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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Sounds great, let's go!

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Oh my gosh, friends, it's been so long since I've seen anybody, come, come with me!

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Where, where, where have you been?

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Benjamin, it is so fun to see you, I thought everyone was gone.

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No, no, we've all been here!

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Something is not quite right.

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Yes, something isn't right, something isn't right!

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You still have to swing harder and then you can get free and then you can come play!

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I want to come play, help me!

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What can you do? How can you get free? I'll help you. He reaches his hand out for you.

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Are you okay?

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I'm bleeding.

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Yeah, you stabbed yourself multiple times in the shoulder for some reason.

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Yeah, a real bunch.

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I'll go up to Rex and just like put my hand on his neck.

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This figure like cranes its neck and begins like cracking its bones as if it begins to move.

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I'm gonna turn undead.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He, him, also with me today is Amy More.

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She, her, I am and I'm here and I'm awake and everything's good.

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Doing great, you're really perked up.

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I know, yeah. And I play Thea Amastasia, a high elf druid, don't you know?

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her, I'm playing Yen Bolnuri, a Kalishtar cleric.

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And Tom Laird.

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He, him, and I am playing Telgir Heavyfoot and he is a mountain dwarf pAlydin. Also goes by he, him.

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And joining us this week because we trapped her in a room with no doors, it's Kristen Flemmons from the Broad Swords.

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This week and every week to come.

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One of us.

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Blink twice if you really want out.

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So many blinks.

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That was like seven.

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Get me out of here.

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She, her, playing Agath, Godlass, blah, blah, blah.

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See, I knew it couldn't last actually being able to say my own name.

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You did it once, that's all that matters.

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Agath, Godlass, Katho, Olavi.

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Got it.

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She, her.

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Well, thank you for being here again.

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This is the episode where maybe Kristen gets to go home.

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We'll see.

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Maybe.

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To the happier timeline of the Broad Swords.

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I mean, sort of.

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We'll see.

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What are we talking about on Patreon?

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What do we got over there?

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Something.

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This is a good segue.

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Yeah, it's really good.

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Hey, we've got goals over there.

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I think is what we're trying to get at.

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And one of them could be a special one-shot episode where I got to play Grancis and Flamikinskins.

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And Amy, Tom and Carla DM'd for me for two hours.

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Oh, we DM'd so hard.

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Yeah, it was a great time.

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Doesn't it sound like a great time just to hear one person talk to themselves for two hours, Kristen?

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With three DM's?

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With three DM's.

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Imagine all the bridges and doors.

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Right?

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There were so many bridges and doors.

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And buttons.

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Can't forget the buttons.

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Just big infrastructure projects.

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My favorite kind.

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Civil engineering is what it was of the abyss.

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We're fans.

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But we would love for you to join us over there.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, Christopher Walton.

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Christopher Walton?

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You have such a grown up name.

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That is a grown up name.

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Maybe they're a grown up.

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Maybe they are.

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I don't know.

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You know how some people have grown up names?

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Sure.

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No, I agree.

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I mean, I hope that Christopher is a grown up because we say some pretty inappropriate things on here.

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But then again, also, some people let their children listen to us before bedtime.

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So it can go either way.

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And we're not judging.

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Wild choices all of a sudden.

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We're not judging to those children.

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I'm hoping it's just the Mooklin and Sully storyline.

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Oh, I hope not.

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You've heard some of the things Sully says over there.

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Just as I don't even take responsibility.

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Some of the things Sully says over there.

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Not me.

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I would never say those things.

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But yeah, thank you, Christopher, for being here and for having such an adult name.

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And now, fuck it, let's play.

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This figure before Rax begins like the bones begin cracking and its arms begin moving.

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And it lets out this, like, cough scream towards you that startles Rax back.

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And Agoth, you were going to cast something before I so rudely ended the episode.

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Another post-it note down.

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I am going to channel divinity if that works.

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Interesting question.

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Like, it is magic, but it's not like a spell.

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So maybe it doesn't work, but I will attempt to turn undead because that's what these things seem like to me with their gross flesh and cracking bones.

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Sure, yeah.

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I mean, it's a good, good, good idea.

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So if it works, all of them, if they're undead, within 30 feet of me, make a wisdom saving throw.

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DC 17.

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In a twist, Sia makes a saving throw.

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Wow, what a reveal.

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Wow.

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For the, as I said, they were all kind of around the perimeter.

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I didn't say how big this room was.

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Is it more than 30 feet in radius?

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Well, say it's a 50-foot room, but there are many of these creatures within this room.

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I mean, if it's a 50-foot room and I'm in the middle of it, the 30 feet should hit everything.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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It's like, I remember.

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Math, Russ's downfall once again.

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Circular math.

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Hold on a second.

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If it's not canceling out Amy's spell by two feet, then he doesn't want to do the math.

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So half of the room seems unaffected, spotty throughout the other half of the room.

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All at the same time begin showing the same signs as this one.

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And they begin cracking and moving and screaming.

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And then they turn.

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This one in front of Rex also turns.

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And they all begin walking towards the walls.

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Bumping into the other ones, who now are all beginning to move.

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In a twist, I'm also going to channel divinity, turn undead.

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Nice.

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And I sort of was cutting out, but just like wherever a goth didn't get,

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that's where I'm going to try and focus it.

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We've basically determined that you can get the whole room.

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It's just half of the group saved.

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Half of them saved.

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Then I'm going to try it too because I like a goth style.

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Also, yeah, TC-17, I don't know if it always is, but that's what it is for me too.

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All right, well we've got a new half of the room.

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One half, 13.

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The other half of that half, less good.

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So all of them begin moving.

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And as they begin moving and the light showing the rest of this room

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and you see all of these creatures begin to articulate and gesticulate

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and push themselves up against the wall,

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because that's what I imagine turn undead does,

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there is probably a hundred of them in this room.

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Bumping up against the wall.

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All just walking into the walls.

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This is awkward.

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How long will they do this for?

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It's a really good question.

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One minute, one minute, or until it takes damage.

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So I'll say don't hit them if you want them to stay moving away from us.

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Okay, we have to find a way to get out of here.

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So you do like a really quick canvas of the room

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and anywhere I move it's sort of like, you know, reverse magnet.

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They like scatter away like insects from the light kind of thing

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Both Yen Bull and I are just like little sad zombies running away for a minute.

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Like when you squirt dish soap in a greasy dish and it's just like, oh no!

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Cool.

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So that's fun.

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Do we see anything aside from scrambling zombie guys?

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Oh, he had to bring the book out.

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No, you don't.

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You see like it's like just wood shambled walls.

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Like you're able to like pry apart some, but it just looks like blackness behind.

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There's not like tiles on the floor and some cool runic patterns or like a big X.

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A chandelier hanging from the ceiling.

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No, there's not.

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Any windows up there? Skylight?

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As you all are observing the entire surroundings,

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I see this ripple again through the room.

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It like waves up and you even feel it move up over the floor.

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And the ceiling seems like it gets smaller in this room.

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Nope.

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Like lower?

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It seems like it's lower.

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I am not going to get crushed in here with these yuck things.

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Everybody make a wisdom save throw.

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Again.

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Yeah, that's this thing's thing.

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That's pretty good.

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The tides have turned.

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Everybody except Thea.

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Okay, perfect.

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There we go.

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Everything's right in the world again.

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It was a weird episode last time, everybody.

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We've course corrected.

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We're back on track.

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That's right.

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I'm sorry.

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Dave, you feel like a deep sense of anguish.

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And you're going to take D10 psychic damage.

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Oh my god.

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No.

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I know.

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Sure, everyone else got to see fucking butterflies.

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And a guy in a jean vest.

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I got stabbed for like 14 points, thank you, or nine points.

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It was pretty rough.

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I know, but I have the ability to, and you know he's going to roll all sixes.

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He's going to get Google to do it.

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He's going to roll tens.

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Oh, right.

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So you're going to take 27 psychic damage.

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I don't want to.

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Ouch.

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And also you see.

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And also.

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And also.

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Wait, there's more if you order now.

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There should be no more and also.

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And also, actually everybody, we'll do this one at a time.

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Within this group of moving beings, you see people you know come quickly in and out

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of view.

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Thea, for you, you see Nulara.

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Turn to you, look at you, and then blend back in to the Horde.

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For Yen Bull, you see off to the left, you see your mother.

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Reaching out to you and then blending back in and you hear such a familiar voice

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and you look and you turn and you see your father doing the same thing off to the right.

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Bullgear, you're looking around trying to find a way out as wave comes over and you

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see one of these creatures.

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They're shorter.

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The back of them looks familiar.

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The salt and pepper hair tied up into a top knot.

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Turn around and you see your husband, Thor, who looks at you deep into your soul

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and then turns back and is gone.

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N'Goth, you see the elven head priest of the temple of Aldath, Castine Arona.

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They almost begin walking out of this Horde towards you.

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And reach out to grab your hand.

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And they're able to move towards me?

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It appears so.

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Um, I mean, I think N'Gath would be taken aback enough that

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I don't know if she'd reach her hand out, but she'd probably let her hand be taken.

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Your hand gets taken and it's a strong grip that pulls you in.

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And with the other hand, a blade comes out.

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And reaches and stabs deep into you.

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00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000
That's a 22.

257
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000
Oh, that just hits.

258
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000
Seven piercing.

259
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:23,000
And as it stabs in, the features of this figure melt away and back to this undead creature

260
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,000
who lets out this shriek at you.

261
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Let's roll for initiative, because things are going to get freaky.

262
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000
Ten.

263
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Fifteen.

264
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Also fifteen.

265
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000
Twelve.

266
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Roll off.

267
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
Actually, you can go first if you want to.

268
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
Sure.

269
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000
As you get stabbed into and this creature goes back to its undead form,

270
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:55,000
another wave rolls out across the room and you see

271
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000
doors begin to open up.

272
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:03,000
There are five doors that appear around the perimeter of this room.

273
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000
Do the doors have anything to distinguish them from one another?

274
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
No, they all look the same.

275
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000
They're all closed. They're all wooden doors.

276
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:15,000
None have any sort of symbols or anything like that.

277
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000
They just look like doors, where before there were no doors.

278
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
Wild.

279
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Seems like a great-

280
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
Say door again.

281
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000
What a boon, right?

282
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Okay, I'm going to just shove whatever undead this is that just stabbed me away

283
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000
and I'm just going to go for the closest door.

284
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:37,000
Okay, you begin moving towards the door, the undead part,

285
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
and you can make it to the door.

286
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,000
And you go to open it and step through?

287
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
At least open it.

288
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000
Okay.

289
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:52,000
It opens into this rocky terrain that looks like you're on a cliff base.

290
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:57,000
And fire is shooting up from the ground.

291
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:03,000
You hear, you don't see, but you hear screams and calls

292
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:10,000
of what you could describe as some native creature to whatever this area is.

293
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Can I do an investigation or a wisdom check of some kind

294
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000
to see if I can peer through the illusion

295
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:24,000
or just focus really hard to see if I can tell what's actually there?

296
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Yeah, you can make a wisdom saving throw.

297
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Okay.

298
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Oh, that's pretty good.

299
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,000
28.

300
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:41,000
You see exactly what I described, and it seems like it's all there for real.

301
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
Okay.

302
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
I'll just turn to the others.

303
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,000
This one does not look great, but it is somewhere else.

304
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Thoughts?

305
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
What's behind door number two?

306
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Yeah, exactly.

307
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Okay.

308
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I'm going to just keep it propped open and then see what other doors become available.

309
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Okay. Roger that.

310
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Are you attacking any?

311
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Because you don't want to attack things because then they can attack you.

312
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,000
No, I'm not going to attack because then they're going to start being unturned.

313
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
Fair enough.

314
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Okay.

315
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
But we'll say that's probably good for your turn.

316
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Yeah, just get a proper door open.

317
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Perfect.

318
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Thea, we'll say you don't have the luxury of turn undead.

319
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Yeah, I know.

320
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
I was going to say like when I go towards them,

321
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000
but they're not going to actively fight me, right?

322
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
They are.

323
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Oh, they might.

324
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Oh, they might.

325
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000
We're moving away from both Yen Bull and Agoth right now,

326
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
but you're around one of them.

327
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Okay. I want to link arms with Yen Bull.

328
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Okay.

329
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
And say, come with me.

330
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Come with me.

331
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:57,000
And I want to go to the next door over from where Agoth is.

332
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Okay.

333
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
And I want to try the door.

334
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Like I know it really looks like I'm using you as a tool right now, Yen Bull.

335
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
I just...

336
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000
No, you should use me to keep the zombies away.

337
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
This is a great plan.

338
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I want to open the door and see what's behind door number two.

339
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Door number two opens,

340
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:18,000
and there is this cacophonous screaming sound that like hits you like a wave,

341
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
like almost pushing you back.

342
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:28,000
You see beyond like winds tearing across like this desolate, rocky, sharp terrain.

343
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Things in the sky and on the ground are all moving and roiling and churning.

344
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Does it sort of sound seem reminiscent of like pandemonium?

345
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Yeah. I'm like wondering, are these these hells that we are?

346
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Are these different domains?

347
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000
There are similarities to the descriptions that you see.

348
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
TBD. Let's like keep opening doors.

349
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000
And if they start checking even more boxes, I think...

350
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
I...

351
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
That one's not nice.

352
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Because of screeching.

353
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
This one doesn't...

354
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I don't like this one.

355
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
This one doesn't look good.

356
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
This one isn't good.

357
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
It's the horde's turn.

358
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Tally another turn undead.

359
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Tulgear.

360
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000
And everyone's kind of like pieced out to the side.

361
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Yeah, left you standing in the middle.

362
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
By your...

363
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Check your back.

364
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Am I at least hanging out with Rax still or is he gone as well?

365
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
We didn't say if Rax moved or not.

366
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,000
I mean, I feel like he would probably follow a gasp.

367
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Okay.

368
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Tulgear's just sitting on Rax.

369
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
I mean, that works. Good vantage point.

370
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Right?

371
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Yeah, I mean, I guess I don't really want to wade into like the middle of all these guys without some some help.

372
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:51,000
But maybe if the door closest to Thea and Yenbul is still within like the radius that they're putting off.

373
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
I could head for that one.

374
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Because it's 30 feet for each of us that like they can't come within 30 feet.

375
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Yeah, you would get another door, right?

376
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Because it would push and like arch because you're at two doors.

377
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
So yeah, you'd probably get another door.

378
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Okay, I'll make my way over to that door as best I can and swing it open.

379
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000
There's this forest before you.

380
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Thick brush.

381
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Like impossible really to see beyond the brush that's that's like right in front of you.

382
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000
You hear I guess what could be described as bird calls.

383
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000
They don't sound native to any birds that you've heard.

384
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:33,000
There's the sound of insects crawling through that are amplified.

385
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:38,000
And it's hot and muggy and humid like you get this humid wave that hits you.

386
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
All right.

387
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Does that count as my action for my turn Rax?

388
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
I mean, you can still have an action.

389
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
You open the door. That's a free.

390
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
All right. Fair enough.

391
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:52,000
I'm going to use my divine sense so I can detect both good and evil.

392
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:59,000
So the until the end of my next turn, I sense anything affected by the hallow spell,

393
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:05,000
which doesn't matter or know the location of any celestial fiend undead within 60 feet that is not behind total cover.

394
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:10,000
You don't get any rain or any sense of anything coming through the door.

395
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Obviously, you're surrounded by undead.

396
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
You get a distinct feeling of that.

397
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Sure.

398
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:21,000
But also you can sense a fiend, a fiend's presence.

399
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Predominantly, their aura is all throughout this room.

400
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:33,000
We got a little something maybe a little worse than undead kicking around in here, guys.

401
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Just a heads up.

402
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Happy new.

403
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Yenbul, you are arm linked with Thea.

404
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,000
We are the best of friends.

405
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Do we skip to another door?

406
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
I'm going to I'm going to go open another door.

407
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:54,000
I like I can I just like I mean, you're still linked arms, aren't you?

408
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Sure. For the for the purposes of being linked.

409
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Yes, absolutely.

410
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000
If it doesn't work out, I can always hop on piggyback.

411
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000
So you're going to basically the next available door.

412
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:09,000
We got four doors, two more doors that have yet to be opened.

413
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:15,000
You open it and there is this void.

414
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Complete blackness.

415
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:24,000
And you feel this pit of despair wash over you.

416
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Make a wisdom actually both of you make a wisdom saving throw because you're arm linked.

417
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000
We are the best of friends.

418
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Oh, shit.

419
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Twenty nine.

420
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,000
But you guys want to hear a fun fact that I just learned on my character sheet that would have been really super helpful.

421
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Last couple of fun ones.

422
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000
I have also learned since then I have dual mind.

423
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:54,000
So when I make a wisdom saving throw, like all the ones that kick my ass last episode, you can use a reaction to gain advantage on the roll.

424
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
You can use it before or after.

425
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
You can just use it anyway.

426
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
I probably don't need it now.

427
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Hopefully it's twenty nine.

428
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Perfect. Good.

429
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,000
I want to use a lucky reading sheets and remembering rules is hard.

430
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
It is.

431
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:15,000
So since we're talking about things that would have helped last episode, I'll volunteer one.

432
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:26,000
I have the ability to like give off auras because my dude's a pAlydin and there's multiples that affect both saving throws and initiatives.

433
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Brilliant.

434
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Do you guys need to adopt Kristen's method of character sheets?

435
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Post-it notes.

436
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Yeah, I think you're right.

437
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
I thought I had read it all.

438
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
I thought I like was up.

439
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,000
But these high level characters, they got a lot of stuff.

440
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
It's so hard to remember.

441
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Especially for Carl and I, like these are relatively new characters.

442
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
We didn't grow with that.

443
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Not newer than mine.

444
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Okay, post-it notes.

445
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Take it easy.

446
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Yes, everybody's turned against each other.

447
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
My plan has come back.

448
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Nobody needed plus four to every saving throw attempt last episode.

449
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
No way.

450
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
No problem.

451
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Wait a minute.

452
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
I took like 30 damage.

453
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Well, you're going to take 31 more psychic damage.

454
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Yeah.

455
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
That's a bad door.

456
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,000
And that's a second hit on your despair.

457
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Conditions?

458
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Am I still exhausted?

459
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Yeah, you still have one point of exhaustion that we haven't really taken into account.

460
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
There's no despair on here.

461
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Well, no, there's not despair.

462
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
But I'm feeling very disparaged.

463
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
You're feeling very disparaged.

464
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
You just feel bad.

465
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Just bad.

466
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000
Kimball, you've looked into the pit of despair.

467
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Anything else you would like to do?

468
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
I'm probably just going to close that door.

469
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Yeah.

470
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,000
I don't want that one's bad mojo leaking out into the room.

471
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
So I'm just going to close that one.

472
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:03,000
But I don't think I'm going to do anything else because I don't want to take a risk of injuring any of the undead and having them be able to do something other than run away from me.

473
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000
All right.

474
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000
While weeping, can I take a piece of chalk and draw a small X on the doors?

475
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Sure.

476
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Yeah.

477
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Yeah, absolutely.

478
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Cool beans.

479
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
All right.

480
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Back to the top.

481
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
What are you playing?

482
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Pit of despair.

483
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Yada yada yada.

484
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Three points of damage.

485
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Cool.

486
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000
You all, I mean, you all move six seconds.

487
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
You all move back, you know, to your doors and open them and then turn back.

488
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,000
And you see, even Tulgear sees this.

489
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000
You see Tulgear standing in the middle of this room.

490
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:47,000
He begins to move towards Thea and Yenbul with his battle axe drawn, swinging towards Yenbul.

491
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,000
And just to clarify, Tulgear also sees Tulgear in the middle.

492
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
You see two Tulgears.

493
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Yes.

494
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Great.

495
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Just wanted to make sure I understood.

496
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000
So that's going to be a 22 to hit.

497
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Yep.

498
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
That will hit.

499
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000
That's 15 slashing damage.

500
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Neat.

501
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
It's great.

502
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Everything's great.

503
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
So there's one more door, hey?

504
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000
There is one more door, yeah.

505
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
There is.

506
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
I'm going to open that one.

507
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Okay.

508
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:24,000
You open it and it looks like you are standing at the castle side of the bridge looking

509
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
back up at the castle.

510
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Oh, so like out the front door basically?

511
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Yeah.

512
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Well, I don't want to go back to that bridge.

513
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
That was no good.

514
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000
That one looks like a do-over door.

515
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Yeah, not good.

516
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,000
We want the prison planet, Karsari.

517
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Bogs, jungles, hot.

518
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
I think it must be that one.

519
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Yeah, I think it's this one.

520
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Cool.

521
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:54,000
I'm going to go over to that door, but can I whack fake Tulgear on the way by?

522
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Absolutely you can.

523
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Swing away.

524
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Maybe a dual kick from Rax or something.

525
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Yeah, exactly.

526
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000
I say with advantage because his back's turned to you.

527
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Nice.

528
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
And he seems super focused.

529
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000
I think I get three attacks.

530
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
That sounds accurate.

531
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
It does, yeah.

532
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Yeah, that sounds right.

533
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Cool.

534
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
All right, I'll do that then.

535
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,000
First, 14.

536
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Yes.

537
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Does that hit?

538
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Yep.

539
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Oh, it does.

540
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Okay.

541
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
I wasn't sure if Ghost Tulgear had the same stuff as me or what was going on.

542
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:29,000
So the first one is eight points of damage.

543
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000
So then 20 something will also hit.

544
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Six points of damage on the second hit.

545
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Wow, why does math get harder the more you do it?

546
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Seven plus nine is 16.

547
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
You got there.

548
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Yes.

549
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Okay, cool.

550
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Here I go.

551
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
This dice sucks.

552
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Another seven points of slash slash.

553
00:26:52,000 --> 00:27:01,000
So describe the three hits as they destroy this simulacrum, this clay mud creature

554
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
that forms.

555
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,000
I think it's like one hit through the legs that like the legs kind of dissolve out

556
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,000
and then on the backswing like through the head and then turn it vertical and just

557
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
pin it down.

558
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Nice, yeah.

559
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Skewer it top to bottom.

560
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
It was excessive.

561
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:23,000
It explodes out like dust and it just crumbles apart.

562
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Should brush some dust off her shoulder.

563
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,000
So your goal, I mean everything's still turning undead for the time being.

564
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Your goal is to get to that forest door collectively, yes?

565
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Yeah.

566
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Yeah, Agatha, you can continue to move.

567
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Thea, you're pulling Yenbul on your turn.

568
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Talgear, you're maybe on top of Rax, at least very well beside.

569
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:51,000
But you all make the decision to move towards, open the forest door and step through.

570
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,000
You step out into this forest, hit a hot wave of humid air and you step out

571
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
into it and you're like tangled up in.

572
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,000
You close the door behind you and you hear the undead on the other side coming

573
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000
towards the door.

574
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000
You turn and you look out into this forest and then back to the door and the

575
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
door is gone.

576
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
I was just going to ask.

577
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:17,000
And before you is a path where the door used to be, leading through this

578
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000
thick, dense brush.

579
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Welcome to the middle.

580
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
We are really back.

581
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:37,000
It's September now and we've got episodes out wazoo for you too.

582
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
I'm OK.

583
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
There's nobody here to stop me.

584
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
I think that's the problem.

585
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Except Loki.

586
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
He's barking in the background.

587
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
If you can hear him there.

588
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Yeah, just me here today for you.

589
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Everybody else still on vacation.

590
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Thought I'd give them another little week there to rest and recuperate to get

591
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
back.

592
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Get back to all of the great stuff that we've got coming up for you like

593
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
this episode.

594
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Hope you're enjoying it.

595
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
We really enjoyed putting it together.

596
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Don't have a huge amount for you just to say that we missed you.

597
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:13,000
We love you and that we hope that you are excited for the story that's to

598
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
come.

599
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
We've got big events coming.

600
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:22,000
We've got some some major moments, at least they were for the players.

601
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:28,000
So get excited about those big crossovers coming and some super fun things we're

602
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
going to be doing over on Patreon.

603
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000
I'll save that until everybody's back next week.

604
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
But we're working towards some pretty big goals and some pretty big

605
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
milestones.

606
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:42,000
And we're so happy to have you along for the ride to experience it all

607
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
right here with us.

608
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Anyways, I'm going to sing you out now.

609
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:55,000
This is the end of the middle and that's when I will stop.

610
00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I stop breathing heavily and I rifle through my bag and pull a potion of

611
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:13,000
what is that of superior healing a potion of healing a superior whatever.

612
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:25,000
And I will heal for 4d 4 plus 8, which is 32 because, you know, who knows

613
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
what the fuck we're going to be dealing with here.

614
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Yeah, I guess obviously we're out of initiative.

615
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:36,000
I assume I can also just take a potion and heal myself a little bit.

616
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
That sounds great.

617
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
I got hurt real bad, you guys.

618
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Huh.

619
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
All right.

620
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Well, that was that was fucked up.

621
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,000
But we do we know if this place is even real?

622
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
This is a good question.

623
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
It is hard to trust your own eyes and senses now.

624
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,000
How does one truly know one knows anything kind of feels real.

625
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,000
But yeah, so did that last super fun meadow we were trawling through.

626
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
So is that sarcasm?

627
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
It wasn't a super fun meadow.

628
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
No, it really was.

629
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
It was.

630
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000
It was a beautiful meadow.

631
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
I'm sorry.

632
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
You missed it.

633
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Yeah, I've got.

634
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:20,000
There was a small Sader and he is wearing a jean vest and it had a rainbow and the

635
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
unicorn and he would have loved it.

636
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
God.

637
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
All right.

638
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Well, I mean, we're here.

639
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000
We got to look for some gods.

640
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Got to get out of this forest.

641
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
I guess we just follow the path.

642
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I was going to say fly over top the trees to see where we are.

643
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:44,000
If we're in the middle of a dense forest that could go on forever.

644
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Maybe we may want to take a faster mode of transportation.

645
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
OK, I'm going to fly up.

646
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
See what I can see.

647
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Yeah.

648
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Probably just forest because I think it's like a forest planet like that one in

649
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Star Wars somehow that's just a forest.

650
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Yeah, that one.

651
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
They've got to have a jail somewhere.

652
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
I'm imagining just like a little county prison.

653
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Sure.

654
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
In one cell.

655
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,000
There are so many gods just jammed in there.

656
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:17,000
You push through the canopy and out into the clear sky.

657
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,000
There are two sweltering hot suns.

658
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000
This area that you're in, you see far off in the distance, like there's

659
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000
desert dunes that kind of meet up with one side of this forest.

660
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000
And then you look to the other side and you see just a clearing.

661
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Probably from the distance, you can judge to be like a 200 to 300 foot

662
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:42,000
clearing in the middle of this forest that looks to be in a similar

663
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:47,000
direction as the path that you're walking or were presented as you

664
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
step through this door.

665
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
If you were going to say that it was like a field of wheat, I was

666
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
going to assume we were playing Settlers of Catan.

667
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
That's right.

668
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
And we have to get some wood and wheat and trade it for some sheep.

669
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Build the longest road and we're good.

670
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
But are we on the longest road?

671
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Can she tell like how far that journey is going to take to that clearing?

672
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
You can't see the path through the canopy.

673
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Ah, I can't see the forest for the trees.

674
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Janbel's going to kind of just take a moment to soak up that hot,

675
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,000
hot sun because she is from a very hot place and has been in a lot of

676
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000
cold, terrible places for what feels like an eternity.

677
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:31,000
So just wants to feel that heat soaking into her bones and then

678
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
comes back down.

679
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:41,000
There is a desert in that direction far away, but not too far a clearing.

680
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
I think we can follow the path there.

681
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
OK.

682
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Yeah.

683
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
That's our best bet.

684
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I mean, they're not going to hide a bunch of gods in the middle of

685
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
the woods.

686
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Sounds exactly like something they do.

687
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I mean, we have nowhere else to go, right?

688
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Yes, we don't know.

689
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:07,000
So perhaps V takes the path, but be careful, aware, listen.

690
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:12,000
You all collectively walk down the path.

691
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:19,000
You are traveling for a couple hours before you come to this clearing.

692
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:25,000
While we're walking, could I cast bark skin on myself?

693
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
That's fine.

694
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Just give myself a little hug and I cast bark skin.

695
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:37,000
As you cast it, you see the tree beside you begin to shrivel.

696
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Guys, magic destroys this place.

697
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Well, now if you know.

698
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
That was me.

699
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,000
I'm so sorry.

700
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,000
You get to this clearing and in the center of this clearing is a rather

701
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
large structure.

702
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:02,000
It is stone, primarily wood, kind of holding it up.

703
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
You OK?

704
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Amy just read something and had a visceral reaction to it.

705
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Bark skin gives you a specific AC.

706
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Bark skin just says you can't go below 16 AC.

707
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
And I'm like, I already have 17 AC.

708
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000
I take the bark skin off because it's ugly.

709
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Doesn't go with my outfit.

710
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
That was a good use of magic.

711
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Right?

712
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000
I feel really shitty about it now.

713
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
I thought for sure it was going to be plus one AC.

714
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Part of our theory on going to these places was to go and see if magic was draining it or not.

715
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
I guess so.

716
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
You did something.

717
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Does that mean the gods aren't here?

718
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Let me describe to you what you see.

719
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
They could be imprisoned here.

720
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
They just don't have power here.

721
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
You see a singular structure.

722
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,000
There's no visible door that you see as you walk out into this.

723
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000
As you kind of walk around, you see that there is an entrance on the opposite side.

724
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,000
And there's wood columns and beams.

725
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:12,000
And as you get closer and examine them, there are bones etched and carved into all of these beams.

726
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:19,000
And even into the stone all around them, you see very clearly symbols of orcas.

727
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:30,000
There is a large bone-riddled door that is the entrance to this structure.

728
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
In a way, this is a good thing.

729
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
It's at least something to work off of.

730
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Perhaps we are on the right path.

731
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
As terrifying as it is.

732
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
We did want to find this.

733
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000
It just is awful now that we are here.

734
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Okay.

735
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
So?

736
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
I'm looking to see.

737
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:05,000
I thought I had a detect creepos spell, but that's a different character.

738
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Or I'll find it in three episodes.

739
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
I do have detect creepos.

740
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
That is the thing I have.

741
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
I guess I'll use my divine sense again and detect creepos.

742
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Okay.

743
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Celestial fiend undead within 60 feet, Russ.

744
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:26,000
You don't get a sense of any of those.

745
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Shall we proceed?

746
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,000
I mean, I don't think anything is lurking around the corner for us, so sure.

747
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Yes.

748
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
I think we must.

749
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
I'll open a door.

750
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:43,000
You step up and you open the large door and it opens easier than you thought it would

751
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:51,000
and bangs open and echoes down this stairwell that goes down into a lower chamber.

752
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
And is there any creatures around?

753
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Just more creepy orcas carvings?

754
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Just more creepy orcas carvings.

755
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:03,000
There are braziers along the walls.

756
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Set up in the handle of them are spinal columns.

757
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Of course.

758
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Oh, very cool.

759
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Flames lit up through skulls.

760
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Well, at least they provide lighting.

761
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
That's true.

762
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
And I mean, the decor is on theme.

763
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000
There's Art Deco and Art Necro.

764
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,000
We got a design choice here.

765
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Tia.

766
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Watch for our home decor selection.

767
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Dungeon designers.

768
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Too many spines lying around your house.

769
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
We've got solutions for you.

770
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
It'll be in T public soon.

771
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
That's amazing.

772
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
All right.

773
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000
I'll start heading down.

774
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Yeah, let's do it.

775
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
How's Rax do with stairs?

776
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
I mean, he does well with bridges.

777
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
How does he do?

778
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
I mean, he's okay.

779
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
He doesn't love them.

780
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Horses can do stairs.

781
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
He can manage.

782
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
It's cows that can't do stairs.

783
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Cows can't do stairs.

784
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Fair enough.

785
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Just in case you didn't know this, listeners, cows can't go downstairs.

786
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
I didn't know that.

787
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
They can go upstairs.

788
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
They cannot go downstairs.

789
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Or can they go downstairs, but just very quickly?

790
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Well, okay.

791
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
I guess it depends on.

792
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Anyway, back to it.

793
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000
You head down these stairs and you get to the bottom of them.

794
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,000
It's 60 to 70 steps down.

795
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:37,000
There's a long hallway with a singular door down at the end with this cracked open and this almost golden light coming in from behind it.

796
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Anyone else think when you're looking for a god, that's a good sign?

797
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Yes, but I trust nothing anymore.

798
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Well, we're here now.

799
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000
So I'm going to make sure I have my weapon out.

800
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Yeah.

801
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Shields up.

802
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000
I mean, I probably have this this whole time, but like, cautious.

803
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Very cautious.

804
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:05,000
You head down the hallway and you make it to the door and you slowly press the door open.

805
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Yes.

806
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,000
You look in and you see inside.

807
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000
There are seven figures inside seven cells.

808
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:25,000
The cells themselves are constructed with what looks like like melded together.

809
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Skeletal figures.

810
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Cool.

811
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:36,000
You see an old man with bird cages hung up around in his cell.

812
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:47,000
You see a large orc who's like throwing himself at the walls constantly.

813
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:57,000
You see a slender woman seated almost peacefully in the back of one of these cells.

814
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:05,000
And you see a man with long shaggy hair and almost like overalls.

815
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Tattered, collared shirt.

816
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:18,000
And in the other three cells, there are fiends, two of which contain fiends throwing themselves against the wall.

817
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000
One has a deceased fiend.

818
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
His head looks like it was smashed in.

819
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Blood across the floor.

820
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
In front of all of these cells, you see runes on the floor.

821
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000
We have to step on them to the right beat of the music.

822
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Dance Dance Revolution style.

823
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
This is going to be great.

824
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Amazing.

825
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:47,000
The man with the long shaggy hair and overalls looks up to you as you enter.

826
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,000
The others don't seem to acknowledge you as you enter the room.

827
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Can I make some kind of like religion check?

828
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Do they seem like gods?

829
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Do I recognize any of these figures?

830
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Everybody make a history or religion.

831
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
The runes all look the same in front of all of them.

832
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
27.

833
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
History.

834
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Also 27.

835
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Religion.

836
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
14.

837
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000
22 history.

838
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:21,000
You don't recognize the man in the overalls, I don't think.

839
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:38,000
You get a distinct, like the description you've heard of Bahamut as a humanoid figure is eerily similar to the old man and the canaries that he has in his bird cages.

840
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Right.

841
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:47,000
The orc god before you would fit the description of Grunsch.

842
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
The chaotic evil god of storms and war.

843
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Bahamut, the god of justice and nobility.

844
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:57,000
The tranquil or peaceful woman.

845
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Thea, you specifically get a distinct sense that this could be Milike, goddess of forests.

846
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:11,000
But the only one that acknowledges you is the one you don't recognize.

847
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:17,000
What are you doing here?

848
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
This is going to sound lame.

849
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Saving you guys?

850
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
We were coming to rescue you and bring magic back to the world.

851
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Oh, delightful.

852
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Excellent.

853
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Do me first.

854
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Do me first.

855
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
And you are?

856
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Oh, one of the things you're looking for, of course.

857
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Just come help.

858
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
What are we looking for?

859
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Well, gods, of course.

860
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
You just said it.

861
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Okay.

862
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Who are you?

863
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
One of them.

864
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
What's your name?

865
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Sorry, that sounded really, but I mean, there's a power dynamic that's going on here.

866
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
You got to play the game, yep.

867
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Fun, you should ask my name.

868
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Which one should I give you?

869
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Oh, god.

870
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Cyric.

871
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
That's the one.

872
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Do I know a Cyric?

873
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Yeah, is that anything?

874
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Now with Cyric, at least giving you that name, you know that Cyric, with the 20 pluses, is the god of lies.

875
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Sounds familiar.

876
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Didn't you recognize me in my fine janitor outfit?

877
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Just a janitor over here.

878
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000
That's what I thought.

879
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Little inside baseball Kristen from her other game.

880
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Yeah.

881
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000
If you want to understand why this is funny, please join us on Patreon.

882
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Go way back.

883
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and learn about the janitor.

884
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,000
One of the best characters ever created.

885
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Okay, god of lies.

886
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I mean, hold on.

887
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Any gods find, right?

888
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Like at this point, we're not going to be picky.

889
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:57,000
We're not just going to take the good ones, bAlydince in the worlds and whatnot.

890
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Yes.

891
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I think we need all the gods back for the world to return to normal.

892
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Right.

893
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Well, I'm putting the cart way before the horse.

894
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Sorry, Rex.

895
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000
But how do we get these guys out of here?

896
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Oh, he wants to get me out.

897
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Oh, excellent.

898
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
I'm glad you've come around to my way of thinking.

899
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Basically, it's a tradesies.

900
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
It's a tradesies.

901
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Yes.

902
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:29,000
You must do a little tradesies and take my place and then I'm free.

903
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Okay, could we take the place of another god that probably won't fuck us over?

904
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,000
I mean, geez, they hear your name one time and they automatically make judgments about you.

905
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Well, it's all we've listened.

906
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
We've literally been through hell.

907
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Interesting, because, yeah, I did not expect to see mortals here.

908
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
So you must have been through quite a bit.

909
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Very excited.

910
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Did I mention I'm excited to see everyone?

911
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Very excited to see everyone.

912
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Why do the others not speak?

913
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Well, they've been here longer than me.

914
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,000
I'm going to go knock on Bahamut's cell.

915
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000
The old man, he naps through everything.

916
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:13,000
You go knock on the cell wall and it like glow that comes out when you touch the bars.

917
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:20,000
And he stirs a little bit beyond it, but doesn't like there's a blankness behind his eyes.

918
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:26,000
He doesn't look like he acknowledges you and what you're doing.

919
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:31,000
I want to go up to Milike and get eye level with her.

920
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Ooh, while you're over with her, check out her necklace.

921
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
It's very similar to mine.

922
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Do you guys make each other friendship necklaces?

923
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:44,000
No, the man in charge made them for us.

924
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
The man in charge?

925
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Well, yes, Orcus.

926
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
You're familiar, no?

927
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Oh, well, yeah.

928
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
You saw all the Orcus stuff on the way in.

929
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
He's very much the one in charge.

930
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Fair enough.

931
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
These necklaces, they control you?

932
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Yeah, we have no powers when we're wearing them, yes.

933
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Okay, and how do we open these cells?

934
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Oh, I explained that to you already.

935
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
You need to trade me places.

936
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
See the runes in front of everyone?

937
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:18,000
You just go stand on them and then you're in.

938
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Huh.

939
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:25,000
See the empty ones that they're bouncing in and out of?

940
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Yes.

941
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000
See where they're standing before they appear in the...

942
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
See, it's all connected.

943
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000
You stand on the rune, you switch places.

944
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
So maybe someone comes here and does that here now?

945
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Where are those gods?

946
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
I don't know.

947
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:46,000
When they leave here, when they're taken, they never come back.

948
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Who takes them?

949
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
The big man.

950
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
The O-Dog.

951
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
You know Mazorcus.

952
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Okay, so we could release...

953
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Me, yes me.

954
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
All the gods here.

955
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
All the gods here.

956
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Me first.

957
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:09,000
But we would all be trapped inside of these cages.

958
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Well, not only that.

959
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,000
So great plan so far, except for the being trapped part.

960
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Someone else needs to take these off of us.

961
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,000
We can't take them off.

962
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:26,000
We can't take anyone else's off because they fuck with our heads.

963
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
We can't do it.

964
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Okay, so we could release everyone and take everybody's off but yours.

965
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Well, they're going to need some time.

966
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,000
I'm really your best bet for making this happen.

967
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Making what happen?

968
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Okay, gods, bringing it all back.

969
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Bring it all back to you.

970
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Don't stop.

971
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Never give up.

972
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Hold your head high.

973
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Reach the top.

974
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Come on!

975
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:58,000
I am under the impression, no offense, that you are not powerful enough to supply

976
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
the entire cosmos with magic.

977
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Oh no, I'd be snuffed out in a minute if I tried to do that.

978
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Are you crazy?

979
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
It's like talking to a wall, Yenbul.

980
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:14,000
But what we need to do is there's multiple prisons like this one kicking around all

981
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
over the place.

982
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Not sure where.

983
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Only know about this one for me.

984
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
But there's multiples.

985
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,000
There's all the gods imprisoned all over the realm.

986
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,000
So we need to send teams to get them free, which is what you guys are doing here

987
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
and I love it.

988
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
You're doing great.

989
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
But maybe we swap out now?

990
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
I have an idea.

991
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Yes, please.

992
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Please.

993
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:50,000
I want to cast Conjure Animals and I want to cast it so that I have eight beasts in

994
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
front of me.

995
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000
It's going to be eight ducks.

996
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Love it.

997
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Love where this is going.

998
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
And they listen to me and they're friendly and they're my companions.

999
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Will it be one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

1000
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:22,000
And I pick up a duck and I go over to Bahamut's cell and I place the duck on the rune.

1001
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Nothing happened.

1002
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,000
It was a good try, but I stack two ducks on top of each other.

1003
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Maybe you just want to come over here and just come on my rune.

1004
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Hold on.

1005
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Great thing.

1006
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
We can get this going.

1007
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I stacked three ducks on top of one another.

1008
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Nothing happened.

1009
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Four ducks stacked.

1010
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Do they have to be sentient creatures?

1011
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
You stack all the ducks.

1012
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Nothing happened.

1013
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Ah, fuck.

1014
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Are the ruins carved?

1015
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Yes.

1016
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Oh, Jesus.

1017
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Ducks were not good enough.

1018
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
No, no they weren't.

1019
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:02,000
That was Amy saying that because I just saw they were challenging.

1020
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Challenge rating of a quarter is like an axe beak, a boar, a draft horse.

1021
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Why don't you make me choose?

1022
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Just anything Amy.

1023
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Come on.

1024
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
The ducks turn into boars.

1025
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
She stacks eight boars.

1026
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:22,000
I want them to turn into panthers.

1027
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Now you have eight panthers.

1028
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Yes.

1029
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Okay, good.

1030
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Stacked up.

1031
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Now are they stacked vertically or horizontally?

1032
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:33,000
It's kind of like when you stack chairs.

1033
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Their legs go on top of one another, so it's not really...

1034
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Anyway.

1035
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Well, now we at least have panthers.

1036
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
If no shit goes down here, we got eight panthers.

1037
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Fuck you, Sirik.

1038
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
I don't want to take your place.

1039
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I've already told you.

1040
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
I told you what needs to happen.

1041
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Make it happen.

1042
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
I'm tired of being in here.

1043
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Are there minions or somebody around here?

1044
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Listen, last time we did a tradesies for anything.

1045
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000
You can see them out there swapping places.

1046
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:07,000
So I guess you could try getting one of them, but just let me out.

1047
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000
What's so hard to understand about this?

1048
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Because one of us goes in.

1049
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,000
And I care about us more than I care about you.

1050
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Where do we see them swapping in?

1051
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Sorry, I didn't understand what you mean by that.

1052
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:25,000
At the other cells with the roots in front of them that are empty.

1053
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000
The fiends.

1054
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Yeah, the fiends are like zipping in and out.

1055
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
I don't think they're zipping in and out.

1056
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
No, I thought they were trapped inside.

1057
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Somebody zipped in.

1058
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Because they're zipping in and out.

1059
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Let's just grab one of those.

1060
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

1061
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000
They're zipping in and out now.

1062
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Oh shit, these ones are broken.

1063
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
I've been talking a lot.

1064
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Somebody else get in here because I have now eight panthers in the room.

1065
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,000
That would mean that there is one loose fiend.

1066
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Yeah, trading places.

1067
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
They're taking turns.

1068
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Oh yeah, they're just having fun.

1069
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Grab it.

1070
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Who's got their big butterfly net?

1071
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
I'm going to try and grab the fiend when it comes out.

1072
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Alright, fiend pops out of one of them.

1073
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Make a dex check, an athletics check.

1074
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
14.

1075
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000
You now have a fiend in your possession.

1076
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000
It's like thrashing at you trying to scratch at your face.

1077
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Nope, nope.

1078
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Put it on the little rune thing.

1079
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Whose rune thing are you putting it on?

1080
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,000
I'll put it on Sirik's, yeah, sure.

1081
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Oh, excellent.

1082
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:43,000
The second it hits, Sirik is now on the runes at your hands and you're holding on to his legs.

1083
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000
It's fine.

1084
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Did I not mention that part?

1085
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Whatever you're doing, that's kind of what...

1086
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000
You get it now.

1087
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:56,000
You see Sirik quickly sidestep off of the runes in front.

1088
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
So now we need to remove the amulet?

1089
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Yeah, there's a little latch at the back.

1090
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Hold on, what's the plan here?

1091
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Can I try and push Sirik onto Bahamut's runes?

1092
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Sirik thinks you're going to undo the necklace.

1093
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Sure.

1094
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
He is not expecting it.

1095
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
What is it, athletics?

1096
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Yeah, I mean, probably an athletics strength contest.

1097
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:31,000
You would have advantage because he's not expecting you to put him into a different cell.

1098
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
Sike, it's good.

1099
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000
I mean, he's a god.

1100
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
It's probably not going to work, but who knows?

1101
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Yeah, it's fine.

1102
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Well, not with that roll, it's not.

1103
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
What's Sirik's strength bonus, Ross?

1104
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,000
I mean, powers dampened.

1105
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000
That's true.

1106
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
That's true.

1107
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000
You got that necklace eyes.

1108
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Probably only a plus two.

1109
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
He's not going over the top here.

1110
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
That was a six for him.

1111
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Nineteen.

1112
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Wowza.

1113
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:07,000
So, describe Petit Yenble and this move that happens.

1114
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Yenble goes behind Sirik as if to undo it in a romantic way.

1115
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:18,000
You know, you put a necklace on in a romantic way, so to take it off that way, undo the clasp.

1116
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:35,000
And then just like plants herself and pushes as hard as she can towards Bahamut's, the

1117
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:40,000
ruins in front of Bahamut's cell, so just planted and just like everything she's got

1118
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:45,000
because, I mean, the god of lies is going to be pretty mad if this doesn't work.

1119
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
That's a strong success.

1120
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
So, yeah, he flies across the room.

1121
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Give me a fly across the room sound there.

1122
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Clerics!

1123
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:01,000
And lands on the ruins in front of Bahamut's cell.

1124
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:05,000
As swift as he landed, Bahamut is now in his place.

1125
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Come on, guys.

1126
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000
I told you they need a little rest, recovery.

1127
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:20,000
If I'm the closest one, then I'll try and take the necklace off Bahamut for real.

1128
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Not just keep doing pranks with the gods in and out of the cell.

1129
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Musical gods!

1130
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:32,000
You help him off of the ruins and take the necklace off and there is this, like a

1131
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
switch goes off.

1132
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:40,000
He still has this tired look about him, but he looks around and you see him look

1133
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:48,000
up to you, all of you, and you see him look up into his cell where Sirik now stands

1134
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,000
and you see that his birdcages are still up in his cell.

1135
00:56:52,000 --> 00:57:01,000
He takes a big sigh and looks to you and says, thank you.

1136
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
No, no problem with that.

1137
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000
All my, all my doing.

1138
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:13,000
With a lot of exhaustion, he kind of beckons you all in.

1139
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:22,000
And you hear this deafening roar coming from down the hallway and up the stairs.

1140
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:27,000
It's like vibrating and small pebbles and dust are falling from the ceiling.

1141
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:33,000
With you all huddled close, we see him blink.

1142
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:39,000
As you're all teleported out of the prison.

1143
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,000
Dumbgeons AND DRAGONS SEASON 2 EPISODE 94

1144
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia, Carla Maxted as Yen Bolnuri,

1145
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Tom Laird as Tulkier Heavyfoot,

1146
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,000
with guest Kristen Flemmons as a goth god Las Catho Olavi,

1147
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1148
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,000
Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More.

1149
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
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1150
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,000
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1151
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
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1152
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:15,000
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1153
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:19,000
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1154
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,000
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1155
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1157
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000
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1158
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1159
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,000
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1160
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000
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1161
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000
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1162
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,000
Oh, hold on you guys, and I...

1163
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000
Riffle through my bag?

1164
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Rifle?

1165
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Thank you!

1166
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
It's riffle.

1167
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Yeah, isn't it?

1168
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Oh, we had to look it up.

1169
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,000
Rifle's what you'd use more conventionally, I believe.

1170
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
But riffle's fun too.

1171
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Yeah, see I like riffle.

1172
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
I didn't know he was a riffle man, I'm a riffle girl.

1173
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,000
It took me a minute to even figure out like what you were talking about.

1174
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Thank you, we were re... anyway.

1175
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
It's always been like you riffle through a book.

1176
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
No, you riffle through something.

1177
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
No, you don't.

1178
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Thank you, I feel really seen right now.

1179
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Look, the internet tells me I'm right.

1180
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,000
If you were to riffle through it, I'm pretty sure it would be spelled differently.

1181
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,000
It is spelled differently, riffled is a very different word.

1182
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
No, it's not.

1183
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,000
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