1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Well, let's just take one step back. 3 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,600 If you were in need of something, would your solution just be to softly sing about it? 4 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,799 I'm going overboard! 5 00:00:37,799 --> 00:00:40,000 Shut up, Jonathan! She loves me! 6 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,799 Well, I found the hammer and nip. What are you doing? 7 00:00:41,799 --> 00:00:46,399 Don't let them out! What if they're just trying to tell you that they're not calling the siren? 8 00:00:46,399 --> 00:00:53,200 Well, it seemed like they really couldn't help it when they were being called, and now they're sort of just more normal. 9 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:59,000 Sully was being quite abrasive before. I mean, more than usual. 10 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:07,799 You see this wave arc up and over top of the boat and slam down on top. 11 00:01:07,799 --> 00:01:10,000 Oh, what the fuck is wrong with this water? 12 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,599 But then you look back and you see Mut up inside this water elemental, spinning and churning within it. 13 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. He, him. Also with me today is Amy More. 14 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Ah, yes. She, her. And I play Sullivan Slyte, a lightfoot halfling rogue. He, him. 15 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 And Carla Maxted. 16 00:01:52,000 --> 00:02:00,000 She, her. I am playing Neryxious Akra, better known as Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin. Also, she, her. 17 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,599 And Tom Laird is here. 18 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:08,400 Yeah, that's me. He, him. I'm playing Moot, who also goes by he, him, and he's a half-orc wild magic sorcerer. 19 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:13,199 And we've got a couple very special guests today joining us from spout lore because Twitter was like, 20 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:18,400 hey, you guys need to play a game together. So that's what we're doing. First up, Sean O'Hara. 21 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:24,000 Hi there. I'm Sean, he, him. And today I'll be playing Bonesword, also he, him. 22 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 And Abdulaziz. 23 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Hello, my name is Abdulaziz. I am he, him. And I'm playing Boobs Frankenstein, also he, him. 24 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Yes, you are. 25 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Obviously. Only a man would choose a name that horrifying. 26 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,400 This is a name Abdul has been pushing for a long time. 27 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:50,800 I've got a lot of questions about Boobs Frankenstein, but I'm going to hold back until we're in the episode. 28 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,800 I thought Bonesword, cool name. 29 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:59,400 And then I heard Boobs Frankenstein and I was like, I'm sorry, Sean. 30 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,599 I don't know. You've got a lot of appendage is going on. 31 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:07,599 One is more outwardly stated than the other. 32 00:03:07,599 --> 00:03:12,400 One is just a euphemism. Come on, my Bonesword. 33 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,400 You're getting boobs. I mean, you get, you know, you're getting boobs. 34 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,400 We're covering, covering as many bases body part wise as we can. 35 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,400 Absolutely. 36 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,400 We're inclusive is what we are. 37 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,400 We'll fill in the rest as we go. And it's going to be like a bingo card. 38 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:30,400 So folks, get out your body parts bingo card and just see how many you can cross off. 39 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,400 Everyone gets the head free square in the middle. 40 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,400 That's right. 41 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,400 We've got bones. 42 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,400 I was going to put that as a butthole, but I mean. 43 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,400 Oh man. That would have been a smart move. 44 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,400 It's OK. I play a lot of bingo. 45 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,400 We've got bone. We got boobs. 46 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:50,400 We got Frankenstein, which is technically all of the other body parts. 47 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,400 That's true. 48 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,400 Plus extras. 49 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,400 Bingo. Episode's over. 50 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,400 Frankenstein have boobs? 51 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,400 I've got more questions. I'll figure it out. 52 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,400 You know what? Save all your questions for when we get in there. 53 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,400 When you join us on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 54 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,400 you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, L.A. Branton. 55 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,400 L.A. Branton. 56 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,400 Thanks, L.A. 57 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,400 L.A.? 58 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,400 Yes. 59 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,400 Yeah. 60 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,399 Do you want me to say it again? L.A. Branton. 61 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:17,399 That's a cool name. 62 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:18,399 Yeah. 63 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:19,399 Two initials. I like that. 64 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:21,399 That's my bully from high school. 65 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:23,399 Oh, God. 66 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:26,399 Well, they are a patron Abdul, so I'm sorry. 67 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:27,399 We're going to go with them. 68 00:04:27,399 --> 00:04:28,399 You're going to have to thank them. 69 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:30,399 I mean, they did get the money. 70 00:04:30,399 --> 00:04:36,399 They heard you were going to be on and they messaged me like this is going to be a real mindfuck for Abdul. 71 00:04:36,399 --> 00:04:37,399 Oh, man. 72 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,400 Starting with real good energy here. 73 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,400 All right. Let's play. 74 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:47,400 Moot, Glim and Sully and your shipmates Captain Dorban and Jonathan 75 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:52,400 lay sprawled out on a beach in the inlet you were in previously. 76 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:58,400 Waves lapping calmly on the shore as the wild magic fog is slowly dissipating. 77 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:02,400 None of you are conscious at the moment. 78 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,400 We see the barge right in slowly sinking, 79 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:11,400 kind of like the Titanic with the stern way up in the air and bubbles roiling all around it, 80 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:15,400 sinking deep into the inlet below. 81 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:21,400 We hear the sound of carriage wheels coming up a path just off in the forest 82 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:28,400 and the sound of two voices coming up the path towards our downed heroes. 83 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:37,400 No, I'm telling you that the best three cheese dip that I've ever had was back in Targonia 84 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:44,400 and it was cheddar, old cheddar and young cheddar mixed together. 85 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,400 That sounds like it's just like it was just melted cheese. 86 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,400 It was just a melted block of cheese. 87 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,400 No, it was not melted. 88 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,400 Oh, all right. 89 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,400 I can see why that would be the best one because it's like transportable. 90 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,400 Like you can pack it with you and you just eat it on the go. 91 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,400 It was shredded, shredded, not melted, loose. 92 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,400 I miss eating so much. 93 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,400 Thank you for telling me about this though. 94 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:14,400 I really appreciate you like kind of debriefing me on foods whenever we whenever we're on the road. 95 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:20,400 You come around this bend and you see this site before you five individuals laying. 96 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,400 It doesn't look like they're sleeping. 97 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,400 It looks like they've been in a scuffle of some sort. 98 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:29,400 Some have cuts and bruises and like bits of blood pouring from them. 99 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,400 Bits of blood pouring from them. 100 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,400 You're on caution. 101 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,400 Shut up. 102 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,400 Oh my God, look at all those bits, man. 103 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,400 They're everywhere. 104 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:41,400 There's so many individual pieces of blood all over the place. 105 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,400 You almost never see that. 106 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,400 God, it's congealed. 107 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,400 They're in pretty bad shape regardless. 108 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,400 Anyway, so my second favorite three cheese dip that I've ever had. 109 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,400 Hold on. No, hold on. 110 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,400 Well, we'll get we'll get back to it. 111 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,400 Are these people dead? 112 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,400 Probably a good place for us to start. 113 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,400 I'm going to I'm going to go check them out. 114 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:07,400 Bone Sword hops down off the cart and goes to check out the quote unquote potential bodies. 115 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,400 Yeah. 116 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:12,400 How do you check that you just kind of like check for how do you check them? 117 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,400 I don't know. 118 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,400 It's hard for me to check a pulse because I don't have one myself. 119 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:27,400 Bone Sword is a very gray pallid looking I'm going to say like 19 year old, a strong five nine 120 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:34,400 and like maybe one seventy but less because there are some parts of it missing. 121 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:42,400 And he is wearing a backwards leather cap and a cut off leather vest. 122 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:46,400 And he crutches down to just poke the nearest person. 123 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:53,400 Closest to you would be either a halfling or a half or half either way. 124 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,400 I'm going to go for the hole. 125 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,400 I'm going to poke the half work. 126 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,400 Oh, boobs. 127 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:05,400 These this one's alive. 128 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,400 Get used to it. 129 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,400 It's your name. 130 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,400 You chose this name. 131 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,400 I know. 132 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:14,400 And that's that's a problem because it's so fucking funny. 133 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,400 I forgot for a second. 134 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,400 And I was like, what a funny choice of like. 135 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,400 Oh, no. 136 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:24,400 Boobs. 137 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,400 I used to say, oh, tits. 138 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,400 But somebody yelled at me one time. 139 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,400 So I tried to I wound it back. 140 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,400 Yeah, we're fucking woke necromancers. 141 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:37,400 Literally, he's awoken from the dead from hell. 142 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:42,400 Sully, you begin to stir as a wave kind of pushes you over. 143 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:45,399 Yeah. 144 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:48,399 OK, to two of the three to the three are alive. 145 00:08:48,399 --> 00:08:49,399 Fuck. 146 00:08:49,399 --> 00:08:52,399 God, this is disappointing to me. 147 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:56,399 You know that this is disappointing to me because I would prefer to find dead people 148 00:08:56,399 --> 00:09:01,399 so we could raise them and then impress those people at that orcas party that we're going to. 149 00:09:01,399 --> 00:09:03,399 Exactly. 150 00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:05,399 I mean, the situation really could go either way still. 151 00:09:05,399 --> 00:09:08,399 So let's just let's just hold on. 152 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:11,399 See if this other one's awake. 153 00:09:11,399 --> 00:09:16,399 You go over to the dragon porn and give her a good shake. 154 00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:19,399 Oh, oh, bah, bah. 155 00:09:19,399 --> 00:09:20,399 Oh, yep. It's all three. 156 00:09:20,399 --> 00:09:22,399 Sorry, man. 157 00:09:22,399 --> 00:09:30,399 Are any of you dead enough to feel OK with being with with dying and having me resurrect you? 158 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:33,399 I'm going to say no for me. 159 00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:34,399 I'll look around. 160 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:38,399 Are Jonathan and Captain Durbin. 161 00:09:38,399 --> 00:09:39,399 Dorbin. 162 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:40,399 Thank you. 163 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:43,399 Are they are they still unconscious? 164 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:44,399 They appear to be still unconscious. 165 00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:45,399 Yes. 166 00:09:45,399 --> 00:09:47,399 And Moot is still unconscious as well. 167 00:09:47,399 --> 00:09:49,399 Am I now conscious? 168 00:09:49,399 --> 00:09:50,399 Yeah. 169 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:51,399 I said you woke up. 170 00:09:51,399 --> 00:09:53,399 You said I was stirring. 171 00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:56,399 You choose your level of shake. 172 00:09:56,399 --> 00:09:58,399 Wait, there are boobs. 173 00:09:58,399 --> 00:09:59,399 There are two more. 174 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,399 We might we could still we could still take this home. 175 00:10:02,399 --> 00:10:03,399 Wait, do we not have three? 176 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,399 Are there more than three people here? 177 00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:06,399 There's five. 178 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:07,399 I only saw the three at first. 179 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,399 The other two were under all that kelp. 180 00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:10,399 Shit. 181 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:11,399 Sorry. 182 00:10:11,399 --> 00:10:16,399 You know, I have number dysLexia where I want to get out of the I want to get out 183 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:19,399 of the cart and come over here and help me deal with these people. 184 00:10:19,399 --> 00:10:20,399 Please. 185 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:25,399 I'm still on the cart. 186 00:10:25,399 --> 00:10:30,399 And I am like, OK, I will choose to get off the cart and come and help you. 187 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:37,399 And Russ, can I roll to climb off of the car and walk over to help him? 188 00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:38,399 Roll a dexterity saving throw. 189 00:10:38,399 --> 00:10:43,399 So roll your D20. 190 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:48,399 OK, just roll 20 dice. 191 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,399 What does that one say? 192 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,399 I have 20 somehow D1s. 193 00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:54,399 So I'm just going to have to add. 194 00:10:54,399 --> 00:10:55,399 I got it too. 195 00:10:55,399 --> 00:11:00,399 You fall flat on your face and you're going to take. 196 00:11:00,399 --> 00:11:04,399 You hit like a tree, like a root that's coming up out of the ground. 197 00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:09,399 You're going to take one bludgeoning damage to your face. 198 00:11:09,399 --> 00:11:11,399 I told you that that slim robe was too tight. 199 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:13,399 You had to go for the boot cut. 200 00:11:13,399 --> 00:11:15,399 It's not that tight. 201 00:11:15,399 --> 00:11:21,399 It looks good on me because I feel like I mean, it is weird that it cuts so low 202 00:11:21,399 --> 00:11:23,399 that you could see the top of my butt crack. 203 00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:26,399 But because it is one of those boot riders. 204 00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:28,399 What the fuck is this called? 205 00:11:28,399 --> 00:11:30,399 The robes that are split in the middle. 206 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,399 So there's a top half and a bottom half. 207 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:35,399 I don't know. 208 00:11:35,399 --> 00:11:38,399 Let's let's call it boot rider. 209 00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:40,399 Just get fantasy world. 210 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,399 Please come over here. 211 00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:43,399 Oh, God. 212 00:11:43,399 --> 00:11:45,399 Wait, who's what? 213 00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:46,399 Why am I wet? 214 00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:47,399 I'm so wet. 215 00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:48,399 Are you guys? 216 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:49,399 Are you Sully? 217 00:11:49,399 --> 00:11:51,399 Are you OK? 218 00:11:51,399 --> 00:11:53,399 Well, yeah, I'm wet though. 219 00:11:53,399 --> 00:11:54,399 Yeah, me too. 220 00:11:54,399 --> 00:11:55,399 Moot Moot. 221 00:11:55,399 --> 00:11:59,399 And I I've gone over and I'm shaking him. 222 00:11:59,399 --> 00:12:01,399 Yeah. 223 00:12:01,399 --> 00:12:03,399 Oh, thank goodness. 224 00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:08,399 OK, I guess we should we should check on Captain Jonathan. 225 00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:09,399 Hold on. 226 00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:10,399 Wait, wait. 227 00:12:10,399 --> 00:12:11,399 Like the captain. 228 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:12,399 Sure. 229 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,399 Jonathan. 230 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,399 Well, I mean, I said the captain first. 231 00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:17,399 And then when we get around to it, we can check on. 232 00:12:17,399 --> 00:12:20,399 Oh, well, I mean, we could probably eat something first. 233 00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:22,399 Maybe just check and see where we are. 234 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:23,399 Yeah. 235 00:12:23,399 --> 00:12:25,399 Figure out where the boat went. 236 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:26,399 Maybe. 237 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:29,399 But just put the kelp back over Jonathan. 238 00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:31,399 Figure out who these two are. 239 00:12:31,399 --> 00:12:32,399 Hello. 240 00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:33,399 Oh, yes. 241 00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:34,399 Hello. 242 00:12:34,399 --> 00:12:35,399 Oh, yes. 243 00:12:35,399 --> 00:12:38,399 Just stand in there over unconscious bodies like weirdos. 244 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:41,399 We thought you were dead in our defense. 245 00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:42,399 Yeah. 246 00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:43,399 Yeah. 247 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:44,399 That is our trade. 248 00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:45,399 And what? 249 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:46,399 Wait, hold on. 250 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,399 And then what? 251 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:48,399 Oh, you were looting. 252 00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:49,399 Were you going to? 253 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:50,399 And I check my pockets. 254 00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:51,399 We're not we're not thieves. 255 00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:54,399 We're nearly. 256 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:59,399 Go on, label yourself. 257 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:02,399 Well, I mean, I'm not I'm just I'm bone sword. 258 00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:05,399 Oh, nice to meet you, bone sword. 259 00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:08,399 I do like I do like a cool pose. 260 00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:10,399 When I say bone sword, I like. 261 00:13:10,399 --> 00:13:11,399 Bone sword. 262 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,399 I fLex. 263 00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:13,399 Wow. 264 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:14,399 Yeah. 265 00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:15,399 Yeah. 266 00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:16,399 What are you five, nine? 267 00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:17,399 You look strapping. 268 00:13:17,399 --> 00:13:18,399 Yeah. 269 00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:19,399 Like. 270 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,399 Yeah. 271 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,399 Like on the on the button. 272 00:13:21,399 --> 00:13:23,399 Hey, look how tall this guy is. 273 00:13:23,399 --> 00:13:24,399 I wish I was that tall. 274 00:13:24,399 --> 00:13:25,399 Yeah. 275 00:13:25,399 --> 00:13:26,399 A lot of people do. 276 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:28,399 And and you over there. 277 00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:30,399 I'm and I'm walking up. 278 00:13:30,399 --> 00:13:33,399 My face is bleeding a little bit. 279 00:13:33,399 --> 00:13:34,399 I'm like, hey, what's up? 280 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,399 My name is Boobs Frankenstein. 281 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,399 I'm sorry. 282 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,399 What? 283 00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:40,399 My name is Boobs Frankenstein. 284 00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:44,399 And now is that with one O or is there a U in there somewhere? 285 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:48,399 It's two O's, but they both have umlauts over top of them. 286 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:51,399 Oh, not where you think they are. 287 00:13:51,399 --> 00:13:52,399 Oh. 288 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,399 Oh. 289 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,399 Wait, your boobs are. 290 00:13:56,399 --> 00:14:00,399 They never are. 291 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:01,399 Well, OK. 292 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:02,399 Well, I seem to have all my stuff. 293 00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:06,399 So I think they're being kind of honest when they say they want stealing from us. 294 00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:12,399 No, I mean, I was interested when you said that like dead people were your trade 295 00:14:12,399 --> 00:14:15,399 or your what exactly did you said something along those lines? 296 00:14:15,399 --> 00:14:20,399 Yeah, I'm a I'm a necromancer trainee level 10 human wizard. 297 00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:23,399 I don't know if we say our levels. 298 00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:25,399 No, but it's real cute. 299 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:26,399 Keep going. 300 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,399 I don't know how diegetic the fucking level thing is. 301 00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:31,399 But that's usually a secret Abdul. 302 00:14:31,399 --> 00:14:34,399 You're not supposed to tell anybody. 303 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:35,399 Oh, you're not? 304 00:14:35,399 --> 00:14:38,399 No, I'm totally doing. 305 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,399 This is common parlance in the world. 306 00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:41,399 Yeah. 307 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:42,399 Bones are like, you're level 10. 308 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:43,399 Man, I'm only level four. 309 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,399 Like, why did you get so many levels? 310 00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:49,399 Are you guys part of like a pyramid scheme or something or like? 311 00:14:49,399 --> 00:14:50,399 No, it's not a pyramid scheme. 312 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:52,399 Is it a cult? 313 00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:57,399 We do report to someone above us, but it's not weird because they report to somebody above them, too. 314 00:14:57,399 --> 00:15:01,399 Oh, so it's like, oh, I bet you that there's some people below you then. 315 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,399 Yeah. Well, I mean, hopefully one day. 316 00:15:03,399 --> 00:15:05,399 I mean, keep shooting for the stars. 317 00:15:05,399 --> 00:15:06,399 Does Bahamut do this? 318 00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:09,399 Like he's at the top and then now people below him. 319 00:15:09,399 --> 00:15:12,399 And then are you would like you must be like a level 100 or something. 320 00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:13,399 Right, Glim? 321 00:15:13,399 --> 00:15:15,399 Well, I mean, do we all have levels? 322 00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:17,399 Bahamut really doesn't. 323 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:19,399 He's like about equality and justice. 324 00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:24,399 So it's not so much like a real stratified sort of level system. 325 00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:27,399 Although if there was, then I probably would be like a level 100. 326 00:15:27,399 --> 00:15:30,399 I mean, obviously, number one, number one fan. 327 00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:31,399 So, Captain. 328 00:15:31,399 --> 00:15:34,399 Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 329 00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:36,399 Where's the boat? 330 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:37,399 Shh, shh. 331 00:15:37,399 --> 00:15:38,399 You're going to wake Jonathan. 332 00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:39,399 Just don't. 333 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:41,399 Where's the boat? 334 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:45,399 He sits upright, like just straight up. 335 00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:46,399 Where's the boat? 336 00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:47,399 We're not on the boat? 337 00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:48,399 No. 338 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:49,399 No. 339 00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:50,399 No, we're on. 340 00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:52,399 See, we're not on the boat. 341 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:55,399 So I would think a captain would know whether or not you are on or off of a boat. 342 00:15:55,399 --> 00:15:59,399 You think as a bare minimum of captaincy, you would know boat or no boat. 343 00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:03,399 Isn't that the first question on Captain Test is like, are you on a boat right now? 344 00:16:03,399 --> 00:16:04,399 Yes or no? 345 00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,399 If it's not, it should be the first question. 346 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,399 It probably should be. 347 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:08,399 It is. 348 00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:09,399 I'm on a boat. 349 00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:10,399 I never forget. 350 00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:11,399 I'm on a boat. 351 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:13,399 Motherfuckers, don't you ever forget. 352 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:14,399 Flippy floppy's on. 353 00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:15,399 Yeah, OK. 354 00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:16,399 No, I don't have my Flippy Floppy's on. 355 00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:18,399 OK, but you seem to have forgotten. 356 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:21,399 That is a fucking crazy pneumatic device. 357 00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:22,399 Pneumonic device. 358 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,399 No, it's pneumatic. 359 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,399 No, it's pneumatic. 360 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:27,399 Yeah, it is powered by air. 361 00:16:27,399 --> 00:16:29,399 It's fine. 362 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:34,399 He looks out into the inlet before you and sees just the last remaining bubbles 363 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:38,399 coming up from the sunken barge right in. 364 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:42,399 Well, did you? 365 00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:44,399 Nice to meet you, Captain Dorman. 366 00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:46,399 Did you see a boat going down? 367 00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:51,399 Uh, I mean, hard to say, really. 368 00:16:51,399 --> 00:16:54,399 We were like, uh, no. 369 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:57,399 Well, it's probably where the boat is. 370 00:16:57,399 --> 00:16:59,399 Under the water. 371 00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:01,399 The water, yeah, that would be my guess too. 372 00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:02,399 Yeah. 373 00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:06,400 Traditionally, where it should be on top of the water, it is now under. 374 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,400 Do we have a spare boat? 375 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,400 That's my question. 376 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:13,400 No, it was on, I mean, the dinghy was on the boat. 377 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,400 So both boats have sunk. 378 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,400 Why, not a fucking thing. 379 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,400 Okay, yeah. 380 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:22,400 And yet we need to get to Tether. 381 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,400 Well, I mean, there is land. 382 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400 Well, we're going to Tether. 383 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,400 Yeah. 384 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,400 Oh, hold on. 385 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,400 Oh. 386 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,400 No way. 387 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,400 Yeah, we can give you a ride. 388 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,400 We have a carriage of indeterminate size that has not been established at all. 389 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,400 It looks enormous. 390 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:41,400 We got to stop in between for a work thing, but like a networking thing. 391 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,400 But if that's cool with you, you can come along for sure. 392 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,400 Oh, I mean, I love networking. 393 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,400 I love networking. 394 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,400 Glim just... 395 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,400 Yeah, it's kind of Glim's middle name. 396 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:54,400 Would it be okay if I handed out pamphlets at this networking event? 397 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400 Yeah. 398 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,400 I think it's like a pamphlet thing. 399 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400 Yeah. 400 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,400 Guys. 401 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,400 Yes. 402 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,400 Oh, hold on, Glim. 403 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,400 Check your pockets, girl. 404 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,400 I'm soaked. 405 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,400 Oh, shoot. 406 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,400 Oh, no. 407 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:15,400 I keep the pamphlets in this special oil skin folder so that they are always dry, pristine 408 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:20,400 and ready to spread the good word of Bahamut to whoever I might meet. 409 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,400 Speaking of which, have you guys heard about Bahamut? 410 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,400 Because he's like this real cool guy. 411 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,400 Super chill. 412 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,400 Hey, guys. 413 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,400 Yeah. 414 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,400 Jonathan's not moving. 415 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,400 Oh, Jonathan, right. 416 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400 Oh, no. 417 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,400 I thought he was... 418 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,400 Hold on. 419 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,400 Yep. 420 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,400 Is that guy dead? 421 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,400 Are you a doctor? 422 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,400 No, wait. 423 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,400 You're not a doctor. 424 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,400 Wait. 425 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,400 I'm kind of the opposite. 426 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,400 No, it didn't... 427 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,400 Kind of sounded, yeah, the other way. 428 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,400 Yeah. 429 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,400 Yeah, Captain Dort was like steps on the leg, trying to get him to move. 430 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,400 He just kind of slaps his face a little bit. 431 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,400 Yeah, he's not... 432 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,400 Anybody know CPR? 433 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,400 First aid? 434 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,400 Anybody hear a first responder? 435 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,400 Hold on. 436 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400 Hold on. 437 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,400 Let's think about this for a second. 438 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,400 Just for a second. 439 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400 Uh-huh. 440 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,400 Is he dead, Dad? 441 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,400 Because, I mean, like, do we... 442 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,400 Hold on. 443 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,400 Better question. 444 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,400 Do we still need him? 445 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,400 Well, we weren't supposed to deliver him. 446 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,400 We were going to take him to his sister's. 447 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,400 But they didn't say alive. 448 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,400 They were not specifically clear. 449 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,400 I don't think they needed to specify that. 450 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400 I thought it was assumed. 451 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,400 Do you think there would be a reward if we did bring him in not alive? 452 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:33,400 Reward might be the whole other way that we're going to be looked at when we get there with the dead John. 453 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,400 Yeah. 454 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:38,400 I feel like his sister might be mad if we get there and he's dead. 455 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,400 Honestly, I think she'd be madder if we bring him dead than if he just doesn't arrive 456 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,400 because he's not really due for a couple more weeks, so... 457 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400 Okay. 458 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,400 All right. 459 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,400 Do your thing. 460 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,400 Well, remember when we were in that big battle with all the elemental 461 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:55,400 and you used all your healing stuff to heal Moot so he wasn't dead? 462 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,400 Yeah. 463 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,400 Sure. 464 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,400 Right. 465 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,400 So... 466 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,400 Counter proposal. 467 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,400 Yes. 468 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,400 What have you got? 469 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,400 I don't know if I've introduced myself to everybody. 470 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,400 Some of you were unconscious when we showed up. 471 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,400 My name's Boobs. 472 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,400 That's my first name. 473 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,400 Last name, Frankenstein. 474 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400 So call me Boobs, everybody. 475 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,400 And use my first name a lot, please. 476 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,400 Okay. 477 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,400 As much as you can. 478 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,400 You got it, Boobs. 479 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,400 Where's the Frankenstein name come from? 480 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,400 It's Slovakian. 481 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,400 Oh. 482 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,400 Is there a long line of Frankensteins? 483 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,400 There's, you know, like, our family, we very much, like, 484 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,400 we're made up of a bunch of other people. 485 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,400 Do you know Kneecap? 486 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,400 I met him once at a party. 487 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400 I do know Kneecap. 488 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,400 Kneecap Preggetstein. 489 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,400 Yeah. 490 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,400 That's him. 491 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,400 Same guy. 492 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400 Hair? 493 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400 He got hair. 494 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,400 And the eyes that kind of hang out a little bit? 495 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,400 He does have eyes that hang out a little bit. 496 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,400 My family is all necromancers. 497 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,400 I come from a long line of necromancers. 498 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,400 I was trained to be a necromancer, 499 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:01,400 which is why I was like, wondering, do you want me? 500 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,400 Like, one thing we could do for your friend is, like, 501 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,400 you're talking about healing him, counter proposal, 502 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,400 just slit his throat and kill him. 503 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,400 I can't do it. 504 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,400 One of you guys has to do it. 505 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,400 But then I will bring him back to life, 506 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,400 and then you have an undead guy with you. 507 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,400 So. 508 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,400 Well, now, what if he's already fully dead? 509 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,400 Yes. 510 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,400 Then I can also bring him back to life. 511 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,400 Okay. 512 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,400 So the throat cutting isn't required. 513 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,400 But we wouldn't have to do any throat cutting. 514 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,400 I would suggest just slit it anyway, just to know. 515 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,400 Yeah, it's like an industry standard kind of thing. 516 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,400 Could I smother him instead with my shirt or something? 517 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,400 I mean, yeah, you might just have to cut his throat after that, 518 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,400 but that's fine. 519 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,400 I'm just going to double check. 520 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,400 Bonesword walks up and starts slapping this guy in the face. 521 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,400 Feels good, doesn't it? 522 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,400 Boobs walks up, too, and he leans over and just screams 523 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400 also while Bonesword is slapping him in the face, 524 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,400 repeatedly over and over again. 525 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,400 Bonesword's yelling over the screaming. 526 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,400 This works 100% of the time. 527 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,400 If Sully had a cell phone right now, he'd be videoing this. 528 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,400 It'd be all over YouTube. 529 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,400 Yeah, there's no movement. 530 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,400 Like, this is a frail, like, teenager, you know, 531 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,400 pimples everywhere, just patchy. 532 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,400 Goes by the shadow. 533 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,400 So, deserves every slap you're giving him. 534 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,400 Yeah. 535 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,400 And his body's just limp, like, 536 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,400 rolling back and forth at every move. 537 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,400 Yeah. 538 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,400 Not waking up to any screaming whatsoever. 539 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,400 Man, I think we got a fresh one, Boobs. 540 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,400 Okay, and so if we could maybe not, 541 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,400 because, I mean, I think that my compadres here are correct, 542 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,400 that we probably want to bring him generally unharmed 543 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,400 if he's all, like, cut up in the throat area 544 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,400 that I think they're going to know. 545 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,400 You can, I mean, you can usually cover that stuff up, though. 546 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,400 Like, it's, and Bonesword lifts up his shirt, 547 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,400 and he's got a hole cleaned through his chest. 548 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,400 He's like, you just cover it up, and, like, nobody knows. 549 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,400 You want him, this guy cannot wear a scarf. 550 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,400 Come on, look at him. 551 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,400 Most people can't pull it off, that's true. 552 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,400 Yeah, he can't pull it off. 553 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,400 Traditionally, how long do people, 554 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,400 when you bring them back, how long do they, 555 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,400 I guess, quote unquote, live, would be the question? 556 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,400 How long have I been? 557 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,400 Like, six months? 558 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,400 Yeah, you died six months ago 559 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,400 when you tried to backflip into that swimming pool. 560 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,400 Yeah. 561 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,400 And then I brought you back to life. 562 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,400 The longest person I've ever brought back to life, 563 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,400 they live for an indeterminate amount of time. 564 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,400 Can I roll for this? 565 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,400 So they are still living. 566 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,400 You're creating the world around you. 567 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,400 You can do what you need to do. 568 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,400 You can say a number. 569 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,400 I can say any number. 570 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,400 Just go for it. 571 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,400 Any number you want. 572 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,400 Sure. 573 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,400 They lived for 50 years, but, and I'm 19, 574 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,400 but they aged backwards, because I fucked it up. 575 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,400 Right? 576 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,400 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 577 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,400 Go back. 578 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,400 You died by flipping off a diving board? 579 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,400 Yes, this is what I'm wondering too. 580 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,400 How did you get the hole? 581 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,400 You really did a bad job with the flipping. 582 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,400 Well, the pool was empty, 583 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:02,400 and there was an old volleyball net in there, 584 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,400 and I landed on the pole. 585 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,400 And then I was just, 586 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,400 you might notice the hole's quite a lot larger. 587 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,400 It's because I was trying to get off, 588 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,400 and I was just like banging it bigger and bigger. 589 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,400 Right. 590 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,400 As one does when they are impaled. 591 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,400 It was pretty sick though. 592 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,400 The backflip was tight. 593 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,400 Worth it. 594 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,400 If he didn't die, 595 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,400 he would have gotten so fucking laid that night, 596 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,400 it would have been crazy. 597 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,400 Yeah. 598 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,400 I can believe it. 599 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,400 So is it okay not to mutilate this guy's body? 600 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,400 I mean, I guess. 601 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,400 It's fine. 602 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,400 It's just fine. 603 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,400 He just belongs to really important people, you know? 604 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,400 Like the owners of, where are we going? 605 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,400 Tarmac? 606 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,400 Tether? 607 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,400 Yeah, the queen there. 608 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,400 He's related to a queen and two kings. 609 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,400 He's their annoying little brother, 610 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:57,400 so if he could be mostly fine and alive, 611 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,400 I think that's probably good. 612 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400 Right, guys? 613 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,400 I mean, he can't come back any weirder 614 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,400 than he already was. 615 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,400 Oh, that's certainly true. 616 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,400 Well, that's true, yeah. 617 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,400 How long do you guys think it's going to get you 618 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,400 to go until you get to that place? 619 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,400 Because he's going to get gray eventually, 620 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,400 and then after that, he gets like a bunch of other colors. 621 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,400 Right. 622 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,400 What? 623 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,400 Like rainbow? 624 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,400 No, maybe. 625 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,400 So far, I'm just like this kind of purple-ish. 626 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,400 I think it looks pretty striking. 627 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,400 Oh, yeah. 628 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,400 You're like a big bruise. 629 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,400 I mean, really, the five foot nine and purple combo, 630 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,400 chef's kiss. 631 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,400 Pretty sick. 632 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:38,400 But like, this is pretty, you can tell I'm dead, right? 633 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,400 Yeah, yeah. 634 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,400 He starts poking his face. 635 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,400 Totally. 636 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,400 Yeah, so. 637 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,400 Well, I mean, we've probably got a few days' travel 638 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,400 between where I think we are and the capital. 639 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,400 Honestly, they mostly ignore Jonathan. 640 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,400 So I think as long as he's kind of like perambulating, 641 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,400 it'll be fine. 642 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,400 Well, if he wears his like shadow hood, 643 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,400 they probably won't even really be able to see him. 644 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,400 Yeah, he wears that outfit. 645 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,400 That's true. 646 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,400 I think it's fine. 647 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400 Yeah, days should be fine, right, boobs? 648 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,400 Yeah, we can keep him alive for a day. 649 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400 We can keep him alive for longer. 650 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,400 I mean, you guys are talking about days. 651 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,400 Lenny's been alive for months. 652 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,400 I mean, Bonesword, not Lenny. 653 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,400 Bonesword, please, Bonesword. 654 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,400 Lenny was my alive name. 655 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,400 Before name. 656 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,400 Oh, yes, absolutely. 657 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,400 Yeah. 658 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,400 So, okay. 659 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,400 So, you know, enliven him. 660 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,400 Yeah, what do we, do you need us to like. 661 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,400 Can we watch? 662 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,400 Should we go or light a fire or just. 663 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,400 You're going to want to watch. 664 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,400 Oh. 665 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,400 It's awesome. 666 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:37,400 Can see Abdul squinting at his computer. 667 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:42,400 This is I imagine this is boobs squinting at his notebook. 668 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,400 Do this again. 669 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,400 Just make sure I have everything here. 670 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,400 Spell book out. 671 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,400 I know I have this one in here. 672 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,400 I mean, it works for works for Bonesword. 673 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,400 Yeah, I've only done it like twice. 674 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:57,400 Yeah, he is once fifty years ago. 675 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:02,400 Boobs is a very novice and despite the fact that he's like level 10, he's very 676 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,400 like not new. 677 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,400 He's pretty new at necromancy. 678 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,400 Book smart. 679 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,400 He's like a book smart level 10. 680 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,400 Just starting to dabble. 681 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,400 Yeah. 682 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,400 What? 683 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,400 Hey, Russ, what move? 684 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,400 It's going to be called animate dead. 685 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,400 Yeah. 686 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,400 It kind of describes yourself. 687 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,400 I have chill touch. 688 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,400 I think he's already pretty cold. 689 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,400 It's when you're relaxing a chill touches. 690 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,400 Chill touch, bro. 691 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,400 It's under your third level spells. 692 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,400 Should be the first one. 693 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,400 Ooh, ray of sickness. 694 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,400 That's what he cast on me just before I did the back flip into the pool. 695 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,400 Perfect. 696 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,400 That was so cool. 697 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,400 Sounds about right. 698 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,400 Gentle repose. 699 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,400 This is just like flipping through his fucking notebook. 700 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,400 Got this one. 701 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,400 Like it's a cookbook. 702 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,400 Do you want to make him look like he's gentle reposing? 703 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,400 He looks kind of gentle. 704 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:56,400 I mean, he kind of has that just naturally, I think. 705 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,400 He was pretty useless. 706 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:02,400 So I honestly feel like he's generally gently reposing all over the place. 707 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,400 Okay, here it is. 708 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,400 Free ride in it. 709 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,400 Animate dead. 710 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,400 I have to be 10 feet away from him to do it. 711 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,400 And it takes me one minute to do. 712 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,400 Okay. 713 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,400 So there we go. 714 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,400 I'm going to animate this dead guy and it's going to take me a minute. 715 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,400 And I have to stand 10 feet away from him. 716 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,400 You can be within 10 feet of him. 717 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,400 Why do you have to be so far away? 718 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,400 You could be right next to him. 719 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,400 Why do you want to get any on you? 720 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,400 It's like a magnifying glass trying to burn an ant. 721 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,400 You've got to be the right distance away at the right angle. 722 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,400 I get it. 723 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:51,400 I'm like the lens and then the power of whatever, orcas, has to fire through my body and then refract. 724 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:57,400 The power of whatever, orcas, I guess. 725 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,400 Again, he's a novice at this. 726 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,400 Abdul, we normally don't pay attention to casting times, but you drew so much attention to it. 727 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:10,400 I'm curious if I set a stopwatch and then you describe what you do for one minute. 728 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,400 I could do that for sure. 729 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:20,400 Sully pulls up a seat, is sitting down on a piece of driftwood about 10 feet away from the body, 730 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,400 and has brought out soggy snacks. 731 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,400 You tell me when you're ready. 732 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,400 Bonesword's standing right next to him with his hand over his mouth going, 733 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,400 yeah, pumping his fist. 734 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,400 So, count down? 735 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,400 Count me down, Bonesword. 736 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,400 Go. 737 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,400 No. 738 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,400 It's the middle time. 739 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,400 Welcome to the middle. 740 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,400 It's where we talk. 741 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400 About things. 742 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,400 In Canada, we call the middle. 743 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,400 The middle-y. 744 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,400 There we go. 745 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,400 It's like all Canadian show, so I wanted to have... 746 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:07,400 I mean, I guess when it's us, it's also an all Canadian show, but this is like... 747 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,400 An ultra-all Canadian show. 748 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,400 An ultra-all Canadian. 749 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:19,400 Two great podcasters tweeted on the internet that finally got together. 750 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:29,400 Hey, Abdul and Sean, are you laughing as hard as I'm laughing just thinking about the game that we played? 751 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,400 So funny. 752 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,400 They really got us. 753 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,400 Russ had chatted with them. 754 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:42,400 We didn't know them, and they just came in with boobs right away. 755 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,400 I like it. 756 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:48,400 Boobs Frankenstein was like one of the first things that was said. 757 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,400 So good. 758 00:30:49,400 --> 00:31:02,400 What we want to tell you to do now is because we didn't give them the opportunity because we were having so many goofs and guffaws, is to go listen to Spout Lore because they bring that heat all the time on their show. 759 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:07,400 Little known fact, if you guest star on Dumbgeons and Dragons, you don't get to promote your own podcast. 760 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,400 We'll promote the hell out of it for you. 761 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,400 That's right. 762 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,400 Spout Lore. 763 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,400 Go listen. 764 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,400 That's right. 765 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,400 Anytime I go on, I always feel awkward about selling my own stuff. 766 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,400 So this is better, I think. 767 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,400 We're doing them a favor. 768 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,400 Yeah. 769 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,400 We're doing their plugs for them. 770 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,400 Exactly. 771 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,400 The housekeeping out of the way. 772 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,400 Unbiased opinions. 773 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,400 They're great. 774 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,400 Exactly. 775 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,400 So Spout Lore. 776 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,400 SpoutLore.com. 777 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,400 Go listen to them. 778 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:40,400 If you can, support them because they're a lovely Canadian podcast and we want to promote the Canadian podcast. 779 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,400 Also, you can find them wherever you're listening to podcasts. 780 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,400 Is it podcast again? 781 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:52,400 On that podcast device that you're listening to, just type in Spout Lore and then you've found it. 782 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,400 Now hit follow or subscribe, depending on your app. 783 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,400 Download or subscribe. 784 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,400 Download all the episodes. 785 00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,400 All of them. 786 00:31:59,400 --> 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just stumbled upon it and made it this far. 801 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:40,400 See, that's the thing that a lot of people don't understand when they listen to podcasts is how to listen to different podcasts. 802 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,400 Exactly. 803 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,400 So go listen to Spout Lore. 804 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,400 SpoutLore.com or .ca. 805 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,400 I can't remember actually now. 806 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,400 Try them both. 807 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,400 Try them both. 808 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,400 Spout Lore. 809 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,400 Just find it. 810 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:57,400 If you found yourself accidentally somehow in this podcast and didn't know how you got here, now you know how you got here. 811 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,400 So go do that for them. 812 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,400 Oh, and stay here because listen to the second half of the episode. 813 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:13,400 Because the immediate next scene after any potential ads that are coming after this is just so good. 814 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,400 Solid gold, man. 815 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,400 Also, it's .com. 816 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,400 Nailed it. 817 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,400 We did it. 818 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,400 .com. 819 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,400 Okay, bye now. 820 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,400 Love you, bye. 821 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,400 Bye. 822 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,400 Count me down, Bonesword. 823 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,400 Go. 824 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,400 No. 825 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:32,400 Okay, so Boobs takes out a fucking bow staff and then he starts doing a bunch of crazy bow staff moves. 826 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:42,400 And he runs up real fast, wails on Jonathan like a few times, and then runs back to ten feet as if he is scared. 827 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:48,400 And then he pulls out two bags of three cheese dip. 828 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,400 Throws them both on Bonesword. 829 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,400 Just loose granules of cheese. 830 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,400 And then Bonesword, and now it's slow motion. 831 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,400 So pause that. 832 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,400 Pause the timer because it goes into slow motion. 833 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,400 We've switched to bullet time. 834 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,400 We turn into bullet time. 835 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:15,400 And then you guys see the quality of the light changes and Bonesword is dancing amid the shards of cheese as they descend. 836 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:21,400 And then Boobs is throwing more and more cheese on Bonesword. 837 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,400 And it's still bullet time. 838 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,400 And then all of a sudden you see, and then you can hit regular time again. 839 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:35,400 And then all of a sudden you see Boobs take out what looks like a handgun and then multiple times. 840 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,400 But he's shooting him with bullets of necromancy. 841 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,400 And then Jonathan comes back to life. 842 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,400 Mostly it's the gun. 843 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,400 He turns his head to everybody. 844 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,400 I mean, I thought it was going to be the staff and then the cheese. 845 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,400 So the gun was a big surprise. 846 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,400 That was fucking amazing. 847 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,400 That was amazing. 848 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,400 I feel like I just witnessed something. 849 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,400 Fiery dance moves, Bonesword. 850 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,400 Thanks for practicing. 851 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,400 Necromancy is a lot about the pageantry. 852 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,400 That's like half of it. 853 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,400 You know what, I really noticed that. 854 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,400 There was a lot of flair. 855 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,400 Do they teach you that? 856 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,400 Is that a spice you've got to put on yourself? 857 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,400 Self-taught. Never took a lesson. 858 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,400 Wow. 859 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,400 Thank you. 860 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,400 I appreciate it. 861 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,400 All right. 862 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,400 So, hey, Jonathan, you with us? 863 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,400 Yeah. 864 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,400 Yeah. 865 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,400 How are you feeling there, bud? 866 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,400 Why do I feel like I've been shot with cheese? 867 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,400 You're going to want to stand up slow. 868 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,400 The blood will not be rushing to your head. 869 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,400 OK. 870 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,400 So you need to prepare for that. 871 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,400 Yeah. 872 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:47,400 Your body is mostly animated by, you know, a dairy and some like necromantic energy that is going to discharge over the next like 873 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,400 Yeah. 874 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,400 Undetermined amount of time, however long you stay undead for. 875 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,400 OK. 876 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,400 So how long is that? 877 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,400 You tell me. 878 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,400 OK. 879 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,400 Literally. 880 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,400 Cool. 881 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,400 Tell me how long you live for and then I'll know how long I can bring people back to life for. 882 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,400 Well, OK. 883 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,400 We'll find out. 884 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,400 We'll check back. 885 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,400 I feel real drawn to you. 886 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,400 He has that effect on people. 887 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,400 It's, you know. 888 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,400 His name is Boobs Frankenstein. 889 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,400 Oh, that's cool. 890 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:19,400 He does have sort of like an ineffable sort of attractiveness. 891 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,400 Yeah. 892 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,400 Like an animal kind of magnetism. 893 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,400 Yeah. 894 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,400 I'm just going to follow him around for a little while. 895 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,400 That's cool. 896 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,400 How about you put your cloak on? 897 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,400 That sounds perfect. 898 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,400 You should definitely put my cloak on. 899 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,400 Yeah. 900 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,400 You should probably become the shadow again. 901 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,400 Oh, where's my cloak? 902 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,400 Why am I naked? 903 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,400 What? 904 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,400 He's naked? 905 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,400 Is that? 906 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,400 I'm sorry. 907 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,400 Part of the process. 908 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,400 We forgot to ask whether or not Jonathan was full. 909 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,400 I assumed the kelp was covering him. 910 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,400 I don't know. 911 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,400 OK. 912 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,400 Does that just happen during the necromancy? 913 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,400 Yeah. 914 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,400 Yeah. 915 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,400 When I came back, I was 100% nude as well. 916 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,400 Spontaneous nudity is what. 917 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,400 OK. 918 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,400 You're naked and there's extra holes. 919 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,400 What? 920 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,400 I don't know what happened. 921 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,400 Well, because I was shot with cheese, right? 922 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,400 You said? 923 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,400 No, no. 924 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,400 Oh. 925 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,400 You should be fine. 926 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,400 There should be no holes. 927 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,400 Am I shot with necromancy? 928 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,400 I shot with bullets and necromancy. 929 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,400 I'm going to have to explain these later. 930 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,400 Who's seeing you naked, Jonathan? 931 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,400 No one will ask. 932 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,400 OK. 933 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,400 No one will ask. 934 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,400 That's sad. 935 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,400 Also, it'd be rude for people to be like, what's that hole? 936 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,400 It's a bit. 937 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,400 You're right. 938 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,400 People can see a pretty incredibly sized hole in a person. 939 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,400 They will not say anything. 940 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,400 OK. 941 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,400 That's why it's still cool for me to go to pools and stuff. 942 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,400 Yeah. 943 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,400 Right. 944 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,400 Yeah. 945 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,400 Really, you still go to pools even after the accident? 946 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,400 Yeah. 947 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,400 No bad memories or anything? 948 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,400 I mean, it sounds like it wasn't pretty fucking sick flips, though. 949 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,400 Can you really have a bad memory of a pool? 950 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,400 You can have a stressful memory of a pool, but they're all good. 951 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,400 Right? 952 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,400 I mean, that's true. 953 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,400 Because you're in water on a hot day. 954 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,400 Also, Glim, did you say a swear? 955 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,400 Well, because I was talking about. 956 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,400 Wow. 957 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,400 I mean, he was doing awesome X-Games flips and stuff. 958 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,400 Yeah. 959 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,400 So it seemed like. 960 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:05,400 Got him so proud of you right now. 961 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,400 OK. 962 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,400 Let's get in this wagon. 963 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,400 Let's get this show on the road. 964 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,400 Yeah, yeah. 965 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:14,400 Jonathan has donned his robes and is following really close behind boobs. 966 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,400 Like uncomfortably close. 967 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,400 Frankenstein. 968 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,400 Yeah, because what boobs is created is an undead servant. 969 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,400 Perfect. 970 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,400 Which is boobs now. 971 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,400 Nice. 972 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,400 You took an NPC from them. 973 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,400 Thank you. 974 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,400 And we're thrilled about it. 975 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:34,400 We will never be able to repay that kindness. 976 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,400 This kindness that you have visited upon us. 977 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,400 We have a couple other NPCs we really don't like. 978 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,400 So if you guys could come back. 979 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,400 That's true. 980 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,400 If you would care to do any Zumba with us. 981 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,400 Ouch. 982 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,400 Ouch. 983 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,400 I will say I don't know if guns exist in this world. 984 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,400 They do now. 985 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,400 I mean, they do now. 986 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,400 Necromancy guns do. 987 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,400 Necromancy guns specifically do. 988 00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,400 It's a thing. 989 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,400 Welcome to creating your own world. 990 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:06,400 Yeah, it could be your spell casting channel thing that you use. 991 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,400 Your focus. 992 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,400 Yeah. 993 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,400 It's of your own design. 994 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,400 That's right. 995 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,400 Actually, we designed it. 996 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:16,400 We drew it on the back of an envelope one night. 997 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:22,400 And if we're being real, two guests ago, Michael Howey had a gun. 998 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,400 Oh, that's right. 999 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,400 It's true. 1000 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,400 He just never used it. 1001 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,400 Because sometimes it's just fun to have one and not use it. 1002 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,400 Just it be around Chekov's gun, you know. 1003 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,400 That's right. 1004 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,400 Exactly. 1005 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,400 Oh, boy. 1006 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,400 All right. 1007 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,400 So you go climb into this wagon, which no one has described. 1008 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,400 So it's tight. 1009 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,400 What? 1010 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,400 Come on. 1011 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,400 No way. 1012 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,400 No one described it. 1013 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,400 It could be huge. 1014 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,400 Because Abdul said of an indeterminate size. 1015 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,400 And then I turned and went, wow, that looks like a freaking huge wagon. 1016 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,400 It's about the size of a 1992 Hyundai Sonata. 1017 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:59,400 There's no way we're all going to fit in there. 1018 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,400 I mean, you can fit a lot of people in a 1992 Hyundai Sonata. 1019 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,400 How do you work the front seat? 1020 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,400 You have to tip it forward, then push it? 1021 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,400 I'm unfamiliar with this type of carriage. 1022 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,400 There's like two latches. 1023 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,400 Here, I'll show you. 1024 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,400 And I go and I mess with the things and slide the seat forward, pop in. 1025 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,400 Oh, well, you made it look so easy. 1026 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,400 I'm going to go in through this pot in the back here. 1027 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,400 There's like a little window that pops up. 1028 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,400 I'm getting in here. 1029 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,400 I'm crawling through the little window at the back. 1030 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,400 Is there a sunroof on this? 1031 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,400 I'm just asking, just so I know. 1032 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,400 Is there a sunroof on it? 1033 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,400 Yeah, there's a sunroof. 1034 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,400 Yeah, definitely. 1035 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,400 I feel like we might need one because I'm quite tall. 1036 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,400 So I might have my head out of it so that I fit. 1037 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,400 Are you party girling? 1038 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,400 Sure, yeah. 1039 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,400 It's like it's prom. 1040 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,400 Exactly. 1041 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,400 You're going to have a never been kissed moment. 1042 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,400 You're going to kiss at someone. 1043 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:57,400 And then Sullivan's sleigh is just going to explode with pride. 1044 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,400 All right, so the mule there will take off. 1045 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,400 Where did you guys say you were going? 1046 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,400 And what business was it? 1047 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,400 What's that? 1048 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,400 Doug's Rest? 1049 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,400 Yeah, or Victorville. 1050 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,400 Yeah. 1051 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,400 I don't know. 1052 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,400 We found different maps with different names of the same place. 1053 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,400 Yeah. 1054 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,400 Oh, that's confusing. 1055 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,400 It is. 1056 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,400 It sucks. 1057 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,400 It's hard enough to read a map. 1058 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,400 Doug Victorville should just, you know, buy the names. 1059 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,400 Oh, Doug Victor sounds like an important person. 1060 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:32,400 Yeah, enough to have both of his names in both names of a town with two names. 1061 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,400 Totally. 1062 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:39,400 Sounds like a vampire who does accounting work on the side. 1063 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,400 You guys have been places, seen things. 1064 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,400 Well, we know like one vampire, Doug. 1065 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,400 We only know Doug. 1066 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,400 Oh, cool. 1067 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,400 We're self-employed. 1068 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,400 So. 1069 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,400 What else we get fucked by taxes? 1070 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:57,400 I hear the taxes are really brutal if you were to pay them. 1071 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,400 So you all pile in. 1072 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,400 It's a super tight fit like you're, you know, shoulder to shoulder. 1073 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,400 It's so tight in here. 1074 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,400 It's like cheek to bowel. 1075 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,400 Come on. 1076 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,400 Some of your, you know, some of your contents are spilling out. 1077 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,400 The book falls out of your bag. 1078 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,400 Oh, shit. 1079 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,400 You dropped a book. 1080 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,400 Hey, here. 1081 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,400 And then Bonesword reaches down and picks up the book. 1082 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,400 You dropped a book. 1083 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,400 Oh. 1084 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,400 Oh. 1085 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,400 Oh, thanks. 1086 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,400 So what? 1087 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,400 I didn't even. 1088 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,400 Oh, thanks. 1089 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,400 Oh, I glanced at the cover before he takes it. 1090 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:30,400 You definitely recognize this as having infernal runes on it. 1091 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:35,400 And you catch the title, which is. 1092 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,400 What was it? 1093 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,400 Portals and such? 1094 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,400 No, that's the other game. 1095 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,400 That was in the other game. 1096 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,400 Oh, God. 1097 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,400 That was the other game. 1098 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,400 I just had two timelines. 1099 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,400 Yeah. 1100 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,400 There's so many timelines. 1101 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,400 The prophecy of Orcus is what you see. 1102 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:57,400 And I lean back and I make this face at boobs. 1103 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,400 I'm like. 1104 00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,400 Excuse me, sir. 1105 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,400 Your eyebrows are so high up in the air. 1106 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,400 Oh, sorry. 1107 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,400 I don't have a lot of control over my facial muscles anymore. 1108 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,400 Nothing. 1109 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,400 That checks out. 1110 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,400 So do you guys like. 1111 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,400 What kind of bands do you guys like? 1112 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,400 Do you like Alchemical Romance or like. 1113 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,400 We like to sing. 1114 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,400 On road trips. 1115 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,400 Yeah. 1116 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,400 Do you ever listen to Welcome to the Black Flame Parade? 1117 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,400 I'm also pretty. 1118 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,400 I've been getting really into Blink Dog 182. 1119 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:31,400 If. 1120 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,400 Anyways. 1121 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,400 I wish I had like band funds ready to go. 1122 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,400 Yeah, there's also fall. 1123 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,400 Fall out. 1124 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,400 Halfling. 1125 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,400 Summoner 41. 1126 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,400 But I think that it's just. 1127 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,400 Summoner 41. 1128 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,400 I like I like those guys, though. 1129 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,400 Yeah, that's good. 1130 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,400 Avril Lavigne. 1131 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:06,400 Metallica Urgy. 1132 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,400 I'm sure that we got more at us. 1133 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,400 We'll find him. 1134 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,400 Now we'll find them now. 1135 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,400 You guys want to play like a like a road game or something? 1136 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,400 Yeah. 1137 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,400 It's going to blow past your fucking question. 1138 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,400 I've just tried. 1139 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,400 No, no, no, no. 1140 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,400 I'm just trying to like. 1141 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:30,400 Bonesword's just blathering to try and act like he's not interested in the book. 1142 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,400 Yeah. 1143 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,400 Yeah. 1144 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:36,400 And boobs is like, whoa, is that an orcas book? 1145 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:41,400 Man, I was working so hard. 1146 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,400 I don't I don't know. 1147 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,400 Is that is that what it says? 1148 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,400 It's a wait, Russ. 1149 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,400 I literally forgot what the name of the book was. 1150 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,400 Prophecy of Orcas. 1151 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,400 Orcas and stuff. 1152 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:54,400 It was just Orcas book. 1153 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,400 They can't read it. 1154 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,400 Orcas for dummies. 1155 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,400 Prophecy of Orcas, an autobiography. 1156 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,400 Whoa, is it signed on the inside? 1157 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,400 Russ, we don't know that that's what it we don't we can't read it at all. 1158 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,400 Correct? 1159 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,400 No. 1160 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,400 How did this book come into our possession? 1161 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,400 It was back in Hardcastle. 1162 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,400 You took it from the mayor. 1163 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,400 Scared off Mayor Barron. 1164 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,400 So. 1165 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,400 So like I spy or what were you thinking? 1166 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,400 You suggested a road game. 1167 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,400 You know I love road games. 1168 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,400 I'm sorry. 1169 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,400 I got it. 1170 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,400 I got to circle back to boobs. 1171 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,400 Yeah. 1172 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:31,400 Because if this is an orcas book, then it's something pretty important. 1173 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,400 And you should probably not have your foot on it right now. 1174 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,400 I'll take it. 1175 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,400 Oh, sure. 1176 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,400 No, you probably shouldn't hand it. 1177 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,400 Yeah. 1178 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,400 Thank you. 1179 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,400 I'll just put it back in my bag. 1180 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,400 You can read the weird runes. 1181 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,400 Yeah. 1182 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,400 Well, I mean, I can read some. 1183 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,400 Boobs taught me. 1184 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:50,400 Well, Boat, actually, I think Boatsword, you can you actually have an intrinsic 1185 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:55,400 understanding of the runes because your brain is animated by, you know, orcas 1186 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,400 light or whatever. 1187 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,400 Fuck. 1188 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,400 I don't know any of the stuff. 1189 00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,400 No, I like it. 1190 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,400 Give me the orcas light. 1191 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,400 No, no, no, no. 1192 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,400 Give me the orcas book. 1193 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,400 I'll open it. 1194 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,400 Hold on a second. 1195 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:09,400 I've been trying to tell you boobs, I've been animated by necromantic energy. 1196 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,400 Infernal energy is a totally different thing. 1197 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,400 Who's driving this car this way? 1198 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,400 It drives itself. 1199 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,400 Don't worry about it. 1200 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,400 Okay. 1201 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,400 It's fine. 1202 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,400 That's Hyundai. 1203 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,400 He takes control. 1204 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:29,400 Hyundai is an undead opossum that's pulling the mule. 1205 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,400 He said mule. 1206 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,400 I was going to say mule opossum. 1207 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,400 Yes, and there's an opossum riding the mule. 1208 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,400 Oh, it's so cute. 1209 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,400 100% there is. 1210 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,400 Yep. 1211 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,400 They were both animated at the same time next to each other, so they're functionally 1212 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,400 one entity. 1213 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,400 Oh, so they get separated. 1214 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,400 And bonded. 1215 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,400 It's bad, yeah. 1216 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,400 Just really do not separate them. 1217 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,400 Nope. 1218 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,400 Nope. 1219 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,400 I'd like to roll Insight. 1220 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,400 You want to play the game? 1221 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,400 What? 1222 00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,400 You want to roll the die? 1223 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,400 I thought that was just a duel thing. 1224 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,400 What have you been doing? 1225 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,400 Hold on, hold on. 1226 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,400 I didn't. 1227 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,400 I didn't sign up for desk. 1228 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,400 We're only making dual do things to play the game. 1229 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:11,400 I signed up for making up fantasy equivalents of early 2000s pop punk bands and that's 1230 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,400 it. 1231 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,400 That's right. 1232 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,400 If you go quiet for a long time, we'll know what you're doing. 1233 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,400 Can I roll for Sully to do an insight thing? 1234 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,400 No, your rules don't control me, Abdul. 1235 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,400 What are you trying to insight? 1236 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:28,400 I'm trying to figure out if their intention is to snatch this book. 1237 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:37,400 If they're like, okay, so Orcus bad guy, but I mean, not everyone working for Orcus 1238 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,400 has got to be a bad guy. 1239 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,400 These two seem pretty cool, right? 1240 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,400 Like, you know, it's like an MLM situation, right? 1241 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,400 All MLMs are bad, but not all people working for MLMs are bad. 1242 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,400 Some are just confused. 1243 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,400 Some just want that Jamberry money. 1244 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,400 So for example, for example, I don't know. 1245 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,400 Just a random example. 1246 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,400 Definitely a recovered MLM person. 1247 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:04,400 So you can roll in Abdul for boobs out of game. 1248 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,400 Is he trying to steal the book or does he just want to read it? 1249 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,400 And if he reads it, though, I want to know. 1250 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,400 He's not going to like. 1251 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,400 You can't know everything. 1252 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:16,400 I want to know if he's going to read like a fucking spell and murder us all. 1253 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,400 You can't read his mind. 1254 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,400 OK, are you trying to look at it just to read it or are you trying to steal it? 1255 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,400 I'm not trying to steal it. 1256 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,400 I just want to look at it because you roll insight. 1257 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,400 OK, because I want to know if what he's planning is evil. 1258 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,400 Well, that was a net one. 1259 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,400 So just completely unbranded. 1260 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,400 You believe everything that you believe. 1261 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,400 He's totally like he's been totally falling in love with boobs. 1262 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,400 He's forthcoming with you on everything. 1263 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,400 He's so powerful. 1264 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,400 He's brought Jonathan back. 1265 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,400 Well, I mean, that's a negative against him. 1266 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,400 He's giving us a ride. 1267 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,400 I mean, it's. 1268 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,400 Yeah. 1269 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,400 Yeah. 1270 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,400 These guys are pretty awesome. 1271 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,400 I mean, like, you have no reason not to trust them at this moment. 1272 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,400 We're all stuck in here. 1273 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,400 It's like, where are they going? 1274 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,400 Maybe we could just get some more information from them if we let them just read. 1275 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:05,400 But like, don't, you know, like, don't like cast some sort of horrible spell that turns the world completely evil or something like that. 1276 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,400 OK. 1277 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,400 Is that what Orcus does? 1278 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:19,400 Orcus is like is we heard some negative stuff is all it's like I told like, you know, we're Team Bahamut. 1279 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,400 Yeah. 1280 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:24,400 So and then Orcus is kind of like the opposite, I guess. 1281 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:33,400 And so that naturally makes me think that if Bahamut is all like good and stuff, the Orcus is like bad and stuff. 1282 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,400 Did you not know? 1283 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,400 That does not track with what we know about Orcus. 1284 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,400 Yeah, no. 1285 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,400 Are we talking about the same the same dude? 1286 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,400 Oh, shit. 1287 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,400 Are they about to proselytize up in here? 1288 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,400 Glim, are you ready to get a spoonful of your own medicine? 1289 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,400 You guys want to hear about the word Orcus? 1290 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,400 Boobs, take it away. 1291 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,400 Look, this is what we know about Orcus. 1292 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:56,400 Orcus is a is a whale party god. 1293 00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:01,400 He is half Orca, half Rockus. 1294 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,400 One hundred percent good time. 1295 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,400 That's what I know about Orcus because I saw it on a poster in a different town. 1296 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,400 And that's why we're going to the town that we're going to, Victorsville. 1297 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,400 I love everything about that. 1298 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,400 I mean, that does sound pretty good, right? 1299 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,400 Sounds pretty cool. 1300 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:21,400 That sounds really rockin, you know, like I mean, goodness and equality and stuff. 1301 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,400 That's great. 1302 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:27,400 But I mean, pot Orca, that's like a that's like a kind of pig, isn't it? 1303 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:35,400 Well, hey, if they can if they can read the book, maybe we can get some more info because the book said what? 1304 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,400 The prophecy of Orcus. 1305 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,400 Like what he's all about. 1306 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,400 Yeah, that should give us some like insight into what's going on, right? 1307 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,400 Yeah, as long as you don't roll a one. 1308 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,400 You still get something if you roll a one. 1309 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,400 I didn't. 1310 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:55,400 So maybe I'll just like sidle right on up next to boobs and we'll read this book together. 1311 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,400 You can like walk me through it. 1312 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,400 Are you going to hold one side of it? 1313 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,400 And he's going to hold the other side. 1314 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,400 So you guys are like reading like I would assume as much. 1315 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,400 Yeah, just elbow to elbow. 1316 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:11,400 Yeah, bone sword climbs right over you to let you into the middle seat so you can sit next to boobs. 1317 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,400 All right. 1318 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,400 All right. So boobs, you're reading this book. 1319 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,400 Yes. 1320 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,400 Yeah. 1321 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:24,400 And moot has shuffled into my lap and I've got my arms around him like it's that scene from Ghost. 1322 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,400 I'm fully on board with this. 1323 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,400 Okay. 1324 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:28,400 Rolling his finger. 1325 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:29,400 Hold on. 1326 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:35,400 Did you take his finger and lift it to your mouth and lick it and then turn the page with his finger? 1327 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,400 I mean, I would have to assume so if we're recreating. 1328 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,400 It just seems right. 1329 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:45,400 Is it okay? 1330 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,400 Boobs is... 1331 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,400 Wait, can I roll to see how okay moot is with this? 1332 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,400 I don't want to do anything that he's not. 1333 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,400 I mean, you can just ask him. 1334 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,400 You can roll something if you want to or you can just ask moot. 1335 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,400 That's totally fine too. 1336 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:05,400 But when you are ready to read the book, I'll get you to roll percentile dice and I'll tell you which passage you find first. 1337 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,400 Okay. 1338 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:17,400 So I do the thing that Amy said where I take moot's finger and then I put it in my mouth and I'm like, hmm, someone had mustard today. 1339 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:22,400 And then... 1340 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,400 Moot's all like great, but boom. 1341 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,400 Nothing else. 1342 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,400 It was a hot German. 1343 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,400 Oh yeah it was. 1344 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:37,400 Boing, boing, boing. 1345 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,400 Bone Sword has an air horn. 1346 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,400 I mean, that tracks. 1347 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,400 That definitely does. 1348 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:49,400 I am assuming he used it as he was flipping to his death. 1349 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,400 I have two, just both hands. 1350 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,400 He's got holsters for them. 1351 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,400 Custom leather work. 1352 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,400 Okay, so you flip to your passage. 1353 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:02,400 Please roll percentile dice, which should be two D10s. 1354 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,400 One should have a... 1355 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,400 Wait. 1356 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,400 Go ahead. 1357 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:13,400 How does moot react to, I guess, my sexual attacks? 1358 00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:19,400 I kind of glance over at Sully and I'm like, I don't really know what to do, but okay. 1359 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,400 Whatever. 1360 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,400 Just get with it. 1361 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:29,400 It's not what you woke up expecting to want, but now that it's been presented, okay. 1362 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,400 I'm not opposed to it. 1363 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,400 Sully's a little jealous, frankly, sitting there like... 1364 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,400 I can show you the world. 1365 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,400 That needs to be behind that paywall ring. 1366 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,400 Get that jazzy out of here. 1367 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:50,400 Nobody was talking over it, I can cut that clean, it's fine. 1368 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,400 Okay, so I roll. 1369 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,400 Well? 1370 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,400 Yes. 1371 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,400 Two percentile dice. 1372 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,400 Okay. 1373 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,400 So I put my hands around them. 1374 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,400 And then we do the finger thing. 1375 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:06,400 And then you hear, I've had the time of my life. 1376 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,400 Fuck, that's not the right song. 1377 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,400 I know, but I mean it's Patrick Swayze. 1378 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,400 Patrick Swayze. 1379 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,400 I'm going to let it go. 1380 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:18,400 You had a 50-50 shot at getting that right. 1381 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,400 I got 48. 1382 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,400 Just in chat here, I drop the passage that you find. 1383 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:37,400 So it says, prophecy of his rise and the rule of all the planes bringing the end of pain, suffering, illness, and the burden of life. 1384 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,400 And here's the thing, I chose not to pay attention to where any of the commas were in that sentence. 1385 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:48,400 It fits and starts, so your listeners are going to have to go back and listen probably a couple of times. 1386 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,400 Punctuation in Infernal is really complicated. 1387 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:56,400 Yeah, and I feel like when you're following along with a finger, it's a lot harder to hit the right beats. 1388 00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:01,400 Well, especially if it's not your own finger too, so it's a little awkward. 1389 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,400 But that doesn't sound that bad, you guys. 1390 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,400 It sounds awesome is what it sounds like. 1391 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,400 No more pain and suffering? 1392 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:12,400 I mean, the burden of life part maybe was a little... 1393 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,400 Well, maybe that's just like one page. 1394 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,400 Maybe if you find a different one, maybe it gets back to that party stuff you were talking about. 1395 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:22,400 I was hoping for more orca, like more whale stuff. 1396 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,400 Yeah, like how did he become a whale? 1397 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:25,400 I thought he was a pig. 1398 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,400 Boobs, should we find another passage? 1399 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:31,400 Yeah, let's flip to another page, just another random page. 1400 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,400 Give me another roll. 1401 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,400 Here we go. 1402 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,400 Come on, 48 again. 1403 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:42,400 And then it goes, I've had the time of my life. 1404 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,400 You did the same one. 1405 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,400 Same song. 1406 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,400 33 this time. 1407 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,400 Okay, then you find this passage. 1408 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,400 I love reading it first. 1409 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:58,400 Yeah, sleeping with the DM. 1410 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,400 I get all the good lore. 1411 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,400 That's right, I do. 1412 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:06,400 Scrape the cream lore off the top. 1413 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:10,400 Cream lore is a band that we saw last week. 1414 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,400 Yeah, it sounds dope. 1415 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,400 I haven't seen a band in a really long time. 1416 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,400 Everyone in the first three rows gets creamed. 1417 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,400 That's what we call it. 1418 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,400 Sit in the splash zone. 1419 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,400 Like, okay. 1420 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,400 Whatever you're thinking about, yes. 1421 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,400 Oh, okay, well done. 1422 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,400 It's all in there, I've been to that one too. 1423 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:34,400 Oh, what? 1424 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,400 You too? 1425 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:40,400 I'm a captain, you've got to go to these things. 1426 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,400 Really? 1427 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,400 Yeah, part of the captain's log. 1428 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,400 Question one, are you on a boat right now? 1429 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:53,400 Question two, have you ever been creamed at a concert? 1430 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:57,400 Have you ever been in rows one through three at a concert and been creamed? 1431 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,400 And been creamed, yeah, it's pretty precise. 1432 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:04,400 It explains a lot about your captaining skills, to be honest, if this was the exam. 1433 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,400 It was a pretty tough exam, grueling, if you will. 1434 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,400 What does that book say? 1435 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,400 No, no, no, hold on, hold on. 1436 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,400 We've got to talk more about concerts we've been to. 1437 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,400 One time I was creamed at a Korn concert, that was pretty good. 1438 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,400 Korn with a C. 1439 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,400 Right. 1440 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,400 That's the fantasy equivalent of Korn with a K. 1441 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,400 That's right. 1442 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:33,400 So this one says, orcas will gain the powers of the gods by destroying them one by one. 1443 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:38,400 Okay, so that one seems in a dance-off, he adds. 1444 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,400 Oh, wow. 1445 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,400 Well, hold on, no, how do you gain powers from a dance-off? 1446 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,400 That seems a little not technical enough. 1447 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:54,400 And obviously if there was a dance-off, Bahamut would win because he has the power of righteousness moving through him to give him the best moves. 1448 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,400 You've obviously never been creamed at a concert. 1449 00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:01,400 Yeah, it is not about righteousness, let me tell you. 1450 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,400 Well, death of gods, that sounds bad. 1451 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,400 No, no, no, no, not death, destruction. 1452 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,400 Oh, well. 1453 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:15,400 Oh, hold on, so he takes the powers and just leaves them powerless and helpless? 1454 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:29,400 I mean, what's the syntax in Inferno, I'm not great with it, but like destruction just kind of broadly is like not like, you know, ending, like an end. 1455 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,400 Like when you say defeating, you don't necessarily mean like killing. 1456 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:40,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, like if I like I destroyed a plate of nachos last night, you don't think that I killed those plate of nachos. 1457 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:45,400 I mean, I kind of, I would kind of think. 1458 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:54,400 Okay, okay, okay, so what if I were to say I was playing my loot last night and I destroyed Rod of Wonderwall. 1459 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,400 You would not think that I killed it. 1460 00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,400 I just did a really good job. 1461 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,400 Yeah, absolutely. 1462 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:04,400 So he's just going to do a really good job with them one by one. 1463 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,400 Yeah, you're getting it. 1464 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,400 Is this a sex thing? 1465 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,400 I can't say. 1466 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,400 Well, I mean, nobody can, these are gods. 1467 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:15,400 Our brains cannot comprehend, well, maybe glimpses can, I'm not sure. 1468 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,400 The terrain has gotten quite rocky. 1469 00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:21,400 Like more than you would expect, given the path that you were on. 1470 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:26,400 You look over or out the window, you crank it down. 1471 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,400 Sorry, we don't have power windows. 1472 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,400 You got to crank it. 1473 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:30,400 You have to push it in. 1474 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,400 Not in a 92 Sonata or whatever. 1475 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,400 You have to push it out when you're cranking it too or it will go down. 1476 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,400 Yes, you do. 1477 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,400 Who's on the window? 1478 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,400 I guess I am now. 1479 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:44,400 Okay, you look out the window and you see that like there's rocky rubble that looks like it's been kind of heaved up. 1480 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:55,400 And as you poke your head out, you see this like large worm-like creature turn to you and it opens its tines and jumps towards your face. 1481 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,400 I pull my head back in and then I start rolling the window back up. 1482 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:42,400 Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2, Episode 3. 1483 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:56,400 Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2, Episode 91 is starring Amy More as Sully, Carla Macstead as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot, and Russ More as your dungeon master, with special guests Sean O'Hara as Bonesword and Abdul Aziz as Boobs Frankenstein. 1484 01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:03,400 Find more from Sean and Abdul by listening to Speltlore at speltlore.com or searching for Speltlore wherever you listen to podcasts. 1485 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,400 Editing, production, and sound design is by Russ More. 1486 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:13,400 This episode featured music from Kavin MacLeod and Epidemic Sound, and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 1487 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:23,400 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Stevie, Kat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, Aaron Stevens, and Eric Houlihan. 1488 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:40,400 Support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many other productions and get access to an exclusive podcast and bonus episodes, all while helping us unlock the special Grant's Flameykins episode, Escaping the Abyss, when we reach 100 patrons at Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast. 1489 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:46,400 You can also follow us at facebook.com slash dumbdragoncast and on Instagram and Twitter at dumbdragoncast. 1490 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:50,400 Thank you for listening. Have a great week. We'll talk again soon. 1491 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:57,400 Yeah. Sorry, we have two different games. Well, we have three different games. 1492 01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:03,400 There are book plotlines in two of them. It's very confusing. 1493 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,400 I thought this was portals and such. This is not the right book. 1494 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:14,400 We have a D&D podcast and then there's book, book storylines. So like, we're pretty fucking rad as well. 1495 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,400 The best way to get information across in an audio medium is through a book, okay? 1496 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,400 That's right. 1497 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,400 You spend the next 45 minutes reading a book in real time. 1498 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:28,400 Literally, the last like eight months of episodes have revolved around a single library. 1499 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:36,400 Living in a library like a bunch of fucking virgins who love words. 1500 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:43,400 Like, fuck that. I want to live at a punk rock concert while shotgunning a 40 of old English. 1501 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,400 That's what I want to do. 1502 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:52,400 You can tell Abdul's never had a sip of alcohol in his entire life. 1503 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,400 He accurately described a Danko Jones concert experience. 1504 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:59,400 That sounds so fun. I'm not sure what to say. 1505 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:10,400 Well, from the things that we've heard, yeah, he's like pretty, pretty like wants everyone dead, right? 1506 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,400 And so that he can free them. 1507 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,400 Does Sully know that? 1508 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,400 Don't, didn't we figure that? Guys, listen, we've played so many. 1509 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,400 We've got two games going on with Orcus. 1510 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,400 And he knows a lot about Orcus. 1511 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,400 I don't know what the fuck does Sully know about Orcus? 1512 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,400 I don't know what we know about Orcus. 1513 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,400 Cause we learned nothing? 1514 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,400 Do we even know he's bad? 1515 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,400 You got the book, you know, you saw like a skeleton thing. 1516 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,400 Remember that one-eyed boy? 1517 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:35,400 And then we found that that was all connected to Orcus. 1518 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,400 It's ominous, man. 1519 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,400 Yeah, it's ominous. 1520 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:39,400 So I know it's ominous. 1521 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:40,400 Okay, yeah. 1522 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,400 But like no specifics, but like. 1523 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,400 Okay, yeah. 1524 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,400 You got General. 1525 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,400 I met that one-eyed boy. 1526 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,400 He's a liar. 1527 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,400 He's a liar. 1528 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,400 That kid's a liar. 1529 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:50,400 Lier. 1530 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:51,400 Jared. 1531 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,400 He just wants attention. 1532 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,400 You guys want to hear about the word Orcus? 1533 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,400 Boobs, take it away. 1534 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:56,400 All right. 1535 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,400 Epic rap battle. 1536 01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:01,400 Get ready for me to talk for another 45 unbroken minutes. 1537 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,400 Please rap about it. 1538 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,400 Start the timer. 1539 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,400 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.