1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:05,440 The Demonomicon, it...it has to be here! 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,839 That's when she raises her head. 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,560 She keeps raising it. 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,080 No! No, wait! 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,120 Until you hear her spines snap. 7 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:19,839 The bones twist and crunch as her head contorts towards you. 8 00:00:19,839 --> 00:00:22,719 A dark, booming voice echoes out. 9 00:00:22,719 --> 00:00:29,120 Thea, Yenbul, Flint, it's about time you arrived. 10 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,600 Now the real fight begins. 11 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:37,439 You see Flint scream and fall motionless to the ground. 12 00:00:37,439 --> 00:00:38,880 Where's Renisa and Helvelu? 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,240 I mean, she didn't make it. 14 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,280 We got to the room where we thought the book would be 15 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:49,679 and there was no book and something happened to Renisa and... 16 00:00:49,679 --> 00:00:50,799 And that voice. 17 00:00:50,799 --> 00:00:52,799 I'm going to go over to Flint. 18 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,480 I'm going to point a finger at him threateningly 19 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,760 and I'm going to say, don't you fucking die 20 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,240 or disappear completely and become someone else. 21 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,000 I'll be back. 22 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:11,600 Flint, people do our best to get you well and save the world. 23 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:12,719 Dearest Thea. 24 00:01:12,719 --> 00:01:13,680 Oh my god. 25 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,760 You were a lot less sarcastic earlier. 26 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,040 Donald E. 27 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,880 You know what, maybe we don't get your... 28 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:25,520 I don't...I don't reach...I can't reach Sir Flint's a lot. 29 00:01:26,239 --> 00:01:27,280 I'm sure he's fine. 30 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,840 Maybe we just don't even look for your collar. 31 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,519 Maybe you stay a little boy forever. 32 00:01:31,519 --> 00:01:33,359 It's not about the size of the stinger. 33 00:01:35,039 --> 00:01:36,239 It's about how you use it. 34 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:38,079 Gross. 35 00:01:38,079 --> 00:01:39,039 Get in the satchel. 36 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:40,239 No. 37 00:01:40,239 --> 00:01:41,280 You're in a tie now. 38 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,560 No, I will not. 39 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,280 Get in the bag. 40 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:47,840 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 41 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,599 I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 42 00:01:49,599 --> 00:01:52,640 He, him and with me today is Tom Laird. 43 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,439 Yeah, that's me. 44 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:55,199 He, him as well. 45 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:01,359 I am playing a tall gear heavy foot who is a mountain dwarf pAlydin. 46 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,280 And he also goes by he, him. 47 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,560 And Amy More. 48 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:10,800 She, her and I play Thea Amastasia, a high elf druid. 49 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,920 Also, she, her. 50 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,439 And Carla Maxted. 51 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:18,640 She, her and I'm playing Yen Bolnuri, a Kalishtar cleric. 52 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:19,920 Also, she, her. 53 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,800 We're in the darkest timeline again, everybody. 54 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:24,560 I'm just going to keep saying it. 55 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:25,840 You see it like you're excited. 56 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,200 Like we're going to be like, woo. 57 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,760 Yeah, all of a sudden we're going to be like on board with it. 58 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,120 Yeah, no one likes it. 59 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:31,520 Come on. 60 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:36,240 There's like a, it's like a Glimer of hope here because we got three people who 61 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,600 don't really know each other. 62 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,360 So you can't just have like a little, we'll get to it. 63 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:41,760 Don't worry. 64 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:42,320 It'll be fun. 65 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:42,560 Sure. 66 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:47,760 The Glimer of hope is that one of the characters lies comatose back in town, so. 67 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,400 Exactly. 68 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,120 There's no moon anymore, guys. 69 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:51,840 It's great. 70 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,439 Silver lining. 71 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:55,680 Come on. 72 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:56,879 David. 73 00:02:59,039 --> 00:02:59,280 Okay. 74 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,439 This is a little bit of a thing, but you know those things where you're like, 75 00:03:03,439 --> 00:03:08,960 type your name into the bar on Twitter, into the, into the gift bar. 76 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,640 And then, you know, whatever image comes up first is how you feel about 2020. 77 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,039 Well, this one was like, type your middle name into the day bar, 78 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,800 which my middle name is David. 79 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,480 So I typed it in and the first thing that comes up, 80 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,520 which is how I feel about 2020 apparently was, 81 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,280 Ew, David. 82 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,480 Yeah, that's about right. 83 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:26,720 Yeah. 84 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:27,520 Yeah. 85 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,720 So that totally tracks. 86 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:29,920 It checked out. 87 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,200 I thought it was very good. 88 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,600 Amazing prediction abilities in the. 89 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,400 Yeah. 90 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:34,880 Way to go. 91 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:36,800 Gifts. 92 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,280 Who's responsible for all those gifts? 93 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:41,760 I don't know. 94 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,320 I guess it's my, my parents were giving me middle name 95 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,280 so that I could type it in when Schitt's Creek was really popular. 96 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,000 I guess. 97 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,240 Yeah. 98 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:48,960 YouTube site. 99 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,920 Totally tracks. 100 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,800 You know, who has future site is our patrons. 101 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,300 Wow. 102 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,560 I mean, statistically speaking, probably at least three of them do, right? 103 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:03,120 Oh, I should mention, uh, Telger, uh, Telger heavy foot is a 104 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,160 patron submitted character and that was from Christian Brown. 105 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,360 So thanks, Christian. 106 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:08,080 Thank you, Christian. 107 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:14,240 You can submit NPCs and sometimes player characters to us. 108 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,760 Who knows whatever's going to happen. 109 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,879 Could be anything. 110 00:04:16,879 --> 00:04:17,759 Sometimes we see a name. 111 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:18,879 We're like, yeah, that name. 112 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:23,759 Um, but you can submit those over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 113 00:04:23,759 --> 00:04:27,600 that are $15 tier and up is where you can submit all that cool stuff, 114 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,319 including items for our Zed Mart, which. 115 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,759 Who knows if there's still a set part left in this world, 116 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:37,680 but for the little characters. 117 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:37,920 Yep. 118 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:38,240 Yeah. 119 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,159 Glenn and Sully, they've got Zed Mart. 120 00:04:40,159 --> 00:04:41,680 Those babies can shop. 121 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,399 They can shop. 122 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:42,879 You know what? 123 00:04:42,879 --> 00:04:46,000 It's always good of us to just to create something and then destroy it. 124 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I was going to say we, you also get an episode dedicated to you. 125 00:04:54,000 --> 00:05:00,160 Like today's Patron steamroll, steamroll, Zayde Von Sieger. 126 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,040 Thanks. 127 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,639 Say, with an amazing name. 128 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:06,240 Oh, it's very good. 129 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:10,000 See, and then I say a patron's name and everybody's happy again. 130 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,240 Yeah. 131 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,480 Well, our patrons are wonderful patron. 132 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,040 Yes. 133 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:13,759 Thank you, Zade. 134 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,600 That's not for you though. 135 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,480 That was for Zade. 136 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:16,720 Yeah. 137 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:17,360 Thanks, Zade. 138 00:05:19,439 --> 00:05:21,600 Join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 139 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,400 Now, fuck it. 140 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,120 Let's play. 141 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:24,879 Okay. 142 00:05:24,879 --> 00:05:26,640 Start rolling out all your misery. 143 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,720 Start telling us how terrible things are. 144 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,560 The roads are all potholes now. 145 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:32,879 Which doesn't matter. 146 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:34,720 We're on a flying carpet. 147 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:37,360 All right. 148 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,120 You're on a fucking flying carpet. 149 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,520 Does this thing just have like a never ending tank of gas? 150 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,640 How does it work? 151 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,120 I think, I think basically magic. 152 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:45,439 Cool. 153 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:46,719 Magic. 154 00:05:46,719 --> 00:05:47,040 All right. 155 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,279 The three of you snuck out of the city the next day. 156 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:52,959 You were told to wait until morning. 157 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:56,639 When orcas' forces were at their lowest. 158 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,560 Your magic carpet is large enough to carry three people. 159 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,159 I think we have established that it is. 160 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:09,040 It can fly unencumbered up to 400 pounds, which is 60 feet of movement per. 161 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,720 And then over that, I don't know how big tall gear is. 162 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:16,720 Um, because over that it still can go, but it's 30 feet of movement, 163 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,840 which is still just as fast as us as us walk in. 164 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,600 Well, you know, what we haven't done in a while is a, 165 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,800 is a, is a weight check on our characters, 166 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,800 which is what everybody looks forward to. 167 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:27,600 Right. 168 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,880 That's something we normally do. 169 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:30,080 Yes. 170 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,840 Also, does it even matter? 171 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,960 Well, apparently it does. 172 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,840 Normally we do a roll call of it before we play, 173 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,320 but we've usually we all just kind of weigh in. 174 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,200 I'm 110 pounds. 175 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,640 I am but a waif. 176 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,520 So willowy. 177 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,040 Yeah, I'm essentially pretty stretched out. 178 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,160 I'm 140, according to my character sheet. 179 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,760 So that's 250. 180 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,080 158 is what I had down for tall gear. 181 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,360 Just over the limit. 182 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:04,560 But you know what? 183 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,400 He's had a couple of days of exercise. 184 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,240 Let's just down that to 152. 185 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:08,960 You know what? 186 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:14,960 Thea, like leaps off midair and says, 187 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,079 come on out, guac guac. 188 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,800 And guacamole bursts out and I land on her back. 189 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,800 No more encumbered carpet. 190 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,079 Boom. 191 00:07:24,079 --> 00:07:24,560 Boom, bitch. 192 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,280 Goes the dynamite. 193 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:26,960 Okay. 194 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:27,840 You're flying along. 195 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,160 I don't think I've seen guacamole. 196 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,519 Oh, no, maybe not. 197 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:32,160 I don't think so. 198 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,079 Okay. So for the other two of you, 199 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,680 your friend just pops off. 200 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,000 Good point. 201 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,280 Come on out, guac guac. 202 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,800 And a giant snowy owl appears. 203 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,560 I did not know she could do that. 204 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,160 That is pretty impressive. 205 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:46,960 Oh my goodness. 206 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,560 I have never seen such a thing. 207 00:07:49,199 --> 00:07:50,800 This is guacamole. 208 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,000 Hello, guacamole. 209 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,040 I'm waving. 210 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,360 Tall gear doffs his invisible hat. 211 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:57,600 No, don't even. 212 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,360 No, you may not. 213 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,000 You may not speak for guac. 214 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,560 I'm pretty sure that's the voice that guac has. 215 00:08:06,079 --> 00:08:07,920 I feed Donnie crackers to make it quiet. 216 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:08,480 Crackers. 217 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:09,920 Almost like pudding. 218 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,720 Got that dry mouth thing going on. 219 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:14,960 I'll go sit in the back seat. 220 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,360 She can stay out for a little while. 221 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,480 I don't know where my note. 222 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:20,720 I haven't. 223 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,600 Six hours, I think. 224 00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:24,720 I think she can stay out for 24 hours 225 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:30,560 and I can only have her out once every three days. 226 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:33,279 But it doesn't matter. 227 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:33,440 Anyways. 228 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,720 It does kind of matter to me. 229 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,320 Okay. 230 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,360 You can keep talking about it. 231 00:08:37,919 --> 00:08:39,120 Time is a construct. 232 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:42,560 Here we go. 233 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,759 Call her out for 12 hours at a time every two days. 234 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,320 So like essentially split the difference of what I said. 235 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,120 Yeah, it's pretty close. 236 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:50,879 It was very close. 237 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,080 Yeah, this is guacamole. 238 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,720 She is my Jade serpentine owl. 239 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:01,440 She just kind of like is amazing and I've missed her. 240 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:06,159 And also not safe to bring her out with all the dead stuff. 241 00:09:06,159 --> 00:09:06,720 I don't think. 242 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,480 Very much. 243 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,800 So yeah, I've got a fourth fighter. 244 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:12,720 I fifth. 245 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,440 Sorry, Donnie. 246 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,080 Crackers. 247 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:14,560 Crackers. 248 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,039 Crackers. 249 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:15,120 Crackers. 250 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,240 I give him more crackers. 251 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,480 Hey, it looks kind of shitty down here. 252 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,960 You look down and you see it's like the earth is dead. 253 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,600 See his heart just breaks a little. 254 00:09:27,039 --> 00:09:28,800 You know, being all druidy and stuff. 255 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:33,120 Are you writing down things like are Thea's powers encumbered? 256 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,960 Encumbered is just the word now that is in my head, you know? 257 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:37,759 Karla knows. 258 00:09:37,759 --> 00:09:40,080 I just wrote down a question for my future self. 259 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,280 How do druids work? 260 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,879 How do druids work? 261 00:09:44,879 --> 00:09:45,680 How do they work? 262 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,840 In this world is how that sounds. 263 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:48,400 Druids. 264 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:50,160 Do they work? 265 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:55,280 Because I do get my powers from the earth. 266 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,320 The earth and also I'm circle of the moon. 267 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,200 What does it all mean, Russ? 268 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,120 You threw us into this mess. 269 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,320 Anything we do. 270 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,879 I've already been able to use one spell. 271 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,799 Can I use more? 272 00:10:08,799 --> 00:10:12,799 If I start using spells, you can't go back and say I can't use spells. 273 00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:17,200 I don't think that this was covered in the two slide presentation from Kyle. 274 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:18,960 Right, Kyle? 275 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:21,759 You can use magic. 276 00:10:21,759 --> 00:10:23,919 To the full extent of my capabilities? 277 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:25,840 As far as you're aware. 278 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,360 I did not believe he said that part. 279 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:31,440 He's gonna half all my already shitty damage rolls. 280 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,480 He didn't say anything. 281 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:32,960 Whatever. 282 00:10:34,159 --> 00:10:36,399 Anyway, you guys can write her anytime you'd like. 283 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:41,120 Well, I don't I don't really need to. 284 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,759 And I also step off the carpet because guess what? 285 00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:45,200 I can fly. 286 00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:51,360 What is happening right now? 287 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,799 How am I only? 288 00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:53,279 Can't fly. 289 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:54,639 He remains on the carpet. 290 00:10:54,639 --> 00:10:55,519 Oh, okay. 291 00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:58,159 But you had that wing backpack thing going on. 292 00:10:58,159 --> 00:10:59,519 So that was pretty cool. 293 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:01,039 Yeah, I'm not really sure what that was. 294 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:02,000 You'll have to ask Russ. 295 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,480 Yeah, I'm not sure either. 296 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,039 I'm sorry. 297 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:05,919 That was just style. 298 00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:07,219 Yenbul. 299 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:12,559 And have you been able like what and I feel like we've been. 300 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:14,959 I know it hasn't been a really long time. 301 00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:16,719 But I feel like it's been long enough. 302 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,839 Like not long enough to maybe pull out every trinket we have. 303 00:11:19,839 --> 00:11:21,839 But definitely long enough to fly. 304 00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:23,139 What? 305 00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:26,719 This is something I have been training for for a very long time. 306 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,159 And have not been able to do. 307 00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:31,519 But have just very recently been able to do. 308 00:11:31,519 --> 00:11:35,679 So perhaps because of the time jump or just I have spent enough time. 309 00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:40,559 Dealing with terrible things and it makes me a stronger Kalishtar. 310 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:41,120 I don't know. 311 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,120 But now I can do this. 312 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,159 That's freaking amazing. 313 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:45,279 How long can you fly for? 314 00:11:47,279 --> 00:11:47,779 I don't know. 315 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:51,679 She drops from the sky suddenly. 316 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:53,120 I assume we're not super. 317 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,240 As long as we are not indoors or underground. 318 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,039 I can now fly. 319 00:11:57,679 --> 00:11:59,599 So it's just a permanent thing. 320 00:11:59,599 --> 00:12:00,099 Yes. 321 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:05,679 Oh, Tolgir, you have to give verbal instructions. 322 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:06,160 Boom. 323 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:06,880 He's in a tree. 324 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,160 He's in a death spiral towards the ground. 325 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,600 I'm so glad I came with you guys. 326 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:20,720 I thought so you guys haven't been together for the 10 years since? 327 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:26,000 Well, I mean, what is time? 328 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,080 I heard someone say it's a construct. 329 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:30,580 Yeah. 330 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,920 The booming voice ever is a construct. 331 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:44,879 We feel this very much because we were together in Kalimport and we fought Shangalar in his pyramid. 332 00:12:45,439 --> 00:12:46,879 And I'm looking at Thea like. 333 00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:48,799 Oh, Thea is nodding along. 334 00:12:48,799 --> 00:12:49,120 Yep. 335 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:49,599 Yep. 336 00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:53,120 And also whispering to Guacamole, you're still cool. 337 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:57,039 And stop. 338 00:12:57,039 --> 00:12:58,000 No more. 339 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,959 Shut it down. 340 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:05,280 And then after we defeat Shangalar, we walk back into the wondrous city of Kalimport. 341 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,240 Boom, 10 years. 342 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,639 Oh, okay. 343 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,320 So we were together, but it go. 344 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,320 In a time warp. 345 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,120 Yeah. 346 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,920 Did you think about maybe trying to do the time warp again? 347 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:25,600 Well, you know what, if I could just jump to the left and make it all rewind 348 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,320 back to the way it was before, I would do it. 349 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:29,680 Yes. 350 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,960 Yes, we would do this. 351 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:36,639 Thea puts her hands on her hips and pulls her knees in tight to make sure she doesn't fall 352 00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:37,519 off Guacamole. 353 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,400 Donnie, what the fuck are you doing in that bag? 354 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,160 Crackers, crackers, crackers, crackers. 355 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,280 It was a pelvic thrust. 356 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,879 I'm just over here to the time warp by myself. 357 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:56,639 So yes, a lot of time and a little time at the same time. 358 00:13:56,799 --> 00:14:03,360 Okay, yeah, so some big time magics of some sort. 359 00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:04,480 Yes. 360 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:11,600 And how long have you been fighting with Leosan? 361 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:15,679 Well, seems like a long time now, but probably only five years or so. 362 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,480 I was in a mercenary company for a while and then ended up 363 00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:25,439 fell in with them and they hired us to do some jobs for them and I just kind of 364 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,120 stuck around afterwards. 365 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,720 Seemed like a cause worth fighting for. 366 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:35,280 And what did you do before the world ended? 367 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,080 Pretty much just a career soldier. 368 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,760 Any battles worth mentioning? 369 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:46,320 She points to her eye with her left ring finger. 370 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:53,120 Oh, well, this one bit off in a bar fight. 371 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,279 So, oh, yeah, it wasn't. 372 00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:56,639 Wait, what were you fighting? 373 00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:59,360 Yeah, I don't even remember to be perfectly honest. 374 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,919 I just woke up and everyone told me that's what happened. 375 00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:04,080 So I took their word for it. 376 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,240 The eye thing. 377 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:13,759 Yeah, that few too many sharp things in and around that area. 378 00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:19,360 So then I suppose you are still lucky it is even there at all. 379 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:19,919 Yep. 380 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,399 Yeah, it's a little bit. 381 00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:25,039 At this point, it's just kind of for show. 382 00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:29,360 I could easily wear an eye patch, but I feel like this kind of just draws 383 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:33,440 a little too much attention when I need someone to focus on something else. 384 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,279 And it works for me. 385 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,680 Strikes fear too. 386 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,800 A little bit intimidating. 387 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,360 Sure. 388 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:39,919 Oh, yeah. 389 00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:43,680 And are we're just passing over countryside. 390 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,200 Everything's just fucking dead. 391 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,960 Like, that's all we're seeing. 392 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,159 Is there birds even? 393 00:15:48,799 --> 00:15:54,000 Are we seeing like towns filled with like small towns filled with? 394 00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:54,959 Yeah. 395 00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:58,000 I mean, you guys aren't like fucking jet airliner. 396 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,199 You're only 60 feet. 397 00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:01,519 Yeah. 398 00:16:01,519 --> 00:16:05,360 So I mean, it's a little quicker than land speed like you're running. 399 00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:07,279 So you haven't passed over. 400 00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:08,639 But we're not tired. 401 00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:11,600 That's the thing. 402 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,159 It's great. 403 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:19,759 So yeah, rolling hills of blackened and grayed earth. 404 00:16:19,759 --> 00:16:25,360 Trees are withered and dead. 405 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:32,000 There aren't like there's no grass or shrubbery or anything to speak of. 406 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,879 The roads are all kicked and dried up. 407 00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:36,079 You see below you. 408 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,639 I don't know how high up you're flying necessarily, 409 00:16:38,639 --> 00:16:41,759 but you see below you like what look like. 410 00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:50,799 Creatures, but upon closer inspection are demons. 411 00:16:50,799 --> 00:16:51,839 Just kind of roaming. 412 00:16:51,839 --> 00:16:53,759 Just a countryside of roaming demons. 413 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:58,799 After some time, you notice that as you fly over, 414 00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,439 like you're catching a tension of them. 415 00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:02,480 It's fine a little higher. 416 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,439 That's not me. 417 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,319 So because at some point, why would they look up? 418 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:07,200 It's fine. 419 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:12,080 You fly up into what looks to be like cloud. 420 00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:15,600 But as you get up there, it is. 421 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,100 Demons. 422 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:19,440 Tiny baby demons. 423 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:19,940 Really? 424 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,319 Just misty demons. 425 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:28,400 Demons wearing diaphanous robes that we think are mist. 426 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,360 Cloud demons. 427 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,080 It smells highly sulfuric. 428 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:36,640 It's more smoke and acrid. 429 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,440 Then cloud. 430 00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:43,840 Can't stay up here. 431 00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,240 No, this is terrible. 432 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,120 I'm going to get back on the flying carpet. 433 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,960 It's hard flying in this smoke. 434 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,319 I'd rather just sit. 435 00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:56,559 You drop back down a little bit. 436 00:17:56,559 --> 00:18:00,080 Still high enough that you're not directly catching 437 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,799 a tension of the roving demons. 438 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,880 You make it most of a day. 439 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,960 It's getting towards evening hours. 440 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,840 We should probably make camp somewhere. 441 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:16,079 Traveling at night is a little bit more dicey than it probably was 10 years ago for you guys. 442 00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:17,279 Sounds good. 443 00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:20,960 What about down there within the trees? 444 00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:25,759 I use the term trees loosely. 445 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:31,039 Yeah, something that we can have our backs against a wall would be great. 446 00:18:31,039 --> 00:18:35,200 We should stay away from where there was many people. 447 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,200 Because they will all be our enemies now. 448 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,000 Yeah, I agree. 449 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:47,519 Maybe find a clearing in the thick woods or just somewhere with a little bit of cover. 450 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,400 Yeah, I'm just how do I set this thing down? 451 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,559 No, I'm back on it. 452 00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:53,920 I can be steering. 453 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:54,559 Oh, okay. 454 00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:54,960 Perfect. 455 00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:57,840 He's got the tassels. 456 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,240 He's been struggling with it. 457 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,960 A lot of jerky movements. 458 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:09,120 When we went up in that smoke, Yenbul got back on it to not have to exercise in the 459 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,079 poor air quality. 460 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:11,920 He's half blind, you know. 461 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:13,759 It's rough. 462 00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:15,120 Depth perception is an issue. 463 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:21,920 You glide down into a grove of burnt out trees. 464 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:28,480 Carry in a little off the path and set up camp there. 465 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,440 I suppose we can not light the fire. 466 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,240 It's so dangerous, right? 467 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,360 Is it cold? 468 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,559 What's the weather like? 469 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:44,799 It is muggy, hot, and the air is thick. 470 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:52,559 The closer down to the ground you get, you find it hard to breathe. 471 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,720 As smoky and acrid as it is up higher, it's still thinner. 472 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,799 But down towards the ground, it's like this cloud of 473 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:07,920 just thick, damp air that has this like stink to it. 474 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,440 Well, I can see in the dark just fine. 475 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:17,200 If you want me to keep watching, you guys can take a rest. 476 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,640 Yes, we will take turns on watch. 477 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:21,700 Certainly. 478 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,640 Yenbul and Tolgir tuck in. 479 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,960 Thea, you begin your watch. 480 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,480 Donnie climbs out. 481 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,360 Any more crackers? 482 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,080 No, I don't have any more crackers. 483 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:34,480 All right. 484 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,200 I kiss Guacamole on the beak and I say, 485 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,800 I'll see you in a couple days. 486 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:45,840 And she transforms back into a jade serpentine trinket. 487 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,880 And I put her around my neck. 488 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:52,000 Don't kiss me on the beak and turn me into a serpentine trinket anymore. 489 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,520 Well, you can't do that. 490 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,040 And I kiss your head all the time, 491 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,440 just mostly when you're sleeping because you're a little salty. 492 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,640 Well, she's been through dark times. 493 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,840 I don't know if you've noticed this. 494 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,680 I got these nuts. 495 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,320 I got these nuts. 496 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,080 I'm tired of talking about these nuts. 497 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,120 Look, we flash forward 10 years, you suddenly have nuts. 498 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:13,759 I don't know. 499 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,039 Oh, I've had them in my bag for a while. 500 00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:19,039 I mean, I don't think it means they're 10 years old. 501 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,519 As if you care. 502 00:21:21,519 --> 00:21:22,799 Do you want them or not? 503 00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:23,519 Yeah, I'll have the nuts. 504 00:21:23,519 --> 00:21:24,320 Yeah, I thought you would. 505 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:24,820 Yeah. 506 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:25,759 I love you. 507 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,599 Yeah, I love you, too. 508 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,519 Do I see anything on my watch? 509 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:40,000 You hear movement all around you. 510 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,400 I want to look. 511 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:47,680 I keep a vigilant eye around me to see if I can see anything like moving in the brush. 512 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,000 I can. 513 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,559 Yeah. 514 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,359 Neat. 515 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:51,680 Yeah. 516 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:56,000 There's movement, shadows from a distance. 517 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:04,799 But you hear as if small creatures are running through the brush of forest that you're in. 518 00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:07,120 I let them run and scurry. 519 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:12,720 I keep an eye out for anything that might be coming toward us. 520 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:20,000 But I'm not going to be chasing were bunnies in the bushes. 521 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,120 You hear a shriek from behind you. 522 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,480 I turn around. 523 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,000 Make a dexterity saving throw. 524 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,960 Son of a B. 525 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,480 20. 526 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:32,980 Not an F. 527 00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:41,680 This giant winged, what could only be described as a mosquito, zips through the air. 528 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:47,360 You see the glint off the eyes and the shriek as it darts its nose toward you. 529 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,200 Darts its needle. 530 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,400 Stingers? 531 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,240 Proboscis towards you. 532 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:52,960 Proboscis? 533 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,460 Yeah. 534 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,640 You miss as it zips by and then swings back towards you. 535 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,920 Oh, I don't miss. 536 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,519 Did the shriek wake us up? 537 00:23:01,519 --> 00:23:02,000 Yeah. 538 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,759 I'm guessing it probably did. 539 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,519 I'm going to say probably, yes. 540 00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:08,880 I mean, Telgear is a light sleeper from years of practice. 541 00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:13,280 You stir and see this thing like zip over top of all of you. 542 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:19,280 Telgear, you immediately recognize this as a chasme, 543 00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:24,480 which is a large demon, large fiend demon. 544 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:32,720 As it flies at me, I would enjoy making an eldritch blast. 545 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,839 Yeah, take your shot and then we'll roll for initiative. 546 00:23:35,839 --> 00:23:37,519 Oh, I'm not throwing away my shot. 547 00:23:39,039 --> 00:23:40,559 Do not miss your chance to blow. 548 00:23:40,559 --> 00:23:44,480 I'm going to roll and it's going to be a 19. 549 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:46,480 That will hit. 550 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:46,980 Cool. 551 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,399 Wait, hold on. 552 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,720 Do I need to do a roll for every blast? 553 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,440 Mm-hmm, every time. 554 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:51,940 OK. 555 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,240 Oh, I didn't do that last time. 556 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:54,960 I keep forgetting. 557 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,680 I'm sorry. 558 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,680 OK, so the first one was a 19. 559 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,600 The second one was an 18. 560 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,360 The third one was a 15. 561 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,600 And the fourth one was an 18. 562 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,360 All of them hit. 563 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:05,860 Nice. 564 00:24:07,519 --> 00:24:12,720 27 beams of righteousness. 565 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:17,200 So Yenbul and Telgear, you hear this thing first 566 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,000 and then you see it zip over top and immediately followed 567 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,480 by four beams of energy that blast towards it 568 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,080 and throw it against a tree. 569 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,720 It's still alive as it shakes it off 570 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,519 and postures towards you. 571 00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:34,640 Let's roll for initiative. 572 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,480 My rolls are terrible tonight. 573 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,920 I think that's nine. 574 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,960 18. 575 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,460 Guys! 576 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,420 Damn, Amy! 577 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,319 That'll be the last good one. 578 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,879 Telgear got a 10 for initiative. 579 00:24:48,879 --> 00:24:50,319 Thea, you start us off then. 580 00:24:50,319 --> 00:24:51,759 Oh, I'm going to do it again. 581 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:54,740 21. 582 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:56,980 20. 583 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:58,980 19. 584 00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:01,779 13. 585 00:25:02,399 --> 00:25:04,240 Everything except the 13, so that's three. 586 00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:06,579 20. 587 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:08,339 Holy moly! 588 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,639 This is so exciting. 589 00:25:12,639 --> 00:25:13,759 Oh, I have another one. 590 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,240 I can do two things. 591 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:22,399 I bring out my oath bow and I say swift death to my enemies. 592 00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:25,299 21. 593 00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:30,799 So nine for the regular and then an extra 14, pointy damage. 594 00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:40,559 You let that go and then you hear crashing down through the trees as a vrock comes down. 595 00:25:40,559 --> 00:25:41,839 We haven't seen one of those in a while. 596 00:25:41,839 --> 00:25:42,559 What's it sound like? 597 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,159 Vroooc vrock! 598 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,519 It comes down to attack you. 599 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,880 Me? 600 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,440 Yeah, you. 601 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,800 You're making all the noise shooting lights and stuff. 602 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,080 Just like fiery stuff. 603 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,040 Not even fire. 604 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,759 It's force damage. 605 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,759 So that's a 20, not natural for its beak. 606 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,440 He can beak me. 607 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,360 And a 24. 608 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,400 No, doesn't hit. 609 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,360 Weirdly enough. 610 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,040 For his slashing damage. 611 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,080 So for his talons. 612 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,759 So you got 10 piercing damage. 613 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,920 14 slashing damage. 614 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:23,359 So 24 total as this vrock comes down from the sky and tears into you. 615 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,119 You now have a vrock and a chasme. 616 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,359 It is Tullgear's turn. 617 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,960 You hear Thea scream, get this vrocking thing off of me. 618 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:37,519 All right, how far away is the vrock from Tullgear? 619 00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:39,119 It's like on Thea. 620 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,359 So I assume that you were all pretty close. 621 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:48,240 Tullgear is going to channel divinity and make his weapon a sacred weapon. 622 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:53,040 So this weapon is now considered magical and I add plus four to attack rolls. 623 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,440 And it emits a bright light for 20 feet. 624 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,640 And a dim light for 20 feet after that. 625 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,880 Do you ever cast that on his penis by any chance? 626 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,080 Just curious. 627 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,680 Tullgear bright rod. 628 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,560 Yep, the old bright rod. 629 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,400 That's his, that's his porn name. 630 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,920 You know, he's lived a long life. 631 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,280 He's done a lot of stuff. 632 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,720 I'm sure we'll hear more about it. 633 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,680 Well, they say nowadays like you have multiple careers. 634 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,640 So yeah, especially through the darkest time. 635 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,240 Especially it's really it's it is the gig economy now. 636 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,760 So the giggity giggity economy, the giggity economy. 637 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,640 All right, so he's going to stroll on over with his 638 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:38,000 sacredly imbued hand axe and try to go to town on this rock. 639 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:38,320 Okay. 640 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,680 First is, well, it's in it's the 30. 641 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,960 So I think a 30. 642 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,960 It's in the 30s. 643 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,800 I thought it was in the 30s, but then I saw the math and it was a 30. 644 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,680 Oh my 30 is still in the 30s. 645 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,360 What does that feel like to roll that high? 646 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,200 And then a 31. 647 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,320 Don't my god. 648 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,200 Both of those are good. 649 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,560 Perfect. 650 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,560 If they aren't, we are in serious trouble. 651 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,280 We're in trouble. 652 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,160 All right, okay. 653 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:15,440 So that is 14 on the first attack and 13 on the second attack. 654 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,519 Imbued with this magical power, 655 00:28:17,519 --> 00:28:22,960 Tulgear strikes hard down into the vrock who lets out this hideous scream, 656 00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:25,120 bringing us to Yenbul. 657 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:31,120 Are both of the creatures on the ground or did the Kasmi fly up again? 658 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:36,480 It's hovering in the air like five feet above the ground. 659 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,519 So it's not back up in the air, so to speak. 660 00:28:40,079 --> 00:28:41,200 Oh, and what do I care? 661 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:41,839 I can fly. 662 00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:45,519 For god. 663 00:28:45,519 --> 00:28:48,160 It like smashed into a tree and then like got back up 664 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,720 and turned to begin moving on its turn. 665 00:28:51,599 --> 00:29:00,880 I think what I'm going to do is go and touch that bad boy and inflict wounds. 666 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:08,240 So that is 23 to attack. 667 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,040 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 668 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:18,960 And I'm going to cast this, let's say at like fifth level wine pot. 669 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,520 So that's 7d10. 670 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,440 7d10? 671 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,400 You betcha, baby. 672 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,120 Which could be 70. 673 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,400 All right, well, I was like, oh, this thing has a cool thing on its turn. 674 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,000 I don't think we're going to see it. 675 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,360 It's 45 damage. 676 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:38,960 Yeah, it is. 677 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,760 Yeah, tell me how it looks when you obliterate. 678 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,720 Well, I guess for drama's sake. 679 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,080 You guys don't know this about Yenbul. 680 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,520 Yeah, she's a real drama queen. 681 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:54,400 She kind of floats up and just puts her hand on it 682 00:29:54,400 --> 00:30:00,560 and it just like withers and just collapses dead. 683 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,880 There's no explosions or lights or anything. 684 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,000 I've just killed it with my touch. 685 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,640 Is she like super dark about it too? 686 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,360 And it's just like, sorry, did that hurt? 687 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,920 But nobody hears it but her. 688 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,759 Is it like secretly kind of a psychopath? 689 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,360 I'm loving everything. 690 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:24,640 As it withers and falls to the ground in a very dramatic moment, 691 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:33,600 you hear like loud stirrings in the forest and brush around you. 692 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:38,400 You don't see anything immediately but you hear movement. 693 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,480 This was not as restful as I was hoping. 694 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,800 No, not restful at all. 695 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:49,759 It's the middle. 696 00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:50,319 Oh, no, wait. 697 00:30:51,359 --> 00:30:52,159 It's the middle. 698 00:30:52,879 --> 00:30:55,119 No, I can't get into Axel Foley. 699 00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:57,200 I know you started doing Baby Shark. 700 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,200 It's the middle. 701 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,319 It's the middle. 702 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,519 It's the middle, yeah. 703 00:31:04,159 --> 00:31:09,919 That'll make sense if you're a patron in like a couple months. 704 00:31:09,919 --> 00:31:10,419 A month? 705 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,980 Uh, yeah, two months. 706 00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:13,620 Three weeks? 707 00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:15,220 No, two months because that was in the second episode. 708 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:16,100 Oh, was it in the first? 709 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:17,220 No, it was in the second episode. 710 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:18,980 Yeah, so in a couple months, you'll be like, 711 00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:24,100 I totally remember when they did that in an interlude and it was so good. 712 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,779 Yeah, this is all this interlude is. 713 00:31:25,779 --> 00:31:28,019 It's just teasing something two months from now. 714 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,779 Sign up at Patreon.com. 715 00:31:29,779 --> 00:31:30,740 It's worth it. 716 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:32,580 Only patrons get it. 717 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:34,580 It's totally worth it, I think. 718 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,820 Anyways, that's not the point of the interlude today. 719 00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:39,779 I don't know what's happening. 720 00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:44,019 We were, hey, we love our listeners. 721 00:31:44,019 --> 00:31:44,580 We do. 722 00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:45,300 We do. 723 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:45,940 True fact. 724 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:46,500 It's true. 725 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,220 We were approached on Twitter by one of our listeners, 726 00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:55,539 at Skeptical Okie, and they asked if we would do a little favor for them. 727 00:31:56,259 --> 00:31:58,259 And we were like, yeah, sure, no problem. 728 00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:05,779 They play a game, tabletop RPG, with their family, with their kids and their wife. 729 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:07,779 And one of their kids, Colin, 730 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:11,859 he gets down on himself a little bit. 731 00:32:11,859 --> 00:32:18,259 And James, at Skeptical Okie, asked us to say, hey, Colin, you're doing a great job. 732 00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:22,660 So hey, Colin, you're doing a great job. 733 00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:24,660 Colin, you're doing awesome. 734 00:32:25,379 --> 00:32:26,500 You're playing RPGs. 735 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:27,299 You're crushing it. 736 00:32:27,299 --> 00:32:29,539 Hey, Colin, you're fantastic. 737 00:32:29,539 --> 00:32:34,019 That character that you made, that beat, that last monster that you fought? 738 00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:34,819 The best. 739 00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:35,379 So good. 740 00:32:35,379 --> 00:32:36,339 Everybody loved it. 741 00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:39,140 So the decisions you're making, Colin, and the things you're doing, 742 00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:40,100 you're doing awesome. 743 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,300 So keep doing it. 744 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,340 And it'll be great. 745 00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:42,580 Yeah. 746 00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:43,060 High five. 747 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:45,620 Low five. 748 00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:46,500 Too slow. 749 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,340 Oh, wait, Russ, you can't too slow me. 750 00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:52,180 Oh, right, you were low five in Colin. 751 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,740 Yeah, and he did it because he's a good person. 752 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:55,620 Yeah, you're right. 753 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:57,780 Thanks for being better than me, Colin. 754 00:32:57,780 --> 00:32:58,900 I really appreciate it. 755 00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:03,220 We would love for you to come join another one of our communities over on 756 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:06,100 The Reckless Play Guild, which is our Facebook group that we share with a 757 00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:10,579 bunch of other amazing shows like Dark Dice, The Lucky Die, and The End of Time 758 00:33:10,579 --> 00:33:14,259 and Other Bothers, along with those, a whole bunch of really amazing people 759 00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:19,140 who are talking about Dumbgeons and Dragons and the shows and just sharing 760 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:21,940 stories about all the cool games and stuff that they're playing. 761 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:25,140 I can't remember the one guy's name, Russ, but he is building 762 00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:27,780 like terrains for Dungeons. 763 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:34,660 And every time I see the posts, I am blown away by A, how creative and 764 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:39,460 talented he is, and B, just how awesome that is. 765 00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,820 Every single time I see it, it floors me. 766 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,180 Is it these ones you're talking about? 767 00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:44,580 Yeah, those ones. 768 00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:46,500 Oh my God, those look so fun. 769 00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:51,060 Tony over there and a bunch of other people are posting like their 770 00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:54,100 miniatures and their Dungeons and all that sort of stuff. 771 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,300 It's really super cool. 772 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,500 It's so cool. 773 00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,020 People are so talented, eh? 774 00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:58,580 They are. 775 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:02,100 So come join us in The Reckless Play Guild. 776 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,380 Link is down in the description. 777 00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:05,620 Our Discord link we had to take out. 778 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:11,940 So if you want a Discord link, send us a note on another social media platform. 779 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:13,140 Just hit Russ up on Twitter. 780 00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:14,260 We got hit by bots. 781 00:34:15,059 --> 00:34:19,620 It was a whole morning of sorting that jazz out. 782 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:23,940 I remember I woke up in the morning and I had so many notifications 783 00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:27,059 from Discord and then I went in and there was nothing and I was like, 784 00:34:27,059 --> 00:34:29,860 I'm very confused as to what's happening. 785 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,740 Yeah, the bot attack happened. 786 00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:36,179 Anyways, clear of bots, now only awesome people. 787 00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:39,619 Send us an email or a message on Twitter or Facebook 788 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:42,099 if you would like to come join us on Discord. 789 00:34:42,099 --> 00:34:46,420 And we'll probably do like a Discord link blasts on our social media as well. 790 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,340 You can come join us over there. 791 00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:50,820 Okay, that's all the places you can come hang out with us. 792 00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:52,179 We would love to see you. 793 00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:52,739 Okay, bye. 794 00:34:57,379 --> 00:34:58,819 Thea, we're back to you. 795 00:34:58,819 --> 00:35:00,899 All right, well, let's kill this fucking vrock. 796 00:35:01,539 --> 00:35:06,339 This vrock has taken damage, yes, by an axe, I believe. 797 00:35:07,859 --> 00:35:15,539 So I would like to point at this vrock and cast Toll the Dead on it. 798 00:35:15,539 --> 00:35:18,179 So it needs to make a wisdom saving throw. 799 00:35:18,819 --> 00:35:19,379 Does it? 800 00:35:20,019 --> 00:35:20,579 Yeah, it does. 801 00:35:22,819 --> 00:35:23,539 No, it does. 802 00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:24,099 Really? 803 00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:25,539 Well, you know what? 804 00:35:25,539 --> 00:35:29,460 This vrock has advantage on saving throws against magic. 805 00:35:32,099 --> 00:35:32,579 Okay. 806 00:35:34,579 --> 00:35:35,059 18. 807 00:35:35,699 --> 00:35:36,019 Fine. 808 00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:40,259 Instead, she takes out a bow and says, 809 00:35:40,259 --> 00:35:42,899 Swift death to those who have wronged me, bitch. 810 00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:45,139 This thing is on you. 811 00:35:45,139 --> 00:35:46,419 Uh, yes. 812 00:35:46,419 --> 00:35:47,139 Wronging her. 813 00:35:47,139 --> 00:35:55,859 Okay, fine. 814 00:35:55,859 --> 00:35:59,779 Well, I actually have no melee weapons. 815 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,579 An unarmed strike with plus eight. 816 00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:05,139 Yeah, I'm just going to fucking punch it in the fucking face. 817 00:36:05,139 --> 00:36:06,579 Did you multi-quest a monk? 818 00:36:06,579 --> 00:36:07,859 I know. 819 00:36:07,859 --> 00:36:08,179 Wow. 820 00:36:08,179 --> 00:36:09,460 I'm going to hit it. 821 00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:10,900 She's so light, too. 822 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:11,940 With my hand. 823 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:12,980 So strong. 824 00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:15,299 I'm going to close fist, hit it. 825 00:36:17,299 --> 00:36:18,179 Roll for fist. 826 00:36:18,179 --> 00:36:18,819 26. 827 00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:23,460 Yeah, your punch hits. 828 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:25,779 Yeah, it gives three damage. 829 00:36:25,779 --> 00:36:28,019 I mean, it only takes one of those, but yeah. 830 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,699 Well, still, I did something. 831 00:36:29,699 --> 00:36:32,739 I'm not just sitting there with my thumb up my ass. 832 00:36:36,659 --> 00:36:37,779 Some fucking loser. 833 00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:40,579 Okay. 834 00:36:40,579 --> 00:36:43,619 Note to self, get Amy's character a fucking dagger. 835 00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:44,739 I need a dagger. 836 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:51,700 I can't, like, I thought of that last time we, not last time, but the last time we played. 837 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,300 I was like, I should really pick up a dagger. 838 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,500 Wouldn't get to Leo since. 839 00:36:55,060 --> 00:37:03,540 So in a 15 foot radius cloud, which I think will just affect Tolgir and Thea, 840 00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:07,860 a cloud of toxic spores extends out from the rock. 841 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:14,100 Each creature in that area must succeed on a constitution saving throw or become poisoned. 842 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,820 See, it just breathes it in. 843 00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:22,740 26 on my con save. 844 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,100 It smells like mushrooms. 845 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:28,900 On a fail, nothing happens. 846 00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:32,100 I mean, on a pass, nothing happens. 847 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,380 Yeah, I was going to say. 848 00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:34,820 I was like, wow, really on a fail? 849 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,020 Yeah, you're good. 850 00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:41,860 Okay, it tries to fly up, 851 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:46,900 which I realize will attack of opportunity from probably the both of you, a punch from one 852 00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:50,019 and an axe attack from the other. 853 00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:54,980 But yeah, it's going to try and try and fly up into the tree line. 854 00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:56,099 Yeah, I'm going to punch it again. 855 00:37:56,099 --> 00:37:57,220 Yeah, do it. 856 00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:57,860 I'm going to punch it. 857 00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:59,380 I'm going to aim for the stomach. 858 00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:01,220 That's only a 14. 859 00:38:02,019 --> 00:38:02,820 Doesn't hit. 860 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:04,820 It's a 20, but not critical. 861 00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:05,300 Yes, sir. 862 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,460 That is 14 damage. 863 00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:11,059 It's still magical. 864 00:38:11,059 --> 00:38:13,299 That doesn't that sticks around for a while. 865 00:38:13,299 --> 00:38:15,619 Uh, it sticks around for one minute. 866 00:38:15,619 --> 00:38:16,739 Okay, 10 rounds. 867 00:38:16,739 --> 00:38:19,219 Oh, I forgot about the plus four to my attack roll while it hit. 868 00:38:19,219 --> 00:38:20,099 Anyway, so. 869 00:38:20,099 --> 00:38:20,579 Oh, okay. 870 00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:22,820 Telgi, it's your turn. 871 00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:23,860 It has gone in the air. 872 00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:26,900 It flies up 30 feet. 873 00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:33,460 I will take that hand axe that I've been using and I will throw it at this fucking thing. 874 00:38:34,099 --> 00:38:37,299 Because, you know, when in Rome, throw your hand axe at something. 875 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:39,139 That's the saying. 876 00:38:39,139 --> 00:38:41,059 So that is an 18 to hit. 877 00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:44,980 Oh, a solid one on the damage roll. 878 00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,659 So that is nine damage. 879 00:38:47,219 --> 00:38:53,539 It goes and it like cuts into like its wing and kind of loses its bAlydince a little bit, 880 00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:55,219 but still maintains its position. 881 00:38:56,420 --> 00:39:02,579 Your axe goes up, hits and falls to the ground 15 feet from you. 882 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:08,900 Okay, I will I'll go make like a running slide to try to catch this axe. 883 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,300 And that'll be my second action. 884 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:13,780 And that's how we lost his pinky finger. 885 00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:18,180 The slide was too effective. 886 00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:19,700 I got there too fast. 887 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,059 Yenbul, it's your turn. 888 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,180 Okay, so it is. 889 00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:24,900 Yeah, you said it was 30 and it came down a little bit. 890 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:28,740 So I am going to cast Sacred Flame. 891 00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,660 So I need you to make a deck save. 892 00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:33,300 24. 893 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:37,220 I guess you are just going to avoid my Sacred Flame. 894 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,420 Doesn't say anything about taking half damage. 895 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:44,340 Yeah, cat trips are great except when they make their save. 896 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,020 It's either sacred or it's not. 897 00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:48,420 There is no half Sacred Flame. 898 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,140 Fair. 899 00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,700 So I do nothing, I guess. 900 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:55,940 Out from behind you, you hear that movement gets closer 901 00:39:55,940 --> 00:40:02,100 and you see a glowing red eye of a Maw Demon, 902 00:40:02,179 --> 00:40:11,059 which is a four legged creature that goes up to its main body. 903 00:40:11,059 --> 00:40:15,380 It has actually three eyes and its body like splits in two 904 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:19,460 and in the middle is giant razor sharp teeth 905 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,460 that encompasses its entire body. 906 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,259 It's got three clawed hands, runs out. 907 00:40:24,819 --> 00:40:26,420 You're hovering still? 908 00:40:27,139 --> 00:40:28,099 No, I don't think so. 909 00:40:28,099 --> 00:40:29,380 I think I'm on the ground. 910 00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:31,059 Okay, well then it's going to attack you. 911 00:40:31,539 --> 00:40:32,259 Okay. 912 00:40:32,259 --> 00:40:33,940 It's going to try and bite you. 913 00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:35,460 That's a 16 to hit. 914 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:36,579 Will hit. 915 00:40:36,579 --> 00:40:40,980 And then you take 11 piercing damage as this thing clamps down. 916 00:40:43,139 --> 00:40:43,860 Chomp chomp. 917 00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:47,460 Probably, I guess it's medium. 918 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:51,380 So it's actually pretty big, it like bites into you. 919 00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:54,659 Oh, Donnie, you didn't get Donnie to do anything. 920 00:40:54,659 --> 00:40:55,940 No, he's just been in my bag. 921 00:40:55,940 --> 00:41:00,260 Crackers, crackers, crackers, crackers, crackers, these nuts, etc. 922 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:00,760 Okay. 923 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,860 You tell me if you want them to take a turn on your next turn. 924 00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:05,940 I think I've been babying him a lot. 925 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:07,619 You know, he was lost in a maze. 926 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:12,179 I don't think I ask him to fight unless absolutely necessary 927 00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:14,579 because just seeing him hurt would just break my heart. 928 00:41:14,579 --> 00:41:15,619 Oh, it's your turn now. 929 00:41:15,619 --> 00:41:17,139 Hey, is everything okay out there? 930 00:41:17,139 --> 00:41:18,420 These nuts are great. 931 00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:19,380 Yeah, we're all right. 932 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,059 Just super fucking weird. 933 00:41:21,059 --> 00:41:23,940 Don't look out of the satchel if you ever want to sleep again. 934 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,820 Oh, God, what is happening down there? 935 00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:30,019 I'm going to stay in here because I'm just a tiny baby dragon. 936 00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:33,220 I don't fight big things anymore. 937 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,780 I'm getting too old for this shit. 938 00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:37,780 I'm a tiny baby dragon. 939 00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:39,139 I don't fight these things anymore. 940 00:41:39,139 --> 00:41:41,300 I'm getting too old for this shit. 941 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:42,579 It's very confusing what you're saying. 942 00:41:42,579 --> 00:41:43,700 Time is a construct. 943 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,139 He's both old and young. 944 00:41:45,139 --> 00:41:45,700 That's true. 945 00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:49,059 I am my own grandfather. 946 00:41:49,059 --> 00:41:49,559 What? 947 00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:54,519 Um, okay. 948 00:41:55,559 --> 00:41:56,279 Ma Demon. 949 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,039 I'm going to Eldritch Blast. 950 00:41:59,079 --> 00:42:01,320 First one is only a 13. 951 00:42:03,079 --> 00:42:05,320 Next one is a 27. 952 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,000 How about an 11? 953 00:42:08,039 --> 00:42:08,599 No. 954 00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:09,000 Okay. 955 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,960 Well, last one. 956 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,480 What about a 21? 957 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,039 Yes. 958 00:42:12,039 --> 00:42:12,360 Neat. 959 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,159 So that's three. 960 00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:17,480 A 10 and a 9. 961 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,559 19 plus one is 20. 962 00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:25,079 I mean, fairly decent considering one of those die was a one. 963 00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:26,519 What? 964 00:42:26,519 --> 00:42:26,759 Sorry. 965 00:42:26,759 --> 00:42:27,639 What type of damage? 966 00:42:27,639 --> 00:42:29,000 That's the Eldritch Blast Force. 967 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:31,159 Yeah, that's cool. 968 00:42:31,159 --> 00:42:31,960 Force is a force. 969 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,679 I'll take it. 970 00:42:32,679 --> 00:42:33,239 Of course. 971 00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:33,719 Of course. 972 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,440 Take it. 973 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,239 It's good. 974 00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,000 Choosing to take my damage. 975 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,440 Just choose to take it. 976 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,359 I didn't know that's how this worked. 977 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,719 Actually, yes, I did. 978 00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:42,359 I knew that. 979 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,920 The vrock above is going to go attack Tolgir. 980 00:42:47,559 --> 00:42:49,720 Actually, it's going to screech at him. 981 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,400 You know, that's probably a good call. 982 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:52,920 Sure. 983 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,800 Is it? 984 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:58,360 It emits a horrific screech down towards a creature within 20 feet. 985 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,519 Oh, that's pretty much everybody. 986 00:43:00,519 --> 00:43:01,000 Everybody. 987 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,519 It's going to screech at everybody. 988 00:43:02,519 --> 00:43:04,680 Going to make a Constitution saving throw. 989 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,480 What happens if we fail the saving throw, Russ? 990 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,480 What's it trying to do to us? 991 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,079 It's trying to stun you. 992 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,599 I got a 10. 993 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,519 So it's not trying to frighten me? 994 00:43:16,519 --> 00:43:17,159 No. 995 00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:20,279 I mean, by proxy, but not the direct relationship. 996 00:43:20,279 --> 00:43:21,639 Yeah, okay. 997 00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:23,960 24 for me. 998 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,279 Okay, 24. 999 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,480 11. 1000 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,360 No, 12. 1001 00:43:29,639 --> 00:43:30,440 No, 11. 1002 00:43:31,799 --> 00:43:36,199 So 10, you are stunned until the end of its next turn. 1003 00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:38,759 A stunned creature is incapacitated, can't move, 1004 00:43:38,759 --> 00:43:40,679 and can only speak falteringly. 1005 00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:44,360 Creature automatically fails strength and dexterity saving throws. 1006 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,000 Attack rolls against the creature have advantage. 1007 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,119 So that's you. 1008 00:43:50,119 --> 00:43:52,840 Guys, moving can't. 1009 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:53,880 Togear, it's your turn. 1010 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,199 Where's this maw demon in relation to everyone else? 1011 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,239 It was clamped onto- 1012 00:43:59,239 --> 00:43:59,960 Biting me. 1013 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:00,460 Yep. 1014 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,679 I mean, it took some Uldur's Blast, 1015 00:44:02,679 --> 00:44:05,880 so it's probably, you know, no longer clamped onto, 1016 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,319 but in close vicinity to Yenbul. 1017 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:13,320 Yeah, I guess I will head on over towards that maw demon 1018 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,960 and throw a couple attacks down on it. 1019 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:16,460 All right. 1020 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,280 With my still sacred weapon. 1021 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,080 All right. 1022 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,600 Because if I say that before I roll, 1023 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,039 I'll remember to add the bonus, right? 1024 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,680 All right, so that is a 22. 1025 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:29,980 Yeah. 1026 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,680 Oh shit, another nat 20. 1027 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,800 Give me your damage for the 22, 1028 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,519 and then because it's going to be dead after that one, 1029 00:44:38,599 --> 00:44:41,639 you can re-decide where you want to put that nat 20. 1030 00:44:41,639 --> 00:44:44,759 So that's 14 slashing damage for the first one. 1031 00:44:44,759 --> 00:44:47,320 You cleave down into the maw demon 1032 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,039 and split its giant jaws wide open, 1033 00:44:50,679 --> 00:44:51,880 leaving your second attack. 1034 00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:53,719 Yeah, so what else is left? 1035 00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,719 The vrock and that's it. 1036 00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,440 Vrock is the last one visible remaining. 1037 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:03,000 Yeah, I'm going to like throw my fucking handaxe again at this rock 1038 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,000 because I'm doing good damage here with this. 1039 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,440 So let's make it happen. 1040 00:45:10,039 --> 00:45:13,239 All right, so that is 17. 1041 00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:14,039 No, 19. 1042 00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:15,079 Sorry, bad math. 1043 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:17,079 19 slashing damage. 1044 00:45:17,079 --> 00:45:18,599 Let's add a whale. 1045 00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:21,400 Not a horrific screech, but a horrific whale, 1046 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,079 which needs no saving throw. 1047 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,400 And that is Yen Bull's turn. 1048 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,320 Thank you for killing the creature on me. 1049 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,480 Does change my plans. 1050 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,519 How far am I now from that vrock? 1051 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,920 It is approximately 15 feet out 1052 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,000 and then another 20 feet in the air. 1053 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Okay, then I'm going to fly up 1054 00:45:47,079 --> 00:45:50,119 so that I can cast shatter 1055 00:45:50,119 --> 00:45:53,960 without my friends being in the blast zone. 1056 00:45:54,599 --> 00:45:56,360 So you need to make a con save. 1057 00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:58,519 Demon comic con save. 1058 00:45:59,079 --> 00:45:59,639 That's right. 1059 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,759 Four, that's 17. 1060 00:46:05,159 --> 00:46:08,199 It meets, so it beats. 1061 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:10,199 So you are going to, 1062 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,920 you hear a loud ringing noise, painful, intense. 1063 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,800 Then you are going to take 39 thunder damage. 1064 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,400 Holy fuck. 1065 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,000 Tell me what it looks like when he's dead. 1066 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,880 Oh, well, it's thunder damage. 1067 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:31,000 So I feel like maybe it sends like ripples of force 1068 00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:35,159 and that sort of like moves through the demon 1069 00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:38,920 and then he crashes to the ground because he's flying. 1070 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:43,000 Like bone crunching, like flesh ripping, 1071 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,320 like falls to the ground in a huddled mess. 1072 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,920 And then you hear more movement from around 1073 00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:55,320 and you begin to hear like the groans of zombies. 1074 00:46:56,119 --> 00:46:59,880 And then you hear VSA, I'm not stunned anymore. 1075 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,460 Ha! 1076 00:47:03,159 --> 00:47:06,840 And then you begin to see them from the light from Tullgear's weapon, 1077 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,760 the faces of them coming out of the trees. 1078 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,719 Looks like it's time to blow this popsicle stand. 1079 00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,519 Yes, I say we need to get out of here. 1080 00:47:16,519 --> 00:47:20,519 You'll quickly climb aboard the magic carpet and zip off into the air 1081 00:47:20,519 --> 00:47:28,199 as the scene around you is overwhelmed by maw demons and zombies. 1082 00:47:31,159 --> 00:47:41,159 All music and sound effects in today's episode can be found at epidemicsound.com or boomlibrary.com. 1083 00:47:41,159 --> 00:47:43,639 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 1084 00:47:43,639 --> 00:47:46,039 Gabriel Lynch, Mark Hartless, Stevie, 1085 00:47:46,039 --> 00:47:48,039 Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 1086 00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:50,039 Christian Brown, Jessica Babyok, 1087 00:47:50,039 --> 00:47:52,840 Daryliff, Devin Michaels, Aaron Stevens, 1088 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,760 Luke Ickes, and Ray Sirbeck. 1089 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,480 To find out more about how you can support Dumbgeons and Dragons, 1090 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,679 visit us at Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast, 1091 00:48:00,679 --> 00:48:05,319 where you can have exclusive access to 50 plus hours of bonus audio content, 1092 00:48:05,319 --> 00:48:07,879 create in-game NPCs and items, 1093 00:48:07,879 --> 00:48:10,199 as well as play games with the cast. 1094 00:48:10,199 --> 00:48:12,919 Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast. 1095 00:48:12,919 --> 00:48:15,000 Have a great week, and we'll talk soon. 1096 00:48:15,799 --> 00:48:17,799 You're looking at me like it sounds strange. 1097 00:48:19,319 --> 00:48:21,000 You got a little Sean Connery going on there. 1098 00:48:23,079 --> 00:48:23,879 Oh, okay. 1099 00:48:24,519 --> 00:48:25,719 Orcish forces. 1100 00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:26,599 Orcish forces. 1101 00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:28,440 Orcish forces, yes. 1102 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,719 That's what it sounds like to me. 1103 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,520 That's probably just me. 1104 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,040 Totally missed out on a real good dad joke opportunity. 1105 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,640 Only the numbers 1 through 12. 1106 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,560 You don't have watches in this world. 1107 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,680 It's the darkest timeline. 1108 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:46,920 How do I know if I don't have a watch? 1109 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:50,280 Guys, my turn just lasted forever. 1110 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:51,720 So long. 1111 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,560 Is this what it feels like every time? 1112 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,060 Yeah. 1113 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,340 Worse. 1114 00:48:55,340 --> 00:49:00,860 Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.