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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Big Bird. That's comin' in. And snatchin' happy people.

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Whoa.

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And behind this figure is like this wavy black and purple, it looks almost fluid.

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You can't stop. No. And he turns and begins to move towards the black and purple wall.

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I want to throw something at him.

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Throw it. You got a boot still?

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No. Yeah, but.

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You got a boot still?

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I am. I'm gonna throw the boot. I've just been hangin' on to it.

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And the book goes flying.

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Yeah, I'm gonna stroll on over and grab that book, Russ.

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Maggie, I found this note on the mayor baron's desk that said if he disappears, he wants Z and Zed to be the new mayor.

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Wait, what? I guess if he doesn't show up by noon.

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Unorthodox, for sure. But definitely on the up and up.

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All right. Well, I mean, they were a write-in ballot, so this is still legit.

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And as you're riding in the back of Mooton Sully's carriage with Rolf pulling you through the streets, everyone has come out.

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But something you notice is that although everyone is out, two-thirds of the town is missing.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. He, him.

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Also with me today is Karla Maxted.

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She, her. I play Norixious Akra, better known as Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin. Also she, her.

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And Tom Laird.

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He, him. And I play Moot, who is a wild magic half-orc sorcerer who also goes by he, him.

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And Amy More.

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She, her. And I play Sullivan Sleight, a lightfoot halfling rogue. He, him.

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And joining us today, from the end of time and other bothers, you know him as Eggerton. But it's Mikey.

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No, sorry, sorry.

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Michael Howey.

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We didn't even let him speak before he hung up the Zoom call and left.

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I know, right?

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Come on, Russ.

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Please try your call again.

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Hi, I'm playing Wimmeren Ceres. I'm he, him. And Wimmeren Ceres is a male half-elf bard who is also he, him.

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We're very excited to have you here and to meet Wimmeren. I'm sorry, I started with weird energy there.

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I know you said don't do it, but then I did it.

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I said that I was going to throw it in at some point, and now, gone.

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You can't.

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It's out of the way.

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That's true.

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I guess.

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It's like the Band-Aid.

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That's just the exciting thing I was looking forward to, like, how can I, whatever.

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Just wait.

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This first episode, we got to reincorporate one of our own characters as well as Michael's character.

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So that's going to be fun.

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Where we incorporate all new characters all the time is over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon casting.

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You could be one of those characters too.

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We got crazy characters.

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Are patrons, are you talking about like how our patrons are like wacky and wild characters?

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Like, they're such a character.

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That's how I am talking about it now.

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Oh.

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Perfect.

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I really wasn't sure it made sense that way, but they also can contribute characters and items.

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So maybe that's what you meant.

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Yes.

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It's going to be an interesting.

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Taking a lot of boxes here.

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Tom, do you have a suggestion?

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No, I'm a little flabbergasted to be perfectly honest with you.

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Well, when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, David Olney.

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Thanks, David.

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Thank you.

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Can we call you Davey?

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Wicked job.

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Wicked job there, David.

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Or Davey.

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Yeah.

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That's the, that's what we're going with.

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Nickname it everybody.

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In ways they don't like.

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Nobody asked for it, but I'm here.

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I'm here to do it.

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It's a thankless job.

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In ways one specifically said not to do.

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But I'm here for it.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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We hope to see you over there.

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And now fuck it.

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Let's play.

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Glim and Wimren.

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You met Injrod Tamar.

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Was Wimren at the Baja Maniac's opening?

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Wimren has been trying to find meaning in life.

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And in this weird dancing exercise class saw a pamphlet on the wall

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about someone who's real chill.

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Someone who can give you answers.

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Someone named Bahamut.

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And just started asking some questions.

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So now we've been traveling for three days.

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Glim hasn't stopped talking about Bahamut that whole time probably.

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So maybe it's like, I don't know Wimren,

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but maybe like a little more than he wanted.

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But maybe not.

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I understand what you're saying.

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It's just if Bahamut is the most chill,

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how can Bahamut also be responsible for economic prosperity?

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It's just part of the like ineffable awesomeness of Bahamut

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that he can be both like totally chill all the time,

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but also like really help stimulate the economy

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in ways both capitalist and socialist.

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It's kind of amazing.

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He just can be all things to all people all the time.

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The one that's really kind of holding me back right now,

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I got to admit, is the trickle up.

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The trickle up.

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It doesn't quite make sense.

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So you know how I told you,

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I've been trying to sell my barding wares

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and it's been a little tricky lately.

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How do I get into the up trickle?

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Is that something I catch?

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Do I have to find like a spout of it?

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Well, sometimes you can find like a sorcerer

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who specializes in up trickle.

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Right, right.

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Or I heard about someone once who like was in the forest

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and they found a magical up trickle stone.

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So we can kind of keep our eyes peeled for that.

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I don't really know the specifics of that exactly,

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but I have enough faith that it's probably going to come to us.

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Like at some point, it's going to be very obvious

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how you can just like jump on that up trickle

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and ride it to stardom.

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It all sounds good.

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It's just, it's been like three days

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and we've been talking a lot about up trickle.

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And we've seen crickles and we've seen crackles,

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but no trickles.

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And certainly none of them going upwards.

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So I guess I'm just wondering,

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is there like a schedule, an agenda of Bahamut's plans?

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but you know, maybe if it was an agenda with stickers.

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Oh, I do love an agenda with stickers

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or like the ones where you draw your own little box

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and then a checklist and then you go through

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and check the box,

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but then also cross off the thing on the list.

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Like I love that.

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I don't think that's really how Bahamut rolls

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because while he has a plan for everyone,

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you do still have free will to like make your own choices

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or search for your own up trickle

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or you know, what have you.

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Right, right, right.

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So I don't think we can like find a scrap of paper

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I think we just have to really keep our eyes peeled

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for that up trickle stone or maybe like a unicorn or yeah.

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and like they might know.

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it's just that, okay.

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there was like eight unicorns coming down the road.

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And I thought, should I go get Glim?

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No, you know what?

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This is a new relationship.

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I don't know your boundaries.

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You don't know my boundaries.

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So I just let the unicorns walk past.

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I enjoyed the moment in the moment as Bahamut teaches.

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I just feel that if some of this information were shared earlier,

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like that was, you know,

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if someone came up to me with a sign that said prophecy

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and smacked me in the face with it,

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I might see eight unicorns walking down a road.

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I don't know.

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I see what you're saying.

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First, thank you for not interrupting me

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when I was having my private time.

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I do really appreciate that.

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It's important.

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I think you're right.

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I bet there's going to be more unicorns

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just around the corner.

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That's the way I've always approached life.

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It's, you know,

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there's always more unicorns around the corner.

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You crest over top of a hill and you go around the corner

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and there's unicorns.

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Damn, I don't know if we want to meet a unicorn again, you guys.

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We've had some issues with unicorns in the past.

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There is one specific unicorn who's out for blood

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and it's all Tom's fault.

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So you crest over this hill and you see before you,

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the city of Hardcastle is a walled city.

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There's some broken down tents, some set up tents.

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There's a couple of caravans pulling through.

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I see though what catches your eye particularly

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is there's a spiral of smoke coming from the center of the city.

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So spiral smoke.

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Bahamut, have anything to say about that?

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You know, nothing explicitly about it,

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but I like to follow anything unusual.

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So I say let's follow the duck penis smoke.

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Are you running at this point?

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How are you traveling?

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We hadn't really established that.

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I've imagined that Glim probably walks rather straightforward.

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That's my impression.

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So I presume I'm just sort of crisscrossing behind,

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trying to figure things out.

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Yeah, perfect. Love it.

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With more determination now, Glim is walking forward.

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Crisscrossing behind is Wimren.

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You get to the gate and where you would expect to see guards,

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you see a shield and an axe just dug into the earth.

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There's no guards around.

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Just those two.

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And there's a smiley face on the shield.

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but I've had some trouble with city guards in the past.

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Not here, but just in other cities.

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So I'm happy to just keep on walking

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and count our Bahamut blessings that there is not a guard here.

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How about you?

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I ordinarily would feel maybe uneasy in this situation.

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It seems like something may have happened and it's not okay,

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but there's a smiley face.

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And if it wasn't okay,

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someone would not have taken the time to draw a smiley face, right?

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It's a good sign.

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Maybe this is the beginning of the up trickle.

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Maybe this is it.

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Yes, this is a good start to our entrance into Hardcastle, I think.

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You're following the smoke leading to the center of the city,

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and it wraps around and down through some streets.

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It's a rather quiet city.

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There's a few people out.

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They're looking up at the smoke

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and also trying to figure out where it's coming from and what's going on.

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You round a corner and you find that it looks to be coming from

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what you could describe as a small castle,

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a small town hall center.

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like pouring out of this top window.

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Someone's having a bad day.

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Yeah, no kidding.

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Do you think the kitchen's up there?

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Maybe, maybe.

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It could be some kind of alchemy as well.

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With that, an explosion goes off inside an out-shoot moot and sully

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who fall down onto a carriage filled with hay.

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Huh.

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00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000
These are my friends I was telling you about.

256
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Guys, guys, we're here.

257
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000
Are you, are you, are you okay?

258
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000
Glim, is that you?

259
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
I don't know.

260
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000
Are you okay?

261
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000
There's smoke in my face.

262
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000
There's a hideous scream that comes from the window up top

263
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,000
and out-shoots like this eight-foot giant spider

264
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
wielding a dagger.

265
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
God, this asshole again.

266
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000
Yeah, everybody roll for initiative.

267
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000
I only rolled a five.

268
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
Oh, plus five is 10.

269
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000
Look at that, I doubled it.

270
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000
17 plus two is 19.

271
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000
You don't have to show off, Mike.

272
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000
11.

273
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,000
Also 10, but with a zero bonus, so I'll go behind sully.

274
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000
This giant spider shoots out.

275
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000
Wimren, your first initiative.

276
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000
It lands like down beside where moot and sully have landed

277
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000
down, these two people who you probably have heard of

278
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,000
via Glim, and it's moving towards them,

279
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,000
wielding this, what looks in its hands to be a dagger,

280
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000
but could be considered a sword to most.

281
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
How far away are they?

282
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000
Let's say you're about 15 feet away.

283
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Like, they landed pretty near where you were.

284
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:14,000
I'm going to assume that these are good people being

285
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000
attacked by a giant spider of some sort who just came

286
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000
out of a weird twisty smoke-filled building.

287
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:25,000
So I'm going to, I feel like I gotta play with a new toy.

288
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:29,000
So I kind of, I spin to look,

289
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
and it's confusing and concerning,

290
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000
but I can see Glim is getting amped up

291
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000
and that these are the people I've been told about.

292
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,000
So I pull out Bad News, which is this ranged device

293
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,000
of rather significant consequence.

294
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000
Does it need to be loaded first?

295
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000
It does require a load, but I would, you know,

296
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000
depending on how you carry it, yeah.

297
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000
Okay, so I spin around and I just take a shot

298
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000
at this giant spider thing.

299
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
All right.

300
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000
So that's going to be arranged?

301
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000
Yes, sir.

302
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
All right.

303
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000
17.

304
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000
17 does hit.

305
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
All right.

306
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,000
And I get 2D12 plus one.

307
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000
So that's 12 and 11.

308
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
Damn.

309
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
This is a lot different than my normal experience

310
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
doing this FYI.

311
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
You're doing a great job.

312
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Welcome to our show.

313
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000
Come on back any time.

314
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,000
Yeah, you shoot in and like, where do you aim?

315
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Well, I think if it's a giant spider,

316
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000
you aim at the big squishy part of the back, right?

317
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Huge backside to this thing.

318
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
You shoot and it goes in and like blasts out

319
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000
and it lets out this huge shriek

320
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,000
as like green and black ooze start pouring out of it.

321
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Anything else you want to do on your turn?

322
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,000
I think just like, as the stuff sprays out,

323
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000
just like a good like, just one.

324
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
You're right.

325
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
It's the adrenaline.

326
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Hope this is a judgment free zone.

327
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000
You can only allow yourself one.

328
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Yep.

329
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Because two is vomiting.

330
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Glim, you're up next.

331
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,000
I am going to run up to the spider

332
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000
and attack it with the Vorpal Sword,

333
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
which, oh, for God's sakes.

334
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Well, I rolled a one.

335
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:20,000
So that's a nine, so that totally hits, right?

336
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,000
I'm really safe inside of the cart filled with hay.

337
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
I don't think she could probably slice through me from there.

338
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
No.

339
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Okay.

340
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Just, you know, making sure.

341
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000
Sounds like something that might happen.

342
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Yeah, no, that doesn't hit.

343
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000
It's the spider's turn.

344
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:42,000
And it's going to try and use its web attack on Wimron.

345
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
And as we know, it's coming from spinnerets

346
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000
because we know all about spider anatomy.

347
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
We know all about spider anatomy.

348
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000
That's going to be a 23 to hit you.

349
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
That's a hit, yeah.

350
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,000
So you get blasted by this like huge glob of web

351
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000
that like knocks you back into the ground.

352
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,000
There's ooze mixed in because you shot through its body

353
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
and it's just everywhere now.

354
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:13,000
As an action on your turn, you can make a strength DC 11 check

355
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,000
to try to get out on your turn.

356
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Yeah, that's all it can do right now.

357
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
It's all it can do.

358
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
It's all it can do. Sully, you're up.

359
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Can I ask you how long have we been fighting this spider

360
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
before we got thrown out of a window?

361
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
How long have you been fighting this spider

362
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
before you got thrown out of a window?

363
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000
I'd like to know.

364
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
I'd like to know too.

365
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
How long have you been fighting this spider

366
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
before you got thrown out of a window?

367
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
I feel like...

368
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Let's say like six rounds?

369
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Yeah, I feel like it's been a while.

370
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000
And you probably see very little damage on this spider

371
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
because of that.

372
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:47,000
But you're cut up and yeah, absolutely.

373
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
God, I'm so fucking tired of this woman.

374
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Okay, and I pull out my frightful sort of reflection,

375
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
which I haven't yet used.

376
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Very excited.

377
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Okay, as soon as Mike was like,

378
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
I'm going to play with a new toy,

379
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,000
I'm like, I want to play with a new toy.

380
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Let's try it.

381
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Why not?

382
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Let's go for it.

383
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Oh no.

384
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
It went to an 11,

385
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000
and then it tipped back onto a four.

386
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Plus seven.

387
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Well here we're back at 11.

388
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
There we go.

389
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
It still doesn't hit.

390
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Oh, that's no good.

391
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
So how does your mist look?

392
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
I feel like the sword is a little oversized

393
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000
for my halfling self.

394
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
And just heavy.

395
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
The weight's off.

396
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,000
It's just the hilt.

397
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
I just fumble with it.

398
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000
The spider turns its head back down to you

399
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000
and sluts out the spittle filled scream.

400
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Moot, it's your turn.

401
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000
What's in the path of me and the spider

402
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
and behind the spider

403
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000
in let's say like a 15 foot cone?

404
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
A building?

405
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Just picking an arbitrary number there.

406
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:54,000
So you guys landed in the carriage.

407
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Probably fell backwards.

408
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000
The spider landed between you and the building.

409
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:02,000
So the building appears to be made of stonework.

410
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
But yeah, not much else.

411
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
Okay, perfect.

412
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:09,000
I'm going to cast Burning Hands at the spider.

413
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
So I kind of put my hands together

414
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000
and out comes like some shooting flames

415
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000
and I need a deck saving throw from you.

416
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
That one.

417
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Perfect.

418
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Does that mean you get more damage?

419
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
No.

420
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
So you're going to take some fire damage

421
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000
as you eat some flames here.

422
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Sweet.

423
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Eat them.

424
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Eat them.

425
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Four on the first one.

426
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
You know what?

427
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Give me max damage

428
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
because that wasn't that one.

429
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Max damage?

430
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
All right.

431
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Well then you are taking 18 fire damage.

432
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Like the hairs on the back of this thing are a lit.

433
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
And I'm going to roll a d20.

434
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Oh yeah, please do.

435
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
That was also a one.

436
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Wow.

437
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Magic search table.

438
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Not another unicorn though.

439
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
I wasn't even prepared for this.

440
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Neither was I.

441
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Because it will be the same unicorn.

442
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Please not a unicorn.

443
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000
The ones always come when you're least prepared for them.

444
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
But I'm always prepared for them.

445
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
They always do show up.

446
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
That is an 80.

447
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Yeah, your flames go up.

448
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000
The hairs on the back of the spider light up.

449
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:18,000
And then suddenly there's this swirling air.

450
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000
And the air within 10 feet of you, all around you,

451
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
is filled with butterflies and flower petals

452
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,000
that just seem to float and flutter all around you.

453
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Wymron, it's your turn.

454
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Mo, that's fucking beautiful, man.

455
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Wow.

456
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
I don't even know how I did that.

457
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
What have you guys been doing since I've seen you?

458
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000
I'm really concerned that whatever that gooey stuff was

459
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,000
has really gotten into my bloodstream quick.

460
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:49,000
I just need to know if everyone else can see the butterflies.

461
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Oh, yeah.

462
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Yeah, the butterflies.

463
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
OK.

464
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
OK, thank you.

465
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
I appreciate it.

466
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:59,000
I'm going to just try and get this goop off now.

467
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
17 minus 1 is 16.

468
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
So I wrestle free of the web.

469
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
You bust free.

470
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
So that's your action.

471
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
You still got any bonus action or movement?

472
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Can I reload?

473
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
You could reload.

474
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Yeah.

475
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
I don't know if it says what that counts as.

476
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Reload.

477
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
I like the action that Michael is in to reload it.

478
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Can be fired a number of times equal to its reload score.

479
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
You must spend one attack.

480
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
We'll say that's a bonus action to reload,

481
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
because that's more fun.

482
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
So yeah, you get one reload.

483
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Cool.

484
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
But yeah, you can load and reload on a turn.

485
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
OK.

486
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Glim.

487
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000
I am going to attack again.

488
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Well, I'm going to try to attack again with the Vorpal sword.

489
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Much better.

490
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
That's a 27.

491
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Eww.

492
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Eight damage.

493
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:48,000
But as a bonus action, I am also going to cast ensnaring strike.

494
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
OK.

495
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:56,000
So you have to do a saving throw to see if you are ensnared as magical thorny vines.

496
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Strength.

497
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Strength.

498
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Three.

499
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,000
You are a large or larger creature, or are you a medium-sized creature?

500
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Medium.

501
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Well, then you don't get to do it again.

502
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Ensnared.

503
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
All right.

504
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Consider me ensnared.

505
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000
At the start of each of your turns, you're going to take 1d6 piercing damage.

506
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000
But you can make a strength check.

507
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
At the end?

508
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
To be freed.

509
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
OK.

510
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,000
It is my turn, so I'm going to take 1d6 piercing damage.

511
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Great.

512
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
That's two.

513
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000
I will take it.

514
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Is there anything I can do without moving?

515
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Yeah, there is.

516
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Spider is going to cast on Glim.

517
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Make a wisdom saving throw.

518
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
OK.

519
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
18.

520
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
I feel like that's good.

521
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Yes, 16 is to beat.

522
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000
So it tries to cast hold person on you.

523
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
You are not held.

524
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000
And then it's going to make a strength.

525
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
That's 13.

526
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Bell save DC is 13.

527
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
So it met it.

528
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
So does that mean more free?

529
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
See?

530
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Let's have this conversation.

531
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Can we have this conversation every time, please?

532
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Active, passive.

533
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
It's trying to break.

534
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Because you're active.

535
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Yeah.

536
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
So it breaks free.

537
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Yeah.

538
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
I feel like it's different every time.

539
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
It's the same.

540
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
I know.

541
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
It's always active.

542
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Sometimes it makes perfect sense to me.

543
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,000
And other times it's like I'll twist it around and I can't do it.

544
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Magic's weird.

545
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Sully, it's your turn.

546
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Magic's weird.

547
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Butterflies everywhere.

548
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Ensnaring things.

549
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Spider broke out.

550
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Guy with a gun who's recharging, reloading a gun.

551
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Yeah, I was paying attention.

552
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Sully definitely wasn't, though.

553
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
He was looking at the butterflies.

554
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,000
He's going to try his frightful sort of reflection again.

555
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Let's see how this goes.

556
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
I'm going to use a different dice.

557
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Oh, fuck.

558
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
14.

559
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
No.

560
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Really?

561
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Really.

562
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Anything else you want to do?

563
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
I want to try to touch the butterflies.

564
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Try to touch them in your finger.

565
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Just can't quite get them.

566
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Yeah.

567
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
It's sad.

568
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Boop.

569
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000
It's your turn.

570
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
I'm going to cast Magic Missile.

571
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:15,000
So I throw up some glowing darts and hit this spider in its legs.

572
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
I would like to target its legs.

573
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Go for it.

574
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
I mean, they hit automatically.

575
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,000
I guess I target their legs.

576
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000
So that is 11 force damage.

577
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Tell me how you kill Maggie's spider.

578
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Turns out after my first two darts hit the front legs, it kind of like falls forward a little bit.

579
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000
And then the next one just hits it right in the forehead.

580
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,000
Yeah, the head explodes out as it's like the legs collapse.

581
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000
There's this huge shriek and then the head explodes backwards.

582
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,000
And you see the butterflies kind of just move quickly around it.

583
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
I rolled another net one.

584
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
What?

585
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Okay, roll me that.

586
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
This is the most exciting day.

587
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
What is happening?

588
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
I love it.

589
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
We've had four net ones already.

590
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Yeah, it's very, it's very.

591
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
31.

592
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
I hope you shrink.

593
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,000
It makes me so happy when it happens in this instance and no other.

594
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Moot disappears.

595
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Oh, good.

596
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Wait, do his butterflies stay?

597
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Nope.

598
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Moot, you find yourself.

599
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Yeah, you find yourself in the astral plane.

600
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Okay.

601
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
With butterflies all around you.

602
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
It's beautiful.

603
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
There's swirling colors.

604
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
It's dark.

605
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000
A little bit like you can't breathe.

606
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
And we come back to your friends.

607
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Guys, I lost Moot.

608
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Yeah, I don't know.

609
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Did you guys like take an invisibility potion before we got back or?

610
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:54,000
No, maybe he turned into like remember when he was a sheep that one time.

611
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Oh, you're right.

612
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Oh, you're right.

613
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
And I see a dog.

614
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Is that Moot?

615
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Oh, oh my God.

616
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Come over here.

617
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
We chased this random dog.

618
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Is no one going to talk about the giant spider that just tried to kill us?

619
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
And Moot is back.

620
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Did I?

621
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Oh, I thought maybe I died.

622
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Did I die?

623
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
I'm wrestling this dog to the ground.

624
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Moot, it's us.

625
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Moot.

626
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
I'm like yelling at the dog.

627
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Guys, guys, I'm over here.

628
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Guys, I'm over here.

629
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
I can hear him.

630
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
You're in there somewhere, buddy.

631
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
I just go over and I like grab Sully's shoulder.

632
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
No, no, I'm I'm over here.

633
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Oh, oh, oh my God.

634
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:32,000
We thought for sure you were that dog because remember, it's the sheep and.

635
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Oh, sure.

636
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Yep.

637
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000
I look across the street and there's a family looking.

638
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,000
This dog was on a leash, but it was retractable.

639
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
It was like pretty far away.

640
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I'm really sorry.

641
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
That was, you know.

642
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
I'm so sorry.

643
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Could you get off our dog, please?

644
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Yeah, no.

645
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
We thought.

646
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
You know what?

647
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
I'm so small.

648
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
The dog was it was really a fair fight.

649
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
This is a rescue dog.

650
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
We were just trying to find a nice home for it.

651
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Wait, you didn't rescue this dog?

652
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000
We were pretending.

653
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
All right.

654
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
You virtue signal over there.

655
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Should we?

656
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
I'm just going to.

657
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Moot, where did you go?

658
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
I don't know.

659
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
It was it was kind of dark, but also light at the same time.

660
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000
But the butterflies came with me.

661
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
So that's.

662
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
They're still there.

663
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Oh, yeah.

664
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
So they.

665
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Wow.

666
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
They came with me and now they're back and I don't know really where.

667
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
I don't know.

668
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:28,000
If it was dark and then light with your eyes previously shut and then you open

669
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
them.

670
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Oh, maybe.

671
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Maybe.

672
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
OK, OK.

673
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
I need to summarize here.

674
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,000
So people get blown up out of a window.

675
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Giant spider attacks them.

676
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Giant spider attacks me.

677
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
I get sticky.

678
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Spider flies.

679
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
Then spider blows up.

680
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000
This guy disappears, then comes back.

681
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,000
There's butterflies, but it's just his eyes are closed.

682
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Yeah, I think that.

683
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Yeah, I think it's pretty pretty.

684
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
All right.

685
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Who's this guy?

686
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
This is this is my friend Wimron.

687
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,000
He came with me from Gerod Tamar and I've been telling him all about

688
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
Bahamut.

689
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
And of course, all about you guys.

690
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,000
And it looks like you were busy because you were I don't know.

691
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Were you doing alchemy or you were cooking a pie and you were smoking

692
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
and you exploded?

693
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Oh, yeah.

694
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Well, you know, typical stuff for us.

695
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,000
We were at the pub last night and then some things went sideways and

696
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
then the explosion out of window.

697
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Giant spider fight.

698
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
You know, typical.

699
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
I mean, that sounds that all tracks.

700
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000
That sounds totally right.

701
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Good job killing the giant spider.

702
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,000
I hit it a few times in the building before anybody saw anything.

703
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Oh, sorry.

704
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Did real good before anyone saw anything.

705
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
I slapped it in one of its eyes.

706
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
It's the middle baby.

707
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Yeah, it is.

708
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Yeah, it is.

709
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Welcome to the middle.

710
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
It's the Amy and Russ middle.

711
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000
It is because we didn't want that Tom and Carla to get all the all the

712
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
fun and excitement.

713
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
No, that's not true.

714
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
That's that's not why we're doing this.

715
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Why are we doing this?

716
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Well, you know, when when you've got people who need a break.

717
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Oh, yeah.

718
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,000
And how we respect each other's time.

719
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Yeah, that too.

720
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
And we live together and can do this easily.

721
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Yeah, all those things.

722
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000
And sometimes Russ and I just want to be with you guys by ourselves.

723
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
That's true.

724
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Yeah.

725
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Thank you for joining us here in this lovely episode where we have the one

726
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
only Michael Howie.

727
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Oh, my gosh, which we are just changed forever because of.

728
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Yeah.

729
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000
No, this first episode where things are going real wild and crazy.

730
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Just wait for the second episode.

731
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
It's off the rail.

732
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Yeah.

733
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
So that's going to come in a couple of weeks.

734
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000
But in the meantime, after you're done listening here, make sure you go

735
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Michael plays Eggerton.

736
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Totally not a chaotic character over there.

737
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000
And no laughs.

738
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
It's not funny at all.

739
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Very serious.

740
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Yes.

741
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Hard hitting stuff.

742
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Listen to the tone in our voice and go listen to the end of time and

743
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000
other bothers, but also go listen to Defender Radio.

744
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
That's Michael's other podcast.

745
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Because if you know anything about podcasters, you can't just have one

746
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
podcast.

747
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
It's like it's like potato chips.

748
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,000
So, yeah, Defender Radio is about protecting Canadian wildlife and

749
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,000
showcasing all of the species that they are trying to promote and

750
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000
raise money for to help out.

751
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
It's a great podcast.

752
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Excellent cause.

753
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Yeah.

754
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Go check it out.

755
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
And now we're going to get back to the episode.

756
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
So thank you for joining us.

757
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Enjoy the rest.

758
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
And we'll talk to you all soon.

759
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Love you.

760
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Bye.

761
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
OK, bye.

762
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
OK.

763
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Well, that was the receptionist.

764
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
They have spider receptionist.

765
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
It makes sense.

766
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
They have eight arms.

767
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
You're right.

768
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
They would be so good at it.

769
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:08,000
She was previously just like a regular like human person.

770
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Yeah.

771
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Standard lady.

772
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:19,000
And anyway, we were told by new management, Zed and Zee, who I'm

773
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:24,000
pretty sure run this place now, that we can rifle through anything to

774
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
find out, you know, all the bad stuff.

775
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:35,000
They had a mayor or a baron, a mayor baron and no good bad guy.

776
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,000
So we were just going through his stuff and we found some real like

777
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:46,000
a secret compartment and there was like bones and bongs inside of it.

778
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,000
And then she just went all like arachnoid crazy.

779
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Do you have the bones still or they're still like up in the.

780
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Did you grab them?

781
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Well, I think they're still up there unless that explosion did something to them.

782
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000
I definitely put them in my pocket.

783
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Oh, I didn't even see that, Sully.

784
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
I have a sleight of hand.

785
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
You are sneaky.

786
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
I'm so sneaky.

787
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Roll sleight of hand to see how much you grabbed.

788
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
You mean how many?

789
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
How much bones?

790
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
How many bones were in there?

791
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
He just grabbed one bong.

792
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Yeah, I was supposed to get the bones.

793
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,000
That's news to me.

794
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Twenty three.

795
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000
You have one bong and for what looked like vertebrae.

796
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
I'm sorry.

797
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000
How many bones were in there?

798
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
More than four?

799
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
There was there were more than that.

800
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
I didn't grab them all.

801
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
We want to go back.

802
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000
I was just trying to save us some time.

803
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Storywise and you know, the amount of stairs that we had to do.

804
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Turns out when you're exploded out a window, you don't have to do any stairs.

805
00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Well, actually, I get a bonus for that on this tracking thing that I carry when I go town to town.

806
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:09,000
So actually, if you don't mind, could I maybe just, you know, like get you to wear it and do the explosion thing again?

807
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
I'm sorry.

808
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Really use the bonus.

809
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000
You get a bonus every time you get thrown out of a window.

810
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Yeah, because of the acceleration.

811
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Oh, because it looks like you're running so fast.

812
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Yeah, yeah.

813
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
It's perceived speed.

814
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
That's what it's tracking.

815
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
You know what?

816
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Put down that dog over there.

817
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Oh, good idea.

818
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
And I go and I chase the dog down.

819
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Oh, dang.

820
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000
You're doing it.

821
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Okay, make a dex check.

822
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Roll for dog.

823
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Chase that family dog down.

824
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Yeah.

825
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
That family dog.

826
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
13 plus one.

827
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
14.

828
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Okay.

829
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Yeah.

830
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Wimron runs off, chasing the dog and the family down.

831
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,000
The family starts to run with the dog, leaving the three of you there.

832
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Well, I've really missed you guys.

833
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
It's just business as usual.

834
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
He'll come back.

835
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Maybe.

836
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
How did the big opening go?

837
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Oh, it was so good.

838
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,000
People were just so hungry for fitness and Bahamut, you know?

839
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
And the baguettes?

840
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
And the baguettes.

841
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
I guess have a load.

842
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
So your buddy there, is he a groupie now?

843
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Like a Bahamaniac that you have around?

844
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Helps to spread the word?

845
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:34,000
No, I think he's just absorbing the Bahamut knowledge right now.

846
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:39,000
I don't think he's ready to start spreading the good news himself, but I think he's just,

847
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:46,000
you know, kind of learning and looking to get ahead in the world like we all are.

848
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Okay, okay, okay.

849
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:59,000
No, I don't know if this is in the scriptures anywhere yet, but some people react poorly

850
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:05,000
when you chase them covered in spider ichor, waving a gun,

851
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:11,000
and a magical fitness device while screaming Bahamut loves.

852
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Oh, yeah, you just really learn something new every day, don't you?

853
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Who could have guessed that?

854
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
And after all that cardio we did together.

855
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Yeah, did you get the tracker on the dog or?

856
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Oh, it's on the dog.

857
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Oh, nice.

858
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Well, it's with the dog.

859
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
It's with the dog.

860
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Let's say that way.

861
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000
It's fine.

862
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
It's fine.

863
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
It's fine.

864
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Let's chill out.

865
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
So a bong.

866
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
That's cool bones.

867
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000
What's that all about?

868
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
You know what?

869
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Maybe we should go back upstairs.

870
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Number one, to get out of the street.

871
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Those children looked real scared and the family looked real mad.

872
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:56,000
But there were more than just these like these spina pieces.

873
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Can I, I guess, roll like inside or something to see if, like,

874
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,000
I know what these are other than bones or what?

875
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Be like arcana maybe.

876
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Like if they're like bones for spells.

877
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Archaeology?

878
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Do we have an archaeology?

879
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
What if it's in nature?

880
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
It is bones.

881
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
You can you can look at them however you want.

882
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
They look like three vertebrae right now.

883
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Whole vertebrae?

884
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
And how big are they?

885
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Or three vertebra?

886
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Three vertebra.

887
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Okay.

888
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
I was thinking like, whoa, my pockets are huge.

889
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Spines.

890
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Spines.

891
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Like ducks in a window.

892
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
It's like a magic trick.

893
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
It just keeps coming.

894
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
You got like a C6 and A4.

895
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Okay.

896
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
And how big are they?

897
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Like human size or big?

898
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000
No, like human size.

899
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Sully, that's kind of gross.

900
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
I didn't.

901
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Was there a whole skeleton

902
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
and you just like yoinked these out of the spine?

903
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
No, no.

904
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
It was just like a whole drawer full of them.

905
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
I mean, that's also gross.

906
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
The skeleton was in the drawer?

907
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
No.

908
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Like pieces.

909
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Yeah, it was like the bone drawer.

910
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Like someone was doing a skeleton puzzle

911
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
and you just like stole three pieces out of it

912
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
because like that's kind of rude.

913
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Why?

914
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
They're going to get almost done

915
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
and then be like,

916
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
you can't hold up his own neck now.

917
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000
And they're middle pieces too.

918
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
How annoying is that?

919
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Because you're going to start with the toes and the skull

920
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
and work in and you're going to get...

921
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:23,000
See, look, that's an E6, right?

922
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
If you count down and use two fingers

923
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
and you do the thing.

924
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
So that's going to be like the end of the night.

925
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Everyone's sitting around.

926
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Look, we're almost done with the puzzle, everyone.

927
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Huzzah, huzzah.

928
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
We got through this difficult harvest season.

929
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
And then three missing vertebrae

930
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
and a missing bong.

931
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
So someone's not going to have a good night either way.

932
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,000
I think we're missing the point

933
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
that this was a really bad dude

934
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
and I don't think these bones were given voluntarily.

935
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Oh, you think this was like his like weird murder drawer.

936
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Yeah, I think it was very fanarious.

937
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Did you guys kill this guy already?

938
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Oh, yeah.

939
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Wait.

940
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Not exactly.

941
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Not like dead.

942
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
He kind of like jumped through a portal

943
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
but he left this book behind

944
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
and I rummaged through my bag and I pull out this book.

945
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
And what's the book called?

946
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
I don't know.

947
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
It's just got a bunch of ruins on it.

948
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Can I read the book?

949
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Can I read the ruins?

950
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
You can roll a religion.

951
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
I mean, if anyone should be able to roll

952
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
a decent religion check around here.

953
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
You know, it's crazy though.

954
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
I don't have really high religion.

955
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
You do in your heart though.

956
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
That's where that...

957
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
I do in my heart.

958
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Is it 16?

959
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:42,000
You get a sense that you've seen ruins like this

960
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000
in a book you read probably back at home.

961
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:51,000
They were surrounding like lore around demons,

962
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
devils and the abyss.

963
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Just general knowledge.

964
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000
And then there were like samples of similar ruins

965
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
like within the page.

966
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000
But there's no direct translation

967
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000
that you would be able to come up with for them.

968
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Have we checked this book for pictures?

969
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Yeah, I'd say you would have scanned through it

970
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000
and there are definitely pictures of...

971
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Like in the middle and they're glossy

972
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000
and it's like so nice to just look at and flip through.

973
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
I don't even know what the book's about

974
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
but I like the pictures.

975
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,000
There are pictures of what look like organs.

976
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
You would have seen...

977
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Wait, like hearts and lungs are like...

978
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Both.

979
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Both?

980
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Both.

981
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Different sections.

982
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
One's in the first glossy section,

983
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
one's in the second glossy section.

984
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:48,000
You would have seen pictures of images of sacrifice,

985
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000
like people sacrificing themselves or others.

986
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000
There would have been one image that you saw

987
00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:02,000
of a landscape of like this roiling death place.

988
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Like where the landscape looked like it's made from

989
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,000
decayed humanoid parts.

990
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Just a field of bones.

991
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Yeah.

992
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000
I think I have a timeshare there.

993
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000
It's like Northern Florida.

994
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Right?

995
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Yeah.

996
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Rings of El.

997
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Exactly.

998
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000
You make it back up there,

999
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000
there's clouds of smoke and stuff coming out.

1000
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000
It looks like the flames have kind of extinguished themselves

1001
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
on the explosion.

1002
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
You're able to crouch down

1003
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
and get back to where you found this drawer.

1004
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
How was there an explosion?

1005
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Did she throw a spider bomb at us first?

1006
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Yes.

1007
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Neat.

1008
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Well, the green goblin showed up.

1009
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
It was a whole thing.

1010
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,000
There looked to be like vials along one wall

1011
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:56,000
and as you were fighting with her.

1012
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Oh, you don't have to explain.

1013
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
It's okay.

1014
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Bombs.

1015
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Yeah.

1016
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
A spider bomb was thrown at us

1017
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
and that threw us out the window.

1018
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
It was an alchemy and mixing of vials.

1019
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
No, it was a spider bomb.

1020
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
It's cooler.

1021
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Roger that.

1022
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000
It was a spider bomb.

1023
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
You make it back to the drawer.

1024
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Sully, you're probably zipping to the drawer.

1025
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yeah.

1026
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
You get back to the drawer

1027
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
and inside there looked to be

1028
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
the rest of the vertebrae

1029
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000
to make up a full spinal column.

1030
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
There is a pelvic bone

1031
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,000
and a goat head skull.

1032
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000
So there's a goat head skull,

1033
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
but do the rest of these bones look goaty?

1034
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
No.

1035
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
The pelvic bone and the vertebrae

1036
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000
look humanoid

1037
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
and they're all resting in this

1038
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,000
porcelain basin that's in this drawer.

1039
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
It's weird.

1040
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
You guys do weird stuff.

1041
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
I mean, Bom, it's cool.

1042
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
I'm looking for some sales.

1043
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
I've got stuff to sort out,

1044
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
but this is just weird.

1045
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I mean, while we're in here,

1046
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
we should look for that trickle-up stone.

1047
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Maybe there's one.

1048
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Oh, good idea.

1049
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000
I want to take a look for that.

1050
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I am going to agree with Wimren

1051
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
that this is weird and gross

1052
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
and it's making me very uncomfortable.

1053
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,000
So should we destroy these bones?

1054
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I was just thinking maybe some smashing,

1055
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
because obviously these are used

1056
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
for some sort of

1057
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
like, you know,

1058
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000
incarnation of its magical...

1059
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
You get it.

1060
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000
You know, just like when calling upon

1061
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,000
the, you know, butterflies.

1062
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Yeah, yeah.

1063
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I'm out of my depth here.

1064
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I'm not going to lie.

1065
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Real bad vibes here.

1066
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
That's for sure.

1067
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000
I want to smash a goat skull.

1068
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Dibs.

1069
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Dibs on the goat skull.

1070
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Oh, are we smashing things?

1071
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Can I do like this whole row of weird

1072
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
alchemy bottles that are precariously

1073
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000
stored on the wall,

1074
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
but haven't blown up yet?

1075
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Oh, okay.

1076
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Absolutely.

1077
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Can we smash the bones first

1078
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
and then all step away

1079
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000
a little bit while you do that?

1080
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
That sounds good to me.

1081
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I'm going to take my staff of the adder

1082
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
and just start to like

1083
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
smash the skull

1084
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
with my awful, very like

1085
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
jerk-off hand motions.

1086
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
I just use apologies

1087
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000
to everyone watching that.

1088
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
It's like I was jerking off a giant.

1089
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
It was awful.

1090
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
So sorry.

1091
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Okay.

1092
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
I don't know if it was awful.

1093
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
It's two-hander.

1094
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
It was a big skull

1095
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
and a smaller staff

1096
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
because I had it tailored.

1097
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Things have gone weird.

1098
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
I've lost the thread.

1099
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Yeah, no.

1100
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
It's here somewhere though.

1101
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
It all makes sense.

1102
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Okay.

1103
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Well, yeah, we can do

1104
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000
what you want to do.

1105
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I mean, I kind of pictured

1106
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
like an office space,

1107
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
like, you know,

1108
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
destroying the printer kind of move,

1109
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
like some hardcore rap

1110
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
starts up in the background.

1111
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
I totally just spit beer

1112
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
all over myself.

1113
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Thanks for that.

1114
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Can I have a tissue?

1115
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
I mean, I have...

1116
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
You can do whatever you want to do.

1117
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
I have that war pick.

1118
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
So, I mean,

1119
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
it's basically a magical sledgehammer.

1120
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Yeah.

1121
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
So we take a moment

1122
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
and the four of you go around

1123
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
and smash these bones

1124
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
and yeah, they break.

1125
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000
There's nothing,

1126
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
any magical or imbued about them.

1127
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
They smash with the appropriate force

1128
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
that you would expect them to smash.

1129
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
All right.

1130
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
You want to like

1131
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
break some jaws of stuff?

1132
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Yeah.

1133
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
I mean, we've got all of these

1134
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
glass things up on the wall

1135
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
and we've already smashed the bones

1136
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
if we're going to keep smashing stuff.

1137
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000
I think just, you know,

1138
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
these colorful vials

1139
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
are a great place to start.

1140
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Are any of them labeled?

1141
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
No.

1142
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Excellent.

1143
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Is there anything else that looks

1144
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
like what is even in this room?

1145
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
A wall of vials,

1146
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
which is very tempting.

1147
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Bone drawer with weird porcelain...

1148
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
The drawer with a porcelain chalice

1149
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
with the bones.

1150
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Yeah, there's a wall of liquid,

1151
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
various different vials of liquid

1152
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
with ranging colors.

1153
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000
It looks like outside of that,

1154
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
like you walked through what is now

1155
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
an exploded sec, you know,

1156
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:18,000
entry to what looks like a higher up office.

1157
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000
The desk and everything is like charred

1158
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
and burned on top of the secretary's desk.

1159
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
The office in and of itself

1160
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,000
has a sign hanging from it

1161
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
that says,

1162
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
off to find the Grizzly Graers.

1163
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000
And then it's like it's scattered papers,

1164
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,000
mostly from the tussle,

1165
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
the fight that went on.

1166
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Otherwise, it just looks pretty,

1167
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
like a standard office.

1168
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Well, nothing else looks great in here.

1169
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
And I feel like this is a real bad dude.

1170
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,000
So I guess Wimren do your worst.

1171
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Yes, but I'm really...

1172
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Swing away.

1173
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
I'm going to step away.

1174
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
We're just going to go over there.

1175
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I'm just going to back up

1176
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
and you do whatever you want to do.

1177
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Well, you know, it's starting to get a little late

1178
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000
in the day, I think.

1179
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
So why don't I just cork one?

1180
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
I'm going to take the skinny purple bottle

1181
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
and just cork it.

1182
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I'll put that in my tunic.

1183
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
And I'm going to take one small orange one

1184
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000
and just chuck it out the hole in the wall

1185
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
and see what happens.

1186
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Okay.

1187
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
So you threw it outside?

1188
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Yeah, just...

1189
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Just at the people of the street.

1190
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Okay.

1191
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
You're bringing fun energy to this.

1192
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
Not at the people into the street.

1193
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Just out the thing.

1194
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
There's no consequence to this action.

1195
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
No.

1196
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Can there be?

1197
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
No, you...

1198
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Have you played with rest before?

1199
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
There's so many consequences.

1200
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
You...

1201
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
You toss it out and you hear like this loud...

1202
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
And then there's kind of like this churning sound.

1203
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Cool.

1204
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
All right.

1205
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
So what's next?

1206
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Well, I guess more investigations.

1207
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Like, Sully, remember there's two thirds of the people

1208
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,000
in Hardcastle just disappeared.

1209
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Yeah, the houses are just kind of empty.

1210
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Like, people just went on vacation,

1211
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
but like in the middle of the day today.

1212
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Oh.

1213
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Well, that's bad.

1214
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Lots of weird stuff's been going on here.

1215
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
There's something going on in a lot of the cities.

1216
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Is it?

1217
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Is it?

1218
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Because sometimes I think it might be us.

1219
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Because every city we go to,

1220
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
something messed up's happening.

1221
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
But you're saying you've seen it too?

1222
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Well, it is what I haven't seen.

1223
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
I mean, like I've got all of these barding goods here.

1224
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Look here.

1225
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Okay.

1226
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
So here, I'll give...

1227
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
You can have this leer.

1228
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Oh.

1229
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Yeah, play with that.

1230
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Okay.

1231
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
All right.

1232
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,000
And I've got a couple of pan flutes here and a harmonica.

1233
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
I think it's in G, G sharp maybe.

1234
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
I'll just pass those over to you, Glim.

1235
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
You can have those for now.

1236
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,000
And I've also got these fun little things where you...

1237
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
It's a quick drawing thing and you draw someone

1238
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
and it teaches you how to draw them in different situations

1239
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
they're not actually in.

1240
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
That's a really popular thing at the bars.

1241
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Anyway, all of that's gonna be about 15 gold.

1242
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
You can just pass that on to me when you're ready.

1243
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
But it's been really interesting

1244
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
because I've been going into these cities

1245
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,000
and there's often just no one around anymore, right?

1246
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Normally you'd go in and there'd be people like,

1247
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
hey, what are you doing here?

1248
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
I've got stuff.

1249
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
I want to get stuff.

1250
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
And everyone wants to trade.

1251
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000
And there's someone in the stocks

1252
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
and there's tomatoes and there's a dragon

1253
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
and there's blood in the streets.

1254
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
There's something going on.

1255
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Sure, typical city stuff.

1256
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Yeah, it's been pretty quiet.

1257
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Huh.

1258
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
I'm sure it's nothing, but...

1259
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
I am relieved it's not just us.

1260
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Sully, I was kind of thinking the same thing.

1261
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
I know it's my fate to save the world and blah, blah, blah,

1262
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
but it did seem like we were kind of bringing ruin

1263
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
and destruction everywhere we went,

1264
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,000
which doesn't seem like the best way to save the world.

1265
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
So I'm glad it's not.

1266
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Is it like one of those,

1267
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,000
you have to break a couple eggs to make an omelet situation?

1268
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,000
I mean, I was starting to think that, but I'm glad.

1269
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Well, gosh.

1270
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
On one hand, I'm glad it's not just us.

1271
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,000
On the other hand, not happy to hear that maybe things are bad

1272
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
kind of everywhere.

1273
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Yeah, that makes it sound like saving the world

1274
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
is going to be like a really big job.

1275
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,000
I kind of expected it to be a little bit like,

1276
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:12,000
you know, like funneled down into a specific location.

1277
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Do we have to go all over this place saving people?

1278
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Yeah, I really don't know.

1279
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
You know, things have sort of...

1280
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
I don't want...

1281
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
I know you guys probably think I'm like been through a lot

1282
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,000
and I'm pretty tough and I have like a lot of character,

1283
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
but really like life's been pretty easy for me.

1284
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
And I sort of thought this whole saving the world thing

1285
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
would just like keep working that way.

1286
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,000
You know, I just like go and people would be kind and helpful.

1287
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
And then we just keep doing that

1288
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
and then everything would be great.

1289
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,000
I think that maybe that would have been the path you were on.

1290
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
But you invited me into this journey

1291
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,000
and I've never had that experience.

1292
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Oh.

1293
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Well, I guess I hoped that just you guys would be with me

1294
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
and we'd all like maybe get a bit scared

1295
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
and it'd be a bit dangerous,

1296
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,000
but mostly like we'd just be fine.

1297
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,000
There is something I heard.

1298
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
I don't know if it's substantial

1299
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
and I don't know if it really has anything to do

1300
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
with what you're doing.

1301
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
And I don't know if you're going to save the world with it.

1302
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
I'd have a good rumor though.

1303
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
It is a good rumor.

1304
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,000
So like you know that there's the trade routes

1305
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000
are all up in the air right now, right?

1306
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
No.

1307
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000
What's happening with that?

1308
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
So you've just been in a circle.

1309
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Okay, wait, wait.

1310
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Let's backtrack.

1311
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000
How long have you been on the road for?

1312
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Oh gosh, like a pretty long time.

1313
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Yeah, it's been a little bit.

1314
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000
I've grown kind of a beard.

1315
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Okay.

1316
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:45,000
So you know of the difficulty in getting things

1317
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:50,000
between Termis, Chondeth and Tether right now?

1318
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
No, no.

1319
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,000
I haven't even heard those words before.

1320
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Those are places.

1321
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Glim.

1322
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Yeah, I mean, through context clues, I assume.

1323
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Yeah.

1324
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Okay.

1325
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Well, they're presumably places.

1326
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
They could be something else.

1327
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,000
I mean, they could be, you know, like brands, right?

1328
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Different planes.

1329
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
There you go.

1330
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Portals too.

1331
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
I mean, anything is possible.

1332
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000
But so there's some trade issues.

1333
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
We don't really get it.

1334
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Yeah, it's complicated and it's the soap opera sounding thing.

1335
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:26,000
And I've got like, I've heard writings about this paragraph that explains it,

1336
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,000
but I really haven't spent a lot of time looking for it.

1337
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000
But you know, I'll dig around my bag as we're going.

1338
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I have it written down on a slip of paper somewhere because I thought it was important.

1339
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,000
We hear barking outside the hole in the wall.

1340
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Oh, that's my friend.

1341
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
He's back.

1342
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
He's probably come back with the thing.

1343
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000
You go look out the hole in the wall and there's this huge,

1344
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,000
churning orange portal that the dog is running towards.

1345
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,000
You can get some mad bonuses when that dog goes through there.

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And it keeps running and falls in and then the portal sucks up clothes behind it.

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Question.

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Was it still on a leash?

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Is there a leash just like sticking out of the ground?

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Yes.

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Is there a child holding the end of it?

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Sad do you want this to be?

1353
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Yeah, a child comes running around the corner and says, Sparky, Sparky, where are you?

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Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2, Episode 79, starring Amy More as Sullivan Sleight,

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Carla Maxted as Glim, Tom Laird as Jemima, and the rest of the cast of the show.

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We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back.

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00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back.

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00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
We'll be right back.

1361
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
We'll be right back.

1362
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
We'll be right back.

1363
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
We'll be right back.

1364
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
We'll be right back.

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00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Maxted as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot, and me, your Dungeon Master, Russ More,

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00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,000
with guest Michael Howey as Wimren Saris.

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Editing, production and sound design by Russ More.

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This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

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Sound Ideas and Boom Library.

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A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Mark Heartless,

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Stevie, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, Aaron Stevens,

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00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Eric Houlihan, and Ray Surbeck.

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00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:45,000
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00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
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1376
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:51,000
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1377
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
And on Twitter, at dumb dragon cast.

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Thank you for listening.

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Have a great week, and we'll talk again soon.

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For your knowledge.

1381
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The old lady.

1382
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If you're new.

1383
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,000
This is not the first time Russ has been like, oh, hey, this is this thing.

1384
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And we're all like.

1385
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I'm having such a moment.

1386
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000
It was such a long time ago.

1387
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Michael had a list of things about the podcast, so he is actually much more informed

1388
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
about what's happening.

1389
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
You probably know so much more than I do right now.

1390
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Maggie was Baron Jasek's secretary.

1391
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For your for your knowledge, which you can explain in podcast here shortly, Maggie,

1392
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
you don't know this.

1393
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Maggie turned into a giant spider wielding a dagger because you found a secret compartment

1394
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
inside the ex-baron's office.

1395
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Oh, did I see what was in the compartment before she turned into a giant spider?

1396
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Where's the smoke coming from?

1397
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Some bones.

1398
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Some bones.

1399
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
That's where the smoke's coming from.

1400
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
It's bongs.

1401
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Zed and Z gave you basically carte blanche to go search the entire place.

1402
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
But now we're in combat.

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00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Oh, gosh.

1404
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,000
So this is the really nice elderly secretary.

1405
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Yeah.

1406
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
She turned into this.

1407
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
I don't recall her being super nice.

1408
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
I thought she was OK.

1409
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
She'd never wait for very long.

1410
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
She was a sex fiend, but I don't remember her being overly nice.

1411
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I really missed a lot.

1412
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Oh, fuck.

1413
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
Well, you know what? I've forgotten a lot of it.

1414
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Sorry, Michael, I'm not this sloppy, usually.

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00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
You just caught me.

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00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Maybe laugh.

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