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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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What's your business in Tether?

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In this particular case, we're mostly just on like bringing family back together and improving trade relations and you know just like one of those kind of boat trips.

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It's got a flag on it and the it's a it's a it's a teddy it's a bear it's a teddy bear holding up a holding up a trout.

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And we're gonna just give her a give her a go in the storm here with full sails and try not to get caught.

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Oh, okay. What else should we do? Should we tie things down? Everything looks pretty tied down.

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Yeah, if you got anything of great value, I'd probably put it below deck. Otherwise, bend over and kiss your butts and hopefully we make it.

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Sully begins to fly.

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This is not okay. Grab me with your lobster claw.

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Breaking through this fog, which fog is weird in a hurricane. I don't know if anybody wanted to point that out.

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No, we just want to let it go.

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Are your hands covered in butter?

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. He, him also with me today is Karla Maxted.

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She, her. I am playing Glim. Also, she, her. Dragonborn PAlydin. Also.

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Also. Amy More.

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Also. She, her and I play Sullivan Slate. Lightfoot Halfling Rogue who goes by he, him.

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And Tom Laird also.

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He, him and I am playing Moot, a half-orc, wild magic sorcerer who also goes by he, him.

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So many alsos.

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Alsos.

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Alsos. We could have mixed it up with some twos, but also felt right.

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Alsos good.

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Alsos good.

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You know what also is good? Is anything else on Patreon? Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. It's a good place also.

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There's all sorts of bonus audio and all sorts of other things over at our Patreon.

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Also hangouts.

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Also hangouts.

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Yeah, once a month.

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And producer meetings. Game time.

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And also, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, Emma Lorzo.

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Thanks Emma.

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Thanks Emma.

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Thanks Emma. Happy to have you here.

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You're also the best, Emma.

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Also the best.

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Thank you for also listening to us.

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Now we have to hop back into high action.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play.

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Is that why we went with like the subdued intro?

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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Now it's going to start popping off.

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High action!

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Is it high action because I'm literally in the sky?

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Literally in the sky.

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We're going to pick up right where we left off.

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No jumping.

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No jump cuts.

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It's windy.

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It's raining.

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Sully's in the air.

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What's happening?

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Things are flying off.

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You see...

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Hurricane.

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Dorben screaming.

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We've got to get to the end.

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Where did you go?

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I'm flying.

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I'm going to try and I don't know but okay, here it goes.

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And then I'm going to cast ensnaring strike at Sully to try to catch him with a mass of viney thorns.

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Okay.

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Magical vines.

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Magical vines so that I can then grab him and then just reel him in.

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Love it.

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It's going to tickle.

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You cast it.

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Is there a... how's the mechanic work?

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Is it an attack?

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I mean, I think I can just do it.

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It's a strength check to get out of it.

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I don't know, you could scream at me not to struggle.

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Lean into it.

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This one's fine.

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Let the vines take you.

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Goes against everything in my nature.

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Vines shoot out.

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Tiny thorns shoot out as well as they wrap around your leg.

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Ow!

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Oh, it's glimpses, Pokey.

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I know, I'm sorry.

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I'll heal you up a little bit when you get in but I'm just...

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Okay, can you try...

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Yeah, do that swimming thing.

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You know, you're kind of moving your arms.

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You're kind of pulling me by my leg.

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I'm going in the opposite direction as I'm swimming.

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I can back...

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You know, I'm just going to...

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Just relax.

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I'm just going to let you out.

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Just relax and I'm pulling.

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Going limp.

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Okay, you're getting closer.

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Okay, and...

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You're here.

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Thanks.

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You're here.

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I guess I'm going to just have to hold onto you like...

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Oh, no.

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No, thank you, ma'am.

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I'm not going to have this wrapped around my leg poking into...

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I'm bleeding.

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Do you want to see my blood?

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Is everybody back on board?

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I am bleeding.

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All right, send up the flares.

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You can do that, right?

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You and me were shooting fire and stuff.

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You could probably like...

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Countermeasures.

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Are people going to come and rescue us?

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No, I meant like the smoke flares.

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So we could be hidden.

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Do we tell them where we're going?

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Do you want him to throw seven different kinds of smoke?

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Yes, that's what I was trying to say.

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All right.

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I don't know if I can do that.

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Hang on.

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Let me flip through my notebook for a second.

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We just have to make it to the fog.

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I'm going to heal Sully's ankle from my lay on hands pool

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so that it's not injured.

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I'm feeling very guilty.

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Thank you.

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All right.

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Are there any flammable things that I can burn

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that won't burn the boat if I'm burning something else?

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Like what's on the deck?

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There's tarps, right?

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The ship that you're on?

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Yeah, there's like fabric tarps.

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I mean, they're all soaked.

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Because of the rain.

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I don't really understand what the captain's asking us to do

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because I feel like we're just drawing more attention to us.

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But I do have a fire breath weapon.

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So if all we need is some fire shooting into the sky,

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I can do that, but not smoke.

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It seemed he wanted smoke to like camouflage us.

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Is that correct?

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So maybe fire on damp fabric would just create smoke.

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I mean, it might.

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It's worth a shot.

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Wouldn't ignite?

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Sully, come over here.

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We'll pick up all this fabric or at least as much as we can hold

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and we'll throw it off.

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And while it's falling off the boat,

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maybe Glim can hit it with that fire breath.

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Sure.

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He's been holding on to her.

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And he starts to float into the air.

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Well, now that Moons focused on a different plan,

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I think his concentration on the fly spell is broken.

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Is it?

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So.

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See, he was probably concentrating on it

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without even realizing he was concentrating on it.

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Probably, yeah.

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Oh, God.

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I think that was all your fault,

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but I'm going to help you out with this top thing.

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I mean, it's very magnanimous of you.

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Hold on.

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Why are we listening to the captain?

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No offense, mister, but this is like a fucked up plan.

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We can't do smoke.

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They already know we're here.

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Should we just aim for the inlet and then get off the fucking boat?

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Grab an oar.

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Thank you, Sully.

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Jeez, glad you could get that through your thick skull.

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That's not very nice to talk to your friends like that.

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Another boat pun.

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A skull is a small oar.

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How many oars are there?

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Two.

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This is a small boat, hey?

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Sully, I really appreciate you teaching me

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that sometimes you can question authority.

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I'm going to start rowing.

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Hold on.

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Hold on a second.

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I'm having such a hard time visualizing this boat

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now that you've added oars into it.

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I know.

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Yeah.

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I mean, every boat has oars just in case.

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Of course they do, unless they're tall,

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in which case you can't reach the...

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Can we just dip our hands into the water?

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So how is there a downstairs?

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How is there a downstairs?

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No, you can't dip your hands in the water.

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That would be silly.

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I mean, that does, I guess, kind of exist,

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but there would have to be very deep harbors everywhere we went

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because there would be a lot of boat

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below the surface of the water.

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Also, perhaps on the way down the stairs,

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there are oars.

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Yeah, that's what I said.

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Well, I was picturing like...

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In like the old...

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Yeah, in like a massive old ship.

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Slave boat.

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Yes, exactly where you would go downstairs

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and then there would be people rowing down there

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is what I was picturing,

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but I don't think that works.

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You need one person on one side

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and one person on the other.

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And then just a lot of fucking hope.

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That's all we got.

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Two oars and a lot of hope.

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So we're down there and it's...

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Who is the other person on the other side?

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I think this is going to be a strength thing,

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so Sully is going to back out.

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Sully and Jonathan.

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Okay, good, because I was going to say,

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otherwise we're just going in a circle.

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Well, Jonathan's down there doing nothing, so...

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The two of you could probably...

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Yeah.

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Absolutely, my minus one

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and I'm sure his plus one is going to...

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Yeah, I statted Jonathan.

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Even right out.

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No, you did not.

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No, I didn't.

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All right, so I'm here for mostly like motivation.

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How's it going out there?

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And we got to do this at the same time.

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Not good, Jonathan.

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Grab the oar.

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All right, what do I do with it?

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You row.

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Row, row, row your boat.

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Okay, that's great.

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Gently down the stream.

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Yeah, give us time.

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Maybe pick up the pace a little bit.

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A little bit faster

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because we're trying to...

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I shit the bed on my roll.

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It's all I better do better.

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I rolled a nat 20, motherfuckers.

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Row this shit.

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I wrote 21, so I guess Jonathan is just there

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cheering, just setting the pace with his singing.

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You two are fucking great.

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We'll get out of the way.

271
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000
These pirates won't know what hit them when we...

272
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000
Win the day.

273
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000
All right, let's do this thing.

274
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000
The boat begins to course.

275
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000
Maybe you can hit the edge of the storm again.

276
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000
You've passed through the main bad part of it

277
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000
and you're heading towards this

278
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000
and Captain Dorban's up there

279
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000
and you're up on top too.

280
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,000
And there's large cannonballs flying

281
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:53,000
and hitting into the water as you're going.

282
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,000
It feels like they got the oar sorted out down there.

283
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000
And you start to make your way towards this fog

284
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000
and as you hit this fog

285
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000
or as this fog begins to envelop you

286
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,000
and the boat and the ship, I should say.

287
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000
It's a ship.

288
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000
It's not calling a boat.

289
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000
Don't get down on it.

290
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000
It's small, but it's mighty.

291
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000
Who are you talking to?

292
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000
Good tap talk for the ship.

293
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000
You're doing a great job, buddy.

294
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000
You're doing a great job, ship.

295
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:27,000
You feel like a little tingly all over.

296
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000
A little energetic?

297
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000
Yeah, like a movie.

298
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000
Where are the tingles?

299
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000
You got like the hair standing on end kind of tingle.

300
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000
Sure.

301
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000
You get a little energized, a little amped up.

302
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000
And the more you get enveloped by this,

303
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000
and you're seeing this very thick fog,

304
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000
and you've cleared most of the storm,

305
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:54,000
you see just the outline of the trailing ship behind you.

306
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000
Like, Dorban looks over at you and says,

307
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000
Hey, you feeling all right?

308
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Yeah, I feel good, but also different.

309
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000
Well, it's very exciting there, you know.

310
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000
A young lad like you probably hasn't seen that much excitement.

311
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:16,000
Well, I mean, I told you not a lot of time on a boat,

312
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,000
and yeah, let alone for pirate chase.

313
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,000
It seems like you're meant to come on to them 100%.

314
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,000
A little inexperienced lad like you.

315
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,000
I bet you haven't seen excitement like this.

316
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,000
Everybody else went down below deck.

317
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,000
We could be left moving with a predator.

318
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000
No, we're so sorry.

319
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000
It's like if you describe Star Wars

320
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000
as an old man takes a young man to a bar.

321
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000
Hi.

322
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000
Well, I forgot what you've said, but...

323
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000
Said I felt good.

324
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Good, right on. Yeah, that's cool.

325
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:04,000
Cool. All right, let's see if we can lose these fuckers in this fog here.

326
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000
Let's see how well they roll.

327
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000
The waters are still now.

328
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:19,000
You hear the sounds of the oars hitting the surface of the water

329
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000
and pulling you along.

330
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000
And...

331
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Dorben yells down and says,

332
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000
hey, stop, stop, I think we've lost them.

333
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:34,000
Everybody comes back up and silent for a moment.

334
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:39,000
You hear yelling off in the distance.

335
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000
Just orders being barked.

336
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,000
A lot of, can't see them, fog's too thick.

337
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000
That's how he gives a silent thumbs up.

338
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
And then...

339
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000
As you sit there in silence for a moment,

340
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,000
you hear the ship kind of move past.

341
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:04,000
You see just the barest image of it float by in this fog.

342
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
You don't hear them.

343
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
They've gone silent, too,

344
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000
trying to hear any noise that your ship is making.

345
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:15,000
And they drift off the way you were going,

346
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
but they keep going.

347
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000
You remain silent for some time

348
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:26,000
until Dorben kind of nods that he thinks it's okay.

349
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000
And as you kind of stir

350
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,000
and begin to kind of take a look at the damage of the ship,

351
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:41,000
you hear a song echoing over the water towards you.

352
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Everybody make a wisdom saving throw.

353
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
Oh, dear.

354
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
Well, seven.

355
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Now you've gone and done it, Russ.

356
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
Our one weakness.

357
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
That's right.

358
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
Nineteen.

359
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Thirteen.

360
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000
The distance you hear.

361
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,000
That thong, the thong, thong, thong.

362
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000
Ooh, let the dogs out.

363
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
So Sully and Jonathan.

364
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000
My pony.

365
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000
I'm done.

366
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Sully and Jonathan, you feel overwhelmingly compelled

367
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000
to find the source of this song.

368
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Does anybody else hear that song?

369
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Yeah, it sounds beautiful.

370
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
It's the most beautiful song I've ever heard.

371
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
It's so beautiful.

372
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
There's like a haunting aspect to it, though.

373
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000
No, but like in your soul kind of thing.

374
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000
It seems fine.

375
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
It's not really my thing.

376
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
It like shakes in your bones.

377
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
It makes you feel...

378
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000
You're becoming a ghost right now.

379
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
But I think that it's probably really important

380
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
that we find where this song is coming from

381
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000
because they can probably help us.

382
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
So I'm just going to...

383
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
It could be somebody in need.

384
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
It could be somebody who needs something.

385
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000
So we're just going to have to go down the ladder

386
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
off the edge of the ship.

387
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Jonathan, get the ladder.

388
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Ten points to get the ladder.

389
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000
OK, well, let's just take one step back.

390
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
If you were in need of something,

391
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000
would your solution just be to softly sing about it?

392
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000
I'm going overboard.

393
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Jonathan begins to run towards the edge of the ship.

394
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Damn it, Jonathan.

395
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
I want to tackle his legs

396
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
because I want to be the first to get there.

397
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
All right.

398
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Make a dexterity check.

399
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Or make it...

400
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Well, you can make an attack, a strength attack.

401
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Oh, OK.

402
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
As you're using your...

403
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
That's a three.

404
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Solid.

405
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Jonathan begins to run

406
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000
and Sully just drops to the ground.

407
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
I want to be first.

408
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
And then scrambles up behind him.

409
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,000
And Jonathan is moving to jump up and off of the ledge.

410
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Thorbin yells, stop them!

411
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
You're not going to get there first.

412
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
I pull him by his jacket.

413
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
I get one leg over.

414
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
I'm really short,

415
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
so I'm trying to hop over the edge of the boat.

416
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
It's difficult for me.

417
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
I'm going to try and grab them both.

418
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Oh, there you go.

419
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Scruff of the neck.

420
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Pinching the ears.

421
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Roll to grapple.

422
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
So roll a strength.

423
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
I'll just roll for strength then.

424
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
It's an 18.

425
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Yeah, because they're not even really

426
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
paying attention to you.

427
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
So you definitely...

428
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Also, much stronger.

429
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
I don't know about Jonathan.

430
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Maybe he's really buff.

431
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
We haven't said.

432
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000
I haven't seen him shirtless yet.

433
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
He's not really buff.

434
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
That works.

435
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Okay, okay, you two.

436
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
It sounds fine, but it's not.

437
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Let go.

438
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Just...

439
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Let go.

440
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
This is nothing to jump over the ship about.

441
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Listen.

442
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
It's really...

443
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Listen, I wouldn't expect you guys to understand.

444
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
You really haven't been anywhere,

445
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
but a song like this just doesn't come along.

446
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
And whoever's on the other side of it,

447
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
let me tell you,

448
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
probably my soulmates or something.

449
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
So...

450
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
That's what I was thinking.

451
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
Yeah, okay.

452
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
Nobody's your soulmate, Jonathan.

453
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
You're going to die alone.

454
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
We just got you out of the air though,

455
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
so I don't really want you now in the water.

456
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Like, maybe we could all just stay on the boat.

457
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Okay, and then we're going to all go together

458
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
to find the song.

459
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
We might do that, yeah.

460
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
From the boat.

461
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Let's do it right now.

462
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Let's do it now.

463
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
No, let's stay on the boat.

464
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Buddy system.

465
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
Yeah, on the boat.

466
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Me and Sully will go.

467
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
No.

468
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
You and...

469
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
No.

470
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Captain?

471
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
How compelled am I?

472
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Am I, like, fighting her compelled?

473
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Yeah, I mean, she's got you by the scruff

474
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
and you're very small, so...

475
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Well, true.

476
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
I could swing a few swings.

477
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Shh.

478
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Well, it all depends, like,

479
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
on how you just hold out.

480
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
It's an impossible dream.

481
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
I mean...

482
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:09,000
You see Captain Dorban looking out into the mist,

483
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
seeing if he can see anything.

484
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000
He says, well, it could be...

485
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
could be a harpy, could be a siren.

486
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
I mean, both of those sound very bad.

487
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
They're not great.

488
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
They both kind of want to eat your eyes

489
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
and suck the guts out of you, so...

490
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Oh, okay, you guys are going to stay here then.

491
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Yeah.

492
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
I would...

493
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Well, you know what?

494
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
You got to experience some things for yourself,

495
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000
so I actually think it might be different this time.

496
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Well, yeah, you don't know if you like it

497
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
till you try it.

498
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
That's right, so...

499
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
I agree, but maybe this one time,

500
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
we just put that one...

501
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
we sweep that one under the rug

502
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
and we just stay on the boat.

503
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Yeah, no, I think I'm going to...

504
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
I just got to...

505
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
I just...

506
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Glenn, listen, don't make me hurt you.

507
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Just let me go and find my truth.

508
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Yeah, we've got to find our truth.

509
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Shut up, Jonathan.

510
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
I'm trying to back you up.

511
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
I know, but I'm getting there first

512
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
and you're just...

513
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Mo, could you maybe...

514
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
I'm so sorry about this, you two.

515
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
I don't want to do it,

516
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
but I feel like you're not really giving me a choice.

517
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Maybe we should tie them up or something?

518
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Oh, okay.

519
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
I can't really just let my friend just...

520
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
No, we can't just...

521
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
I can't let my very, very good friend

522
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
and also Jonathan go...

523
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I think she said she was my friend.

524
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
And just get their eyeballs eaten out

525
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000
or some kind of mediocre music, honestly.

526
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Yeah, it's really not very good.

527
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Good luck tying this up

528
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,000
and the squirming that is happening

529
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
that Sully, the performance he's putting on is quite extreme.

530
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Is Moot going to come help me to tie these guys up

531
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
because they're being very unreasonable?

532
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
I'm going to grab one of those tarps

533
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
and I'm going to try to wrap them in the tarp.

534
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Just swaddle it.

535
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
That's nice.

536
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Yeah.

537
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Burrito-ing me.

538
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Get the arms so it doesn't hit himself in the face.

539
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Between Glim, Captain Dorban, and Moot,

540
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
I think you can overpower them.

541
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
So you swaddle them.

542
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Both of you can make a wisdom saving throw again.

543
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Quit playing games with my heart.

544
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
You can just hear it.

545
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Yeah.

546
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Distance.

547
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Two.

548
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Yep.

549
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Three and add a negative one.

550
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Jonathan, as he swaddled like a little baby,

551
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
he kind of comes out and comes to.

552
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Sorry, everybody.

553
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Sully, are you all right?

554
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Shut up, Jonathan.

555
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
She loves me.

556
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Oh, yeah.

557
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Well, no.

558
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
She probably does love you.

559
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
It's OK.

560
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
I'm totally of sound mind now.

561
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
You can untie me.

562
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
OK.

563
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Can you explain?

564
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Who gagged Sully?

565
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
I don't remember gagging Sully.

566
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
No, he's having a hissy.

567
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
He's just like become non-verbal

568
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
because he's so upset.

569
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
You know, like one does.

570
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
They are not allowed to get to their siren.

571
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
That's right.

572
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Yeah, I'm going to...

573
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
OK.

574
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
You got...

575
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Don't...

576
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
I mean, he could be OK,

577
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
but don't untie him quite yet.

578
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
I'm going to go take a look at some of the damage

579
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
and see if we can't patch up a little bit here

580
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
before we move on.

581
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
But we're probably going to want to move on pretty quick.

582
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,000
It's just in case something comes out of the fog

583
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
and gets us.

584
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
And those other guys are still out there.

585
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
So, like, OK, do you want me to...

586
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
I'll just start collecting the wood scraps

587
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
and we can try and...

588
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Please do.

589
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Please do.

590
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Put something together.

591
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
You can't fix my broken heart.

592
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Well, time will heal that.

593
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Heals all wounds.

594
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
I know it doesn't feel that way right now,

595
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
but he'll be OK.

596
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Captain Dorban and Glim begin collecting scraps.

597
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Moot, you're observing the two tiny babies.

598
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
And, like, you're...

599
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,000
That sensation that was going through you

600
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
hasn't gone away.

601
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
And it feels like it's growing.

602
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Like, it's building up inside of you.

603
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000
If I were to touch an inanimate object,

604
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000
would it do anything to, like,

605
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
lessen this building up inside?

606
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
You know, like, when you have static

607
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000
and you touch something and it, like, sets it off?

608
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,000
I mean, you can touch whatever you like.

609
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
I'm going to pat Sully on the head.

610
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
You pat Sully on the head

611
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,000
and nothing seems to transfer or move from you.

612
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
And this feeling still stays the same.

613
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Don't touch me!

614
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Unless, unless, unless, moot, moot, moot, listen.

615
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Yeah? OK.

616
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Listen, if you untie me, I swear to God,

617
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
I will never say a single bad thing again.

618
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
I'll never do a single bad thing again.

619
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
I'll give you back all the notebooks

620
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
that I took before.

621
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Have you been saying bad things this whole time?

622
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000
No, I just mean, like, I will try so hard

623
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
to be even better than I am right now,

624
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
but I just really need to do this one thing.

625
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
You know, you know, when you got to just,

626
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000
you just got to be true to yourself, right?

627
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
You understand that, right, Moot?

628
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I do.

629
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Roll persuasion at disadvantage.

630
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Because I'm in a burrito?

631
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Because you're a tiny, small baby.

632
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Well, I just rolled a nat 20,

633
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
so that's disappointing.

634
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Back to back?

635
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Maybe you'll do it again.

636
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
And a one.

637
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:16,000
So critically failed.

638
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Feel free to play that as you will.

639
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Moot, seriously, moot, moot,

640
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
I will fucking cut you.

641
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Let me out of here.

642
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Let me out of here right now.

643
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
I don't think that's really,

644
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
that's really necessary.

645
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Maybe we'll just leave you in there

646
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
a little bit longer.

647
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Have you calmed down a little bit.

648
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
You calmed down?

649
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
No, I'm pretty good.

650
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Just going to go over here now.

651
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,000
They take like two steps away.

652
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
So you fixed a lot of,

653
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000
yeah, you said you were in a rowboat.

654
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
You haven't fixed a lot of ships.

655
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
You fixed a lot of things?

656
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
I'm sorry, I'm not good at small talk

657
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
when we're trying to just do a little work.

658
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000
We don't even have to make small talk.

659
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
If you just want to give me clear instructions,

660
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
I'm happy to just get to work.

661
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
We don't have to.

662
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
I've been giving clear instructions

663
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
this whole time.

664
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
What are you saying?

665
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Oh, well, I wouldn't say that.

666
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Oh, where'd you come from?

667
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Oh, I thought you were watching

668
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
the tiny babies.

669
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
I took a couple steps away from Sully.

670
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
He was being belligerent.

671
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Your dingleberry is feeling okay?

672
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
What?

673
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Well, you said you were

674
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:20,000
tingling in the...

675
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000
I said the bathing suit area.

676
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Love him.

677
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Now you are a predator.

678
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Fuck.

679
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
I was just going to say.

680
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
What are you talking about?

681
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
We left him alone with the captain.

682
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:35,000
I'm even an adult.

683
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Is there something going on with your,

684
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
are you, mood, is there?

685
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
I don't know.

686
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
I feel a little weird.

687
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Did something happen when we were rowing?

688
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Well, I just, I feel a little weird.

689
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000
I don't really know what's going on.

690
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
In your private parts?

691
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
No, no, no, just kind of all over.

692
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,000
I guess there as well, but mostly all over.

693
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Okay, okay.

694
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
You see the hair on my arm?

695
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
It's kind of standing up.

696
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, you got that turkey skin.

697
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Yeah, I'm not really sure why that's happening.

698
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,000
I'm not sure why any of this is happening.

699
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Glam, you just got to put the wood down on the deck.

700
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
And then we'll...

701
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:23,000
I started calling Goose Flesh Turkey Skin as a joke.

702
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Now it's hardwired into your brain?

703
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Now it's what it is.

704
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Now I just said it as if that's what it's called and it's not.

705
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
I said it and I was like,

706
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Why did everyone make a weird face?

707
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Oh, God.

708
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
At least we got the name of the episode down.

709
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Right.

710
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Didn't mean to do that.

711
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,000
So I'm going to go down and get a hammer and nails.

712
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
You just lay out some boards here as best you can

713
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000
and we'll patch it up so that the water doesn't come down.

714
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
And if we get another storm, all right.

715
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Okay, okay.

716
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:11,000
So Moot, you're not feeling drawn to the music or anything, are you?

717
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:17,000
No, it's just I feel, I don't know, not that I have more energy personally,

718
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,000
but that there's more energy on me.

719
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Does that make any sense?

720
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Well, I mean, sometimes when I really feel like Bahamut is with me,

721
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
it's like the air is charged.

722
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Okay, yeah, yeah, kind of like that.

723
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Do you think Bahamut is with you?

724
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
That would be so cool if he was.

725
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
I mean, I've heard so much about him.

726
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000
You just talk about him nonstop and I haven't ever met him.

727
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
He would totally help us out.

728
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
He'd sing a way better song.

729
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
Oh, yeah, I would assume so.

730
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
That song just it wasn't good.

731
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000
I don't know why Sully is all like into it.

732
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Sully, how are you doing?

733
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Shut up unless you can untie me.

734
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Still not great.

735
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Not great.

736
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Make another saving throw.

737
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
There you go.

738
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Eleven.

739
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000
Ooh, it's significantly higher.

740
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
You did it.

741
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Did I really or are you just saying that I did it?

742
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
No, you did it.

743
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
I did it?

744
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Yeah, you met it.

745
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Oh my gosh, Glim, I'm so sorry.

746
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Listen, listen, I think I was under some spell.

747
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
It sure seemed that way.

748
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Yeah, I think so.

749
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Yeah, it seemed, yes.

750
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
I'm wrapped really tight in you.

751
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
It's cozy though, right?

752
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Yeah, it's kind of like relaxing and comforting at the same time.

753
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
It's nice.

754
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Yeah, kind of.

755
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
That's what I was thinking.

756
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Like with the sway of the ship.

757
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
I haven't been held like this in a long time.

758
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,000
It's the middle baby and we got some stuff to talk about like our new show.

759
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Like our new show.

760
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
It's middle time.

761
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Yeah.

762
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
New show you say.

763
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Well, a new season of our show, Facing Fate, you might have heard of it.

764
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
We're very proud of it.

765
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,000
And we'd love for you to go listen to Facing Fate Black Knight over in the Facing Fate feed.

766
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Please go listen to it.

767
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
It's very good.

768
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
We really like it.

769
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
I mean, we're a little biased, sure.

770
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000
But I think if anything, we're probably biased to not like it because we're those sort of people.

771
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000
So what I'm saying is if we say that it's good, you're going to like it.

772
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
And it's different.

773
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
It's not going to be like anything you've heard before.

774
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
We have a lot of fun making it.

775
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,000
And that's always like a telltale sign for me is when we're having a lot of laughs around,

776
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I would say the table, but over the Zoom call that I'm usually really looking forward to hearing the end product.

777
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Yeah.

778
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,000
We've been talking for a minute and a half and we've said absolutely nothing about what this season is about.

779
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:48,000
So what Facing Fate Black Knight is about is it's a show within a show.

780
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:58,000
So we each play several different characters on this live action role playing reality TV show with a dark comedy horror twist to it.

781
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:02,000
That's all I can reveal to you, because if I give you any more, then it reveals things.

782
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
I was going to say, that's all you get.

783
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:11,000
But it all will be revealed as you as the episodes are released and you listen to them and think, what are they doing?

784
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
I love it.

785
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
It's so crazy.

786
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
How on earth did they come up with this?

787
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000
The feedback I've seen so far is it's such a departure.

788
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
It's working so well.

789
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Oh, all right.

790
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Thank you, Veritas over in Discord.

791
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
I feel those are accurate.

792
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:31,000
So each episode that I've been editing, like basically up until the time it releases, because that's how I work.

793
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
It's just getting better and better.

794
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000
It's like we planned it this way, but we did.

795
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
We did.

796
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Yeah.

797
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
But we did.

798
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Absolutely.

799
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
So you can find Facing Fate wherever you download podcasts.

800
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,000
And we've got three other seasons up there that you can go listen to.

801
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:51,000
But Black Knight is the newest one and it will have new episodes every Monday until.

802
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Until they're done.

803
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
Until they're done.

804
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Kind of mid-August.

805
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
So I put 10 episodes this season and we should be seeing.

806
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000
But thank you for listening to us and to that.

807
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,000
And now we'll get you back to this show, Dumbgeons and Dragons, which you're listening to.

808
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Thank you.

809
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I guess we could have unswaddled Jonathan at any time.

810
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
He seemed to get over the song pretty fast.

811
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
He did.

812
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
He did.

813
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
But I mean, the captain said to maybe keep him wrapped up.

814
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
And I know, Sully, you're right.

815
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:21,000
I don't always need to do what the captain says because sometimes his ideas don't make sense and are kind of bad.

816
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000
But it's a hard habit to break.

817
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Well, I get it.

818
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000
I get it.

819
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
But sometimes you've got to break those rules.

820
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,000
How about breaking these ropes off of me?

821
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Well, I found the hammer and nail.

822
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
What are you doing?

823
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Don't let them out.

824
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000
What if they're just trying to tell you that they're not calling the siren?

825
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Well, it's just it seemed like they really couldn't help it when they were being called.

826
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
And now they're sort of just more normal.

827
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Sully was being quite abrasive before.

828
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
I'm real sorry about that.

829
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
I mean, more than usual.

830
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
All right.

831
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Well, you got to go swimming after them if either of them jump off.

832
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Is my personality too abrasive?

833
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
I'm going to take a deep, hard look inside of myself.

834
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,000
You got to go swimming after them if they go jumping off.

835
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,000
I'm going to go hammer down those boards and we'll get going here.

836
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
No, don't worry.

837
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
I'm not going to go in.

838
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Number one, can't really swim.

839
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Number two, like, I mean, I'm not going to let some watery bitch call me to my grave.

840
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Come on.

841
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
We got things to do.

842
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
A trade deal to broker?

843
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Yeah.

844
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Well, I was going to say like a destiny.

845
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
But yeah, you know what?

846
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Of course, you're right.

847
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
It's so silly.

848
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
I was getting kind of lost in the minutia there.

849
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,000
That's what I meant was we have a destiny to save the world.

850
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
And we can't do that if you get your eyes plucked out by a siren.

851
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Yeah, absolutely.

852
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:44,000
So I'm just going to wiggle toward you, meet you halfway, you know?

853
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Silly starts trying to roll.

854
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:53,000
But now all that hip action from when you were going up the mast actually sort of helps.

855
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
I'm inchworming my way over.

856
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:04,000
As you begin to roll, you feel like there's like a wave rushes up against the boat

857
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:09,000
and like it starts to rock and sway back and forth quite, not like heavily,

858
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,000
like it's going to flip or anything, but like something has bumped up against it.

859
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Oh, OK.

860
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:20,000
I'm going to get you out of your little swaddling there because maybe there's a,

861
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
I don't know what, but let's get you guys out of there.

862
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000
I think there's like an angry beaver something under there.

863
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Yeah, it's going to be bigger than a beaver.

864
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
We got to get going.

865
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
OK.

866
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Well, we don't have a sail.

867
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Who's on rows?

868
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Yeah, yeah, I can row.

869
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Yeah, I can do it too.

870
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Great, great.

871
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000
The two of you head down and start rowing.

872
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:48,000
And as you do, everybody on top of the ship,

873
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
so Jonathan Sully and Captain Dorban,

874
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:59,000
you see this wave arc up and over top of the boat and slam down on top.

875
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:06,000
13 bludgeoning damage to the ship as this water elemental

876
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:11,000
crushes down on top of the ship and wells up beside.

877
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Oh, what the fuck is wrong with this water?

878
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Roll for initiative.

879
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
21.

880
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
15.

881
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
7.

882
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Sully, you're up first.

883
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
I am.

884
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,000
This large water elemental is now up and over the side of the ship.

885
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
It has just crushed down in.

886
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
It's your turn.

887
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Like, what does it look like?

888
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Like a giant, like, wave of, like, energy moving through it.

889
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Like, the edges are cresting, like, the crest of a wave.

890
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,000
So, like, when the ocean plays with Moana a little bit?

891
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Mm.

892
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
OK, but, like, less playful and more, like...

893
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Trying to crush you.

894
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Trying to crush you.

895
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Me too.

896
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,000
All right, slice of water seems kind of silly, but it's all I got.

897
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:02,000
OK, and I take my frightful sword of reflection and I go to slice through the water.

898
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
All right.

899
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
That's for a 20, not nat.

900
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
That will hit.

901
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000
So that's nine damage.

902
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Glim, it's your turn.

903
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:16,000
So you felt, like, this crush down on top as you've gone down to hit the oar.

904
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Can I attack the water out the hole where the oar is going out?

905
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
What do you want to hit it with?

906
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Because the hole's going to be...

907
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Well, the oar, obviously.

908
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Like, porthole size.

909
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Yeah, I think then, yeah, I guess my only point of attack is, like, this tiny hole,

910
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,000
which isn't really going to...

911
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Can you cast a spell for me?

912
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Oh, actually, you know what?

913
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000
How big is this boat?

914
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
It's very small, we've been told.

915
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
It's very small.

916
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
I can just go upstairs on my movement and attack the...

917
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
You can just go upstairs.

918
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Yeah.

919
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
What the fuck was that?

920
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000
No, you must attack through the tiny hole and only the tiny hole.

921
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
I just want to let you puzzle it out.

922
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Okay.

923
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:02,000
So I'm going to go upstairs and I'm going to use the Vorpal Sword, but I also...

924
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
My attack happens, I'm going to do something else.

925
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000
So I'm going to attack the water with my sword.

926
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Okay.

927
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Like you do.

928
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
It's a 15.

929
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
15 will hit.

930
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Great.

931
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:19,000
11 slashing damage, but I'm also going to use Divine Smite,

932
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,000
so I get to do some radiant damage to...

933
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Radiate that water.

934
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000
19 radiant damage to the water.

935
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
What?

936
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Bam, bam.

937
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Tell me what it looks like when you rush up and call upon the gods.

938
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Well, so I run up with my sword and slash at the water,

939
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:44,000
and then sort of this divine glow comes out of the sword,

940
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:50,000
and I feel like it weirdly cuts through the water as if you were cutting

941
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,000
through butter or something, or almost like it sears it.

942
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Like maybe it goes...

943
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Like it steams a little bit because it's kind of burning it.

944
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Yeah, and you caught it at a point...

945
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
So steam is created.

946
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Like a water limb falls off, and it feels like it's getting smaller

947
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
with that hit.

948
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Absolutely.

949
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
It's Dorben's turn.

950
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000
All right, well, you're all doing a great job, okay?

951
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,000
I'm here just to tell you, I've been a little harsh on you.

952
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000
I thought you did a bad job when we lost the sail.

953
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
I thought you did a bad job when we tore up the things,

954
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000
but really all of this is leading to this moment,

955
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,000
and you're doing great work.

956
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Real team.

957
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Building camaraderie.

958
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Yeah, Dorben, we're doing a great job, aren't we?

959
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Yeah, absolutely.

960
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
This is him inspiring you all and giving you advantage

961
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
on your next attack.

962
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Is this...

963
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Is now the time to have this conversation?

964
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Absolutely it is.

965
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Look at the situation.

966
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000
We've got a water elemental.

967
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000
I mean, the siren hasn't stopped singing,

968
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
but we seem to be okay with that,

969
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
so we're just moving along from that one.

970
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And I think this is really going to work out for us.

971
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000
I'm just going to...

972
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Oh, you're back up, so you're not going to row.

973
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
I'm going to go down and see if I can start rowing.

974
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
You're doing great work, everybody.

975
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
I'm going to take Jonathan with me.

976
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Jonathan, let's go row.

977
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Row, row.

978
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
No, not sing.

979
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
No, the singing helps.

980
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
He'll get you really jacked up.

981
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
You'll get into the time of it, yeah.

982
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
The two of them go down and begin rowing.

983
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
You begin lurching forward,

984
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
and the elemental begins following you.

985
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Moot, it's your turn.

986
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Did anyone else feel like that was a pretty backhanded compliment?

987
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Yeah, they'll bet.

988
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,000
But at the same time, it makes me want to prove them wrong.

989
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Yeah, so it's kind of inspiring.

990
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
We are doing a great job, actually.

991
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
We've had no instruction.

992
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
We're doing great.

993
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
I think we're doing a great job.

994
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Let's get this.

995
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Let's do it.

996
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Let's see what Moot's got on hand here.

997
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
A lot of magic missiles looking at me dead in the face.

998
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Well, my other stuff is very much fire based.

999
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Yeah, me too.

1000
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000
And I don't think that's going to be super helpful at the moment.

1001
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
So let's cast magic missile.

1002
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Let's throw some glowing magical darts at this asshole.

1003
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
All right, auto hit.

1004
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Roll me some damage.

1005
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Auto hit.

1006
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,000
And I've got three of them.

1007
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Four and one is five.

1008
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
And another four is nine force damage.

1009
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Oh, ten force damage because there's a plus one on there.

1010
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Your magic missiles explode up and into this water

1011
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
and ripple through it.

1012
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
And the energy is dispersing.

1013
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Each one should be plus one, so 12 total damage.

1014
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
And it just is a little bit more than you thought it was

1015
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000
just a second ago.

1016
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
And I'm not going to get you to roll a d20

1017
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,000
because that energy that you're feeling built up,

1018
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
you get the tingles, it just explodes.

1019
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
So just roll the percentile.

1020
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Oh, boy.

1021
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
All right.

1022
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Yeah, this is what they call wild magic fog that you're in.

1023
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000
So every time you cast a spell, it's just going to do it.

1024
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
How is that even a thing?

1025
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,000
I said the same thing today.

1026
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
He really needed this fog.

1027
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
And then I found it.

1028
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
I'm into it.

1029
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
OK, here we go.

1030
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
That is a 23.

1031
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Magic missiles and then better just a little bit before.

1032
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
And then your skin you see in your hands

1033
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
and it begins to like crawl up.

1034
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
You turns a vibrant shade of blue.

1035
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000
OK, does anything else come along with this?

1036
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
No.

1037
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
OK.

1038
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000
You're just a vibrant shade of blue.

1039
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Hey, Moot.

1040
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Yeah.

1041
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Your skin's all fucked up.

1042
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Yeah, it's blue.

1043
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Yeah.

1044
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Is that supposed to happen with that spell?

1045
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
I don't think so.

1046
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
All right.

1047
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Well, it looks good on you, buddy.

1048
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Oh, thanks.

1049
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
It really brings out your eyes.

1050
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
You look great.

1051
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000
With that, the water elemental slams down

1052
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
on top of you, Moot.

1053
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
That's a natural 20.

1054
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Oh, shit.

1055
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Is this hit for Moot?

1056
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
But you were blue, which camouflaged you

1057
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
and the water couldn't really see you

1058
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
because you kind of already look like water.

1059
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Right.

1060
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
How many hit points do you have?

1061
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
That's a great question.

1062
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
I don't want to tell you.

1063
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,000
I just want you to tell me how much damage I've taken.

1064
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Don't look at mine.

1065
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Well, then you take 26 bludgeoning damage.

1066
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Oh, yeah, that's more than enough.

1067
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Oh, my God.

1068
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
So Moot goes down.

1069
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:34,000
He's blue, but he goes down hard.

1070
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Moot's looking at his hands

1071
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
and then it comes down on top of him

1072
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000
and he crumples to the deck, unconscious.

1073
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Holy shit.

1074
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Sully's turn.

1075
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Russ, one quick thing before that happens.

1076
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
I have a trait as a half-orc.

1077
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
When I am reduced to zero hit points

1078
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,000
but not killed, I can drop to one hit point instead.

1079
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Relentless endurance.

1080
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Go half-orc.

1081
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Yeah, that's nice.

1082
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
OK, retake.

1083
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Moot goes down hard.

1084
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000
You hear this like breath

1085
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,000
as he kind of like gets back up onto his knees.

1086
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Oh, thank fuck Jesus.

1087
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Really cool.

1088
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
He's still alive.

1089
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
I'm OK.

1090
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Sounded like the captain.

1091
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
He was waking up.

1092
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Somebody wake up.

1093
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Just a little bit.

1094
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Sully is going to slash at it again.

1095
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
No, he's not.

1096
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
He's going to reroll that because it was a one.

1097
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Jeez.

1098
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Real swings today.

1099
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Yeah.

1100
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
OK, that's only a 13.

1101
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Doesn't hit.

1102
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
OK.

1103
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000
But then, once per long rest,

1104
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Sully, can you shimmer gloom,

1105
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000
which is the dragon-hilt head

1106
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000
of the sword of frightful reflection,

1107
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:01,000
to make an enemy of my choice become frightened

1108
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
upon failing a con save.

1109
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
All right.

1110
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
We are killing it with using things today, guys.

1111
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
We really are.

1112
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
I don't know if water can be frightened, though,

1113
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
but I'm just pulling it out.

1114
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Let me check the condition immunities.

1115
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Frightened is not listed.

1116
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Although, I have to admit, full credit goes to D&D Beyond

1117
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
because when I downed my hit points,

1118
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
it was like, hey, do you want to use this thing?

1119
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Oh.

1120
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
It's like, oh, yes, I do.

1121
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Thanks, D&D Beyond.

1122
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
7 on the die plus 4 is 11.

1123
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Sully goes to, like, lean forward

1124
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
in, like, a intimidating kind of way,

1125
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
like, huh, expecting to scare it off.

1126
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000
It's like a little shimmer or, like, ripple in the water.

1127
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Can I roll again

1128
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:47,000
because I was given advantage from that rousing speech?

1129
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
It was inspiring.

1130
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000
OK.

1131
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Good remembering.

1132
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I'd already forgotten that happened.

1133
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
It just came to me.

1134
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
You're welcome.

1135
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
19.

1136
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
That will hit.

1137
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
OK, here we go.

1138
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I'm all lost.

1139
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
10 slashing damage.

1140
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
All right.

1141
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Oh.

1142
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Well, because I didn't think of it

1143
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000
because I was able to reroll my 1 as my thingy

1144
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
and it hurt me until after.

1145
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Yeah, that's fair.

1146
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
I did it.

1147
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
You did it.

1148
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
You strike into it.

1149
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
It is not frightened, and it is Glim's turn.

1150
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Am I able to do an attack

1151
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000
and also touch my friend with my action?

1152
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I'd say you're all pretty close.

1153
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
I do both of those things?

1154
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Like, it's not a bitch.

1155
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
OK.

1156
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
So, yeah, sure.

1157
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
It's more of a boat.

1158
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
No, for sure.

1159
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
It's all down to me.

1160
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Don't hurt.

1161
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Come on now.

1162
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
We've already covered this.

1163
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Appreciate it.

1164
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000
OK, then I am going to attack again

1165
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,000
with the Vorpal Sword, which is a 25.

1166
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Yep.

1167
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Ooh, baby.

1168
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Bad roll, but 8 damage.

1169
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000
And then I'm going to use my Lay on Hands pull

1170
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:57,000
to heal up Moot a bit, which is, I have 15.

1171
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
So we'll say 14?

1172
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Sally was just being a little bit of a baby.

1173
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Yeah.

1174
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
OK.

1175
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Yeah, you strike in and then reach down to Moot,

1176
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
who's still trying to catch his breath.

1177
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000
This radiant light begins to glow on you, Moot,

1178
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
and you feel the energy come back.

1179
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
You're able to catch your breath,

1180
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
and you feel a little bit more strength in order to...

1181
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
So wait, do I feel like the same amount of energy

1182
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000
I had before the last time?

1183
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Oh, yeah, your wild magic is popping off.

1184
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
OK.

1185
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Absolutely.

1186
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Yeah, I'm talking like physical energy,

1187
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
not like your tingly bits, your dingleberry energy.

1188
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Oh, OK, because that's what I thought you meant,

1189
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
and I was like, OK.

1190
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Yeah, no, but definitely your dingleberry energy

1191
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
is strong with this one.

1192
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
I don't approve of that name.

1193
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Dorban's still row, row, row.

1194
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
He's still doing OK.

1195
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I feel like we're making good headway.

1196
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
No.

1197
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
OK, keep rowing.

1198
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
We're barely out of the fog.

1199
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Moot, your turn.

1200
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,000
OK, I guess magic missile again.

1201
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Six and four is 10 force damage on that one.

1202
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
It hits and then rocks back,

1203
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000
and it slows its pace a little bit at this point.

1204
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
And roll percentile dice, please.

1205
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
That is a 19.

1206
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000
You can cast grease centered on yourself.

1207
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
It doesn't say you do.

1208
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
No, it does.

1209
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
You cast grease centered on yourself.

1210
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Because all of a sudden he's got chills

1211
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
and he's multiplying.

1212
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
Losing control.

1213
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
So yeah, your magic missiles go off,

1214
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
and then, Glim, you're right close to him.

1215
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Magic grease covers the ground in a 10-foot square

1216
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
centered on a point within range

1217
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
and turns it into difficult terrain for the duration.

1218
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
When the grease appears,

1219
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
each creature standing in it

1220
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
must succeed on a dexterity saving throw

1221
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
or fall prone.

1222
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
So we're all like whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,

1223
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
on the ground.

1224
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Benny Hill starts up, and so,

1225
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000
I mean, 10 feet, so Glim for sure.

1226
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Maybe Sully's out of this

1227
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
because a lot's happened to him already.

1228
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Yeah, yeah, Sully's out of it.

1229
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
So just Glim.

1230
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Dex saving throw, you said?

1231
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Yep.

1232
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
And it's centered on yourself,

1233
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
so you gotta make it two there.

1234
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
16.

1235
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000
14 for Moot.

1236
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,000
So it would be against your spell save DC there, Moot.

1237
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Spell save DC's 13.

1238
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
It gets slick, so it's difficult terrain,

1239
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
so half speed movement,

1240
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,000
but it's slippery.

1241
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
But on the positive side,

1242
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
it's also hard to stand up.

1243
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
And shiny.

1244
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
That's right.

1245
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
And that duration is for one minute.

1246
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000
And we definitely don't want any fire now.

1247
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
No.

1248
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:38,000
The water elemental's gonna take one more swing at you here.

1249
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
And try and...

1250
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Grease and water repel each other,

1251
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
like you know when you put...

1252
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Yeah, maybe.

1253
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
I feel like that's actually helpful for us.

1254
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Could be.

1255
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Everybody as...

1256
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Yeah, let's do it.

1257
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Let's see what happens.

1258
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,000
The wave wells up and over the ship

1259
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
and slams down on top.

1260
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Everybody has to make a...

1261
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Everybody who's on top, which is the three of you,

1262
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
has to make a strength saving throw.

1263
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Why is all the saves the stuff I can't do?

1264
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000
I don't know.

1265
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Why are we fighting a water creature

1266
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
when two of us have so many fire powers?

1267
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Eight.

1268
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Russ.

1269
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
It's like the deck is really stacked against us here.

1270
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
12.

1271
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Eight.

1272
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
But can I do it again,

1273
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
because I'm inspired and greasy?

1274
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Oh.

1275
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
The greasy part doesn't help,

1276
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
but yes.

1277
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
I mean, I was inspired as well.

1278
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Yeah, I don't think you've used your advantage yet,

1279
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
so yeah.

1280
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
20.

1281
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Greasy.

1282
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
I will stick with the original 12, thank you.

1283
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Okay, on a failure,

1284
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000
a target takes 13 bludgeoning damage.

1285
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
You don't have to say it like that, Russ.

1286
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Oh God.

1287
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
So you're gonna take 13 bludgeoning damage.

1288
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Okay.

1289
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
If it is large or smaller,

1290
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
it is also grappled.

1291
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Until this grapple ends,

1292
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
the target is restrained

1293
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,000
and unable to breathe unless it can breathe water.

1294
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
The saving throw is successful.

1295
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
The target is pushed out of the elemental space.

1296
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,000
So, yeah, Sully and Glim,

1297
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
you just wash away up to the sides of the deck,

1298
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000
but then you look back

1299
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000
and you see Moot up inside this water elemental,

1300
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000
spinning and churning within it.

1301
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
So, yeah,

1302
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,000
I will stick with the original 12, thank you.

1303
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Tumgeons and Dragons, Season 2, Episode 87,

1304
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
starring Amy More as Sully,

1305
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Carla Maxted as Glim,

1306
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Tom Laird as Moot,

1307
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1308
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More.

1309
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
This episode featured music from Kavin MacLeod

1310
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
and Epidemic Sound,

1311
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
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1330
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1331
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Begin to start rowing.

1332
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Again.

1333
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Begin to start.

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Always beginning to start.

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