1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:37,359 here's a practice you stir and see this thing like zip over top of all of you i feel like maybe it 3 00:00:37,359 --> 00:00:45,200 sends like ripples of force and that sort of like moves through the demon and then he crashes 4 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:51,280 to the ground every bone crunching like flesh ripping like falls to the ground and like 5 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:58,719 huddled mess and then you hear more movement from around and you begin to hear like the 6 00:00:58,719 --> 00:01:05,280 groans of zombies i'm not stunned anymore and then you begin to see them from the light from 7 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:11,920 tolgears weapon the faces of them coming out of the trees looks like it's time to blow this 8 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:17,680 popsicle stand yes i say we we need to get out of here you'll quickly climb aboard the magic 9 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:26,879 carpet and zip off into the air as the scene around you is overwhelmed by maw demons and 10 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:27,519 zombies 11 00:01:30,719 --> 00:01:35,679 welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons i'm your dungeon master russ more he him also with me today is 12 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:43,199 carla max dead she her that is me i play yen bolnuri a kalash tar cleric and amy more 13 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:51,280 also she her and i play thea amistasia a female high elf druid i don't know why i said female 14 00:01:51,359 --> 00:01:53,200 i was reading off my sheet that's why 15 00:01:55,359 --> 00:02:01,680 and last but not least tom layered he him and i am playing tolgear heavyfoot who is a 16 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:08,240 mountain dwarf pAlydin who also goes by he him how's everybody doing today i mean today it's a 17 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:12,719 today it's a podcast people listen during whenever they want at all times i would like to make 18 00:02:12,719 --> 00:02:17,920 a confession off the top so you know how i do all of my spelling phonetically and it is 19 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:25,600 always perfect yeah well of course so tom has put tolgear in his name in our zoom call and i would 20 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:32,880 like to tell you that how i spelled tolgear was t-a-l-l-g-e-a-r tolgear tolgear tolgear 21 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:40,240 that's not dnd enough it obviously is t-u-l-g-i-r duh obviously yeah actually i think 22 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:44,160 he needs an h in there probably you're right i think i should actually just change it to 23 00:02:44,159 --> 00:02:51,199 tolgear tolgear i mean it's phonetically it's it's almost the same yeah carla i'm just gonna 24 00:02:51,199 --> 00:02:58,319 say you saying that has now helped me remember what tom's character name was because i'm not 25 00:02:58,319 --> 00:03:03,120 gonna lie to you tomsman flint for so long it's hard to remember that just having 26 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:09,919 tolgear as because when we play another game tom's a dm yeah sure he doesn't even have a 27 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:14,880 side you're right that's a really good point tom doesn't even have a side we don't know he might 28 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:21,120 we don't know how you use that word maybe maybe tom has a confession this episode too oh my gosh 29 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:27,200 huge confession to make guys just when i thought i said all i could say my chick on the side 30 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:31,680 so what the listener doesn't know is russ has left the room and now all bets are off 31 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:36,480 i'm singing usher that's just gonna serenade us with usher because that's what happens when 32 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:44,320 russ leaves the room yeah if i'm gonna tell it then i gotta tell it all i damn near cried when 33 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:49,600 i got i'm okay guys i'm holding an invisible microphone in front of me her eyes are closed 34 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:55,600 she's so in it in front of my microphone that's actually in front of me amazing 35 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,800 russ you missed a lot of good stuff you missed so much good stuff great i'm looking 36 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:05,040 forward to hearing it in the playback you didn't hear down the hall our dog has some 37 00:04:05,039 --> 00:04:11,439 health issues and we have to stop her from eating things so we have to go watch her but she doesn't 38 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:15,680 like to be watched and i know she's needed to poop for the last six hours but when you 39 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,360 go and watch her she runs back like you're coming to play and then she comes inside so 40 00:04:20,319 --> 00:04:25,519 so russ had to stealthily just watch the dog take a shit wow what a weirdo 41 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:33,839 i didn't because she found me so oh so she still hasn't gone she still hasn't gone that 42 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:39,200 must be uncomfortable perfect yeah well we're gonna find out later i guess um did you do any 43 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:45,680 Patreon stuff like no i just sang usher the whole time oh okay so okay cool well when you're a 44 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:49,840 patron you get an episode dedicated to you i don't there's no lead into it you just get 45 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:54,640 an episode dedicated to you come join us on Patreon.com dumb dragon cast like today's patron 46 00:04:54,640 --> 00:05:00,480 jonathan bell thanks jonathan that serenade was for you do you feel special you got the 47 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:08,800 usher episode oh the fabled usher episode and it like old usher too confessions yeah part two 48 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:13,840 that's assuming russ didn't have to edit this all out well he can't now we've talked about it 49 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:18,240 too many times well that's true i know that's that's the key remember that time i sang usher 50 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:22,879 right just like 30 seconds ago if you have too many callbacks referring to the thing you 51 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:28,960 can't remove it because then it's ingrained i think yeah there was yeah anyways uh thank 52 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:35,120 you jonathan yes thank you jonathan thank you jonathan yeah join us today at Patreon.com dumb 53 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:39,759 dragon cast uh tons of goals over there that we're trying to achieve including a Grancis 54 00:05:39,759 --> 00:05:46,639 Flamikinskins episode dm'd uh by tom amy and carla that's right rotating DMs yeah it's 55 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:51,599 gonna be a blast everybody does it it's super easy that's right that's what that's what carla 56 00:05:51,599 --> 00:05:56,159 keeps telling herself jazzing herself up for it this can be easy right it's a team effort 57 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:00,560 it's like tag team dm'ing you just whenever you whenever there's not an idea somebody else just 58 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:05,360 jumps in with an idea i like that no problem yeah it's just a big who's line it's fine fuck it 59 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:14,560 let's play your team Yenbul thea and tulgear hey tulgear is a Patreon created name thank 60 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:19,200 you christian brown for creating tulgear and for tom for playing him thanks christian most 61 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:24,240 creative patrons thanks christian yeah thanks everybody this is the thank you episode 62 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:30,480 because it's going to get real dark in just a second yeah um you've been traveling via magic 63 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:35,680 carpet uh for the last two days you spent a day to get to the point where we ended in the last 64 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:42,960 episode and then have basically just been in panicked transit to get to luskin you found if 65 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:48,160 you spent too long on the ground you were quickly found by passing demons or undead and 66 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:53,120 if you spent too much time in the air you were spotted by vrocks or spirits 67 00:06:54,000 --> 00:07:02,080 or demons you couldn't put a name to thea definitely like creates names for them when 68 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:08,320 she sees them knowing they're not the real names but definitely is sharing with Yenbul and 69 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:15,360 tulgear the names that she is now dubbed them do it can you can you tell me some of like 70 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:24,080 describe to me what i would see yeah um there's one that has large hairy not feathery but hairy 71 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:30,080 wings that have like claws that stick out at the end not like not like pterodactyl wings 72 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:35,280 but like huge fingers that come out so it's like two big hands that kind of come together 73 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:40,720 and like beady red yellow eyes that you can see in the dark and you only see it at night 74 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:46,800 so you only see this figure this shadowy figure against like the purple light of the moon 75 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:54,160 and these eyes that just zip like just quickly move around you hairy hands mcbat go on next on 76 00:07:54,160 --> 00:08:00,960 the ground you see they're they're tiny and they there's they they travel in like packs 77 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:10,560 they're about the size of a uh a large rat they have eight maybe legs you haven't really 78 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:17,040 gotten close enough or you smash them quick enough to to get a good count on them but they're 79 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:26,160 covered in scales and spikes and there's something dripping off of them spiny goobers next uh okay 80 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:34,720 we'll only do one more rule of threes this one is uh you you got caught up in it there was 81 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:39,759 one night you were you were you were trying you found like this alcove that seemed tucked 82 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:45,840 away your back was there was only one way in and out of it you thought it was safe but then 83 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:54,639 these what seemed like cobwebs were around the perimeter but as you'd look away from them they'd 84 00:08:54,639 --> 00:09:04,399 move and be suspended from there was no real canopy or or cavern roof but they were just 85 00:09:04,399 --> 00:09:10,399 suspended in the air so it's like these long stretchy sticky cobwebs that just spin through 86 00:09:10,399 --> 00:09:16,399 the air towards you oh silly strength such a whimsical name i'm glad you've kept some of 87 00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:22,079 your whimsy even though we're in the darkest timeline i'm trying real hard it's nice i i'm 88 00:09:22,079 --> 00:09:29,519 fighting against it needless to say rest has been few and far between the level of panic 89 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:37,600 and exhaustion and fear that has set in among the three of you is high and some higher than 90 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:44,319 others so right now we're going to find out exactly how high all of this is we're going to 91 00:09:44,319 --> 00:09:49,199 figure out you know how much damage you've taken from from various battles we're going 92 00:09:49,199 --> 00:09:53,840 to figure out what your level of exhaustion is determining how much sleep you've had 93 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:58,559 and for those that cast spells which i think is all three of you how many spell slots you've 94 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:06,480 expended to this point so we're going to go one character at a time and roll a percentile die for 95 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:15,520 each of those sub sections or percentile dice wants to go first this is fun i can go first 96 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:20,560 but russ i'm going to need those subsets of information said to me again okay so you're 97 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:25,040 going to roll for we'll just go one by one here so you're going to roll for hp loss at 98 00:10:25,039 --> 00:10:30,480 this point okay um what if i've already lost hp yeah then you lose more ah 99 00:10:33,439 --> 00:10:39,919 that is a 42 tall gear through battle with a lot of these demons uh over the last three days 100 00:10:39,919 --> 00:10:47,360 has taken an extra 25 damage that you have not regained to this point okay so you may 101 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:52,000 have regained some through small short rest or something but to this point you have not 102 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,519 regained any okay what's up next levels of exhaustion 103 00:10:57,919 --> 00:11:04,879 35 so you are going to find that you have two levels of exhaustion which means you have not 104 00:11:04,879 --> 00:11:12,159 slept for at least 48 hours the level of exhaustion at two means you have disadvantage 105 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:19,679 on ability checks and your speed is halved okay uh next one spell slots expended how many 106 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:26,000 spell slots total do you have uh they go up to fifth level okay uh yeah it it'll still be 107 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:33,680 fine no matter where you roll on here so roll percentile dice please okay 14 you expend you 108 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:37,760 can choose where you expend them from but you have expended three spell slots that you have 109 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:46,640 not regained okay um and then there's one final one for hit dice used all right don't 110 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:54,159 this timeline i'm sorry everybody please still be my friend no uh that's 62 so you have expended 111 00:11:54,159 --> 00:11:59,759 six hit dice guys i feel like we're playing like a real dnd game where there's actually 112 00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:05,919 consequences and stuff this is not what i signed up i don't like this what kind of long con have 113 00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:10,639 you been running on us for us so many years in and now we're gonna play this real dnd where 114 00:12:10,639 --> 00:12:15,600 we like get psyching damage and get tired and people try and kill us terrible do i have 115 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:22,159 to use money and stuff correctly i don't track of my arrows and things that's in the lightest 116 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:32,720 timeline do i need to eat food yeah who's next carla sure so hp loss is first hp loss yes okay 117 00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:42,879 that is 11 so you have lost a total of 15 hp oh good first roll carla yeah i don't know 118 00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:49,840 what did you roll it still is 15 still seems pretty high i rolled a 42 i think which got 25 119 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:56,879 yeah yeah okay and then exhaustion it's all just percentile you said yeah you got it 72 120 00:12:56,879 --> 00:13:02,159 one level of exhaustion uh which gives you disadvantage on ability checks that means you 121 00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:08,080 haven't slept for uh 24 hours well because i got to be man in that carpet that's true 122 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:14,639 yep sense makes sense uh spell slots expended okay and you want to know like this one 123 00:13:14,639 --> 00:13:21,360 maybe i use cantrips only exactly this feels i don't like you deciding what spells i've used 124 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:29,680 three days of battle right so with no you know indistinguishable rest so uh yeah uh 125 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:36,560 percentile for spell slots okay and you okay uh 32 uh so you've expended and not gained 126 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:41,520 back two spell slots you can choose from where and then one more for hit die 127 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:53,120 uh 82 uh you've lost eight hit dice whoa okay good times hey amy no 128 00:13:54,880 --> 00:14:00,480 i don't want to but you got let me make sure i just have my okay yep 129 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:09,039 okay 20 20 for hp loss you lose 15 15 hit points it's not cool and i was already down 20 130 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:13,600 uh well i will tell you the max if you rolled between 76 and 99 it could be 75 131 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:24,879 jesus so all right next one for exhaustion yep 59 uh 59 uh you also gain one level of 132 00:14:24,879 --> 00:14:35,120 exhaustion so disadvantage on ability 24 hours of not sleeping okay spell slots expended 48 you 133 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:42,240 have expended and not gained back two spell slots they're gonna be first level offie yeah 134 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:51,039 no what i did eight and nine what are you doing uh carla and then 28 uh 28 is gonna get 135 00:14:51,039 --> 00:14:55,599 you you've lost four hit dice i don't know where to i have nothing i don't write 136 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:01,679 i don't know i have nothing i don't write those words you quickly meditate i mean it all 137 00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:08,319 it all makes sense right sure sure sure there's your stats that's that's that's just that yeah 138 00:15:08,319 --> 00:15:15,120 sad sad sad sad yeah that's that's it could have been worse yep you guys did yeah it sure 139 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:22,080 seems like it could have been could have been a lot worse yeah uh yeah yeah yeah we'll just leave 140 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:33,919 it there okay so on this third day um you uh are are traveling a little well i guess you tell me 141 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:39,759 on this third day you know that two of you haven't slept for 24 hours um telgir hasn't 142 00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:47,439 like had a you know a decent rest in 48 hours you know you're getting close to luskin 143 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,759 well we've got it we've got to be getting close now how much further do you think it is 144 00:15:53,279 --> 00:16:00,799 i i think you must be right we must be close should we perhaps we should land um until it 145 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:08,080 gets too dark and try to rest briefly or at least one of us can rest or 146 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:17,920 even just short amounts of sleep would be would be good guys i 147 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,880 i don't know how much longer we can keep going on like this telgir you haven't slept in like 148 00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:31,200 what like two days at least it's all right well it's been a while 149 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:36,639 but we've got to what's the alternative we we can't just stop why don't we land here for now 150 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:46,080 we shouldn't be flying anyway at night why don't we hit the ground telgir grab a quick nap 151 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:54,560 yen bull and i will keep watch and um and like 30 minutes and then let's keep moving 152 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:59,920 catnaps short catnaps yes this seems like a good strategy 153 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:11,039 and i bring the carpet down what is there a clearing or i mean just an area it's not exactly 154 00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:18,240 we don't we don't need i don't need a big launch uh site a long runway you're you're bringing the 155 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,639 the the carpet down to where you think would be a safe place so tell me what you see when 156 00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:27,759 you're bringing it down um i think if it's still like generally kind of forested as it 157 00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:32,960 has been we just look for like a break in the canopy just so that we can can get down 158 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:39,920 to the ground you come down through the the the thatched canopy of like spindled 159 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:49,680 um dry dead wood um that's like you clip it with the carpet as it comes down and it snaps 160 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:56,640 and crumbles to the ground and you you hear it hit down below and you look down and um 161 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:02,880 it appears like a small clearing there's a bit of an alcove that's covered more by canopy 162 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:09,440 and it allows you to kind of tuck away and set up not a full camp but enough so that one or 163 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:18,960 two of you could take a brief rest i think perhaps just to watch one sleep it seems 164 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:25,440 there are so many creatures i don't know that one person watches enough what do you think 165 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:34,160 i feel the same way okay tall gear you you sleep we will protect and not draw 166 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:39,279 penises on your face i didn't even like last time i think that would be a thing but 167 00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:44,800 yeah please please don't i mean it no definitely haven't no and he looks at yen 168 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:53,519 balloons like tall gear uh crawls into his bed roll and i mean tall gear you tell me 169 00:18:53,519 --> 00:18:59,920 how you deal in this because i mean high stress are you able to even relax in this 170 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:05,360 moment as a longtime soldier tall gear knows that when you have the opportunity to get rest 171 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:11,519 you take it so he doesn't have too much trouble getting to sleep tall gears out fairly quickly 172 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:18,080 leaving you the onion bowl alone as far as the clearing goes like it's you don't see 173 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:28,000 anything in it it's quiet there is the purple light of the moon it's faint obviously it 174 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:33,519 doesn't give off the same sort of light that the moon regularly would but it's it's cresting 175 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:38,880 through this canopy and down to the other side almost illuminating the other side 176 00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:45,920 in this dark dark night that's setting in sounds you hear around you you hear the occasional 177 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:56,480 branch snap a low almost droning wind like it's not a a wind that gives and takes and 178 00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:02,480 ebbs and flows it's like just this constant drone that just feels like it's moving through the 179 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:10,160 trees i i wish i could have seen your land before we pass all these forests it must 180 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:21,759 have been so beautiful it it was the trees were lush everything was green the water flowed clear 181 00:20:21,759 --> 00:20:32,240 the uh kind of touches one of the trees and part of the bark black and ashy crumbles into her hands and 182 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:41,119 just not much of a crier but you see that little brimming of tears and 183 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:49,599 we're gonna bring it back yes i i am i'm sorry you have to see it like this perhaps 184 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:58,480 perhaps i was i was so sad to leave my my home but perhaps it is easier because i cannot compare 185 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:06,080 this to anything else i did not know what it was like before and now it just must be extra 186 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:11,280 hard for you in a way that it is not for me i'm sorry for that i don't think any part of 187 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:12,799 this is easy for anybody but 188 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:15,920 oh it's 189 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:28,879 just it just sucks i keep stopping and trying to bring a little bit of it back but 190 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:38,399 there's got to be more we can do as i try to bring just even the smallest pieces back i can 191 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:48,240 feel that it's it's it's pulling at at the earth and it's it's going through so much already i 192 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:56,720 feel like i'm almost doing more harm than good i think it has to be an all all at once or 193 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:04,720 nothing yes that is it is just more bad news isn't it it is um 194 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:14,400 i hoped that you would be able to draw power from somewhere where there was more life 195 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,720 but it seems like that must be far away must be 196 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:26,720 taking from an already dead land to create life is not it feels icky 197 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,920 it feels icky 198 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:37,600 Yenbul did you hear that was a wind or no no it was stepping it was snapping of branches or 199 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:43,839 cracking Yenbul's gonna draw her weapon or i guess probably already has her weapon drawn but 200 00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:51,440 sort of gets ready since it has been sort of a non-stop onslaught of real shitty creatures 201 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:59,120 coming out of nowhere you give it a moment and you too Yenbul begin to hear more than just like 202 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:08,240 the branches like craning or cracking it sounds heavy but like there's like a almost 203 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:15,680 like a pointed land to each of these sounds like it's not like a widespread thud it's like 204 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:28,880 a precision um step and they they are soft and quick at first but then get louder as you hear 205 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:38,480 um and see branches explode out in front of you illuminated by this purple light there's this 206 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:47,759 this three legged like the pincer legs like long pointed legs one out in front and two kind of 207 00:23:47,759 --> 00:24:00,079 behind with this almost humanoid figure at the center of these legs and it has one kind of 208 00:24:00,159 --> 00:24:09,359 human arm and its jaw seems like it's been ripped off and its eyes are completely sunken in and it 209 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:16,240 explodes out into the clearing and is charging towards the three of you zombie crab i kicked 210 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:21,839 tall gear yeah unceremoniously what a shitty way to wake up yeah no tall gear is like on his 211 00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:26,480 feet in a flash he's ready for ready for anything you yelled out zombie crab yeah and 212 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:33,279 it's going to charge towards you oh all right um and it's going to try and like stab you with 213 00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:43,360 one of these legs not well uh that's going to be at uh 10 now um and then it's going to 214 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:50,079 you you feel like this rumble in the air around you uh no that's not a roll that's 215 00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:59,839 a that's a constitution saving throw i'm going to use because i rolled a three so i'm sure seven 216 00:24:59,839 --> 00:25:10,079 doesn't save i'm going to use my lucky point uh the rabbit's foot no that is no i have lucky 217 00:25:10,079 --> 00:25:15,519 points right you've got your feet yeah uh it's my feet yes uh because it was a bad saving 218 00:25:15,839 --> 00:25:21,519 yep uh oh yeah you have disadvantage on ability checks as well 219 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:31,039 fuck everything are you sure i have disadvantage uh yeah you have one level of exhaustion neat 220 00:25:31,039 --> 00:25:36,240 okay well i rolled an 18 which would have made a 22 but since i didn't it's only an eight 221 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:46,720 cool cool okay you are uh yeah disappointed in myself tired of this fucking timeline yourself 222 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:52,799 uh you are frightened of this creature a frightened creature has disadvantage on ability 223 00:25:52,799 --> 00:25:56,720 checks and attack rolls while the source of its fear is within line of sight and you can't 224 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:02,319 willingly move closer to the source of your uh you can make the save again at the end of your 225 00:26:02,319 --> 00:26:11,519 next turn way to make me useless yeah er right um okay it is yin bowl's turn okay i am going to 226 00:26:12,399 --> 00:26:19,279 cast sacred flame that's a deck save okay uh what level spell is that it's cantrip cantrip okay 227 00:26:20,639 --> 00:26:31,679 uh deck save uh 17 it is 17 uh active versus passive it loses we did this last time 228 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:36,080 i know those are it's like oh no it's the worst possible outcome we just talked about this 229 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,960 but it was a month ago i still don't understand it was a month ago it's all gone yeah so it 230 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:47,440 just rolled its ac for that thing so you met it and beat it because you are attacking it okay 231 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:54,080 so you you win great that's what i thought but i feel like i don't know how anything works 232 00:26:54,079 --> 00:27:02,480 anymore uh different world different world darkest timeline etc etc uh so that is 21 233 00:27:03,439 --> 00:27:12,480 21 type of damage uh radiant damage this thing shrieks out and you see dimly because 234 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:17,839 of how dark it is but you see like ripples through the air as it looks up and screams 235 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:24,400 receiving this blinding pain where you strike it this pulls down from the sky and into this and 236 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:29,600 it looks up into it and you see yeah absolutely through this flame you see like these ripples 237 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:35,120 of sound or waves of something moving up through this flame displacing it as it's coming 238 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:41,200 down upon uh this creature anything else you can or would like to do no just one attack for 239 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:50,480 you're close to thea so it's within melee unless you move oh yeah movement yeah maybe i'll move away 240 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:56,080 a little bit we were all kind of pretty close together that being said we're surrounded by um 241 00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:01,920 probably now darkness and a million more creatures so i'm gonna like move a bit but 242 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:07,120 not that much because it's a scary world out there i guess you'd have a little more sight 243 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,960 from the sacred flame too so it would illuminate the area while it's going 244 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:17,840 you don't see any other creatures um immediately but as this flame goes and rings out and goes 245 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:24,080 through the air you hear more movement amongst the trees like amongst the canopy but you don't 246 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:29,840 see anything directly in that moment thea you are afraid so you have to use all movement to 247 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:36,160 try and get away okay i want to use all my movement to try to get away it tries to attack 248 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:42,080 you so it tries to attack you for 16 with one of its stabby pincers no good with your stabby 249 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:48,880 pincer it just like you feel it like cut through like the cloth of uh of your pant leg 250 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:55,279 as it drives through and down into the ground beside you so you are able to run away uh you 251 00:28:55,279 --> 00:29:00,480 do have disadvantage on any sort of attack rolls or ability checks well i don't plan on 252 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:05,519 doing any of those things cool beans uh i'm gonna do or try to do no i'm gonna do it's 253 00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:10,879 all about intention yep as my daughter's witchcraft books tells me i'm going to cast 254 00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:15,359 fairy fire on it okay because i don't need to see it to do that it just has to be in range 255 00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:20,879 uh it is it is not a creature you can see no just a 20 foot cube within range 256 00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:29,759 okay yeah cool beans uh sorry what's the safe uh deck safe uh five no it's very fire it 257 00:29:29,759 --> 00:29:34,720 never raised me you guys just in case it was because you had that intention you did it it's 258 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:40,240 because you intended yeah for those of you who don't speak amy yes that was fairy fire never 259 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:50,720 works for me you guys that's what i said so now um this crab zombie crombie maybe is uh outlined 260 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:57,839 in a violet light and sheds this dim light in a 10 foot radius so now we can see more too 261 00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:03,200 as well this thing's totally lit up yeah and any attack roll against an affected creature 262 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:08,960 has advantage uh okay cool and it can't be invisible but i don't think that's 263 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:16,240 its thing so just thought i'd say it just in case okay i did a thing you can save your 264 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,799 uh you can use you just you can save to try and not be frightened i'd like to do that 265 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:30,639 on oh no at disadvantage at disadvantage well 266 00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:38,799 we've got that that one chart now don't we it was a four guys i can't i can't roll higher 267 00:30:38,799 --> 00:30:42,879 get them all out right now that's right yeah it was there was no intention there so that's that 268 00:30:42,879 --> 00:30:46,879 was the problem oh it's true i wasted all my intention well i didn't waste it i just need to 269 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:52,240 muster up some more you're still front so um tell gear you've got 20 attacks right you 270 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:58,079 ran away um your back was to the to the forest um it's in front of you so i'm assuming you ran 271 00:30:58,079 --> 00:31:03,839 into the forest yeah okay you are now 30 feet into the forest i don't like it cool tell gear 272 00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:09,440 it's your turn uh well this thing's all lit up for me so i'm gonna i'm gonna walk on up 273 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:17,599 and give the old slash attack please do uh that's a 19 to hit on the first one uh 274 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:25,840 disability jigs attack yeah what's your level of exhaustion three oh sorry i forgot about the 275 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:32,960 disadvantage i figure what was your exhaustion it was two or three okay so two so you don't have 276 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:41,200 disadvantage on attack rolls but i have speed yeah was i able to reach it yeah so you like 277 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:46,320 you were all kind of clustered i don't think you like spread out to sleep um so yeah you 278 00:31:46,319 --> 00:31:51,839 would be within range so you're yeah you can make perfect i will also add a second attack into the 279 00:31:51,839 --> 00:32:00,000 mix okay uh that is a 22 uh that will hit i have so many dice out for tonight's game 280 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:09,599 because i just had a feeling that we all right uh five and nine is 14 four nine is 13 so that 281 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:21,040 is 27 damage type uh slashing yes that brings it to 69 69 damage that's the sexiest kind of damage 282 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:35,920 it's the middle and we're here to tell you what's coming up that's right we're your cheese whiz 283 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:41,600 center what's coming up is really exciting carl we came back to the cheese whiz again i mean we've 284 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:45,600 yeah yeah yeah i think we've done we've done cheese whiz like three weeks ago four weeks 285 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:53,039 ago pretty recently pickles sure yeah uh i mean it could just be your thing amy's the cheese 286 00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:57,200 cheese i can't even eat cheese whiz anymore man well then why do you keep bringing it up 287 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:01,360 is a fun nickname are you sure you don't want it anyway i think it's pretty good 288 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,039 i'll think on it i'll get all my students to call it call me it and we'll just see if it 289 00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:10,079 sticks no see if it's see if it does see that one's gonna stick even if you don't like it though so 290 00:33:10,079 --> 00:33:14,079 careful giving that one to you i mean that's also something you could say about cheese whiz 291 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:24,319 yeah it's true um but you know who is sticking around but we do like it be and tracy from the 292 00:33:24,319 --> 00:33:30,559 broadswords yeah they're joining us next week here with uh with moot and sully i was really 293 00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:37,440 curious how amy was going to bring it around and i think she like 90 percent did it i feel like 294 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:44,319 you like really really made it work thanks uh but yeah those those two lovelies from the broadswords 295 00:33:44,319 --> 00:33:48,879 are going to be joining us and it was just a hoot oh it was a hoot and a half it was super fun 296 00:33:48,879 --> 00:33:53,200 sorry you missed it carla i know well i can't wait to listen it'll be my favorite episodes 297 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,119 are the ones where i'm not there talking just you guys are so i'm gonna love it perfect 298 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:03,760 stuck in that parking lot for some zumba you know sounds right yeah just kind of comes up 299 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:10,400 sometimes but no we had so much fun um with b and tracy so listen for them yeah next week 300 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:15,440 and then a couple weeks after that but now let's get you back to this episode where we 301 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:21,840 are doing stuff still traveling on our way to luskin it's a dark dark forest oh yeah 302 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:27,200 darkest timeline let's go back there let's let's head back to that little bit of ray of sunshine 303 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:31,360 yeah now we're gonna send you back into the deep dark the creepy crawlies all right thanks 304 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:45,280 everybody have a great week it's the creature's turn and it turns and like it emits this shriek 305 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:53,280 which like chills you to the bone talgir like you you feel like your your the clothes you're 306 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:59,840 wearing and the armor you're wearing begin to vibrate um as it screams down towards you 307 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:08,480 uh con save please uh that is a 19 like you get this this like this Glimer of 308 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:16,960 of complete fear but then steal yourself and it's in its face um and it's uh oh i should mention 309 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:22,639 t rus i am immune from being afraid then you're not frightened okay perfect i mean you get i just 310 00:35:22,639 --> 00:35:28,400 didn't know what you wanted me to roll for uh yeah um it rolled however a natural 20 as it 311 00:35:29,199 --> 00:35:34,400 stabs down at you with one of these pincer pincer pincers and that's going to be 27 312 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:43,440 sheepers which is a combination of 20 piercing and seven poison damage oh i'm resistant to poison 313 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:51,920 damage so you take half of the poison damage so you take four for 24 so 24 okay four four 314 00:35:52,559 --> 00:36:00,079 it is Yenbul's turn okay well i'm just going to uh sacred flame it again okay uh so deck 315 00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:10,559 save uh four okay so he's going to take 15 radiant damage okay so this time the fire pours down 316 00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:15,840 and illuminates the clearing that you're in um thea you're in the trees you're you're 317 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:23,119 you're not i have no idea what's happening back there so far away you hope you guys are okay uh 318 00:36:23,119 --> 00:36:27,840 you see like you see the light come out and ahead of you i'll tell you what you see and 319 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:35,840 then i'll get Yenbul and talgir what you see you see ahead of you small creatures you can't 320 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:41,680 quite describe them like they're not animals they as the light pours out like you see their 321 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:47,440 eyes and then they turn back and scurry around the trees like they were coming 322 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:54,400 towards you but then as the light comes they they like shy back um as you their eyes light 323 00:36:54,400 --> 00:37:00,559 up with this light um Yenbul and talgir you see a similar scene that plays out in the canopy 324 00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:06,880 there like you catch out of the corner of your eye these um creatures that look like they have 325 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:14,720 long claws they have wings on their back um and you see their eyes light up like some 326 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:21,840 white some yellow and um they like they shy back behind whatever tree they see as the sacred 327 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:29,680 flame um pours down on top of this um it lets out another shriek and like you smell the burning 328 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:40,880 flesh of this creature and it like begins to fall to the knees so to speak as it gets closer 329 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:45,519 down to the ground to you does it smell like dead stuff or like crab no it smells like dead 330 00:37:45,519 --> 00:37:52,320 stuff like decayed material that's being burned gross yeah unfortunate i could have had some fun 331 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,639 like exactly had a melted some butter we would have had a real good time best thing that's 332 00:37:56,639 --> 00:38:02,480 happened to us this whole trip in so long in a decade thea you are 30 feet away you just 333 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,960 see all these creatures now in front of you which stops you you're away from the creature 334 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:12,320 not looking at it so there's no need to move away from it at this point but you now have 335 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:20,559 unknown number of creatures in front of you neat yeah okay uh well i'm just going to um 336 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:32,000 i'm just gonna produce flame in my hands okay and uh ready my action just in case they come 337 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:37,440 at me again but i'm kind of hoping that the light from my fire will keep them away 338 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:45,280 even though it's not radiant just so hoping and i'm gonna roll to not be a scaredy cat 339 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:53,280 okay at disadvantage well that's a one so i'm just gonna stop there cool i think that was 340 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:58,880 just a saving throw so your produce flame goes up how what's the range on the the light that 341 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:05,519 it gives off the light that it gives off is a 10 foot radius 10 foot okay your flames go up 342 00:39:05,519 --> 00:39:13,840 and in a 10 foot radius you see um as the sacred flame quickly dies down again you see um these 343 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:19,360 creatures like peering out like their claws wrapping around trees some of them have like 344 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:24,639 climbed up scaled up so they're up higher they're looking down like you see the Glimering 345 00:39:24,639 --> 00:39:29,280 off their light you can't quite get look on them it's not bright enough like the the light 346 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:35,200 seems to like suck up the far you know it's not like it decays off but like it hits that 10 347 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:40,240 foot mark and then just is like sorry and then there's a dim light another 10 feet no there's 348 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:45,760 not but as you as you cast it and you're quickly looking around you hear like creaking 349 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:52,480 noises all around you coming from the trees but they seem to be staying back none immediately 350 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:58,719 are making moves for you neat thought your hand was up for a high five 351 00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:05,840 sometimes your significant other just puts their hand up for a high five never let me hang it 352 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:11,280 yeah uh okay well i'm just i'm readying my action to blast some bitches with 353 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:16,800 my fire in case i need it but apparently i'm still scaredy cat uh of the thing behind you 354 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,519 yes tell gears back to you uh you said this crab is uh looking a little bit worse for wear 355 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:28,239 it's fallen to its its proverbial knees uh in front of you so the the humanoid figure that 356 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:33,039 these legs are attached to is like hovering above the ground like a foot above the ground 357 00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:38,159 like this thing was probably standing which i don't think i said but like five to eight 358 00:40:38,159 --> 00:40:46,639 feet taller than any of you um just by its legs but now it's not eye level but closer to 359 00:40:47,519 --> 00:40:55,440 but yeah it doesn't it's the smell of burning decayed flesh and damage is clearly putting 360 00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:02,239 pressure on this creature all right well uh yeah i mean i guess one of is it still under fairy 361 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:07,920 fire fair fire still good yeah that's not a concentration thing i don't think so or maybe 362 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:12,480 it is yeah it is concentration but it is the hasn't taken any damage so okay there's 363 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:17,039 no reason that that should be dropped oh wait all right it's not a concentration 364 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:22,320 oh you're right it's not all right so my attacks have advantage then correct yes okay 365 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,920 uh first one's going to be a 26 that will hit 366 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:39,360 second one 31 no yes of course that one is yeah no plus 13 hey high at one point 367 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:47,200 yeah my current uh attack bonus with my battle axes plus 13 give me that slashing cool all right 368 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:52,079 what's that like it's good i really like it another character still a tank 369 00:41:54,320 --> 00:42:00,000 a tank who does magic stuff it's a magic tank uh oh and max damage on both the dice rolls 370 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:07,360 that's fun ah sweet uh so that's 34 damage okay give me give me something cool tell me 371 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:12,000 how you kill this motherfucker that's disgusting as fuck i gave you a sweet disgusting description 372 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:18,240 you tell me how you cut this fucker down okay um you know when a crab is undercooked 373 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:22,960 and you open it up and there's like all that gross shit in there still yeah it's essentially 374 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:29,280 like that like i swing in with the battle axe and kind of like not scalp it but essentially 375 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:38,400 like carve the top half off of it and inside is all the disgusting crap gets yeah yeah so 376 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:45,360 yeah you you carve into this humanoid figure and inside like it you can see it for a brief 377 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:52,560 moment as like it's begins oozing out and down to the ground as this creature crumbles 378 00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:59,679 and falls in on itself its top half shrieks in the moment it's struck but quickly is silenced 379 00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:05,920 and you're standing there you see you see out of the corner of your eye thea's produced flame 380 00:43:06,639 --> 00:43:12,960 there's a brief moment of silence and then you hear movement in the canopy again around 381 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:19,360 you what do you do we gotta go guys i continue i keep my produce flame and i start to walk 382 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:26,240 backwards quickly i don't want to turn my backs on these things um so i'm doing like the whole like 383 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:33,680 fire everywhere and i and i start walking back quickly to hopefully hop on a magic carpet 384 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:39,680 that's like been warmed up a little bit yeah ready to go yeah we left it idling yeah let's 385 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:44,880 just run that a little bit it's cold uh you walk back and you hear the movement like closing 386 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:52,640 in the as you're walking it's like moving at the perimeter um of this produced flame and you get 387 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:59,680 back and tolgir and yimble are on the carpet and they like back it up and like take out your 388 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:04,960 legs underneath you to put you on it does it beep as we back up who do i light on fire as i 389 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:10,720 flail backwards with my hands out it's magic you're fine oh good and you you land backwards 390 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:16,720 and then the magic carpet lifts up into the air everybody make a dexterity saving throw i've been 391 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:20,400 real good at these saving throws lately you guys so i'm probably gonna nail this one these ones 392 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:26,560 are at just normal yep just rolled a three so that's a six cool guys i can't roll i haven't 393 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,160 rolled more than i haven't rolled a double digit number yet i've rolled probably like 394 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:37,440 what 11 i mean it's not great amy no uh that's a 12 for me oh jeez no nobody's super high 395 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:44,159 we're so tired we're so tired these creatures jump out towards you as you lift up through 396 00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:52,079 the canopy and each one of you is struck by these simplicity sake they look like bats but 397 00:44:52,079 --> 00:45:00,480 they're not their wings like i said have like claws that extend out and um and like grab 398 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,159 into your leg or arm or wherever they latch onto 399 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:13,039 hairy hand mcbat hairy hand mcbats yeah um and they and they clamp onto your leg or arm or 400 00:45:13,039 --> 00:45:19,280 wherever they grab you and quickly move in to bite each of you are going to take nine 401 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:26,960 piercing damage um and you each have one grappled onto you as you lift up into the 402 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:33,280 air uh you're above the canopy now but each have a creature on you uh so we'll go tolgear 403 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:38,960 was the last one to go so yimble you're up next i'm gonna blast it with sacred flame that's 404 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:48,960 a 17 dex save but i mean it's right there yeah uh that's a three great uh so 16 radiant 405 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:54,559 damage okay yeah just blast into it that's a single target thing i like the idea of 406 00:45:55,519 --> 00:46:00,079 like you're close enough that your sacred flame could target in this moment just those three 407 00:46:00,079 --> 00:46:06,639 things because they're not high hp um so yeah i think your sacred flame comes down and maybe 408 00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:11,039 they've conveniently each attacked us in the back in the cluster we've somehow like all 409 00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:15,279 turned exterior so we're all facing away the creatures are all in the middle and the sacred 410 00:46:15,279 --> 00:46:20,559 flame can get them all you feel the heat pour over them and they shriek as they release 411 00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:26,639 and fall back down towards the canopy and you zip off as quickly as you can 412 00:46:28,639 --> 00:46:34,320 uh i'm i'm really sorry about back there that was really embarrassing 413 00:46:35,599 --> 00:46:39,119 you could not help this yeah i don't think you had any control over it 414 00:46:39,119 --> 00:46:44,320 also that force so creepy i was in there just surrounded by all those 415 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:53,039 hairy hand mcbat things and it's just oh they're so creepy and i've ripped my pants multiple times 416 00:46:53,039 --> 00:46:57,360 in just the past short while well i'm sure we'll be able to find a tailor in 417 00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:03,920 luskin but really that's the last of our concerns i swear if we go into luskin 418 00:47:04,559 --> 00:47:09,519 and there are shops and people legit going about their daily lives 419 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:17,920 oh i mean it would be hard to leave a place like that it it certainly would 420 00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:26,159 the scene of this daydream carries on for an hour or two as you picture a perfect world luskin 421 00:47:26,159 --> 00:47:31,920 i think we spend a lot of our time doing that yeah like remembering like what streets looked 422 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:37,759 like how things used to be you travel for another couple hours and you crest over this 423 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:45,520 hill and you hear the crashing sounds of coast as you've kind of come closer to it and you see 424 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:52,240 over this hill ahead of you a flashing light like it's it's there and then it's gone 425 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:56,080 and then it's there and then it's gone like a lighthouse maybe 426 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,000 do you do anything before you cross the hill or do you just keep going 427 00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:09,840 how is everyone doing you know health health wise how are you guys feeling it um i mean a 428 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:14,400 little beat up but nothing i haven't handled before i'm all right okay i'm generally asking 429 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:20,719 if anyone would need a healing spell at this moment um yeah i also have healing hands that 430 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:26,559 i can use once per long rest which i haven't had so i guess we'd need to decide if i've 431 00:48:26,559 --> 00:48:32,079 already used that in the last three days that we have been hurt or i can use it now 432 00:48:32,079 --> 00:48:37,759 yeah i have a lay on hands pool too so and can can heal somebody a little bit so based on your 433 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:44,320 exhaustion level it's been 24 hours since you've had a sleep so in theory you've 434 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:50,960 likely managed to sleep like every other day so i mean your call i'll leave it up to you 435 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:57,360 if you think you still have that ability um well i think i maybe have it once yep and then not 436 00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:06,079 again until until we we have it so how hurt are you guys i'm at 87 of 122 where are y'all at 437 00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:10,480 i'm there's no way you have only 122 hit points 438 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:18,000 you're well i think your sheet fucked up last time and we never fixed oh that did happen 439 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:26,000 because i'm at 165 and yeah i know 174 i'm at 117 of 165 unless someone's really hurting 440 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,599 i didn't want to waste a spell slot i'm sure i have a potion 441 00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:38,880 yeah mine's um mine is a cantrip so it's not gonna burn a slot i've got potion of healing as 442 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:44,719 well yeah and mine is literally just a pool of energy that i can draw from sounds like i 443 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:51,040 should use it on me you should i'm gonna take a potion of greater healing russ i downed my pool 444 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:55,920 it's it's 85 normally but since i haven't slept for fully for a couple days i've probably used 445 00:49:55,920 --> 00:50:01,200 bits and pieces of it here so i put 45 in there perfect you crest over this hill and you 446 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:06,640 see this light off in the distance those who have been to luskin probably thea and talgir 447 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,720 ymbol i said i think we said that you haven't been as far north as water deep so you 448 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:18,640 definitely haven't been to luskin but you see the light coming from the tower of the arcane 449 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:27,600 brotherhood like a lighthouse spinning at the very peak of it and you look as it passes you 450 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:36,000 see movement throughout the dark streets of luskin and noise that hits you like a wall 451 00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:41,760 as you crest over this hill and it's the noise and sound of undead 452 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:48,239 just emanating up and then amidst you catch 453 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:58,000 just the faintest sound of a coherent sentence and someone screams out 454 00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,039 we need to get to the tower quick 455 00:51:08,639 --> 00:51:12,559 all music and sound effects in today's episode can be found at epidemic sound 456 00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:18,320 dot com or boom library dot com a huge thank you to our supporting producers 457 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:24,000 gabriel lynch mark heartless stevie cat water flame jacob madden christian brown jessica 458 00:51:24,639 --> 00:51:30,639 darryl devin michaels erin stevens luke ikus and ray serbeck to find out more about how you 459 00:51:30,639 --> 00:51:35,599 can support Dumbgeons and Dragons visit us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where you 460 00:51:35,599 --> 00:51:41,840 can have exclusive access to 50 plus hours of bonus audio content create in-game NPCs and 461 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:48,000 items as well as play games with the cast Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast have a great 462 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:53,039 week and we'll talk soon things aren't great in world let's just sing some more usher 463 00:51:54,159 --> 00:52:01,840 yeah amy we're looking at you i'm so thrown i don't know what to do but to keep on doing 464 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:07,199 my confessions back to the same song i wasn't expecting i thought it was for sure it was 465 00:52:07,199 --> 00:52:12,079 gonna be a different one but i like it it was beautiful i'm trying to remember i'm like um 466 00:52:12,079 --> 00:52:16,079 i don't think like scream is a really creepy song that's the only one that comes to my 467 00:52:16,079 --> 00:52:20,000 head right now that's two more usher songs than i could name if you put me on the spot 468 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:25,760 what's the one where he goes usher usher usher usher is that all of them i would assume it's 469 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:30,639 all of them yeah okay a real jason terullo situation yeah i know all of his songs then 470 00:52:32,159 --> 00:52:36,960 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production