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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Do you know how Aurel escaped the fate of the other gods?

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Maybe the Brotherhood has more information. Most of us just are thankful,

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but her power seems to be waning as well. She looks up and says, oh, Thea and friends.

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Macath, some things don't change.

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I seek the gods. I seek my god, who I thought abandoned us.

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If you find the gods, they will be able to help undo what Orcus has done.

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But you have no further insight from all your hundreds of mages.

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We know where they are not.

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It is more than I had before.

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We need to decide what we will do, how we survive without using magic.

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Use it when it matters.

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How long is it going to take us to find the gods?

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But how do we say that getting back to Flint to do a ritual that might not even work

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is worth the whole world?

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I think we also seek the gods.

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Good. Four swords better than one.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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He, him also with me today is Amy More.

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Yes, she, her, and I am playing Thea Amastasia. Also, she, her.

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And Tom Laird.

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Yeah, that's me, he, him, and I am playing Tulgier, who also goes by he, him.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her, playing Yenbul Nury, who also goes by she, her.

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And joining us again this week, because we just can't get enough,

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it's Kristin Flemmons from the Broad Swords.

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Can't get rid of me.

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Hi.

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We did not try to.

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Tricked you into coming back against your will.

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You think it's your idea.

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You know, that's a, that's a mind twist that I'm okay with.

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But yes, I will once again be playing Agath, god-lost,

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Cathlo Olavi.

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I think I screwed up my own name, but both she and I go by she, her.

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Goliaths are tough.

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Sometimes it gets smooth and then other times it's like, just call me,

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just call me A.

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Just go with Lady A, that name's never been used before.

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Never, not once.

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No, no, it's all good.

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Where we have another Goliath is over on Patreon.

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Amy plays that Goliath in another game.

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And I mean, secondary character to some of the other characters.

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But we'll come over.

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Wow, that's how we're starting this.

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So that's the kind of energy Russ brings when he's a player,

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if you'd like to hear that game where Tom is a very kind and nice DM.

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That's right.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, where when you are a patron,

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you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, Deej Deman.

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Deej Deman.

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Deej.

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That's right.

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Thanks, Deej.

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Awesome.

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I feel like I'm on an episode of Full House.

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Thanks, Deej.

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Amazing.

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Yep.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And now, fuck it, let's play.

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Your group has been in Bryn Shander for three days now,

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poring over the notebooks of the Arkane Brotherhood.

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You spent time with Macoth, tracing over the previous explorers'

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maps and writings, trying to piece together where the gods have been hidden or locked away.

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We hear Macoth speak.

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Luskin was a stronghold.

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Much like Waterdeep was.

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Orcus's forces, for a long time, could not break the barriers set up by the Brotherhood.

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We created a barrier, much like the one that looms

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low now over the top of what remains of Icewind Dale.

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This was before we truly knew the gods were gone and that our efforts were for nothing.

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In the coming months, the barrier we were able to maintain got smaller and smaller.

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We couldn't explain why.

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Nothing had changed.

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The spells were the same, our focus had waned marginally,

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but we had enough wizards to create a rotation.

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We thought it had to be an external force,

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something that Orcus and his followers were employing beyond our walls.

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Then death began creeping in.

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Seemingly beneath the barrier, trees and animals on our side began to die.

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Then people, healthy people, began to drop for no reason.

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One day they were helping the cause, the next they would cease to be living.

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Until they started to rise again.

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You don't know the fear until you're staring down a hideous enemy with an endless supply

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of creatures only to have your own turn into that which you are fighting on your own side

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of the wall.

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We didn't know what to do.

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We locked up in the tower with as many people as we could and blew the bridge.

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We lost so many.

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We could have saved more if only there was more time.

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We were shaken and lost focus.

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The walls came down and we were overrun.

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We narrowed our focus to protect the tower and now that it was closer,

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we could see the damage beyond.

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The fields of death, the forests gone, the rivers and ocean blackened.

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Orcus was winning and we were the ones helping him.

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We couldn't explain it.

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Magic draws from the land and the land is replenished by the gods.

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But when the gods were called, there was no answer.

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Did they leave us?

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Move on to another world that was in better shape?

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That was filled with more hope?

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Or were they trapped?

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We heard of a refuge here in Icewind Dale.

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A god remained.

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Aurel remained.

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Her own paranoia saved her.

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She was shielded by the blizzards of Icewind Dale and Orcus's followers

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couldn't find any towns let alone a god hidden within the storms.

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We came any way we could.

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Many were lost in the trek across Faerun and as we still are,

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we were scared to teleport or use any magic

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for fear of furthering Orcus's plans.

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It took months of travel to finally make it.

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We were less than half the number we were when we started but thankful to arrive.

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The blizzards parted and led us here to Bryn Shander.

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We've been here ever since.

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Orl could sense the gods had left the world

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but that they were still within reach.

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Not abandoned but imprisoned.

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Shrouded in a cloud of evil and death that she could not break through.

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Orl's powers are fading as well.

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The last known god fueling the entire world.

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The blizzard stopped and she diverted her energy to the barrier you came through

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which gets smaller every day.

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We began sending out scouts and wizards and explorers

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to try and find any sign of the gods or the place they could be kept.

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And so far nothing has turned up.

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We are down to only a few of our original number.

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Traveling through the plains of course is a dangerous task

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and what we found is that it is as unforgiving as it is here within the material plane

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as Orcus's reach extends throughout all known realms

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and the more life that is lost the more power he gains.

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We've received reports back from all the planes except these four.

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Avernus, Pandemonium, Carceri, and Limbo.

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But everywhere we've been the rulers have changed.

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Demon lords have been given control of the planes

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and present even more chaos than what could already be expected.

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Well, I'm so sorry for everyone you've lost.

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I have to say it's a little demoralizing hearing of this,

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but I mean we're here to help in any way we can.

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So tell us about Limbo.

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It sounds like the four worst places.

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So Pandemonium, that can't be good.

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Limbo, I mean-

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There's just a lot going on in Pandemonium.

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Yeah. What was the other? Avernus?

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Avernus and Carceri.

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Limbo is a plane of pure chaos.

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You could call it a roiling soup of impermanent matter and energy.

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Neat. How on earth does one find a god in a place like that?

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This has been the problem.

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Right. Have you tried tying a rope onto someone and then sending them in?

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Travel between all of these places happens through the astral plane.

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I was just trying to lighten the mood. It's not a serious suggestion.

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Shall I go on?

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Yes, can you please tell us about the other planes?

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Well, it doesn't get better if that's what you're hoping for.

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Pandemonium is a plane of madness,

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a great mass of rock riddled with tunnels carved by howling winds.

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It's cold and noisy and dark with no natural light there.

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Well, that one does sound quite bad.

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Now, Carceri is a model for all other prisons in existence.

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It's a plane of desolation and despair and holds layers of vast bogs and fetid jungles

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and deserts and jagged mountains surrounded by frigid oceans and black ice.

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I mean, I feel like that's probably the one we're going to need to go to.

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Would it be too literal to imprison the gods in a prison plane?

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Okay, all right.

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Macoth, what has been your experience of Orcus and his humor? Is he always so on the nose?

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He hasn't shown a great amount of humor.

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You know, sometimes the evildoers do tricks.

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I understand a lighter foe might throw a gaff or a guffaw.

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A quick pun.

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A quick yes.

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But no, just constant unending stream of undead.

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Death. Yeah.

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Great, great.

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And Avernus, one of the harder ones to get to,

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as we can't get to it through a planar portal,

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we'd have to find a way to enter the nine hells.

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Which hell is Avernus out of the nine, if you were to rank it from one to nine?

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Number one.

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Okay, wait, number one, like it's the best hell or it's the first hell?

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And is best the worst or is worst the best?

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Or is it the first one you can get to?

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It's very bad.

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Is it a layered, like a layered cake?

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What layer would it be?

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Were we going right to the bottom of the cake?

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Okay, how bad would it be if you went to Avernus and you ran into Tiamat?

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Because Tiamat is there.

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Or at least was there.

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I don't know if she remains.

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I mean, she probably wouldn't be thrilled to see this one.

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They have a bit of history, it'd be quite bad.

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Quite bad.

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Awkward could be a description?

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Really awkward?

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I don't know.

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Your relationship with her?

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I mean, I know you.

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I mean, they didn't date or anything.

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I don't think.

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No, she just killed my best friend.

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No big deal.

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Yes, exactly.

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Yeah, yeah, soup's awkward.

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Okay, well, I don't want to go to Avernus if we could just,

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like, because I mean, we can't go everywhere, right?

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So if we could just knock one off the list for now.

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Leave it till last.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I like your optimism.

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We will get through three others.

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I mean, hey, we could get lucky.

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First one we go to, we could, you know, get it rich

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and then not have to go to the other three.

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That is an option.

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Yeah, that's a possibility.

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I hope that's the case for you.

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I also don't like the sound of pandemonium.

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Dark, unending caves, madness, cold, also noisy.

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This sounds very bad.

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I don't have dark vision.

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That sucks.

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So not my first choice.

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Why don't we go for the obvious prison?

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Yes, perhaps Orcus is evil, but not imaginative.

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Perhaps.

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So you would like to go to Corsairi?

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No, we wouldn't like to go to any of these places.

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I don't really think a like is...

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That would be stretching it.

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Yes.

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Your wish is to start your search in Corsairi.

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Have you sent anyone else to Corsairis or Corsairin?

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I keep saying Corsairi.

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Corsairi.

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So neither.

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No.

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Okay.

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It's mystery option C.

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You did not list.

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Yes.

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Have you sent others to Corsairi?

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Yes.

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Yes, there was a band of wizards we sent and have yet to hear from.

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How big is this band?

252
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Standard Five, Lead Singer, Couple Backup Dancer.

253
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You've got the cute young one.

254
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You've got the blonde one.

255
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The blonde one.

256
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You've got the smart one.

257
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The one that is like weirdly older than the rest of them.

258
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Exactly.

259
00:14:50,879 --> 00:14:51,440
Exactly.

260
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One was about to go solo, but you know, we brought them back in.

261
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One all the girls fall for, but he's not into them.

262
00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:05,120
And Justin Timberlake is there.

263
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,080
How did you know?

264
00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:13,040
Sorry.

265
00:15:13,839 --> 00:15:15,679
How many wizards did you send?

266
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Three.

267
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Three wizards.

268
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So it was more of a trio then.

269
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Three.

270
00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:21,439
It was three.

271
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Yes.

272
00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:24,959
So more of a trio than a band.

273
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:25,439
Yeah.

274
00:15:25,439 --> 00:15:25,839
Yeah.

275
00:15:25,839 --> 00:15:28,959
Your humor is going to serve you well.

276
00:15:29,599 --> 00:15:31,679
Maybe why I'm still alive today.

277
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:37,360
Just because the world is all darkness and terror doesn't mean you can't try to find

278
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a little humor.

279
00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:41,199
Maybe every time I laugh an undead thing dies for real.

280
00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:44,959
This seems unlikely.

281
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:46,399
Well, I choose to believe it.

282
00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:48,719
How long have the wizards been gone?

283
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,919
They've been gone for nine months.

284
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:54,879
In my head, I was like two years.

285
00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:56,399
Much longer than I thought you were going to say.

286
00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:58,319
So they are unlikely to still be alive.

287
00:15:58,319 --> 00:15:59,439
Oh, but we can hope.

288
00:15:59,439 --> 00:16:06,559
The plane in and of itself is, we don't know much beyond what I've told you,

289
00:16:06,559 --> 00:16:08,799
if time passes differently or...

290
00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:12,480
Oh, God, you guys, we could end up being in there for like two days

291
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,680
and it's another 10 years.

292
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,039
Ross, don't even fucking do it.

293
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,920
I haven't written that down until right now.

294
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:18,720
Don't write it down.

295
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:19,680
It was my idea.

296
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,720
Get your own ideas.

297
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,120
Stop it.

298
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,240
If there's another time jump, I quit podcast.

299
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,080
Carlos out.

300
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,360
I have a question though.

301
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,440
I don't entirely know how the whole gods and magic thing worked.

302
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,560
I just kind of assumed as a druid that...

303
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:49,680
Nature was its own magic, but if it is truly that gods essentially fuel the world,

304
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,080
are they fueling our plane?

305
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,480
Are they fueling all planes?

306
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,680
Have the gods exited this plane?

307
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,400
There isn't enough so that we can't feel it.

308
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,800
So luckily we've got Oral just right here.

309
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:07,360
If we get to another plane and I use magic there,

310
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:12,960
am I going to be able to tell if the magic's going to be replenished?

311
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,400
And if so, doesn't that mean the gods are on that plane?

312
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,120
Yes, this is a brilliant question.

313
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:19,620
Thank you.

314
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:26,560
The experiences we've had from the wizards who've returned is that when casting,

315
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:36,640
if there is life remaining in the planes or any form of life, it too leaves.

316
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:43,920
So we have yet to confirm that theory.

317
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:51,840
Right, because you have not found the gods on a plane yet, so you don't know what will happen.

318
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,200
But doesn't that kind of answer my question a little bit?

319
00:17:55,200 --> 00:18:00,560
Like a god has to be on a plane in order for them to replenish the magic?

320
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:03,440
Gods don't live generally.

321
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:08,639
Oral is an anomaly.

322
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:09,759
Oh, okay.

323
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:11,599
That part I didn't understand.

324
00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:15,839
Okay, so they're captured and their powers are

325
00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:20,720
dampened or hindered, regardless of where they are.

326
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,599
Okay, well, I mean, it was a fair idea.

327
00:18:23,599 --> 00:18:24,720
It was such a good idea.

328
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,960
I thought we could just go to plane, dip in, do a quick spell.

329
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,839
Well, they're not here.

330
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:31,919
Maybe someone didn't think of it.

331
00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:40,799
The gods have been known to visit and stir, but they don't reside here.

332
00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:43,119
They live within their own planes.

333
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:51,359
Bahamut and Celestia, many of the devils and greater demons in the Abyss or Avernus,

334
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,240
all within separate levels of existence.

335
00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:02,960
Hence what makes them so powerful to be gods that they can impact other planes from other planes.

336
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:06,160
I'm learning so much, you guys.

337
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:11,120
So how does one travel to Karsari?

338
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:17,599
We would send you through a portal to the astral plane.

339
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:25,759
There you would travel through the astral plane until you found a portal pool.

340
00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:28,799
That would lead you to Karsari.

341
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,240
They are color-coded for convenience.

342
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,319
Olive is the color you're looking for for Karsari.

343
00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:40,319
Now, traditionally, we were not supposed to eat before we go in pools.

344
00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:42,559
Is that still the case for these ones?

345
00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:48,160
It's not as if you're swimming, more transferring through.

346
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:54,880
The reaction to teleportation is different for all, some experience nausea.

347
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:59,280
So if you're concerned about that, maybe pack a snack and eat it once you arrive.

348
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:00,640
Okay, will do.

349
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,080
I mean, should we get this show on the road?

350
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,760
Just one more question.

351
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,920
Were you being sarcastic about the color-coding?

352
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,120
No, they are actually color-coded.

353
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,320
Okay, this is good to know.

354
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:17,920
When we come back, we go the same way we arrived?

355
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,440
We'll go back to astral plane?

356
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:21,760
Yes.

357
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,360
And what color is this pool?

358
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,200
Is silver.

359
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,880
Material plane is silver.

360
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,320
And what about the other?

361
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,040
In case we go, we don't need to come back here every time.

362
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,800
If we go, we don't find.

363
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,880
The color of limbo is jet black.

364
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,080
Pandemonium is magenta.

365
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,240
Karsari is olive, and as we have said,

366
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,800
Avernus has no way to travel to it through the astral plane.

367
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,840
At least we can't accidentally end up in hell.

368
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,520
No, no, you can't, not Avernus.

369
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,560
Not through a pool, Amy, not through a pool.

370
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,360
You should know there are 18 total planes of existence

371
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,960
other than the material plane.

372
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,200
I feel like I'm really holding it all together with this,

373
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,600
but is this blowing anyone else's mind?

374
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:17,200
It is a lot to take in and learn.

375
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,640
I feel like since we've returned from the pyramid,

376
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,560
the world has gotten about 400,000 times more complicated.

377
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,480
Anyone missing the pyramid right now?

378
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,640
Actually, by anybody.

379
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,800
It's just you, Yenbil, I guess.

380
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,320
Well, I mean, yeah, the last 10 years

381
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,560
weren't so great outside of that pyramid.

382
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,360
Pyramid had the best bathrooms.

383
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,160
I can't even explain this bathroom.

384
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,280
It was incredible.

385
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,400
I would like you to try explaining the bathroom.

386
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,240
There was a fireplace, for one.

387
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:50,960
In the bathroom.

388
00:21:51,759 --> 00:21:53,120
Yes, that seems excessive.

389
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:54,799
Beautiful music.

390
00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:55,840
It was very large.

391
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,600
Smelled like, what was it?

392
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,720
Freshly baked cookies.

393
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,120
It was incredible.

394
00:22:01,759 --> 00:22:04,160
It's perhaps the best room I have ever been in

395
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,120
in all of my travels.

396
00:22:06,079 --> 00:22:07,920
And this was all for a bathroom?

397
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,240
Yes.

398
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,319
Yeah, I think of that bathroom often.

399
00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:11,600
Sounds like a fancy pyramid.

400
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,360
Yeah, it was.

401
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,640
Well, I'm just trying not to freak out

402
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,799
about all the different worlds who,

403
00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:22,960
apparently, Orcus has his paw in every single one of them.

404
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,000
Yeah, you could say that.

405
00:22:24,639 --> 00:22:29,919
Are there no other bad gods who are not happy about this?

406
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,359
Well, it is our understanding that

407
00:22:34,879 --> 00:22:40,079
the quote unquote bad gods are also missing.

408
00:22:40,879 --> 00:22:41,379
Oh.

409
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:42,879
Well, fuck.

410
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,240
So it was like he went out and gathered them all up.

411
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,399
I was kind of hoping the enemy of my enemy

412
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:54,319
situation, but he just took everyone who was equal

413
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,399
or more powerful than him and just rounded them up.

414
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:02,799
Yeah, it seems he promoted various demon lords

415
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,639
to control the different planes.

416
00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:09,279
We don't know who controls the four

417
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,200
that you are intending to go to.

418
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,200
Oh, I have some hopes.

419
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,500
Okay.

420
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:17,960
Mm-hmm.

421
00:23:19,619 --> 00:23:21,619
Care to share with the class?

422
00:23:21,619 --> 00:23:23,779
Old friend, Lipsinki.

423
00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:25,460
Is Lipsinki a demon lord?

424
00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:26,660
Sort of.

425
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:28,660
She was really moving up in the ranks.

426
00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:29,160
Oh.

427
00:23:29,779 --> 00:23:30,279
Yeah.

428
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,220
I can't say I've heard of a demon lord Lipsinki.

429
00:23:34,099 --> 00:23:34,599
Yet.

430
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:35,940
Yet.

431
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:38,180
When she puts her mind to something,

432
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,700
she really gets a job done.

433
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:43,940
But, you know, friendly face, I don't know.

434
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:49,700
Would a goth's horse Rax be able to join us?

435
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,200
Yes.

436
00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:54,660
Hey, Donnie, you want to come with?

437
00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,180
I'm giving you the option, buddy.

438
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:59,380
I don't think it'd be fair for me to just take you in my purse.

439
00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:00,660
Yeah, what am I going to do here?

440
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:02,740
Like just sit and wait for this little dome

441
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:03,779
to come down and crush me?

442
00:24:03,779 --> 00:24:05,059
No, let's go have some fun.

443
00:24:05,059 --> 00:24:06,420
I'll sting some demon lords.

444
00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:07,620
It'll be great.

445
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,620
Really, you're going to sting some demon lords?

446
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:10,900
Yeah, absolutely.

447
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,500
Oh, you're such a big boy.

448
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,620
Kids got moxie.

449
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,620
Get me close to the shorts or right up the pants.

450
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:16,260
It'll be good.

451
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:20,340
As you all know, demon lords wear shorts.

452
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,300
Well, cargo shorts, obviously.

453
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,020
All the time.

454
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:25,300
The most evil of attire.

455
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:29,540
They're very convenient, though, is what I hear.

456
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:32,100
White tank tops, cargo shorts.

457
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,220
That's what they are wearing.

458
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:36,420
It is the official uniform.

459
00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:37,460
You're telling me they got mullets, too?

460
00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:40,420
Tall white socks, sandals.

461
00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:41,380
White running shoes.

462
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,500
Oh, sandals.

463
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,380
Even more evil.

464
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:44,500
Very stylish.

465
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:48,900
You can sting anyone you see looking like that.

466
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:49,300
Great.

467
00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:50,900
You don't even need to ask first, just go for it.

468
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,980
Well, Tokyo's got cargo shorts on.

469
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:55,620
Oh, yeah, but look, no white tank top.

470
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,220
Oh, no sandals.

471
00:24:58,820 --> 00:24:59,140
All right.

472
00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:00,660
It's hard to adventure in sandals.

473
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:03,940
Closed-toed shoes.

474
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,060
Oh, yes.

475
00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:06,420
Recommended.

476
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,340
OHS will be all over your ass.

477
00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:11,380
You wear those closed-toed shoes.

478
00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:12,820
OK.

479
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:16,820
I think we're all in agreement, albeit freaked out,

480
00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:18,180
about all these different realms.

481
00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:22,740
Does everyone know about it and nobody talks about it?

482
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:23,300
Is this what?

483
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,140
We did not learn about this in Calumport.

484
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:28,660
Is it just magical folk?

485
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,180
I consider myself magical folk,

486
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,180
but I'm not a book learner in magical folk.

487
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:33,940
But do you just?

488
00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:39,220
Well, higher-level educators and those that spend time

489
00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:42,740
looking beyond our world.

490
00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:46,660
I feel like this should be something taught to children,

491
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:46,980
yes?

492
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:52,579
That there are roiling prison worlds?

493
00:25:52,579 --> 00:25:56,740
No, that there are 19 planes and here's the one you live on.

494
00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:58,500
Well, I mean, just so that that way,

495
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,180
if they're trying to save the world,

496
00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:01,940
this information doesn't come as a shortcut.

497
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,100
It's quite like a reeling right now.

498
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,140
I'm really trying to keep it together.

499
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:07,460
I feel like I knew, you know, about a few.

500
00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:11,620
Astral material, but not the abyss, et cetera, et cetera.

501
00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:14,500
I feel like I had a handful and there's like

502
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,940
so many more than a handful.

503
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:17,700
Is there anyone that has a ridiculous name?

504
00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:19,460
Oh, good question.

505
00:26:20,819 --> 00:26:21,620
Anything funny?

506
00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:24,100
Yeah, anything we could maybe turn into a little bit of a joke.

507
00:26:24,579 --> 00:26:26,420
You want me to just run down them?

508
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:30,740
Is this like just we want to learn all of the planes right now?

509
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:35,140
Well, if you can't parse it to pick the joke up, I guess.

510
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:37,540
And there's the beast lands.

511
00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:38,820
That one's not really funny.

512
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,380
There's Arcadia.

513
00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:42,820
Arcadia is a good one.

514
00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:45,620
I mean, pandemonium is pretty like on the nose

515
00:26:46,259 --> 00:26:48,020
for as far as like what it is.

516
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:51,460
Yeah, it seems a little too like obvious on that one.

517
00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:52,820
Mechanus, you know.

518
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,340
Yeah, that unfamiliar.

519
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:55,300
Ysgard.

520
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:58,340
I mean, there's none that's like, whoo, that's a zinger.

521
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:01,300
Okay, it's too bad.

522
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:03,700
Yeah, we'll work on that for next time.

523
00:27:03,779 --> 00:27:06,900
Yeah, a missed opportunity when naming the plane.

524
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:09,860
I'd like to learn more about, there's got to be nice ones, right?

525
00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,140
Where I mean, we're only focused.

526
00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:12,740
Yeah, yeah, no, no.

527
00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:15,779
The ones you're going to are the more chaotic planes there.

528
00:27:15,779 --> 00:27:18,660
I mean, Mechanus is a very lawful plane.

529
00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:21,700
Order is pivotal and key there.

530
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:27,299
And there's, you know, ranges on all sides of the spectrum.

531
00:27:28,019 --> 00:27:30,740
Does anyone need to rest up or heal up or?

532
00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,340
I mean, you've been there for three days.

533
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,940
Oh, it's been three days, guys.

534
00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:35,060
Never mind, let's go.

535
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:37,780
Yeah, let's set up this prison world.

536
00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:38,420
Let's go.

537
00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:41,300
All right, she hands each of you a belt with potions on it.

538
00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:47,620
You each receive a potion of water breathing, fire breathing.

539
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:48,120
What?

540
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:50,740
Okay, sorry.

541
00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:57,700
You know, when you're just so stupid for a second that you just really,

542
00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,660
you just can't even with yourself at this moment, like water breathing,

543
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,580
got it, breathing under water, fire breathing.

544
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,900
When would I ever have to breathe in fire?

545
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,220
And I was like, oh, no, you breathe out fire, Amy.

546
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:10,740
And then I just was really disappointed in myself.

547
00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:13,140
Breathing in fire, to be perfectly honest with you.

548
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:16,580
Am I swimming through flames and I need to breathe the flames?

549
00:28:16,580 --> 00:28:20,019
Because if so, I think I'd rather want my body to be protected.

550
00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:21,700
Is it breathing fire?

551
00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:24,259
I was right the first way.

552
00:28:24,259 --> 00:28:24,759
Yeah.

553
00:28:24,759 --> 00:28:25,259
No.

554
00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:26,580
Yeah.

555
00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:27,140
Really?

556
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:27,620
Yeah.

557
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:29,779
Well, then I was way too hard on myself.

558
00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:30,660
Amy, I'm sorry.

559
00:28:33,619 --> 00:28:34,339
Really?

560
00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:34,839
Yeah.

561
00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:37,460
I don't think it exists anywhere.

562
00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:39,299
So just, you know, make a note.

563
00:28:39,299 --> 00:28:41,859
Okay. I'm going to just trust people who have this written down.

564
00:28:41,859 --> 00:28:43,460
I'm Amy. I don't take notes.

565
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:43,960
Yeah.

566
00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:50,579
A potion of heat resistance, poison immunity, and acid.

567
00:28:50,579 --> 00:28:52,099
Oh, good. Poison and acid.

568
00:28:52,099 --> 00:28:54,019
Yeah. Well, they're two different things, obviously.

569
00:28:54,339 --> 00:29:00,900
And all grant you the ability to breathe in atmospheres that require such a potion,

570
00:29:01,619 --> 00:29:06,099
but also grant you resistance to damages incurred from those.

571
00:29:06,819 --> 00:29:09,619
Oh. Oh, guys, it's going to be brutal.

572
00:29:11,299 --> 00:29:14,500
If he's giving us a boon like that, this is not going to go well.

573
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:15,000
Okay.

574
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,779
It's not going to be great.

575
00:29:15,779 --> 00:29:16,279
No, it's not.

576
00:29:16,279 --> 00:29:16,900
It's not going to be good.

577
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,420
Oh, dear.

578
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:18,920
Yeah.

579
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:19,539
Okay.

580
00:29:19,539 --> 00:29:20,259
All possible.

581
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:26,099
Lakoth leads you to what looked to be like a community hall

582
00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:29,940
that they've turned into more of like base of operations.

583
00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:37,940
In the center, there's a giant drawn out runic transportation circle.

584
00:29:39,539 --> 00:29:41,539
She leads you to the center of this circle.

585
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,460
So it's a star gate.

586
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:44,180
It's a star gate.

587
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:45,779
Exactly.

588
00:29:45,779 --> 00:29:46,279
Yep.

589
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,140
She leads you to the center of this circle.

590
00:29:50,339 --> 00:29:52,740
Make sure, you know, it kind of checks your belt.

591
00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:54,819
Make sure you got all the potions you need.

592
00:29:54,819 --> 00:29:58,339
Is there anything else that you guys think you might want before you go?

593
00:29:58,339 --> 00:29:58,900
I don't know, man.

594
00:29:58,900 --> 00:29:59,779
We're so outmatched.

595
00:29:59,779 --> 00:30:00,500
Like, what could we?

596
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:01,000
Okay.

597
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,579
Let's just give it a shot.

598
00:30:02,579 --> 00:30:03,079
All right.

599
00:30:04,099 --> 00:30:05,460
Probably can't even use magic.

600
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,779
So there's me and Amy out of helpfulness.

601
00:30:08,579 --> 00:30:09,299
We'll see what happens.

602
00:30:09,299 --> 00:30:10,500
You can use magic.

603
00:30:11,779 --> 00:30:12,740
Use it wisely.

604
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,980
Yeah. One of us could probably die.

605
00:30:15,859 --> 00:30:16,980
Yeah, exactly.

606
00:30:17,619 --> 00:30:18,420
Sorry, Tallgear.

607
00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:20,980
Breaking case of emergency magic situation.

608
00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:25,300
I really needed barber skin.

609
00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:31,860
Just had to have it.

610
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:32,980
All right, here we go.

611
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,220
Hey, it's the middle.

612
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:43,060
So pickles and peanut butter sandwich.

613
00:30:43,060 --> 00:30:43,860
Yay or nay?

614
00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:44,660
Oh, never had it.

615
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:45,700
Not brave enough.

616
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:49,140
Seems not good, even just like texture.

617
00:30:50,980 --> 00:30:52,980
It seems like it's got a lot going on.

618
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:54,340
I feel like the pickles would be too wet.

619
00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:55,700
Yeah, that's what I agree.

620
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:56,340
Yeah, it seems.

621
00:30:56,340 --> 00:31:00,420
Well, they'd slip right out because peanut butter notoriously slippery.

622
00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:01,140
Yeah, but I don't know.

623
00:31:01,140 --> 00:31:03,059
You go to peanut butters and banana.

624
00:31:03,059 --> 00:31:04,980
Yeah, but banana has some stick.

625
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:11,059
Other than the shape, I'm not sure that pickles and bananas

626
00:31:11,059 --> 00:31:13,220
have a lot in common to make it like,

627
00:31:13,299 --> 00:31:15,380
well, we make peanut butter banana sandwiches.

628
00:31:16,019 --> 00:31:16,420
Fair.

629
00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:16,819
You know what?

630
00:31:16,819 --> 00:31:18,500
That was good enough for Elvis.

631
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:22,180
Well, for us, it was like the peanut butter slippery.

632
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:23,059
It could slip right out.

633
00:31:23,059 --> 00:31:24,819
Well, if banana stick in there.

634
00:31:24,819 --> 00:31:26,660
I said the pickles were slippery.

635
00:31:26,660 --> 00:31:27,779
It would slip right out.

636
00:31:27,779 --> 00:31:30,660
What if we're talking small gherkins that you don't cut?

637
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,500
That seems even worse somehow.

638
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:35,299
Like you just have a round ass pickle in your.

639
00:31:35,299 --> 00:31:36,900
Yeah, but small ones.

640
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:39,140
Listen, you guys, I'm going to do some market research on this.

641
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:39,860
I'm going to get back to you.

642
00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:40,660
You let me know.

643
00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:41,299
Give it a shot.

644
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:42,660
I want to hear how it is.

645
00:31:43,779 --> 00:31:47,779
Well, you know where I'll tell you all about my peanut butter pickle sandwiches?

646
00:31:47,779 --> 00:31:48,500
Tell me.

647
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,900
Over on Patreon, Patreon.com.

648
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,819
And I will post pictures to Discord.

649
00:31:56,819 --> 00:32:02,339
If Amy posts this information to Patreon, maybe,

650
00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,100
we'll also put it in our newsletter.

651
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:07,620
So you can go sign up for that too at demdragons.com.

652
00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:08,500
I'll do a full review.

653
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:09,460
There's a subscription link.

654
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,299
Yeah, I'll do a full review in the newsletter.

655
00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:15,859
I that's the kind of content you guys are looking for.

656
00:32:15,859 --> 00:32:21,940
I somehow feel like I'm nervous for Amy writing a check that I don't think she wants to cash,

657
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:26,259
but like she seems so committed to it and I want to support her.

658
00:32:26,259 --> 00:32:28,180
So like get it, girl.

659
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:33,299
Sometimes we record these interludes, but I don't release them because it's like

660
00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:34,500
we get other things going on.

661
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:35,779
We record other interludes.

662
00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:38,980
So maybe this one will be one of those and Amy will just eat a peanut butter

663
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:40,500
pickle sandwich for no reason.

664
00:32:40,579 --> 00:32:41,299
That would be amazing.

665
00:32:41,299 --> 00:32:42,579
No, I want to know when this is released.

666
00:32:42,579 --> 00:32:44,819
We'll just do a solo interlude like back in the day.

667
00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:48,019
Hey guys, it's just me, Russ here.

668
00:32:48,019 --> 00:32:50,180
Just coming at you because everybody's sleeping in the house

669
00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,619
and I stay up really late to edit these things.

670
00:32:51,619 --> 00:32:53,940
Just coming at you because I punked my wife into eating

671
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:55,940
a peanut butter pickle sandwich for no reason.

672
00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,619
Anyway, back to the episode.

673
00:32:57,619 --> 00:32:58,579
You're the worst.

674
00:32:58,579 --> 00:33:00,180
Yeah, that's me, the worst.

675
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,700
But yes, we would like you to come join us over on Patreon,

676
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:04,500
Patreon.com.

677
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,579
Dem Dragoncast where, hey, guess what?

678
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:11,460
Grancis and Flame McKins are looking to break out of the abyss

679
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:14,180
and they need your help by signing up with us

680
00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:17,060
and supporting the show that you are listening to right now.

681
00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:18,580
That'd be Dumbgeons and Dragons.

682
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:22,340
Just in case you needed a quick reminder because this interlude was random

683
00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:24,660
and we didn't talk about anything show related.

684
00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:26,660
You forgot what you were listening to.

685
00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:30,260
It was some sort of amazing culinary show

686
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,580
you'd accidentally started listening to.

687
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:33,300
That's right.

688
00:33:33,299 --> 00:33:37,139
It's the Great British Bake Off spin-off podcast that we're doing.

689
00:33:38,899 --> 00:33:39,700
Gross Canadian sandwiches.

690
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:40,980
Just wait for this episode to come out.

691
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:46,740
I don't know if Canada would be happy with us putting our name

692
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:49,539
with its name on the peanut butter pickle sandwich.

693
00:33:49,539 --> 00:33:51,059
All right, get Trudeau on the line.

694
00:33:51,059 --> 00:33:51,700
We've got this.

695
00:33:52,259 --> 00:33:54,019
One's got to include Miracle Whip.

696
00:33:55,779 --> 00:33:56,740
Yeah, there you go.

697
00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:57,779
That's the reason why.

698
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,659
If you all made yeah, it would have been out.

699
00:34:00,659 --> 00:34:01,619
But no, you blew it.

700
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,140
All right, everybody.

701
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:05,300
Thank you for listening to whatever this was.

702
00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:07,780
And we'll talk to you all later.

703
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:08,420
Enjoy the episode.

704
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:08,820
Okay, bye.

705
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,460
As you enter the astral plane,

706
00:34:15,460 --> 00:34:19,460
you won't be able to move yourself the way you're used to.

707
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:25,140
You will use your thought to move in a direction.

708
00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:29,619
You think forward, you will move forward.

709
00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:32,099
Back, you will move back.

710
00:34:32,099 --> 00:34:33,779
Yes, yep.

711
00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:42,420
And if you perhaps lose focus and start to think of other things.

712
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:45,940
You'll just begin spinning and spinning and no,

713
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:53,380
you'll just remain either in motion if you had started moving or you'll stay still.

714
00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:55,380
Will we still have our physical bodies?

715
00:34:56,179 --> 00:34:56,739
Yes.

716
00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:57,240
Yes.

717
00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:02,180
Is this just for being in the in-between-y stage?

718
00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:05,940
Yes, once you enter one of the other realms, you will.

719
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:08,340
I mean, as far as we understand,

720
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:10,100
you'll be able to move of your own volition.

721
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:12,100
It's just when traveling through the astral plane.

722
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:19,620
Can someone please hand me a couple daggers before I go?

723
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:24,180
She nods over to one of the assistants along the side

724
00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:26,660
and they run out quickly and after a few moments.

725
00:35:27,539 --> 00:35:28,339
And a scimitar.

726
00:35:28,339 --> 00:35:31,619
He pokes his head back in, nods, runs out,

727
00:35:31,619 --> 00:35:35,460
and comes back a moment later with two daggers and a scimitar.

728
00:35:36,019 --> 00:35:36,500
Thanks, man.

729
00:35:37,139 --> 00:35:40,579
Any other small weapons to take against demon lords?

730
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,420
Hey, shut up.

731
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,579
I don't have any spells.

732
00:35:45,379 --> 00:35:46,500
You do have spells.

733
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,059
I do have spells.

734
00:35:47,059 --> 00:35:48,099
We do have spells.

735
00:35:48,099 --> 00:35:50,179
No, I know this, however.

736
00:35:50,739 --> 00:35:51,779
Yeah, I get it.

737
00:35:52,339 --> 00:35:56,179
Well, if that is all, Makoth takes a few steps out of the circle.

738
00:35:56,179 --> 00:35:58,500
Is there like a magic word to activate it?

739
00:35:59,219 --> 00:36:02,980
You see two wizards along the side step up

740
00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:06,339
with books in their hand and begin casting a spell.

741
00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:09,299
Oh, it looks like it's lots of magic words, guys.

742
00:36:09,299 --> 00:36:12,579
Portal begins to swirl beneath you.

743
00:36:12,579 --> 00:36:16,179
The runes blend together and begin to light up.

744
00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:24,099
Below you, you see this light from somewhere else come.

745
00:36:25,059 --> 00:36:32,420
It's black and purples and like streaks of lightning beneath you

746
00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:39,219
and it lifts up and around you as you blink

747
00:36:41,219 --> 00:36:49,699
and you're suddenly floating in what looks like the deepness and vastness of space.

748
00:36:50,660 --> 00:37:02,260
Off in the distance, you see structures of destroyed stars and planets and meteors

749
00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:03,780
and comets zipping by.

750
00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:11,780
You see pools of color swirling off in the distance in no particular direction

751
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:14,020
and every direction all at once.

752
00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:18,420
Oh my god, I'm freaking out.

753
00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:27,060
You take that big breath and it feels like it feels like thick soup entering your lungs.

754
00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:31,860
As the panic sets in as this change in atmosphere,

755
00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:37,860
you release your breath and realize all is fine.

756
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:39,140
It's okay, guys.

757
00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:40,500
I'm not breathing water.

758
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,060
It's just it's still air.

759
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,020
Oh, okay.

760
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:47,700
I look around.

761
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,340
Does it look like any particular direction we should be going?

762
00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:51,940
Do we see pools?

763
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:52,660
What do we see?

764
00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:55,060
Yeah, we see a lot of stuff.

765
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:56,980
Yes, we see an olive garden.

766
00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:02,180
Is there one of those diagrams like when you go into the mall

767
00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:04,580
and it shows you where each of the diagrams?

768
00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:06,740
No, no dice.

769
00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:12,900
It's like you're in the middle of the Milky Way.

770
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:18,099
You see streaks of lightning happening in a storm over to the right.

771
00:38:18,099 --> 00:38:26,099
You see like inverted like broken down dead planets rolling by.

772
00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:33,220
You see like you feel gases or what you could describe as gases

773
00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:36,900
like rolling up as clouds passing around you.

774
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:40,579
Well, I don't think we should just float here.

775
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:43,380
Should we just go in a direction?

776
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:46,420
I don't have a better solution.

777
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:47,940
So, yes.

778
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:51,860
When we go forward, when Rax goes forward,

779
00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:55,539
is it like when you hold a dog just above water

780
00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:58,340
and the legs are going?

781
00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:59,539
It thinks it's swimming?

782
00:38:59,539 --> 00:39:00,260
Yeah.

783
00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:04,260
I was wondering, I'm assuming Rax is not.

784
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:10,180
I'm assuming Rax is not coping great with this.

785
00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:11,480
Yeah.

786
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,380
We'll give you that idea.

787
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:13,880
Yeah.

788
00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:18,420
And the whole thing about trying to think to go somewhere

789
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:20,660
might be a little bit much.

790
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:24,100
So, Rax and Donnie could.

791
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,540
Donnie's in my pocket.

792
00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:27,620
Yeah, yeah, Rax.

793
00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:31,380
Yeah, I guess Rax would be as you enter this space

794
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:35,780
and are seeing this and there's no ground beneath you

795
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:37,380
and you're just floating.

796
00:39:38,099 --> 00:39:44,019
Like there's, he's panicking and also not moving.

797
00:39:44,019 --> 00:39:49,059
So, like his hooves are kicking out and banging loudly.

798
00:39:49,059 --> 00:39:53,700
Can I use my mind link to speak telepathically to Rax?

799
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:56,180
Because I can do that to any creature within 60 feet,

800
00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:57,860
even if we don't share a language.

801
00:39:57,860 --> 00:39:59,300
Sure, absolutely.

802
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:01,380
And that is what I will do.

803
00:40:02,019 --> 00:40:05,140
I think I will probably go up to him

804
00:40:05,140 --> 00:40:06,980
and try and put a hand on him or something,

805
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:08,340
although he's a bit crabby.

806
00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:11,060
So I'm not sure if he's really going to want me to do that.

807
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,260
But I will approach in a calm manner

808
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:18,180
and speaking to him telepathically.

809
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:21,780
And I think he will also be able to speak back to me.

810
00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:24,100
Do they have to have a language period or?

811
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:24,660
I don't know.

812
00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,660
It just says you don't need to share a language

813
00:40:26,659 --> 00:40:28,339
with the creature for it to understand

814
00:40:28,339 --> 00:40:29,619
your telepathic messages.

815
00:40:29,619 --> 00:40:31,299
And it says creature, so.

816
00:40:31,299 --> 00:40:33,379
Maybe it won't respond to you,

817
00:40:33,379 --> 00:40:35,059
but maybe it'll understand you.

818
00:40:35,699 --> 00:40:38,259
Because maybe it would be like, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

819
00:40:38,259 --> 00:40:43,139
Like how you can communicate with an animal in a real life,

820
00:40:43,139 --> 00:40:45,059
but you don't share a language.

821
00:40:45,059 --> 00:40:46,259
Yeah, that makes sense.

822
00:40:46,259 --> 00:40:48,339
Like I tell my doctor to sit and she stares at me.

823
00:40:48,339 --> 00:40:49,059
That's how that works.

824
00:40:49,059 --> 00:40:49,559
Exactly.

825
00:40:50,819 --> 00:40:53,139
Yeah, I think, yeah, I mean, I'd allow it.

826
00:40:54,579 --> 00:40:55,619
You must be calm.

827
00:40:56,659 --> 00:40:58,259
We are safe now.

828
00:40:58,259 --> 00:41:00,659
We are going somewhere much more dangerous.

829
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:07,299
I think, I mean, I don't think that there's words associated,

830
00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:10,179
but I think at the suggestion that we're safe now,

831
00:41:10,819 --> 00:41:14,579
you get a distinctly horsey sense of fucking bullshit.

832
00:41:18,099 --> 00:41:19,059
Hard disagree.

833
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:23,299
We must all travel together in the same direction.

834
00:41:23,299 --> 00:41:24,339
And to travel here,

835
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,220
you have to think about where you want to go,

836
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,340
not just move your feet.

837
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:31,539
So if I want to go over there and I point,

838
00:41:31,539 --> 00:41:35,460
I think of going in that direction and I do that.

839
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,860
And hopefully that means I move over there

840
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:40,980
to show Rex what the heck I'm talking about.

841
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,940
Are you saying this out loud as well?

842
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,059
I don't know.

843
00:41:45,059 --> 00:41:45,940
I don't think so.

844
00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:50,500
Okay, so I think Agath is just sort of staring at you.

845
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:54,980
Because I'm just staring at Rex.

846
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,539
Cawking her head a little bit.

847
00:41:58,340 --> 00:42:03,780
And she'll just grab Rex's nose and head

848
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:08,739
and just be like, hush, the fight is yet to come.

849
00:42:08,739 --> 00:42:10,900
And just start trying to tow him somewhere.

850
00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:15,139
So maybe between the two of those things,

851
00:42:15,139 --> 00:42:18,099
we could try, should we roll animal handling?

852
00:42:18,099 --> 00:42:19,059
Like animal handling?

853
00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:21,059
Yeah, let's do that.

854
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:24,579
Or persuasion.

855
00:42:25,539 --> 00:42:27,299
I think animal handling is probably the best.

856
00:42:27,299 --> 00:42:30,900
But persuasion, no, I don't actually have a better roll.

857
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:31,539
Nevermind.

858
00:42:31,539 --> 00:42:33,059
I've got crackers.

859
00:42:33,059 --> 00:42:35,059
You want to nail a persuasion roll.

860
00:42:35,059 --> 00:42:37,539
Yeah, that just made me very hungry.

861
00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:39,539
15.

862
00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:44,340
You must be very hungry if the word crackers made you be like, oh.

863
00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:46,259
Well, I immediately thought animal crackers

864
00:42:46,259 --> 00:42:48,179
and that just made me really happy.

865
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:49,619
That sounds good.

866
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:55,139
17, because I have a plus nine in animal handling.

867
00:42:55,139 --> 00:42:55,639
Wow.

868
00:42:56,899 --> 00:42:58,819
Well, to control a horse like Rex, you'd need it.

869
00:42:58,819 --> 00:42:59,619
Yeah, I guess so.

870
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,139
It's true, it's true.

871
00:43:01,139 --> 00:43:05,059
Yeah, Rex is justifiably freaking out

872
00:43:05,059 --> 00:43:06,739
until between the two of you,

873
00:43:06,739 --> 00:43:09,940
you're reasoning as much as you can

874
00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:12,659
and slowly begins to fall in line.

875
00:43:12,659 --> 00:43:14,579
I feel like it's probably a little bit like

876
00:43:14,579 --> 00:43:16,980
trying to drive a tandem bicycle

877
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:18,820
with two people who are trying to drive it

878
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:19,539
a little differently.

879
00:43:21,619 --> 00:43:24,579
Just a little, I'm trying to tow him

880
00:43:25,539 --> 00:43:26,980
just through sheer will

881
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,420
and he's trying to do things

882
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:29,539
but it doesn't really quite.

883
00:43:29,539 --> 00:43:32,340
So it's just like, I imagine maybe the three of you

884
00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:34,579
are efficiently moving and behind,

885
00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:36,260
it's just like, chh, chh, chh, chh.

886
00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:39,059
It's like driving a stick shift for the first time.

887
00:43:39,059 --> 00:43:41,860
It's like, stop, start, stop, start, stop.

888
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:46,820
All right, you all begin propelling yourselves forward.

889
00:43:47,539 --> 00:43:48,740
Towards who knows what.

890
00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:50,179
Somebody roll me a D4.

891
00:43:50,179 --> 00:43:51,059
Oh, I'll do it,

892
00:43:51,059 --> 00:43:53,059
because I mean, this could be high or low.

893
00:43:53,059 --> 00:43:55,139
It doesn't, like, who knows what it's supposed to be.

894
00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:56,099
Could be anything.

895
00:43:56,099 --> 00:43:56,820
That was a four.

896
00:43:58,179 --> 00:43:59,460
Was four the best one?

897
00:44:00,099 --> 00:44:01,380
Four was the best one.

898
00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:03,139
Oh, I did it.

899
00:44:03,139 --> 00:44:04,260
It was always the best one.

900
00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:08,260
Time here is difficult to judge.

901
00:44:09,539 --> 00:44:11,780
There's no sunrise, there are no sunsets.

902
00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:15,619
You're traveling for a long time.

903
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,219
The astral plane,

904
00:44:17,219 --> 00:44:18,980
normally because you're not exuding energy,

905
00:44:20,019 --> 00:44:21,699
nothing really happens to you.

906
00:44:21,699 --> 00:44:23,460
You're just moving until you find a place

907
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:24,259
that you want to be.

908
00:44:24,259 --> 00:44:26,259
But you've been traveling so long

909
00:44:26,259 --> 00:44:29,699
and it's different, as are most things.

910
00:44:29,699 --> 00:44:30,579
But you're going to need to make

911
00:44:30,579 --> 00:44:32,500
a constitution saving throw.

912
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:37,380
I was going to say, do we have, like, mortal urges?

913
00:44:38,739 --> 00:44:39,779
Oh, nat two.

914
00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:45,219
Sorry, I just didn't like going right after Tom.

915
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:49,620
I also rolled a nat two, which brings me to a four.

916
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:50,820
Is this a con save?

917
00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:52,180
No, a five, a five.

918
00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:53,940
Then this brings me to a six.

919
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:56,420
And a six, because I have plus one on saving throws.

920
00:44:56,420 --> 00:44:57,620
So a six.

921
00:44:57,620 --> 00:45:01,140
I managed to really wrangle a hot six out of that.

922
00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:03,460
So Karla and I sucked this.

923
00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:05,460
I got a 17.

924
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:10,260
Okay, well, things aren't looking good for the spellcaster.

925
00:45:10,260 --> 00:45:11,140
We're going to fall asleep.

926
00:45:11,299 --> 00:45:13,460
Thea and Yen, no, you just, Thea and Yen Bull,

927
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:16,420
you tally one point of exhaustion.

928
00:45:17,539 --> 00:45:18,179
Well, then.

929
00:45:19,059 --> 00:45:24,179
And I guess at this point, you've been traveling for...

930
00:45:24,739 --> 00:45:25,059
Time.

931
00:45:25,859 --> 00:45:26,500
Time.

932
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,139
A time.

933
00:45:27,139 --> 00:45:30,259
More than what you could presume to be a day.

934
00:45:30,739 --> 00:45:31,379
Oh, jeez.

935
00:45:32,259 --> 00:45:35,460
Seeing all manners of celestial objects.

936
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:40,500
And you come across, up in the distance,

937
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:44,420
what looks like a very far distance.

938
00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:46,260
A figure of some sort.

939
00:45:46,980 --> 00:45:51,619
Did anyone else think that when we were going to be astral projected here,

940
00:45:52,179 --> 00:45:56,579
that we would be astral projected to the place that we needed to be?

941
00:45:57,219 --> 00:46:00,019
Yeah, I pictured like a room with a series of tubes.

942
00:46:00,579 --> 00:46:02,739
And you just pick whichever one you want to go in.

943
00:46:02,739 --> 00:46:06,420
I thought it'd be like a room of like water fountains, perhaps?

944
00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:07,539
Like, oh, sure.

945
00:46:07,539 --> 00:46:09,860
Yes, this is what I pictured to dip your toes in.

946
00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:15,139
Lots of water features and various colors that you can pick between.

947
00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:16,820
Instead, I'm just so tired.

948
00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:19,699
Is there sitting in this place?

949
00:46:19,699 --> 00:46:21,139
I mean, you can move your body.

950
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:26,820
Okay, I continue to move forward, but now in a sitting position?

951
00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:27,300
Yeah.

952
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:27,940
Okay.

953
00:46:27,940 --> 00:46:28,500
Great.

954
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,780
Way less tiring.

955
00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:30,099
Right.

956
00:46:30,099 --> 00:46:30,820
Well, I figured.

957
00:46:32,260 --> 00:46:34,099
Moving in no particular direction.

958
00:46:34,099 --> 00:46:37,940
And you're getting closer to this figure.

959
00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:38,500
Humanoid?

960
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:39,940
What do you guys think that is?

961
00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:46,099
The closer you get, you begin to see outlines of what could be skeletal remains

962
00:46:46,099 --> 00:46:49,380
that are getting larger, the closer you get to them.

963
00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:54,260
Anyone else thinking that they dropped off this poor band of wizards

964
00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,980
and they just never found their fucking way

965
00:46:56,980 --> 00:47:00,179
to the pool that they were supposed to get at and they just died out here?

966
00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:06,179
It's possible all search parties are still just in astral plane, wandering around.

967
00:47:06,179 --> 00:47:08,900
Well, I have a feeling a lot of them have probably done this before,

968
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:11,539
and it's probably easier to do once you've done it a time or two.

969
00:47:13,220 --> 00:47:14,019
That's a good point.

970
00:47:14,019 --> 00:47:15,780
But I mean, hey, they might all be dead, so.

971
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,579
Do you think that's who we are approaching,

972
00:47:18,579 --> 00:47:23,460
or this is probably one of Orcus's undead creatures, skeleton?

973
00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:29,139
The odds of us happening across the remains of this wizard party

974
00:47:29,139 --> 00:47:38,820
who went to our destination in a giant galactic universe type plane seem fairly slim.

975
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:41,620
Yeah, that's a good point.

976
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:43,700
It would be uncanny.

977
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:45,780
Things like that happen to us all the time, though.

978
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:50,260
The more you travel, these remains start to look gigantic to you.

979
00:47:50,260 --> 00:47:52,420
Oh, that's not people.

980
00:47:52,420 --> 00:47:53,860
I do not think that is the wizard.

981
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:55,780
How gigantic.

982
00:47:55,780 --> 00:47:56,420
Yeah.

983
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:57,460
And is it moving?

984
00:47:57,460 --> 00:47:58,980
It does not appear to be moving.

985
00:47:58,980 --> 00:48:02,660
However, there appears to be something moving on it.

986
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:03,860
Neat.

987
00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:04,500
Elaborate.

988
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:05,860
You see.

989
00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:07,700
Like bugs crawling?

990
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:08,180
Like what?

991
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:09,540
Yeah.

992
00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:13,620
From the distance you are at, it appears like winged creatures

993
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:17,860
crawling across the bones of this deceased being.

994
00:48:19,460 --> 00:48:21,860
Astral carrion eaters?

995
00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:22,660
Hopefully.

996
00:48:23,540 --> 00:48:26,500
I mean, I was under the impression that this was the in-between.

997
00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:30,500
Kind of like the bus stop,

998
00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:34,580
like the where you can get on many different buses from this point.

999
00:48:35,140 --> 00:48:36,900
Their eyes turn towards you.

1000
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,220
Three of these creatures.

1001
00:48:40,420 --> 00:48:42,260
Their wings shoot up.

1002
00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:48,260
They have giant bulbous skulls and elongated face

1003
00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:52,500
with arms that extend almost ape-like.

1004
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:52,980
Very cool.

1005
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:58,820
They have these giant claw-hooked wings on their back.

1006
00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:02,340
Their main body looks almost emaciated

1007
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:09,380
and they let out this hideous scream and begin swiftly moving towards you.

1008
00:49:11,140 --> 00:49:12,340
Let's roll for initiative.

1009
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,220
I'm going to put this dice away that rolled me the two.

1010
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:18,260
Into dice jail with you.

1011
00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:20,340
Oh, this room rolled me a two too.

1012
00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:21,860
Oh, that's nice.

1013
00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:22,660
So that's a four.

1014
00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:24,740
Twelve.

1015
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:25,780
Eleven.

1016
00:49:26,579 --> 00:49:26,980
Twenty.

1017
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:29,940
I don't really want to go first.

1018
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:32,019
I don't think you will be.

1019
00:49:33,619 --> 00:49:38,500
This creature with speed that is hard to describe

1020
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,380
quickly is in front of you and moves to attack Thea

1021
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:46,019
with a bite and a claw attack.

1022
00:49:46,019 --> 00:49:51,220
So that's going to be a 21 on the bite and a 21 on the claw.

1023
00:49:51,220 --> 00:49:52,820
Is Thea within five feet of me?

1024
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:57,380
I assume you would all be traveling close.

1025
00:49:57,380 --> 00:49:57,780
Cool.

1026
00:49:57,780 --> 00:49:59,380
I don't think we're social distancing here.

1027
00:49:59,619 --> 00:50:00,420
I think we're snug.

1028
00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:06,660
I will use a wording maneuver because I want to use all my post-its.

1029
00:50:06,660 --> 00:50:07,220
That's the goal.

1030
00:50:08,579 --> 00:50:12,340
So if a creature I can see within five feet of me is hit by an attack,

1031
00:50:12,340 --> 00:50:17,059
I can roll a D8 as a reaction and add the number rolled to Thea's AC.

1032
00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:22,260
I don't know what your AC is and if this has a chance of...

1033
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:23,140
Get more than a four.

1034
00:50:24,579 --> 00:50:27,860
I'll try once I identify which dice is a D8.

1035
00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:29,380
It's a three.

1036
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:39,300
Okay, so as this thing zips forward, describe what a goth does to try and block.

1037
00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:45,140
Yeah, I think it's like whipping out the shield and I think it's just habit.

1038
00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:51,620
You go to move your body to get in front of something and you forget to think yourself

1039
00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:57,460
forward and so the shield just doesn't quite get far enough out in front.

1040
00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:02,099
But if the attack still hits, you have resistance against the damage.

1041
00:51:02,099 --> 00:51:04,740
So you do have resistance against the attack even though...

1042
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:08,579
If I have double resistance now, do I not have to take any damage?

1043
00:51:08,579 --> 00:51:10,260
Because we already had resistance, right?

1044
00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:13,140
Well, you have resistance versus resistance, so you get half and then half, right?

1045
00:51:13,140 --> 00:51:15,620
So you get quarter damage, sure.

1046
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:18,740
Well, you only have resistance from her.

1047
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:20,579
You don't have piercing damage resistance.

1048
00:51:20,579 --> 00:51:22,099
You told us that we had...

1049
00:51:22,099 --> 00:51:26,980
I gave you potions for air, poison, water.

1050
00:51:28,579 --> 00:51:30,099
Fire.

1051
00:51:30,099 --> 00:51:32,019
Where's the pointy resistance potion?

1052
00:51:32,019 --> 00:51:33,539
I didn't give you a pointy.

1053
00:51:33,539 --> 00:51:37,539
Yeah, I thought you said we get resistance to take half damage.

1054
00:51:37,539 --> 00:51:39,539
Of the potions that I listed.

1055
00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:43,059
I thought you were giving us overall half damage.

1056
00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:45,220
I was like, this is going to be really bad.

1057
00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:46,740
All right, well, I'll take all the full damage.

1058
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:47,300
Give it to me.

1059
00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:49,380
Well, no, you get half because resistance.

1060
00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:50,660
Okay, I'll have half.

1061
00:51:50,660 --> 00:51:51,300
Geez.

1062
00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:54,099
You get four and then another eight.

1063
00:51:54,579 --> 00:51:58,259
Good use of the post-it note.

1064
00:51:58,259 --> 00:51:59,380
That's right.

1065
00:51:59,380 --> 00:51:59,940
All right.

1066
00:52:00,819 --> 00:52:02,099
It's your turn, Agath.

1067
00:52:02,819 --> 00:52:08,019
All right, well, now that I remember how to move and am angry,

1068
00:52:08,659 --> 00:52:10,259
I'm going to hit the one that hit Thea.

1069
00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:12,019
I'm going to hit it hard.

1070
00:52:12,659 --> 00:52:13,299
Do it.

1071
00:52:13,299 --> 00:52:14,019
Yeah.

1072
00:52:14,019 --> 00:52:15,219
That motherfucker scratched me.

1073
00:52:16,179 --> 00:52:17,380
Yeah, exactly.

1074
00:52:17,380 --> 00:52:18,579
How dare they?

1075
00:52:18,579 --> 00:52:20,099
Wow, there's so many weapons here.

1076
00:52:20,099 --> 00:52:21,139
What do I do with this?

1077
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,779
Choose a big one.

1078
00:52:23,780 --> 00:52:24,340
Mace.

1079
00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:25,060
Mace it is.

1080
00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:25,620
Three attacks.

1081
00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:26,420
Sure, go for it.

1082
00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:29,300
23 to hit on the first attack.

1083
00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:30,740
Yes, 23 hits, yeah.

1084
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:33,860
Got to be a 14.

1085
00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:36,019
This one's 13, so this one misses.

1086
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:40,340
And then yeah, that's another 20 something.

1087
00:52:40,340 --> 00:52:41,380
So two of them hit.

1088
00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,620
Ooh, two sixes.

1089
00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:47,620
So 18 damage between the two hits.

1090
00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:52,660
Your mace carves into this and there's huge chunks of flesh

1091
00:52:52,659 --> 00:52:54,420
that fly off of its body.

1092
00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:55,779
Did they move?

1093
00:52:55,779 --> 00:52:58,420
Like how does physics work if the chunks of flesh,

1094
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,099
like is it still-

1095
00:53:00,099 --> 00:53:02,179
Did they have to think they're flesh to the side?

1096
00:53:03,539 --> 00:53:04,899
I'm going to say inertia is a thing

1097
00:53:04,899 --> 00:53:07,619
because otherwise the world gets more fucked.

1098
00:53:08,339 --> 00:53:12,420
So yeah, if you hit it, it's going to continue moving.

1099
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:15,779
A lump of flesh in motion will remain in motion

1100
00:53:15,779 --> 00:53:18,019
unless acted on by an outside adventurer?

1101
00:53:18,019 --> 00:53:18,739
Exactly.

1102
00:53:18,739 --> 00:53:19,239
Got it.

1103
00:53:20,179 --> 00:53:20,899
Let's do that.

1104
00:53:21,460 --> 00:53:24,340
Because otherwise it's, yeah, it's too much.

1105
00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:26,820
It's so complicated otherwise.

1106
00:53:26,820 --> 00:53:28,260
Anything else you would like to do?

1107
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:33,780
I will just stay close and review my post-it notes until my next turn.

1108
00:53:34,740 --> 00:53:35,700
Yen Bull, you're up.

1109
00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:36,980
All I can do is cast spells.

1110
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:37,860
So that's what I'm going to do.

1111
00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:40,099
Sorry to whoever I'm killing out there in the world.

1112
00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:43,860
Please don't let it be me, please don't let it be me.

1113
00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:46,340
I'm going to cast Sacred Flame.

1114
00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:49,139
They need to do a deck save.

1115
00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:51,480
21.

1116
00:53:52,099 --> 00:53:53,460
Well, that'll do it.

1117
00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:54,980
So I think they take half damage.

1118
00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:56,340
I rolled a 14.

1119
00:53:59,539 --> 00:54:00,900
No, it's just nothing.

1120
00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:01,860
That's my turn.

1121
00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:02,500
Just nothing.

1122
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,180
Just some flame comes out and then.

1123
00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:06,180
Well, you know what?

1124
00:54:06,180 --> 00:54:10,260
There's no oxygen in space.

1125
00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:10,740
What?

1126
00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:11,780
Again, we can't.

1127
00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:13,059
I don't think we can get into that.

1128
00:54:13,059 --> 00:54:13,780
It's God Flame.

1129
00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:14,740
It's Radiant Flame.

1130
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:15,539
Oh, that's right.

1131
00:54:15,539 --> 00:54:16,340
It belongs there.

1132
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:16,820
It's its home.

1133
00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:18,019
Or something flame.

1134
00:54:18,019 --> 00:54:18,579
It's Radiant.

1135
00:54:18,579 --> 00:54:19,059
Something flame.

1136
00:54:19,059 --> 00:54:19,559
Yep.

1137
00:54:20,199 --> 00:54:21,559
It's Dreaming Dark Flame.

1138
00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:22,840
It's something else.

1139
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,360
It's complicated, OK?

1140
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,279
Wait, I actually will do something else

1141
00:54:26,279 --> 00:54:28,519
because I think I have bonus action.

1142
00:54:30,199 --> 00:54:37,000
I'm also going to cast Shield of Faith on Thea.

1143
00:54:37,799 --> 00:54:41,159
So a shimmering field appears and surrounds Thea,

1144
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,920
granting her a plus two bonus to AC.

1145
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,360
Ooh.

1146
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,400
Talgir, before your turn, well, all of you notice

1147
00:54:50,119 --> 00:54:53,639
there was movement in the air, quote unquote.

1148
00:54:53,639 --> 00:54:56,280
It begins to pick up and begin to swirl.

1149
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,079
And there's these clouds kind of roiling

1150
00:54:59,079 --> 00:55:01,639
around the area that you are in.

1151
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:04,680
And it's your turn, Talgir.

1152
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,000
Great.

1153
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,119
I love getting that information before my turn.

1154
00:55:09,559 --> 00:55:11,000
Fight the wind and the nail.

1155
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,519
Get those clouds.

1156
00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:13,159
It's perfect.

1157
00:55:13,159 --> 00:55:13,720
I love it.

1158
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,560
Love attacking the wind.

1159
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,400
I'm going to put my shield on my back

1160
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,280
and turn my battle axe into a two-handed weapon.

1161
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:27,800
And I'm going to take a couple swings at the nearest one.

1162
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:28,360
All right.

1163
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,320
First one is a 19 to hit.

1164
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,400
19 will hit, yep.

1165
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,560
Second one is a 23 to hit.

1166
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:38,280
Yes.

1167
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,600
That's 14 damage on the first one,

1168
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:42,840
14 damage on the second one.

1169
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,680
Describe to me the death of this one.

1170
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,760
Yeah, I mean, two-handed, like,

1171
00:55:47,559 --> 00:55:49,400
big old bastard chop to the neck

1172
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,600
and it takes down.

1173
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,920
The head comes loose and falls

1174
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,680
and the body, you see, goes limp.

1175
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,840
And in the same moment,

1176
00:56:00,039 --> 00:56:04,120
the image of this being begins to fade.

1177
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,000
And it's the other two's turn.

1178
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,120
And one of them is going to move towards Talgir

1179
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,320
and one towards Agath.

1180
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:15,960
The one moving towards Talgir is going to take two strikes.

1181
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:19,800
First one is a 14, second one is a seven.

1182
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,200
Neither of those will do the job.

1183
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:22,680
Well, beans.

1184
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,760
Second one goes towards Agath

1185
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:31,640
and is also, that's a 17 and a 10.

1186
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,800
I think you've got, like, a 800 AC.

1187
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:34,920
Yeah, that's, that's.

1188
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:35,559
At least.

1189
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:36,120
It's cute.

1190
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,600
Suck yeah.

1191
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,200
They're just flapping around them.

1192
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:40,600
That's right.

1193
00:56:40,599 --> 00:56:41,719
Very irritating.

1194
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:42,920
Pet, pet.

1195
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:44,119
Thea, it's your turn.

1196
00:56:44,119 --> 00:56:47,400
You see that Ceased one is fading from view

1197
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,239
and make a perception check.

1198
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:49,880
I'll perceive.

1199
00:56:51,079 --> 00:56:51,639
28.

1200
00:56:51,639 --> 00:56:52,199
Oh.

1201
00:56:52,199 --> 00:56:52,920
Fuck.

1202
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,440
You see everything.

1203
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,279
You have, like, that meme with the math.

1204
00:56:56,279 --> 00:56:57,159
The galaxy brain.

1205
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:58,519
I understand.

1206
00:56:58,519 --> 00:56:59,799
So you see a few things.

1207
00:56:59,799 --> 00:57:02,679
You see, like, the cloud around you

1208
00:57:02,679 --> 00:57:03,799
beginning to get thicker,

1209
00:57:03,799 --> 00:57:07,639
but beyond that, before it gets to be too thick,

1210
00:57:07,639 --> 00:57:09,639
you see more movement on the bones

1211
00:57:09,639 --> 00:57:11,319
of, like, more of these creatures

1212
00:57:11,319 --> 00:57:13,239
kind of peeking up and over

1213
00:57:14,759 --> 00:57:16,199
some of the bones.

1214
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:20,279
Guys, there's a lot more of these things over there.

1215
00:57:22,199 --> 00:57:24,679
Perhaps, perhaps hiding?

1216
00:57:24,679 --> 00:57:25,079
Perhaps.

1217
00:57:25,079 --> 00:57:27,159
We did just pick a random direction and go in it.

1218
00:57:27,159 --> 00:57:28,599
We could just go in a different direction.

1219
00:57:28,599 --> 00:57:31,719
Yes, we could perhaps hide in this cloud

1220
00:57:32,279 --> 00:57:35,480
or maybe there would be worse things in the cloud.

1221
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:36,359
I'm not entirely sure,

1222
00:57:36,359 --> 00:57:38,440
but forward is not the only direction.

1223
00:57:39,079 --> 00:57:40,039
What if we went down?

1224
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,800
What if we beat the shit out of these things in the clouds?

1225
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:44,920
I'm not entirely sure.

1226
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,480
Do we see the olive pool anywhere, Russ?

1227
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:57,079
Just roiling clouds and a bunch of bastard baddies.

1228
00:57:57,079 --> 00:57:58,760
Didn't really give us all the information.

1229
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,159
Maybe we asked too many things about jokes.

1230
00:58:02,519 --> 00:58:05,159
She got really sick of us and was like, yep, just go.

1231
00:58:05,159 --> 00:58:07,720
Well, you think she'd tell us where the pool was

1232
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,520
if she wasn't going to put us by the pool.

1233
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:11,400
I'm just saying.

1234
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,160
You drop someone in a city.

1235
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,280
I mean, how do you landmark things in this kind of plane?

1236
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:17,080
That's a good question.

1237
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:17,640
It's true.

1238
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,560
It's by the giant floating corpse.

1239
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:21,320
Maybe.

1240
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,240
It's by the big dinosaur bones.

1241
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:28,680
Yeah, I'm going to take my daggers out

1242
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,480
and I'm going to dagger the nearest one.

1243
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,240
My daggers in each hand.

1244
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:33,640
Daggers.

1245
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,640
I like how you ask for weapons

1246
00:58:35,639 --> 00:58:38,199
and ask for just a dagger and a scimitar.

1247
00:58:38,199 --> 00:58:39,319
Oh, well, I'm proficient.

1248
00:58:40,519 --> 00:58:46,279
Listen, I'm used to spells and I'm legit worried

1249
00:58:46,279 --> 00:58:47,639
of killing somebody.

1250
00:58:47,639 --> 00:58:49,319
That's only 13.

1251
00:58:51,319 --> 00:58:52,359
14, I think it needed.

1252
00:58:52,359 --> 00:58:53,480
And that one's a 19.

1253
00:58:54,199 --> 00:58:54,920
19 will hit.

1254
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,239
And here's the tiny bit of damage coming at you.

1255
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:58,519
Five.

1256
00:58:58,519 --> 00:58:59,960
You stab into it.

1257
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:04,519
You pull your blade back and the blood begins to swirl around.

1258
00:59:05,639 --> 00:59:09,000
And you begin to spin and you see all of your other friends

1259
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:09,799
begin to spin.

1260
00:59:10,599 --> 00:59:19,079
And these beings, you notice a look of panic in their eyes

1261
00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:20,199
and suddenly they're gone.

1262
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,400
Oh, I think we need to leave.

1263
00:59:24,599 --> 00:59:25,400
Can we?

1264
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:25,559
Yes.

1265
00:59:25,559 --> 00:59:26,119
Can we?

1266
00:59:26,119 --> 00:59:26,920
It's a bad sign.

1267
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,319
Move ourselves down and out of this?

1268
00:59:29,319 --> 00:59:30,279
You can certainly try.

1269
00:59:30,279 --> 00:59:31,319
Or up and out of this?

1270
00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,039
Or we need to get out of here.

1271
00:59:34,039 --> 00:59:35,639
Dive, dive, dive.

1272
00:59:36,759 --> 00:59:37,639
All right.

1273
00:59:37,639 --> 00:59:39,880
You all begin to dive.

1274
00:59:40,519 --> 00:59:45,800
Somebody, actually two people, roll me a d20, please.

1275
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:46,360
I'm on it.

1276
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,519
I've been rolling lots of twos lately and I just.

1277
00:59:48,519 --> 00:59:49,019
19.

1278
00:59:50,199 --> 00:59:51,239
Okay, I'll do.

1279
00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:51,719
Yeah, do it.

1280
00:59:51,719 --> 00:59:52,759
Do it, Kristen.

1281
00:59:52,759 --> 00:59:53,880
Oh, also a 19.

1282
00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:55,400
Oh, cool.

1283
00:59:56,279 --> 00:59:56,920
Twinsies.

1284
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:57,559
Wait, hold on.

1285
00:59:57,559 --> 00:59:59,159
Is higher better?

1286
00:59:59,159 --> 00:59:59,960
I know, who knows?

1287
00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:00,759
It's a cable.

1288
01:00:00,759 --> 01:00:02,920
You don't know where the things land.

1289
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:09,880
You all begin to spin in place and you're diving,

1290
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,719
but you begin to lose consciousness.

1291
01:00:11,719 --> 01:00:14,279
You begin to black out and you're fading in and out.

1292
01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:21,000
You find yourselves waking up an unknown time later

1293
01:00:21,639 --> 01:00:24,599
on dusty, gravelly path.

1294
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:31,480
You hear like a droning, howling wind

1295
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:36,280
and thunder rolling across the sky.

1296
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:44,760
You look up and the shadows that you see before you are black.

1297
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:47,000
You see movement within them.

1298
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:51,159
Beyond, there's this crack of lightning and this enormous tower.

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More.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons season 2, episode 86,

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starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia,

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Carla Maxted as Yen Bolnurri,

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01:01:08,519 --> 01:01:10,440
Tom Laird as Tulgeer Heavyfoot,

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01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,519
and Russ More as your dungeon master,

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with guest Kristen Flemmons as a goth godlos catho alavi.

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Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More.

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This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

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Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. A huge thank you to our supporting producers,

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Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Mark Hartless, Stevie, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian

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01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:38,760
Brown, Devin Michaels, Aaron Stevens, Eric Houlihan, and Ray Sirbeck. To support Dungeons

1311
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:43,000
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01:01:54,119 --> 01:01:59,159
at dumb dragon cast. Thank you for listening. Have a great week. We'll talk again soon.

1315
01:02:19,079 --> 01:02:22,519
That's the, you know, choose your own adventure at that point where...

1316
01:02:22,519 --> 01:02:23,079
Oh, perfect.

1317
01:02:23,079 --> 01:02:23,719
Yeah.

1318
01:02:23,719 --> 01:02:24,679
Oh, I had a good question.

1319
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Does Thea have a question or does Amy have a question?

1320
01:02:26,199 --> 01:02:27,320
No, Thea has a question.

1321
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,119
I, I don't... Christian, why are you laughing at me?

1322
01:02:34,119 --> 01:02:38,119
I'm trying to form words in my head and then make them come out of my mouth.

1323
01:02:38,599 --> 01:02:41,000
All this world building that we should have done like eight years ago.

1324
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What'd be the fun in that? Let's just do it all in two episodes.

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Yeah.

1326
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:48,840
Exactly.

1327
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I didn't look up.

1328
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That's a really good question.

1329
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:55,960
Well, I mean, it's no use getting to the astral plane and then being like,

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ooh, eeny, meeny, miny.

1331
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I'd love to know the colors.

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Silver.

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The colors of...

1334
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:02,200
Okay.

1335
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Oh, silver.

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