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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I can fly over oh also I can fly so now it's left to uh the two fighter types and a ghost horse

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Rax and I are both perhaps too heavy for this now I also have a tome of thunderstep do you think

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it could open a book say some words close the book and then teleport itself to a place it can

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see um guys I can get from one place to another but you need hands to make it happen

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Rax work with me work with me Rax I didn't think the bridge was going to be the point

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you turn and you look up these steps towards this castle looming before you

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and you see carved into the wall above the door is a giant raven's head

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it

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welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons I'm your dungeon master Russ More he him also with me today is

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Kristen Fleming hi again welcome back thanks I'm never leaving no that's it that's that's our

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goal I love it first intro so you're like a main cast member now yeah you're just in

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rotation now you're not a guest star if you were in our home you'd have to go get your

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own plates and stuff right you could rifle through our fridge that's right I'm fine with that I make

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good leftover snacks and I don't have any problem with loading the dishwasher perfect amazing we

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don't have a dishwasher so I know she doesn't want to be on the podcast one more day just

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one more day Kristen just one more day stick it out this one time you're gonna get one

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the next time a new patron signs up so it's fine mild heart arrhythmia at that point right

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I know every morning I wake up I'm like I had a better life 200 200 patron we get a new dishwasher

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oh that's yeah that's a good goal yeah uh who do you play Kristen thank you for the prompt

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because I didn't remember what I was supposed to do now I play Agath god-lost cathalo alavi

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whose name I may have gotten right for the first time um she her goliath cleric fighter

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person got it all check the boxes also with me today is Amy More I am here so happy to

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be here uh and I play the amistacia a high elf druid uh she her for both of us

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guys I'm gonna nail this Amy's very tired very tired I feel Amy's pain and Carla Max dead

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she her I play Yen Bolnuri a Kalishtar cleric and Tom Laird too he him and I am playing

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Telgear tonight who also goes by he him hello everybody and welcome back Kristen uh you know

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I just like to start it with with some good energy there throw everybody off we're in a

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different place who knows what's gonna happen I'm into it bring the chaos where we have some

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fun things happening like we're gonna get some new character art for this adventures of game

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that we've been playing for almost the same amount of time as our regular show um and it's

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it's so far looking very good so hopefully by the time that this comes out we have samples of

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that to show our patrons and you could be one of them too at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

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where you also get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron Ray Serbeck

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hey thanks Ray thank you so much yes thank you Ray and now fuck it let's play

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well that rhymes that's a good start it felt good

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previously we crossed a bridge oh did we though eight hours later that's right it was real

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rough you all find yourself standing at the base of this castle that you had seen off in the

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distance this this giant angular stone castle and going up the main staircase to the entry

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doors you see this large symbol of a raven's head above the door everybody roll a history

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check please could it be a religion check could be religion would also qualify so either or

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i'm not good at either of them oddly enough yeah no they're both bad i have a really great

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bonus in history but i rolled a three natural 20 oh yes thank god i knew we kept christin

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around for a reason way to spend it on the stuff that counts and that's why i introduced

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christin first that's right not like hitting things um i know exactly what that is for us

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you know that's the symbol of the raven queen without a doubt and i point to it

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that is the symbol of the raven queen a little on the nose so don't you think

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you know it's a raven does it have a crown on it oh does it have a crown yeah i'm curious

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uh no no it doesn't the only thing it needs is a crown on it i also had a good role i had a 25

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so what is what do i know other than just that the raven is the raven queen which seems like

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probably not what christin earned with her nat 20 no that's that's exactly what you're

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hands down that i deserve yeah you know that the raven queen is a queen a queen okay obviously

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she likes a raven motif yeah a lesser deity who uh controls the shadow fell and all of its

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denizens you know that the raven queen was i mean still is an elven being who tried to become a

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god and through the ritual of becoming that god um was split and brought into the shadow

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fell where she now controls or you know where she controlled we don't know what the current

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status um what what her tinder bio says where she controls the the this plane trying to accrue

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her power again to come into godhood of sorts okay so it kind of be maybe great if she's here

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if she's feeling in a good mood yeah and is still functioning as a god

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that'd be good if if that if she if she made it to that far then yes that would be good so

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is the raven queen someone we got to be worried about or is this well i don't think she is

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a good guy i don't think but if a god is a god still functioning as a god that is

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that is good news right at this point any god will do yeah well yeah i guess we that's what

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beggars can't be choosers

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uh no uh yeah no beggars can't be choosers uh so just go up do we do we just go knock on the

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door or should we bring a gift is there like some sort of social etiquette in the situation

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that we should be aware of i might have a gift on me though it's always nice to arrive

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with something we all look through our inventory we've never really dealt with hostess gifts

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before but let's see who has the cheese platter who has the cheese relatively new character here

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i'm not sure what bonus stuff he's got i'm still trying to figure out how to use the

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ring gates so like maybe i'll just give those to her first person you see are you the raven

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queen here have these here you go i have some fishing tackle okay the pretty ones

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more colorful no fly fishing no just okay rod uh i also have teleportation diamond i mean raven

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queen pretty shiny sparkly thing right yeah i mean could work again we just knock is there just

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like a big door are they yeah i mean i had i had set you up at the bottom of the stairs so

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you know there there is just a big door uh you know big double wipe massive place to tie off

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the horse do you want to bring the horse rex will accompany me of course of course why did i even

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ask all right uh okay i skip up the steps jaunty russ if you could dub in a real cool guy knock

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for amy at this point i think that would be great yeah you got it

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as the knock happens everybody make a wisdom saving throw

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it turns out it's more of a just let yourself in kind of establishment

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jesus 30 what 22 wow guys something special just happened 19 also 19 okay that was with

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plus nine y'all i have a plus 11 to my wisdom what is going on i have plus 10 i guess it's

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because these high level characters it's really like stuff going on here i know well it's still my

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little baby characters are like i'm a minus one my dex is still like only plus three and so is

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my charisma but wisdom and intelligence like fuck yeah i've been through some shit obviously

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well i now control right whoever just tried to control me no a 30s got to give me something

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a 30 does get you something cool okay um but it's a butt as you knock oh no the door swings open

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a goth and Yenbul and tulge the doors open wide and you feel like this warmth wash over you

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and it's not like a weird warmth like you know like someone peed in the pool kind of

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warmth like i guess a warm summer morning there's a bit of a dew in the air and it opens

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into this green field like rolling hills trees off in the distance you see wildlife running across

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us and you feel drawn into this

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yeah i just re-rolled a wisdom saving throw for racks because i realized he hadn't saved

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and he got a natural one so racks he's ready really stoked about this he's going i didn't

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roll for well do i have to if if donnie's in my pouch i'm sleeping yeah covered it good

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so just to clarify because i did cut out a little bit but with 19s and a 22 we see a beautiful

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okay wow live place okay sounds great let's go this is it's like when we fought Tiamat

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and it's like oh yeah deck save well i need to net or i fail cool

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yeah you see your friends rush forward happily joyfully gleefully almost

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oh it's awkward to watch as you watch them rush into this dark cold and dusty hallway

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as the air is settling around you it's eerily quiet you see cobwebs like large

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cobwebs hanging down from the ceiling and they're running and like grabbing these things

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and like sniffing all of this oh my goodness it's so beautiful here it's the most beautiful

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i mean the colors are just amazing oh the air is the perfect mix of it must rain so often in here

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here you don't see anything else alive or undead for that matter in this location but you don't

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you don't understand what is happening to you so it's just like a dank musty dark cobweb filled

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foyer it's like it was this grand entryway like at one point it probably looked fantastic

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it probably looked marvelous but right now it looks like it's been torn apart and like a

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battle has happened here there are doorways like off to the side derelict just that have been

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like yeah blown open and like hanging off their hinges some of them like barred up

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on like you can see furniture on the on the inside of them are you guys did you guys all

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have a conversation prior to us coming in here like is this a joke this is a weird

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the three of you you don't hear thea it's a weird time to joke you see collectively

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coming down towards you like over this hill you see a small satyr he's well about three feet

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tall he's got like tussled brown hair brown eyes he's got a denim vest on

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okay tell me more does it have a bedazzled unicorn on the back of it

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it has a bedazzled unicorn on the back of it and he comes over to you and says oh my gosh

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friends it's been so long since i've seen anybody come come with me where where where

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have you been who what is happening you recognize this man as benjamin someone you

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grew up with benjamin it is so fun they're all to see you i thought everyone was gone

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no no we've all been here it's an uncanny coincidence isn't it it's so lovely isn't it

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did you see the unicorns frolicking on the field not the ones just on my back

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but the ones frolicking in the field over there i didn't i i didn't see them i didn't

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show me where venny come follow me tell gear i i want to reach out and i want to shake

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shake who are you shaking now i don't know if i want to shake somebody you've come into

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the bit you've tried to shake somebody who are you shaking i reach out and i and i touch

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yen bull's shoulder gently yamble as thea touches you like these thorny vines wrap

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around your shoulder a goth and tell gear you see this plant shoot up and out of the ground

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and grab hold of yen bull and begin pulling her back and down to the ground ow Benjamin help me

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what is happening this place is so beautiful before and now it is hurting me is there

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any chance that any of this seems strange to me i mean make an insight roll oh that's pretty

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good um 28 all of the imagery and everything you see and smell and hear all maintains but

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just kind of like in in the periphery like just out of sight you see shadows moving like

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figures quickly zipping in and out and whenever you look at them they're not there and this

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but you you do see this creature this thing pulling yen bull like yamble you're being

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pulled to the ground now it appears yamble i think i'm trying to think what i would do i

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mean i'd probably do something that's what i'm hoping for something i mean i think agath like

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went to pull a weapon as the the thorns came out but as the shadows sort of appear the sides

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of her vision i think she's gonna sort of spin and like maybe try and catch one not in the

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periphery and still have her her weapon out and just say like something is not quite right

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yeah something isn't right something isn't right i i i go to shake agath agath off of the same

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creature that is attacking yamble like this cloud of spores shoots out into your face

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uh make a constitution saving throw i would love to oh not one oh is a five although i can

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technically reroll a saving throw once if i use one of my sticky notes that i think is

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um stones endurance no it's one of them is it it's a are you a fighter indomitable

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yeah yeah that's the one if you would like to reroll it you can sure yeah i'll reroll it just

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so that i can make sure i use all the sticky notes um 15 it plumes up into your face and

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you begin coughing and like batting at it um you have a weapon in your hand like if you

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were to like bat at the cloud would you how how would you do that i probably like put it up

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defensively like i mean it's a cloud of spores so that isn't you're not gonna swing

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at it probably not gonna say put it up defensively and and uh and like raise the shield kind of thing

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as you go up to agatha her shield comes up and her her weapon comes up in front of you what

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do you do oh i back up and go whoa whoa whoa whoa hey it's me it's the agatha you see like a

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shutter in this cloud of spores in your face and you see beyond it this darkened hallway just

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for a brief second and thea almost ghostly coming in and out of image whoa whoa whoa whoa

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i i see i see thea she is here but not here come with me come on it's me it's benjamin let's

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go everybody's waiting for you i'm gonna attack benjamin okay uh roll to hit agatha no she doesn't

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have any old friends that's right i was never a child definitely no not anyone with that much

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uh charisma and cool vests yeah definitely not that was a different friend group yeah

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yeah for sure 24 swing down with your scimitar hard into where benjamin is standing uh tulgear

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and Yenbul make a constitution saving throw as agatha is double-bladed scimitaring your long

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lost best friend 27 okay so you don't care about benjamin Yenbul cares about benjamin

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scimitar is coming down into benjamin tulgear you have this moment of clarity like same kind

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of thing as i described for agatha where's this there's this shutter and you're back in this

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dark cobwebbed dusty hallway and then you're back and agatha is cutting down through

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benjamin Yenbul you see the same thing you don't have the shutter what do you do as you

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see agatha's blade coming down uh well i think i'm sort of kind of on the ground right

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because i've been pulled down by this vine definitely at least to knees yeah um so i'm

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gonna fight against that i mean sorry friend but i don't know i mean i'm gonna probably like

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stab at that vine that's attached to me okay i mean i'm just down there so probably just

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with like a dagger or something okay nothing nothing crazy it uh it was a nat one

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one that's the one today that's the third just so far what's happening waving a dagger kind

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of above my shoulder in a random pattern you go to stab at these vines Yenbul agatha you're

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swiping through benjamin you don't really see what's happening with tulgear or Yenbul behind

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you tulgear you see Yenbul begins stabbing but at the same time screaming as she's stabbing

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these vines and thea you see Yenbul stabbing into her own shoulder oh oh my god uh i i want

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to run at her and i want to wrench the the blade out of her hand uh okay uh make a maybe

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just a straight dex roll actually or strength because you're trying to overpower her 14 um make

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it a contested strength there Yenbul because so the vine is trying to pull your dagger away

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from you at this point 17 the vines are trying to wrap themselves like around your blade to

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try and knock the blade from your hand but you overpower them i feel like i rolled a one

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on that attack roll so if the negative consequence i guess is that i am stabbing

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myself then i guess i just have to accept that i'm stabbing myself because i did roll a one Yenbul

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is screaming and maintains her hold on it as you are trying to wrestle it free from her

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i go to chop her hand off no i'm totally kidding wow way out of control what would you

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do your three friends are clueless and doing weird shit stabbing themselves back to agatha

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you strike down into benjamin who at the last second turns and has like these puppy dog eyes

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as you cut down hard into him and he explodes into butterflies

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and just kind of surround you and they're flying all around you right now gonna swing

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at a few of the butterflies agoth begins swinging wildly in this room i back the

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fuck up right now you have a friend who's stabbing themselves on the ground you have

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one swinging a double bladed scimitar through the air tolgear what are you doing yes tolgear

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great question what are you doing join the fun i need to round out this uh this house of

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horrors do something terrible don't just enjoy the beautiful scenery and breathe the fresh air

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do something weird and gross all right um so i see yen bull stabbing at the vines correct

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and now i see swinging at butterflies yeah yeah benjamin would have like

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i don't know if you would have seen like the blade connect and like your brain connect those

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two like benjamin was there one moment for you and then he's gone the next and now agoth

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is swinging trying to catch butterflies sure um do i have a butterfly net in my possessions

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right you look down into your bag and you pull out a butterfly net perfect yeah i'm gonna i'm

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gonna try and like gently swing it towards some butterflies not the more aggressive one

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that the cats do what's something dangerous in your bag that you would be carrying

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oh i probably have lots of things like that uh let's go with uh my plus three battle axe

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it's a bad day to be thea i'm just saying the uh make a dexterity saving throw i am not happy

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that i saved on this got that 30 imagine how just peaceful this could have been okay this

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is why i don't roll well because when they do it turns out nothing happens uh what kind of

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this is a dex 18 yeah you see tel gear just kind of at the last moment coming

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dangerously close to you swinging down his battle axe so you're now knocked back

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he's swinging it weird though he's not using like the the sharp edge it's like the flat

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spread out edge big smile on your face yeah totally have a good time happiness to get

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out of the way you knock yourself back prone and you're just seeing this Yenbul

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just like wrenching this blade into her shoulder agoth doesn't look happy i don't think

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no no but yeah like agoth has has some clues as to what's happening tel gear also had like

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just this shimmer of clarity but has gone back to trying to catch butterflies with a battle

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there your friends are running around doing this what do you want to do uh i'd like to shout out

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into the building okay hello hi uh um uh oh shit what was her name queen queen of the ravens

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queen of the ravens if you're doing this uh we are here uh in peace and if you could stop

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this we we really need your help your friends are still running around and the scene is playing

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out in front of you everybody else as you're doing what you think you're doing there are these

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just quick little shots of of clarity that come through and you see thea on the ground

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screaming up and you hear just little glimpses of the pleads she's yelling out into this

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room and then it goes back Yenbul as you get one of these you see the blood is like pouring down

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your front and then it snaps back and the vine is trying to wrap itself around agoth and

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tel gear you're chasing down and then you see your weapons come out as you're like running

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towards each other trying to get these butterflies make dexterity saving throws please all right

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well right away it's not great nine eighteen you see them tel gear a little bit too late agoth

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you're able to move to the side but you're the momentum of your blade comes down and strikes

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into tel gear uh roll damage please nine damage and as you take that damage uh make

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another wisdom saving throw as you feel this sharp i mean you see it but then it goes back

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to what you you see as a butterfly net sure uh that'll be a 24 and as it hits in everything

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melts away like in this wave of death and decay like the entire green hills like like immediately

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browns up and the trees shrivel up you see benjamin come back and he like quickly emaciates

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himself and becomes a skeleton who falls to the ground and you're back like clear you're

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bleeding but you're back and you see agoth continuing to cautiously run around and

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strategically Yenbul grappling with herself and thea behind you screaming up into the building

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all right uh yeah i guess i'll go um attempt to remove said dagger from Yenbul's shoulder

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seems to be the order of the day let's do a straight strength contest thea you see

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tel gear stand up and begin moving towards Yenbul and moving towards her dagger 12 19

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tel gear and he grasps hold of it hard and like you describe how you take it from Yenbul

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who's putting up a fight yeah um i picture it like you know when over the top i do know in over

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the top so essentially tel gear goes over the top on this day i'm gonna need a little bit of

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an explanation because i don't know over the top don't know over the top no and maybe some

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of our listeners won't either can i have a little more so uh over the top which i have

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seen one time only once based on register recommendation because he owned it

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is a movie uh basically about arm wrestling it is and fathers and fathers and sons and the

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bond that brings them together to cross generational gap basically sliced alone is like this crazy

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arm wrestler dad guy who's a truck driver and his his signature move is to go over the top

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when they're arm wrestling which means the fingers come over the top i've heard enough

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yeah hey you asked i am sorry yeah i go over the top and i like slowly

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get this dagger like a way a out of her shoulder and then b out of her hand tel gear

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tel gear can you hear me

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it's the middle

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and we're here to say that amy's not here so we're gonna say all of her secrets

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what tune did you go with you know i don't know i was an original it was very you came

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in with like a very sort of plaintive energy that i was not expecting yeah i was like

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expecting something kind of like upbeat robust and it was more like okay i'm just gonna test

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the waters here well sometimes sometimes when i say i'm gonna try and find a tune my mind

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blanks on all songs in the world and then it's like well i'll start one and i'll find it

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halfway through but it but then it's just in a ridge and how i can sell that uh and get

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all the royalties on it now you're rich just like that take that imagine dragons

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i was gonna do thunder but not anymore i had a thing like that the other day for work uh they

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were asked like what are your some of your favorite like ads that you remember and i was

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like i don't think i've ever seen an ad before i can't i can't think of a single

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tide pods yeah they did something didn't they like those delicious tide

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pods we're in the middle now and we're um well amy's not here because she had to go put our

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put our daughter to bed so what kind of secrets what kind of dirt do we have on amy i mean

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nothing i don't think she's kind of an open book which is one of the best things about

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her yeah let's just talk about all the things we like about amy she's very funny

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very funny very funny yeah she's very very nice person very nice very smart and very smart

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very like to the point but in a good way some people are like blunt but no she is like

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oh there's no pointed but politely so yeah one thing i admire about amy is that she really

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likes the things that she likes and just like goes for it owns it yeah and like champions

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them too i like gardening get on board everybody else this is what is happening and i think it's

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great also she's a total fox absolutely i don't want to like demean her but no

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but we gotta say you gotta she's got the whole package you gotta call it yeah she just walked

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back in so we're gonna stop talking about her now that's right amy's back now we're in the

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middle of a of a middle so just bring it home here amy yep you got this amy and go you

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guys are friggin awesome come visit us over at Patreon Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

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see so good isn't she just nailed it yeah what are we talking about you we were just

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said about her we're accurate yeah i think i think we brought it home all right thanks everybody have

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a great rest of the episode i know yeah yeah right right here a little busy thank god

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oh holy crap okay um what the fuck is going on don't know uh got stabbed woke up you're

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welcome i'm on the case now agoth as you're running around make a dexterity saving throw

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please gladly 11 few things happen because you took the blade so Yenbul the the vines to you

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have ripped your blade and are now constricting themselves hard around your arm like you feel

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like you're losing circulation in your arm you see it and it's turning like black and blue

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quickly before your eyes agoth do you continue to chase the butterflies what's what you're

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just kind of observing walking looking yeah i think at this point like get out a little bit

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of aggression on the butterflies but that's that's not you know that's bloodless stated

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with tilgar i guess i think right now just sort of defensive position because something

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is clearly messed up but i don't seem to have a way to stop i've been through my

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spell list like 17 times how can i stop this come on post it notes you see racks bolt off

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yeah still within that one uh you see racks bolt off into the like going into the horizon

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basically like following these green hills everybody else um tolgier and thea you see

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racks bolt down this hallway oh shit i think yeah at that point uh i guess we sort of hang

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her head and go shit and uh head after racks and then agath follows quickly behind racks

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and you see agath break stride a little bit but only because the floor depresses quickly

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beneath her and this this blade swings out of the wall and down i imagine you have a long

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stride so it like catches an arm as you're on like the backswing and you take 17 slashing

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damage as this blade swings down through no big deal yeah it's fine you have like a

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thousand hit points so uh make a wisdom saving throw as you take this heavy amount of damage

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come on so this is where i should have uh waited to use

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that saving throw ability because i just rolled a two which makes it an 11 okay now sometimes

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with fighters do they get multiple uses of that thanks maybe i'll go look right like i

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mean occasionally it's like hey at level seven you get this and you get another one at level

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14 says once one time per long rest damn yeah worth a shot totally worth a shot okay then

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as this hits you you see this huge black winged creature like it's hard to describe

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it's not bat like it's got like these this long snout with these razor sharp teeth and it like

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flies up and out of what you now see as this giant crevice that racks has jumped across

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and it is bearing down on you right now i'm gonna take evasive maneuver i gotta get that

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horse because if he gets too far ahead of me i ain't ever gonna catch him so you're getting

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you're like shielding yourself with your shield and you're trying to move away from this and

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as um so there's this now like ravine how do you traverse that i'm very athletic can i jump

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across it you can certainly try yes i will make it uh make it athletics come on or acrobatics

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either or um 18 take a few steps back and run out and try and leap over top of this

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you fall one step short but your foot hits the ground regardless like it's you feel like

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it's almost like falling and then you hit the ground hard and like almost buckle underneath

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yourself and those little shots of clarity come back and you see them ripple down the hallway

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as you see racks running further down this dark hallway it's like increasingly dark um as

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he goes down you turn back and you see your friends particularly Yenbul who's been taking

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damage from herself if he's making my arm go for quite a while like lose

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should probably have you make a wisdom saving throw no like i'm taking damage can i take a

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wisdom saving throw i just like keeping you in the dark here i stabbed myself now my my hand

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hurts real bad or doesn't i feel nothing in it it's numb and i have pins and needles for

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an hour oh that wasn't a great roll guys uh oh this is plus 10 17 you're still in lala land

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okay well okay what are the what are tel gear and thea doing you see agoth and the horse run down

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right the yen bull is still not with it i'm just wrestling i guess tel gear but i think

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vines but i'm struggling um three out of four of you are collectively in this place

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uh i'm going to put my hands on yen bull and and shake her a little bit and and say come on you can

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get out of this as i cast guidance on her first time ever i've never heard of this i've had it

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since the dawn of time everybody and was like when will i fucking ever use this you're just

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waiting for this moment please save me from stabbing myself have one in the back pocket

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the whole time you touch one willing creature and once before the spell ends the target can

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roll a d4 and add the number rolled to one ability check of its choice oh no wait it's an

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ability check fuck this this is why can we just say it's a save yeah it's got yeah sure can

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we just yeah uh so yen bull uh you that's why i've never used thea goes to shake you and

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you like see her come in and out of view come on you can get out of this make another wisdom

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saving throw you know what we'll say with advantage rather than just the plus four uh

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okay because i'm being helpful because you're being helpful okay sure so 19 or 21 so i made

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21 obviously it's the one that i want because it's better but it's not good enough still not

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i guess that was my original role i think shit i'm just like rolling around like just pulling

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and wrestling with the this mean vine looking at what i still see that looks like a gorgeous

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beautiful place and somehow i found the one asshole plant that's attacking me isn't that

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always the way it works you see benjamin back standing over you just you just have to

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you just have to swing harder you just have to swing harder and then you can get free

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and you can come play i want to come play help me well what can you do how can you get free

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oh i i'll help you he reaches his hand out for you yeah grab his hand i mean of course i do

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i don't i don't know what's going on it's my old friend benny everyone from the place that

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i live is gone you guys grasp benny's hand uh-huh and you feel that if you cast sacred flame

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all will be better great they have to you have to do a deck save whoever i'm

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rolling that at it has to be to 17 oh god it's me

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is it me who is i think it's all gear all right it was like oh maybe it's both oh yeah

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18 oh good good for you so that's like what half damage no i think it's nothing

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it's a cantrip so when you guys it's all coming up amy today burst of light goes up

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before you thea makes you jump back oh god Yenbul you you clasp benjamin's hand and sacred flame

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goes off you hear thea's yell off in the distance it seems like but as you look back

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to benjamin his arm is skeletal and the skin is like sloughing away from him and he says come

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play come play it will be fine come on let's go and he's like pulling at you make a what's

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your wisdom plus 10 oh fuck okay make a wisdom saving throw oh jesus well i haven't made it

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yet i know you haven't yet 29 wow as you see like this the flesh falling away and it's

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instilling this fear in you and then you suddenly steal yourself and it all just falls

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like you with dust oh and you're all standing in this dark hallway rax has run off further i

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don't know if a god can hear his hooves yeah echoing down some hallway dust covered cobwebs

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like not fresh cobwebs but like dust covered cobwebs hang from the ceilings your hands and

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face and bodies are covered in this decay and you look around thea you recognize that all of

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your cohorts your friends are back to themselves Yenbul yes i gosh are you okay i'm bleeding

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yeah you stabbed yourself multiple times in the shoulder yeah for some reason a real bunch

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um but there were these vines attacking me and i no no there weren't oh you i don't know what

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happened but you three were in some sort of fantasy world look like you were having a real

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good time until you weren't that's the thing it was great until it was so beautiful green

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fields and fresh air and it was wonderful uh do you need any help Yenbul how's your shoulder

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no i it is fine okay we should probably go after a goth she she ran down that corridor

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chasing rax who i'm pretty sure is still in that dreamland

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hallucination i think as you're saying that i sort of just like come up behind you

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oh oh you are here but rax is gone rax is somewhere down that direction um well

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we have to go get him since we don't exactly know where to go anyway

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and i mean we didn't put in all that time getting over that bridge to not go after him

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okay let's let's go find him um can i look around the room is there i hadn't had a

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chance what with all my friends being like psycho and whatnot yeah uh is there anything

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in here any books any sigils you definitely see symbols of the raven queen all down this

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hallway you see tapestries where it appears like something or someone has like scratched

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or torn out the faces and bodies of whoever was in these images so there's nothing discernible

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from any of them as you're walking by you see specifically different landscapes of

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similarly to what you've seen out in the landscape that you were landscape that you

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were walking through but also the occasional one of like silvery moon or high forests but

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those ones are much fewer and farther between he's got to reach a dead end at some point right like

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there's it's not just a big circle or maybe he'll just come up behind us at some point

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yes we have to keep going until we find rax or something else he's like a like a like a

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homing beacon on him you got like a low jack attached to rax fortunately given his size he is

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generally very easy to track

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do we still hear his hooves he doesn't have to have like a bell on him or anything

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yeah i would say you definitely hear him down this hallway and i imagine like with all the dust

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and cobwebs like there's probably a fairly easy way to track him through because big bodies

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brushed up against a wall or something there's a clean spot narrow corridor giant horse you

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continue down the hallway following the the nays and hoof steps that you hear the room is

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getting much darker so anybody without dark vision so yimbo for sure maybe a goth

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would be having difficulty seeing the farther you go i can cast well i guess i can try to cast

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light hold on is that going to use up a spell slot for you or is that a cantrip

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it's a cantrip okay i was just gonna say don't don't waste your spells we haven't

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even gotten to the raven queen but we don't know if anything happened after that last

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spell no no but i mean save it for the raven queen just in case there's a big battle

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because i had but yeah no it's a cantrip so i can uh i can just like cast it on my mace

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so your mace begins to light up and you're able to see 30 or 60 feet or whatever it is it

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lights up the hallway far enough that you can see everybody make perception check as that

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happens 24 17 8 13 i guess that shoulder is really bothering yeah and you're holding the

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mace with that shoulder too you're not doing yourself any favors the with the 24 you like the

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light comes on and even with the 17 like you see the walls themselves ripple for a moment

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um and then they stop like almost like you toss a small rock into a into a pool it ripples and

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then it's still again did anyone else see that see see what i didn't see the walls are

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made out of water that sounds stupid i understand how that sounds

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i want to reach out and touch one of the walls with uh a head of my arrow

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mama didn't raise no fool yeah you reach out and poke the wall with it

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poke it yeah uh you do so and it seems like it's a real i take it and i carve my blade

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onto it and i just carved the tea was here that appears as you carve it out must have

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just been a trick of the light i guess i'm trying to see i don't even have like

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detect magic or like the most basic kind of like revealing spell that i could i have to

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who needs to build a bAlydinced party i have to detect magic i have to detect magic talkier

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should do a spell i mean there's probably magic everywhere but we got to try and figure

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out what's going on in this joint all right yeah let's do it i'm gonna cast detect magic

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tell me how to talk here detects magic he kind of just like he has that little amulet

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on his neck and he kind of just grabs it and mutters under his breath and

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goes to uh detect all that good good magic or bad magic hey you magic is that what you

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whisper is that what everybody whispers you magic for you as you detect magic the entirety

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of your surroundings come back with basically the walls and the floors and the ceiling like

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everything lights up and it's giving um an enchantment school of magic uh guys

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everything is magic like the walls are alive with the magic the sound of magic yes okay

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everybody sees it now the walls begin to like wave out and you you hear them collapsing in

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behind you like almost like doors shutting but the wall is like folding in on itself

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coming down from the entrance that you now no longer see because it's collapsing in behind you

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perhaps we should go yes quickly yep everybody begins running down the hallways and as you run

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it gets faster and faster and there's a singular door down at the end of this hallway

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let's go yeah is that or get crushed by walls so uh you burst through this door and into

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this darkened room that is illuminated by the light and you see ahead of you come into

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view you see racks standing in the center of this room the sound of the crushing walls

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goes until it hits that doorway and then it's like this echoey stop

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and as you take a second you see along the edges of this what you now see is like a circular

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room that now has no doors in or out you see figures that look like darkened humanoid figures

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standing in obscured almost painful looking positions almost as if they're in like a tableau

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or a statue and racks is ears up panicked eyes looking at these creatures i'll go up to racks and

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just like put my hand on his neck and try and calm down a little bit kind of startles at

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your touch and then like sinks back towards you and you see standing right in front of him

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like uh-huh almost like a wave out of these these humanoid creatures in like these anguished

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like you see the look on their face and it's anguished and the the flesh of them

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it looks decayed but like there's this first one right in front of racks like he snorts

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out and like this plume of noxious gas comes out and this figure like cranes its neck

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and begins the cracking its bones as if it begins to move i'm gonna turn undead

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Dumbgeons and Dragons season two episode 92 starring Amy More as thea amastasia carla

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you are trying to take tom out you guys are going to do a swapsies on podcasting aren't you

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i see what's going on here finally my plan begins tricky tricky i say that because i don't

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think Yenbul has darkvision rude what are you doing looking at my sheet and learning my

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weaknesses i think he said it i do either oh yeah so dagger in shoulder is it

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