean, I might've done it.

1176
00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:20,740
If I don't know, do I still drink?

1177
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,300
Sure, yeah, you can drink.

1178
00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:23,340
Be part of the group.

1179
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,700
I can't definitively say I haven't done those.

1180
00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:27,380
So yeah, sure, take a drink.

1181
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:29,019
Great, now we've all done it.

1182
00:47:29,019 --> 00:47:33,340
Okay, I'll go now.

1183
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:38,340
I surely haven't, I surely haven't

1184
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:41,500
double crossed a companion.

1185
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:42,579
Anybody?

1186
00:47:42,579 --> 00:47:43,780
Anybody drinking?

1187
00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:47,860
What do you mean a companion?

1188
00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:51,380
Like, you know, a friend, someone you adventure with,

1189
00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:55,860
someone you just hang out with on a regular basis,

1190
00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,180
maybe a work acquaintance.

1191
00:47:57,180 --> 00:47:59,940
Oh, well, when you bring work into it,

1192
00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:02,780
he takes a drink.

1193
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:05,140
Oh, okay.

1194
00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:08,980
I may have, I may have,

1195
00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:10,260
surely haven't done that

1196
00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,980
and explained in explicit detail, is it?

1197
00:48:12,980 --> 00:48:16,260
Look, I ratted out the last guy

1198
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:20,660
for not filing the correct appropriate amendments

1199
00:48:20,659 --> 00:48:25,059
to the raises in taxes, okay?

1200
00:48:25,059 --> 00:48:30,059
Like he was so against how much tax we charge in this town

1201
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,259
and there's not even like,

1202
00:48:32,259 --> 00:48:34,739
he said something about like education

1203
00:48:34,739 --> 00:48:37,500
isn't even like part of where the taxes go.

1204
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,899
It's like, yeah, the schools were closed

1205
00:48:38,899 --> 00:48:41,059
before this mayor.

1206
00:48:41,059 --> 00:48:44,059
I mean, what do you mean you ratted him out?

1207
00:48:44,059 --> 00:48:47,139
Did he do something wrong or was he just bad at his job

1208
00:48:47,139 --> 00:48:47,980
and you got him fired?

1209
00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:49,579
He was just terrible at his job.

1210
00:48:49,579 --> 00:48:52,980
Like he wouldn't stand for anything that we were doing.

1211
00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:55,500
He kept trying to report back to Kingstown

1212
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,860
about all the things that the mayor does.

1213
00:48:58,860 --> 00:49:01,019
Well, like what, for instance?

1214
00:49:01,019 --> 00:49:06,019
Well, well, he didn't like how, hold on.

1215
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:08,980
How much is he gonna, he's gonna tell a little bit.

1216
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:11,739
Oh, he's dishing.

1217
00:49:11,739 --> 00:49:14,699
Okay, this is between you,

1218
00:49:14,699 --> 00:49:17,259
this is between us, us, the Geis Knights.

1219
00:49:17,259 --> 00:49:18,099
Oh, yeah.

1220
00:49:18,099 --> 00:49:18,940
Geis Knights.

1221
00:49:19,059 --> 00:49:21,659
Yeah, no problems.

1222
00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:26,659
Okay, so the mayor just loves money

1223
00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:32,460
and the only way, because the mayor doesn't work,

1224
00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:37,860
so to speak, like really just takes advantage

1225
00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:40,619
of the kind people in the city

1226
00:49:40,619 --> 00:49:43,460
and how much money they have

1227
00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:48,460
and through taxation takes in all that money.

1228
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:51,860
Like I think we're up to, with this latest increase,

1229
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:55,300
like a 75% taxation.

1230
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:56,139
Oh, wow.

1231
00:49:56,139 --> 00:49:57,780
And you don't feel like the appropriate amount

1232
00:49:57,780 --> 00:50:00,980
of representation has been available?

1233
00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:04,699
Uh, oh, well, it's not really for me to say

1234
00:50:04,699 --> 00:50:07,139
whether it's appropriate or not.

1235
00:50:07,139 --> 00:50:11,940
It's more just the will of the king,

1236
00:50:11,940 --> 00:50:13,179
the will of the,

1237
00:50:13,179 --> 00:50:15,860
I can't even remember what we call this guy.

1238
00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:17,699
He runs the town.

1239
00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:18,740
Well, that's the mayor.

1240
00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:21,260
And that's the mayor.

1241
00:50:21,260 --> 00:50:22,460
The mayor does it.

1242
00:50:22,460 --> 00:50:27,220
The king is fine, but the mayor, he taxes.

1243
00:50:27,220 --> 00:50:29,060
But wait, is the mayor telling people

1244
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:32,700
that the king has demanded these funds?

1245
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:37,300
Yeah, that's why people don't like Kingstown.

1246
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,540
Oh, okay, I see.

1247
00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:43,060
They also don't let many people across the bridge

1248
00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:44,020
and if you've noticed,

1249
00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:47,140
like the bridge is like a really nice bridge.

1250
00:50:47,219 --> 00:50:48,379
Yeah, it's a nice bridge.

1251
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,219
Yeah.

1252
00:50:49,219 --> 00:50:50,059
One of the best I've been on.

1253
00:50:50,059 --> 00:50:52,179
They stay on that side.

1254
00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:55,339
And then the school really just teaches people

1255
00:50:55,339 --> 00:51:00,019
how to make more money for the mayor.

1256
00:51:00,859 --> 00:51:02,500
Gotcha, gotcha.

1257
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:05,379
Another question from a bench maybe this time?

1258
00:51:05,379 --> 00:51:06,819
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1259
00:51:06,819 --> 00:51:07,659
I mean, I...

1260
00:51:07,659 --> 00:51:10,059
Maybe about expedited paperwork for tomorrow?

1261
00:51:10,059 --> 00:51:12,779
Oh, good call, good call, right now.

1262
00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:17,780
I never have I ever not given a drinking buddy

1263
00:51:17,980 --> 00:51:19,380
his business back.

1264
00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:24,700
So if I don't do that, then I have to drink.

1265
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:26,860
But if I give you your business back,

1266
00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:28,740
then I don't have to drink.

1267
00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:30,340
That's right.

1268
00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:33,100
Oh, I'm getting pretty wasted.

1269
00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:35,140
Well, what do you say you don't drink?

1270
00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:37,060
We'll go grab some of that street meat

1271
00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:38,580
and then bright and early tomorrow morning,

1272
00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:41,100
first thing, we will get this paperwork

1273
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:42,420
through for bench.

1274
00:51:43,019 --> 00:51:45,019
That sounds like a great idea.

1275
00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:48,619
Make a persuasion with advantage.

1276
00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:50,380
I think I'm drunk.

1277
00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:51,220
I'm drunk.

1278
00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:52,059
Are you drunk?

1279
00:51:52,059 --> 00:51:56,659
Russ is conned down drunk from playing Oak.

1280
00:51:56,659 --> 00:52:00,659
First roll, persuasion is a 17 with advantage.

1281
00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:02,420
We're looking at a 10, so 17.

1282
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:03,260
17.

1283
00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:08,780
Yeah, his insight is not great.

1284
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:10,820
Obviously.

1285
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:16,019
Okay, street meat and get you all set up

1286
00:52:16,019 --> 00:52:18,059
with your business back up and running

1287
00:52:18,059 --> 00:52:20,099
by the end of the day tomorrow.

1288
00:52:20,099 --> 00:52:21,180
I could do that.

1289
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:22,740
That's the spirit Oak.

1290
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:23,579
We can do that.

1291
00:52:23,579 --> 00:52:24,820
I could do that.

1292
00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:26,180
Dream team over here.

1293
00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:27,700
Dream team, baby.

1294
00:52:30,139 --> 00:52:32,019
All right, where's the meat?

1295
00:52:37,059 --> 00:52:41,019
Alydin, you are down at the bottom of the ladder.

1296
00:52:41,019 --> 00:52:42,900
You're quiet and you're waiting.

1297
00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:46,780
Tally is off a few feet and behind you,

1298
00:52:46,780 --> 00:52:50,300
you heard the scattering feet of the children above

1299
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:54,099
and then you hear some heavy footsteps

1300
00:52:54,099 --> 00:52:57,820
coming into the warehouse.

1301
00:52:57,820 --> 00:52:59,539
It's muffled voices,

1302
00:52:59,539 --> 00:53:01,579
but does sound like the same voices

1303
00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:03,579
of Kenny's people from yesterday.

1304
00:53:03,579 --> 00:53:06,739
You hear them walking through

1305
00:53:06,739 --> 00:53:09,460
and then one of them calls out

1306
00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:10,780
and it's like.

1307
00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:17,820
And then there's the footsteps are a little quicker paced

1308
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:20,659
and they're walking over to where you are

1309
00:53:20,659 --> 00:53:22,780
and you hear loud footsteps

1310
00:53:22,780 --> 00:53:24,659
on top of the board above you.

1311
00:53:27,579 --> 00:53:28,740
Tally.

1312
00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:30,420
Yeah.

1313
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:32,539
Get in the crate.

1314
00:53:32,539 --> 00:53:35,860
Get in the crate, okay, okay, okay.

1315
00:53:35,860 --> 00:53:38,460
Are you getting up in the crate too?

1316
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:41,220
Yes, and I'm gonna drag a lid with me.

1317
00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:43,380
Okay, the two of you hop inside.

1318
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:44,699
Are you hopping inside the same crate?

1319
00:53:44,699 --> 00:53:45,539
Yes.

1320
00:53:45,539 --> 00:53:47,460
Okay, two of you hop inside one of the crates

1321
00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:51,860
and it's filled with straw and some old linens inside.

1322
00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:53,460
You pull the crate on top of you

1323
00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:55,500
when you hear the panel open

1324
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:59,619
and light begins to stream into this cellar

1325
00:53:59,619 --> 00:54:01,659
as you pull the crate lid on top.

1326
00:54:08,460 --> 00:54:12,380
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season three, episode three.

1327
00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:15,220
This episode starred Amy More as Alydin,

1328
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:17,579
Carla Maxted as Bonwyn Everbane,

1329
00:54:17,579 --> 00:54:19,980
Tom Laird as Kavlaran Goldweave,

1330
00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:22,500
and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

1331
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:24,500
Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted

1332
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,780
and sound design by Russ More.

1333
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:29,300
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

1334
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,579
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

1335
00:54:31,579 --> 00:54:33,860
Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

1336
00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:36,380
Our amazing cover art and character design

1337
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,780
Our amazing cover art and character designs

1338
00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:40,059
are by Matt Garbite.

1339
00:54:40,059 --> 00:54:42,500
A huge thank you to our supporting producers,

1340
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,420
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babiak,

1341
00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:46,380
Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden,

1342
00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:48,380
Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss,

1343
00:54:48,380 --> 00:54:50,500
Barry Mady, Ongorong Kiersing,

1344
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:53,140
Old School Gamer D, L.A. Branton,

1345
00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:55,820
Nathaniel Teeter, Luna, and Aaron.

1346
00:54:55,820 --> 00:54:57,780
Another huge thank you to some patrons

1347
00:54:57,780 --> 00:55:01,340
who provided some lovely pieces of the world today,

1348
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:02,740
including My Name is D,

1349
00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:05,579
gave us a saying for the world, Apes Nuts,

1350
00:55:05,619 --> 00:55:06,860
and a little hint at a name

1351
00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:08,299
that'll come up later in the show,

1352
00:55:08,299 --> 00:55:10,259
but Kinney of Kinney's Men,

1353
00:55:10,259 --> 00:55:12,739
who made an appearance in last week's episode,

1354
00:55:12,739 --> 00:55:16,019
is a name that will be expanded upon in future episodes

1355
00:55:16,019 --> 00:55:18,779
from Lawrence William Welsh Jr.

1356
00:55:18,779 --> 00:55:20,460
Do you wanna help us build out the world?

1357
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:22,819
Well, we're taking suggestions from patrons.

1358
00:55:22,819 --> 00:55:26,219
You can do so at patreon.com slash dumb dragging cast.

1359
00:55:26,219 --> 00:55:27,059
And not only that,

1360
00:55:27,059 --> 00:55:29,099
we've got a whole other podcast over there

1361
00:55:29,099 --> 00:55:30,460
where we're having a blast.

1362
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:31,940
In fact, as I record this tonight,

1363
00:55:31,940 --> 00:55:33,900
we're recording two more episodes of that one.

1364
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:37,619
So come on over, listen to the adventures of,

1365
00:55:37,619 --> 00:55:40,300
join the community, it's gonna be a great time.

1366
00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:42,660
Before, after, during that, whenever.

1367
00:55:42,660 --> 00:55:44,059
Did you know we have a newsletter?

1368
00:55:44,059 --> 00:55:45,900
There's a link tree down in the description

1369
00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:47,460
where you can sign up for our newsletter,

1370
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:49,019
get informed at the beginning of the month

1371
00:55:49,019 --> 00:55:50,900
of what's coming up, what's coming your way.

1372
00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:53,099
We've got a lot of things that we're very excited about

1373
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,280
and we want you to know.

1374
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,019
So sign up for that, join us on Discord,

1375
00:55:57,019 --> 00:55:58,860
come join us on Patreon.

1376
00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:00,420
Those are the three main ones.

1377
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:04,300
If you're doing any or all of those, we appreciate you.

1378
00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:05,700
So thank you for listening.

1379
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:06,900
That's it for this week.

1380
00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:08,440
We hope you enjoyed the fun.

1381
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,900
Have a great week and we'll talk to you soon.

1382
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:23,900
I feel like I want to give Bench a different voice

1383
00:56:24,619 --> 00:56:25,659
because I just gave him like a,

1384
00:56:25,659 --> 00:56:27,940
huh, you're in here kind of voice.

1385
00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:29,900
Um.

1386
00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:34,179
We're going for the often hilarious big man, tiny voice.

1387
00:56:34,179 --> 00:56:35,460
Oh, that's good.

1388
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:38,019
Or like a classic kind of Arnie voice.

1389
00:56:38,019 --> 00:56:39,820
You can go with Arnie, yes.

1390
00:56:39,820 --> 00:56:42,300
He's always sounds like he's flexing, yeah.

1391
00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,619
Yeah, yeah, okay.

1392
00:56:43,619 --> 00:56:46,579
Yeah, a little bit of a strain always.

1393
00:56:46,579 --> 00:56:47,820
Hi, guys.

1394
00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:51,460
Gah, Kirk of London, ah, it's good to see you.

1395
00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:53,500
Oh, come on in.

1396
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:54,720
Yeah, this is better.

1397
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:57,520
Absolutely hilarious.

1398
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,280
I only record our voice last time.

1399
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,240
We won't laugh at it until this time.

1400
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,840
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.