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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Sounds delicious.

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And believable.

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But perhaps we can ask to talk to whoever the ruler is of this place?

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And just explain it back to them in a way, like, as outsiders.

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Yeah, like, you're too close to the problem.

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Maybe Moot can draw some pictures.

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Oh, I could try?

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Yes.

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Just point us in the right direction. I'm sure we can get there.

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That way.

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Oh, so up the stairs.

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Oh, quite up.

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Yeah, squarely.

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Okay.

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You can't go down until you go up.

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What am I?

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I can't get down.

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I get knocked down.

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But I get up again.

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Arian incoming!

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Get smearing!

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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He, Him, also with me today is Karla Maxted.

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She, Her.

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I am playing Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin.

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Also She, Her.

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And Amy More.

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That's me.

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She, Her.

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And I play Sullivan Sleight, a lightfoot halfling rogue.

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He, Him.

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And Tom Laird.

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He, Him.

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And I'm playing Moot, who is a half-orc, wild magic sorcerer who also goes by He, Him.

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I like how, no matter where I say Tom's name, there's always this little shock and surprise

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in his face every time I call him.

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Even if it's last and you know it has to be notes.

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Me?

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Is it my turn now?

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I just liked it and wanted to point it out.

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Thank you.

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Fair enough.

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For being here, everybody.

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Especially after last episode, because it all would have been very easy just

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to walk out after that and be like, well, we can't go anywhere from here.

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Bye!

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Nope, we peaked.

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That's as good as it's going to get, folks.

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But yes, thank you for being here, listening to us.

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We really appreciate you.

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Yeah, just thanks for coming back and giving us a second chance.

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We dedicate an episode to a patron every single time.

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And today's episode is dedicated to Al.

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Thanks, Al.

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Thanks, Al.

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Thank you, Al.

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Just Al.

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Just Al.

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No last name provided.

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Just Al.

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I love it.

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That is tight.

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It's short.

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It's to the point.

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It's a power move.

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It's Cher.

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It's Madonna.

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It's Al.

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It's Doc Ock.

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It's Alfred Molina.

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Could be just incognito there.

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Got that real sneaky, sneaky supporting patron kind of vibe about him.

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Yep, absolutely.

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Thanks, Al.

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Thanks, Al.

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Join us today at Patreon.com.

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We'd love to have you over there.

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Let's play and see what happens.

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Energy's down.

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We're a little tired because we're heading up those stairs.

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It's been a long, long climb up the stairs.

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Guys, my legs are real tired.

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I know.

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There's so much smaller than yours.

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Your quads hurt?

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Yeah, I know.

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I did have to carry you.

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But that's fine.

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I don't mind doing it.

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I was only for 10 minutes.

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I know.

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You're totally right.

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We should scoot because now we have to get in there and see.

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Are we ready to see the cane?

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Well, I think we're going to see Marion first.

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Oh, you're right.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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That's probably hurt with the cane.

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Moo, are you OK?

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Yeah, just a little out of breath.

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I mean, it turns out that Glim's just got those really big calves so she can

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do the stairs super fast.

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It was tough to keep up.

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Guys, I got the meat sweats.

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I can't eat all those ribs before we went up all these stairs.

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Before a workout, I don't typically eat just a lot of fatty, saucy meat.

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It was delicious.

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OK.

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But...

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I'm going to write that down because I thought that was what you were supposed to do.

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It's not what I do.

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I mean, maybe to each their own, but it's not my recommended strategy.

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It's real heavy.

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Way down in there.

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Hi.

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Oh, Marion?

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Yeah, that's me.

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What are you doing behind us?

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Have you been walking up behind us this whole time?

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Well, you passed me back there when you said,

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is that Marion with the cane?

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But then you kept walking, talking about the meat sweats.

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Oh, I don't recall, Santa.

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I'm so sorry.

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No.

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I have visions.

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That's fine.

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You're here to see King Fimbar?

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Borwyn?

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Yeah, yes.

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Yes, we are.

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Yes, we are.

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Do you need us to sign a guest book?

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Yeah.

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Or is there like a wand where you whoop, whoop, whoop, just make sure to see about...

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I don't know your protocols.

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Well, we have inkwells and paper.

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I don't know what magic you're casting.

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Come on over.

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Oh, yeah, you can go first.

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Yeah, I know.

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Besides, I'll just, you know, it's a really narrow foot.

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Well, you like to get up nice and nice and close.

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Oh, you're really pressing against me here.

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So I need something to lean on.

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It's very cozy.

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All right.

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Here's the book.

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You put your name down there.

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Good.

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Very simple names between the three of you.

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All right.

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Well, up some more stairs there.

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What?

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Oh, good.

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More stairs.

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Yeah.

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Well, Master Fimbar likes to see out over the land.

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Is there like a machine that can just like just showed us up there?

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A machine that can shoot you up there?

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Like a, I don't know, like a rope that...

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You come from a different world.

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Like a pulley.

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Well, I'm talking like just a simple pulley.

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Or even just like stairs that moved also while you were moving.

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What?

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How do we, can we invent that?

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Oh, write this down.

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Moving stairs?

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Okay, yeah, moving stairs.

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Moving stairs.

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So like, I feel like maybe in like your, because of your history, like maybe one

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of your, you have some good engineering kind of ideas.

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Oh, yeah, definitely.

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Yeah.

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I used to be a masochist and work, and worked with all kinds.

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I made the mistake of looking at Tom.

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I worked with all kinds of machines.

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So.

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Oh, so moving stairs.

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What kind of operating systems would happen to be in those moving stairs?

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I mean, I think we're just at like the blue sky kind of phase right now where

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we're just throwing out ideas.

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Hamsters and gerbils?

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Oh, I mean, you'd need a lot of them.

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You know what though?

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Maybe we should get up and talk to Finnboy.

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You're almost late.

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Yeah.

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We want to make sure that we're on time.

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Punctuality is important.

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Just those stairs over there.

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Here we go.

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I'm going to go out to the patent office for no particular reason.

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Oh, did we, we need meant to say TM or I just need to actually.

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If you could date.

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And sign.

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You could date that.

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I've actually mailed it to myself in a sealed envelope.

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Perfect.

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So.

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That doesn't stand up in a court of law.

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It's fine.

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Well, maybe that's something else we should talk to Finnbar about because

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his intellectual property laws seem a little unfair.

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Yeah, definitely.

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Anyway, nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you too.

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Wow.

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All the lies happened in here.

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Remember TM, TM, TM, TM, TM, TM.

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Most yes.

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We can do it.

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Five minutes later, you cut to the top of the stairs.

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It's the spiral staircases.

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That's the.

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They get you.

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You get to lean into one side.

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I got cramp.

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Ah, cramp.

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At the top of the stairs, you see one large double door.

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Any guards?

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No.

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Isn't it usually a set of double doors?

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Is that not what I said?

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One large double door.

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You see one large set of double doors.

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Do you think this is like, do we knock or should we just go in?

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I wish there was a guard here.

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I think he's expecting us.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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We should just go in.

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After you.

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Maybe, maybe as we open the door, we'll say hello.

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Oh, yes.

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Good.

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The combo.

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Perfect.

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Oh, we could yell knock, knock as we open it up because people love that.

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Love it.

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People love that.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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Yeah, I was there.

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King Finbar, we have an appointment.

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Oh, okay.

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Come on in.

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I'm Glam.

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Yeah, nice to meet you there, Grammy.

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Oh, and I'm Moot.

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Root?

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Moot.

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Moot.

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Moot, yes.

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My name is Sully.

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Nice to meet you there, Sully.

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It's, it's thank you so much for seeing us.

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On such short notice.

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Well, it's book schedule today, but you found the only spot out there we were going to sneak in.

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So what are we going to do for?

282
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Okay.

283
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Okay.

284
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How much time do we have in our appointment?

285
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Oh, well, let me just check the book here.

286
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Let me just check the book here.

287
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000
Uh, how many, how many minutes did you, how many minutes did you book?

288
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Uh, they said your entire free slot.

289
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000
Okay.

290
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Yeah.

291
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It said like a TBD kind of thing.

292
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All right.

293
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Well, you start and I'll tell you when you're done.

294
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Oh, that was very kingly thing to say.

295
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Yeah.

296
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000
Well, I mean, I'm a king.

297
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King Finbar.

298
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What do you think of the color scheme I got going on here?

299
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It's kind of a mauve.

300
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The mauve and the orange.

301
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It's real interesting.

302
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It's really unique.

303
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You look and it's brown.

304
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I'm glad you think so.

305
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We're going to try to try to redo all the four screens and stuff.

306
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There is this move in orange is a really good mix.

307
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They, they tinted it down at the, the mixer, the mixers down there.

308
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Yeah.

309
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000
And that master master Sammy's painters.

310
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Yeah, it's, it is nice to spruce up the place.

311
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Make it seem like a whole, whole new castle.

312
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000
Sorry.

313
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I interrupted you there.

314
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What you got to, what you got for me?

315
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Nope.

316
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That's okay.

317
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000
You know what though?

318
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000
I'm not going to beat around the bush because you seem like a king who

319
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really likes the straight talk.

320
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000
Well, that's why I book short appointments that we get to all the

321
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information really quick.

322
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000
Okay.

323
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:31,000
So we were just talking to the shadow.

324
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He's talking to your shadow.

325
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Not my shadow, the shadow.

326
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000
He's got a booth out there.

327
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000
Oh, Jonathan.

328
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,000
Oh, it would be Jonathan.

329
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Wouldn't it?

330
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000
Okay.

331
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Jonathan sounds a lot less.

332
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000
It was so much less dramatic.

333
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000
The shadow.

334
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000
Definitely.

335
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000
It's so cool.

336
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000
And Jonathan is just like a guy.

337
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000
Yeah.

338
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000
Well, you know what?

339
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000
He really was just a guy.

340
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000
He was kind of just a guy.

341
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000
It's true.

342
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000
Yeah.

343
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000
A little brother.

344
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000
Uh, he, uh, dad didn't leave him, uh, you know, a region to go.

345
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,000
So he just kind of hops around trying to just fill in the spots.

346
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:12,000
Oh, I feel terrible now for teasing him.

347
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:16,000
So I also feel really bad for the way he told the story of your family

348
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000
because he did not do a good job.

349
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:22,000
And you think that someone in the inner circle really would have that

350
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000
that tail down.

351
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000
Hold on.

352
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Inner circle.

353
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000
No, he's not really in the inner circle there.

354
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000
He's family.

355
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000
No, he does.

356
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000
He does.

357
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000
He does odd jobs there, but, uh, no, it's really just left to, uh,

358
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000
me and, uh, my sister and my brother.

359
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,000
No, you know, we just, uh, we, we run the regions when, you know,

360
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000
you know, our own ways.

361
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000
And, uh, sometimes it works for the other ways.

362
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000
And then sometimes it doesn't, but yeah, Jonathan,

363
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
he just kind of floats around there and, uh,

364
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000
just does some odd jobs and really just, you know,

365
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000
kind of gets in the way sometimes.

366
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000
So we can send him down to the dock there.

367
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,000
He floats between and, you know, does what he wants.

368
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000
Kind of has free room and board everywhere he goes.

369
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000
We take care of them.

370
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
You know,

371
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
Oh, what that's really,

372
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000
it seems like you really care about your family.

373
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000
As much as one can.

374
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
Speaking of that.

375
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000
So Mooklim and Sully, hey,

376
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000
you're speaking about my family.

377
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
Okay.

378
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000
I got it.

379
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000
I'm caught up.

380
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
I just wanted to make sure.

381
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000
Uh huh.

382
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,000
We were talking to the Shadow about the plan.

383
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Yeah.

384
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,000
To go to hire folks to go find the pieces of your

385
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
dad's sword.

386
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000
Oh, he's still trying to find the stuff.

387
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000
Hey.

388
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:36,000
And, and, and bring them back and then unite them and then

389
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,000
unite the kingdoms through the joy of father's returned

390
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000
property.

391
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
Sword ownership.

392
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000
Yeah.

393
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:50,000
And we thought that maybe that wasn't the best way to go

394
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
about, um,

395
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000
reconciling your family and improving trade relations.

396
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Yeah, no, probably not.

397
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
Uh, well,

398
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000
I mean we all kind of went out and tried to find the

399
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
things and you know,

400
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000
dad, he just puts the things,

401
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
he probably just,

402
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
it's probably not even on the islands.

403
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000
We checked quite a few of them.

404
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000
They're almost almost died a couple of times.

405
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Uh,

406
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000
when you're out at sea for such a long time,

407
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
it's,

408
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:19,000
you start not to like each other very much.

409
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Is that where things kind of got all turned around?

410
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000
They were never really like,

411
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
you know,

412
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
great.

413
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
We were always,

414
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
you know,

415
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000
pushing to be the best,

416
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
uh,

417
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
you know,

418
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000
out of the bottom.

419
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Um,

420
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000
but everybody was,

421
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000
I was,

422
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
it was trying to,

423
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
you know,

424
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
get in dad's good side.

425
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
You know,

426
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000
maybe we'll run the,

427
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
run the kingdom.

428
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
And then he gets ill and is like,

429
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000
Hey,

430
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000
I'll give you each a piece and you gotta go on this

431
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
scavenger hunt.

432
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
And then,

433
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000
um,

434
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000
ah,

435
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000
didn't,

436
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
couldn't find anything.

437
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
He gave us,

438
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
it sort of just pushed you further apart.

439
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000
It did.

440
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
It really did.

441
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000
And now we,

442
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000
you know,

443
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000
some people here are going,

444
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
you know,

445
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000
there's a lot of crops here,

446
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
but you know,

447
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000
those take effort.

448
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000
And,

449
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
uh,

450
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
and,

451
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
and specific,

452
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
you know,

453
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
you need specific kinds of soil and,

454
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
and yeah,

455
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
the pH is all off.

456
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
I was told the pH was off by one of our,

457
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
uh,

458
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
one of our gardeners.

459
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
And then we just,

460
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,000
they equated it to only being able to grow turpentine.

461
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
Oh.

462
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Hmm.

463
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000
Well,

464
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
that's,

465
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
that's,

466
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000
I didn't know quite what they meant.

467
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
I thought turpentine was a liquid,

468
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
but,

469
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
well,

470
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000
it does come from a plant.

471
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000
So it does.

472
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Oh,

473
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000
okay.

474
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Well,

475
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
it does make sense in a way.

476
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000
It seems like they probably shouldn't have chopped their head off then.

477
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
All right.

478
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000
Oh boy.

479
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000
Yeah.

480
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I think it just,

481
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
perhaps they were just,

482
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
uh,

483
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
giving you a,

484
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
uh,

485
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
exaggeration saying that the soil is not very good to grow in here.

486
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Hmm.

487
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Yeah.

488
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
I've been working on that,

489
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
working on,

490
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
uh,

491
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000
just to,

492
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
you know,

493
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
jump into,

494
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
jump into conclusions and say off with,

495
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000
off with their heads and stuff.

496
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000
Oh,

497
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
that's a really great thing.

498
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Like,

499
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
way to go,

500
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000
uh,

501
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000
striving for personal growth.

502
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Yeah.

503
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
That's so important.

504
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
It's been at least four days since that's happened last,

505
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
so.

506
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
That is a great strength.

507
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Good for you.

508
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Yeah.

509
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Pretty,

510
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
pretty soon,

511
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000
you're going to look back and it's going to be a couple of years behind you

512
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
and you're going to think,

513
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
wow,

514
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
I've,

515
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
I've come so far.

516
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Sounds like such a pipe dream there,

517
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Moot.

518
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000
And,

519
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
uh,

520
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
I don't want to get too-

521
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Just believe in yourself.

522
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
Okay.

523
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
I don't want to get too personal,

524
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:37,000
but one of the really important things that I've learned as I've gotten older is that you don't have to live up to your parents' expectations.

525
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,000
You just have to live up to your own and you don't have to,

526
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
um,

527
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:47,000
do the things that they want you to do exactly how they want you to do them.

528
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
You can look at things as a,

529
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
you know,

530
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000
reasonable adult and think,

531
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
well,

532
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
that doesn't,

533
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
that doesn't really make sense.

534
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Yeah.

535
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Just because my dying father told me to,

536
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,000
maybe I should just make my own decision about,

537
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
you know,

538
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000
what I want to do with my life and my kingdom and for my people,

539
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000
you know,

540
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
that kind of thing.

541
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
That's what I realized about my life.

542
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Absolutely.

543
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
And like,

544
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:15,000
you don't have to hold on to grudges that have been there.

545
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Um,

546
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
and,

547
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
and maybe,

548
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
maybe when you're ready,

549
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:23,000
you could be the person to take that first step to,

550
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
to,

551
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
to be like,

552
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
you know,

553
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
you know,

554
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
food.

555
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Food is awful.

556
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
Yeah.

557
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Food is so good.

558
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
And for everyone.

559
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
You guys have a lot here.

560
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
You guys have so many textiles, stuff like that.

561
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
People would pay top dollar for this.

562
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Yeah.

563
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
We have a lot of things coming in off the,

564
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
off the ships there from.

565
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Regions.

566
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
But,

567
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
but wouldn't you like to sell some of them?

568
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
Well, yeah.

569
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Yeah.

570
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
I mean,

571
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
That would be good.

572
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,240
Now, I've only known you for like five minutes.

573
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,079
However.

574
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,319
Is it been five minutes already?

575
00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:02,980
What they've said about kings

576
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:05,859
and how their pride gets in the way

577
00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:08,519
of making good decisions for the kingdoms.

578
00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:10,359
I'm just not seeing it with you.

579
00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:11,200
No.

580
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,019
That's not you at all.

581
00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:13,960
Oh, what do you see with me?

582
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,440
Well, a reasonable fellow who has a goal.

583
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,279
A real good head on your shoulders.

584
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:19,640
A goal in mind.

585
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,960
You want food and you want to sell your stuff.

586
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,080
Yeah, I want food.

587
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,240
I want to sell my stuff.

588
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,160
So that seems like you wouldn't let

589
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,040
any sort of petty disagreement.

590
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,800
Sister stopping that from happening.

591
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,400
Or was she doing?

592
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,880
It's always a sister, isn't it?

593
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,000
My brother and sister.

594
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,720
Sorry, I was mumbling a little bit.

595
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,040
You probably didn't hear me.

596
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,200
No, that's fine.

597
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,040
Well, I mean,

598
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,759
they're just hard to get along with, you know?

599
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,319
I've been mulling this over for such a long time,

600
00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:54,319
trying to think about how we can, you know,

601
00:18:54,319 --> 00:18:55,960
stop all of this.

602
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,119
And really, I think you've just solidified this

603
00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:00,720
is I have to go to war.

604
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,559
Oh.

605
00:19:01,559 --> 00:19:02,379
Oh, boy.

606
00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:03,220
Wow.

607
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:04,059
See, I don't know.

608
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,400
That seems tiring.

609
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,759
I mean, you mentioned when you were adventuring,

610
00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:09,519
looking for the sword pieces,

611
00:19:09,519 --> 00:19:12,180
it was really hard and exhausting and scary

612
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,839
and you almost died, right?

613
00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:14,920
Is that, that's what you said?

614
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,960
Yeah, but that was just the three of us, Terri.

615
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:21,360
I would say I got the army and I could send the army.

616
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,720
Right, oh, totally, totally.

617
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,519
But couldn't you, rather than having to do

618
00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:28,600
all that like strategic planning

619
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,799
and figuring out how you're going to feed the army

620
00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:32,039
when you don't actually have access

621
00:19:32,039 --> 00:19:33,240
to a lot of food right now,

622
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,640
which could be a real challenge.

623
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,200
All the scooby.

624
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,120
You might wanna consider what if you just hired

625
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,680
like one person, you delegated,

626
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,279
because great leaders always delegate,

627
00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:47,120
don't you guys think?

628
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:47,940
Ah, yeah.

629
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:48,779
You just delegated someone.

630
00:19:48,779 --> 00:19:49,600
Because you're too important.

631
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,440
Right.

632
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,120
Exactly, you can't make all the decisions.

633
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,000
You just pick a person that's good at the thing

634
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,279
and they're like the steward of the trade program.

635
00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:02,480
So I have to find someone named Stuart?

636
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,840
Oh, I mean, that'd be fun, but no.

637
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:05,680
Sure.

638
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,500
No.

639
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,340
Okay.

640
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,519
Just they could coordinate and you could all delegate

641
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:10,480
and you wouldn't even have to deal

642
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,600
with your brother and sister and everything would work.

643
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,440
Right.

644
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,240
You could totally do that and it'd be super easy.

645
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,600
And then you could spend more time like redecorating

646
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,880
and looking out over your lands

647
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,080
at the top of all of these stairs.

648
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,320
So many stairs.

649
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,559
Oh, an impressive amount of stairs.

650
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,360
Yeah, a huge amount of stairs.

651
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,920
Roman persuasion there for Glim.

652
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,480
Anybody can assist.

653
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,799
I'm 13.

654
00:20:36,799 --> 00:20:37,640
I would like to assist.

655
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,480
You've all been kind of talking.

656
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,640
You can assist to Rome.

657
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,240
Is this for persuasion?

658
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,080
I mean, if you're assisting,

659
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,920
it would give Carla advantage.

660
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,559
Oh, then yes, I'll just assist.

661
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,200
Carla, feel free to roll again.

662
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,000
We can justify it and assist, you've all been.

663
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,720
Well, that was way better.

664
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,559
That's a 21.

665
00:20:58,559 --> 00:20:59,400
All right.

666
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,240
All right.

667
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,480
So I need to find a steward

668
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:07,480
to talk about all the things we want done.

669
00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:09,120
Don't send the army.

670
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,320
All right, you're hired.

671
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,039
Well, I don't know that we have

672
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,119
that exact skill set.

673
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,200
Well, yeah, but you said you wanted to,

674
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,559
you know, you gave all that stuff about bridging

675
00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:23,159
and talking and the textiles.

676
00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:25,759
And he seems to really have just everything hammered down.

677
00:21:25,759 --> 00:21:28,559
And you said I don't have to deal with

678
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:32,599
you said I don't have to deal with Calichrist and Breton.

679
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,960
So if you could just handle that for me,

680
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,639
I'll give you a card or a paper with a stamp on it

681
00:21:39,639 --> 00:21:40,920
that you can get you by.

682
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,399
Yeah, we're definitely going to need that.

683
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,360
Otherwise, we're not going to be.

684
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,960
Yeah, probably legit.

685
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,680
I mean, they don't let you up their stairs quite as freely.

686
00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:50,320
You know, as you.

687
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,880
Well, you're a king of the people.

688
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,680
So you're. Yeah.

689
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,680
Yeah.

690
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,240
Would it be all right

691
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,800
if I talked with my associates for a mere.

692
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,759
Tiny moment of time.

693
00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:05,680
Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah.

694
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,759
We kind of shuffle off to the side a little.

695
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,240
Yeah, it's just a big square room.

696
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,240
Yeah. OK.

697
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,400
I've been imagining to be kind of empty.

698
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,599
They're like a desk. Yeah.

699
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,319
And then just lots of mauve and orange.

700
00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:19,759
I think I'll maybe cut back a description.

701
00:22:19,759 --> 00:22:22,759
But yeah, I think it's just a chair at the end of a red.

702
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,680
Oh, so really just a throne.

703
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,400
Yes, it is a throne room. OK.

704
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,319
There's nothing else going on. OK, neat.

705
00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:32,279
OK, so this I know.

706
00:22:32,279 --> 00:22:35,160
OK, so this isn't exactly where we were going with this.

707
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:40,039
But I think I would so much rather be like like a like a delegate

708
00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:43,159
and kind of talk our way through this whole thing,

709
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:46,879
as opposed to going to get some mystical pieces of swords

710
00:22:46,879 --> 00:22:49,200
that nobody could find and almost die trying to get.

711
00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:52,159
Also, I think he might kill us if we say no.

712
00:22:53,559 --> 00:22:54,920
I thought you were going to yell at me.

713
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:59,480
I I feel like I really I feel like it really got you into us

714
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,879
all into something, really.

715
00:23:01,879 --> 00:23:05,480
You know, I think we may be able to wrap this up, you know, together.

716
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,039
I feel confident that they all want something from each other.

717
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:11,440
So if they just all give each other the thing that they want,

718
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:16,079
I feel like the trade group to open up seems like petty brother sister business.

719
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,720
I mean, I think at the core, you know, we were kind of right.

720
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,480
If they can just get one reasonable person from each kingdom

721
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,440
to just communicate, they could probably just.

722
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,279
You know, wrap this up by dinner time.

723
00:23:28,279 --> 00:23:30,680
Exactly. Everybody has something the other wants.

724
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,119
They don't want to talk to each other.

725
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,399
So we can totally do that. Right.

726
00:23:35,399 --> 00:23:37,599
Do you think he's going to give us the letter?

727
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:42,120
I hate I feel like maybe so you're having a real influence on me.

728
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,200
But should we ask about payment?

729
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,760
Oh, absolutely.

730
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,280
I mean, can you do that?

731
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,080
Because I know that I'm bad at it.

732
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,480
And sure. Great. OK.

733
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,360
OK. All right.

734
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,760
My leash.

735
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,440
Oh, yeah, there's something we spoken about it.

736
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,360
And we'd be happy to offer our services to you.

737
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,840
Great. Good. All right.

738
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:16,480
So since this is not a position that was previously in existence.

739
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,840
Yeah. What kind of

740
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:25,360
renumeration would we be supplied with in order to go from kingdom to kingdom,

741
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:32,240
trying and succeeding at forming new alliances and opening these trade routes?

742
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,559
Hold on a second there. I hired one of you.

743
00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:38,240
I just said that the tall one there said I needed to hire one person.

744
00:24:38,599 --> 00:24:41,000
So I hired one.

745
00:24:41,879 --> 00:24:43,480
Right. OK.

746
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,399
I mean, yes, technically one person in that one role.

747
00:24:47,399 --> 00:24:49,839
But obviously, you know, we have to travel.

748
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,240
We have to someone has to, you know, we need other people.

749
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,759
Also, not just the one of us, because we sort of all work together as a team.

750
00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:02,960
And definitely not safe to go into unfamiliar

751
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,039
kingdoms where we may not be welcomed.

752
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,279
I mean, we need a little bit of muscle.

753
00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:09,319
You don't want to go alone. Right.

754
00:25:09,319 --> 00:25:11,240
Yeah. No, no, you don't want to go alone.

755
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,840
No. OK. OK.

756
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,559
So hire hire the three of you as one position there.

757
00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:20,200
I mean, they probably yeah, definitely cover or cover all your transport.

758
00:25:21,079 --> 00:25:24,279
You know, a little bit a little bit of money to get some food and stuff.

759
00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:27,720
And we'll load you up with what we got there.

760
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,600
What else? What else? Money?

761
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:37,920
I mean, you got money like gold, gold a day kind of thing.

762
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,560
What kind of what?

763
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,640
You know, as this position was previously not,

764
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,640
you know, available.

765
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,280
Sure. Yeah. The amount.

766
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,200
Let's just say we would like a livable wage. Sure.

767
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:58,040
But also, we just want you to know that the most important part for us

768
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,160
is to open up these trade routes, because we see how

769
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,880
this is affecting your kingdom here.

770
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,120
And we would really like to be of assistance.

771
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,360
OK. OK. OK.

772
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,080
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, OK.

773
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,720
Yeah. You go. I mean, it's a high.

774
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,279
How did you come into town here?

775
00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:18,759
Are you coming on boat or you're traveling, traveling the roads?

776
00:26:18,759 --> 00:26:21,080
Like what's what you're working with?

777
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,240
We we came via Butts Hole.

778
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,040
Oh, came by Butts Hole. Yeah.

779
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,040
Yeah. It's just just annexed them the other day.

780
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,960
Great little great little spot.

781
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,519
Oh, you annexed it. Hey, you just tightened up that butthole.

782
00:26:34,519 --> 00:26:35,319
OK. Yeah.

783
00:26:35,319 --> 00:26:37,559
You can't can't let that get too loose in Butts Hole.

784
00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:42,480
They need a firm hand in Butts Hole. Sure do.

785
00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:46,640
I forget what your question was.

786
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,039
Money, money. You want money.

787
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:49,759
OK. Just a livable wage.

788
00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:51,720
Don't we don't want to be hosed.

789
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,680
We just really do want to help.

790
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,720
All right. Yeah.

791
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,600
No, you seem like fine upstanding

792
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:01,000
youngins who are just looking to bring the bring the regions together.

793
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,800
Totally. Absolutely. Yeah.

794
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:08,400
I mean, it's at least a 20 day travel between here and Calichrist's kingdom.

795
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,280
You know, if you're taking the if you're taking the roads,

796
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,240
you could probably chop that down to five to 10 days.

797
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,000
If you take a boat, we could we could hook you up with a ship

798
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,680
that would take you around there and then you'd have to travel

799
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:26,160
back down a bit in order to get over to to Breton's.

800
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,920
So that'd be another 10 days.

801
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,320
So we're looking at a good long haul there.

802
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,040
If that's what you want to do.

803
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,800
I, you know, make sure to cover you pretty, you know, like 100,

804
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,600
150 gold all in if all things work out great

805
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,840
on top of accommodations and expenses.

806
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,400
Yeah, you know, I think that sounds more than reasonable.

807
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,680
What do you all think?

808
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,760
Yeah, if it's if it's good enough for you, Sully.

809
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,160
Yeah, you're the expert, Sully.

810
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,880
So I think so.

811
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,400
King Finbar, could I just ask a couple clarifying questions?

812
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,520
Sure. Calichrist is your sister.

813
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:07,120
And she rules the kingdom of Tether.

814
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,520
Yeah, actually, Tether, yeah, you know, your spots.

815
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,360
Good job, Glim.

816
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,480
Oh, I've got this note, but it's getting really hard to read.

817
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,600
Yeah, and Breton over there, he runs that termish.

818
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,200
And Jonathan, again, just runs that booth.

819
00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:24,080
Just said that that collapse

820
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,680
and foldable card table down by the water there.

821
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,720
Yeah, I've got him.

822
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,200
I've got him for the next couple of weeks.

823
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,840
So, oh, it's like a sheer custody business.

824
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,480
Yeah. And then he moves on.

825
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,039
So, you know what? Maybe I'll send them with you.

826
00:28:36,319 --> 00:28:39,960
Oh, just a little bit early.

827
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,240
Yeah, you can just to the one place, though, right.

828
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,759
And then he'll stay there for a small period of time.

829
00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:48,279
You're going to have to negotiate that once you get to Calichrist there.

830
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,960
I can't control what she chooses to do with Jonathan.

831
00:28:53,639 --> 00:28:56,519
Fair enough. Can we choose what to do with Jonathan?

832
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,519
Yeah, I don't care.

833
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:01,920
Oh, as soon as he leaves the city, he's out of my jurisdiction.

834
00:29:02,319 --> 00:29:05,559
And what are his powers vis a vis Prince Ling?

835
00:29:05,559 --> 00:29:07,839
Or he's just like a citizen.

836
00:29:08,359 --> 00:29:12,519
No, no, he's he calls himself the shadow.

837
00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:15,079
Yes. Oh, I know.

838
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:17,200
Yes. Very, very cool nickname

839
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,920
that I assume now he gave himself.

840
00:29:20,279 --> 00:29:24,120
Yeah. Well, he gave it to him one day because he was hanging out

841
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,880
in the shadows while we were doing some important business.

842
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,640
And it just kind of stuck after that.

843
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,039
Oh, he really turned that around for himself, didn't he?

844
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,440
In the shadows. Yeah.

845
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,920
That way, they don't see me in the shadows is what he always said.

846
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,319
I just be very quiet.

847
00:29:40,319 --> 00:29:41,519
And then he'd giggle a lot.

848
00:29:41,519 --> 00:29:44,000
He's always giggled when he was hiding in the shadows.

849
00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:46,080
Not very sneaky.

850
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:48,159
Not a great name.

851
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,519
Anyways. Cheap shot.

852
00:29:55,759 --> 00:29:58,399
I assume you're making fun of my inability to play hide and seek.

853
00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:02,439
No, that was the character trait that Laurie gave to the shadow.

854
00:30:02,439 --> 00:30:03,639
Was it really?

855
00:30:03,639 --> 00:30:04,960
Laurie just heads up.

856
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,119
I felt personally attacked.

857
00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:09,439
Just 100 percent thought that was a target.

858
00:30:09,439 --> 00:30:11,960
I really did, because I can't play hide and seek.

859
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,759
I do giggle uncontrollably

860
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:18,039
and I'm found every time because of it.

861
00:30:18,039 --> 00:30:20,519
It's my own personal shame.

862
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:24,119
That's that's the most adorable thing I've ever heard.

863
00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:25,680
It really is.

864
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,359
Hmm. I just start to think like someone could be right around the corner.

865
00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:32,359
Just picture Addison at like four, like, come on, come on.

866
00:30:32,359 --> 00:30:35,000
I'm pretty much like at least try.

867
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,079
Come on.

868
00:30:36,079 --> 00:30:39,400
I can picture Amy like feet out from the drapes.

869
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,920
No, I'm like giggling away.

870
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,200
I'm like hiding well, and I try very hard not to laugh.

871
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,080
So it's one of those like laughing, but not making any sounds

872
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,840
very much like whole body shaking.

873
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,000
It's trying to hold it in.

874
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,080
Welcome to the middle.

875
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,360
What? No song this time?

876
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,080
Just jumping right in. No music.

877
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,920
It was one of those.

878
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,000
It was one of those the screamo ones.

879
00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:13,440
Well, you really had to put some more stank on it.

880
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,519
Welcome to the middle.

881
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:16,680
There you go. That was it.

882
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,720
There it is.

883
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,240
Good Charlotte vibes going on here.

884
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,160
That's what I was.

885
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,240
Thank you. That's what I was pulling from.

886
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,279
Was it? But also probably not.

887
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:27,920
But it's the first band that came to mind when he said that.

888
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,200
Absolutely.

889
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,320
You know where you can just yell out the first thing

890
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,559
that comes to your mind?

891
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,880
Improv shows. Improv shows.

892
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,880
Yes, we want to have one so that we can show all the random stuff.

893
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,600
With your help.

894
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,680
We're so close to getting there, guys.

895
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,600
So close. So close.

896
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,120
If you go check. No, you go.

897
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,880
Go. No, you go.

898
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,200
See, this is what's going to happen during the improv.

899
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,520
That's true. I'm going to choose some.

900
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,400
Carla, you go.

901
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,920
So we only need 85 patrons.

902
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,120
We're so close when we get there.

903
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,120
We're going to do a live show where we play a game.

904
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,720
But it's also an improv game.

905
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,680
And you're going to give us suggestions about what you want us to do

906
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,160
or things that are going to happen, choices we need to make.

907
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,160
And will we die?

908
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,480
I don't know. Probably.

909
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,839
Will you as a collective be better at solving problems than we are?

910
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,200
Almost certainly.

911
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,640
Definitely.

912
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,799
But also we want you to bring that chaos energy.

913
00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:23,640
So if you go visit Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

914
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,360
you'll see where we are.

915
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,680
And I believe we're only a couple just just a pinch away,

916
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,720
just a pinch away.

917
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,559
And it could be you that puts us

918
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,079
over the edge.

919
00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:38,079
Well, over the top, I think, is what more so what you're going for.

920
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,240
Over the edge sounds like we got pushed off a cliff.

921
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,680
Yeah, maybe pushing us to the top.

922
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,319
Oh, OK. We want to be peeking.

923
00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:47,960
We want to be peeked at the top.

924
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,480
OK. Just can't stop.

925
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,920
Is it getting worse?

926
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,160
But you should.

927
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,319
I'm not sure.

928
00:32:56,319 --> 00:32:59,640
It's don't stop till you get enough, you know.

929
00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:01,759
OK, yeah.

930
00:33:01,759 --> 00:33:05,759
OK, please come join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon.

931
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,559
Yep. Cast. Cast.

932
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,000
Amy's not digging it tonight.

933
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,599
Hopefully she's got a better vibe at the at the live improv show.

934
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,400
Oh, I'm going to have that.

935
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,640
You guys know I have all the best vibes.

936
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,480
Did you imagine it just shuts everything down the whole time?

937
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,120
Your song started so quiet.

938
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,680
It was unnerving.

939
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,480
Well, I was trying to bring it up in the back.

940
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,120
You couldn't quite figure out what the song was.

941
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,200
Yeah, well, yeah. And they found it halfway there.

942
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,519
Yeah, I was trying to bring it up in the background, you know.

943
00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:42,599
And then by the end is just the music because we've said all the things.

944
00:33:42,599 --> 00:33:46,079
And then you wanted it to be a little bit louder now and a little bit louder

945
00:33:46,079 --> 00:33:48,559
now and a little bit louder now.

946
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:49,599
You know, that sort of thing.

947
00:33:49,599 --> 00:33:51,119
That's the one. Yep. All right.

948
00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:52,400
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

949
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,119
Thank you very much.

950
00:33:53,119 --> 00:33:54,240
We hope to see you over there.

951
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,720
And patrons, when we do it live stream improv show, it's going to be amazing.

952
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,119
Put it on your calendar when we have a date.

953
00:34:01,119 --> 00:34:02,359
Well, we'll have to tell the date.

954
00:34:02,359 --> 00:34:03,200
But yes, yes.

955
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,720
And then there will be a calendar invite.

956
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,800
Love you. Bye. Yeah. Have a good show.

957
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,960
Strong ending on calendar invite.

958
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,320
And then there will be a calendar invite.

959
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:16,920
End of scene.

960
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,600
Russ fucking loves his calendar invites.

961
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,000
Jesus.

962
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:29,280
Get ready for a new gripping horror actual play podcast, Dark Dice.

963
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,960
Six travelers embark on a journey into the ruinous domain of the nameless God.

964
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,240
They will never be the same again.

965
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,320
One of the players is not what they seem.

966
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:44,640
After a doppelganger, a creature that can assume the form and voice of whatever it kills, infiltrates the team.

967
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:50,360
As the players are picked off and replaced one at a time, can they figure out who the monster is before it's too late?

968
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,600
Can you?

969
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,360
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970
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:00,000
and a phenomenal fantasy soundtrack featuring live hurdy-gurdy, loots, and dulcimers.

971
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,800
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972
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,880
Find Dark Dice however you enjoy podcasts.

973
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,840
All right, well, Your Highness, if it pleases you, we would like to get on the road right away.

974
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,160
Oh, of course. It's going to take a while.

975
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,800
So are you taking the boat or are you taking the road?

976
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,680
Which one is the faster one of the two?

977
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,880
20 days for the road, five to 10 for the ship, as long as the wind's at your back.

978
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,440
Oh, well, ship then.

979
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,840
Oh, absolutely.

980
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,160
Yeah, that sounds like the one.

981
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,559
Yeah.

982
00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:37,760
So we will collect Jonathan and we will promise to keep him safe.

983
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:46,440
But just so we know, in terms of ranking, we're here, and Jonathan's down here, right?

984
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,800
In terms of authority.

985
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,440
Yeah, no, Jonathan doesn't have much authority for anything.

986
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,120
OK, just wanted to know.

987
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,600
We gave him this goal of trying to, you know, find just to keep him busy, really,

988
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,280
just to, you know, go find all the stuff.

989
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:02,360
But he sends people out and, you know, sometimes they come back with things.

990
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,960
There's a lot to find out there, you know, lots of pirates, lots of smugglers.

991
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,760
He's offering 500 gold apiece.

992
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,280
Does he have that money?

993
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,720
Do you guys give him an allowance?

994
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,760
Nobody's going to find it.

995
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:19,000
If somebody did come back with any of the pieces, then yeah, sure, we'd pay them 500 gold.

996
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,199
But yeah, we pretty much tell him whatever the fuck he can do, he can do.

997
00:36:22,199 --> 00:36:24,000
And if he turns up things, great.

998
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,039
If not, well, I have I have a question.

999
00:36:27,039 --> 00:36:28,079
Yeah, no.

1000
00:36:28,079 --> 00:36:34,159
Do you think do you think that maybe anyone has actually returned with one of the items in question,

1001
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:40,000
but he didn't know what it actually looked like and he just sent them away without buying it?

1002
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,440
You raise a valid point.

1003
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,279
I mean, he would have seen he would have seen dad's sword.

1004
00:36:50,879 --> 00:36:54,000
Yeah, but it doesn't seem like he's the sharpest knife in the door.

1005
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,480
He also puts his head down so far.

1006
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,920
Just totally covering his face.

1007
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,399
It's probably really hard to see.

1008
00:36:59,399 --> 00:37:00,399
Dark in the booth.

1009
00:37:00,399 --> 00:37:02,920
You know, he's really leaning into the shadow.

1010
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,639
Yeah, OK, quite a bit.

1011
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:10,159
Well, maybe before you head out, tell him to come up here with his clipboard.

1012
00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:14,159
I mean, he writes down everything, inventories everything that he sees.

1013
00:37:14,159 --> 00:37:16,880
Maybe I'll give it just a scan through and just see.

1014
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,720
Sure.

1015
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,840
Just in case maybe somebody came and.

1016
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,280
I just like to say, though, the way that you and your brother and your sister

1017
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:29,720
take care of Jonathan tells me a really compassionate people.

1018
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,400
And that you can work together.

1019
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,320
So this is going to work out great.

1020
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,800
We're going to totally open those trade.

1021
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,599
We got you.

1022
00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:41,519
If Tagurit is working together, then yes, we work together.

1023
00:37:41,519 --> 00:37:43,960
It might just be you're all playing the same game.

1024
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,559
That's working together.

1025
00:37:45,559 --> 00:37:46,039
Yeah.

1026
00:37:46,039 --> 00:37:51,840
All right, we're going to go and do we talk to Marion about the official

1027
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,240
kind of like write up with the seal?

1028
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,840
She'll have it ready for you as soon as you get down there.

1029
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,519
I'm sure of it.

1030
00:37:57,519 --> 00:37:58,760
Really?

1031
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,440
Wow, she's very efficient.

1032
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,200
Well, sending stones and there's lots of stairs, so.

1033
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,720
There is lots of stairs.

1034
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:05,880
OK.

1035
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,240
OK, well, great to meet you.

1036
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:08,960
Likewise.

1037
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:14,360
Looking forward to ensuring the success of you and your sibling's kingdom.

1038
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,519
Very cool. Looking forward to it.

1039
00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:17,000
All right, great.

1040
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,200
I'm just going to leave this pamphlet here, too, in case you want to say.

1041
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,400
It's just about Bahamut.

1042
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,039
I mean, just read it when you have a minute.

1043
00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:25,320
It's I'm just going to leave it.

1044
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:25,800
We're going to go.

1045
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,079
I don't. It's your choice.

1046
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:29,039
He's a pretty cool dude.

1047
00:38:29,039 --> 00:38:30,400
Oh, my God, you guys.

1048
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,719
All right.

1049
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:32,519
Yeah, look it over.

1050
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:33,440
It's going to be great.

1051
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,239
Glenn, I don't know if pushing it on a king is a good idea.

1052
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,440
Well, I just you know, he seems lonely in there.

1053
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,039
He's just in a room all by himself.

1054
00:38:41,039 --> 00:38:43,519
He needs something to read, at least.

1055
00:38:43,519 --> 00:38:45,320
We have Jonathan's clipboard.

1056
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,360
He will. You're right.

1057
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,480
I guess we should go.

1058
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,559
OK, so we'll go get the letters.

1059
00:38:49,559 --> 00:38:50,800
We'll go get Jonathan.

1060
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,880
Yeah, I like that we have all these stairs have these talks on.

1061
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,880
There's lots of travel time in this castle.

1062
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,519
Yeah. Yeah.

1063
00:38:58,519 --> 00:39:00,320
So once we got the letter from Marion,

1064
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:06,400
we can start a crew and a boat and start getting things packed up for the journey,

1065
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,680
I guess. Yeah, sounds good.

1066
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,559
Right. Hey, Marion.

1067
00:39:09,559 --> 00:39:12,160
Oh, we walk right past you again.

1068
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:12,960
You're behind us.

1069
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,400
I'm sorry. Yes.

1070
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,440
I don't know how we keep in such a narrow hallway to like the stairwell.

1071
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,800
It doesn't really make sense.

1072
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,840
Has alcoves.

1073
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,480
Oh, oh.

1074
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,920
And you just stand inside.

1075
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,440
OK, that's cool.

1076
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,159
So were you listening to everything that was?

1077
00:39:31,159 --> 00:39:33,000
No, it's a lot of stairs.

1078
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,639
OK. Here's your papers.

1079
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:36,760
Oh, thank you.

1080
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,079
I was just going to ask that you are so efficient in this castle.

1081
00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:41,400
Well, it's not a lot to do.

1082
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,559
I want to look it over and see if it's legit.

1083
00:39:43,559 --> 00:39:44,720
Yeah, it looks legit.

1084
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,320
It's too legit to quit, you guys.

1085
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,440
Let's go. Thanks, Marion.

1086
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,559
I knew it was coming as soon as he said legit.

1087
00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:55,440
Thought about not saying it and then I was like, I can't not say it.

1088
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,079
No, you got to do it.

1089
00:39:56,079 --> 00:39:57,440
You had to say it.

1090
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,960
I would have said it if you didn't.

1091
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,840
It's good to know you have my back like that, Tom.

1092
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,840
That's right.

1093
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,559
OK, you take the papers, you head back down to the dock.

1094
00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:08,079
Jonathan is standing.

1095
00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:12,679
The shadow is standing there at his podium alone.

1096
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:15,679
Very much the same as you left him.

1097
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:18,239
I mean, there's activity around.

1098
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,239
But nobody at the but nobody at the booth.

1099
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,679
Nobody at the booth.

1100
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,679
All right.

1101
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:28,599
This is hey, Moot, how do you feel about knowing that this guy's

1102
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:33,679
just got like caught Blanche over everything and he took a copper from you?

1103
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:35,879
I mean, not great.

1104
00:40:35,879 --> 00:40:38,119
Not great, but

1105
00:40:38,119 --> 00:40:39,119
that is what it is.

1106
00:40:39,119 --> 00:40:42,719
I mean, I paid him for the thoughts and he mostly delivered.

1107
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:43,839
The ribs were good.

1108
00:40:43,839 --> 00:40:47,000
So, I mean, if we just think about it, like you were paying for a restaurant

1109
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,639
recommendation. Oh, yeah.

1110
00:40:48,639 --> 00:40:50,599
OK, you know what? I really like that.

1111
00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:53,000
I guess that's OK, but I just want to let you guys know,

1112
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,920
if anyone is asking you to pay them in order to give you a recommendation

1113
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,079
for a restaurant, they are swindling you.

1114
00:41:00,079 --> 00:41:03,239
That information should be just coming freely between people.

1115
00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:06,039
Yeah.

1116
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,280
Hey, the shadow. Hello.

1117
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,400
We've already met. You don't have to.

1118
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,440
Right. Yes, sir. Yes.

1119
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,679
What can I do? What can I do for you?

1120
00:41:19,679 --> 00:41:21,639
You've seen Finbar.

1121
00:41:21,639 --> 00:41:23,679
Yeah, you got to go up and see your brother, Jonathan.

1122
00:41:23,679 --> 00:41:24,639
He's got to look at that clip.

1123
00:41:24,639 --> 00:41:28,159
Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

1124
00:41:28,279 --> 00:41:30,960
And then you're going to you're going to be coming with us on a ship

1125
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,559
to go see your sister. Like two weeks left.

1126
00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:36,000
No, he said that you got to go a little early

1127
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,400
to escort us to his sister, to your sister's kingdom.

1128
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,639
Fine.

1129
00:41:42,639 --> 00:41:44,359
Well, you don't have to throw a fit about it.

1130
00:41:44,359 --> 00:41:46,079
No, it's fine.

1131
00:41:46,079 --> 00:41:48,920
It's. Took my name away,

1132
00:41:49,159 --> 00:41:51,800
telling people I got to go and probably going to tell you

1133
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,360
you're in charge of me. I'll be back. Yeah, yeah.

1134
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,840
OK, I mean, we can still probably call you the shadow if you want.

1135
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,680
Yeah, it's it's such a cool name.

1136
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,200
Too late. OK, Jonathan.

1137
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,720
I'm still going to call him the shadow.

1138
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:07,480
I will not be.

1139
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,320
I'm not going to whisper it anymore, though, you guys,

1140
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,880
because I don't think he's.

1141
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,039
Don't give him the reverence. He doesn't deserve that.

1142
00:42:13,119 --> 00:42:14,400
Yeah, I don't think so.

1143
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,720
We just eeny meeny miny moe ship.

1144
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,520
Well, it's like maybe Marion put some instructions in here

1145
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,440
as well as our official seals that like give us our powers.

1146
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,840
Maybe there's like a ship name and we got to look for that ship.

1147
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:26,640
Let's see.

1148
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,760
No, as I imagine the scroll makes as I unroll it.

1149
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,160
Yeah, there is a ship name.

1150
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,880
What's the ship name?

1151
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,880
Barge Raiden.

1152
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,280
That's the ship. That's it.

1153
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,960
Yep. Yeah, you see you read it and it says barge.

1154
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,720
The ship name is barge right in.

1155
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,680
You look around at the ships

1156
00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:47,199
that you see in the dock.

1157
00:42:47,199 --> 00:42:48,879
Ironically, it's not a barge.

1158
00:42:48,879 --> 00:42:55,159
No, you don't actually see that name visible on any of the ships.

1159
00:42:55,799 --> 00:42:56,599
Where's Seamus?

1160
00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:59,679
Yeah, I was just going to say we need to go back to the man with the clipboard.

1161
00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:01,399
Seamus? Seamus?

1162
00:43:01,399 --> 00:43:04,239
You wander up and down and you do eventually find Seamus.

1163
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,399
It's not actually you eventually find Seamus.

1164
00:43:06,559 --> 00:43:08,279
Seamus is just off into the left.

1165
00:43:08,279 --> 00:43:09,599
It's not that large of a dock.

1166
00:43:11,919 --> 00:43:15,079
Hi. He wasn't exactly where we thought he was before,

1167
00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:16,920
so we couldn't find him.

1168
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,400
He was four feet to the left.

1169
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,199
I don't know. Exactly.

1170
00:43:20,199 --> 00:43:22,119
Seamus was gruff, wasn't he? He was.

1171
00:43:22,119 --> 00:43:24,319
He was. Yeah, Seamus.

1172
00:43:24,319 --> 00:43:26,759
So many fucking character voices that I got in this one.

1173
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,759
All right. Yeah, it's you two, three again.

1174
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,519
We are looking for a boat.

1175
00:43:33,519 --> 00:43:34,279
Yep.

1176
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,239
Barge Raiden. No.

1177
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,000
Cool. Yeah.

1178
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,039
Did you walk all the way down to the all the way down to the right there?

1179
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,159
Well, we were looking for a barge.

1180
00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:47,880
We didn't see one called Barge Raiden.

1181
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,840
No, it's not a barge.

1182
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,679
It's like a little

1183
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:54,320
all the way down to the end there.

1184
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,239
You'll find Captain's name is Dorbin.

1185
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,800
One more time.

1186
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,880
Dorbin. Dorbin.

1187
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,440
Sorry, was it Dorfin?

1188
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,279
D-O-R-B-I-N.

1189
00:44:04,279 --> 00:44:05,679
Dorbin. Dorbin.

1190
00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:07,400
Dorbin. OK.

1191
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,480
Dorbin. You can't miss it after you walk all the way down to the end.

1192
00:44:12,039 --> 00:44:13,559
OK, it's tough.

1193
00:44:13,559 --> 00:44:17,519
It's kind of easy to miss because it's actually hidden behind that one.

1194
00:44:18,559 --> 00:44:20,639
The Angel's Majesty. Yeah.

1195
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,760
That is a big one.

1196
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,599
Is that the King's boat?

1197
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:26,679
It is. Yeah.

1198
00:44:26,679 --> 00:44:28,960
Yeah, it's huge.

1199
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,000
Just before we walk all the way down there

1200
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,679
to see the disappointment that is going to be this boat.

1201
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,400
Yeah. Is it like real small?

1202
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,280
Well, are there sleeping quarters?

1203
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,400
Do we have to use oars?

1204
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,200
No, you don't have to use oars.

1205
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,120
It's a sailing ship.

1206
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,040
I mean, it does have oars on it in case the sail gets torn or wrecked

1207
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:49,160
or anything like that.

1208
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,320
So, no, it's not quite that bad.

1209
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,600
It's a little rickety.

1210
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,240
It's, you know, it's fine.

1211
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:58,240
You'll be fine.

1212
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:01,040
Did Marion choose this boat for us?

1213
00:45:02,519 --> 00:45:05,880
I'm just like Marion's writing.

1214
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,120
Is there a way we can get a boat that won't sink

1215
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,639
four minutes into the journey?

1216
00:45:11,639 --> 00:45:12,839
Why would it sink?

1217
00:45:12,839 --> 00:45:14,880
Dorban's been on the seas for years.

1218
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,440
Yeah, but we're taking Jonathan with us.

1219
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,159
Well, is it that time already?

1220
00:45:19,159 --> 00:45:20,199
Well, early.

1221
00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:21,719
Almost. I mean, close enough.

1222
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,559
Listen, we're getting sent off by the King

1223
00:45:24,679 --> 00:45:28,079
to repair relationships to open trade back up.

1224
00:45:28,679 --> 00:45:30,920
Are we going to be taken seriously in this dinghy?

1225
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,079
Well, you just have to get to the place.

1226
00:45:33,079 --> 00:45:34,679
I mean, everybody knows Dorban.

1227
00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:36,480
Oh, OK.

1228
00:45:37,159 --> 00:45:39,360
Oh, my God, is Dorban going to be our new Grancis?

1229
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,679
Look at Russ's face. He looks so happy.

1230
00:45:41,679 --> 00:45:43,800
He's so excited right now. I don't like this.

1231
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,280
I don't feel good about this, you guys.

1232
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,920
Never mind. We're not taking a boat.

1233
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,280
We're walking.

1234
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:51,960
We're doing this.

1235
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,360
We're doing this walk in real time, everybody.

1236
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:56,960
20 days it is.

1237
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,320
Yeah. All right.

1238
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,119
OK, let's barge right in.

1239
00:46:03,679 --> 00:46:04,800
Let's barge right in.

1240
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,039
I like your enthusiasm.

1241
00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:09,000
He hands you back the paper and you walk all the way down

1242
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,519
and to the right and you make it past where you can,

1243
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,000
you know, see around the Angel's Majesty.

1244
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,159
And it's a majestic boat.

1245
00:46:17,159 --> 00:46:19,159
And you come around the corner and.

1246
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,119
Have you seen Captain Ron?

1247
00:46:24,119 --> 00:46:28,599
I mean, in like 1997 or whenever that movie came out, sure.

1248
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,719
Please describe it for those of us who have not seen Captain Ron.

1249
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:35,160
It is a worn down,

1250
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,160
reasonable size sailboat

1251
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:43,000
that is of many colors along the side.

1252
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:47,840
And Jesus Christ, it is not ship shape.

1253
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,400
Aboard, there are tarps

1254
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:55,440
covering the various living sections.

1255
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,760
It is not ship shape.

1256
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,600
It looks very run down.

1257
00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:01,759
We're going to die out at sea in this thing.

1258
00:47:02,679 --> 00:47:05,639
This boat will be our casket.

1259
00:47:05,639 --> 00:47:09,599
There's a reason why they say that there's a hole.

1260
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,360
Is it a hole or a hole?

1261
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,199
Either way, this is a shithole.

1262
00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:16,679
This is what this is.

1263
00:47:16,679 --> 00:47:18,799
Well, I mean, it doesn't look.

1264
00:47:20,319 --> 00:47:23,719
Great, maybe it's just because it's beside the Angel's Majesty.

1265
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:24,639
The Queen.

1266
00:47:24,639 --> 00:47:26,599
So maybe it's just a comparison.

1267
00:47:26,599 --> 00:47:30,000
It's sort of looking bad because of that.

1268
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,440
Or Miriam's really.

1269
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,319
I hate us for some reason.

1270
00:47:36,319 --> 00:47:38,400
She rubbed up against me so much.

1271
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,519
I feel like I could blackmail her into a better ship.

1272
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,400
All right, well, you guys.

1273
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,159
Captain Dorban, we got to get going.

1274
00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:53,440
What are you guys just standing looking at the boat for?

1275
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,079
Don't you know how to get going here?

1276
00:47:55,119 --> 00:47:57,599
We got to make good time.

1277
00:47:57,599 --> 00:47:59,480
I can't believe he doesn't want you

1278
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,039
to stay two weeks longer, Jonathan.

1279
00:48:02,039 --> 00:48:02,880
Right?

1280
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,719
I'm such a delight.

1281
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,759
Have you sailed on this particular buke before?

1282
00:48:07,759 --> 00:48:10,559
Every time I have to go.

1283
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:12,599
Oh, that's, yeah.

1284
00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:15,559
This is making a lot more sense now.

1285
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,400
It's not us.

1286
00:48:18,319 --> 00:48:21,639
And Captain Dorban.

1287
00:48:21,639 --> 00:48:23,119
Captain Dorban.

1288
00:48:23,119 --> 00:48:24,519
Captain Dorban?

1289
00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:27,320
You hear footsteps kind of down below deck

1290
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:32,320
and they stumble up to the main deck.

1291
00:48:33,159 --> 00:48:38,159
And you see a man who has like this torn tattered.

1292
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,280
You do not get to look at.

1293
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,800
And like long knotted, not dreads,

1294
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,039
but like knotted hair.

1295
00:48:48,039 --> 00:48:53,039
And he's got like these really dark sunglasses on.

1296
00:48:53,079 --> 00:48:55,480
Does he have a kick ass six pack?

1297
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,519
He does have a kick ass six pack.

1298
00:48:57,519 --> 00:48:59,320
I mean, if Captain Ron is the template,

1299
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,039
one of us is going to fuck this guy.

1300
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:01,880
So.

1301
00:49:03,079 --> 00:49:03,920
Dibs.

1302
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,239
Boots time to shine.

1303
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:06,079
All right.

1304
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:12,320
He comes up and he's got a bottle of who knows what.

1305
00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:15,960
Then he takes a big swig and he's like,

1306
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,320
all right there, Jonathan.

1307
00:49:19,079 --> 00:49:20,400
You got friends today.

1308
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:22,079
All right.

1309
00:49:23,039 --> 00:49:25,079
This is going to be a wild ride.

1310
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:55,400
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 85,

1311
00:49:55,519 --> 00:49:59,000
starring Amy More as Sully, Carla Maxted as Glim,

1312
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,800
Tom Laird as Moot, and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

1313
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,200
Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More.

1314
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,800
This episode featured music from all over the world,

1315
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,000
including music from all over the world.

1316
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,000
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00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,680
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00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,559
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1333
00:50:59,759 --> 00:51:00,759
Thank you for listening.

1334
00:51:00,759 --> 00:51:03,159
You have a great week and we'll talk again soon.

1335
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,399
Well, I'd say 20 days by the boat,

1336
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:10,960
five to 10 by the ship,

1337
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,359
as long as you've got the winds at your back.

1338
00:51:12,359 --> 00:51:13,919
Sorry, 20 days for the boat,

1339
00:51:13,919 --> 00:51:16,000
but then five to 10 days for the ships,

1340
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,679
as long as the wind's at my back?

1341
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,040
Sorry, I'm not a nautilist.

1342
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,160
Then yeah, sure, we'd pay them 500 gold,

1343
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,000
but yeah, we pretty much give them carte blanche over it

1344
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,080
and we pretty much tell them

1345
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,240
whatever the fuck he can do, he can do,

1346
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,160
because he's not going to say carte blanche.

1347
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,320
I was going to say it's quite high brow

1348
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,640
for the way he's been talking lately,

1349
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,040
but you know what, maybe he pulled out,

1350
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,480
like he saw it on his word of the day toilet paper.

1351
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,680
And...

1352
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,240
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