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[2.6s] Now, Carceri is a model for all other prisons in existence.
[9.7s] I mean, I feel like that's probably the one we're gonna need to go to.
[13.0s] Give it a shot. Probably can't even use magic, so...
[15.9s] You can use magic. Use it wisely.
[19.4s] Yeah, one of us could probably die.
[22.0s] Two wizards along the side step up with books in their hand and begin casting a spell.
[28.3s] Oh, looks like it's lots of magic words, guys.
[30.3s] You all begin to spin in place and you're diving, but you begin to lose consciousness.
[37.6s] You begin to black out and you're fading in and out.
[42.2s] You find yourselves waking up, an unknown time later, on dusty, gravelly path.
[50.6s] You hear, like, a droning, howling wind and thunder rolling across the sky.
[60.6s] And you look up and the shadows that you see before you are black and you see movement within them.
[70.6s] Beyond, there's this crack of lightning and this enormous tower.
[80.6s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. He-him.
[84.6s] Also with me today is Karla Maxted.
[86.6s] She-her. Tonight I'm playing Yen Bol Nyori. Also She-her.
[90.6s] And Amy More.
[92.6s] She-her. I play Thea Amastasia. Also She-her.
[96.6s] Also Tom Laird.
[98.6s] He-him. And I'm playing Telgir, who also goes by He-him.
[102.6s] And because we just won't kill off our characters, back again, Kristen Flemmons!
[108.6s] Just kill me already!
[110.6s] We'll never let her leave!
[112.6s] Kristen Flemmons, She-her, I'm playing Agath, Godlost, Catho Olavi, and I think I said it right this time.
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[132.6s] And it's just good. I mean, weird I guess in a way, but just in all the positive connotations.
[138.6s] Exactly, that's what I said.
[140.6s] Like in a keep Portland weird kind of way.
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[158.6s] You awake from a storm-ridden stupor, and you are in a dark, twisted place.
[171.6s] Everything around you that you can see is stone and jagged and sharp.
[179.6s] You see that castle or cathedral or...
[184.6s] built up into one of these mountains off in this range that has lightning and thunder rolling and cracking behind it.
[195.6s] Looks welcoming.
[197.6s] Where do you think we are?
[199.6s] What the hell just happened?
[200.6s] Have we traveled to a different plane?
[202.6s] It certainly doesn't feel like the astral plane anymore.
[206.6s] I move my body without thinking about direction, just to check.
[210.6s] You can move.
[212.6s] I want to know what moving your body without thinking of direction looks like.
[218.6s] It's a sight to behold.
[220.6s] A goth is running in like serpentine wheezing bobbing.
[226.6s] It's working, guys!
[228.6s] I'm not even thinking while I'm doing this!
[231.6s] Can you tell?
[233.6s] It's like a terrifying interpret of dance, slash martial arts.
[238.6s] I'm scared.
[240.6s] This is the episode, everybody just join a goth and doing what a goth is doing.
[246.6s] Moves without thinking about it off into the distance, and that's where we lose the character.
[250.6s] Maybe it'll summon the gods, you don't know.
[252.6s] Oh, that's true.
[253.6s] It could.
[254.6s] It's true, anything's possible.
[255.6s] The right foot movements.
[256.6s] Does what we see line up clearly with one of the places we were?
[261.6s] Because I feel like there are some key words that sound like the other planes you were telling us about,
[266.6s] but I'm not sure that there's an exactly one-to-one parallel.
[272.6s] No.
[273.6s] No.
[274.6s] Meat.
[275.6s] So, yeah.
[277.6s] Well, we're not underground.
[279.6s] So, yeah, Limbo was the plane of pure chaos, a roiling soup of impermanent matter and energy.
[287.6s] This kind of looks like a place.
[289.6s] It's not the Nine Hills.
[290.6s] It's like we can rule out Limbo.
[292.6s] Yeah, the tower seems sort of permanent, the mountain ranges.
[296.6s] Yeah.
[297.6s] Pandemonium was described as a plane of madness, great mass of rock riddled with tunnels carved by howling winds,
[303.6s] cold, noisy, and dark with no natural light.
[307.6s] Okay.
[308.6s] It's wind.
[309.6s] It's not noisy, though.
[311.6s] And we can see things, so therefore there's some sort of natural light.
[314.6s] Yes, there's got to be a natural light.
[316.6s] So not that one.
[317.6s] Okay.
[318.6s] And not the Nine Hills, so.
[320.6s] Everything, when I say shadow and dark, I say it's almost in like a monochromatic sense, like an inverted image.
[330.6s] Like a sepia tone or something like that.
[332.6s] Yeah, like, yeah, you're kind of greyscale more than anything, but yeah.
[337.6s] Where else were we?
[338.6s] Carcery was the prison world.
[343.6s] Carcery was a plane of desolation and despair.
[348.6s] There is, you don't feel great about the place that you're in.
[352.6s] Holds layers of vast bogs, fetid jungles, windswept deserts, jagged mountains, frigid oceans, and black ice.
[360.6s] So again.
[361.6s] A range of terrain.
[363.6s] Possible similarities.
[364.6s] That one's pretty diverse.
[365.6s] Yeah.
[366.6s] And then a furnace, which you were told you wouldn't be able to reach.
[370.6s] We were told.
[371.6s] People say all sorts of things.
[373.6s] We were looking for an olive pool, and yet here we are somewhere, having seen no pools.
[378.6s] Yeah, no pools.
[379.6s] Started breathing water, woke up in an unfamiliar place.
[384.6s] Well, we didn't take any damage.
[389.6s] Nope, you haven't recovered anything, but you haven't taken anything extra.
[394.6s] Okay.
[395.6s] Um, Donnie, okay?
[397.6s] Where are we?
[400.6s] TBD.
[402.6s] I went there on a Friday once.
[405.6s] That's TGI.
[407.6s] Oh, right.
[410.6s] Sorry, flashbacks to the before times when things were good.
[413.6s] Yes, I have those too.
[415.6s] This doesn't look great, eh?
[418.6s] Do we?
[419.6s] No.
[420.6s] Go to the castle?
[421.6s] I mean, my first instinct is to go to the castle.
[425.6s] I agree.
[426.6s] It seems like my instinct is always to seek out people or culture.
[435.6s] I don't know that we have that here, but the castle calls to me.
[444.6s] You've been walking and following this path along this jagged mountain cliffside, and
[449.6s] it gets wider and narrower at different points, and you've been walking for a little while,
[454.6s] and the castle's getting nearer to you.
[457.6s] You're winding around, and as you get closer, you see that there's this rope bridge
[464.6s] that separates the castle and up ahead the cliffside you're walking on.
[471.6s] Looks like it's hanging on by literal threads, and as you kind of notice this and are able
[477.6s] to see this coming into sight, you hear a tumbling of rocks coming from down the mountainside
[486.6s] behind you.
[488.6s] Like directly behind us, like dodge?
[492.6s] Not quite, but back a little ways, like 20 or 30 feet back, rocks begin to crumble
[498.6s] down and land on the path that you've been walking on, and then you hear a loud thud
[504.6s] from up above in the mountain, and you look up, and you see a giant, and when I say
[513.6s] giant, I mean gargantuan.
[515.6s] It's a 30-foot-tall skeletal figure that is wielding...
[523.6s] A banana.
[524.6s] That has...
[525.6s] A heart-shaped box of chocolates.
[527.6s] It has these giant jagged claws and sharp spiked shoulders and spines that run all
[538.6s] the way down its body and with a giant step lands down onto this path and swings to
[546.6s] take a swipe at your group.
[548.6s] Everybody make a dexterity saving throw, please.
[551.6s] Does this look similar to the one that we saw floating?
[553.6s] That's a good question.
[554.6s] No, no, the other one looked like a cohesive unit.
[558.6s] I picked this up before I looked at the number.
[561.6s] This one looks like a creature that has been constructed of many different skeletal
[569.6s] masses.
[570.6s] Oh, fuck this.
[571.6s] Fuck this guy.
[572.6s] Fuck this guy.
[573.6s] What?
[574.6s] What?
[575.6s] What?
[576.6s] What?
[577.6s] What?
[578.6s] Prim's Bane, motherfucker!
[579.6s] I rolled...
[580.6s] It's a giant skeleton.
[581.6s] It's not Prim's Bane.
[583.6s] Orcus?
[584.6s] You said Dex, right?
[586.6s] Yeah.
[587.6s] 22.
[588.6s] Dex save?
[589.6s] Dex save.
[590.6s] Okay.
[591.6s] 18.
[592.6s] 19.
[593.6s] 16.
[594.6s] Then do.
[595.6s] This claw digs out the earth right before you as you all jump back and it begins
[603.6s] climbing along the wall towards you.
[606.6s] Yeah, we'll roll for initiative.
[608.6s] Ew.
[609.6s] Give y'all a chance or otherwise I'd keep the other one.
[612.6s] Oh.
[613.6s] Ten.
[614.6s] Ten.
[615.6s] I used my one good roll on my dex save.
[616.6s] Which probably is a good thing.
[617.6s] Isn't that a good thing?
[618.6s] Time to use it, yeah.
[619.6s] You can have a roll.
[620.6s] 17.
[621.6s] I got a seven.
[622.6s] 19.
[623.6s] That means Yenbul is up first.
[626.6s] Oh, no.
[627.6s] How far away is it?
[629.6s] Well, it just took a huge swipe at you and you just dodged, so it's right there.
[635.6s] It's right there.
[636.6s] And it's like attached to the wall with its claws and like its spined toes and you see
[644.6s] it more clearly now and its entire face is bones to make up a skull and there's like
[652.6s] these huge horned ox heads that have been placed onto its shoulders and it's pretty
[659.6s] bad.
[660.6s] It's like it's wearing like bunny slippers, but they're ox heads.
[665.6s] Oh.
[666.6s] Yeah.
[667.6s] He made it seem so much cuter.
[668.6s] Yeah.
[669.6s] Kind of whimsical.
[670.6s] Why don't I use my Mace of Terror and try and hit it.
[677.6s] That sounds fun.
[678.6s] Yeah.
[679.6s] Why don't I do that?
[680.6s] Hit it.
[681.6s] 25.
[682.6s] Are you maintaining position?
[684.6s] Are you flying up to it?
[686.6s] No, I forgot I could fly.
[689.6s] God.
[690.6s] Yenbul, you're so cool.
[694.6s] I mean, I feel like it's probably is very big and its claw is right in front of me,
[700.6s] so I'm probably just going to hit at the thing that's like the thing that is close
[705.6s] to me.
[706.6s] It needs to make a wisdom saving throw.
[710.6s] I bet it's real dumb.
[712.6s] I mean, a pile of bones all stitched together.
[714.6s] I'm hoping it's really dumb.
[716.6s] 16.
[717.6s] Fuck.
[718.6s] God damn it.
[719.6s] Well, it's less dumb than I thought it was going to be.
[721.6s] A little bit less dumb than I was.
[723.6s] Just one.
[724.6s] Like if I had to enumerate it, one less dumb than I was hoping it would be.
[728.6s] Sorry.
[729.6s] Or one more dumb.
[731.6s] Okay, great.
[732.6s] Well, then I guess I'll just do this shitty damage.
[737.6s] Four damage.
[739.6s] Four.
[740.6s] Four damage.
[741.6s] It was going to be really cool when it got scared of us guys and ran away,
[746.6s] but it didn't happen.
[747.6s] Maybe next time.
[749.6s] I totally would have got scared.
[753.6s] Okay, Talkier, you're up.
[755.6s] Yeah, I guess take a big old swipe at the hand as well.
[762.6s] First attack is going to be a 32 if I do my math correctly.
[766.6s] Oh my goodness.
[767.6s] Whoa, Jesus.
[768.6s] Yeah, 32 on the first attack.
[770.6s] And still not a nat?
[771.6s] No, that was 19.
[773.6s] Oh, jeez.
[775.6s] And the next one will be a 19 to hit.
[778.6s] So those will hit.
[779.6s] All right, well then it definitely seems like the 32 was overkill.
[784.6s] It's just with feeling that time, yeah.
[786.6s] Sure, yeah.
[787.6s] All right, here we go.
[789.6s] 27 all said and done.
[791.6s] Bones splinter off of like two of the claws that you hit through there.
[797.6s] And that'll be it for Talkier.
[799.6s] Its claw gets hit and two of the fingers break off and it moves back just a bit.
[806.6s] And you see the bones begin to move and reshape themselves into four separate creatures.
[814.6s] A quarter of the size.
[816.6s] But now there are four of them.
[818.6s] Oh no.
[819.6s] And they run towards each of you and try to hit you.
[825.6s] So we'll go first, one running towards Yen Bull.
[829.6s] Jumping across the small chasm it has created.
[833.6s] That's a natural 20.
[835.6s] That will do it.
[837.6s] 20 thunder damage.
[839.6s] Yikes.
[840.6s] Talkier.
[841.6s] No way.
[842.6s] Sure.
[843.6s] Are they within the...
[845.6s] Yeah, you're all kind of on a cliff side.
[847.6s] The shields.
[848.6s] Can I try the warding mover again?
[850.6s] Try the shield.
[851.6s] I mean, it's a gnat, so...
[853.6s] Do you want to save it for somebody else?
[855.6s] Because I have a reaction as well that I could try.
[858.6s] Okay.
[859.6s] Yeah, the gnat maybe.
[860.6s] Save it for me, Chris.
[862.6s] This one's coming in hot, so maybe...
[866.6s] Alrighty.
[867.6s] They hit me?
[869.6s] Yes.
[870.6s] They need to make a dex saving throw.
[872.6s] Three.
[873.6s] Great.
[874.6s] Then they're going to take 2d8 damage.
[876.6s] But for why?
[877.6s] They're facing the wrath of my storm.
[879.6s] Oh.
[882.6s] Seven.
[884.6s] Rolls are hard, apparently.
[887.6s] Okay, Talkier, one's coming at you.
[890.6s] That's a 15 to hit.
[892.6s] No sale.
[894.6s] Thea, that's a gnat one, so...
[896.6s] Come on.
[898.6s] One gnat one.
[900.6s] Something terrible has to happen.
[902.6s] It trips.
[904.6s] The four of them are leaping across this chasm that it itself has created,
[910.6s] and it goes wide, and you see it hit and land on the other side,
[915.6s] and break apart on the path.
[918.6s] Some of the bones falling down into the chasm below.
[922.6s] A goth, the final one is going to try and hit you for 17.
[927.6s] It's not going to do it.
[929.6s] Okay, Thea, and then a goth.
[932.6s] I'm going to cast fairy fire on the big dude, because it seems like...
[936.6s] There are four smaller ones now.
[938.6s] Can I cast it on all of them?
[939.6s] Let me see.
[940.6s] I can cast a 20 foot cube in range.
[946.6s] Okay, within 20 feet of each other?
[948.6s] Yeah, you're all kind of clustered together.
[950.6s] Yeah, all right then.
[952.6s] No, no, not us, them.
[954.6s] They are all attacking you, so you're all kind of clustered together.
[957.6s] Even the big one, is his hand still in the middle?
[959.6s] There is no more big one.
[960.6s] What?
[961.6s] The big one turned into four small ones.
[963.6s] Sorry, I misheard.
[965.6s] I thought it broke two fingers, and then those created...
[969.6s] No, it recoiled and then reshaped into four separate ones.
[973.6s] One of which has broken itself.
[976.6s] Okay, cool.
[977.6s] Did not check itself before it wrecked itself.
[981.6s] So, each object in the 20 foot cube is outlined in a violet light.
[988.6s] Can I get a dex save?
[989.6s] And you have to make a dexterity saving throw.
[991.6s] One, that's a six.
[994.6s] Two, that's a nat 20.
[996.6s] Three, that's a 12.
[999.6s] And four, that's a five.
[1001.6s] I thought there were only three.
[1002.6s] One broke apart, but it's still a thing.
[1005.6s] Oh, it's still a thing.
[1006.6s] Okay, well, they all fail except for one,
[1008.6s] which means any attack roll against an affected creature has advantage.
[1014.6s] If we're following my one, two, three, four,
[1016.6s] the one that is on you specifically is the one that's safe.
[1020.6s] Well, then I'm just going to have to hit it with my scimitar.
[1027.6s] Oh, 16?
[1029.6s] Yes.
[1030.6s] Oh, yeah.
[1031.6s] Six damage.
[1032.6s] Yeah.
[1033.6s] Perfect.
[1034.6s] Agath, it is your turn.
[1035.6s] Use that Post-it notes.
[1036.6s] So, Faerie Fire, you get advantage on that.
[1040.6s] Nice.
[1041.6s] Love it.
[1042.6s] I think this may be the first time Faerie Fire has ever worked for me.
[1047.6s] All right.
[1048.6s] I am going to, you know, rotate through all my Post-it notes,
[1051.6s] but also all my weapons.
[1052.6s] I just noticed I have a cool sounding Revenant double-bladed scimitar.
[1056.6s] So, I'll use that now because...
[1059.6s] Because why not?
[1060.6s] Why wouldn't you?
[1061.6s] Look at that.
[1062.6s] That looks dope.
[1064.6s] And I will whack something with it.
[1066.6s] Excellent.
[1067.6s] Whoever is the shiniest and the closest.
[1069.6s] One right in front of you is a Blaze with Faerie Fire.
[1073.6s] Going down.
[1075.6s] Advantage.
[1076.6s] Yeah, first one.
[1078.6s] 26.
[1080.6s] Yes.
[1082.6s] That'll be six damage on that one.
[1085.6s] That wasn't so hot, but 21.
[1088.6s] This one will be nine damage.
[1092.6s] Okay.
[1093.6s] And third strike.
[1095.6s] Oh, nat 20!
[1096.6s] Yay!
[1097.6s] There we go.
[1099.6s] One.
[1102.6s] That's stupid.
[1104.6s] Now, like, eight damage.
[1106.6s] Didn't roll all ones on the damage dice.
[1109.6s] Oh, no!
[1111.6s] Yeah, so first and second hit, like, carve through the bones,
[1115.6s] and they're splintering,
[1116.6s] and then the third, which would have been the one,
[1118.6s] but you hit in the same spot.
[1119.6s] It was just, you were too accurate.
[1121.6s] Yeah, there's just, like, a lot of space in skeletons, you know?
[1124.6s] So you can go right to the core and there's nothing there.
[1127.6s] Okay, cool.
[1129.6s] I don't feel like these guys are hefty enough
[1132.6s] to use a big Post-It note on, so.
[1134.6s] Okay.
[1135.6s] But I forgot last time.
[1136.6s] Does Rex also get to do things?
[1139.6s] Rex gets to go.
[1140.6s] Donnie would get to go after.
[1141.6s] Donnie, I don't know how much damage
[1143.6s] Donnie Sting's going to do to the bones.
[1145.6s] I'll tell Donnie to come out when I think he can, you know,
[1148.6s] sting something that isn't just completely made of bone.
[1150.6s] Okay.
[1151.6s] Well, it just, like, hooves against bones.
[1154.6s] I feel like that's a good, that's a good option.
[1156.6s] Yeah, it's a solid crunch.
[1157.6s] Yeah, I think so.
[1158.6s] Just crunch.
[1159.6s] It works against humans.
[1161.6s] Crunch a skeleton, so.
[1165.6s] Does he also get advantage?
[1166.6s] Yeah.
[1167.6s] Okay.
[1168.6s] So that's 19.
[1170.6s] Yes.
[1171.6s] 2d8 plus four, geez, buddy.
[1173.6s] Okay.
[1174.6s] Okay.
[1175.6s] Rex is badass.
[1176.6s] Yeah.
[1177.6s] 12 bludgeoning damage plus 2d6 poison damage,
[1181.6s] even with his hooves.
[1182.6s] Okay.
[1183.6s] Um, plus seven poison.
[1185.6s] Okay.
[1186.6s] Not sure that the skeletons care about the poison,
[1188.6s] but it's there.
[1190.6s] They do not care about the poison.
[1192.6s] Yeah, I didn't think so.
[1193.6s] The crushing is relevant.
[1194.6s] Uh, okay.
[1196.6s] Turns out they really care about the crushing.
[1198.6s] They really.
[1199.6s] Yeah, yeah.
[1200.6s] Care more so.
[1201.6s] All of them are still up.
[1203.6s] The one that broke apart you see behind you
[1205.6s] is starting to reform as we move back.
[1207.6s] Of course.
[1208.6s] Somebody run over there
[1209.6s] and just start throwing the individual pieces
[1211.6s] over the edge of the cliff.
[1213.6s] Come on, let's solve a problem, people.
[1215.6s] Let's do this.
[1216.6s] Don't need this femur.
[1217.6s] Make some neat jewelry with it instead.
[1219.6s] I think that I am going to,
[1222.6s] no, that's just no damage,
[1224.6s] and that is necrotic damage,
[1225.6s] which against the skeleton,
[1227.6s] probably not very helpful.
[1229.6s] I mean, might even heal them?
[1230.6s] Maybe, right?
[1232.6s] Uh, so let's, sacred flame.
[1235.6s] So, dex.
[1237.6s] Roll dex.
[1238.6s] Roll in.
[1239.6s] On the one that's, you know, attacking me.
[1241.6s] Yup.
[1242.6s] Uh, 11.
[1243.6s] Ha ha!
[1244.6s] Are bones flammable?
[1246.6s] I hope so because I rolled 24 damage.
[1248.6s] I hate radiant damage.
[1250.6s] I would have to think undead slash bone monsters
[1253.6s] would take it extra hard.
[1254.6s] You would think, right?
[1255.6s] Bone monsters.
[1258.6s] Hey, I have a bone monster inside me right now, Tom.
[1262.6s] I think you should show a little respect.
[1265.6s] My apologies.
[1266.6s] We're all just bone monsters.
[1268.6s] We're all just bone monsters
[1269.6s] covered in flesh.
[1270.6s] Trying to make our way in the world.
[1271.6s] Jesus.
[1275.6s] Amy doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
[1277.6s] No, I definitely do.
[1279.6s] Because what was going to come out of my mouth is going to be,
[1281.6s] is going to be my new Tinder username.
[1287.6s] I'm not on Tinder.
[1288.6s] Just to clarify.
[1290.6s] Well, you are now
[1291.6s] because you came up with that amazing name.
[1293.6s] Bone monster.
[1294.6s] We're an apple, honey.
[1295.6s] Yeah.
[1296.6s] I don't know.
[1297.6s] Well, I have sex.
[1298.6s] Yeah.
[1299.6s] Whatever.
[1300.6s] You know, sex.
[1301.6s] Bone monster?
[1302.6s] I get it.
[1303.6s] Come on.
[1304.6s] Yeah, no, we're all here.
[1305.6s] I know.
[1306.6s] We got it.
[1307.6s] You're the one still explaining it.
[1308.6s] I know.
[1309.6s] Sorry.
[1310.6s] I haven't had a good dick joke in a while,
[1311.6s] so it's just awkward.
[1313.6s] That's a massive hit on this one.
[1315.6s] The legs crush out from below it.
[1317.6s] You see whatever splinters off is beginning to move back
[1320.6s] and towards another of the creatures.
[1324.6s] Pelgear.
[1325.6s] OK, so am I engaged with one of the ones that I'm fighting with
[1330.6s] or is there still like some wiggle room to get around a little bit?
[1332.6s] No, you would have been straight melee.
[1335.6s] OK, let's do some more damage of some kind.
[1339.6s] Maybe I'll take like one slice
[1341.6s] and then another try to like use my shield to like bash him into the chasm.
[1347.6s] Yeah, for sure.
[1348.6s] Throw a little something different at him.
[1349.6s] I like it.
[1350.6s] First one with my plus 13 is a 22.
[1356.6s] OK, got to beat 16 on all of this here.
[1360.6s] I keep forgetting to say, but yeah.
[1362.6s] And a 22 for the shield bash.
[1365.6s] Yeah, it goes flying off, shooting out into the chasm below.
[1368.6s] So one is gone for now anyways.
[1373.6s] The one that had originally broken apart is now beginning to reform.
[1376.6s] Actually, it's moving towards the pieces that are moving to reassemble.
[1380.6s] So it looks like three of them are trying to, again, reconvene together.
[1385.6s] And the one that's fighting you, Thea, is going to swing.
[1388.6s] And that's a plus 12.
[1391.6s] 21.
[1392.6s] How long did the nice spell last?
[1395.6s] That gave me a plus two for my armor class.
[1400.6s] I think 10 minutes.
[1402.6s] How long were we out for?
[1406.6s] Yeah, we'll say it's at the tail end, sure.
[1409.6s] OK, it doesn't matter because it brings me to a 19.
[1412.6s] I just wanted to know.
[1413.6s] OK, that hits me.
[1415.6s] 10 thunder damage.
[1417.6s] Thea.
[1419.6s] I'm going to hit that one.
[1422.6s] I'm going to hit him back, I guess.
[1425.6s] I want to use like thorn whip and pull the creature.
[1429.6s] And it says 10 feet closer to me, but I want it to be 10 feet toward the chasm.
[1434.6s] You want momentum to take over?
[1436.6s] Yeah.
[1437.6s] OK.
[1438.6s] That's what I'd like to do.
[1439.6s] Sure, you can certainly try.
[1440.6s] Okey dokey.
[1441.6s] So I don't pray to anybody, but I just hope that this isn't going to cause a huge universal backlash.
[1448.6s] And I create a long vine-like whip that's all thorny.
[1453.6s] Probably doesn't matter to him, but whatever.
[1456.6s] That comes out of my hand and it is going to try to wrap itself around the creature.
[1465.6s] Oh, 18.
[1467.6s] 18 will hit.
[1468.6s] And is there still fairy fire?
[1470.6s] Not on the one that I'm fighting.
[1473.6s] There's one that I missed.
[1476.6s] And it takes 1d6 piercing, and that's a 3.
[1481.6s] And this creature's large, right?
[1484.6s] Yep.
[1485.6s] OK, good.
[1486.6s] So I pull it, and I want to pull it 10 feet and try to like, not to me, I want to like whip it.
[1493.6s] Try to whip it past me.
[1495.6s] Just drag it closer to the chasm somehow.
[1498.6s] I don't know how close I am to the chasm, but that's my end goal.
[1500.6s] So you're going to whip it?
[1502.6s] Whip it good.
[1503.6s] You know I am, Tom.
[1505.6s] Yes, you do that.
[1507.6s] As it passes you, though, make a dexterity saving throw.
[1510.6s] Well, I just want to attack it again as it passes me, though, because I have my daggers still.
[1514.6s] Can I do that?
[1515.6s] Sure, but you're pulling it.
[1517.6s] So I'm going to get you to make a dexterity saving throw.
[1519.6s] OK, all right, fine. I can do that.
[1521.6s] No, I can't do that.
[1529.6s] It's the middle time, and we're starting right now.
[1532.6s] It's the middle!
[1533.6s] We're not going to talk about kissing.
[1534.6s] Oh, did you think it was a round, Amy?
[1536.6s] Yeah, well, I was just jumping with my own, right?
[1539.6s] I just kept going, and now we're talking about kissing.
[1542.6s] I said we're not going to talk about kissing.
[1544.6s] I got in so much trouble.
[1547.6s] So many weird emails.
[1548.6s] Guys, they called HR on me. I'm HR.
[1551.6s] It was a very awkward conversation.
[1553.6s] It was a really like 100th episode type of conversation that he had to have with himself.
[1557.6s] Russ, excuse me, just put you on hold here.
[1561.6s] A very special episode.
[1563.6s] I'm sorry, you called yourself.
[1564.6s] You didn't even take yourself into your own office.
[1567.6s] You decided it was too awkward.
[1568.6s] You had to do it via phone.
[1570.6s] Yeah, two different lines.
[1571.6s] But not only via phone, but via phone on speakerphone.
[1575.6s] It was something.
[1576.6s] Yeah, well, we need to be able to hear it as a group, right?
[1581.6s] I wanted to know the matter was being dealt with.
[1583.6s] Excuse me, Russ. Russ is here.
[1586.6s] All right, well, I hope you're all enjoying this episode.
[1591.6s] And this interlude. Apologies for two minutes like this.
[1596.6s] But I think this might be why.
[1597.6s] We definitely didn't record them on the same night.
[1599.6s] No, this might just be why you come here to the middle and you don't just skip, skip, skip, skip, skip past it.
[1603.6s] Because you never know what's going to come out of Russ's mouth.
[1606.6s] Is it going to be a kiss?
[1607.6s] Might be.
[1609.6s] The kiss, the kiss is on my lips.
[1617.6s] What are we talking about? Who knows? Doesn't matter.
[1619.6s] Doesn't matter.
[1620.6s] Well, welcome to the middle.
[1622.6s] We're just going to restart.
[1624.6s] No, it's nowhere in it.
[1626.6s] This is it.
[1627.6s] We've committed to this being the middle.
[1629.6s] We're in the middle of the middle.
[1630.6s] And we've wasted a lot of time.
[1632.6s] So real quick, we should say.
[1635.6s] We really appreciate you guys listening.
[1637.6s] Yeah, we do.
[1639.6s] You're awesome.
[1640.6s] Yeah.
[1641.6s] And thanks for putting up with us.
[1644.6s] Yeah, that's a big one.
[1646.6s] Shenanigans.
[1648.6s] Okay.
[1649.6s] We'll get you back to the episode now.
[1651.6s] Okay.
[1652.6s] Thanks.
[1653.6s] Bye.
[1661.6s] You don't get out of the way quick enough.
[1663.6s] Oh, no.
[1664.6s] And you pull it and it connects with you.
[1668.6s] Oh, we're in a bony embrace.
[1673.6s] And we call this a bony M.
[1675.6s] Momentum takes over.
[1678.6s] And you feel yourself falling backwards.
[1681.6s] Not into the chasm, though.
[1682.6s] How close was I to the chasm?
[1684.6s] Guys, I've fallen into too many things in this stupid broadcast.
[1688.6s] Into the chasm.
[1689.6s] No.
[1691.6s] Did I obliterate the one that I was fighting?
[1695.6s] Yeah, it was crawling back towards the one that was fighting.
[1697.6s] Amy, I can fly.
[1698.6s] I'm going to try and catch her.
[1699.6s] It was breaking apart.
[1700.6s] It's not your turn.
[1701.6s] I would like to.
[1702.6s] I still have...
[1704.6s] In the future.
[1705.6s] In the future.
[1706.6s] Yes, I can wild shape as a bonus action.
[1709.6s] Sure you can.
[1710.6s] You've got one other action still.
[1711.6s] And a bonus action.
[1712.6s] Okay.
[1713.6s] Can I stab it while we're in the air and then wild shape?
[1716.6s] Because I feel angry.
[1717.6s] Sure.
[1718.6s] Or you could wild shape into something and then attack it.
[1720.6s] Yeah, that would...
[1721.6s] However you want to stack it.
[1722.6s] Okay.
[1723.6s] No, I'll wild shape into something.
[1725.6s] I don't know if this would work.
[1727.6s] It might be stretching it a bit.
[1729.6s] I have something called hold the line, which is basically sentry.
[1734.6s] So if a creature is moving in a way that would provoke an opportunity attack, I could
[1740.6s] attack it and change its speed to zero.
[1742.6s] I don't know if I could stop them by...
[1744.6s] You're just going to straight up grab it by the collar?
[1747.6s] Just reaction, yeah?
[1749.6s] Yeah.
[1750.6s] Would that provoke an opportunity attack?
[1751.6s] Is it moving in a way where that would trigger?
[1753.6s] I don't know.
[1755.6s] It's a post-it note.
[1756.6s] I've had to...
[1757.6s] Got to try.
[1758.6s] Is the thorn whip pulling it past?
[1761.6s] Yeah, I like it.
[1762.6s] I like it.
[1763.6s] I like it.
[1764.6s] Yeah, let's do it.
[1765.6s] So yeah, if you hit it, then this thing stops the fall.
[1768.6s] Okay.
[1769.6s] Hit it.
[1770.6s] I don't want to fall in stuff anymore.
[1773.6s] Shit, what's its AC?
[1776.6s] 16.
[1777.6s] Yeah, 15.
[1779.6s] Again, with the space between the bones, it's so confusing.
[1785.6s] It's like right between the ribs and then...
[1788.6s] Theo pulls this creature in and Agatha, you try and reach out, but just miss, just nick
[1794.6s] the collar bone as the momentum takes over and Thea tumbles with this thing over the
[1801.6s] edge.
[1802.6s] What are you wild shaping it to?
[1804.6s] A shark.
[1805.6s] Pick a shark.
[1806.6s] It's going to be a shark.
[1807.6s] There's water below, right?
[1809.6s] You don't know what's below.
[1810.6s] It's dark.
[1811.6s] Could be a goose.
[1812.6s] I see a goose there.
[1813.6s] A cute pig.
[1814.6s] A king of...
[1815.6s] Geese are pretty scary.
[1816.6s] A king of chickens.
[1817.6s] Yeah, geese are real wild.
[1819.6s] Terrifying.
[1820.6s] Swans are pretty mean.
[1821.6s] Yeah, swans are real mean.
[1823.6s] What about like a giant eagle or something?
[1826.6s] Or alternately, a very small bird that could get out of the grip.
[1831.6s] Just get out of the grass.
[1833.6s] Like a little sparrow.
[1835.6s] Eagle.
[1836.6s] Okay, you turn into an eagle.
[1839.6s] Okay.
[1841.6s] Well, now I need to fight as an eagle.
[1843.6s] I need a fucking monster stack, Russell.
[1845.6s] You're an eagle.
[1846.6s] So you like...
[1848.6s] I want to attack it as it falls down.
[1850.6s] I'm mad.
[1851.6s] You want to hedge your bets and attack it.
[1853.6s] I would say you'd be more inclined to let it go as it's falling down.
[1856.6s] Falling into an unknown...
[1857.6s] It's just falling into the abyss.
[1858.6s] You can fly, it can't fly.
[1860.6s] Well, that we know of.
[1862.6s] True.
[1863.6s] Okay, you turn into an eagle.
[1864.6s] Yeah.
[1865.6s] You wriggle free and you begin to fly back up, leaving this thing to fall back
[1869.6s] down.
[1870.6s] The bones, we're following it.
[1872.6s] So most of them are going over the edge through whatever force that's drawing
[1878.6s] them together have also followed down over the edge.
[1881.6s] And you're out of combat as maybe an eagle comes back up and over the edge.
[1887.6s] Well, we should probably make a break for it while we can.
[1890.6s] Cool.
[1892.6s] It's not been an eagle.
[1894.6s] Did it wreck that bridge that was held on by threads?
[1898.6s] Hold on by threads?
[1899.6s] No.
[1900.6s] Okay.
[1901.6s] Then, yeah, I say we keep going.
[1904.6s] You pick up pace and begin moving quickly towards the bridge and you get there.
[1909.6s] And yeah, like I said, it looks like it's hanging on by a thread.
[1913.6s] How do you wish to proceed?
[1915.6s] Well, if we have an eagle that can fly over, we have a cleric who can fly.
[1920.6s] Oh, also I can fly.
[1921.6s] So now it's left to the two fighter types and a ghost horse.
[1926.6s] Rax and I are both perhaps too heavy for this.
[1934.6s] Do we still have the magic carpet?
[1936.6s] I was just going to say, my eagle flies up and says, what about the magic carpet?
[1942.6s] Ka.
[1948.6s] Yeah, let's get the old carpet out.
[1952.6s] And I say, you tear and it unrolls.
[1957.6s] And I think we have made this work before.
[1962.6s] Yeah.
[1963.6s] I mean, you're flying.
[1964.6s] Thea's flying.
[1965.6s] So you've got tall gear, a horse.
[1968.6s] Just might need to make a couple trips.
[1970.6s] Yeah.
[1971.6s] Got to make a couple trips.
[1972.6s] How far is it?
[1973.6s] This is like the fox.
[1974.6s] It's like a riddle.
[1975.6s] It is.
[1976.6s] Exactly.
[1977.6s] We've got a sack of grain, a fox and a sheep.
[1980.6s] I like that you've created your own problem to get over this.
[1983.6s] I love it.
[1984.6s] I like how Carla was very logical about it.
[1987.6s] We'll do multiple trips.
[1988.6s] Here I am trying to puzzle together.
[1990.6s] How can we fit all three of them onto it at the same time?
[1992.6s] Someone's got to ride the horse, obviously.
[1995.6s] Turns out I'm not on good terms with the horse, so we can't take the carpet together.
[2001.6s] How much can his carpet carry?
[2004.6s] 800 pounds.
[2006.6s] How much is a demon horse?
[2008.6s] I don't know.
[2009.6s] Less than 800 pounds.
[2011.6s] 799.
[2012.6s] 799.
[2014.6s] I mean an adult horse, so says the internet, weighs 380 to 1,000 kilograms.
[2022.6s] Oh boy.
[2023.6s] Yeah.
[2024.6s] Okay.
[2025.6s] The heavy.
[2026.6s] But like he's part demon, so obviously that shapes like...
[2029.6s] Demon horses have hollow bones.
[2031.6s] Everybody knows that.
[2033.6s] We're all aware of this fact.
[2035.6s] Everyone knows that.
[2036.6s] All right.
[2037.6s] Get the horse on the magic carpet.
[2038.6s] Let's see what happens.
[2039.6s] This could take some convincing.
[2041.6s] Do we have...
[2043.6s] Oh, I can't cast spells when I'm an eagle.
[2046.6s] He has to go alone.
[2048.6s] And I think the carpet's going to push to its limit.
[2054.6s] All right.
[2055.6s] We're talking about this in character now.
[2056.6s] How are we getting the horse across a bridge?
[2058.6s] What if we tied a rope to the flying carpet
[2063.6s] and dangled the horse from the rope
[2066.6s] and then I with my strong talon claws pulled also upward
[2072.6s] relieving some of the weight of the horse from the carpet?
[2079.6s] I mean that's one plan.
[2081.6s] I'll do it too.
[2082.6s] I got big talons.
[2083.6s] Look at me.
[2084.6s] I'm a little tiny pseudo dragon.
[2085.6s] Yeah, you're an eagle.
[2086.6s] You're not much bigger.
[2087.6s] The end ball.
[2088.6s] You can fly underneath the horse.
[2089.6s] Try the tiny satchel or did you just disappear?
[2093.6s] No, I jumped out.
[2095.6s] Whenever you go, I leap.
[2097.6s] Oh, that's really good.
[2099.6s] That's very intuitive of you.
[2100.6s] Well, it's happened once before and you go to this weird place
[2104.6s] and there's no crackers there.
[2106.6s] I am skeptical that Rex will agree to this being bound.
[2114.6s] Does anyone know how to fix a rope bridge?
[2116.6s] Can we just fix the rope with our rope?
[2119.6s] That's possible.
[2122.6s] How damaged is the bridge?
[2124.6s] Is it really just the end?
[2125.6s] Is like the rope is worn?
[2127.6s] A person could step onto it.
[2129.6s] It's just frayed.
[2130.6s] What are you, a little horse, Russell?
[2131.6s] I mean it looks like a haunted house rope bridge
[2137.6s] that's got like the wiggle as you walk across it.
[2140.6s] We're all familiar.
[2141.6s] Yeah, that's what it looks like.
[2144.6s] You said it was quite frayed at the end.
[2148.6s] So maybe I will put some new rope on the old rope, tie that up.
[2154.6s] How far is it?
[2155.6s] Can I just zip to the other end, flying of course.
[2158.6s] See if maybe those are the weak points.
[2160.6s] Do the same thing.
[2161.6s] How long is your rope?
[2162.6s] I don't know.
[2163.6s] Normal rope length.
[2164.6s] 30?
[2165.6s] Yeah, sure.
[2166.6s] But I'm not putting the whole rope on the whole thing.
[2168.6s] I'm putting some rope at the end.
[2170.6s] You're good.
[2171.6s] I'm not re-roping the whole bridge.
[2174.6s] All right.
[2175.6s] I have one level of exhaustion.
[2177.6s] I can't be re-roping a bridge all day.
[2179.6s] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[2183.6s] It's magic.
[2184.6s] You know.
[2190.6s] Would it help if, and my satchel is still on me in my bird form
[2198.6s] and I kind of sat over to them and I'm like, look in here.
[2205.6s] I have the diamonds.
[2208.6s] Would that be helpful?
[2209.6s] You have what?
[2210.6s] You cut out right at that moment.
[2212.6s] I cut out.
[2213.6s] I have the diamonds.
[2214.6s] Would that be helpful?
[2215.6s] Oh, the jumpy diamonds.
[2217.6s] Oh, wait.
[2218.6s] Neither of you know what the jumpy diamonds are.
[2220.6s] No one knows.
[2221.6s] So OK.
[2222.6s] Carla knows.
[2223.6s] Nobody knows.
[2224.6s] No one knows.
[2225.6s] I am just a bird looking at two people wondering if these diamonds are going to help.
[2231.6s] Just a bird standing in front of another bird.
[2233.6s] Yes, the diamond.
[2236.6s] Trying to get a horse across the chasm.
[2239.6s] What are the jumpy diamonds?
[2241.6s] The diamonds are very pretty, but I don't know.
[2244.6s] These are teleportation diamonds.
[2246.6s] So if you were to throw a diamond and then look at a spot and then catch it,
[2252.6s] you will teleport to the place that you see.
[2255.6s] How do we communicate that?
[2256.6s] Can a horse do this?
[2258.6s] You can talk to horses Yanbook, can't you?
[2261.6s] Well, these more difficult concepts are a little bit hard.
[2265.6s] How does the horse throw it?
[2268.6s] Also, how does the horse catch it?
[2273.6s] Now, I also have a tome of thunderstep.
[2275.6s] Do you think you could open a book, say some words,
[2279.6s] close the book and then teleport itself to a place it can see?
[2284.6s] Guys, I can get from one place to another, but you need hands.
[2287.6s] Racks, work with me.
[2290.6s] Work with me, racks.
[2294.6s] Now that I've rope fixed the end of the bridge, can I go into the middle of the bridge,
[2299.6s] stand on it, and just jump up and down a lot to see how secure it is?
[2303.6s] Because I can fly, so it's fine.
[2305.6s] I just want to see, how is it?
[2307.6s] Does it seem secure?
[2309.6s] I know I don't weigh as much as a horse, but I'm putting a lot of movement.
[2314.6s] Here's another plan.
[2316.6s] What if we get the horse to cross the bridge with the carpet underneath the bridge,
[2323.6s] pushing up the whole way so that it's like the carpet.
[2328.6s] Oh yeah, the horse can't drive the carpet either.
[2333.6s] The horse has to take the bridge.
[2336.6s] The horse had problems with the astral plane thinking about going forward,
[2340.6s] let alone keep driving a carpet.
[2343.6s] Okay, listen, here's how you do it.
[2348.6s] This is where you lose a gath.
[2352.6s] She and the horse have to stay on the side of the bridge.
[2355.6s] This riddle is too much for us.
[2357.6s] She refuses to leave the horse.
[2359.6s] You know how we always focus on the horses a lot?
[2362.6s] Yeah.
[2363.6s] So should we just try?
[2364.6s] I'm just real scared to lose the horse.
[2367.6s] Me too.
[2369.6s] If it breaks.
[2371.6s] I mean, Russ would have to be a real dick right now for us to lose the horse.
[2375.6s] It's all I'm saying.
[2377.6s] And I mean, we've just brainstormed a lot of really good ideas.
[2381.6s] Okay, commit to your plan.
[2384.6s] I think you two should go on the carpet.
[2386.6s] You can go beside Rax.
[2388.6s] Rax can go across the bridge, and we will all go together as a group.
[2392.6s] But, you know, flying, flying, walking.
[2395.6s] How deep is the chasm?
[2397.6s] We don't know.
[2399.6s] Can't see the bottom?
[2401.6s] Can't see the bottom.
[2405.6s] Would you? Oh, here, hold on.
[2407.6s] And I want to fly down and see what's in the mist.
[2412.6s] Oh, see.
[2413.6s] Oh, no.
[2414.6s] This seems like a poor idea.
[2415.6s] I hate Russ's face.
[2418.6s] I'd like to fly into the dark mist, please.
[2421.6s] I changed my mind.
[2423.6s] Just did a real quick swoop drive by.
[2425.6s] Got close, had a real bad feeling.
[2427.6s] I did. I got to the mist.
[2429.6s] It was moist in there, and I just didn't want to get my feathers wet.
[2436.6s] And I fly back up, and I say, no, never mind.
[2440.6s] Come on, let's do this thing.
[2442.6s] Agath will, I guess, like, attach the bridle and like, you know, pull it over his head
[2449.6s] and, like, try and get positioned on the carpet to try and lead the horse across the bridge.
[2457.6s] Seems like such a bad idea.
[2460.6s] Oh, God.
[2462.6s] Don't have any spells for this.
[2464.6s] Wait, worse than having the horse try to throw and catch a diamond
[2468.6s] and end up in a location of its choosing?
[2473.6s] Oh, my God.
[2475.6s] I mean, for ranking though.
[2477.6s] We're so smart.
[2478.6s] I say we just, Russ is like, this is not where you guys are supposed to get tripped up.
[2483.6s] No.
[2484.6s] This is what happens always.
[2485.6s] If there was someone else here, I don't know how we've tricked Kristin into being one of us,
[2489.6s] but I swear if there was like anyone else we've ever played with,
[2492.6s] they'd just be like, oh, you see, you should just blank, blank, blank.
[2495.6s] And then there's always just some solution.
[2497.6s] It's the most obvious in the world.
[2500.6s] Can I call a physics professor real quick?
[2506.6s] Climb aboard the magic carpet, set up racks.
[2509.6s] All right.
[2510.6s] I will put my face right against his translucent, creepy,
[2515.6s] see the veins and muscles beneath face, that really sweet, terrifying face.
[2521.6s] And I'll be.
[2524.6s] Now you will walk in a straight line.
[2528.6s] Don't look down.
[2531.6s] Perhaps look at the board so you do not step between the boards.
[2535.6s] That would not be ideal.
[2538.6s] Look out in front.
[2540.6s] Move steadily.
[2543.6s] And we will make it to the other side.
[2546.6s] Do not fear.
[2550.6s] We have.
[2552.6s] Gods to find and.
[2556.6s] Terrible things to kill, and I know how much you love that.
[2565.6s] There is much recognition as you can get from racks.
[2569.6s] You get in that moment.
[2571.6s] You climb aboard the magic carpet and everybody sets off and racks
[2575.6s] takes that first step and you hear creaking and like pulling of the ropes.
[2582.6s] And it takes the second one.
[2584.6s] His weight begins to push the bridge down.
[2589.6s] You find yourself making your way slowly across this bridge
[2595.6s] till about halfway and one of them gives way, snaps.
[2601.6s] Kind of panics the horse in a moment.
[2604.6s] Shh. Shh.
[2606.6s] Focus. Focus.
[2609.6s] Horse steals and begins moving forward, stepping over the broken board.
[2616.6s] It's a very tense, long few minutes as you slowly make your way across
[2623.6s] until finally you step up and on to the other side.
[2630.6s] Collapse with exhaustion.
[2634.6s] Caw.
[2640.6s] It's a Caw of triumph.
[2644.6s] You turn and you look up these steps towards this castle before you, looming before you
[2651.6s] and you see carved into the wall above the door is a giant raven's head.
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[2728.6s] Oh yeah, this is what it looks like.
[2730.6s] Yeah.
[2731.6s] Oh, that's terrifying.
[2732.6s] Pretty gross.
[2733.6s] I like it.
[2734.6s] Gross.
[2735.6s] Then I want to, I want to take back my previous upset about Primsbane.
[2740.6s] Because it's cool.
[2741.6s] No, because it was-
[2742.6s] Orgas is fine, but fuck Primsbane.
[2745.6s] In a book, which means Primsbane didn't just like piece it together.
[2750.6s] Yeah, because this book exists in forgotten realms.
[2754.6s] No, but the monster likely does.
[2758.6s] Let's not think of that's how monsters work.
[2760.6s] Because they're in a monster manual, therefore they are natural.
[2764.6s] Yeah.
[2765.6s] Okay, fine. Fuck Primsbane. Fuck that guy.
[2768.6s] That's right. You can keep your, keep your business.
[2770.6s] Keep my anger?
[2771.6s] Back to the top. Yenbowl.
[2773.6s] I haven't gone yet.
[2774.6s] Oh.
[2775.6s] And I also haven't gone yet.
[2776.6s] Oh, Thea, sorry. I just, I was going down being like,
[2779.6s] they hit you in this order and I'm like, yeah, that's it.
[2782.6s] I can't tell you how many times Rossa skipped my turn.
[2786.6s] I think it's happened to all of us.
[2789.6s] I like how we're like, we are just completely railroading this thing.
[2792.6s] We're just like, yeah, listen, we're not passing this bridge unless you can promise us the safety of the horse.
[2797.6s] We need safety guaranteed for the demon horse.
[2799.6s] I need it in writing.
[2800.6s] Look, we're not saving Flint because if we save him, he's the end of the world.
[2804.6s] But this motherfucking horse is important to us.
[2807.6s] I'm putting up more fight for this horse than for any of my characters who have died.
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