1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,879 Previously, on Dumptions and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,879 --> 00:00:10,240 Vafreet, hey, friend, I brought some people here, they're looking for a person, maybe 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,040 you might have heard, I thought you mentioned the name. 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:19,240 I think we've decided that we'd like the information about Thelonious and we're 5 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:23,320 willing to carry your valuable package for you. 6 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:28,320 Ah, Thelonious, okay, Thelonious, I heard it a few times through some different 7 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,560 market channels of folks looking for bits and bobs. 8 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:37,520 Last I heard, the hand of Yartar was doing business with him. 9 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:43,120 So he's going to take the packages and put them in his bag and then he's going 10 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,159 to draw his greatsword. 11 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:46,879 So what's the plan here? 12 00:00:46,879 --> 00:00:52,120 You're going to swing your sword around, knock us out, maybe take us out, you 13 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,519 know, there's somebody else in line. 14 00:00:53,519 --> 00:00:57,840 But you're standing right in front of me and I don't like you very much. 15 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,080 I'm going to swing it up. 16 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,960 Your boss is right. 17 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:05,480 When this is all over, someone will have to take over. 18 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:09,719 If it's someone who does it the way we like it, I'd very carefully consider 19 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:10,560 your next action. 20 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,560 It could be you. 21 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:15,000 So taking the information you got from Vafreet, you make your way down 22 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:20,520 hopping caravans until you reach a guide to take you up the River Desserin. 23 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:24,840 You dock in the city's small port and make your way through the bustling 24 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:29,520 city until you find the tavern, wink and a kiss. 25 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:36,000 We're looking for someone named Thelonious, Prim's something. 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,640 Prim's friend? Prim's gown? 27 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,040 Her smile disappears. 28 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,680 You mean Thelonious Prim's Bay? 29 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,520 Oh, that was way off. 30 00:01:54,840 --> 00:02:12,439 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 31 00:02:12,439 --> 00:02:14,000 I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 32 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 He-Him. 33 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,920 Also with me today is Tom Laird. 34 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:17,920 He-Him. 35 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,319 I am playing Perseus. 36 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:24,759 He is a lightfoot halfling warlock who also goes by He-Him. 37 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:26,679 And Carla Maxted. 38 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:27,679 She-her. 39 00:02:27,679 --> 00:02:33,399 I am playing Lexington, a human fighter slash pAlydin, He-Him. 40 00:02:33,399 --> 00:02:37,560 And joining us again this week from The Crit Show, our good buddy Rev. 41 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:45,319 Hey, I am He-Him and I am here as Margaret Broadcloak, the Betty White monster hunter, 42 00:02:45,319 --> 00:02:46,319 she-her. 43 00:02:46,319 --> 00:02:52,439 I love Margaret because she just brings reason to every situation. 44 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,639 Episode, Lex starts swinging swords. 45 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:58,719 You're like, you could run this organization, young man. 46 00:02:58,719 --> 00:03:02,439 Yeah, it's good because Lex is, I mean, Lex and Perseus, I don't want to speak 47 00:03:02,439 --> 00:03:03,439 for Tom. 48 00:03:03,439 --> 00:03:04,439 We're very new to the world. 49 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:05,439 Sure. 50 00:03:05,439 --> 00:03:12,439 So I don't think we have a lot of good reasoning skills or, yeah, we need an adult. 51 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:17,000 Yeah, Margaret's like that guiding hand for us and it's very needed. 52 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Yeah. 53 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:23,000 It is just, Arvid has been in the world, but in his own world also, so. 54 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Yeah. 55 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Yeah, Arvid means well. 56 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Yeah. 57 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,000 He's got a heart of gold, but terrifying spells. 58 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Yeah, that one was creepy. 59 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Yeah. 60 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:39,280 Like maybe, yeah, the downtime after this one, after this episode, I'll tell you 61 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:44,199 some of the other spells because there's a couple other good ones that maybe we'll 62 00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:45,560 see, maybe we won't. 63 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,639 So we'll get into that. 64 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:48,640 That's the tease. 65 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,400 We have downtime episodes. 66 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:54,400 When you join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, where we talk about the 67 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:58,560 episode, break it down, come up with what we did wrong and then do a better next 68 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,560 time. 69 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,560 Hilarious. 70 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,480 Oh, that's never happened. 71 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,480 That's never happened. 72 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:09,040 We mostly just talk about what goofs we made and then go on from there. 73 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,580 So you can join us Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and you also get an episode 74 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:14,480 dedicated to you when you are a patron. 75 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:18,160 Today's patron, Wilfred Gaube. 76 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,160 Thanks Wilfred. 77 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,400 Thank you, Wilfred. 78 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,400 Thanks Wilfred. 79 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,400 We appreciate you. 80 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,400 We do appreciate you. 81 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,400 We think you're great. 82 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:31,400 Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and now fuck it, let's play. 83 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:40,600 You're seated in Uzumaki's office, hickory and orange, filling your senses as she 84 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:48,280 reveals to you Thelonious Prim's full name, Thelonious Primsbane. 85 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:54,480 What could you four want with Thelonious Primsbane? 86 00:04:54,480 --> 00:05:00,000 I kind of just look over at Lex like. 87 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:10,080 I think he knows something about me and I don't know enough about myself. 88 00:05:10,079 --> 00:05:14,759 So I'm searching for him. 89 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:20,079 She looks at you. 90 00:05:20,079 --> 00:05:25,560 Are there any scars visible? 91 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,560 On me? 92 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,560 On you? 93 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,560 Yeah, I think so. 94 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,639 I mean, I am wearing like adventurous clothes. 95 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:35,279 I'm pretty covered, you know, neck to wrists to ankles. 96 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:40,760 But I think I am very gray and mottled looking still. 97 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:45,080 And probably you can see some scarring like coming up alongside my jaw. 98 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,080 Right. 99 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,280 Because I'm not wearing a full turtleneck or scarf or anything. 100 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:53,080 So you can see some some scarring on my neck. 101 00:05:53,080 --> 00:06:00,040 She looks you over and says, well, that makes sense. 102 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:06,840 I guess Primsbane is a is a bad man. 103 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:10,920 You know, you know that much. 104 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:16,640 Like I hope it's not some family reunion that you're looking for here. 105 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,840 No, I wouldn't. 106 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,360 I wouldn't say that. 107 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:27,040 I think he has destroyed my chances for any kind of family reunion. 108 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,040 Yeah. 109 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,240 He's done that for a few people. 110 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,920 So you do know him? 111 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,240 I've done business with him for quite a while. 112 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:44,720 And that's the only reason that I believe I'm still allowed to be doing business is 113 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:49,000 that I have accommodated him in his requests. 114 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,800 Does he operate in this city then? 115 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,320 No. 116 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,879 This is your city, isn't it? 117 00:06:57,879 --> 00:06:59,480 Is this your organization? 118 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,480 Do you? 119 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,079 Is my organization? 120 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:05,480 Yes. 121 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:12,639 We don't yet have the power to control large swaths of the city. 122 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:19,079 While she's been talking, she reaches into just slowly and cautiously reaches into 123 00:07:19,079 --> 00:07:27,800 her desk and pulls out a small purse and slides it across the desk to you. 124 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:36,319 It kind of ushers to it and marks off in her book again, Thelonious comes and goes. 125 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:44,800 And when he goes, leaves destruction in his wake. 126 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:49,120 The most recent was an attack on Mirabar. 127 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:53,759 I think all of you would have at least heard of Mirabar. 128 00:07:53,759 --> 00:08:00,319 Margaret and Arvid for sure would know Mirabar as like the main dwarven like stronghold. 129 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:08,839 He raised an undead army that rivaled the acts of Mirabar. 130 00:08:08,839 --> 00:08:17,639 The acts of Mirabar being the main force of the dwarven army, one of the most revered 131 00:08:17,639 --> 00:08:20,159 in dwarven culture. 132 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:30,240 It came out of nowhere and he controlled everyone within city limits. 133 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,800 We still don't know how he did it. 134 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:41,120 He was able to turn living people undead almost with like a snap of his fingers. 135 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:51,000 He was driven off by the decimators of dragons before they got rid of Tiamat. 136 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:57,879 He's popped up a few times with me searching for parts. 137 00:08:57,879 --> 00:09:05,159 And she kind of ushers towards the ice elemental on your desk and says, that's 138 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:06,919 not for him. 139 00:09:06,919 --> 00:09:11,639 But similar parts are what he comes and looks for. 140 00:09:11,639 --> 00:09:21,519 He's been quiet for the last few months, which is concerning for a man like him. 141 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:25,519 You want to find him, yes? 142 00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:28,439 Yes, I want to find him. 143 00:09:28,439 --> 00:09:31,159 I want to stop him. 144 00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:33,120 Are you bringing an army? 145 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:41,720 When I look side to side at my friends, well, just this small group. 146 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:46,600 Okay, what do you want from me? 147 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:52,159 Well, I want to know where he is. 148 00:09:52,159 --> 00:10:00,480 And I suppose I want to know if there are any allies to be found since he's raising 149 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:05,440 undead armies to fight the acts of Mirabar. 150 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:11,000 Perhaps the four of us are not enough. 151 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:18,639 Um, yeah. 152 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:28,560 Allies, you know, the four of you might just be the craziest idea, but he might 153 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:31,160 not see it coming. 154 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,000 You see her go into like deep thought. 155 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:40,120 He says, I, there are a couple of places he could be. 156 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:49,400 One, there is an entrance to the Underdark in the city of Neverwinter. 157 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:57,720 There's a, well, if you go there, you will have to go into the Underdark. 158 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:08,840 You'll have to trudge through and hopefully keep your sanity and selves as you try to 159 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:09,840 find him. 160 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,160 Well, that one, that one sounds pretty scary. 161 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:18,279 Well, the other option isn't a lot better. 162 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:20,720 The other one is closer. 163 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:27,040 It's further up the river that you may have seen or come in on. 164 00:11:27,039 --> 00:11:38,639 It leads up into the Lost Peaks, where you'll be met with a guardian of the gates that 165 00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:45,919 hold back anybody that Thelonious Primsbane does not want entering. 166 00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:51,599 The guardian is a black dragon named Mordegim. 167 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:58,360 So we've got maybe going crazy in this Underdark or a black dragon. 168 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:02,720 These seem like bad options. 169 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,920 Thelonious is not a good option. 170 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:12,420 You had said that there's a chance that he wouldn't be expecting it from a group 171 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,399 like us. 172 00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:19,480 Do you have any sense of this guardian? 173 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:24,320 Is it able to let him know when people try to enter? 174 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,279 Does that make the Underdark the better option? 175 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:39,039 The dragon controls a region of approximately six miles around its lair. 176 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:46,620 Anything that happens within that lair, the dragon knows about. 177 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:53,740 What its direct connection to Thelonious is, I can't tell you, but not... 178 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:57,740 I can tell you that nobody has made it past the dragon. 179 00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:07,139 If you are to go to the Underdark, there are all manners of creatures and drow and 180 00:13:07,139 --> 00:13:12,500 whatever Thelonious has been lying in wait with. 181 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:18,779 I know the history of the Hand. 182 00:13:18,779 --> 00:13:28,779 I realize that what we're talking about is a costly gamble, but I imagine that 183 00:13:28,779 --> 00:13:37,860 without Thelonious here, you might feel a large weight off of your shoulders. 184 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,179 Is there anyone in your guild that has had dealings with the Underdark that might 185 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:45,740 be able to escort us? 186 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:51,260 The Underdark seems like a fantastic place to find unexpected riches. 187 00:13:51,260 --> 00:14:02,140 I can't imagine you haven't heard of a few thieves coming in and out of there. 188 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:08,980 There aren't many who have ventured far into the Underdark within our guild. 189 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:20,740 We do have a contact in Neverwinter that goes there regularly, who may be willing, 190 00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:25,659 for the right price, to take you down there. 191 00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:29,060 I turn in and look at Lex. 192 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:36,139 I think ultimately this is your decision, but I have to say that between myself and 193 00:14:36,699 --> 00:14:44,460 Arvid, at least, we're far more equipped to deal with the things in the Underdark. 194 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:48,740 I've never fought a dragon, at least not one that large. 195 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:54,100 I'm not quite sure I want to start now unless we're sure we could do it. 196 00:14:54,100 --> 00:15:00,019 Yeah, I got to say, I think I agree with Margaret, dragon seems like a lot. 197 00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:07,100 Yes, I agree, a dragon, a six mile radius, sneaking. 198 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:15,100 I think if a small group can do it, it can only be by subterfuge and there's no subterfuge 199 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:19,100 when you're fighting a dragon. 200 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:28,819 That's embroidered on one of the quilts in my old home. 201 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:37,379 So I don't relish the idea of the Underdark, but I also don't fear death and the undead, 202 00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:43,900 as most creatures do, being familiar with it. 203 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:47,220 Who is this contact in Neverwinter? 204 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:52,180 It's a gnome who goes by the name of Budig. 205 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:55,540 We've done business with him for a while. 206 00:15:55,539 --> 00:16:07,419 He gets us goods from his travels down there, components for various clients, travels down 207 00:16:07,419 --> 00:16:13,980 there quite regularly, was in pretty tight with Vafreet. 208 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:18,019 So maybe we won't mention the thing. 209 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,019 Maybe not. 210 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:23,240 Maybe we don't lead with it. 211 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,480 Is there anything you need from us for sharing this information? 212 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:33,240 If you do it, I mean, that's payment enough. 213 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:39,519 But if you don't, he can't know that I helped you. 214 00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:41,879 Of course not, of course not. 215 00:16:41,879 --> 00:16:45,639 Probably a good time to mention I've already forgotten what your name was. 216 00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:46,639 Prims Blossom. 217 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,879 I see what you did there. 218 00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:50,879 Who's got the list? 219 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:51,879 I guess me. 220 00:16:52,879 --> 00:17:02,600 I mean, one of the names mentioned, Mordekim, jumps out as kind of sparks to you as part 221 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,920 of that name is on that list. 222 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:05,920 Right. 223 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:06,920 Yeah. 224 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:13,079 So maybe I'll pull that out, you know, while we've got a knowledgeable person here. 225 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:20,319 This is the list of the people we're looking for and Thelonious is at the top 226 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:26,079 of that list and you've helped us with that and it looks like Mordekim is probably there 227 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,079 as well. 228 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:30,480 I think we know who VAR is. 229 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,359 Do you recognize this other name? 230 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:36,679 I don't recognize that name. 231 00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:40,000 I mean, this has to be Mordekim. 232 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,879 If this is Thelonious Primsbane, obviously. 233 00:17:44,879 --> 00:17:47,679 Mordekim makes sense. 234 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:55,200 I don't recognize VAR, but if you say you know who it is, then no, I don't recognize 235 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,039 nobody that I've dealt with. 236 00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:04,720 Well, then I guess we just need to say thank you and I'll take that coin purse that she 237 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:11,200 handed across the desk earlier as payment for the packages. 238 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,200 You know, we need money. 239 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,120 Just because we're on a mission of righteousness doesn't mean we don't have to eat and 240 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,640 stay at Inns. 241 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:25,560 Well, it's been an absolute pleasure chatting with you. 242 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:33,800 If there's anything else you need on your way out, Pia will lead you out and get you 243 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,800 many food. 244 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,800 Stay the night. 245 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,880 We'll take care of you. 246 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,440 I think just getting a sense of her. 247 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:50,660 Margaret stands up and thinks back to our short time with Vafreet. 248 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:58,720 We had mentioned that Vafreet's location is under new management. 249 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,960 I think it's your management. 250 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:07,759 Perhaps I will help you a little bit securing the city. 251 00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:14,559 Make sure everyone's well fed and rested. 252 00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:20,799 You've come with very interesting news today, friends. 253 00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:24,160 Who are you? 254 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,160 Us? 255 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:34,000 Just four random strangers that no one thought could pull it off. 256 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:39,880 You're led back down the hallways and back out into the main tavern area. 257 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:47,519 She sits you down at the table, brings you the menu, says anything is taken care of. 258 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:53,920 Lex, you look into the purse, or if you look into the purse, I guess. 259 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,920 Sure. 260 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:55,920 Just spiders. 261 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,920 Jingle dangles. 262 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,920 Take that, Vafreet. 263 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:06,080 That's the usual payment of spiders. 264 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:11,440 And you find 25 platinum coins. 265 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,400 What do you say? 266 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:18,560 We enjoy our meal here, and then we look for a way to do some good deeds with all 267 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,960 this money we've come into. 268 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,759 That's not a bad idea. 269 00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:30,000 But perhaps set a little aside, we might want to do a bit of research of the Underdark 270 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,720 to see if there are special supplies we might need. 271 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:40,519 Absolutely, and it sounds like we'll probably need to pay this booted character to take 272 00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,559 us down there. 273 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:47,839 But a small little splurge of good deeds before we leave town could be just the 274 00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:49,960 thing before heading into the Underdark. 275 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,680 I couldn't agree more. 276 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,240 I think it's a great idea. 277 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:58,160 So what are causes close to your heart? 278 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:07,200 Me personally, any time there's a underfunded orphanage, I always like to make sure everyone 279 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,799 has enough to eat and a safe place to sleep. 280 00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:16,920 I was going to say let's get freaky, but it seems out of place right now. 281 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,840 Well, especially after that answer. 282 00:21:19,839 --> 00:21:22,039 Yeah, no, I should have gone first. 283 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,599 I hesitated. 284 00:21:23,599 --> 00:21:26,359 My bad. 285 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:27,639 We'll pretend I didn't. 286 00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:29,199 I'll say mine last. 287 00:21:29,199 --> 00:21:30,240 No, it's fine. 288 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:35,759 I like this this wordplay that we have here where I was going to say something 289 00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:42,439 sex related and you said for the kids. 290 00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:44,159 Perseus? 291 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:51,360 Well, if there's any like hobby farms or anything, maybe like some some artisan type 292 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:55,259 deals with maybe cheese, I don't know, could be anything. 293 00:21:55,259 --> 00:21:57,040 Maybe we could help them out. 294 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,040 Yes. 295 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,040 Yes, I love it. 296 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,240 We can support local artisans. 297 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,040 We can help an orphanage. 298 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,160 I would love to find someone helping animals. 299 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,880 Perseus got me through the worst times in my life as my best friend, the rat, 300 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,800 and I feel like animals really offer something to the world. 301 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:22,800 And then if we have energy, whatever Arvid thinks we should do. 302 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,720 Oh, yes. 303 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,720 Don't get me wrong. 304 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:31,760 I mean, once the artisan cheeses are had and the children are fed and everyone's 305 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:37,560 got a place to sleep, well, let's fucking get freaky real work hard, play hard 306 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,560 kind of situation. 307 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,560 Oh, yeah. 308 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,200 It's not the years, it's the mileage. 309 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,240 I'm only twenty nine. 310 00:22:49,559 --> 00:22:53,160 OK, so we're looking for an orphanage, blah, blah, blah. 311 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,360 We go to an orphanage. 312 00:22:54,360 --> 00:23:00,200 We support some artisans and then Arvid, we support, we support some artisan 313 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,200 orphans. We got our wires crossed a little bit. 314 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:14,640 OK, well, we fast forward through you finding the local, the Yarder Orphanage 315 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,440 and donating some money. 316 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,640 You see children crying and happy and gleeful. 317 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:25,519 You see the head nun thankful and gifts you something. 318 00:23:25,519 --> 00:23:27,720 No, it doesn't gift you anything. That would be weird. 319 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,960 Thank you for this transaction. 320 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,880 She gives you a child. 321 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,880 The opposite of what we wanted. 322 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,640 Yeah, we're going in the underdark here. 323 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,360 We're perfect family. Yep. 324 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:46,800 You go to the Yarder furry farm. 325 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,360 No. We haven't. 326 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,280 No, Arvid's thing is last. 327 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:55,040 I said the Yarder animal shelter. 328 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,440 Mm hmm. 329 00:23:58,319 --> 00:24:06,000 And there's a lot of there's a lot of dogs and cats and goats and a small rodent 330 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,639 section, mice and rats. 331 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,480 And they are very supportive. 332 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:17,359 And then you each find a local artisan who you choose to donate some money to. 333 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,839 Which artisan do you find? 334 00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:23,839 Well, Perseus finds the local cheesemonger, the cheese head. 335 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:26,240 Yes, cheese head farms. 336 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,559 Yeah, that's the one. 337 00:24:27,559 --> 00:24:29,679 It's a it's a small place. 338 00:24:30,959 --> 00:24:34,119 You know, they have one cheese hopper in the back. 339 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,799 There's a little jingle on the bell as you enter. 340 00:24:37,919 --> 00:24:42,079 There's one woman and one man behind the desk. 341 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,639 Man's reading the newspaper. 342 00:24:43,639 --> 00:24:45,879 A woman calls you in and says, hey, come in. 343 00:24:45,879 --> 00:24:48,799 What can I do for you? 344 00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:49,879 Good, sir. 345 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:55,960 So we just stop by to sample some of your wares and see how business has been. 346 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,720 Well, business has been good. 347 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,080 It's a little slow right now. 348 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:08,760 It's been tough to tough to tough to source, you know, enough material. 349 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,840 But at the same time, when we get too much, some of it goes bad because we 350 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,520 only have the one hopper in the back. 351 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,920 Oh, sorry, I don't mean to dump that on you. 352 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,840 What what can I do for you? 353 00:25:19,839 --> 00:25:21,519 You need some cheese here. 354 00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:23,879 Take take some take some of this. 355 00:25:24,919 --> 00:25:27,759 It's one of our finest Gruyères. 356 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:30,480 Ooh, love a good Gruyere. 357 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,720 Thank you. 358 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:36,439 So you were saying about your too much supply, but not enough supply. 359 00:25:36,439 --> 00:25:37,839 And sometimes there's. 360 00:25:39,199 --> 00:25:43,240 You can tell I really know how a cheese business works by all of the 361 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,919 intricacies I've put into, you know, what goes into it. 362 00:25:48,599 --> 00:25:49,599 Yes, yes. 363 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:55,320 So if you were to need more equipment, sounded like that was kind of the way. 364 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,800 Would you just have to sell more cheese to make that happen? 365 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,640 Or how would you go about making that happen? 366 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,520 Well, that's how business works. 367 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:08,280 You sell goods for profit, save profit, grow business. 368 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,720 Well, I'm learning. 369 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,040 So let me write this down. 370 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,600 Yep. 371 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,920 Lather, rinse, repeat. 372 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,800 Eventually you grow to a size that is sustainable in and of itself. 373 00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,559 And cheese can be had by all. 374 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,079 Take down the big cheese, you know. 375 00:26:23,399 --> 00:26:26,759 Well, I really like that sentiment of cheese had by all. 376 00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:28,559 That is right up my alley. 377 00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:34,480 Well, I recently came into some money and I'm trying to decide what to do 378 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,559 with it, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted it. 379 00:26:37,879 --> 00:26:40,119 You just you just want to give us money. 380 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:43,799 Well, I mean, this Gruyere is delicious and I feel like more people 381 00:26:43,799 --> 00:26:45,000 should have access to it. 382 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,720 What kind of secret millionaire are you? 383 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,200 The best kind of former rat. 384 00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:53,279 There's a lot to unpack there. 385 00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:55,000 Yes, I know. 386 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,079 It's very confusing for a lot of people. 387 00:26:57,759 --> 00:26:58,759 But here's the deal. 388 00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:02,960 If you think this will help you supply cheese to the masses, 389 00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:05,119 then I'm happy to help you. 390 00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:08,799 I think it would. 391 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,279 What is your name, good sir? 392 00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:13,119 Perseus. 393 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:18,400 Well, with this amount of money, we could buy two more hoppers. 394 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,240 And that means more cheese for the people. 395 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,120 And that means more cheese for the people. 396 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,480 See, I'm learning. 397 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,040 I'm learning since I've been here. 398 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,040 You've got it. 399 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:32,160 Well, with that, we could sell so much more cheese and you, Perseus. 400 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:37,200 Well, I could offer you nothing but but cheese for future future visits. 401 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,800 And any time you you come in, cheese is on the house. 402 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,000 Well, I mean, that's very kind of you. 403 00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:46,839 And it's exactly what I was hoping for. 404 00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:50,639 Not exactly the most selfless task here, but. 405 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,039 I like and Perseus have a little cheese out of the deal. 406 00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:59,000 Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka. 407 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,399 Begins breaking down in tears over the cheese 408 00:28:05,319 --> 00:28:06,839 hoppers that could be had. 409 00:28:06,839 --> 00:28:09,480 And you two discuss cheese all the afternoon. 410 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,640 The live long day. 411 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,360 We cut to Lex. 412 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,319 So I have found a jeweler. 413 00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:20,319 Yeah, you find Ruby's jewels. 414 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:26,440 A small older woman comes out from the back and she's got like these, you know, 415 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:32,599 the tiny magnifying glass glasses just on the edge of her nose. 416 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,839 And she comes out from the back and says, yes, I'll be with you in a minute. 417 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,920 And she kind of you hear some stumbling around at the back and she comes out and says, 418 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,280 what can I do for you, sir? 419 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,800 Hello, I'm looking for something. 420 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,080 Something special. 421 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:53,080 Do you ever have just just a group of friends or or family that. 422 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,400 That you're so close to and you want to show them how much they mean to you, 423 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,760 that they're a they're an intricate part of making you whole. 424 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:01,800 My goodness. 425 00:29:02,639 --> 00:29:05,519 I. That's a lovely story. 426 00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:07,960 You have you have such people in your life. 427 00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:15,119 Yes. So I'm wondering if you have something that I could that I could give them each as a token to show. 428 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,159 That we complete each other. 429 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,759 That's such a lovely sentiment. 430 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,599 Give me a moment. 431 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,279 There's been there's been a line of product that I've been working on. 432 00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,639 You might just be the one to try it out on. 433 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,200 She disappears into the back and then comes out with this. 434 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:41,920 With her sketchbook and in it, she flips to a page and it is a square. 435 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:46,560 It's like I saw it looks like a solid square piece, but in it are. 436 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:58,280 Small jewels and intricate iron work or metal work that show part of the landscape of the area. 437 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:04,279 There's like the mountain off in one side, the river kind of running through, connecting the pieces. 438 00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:12,960 And then the city in or a city, not necessarily this city, but a city in the center, surrounded by these hills and mountains. 439 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,720 She says, I think this could be something. 440 00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:17,359 What do you think? 441 00:30:18,559 --> 00:30:20,119 Well, it's it's beautiful. 442 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,160 But how does it. 443 00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:24,639 This looks just like one. 444 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:35,080 Oh, of course, she flips the page and then it's like deconstructed to show four separate pieces that interlock with each other. 445 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:45,400 She said we could we could make them as rings, as a necklace, as a brooch, however you you see fit for your friends. 446 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,080 Oh, this are you are you Ruby? 447 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,880 This I am Ruby. 448 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,080 Yes, Ruby. 449 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,000 This is perfect. 450 00:30:54,039 --> 00:30:56,880 This is exactly this is exactly what I need. 451 00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,319 Is it possible to get this fairly quickly? 452 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:06,279 We're going on a dangerous sort of trip and I'd love to give it to my friends before we go. 453 00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:07,559 We live in a magical world. 454 00:31:07,559 --> 00:31:09,559 I'm sure I could have it for the time that you need it. 455 00:31:12,119 --> 00:31:16,279 Well, this is absolutely perfect, Ruby. 456 00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:19,920 You've made my day and I think I think my friend's day as well. 457 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:25,120 Yes, yes, just come back later later this evening and I'll have them all ready for you. 458 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,160 You can you can deliver them as you will. 459 00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:30,400 I'm so looking forward to this. 460 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:38,640 I've been I've been thinking about this this idea just waiting for the perfect person to walk in who has three friends that they want to gift best friend things to. 461 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,680 What are the chances? 462 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,920 Margaret, what kind of thing do you want to support? 463 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:55,600 I think like a like a small weaponsmith, like a small blacksmith. 464 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,200 No one first saw the shopping montage, but I like it. 465 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,360 Right. 466 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,960 I didn't foresee it took a real twist. 467 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:03,840 It really did. 468 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:08,160 I was prepared to have you go fight a bit and an ancient black dragon. 469 00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:08,720 Doesn't it? 470 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:18,640 Well, it's hard to just cram that in the back end of a two episode record night, or at least, you know, walk up to the mountain, be like, we've made a terrible decision. 471 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,560 This was a mistake. 472 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,400 It's the middle time. 473 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,040 Thanks for being here. 474 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,400 We're going to talk about some cool stuff. 475 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,240 Can't get enough of that sugar crisp. 476 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,320 Yeah, really. 477 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,680 As a little bit, I felt it once I was in it. 478 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,160 Thank you. 479 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:36,600 Thank you. 480 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,200 As soon as like halfway through, I was like, this is sugar crisp. 481 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,480 So I hope somebody calls it. 482 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,800 You need that creepy, like, oh, yeah, that the bear does at the end. 483 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:47,600 Is it a bear? 484 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,240 It's a bear. 485 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,000 Yeah, he's a bear. 486 00:32:50,039 --> 00:32:50,480 Yeah. 487 00:32:50,559 --> 00:32:50,759 Yeah. 488 00:32:50,759 --> 00:32:52,480 It's a bear or a confused cat. 489 00:32:52,599 --> 00:32:53,279 One of the two. 490 00:32:53,559 --> 00:32:54,240 Oh, was it? 491 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,319 No, he wasn't a wrecking. 492 00:32:55,319 --> 00:32:56,319 No, I think a bear. 493 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,519 I'm pretty sure bear. 494 00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:58,640 Isn't he sugar bear? 495 00:32:58,759 --> 00:32:59,559 I'm pretty sure. 496 00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:00,000 Sugar bear. 497 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:00,279 Yeah. 498 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:00,759 Sugar bear. 499 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,120 Sounds sexual. 500 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,160 Anyway. 501 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,279 Anyway, Rev's here. 502 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400 Lex is here. 503 00:33:06,599 --> 00:33:07,559 You know who's not here? 504 00:33:08,039 --> 00:33:08,480 Amy. 505 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,599 Well, let's talk about who's here first, because Rev's our guest. 506 00:33:11,599 --> 00:33:13,000 Oh, that's true. 507 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,160 And he's a guest? 508 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,160 I thought he's just a part of a podcast. 509 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:22,360 I feel like we have tricked him into being a cast member on the show, and I love it. 510 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,560 We've done that with so many. 511 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,759 He is not the only one. 512 00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:28,840 If he came over to our house, he would be getting, like, plates and dishes like himself. 513 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,640 He would be inside of our refrigerator. 514 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,279 He's a guest, but we put that in quotation marks. 515 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,360 He's just one of the gang. 516 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,880 So Rev is, Rev's a part of our show. 517 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,200 He shows up every now and again, basically whenever we can steal him away from the 518 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,200 quit show, which you should definitely be listening to and also checking out their 519 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:48,319 new cool streams because they're doing, like, guest DMs and GMs for different games 520 00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:50,559 and showcasing different games over on their Twitch. 521 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,240 Very cool, very fun. 522 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,600 They've got like a Star Wars one and some other really cool stuff, which I 523 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,319 probably should have looked up before I immediately started talking about it. 524 00:34:00,319 --> 00:34:00,799 But you know what? 525 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:01,600 That's okay, cool. 526 00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:03,039 That's okay, too. 527 00:34:03,759 --> 00:34:04,240 It's fine. 528 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,759 And that's okay, cool. 529 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,000 And now we can talk about who's not here. 530 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,440 It's me. 531 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,039 I'm not here. 532 00:34:10,039 --> 00:34:10,599 I'm missing me. 533 00:34:10,599 --> 00:34:11,599 Amy's not here. 534 00:34:11,599 --> 00:34:13,159 I mean, she's here right now. 535 00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:14,839 But not here for the episode. 536 00:34:14,839 --> 00:34:15,839 Not in the episode. 537 00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:18,639 I just wanted to pop in because I miss you. 538 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:22,639 Next time Rev comes on the show, which is probably going to be coming up 539 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:25,960 somewhat soon, Amy will be joining us. 540 00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:27,279 Dang right. 541 00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:29,079 But until then, you know where you can find me? 542 00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:33,039 Over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 543 00:34:33,319 --> 00:34:33,879 That's right. 544 00:34:33,919 --> 00:34:38,839 Amy plays Gael Nighthunter Oglokanu in the game that Tom runs. 545 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:44,880 Yeah, she's a Goliath and she has no time for Russ's character Opal shenanigans. 546 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:49,559 So if you want to see that dynamic really play out like inter characterally and you 547 00:34:49,559 --> 00:34:52,400 do, you should join us. 548 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,680 Tom, give us a scene. 549 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:54,200 Oh boy. 550 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,559 Here we go. 551 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:56,920 Picture it. 552 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,640 You're in the downtown office. 553 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,720 Welcome to the downtown office. 554 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,559 Oh, Nighthunter. 555 00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:02,559 Good to see you here. 556 00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,320 Tom Kitty, this is not downtown office. 557 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,559 This is a coffee shop. 558 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,160 Yeah, no, this is my office. 559 00:35:07,159 --> 00:35:13,199 Look, we've got baguettes, baguettes, bagels and baguettes and crumpets all together. 560 00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:13,879 It's a baguette. 561 00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:17,599 Harold, but behind the counter has asked you to leave many times. 562 00:35:17,839 --> 00:35:18,359 Harold. 563 00:35:18,839 --> 00:35:20,599 Oh, it's a change of ownership. 564 00:35:20,679 --> 00:35:23,799 I should probably talk to them about re-upping our contract while we're here too. 565 00:35:24,359 --> 00:35:24,920 Oh goodness. 566 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,719 There was never a contract. 567 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Two coffees please. 568 00:35:27,079 --> 00:35:30,199 Okay, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 569 00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:31,239 We'll see you over there. 570 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:35,119 I would love to say that that wasn't an accurate representation of what goes on 571 00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:38,239 in the game, but it was 100% inaccurate representation. 572 00:35:38,599 --> 00:35:39,079 Yeah, I know. 573 00:35:39,079 --> 00:35:39,920 It was pretty spot on. 574 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:40,440 I loved it. 575 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:40,920 It was good. 576 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,880 Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. 577 00:35:43,039 --> 00:35:45,000 Okay, we'll get you back to the episode. 578 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:45,839 Thanks for being here with us. 579 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:46,679 Come join us on Patreon. 580 00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:47,199 Okay, bye. 581 00:35:49,639 --> 00:35:54,079 Yeah, you find you find one after walking through you find a couple, but you find 582 00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:55,079 one that catches your eye. 583 00:35:55,839 --> 00:36:03,400 The sign hung outside the door is in intricate iron work and it just says 584 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,480 Harriet's on the on the sign. 585 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,599 It's a it's not not lavish or anything like that. 586 00:36:11,599 --> 00:36:13,800 It's just a nice little hole in the wall place. 587 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:21,559 You enter and you hear like heavy banging on on iron in the back coming 588 00:36:21,559 --> 00:36:22,440 from the back of the room. 589 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,280 Nobody else in here. 590 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,880 You see a couple swords and some shields up on the walls. 591 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,840 Not a lot of things. 592 00:36:30,519 --> 00:36:31,160 Hello. 593 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,399 The hammering goes for a couple more and then stops. 594 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,039 You just hear it from the back. 595 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,039 Hello. 596 00:36:37,359 --> 00:36:38,559 Somebody somebody out there. 597 00:36:39,519 --> 00:36:40,159 Yes. 598 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:51,159 She comes a short halfling woman, stout halfling woman comes out and walks 599 00:36:51,159 --> 00:36:55,599 over to you and says, sorry, wiping her hands, kind of wiping the grease off. 600 00:36:56,359 --> 00:36:58,319 Oh, loud back there. 601 00:36:58,359 --> 00:36:59,719 Uh, hopefully you haven't been here long. 602 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:00,559 What can I do for you? 603 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,159 No, no, not at all. 604 00:37:02,199 --> 00:37:03,079 Noisy work. 605 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,519 It is, isn't it? 606 00:37:05,079 --> 00:37:06,759 Uh, sorry. 607 00:37:06,759 --> 00:37:08,239 Is there anything I can do for you, miss? 608 00:37:08,639 --> 00:37:09,320 Uh, yes. 609 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,679 Um, and I'm going to pull my mace out. 610 00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:16,360 Um, do you notice how this puts off this light? 611 00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:21,920 Uh, and the mace does, it gives off about 40 feet of light when it's drawn. 612 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,199 Uh, yes. 613 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:24,079 Yes, I do. 614 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,279 That's it. 615 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:30,040 I don't suppose you have, uh, the ability or perhaps the stock. 616 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,400 I'm looking for some daggers that would possibly do the same thing. 617 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,120 Uh, you want, you want a set of daggers that do the same thing. 618 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,920 Same light aspect. 619 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,400 Yes. 620 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,040 Yeah. 621 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,519 We're going someplace that's going to be rather dark and torches may 622 00:37:44,519 --> 00:37:46,040 not always be the best option. 623 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,040 Fair enough. 624 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,880 Um, yeah, I've got, she's looking it over. 625 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,640 I got some material that might be able to do something like that. 626 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,680 Um, how long are you in town for? 627 00:38:00,119 --> 00:38:05,400 Uh, unfortunately, not long, but, uh, I could make a sizable 628 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,320 donation to move this to the top of your list. 629 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:08,800 Sure. 630 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:10,039 Sure. 631 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:10,480 Yeah. 632 00:38:10,559 --> 00:38:14,360 Um, I mean, I only got a couple other jobs, so a couple 633 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,720 daggers shouldn't take too long. 634 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:21,559 Um, you know what, come back in a couple hours and, uh, uh, you 635 00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:22,759 know, I'll see what I got. 636 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,920 Um, hopefully I'll have something that, uh, that'll suit you. 637 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,799 Um, you, you like the work on this one here? 638 00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:33,840 Would you want me to incorporate it to make it seem like it's a set or? 639 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:40,199 Um, what have I seen, um, everyone wield? 640 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,759 Uh, everyone of your friends? 641 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:44,079 Yeah. 642 00:38:44,559 --> 00:38:45,960 Arvid deals hot fire. 643 00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:51,279 So yeah, usually goes with his magic, but he also 644 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,360 has a dagger of venom as a weapon. 645 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,000 Okay. 646 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:54,560 Yeah. 647 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,880 And Lex typically uses that great sword. 648 00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:02,320 He has various other weapons, but that's the one that he goes for usually. 649 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,600 And what is, what is Percy's magic look like? 650 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,600 Uh, some sweet green hellfire. 651 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:10,400 Okay. 652 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:18,080 Uh, I think I would take a moment and describe, uh, to, to Harriet, 653 00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:23,679 um, what Lex's sword Hilt looks like so that it would match. 654 00:39:24,039 --> 00:39:29,079 Uh, and then I just scribe the, the green fire and kind of the dark 655 00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:32,159 energy, uh, that comes from Arvid. 656 00:39:32,759 --> 00:39:35,880 Uh, so they each kind of feel, well, kind of, so they go with 657 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,559 their, uh, with their, their mood, their tone. 658 00:39:39,199 --> 00:39:39,599 Okay. 659 00:39:39,599 --> 00:39:40,360 Green fire. 660 00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:40,920 Okay. 661 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,519 Uh, what does Lex's Hilt look like? 662 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,799 I think it's probably quite simple. 663 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:54,120 Um, just like, uh, like a leather wrapped kind of, um, handle with a, 664 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,600 with very simple, basic look. 665 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,480 He, he got it on the go. 666 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,720 This is no, you know, great heirloom that's been passed down or anything. 667 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:09,800 It's a kind of an off the shelf standard great sword that was 668 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,440 cash and carry, non-custom made. 669 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:13,480 Yeah. 670 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,240 Then the fourth one could, could look like the, kind of the design of the mace. 671 00:40:17,559 --> 00:40:17,760 Yeah. 672 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,039 She, you give her all these descriptions and you go and then you come back a 673 00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:27,559 few hours later and, um, she comes out and she has a bundle, uh, wrapped up 674 00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:30,760 in cloth and she comes out and lays it out on the table and unrolls them. 675 00:40:31,159 --> 00:40:35,480 And, um, the first one is, uh, the one that looks like your mace. 676 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:40,719 It's, it follows the exact same intricate, um, almost gold work. 677 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,280 So she unravels it and all of them glow, just a slightly different color, 678 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,280 depending on what she's, the work she's done with them. 679 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,400 Um, yours is, yeah, it has this intricate work along the hilt and 680 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:58,000 the handle that kind of wrap, um, down, like there's a, a handle that 681 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,000 wraps over your knuckles, but also it kind of turns upwards, um, with 682 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,520 this starburst or sunburst pattern. 683 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:11,440 Lex's, it definitely stands out as the most simple of all of them, but you 684 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,719 lift it and it's like, all of them are perfectly bAlydinced, but this one 685 00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,039 especially, like she's taken the time. 686 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,759 Um, it's, it looks like just like a brick of, uh, of steel, but it's 687 00:41:21,759 --> 00:41:27,199 light, like the, um, that cuts across the hilt and it's like wrapped 688 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:33,039 very tightly with very fine leather that ends in this metal ball at the end. 689 00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:43,079 Perseus's is like this green tinted steel, um, and it's like flames look 690 00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:47,719 like they're climbing up the handle and wrapping around the base of the 691 00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:52,759 blade and the blade itself is like tinted in this green and gives off 692 00:41:52,759 --> 00:41:55,599 this green aura, dark energy one. 693 00:41:55,599 --> 00:42:00,759 Like it's like this fluid dagger that there's no like stop to it. 694 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,480 It just moves from, moves from blade into the handle itself. 695 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,760 And like all kind of flows together. 696 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,800 Um, and she, she steps back and she's showing them all to you. 697 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,240 And I think I've done it. 698 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,320 Yes. 699 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,120 Uh, I would be inclined to agree. 700 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:21,560 These were, this was an amazing project to work on. 701 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,720 Thank you for, thank you for coming to me. 702 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,520 No, thank you. 703 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,560 These are beautiful. 704 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,599 You, you all settle up individually and meet back together. 705 00:42:32,599 --> 00:42:36,719 Um, I assume at the same tavern, given that they would say 706 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:37,639 that you could stay the night. 707 00:42:39,039 --> 00:42:40,840 You meet there and Arvid sits down. 708 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:46,000 He's like, goodness, I found this medicine shop that, uh, they're 709 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:52,079 dealing in some, is some interesting magic work, uh, and set them up with 710 00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,199 a good security system, which they did not have previously. 711 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,480 I feel like I did a good job. 712 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,720 I'm, I'm sure you did a great job. 713 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:00,640 Well, good. 714 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,040 Thank you. 715 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,160 How did everybody else's evening go? 716 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,000 Well, if you don't mind, I jump in here. 717 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000 I, I have a little something for you. 718 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,080 And I, in the center of the table, I like unfold kind of this pretty 719 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:20,040 cloth and see this, this small, what looks like this small scene of, of, 720 00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:26,480 um, terrain and everyone, you know, probably is like, what did he do? 721 00:43:26,519 --> 00:43:27,039 Just kidding. 722 00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:27,639 It's very pretty. 723 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:28,480 It's quite tiny. 724 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,679 It's like a miniature of, of, of the terrain surrounding us. 725 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,239 Oh, this is really cool. 726 00:43:34,519 --> 00:43:34,800 Yes. 727 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,559 It's beautiful. 728 00:43:36,519 --> 00:43:39,239 But wait, there's more. 729 00:43:40,759 --> 00:43:45,279 And I, I separate the pieces and I hand one to each of my friends. 730 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:51,280 And I wanted to show you how important our, our bond is to me, that, that the, 731 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,280 the pieces of each of us help, help me feel whole. 732 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:59,560 So if you, if you would take this and, and, and keep it with you, I think 733 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,640 it will, will help keep you safe. 734 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,040 I'll never take it off. 735 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:04,960 Yes. 736 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,160 Thank you very much. 737 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,320 As I, I will wear it close to my heart. 738 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,360 I, uh, I also actually have something for each of you. 739 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,360 Um, and I set the, the bundle on the table and start to unwrap it. 740 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:26,680 Where we're headed, it's probably going to be literally and figuratively the 741 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,920 darkest thing that any of us have ever faced. 742 00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:33,920 Uh, and I have the bundle open by this time and each of these daggers is 743 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,720 glowing with a slightly different light. 744 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,599 Um, and I passed them out to, to each of them. 745 00:44:40,559 --> 00:44:46,799 My hope is that with these, well, as long as we are each a light to one 746 00:44:46,799 --> 00:44:49,920 another, we'll always be able to find each other. 747 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:52,639 These are incredible, Margaret. 748 00:44:52,639 --> 00:44:56,000 I've always admired your mace and how it, it lights our path. 749 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,559 And this is, is super cool. 750 00:44:59,159 --> 00:44:59,519 Yes. 751 00:44:59,519 --> 00:45:00,639 It's super cool. 752 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,079 This is, this is wonderful. 753 00:45:04,799 --> 00:45:09,279 I feel like I did not get the hint that we were purchasing gifts 754 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:13,920 for each other and I got some pills. 755 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,200 Is this for the get wild time? 756 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:19,600 Yes. 757 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,480 I thought you don't need to provide gifts. 758 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,040 I thought you had planned our entertainment for the night. 759 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:30,800 Well, Perseus still has to go, but yes, we are getting freaky, freaky. 760 00:45:32,519 --> 00:45:34,960 Well, I brought cheese for everybody. 761 00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:40,800 Um, and there's a little, uh, like cheese knife set for, for everybody 762 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:45,440 to go with as well, so now when we have cheese, we've all got the 763 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:46,920 stuff to eat the cheese with. 764 00:45:47,519 --> 00:45:51,480 And if we lose our lighted daggers, we have a small cheese 765 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,920 knife to take on the darkness. 766 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:54,800 Yes. 767 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,480 True. 768 00:45:55,559 --> 00:45:59,559 Or if you lose the cheese knife, you've got something 769 00:45:59,559 --> 00:46:00,720 to still cut the cheese with. 770 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,400 Especially for all our nighttime cheese fests. 771 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,640 This will be very helpful. 772 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,040 Late night snacks. 773 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:08,840 All right. 774 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,200 Who's ready to get fucked? 775 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,440 Dumbgeons and Dragons season two, episode 80, starring Carla 776 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,120 Maxted as Lex, Tom Laird as Perseus, and Russ More as your 777 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:33,000 Dungeon Master with guest Rev DeShane as Margaret Broadcloak, 778 00:46:33,199 --> 00:46:35,559 editing production and sound design by Russ More. 779 00:46:35,839 --> 00:46:38,759 This episode featured music and sound effects from Epidemic Sound. 780 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,719 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, 781 00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:46,159 Jessica Babyok, Mark Hartless, Stevie, Kat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 782 00:46:46,199 --> 00:46:50,119 Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, Aaron Stevens, Eric Houlahan, and 783 00:46:50,119 --> 00:46:53,920 Ray Sirbeck to support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many other 784 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,719 productions and get access to an exclusive podcast, bonus episodes 785 00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:01,760 and much more, please join our Patreon at Patreon.com slash dumb 786 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,600 dragon cast. 787 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,520 You can also follow us at facebook.com slash dumb dragon podcast 788 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,480 and on Twitter and Instagram at dumb dragon cast. 789 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,600 Thank you for listening. 790 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,040 Have a great week and we'll talk again soon. 791 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,200 That no one thought could pull it off. 792 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,080 Exactly what I was looking for. 793 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,360 I thought you were going with the time honored tradition of making 794 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,720 our guests name our groups. 795 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,200 Yeah, me too. 796 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,040 We're the Rough Riders. 797 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,160 That would have been a wild answer. 798 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,800 I've already done my naming. 799 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:38,880 That's right. 800 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:40,920 You just hear Harvard in the back. 801 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,480 Stop. 802 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:42,760 Throw away. 803 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,200 No, is that not? 804 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,040 I thought we had this conversation on the way here. 805 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:50,600 Sorry. 806 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:50,840 Sorry. 807 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:54,160 I just, weird spell, weird songs. 808 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,080 Yeah, fair enough. 809 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:58,560 What you want to do? 810 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:02,160 Chat about things, cut to another scene. 811 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,480 How do you, how do you want to go about this? 812 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,880 Can we have a small, fun adventure before we head into the underdark? 813 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,040 Cause we're probably out of game, obviously not heading into the 814 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,200 underdark tonight. 815 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,240 No, probably not. 816 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,120 Yeah. 817 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,520 So what can we do that's fun guys? 818 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,000 Karaoke competition. 819 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:24,600 Ooh, cheese, cheese shop. 820 00:48:24,799 --> 00:48:25,119 Sure. 821 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:26,880 For the back half of this episode. 822 00:48:29,799 --> 00:48:31,119 Meet there and Harvard sits down. 823 00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:34,599 He's like, well, I, nope, that's not Harvard. 824 00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:36,519 Oh, wow. 825 00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:37,000 Oh boy. 826 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,960 Went real new for you there, didn't we? 827 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:39,920 Oh jeez. 828 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,440 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.