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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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have been able to shed light on this situation and that's gonna be funny in a moment.

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This person's name is The Shadow, allegedly.

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The Shadow character wants to find treasure from some pirate isle.

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And you round a bend and you see a big sign that has the name of the town on

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it.

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Butzhole?

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Butzhole?

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Butzhole?

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I think they have the S in the wrong place.

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Okay, let's check down this aisle

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and see if there's anything.

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Is anything in your notes?

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What do we have?

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We have a sash, we've got the rope.

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Oh, this tri-corner hat.

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Yes.

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Oh, perfect.

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Here's a keg of gunpowder.

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Oh, I got a fuse here.

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Oh, excellence, excellent, a fuse.

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What are we up to now, four, five?

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That's five items, just one more.

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Rubber ducky, there's a rubber ducky.

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And thanks for the tips about the shadow.

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And thank you for teaching me of Bahamut.

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I will make sure that Bahamut is heard loudly in Butts Hole.

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Oh, his voice will echo in here.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your dungeon master,

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Russ More, he, him, also with me today is Tom Laird.

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Hey, that's me, he, him.

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Tonight I'm playing Mood, who also goes by he, him.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her, I am Norixis Akra, but you can call me Glim.

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And let me tell you about this real cool guy

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named Bahamut.

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And Amy More.

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She, her, and I play Sullivan Sleight,

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a lightfoot halfling rogue, he, him.

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So excited to be here.

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I messed up the intro so many times.

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That's great.

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Keep listening to that bloop.

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Have you been listening to the bloopers lately?

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Because there's some gold in the bloopers.

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It's all you.

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Well, now we better really come up with some gold tonight.

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Yeah, some real gold that we can take out of the show,

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because it's not quite good enough for the show,

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but it's good enough after the credits.

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Perfect.

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That's the gold that we're looking for.

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We can't really leave in the show

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how many times it takes us to remember

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how to intro the show that we have been doing for two,

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three, four.

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Many years.

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100 years?

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I mean, it feels like 100 years.

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No, it doesn't.

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It feels like it was just yesterday

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that we were a tiny baby sitting around a table

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playing a game, thinking nothing will ever come of this.

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I'm getting the weirdest visual right now.

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It's my baby have a beer bottle in his hand.

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I like that we all went there.

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Hey, where we have great things going on

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is over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Who's disappointed in Russ's segue?

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I thought it was a pretty great segue.

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It wasn't a segue.

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You were supposed to say something about baby.

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No, it was just hey.

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It was just hey.

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Hey, it's a good segue.

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I would like to lodge a formal complaint about that segue.

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You know what?

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Put it in the suggestion box.

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We'll deal with it next week.

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Question, do the segue police ride segues?

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Yes, I would assume they would have to legally.

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Perfect.

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Hey, when you're a patron, great segue Carla, I like it.

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Yeah, this is the stuff.

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Oh, I don't know if I can take this one out.

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Hey.

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We're starting with bloopers, you guys.

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This is how this episode is going to be.

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This is the energy we have.

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So I think.

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We need to make our own shenanigans.

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No, then we just like, we try to be slightly professional

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when we have a guest.

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See previous episode where we just talked about butts

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hole for two hours.

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Professional.

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Please come join us on Patreon.

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We need you.

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We need you for all your great ideas

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and for all your amazing amazingness.

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And when you are a patron, you get an episode

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dedicated to you.

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Like today's baby patron, Mark Harless.

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See, I would have got to it.

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Mark.

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Mark.

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Mark.

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Thanks, Mark.

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Mark wished me happy birthday just the last month

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there ago when I turned to birthday.

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Yeah.

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That's how you say that.

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That's how you say that.

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That's how you say it.

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The last month.

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I've heard Karla say it a long time.

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Absolutely.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Thank you, Mark.

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Thank you, Mark.

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But also come join us.

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We'd love to see you over there.

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And now, fuck it, let's play.

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OK.

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We're ready.

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Last time on Dumbgeons and Dragons,

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you found yourself wandering through the roadside town

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of butts hole with your good friend Wimren.

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Now we find you reading the note that Wimren left you

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as he decided to set up shop inside butts hole.

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You look at the note, all three of you collectively

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surrounding the note.

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And the note is scrawled, just scratches,

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as if it were taken throughout a person's travels.

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There's drink stains.

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There's torn parts.

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But the jest of the note, from what you can tell,

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I'm going to drop this energy because this is just

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getting weird now.

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It's like you're maintaining.

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Keep going with it, buddy.

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You can do this.

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The jest of the note is trade routes

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between three separate regions, Tirmish, Chondeth,

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and Tether have gone quiet.

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They've shut down, making trade near impossible.

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In these three regions, of these three regions,

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you find yourself in the region of Chondeth.

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You three have not traveled through Tirmish or Tether.

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So you yourself have not seen any major checkpoints

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or check stops or anything like that.

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But these three regions from the note

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are run by three siblings.

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It doesn't say specifically who.

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However, it also outlines an opportunity

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where you have to meet a person named The Shadow

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in the city of Erebar, who's looking

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for pirates or mercenaries, gold diggers, or adventurers

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to track down six lost items rumored

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to be hidden within the pirate isles,

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I-S-L-E-S, by the siblings, deceased father,

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and former king of the United Regions.

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Last we found you.

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You were going down the pirate isle in Zedmart.

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Now we find you arriving at the gates of Erebar,

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which is a?

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I assume it's where Prince Ali lives.

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Agrabah, right?

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Yeah.

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Bapu.

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Which is a port city at the end of two major trade routes.

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And the city appears, as you kind of wander through,

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appears richly stocked with fabrics and jewels.

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However, as you walk past grocers and other market

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and other portions of the market,

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food stores appear dwindled.

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And others, building materials and that sort of thing

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also appear to be in short supply.

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People, though, generally seem pleasant and greet you

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as you come through the city.

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And we join you now.

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So I just wanted to go over, again,

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our game plan is to take all the stuff we

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bought in the pirate isle and fool this man?

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You know, as I've thought about it more,

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as we've sort of been traveling

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and I kind of got up and caught up

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in like the excitement of the Zed Mart.

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Sure, yeah.

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And I feel like maybe that isn't the best strategy.

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Yeah, I feel like it's just going to like see right

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through us if we try this.

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We're good at so many things.

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one of them, especially against someone

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called the Shadow.

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Well, I mean, you guys.

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OK, I found that I found the note extremely hard

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to understand personally.

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I rambled.

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I'm really not entirely sure what

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we're supposed to be doing here.

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But were we not supposed to get these things?

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Well, from the pirate isle and look how it's spelled.

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I used to be a speller.

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No, I know.

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We thought it was a good idea at the time.

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I'm having second thoughts about it.

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Well, could we just ask?

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Like, OK, sorry.

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What is our end game here?

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We give these to them and then we

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say all trade routes open now.

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Yes, I believe that's the magic phrase

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we're supposed to say.

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Yes, I feel like you're using the sarcasm on me

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moot and it doesn't look good on you, my friend.

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It looks great on me.

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First, it does look great on you moot.

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I like that you're trying something new

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and it's pretty sassy and I like it.

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But yeah, maybe if we're trying

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to like get on board the ship to go get the treasure

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and reestablish trade.

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Is that what we want to do?

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Maybe we should be a little bit more upfront about that

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because I think the shadow is just like hiring folks.

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So he could probably just like hire us as opposed

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to some like weird, elaborate pirate isle

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ruse with like this fake parrot.

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The habits, it's not a ruse.

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Maybe they really needed this stuff

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and we can say, hey, you got a job for us?

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Look at all the stuff we got from the pirate isle

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at Zedmont.

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I mean, it wouldn't hurt to offer.

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Yeah, we could certainly try.

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It would be like the most honest thing I've ever said.

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Sure, it would be very up and up.

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Maybe they need a rubber ducky and a sash

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and some old rope.

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We don't know.

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Yeah.

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We've never been on a pirate mission before.

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Oh, you know what?

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I shouldn't say we.

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I have never been on a pirate mission before.

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I've never been on one either.

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Well, you guys, we did steal from that boat

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that one time, so I mean.

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That's true.

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That's borderline.

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That's a pirate mission.

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Okay.

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That's good thinking.

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Try and brainstorm some more things

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in case there's like a real serious interview component

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to getting hired on with the shadow.

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Are we kind of pirates?

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Oh, I know, I don't think so.

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Oh.

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I thought with the one mission and the boat.

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Well, I mean like pirates in training or something.

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Look, the dock's right there.

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Why don't we just walk up and see if he needs this stuff

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and we'll just charm him with skills and attributes.

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00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,199
I love it.

270
00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:27,319
Should we just ask that person, I guess?

271
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:32,039
We stand in with a clipboard at the dock, so I mean.

272
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,360
If you've got a clipboard at the dock,

273
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,839
it's like you know that that person's

274
00:11:34,839 --> 00:11:36,279
gonna know what's going on.

275
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,159
We got so much experience.

276
00:11:38,159 --> 00:11:42,279
Yeah, yeah, get those off the ship right away, okay?

277
00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:45,839
Ah, moving so slow.

278
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,039
Excuse me, fine fellow.

279
00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:50,199
Yeah, what can I do for you?

280
00:11:50,199 --> 00:11:53,480
Me and my friends here, we are looking for,

281
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:57,600
and Sully looks around, the shadow.

282
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,120
You're looking for the shadow?

283
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,919
Yeah, sure, he's just over in that hole there.

284
00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:06,600
Just right over there?

285
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:11,079
Yeah, there's a sign there, it says shadow hiring.

286
00:12:12,439 --> 00:12:13,480
He's not very sneaky.

287
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,519
That booth right there?

288
00:12:14,519 --> 00:12:17,039
That booth there, yeah, with that one individual

289
00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:21,199
seated behind it, it says copper for your thoughts.

290
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,519
So wait, like we pay for our own thoughts?

291
00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:24,839
Yeah, I'm not sure I understand

292
00:12:24,839 --> 00:12:26,319
what that business model is, like does he,

293
00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:28,000
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

294
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,559
Is he telepathic?

295
00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:30,839
Like I give him a copper

296
00:12:30,839 --> 00:12:33,399
and then he tells me what my thoughts are?

297
00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:36,919
Yeah, yeah, that's what he tries to do.

298
00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:39,439
But also, he's hiring for a pirate mission?

299
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,920
You know, he's got his hands in a lot of pots right now.

300
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,760
Wow.

301
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,600
He's just branching out.

302
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,040
You know, someone came through talking,

303
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,560
they were putting on a show talking about the gig economy

304
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,120
and he really took it to heart.

305
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,600
That guy's going everywhere.

306
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,920
Right, yeah, like he's got like a side hustle,

307
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,920
a telepathy side hustle.

308
00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:02,240
Telepathy side hustle, hiring people to do things,

309
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,840
taking up space on the dock.

310
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,120
You've been so helpful, what's your name, sir?

311
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,320
Seamus.

312
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,640
Excellent.

313
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,799
Thank you for, I guess, pointing out the sign.

314
00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:12,960
We probably should have noticed,

315
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,559
but we didn't because we're so excited.

316
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:15,439
It's a busy dock

317
00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:16,879
and you look like you're new around here.

318
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,080
You saw me with a clipboard.

319
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,159
Clipboards mean official.

320
00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:21,000
Power.

321
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,080
You just, you ooze authority.

322
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,720
So we knew we should probably just ask him.

323
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,919
We flocked to the clipboard.

324
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,720
I thought you were the shadow.

325
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:31,519
I ooze things, but that's for another day.

326
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,159
Maybe we'll catch up about that later.

327
00:13:34,159 --> 00:13:36,120
Maybe, we're gonna go talk to the shadow.

328
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,360
Get the chickens.

329
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,399
Okay, thank you.

330
00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:39,240
Bye, Seamus.

331
00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:41,559
Where do you think he oozes?

332
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,319
I don't even, questions like that.

333
00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:45,600
You don't wanna speculate.

334
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,439
Let's not speculate.

335
00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:47,559
You're right, you're right, you're right.

336
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:51,720
Is there a queue forming at the shadow's booth or?

337
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,159
Is he all alone at that booth?

338
00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:57,399
Do we just see people walking up and slamming down

339
00:13:57,399 --> 00:13:58,840
nickels, like what's happening here?

340
00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,759
Are there balloons?

341
00:13:59,759 --> 00:14:01,279
Is it a job fair?

342
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:03,720
I'm having like stress flashbacks

343
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,480
of working in radio promotions

344
00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:08,240
and like being in a booth by myself

345
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,399
at like 9,000 events.

346
00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:12,440
And the only people that would come talk to me

347
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,159
were like kind of random weirdos

348
00:14:14,159 --> 00:14:15,440
who probably were oozing.

349
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,639
And then they just would like kind of hang out there

350
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,759
for like an hour.

351
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,720
Anyway, I'm sure this is nothing like that.

352
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,039
But for me, Carla.

353
00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:25,200
No, it's very traumatic.

354
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,039
You know what?

355
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:29,240
We haven't had a Carla side story in a long time.

356
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,080
That can't possibly be true.

357
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,040
No, I feel like it.

358
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:36,879
I feel like it.

359
00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:37,720
It's been a while.

360
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,560
It's been a while.

361
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,600
You turn around and you see the sign,

362
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,120
shadow hiring, whatever I said.

363
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,920
That's what it says.

364
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:50,560
There is a tall, skinny person.

365
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:55,560
They are dressed in long black robes

366
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,759
with a black cloak over their face.

367
00:14:57,759 --> 00:15:00,040
It's a very sunny, hot day.

368
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,120
And they're standing at this,

369
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,919
for lack of a better term, podium.

370
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,480
Instantly in my mind,

371
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,440
when you were talking about the black clothing,

372
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,960
I am picturing David on Schitt's Creek

373
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,600
when he's at like the Amish farm.

374
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,440
Yep.

375
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,279
100%.

376
00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:18,560
Holding a pitchfork.

377
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,799
Yeah, of course, because why wouldn't he be?

378
00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:22,560
Yes, he's standing there.

379
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,200
And it does say copper for your thoughts.

380
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,639
I walk up to the table and I slam a copper down.

381
00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:28,799
Give me your thoughts.

382
00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:30,600
No, the man with the clipboard said

383
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,320
you were supposed to tell me my thoughts.

384
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,960
Also, this kind of feels like a robbery

385
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,360
because like you just took his money

386
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,120
but then you demanded more.

387
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,080
All right, your thoughts.

388
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,320
I'm looking at you.

389
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,480
You have, the three of you look very peculiar.

390
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,320
Don't you read my thoughts.

391
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,639
No, no, just fine, just fine.

392
00:15:45,639 --> 00:15:47,120
Yeah, I'm looking straight at you.

393
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,800
I see your friends in the periphery though.

394
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:53,920
Okay, I see.

395
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,879
Okay, you have lots of things on you.

396
00:15:56,879 --> 00:15:59,360
It looks like you might be

397
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,759
a roamer's or adventurer's of some sort.

398
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:05,759
You have lots of, these are very peculiar pirate items.

399
00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:06,879
You have those with you.

400
00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:09,680
You're searching for something

401
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,000
and you're gonna find it very soon.

402
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,399
Ooh, so there's a good rib place around here.

403
00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:15,879
You know it.

404
00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:17,200
And what's the name of that rib place?

405
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,960
Can I need all those details then, friend?

406
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,519
Thick ribs.

407
00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:21,519
Thick ribs, of course.

408
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,279
Thick ribs, yeah.

409
00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:24,720
Yeah, it's just down the street.

410
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,600
Stacy owns it.

411
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,639
It's thick ribs by Stacy.

412
00:16:27,639 --> 00:16:29,000
Sounds delicious.

413
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:30,519
And believable.

414
00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:35,519
So, does he get to keep his copper though, cause?

415
00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:37,840
I gave him his thoughts.

416
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,519
Did he not find the rib place?

417
00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:43,799
I mean, we haven't left the table yet to check it.

418
00:16:43,799 --> 00:16:45,480
But it's probably what Moot was thinking about,

419
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,799
let's be honest.

420
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:49,440
Well, I mean, when is he not thinking about food?

421
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,480
But that's not the point.

422
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,320
Well, you know, you look like a man who enjoys food.

423
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,200
Point is, I know a swindler when I see one.

424
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,159
Hey, hey, no swindler here.

425
00:16:58,199 --> 00:16:59,399
What voice are you doing?

426
00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:01,240
I don't know.

427
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,919
Maybe some Andrew Day's clay, what's happening here?

428
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,200
Dickery, dickery, dock.

429
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,879
This episode is fucked, because of tech issues

430
00:17:11,879 --> 00:17:14,079
and just the energy we came in.

431
00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:17,240
Just the weird energy we've got going on.

432
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,759
We're trying to match Butts Hole,

433
00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:20,440
and it's just not there yet.

434
00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:23,079
Can I ask you a personal question?

435
00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:24,559
I would love it.

436
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:26,839
Are you the shadow?

437
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,759
He looks back and forth, kind of surveying the scene.

438
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,959
Yeah, I might be the shadow.

439
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:33,959
What are you in for?

440
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:37,439
Well.

441
00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:38,839
I said it, it's committed.

442
00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:44,879
Well, apparently we're in for a whole fucking cuppa

443
00:17:44,879 --> 00:17:46,519
for very little information.

444
00:17:46,519 --> 00:17:51,279
Look, sir, I gave you your thoughts, right?

445
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,799
He looks to Moot.

446
00:17:52,799 --> 00:17:54,039
I mean, kinda.

447
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:54,879
Yeah, exactly.

448
00:17:54,879 --> 00:17:56,199
I mean, I filled in a lot of blanks for you,

449
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,519
but yeah, mostly.

450
00:17:57,519 --> 00:18:00,160
A lot of it, he was just telling you what you were wearing.

451
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,440
I mean, that's true.

452
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,440
Some people think a lot about what they wear.

453
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,559
Did we get swindled?

454
00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:08,000
Oh, are you looking for the shadow?

455
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,240
I'm the shadow.

456
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,360
Can I ask you why you're searching for me?

457
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,000
Are you, oh, wait a second.

458
00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:20,799
Are you searching for adventure?

459
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:25,559
I'm sorry, I have to say.

460
00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:28,319
You fucking know we are.

461
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:30,759
This is like the worst pickup line at a bar.

462
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,319
Are you searching for adventure?

463
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,000
It sounded, I'm sorry, I got thrown off,

464
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,519
it sounded so sexual when you asked it that way,

465
00:18:36,519 --> 00:18:38,399
which maybe is what you meant, I don't know,

466
00:18:38,399 --> 00:18:41,680
but we are looking for adventure,

467
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,319
but I just mean like, literally,

468
00:18:43,319 --> 00:18:45,839
we're hoping to like go to the pirate isles,

469
00:18:45,839 --> 00:18:48,039
not like a sex thing.

470
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,919
No, yeah, why would you think sex thing?

471
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,000
Well, also, we've already been to the pirate isles.

472
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,680
Well, we've been to the pirate isle.

473
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,920
Okay, yes.

474
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:56,759
I guess there was only one.

475
00:18:56,759 --> 00:18:58,360
So you've come to collect your bounty.

476
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,800
Uh-huh.

477
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,120
Great, well, show me the items

478
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,400
and then I will give you the 500 gold per item

479
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,200
that you have, of course, found.

480
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,240
Sure, Sully, yeah, you go ahead and show them.

481
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,320
There's no way I'm carrying all of it, Moot.

482
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,920
Look at me, I'm tiny,

483
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:20,279
but I do have this sash here,

484
00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:21,600
and I un-

485
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,840
It's a very nice sash.

486
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,000
There's some rope I got here, my bag.

487
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,519
Yes.

488
00:19:28,519 --> 00:19:30,560
Who else has got the other stuff?

489
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,440
Well, I've got this hat, obviously,

490
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,600
this tri-corner hat.

491
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,279
Very nice hat, brings out your eyes.

492
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:37,039
Oh, thank you, that's so nice.

493
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,560
I've got this keg of gunpowder.

494
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,400
Great.

495
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,759
And a fuse.

496
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:45,519
Okay.

497
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,359
Because those go together.

498
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,839
Yeah, I mean, you need both of those.

499
00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:49,400
And then, Moot, don't you have,

500
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,119
do you have the rubber ducky or?

501
00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:52,720
I definitely have the rubber ducky.

502
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,839
Okay, yeah.

503
00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:56,680
So that's what we got in the pirate aisle.

504
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,960
Is that rubber ducky, is that the one?

505
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,680
Yes, I do hear it makes bath time so much fun.

506
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,519
So much fun.

507
00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:03,359
Oh my gosh.

508
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,720
So much fun.

509
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:09,720
Wow, that is, those are a great cluster of items,

510
00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:13,000
but now the items that you found in the pirate aisle.

511
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,000
These were found.

512
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
These are from the.

513
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,839
Pirates.

514
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:16,839
These are from the pirate aisle.

515
00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:18,599
In the Zed Mart?

516
00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:19,440
Oh.

517
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,839
Because we got a note.

518
00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:21,680
Right.

519
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:26,680
And they spelled aisle, A-I-S-L-E.

520
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,039
Oh, that's unfortunate.

521
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:32,599
And so, I'm thinking, it was like.

522
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,119
Just a miscommunication, probably.

523
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:34,960
Oh, that's what,

524
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,119
because we spent real money on these things.

525
00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:37,960
That's unfortunate.

526
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,799
That, yeah.

527
00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:40,240
Yeah, because you probably could have found

528
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,079
a lot of those things.

529
00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:42,440
Because you didn't want.

530
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,799
You don't want any of these?

531
00:20:43,799 --> 00:20:44,640
I don't.

532
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,360
This wasn't what you were looking for?

533
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,200
Well, I mean.

534
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,039
Oh, no, hold on.

535
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:48,960
Makes bath time so much.

536
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,480
I would give you a copper back for the rubber deck.

537
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,640
I mean.

538
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,200
I think you paid too several for it.

539
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,600
I'd keep it moved.

540
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,600
Yeah, that doesn't seem like a great deal.

541
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,000
Okay, so, okay, hold on.

542
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:01,840
Okay.

543
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,480
You are not going to the pirate aisle?

544
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,360
Well, no, I'm hiring people to go to the pirate aisle.

545
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,840
Oh, but not like with you?

546
00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:13,439
Well, no, not particularly.

547
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,759
But do you have a boat?

548
00:21:14,759 --> 00:21:16,919
Oh, no.

549
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:19,319
So you are hiring people with a boat.

550
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,199
Guys, let's go.

551
00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:24,079
Well, you could rent a boat.

552
00:21:24,079 --> 00:21:26,199
Like, you could rent a boat.

553
00:21:26,199 --> 00:21:28,720
I mean, you have all of the gear ready to go.

554
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,559
Look at you.

555
00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:31,799
You're practically three pirates.

556
00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:33,720
Well, that's why I'm wondering why we need you,

557
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,159
the Shadow, as a pirate middleman.

558
00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:37,000
Well, I'm the one handling.

559
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,319
Because I don't really understand what.

560
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:40,359
Okay.

561
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,440
We are going to go in a rented boat to the pirate aisle.

562
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,320
And you were like, yeah, come on down.

563
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,160
Give him your junk

564
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,160
and he will give you all of the gold.

565
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,960
Junk, excuse me, sir.

566
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,920
The rubber duckie is exquisite.

567
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,520
But we'll get back to that point.

568
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,960
We saw your name on a note

569
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,600
and something about trade routes.

570
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,720
And we thought you were hiring adventurers

571
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,360
to go to the pirate aisles

572
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,640
and get treasure, like, on your boat.

573
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,480
Isn't that what we thought?

574
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,320
Is that what we thought?

575
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,400
But also somehow that's gonna solve a trade route problem.

576
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,760
Okay, so you seem to have,

577
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,160
can I see your note?

578
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,520
Yeah, here, it's kind of crumpled.

579
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,880
You know what, I should have maybe,

580
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,280
we spent some time in Butts Hole

581
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,800
and like, I feel like.

582
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,240
A lot of fun in Butts Hole.

583
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,640
A lot of fun in Butts Hole,

584
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,720
but it does leave your brain not quite working

585
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,799
at peak smart.

586
00:22:40,279 --> 00:22:42,120
You did it. Yup.

587
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,920
Case in point.

588
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,720
Oh, I see what the problem is here.

589
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,920
You're missing a lot of the information.

590
00:22:50,799 --> 00:22:54,120
So, okay, let me tell you a tale.

591
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,759
Gather round my podium here.

592
00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:58,519
Okay, lean in close.

593
00:22:58,519 --> 00:22:59,360
Yes.

594
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,759
Closer.

595
00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:03,120
Did anyone notice that his podium's just a table?

596
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,200
Shh, you're too close.

597
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,279
The other two of you can come in.

598
00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:07,279
You take a step back.

599
00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:08,319
Is it a podium?

600
00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:11,000
And if so, can I reach the top of it?

601
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:11,920
Is it?

602
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,759
Is this too close?

603
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:13,960
No, that's good, that's good.

604
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,440
Yes, yes, let's feel our hot breath on our cheeks.

605
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,200
I don't like this. I can't hear anyone.

606
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,759
No, you're fine, sir.

607
00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:22,799
You just keep the rubber duckies safe.

608
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,039
Once a time ago.

609
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,920
That's how the story started.

610
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,000
Now once upon a time, once a time ago.

611
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,039
Once a time ago.

612
00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:43,360
Guys, we are wording the hell out of this podcast today.

613
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,200
Oh, so good.

614
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,039
So good.

615
00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:46,440
Oh my goodness.

616
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,279
I can't.

617
00:23:57,279 --> 00:23:58,120
Okay.

618
00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:02,160
Go on, sir, once a time ago.

619
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,880
Yeah, I think I have my moot note for the episode.

620
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,400
Once a time ago.

621
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:09,799
Once a time ago.

622
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:16,559
There was a wonderful king who ruled the land.

623
00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:19,720
His name was Lonen Borwin.

624
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,640
Lonen?

625
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,759
Lonen.

626
00:24:21,759 --> 00:24:22,600
Okay.

627
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,640
Yes, L-O-N-A-N, Borwin.

628
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,640
You with me so far?

629
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,480
Onward.

630
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,640
Not really.

631
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,200
There was a peaceful king

632
00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:34,279
who commanded and took care of the regions

633
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:37,319
of Termish and Chondeth and Tether.

634
00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:41,000
You know where you are, right?

635
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,240
Yeah, we're in Tether.

636
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,080
Chondeth.

637
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:43,920
That's what I said.

638
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:44,759
Yes, yeah.

639
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,240
You were in Chondeth.

640
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:51,160
He ruled those lands peacefully for a long time

641
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,960
until one day he struck ill

642
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,120
and he had three children

643
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,640
who he was going to give the lands to.

644
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,200
But they didn't get along so well,

645
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,720
so he decided to give one of the lands to each of them

646
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,600
and break down his most prized possession,

647
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,759
his famed mace sword,

648
00:25:17,519 --> 00:25:21,000
and spread the pieces across the pirate isles.

649
00:25:22,559 --> 00:25:24,759
One day, when those three would find

650
00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:26,519
each of those three items

651
00:25:26,519 --> 00:25:31,039
and traverse through the hard-fought conquests

652
00:25:31,039 --> 00:25:32,519
to find them,

653
00:25:32,519 --> 00:25:34,079
it would bring them closer together,

654
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:35,879
uniting the regions.

655
00:25:37,399 --> 00:25:39,799
Problem is his children didn't really...

656
00:25:43,319 --> 00:25:45,240
They're kind of weak-minded

657
00:25:46,159 --> 00:25:48,039
and they kind of stopped looking.

658
00:25:49,159 --> 00:25:50,159
But because they thought

659
00:25:50,159 --> 00:25:52,960
that this thing was supposed to bring them together,

660
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,599
the relationship fell apart

661
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:57,920
and they each tried to conquer the other,

662
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,359
breaking down and spiraling into these,

663
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,120
these walls built up at trade routes

664
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:08,960
and making it difficult for each region

665
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,440
to get the supplies that they needed.

666
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,720
So now we're hunting for each of those six items

667
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:21,400
in order to unite them again

668
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,200
and hopefully bring peace back to the region.

669
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,760
So just so I'm clear.

670
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,600
Yes.

671
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,120
The king,

672
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:37,240
knowing his three feeble-minded sons,

673
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,920
sons?

674
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,720
Two sons and a daughter.

675
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,560
Children.

676
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:46,880
He broke a sword into how many pieces?

677
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,000
Well, five pieces.

678
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,880
And then there was a gauntlet, a sixth piece.

679
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,240
So they would each have to find two pieces.

680
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,600
Yes.

681
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,080
And put them together.

682
00:26:57,879 --> 00:26:59,720
And the adventure of this

683
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,679
was supposed to bring them closer together.

684
00:27:01,679 --> 00:27:02,519
Yeah.

685
00:27:02,519 --> 00:27:07,519
Okay, so, and then once they got the sword,

686
00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:13,000
they would like all magically become a family,

687
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,399
happy days.

688
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:18,079
That was the hope.

689
00:27:18,079 --> 00:27:19,199
You know, from back there,

690
00:27:19,199 --> 00:27:20,799
I could just hear bits and pieces,

691
00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:24,599
but having Sully retell it, it sounds really stupid.

692
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,319
Yeah, you'd think if you wanted your family

693
00:27:26,319 --> 00:27:28,000
to get along, you would work on getting them

694
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,039
to get along while you were still alive

695
00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:33,240
instead of waiting until after you had passed.

696
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,399
And so I can kind of see where maybe

697
00:27:35,399 --> 00:27:36,720
the feeble-minded children

698
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,439
got their feeble-mindedness from.

699
00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:39,279
Right.

700
00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:41,759
Also, I mean, if they can't see

701
00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:43,279
that they're just like starving

702
00:27:43,279 --> 00:27:47,159
and strangling each other's kingdoms, essentially.

703
00:27:47,159 --> 00:27:48,000
Yeah.

704
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,599
Because like, that's kind of stupid.

705
00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:55,599
So we're gonna do all the work to get all the pieces

706
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,600
and then just hope that by giving them a full sword,

707
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,640
which only one of them can have, by the way,

708
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,600
that it's going to make everything perfectly fine again.

709
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,000
Well, I guess when you put it like that.

710
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,840
Did a magic sword?

711
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,280
Let me spin it to you another way.

712
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,120
Okay.

713
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:18,760
The pirate isles have many opportunities

714
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,560
and challenges amongst them.

715
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,520
Some of them are finding six items.

716
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,200
Mm-hmm.

717
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200
What are the other ones?

718
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:31,000
Well, others, if you bypass the dangerous pirates

719
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,400
and smugglers throughout the region,

720
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,920
there are places you can see futures.

721
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:41,920
There are majestic beings that hold great powers

722
00:28:43,559 --> 00:28:47,039
that could be utilized or bargained with

723
00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:49,559
in order to achieve goals

724
00:28:49,559 --> 00:28:54,559
that adventurers, like yourselves, might have.

725
00:28:56,039 --> 00:28:58,359
That copper for your thoughts might tell me

726
00:28:58,359 --> 00:29:01,759
that you three have your own adventure that you're on.

727
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:10,000
Sorry, can we have a minute just to talk

728
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,039
to just the three of us here,

729
00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:13,759
if we just step away all the way back

730
00:29:13,759 --> 00:29:15,000
where Moot is, maybe?

731
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,720
Oh, of course, yeah, yeah, no problem.

732
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,240
Yeah, I'll just, you just see him kind of step back.

733
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,240
Once a time ago, rehashing it.

734
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,279
How could I have done this better?

735
00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:32,360
I should be recording myself so I can look at these.

736
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,720
Give myself some constructive feedback, criticism.

737
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,799
You think it's like his first day on the job, guys?

738
00:29:37,799 --> 00:29:39,160
He does kind of like it.

739
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,360
I mean, I kind of think the shadow is not a person

740
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,400
and is instead just a role because you can't see them

741
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,640
when they're covered.

742
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,440
So it actually is probably just like some random person

743
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,360
who was swabbing a deck the day before

744
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,160
that has just stepped into the role of the shadow.

745
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,920
Yeah, I completely agree.

746
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:03,480
So, I mean, just so I'm clear,

747
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,840
we're here to do the good guy thing

748
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,040
and get trade routes back open.

749
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,080
Is that why we decide?

750
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,280
I can't, I don't remember the conversation

751
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,240
because there was a lot of liquor in battle.

752
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,799
Yeah, I'm not, I mean, it does seem like

753
00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:24,639
there isn't a lot of food here.

754
00:30:24,639 --> 00:30:27,480
Just, you know, there's a lot of like cloth

755
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,599
and other beautiful things, but clearly,

756
00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:32,680
this is not the kingdom where they produce the food.

757
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,079
Where they eat.

758
00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:36,119
Well, they want to eat, but they're not,

759
00:30:36,119 --> 00:30:39,680
this is not the bread basket of the country.

760
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,839
So I don't know, I don't want people to starve.

761
00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:43,920
I do want to help.

762
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,360
We're just enabling some poor rulers though, if we go in.

763
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,200
If we go and like kill ourselves

764
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,039
trying to find these pieces of the swords

765
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,560
and then get them and then bring them back,

766
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,680
I feel like the real work is gonna be done

767
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,640
just having the conversations with these rulers.

768
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,920
I don't, sword in hand, sword not in hand,

769
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,480
unless they really are so stupid,

770
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,800
they can't believe they can get along

771
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:13,720
if they don't have the sword.

772
00:31:14,879 --> 00:31:17,639
But perhaps that we can ask to talk to

773
00:31:17,639 --> 00:31:20,519
whoever the ruler is of this place

774
00:31:20,519 --> 00:31:22,480
and just see where we get.

775
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,519
And just explain it back to them in a way,

776
00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:28,639
like as outsiders, we can sort of hear it

777
00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:30,039
in a different way and say,

778
00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:32,200
it seems like this is what's going on.

779
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,440
Is that, is that really what's going on?

780
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,480
You're too close to the problem.

781
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,519
Maybe Moot can draw some pictures.

782
00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:39,720
Oh, I could try.

783
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,559
Yes.

784
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,960
I mean, I'm not opposed to that.

785
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,559
I mean, I'm all for adventure,

786
00:31:44,559 --> 00:31:49,559
but I, I, I, is it, is it gonna help us save the world?

787
00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:52,079
I, I don't know.

788
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:52,919
I wish, I don't know.

789
00:31:52,919 --> 00:31:56,000
If we knew this sword was like magic

790
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,039
or bringing these kingdoms together

791
00:31:58,039 --> 00:31:59,839
was going to. If we got to keep it.

792
00:31:59,839 --> 00:32:03,079
If we got to, sure, if we got to keep it.

793
00:32:04,119 --> 00:32:05,919
I'm just not sure we should risk our lives

794
00:32:05,919 --> 00:32:08,279
when we do have a destiny to save the world.

795
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,039
Just like heading off on an adventure seems sort of selfish.

796
00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:15,160
The whole world is counting on us.

797
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,680
That's true.

798
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,480
But it's hard to know.

799
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,799
Is this where we're supposed to be right now?

800
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,480
I say, maybe, maybe we can just go talk to the ruler.

801
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,680
Just really see how feeble minded this person is.

802
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,680
That's a good point.

803
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,519
Sure.

804
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,119
Mr. Shadow.

805
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,080
And that's the story as it's told today.

806
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:39,920
Yeah, sorry.

807
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,320
Yes, yes.

808
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,000
Great ending, by the by.

809
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,840
Is there a way we can talk to the ruler of this place?

810
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:47,680
You want to talk to.

811
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,400
Cho-jus-nance-nce.

812
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,640
You want to talk to the ruler of Chondath.

813
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,440
Chondath, yeah, that's what I said.

814
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,160
Cho-jus-nance-nce.

815
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,080
That's how you say it.

816
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,280
Yeah.

817
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,440
Yeah, absolutely.

818
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,880
Well, I suppose you could go,

819
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,160
you could go there, there here in Erebar.

820
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:10,160
So, you could probably go make an appointment.

821
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,240
And just one more time, real quick, sorry.

822
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,200
Sorry, Sully.

823
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,759
Real quick, Tether, Chondath, and.

824
00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:19,600
Turmish.

825
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,200
Turmish.

826
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,600
Close, with shermish.

827
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,440
Sherm-er-der-r.

828
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,279
Shermish.

829
00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:26,519
Sherm-er-der-r.

830
00:33:26,519 --> 00:33:28,040
Shermish.

831
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,560
Okay, and the leader of Chondath is.

832
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,880
Finbar Borwyn.

833
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,680
Oh.

834
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,800
And we would find Finbar.

835
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,400
In the castle, and he points up to the castle.

836
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,240
Excellent.

837
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,080
Up on the hill.

838
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,280
Okay, cool.

839
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,800
You know what, we might be back.

840
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,880
You keep working on your story, though.

841
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,360
Great, yeah, okay.

842
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,640
So, okay, you're gonna go talk to Finbar.

843
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,400
Do you know, like, have people tried that before?

844
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,800
It seems like the most direct route.

845
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,000
Maybe we could just talk to them, they could talk,

846
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,559
they could reconcile over the love of their father,

847
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:05,640
or something.

848
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,239
Yeah, well, I guess you could try.

849
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,920
It seems pretty straightforward.

850
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,159
I don't know if anybody has tried.

851
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:15,679
I mean, a call was put out to go find these items,

852
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,639
and you know, a handsome reward, and adventure,

853
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,719
and you know, it's a perilous journey,

854
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,519
but you know, great payout in the end,

855
00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:26,079
that sort of thing.

856
00:34:26,079 --> 00:34:29,360
Reasoning with people, and family counseling

857
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,680
wasn't really in the initial argument.

858
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,120
I should, I just wanna say,

859
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,920
one thing you did miss from your story

860
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,039
was the great reward upon return.

861
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:44,280
Do you wanna expand on that a little bit, or?

862
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,120
Oh, well, it was on your note here,

863
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,200
500 gold per item.

864
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,039
Right.

865
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,000
I, I, I remember that one.

866
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,720
That's the only part of it that's stuck in my head.

867
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,320
I don't usually care about so much

868
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,800
about the fiduciary parts of the adventuring,

869
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,640
and you know what, Sully, I just should leave that to you,

870
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,720
because you are the one that knows about that stuff.

871
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:04,640
I don't, so. That's true,

872
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,559
and the potty woods, honest.

873
00:35:06,559 --> 00:35:07,920
I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean,

874
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,640
if you were to find all six,

875
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,280
which, I mean, none have been returned currently,

876
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,400
I mean, that's 3,000 gold.

877
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,760
I mean, kingdoms have been founded on less than that.

878
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,200
True, but what is more important than family?

879
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:24,519
For smugglers and pirates, probably money.

880
00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:27,480
Well, I mean, like, what if we were able to get it going,

881
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,519
get them talking, open the trade routes,

882
00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:32,239
and then go out and find the pieces?

883
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:33,679
Well, wouldn't they have come together

884
00:35:33,679 --> 00:35:35,320
and go find the pieces themselves?

885
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,480
And wouldn't that be better?

886
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,599
Sure, I guess so.

887
00:35:38,599 --> 00:35:39,920
Who am I?

888
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,119
Glim, this is all your fault.

889
00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:41,960
Let's fucking go.

890
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,679
No, I love it.

891
00:35:43,679 --> 00:35:45,559
I like that you're turning down money

892
00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:47,320
for us to go talk, let's go,

893
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,599
let's go see what Finbar is up to.

894
00:35:49,599 --> 00:35:51,159
I feel dirty.

895
00:35:51,159 --> 00:35:52,280
So you storm away.

896
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,160
Yep.

897
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:58,160
Also, keeping an eye out for the thick rib place.

898
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,960
Stacey's Thick Ribs?

899
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,760
Thick Ribs by Stacey, yes.

900
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,800
Also, what kind of ribs are they?

901
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,080
There's not a lot of food coming in and out of here.

902
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:11,920
That's a good question.

903
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:16,000
I'm hoping those big dinosaur ribs.

904
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,519
Oh, those are fun.

905
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:23,360
But where, like, but where are they getting them from?

906
00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:25,119
Well, dinosaurs, I guess.

907
00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:27,679
No, I think he means because there's like

908
00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:29,759
the trade dispute, so.

909
00:36:29,759 --> 00:36:30,960
Oh, yeah.

910
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,199
Sure, yeah, okay.

911
00:36:32,199 --> 00:36:33,679
What kind of meat is it?

912
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,079
Good question.

913
00:36:37,079 --> 00:36:38,400
You walk down a few streets

914
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:43,400
and you're hit with an aroma of sugars and flame.

915
00:36:44,679 --> 00:36:47,199
You turn the corner and you see thick ribs

916
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:52,200
by Stacey, giant red marquee with yellow lettering

917
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:58,680
adorning it, lights, the only place that has a lineup.

918
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,160
That's a good sign.

919
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,400
You guys, I freaked myself out.

920
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,600
I can't eat here.

921
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,200
I mean, we could probably just ask.

922
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,040
If it's people?

923
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,520
They could have, well, I don't think it's.

924
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,600
Oh, I didn't think that.

925
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,240
I don't think people are very good eating.

926
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:17,160
What did you think I was alluded into?

927
00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:20,399
Well, I guess I really didn't put two and two together.

928
00:37:20,399 --> 00:37:23,239
If the trade routes are down

929
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,159
and they are not a farming community,

930
00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:27,920
where are they getting the meat?

931
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,399
I see now.

932
00:37:29,399 --> 00:37:30,239
Yeah.

933
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,679
What you were trying to say.

934
00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:33,719
Guys, it smells good.

935
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,319
It's freaking me out.

936
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:36,679
I'm hungry, but.

937
00:37:36,679 --> 00:37:38,719
Well, let's just ask someone in line.

938
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:39,559
Excuse me.

939
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:40,839
Oh, yeah, yeah, hey.

940
00:37:40,839 --> 00:37:42,559
Hi. Oh, hey.

941
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:43,799
So sorry to bother you.

942
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:50,519
We heard from the shadow about this rib place.

943
00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:51,880
Oh, yeah, that's a great rib place.

944
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,720
Thick Ribs by Stacey.

945
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:58,720
And I was just wondering what kind of ribs they sell.

946
00:37:59,519 --> 00:38:01,760
Well, they are, you know,

947
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,400
very artisans of all things ribs,

948
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,840
but lately they've been bringing in

949
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,440
a lot of ribs from the sea.

950
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:11,240
There's the mule whale that is well-known

951
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,640
in the Sea of Stars here.

952
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,599
And that was just brought in a fresh catch there

953
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:17,559
a couple of days ago.

954
00:38:17,559 --> 00:38:20,480
So as I believe, yeah, check the sign.

955
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,759
Can't quite see the sign inside,

956
00:38:21,759 --> 00:38:24,719
but I'm pretty sure they're still serving mule whale.

957
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,239
Oh, mule whale.

958
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,079
Yeah.

959
00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:28,599
Well, I've never had that.

960
00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:30,400
If you had that moot, you're the foodie.

961
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,239
Is that seafood?

962
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,440
I've never even heard of it before.

963
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,599
Is that land food?

964
00:38:33,599 --> 00:38:37,039
It's a whale that kind of has a,

965
00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:39,239
it's a very interesting creature.

966
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,160
It kind of has like the consistency

967
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:47,760
of more like bovine meat,

968
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,800
but a very thick layer of like blubbery fat

969
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,440
that really just melts through it,

970
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,080
makes it very tender.

971
00:38:56,720 --> 00:39:00,880
Guys, how free, on your freakout scale,

972
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,960
where are you at?

973
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,600
Are you at we can stand in line and eat these ribs

974
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,000
or are you at we should probably just get going?

975
00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:10,440
If there wasn't a line,

976
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,280
I'd say maybe let's go for it,

977
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,000
but the longer I stand in this line,

978
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,400
the more I think that it's probably just people.

979
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,320
Wait, are they serving people here?

980
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,159
I don't, no, that has not been.

981
00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:23,599
They're serving people here.

982
00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:25,880
Everybody get out, you're probably next.

983
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,039
Oh my God, you guys, let's go.

984
00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:28,079
They're serving people here.

985
00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:29,639
Did you hear that guy?

986
00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:32,320
But also the line is now gone, so.

987
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,719
Oh, the line is gone.

988
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,079
And look at the ribs, they're huge.

989
00:39:35,079 --> 00:39:37,599
There's no way those could be from a person.

990
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,440
Oh, well, I guess we can stop for a second.

991
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,279
I guess.

992
00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:42,119
Okay.

993
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,360
Middle time.

994
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,839
Whoa, coming in hot with hot energy.

995
00:39:56,839 --> 00:39:58,880
Well, we want to make a goal,

996
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,119
so I got to bring the energy.

997
00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:01,960
Okay.

998
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,119
Get people excited.

999
00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:03,960
I'm excited.

1000
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,559
Goal setting is exciting.

1001
00:40:05,559 --> 00:40:06,679
Big goal summer, yeah.

1002
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,199
Come visit us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

1003
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:13,359
where we're trying to hit 85 people in our community

1004
00:40:13,359 --> 00:40:16,599
so we can do a live improv show.

1005
00:40:16,599 --> 00:40:18,639
You'll purchase the whole seat,

1006
00:40:18,639 --> 00:40:20,879
but you'll only need the edge.

1007
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,799
Exactly.

1008
00:40:22,799 --> 00:40:24,480
That's the feeling.

1009
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,319
How do we feel about that one?

1010
00:40:25,319 --> 00:40:26,159
That was good, that was good.

1011
00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:27,919
Do we think people are going to like it?

1012
00:40:27,919 --> 00:40:28,839
Yeah?

1013
00:40:28,839 --> 00:40:29,679
Yeah.

1014
00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:30,519
Yeah, cool.

1015
00:40:30,519 --> 00:40:31,339
If you can throw that like,

1016
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:34,539
Those are in behind the ears.

1017
00:40:34,539 --> 00:40:36,980
Right, need the, okay, got it.

1018
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:38,940
Now that I know where all the sound effects go

1019
00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:40,380
and have intimidated you

1020
00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:43,100
into going over to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

1021
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,340
we hope that you have,

1022
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:48,100
but also we just would love for you

1023
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,019
to join our community

1024
00:40:49,019 --> 00:40:50,579
because it's an excellent place

1025
00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:52,100
with a whole bunch of amazing people.

1026
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:52,940
So awesome.

1027
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:53,820
And lots of good stuff.

1028
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:55,820
There's like a whole other show

1029
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:59,620
that Tom DMs and Russ is full of beans

1030
00:40:59,659 --> 00:41:02,460
as a character, not the DM in that show.

1031
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,179
And we have lots of fun

1032
00:41:04,179 --> 00:41:06,339
and there's baking competitions in the show.

1033
00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:07,659
I don't mean like on Patreon.

1034
00:41:07,659 --> 00:41:08,500
Bonus episodes.

1035
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:12,179
But also kind of on our like Discord and stuff too.

1036
00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:13,019
Also, yeah, kind of on the Discord.

1037
00:41:13,019 --> 00:41:14,539
We will occasionally throw down.

1038
00:41:14,539 --> 00:41:16,500
And we do like Hangouts

1039
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:19,619
and chats where we can talk about,

1040
00:41:19,619 --> 00:41:20,739
you know, your games

1041
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:21,940
and you can get advice

1042
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:23,380
from people who know what they're talking about

1043
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,759
and also Amy and I.

1044
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,339
Sometimes.

1045
00:41:27,339 --> 00:41:28,980
Hey, you're talking about our producers calls.

1046
00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:29,820
That's right.

1047
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:30,659
Absolutely.

1048
00:41:30,659 --> 00:41:31,780
There's so many really awesome things

1049
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,179
if you come and join our Patreon.

1050
00:41:33,179 --> 00:41:37,780
Circling back to our Discord competitions.

1051
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:39,420
I was called out in a competition,

1052
00:41:39,420 --> 00:41:41,300
yet Andrew, I haven't seen any posts

1053
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:42,699
of your breads lately.

1054
00:41:42,699 --> 00:41:44,539
Yeah, there has been no bread from Andrew.

1055
00:41:44,539 --> 00:41:45,840
There was a bread baking competition.

1056
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,579
And Russ baked like all the bread.

1057
00:41:47,579 --> 00:41:48,820
Pretty aggressively.

1058
00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:51,420
And only Russ has participated.

1059
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:52,740
So if you want to get in on that,

1060
00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:55,300
someone has thrown down the gauntlet towards Russ

1061
00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:57,340
and I think not done anything about it.

1062
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,220
So I was gonna take it or just wanna take it.

1063
00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:02,420
Like homered back into the shrubs

1064
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:03,980
as soon as he threw down the gauntlet.

1065
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:05,380
Yeah.

1066
00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,220
He was like,

1067
00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:07,860
I didn't understand how extreme

1068
00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:09,620
this baking competition was gonna be.

1069
00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:10,620
Someone, please come,

1070
00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:12,420
listener, you're out there somewhere.

1071
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:13,539
Have you been baking breads?

1072
00:42:13,539 --> 00:42:15,140
Knock Russ off a few pages.

1073
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:15,980
Please do.

1074
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:17,019
Knock Russ off a few pages.

1075
00:42:17,019 --> 00:42:18,220
That's how, that's the thing now.

1076
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:19,059
That's a saying.

1077
00:42:19,059 --> 00:42:21,100
Knock him off a few pages, you guys.

1078
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:23,140
Everyone says that all the time.

1079
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,300
I'm always saying that.

1080
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:25,140
That's what I thought.

1081
00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:27,100
Circling back again.

1082
00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:30,860
I hate that I just keep saying circling back.

1083
00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:31,940
We're just spinning in a circle.

1084
00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:33,779
And Russ is just circling the drain now here.

1085
00:42:33,779 --> 00:42:35,339
It's just a giant circle back.

1086
00:42:35,339 --> 00:42:36,900
I can't believe I'm saying that.

1087
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:39,539
Okay, well maybe let's talk just a little bit more

1088
00:42:39,539 --> 00:42:41,500
because we said it aggressively at the beginning

1089
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,900
and haven't talked about it again.

1090
00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:44,500
If we hit 85 patrons,

1091
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:47,619
we will do a live game.

1092
00:42:47,619 --> 00:42:50,259
Improv game where you get to yell out your suggestions.

1093
00:42:50,259 --> 00:42:53,860
Well, I mean, type aggressively into the, yeah.

1094
00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:55,500
And tell us where we are, what we're doing,

1095
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,019
what we see, how we do it.

1096
00:42:57,940 --> 00:43:00,219
And we'll try to incorporate as many of those as we can

1097
00:43:00,219 --> 00:43:02,739
as we're improving the hell out of the show

1098
00:43:02,739 --> 00:43:05,900
that you will be watching live.

1099
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:07,579
We will do no prep.

1100
00:43:07,579 --> 00:43:08,780
We never do anyway.

1101
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:09,619
We never do.

1102
00:43:09,619 --> 00:43:10,460
Hello.

1103
00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:11,860
Hello.

1104
00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:12,980
We do sometimes a little bit.

1105
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:15,099
Russ does. Zero, zero prep.

1106
00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:16,739
We show up, you tell us where we are,

1107
00:43:16,739 --> 00:43:17,559
what we're doing.

1108
00:43:17,559 --> 00:43:18,400
It's gonna be a lot of fun.

1109
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,340
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

1110
00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:21,900
Okay, we're gonna get you back to the episode now.

1111
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:25,780
So takeaways, discord, baking competition,

1112
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:27,580
come do it.

1113
00:43:27,580 --> 00:43:29,940
And Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 85 patrons.

1114
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,620
Once we hit it, it's gonna be awesome

1115
00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:32,620
and you're gonna be there.

1116
00:43:32,620 --> 00:43:34,140
So it's gonna be even cooler.

1117
00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:35,980
Blah, blah, blah.

1118
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:37,860
So how did it sound?

1119
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:38,700
It was good.

1120
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:43,100
You head into thick ribs by Stacy and we cut scene.

1121
00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:46,820
However long later you come out, full bellied.

1122
00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:48,740
Sticky fingered.

1123
00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:51,180
One thing that I would write on a comment card,

1124
00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:55,060
if my hands weren't completely covered in

1125
00:43:55,059 --> 00:43:56,739
some sort of barbecue sauce,

1126
00:43:56,739 --> 00:44:00,259
would be to include a wet towelette of some kind.

1127
00:44:00,259 --> 00:44:02,380
Ooh, that would be real nice.

1128
00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:04,059
Yeah, I agree.

1129
00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:05,500
But otherwise, delicious.

1130
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:06,340
They were really good.

1131
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:08,619
And you're right, way too big to be people.

1132
00:44:08,619 --> 00:44:11,139
Way too big to be people, so.

1133
00:44:11,139 --> 00:44:13,659
But do you think this would work on other establishments?

1134
00:44:13,659 --> 00:44:15,059
Like they got a really long line.

1135
00:44:15,059 --> 00:44:17,299
We say, I'll hear those seven people here.

1136
00:44:17,299 --> 00:44:19,299
And then everybody leaves and then we get to go

1137
00:44:19,299 --> 00:44:20,139
in the front.

1138
00:44:20,139 --> 00:44:20,980
I mean, that doesn't seem.

1139
00:44:20,980 --> 00:44:22,099
See, I'm still a little bit bad.

1140
00:44:22,099 --> 00:44:23,699
No, I think it's okay.

1141
00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:25,780
Glim, just give me this one.

1142
00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:28,500
Let's go sticky fingered, talking to.

1143
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,540
You're right.

1144
00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:30,780
I think there's a fountain.

1145
00:44:30,780 --> 00:44:34,420
I'm gonna just dip my fingers in that fountain.

1146
00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:35,620
And then we'll go find Finbar.

1147
00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:37,180
Finbar, that's what I was looking for.

1148
00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:39,500
Or King Finbar, or Prince.

1149
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,020
We maybe should figure that out.

1150
00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:42,660
Prince Regent, I'm not sure.

1151
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:43,860
Yeah.

1152
00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:48,260
Do we know Finbar's a man?

1153
00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:49,420
Oh, good question.

1154
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,260
I don't think we do.

1155
00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:52,460
I've never heard the name Finbar, so I have no.

1156
00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:53,460
You know what, you're right.

1157
00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:55,740
There's three siblings.

1158
00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:57,820
Let's not make assumptions.

1159
00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:01,059
Perhaps we should ask someone before we get there.

1160
00:45:01,059 --> 00:45:02,619
I mean, I don't think they're gonna answer

1161
00:45:02,619 --> 00:45:04,139
the door themselves, because royalty

1162
00:45:04,139 --> 00:45:05,260
doesn't really do that.

1163
00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:07,619
But I still feel like we should have

1164
00:45:07,619 --> 00:45:10,059
some basic knowledge.

1165
00:45:10,059 --> 00:45:11,099
Yeah, sure.

1166
00:45:12,699 --> 00:45:13,900
Excuse me.

1167
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:15,179
Oh, hello.

1168
00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:16,019
What's it gonna say?

1169
00:45:16,019 --> 00:45:16,860
Ma'am.

1170
00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:18,539
Because you haven't done a woman in a while.

1171
00:45:18,539 --> 00:45:19,380
No.

1172
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,220
Broom.

1173
00:45:23,659 --> 00:45:24,820
Ha ha.

1174
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:25,659
That's right.

1175
00:45:26,659 --> 00:45:28,380
What can I do for you?

1176
00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:32,940
Sucker, your wife doesn't put out.

1177
00:45:38,019 --> 00:45:38,940
Excuse me.

1178
00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,619
Yeah, no, you've already said that.

1179
00:45:40,619 --> 00:45:42,260
Hello.

1180
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:43,099
Sorry, I'm real sticky.

1181
00:45:43,099 --> 00:45:44,420
What's Mrs. Delfire?

1182
00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:49,500
So, Finbar.

1183
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:50,340
Yes.

1184
00:45:50,860 --> 00:45:55,860
Who, is it like king or princess or?

1185
00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:56,860
Is it king?

1186
00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:59,820
King Finbar Borwyn.

1187
00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:00,660
Cool.

1188
00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:01,500
Yes.

1189
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,019
Do you have a favorite color?

1190
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:07,620
Green, green, what'd you say?

1191
00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:08,460
What'd you say, green?

1192
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:11,019
Yeah, I would say, you'd say probably green.

1193
00:46:11,019 --> 00:46:12,579
Yeah, well, it's green.

1194
00:46:12,579 --> 00:46:14,700
Green, yeah, we'll go with green.

1195
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:16,780
The confidence wasn't there,

1196
00:46:16,780 --> 00:46:17,900
but thank you for telling us

1197
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:18,740
that it was King Finbar. Well, who has

1198
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,220
a favorite color of a king?

1199
00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:22,740
How long has he been ruling?

1200
00:46:22,740 --> 00:46:23,940
Where is he from?

1201
00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:25,780
What is his family lineage?

1202
00:46:25,780 --> 00:46:27,740
What's his favorite color?

1203
00:46:27,740 --> 00:46:30,100
Next, you're gonna ask about unladen swallows.

1204
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,700
Oh, African or European?

1205
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:32,580
Good question.

1206
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:34,660
We know a little already about the story

1207
00:46:34,660 --> 00:46:37,260
with the previous king

1208
00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:39,300
and then the splintering of the kingdoms,

1209
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,140
and so, yeah.

1210
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:43,940
That's why we went with color, I guess.

1211
00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:44,780
We're just gonna thank you.

1212
00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:46,260
I just want a little piece of information,

1213
00:46:46,260 --> 00:46:47,500
but it's fine, it's fine.

1214
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,340
Okay.

1215
00:46:49,060 --> 00:46:49,900
Have a good day.

1216
00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,100
Yeah, you too.

1217
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,100
Go get some ribs, they're not people.

1218
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:54,500
Wouldn't have crossed my mind,

1219
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:56,940
but have you seen the size of those things?

1220
00:46:58,820 --> 00:47:00,700
You guys make it up to the gate.

1221
00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:01,540
Sorry.

1222
00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:02,820
Yeah, no, I was just gonna say.

1223
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,940
Yeah, I had no honor.

1224
00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:05,780
And goodbye.

1225
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:07,300
Yeah, I had to,

1226
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:10,180
I had to physically restrain myself from saying,

1227
00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:11,500
that's what she said.

1228
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:16,260
And then, because I had to think on it.

1229
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:17,140
All right.

1230
00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:18,900
You make it up to the gate of the castle,

1231
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:22,500
and there are two guards standing at attention.

1232
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,420
Hello.

1233
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:26,940
Sorry to bother you while you're at work.

1234
00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:29,860
It's, well, I mean, it's related to your work,

1235
00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:31,020
so I guess I'm not that sorry.

1236
00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:33,340
We just were hoping to have a quick audience

1237
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:35,460
with King Finbar.

1238
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:36,740
Well, do you have an appointment?

1239
00:47:36,740 --> 00:47:38,700
Well, no, but could we just get on his schedule,

1240
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:39,820
or do you take care of that?

1241
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:41,620
Is there a receptionist inside?

1242
00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:43,340
Oh, well, let's see, hold on, let me see.

1243
00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:44,180
Do you have the schedule?

1244
00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:46,100
Do they leave like a block of appointments?

1245
00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:47,819
No, I don't have the schedule.

1246
00:47:47,819 --> 00:47:49,659
Well, they don't have the schedule out here.

1247
00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:50,500
Like through the day,

1248
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,699
so that maybe like when people come up late,

1249
00:47:51,699 --> 00:47:53,299
they can get appointments?

1250
00:47:53,299 --> 00:47:57,259
Well, we'll have to call ahead here and get the schedule.

1251
00:47:57,259 --> 00:47:59,139
Get the sending stone here and see if we can get this.

1252
00:47:59,139 --> 00:48:01,059
Absolutely, we can talk to Marion about it.

1253
00:48:01,059 --> 00:48:02,940
Oh, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

1254
00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:05,219
It's so wonderful that you have come up here.

1255
00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,019
We haven't had many people up here.

1256
00:48:07,019 --> 00:48:09,420
Well, my partner, Judith,

1257
00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:13,059
checks the schedule with Marion.

1258
00:48:13,059 --> 00:48:15,219
Or go, just tell me of your tales.

1259
00:48:15,219 --> 00:48:16,059
Who are you?

1260
00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:17,739
What's going on?

1261
00:48:17,739 --> 00:48:18,579
I haven't seen many people up here lately.

1262
00:48:18,579 --> 00:48:21,940
They stay away from Master Fimbar just because,

1263
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:23,779
well, you know, he's a little bit irritable.

1264
00:48:23,779 --> 00:48:26,820
Hasn't had his daily vegetables.

1265
00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:28,659
Oh.

1266
00:48:28,659 --> 00:48:30,619
The other bowel problem?

1267
00:48:30,619 --> 00:48:33,699
You're not supposed to talk about his bowel problems,

1268
00:48:33,699 --> 00:48:34,539
right?

1269
00:48:34,539 --> 00:48:36,380
This is not on the calendar.

1270
00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:38,420
We must not tell people.

1271
00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:40,340
It's specifically mentioned on the calendar,

1272
00:48:40,340 --> 00:48:41,179
not to mention it.

1273
00:48:41,179 --> 00:48:43,019
It says right here,

1274
00:48:43,019 --> 00:48:44,219
I can't talk about his bowel problems.

1275
00:48:44,219 --> 00:48:45,139
No, don't talk about his bowel,

1276
00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:46,259
stop talking about it.

1277
00:48:46,259 --> 00:48:47,179
Is there an opening?

1278
00:48:47,179 --> 00:48:48,339
You haven't figured it out yet.

1279
00:48:48,339 --> 00:48:50,019
No, not Marion!

1280
00:48:50,019 --> 00:48:51,139
While we're here waiting,

1281
00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:52,819
what's the king's favorite color?

1282
00:48:52,819 --> 00:48:54,619
Well, that's an interesting question here.

1283
00:48:54,619 --> 00:48:56,179
I mean, there's a lot of green,

1284
00:48:56,179 --> 00:48:58,099
but that's just from his father.

1285
00:48:58,099 --> 00:49:00,579
I guess he's been trying to transfer things

1286
00:49:00,579 --> 00:49:02,980
into more of an orange mauve.

1287
00:49:04,139 --> 00:49:05,299
Orangey mauve.

1288
00:49:05,299 --> 00:49:08,659
Oh, so in addition to his bowel problems,

1289
00:49:08,659 --> 00:49:10,379
he's also maybe is colorblind?

1290
00:49:10,379 --> 00:49:11,379
Yes.

1291
00:49:11,379 --> 00:49:12,900
Quite possible.

1292
00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:15,539
Mr. Fimba has a few issues.

1293
00:49:15,539 --> 00:49:16,940
Okay, no, that's good to know.

1294
00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:19,539
I won't show him anything with like a yellow and red,

1295
00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:21,260
like I don't want it to be,

1296
00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:22,099
that's good to know.

1297
00:49:22,099 --> 00:49:22,940
Thank you.

1298
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:24,099
Yeah, good information.

1299
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:27,820
Marion said that there's an opening in 15 minutes,

1300
00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:29,220
but they have to get in fast.

1301
00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:30,059
Oh, right.

1302
00:49:30,059 --> 00:49:31,660
Well, 15 minutes is,

1303
00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:33,860
I think they'll be able to make it in time.

1304
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:35,500
Those are many stairs.

1305
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,579
Lots of stairs there.

1306
00:49:37,579 --> 00:49:39,579
Are you good with stairs?

1307
00:49:39,579 --> 00:49:40,420
Yes.

1308
00:49:40,420 --> 00:49:41,260
Good.

1309
00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:42,740
You should be able to make it with plenty of time.

1310
00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:44,700
I bet you Marion will be able to escort you.

1311
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:46,940
Actually, she has a cane

1312
00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,700
and probably won't want to do the stairs.

1313
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:51,500
Oh, Marion doesn't come downstairs anymore.

1314
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:53,100
Just point us in the right direction.

1315
00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:54,980
I'm sure we can get there.

1316
00:49:54,980 --> 00:49:55,980
That way.

1317
00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:56,820
Oh, so up the stairs.

1318
00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:57,660
Oh, quite up.

1319
00:49:57,660 --> 00:49:58,500
Yeah, it's where,

1320
00:49:58,500 --> 00:49:59,340
Okay, yeah.

1321
00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:01,420
You can't go down until you go up.

1322
00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:02,620
That's what, that's what.

1323
00:50:02,620 --> 00:50:03,460
To what am I?

1324
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:04,500
I can't get down.

1325
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,860
I get knocked down,

1326
00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:07,580
but I get up again.

1327
00:50:07,579 --> 00:50:12,579
I can't keep going.

1328
00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:15,539
No, I didn't expect this guard

1329
00:50:15,539 --> 00:50:17,980
to look exactly like the guy from Great Big Sea,

1330
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:18,819
but he does.

1331
00:50:18,819 --> 00:50:20,619
Yes, it's Alydin Doyle.

1332
00:50:20,619 --> 00:50:22,219
And Shumba Wumba, apparently.

1333
00:50:23,900 --> 00:50:27,500
Some fun cameos as prison guards.

1334
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,539
Alydin Doyle, he shows up

1335
00:50:28,539 --> 00:50:30,659
in many Canadian productions just randomly.

1336
00:50:30,659 --> 00:50:31,500
He does.

1337
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,340
He's gotta keep busy.

1338
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:35,059
Marion, incoming.

1339
00:50:35,059 --> 00:50:36,900
Guess Marion.

1340
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:40,840
["Pomp and Circumstance"]

1341
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:10,400
["Pomp and Circumstance"]

1342
00:51:17,099 --> 00:51:20,260
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 81.

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Starring Amy More as Sully,

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Carla Maxted as Glim,

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Tom Laird as Moot,

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and Russ More as your dungeon master.

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With guest Michael Howey as Wimren Saris.

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Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More.

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This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

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and Kavin MacLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io

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and sound effects from Epidemic Sound.

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A huge thank you to our supporting producers,

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Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Mark Hartless,

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Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, Aaron Stevens,

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Eric Houlihan, and Ray Sirbeck.

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Have a great week and we'll talk again soon.

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Welcome.

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Wait, are we recording?

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I am now.

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I am now.

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I was, so.

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Yeah.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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I feel like there was something missing in there.

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You are a robot.

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I am a robot.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're not.

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We're deans, you wanna say.

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No, we don't say that anymore.

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That's what's missing.

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That's it.

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I don't know why.

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Because we haven't done this since February.

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Yeah, that's exactly why.

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That's why.

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We did the other timeline like two weeks ago.

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Yeah, but we had a guest.

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Three weeks ago, four weeks ago.

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That's right.

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It's not the same when we have a guest.

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No.

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Have not trans, and have not personally

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transferred, transported, traveled.

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That's the word I'm looking for.

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Oh.

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That was a journey, wasn't it?

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That was a journey.

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Wow.

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He did take us on a word journey there.

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Yeah.

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It's back and forth.

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It says, oh, go talk to yourself.

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No, he doesn't tell you.

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Whoa, all right.

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All right.

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Okay, we're just going to record Zoom.

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Oh, no.

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